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The Bobby Bones Show
THURS PT 1: Phrases Bobby Can't Say In His Marriage + The Biggest Mistakes Of Our Lives + SO STRANGE Why Adults Using Objects Made For Kids
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Bobby Bones
This is an iHeart podcast. I'm Noah and I'm 13. And I started this podcast because, honestly, adults don't ask the right questions. Now, you know, with Noah de Barrasso is a show about influence. Who's got it, how they use it, and what it means. For the rest of you, it's not the news, it's what the news should be if someone Gen Z or Gen Alpha made it. Politics is wild. And I'm definitely not here to payment, but I'm here to make sense of it. Listen to now youw Know with Noah de Barrasto on the iHeartRadio app app podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, guys, it's Janae, AKA Cheekies from Cheekies and Chill Podcast. And I'm bringing you an all new mini podcast series called Sincerely Janae. Sure, I'm a singer, author, businesswoman and podcaster, but at the end of the day, I am human. And that's why I'm sharing my ups and downs with you in real time and on the go. Listen to Cheekies and chill on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Black Business Month and black tech green money is tapping in. I'm Will Lucas, spotlighting black founders, investors and innovators building the future one idea at a time. Let's talk legacy tech and generational wealth.
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Amy
I had the skill and I had the talent. I didn't have the opportunity.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah, we all know, right?
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Amy
Genius is evenly distributed. Opportunity is not.
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Bobby Bones
To hear this and more on the power of black innovation and ownership, Listen to Black tech green money from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Simone Boyce, host of the Bright side Podcast. And on this week's episode, I'm talking to Olympian World cup champion and podcast host Ashlyn Harris. My worth is not wrapped up in how many things I've won, because what I came to realize is I valued winning so much that once it was.
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Amy
Over, I got the blues and I was like, this is it for me.
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Bobby Bones
It's the pursuit of greatness.
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Amy
It's the journey, it's the people, it's the failures, it's the heartache.
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Bobby Bones
Listen to the Bright side on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In sitcoms, when someone has a problem, they just blurt it out and move on. Well, I lost my job and my parakeet is missing. How was your Day. But the real world is different. Managing life's challenges can be overwhelming. So what do we do? We get support. The Huntsman Mental Health Institute and the Ad Council have mental health resources available for you at loveyourmindtoday.org that's loveyourmindtoday.org See how much further you can go when you take care of your mental health. Here we go. Come on, Bobby Bones transmitting across America. Turn it up. This is the Bobby Bones Show, Alaska. Welcome to Thursday's show. Morning, studio. Morning. Many adults are turning to adult pacifiers.
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Amy
No, no.
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Bobby Bones
As a way to cope with stress, anxiety, insomnia, and even smoking. Eddie put me onto this. Why did this story come into your. I. No, no, it wasn't an algorithm or anything. It's just a new story I saw from like. I think everything's an algorithm. Everything is in the feed every. You only get stuff. Okay. Your thoughts on them. I mean, they do this in Japan and I thought. Immediately thought, this is Amy. I mean, it's China.
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Amy
What? This is me.
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Bobby Bones
China 2. He thought about you. Why'd you think about Amy? Well, because Amy's like the first in like breakthrough therapy for things like anything that's kind of anti traditional. Let's try this. You know, let's maybe not depend on medicine. Amy, this is you.
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Amy
Wait. Okay. I am pro medicine.
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Bobby Bones
You're that person.
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Amy
In case you're wondering, I think if I've ever shared with you anything about my therapy, it's experiential. I. I've done experiential therapy, but sometimes that can just be like, you know, getting out of your chair and walking around and moving and doing stuff.
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Bobby Bones
No.
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Amy
You tried ketamine.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah, that. Yeah. And then you do forest bathing, like whatever that is.
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Amy
Yes, I do. Yes. Okay. So, yeah, for my anxiety. You see me sucking on a pacifier.
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Bobby Bones
I see you not. Not sucking on a pacifier.
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Amy
Yeah, I'm in.
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Bobby Bones
How much? Let me look. I think you could just buy a pacifier.
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Amy
Yeah.
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Bobby Bones
No, no, no. It's adult pacifier.
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Amy
Yeah.
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Bobby Bones
Maybe it's a little bigger retailer support. See, they'd sell thousands. Some claim the products help with sleep apnea. Psychologists call this behavior regression, where people revert to childhood comforts during times of emotional stress.
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Amy
So, like, suck your thumb.
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Bobby Bones
That's gross, though. My thumb's been in a lot of places. You guys don't want to know where. You don't want to know.
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Amy
Like, I'm curious.
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Bobby Bones
Top three bad places. My thumb has been number one. No, go ahead.
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Amy
I'm Curious what dentists have to say about this, because it can, you know, sucking your thumb. I don't know if a passy does the same thing, but we're gonna not.
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Bobby Bones
Call it a passy. I know.
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Amy
I hate that pacifier, you know, can, like, push your teeth around.
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Bobby Bones
Good point. Well, I think my teeth have been pushed around just by my mouth guard.
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Amy
I thought your mouth guard's supposed to keep your teeth.
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Bobby Bones
No, it keeps me from grinding them.
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Amy
But it's moving them.
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Bobby Bones
I think so, because now I got gaps in the middle of all my teeth.
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Amy
Oh.
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Bobby Bones
I think that's either from getting older or from my. I'm going to order a. Okay, I'm ordering. Well, you're gonna try this. I'm gonna order a couple.
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Amy
Well, yeah, he has sleep apnea. It sounds like it's for him.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's a good point. This is not a pacifier.
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Amy
It is a passy.
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Bobby Bones
No, no, let me. Do not call it that.
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Amy
Wait, what's y'.
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Bobby Bones
All's.
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Amy
What's your aversion to paci?
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Bobby Bones
Pacifier. It's called a pacifier. A passy is what you say to a baby, Right? Oh, did you get your little pass. Would you say blanket?
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Amy
But there are four babies.
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Bobby Bones
Like, you have a blanket on your legs right now. Would you say a binky?
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Amy
But some people still have their binkies as adults, and they carry them around and they say, like, oh, this is my binky.
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Bobby Bones
Listen to this. This is a. It has a strap on it. Pacifier and gag set.
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Amy
No, no, I think this is different.
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Bobby Bones
Feels dirty, dude.
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Amy
Right? What color is it?
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Bobby Bones
Black.
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Amy
Yeah, I think that that's for a different kind of.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah. Anxiety. Okay. Yeah. Adult size pacifier set.
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Amy
Adult cute print.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah, because they're big. Two pacifier pack. I'm gonna get these. Prime. I can get it today. You can get them customized, too. Can you put, like, a little hog on it? I don't think I want to hog.
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Amy
Oh, my God. Wear them during sports event. Like when you get anxious about.
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Bobby Bones
A close game. I put him on passy.
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Amy
Oh, you said it.
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Bobby Bones
I know. It's part of the joke. Oh, yeah. Okay, here we go. I got it. Boom. Okay. I ordered it. I'll be honest. I thought this would be Amy's thing, not Bobby's. I think it's just funny. And let's see if it works. Place your order. 27 for two adult pacifiers.
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Amy
My anxiety, by the way, I don't know that this would be for me, because any anxiety that I've experienced In life is circumstantial. So it's when I'm in something. Like, I don't. Thankfully, I don't live with any sort of chronic anxiety or anything, so I'm grateful for that.
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Bobby Bones
Only when I sleep, like, when I calm down. So it's perfect. What if I passy and mouth guard, Right? I'm totally guarded from the elements. Okay, I'll bring in my adult passies, as Amy calls them. That's so weird. It is weird. I don't know what's weirder. A passy or saying or hearing somebody say panties. No panties is normal. I think it just depends on who says it.
