THURS PT 1: Never Gonna Get It! + What To Do For V-Day If You're Broke + Compliment Battle! + How To Get Over A Fear Of The Dentist

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – February 5, 2026, THURS PT 1

Episode Summary: Never Gonna Get It! + What To Do For V-Day If You're Broke + Compliment Battle! + How To Get Over A Fear Of The Dentist

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Overview

Bobby Bones and the crew deliver a high-energy episode filled with playful games, real-life advice, and wild stories. Main segments include “Never Gonna Get It,” creative Valentine’s ideas for those on a budget, personal stories about dental fears, a hilarious (and sometimes awkward) Compliment Battle, insightful listener calls, and a lively interview with Derek Hough of "Dancing With The Stars." The mood is fun, occasionally irreverent, and empathetic.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

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1. "Never Gonna Get It" Game – Lifespan Challenge

[00:50 – 10:23]

• The Question:
  “Since 2011, the lifespan of one of these used to be 3 years, now it's 8. What is it?”
• Contestant Eugene calls in from Midland, Texas, to play.
• Crew guesses range from dog (Eugene), relationships (Amy), cell phone (Eddie and Lunchbox), and television (Morgan).
• Debates ensue over whether the answer is electronic-related. Crew fixates on phones, computers, and light bulbs.
• Memorable interaction:
  • Amy: “Cell phone came to my mind right away and I’m like, that’s normally not the answer. The obvious easy one.” [04:41]
• They all fail to get it.
• The Answer: A dollar bill—the average dollar bill now lasts 8 years in circulation due to less frequent use (shift to cashless society).
  • Bobby: “It’s a dollar bill...because it’s so much more a cashless society, we don’t use them as much, so they last longer.” [10:13]
• Eugene wins a $250 Macy’s gift card for Valentine’s Day.

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2. Real-Life Problem: Overcoming a Fear of the Dentist

[10:23 – 14:22]

• Listener “Wife of Stinky Breath Husband” writes in: Her husband has crippling dental phobia from childhood trauma, hasn’t been to a dentist in 30+ years, and has severe halitosis.
• Crew leans into stories of dental neglect, root canals, and oral hygiene horror.
  • Bobby: “My life has been one big tooth mishap after another.” [11:56]
• Advice:
  • Bobby: “You have to make him go...this is long term health stuff.”
  • Amy connects gum health to wider health risks: “Gingivitis and things with your gums…that’s attached to heart health or strokes.” [12:49]
  • Bobby’s (tough love): “Stop being a baby...it’s going to hurt...but you gotta go.” [13:06]
  • Sensitivity recommended for the embarrassment aspect.

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3. Valentine's Day on a Budget – Listener Advice

[14:32 – 19:51]

• Caller Alfred: Financial struggles have made Valentine’s Day difficult; wants non-cheesy, low-budget ideas.
• Bobby’s Playbook: Suggests “The Night of Kathy”—a custom evening focused on all of Kathy’s favorite things: favorite dinner, TV show, foot rub, etc., all at home, and presented in an intentional, thoughtful way.
  • Bobby: “It’s the presentation of how much you love her. And it ain’t about money…so don’t make it about money.” [16:23]
• Amy: “Making that menu of things they love…that’s what’s special.” [19:40]
• Surprise: Bobby gives Alfred a $250 Macy’s gift card as well.
  • Bobby: “I’m gonna give you a $250 gift card to Macy’s so you can buy her a little something.” [17:37]

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4. Compliment Battle: Amy vs. Lunchbox

[30:38 – 36:35]

• Game: Participants exchange compliments; the “nicest” wins $3.
• Amy struggles to compliment Lunchbox without humor/irony.
• Lunchbox’s Version of Compliments:
  • “Your perseverance is amazing...you picked yourself back up and you’ve built yourself into a very strong woman.” [32:03]
  • Amy is lauded (awkwardly) for surviving divorce and adopting children.
• Amy’s compliments: Calls Lunchbox a “good dad” and admires his “not caring what others think.”
• Both lob backhanded or odd “compliments,” leading to increasingly awkward exchanges.
• Lunchbox’s last attempt goes too far: “You handle not being able to get pregnant like a champ.”
• Amy (laughing): “I might be tearing up from laughter.” [35:31]
• Panel Decision: Amy wins for being less savage.
  • Bobby: “You’re winning because you didn’t go as low.” [36:39]

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5. Derek Hough Interview (Dancing with the Stars)

[25:32 – 30:38]

• Derek shares:
  • The intensity and competitiveness of pros on the show.
    • Derek: “In the earlier seasons…we were very, very, very competitive.” [25:35]
  • His 6 mirror ball trophies—stories of losing and retrieving them from partygoers.
  • The “touchy” nature of dance and public assumptions about intimacy.
    • Derek: “For a dancer…it’s not intimate…it’s very clinical.” [29:19]
  • Derek promotes his “Symphony of Dance” tour, a show mixing ballroom, contemporary, and more.

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6. "Tell Me Something Good" – Uplifting News

Flint, MI Rescue [20:58 – 24:45]; Little Things [37:39 – 38:24]

• Flint, MI: Anonymous caller saves the life of an elderly man found covered in snow.
• Lunchbox Relives his own “hero” story—finding a guy in the street (who wakes up mid-call).
• Another segment: Hospital workers brave a snowstorm to get special formula for an infant in need.
  • Bobby: “They went through the storm…gathered all the materials and got it back to the baby. That’s pretty cool.” [37:57]

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7. Rapid-Fire: Listener Calls, Voicemails & Everyday Drama

[43:20 – 56:35]

• Cheater Accusations: Listeners suspect Lunchbox cheats at games. He denies it.
  • Lunchbox: “I never cheat. Wouldn’t cheat. Cheating’s not fun.” [43:58]
• Super Bowl Plans: Price trends, logistics, and why Bobby says, “Just put it on a credit card” for your dream event.
• Power Outage Stories: Crew discusses coping with long power outages during a cold snap.
• Unread Emails: Listener is stressed by how many unread messages show members have; crew largely unfazed.
  • Amy: “I would just always feel stressed by it.” [51:28]
• Secret Billionaire Update: Listeners remember the show’s mysterious “secret billionaire” caller—conclusion: no closure, still a mystery.

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8. Games & Bits

• The Morning Corny [39:05]:
  • Amy: "What kind of bee drops things?"
    • Answer: Bumblebee.
  • Amy: "What do you call a bee that lives in America?"
    • Answer: USB.
• Bonehead Story of the Day [41:05]:
  • Florida teen throws a pork chop at her mom in an argument over cleaning her room—mom calls cops, daughter is arrested.
• Valentine’s Day Promotions: Frequent shoutouts to Macy’s for V-Day gifts, subtly woven throughout.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Bobby: “Stop being a baby, man. Go to the dentist.”
  [13:06]
• Bobby (on Valentine’s Day): “If you bought her something in a financially strained time, I think she would kind of be upset by it…It ain’t about money when you don’t have money.”
  [16:23]
• Lunchbox: “I mean, I am a hero, just like this guy.”
  [24:41]
• Amy: “Making that menu of things they love…because everyone’s a little different. That’s what’s special.”
  [19:40]
• Lunchbox’s “compliment” to Amy: “You handle not being able to get pregnant like a champ.”
  [35:13]
• Bobby (Lightbulb moment): “I think tickets will be around 2,500 bucks, which is super expensive because it is the Super Bowl. But how often do you get to go to a Super Bowl?”
  [56:07]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Never Gonna Get It Game: 00:50 – 10:23
• Dental Phobia & Health: 10:23 – 14:22
• Valentine’s Day (On a Budget): 14:32 – 19:51
• Compliment Battle: 30:38 – 36:39
• Derek Hough Interview: 25:32 – 30:38
• Tell Me Something Good: 20:58 – 24:45 & 37:39 – 38:24
• Listener Voicemails/Q&A: 43:20 – 54:23
• Games: Morning Corny, Bonehead Story: 39:05 – 41:05, 41:05 – 42:20
• Super Bowl Ticket Chat: 54:27 – 56:35

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Tone & Style

The show balances humor, personal vulnerability, and practical life advice. The crew is unafraid to tease each other, dig into awkwardness, and veer into semi-chaotic tangents. At its heart, the episode mixes entertainment with real talk and empathy, keeping listeners engaged and occasionally emotional.

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For Listeners Who Missed It...

You'll hear guessing-game mayhem, laugh-out-loud “compliments,” wise (and sometimes blunt) advice on relationships and health, plus behind-the-scenes glimpses into the friends' lives. There’s also inspiration from real-world heroes and a pop culture cameo with Derek Hough.

