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Eddie
Come on, Bobby.
Amy
Transmitting across America.
Eddie
Welcome to Thursday's show Morning Studio.
Amy
Morning, Bones.
Eddie
So they say yawning is good for you and your brain. Brain scans reveal that yawning activates your brain. You know, forever it's been. There's been a lack of understanding on yawning because you do it when you're waking up. You also do it when you're getting sleepy, right? Sometimes you do it when someone else does it, so it feels somewhat contagious. And I've read so many stories about how they don't fully understand the complexity of a yawn because again, it almost feels like aloha.
Amy
Aloha.
Eddie
What do you mean? When you go to Hawaii, they say it hello and goodbye. You say you yawn in the morning and go to sleep. Oh, it's the aloha of body movements, isn't it?
Amy
Just to get oxygen to our brains.
Eddie
Well, I'm glad you asked. The quick hit of oxygen is good for refocusing and staying alert. Medical experts say don't do it, guys, because it's too early. Do not do it. What I'm about to say, don't do it. Medical experts say should yawn as often as possible in the morning at work and before a big test. And yawn even if you don't need to. Amy. I said don't do Amy.
Morgan
Was that real or did you know
Amy
I have fake it?
Eddie
If that was real, you won't be put on the wheel punishment.
Amy
It was real. I have to yawn.
Morgan
It was real
Amy
real.
Morgan
Because, like, you can't make yourself yawn a real yawn. Right?
Eddie
But no, but you can do a fake yawn into a real yawn.
Morgan
Yeah.
Eddie
So just. Okay, fine. Don't do. It's just gonna make.
Amy
Why are you saying don't do it?
Eddie
Because our listeners are all listening, and they're all gonna start yawning and start crashing their cars. It's gonna be our fault. There's like a 30 car pile up in Minneapolis.
Morgan
That's a good point.
Eddie
Because next thing you know, boom.
Lunchbox
Or is it gonna refresh their brain?
Amy
Now I feel like you said, never hold back a yawn, and now I feel like I have to yawn again, but I'm trying to hold it back.
Lunchbox
Don't do it.
Eddie
Okay, everybody, you can do it.
Morgan
You ready?
Eddie
Just fake. Just kind of start a fake yawn and have it turn into a real one. Go see how it does 30 turn into a real one?
Morgan
A little bit.
Lunchbox
It does.
Morgan
Yeah, a little bit.
Eddie
So that's for Amy.
Amy
Tell me why I can't hold it back.
Eddie
That's from self. But yawning is good for you. But they do say if you hold back a yawn, like, if you do really have to yawn, like, the muscles in your jaws, like, they could cramp up really bad. Oh, and also, I get cramped. My. Do you ever get cramps in your neck?
Amy
Oh, yeah. When I have to think about finances.
Eddie
Oh, yours comes from, like, thinking?
Amy
Yes.
Eddie
Wow.
Amy
It's a lump that takes over my whole trachea. I get. I've gotten better at it. It used to be worse. And then water starts to fill my eyes.
Morgan
You start crying.
Eddie
That's just called being sad.
Amy
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's not.
Eddie
You need money. I've got some money.
Morgan
Bucks.
Eddie
I got, like, 11 over here.
Amy
No, it's not about not being okay. It's about the thought of having to, like, manage induces a stress upon me that is like a fear of. That's why in my marriage, like, I wasn't really involved in my finances because I didn't want to be. Like, ever since I was young, I was like, I. I don't want to do that. Which I have gotten much better. Like, it's so much better. Especially since I got divorced and I had no choice but to empower myself by taking control of my finances. But Every once in a while. It'll still do it if something particularly stressful around money kind of comes up. But it's not that I'm not okay. It's just that I fear that I'm capable. And then I prove to myself I can do it and the knot goes away.
Eddie
That's pretty crazy. Good for you. One, I have watched you study and learn and empower yourself, and that's pretty cool.
Bobby Bones
Thanks.
Eddie
Two, mine happens versus dehydration. My story sucks your neck. Yeah, I'll get like, a cramp, right? Like where my neck goes into my chin like that. Weird. What is this called? Like, top and neck? Bottom of chin.
Morgan
I mean, below your chin.
Eddie
Thyroid, kind of a little above it,
Amy
like where the tonsils are. Oh, what are these? We do have limps here, but are
Eddie
you asking lymph nodes?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Yeah. I call them lymphs for sure.
Eddie
The next story that I have is we have been told when you flush the toilet to always put your toilet lid down because germs scatter about. Because.
Amy
Because the toilet is being flushed and it moves particles into the air.
Eddie
Yeah. Like there's just a whoosh. The water spins. Even just because we can't see them doesn't mean there aren't particles all over things. Your toothbrush, everything. So this is from the American Journal of Infection Control, which I read daily, guys. I recommend it. We've been told that closing the lid before flushing the toilet releases toilet plume, which sprays nasty stuff all around the bathroom. And new research reveals it doesn't really matter that much if your seats up or down when you flush. Avoid testing surfaces, even right next to the toilet, they find it makes no difference because it still comes up viral contamination. So basically what this is is saying, for example, your toothbrush is mostly what I think of. Just make sure it's covered. Covered if it's near anywhere near your toilet, regardless, because it doesn't shut down all plume.
Morgan
I put something on. Plume is such a nasty word.
Eddie
But, like, it's just plume fills with nasty. Yeah. To me, it feels like a mask.
Morgan
I like plums in this context. Yes. The plume from the toile.
Eddie
So gross.
Morgan
It's like a bomb.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
So like, it's also like a bomb. Yeah. I'm saying. What were you saying? What was the question you were asking?
Morgan
No. So, like, what, Put, like, a washcloth over or like, something.
Amy
Yeah. Or put it in a drawer or the cabinet.
Eddie
Yeah. Or I have, like, a case. I keep mine in, like, a small one.