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Amy
I do not like it.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah, when you say it, it feels creepy. Panties. Yeah, it feels weird. Hello, Bobby Bones. I think my girlfriend's pulling some kind of loyalty test on me. She confronted me with earrings that she says she found in my bed sheets. There's been no one in my bed other than me and her. When I said that I had no idea, she accused me of cheating and stormed out of the house. Now she's trying to see how I react to test my loyalty. Or does she want out? But I don't want to be the bad guy. I know the truth. So I ask you, do I even bother trying to explain myself here when there's nothing to explain. Signed boyfriend being tested. Who's earring? Who's earrings are they? Yeah. What is happening? I had a friend once who found some women's underwear in his car. Oh, but that was. No, no, that wasn't me. Was that me? Yeah, that was you. Yeah. That was weird. But that was. I. I did not know what those were. I really didn't. But it was. It wasn't women's underwear. No, it was like a headband. It was a. It was like an air mask thing for kids. But it looked like panties, dude. And it freaked me out. Yeah. Yeah. Because I had no idea what. So I know what this guy's feeling. You're like, I don't know what those are. And. And it doesn't matter what you do. You just look guilty. Yeah. And the more you fight it, the guiltier you look.
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Amy
Well, yeah, but if there's nothing to explain, then how does he explain it?
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Bobby Bones
You say it like this, because once my wife found, like, a cheetah sweater in the studio. Like, a woman's cheetah sweater. And she was like, hey, I was going through cleaning some stuff up, and I found this women's cheetah sweater. Do you know who this is? And I Was like, I did not know who that is. Could have been a bunch of people. But it definitely wasn't mine. Definitely wasn't. She was like, all right, cool. I feel like if I'd have been like. I don't know. She'd have been like, you're lying. Turns out it was Carla Marie from Carla Marie and Anthony. Anthony. And they were. They had been over, and she left her sweater behind. So there was a reason behind it, but she never, like, questioned it because I wasn't like, why do you put me to the test?
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Amy
Yeah. Like, is this a test? Like, and what a weird way.
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Bobby Bones
It's not a test.
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Amy
I. I know you don't think this.
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Bobby Bones
The earrings. I don't think it's a test. But what are the earrings doing in the be. I don't know the answer to that, but I don't think this is a test.
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Amy
So do people do that? Men and women? Did they do that in relationships? Like, plant something?
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Bobby Bones
I've never heard that. I've never heard.
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Amy
Yeah, me neither. That sounds, like, very unhealthy.
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Bobby Bones
I don't think this is a test. I think somehow some earrings some way got into the laundry. If he's saying he didn't do it, and they're not hers, there is some unexplainable way that they got in those sheets. Because I'm going to believe him because he's housekeeper. It could have been a hundred different things. It could have been Carla Marie for all we know. Do you know if it's one earring or both? Well, just because that's.
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Amy
I mean, two would be.
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Bobby Bones
She confronted me with earrings that she says she found in my bed sheets.
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Amy
Okay.
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Bobby Bones
There's been no one in my bed other than me and her.
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Amy
That sounds like a plant. Two earrings.
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Bobby Bones
Or do you think they're actually his? Like they're another girls? I'm believing it. I think somehow they got mixed into some laundry.
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Amy
Somehow they got made up in the bed.
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Bobby Bones
Here's my advice to him. The more you try to fight it and say it's not, the more you're gonna look like a liar. You have to say, these are not mine. I understand. That's weird, but you gotta understand, I don't know where they came from. And, like, fully don't tell her.
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Amy
She has to understand.
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Bobby Bones
Twice I'd be like, three times. You gotta understand. But the more you try to fight it, it's gonna look like you're lying. So state it. Say it. Say, I have the same questions. I don't know where they came from. But dude, like oj, I'll find the killer. Did you say that?
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Amy
Yeah, he said that.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah, I forgot about that. He was gonna find the killer if you didn't do it, dude, there's nothing to worry about. And don't over. Don't over explain because you look like a liar.
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Amy
Yeah.
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Bobby Bones
And if you think she's doing that as a test, that's weird. If you think she has that in her, that's weird.
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Amy
Not a good no.
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Bobby Bones
I'd never heard of that. I never heard of that. And take it from Eddie, who found women's underwear in his car. It wasn't mine, man. Because what might happen is they may not even be real earrings. Like, she may have found some metal and be like, what are this? Thinks it's near. Who knows what it is? Give it a time, take a breath and. And go from there. But if you start over explaining, you look like a liar.
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Amy
Earrings in the bed, though.
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Bobby Bones
I know it does sound weird. It does sound weird. All right, there you go. Close it up. This guy Oliver claims he hasn't slept in two years. Believe this?
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Amy
I mean, he has to have slept somehow.
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Bobby Bones
A 32 year old former train conductor claims he has been unable to sleep for two years, living in a permanent state of alertness that has destroyed his life. His condition began suddenly one night and he continued despite trying strong sedatives. He's traveled the world to seek medical help. He tried various therapies, drugs, and even hallucinogenic herbs. Hey, Amy, that's you. With no success. But that's.
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Amy
But like, how is he functioning? But at some point his body has to be sleeping or resting at some point. I mean, it might be like 10 minutes at a time, but there has to be something, right? Or else you just. How's he.
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Bobby Bones
How do you die? The extreme sleep deprivation has forced him to sell his home, move back in with his mom, and spend a fortune seeking treatments in places like India, Italy, Turkey and Colombia. He's used various drugs. Medical experts debate whether his condition is real, as studies show animals die within weeks without sleep. Some doctors suspect paradoxical insomnia, where patients think they're awake, but they're actually experiencing light sleep. But this doesn't alleviate his suffering.
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Amy
Right? Right, right.
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Bobby Bones
Okay, so he does sleep then. Yeah, they're not saying he does that. They're saying that is one theory they have that could be happening.
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Amy
Yeah, I mean, even if he's getting like teeny tiny amount, he's still suffering big time. Has he tried Xanax?
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Bobby Bones
I think he's tried a lot of things. Melatonin.
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Amy
Oh, I hate melatonin. Melatonin is the opposite for me.
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Bobby Bones
You know, Caffeine doesn't wake me up. Speaking of that. Really, Caffeine does nothing to me. It doesn't have an effect on me at all. But you don't really drink coffee. No. Don't like the taste of coffee. But there's caffeine. Like, I'll. I'll have an energy drink occasionally. Sometimes you'll see them. I'm like, let me just. I just like the burn of it more than. Because caffeine doesn't affect me. Would this guy win the world record? Like, if he could prove it? Yeah, he's got to prove it. Because if he's already going through this, you might as well win a record. I mean, there are people that have gotten on live streams and not slept for, like, three, four, or five days and, like, died. Yeah, that would be my superpower. Stay awake, stupidly. They're like, okay, we've given everybody a superpower. Superman, you can fly. Wonder Woman, you can, like, use this lasso that's electronic. I don't know what the crap she has. Lasso of truth. Yeah. And me, it's like, Bobby, you don't have to sleep. I'm like, that's all I have. That would be my superpower. That would suck. Good luck to the guy. I'm really rooting for him. As somebody who doesn't sleep great sounds terrible. But also, you could lie about this. You could. It's like when people go and die and see other you. You can't. You can't prove that they did that. You could, but you can totally bust this guy if you walk in. He's sleeping. Busted. Take a picture. Have him sleeping.
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Amy
Yeah, I think it's just overall, like, he lacks sleep. The last two years.