Skipping the ads, this episode is a prime example of Bobby Bones Show at its playful, heartfelt, occasionally rowdy best.

Transcript

[Amy]

This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.

[Announcer]

Friday. Kick off the Winter Olympics in style with the opening ceremony from Italy, featuring a special performance by Mariah Carey. Celebrate the greatest athletes from around the globe as they come together to go for gold.

[Lunchbox]

Lipsy for sensational.

[Announcer]

The opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics.

[Bobby Bones]

Ilia Malady redefining the Sport.

[Announcer]

Friday at 8 Eastern, 7pm Central on NBC. And Peacock.

[Eugene]

Here we go. Come on, Bobby.

[Caller]

Transmitting across America.

[Bobby Bones]

Welcome to Thursday show Morning Studio.

[Eugene]

Morning, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

Here's the question. The lifespan of one of these used to be three years. Now it's eight years. What is it? So since 2011, the lifespan of one of these has gone from three years to eight years. What is it? We're gonna play? Never gonna get it.

[Eddie]

No, you're not gonna get it.

[Eugene]

Not this time.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. Since 2011, the lifespan of one of these items has risen from three years to eight years. Let's bring on Eugene. Eugene's gonna have a chance here to win. Hey, Eugene. How's it going, buddy?

[Eugene]

It's going good.

[Bobby Bones]

How you doing? Yeah, real good. Appreciate you calling. Where are you calling from?

[Eugene]

I'm calling from Texas. All right, so Midland, to be exact.

[Bobby Bones]

Great. Eugene's gonna have a shot here. The question, Eugene, you get to answer by yourself first. But if you miss it, it does not mean you lost. Since 2011, the lifespan of one of these items has risen from three years to eight years. What is it? So think about that. Eugene, you get to go first. Back in 2011, we started this lifespan was three years. Now it's eight. What do you think it is?

[Eugene]

Lifespan.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Absence. I'll do it.

[Eugene]

No hint, huh?

[Bobby Bones]

Not yet. But the show's all going to answer, too, so you can have multiple, multiple chances here. But since 2011, the lifespan of one of these items has risen from three years to eight years. What is it?

[Eugene]

I'm gonna go with an animal. Where I would say a dog.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, a dog.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Big growth. And dogs here. Okay. It's not a dog. That's okay, though. Strike one. We put them on the spot. We put them on the spot. Okay, Eugene, now everybody on the show has written down an answer. Amy, how do you feel?

[Amy]

Not good. Just being honest.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

I feel great. 100. We're really good, Morgan.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't feel good at all, Eddie. I feel great.

[Eddie]

Like, I. I have this one. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Eugene, if you pick the person on the show that gets it right, you win. So you get to pick two show members here to represent you. Now, you've heard them. Who do you pick?

[Eugene]

Let's go with Lunchbox and Miss Amy.

[Amy]

Oh my gosh. Wait, Eugene. Eddie said he was.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think he heard you. Eddie.

[Eddie]

Eugene. I said I really know this one.

[Amy]

Yeah, what's up, Eugene?

[Bobby Bones]

Do you want to trade and switch to Eddie? Eugene?

[Eugene]

Okay, let's switch out. Let's switch out Ms. Amy for Eddie then.

[Amy]

Okay, Ms. Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

I love it. You guys have convinced us.

[Eddie]

Okay, Eugene.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy. Since 2011, the lifespan of one of these items has risen from three years to eight. What did you put, Amy?

[Amy]

Relationships.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so just being in a relationship. Marriage.

[Amy]

Okay, well, probably dating.

[Bobby Bones]

Dating could be anything. Got it. Eddie.

[Eddie]

Oh, this is easy. Dude, I have cell phones. The lifespan of a cell phone is way longer than it used to be.

[Lunchbox]

How long?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not saying if you're right or wrong. I was just thinking, how long do you keep a cell phone?

[Amy]

I've. I've never had one for eight years, that's for sure.

[Eddie]

Eight years?

[Bobby Bones]

No, but three.

[Amy]

I have three. Yes, but we trade them out though.

[Eddie]

Because like they're upgrades. But if we kept the phone also.

[Bobby Bones]

It stays alive even with somebody else.

[Lunchbox]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Bones]

Interesting. Morgan.

[Amy]

I was also in the electronic range, but I feel like the phones go out but TVs don't. TVs stay for a long time.

[Bobby Bones]

Now Morgan's chosen the television.

[Eddie]

Interesting.

[Amy]

I have the same TV my whole childhood.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, those were hardcore.

[Bobby Bones]

They weren't upgraded. We were kids. Yeah, there's always technology now. Back in the day, you just got to tr. She's like Lunchbox man.

[Lunchbox]

You guys were right on the right track. Cuz it's cell phone. Yes, it's cell phone.

[Bobby Bones]

What? Sucks for Eugene now he only has.

[Lunchbox]

One answer, but we nailed it, so it doesn't matter.

[Amy]

No, I don't think y' all did.

[Eddie]

I think we did.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think he did either.

[Lunchbox]

I think we did.

[Amy]

You did.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox Is 100% sure?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Where are you on the percentage, Eddie?

[Eddie]

100%.

[Amy]

Cell phone came to my mind right away and I'm like, that's normally not the answer. The obvious easy one.

[Eddie]

Sometimes it is.

[Amy]

Cuz it's called never going to get it.

[Lunchbox]

Never going to get it.

[Eddie]

So you decided to go with relationship.

[Lunchbox]

That was a terrible guess.

[Bobby Bones]

No, since 2011, the lifespan of one of these items has risen from 3 years to 8. What is it?

[Eddie]

Come on, baby.

[Amy]

Also, the smartphone came out in 2008, so.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, great.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but there's been a lot of upgrades on that.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy. Guest relationships. That's wrong. Okay, Morgan, you guess televisions. That's wrong.

[Eddie]

All right, this is for all of. Where's he from?

[Bobby Bones]

Midland, Texas.

[Lunchbox]

Midland, Texas.

[Eddie]

Let's go, baby.

[Lunchbox]

Big winner in Midland.

[Bobby Bones]

Is everybody in Midland on the edge of their seats right now?

[Lunchbox]

I wonder if he knows Mike Gonzalez.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that your friend in Midland?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. We went to college together.

[Amy]

I wonder if he's ever been to Big Daddy's Catfish and Chicken.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, Eugene, ever been to Big Daddy's Catfish and Chicken?

[Eugene]

Never been to Big Daddy's Catfish and Chicken.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Huh?

[Amy]

Are you even living life?

[Eugene]

I've been living here my whole life. I don't even think I've heard of the place.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my gosh.

[Amy]

Google it. Order Cliff's Hamburger. That's my dad.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang.

[Lunchbox]

That's probably not even business.

[Amy]

Yes, it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Cell phone is.

[Lunchbox]

Come on.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on. Not the answer.

[Eddie]

Oh, my.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. So nobody got it.

[Lunchbox]

So nobody got it, then? I got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Eugene, you get one more shot here. So everybody write down your second guess.

[Lunchbox]

I got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Eugene, I'm gonna give you a second here. But since 2011, the lifespan of one of these items has risen from three years to eight. I'm gonna give this show the entire theme song amount to. Come up with a new answer, and Eugene will pick. Yes. That one of you forget it. Or no. That nobody gets it. Hit that theme song.

[Eddie]

No, you're not gonna get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Never, never gonna get it.

[Lunchbox]

Not this time.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you're not gonna get it. Never, never, never, never gonna get it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Eddie got excited. Hey, I think maybe I got it, though, too.

[Eddie]

I got it.

[Lunchbox]

I got it. We may have the same answer again.

[Bobby Bones]

By the way, we're playing for a 250. Macy's gift card makes Macy's makes it easy to find something special for every relationship and every budget. Valentine's Day is coming up, Mace. Eugene, you do anything Valentine's Day.

[Eugene]

I. I am doing something. I am taking my wife out.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah. Good. You already got a plan.

[Eugene]

I got a plan.

[Lunchbox]

Good.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, if you win this, you won a 250 gift card to buy her something really awesome at Macy's. Because Valentine's Day will be here before you know it. Okay. Will the show get it, yes or no, Eugene?

[Eugene]

I'm gonna say yes on this one.

[Lunchbox]

Wow. He didn't even know our answers. He goes, yes.

[Eugene]

I love it.

[Eddie]

But he knows how confident.