Morgan
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Eddie
That way when I travel to. I just grab it. Plume sounds gross to you? Yeah, I found it to be quite a delightful word for what they were
Morgan
speaking of because you're thinking all like the. The nasty particles. Plume.
Eddie
Yeah. So just make sure your stuff is covered. There you go. Really, really dumb things that we've done. So it's gonna be a safe space here. It's all because of a new story. Guy goes to the hospital and they're like, dude, just go home. And he's like, oh, no. I'm so embarrassed. It's a really embarrassing story for this guy. But we have really embarrassing stories. So that's the next segment. Also, I'll say this tomorrow, if you're in Atlanta or anywhere near Atlanta, we got Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie. They're gonna be down there at the Coca Cola roxy with our 94.9 the Bulls green solo cup show. Megan, Patrick, Corey Kent, they're going to play. Dustin lynch is going to do a DJ set. 94. 9 the bull.com if you want to get tickets. And they cannot wait to go and drink.
Morgan
Oh, yeah. Buy Amy and Martinez.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
Lychee.
Eddie
Bring Leachy. Bring Leachy, man.
Lunchbox
People are going to see us on the road and think we're a band because we're in a bus.
Morgan
I don't think so.
Lunchbox
I know, but they're going to think, oh, who is that? What is that group? Or is that Jason Aldean? Or is that. You know, they're going to wonder.
Morgan
Yeah. Then they're going to see you be like, okay, it's not Jason.
Lunchbox
No. But they're not going to know because we're going to be driving down the highway and everybody's going to be going, man, is that Keith Urban, Carrie Underwood.
Eddie
But he's never been on a tour bus. And it is cool.
Lunchbox
Like, if we pull. I want. I do want the bus to stop at different locations. Like a gas station.
Eddie
You don't because you just want to get there.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. Because I want to get off. And people be like, oh, but they're
Morgan
going to be disappointed when they see you.
Eddie
But when a bus. When a bus stops, they don't stop at the normal gas pumps. They have to go back to the back. Like Wheelers are.
Lunchbox
I don't even want him to get cats. I wanted to so I can go in and get snacks.
Eddie
So you just want to go and grab some Red Hots so people can see you.
Radhi Devlukia
Yes.
Lunchbox
Getting off the tour bus.
Eddie
Well, they're gonna go to Atlanta tomorrow night. Coca Cola Roxy. I hope you guys come 949 the bull with that. I'm gonna read you a story of this guy probably being an idiot. And then if you have a story of you being an idiot, share. I didn't tell you guys ahead of time, but if one comes to mind, One comes to mind for me, big time. This guy's 42. He wakes up and he rushes himself to the hospital because his skin is blue. And he's. It's a. It's a medical emergency. And so he went to the doctor, and so they took him immediately in because they don't know, because sometimes when you're blue, it's because you're not breathing. When I did baby CPR class, yeah, they were like, baby's blue. It's because they're not breathing. So they go in, they start doing all these tests on him. It turns out it was dye from his new navy bed sheets. Oh, that's.
Morgan
So, yeah.
Eddie
Doctors realized what had happened after they had started running tests, but they had an alcohol wipe, and so they wiped part of them, and the blue came off, and they were like, sir, you're breathing okay. Is anything blue around you? And he was like, oh, my bed sheets from the New York Post. So that's funny. And I kind of get it. I can just remember once, it was probably 11:30 at night. I just could not get my car to start. I don't know anything about cars. Could not get my car to start. And I was in a parking lot, and so I called whatever. I don't think it was aaa, it was just some number to come help me. And the guy gets in and he goes, oh, I gotcha. Comes right on. I was like, what happened? He goes, your car was in drive. You couldn't start it because it wasn't park. I don't know that I've ever felt stupider or more stupid. But nothing was wrong with the car. I just was trying to start it while it was in drive. I don't know how I got there. I felt so stupid. I just wanted the guy to leave. I was like, here's some money. Just go. Don't tell anybody about this. Anybody else have one?
Lunchbox
If so, yeah, I got one.
Eddie
Okay.
Lunchbox
My sister was coming to visit, and I was cleaning the bathroom, and I was doing the bathtub, and I could not get the water to drain. I was like, oh, there's a clog. I don't know what's wrong with it. And I called the plumber, and he came out and just hit the little lever, and it all Drained out. I'd have a stand up shower that I'd been using for years that I hadn't used a bathtub. So the little drain thing was up, and all you do is hit it down.
Eddie
Oh, you mean that knob on top of that?
Amy
Oh, that's what opens and closes the drain.
Eddie
The general one you pull?
Lunchbox
Yes. And I just had. No, I could not figure it out. And I was just like, oh, my gosh. I'd never use this tub. It's clogged. Oh, my gosh. Got to get a plumber. $150 later, he just.
Eddie
Oh, man, I'd love to laugh, but I couldn't get my car started. Like, that's. That's dumb. Mine's dumb. This guy's is dumb. Anybody else?
Lunchbox
I got one.
Morgan
Okay, double up.
Lunchbox
About six months ago, my wife's car was. I was like, man, something's wrong. And I take it to the dealership and I'm like, hey, there is something going on. The speaker's blown or there's some rattling going on over here. And it was because she had a bottle of hand sanitizer right by the speaker.
Morgan
It was shaking, and it was shaking. It.
Eddie
You know what? This is a safe place.
Morgan
Yeah, you're all right.
Eddie
It's a safe place.
Lunchbox
Thank you, guys.
Eddie
Anybody else?
Lunchbox
I have one.
Eddie
Okay, Morgan.
Amy
So the cruise brought up this memory for me. When I went on vacation with my parents. We had gotten off on one of the ports, and as we got off, there was a bunch of guys kind of standing there and they were handing out these little cards, and it's like, free shots. Stop by before you get back on the cruise. Mind you, I'm terrified of needles. Terrified. So I look at my parents. I have tears in my eyes. I'm like, why do I have to get a free shot? Why are they making me get shots? I don't want to get a shot. And I start panicking. Full mode. And my parents had to, like, sit me down.