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Bobby Bones
You know who can sleep? Lunchbox. Oh, like that. We did a bit where we went. Now he went to a bed store. This is a bit we did a couple years ago. He went to, like, a bed store. I was like, I want to test his bed out. And then he went to sleep for, like, in half a half hour. In the store. In the bed. True or false? True. And I mean, I can fall asleep, no problem. I set my alarm on my phone when I was at the bed store, so I'd wake up or else I've been there forever, and they just let me sleep. It's pretty cool. They think you're weird. I think she thought I was Weird because Abby was in there and talking to her and was like, yeah, that guy was a little strange when I walked out. But I mean, hey, they tried. They want me to test the mattress, and if I like it, maybe I'll buy it. So they're not going to disturb my sleep. Imagine a dude coming to the store just going to sleep on your bed. That'd be so weird. That would be bizarre. Well, we're wishing this guy the best. It's time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good.
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Amy
All right, there's a couple, Taylor and Jason, back when they were teenagers. They met working at a senior living center in Webster, New York, called Bay Wind. She was a server, he did maintenance. Fast forward a few years and it.
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Bobby Bones
Sounds like Avril Lavigne, skater boy. She was a server, he did maintenance. Can I make it? That's where my head goes when you're telling that story, but go ahead.
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Amy
So fast forward. They eventually got engaged and married. And guess where they decided to have a second ceremony.
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Bobby Bones
I'm going to guess the old folks home. That's where you set us up to guess?
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Amy
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they wanted to celebrate with their 200 grandparents. They wanted them to be a part of the big day, and they wanted to exchange vows in front of them because obviously this has rich history in their relationship and they have deep bonds with a lot of the people that live at the community. And it's just really special they decided to do that. I mean, they had a wedding and then they decided to do a second vow ceremony situation there, so.
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Bobby Bones
Well, you don't want to do the main wedding. I just didn't. You know, I thought the main wedding was going to be there and that'd be.
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Amy
I mean, I think it's.
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Bobby Bones
It's all prunes extra. Got to be done by 6 o'. Clock. Fiber and prunes all. Yeah.
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Amy
Hey, where my dad lived, his assistant living place. Like, my kids to this day. Ask if, even though my dad has died, they're like, can we please go back and eat there. They had the best food, especially the rolls. They loved the Rolls.
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Bobby Bones
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Amy
A few months you can have this.
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Bobby Bones
Much credit card debt. When it weighs on you, it's really easy to just like stick your head in the sand. It's nice and dark in the sand.
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Amy
Even if it's scary, it's not going.
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Bobby Bones
To go away just because you're avoiding it. And in fact, it may get even worse. For more judgment free money advice, listen to Brown ambition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The super secret Festy Club Podcast Season four is here and we're locked in. That means more Juicy Cheeseman Terrible love advice evil spells to cast on your ex. We're not doing that this season. Oh well, this season we're leveling up. Each episode will feature a special bestie and you're not gonna want to miss it. Get in here. Today we have a very special guest with us. Our new super secret bestie is the diva of the people. The diva of the people. I'm just like texturex. My theory is that if you need to figure out that the stove is hot. Go and touch it. Go and figure it out for yourself. Okay, that's us. What the heck? That's us. My name is Curly.
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Amy
And I'm Maya.
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Bobby Bones
In each episode, we'll talk about love, friendship, heartbreaks, men, and of course, our favorite secrets. Listen to the Super Secret Bestie Club as a part of the Microtura Podcast.
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Amy
Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
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Bobby Bones
So what happened to Chappaquiddick? Well, it really depends on who you talk to. There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond and.
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Amy
Left a woman behind to drown.
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Bobby Bones
There's a famous headline, I think, in.
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Amy
The New York Daily News.
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Bobby Bones
It's teddy escapes, Blonde drowns. And in a strange way, right, that sort of tells you the story really.
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Amy
Became about Ted's political future, Ted's political hopes.
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Bobby Bones
Will Ted become president? Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control.
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Amy
And he's not the only Kennedy to survive a scandal.
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Bobby Bones
The Kennedys have lived through disgrace, affairs, violence, you name it. So is there a curse? Every week we go behind the headlines and beyond the drama of America's royal family. Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
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Amy
Hi, I'm Jenica Lopez, and in the new season of the Overcomer podcast, I'm taking you on an exciting journey of self reflection. Am I ready to enter this new part of my life? Like, am I ready to be in a relationship? Am I ready to have kids and to really just devote myself and time? I wanted to be successful on my own, not just because of who my mom is. Like, I felt like I needed to be better or work twice as hard as she did. Join me for conversations about healing and growth. Life is freaking hard, and growth doesn't happen in comfort. It happens in motion, even when you're hurting. All from one of my favorite spaces, the kitchen. Honestly, these are going to come out so freaking amazing. Be a part of my new chapter and listen to the new season of the Overcome for podcast as part of the Michael Tura Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
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Bobby Bones
Here's a voicemail from Corey in Nashville. I just want to bring up a segment that I think would be fantastic. How irritated can I get? Lunchbox each week just stopped at a gas station. $50 scratch ticket. Scratch it $2,000. Have a good day, Lunchbox. Dang, that's awesome. Oh, can you imagine winning $2,000? First of all, that's crazy. Does that drive you? Because that doesn't drive me crazy. I'm happy for him. Drives me crazy. Like, I mean, I hear the excitement and, and the fact is he doesn't even care about winning the $2,000. It doesn't sound like what he does. No, no. What he's more excited about is making my life miserable because he immediately called to make my life miserable, not to celebrate his two thousand dollar win. Like, he didn't call family members. He called to rub it in my face. Like, your life sucks. And I mean, it's like cool, man. Thanks. I think that was just a bonus. Your life sucks. I think it was awesome. To win the $2,000. Gosh, that would be. I mean, what a feeling to scratch it and get two extra thousand dollars in your pocket. Yeah. Walk us through what's happening right now. Walk us through your fantasy. I'm like, okay, now on the way home from work, if I stop at the gas station, I go in, I scratch a ticket and I get $2,000. I just, I gotta start scratching. Oh, I got the magic number. Two. Oh, comma, whoa. Zero, zero, zero. God, that'd be awesome. Yeah. Be awesome, huh? It's never gonna happen though. But why do you get so mad though, at other people winning? I don't understand hope, Amy. I. I try to look at his hope, but it's just like everything I do. I've been playing for so long and $250 is the largest I've ever hit. It's. I. That part to me is crazy. I might be the most unlucky person there is. That's just all there is to it. Maybe in the lottery.
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Amy
Yeah. Not in life, certainly.
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Bobby Bones
Life's good, man. Yeah, Life for you is great. Could be better. Okay, okay.
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Amy
You're a half glass empty kind of guy.
- [23:49]
Bobby Bones
I think you're a glass all the way empty guy. No, I mean, I have some good things, but I could have some great things if I could just hit. If I could just hit.
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Amy
It's like a fourth way fool or fourth way empty.