[Lunchbox]

He knows how good we are at this game.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Macy's is the destination for getting everything you need for Valentine's Day. From your new look to your date night to your perfect gift. Experiences like date night are great, but how about something from Macy's? Get to your local Macy's this Valentine's Day. Or hit up Macy's dot com. You got a gift card for Eugene? On the hook, boys.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I don't think this item is available at Macy's, but the lifespan has expanded.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Amy, what do you have?

[Amy]

Computer.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

It is your laptop. It is your laptop, baby.

[Amy]

We have the same kind of a computer, right?

[Bobby Bones]

That's the same answer.

[Lunchbox]

Computer, dude. I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

I'm just saying, Morgan, good job.

[Amy]

I don't. Now I'm like, it's not electronics. Because if you think about electronics, they kind of go bad every once in a while now.

[Bobby Bones]

So maybe.

[Amy]

Maybe the quality has gone up in shoes. A pair of shoes.

[Lunchbox]

That is the dumbest there could be. Quality. Your shoes last seven years.

[Amy]

You just had to trade in a new laptop. You realize that, right?

[Lunchbox]

And it was nine years old.

[Eddie]

Okay, dude, you know when like, some. Some idea just comes in your head and you're like, oh, my gosh. I would have never thought about that, but it popped in my head for a reason.

[Bobby Bones]

It's the light bulb.

[Eddie]

It's the light bulb because we went from these old light bulbs that went out in three years, and then LED came out of nowhere. This thing lasts forever.

[Bobby Bones]

Could be it.

[Eddie]

It's a light bulb.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so you've heard their answers, Eugene. Now, do you want to stay with that one of them get it, or do you want to say none of.

[Amy]

Them do in our computer?

[Eugene]

I want to say none of them do nothing against them. I just don't feel like that's it.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, but just think about it. Change his mind when you go to the store sometimes. Now, those light bulbs do. Say, don't change your light bulb for seven years or whatever it is.

[Eddie]

I think eight to be exact.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I'll say this. It's not computer, because electronics go out way faster than that. And actually, three, eight years for an electronic. No way.

[Eddie]

But is it laptop?

[Bobby Bones]

It's not. No, no, not that.

[Lunchbox]

Is it shoes?

[Bobby Bones]

It's more shoes, probably than electronics.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

Come on, baby. I knew it again. This is all for Midland right here.

[Bobby Bones]

No, he's not picked. You won't get it.

[Eddie]

Oh, forget it. This is not for Midland.

[Bobby Bones]

It's for me, Eugene.

[Eddie]

No. In Midland. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, Midland. Misery right here.

[Bobby Bones]

Guest a light bulb.

[Eddie]

Come on, baby.

[Amy]

It's probably.

[Lunchbox]

It's actually not bad, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

That Is incorrect. So Eugene is a big winner. First of all, he's going to get a gift card. Eugene. So we're going to give you a 250 gift card to Macy's. Anything else in your mind there?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, now that you said shoes is on the right track.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I didn't say right track. I said better than an electronic jeans. No, it's something that you. That you have possibly on you right now.

[Eddie]

A wallet.

[Lunchbox]

Wallet.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Purse.

[Bobby Bones]

You're getting closer. It's not a wallet. Oh, it's in the wallet.

[Lunchbox]

Credit cards.

[Bobby Bones]

Cash. Cash. Dollar. A dollar bill.

[Amy]

Wait, what?

[Bobby Bones]

Dollar bills.

[Eddie]

Mine doesn't last.

[Bobby Bones]

$. No, it's not that you hold it. It's if they don't, they don't.

[Eddie]

The.

[Amy]

The dollar bill.

[Eddie]

Mine's gone within a week.

[Amy]

Circulation longer.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, they don't get torn up. They don't.

[Amy]

They're more disintegrate.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, because it's so much more a cashless society. We don't use them as much, so they last longer because they're not being constantly handed off.

[Lunchbox]

That was a tough one. Yeah, I would have never gotten that one.

[Bobby Bones]

It is a dollar bill, but Eugene is our winner. Congratulations. You guys are all losers. Yeah, there we go. Another winner. And another group of losers. I'm never gonna get it. It's the anonymous. Hello, Bobby Bones. My husband has a huge phobia of going to the dentist due to an accident when he was younger. When he was a kid, he would projectile vomit at the dentist every time he went. Well, here we are at age 40 and he hasn't been to the dentist since. And he has really bad breath. I tried telling him to go to the dentist, but he won't go. And it turns to an argument and tells me I'm rude. I'm pretty sure he has gingivitis. How do I get him to go to the dentist? I can't take his bad breath. Sign the wife of stinky breath, husband. Do you know what I did? I was all my teeth are either fake or capped. I didn't go to the dentist until my 20s. We really didn't go to the dentist with my family. And so when I finally started to have some success, I bought myself teeth that weren't crooked and weren't cavity filled. But you can't do veneers on your back teeth, so those are all capped. I've had many root canals through all the years of not having it. So I was eating a. Like a taffy. Yeah.

[Amy]

Like a chewy, sticky candy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And I Felt it pull one of my caps up a little bit and the smell that came out from underneath it made me want to vomit.

[Eugene]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

And I went, oh. And I felt it pull it. So I stopped doing it and I just peeled it off the tooth and pushed it back down. It should be okay. I think it's kind of loose. I gotta go to the dentist anyway next week for my tooth. I've broken off. Oh, man. My life has been one big tooth mishap after another. But I'm telling you, underneath those caps because when they put them on and seal them is like poop chamber. It's disgusting. So anyway, I could see where that. Can he, like, floss maybe I have gaps in my teeth too. Do anybody have gaps? I have a gap that I ever. I have to floss after every meal.

[Eddie]

I have to carry a floss in my pocket.

[Bobby Bones]

It's crazy annoying.

[Amy]

Yeah. In my back I. I like, cracked a little bit. So it's not just a gap. It's a chunk of the tooth is missing from the very back and that's problematic. I have to floss it a lot more than like after anything I eat pretty much.

[Bobby Bones]

You have to make him go to the dentist because this is long term health stuff.

[Amy]

Yes. Because gingivitis and things with your gums where you don't realize is that's attached to heart health or strokes. Like, it's not just about oral health. So maybe don't make it about him being sensitive about his breath and you're being rude.

[Eddie]

It's.

[Amy]

No, you're caring about his longevity and.

[Bobby Bones]

Stop being a baby. Like some stuff. You just have to stop being a baby about that. Some stuff. Some stuff. There you go to. You go to the therapist and you work through it. Stop being a baby. It's going to hurt. Sometimes in life things hurt. You just got to go through it. And if you projectile vomit, maybe you won't anymore. Because I don't think I have nightmares anymore after scary movies. And I didn't watch them forever because I got nightmares after every scary movie as a kid. So I'd never watch horror movies. But now I watch an occasional zombie flick. Look at me. I go right to sleep, all grown up. So, yeah, you can grow up, bro. And also grow up, bro.

[Eddie]

You can tell them like, hey, heads up. Like, when the last time I went a long time ago, I threw up.

[Bobby Bones]

I think there's embarrassment from him that he hasn't been. And I can tell you this from an adult that started going to the dentist with messed up teeth. There's. You make up excuses as to why you don't want to go because there's an embarrassment that you never went, and you think the dentist is going to judge you by looking in your mouth. So I would think that is probably part of it, too. So be sensitive to that issue. But, bro, you gotta go. Take it from somebody who didn't go. You gotta go, or you're gonna be so far behind in 10 years when your freaking mouth is rotting out and your heart's rotting out. According to Amy, it's good. Amy, stroke. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta stop being a baby, man. Go to the dentist.

[Amy]

I don't know how it's connected, but I just see headlines, you know what?

[Bobby Bones]

Same.

[Amy]

Like flossing.

[Bobby Bones]

Same. Gotta go. Gotta go, bro. All right, there you go. Close it up. Go to Alfred in Colorado, who has a question for us. Alfred, what's up, buddy?

[Eugene]

Hey, I just have a question for you. So me and my wife have been going through some financial issues as of late, and just trying to find a. Since Valentine's coming up, I'm used to spoiling her, and I just want to have some, like, kind of advice on what I can do that's not too expensive. I don't want to make her anything because I'm not in third grade.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Hey, does she know that you guys are in a bit of a financial strain right now, or is that a secret because of, like, something you're doing?