Eddie
Like, Morgan, it's free alcohol, not a needle shot.
Lunchbox
Oh, I thought Morgan was going to say when she was on the cruise ship and she left the camera in her computer.
Eddie
See?
Morgan
Oh, boy.
Eddie
This is a safe place. How old were you, though?
Amy
I was like a freshman in high school. And I knew what shots were, but for some reason it was not. I. I thought we got off on an island. It meant I had to get needles in my arm.
Eddie
We're gonna let that one pass. It's not near as done with my car. One or lunchbox is a Bathtub one. Because you were.
Amy
That's like a real fear.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's like a. Yeah, that's a real fear.
Eddie
Yeah. Anybody else? Last time.
Amy
Y' all are making me feel great.
Lunchbox
You guys have never done anything.
Amy
I mean, of course I've done something dumb.
Morgan
So. When I was in college, like, it was really the first time I'd left home. I was getting gas. I was with girlfriend. Well, she's my wife at the time, but. Oh, she's my wife now.
Eddie
Yeah. So.
Morgan
So I go out to go pay for gas, and as I'm pumping in the car, like, pumping gas in my truck, and I get back, and this guy stops me, and he's like, hey, man, my truck broke down, like, a couple miles down the road. Like, you got a couple dollars so I can get some gas? And, like, no. No, I don't. He's like, come on, man, don't be like that. He's kind of pressuring me. So I went back inside the. The convenience store, paid, whatever. When I go back out, I put my keys in the truck, and it won't start. And the dude's, like, kind of laughing at me. So I'm like, hey, man, what you doing to my car? Did you steal gas? I was so mad. I really thought that he had taken gas while I was. I was out in the car in the convenience store, and he somehow stole gas, so I pushed him. I was like, you stole gas from me? And then at that point, my wife, my girlfriend, she's like, hey, I have the car keys. You're using the wrong car keys in the truck.
Amy
Oh, my gosh.
Morgan
So embarrassed.
Eddie
And you almost died.
Morgan
I was. This guy was gonna kill me.
Eddie
That's funny.
Radhi Devlukia
Yeah.
Morgan
So then I got the real key, put in the truck, and took off.
Eddie
Nothing.
Amy
Anger.
Radhi Devlukia
Amy.
Amy
I thought it was supposed to be recent.
Eddie
Not even in the past 24 hours.
Amy
Oh, I honestly thought it was supposed to be recent.
Eddie
It can be anything.
Amy
I mean, where do we start?
Morgan
Well, then, let her rip.
Eddie
Okay, one that comes to mind at
Amy
the time I left my car running for two hours while I got my hair done.
Eddie
That's the one that was gonna come to mind.
Amy
AI O. Parking garage.
Eddie
Amy left a car running for two hours in a parking garage while she. And then she came back and her car was running, and she was confused.
Amy
The time that I left my phone at the Gap in Austin, but was flying home to North Carolina and realized that I left my phone at the Gap in Austin at the mall, while I was at the Florida airport on my layover. So I stopped to use a pay phone to call to figure out where my phone was. And then I left my wallet at the pay phone and boarded my flight.
Lunchbox
And then they called me from the
Eddie
phone, by the way, at Gap.
Amy
Yes, because that was before we had to lock our phones with a passcode. And so they called Bobby. Then I realized, okay, Bobby has my phone, but I land in North Carolina and I'm like, shoot, where's my wallet? I was like, oh my gosh. I left it at the pay phone in Florida. And then somehow I got my phone and my wallet back from that journey living, right?
Eddie
What they say?
Amy
That's what they say. Yeah.
Eddie
Thanks, everybody for being vulnerable.
Morgan
Amy, you should have gone first.
Amy
Yeah, I mean, I have.
Eddie
Well, she thought it made last.
Amy
I really, I really thought it had to be recent. And I was like, I've been on a roll this month, Bones.
Bobby Bones
Support for the show comes from Public, the investing platform for those who take it seriously. On Public, you can build a multi asset portfolio of stocks, bonds, options, crypto and now generated assets which allow you to turn any idea into an investable index. With AI. It all starts with your prompt. From renewable energy companies with high free cash flow to semiconductor suppliers growing revenue over 20% year over year, you can literally type any prompt and put the AI to work. It screens thousands of stocks, builds a one of a kind index and lets you back test it against the S&P 500. Then you can invest in a few clicks. Generated assets are like ETFs with infinite possibilities, completely customizable and based on your thesis, not someone else's. Go to public.com podcast and earn an uncapped 1% bonus when you transfer your portfolio. That's public.com podcast paid for by Public Investing Brokerage Services by Open to the Public Investing Inc. Member FINRA and SIPC Advisory services by Public Advisors llc, SEC Registered Advisor. Generated Assets is an interactive analysis tool. Output is for informational purposes only and is not an investment recommendation or advice. Complete disclosures available@public.com disclosures let's talk about modern home shopping.
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Bobby Bones
Let them work and rework. Let them animate. A dinosaur?
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Eddie
A hamster in a jetpack.
Amy
Fun.
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Eddie
Good boy.
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Morgan
Lenovo
Amy
Wasn't that delicious?
Radhi Devlukia
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Eddie
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Amy
I got it. No, I got it.
Eddie
Seriously, I insist.
Amy
I insisted first. Don't be silly. You don't be silly.
Morgan
People with the Wells Fargo Active Cash credit card prefer to pay because they earn unlimited 2% cash rewards on purchases. Okay.
Amy
Rock, paper, scissors for it. Rock, paper, scissors.
Eddie
Shoot.
Morgan
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Eddie
Okay, so if I said, what does whiskey make his baby feel? And Luke Bryan's reign is a good thing?
Lunchbox
Frisky.
Eddie
Frisky. Whiskey makes my baby feel frisky. Got it.