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Bobby Bones
What amount of money would it take for you to hit to actually be satisfied, though? Not, not super happy, but satisfied satisfied. Like, yeah, not like top of the world. I want a billion. But like, what number is like, oh, I finally did it. This is awesome. So not top of the top because 2 million. I'd be like, wow. I mean, I'M set for life. Yeah. Two million. Great. You know that that would be like. That may be top of the mountain. I know. Because if I want 700 million, that's top of the mo. 2 million's really good. But like, all right, I finally. 500,000. So that to you would be like, I hit 500,000, I can stop thinking my life sucks because I haven't hit the lottery. Yeah. Half a mil. The fact that you're thinking about it's crazy. Like, maybe it wouldn't be enough. What about like 10,000, though? Isn't 10,000 nice? I mean, that's nice. It's nice, Eddie. You're right, it's nice. I mean, it's sort of like a candy bar is nice, but it's not like a filling. Any listeners out there? This is why I like to ask, if you do win, please call us and let us know on the voicemail. Every single one. Every single one. If you win over like 500 bucks, call our voicemail and let us know. Give us all the details. 8 7, 7. 77. Bobby, we want to be happy for you and every one of us will be happy for you. Right, everybody? Yeah, I didn't hear you. I. I'm not gonna be happy. This is gonna drive me nuts. I'm gonna have to start getting on the voicemail and deleting them. Okay. So I don't think you know how to do that. I would have no idea. Yeah. So leave us a voicemail. If you win, we're going to talk about the biggest mistake you ever made in your life. Now lunchbox brings this story because what did you see happen? Oh, my goodness. Survivor 49 is about to start. Right. So they just revealed the cast and they said two alternates had to be put in the game 24 hours before it started because they fly down to location. You're not allowed to talk to people. You're not allowed to make eye contact. You're not allowed to make signals. And two players were trying to non verbally communicate, like form an alliance before the game even started. And they got kicked out of Survivor. Did they know each other before? No. Like, how did they find each other to even start trying to cheat? I. I assume they have meetings or whatever or they're in the hallway, they're eating at the same place. I don't know. But Jeff Probst said we do not allow any form of communication and when you break the rules, we take it very seriously. And they have to legally, because of the money. If there's prize Money. It follows under federal rules. Like when I Dancing with the Stars, they couldn't tell us anything. Like, I didn't know anything. I never knew if I was leading. I never knew where I was. They never said, you're doing good or bad, because they can't. Because it's real money. It's a competition. It's a game. So they're off the show. Imagine you're one of the alternates, though, and you're like, man, I almost made it. Yeah. What? Oh, I'd be a game changer. And that's what he said. He was like, they went through the whole casting process. They made it. They were selected. And get down there and buy your dreams come true. Dreams crushed. See you later. Does this drive you crazy as someone who's always wanted to be on the show? Oh, drives me nuts. I'm like, how can you not just wait 24 more hours to get on the island and start playing the game? How stupid. Like, you have to go home to your family and all your friends that know you're going on Survivor and be like, yeah, man. I tried to form an alliance before the show started. I got kicked. I mean, you'll never get another chance. It's over. Biggest mistake you ever made in your life now. Not regret. I think that's a different thing. Biggest mistake you ever made. We know Amy's. What? What's Amy's Marriage.
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Amy
No, no, I don't regret my marriage. I. I'm glad I was married to Ben. I'm thankful for our two children, I guess, in that. That.
- [27:38]
Bobby Bones
Don't let them troll you. Don't let him troll you.
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Amy
No, I won't. I don't regret that. I do not regret my marriage. I would not change it.
- [27:44]
Bobby Bones
It.
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Amy
A mistake I think we made was getting married so quickly.
- [27:47]
Bobby Bones
Okay, so what's the biggest mistake you ever made, Amy? You can go first.
- [27:50]
Amy
Well, honestly, that. Before Lunchbox, like, hijacked my whole marriage, that's not a regret. I do not regret my marriage, but I think a mistake we made was rushing into it because I think if we had gone slower, we could have learned more and our marriage would have been different. If that makes sense, I accept it so that. That I. I think we could have had a. A better time. I don't know that the end result was still.
- [28:16]
Bobby Bones
Do you feel like she's just saying what you said?
- [28:17]
Amy
No, I already had it.
- [28:18]
Bobby Bones
I nailed it.
- [28:19]
Amy
No, no, Bobby. I feel like it's very different because I don't regret it.
- [28:23]
Bobby Bones
I just wonder if he Hears what you're saying, or if he hears what he said, just echoed back.
- [28:28]
Amy
No, I still, I would never change. Being married to Ben and having the relay our relationship. I think we could have had a different relationship had we paused, taken more time to get to know each other, and had more tools and resources. Because, honestly, when we were going through trying to save our marriage, I thought this could actually happen. But then, like, so much, so many years, like, so much damage had been done.
- [28:52]
Bobby Bones
You don't have to defend it.
- [28:53]
Amy
I guess I'm just sharing that I think the mistake is what if we had gotten those tools earlier?
- [28:57]
Bobby Bones
There you go. Yeah. I mean, you know what I hear?
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Amy
What do you hear?
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Bobby Bones
I hear if we would have gone slower, we would have never got married.
- [29:04]
Amy
Okay. But I don't regret. That's not.
- [29:10]
Bobby Bones
I know, I know.
- [29:11]
Amy
It's like y' all not hearing what I'm saying because think if we had gone slower, we could have gotten to know each other and, and, and learned how to handle things in a different way.
- [29:18]
Bobby Bones
You're letting him troll you, Amy.
- [29:19]
Amy
Yeah, you troll.
- [29:20]
Bobby Bones
You're letting him troll you. Lunchbox. What is your biggest mistake ever?
- [29:24]
Amy
Mine's now joining the show. Do you want to guess his 20 years ago. What's yours?
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Bobby Bones
Assign one to him. Don't pick a real one. Assign one to him like he did here.
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Amy
Oh, but, I mean, I probably know what he's going to say. What he's going to say When I wasn't home when Real World called and I missed the Los Angeles area code, and then I missed my shot on.
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Bobby Bones
The Real World lunchbox. And it was one day in college, I drove to College Station, Texas. I did an open casting call for Real World Road Rules, and I drove back to San Antonio, and I had a 4pm Economics class. And I was like, well, I'm home in time. Might as well go to class. And I got home, and they had called the house phone, and I hadn't missed it.
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Amy
You don't know for sure they weren't.
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Bobby Bones
Offering you a spot? No, no, I'm not saying. But they were offering me to go to the next round. They were saying, hey, you were so interesting, we need to talk to you again, or, hey, did you leave your wallet behind? We found something here. If anything. I mean, I just sat there and I'm like, why would I ever go to class? And why did they call my home phone? Like, why did they call the home phone? Why did I even give that an. Oh, man. It's just, I, I, I think about this, it probably twice a week.
- [30:37]
Amy
Probably why you gave that as an option is cuz we didn't have cell phones now.
- [30:40]
Bobby Bones
We had cell phones, man.
- [30:41]
Amy
You did?
- [30:42]
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I had one of those. I had a Nextel where you could. It was like a walkie talkie. Why would you put your home phone. I. I wanted to make sure they had every way to get a hold of me. And they only called. They picked the second one on the list. That's why we don't know it was that. Okay, but. Okay. Got it. Eddie. Worst mistake. Oh, man. About a year after we got married, we were debt free. Like we were just newly weds, no money problems. And I saw that Pearl Jam was opening up for you two in Hawaii, and my wife says, let's go. We got a credit card and we went to Hawaii. It was awesome. But that was the start of my $40,000 debt, cuz after that, dude, like, we just went, hey, barrier's been broken. Like, why Stop putting everything on that credit card, man. We got into so much debt. I. I would take that back in a heartbeat. I made a list. List. Number three on my list is I was captain of my high school football team my senior year. We went out for the coin toss and we were playing Sparkman, and it was for a spot in the playoffs, like a higher spot. And so I go out and Coach Gandalf's like, we want to kick. We want to play defense first. And I'm like, all right. So I'm fired up. We go out, they win the coin toss, and they're like, we defer. And I'm like, we're going to kick. Which means we're gonna kick. But they get to pick it second half. So we kicked to start the game. We kicked it half time. I mean, it was the worst decision ever made.
- [32:00]
Amy
Oh, I know.