[Eugene]

No, we know we sell bank accounts and all that, but it's like our mortgage went up and everything just going up except for our wages. And. I mean, I'm working two jobs at the moment. She's working from home, and it's just a struggle right now.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, then, okay. So it's not so much about Valentine's Day, but I would like to say this. If you're in a relationship and you have a great husband, wife, partner, spouse, whatever the case is, and you're going through something, you both know you're going through it. I would think that she. Probably because you have built this expectation as somebody who does wonderful things at opportune times for her, to make her feel special. However, if you're going through something together, I would bet that her expectation of you in this situation is. I'm not going to say different, but is there's a different expectation. And what that special thing is, I don't think it's about buying anything, especially if there's not a lot of money right now. So I think, first of all, you need to wipe your brain of how am I going to get money to buy her something? I think if you bought her something in a financially strained time, I think she would kind of be upset by it because you don't have the money to do that. She's not demanding you do that. So wipe that. Okay. You don't want to make her a macaroni paper. I get it. You're not third grade. That doesn't mean that you can't create a meaningful experience even at home. Even with like cooking her dinner and making it extremely deliberate. Meaning this is the. What's your wife's name?

[Eugene]

Kathy.

[Bobby Bones]

This is, this is the Night of Kathy. And then everything that night is catered to things that she specifically loves. Like you're going to watch her favorite movie tonight. You're going to. You are going to make her favorite dinner that you're going to buy the groceries at the grocery store. You are going to have the Night of Kathy. And you're going to make a big deal about the presentation because that's what it is. The presentation of how much you love her. And it ain't about money when you don't have money. So don't make it about money. So that's number one. Got me?

[Eugene]

Gotcha.

[Bobby Bones]

Number two, I think she will love Night of Kathy. And you find three things. Her favorite food. It doesn't be a movie if you don't have enough time. You have kids. I get it. It can be a favorite episode of her favorite television show. Does Kathy love a foot rub? And it will be followed by a 15 minute rub on each of Night of Kathy's feet. I think if you present that, that is, that is so valuable because you thought about it. It's a gesture, an act of service. Kind of an act of service. Like, I think that's it, Alfred. So don't beat yourself up over the money thing. You'll have money again and you can do that. I think Night of Cathy is pretty much on the nose, man.

[Eugene]

All right, sounds good. I will start planning now.

[Bobby Bones]

However, however, it is the day of Alfred, because I have something for you. Alfred, can I give you a gift?

[Eugene]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I'm going to give you a $250 gift card to Macy's so you can buy her a little something. Okay. Does that sound good?

[Eugene]

Wow. Awesome. Thank you so much.

[Bobby Bones]

And if she doesn't hear this, you got her the card. I didn't give you the card. Unless she's going to get mad about that.

[Amy]

Well, because she's me. Like, how did you get this card to Macy's?

[Bobby Bones]

You make the call, Alfred? I don't know about that, but I still want to get this. This is the Day of Alfred. So I'm going to give you a $250 Macy's gift card. Because for Valentine's Day, they make it really easy to find something special for anyone. For every relationship, every budget. You could get her a. Like a diamond bracelet. You could get her some YSL Berry Crush fragrance. I don't know what that is, but sounds good.

[Eddie]

Sounds really.

[Bobby Bones]

Sounds like I want to eat it, not smell it on me. Yeah. So Valentine's Day is here. What is it? Next week? The end of next week? Next Saturday. So we can get this to Alfred in time. Scuba Steve. Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

We'll FedEx it right to him.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, Alfred, you do Night of Kathy. I'm gonna make this Day of Alfred, and I'm gonna give you this gift card. Deal?

[Eugene]

Deal. Awesome. Thank you so much, Robert.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you're welcome. Don't hang up, though. Okay? Okay. Well, all right. There he is. Alfred and Valentine's Day will be here before you know it. Macy's is the destination for getting everything you need for Valentine's Day, from your new look to your date night to the perfect gift for your valentine before it's too late. Look at Alfred. He didn't need this. I think it's going to be great for him. Experiences like date night, they're great, but, man, get with Macy's. Valentine's Day. Get to your local Macy's this Valentine's Day. Or hit up Macy's dot com. There you go. I feel like my advice was pretty good there, right?

[Amy]

Really good. Except for now. He's gonna be like, okay, now I'm going to Macy's because I have 250.

[Bobby Bones]

I wanted him to know it's not just about that. So if other listeners are going through that, you can do their night of whatever for sure. And make it a menu. Even like a print out a piece of paper. It's like, this is the Night of Kathy. At this time, we're doing this. At this time we're doing. It's just all about effort.

[Amy]

Yeah. And thinking of what they really enjoy. Like, did they do. You know, they love taking a B bath. Like, go ahead and draw the bath for them. It's on the menu. Like, they just walk in from work and it's like, hey.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, talk, preach. Oh, you didn't say anything yet.

[Amy]

Yeah, just saying, like, yeah. Making that menu of things they love. Because everyone's a little different. Some people might be like, oh, I hate bats. But, you know, you just have to cater it to them. And it's. That's what's special.

[Eddie]

There you go.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go, alf. We're glad we could help, Bones.

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

Tell me something good. The other night in Flint, Michigan, 911 gets a call. 91 1, what's your emergency? The guy's like, hey, I was just driving down the road and I'm pretty sure I just saw a body in the snow. And this is where I was if you want to go check it out. And lo and behold, it was an old man that was out for a walk, had a medical emergency and was just on the side of the road, and he was partially covered in snow. So the anonymous 911 caller happened to see him, called 91 1, saved his life.

[Bobby Bones]

Even with that call, they're lucky they got there in time because who knows how long he was out there? Who knows how quickly they could have got to him. But holy cow, would you have gone up to the body? If you. If you see what you think the body do you make that? I think I make. Listen, I like to be hero. I don't. I don't know.

[Amy]

I don't know. Because the last. What was the one that. The standby documentary.

[Bobby Bones]

Stand by me documentary. Stand by Me. No train. Oh, that's crazy. Leeches.

[Amy]

Karen Reed, Body in the snow.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you don't want to be accused of killing the person. Man, you were scared of some stuff, huh? You have some trauma. You have some trauma on podcasts.

[Amy]

I'm gonna make sure that they're okay, which is what this anonymous person did.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, did they. I mean, because the One time I found a body.

[Eddie]

Okay, now here we go.

[Lunchbox]

It was in the middle of the road. And at first I thought it was a garbage bag, right? And I was like, man, a garbage bag. And cars are going around it. I'm like, ah, it's a garbage bag. And as I got my turn to go around, and I'm like, that garbage bag has white shoes on. That's a body. And that's when I parked my car diagonally and I called 91 1. I'm like, there's a dead body in the road. And they asked me, sir, can you go up to the body? Go touch it and shake it.

[Eddie]

Touch it.

[Lunchbox]

And I was go make out with it.

[Bobby Bones]

His story gets crazy. Go make love to it and see if it makes a move.

[Lunchbox]

And so I was like, oh my gosh, I'm about to touch a dead body. And I got out of the car and I went up and I. Sir, sir, sir. And I'm like, ma', am, he's not moving. And all of a sudden, dude pops up. He's like, hey. And that is when his little canister of whippets went rolling. The duster thing, you know, you clean your computer. Went rolling down the street. And his Taco Bell cup was still sitting there. Didn't even spill. And he got up and walked away.

[Eddie]

I mean, Lunchbox is a hero.

[Lunchbox]

I am a hero. Because he was in the middle of the road.

[Amy]

He could have been run over.

[Lunchbox]

He could have been. I cannot believe.

[Bobby Bones]

I hear you. It just. He exaggerates every story so much that when he does have a good one, it's hard for us to believe.

[Lunchbox]

No, I've talked about this.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, I know. Also, remember when you helped deliver that baby in the post office?

[Lunchbox]

I didn't. I mean, I just held the lady's hand. Yeah, yeah, I just held her hand. I didn't really do much, but I'm telling you. And what's crazy is the guy. So the guy walked up the street, crossed over, walked back down the street, and he came over to me and goes, hey, did you see where my can went?

[Bobby Bones]

I believe this happened, and I just don't believe he was right in the middle of the road, like laying on the dot, dot, dot lines.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, he was literally, it was a two lane road and it was right here on the east side. You take the exit of Douglas and it's. You take a right.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I had just gotten. I just gotten done with having drinks at neighbor's bar.

[Bobby Bones]

Perfect.

[Lunchbox]

With Amy and Jimmy and you were driving, not me.

[Eddie]

Okay? I was like this.

[Lunchbox]

Are you driving? Yeah.

[Amy]

Different Amy and Jim.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd had a couple. Don't talk yourself into trouble here, okay?

[Lunchbox]

You can go have a drink and not be drunk. Guys, right? You can do this. And I am telling you, the guy was laying in the road and I mean, I am a hero, just like this guy.

[Bobby Bones]

What's his name again?

[Lunchbox]

No, Anonymous.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, Anonymous.