Morgan
All right, here we go.
Eddie
We're gonna do five of these. Write your answers down. It is not elimination. Let's see who has the most points. What does Dolly pour a cup of in this song? Nine to five.
Amy
I'm in.
Morgan
I'm in.
Eddie
And then I'll attempt it. We can't play the clip because we'll go to podcast jail. You gonna sing it, so I'll try to.
Lunchbox
Yeah, sing it for me.
Eddie
Not now.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Eddie
But what does Dolly pour a cup of in the song? Nine to five?
Amy
I do this.
Lunchbox
I pour a cup of.
Eddie
Five seconds.
Lunchbox
Right. I'll write that down in. Yeah, I'm in.
Eddie
What do you got, T, Amy?
Amy
Ambition, Eddie.
Morgan
Ambition.
Eddie
Yeah. Tumble out of bed in a stumble in the kitchen. Pour myself a cup of ambition. Ambition.
Amy
Nailed it.
Eddie
Good job.
Lunchbox
That wasn't easy.
Eddie
What is Billy Currington munching on whenever she pulls up in good directions in the song? Good directions. What is Billy Currington munching on whenever she pulls up?
Morgan
I think I'm in.
Eddie
This is a good one. That's a good question. Good job, Mike.
Lunchbox
Holy crap.
Morgan
Are you singing it, Amy?
Amy
Yes. Yes, I am.
Eddie
Shout out Mike for making the game, by the way.
Morgan
Good job, Mike.
Eddie
Thank you.
Amy
Wait, say it again. He's munching on.
Eddie
I said, shout out Mike for making the game because he does a good job.
Amy
Not that part. Good job, Mike. But what's he munching on?
Eddie
What is Billy Currington munching on when she pulls up in the song? Good directions.
Radhi Devlukia
For the win.
Amy
Munching, munching. What's he munching on?
Eddie
I know.
Radhi Devlukia
Turn.
Amy
He's not much younger.
Radhi Devlukia
Greens.
Amy
No way, dude.
Eddie
All right, dude, what do you have?
Amy
Turnip greens.
Eddie
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Collard greens.
Eddie
Even more wrong, Eddie.
Morgan
I think it's a pork rind.
Eddie
I was sitting there selling turnips on a flatbed truck, crunching on pork rind when she pulled up. It is Amy.
Lunchbox
We were on the same wavelength.
Morgan
How proud are you, Amy?
Amy
I'm not. I'm devastated.
Eddie
Next up, what are the dance moves described in Brooks and Dunn's Boot scoot and boogie?
Morgan
I'm sorry.
Eddie
Huh?
Radhi Devlukia
Say what?
Morgan
What do you mean?
Eddie
What are the dance moves described?
Amy
Oh, I'm in.
Eddie
In Brooks and Duns. Boot scooting boogie.
Lunchbox
I'm in for the win.
Morgan
Both men. Okay, I think I'm in.
Eddie
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
I'm on the board. Heel, toe, dosy do, Amy.
Amy
Heel, toe, dosy do, Eddie.
Morgan
Okay, that's what I thought. Heel, toe, dosi do.
Eddie
Correct do, si do. Come on, baby, let's go. Boot scoop. Good job.
Lunchbox
Bam.
Eddie
Next one up. What two foods represent where Alan Jackson comes from in the 2000 song where I come from, I'm in. Dang with authority. What? What two foods represent where Alan Jackson comes from in the 2000 song where I come from, I come from.
Morgan
I'm in.
Eddie
Eddie. Three, Amy, Two. Lunchbox. One.
Lunchbox
Where I come from. All right, I'm in for the win.
Eddie
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Lemonade and whiskey.
Eddie
How'd you get that?
Lunchbox
Wow, dude, I just rhymed it.
Eddie
That doesn't. It doesn't rhyme.
Morgan
It didn't rhyme anything.
Eddie
What rhyme do you in that where I come from?
Lunchbox
Lemonade and whiskey.
Eddie
Where's the rhyme?
Lunchbox
I don't know. When I say it in my head, it rhymes.
Eddie
Amy.
Amy
Cornbread and chicken, Eddie.
Morgan
Cornbread and chicken.
Eddie
Yeah. Where I come from, it's cornbread and chicken. Here's the rhyme. Lunchbox. Where I come from? A lot of front porch sitting.
Morgan
Chicken sitting.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Eddie
Eddie's up one. Amy, you gotta get this. And I got a miracle and no.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
If I get 10 points, lunchbox just gets to play.
Morgan
Okay.
Eddie
In the song Living by Dirks Bentley, what time does he wake up in the morning in order to walk out and see the sun?
Lunchbox
I don't think I've ever heard that song.
Morgan
What?
Lunchbox
What is that song? When I'm living.
Eddie
Nope.
Lunchbox
Living.
Radhi Devlukia
What?
Amy
But the thing is, that's not a part of the course, so I know.
Lunchbox
Living.
Morgan
Can you repeat the question?
Eddie
Just living in. Living by Dirk Bentley. What time does he wake up in the morning to walk out and see the rising sun? Living.
Lunchbox
So it's not live in. So I got to rhyme.
Radhi Devlukia
Living.
Lunchbox
Living.
Morgan
Is it. Is it time? Daylight savings time.
Eddie
That would be timely.
Lunchbox
And for the win. Pin drop
Morgan
Just doesn't sound right, but I'm in.
Amy
I'm in.
Eddie
Amy, how you feeling?
Amy
Not great.
Eddie
No. What do you have?
Amy
5.
Eddie
No, 30. No. 5.
Amy
45.
Lunchbox
25.
Eddie
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Yeah. When I'm living, I gotta get up at 6 in the morning.
Eddie
Do the rhyme for us again.
Lunchbox
When I'm living, I get up at 6 in the morning.
Eddie
Not really around me.
Lunchbox
What do you mean it doesn't run? I don't.
Eddie
Two words that end with ing Eddie.