- [32:00]
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it was terrible. What did the ref do, though? Did the referee looked at me? I was like, are you sure?
- [32:05]
Amy
Because when they, like, they can't guide you.
- [32:06]
Bobby Bones
No, when they defer. So in case everybody knows, that means they want to make their selection at halftime, and their selection is going to be receive at half. So that means we have to receive at the beginning of the game or we kick off twice. We kicked off to start the game. We kicked off at halftime time. I came off the field. Coach Gandalf said, for one of the smartest people I've ever had on a team, that's the dumbest blanket thing I've ever seen. Yeah, loud. Everybody heard it. We lost the game. By six points. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's real terrible. That's a terrible mistake. Number two, drag racing mowers. When I work maintenance on a golf course, should have never done it. Didn't win the race. Thought it was stupid to begin with. We have our green mowers on the back of the carts. We're drag racing them on a side street and the superintendent of the golf course pulls around and sees it. This, and it's another time I got screamed at. Other person got fired. I didn't get fired. I was a good employee. I wouldn't do that, though. Got nothing out of it and lost the race. Number one is not going a couple years ago to San Francisco to watch Arkansas and get Zaga play basketball because I thought, I don't want to fly all the way out there and lose. And we ended up winning. Going sweet 16. That would have been awesome. I regret that. Yeah. There's my three biggest mistakes. Yeah.
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Amy
So, all right, these are all.
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Bobby Bones
Whose is the worst? Mine are all what?
- [33:12]
Amy
Well, sort of sport. I mean, drag racing is.
- [33:15]
Bobby Bones
Well, that's not a sport work. But I wasn't doing it for sports related. It's being stupid. I can't believe those people get kicked off Survivor because they were trying to like low key cheat. That's not even real cheating. So rest in peace. To their career. To their short lived reality show careers. Bones. Amy, what are these phrases?
- [33:38]
Amy
Well, apparently if you plan to be married for a long time, you should get comfortable saying these five phrases to your partner when necessary.
- [33:45]
Bobby Bones
Okay. I do plan to be married for a long time, so I. I feel it. Okay, let's go number one.
- [33:50]
Amy
I don't like the way I just reacted and I'm really sorry. I'll work on handling these moments differently.
- [33:55]
Bobby Bones
That feels so mature. All right. Okay. Say it again how I need to say it.
- [34:00]
Amy
I don't like the way I just reacted and I'm really sorry. I'll work on handling these moments differently.
- [34:06]
Bobby Bones
I don't like the way I reacted and I'm real. Whoa, Was that hard? That was tough. I couldn't get it out. I couldn't get it out. Yeah, that's tough. That was tough stuff. I wouldn't say it like that.
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Amy
Well, well, you can put your own twist on it. It's just like the gist of these phrases is like being. If you. If you want to let me twist successful marriage, let me twist it. Okay.
- [34:23]
Bobby Bones
The way I would say that exact meaning. I don't know. We both said some stuff.
- [34:28]
Amy
No, okay.
- [34:31]
Bobby Bones
Is that not the same thing?
- [34:32]
Amy
I don't know what you heard, but that is not it.
- [34:35]
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's tough.
- [34:35]
Amy
Okay, number two, you matter more to me than winning this argument. Let's find a win win solution. Now that I can see you never saying rude sorry out of all five. Like, that's the one where I was like, no way, Bobby.
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Bobby Bones
Why. Why would I not say?
- [34:48]
Amy
Because you like to win. And you've said countless times on the show before that you.
- [34:52]
Bobby Bones
You.
- [34:53]
Amy
You set out to just win an argument. Even if you know that you're wrong, you'll still try to win it.
- [34:59]
Bobby Bones
You have said that.
- [35:00]
Amy
Yeah.
- [35:01]
Bobby Bones
Fair enough. All right, number three.
- [35:03]
Amy
I know we have. We haven't gotten us time in a while, so I planned a date for us this weekend. Babysitter's coming. I made a reservation at the dinner spot. You wanted to try again. Just the. The sentiment, the gist. But being intentional like that.
- [35:17]
Bobby Bones
Well, we are intentional right now to where we don't have to do that because we have Tuesday night set aside every week.
- [35:25]
Amy
Say it.
- [35:26]
Bobby Bones
And if Tuesday night, if something happens and I'm not here, we then before I even leave, create that space a different night. Like, we are very.
- [35:39]
Amy
Consistent.
- [35:40]
Bobby Bones
No, you weren't consistent. But I would say, say we. We're purposeful in scheduling that time. And not because I feel like we need it, because we do spend a lot of time together, but so it doesn't happen. So. Yeah, yeah.
- [35:52]
Amy
I wanted you to say it's in the calendar.
- [35:54]
Bobby Bones
That is in the calendar. Yeah. And I think there was problem. There was a problem at first. I think there was a communication difference between my wife and I because I was like, scheduling it. I was like, hey, whatever you want to do, let's schedule it. And this is when we first got married. She was like, I don't feel like I need to be scheduled. But then I don't think she realized that my priorities fall if I put it in my schedule. It is absolutely a priority. And nothing takes over where hers was, like, well, I don't want it to feel clinical that we have to. And I think there was communication. I think they. They became understanding of each other. That more than I have convinced her. I think she now gets me. And I understand why she felt that way as well. You should say that. I put that on the list. Good stuff. Thanks. The other crap I ain't saying.
- [36:35]
Amy
Okay, maybe. Maybe you'll say this. This is number four. Sometimes I assume you know how much you mean to me. I need to say it.
- [36:42]
Bobby Bones
More.
- [36:42]
Amy
I love you and I'm grateful for you.
- [36:45]
Bobby Bones
I don't know when that version would come up, because in a fight. I'm not saying that.
- [36:49]
Amy
Well, you don't have to be in a fight. These are just five phrases to give you.
- [36:52]
Bobby Bones
In my mind, it was five phrases you say to fight.
- [36:54]
Amy
Yeah. Some of this stuff has been if you're in an argument, but, like, being intentional about a date night and then making sure that you convey how you feel to them. Like, sometimes that can just. Especially with kids, it can just get lost in the mix. And you don't ever, like, stop to just say, hey, I. I love you and I'm grateful for you.
- [37:13]
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I do say I love you a lot. Say that last one again, Amy.
- [37:16]
Amy
Okay. Sometimes I assume you know how much you mean to me. I need to say it more. I love you and I'm grateful for you.
- [37:23]
Bobby Bones
That's baller. Like, think about random words. It is a lot.
- [37:26]
Amy
It's the sentiment. Make it. You put your own spin on it.
- [37:30]
Bobby Bones
But you imagine, like, you're just walking by the kitchen and she's in there and you just say that. That. Dude, it's over.
- [37:35]
Amy
Yeah. Like, yeah. You think she's going to want you?
- [37:37]
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like she'll put whatever she's doing down and it's over. Try it. I don't think so. My wife would be like, are you recording me this? A bit. All right, next one.
- [37:47]
Amy
Okay, final one. I am sorry for getting defensive and not hearing you out. Would you share that again so I can understand what you're saying? Love that one.
- [37:57]
Bobby Bones
I don't hate that one. You. You can do that one. Yeah.
- [38:00]
Amy
Especially because if you don't, sometimes we hear it through a filter and then it gets twisted up in our mind. So something Ben and I learned in couples therapy and then later co parenting therapy after we knew we were getting divorced, is repeating back that. That exercise in therapeutics. Like, they say something and then you literally say to them, okay, what I'm hearing you say is. And then you repeat back what you think the verbatim is. And sometimes we would get it right, and then other times our therapist would be like, like, that's not what. That's not what he said at all. And I'm like, no, I'm pretty sure that's what he said. And they're like, no, try again. And you practice getting it right. Because sometimes our filters are so, so good that we twist it.