[Lunchbox]

Which is crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Get out of the. Get out of the car and check on him.

[Bobby Bones]

I. Yeah, I know.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I did, sir.

[Bobby Bones]

Make love to the body. Okay, you got it.

[Derek Hough]

Whatever you say.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. It's a Bobby Bones show interview, in case you didn't know. Gonna talk with Derek Hough from Dancing with the Stars. Blonde haired guy. He won it many times. He's now a judge on Dancing with the Stars. His sister is Juliannehough. So we knew each other a little bit prior to this. I really like Garrett Cuff. So we're going to talk about the time his mirror ball was stolen, how many times he's won the show, all that. Here we go. Let's go on the Bobby Bones show now. Derek Hough. Some people wonder if the pros are competitive and winning or if they're just there to make their money.

[Derek Hough]

Competitive, competitive.

[Bobby Bones]

Very good.

[Derek Hough]

And actually in the earlier seasons, even more competitive, I would say, because I feel like we came out of. I don't want me to be. When I said we, I mean, like the. The pros, we're kind of plucked out of the Latin ballroom competitive world. So we were competitors and we didn't come from like, you know, dance studios where it was like this camaraderie of like supporting your fellow dancers and classmates. We were soloists. I mean, you know, part we had partners, but it was like we were against everybody else. And that mindset of like, I'm against you, I'm against everybody, was instilled in us. So we were very, very, very competitive. And you see it, you see it a lot, honestly, in the earlier seasons, openly, you know what I mean? And so if you could see some of that openly, you can only imagine what was going on behind the scenes. But it made it fun. It made it really, like, intense. With that said, there's definitely competitiveness. Oh, my goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

For sure. How many do you have? Mirror balls? Six.

[Eugene]

Six.

[Bobby Bones]

Are they all neatly stacked beside each other in a no seedy manner? They.

[Derek Hough]

Where are they? I actually have no idea where they Are right now. If I'm honest, I think they're in. They're like in a road case right now somewhere.

[Bobby Bones]

Because I take them, travel with them.

[Derek Hough]

I take them on tour, and I put them, like, in the lobby, you know, and just for people to come. Come check them out and look at you.

[Bobby Bones]

Ever broken one? Had to get it replaced.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

So what do you do if that's the case?

[Derek Hough]

Oh, no. I've lost, like, two of them.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait.

[Derek Hough]

Okay. I'll tell you, this is kind of. Kind of funny, actually. In my earlier days, when I would go out and have them have fun, I think I had three at the time. And there was somebody at my condo.

[Eddie]

Where I was living.

[Derek Hough]

I was a bachelor, you know, the whole thing. And then I woke up, you know, the next day, and I was like, where's my. Where's my trophy?

[Bobby Bones]

No way.

[Derek Hough]

And I was like, wait a minute.

[Bobby Bones]

Somebody took.

[Derek Hough]

Somebody took my. Because I had, like, an after party at my house. There's a bunch of people there and stuff, and somebody took my trophy and. Or I think it was like. Honestly, it was. I think it was two of them. There's only one there. Like, wait, hold on. Luckily, there was, like, a card on the ground. It was like somebody's card.

[Eugene]

I don't know.

[Derek Hough]

I was randomized. Let me call this person.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, did you take my trophies?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we.

[Derek Hough]

We took them. And they're in. They're in, like, Koreatown, which is nowhere near where I live. In the bush somewhere at this address. I'm like, first, why did you do that?

[Bobby Bones]

Secondly, what?

[Derek Hough]

So I had to go find them and turn up. They were in the bush. Had to grab them, take them home.

[Bobby Bones]

In one piece.

[Derek Hough]

In one piece. They were fine, but I have broken them. I've lost a few. But you could get a remade. But they're like $5,000 a piece.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. I did not know they were that expensive.

[Derek Hough]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Something asking me about. And I was also very uncomfortable with it when I first started the show is all the touching. Because how I have lived my whole life is you don't touch people. Really?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, especially like that in dance. It took me a couple weeks to realize that's just a culture. That's what you have to do it in order to actually do any sort of performance. Yeah. Like, fundamentally, your hands have to be on the other person's body, all over their body all the time. When you're learning you're moving, it's a great. My mind was blown by all of it, because here's this girl, I don't know, in small shorts and a top, and she's like, put your hands right on my butt. Put your. Touch my hips. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't want you. Hashtag me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that was very uncomfortable for me at first, but people all the time say, man, they're all touching each other. Everybody's got to be doing it with each other. You hear that a lot, right?

[Derek Hough]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What's your response to that?

[Derek Hough]

Most of the time? No, it's funny, actually, I would say this. In earlier seasons, there was a lot of. There was a lot of stuff that would, you know, go on, I feel like.

[Bobby Bones]

But the touching is like. It's like. But then working at a bank and taking money, like.

[Derek Hough]

Yeah, yeah. No, no, here's the thing. Here's. I'll say this, the dancing part of it again, for a dancer. For a dancer, it's not. It's not intimate.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what I mean?

[Derek Hough]

It's not like, oh, like, this is like, get in here. It's not that at all. It's very clinical.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Derek Hough]

You know, it's like, hey, get your. Get there. No, no, that doesn't feel right. Okay, good. No, no, get that. Get that hip up in here. And, you know, for me, I'm not thinking like, ooh. I'm thinking the mechanics of it and the, you know, anatomically, does that make sense? Does it feel good from a balanced perspective or from, you know, just that push and pull to create the speed and the dynamics? I'm thinking of the performance, you know what I mean? But I remember my first partner, Jenny Garth, and I was like this young kid, and I remember it's all on camera. And I remember us doing ballroom and I kind of like, all right, put your hip here. And she'd remember me. Like, she'd be like, woo. And again, for us, this is even like, what we're doing, you know, it's very clinical. It's very technical.

[Bobby Bones]

If people want to see you on tour this summer. Yeah, like, what's the deal?

[Derek Hough]

Performing live is, for me, number one, it's the best. I'm going back out on the road with the tour that I've done before called Symphony of Dance. It's a really special show. I'm so proud of this show. So much so that I want to do it again and go back out. We're going to change things. Of course. There's going to be different songs, different pieces, different things happening in there, of course, make it different. But also, it's. We're really proud of the show. It's a good one.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a good.

[Derek Hough]

The music, energy, this rock and rol.

[Lunchbox]

There's ballroom.

[Eddie]

There's.

[Derek Hough]

There's contemporary. There's a bit of everything in it. It's really fun.

[Bobby Bones]

Bones, it's time for another compliment battle. Let's go. I don't really need to offer money because it's mostly about the game, but $3, I'll forget.

[Eddie]

Okay, we'll take it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll spin the wheel. The two people it lands on has to compliment each other, and the greatest compliment or wins the cash. Okay, this is the stupidest game we've ever played. All right, let's spin that wheel. All right, the first person in compliment battle is.

[Eddie]

Amy.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Amy's 0 and 1.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy's 0 and 1.

[Eddie]

This is hard for her.

[Lunchbox]

Look who's back again.

[Amy]

It's not hard for me. I gave compliments.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but you lost bad.

[Lunchbox]

It was pretty ugly.

[Bobby Bones]

You lost bad.

[Lunchbox]

All right, here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Playing Amy. Let's spin that wheel. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

It's Amy and Lunchbox in a compliment battle.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Amy, bring those compliments my way, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

You were first. You get the pick. Do you want to go first or second?

[Amy]

I want to go first.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Amy]

Smart.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy is in the compliment battle. Compliment lunchbox. Three rounds go. You.

[Amy]

Are so, like, I've never met anybody that, like, just, like, doesn't care about what other people think.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, there we go.

[Eddie]

It is hard for Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it is hard for Amy. Struggles. Lunchbox. Okay, let's see what he does, though. Lunchbox. Send Amy a compliment.

[Lunchbox]

Round one. Amy, your perseverance is amazing. You got yourself knocked down on the bottom of the mat. Divorce. Your life was a wreck, and what do you know? You picked yourself back up, and you've built yourself into a very strong woman.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a lot of knockdown in that before. What do you mean?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, she hit rock bottom, and she thought she couldn't survive, and she was able.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, we got it.

[Lunchbox]

We got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Okay, the panel's gonna have to think about that one. All right, go ahead, Amy.

[Lunchbox]

Round two.

[Amy]

Okay, Lunchbox, you are a really good dad.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Amy]

You are.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's box. Over to you. Compliment battle.

[Eddie]

No, we believe you.

[Lunchbox]

Some would say you have a heart of gold. I mean, you went to an orphanage in Haiti, found these two amazing children, and gave them hope and a life here in America.