Morgan
I, too, put 5:00am Dang it. What is it?
Lunchbox
Six.
Eddie
It is 6:01.
Lunchbox
No way.
Morgan
Oh, the rising sun. Sun. That's the rhyme.
Lunchbox
601. I was so close.
Amy
601 and the rising sun.
Eddie
For those on the podcast that couldn't hear the music because we go to jail, it goes like this. This morning I got up at 6:01. I walked out and saw the rising sun, and he hit me like it's whiskey.
Morgan
Dang.
Eddie
Our winner is.
Morgan
Oh, just like that.
Eddie
Just like, just like that. Just like that.
Lunchbox
Eddie.
Morgan
Yeah, Bones, wake up.
Eddie
You wake up in the morning, and you turn the radio on, and the dial just keeps on turning. This week's next bit. And Bobby's on the mic.
Amy
So you know what this is?
Eddie
We have 90 seconds to get as many of Amy's corny jokes right as possible. It's the investigative Corny. It's Eddie Lunchbox and myself. You guys ready?
Morgan
Ready.
Eddie
All right, here we go. Hit it. The morning Corny.
Amy
What bird is always out of breath?
Morgan
Hummingbird. Cuckoo. Sparrow.
Eddie
Gasp.
Morgan
Cardinal Osprey.
Eddie
What about fatigue?
Lunchbox
Tired.
Morgan
Out of breath. Tired. Yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox
Mockingbird.
Eddie
Huff.
Lunchbox
Huffing bird.
Eddie
Huff. And puff.
Lunchbox
What kind of bird? A blue jay. Cardinal crow.
Morgan
Yeah.
Amy
Okay. What bird is always out of breath?
Morgan
Yeah, Yeah. I can't get that. Is there a lungs?
Eddie
Is there a bird called a puffy muffin?
Morgan
Is there a puffy.
Lunchbox
Puffy bird?
Eddie
Puffin.
Amy
A puffin.
Eddie
Oh, my God.
Morgan
Good job, dude.
Eddie
You know I know that. Iceland.
Amy
Yes. You go see the puffins. Where does the librarian sleep?
Morgan
Bookshelf.
Eddie
In the Dewey decimal bed. Microfish with Dewey.
Lunchbox
In the bed? No, in the pages.
Eddie
Where does a librarian sleep?
Morgan
And the covers.
Lunchbox
That's it.
Radhi Devlukia
That's it.
Amy
What's a plumber's favorite constellation?
Eddie
Crack. Oh.
Lunchbox
Orion's correct.
Eddie
Flush. Big Dipper.
Radhi Devlukia
Pipe.
Eddie
The Dip. The Big. The Big Dipper. The Big.
Morgan
What's the Big Dipper?
Eddie
I don't know. The Big Big. The Little Plunger. The Little Plunger.
Morgan
Floater. I missed the floater in the toilet.
Eddie
It's not the Big Dipper.
Lunchbox
Big Plunger.
Bobby Bones
Big Plunger.
Morgan
No.
Amy
What's the Plumbers? It's like a play on the.
Eddie
I know, but what is it?
Amy
The Big Dripper.
Morgan
That's stupid.
Amy
You would get that. You would get that.
Morgan
No, no, no, no.
Amy
What y' all have gotten.
Eddie
We'll give you respect when we're like, that was a good one, that one.
Amy
If I would have just casually been
Eddie
like, oh, I do it casual. What's Up.
Amy
Amy, what's a plumber's favorite constellation?
Eddie
I don't know anything other than the Big Dipper, stupid. What do you get?
Bobby Bones
What's going on?
Amy
The Big Dripper. It's not a bed.
Eddie
The plumber could be a drip. I know.
Amy
I guarantee you there are plumbers listening right now. And they're like, that's a good one.
Morgan
I bet you they're not.
Eddie
I bet you not a single one. But we're just upset. We only got two. Two bones. We almost watched the dinosaur documentary on Netflix.
Amy
It's, like, at number one.
Eddie
I know. Morgan, did you watch it?
Amy
I started to, and then, like, the first five minutes made me start crying because there was a lot of things happening that were sad.
Morgan
Like, what?
Eddie
But you know, it's not real footage.
Amy
I know it's not real, but I felt like they were real.
Morgan
It buys the story real.
Lunchbox
Yeah, It's Morgan Freeman doing, like, a history of dinosaurs.
Amy
It's a documentary, right? Yes, but also.
Eddie
But also it's, like, based on science's best guesses, so. So, yes, they don't. They're not, like, interviewing old dinosaurs. Like, yeah, it's true.
Bobby Bones
You'll never believe.
Eddie
Stegosaurus. Heck of a guy. I just like you guys. I'd seen so many great things about it that I was going to start it, but then I didn't know if it felt like a Disney movie. I didn't know.
Amy
It doesn't feel like a Disney movie. It does feel very real. The dinosaurs that they created, it feels like they're shooting real dinosaurs. Kind of like Jurassic park, the newer ones. You mean filming or shooting?
Eddie
Filming, Filming.
Amy
Okay.
Eddie
Elmer Fudd shows up with a musket.
Amy
So it's good.
Radhi Devlukia
Like, the.
Amy
As far as the cinematography is really good.
Eddie
But is this a cinematography or is it AI?
Morgan
It's gotta be AI.
Amy
It's like. What do they call it? Cgi?
Morgan
That's it.
Eddie
That's it. To me. Letters, you know, to me it's all the same.
Morgan
But they're not like, shoot. They're not filming dinosaurs.
Eddie
But it's not cartoons either. No. Have you watched it? Yeah, I watched the first episode. It's good. That's weird that it can be good. If I'm being honest with you guys, not that I'm a hater at all. I don't know how that can be good. I have.
Amy
When I saw that that was the number one, I was like, next, Animal
Eddie
Planet back in the day.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's just like that.
Amy
No, but Animal Planet, those are animals. Are real being filmed.