- [38:39]
Bobby Bones
You know, it drives my wife crazy.
- [38:40]
Amy
What?
- [38:41]
Bobby Bones
Whenever I super hardcore apologize when I don't mean it.
- [38:45]
Amy
Okay, well, that would drive me crazy.
- [38:46]
Bobby Bones
It drives her crazy. Over the top. Over the top. Because if it's like we're having a disagreement or something, I'm like, you know what? I'm very sorry. I should have never. Look at me, mister. Sorry. She hates that. Sounds like. I think that's what she hates the most about that. Yeah, I'm like, hey, color me sorry. I guess.
- [39:06]
Amy
What age are you going back to with that one? I wonder.
- [39:09]
Bobby Bones
No, I don't think I'm going back. I think I'm in that age relationship wise. I'm like 14 now. I really graduated up. Okay. Thank you for that, Amy.
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Amy
Yeah.
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Bobby Bones
Bones.
- [39:19]
Amy
Hola.
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Bobby Bones
It's honey German. And my podcast, Gracias Come Again is back. This season we're going even deeper into the world of music and entertainment with raw and honest conversations with some of your favorite Latin artists and celebrities. You didn't have to audition. No, I didn't audition. I haven't auditioned like over 25 years. Oh, wow. That's a real G talk right there. Oh, yeah. We've got some of the biggest actors, musicians, content creators and culture shifters sharing their real stories of failure and success. You were destined to be a star. We talk all about what's viral and trending with a little bit of cheeseme, a lot of laughs, and those amazing.
- [39:58]
Amy
Vivas you've come to expect.
- [39:59]
Bobby Bones
And of course, we'll explore deeper topics dealing with identity struggles and all the issues affecting our Latin community.
- [40:06]
Amy
You feel like you get a little.
- [40:07]
Bobby Bones
Whitewashed because you have to do the code switching. I won't say whitewashed cuz at the end of the day, you know, I'm me. Yeah. But the whole pretending and co, you know, to takes a toll on you. Listen to the new season of Grass has come again as part of Michael Tura Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
- [40:25]
Amy
Hi, I'm Jenica Lopez and in the new season of the Overcomer podcast, I'm taking you on an exciting journey of self reflection. Am I ready to enter this new part of my life? Like, am I ready to be in a relationship? Am I ready to have kids and to really just devote myself and my time? I wanted to be successful on my own, not just because of who my mom is. Like, I felt like I needed to be better or work twice as hard as she did. Join me for conversations about healing and growth. Life is freaking hard and growth doesn't happen in comfort. It happens in motion. Even when you're hurting. All from one of my favorite spaces, the kitchen. Honestly, these are gonna come out so freaking amazing. Be a part of my new chapter and listen to the new season of the Overcome for podcast as part of the Michael Sura Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
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Bobby Bones
Hey, sis, what if I could promise you you never had to listen to a condescending finance bro tell you how to manage your money again? Welcome to Brown Ambition. This is the hard part when you pay down those credit cards. If you haven't gotten to the bottom of why you were racking up credit or turning to credit cards, you may just recreate the same problem. A year from now when you do feel like you you are bleeding from these high interest rates. I would start shopping for a debt consolidation loan, starting with your local credit union. Shopping around online looking for some online lenders because they tend to have fewer fees and be more affordable. Listen, I am not here to judge. It is so expensive in these streets. I 100% can see how in just.
- [42:01]
Amy
A few months you can have this much credit card debt.
- [42:03]
Bobby Bones
When it weighs on you, it's really easy to just like, stick your head in the sand. And it's nice and dark in the sand.
- [42:08]
Amy
Even if it's scary, it's not going.
- [42:10]
Bobby Bones
To go away just because you're avoiding it. And in fact, it may get even worse. For more judgment free money advice, listen to Brown ambition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Super Secret Bestie Club podcast season four is here and we're locked in. That means more Juicy Cheeseman, terrible love advice, Evil spells to cast on your ex. No, no, no. We're not doing that this season. Oh, well, this season we're leveling up. Each episode will feature a bestie, and you're not gonna want to miss it. Get in here. Today we have a very special guest with us. Our new super secret bestie is the diva of the people. The diva of the people. I'm just like texturex. My theory is that if you need to figure out that the stove is hot, go and touch it. Go and figure it out for yourself. Okay. That's us. What the heck? That's us. My name is Curly.
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Amy
And I'm Maya.
- [43:04]
Bobby Bones
In each episode, we'll talk about love, friendship, heartbreaks, men, and of course, our favorite secrets. Listen to the Super Secret Bestie Club as a part of the Michael Tura.
- [43:15]
Amy
Podcast Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
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Bobby Bones
American history is full of wise people. Walt Whitman said something like, you know, 99.99% of war is diarrhea and 1% is. Is gory.
- [43:32]
Amy
Those founding fathers were gossipy AF, and.
- [43:36]
Bobby Bones
They love to cut each other down. I'm Bob Crawford, host of American History Hotline, the show where you send us your questions about American history. And I find the answers, including the nuggets of wisdom our history has to offer. Hamilton pauses, and then he says, the greatest man that ever lived was Julius Caesar. And Jefferson writes in his diary, this proves that Hamilton is for a dictator based on corruption.
- [44:03]
Amy
My favorite line was what Neil Armstrong said.
- [44:06]
Bobby Bones
It would have been harder to fake it than to do it. Listen to American History Hotline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something good. The Chicago Bears about to start the NFL. NFL. And they were doing camp, and then they were doing preseason, and they had 120 high school girls, flag football players come by and just watch the camp. But that's not really the story. The story is not only did they have them come by and just watch camp, which was cool because they were, like, supporting them, showing them football, it was. They got to go. And they had all these racks of, like, cleats and all these racks of, like, workout apparel. And they were like, this is all for you guys.
- [44:52]
Amy
Oh, wow.
- [44:52]
Bobby Bones
And it was a. Yeah, it's super cool. Because they weren't expecting that. It's just cool to be able to go to practice. And then they got there and the CEO, Kevin Warren, they had all these racks and smaller shoes because they only got to pick from the guys that played. Probably nothing would fit.
- [45:06]
Amy
Yeah.
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Bobby Bones
But they had shoes for all the girls. It was super cool. Wanted to share that lunchbox. A Bears fan. Yeah. It really makes me a little bit jealous. And I don't really understand just because they're girls that play flag football. Well, I think it could have been even a guy, a kid's peewee football. They just wanted to do something good for kids. Okay, well, it's a good story, man.
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Amy
Give back.
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Bobby Bones
That's cool. Cool. Why do you pee in every ballet? No, no, I wasn't peeing. I was just saying it'd be nice if, like, they sent you something. They gave people on the radio something. There you go. Like, invite me to camp. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something Good. Wake up. Wake up in the morning. Bobby's on the mic, so you know what this is. All right, 90 seconds on the clock. We're gonna do Amy's morning cornies. How many can we get? Right? Ready to go, Amy?
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Amy
Yep.
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Bobby Bones
All right, here it the morning corny.
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Amy
What kind of Labor Day party do hairdressers love to throw?
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Bobby Bones
What kind of Labor Day party do hairdressers love to throw? Blowouts. Curls. That's a great answer. It's blowout. It's got to be blowout.
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Amy
It's not it.
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Bobby Bones
Oh, that's a good one, though. It is good, but blowout. Die. Tie. Dye. Cut. Scissor. Labor Day hairspray. Hey. Holiday blowout. Party barge. Perm. Perm. Grill. Buzz cut. Read it again.