[Bobby Bones]

He said. Some would say. He didn't even say it himself.

[Eddie]

Any clapboard.

[Bobby Bones]

He said some would say.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, you don't.

[Eddie]

So you don't say that.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunch. Why would you say.

[Derek Hough]

Some would say.

[Bobby Bones]

Why don't you say?

[Derek Hough]

I say.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I'm part of the sum. I don't think you guys understand.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Now we got the Just. But I've heard people say this. Okay, go ahead. Round three.

[Lunchbox]

You haven't said anything about me.

[Amy]

Yes, I have. Yeah, you're a good dad.

[Bobby Bones]

Good dad. And that he doesn't care. You're like, it's a good dad. And that he.

[Amy]

It's got to be so freeing to just, like, not care.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay, third compliment battle.

[Eddie]

Go ahead.

[Amy]

I wish I didn't care so much. Easy to taking shots at him.

[Lunchbox]

I haven't really given up.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Anything.

[Amy]

Amy, wait. I have it.

[Bobby Bones]

Compliment battle. Amy. Round three. Here.

[Amy]

I had it. It was like.

[Bobby Bones]

It was the only other possible one, and now you can't think.

[Amy]

Hold on. Oh, you handle diseases really well.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Guy gets a lot of diseases and fights back.

[Eddie]

He does.

[Bobby Bones]

He's had tuberculosis. Yeah. He's had swollen testicles. Yep. He also had chlamydia. The throat.

[Amy]

No, it was like a yeast infection.

[Bobby Bones]

His throat.

[Amy]

Swollen testicles.

[Bobby Bones]

He had. What was the one he had that he gave you?

[Amy]

Oh, that was tuberculosis.

[Bobby Bones]

Tuberculosis. Got it. Pink eye.

[Lunchbox]

What are we talking about?

[Bobby Bones]

Pink.

[Lunchbox]

Ey.

[Bobby Bones]

Pink testicle. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

But now we're just making things up.

[Amy]

Yeah. You, like. You handle diseases like a champ.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's good.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a disease.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, you can't say a different. You can't come back.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Lunchbox. Your final compliment.

[Amy]

This is what I said, remember?

[Bobby Bones]

This is supposed to be, like, compliments. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Guys. Nice.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a battle of compliments.

[Amy]

That is a compliment.

[Lunchbox]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

He handles diseases.

[Amy]

Some of those diseases would tear people down.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Amy]

He's here.

[Bobby Bones]

He's here. He had a yeast infection in his mouth, and he made it right. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Amy, you handle not being able to get pregnant like a champ.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness. That's bad. Oh, Amy, are you okay?

[Lunchbox]

No, she. Like some people that would tear him down, but she's still here.

[Eddie]

Is she crying?

[Amy]

No, she's just like, oh, I'm, like, laughing so hard.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

I might be tearing up from laughter.

[Bobby Bones]

So she doesn't cry, because that's kind of mean.

[Amy]

So that you don't cry.

[Bobby Bones]

He then went to the heart.

[Eddie]

Dang, dude.

[Lunchbox]

It's okay.

[Amy]

I did.

[Lunchbox]

Wait, wait. I. I handle something like a champ. She handles that like a Champ, how is that bad? I don't understand. Where's my oh, where's my oh, you guys didn't forgot to do that. Do I need to say it again? Like, she repeated it?

[Bobby Bones]

You getting a yeast infection in your mouth is the same thing as her having fertility struggles.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I battled through it. She battled through it.

[Amy]

It's true.

[Lunchbox]

It's true.

[Amy]

We both have battled our own ailments.

[Bobby Bones]

Right, Eddie Morgan, who is the best here?

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Amy]

I don't feel better after either one of them.

[Bobby Bones]

Honestly, I feel a lot worse about everything.

[Amy]

He is.

[Bobby Bones]

That's kind of awkward. Eddie, who's the better of the compliments?

[Eddie]

I'm gonna say this game is hard for Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

It's hard for Amy for sure.

[Eddie]

It's hard for Amy. But I think in this game, Amy, you win the battle.

[Bobby Bones]

I also vote Amy. Amy. Now you vote Amy.

[Amy]

Yeah, I think I was gonna go lunch until that last one. So, Amy, it's yours.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy's now one and one in compliment battles. Our winner, Amy, everybody.

[Amy]

And, like, I'm winning because I didn't go as low.

[Bobby Bones]

That's precisely it. That's precisely it. Okay, there it is. Another compliment battle. Everybody, it's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something good. Last week, a pair of maintenance workers at Lewisgill Hospital in Blacksburg, Virginia, made an emergency trip during the winter storm, added to worst to help feed a newborn baby who had not eaten. So Tyler Stanger and Tyler Underwood were both working at the hospital, and so they were asked by people at the hospital for a specific type of baby formula because there was an infant being treated. And the request came while the area was in icy and dangerous road conditions. But what they did is they went through the snow and the ice to get to Walmart, had to go to a different store to find something else for the formula. Basically, they had to make a concoction because his baby needed specific kind of food and formula. And so then they brought it back to the hospital. It's crazy. The hospital didn't have it. Yeah, but the fact that they went through the storm, went to Walmart, went to another store, gathered all the materials, and got it back to the baby. It's pretty cool. They should get a raise. I demand Tyler Stanger and Tyler Underwood get a raise. I'm not going to fund it myself, but I demand the hospital or. Or, like, commendation or a bonus.

[Amy]

A bonus sounds good because they didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Have that in mind when they were doing this. They were just going out to help the baby. Yeah.

[Eddie]

At least a parking space right above and beyond.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. But for more than a day.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, it can't be like princess for a day. It's gonna be like princess for a month if they get that job. So. Officials say the actions of the workers and the other staff involved showed compassion and teamwork that wasn't necessary to work there, but was really great of them to do. That's from People magazine. So big shout out to those guys. That is what it's all about. That was.

[Lunchbox]

Tell me something good.

[Bobby Bones]

Wake up. Wake up in the morning. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Mike D's riding his wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bone Store. 90 seconds up on the board, guys. It's time for the investigative Corny. How many corny jokes can we get?

[Derek Hough]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Here we go.

[Lunchbox]

The morning corny.

[Amy]

What kind of bee drops things?

[Lunchbox]

Honeybee, clumsy. Drop. B.

[Eddie]

Queen bee slippery. He spelling B.

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of B? Drop sting. A clumsy bee.

[Eddie]

A Drop sting. Slippery, slippery bee drops things week.

[Lunchbox]

B. Honey sweet bee.

[Bobby Bones]

They drop.

[Lunchbox]

Brag. B. Humble. Humblebee.

[Eddie]

Or maybe like a wasp.

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of bee drops things?

[Amy]

Yeah, Hornet. You got it right. What kind of bee drops things?

[Eddie]

Drop the mic. Singing bee. What?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, spelling. We have to. We were not gonna get it. So let's go back to what Drop.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

What's a dropper?

[Eddie]

Somebody that drops something.

[Bobby Bones]

When you drop something. Other words for it.

[Eddie]

You drop it.

[Lunchbox]

You lose it. Slips, loose.

[Bobby Bones]

Hands.

[Lunchbox]

Clumsy, clumsy.

[Eddie]

Lose your grip.

[Lunchbox]

Grip speed.

[Amy]

What kind of B drops things?

[Derek Hough]

Oh, boy.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Eddie]

This could be the worst B.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, we can start with behave.

[Lunchbox]

Be loose. Be believable.

[Bobby Bones]

Where are we at in the timeline?

[Eddie]

Butter.

[Lunchbox]

Butterbee. Worker bee.

[Eddie]

Queen bee.

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of bee?

[Lunchbox]

Bunny. Bumblebee. Bumblebee.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, like a bumblebee.

[Amy]

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

[Bobby Bones]

American bee. Usb.

[Eddie]

Oh, hey, dude, we got two. And you know what?

[Bobby Bones]

You should be happy with that.

[Lunchbox]

I don't. How did you get that?

[Bobby Bones]

I would have never got.

[Eddie]

No, I need to. I don't know. It just popped my head maybe.

[Amy]

I think you said bumble and then you were going down the Alphabet. Maybe Bumble.

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's a tough. We got two. Be proud of that one, boys. Bobby Bone show. Bonehead. Story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Florida. An 18 year old got in an argument with her mom. She didn't want to clean her room, starts yelling at her mom. I'M not going to clean my room. Mom says you're not leaving this house till you clean your room. So the daughter goes in the kitchen, grabs a pork chop. Whap. Hits her across the face.