Lunchbox
Imagine Morgan Freeman talking.
Eddie
And like, he does penguins.
Lunchbox
Right.
Eddie
Doesn't he do penguins, Mark? To the penguins.
Amy
But the penguins are actually.
Eddie
I just want to see how this can be good. I'm not saying it's not good. Now I have to watch it. But you liked it. I like the first episode, but is there a cliffhanger at the end? The stegosaurus and bronzeaus getting a fight? You're like, well, they live. Something's gonna take them out. Yeah. And it just is like, tune in next episode for another dinosaur.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Because it starts at like the very beginning of the dinosaur's life. Like when the back when the earth was all just one big, like, piece of land. Pangea. And then it's going to go throughout more dinosaurs. And it's good. It's good. And you. You got sad. Yeah.
Amy
It just felt really real to me. I mean, thinking about that time made me sad. So I. I couldn't do it. But it was really informative. I felt like I was learning more about dinosaurs than I ever learned. I saw mixed reviews from paleontologists.
Eddie
Well, that's who I expect to be mixed about it. If it's specifically their deal.
Commercial Announcer
Yeah.
Eddie
What's the rate? Will you look on Rotten Tomatoes? G. No, not what.
Lunchbox
Oh, my God.
Eddie
Like, what's the percentage parental guide? It's gonna be rated R. Rated X.
Amy
I don't know what they're up to.
Eddie
It's a hundred percent. Oh, wow.
Amy
Dang.
Eddie
That's wild.
Morgan
We need to watch that.
Eddie
I'm also gonna say this mid to hot take. Best TV show on TV right now, period. Is paradise.
Radhi Devlukia
So good.
Amy
So good. I'm caught up.
Eddie
I don't.
Morgan
I don't.
Eddie
I don't want to end. I just can't wait for the next one. It's such a great show. And you can start on season one on Hulu or it comes on abc, but you. Not the first episode. It's so good. And they just keep getting better. Would you agree? Yeah. You always worry when they start adding new characters, but they've added so many new characters and they're all good. It, like, makes the hairs in my arms stand up.
Morgan
It's so good.
Eddie
Really, it's the. It's the best show on TV right now. And it's done by a major network, which is so rare that because all they're doing, it's like there's like 42 CSIS right now. It's basically all what's on network television. CSI Rome. CSI Long Island. CSI. So it's great. Lainey Wilson's also in a movie. Remember talking about this? She. She's in. It's a book. Reminders of him. Did you ever read that?
Amy
Yeah. Colleen Hoover.
Eddie
You read it? The book?
Amy
Yes. And what is her role?
Eddie
I'm gonna tell. Hold on. So I have her talking about it.
Amy
Okay.
Eddie
So we talked to Lanny about shooting the movie like last year, and it. Mostly because she did Yellowstone, but we're like, what's the difference in that, In a movie?
Amy
This was my first role where I was actually somebody that was not a musician.
Eddie
Oh, you got to play somebody other than yourself. Yes, Got it.
Amy
That was a big thing.
Eddie
But you didn't play yourself in Yellowstone. It was just a version of yourself. For sure. To be fair. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Amy
But this was like, definitely not, you know, I mean, of course I found like parts of myself in the character in the movie because I think it's important to do that in general, you know, when you're. When you're acting. At least that's. That's what I'm learning right now. I'm brand spanking new at it, but it was fun. I was there. I think we filmed like three or four days.
Eddie
Did you enjoy it more?
Amy
I enjoyed it. I don't know about more. I feel like it was just different.
Eddie
I love you seen it back.
Amy
I have not seen it back. I probably won't see it back till everybody sees it back.
Eddie
So they don't. They don't send it for you to see or anything?
Commercial Announcer
No.
Eddie
It feels like when a songwriter writes a song and they really don't. They don't get to hear it till it's fully cut on an album.
Amy
That's how it feels.
Eddie
That's about what it reminds me of.
Amy
Yeah, we'll see. I think it's going to be good.
Eddie
So. Okay. Micah Monroe, Tyreek Withers and Lani Wilson in her on screen debut. I don't know what her role is.
Amy
She's Amy. That's why I remember. I was gonna say, in my mind, I think her character name is Amy.
Eddie
When I look at the cast, she comes in as the fourth picture, so it's a pretty big one.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
You like the book?
Amy
Yeah. I mean, it's been a minute since I read it, but the premise, I don't think I'm giving anything away.
Eddie
I can read you some of the plot, so you don't.
Amy
I feel like I could get that.
Eddie
I feel like you've done this a lot of times.
Amy
Let's see There we. I'll just say keywords jail.
Eddie
Okay, you said enough.
Morgan
Is that in your description? Nope.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Eddie
Hold on, hold on. After a perfect outing with her boyfriend, Kenna makes an unbearable mistake that sends her to prison for seven years.
Morgan
Oh, jail.
Eddie
Yeah, I was just messing with Amy. Hoping to rebuild her life after her release, she tries to reunite with her daughter, but her custodial grandparents refuse to let Kenna see her. She soon finds unexpected compassion from a local bar owner as their secret romance gives Kenna hope for a second chance. So that's the movie. Lainey's in it. So go see it. It says best experience in a theatrical setting because it brings to life the words of the page from the best selling book from Colleen Hoover. Has she written other things you've read?
Amy
Oh, yeah. She's the writer of the Blake Lively drama with Justin Bauer. It ends with us. Yes. So yes, that's called those. That's her genre. Her books are great. I got into her. She's who I started to just always pick up at the airport. Like if you're in the airport bookstore and you see a Colleen Hoover book,
Eddie
it's like great to grab reminders of him. You get tickets now for Universal Pictures reminders of him in theaters Friday. Rated PG13. Good luck to Lany. That's pretty cool. It's pretty cool to see like the people that we know and have been friends with, like doing big things. It's really cool, bones.
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Morgan
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Amy
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Rock, paper, scissors for it. Rock, paper, scissors.