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Amy
What kind of Labor Day party do hairdressers love to throw?
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Bobby Bones
Party barge. Barbecue. Barbecue.
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Amy
That's it.
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Bobby Bones
Barbecue. Good job, dude.
- [47:02]
Amy
Yes.
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Bobby Bones
All right. Go.
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Amy
Nailed it. How did the hairdresser win the race?
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Bobby Bones
Oh, cut, cut. Line. Yeah. Cut, cut, cut. The short. Cut it short. Shortcut.
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Amy
Yes.
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Bobby Bones
Oh, okay.
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Amy
Why did the banana visit the hair stylist?
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Bobby Bones
It was starting to peel. Peel. Ro. Banana. Why did a banana. Banana peel. Slip. Hair. Do monkeys eat bananas? Monkey. Is there a monkey hair? Please.
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Amy
Why did the banana visit the hair stylist?
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Bobby Bones
Yellow peel banana. Banana split. Ban. Potassium. Need a new dye.
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Amy
Potassium.
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Bobby Bones
That's it. Time. I don't know.
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Amy
He had split ends. You were close with the banana split.
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Bobby Bones
Oh, maybe banana split end ends.
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Amy
Sure.
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Bobby Bones
Because you have to have bananas. You have to get a joke you don't even like to go out on.
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Amy
Did y'.
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Bobby Bones
All.
- [48:07]
Amy
Y' all catch the theme, though?
- [48:08]
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. Barbers.
- [48:10]
Amy
Yep. Hairdressers.
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Bobby Bones
How do we not catch the theme? Every question was.
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Amy
I love a good theme.
- [48:15]
Bobby Bones
How many we get there?
- [48:16]
Amy
You got two. Two? You're so close to getting the third.
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Bobby Bones
I know it felt like more, but no. Shania is 60 years old today. Happy birthday, Shania Twain. Wow. Wow. She looks good for 6 60. Don't think of her getting older. She's always in the leopard print, you know? Her name is Eileen Regina Edwards. She took the last name Twain after she was adopted by her stepfather, Jerry Twain, who she saw as her true father. She was named after both of her grandparents, Eileen and Regina. She changed her name to Shania because she said she needed a stage name that sounded a little less like her grandma. That's funny. I'll give you the real name of a musician. You. You tell me if you can name the real celebrity the Stage name. And then if you can get it without me giving you the clue, you get two points. You'll get a clue. If you get it, then you only get one point. Okay, Amy, you're first. Carlos Irwin Estevez. Oh, and if you need the clue, let me know.
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Amy
Estevez.
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Bobby Bones
Carlos Irwin Estevez.
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Amy
I only know Emilio Estevez, but I think he has a brother. But I'll go with Emilio.
- [49:28]
Bobby Bones
Incorrect.
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Amy
Dang it.
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Bobby Bones
It's his brother, Charlie Sheen. Charlie. Oh, yeah, Carlos and Charlie. Carlos and Charlie. That's like, the Mexican name. Yeah, Carlos is the Mexican. I thought you meant, like, the place on the water. I think that's the joke of that place. Yeah, Carlos and Charlie's. Ah, I know that famous dad and brother was the clue.
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Amy
Should have taken a hand. Hit hint.
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Bobby Bones
Hit. Hit. Amy. Amy. It's early. Okay, next up, lunchbox. Stephanie Joanne. Angelina Germanada. Yeah, that's easy. Go ahead. That's Angelina Jolie. Incorrect. Could have taken the clue. The clue was singer, songwriter, and actress. Oh, who is it?
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Amy
Lady Gaga.
- [50:14]
Bobby Bones
Correct. Oh, I wouldn't have got it either way. Okay, no points. Eddie, over to you. Come on. Reginald. Kenneth Dwight. Reginald Kenneth Dwight. Gosh. I have someone in mind, but I'll take the hint. You can talk it out, but you don't have to give the answer. I mean, I have someone in mind, but, like, who is it? No, I. I don't know. I like a picture. Someone. They don't have anybody in mind. I mean, it's like. It's almost like I saw someone commit a crime, and I can kind of see who it is. Okay, okay. You want the clue? Please. British piano player. Oh, Elton John. Correct. Wow. That's not who I had in mind. Eddie, with one point back around. His name's Reginald. Reginald Kenneth Dwight. Yeah, that's funny. Amy, over to you. Katherine Elizabeth Hudson. For two points, without the clue, it's.
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Amy
Got to be Kate Hudson, right? No, no. Katherine Elizabeth. Is it Jennifer Hudson? Is it?
- [51:20]
Bobby Bones
Do you want to guess? Three seconds.
- [51:22]
Amy
Shoot. Give me a hint.
- [51:23]
Bobby Bones
Singer.
- [51:27]
Amy
Katherine Elizabeth Hudson. Oh, is that Katy Perry?
- [51:29]
Bobby Bones
Answer.
- [51:30]
Amy
Oh, my gosh. Katy Perry.
- [51:32]
Bobby Bones
Correct. One point.
- [51:33]
Amy
Oh, wow.
- [51:34]
Bobby Bones
Amy, good job. Lunchbox. Yep. Thomas Maer iv. Thomas Mather. M A p o T H e R. Thomas Maer iv. Thomas Mapifer iv. Map Thomas to hang out. That's tough, man. For two points, you want the clue? I'm gonna have to go clue because I don't know what mapifer means. What's the last name? Doesn't really mean anything. The clue is action movie star Give me Jason Statham. No. Tom Cruise. Whoa. That's his name. Eddie, come on. Robin Fenty. Like Fentanyl. I don't know. I don't know what that last name means. It doesn't mean anything, Eddie, because it's the last name. It's the last name. Yeah. Give me the hit billionaire artist. Oh, Banksy. Oh, why would you jump so quick? What other artist do I know that's a billionaire? First of all, we don't officially know who Banksy is. Is.
- [52:54]
Amy
Oh, also, it's in the name.
- [52:56]
Bobby Bones
Robin Fenty is Rihanna. Oh.
- [52:58]
Amy
Her makeup line is Fenty.
- [53:00]
Bobby Bones
I was thinking like a painter artist, but. Okay, one more round. Mike, what's the score? Amy and 81 lunchbox hero. Okay, Amy, over to you. Richard Starkey.
- [53:14]
Amy
What?
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Bobby Bones
Richard Starkey.
- [53:16]
Amy
Richard Dick. Richard. Richard. Richard Stark. Stark.
- [53:22]
Bobby Bones
It's their stage name. We're looking for their real name. Richard Starkey.
- [53:26]
Amy
I need a hint.
- [53:27]
Bobby Bones
Drummer and a legendary band.
- [53:31]
Amy
Drummer in a legendary band. Okay. Tommy Lee.