[Bobby Bones]

It's weird. Of all the things, all the weapons that could have been in the kitchen. Knives. Well, even lesser than stabbing.

[Lunchbox]

Forks.

[Eddie]

Bowl.

[Bobby Bones]

No, Even lesser than stab. Yeah. Yes. Even a paper towel roll. There are just many. You guys went hard. Dang. She grabs a pork chop, of all things. So does the parent call the cops on the kid if she gets hit with a pork chop?

[Amy]

She must have, because how else is this in the news?

[Bobby Bones]

That's true, but I'm saying generally do.

[Eddie]

I mean, I've never gotten hit by a pork chop.

[Bobby Bones]

If your kid hit you with a pork chop in the face, would you call the cops? No, she called the cops.

[Lunchbox]

She called the cops, had her daughter arrested for assault.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Amy]

Sorry, did you say how old her daughter was?

[Lunchbox]

18.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. So this must not be a first. Yeah, it's two adults, offense type thing. Like the daughter. If it's the first time, I don't think you call 911.

[Bobby Bones]

Also, if it's the first time, I don't think they grab a pork job and hit you in the face.

[Eddie]

That's true.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead. Story of the day, Bones.

[Announcer]

Friday, kick off the Winter Olympics in style with the opening ceremony from Italy. Featuring a special performance by Mariah Carey. Celebrate the greatest athletes from around the globe as they come together to go for gold.

[Eugene]

Lindsay for sensational.

[Announcer]

The opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics.

[Bobby Bones]

Ilia Malinu, redefining this sport from at.

[Announcer]

8 Eastern, 7 Central on NBC. And Peacock.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Eugene]

Number one, lunchbox is cheating somehow. Guy who can't sing, he doesn't know who artists are. He doesn't know anybody, doesn't know people's names, doesn't pay attention to stuff. But when y' all start playing games, he's winning every time. Now, what in tarnation Telling you, you better do some investigating. Okay, bye.

[Lunchbox]

I have no idea. I don't even think I win that much. So I don't know what Tar Nation he's talking about, but I remember random things. Like, I have a great memory, so I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't cheat. I never cheat. Wouldn't cheat. Cheating's not fun.

[Bobby Bones]

I think a couple of those are lies.

[Lunchbox]

And you guys are sitting right here. How would I cheat? You're looking right at me.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. I don't think you cheat. But cheating is fun for you and you would cheat. But I think we kind of enforce not cheating, right?

[Lunchbox]

So there is no.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I'm saying you said you don't.

[Amy]

Like to cheat, and that makes it not fun.

[Bobby Bones]

You would.

[Lunchbox]

I would cheat if I could.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but you're not cheating.

[Lunchbox]

But I'm not cheating because you guys are looking right at me.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go, number two.

[Caller]

Hey, Bobby, I was wondering if you could tell us where and when you will be at the super bowl festivities. I live just a couple hours from the city and was hoping. I'm going, but I especially wanted to go if I could find where you guys were. So let us know on air. Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

We are not going to be at the game. We're going to come back from the game. But we're going up to work on Thursday, Friday. And I don't think it's. It's not a public thing where we go, we interview a bunch of people and you have to have, like, credentials to get in. So there's. It's not. You know, where I will be is Thursday night. I'll be at that theater doing the trivia game. And you can come to that. But I. It's not my event, but I think there are tickets. Let me look that up. Because I'm. I'm doing the. It's called the dozen Trivia with one of the barstool teams. You probably look that up. Mike, could you look that up? It's Thursday night in San Francisco at a theater. Yeah, that. That'll be the one public thing that I think I'm doing. Otherwise, I just give you Eddie's room.

[Eddie]

Unless I do that, is all this stuff going to be, like, in San Francisco or Santa Clara?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, how does that work? Just go. The games in Santa Clara, but all because it's 45 minutes from there.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So because it's so hard to get out there, the stuff Thursday. Friday is mostly in San Francisco.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Bobby Bones]

I can get you that in a second. I can tell you the theater.

[Eddie]

Not my room. Not my room.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. We'll see. All right, give me the next one.

[Caller]

I was trying to follow up with me going to la. I remember you guys talking about she might go and try out for the Price is Right. Just trying to get some more information about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah, let me answer this first. It's at the Thursday, 6pm the dozen live show at the Fillmore doors at 5 Pacific, show at 6 Pacific. So, yeah, I'll be on. And these teams exist. They have a whole league. And I think I know Boston Rob is there's. I think there's four teams. And Boston Rob is one of the celebrity guests on one of the team from Survivor. I'm one of the guests. I don't know who else is is right now, but that's what's up. Amy, Lunchbox thought you were going to prices. Right?

[Lunchbox]

And we didn't even talk about it when you got back. Like, it didn't happen.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not why she went.

[Eddie]

Did it not happen?

[Amy]

I wasn't there for prices.

[Bobby Bones]

Right?

[Amy]

Yeah, I already forgot, honestly.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, me too.

[Amy]

Because that was like.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's been so hard to schedule stuff and on the holidays. And then we had. It was right at the holidays. How funny would it be, though, if in May, like, Amy's like, all right, let's watch our prizes. Right Episode.

[Eddie]

She wins it.

[Amy]

And it airs. Yeah. No, that's definitely not what I was doing. I kind of wish that's what it was, but it wasn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, no update there.

[Lunchbox]

You're not lying, right?

[Amy]

Nope.

[Bobby Bones]

Lion's not fun and she wouldn't do it. Lunchbox did go and he did not make it. But he will be in the crowd in the April episodes, I think March.

[Lunchbox]

31St and then your birthday April 2nd.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. All right, next up, I just wanted.

[Caller]

To share hope and encouragement to Nashville. We live in Austin, Texas. My husband works for Austin Energy, and he, a crew and a bunch of materials left for Nashville at 4am this morning to go and help. If you see one, say some encouraging words to all the line workers working around the clock and from all over, we're in it with you.

[Derek Hough]

Bye.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, thanks. Line workers going hard. We have been struggling. We went three days without power. That's nothing compared to some folks that still don't have power. Amy lasted another two days, maybe three days more than I did, and then.

[Amy]

I got it back.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox, what's happening with you?

[Lunchbox]

27 hours. But half my neighborhood still doesn't have power.

[Bobby Bones]

You can have credit for that, though.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I do take credit for that because I feel bad for those families that are a few blocks over, but.

[Bobby Bones]

You'Re taking credit like it's happening to you.

[Lunchbox]

Well, they do come over and hang out like they were hanging out.

[Amy]

He also still doesn't have WI fi.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's.

[Lunchbox]

Or cable.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Amy]

Or cable.

[Lunchbox]

And then a neighbor, like, three down, though. I guess the wire to their house got severed. So we all have power and they don't.

[Bobby Bones]

It was here. Amy, were you talking about stolen valor, where they were like, yeah, we don't have power either. And I was feeling soft for him, but it turns out they had a generator the whole time.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Kind of feels like what he's doing a little bit.

[Lunchbox]

What do you mean? I was 27 hours, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah, that's 27 to be exact. That's true.

[Lunchbox]

It was. It was 27 hours, and it was.

[Amy]

Well, I think it's because, honestly, when I was thinking about that more, I think it's because it's awkward to be like. Like, it's almost like they couldn't find the right time to say how they have a generator, you know, because it's like, oh, just like an extra. Well, we're good. And then I don't. I think she felt like she needed to. To get it off her chest. So then, like, 10 minutes later, she's like, oh, well, we haven't even had to leave. We have a generator.

[Bobby Bones]

You just don't say you don't didn't have power then. Like, it. You say they didn't power. Technically, you say, yeah, it went out, but we had a generator.

[Amy]

Like, say if you don't say it right away, then just.

[Eddie]

Just.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

It's getting hard, though, because it's become an icebreaker. Like, hey, what's up, Tom? Like, hey, did you. So did you guys lose power? Like, it's the first question.

[Bobby Bones]

It's your dream. You love an icebreaker.

[Eddie]

And then you gotta be like, no, man. I was one of the lucky ones.

[Bobby Bones]

You and Mike never lost a dang thing. We had a generator guy come over three weeks before the ice storm, before we even knew there was one coming this way. Gave us a quote, agreed to it. Then the thing hit. We didn't have a generator then. It's delayed coming in. I think we should be getting ours installed in late February. But the irony is, we had already said, yes, we need to generator just didn't. Wasn't there.

[Lunchbox]

Hopefully the price stays the same.

[Bobby Bones]

It's just that. Well, we already paid. We already agreed to the price.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. You know what I mean? Because how they.

[Eddie]

Why are they.