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Eddie
I just want to address this very quickly. We do have a community kitchen in the office.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
And generally, if the name's written on it, you don't eat it. Generally, if it's somebody's food in there, you just don't eat it. I guess Morgan saw Eddie again stealing food from the kitchen that wasn't his. It's not your food. It's not your food.
Lunchbox
It's not me.
Morgan
It's oat milk.
Eddie
Okay, good.
Morgan
There's no name on it. It's oat milk. I was getting coffee.
Eddie
Wait, Morgan goes first.
Morgan
Oh, sorry.
Eddie
Yes.
Amy
So I passed by the kitchen, and Eddie calls me over because he doesn't have his glasses on. He's like, morgan, can you read this? And he's asking about the expiration date on oat milk. And I was like, oh, it's got five days left. He's like, okay, good, good. And as he's walking back over to pour it in his coffee, he's like, good thing it's not mine. And he pours it.
Eddie
I'm like, you know, it's not even yours.
Morgan
Yeah, of course. No, I knew it wasn't mine, but that's the point. Like, I've seen it in there for months.
Amy
Okay, this is the problem with men.
Eddie
Oh, you're going to do this.
Radhi Devlukia
Yeah.
Eddie
All of a sudden, I get defensive. It's not even about me.
Amy
I bet Morgan knows what I'm going to say, because y' all are looking at the expiration date?
Commercial Announcer
But do y'.
Eddie
All.
Amy
Y' all know that on things such as oat milk, almond milk milk, if you open it, you have seven to ten days to drink it?
Morgan
That's not true.
Amy
That's. That's absolutely true.
Morgan
On oat milk.
Amy
Go get the bottle.
Morgan
You got it.
Bobby Bones
I'll be right back.
Amy
Thank you. Then 17 days to consume it. Once the seal has been broken. And so he's saying it's been in there for. Ew, like, so.
Eddie
Go ahead. Maybe the seal hasn't been broken for months.
Amy
No, he. Well, that's what we don't know. That's the unknown.
Eddie
I'm telling you, he hasn't broken the seal. He just sees it in there open and drinks it.
Commercial Announcer
Right.
Amy
Well, so that's what he doesn't know. So he's drinking this. It's not his.
Radhi Devlukia
But the.
Eddie
I'm fired up. You said all men.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that was a little.
Eddie
So now I'm a little defensive. I'm not going into the fridge and getting anybody's food, so I'd like to remove myself from that.
Amy
Okay, well. Okay, well, this is the problem with
Eddie
Eddie here he is.
Amy
He's a man. Okay, thank you.
Morgan
There's your oat milk. And look how full it is. It's so full.
Radhi Devlukia
Okay.
Eddie
It's also nfy.
Amy
What does that mean?
Eddie
Not for you.
Lunchbox
I don't know what that means.
Morgan
You walk me right into that.
Amy
Okay, hold on. Okay, hold on. I do need my glasses.
Morgan
It's on the bottom, Amy.
Amy
Where?
Radhi Devlukia
Okay.
Amy
Shake. Well, no, the bottom.
Morgan
Bottom.
Eddie
Hey, this problem. Ed's always trying to shake stuff.
Amy
No, I see the expiration date here. Okay, but shake. Well, perishable. Keep refrigerated. Enjoy within 7 to 10 days of opening.
Morgan
What the.
Eddie
Was it already open when you had it? Yeah.
Morgan
Dude, this thing's been in there for months.
Lunchbox
Yeah, or it could be a new bottle and they just keep replaying replacing it.
Eddie
If it's a new bottle that keeps getting replaced, it's not yours, it's somebody else's. No, like all.
Morgan
I've seen the same bottle in there for months.
Amy
Okay, well, it's definitely bad.
Morgan
You're telling me that and I drank it.
Amy
Yes, that.
Morgan
So seven days after. Even though it says that the shelf life on this thing is like two years.
Amy
That's if you don't open it.
Eddie
No, all the things that it says it says on the bottom.
Amy
That's sort of what I meant about men. Like, y' all don't know details like that.
Morgan
But why.
Amy
But Bobby, probably.
Eddie
Let's do some women stuff. Okay.
Lunchbox
Can't drive.
Eddie
Hey, here's. Here's the thing about women. Lunchbox. Go ahead.
Lunchbox
Can't drive.
Eddie
Okay. You know this thing about women? Can't drive.
Lunchbox
Eddie?
Morgan
Yeah. Always nagging.
Eddie
Here's the thing about women. Yeah, here's the thing about women. Skincare routine. I told you to take less than three Hours.
Morgan
Always running late.
Eddie
Here's the thing about women. Always running late.
Lunchbox
Here's the thing about women. Always add to your money.
Morgan
Oh, easy, dude.
Eddie
It's always. There's always a line too far. Yeah, okay, so. But this can be a public service announcement that any. But why are you drinking oat milk, by the way?
Morgan
Almond milk.
Radhi Devlukia
Oat milk?
Morgan
Yeah. I don't drink regular milk for my coffee in general. Yeah.
Eddie
Like, hey, lactose.
Morgan
I mean, I am, but I just fight through it.
Eddie
Then you're not.
Morgan
No.
Eddie
Then you're not. That's bull crap. That's bull crap. You're not. You aren't lactose intolerant. You fight through it. Because that makes me sound like a win.
Morgan
I know, I know.
Eddie
That's. No, I will not allow that.
Morgan
I'm not saying you're a wimp, but every time I do drink milk, it gets like, oh, it hurts. I get cramps. Like, stomach cramps. But then I fight through it. I think, to me, a scoop of ice cream is worth that if you.
Eddie
Dude, that's so annoying. He says that.
Amy
I know. It's sort of. It's disrespectful to people that have true.
Eddie
Hey, now let's do this. Here's the thing about Mexicans. We just go all the way. All the way around the room. Okay. Should we throw that bottle out?