- [53:36]
Bobby Bones
Ringo Starr. Oh, Amy with one. Retires with one Stark lunchbox. Over to you. Yeah, yeah. Eric. Marlon Bishop. Eric Marlin Bishop. Eric Marlin Bishop, man. Marlon Wayne Wayans. Whatever. They're Wayans, brother. Well, he didn't want a clue. He can't have one clue. Yeah, he could. He could tie it and then go to sudden death. No, because Eddie. If Eddie gets it, then he'd win. I wanted to put the pressure. The answer is Jamie Foxx, man. Eddie, what was the clue? The clue was multi talented actor that started a famous biopic. I wouldn't have got it. Eddie for the win. Come on. On. Nicholas Kim. Copa. Oh. Oh. That's only one person I can think of right there. All you need is one point. And he is. And he is the nephew of Francis Ford Copa, the director. So give me Nicholas Cage. That's correct. Wow. Yes, for you. Since you won. Karen Elaine Johnson won an Oscar for best supporting Actor. That's tough. It's Whoopi Goldberg. Oh, was never gonna get that. Demetria Jean Guines. Who? Yeah, Demetria Jean Guines. Married three times. One marriage with a musician. Two with two famous actors. Celine Dion. Demi Moore. Oh, one last one. Gordon Sumner. Hint. Goes by one name. Bono. Sting. Oh, no. Paul David Houston. That's Bono. Bono. There it is. Bobby Bone Show. This story comes to us from erling, Iowa. A 34 year old man got a business credit card, you know, from his work. And he's like, oh, man, I'm at the store. There's some Pokemon cards. Let me Buy some of those. Then he made a fake receipt saying it was work expenses. He's like, that was easy. He ended up spending $140,000 on Pokemon cards. Oh, my gosh. And then just like. Right. Expensed it off, made it seem like it was work stuff. You don't think they're going to check that for 140,000, like, for $63? They may let that one slide. What's funny, too. Because Pokemon cards, right? Like, people do this, like, at, you know, one of those bad clubs, you know?
- [56:21]
Amy
Oh, oh. My friend's husband works with a guy that just got busted for doing it with Doordash a lot.
- [56:26]
Bobby Bones
Oh, he's saying strip club, you're saying.
- [56:27]
Amy
No, I'm just. Yeah, I was saying something more. Okay. People maybe do shirt clubs. But yeah, Doordash. He was like, Uber eats Doordash. Like, food for his whole family, but just, like, putting it on the.
- [56:39]
Bobby Bones
Oh. Oh, man. That's crazy to think. You're not going to be caught after doing.
- [56:43]
Amy
Right.
- [56:44]
Bobby Bones
$100,000 plus. Okay.
- [56:45]
Amy
That's crazy.
- [56:46]
Bobby Bones
So he's going to prison for four months. Hopefully. He's a model citizen.
- [56:49]
Amy
He can get four months.
- [56:51]
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that does seem a bit dramatic, but drastic. But, yeah. I mean, it's wire fraud. Yeah. It's Pokemon, though. I think that's count, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day, Amy. $100. If you could tell me who the head football coach at Kentucky is, I. I can.
- [57:10]
Amy
I'm. Okay.
- [57:11]
Bobby Bones
$100. Amy, it's money. Come on.
- [57:13]
Amy
I. Okay, then I guess I'll just say Tom Johnson.
- [57:18]
Bobby Bones
Wow. Wow. She got it. Nah, his name is Mark Stoops. I mean, familiar.
- [57:25]
Amy
Nope.
- [57:26]
Bobby Bones
I was talking to him about fighting. And, like, they start fighting, all the teams start fighting with each other as camp is getting near the end because you just been practicing against each other. And then I also talked a little bit about back in the day when I used to play high school football, and he was talking about some of the stuff that we used to do back then that they can't do anymore. So here's a clip of coach mark stoops on 25 whistles. Right towards the end of camp, we had one of those hot days and guys were just on each other's nerves, and we had a big fight right at the end of practice, and it kind of pissed me off. Blew the whistle and teed it up and started practice completely over again. We went right to Stretch Lanes. Then we went to individual added another special teams period and was going through practice and then time ran out. You know, I have some rules and regulations that I have to stand by. So I went as long as I could. Then I wrapped it up. Up. So I went as long as I could with a new practice. So, you know, we have to be more disciplined. You know, fights are going to happen in camp, but the way this one, you know, happened, I just kind of had enough and wanted to kind of set down the law for them. That's old school. Like, that's like, again, I only played like high school football. So, like back in the day, we didn't even get water if we weren't good and. But we would finish. We would come back from an away game and if we played terrible, like, we'd have to get out and run sprints at night. They turn the lights on. Do you do anything like that? If it's like a bad game, do you ever show back up and like, all right, boys, into film or let's run sprints? I'd like to a couple times, but I haven't done that one. But I think we needed to a few times. I might have to incorporate that if we have a bad game this year. We used to, like, do Oklahoma drill pre game as well. That's the stupidest thing we could have ever done, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's not very smart. Yeah, you're probably going to do enough hitting in that game. So I think that's probably enough. They've outlawed that. That drill. We can't even do that drill anymore. In college football. The gasser still exist. Or maybe that term isn't used anymore or. Or bull in the ring. Two of the old school things. Yeah, I mean, gassers. You know, I think there's different forms of gassers. They still exist, you know, in the summer 110. Certainly jump on the back of our players, that's for sure. And we have a beautiful hill right outside my office here on the practice field that we do some hills, things of that nature. But bull in the ring. No more of that as well. I mean, they kind of outlawed some of the things that was direct contact and hitting head to head with players. So football is a violent sport. You're going to have enough of those type of contacts and. And hits as well. So we try to limit those as much as possible. Right. You can hear that whole interview. Go check out 25 whistles. It is our football podcast. Coach Mark Stoops is on there. Do you know who his brother is Amy.
- [60:01]
Amy
Mark and Mike Stoops.
- [60:05]
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's one of them, oddly. But that wasn't who I was thinking about. Wow, that's pretty good.
- [60:08]
Amy
Yeah.
- [60:09]
Bobby Bones
Mike is on a stage staff. Bob Stoops was the head coach at Oklahoma.
- [60:12]
Amy
Okay.
- [60:12]
Bobby Bones
Wow.
- [60:12]
Amy
I just saw his parents. You know, sometimes parents go for like all the same initials.
- [60:17]
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. With those two. They did with two.
- [60:19]
Amy
I know. But then Bob.
- [60:20]
Bobby Bones
I mean, and then also not only that, tomorrow Zach Top will be on the show and he'll be performing in studio. You guys have a great rest of the day. We'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody. Yeah. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This episode of the Bobby Bones show is brought to you by Chase Sapphire Reserve. Traveling is one of life's greatest joys. Honestly, can anything be more exhilarating? Yeah, it can. With Chase Sapphire Reserve Curve, it's your getaway to the world's most captivating destinations. First, you'll earn eight times points on all purchases through Chase Travel. And the card gets you into the Sapphire Lounge by the club at select airports nationwide and access to one of a kind experiences. Whether you are booking a once in a lifetime trip or your next weekend escape, discover more with Chase sapphire reserve@chase.com Sapphire Reserve cards issued by JP Morgan Chase Bank NA member FDIC subject to credit approval terms apply. I'm NOAH and I'm 13. And I started this podcast because honestly, adults don't ask the right questions. Now you know what? Noah de Barrasso is a show about influence. Who's got it, how they use it, and what it means for the rest of you. It's not the news, it's what the news should be if someone Gen Z or Gen Alpha made it. Politics is wild and I'm definitely not here to tame it, but I'm here to make sense of it. Listen to now youw Know with Noah de Barrasso on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Black Business Month and black tech green money is tapping in. I'm Will Lucas, spotlighting black founders, investors and innovators building the future one idea at a time. Let's talk legacy tech and generational wealth.
- [62:17]
Amy
I had the skill and I had the talent. I didn't have the opportunity.
- [62:22]
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we all know, right?
- [62:24]
Amy
Genius is evenly distributed. Opportunity is not not to hear this.
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Bobby Bones
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- [63:06]
Amy
Have you ever wished for a change but weren't sure how to make it?
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Bobby Bones
Maybe you felt stuck in a job.
- [63:11]
Amy
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Bobby Bones
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Amy
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Bobby Bones
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Amy
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Bobby Bones
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Amy
She Pivots now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Bobby Bones
This is an I Heart podcast.