[Lunchbox]

What is it called?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but they're not sourcing them from in Nashville.

[Amy]

So, I mean, if you needed it now.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Then they may be from locally.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. But.

[Lunchbox]

Because sometimes they do that like a gas. You know, like if you're fleeing.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

They put it for like, that's what it's called.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I saw some high school girls. I don't know what was in the bags, but they were brown paper bags. And there was probably six trucks lined up on one street. And you know, these girls probably. I mean, they could drive. So call them 16, 17 years old. And they were going around from truck to truck, like handing the little bags. So I imagine maybe they had baked some cookies or put some little snacks in there. But I just thought, well, that is impressive.

[Bobby Bones]

I just feel bad for those guys. Cause they are getting paid and get paid overtime. But also. It's just so cold.

[Amy]

It's so cold.

[Bobby Bones]

They're just so cold. That sucks. But, yeah, good for Mike and Eddie for never losing power.

[Eddie]

Yeah, man. You know, we're one of the lucky ones.

[Bobby Bones]

I felt bad. There was one day I got a little sweaty inside. I'm like, I can't. You guys. You want to be part of the group. So you turn your air all the way down. The AC cold. Next voicemail.

[Caller]

How do you guys have so many unread everything? Like, it's stressing me out. Just hearing you guys having unread things. That's insane.

[Bobby Bones]

That's insane. Fully agree. I have none. But yeah, we went through it. One of our stations, I think, like U.S. 135, they did a fun graphic. It was a picture of all of us and it had us listed all the things that we had on social media. It was good. And it made me look at it and go, I cannot believe they.

[Amy]

Well, it's easy.

[Bobby Bones]

All these things.

[Lunchbox]

It really is easy.

[Eddie]

It's super easy. The.

[Amy]

The short answer is I would just always feel stressed by it.

[Bobby Bones]

It's totally unraveled.

[Eddie]

It's actually easier than reading all of them.

[Amy]

Right. And like, y' all are getting secondary.

[Bobby Bones]

But who knows what you're missing?

[Amy]

Stress.

[Eddie]

Not worried about it from us.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, like, that's the Right. But that's like all the things you've missed because you weren't paying attention. All the emails you haven't Read all the things. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, what could be that important? If it was important, if it hit me up again.

[Eddie]

Usually the way it works is they'll email me, I don't see it. And then later in the day like, hey, I sent you an email. Will you check it? Got it. Then I'll go look for it.

[Amy]

Problemo?

[Bobby Bones]

Next one, Ray.

[Lunchbox]

Hey there.

[Eugene]

My name's Alec from Fort Wayne, Indiana. Back in the day, I remember you guys had somebody that invited you all out to do your show from like his mansion. And he said that he was the secret billionaire and had a second life from his family.

[Bobby Bones]

Just curious whatever happened to him.

[Lunchbox]

Thanks.

[Bobby Bones]

Love the show. That guy was so convincing. We haven't heard from him since. It wasn't real, but we definitely. We don't wore the roses collars, so that to us that was real.

[Eddie]

Meaning we don't do fake collars.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you hear war the roses, they actors. So we don't hire actors. And that guy was a really convincing that I thought it could be real. Didn't you guys?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I never thought it was real. He told me I wasn't invited because I kept doubting him. He kept saying, well, everybody butt lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, what was the risk in just going along with it?

[Eddie]

And what did we change?

[Bobby Bones]

He was lying. Great content for the show. If he wasn't lying, then we knew a billionaire. Yeah, but I was never gonna go out there.

[Eddie]

But like, what have you did say like, all right, we'll go. What's he gonna do then? Ah, no, you can't anymore. Cause I'm lying.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I said we wanted to go and he was like, come on. And then we never just.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

But who knows? He also might not have been lying because we haven't heard from him since. He probably was. I'm a cynic, naturally, so I was cynical. But he probably was. But yeah, I don't know. I don't. We don't have a good answer. That's how you know it wasn't like a contrived bit. We'd have a close to it if it was, but I haven't thought about that guy in a long time. Man, he had us going down.

[Eddie]

That was cool.

[Bobby Bones]

We had another guy that called that won the lottery secretly and told us that whole story.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he had a voice change.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he did.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Remember his voice was so.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no, not that guy. We had a guy that we talked to on the show whose fan. This was like a month ago, two months ago. Oh, he called and talked to Us. He's like, his family doesn't know he won the lottery. I don't remember that Mike. Remember that guy?

[Lunchbox]

I still don't get a lot of.

[Bobby Bones]

People calling secretly 1. Crap.

[Eddie]

It's pretty funny, because I think they just called just to make Lunchbox mad.

[Lunchbox]

I think that's what it is. It's very frustrating.

[Bobby Bones]

This guy, I believed, though, because he wasn't bragging about billions or millions. He said his kids didn't know. Yeah, I don't know, but there's your voicemails. Thank you for leaving all those. Who knows what's real or not, man?

[Amy]

It's hard these days.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't believe anything. Don't believe anything.

[Amy]

Not a dang thing.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, call us if you want 877 77. Bobby into our voicemails. Thanks, Bones. If you're wanting to go to the super bowl, ticket prices are dropping. So last week, they were about 6,100 bucks at this time. Now they're 4,400. They're gonna drop to about 2,500. We're going out there for a couple days. We're gonna leave before the game. We're gonna do some interviews, and kickoff. Kevin's a big Patriots fan. He's flying out there with us, and then he's like, I'm just gonna come home. We're like, you're a massive Patriots fan.

[Amy]

Why wouldn't he stay, Right?

[Bobby Bones]

He's like, I don't want to buy a ticket. It's $6,000. I'm like, dude, it's gonna drop way down.

[Amy]

Well, so what would be an appropriate.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait till halftime.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll be giving those away.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

100 bucks.

[Bobby Bones]

Our thing to him was, you've never been to a Super Bowl. You're already going to be out there. Your team is in it. Put it on a credit card. And that's usually not what I say to people, ever. No, but I say it here. I do say it here.

[Eddie]

This is once in a lifetime.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. We've already paid for the flight out there, and it's your favorite lifetime team. You're already there. Just pay for the ticket on a credit card.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, it's only a couple more steps and he's in him.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

So that's what's up. I think his. Yeah. Even if you have to go alone. Yes.

[Eddie]

You wouldn't go alone if it was.

[Bobby Bones]

Your favorite team and you were already out there.

[Amy]

I don't know, guys. Y' all are asking a lot of me right now.

[Bobby Bones]

You're.

[Amy]

I'M having to act like I'm a big.

[Bobby Bones]

Like if Robin Roberts.

[Eddie]

Robin Roberts was speaking. You were right there, correct?

[Amy]

I was so close.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Amy]

Okay. Okay, fine. I get it. Yeah. I mean, you could use like an artist I love or like a performance.

[Bobby Bones]

But yeah, I think tickets will be around 2,500 bucks, which is super expensive because it is the Super Bowl. But how often do you get to go to a Super Bowl? How often is your own team in the super bowl and you're already there.

[Amy]

So, like, let's say George Strait really is playing his final show ever. Like, it's for real. For real.

[Bobby Bones]

He's never going to play his final show. That cowboy has come back so many.

[Amy]

Times you say he. He is riding away for good. And I am so close. Heck yeah. I'm going. You're right.

[Bobby Bones]

That's from Forbes. A 16 ounce can of beer. What's that?

[Amy]

That a normal.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that normal? Two cups?

[Eddie]

No, it's not normal. It's a little tall. Like it's like a tall boy, but like a little smaller.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's not as tall of a tall boy.

[Amy]

Okay, so a normal Coke can is 12 ounces. So a. A 16 ounces. Four more.

[Bobby Bones]

So how much does that normally cost? A 16 ounces can of beer?

[Eddie]

Just one?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. $4 at the Super Bowl. $14 for one of those $10 knockouts.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. a stadium, it's more.

[Eddie]

More.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I know. Is that way more more, though?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, it's not that much more.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Eddie]

Like if I went to the Cowboys and I bought one of those, probably be about the same for a beer.

[Bobby Bones]

It's 14.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Why not just get super wasted before you go? You do, but then I guess you can't experience the same. It's not the same.

[Lunchbox]

That's why it's tailgate.

[Bobby Bones]

That's from Forbes. But we told Kevin he just needs to stay and go alone if he has to. I would go alone if it were my team. Although I don't have an NFL team, but if Arkansas.

[Eddie]

Wait, you do have an NFL team.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, not a lifelong one. That I would spend 2, 500 bucks on a Super Bowl. Right? Yeah. Yeah. It's different. All right, we're done. Bye, everybody.

[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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