Morgan
Yes. But it's not ours.
Radhi Devlukia
It's not ours.
Amy
So we have no idea.
Lunchbox
Like, no, throw it out and see if it gets replaced. Then Eddie will know that, hey, I'm free to use it.
Morgan
Let's just put it back where it was.
Eddie
It's not ours, I think. Oh, now it's not yours.
Morgan
Hey, guys, let's respect who it's.
Eddie
Now.
Morgan
Bottle.
Eddie
That is. I think you should throw. If I. If you think it's been existing. I think we should keep other people from getting sick. That's my vote. You guys can do whatever you want with it.
Morgan
I drank it yesterday. I'm not sick. That's crazy.
Amy
Yeah, well, you might. It doesn't. Doesn't mean you're guaranteed gonna get. Get sick, but I just wouldn't risk it. There's a reason why it says, and this particular brand is really nice. Like, meaning it has as few ingredients as possible.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
Like, when something has few ingredients, it's luxury. Like, this is expensive.
Eddie
That's why. That's why I was doing it. Here it comes to work to have the expensive stuff. Okay. You can decide what to do with the bottle. Don't drink it if it Ain't yours. You're not lactose intolerant. All the stuff about women, we were just kidding. And we didn't even get to the Mexican ones. And Mexican, for the record, that was just a joke because Eddie's Mexican. Bobby Bone show. Bonehead.
Lunchbox
This story comes to us from Las Vegas, Nevada. A man from Canada was staying at the Flamingo Hotel on the Strip. And he was like, hey, they got a Flamingo exhibit. So 5am After a few drinks, he broke into the exhibit, went and played with the flamingos. Says, man, you know what I should do? I should take one of these back to my room. So I picked it up, carried it through the casino, up the elevator, and took it to his room.
Eddie
What if it's pink?
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's.
Eddie
Imagine like pink, pink. Pink. It's pink because that'd be so wild to someone in it.
Lunchbox
And there's a guy, like, there's pictures of him in the elevator and some random guys with them just going, what in the world?
Eddie
Well, the guy's shirtless.
Morgan
Oh, boy.
Eddie
There's just a lot of things that don't match.
Morgan
Yeah, it's a long night.
Eddie
Once we were in Vegas doing fantasy football draft, and there was a guy playing the accordion.
Lunchbox
Jesus.
Eddie
For tips. And they paid a bunch of money, came to our room and played.
Commercial Announcer
Oh.
Morgan
And once we got up there, we were like, all right.
Eddie
He only knew one song, so he just kept playing the song, and we tipped him, like, hundreds of dollars. And then we were like, all right, Jesus, thanks.
Amy
Your job is done now.
Eddie
That's it. Thank you. Great job. All right, Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day, Bones.
Eddie
All right. Voicemail. Let's get it.
Amy
Hear me out. Trade prom dresses this year up. Get a friend who has a dress you like, trade with her. Or everybody bring their dresses and you guys try on all each other's. And then you get a new prom dress that somebody wore last year. So what? You don't have to pay for it.
Eddie
Just an idea.
Amy
I love that. That's a good idea.
Eddie
So this is in reference to what we're talking about?
Amy
Yeah, I think just prom dresses came up. And I was thinking of her dress last year, and it was so pretty and, like, where else is she gonna wear it again? So I was like, oh, maybe we're head to prom again this year.
Eddie
Was she thinking she would do that, or was that you thinking she would do that? Was me. Oh. I thought she was like, oh, I'm gonna be, like, environmentally conscious. Or got it. Yeah, got it, got it.
Amy
No, I think it was me. But yeah, that's a good idea if the girls would get on board with that.
Eddie
Do you know my mother in law has a massive prom dress store?
Radhi Devlukia
Yeah.
Eddie
Glory in the middle of nowhere.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
I don't mean that in a bad way, but it's like in a town in Oklahoma that people drive from everywhere. It's crazy. And they started that just because I say massive. It's a small store, but they do such business there.
Morgan
Really?
Eddie
That's unbelievable. People drive in from Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas
Morgan
to get prom dresses.
Eddie
It's prom dresses, homecoming dresses. They just.
Morgan
Wow, that's cool.
Eddie
It's unbelievable at the job and I don't think I've ever mentioned on the show they don't need the advertisement, but yeah, they really do it. It's an. It's in Vian, Oklahoma. Tried to buy a Sonic there once.
Morgan
Didn't work.
Eddie
Somebody else owned the territory.
Morgan
Ah, but they don't have us. But they didn't build it.
Eddie
No. And they wouldn't sell us the territory. I know. Yeah, it's a great. It's a. It's a cool. Then they bought. Yeah. Anyway, let's see. Give me the next one.
Amy
Hi, this is MacKenzie from Ohio. And the weather has just been so darn beautiful the last few days. I've been rolling my windows down, opening my sunroof, and do you know what
Eddie
song that I put on my sneaker?
Amy
Vacation by Susan Raimundo. Don't get that. FOMO from Instagram. Imagine those noodles are catamaran and just float. Go with the float.
Eddie
They call me Bobby. Bo.
Radhi Devlukia
Susan.
Lunchbox
Ray.
Radhi Devlukia
Mundo.
Amy
Mundo.
Morgan
Yeah.
Eddie
Holy crap.
Morgan
Wow, Ray. How cool is that?
Eddie
Someone's singing your song back. Yeah. What's even cooler is when you get that mailbox money. You know what I'm saying? You still getting it? You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Easily every quarter there's stuff coming in. What stuff? Not like, not like six figures. I mean, it's not like we never thought that. What is though? I mean, it's not that much.
Morgan
Well, what is it?
Eddie
Even if it's like 30 bucks, it's cool. 287, I think $2.87.
Amy
Oh, I thought he meant 200.
Eddie
I thought he meant 200 as well. I was gonna be like, dang, that's good. What do you. What do you mean, $2.80?
Morgan
Yeah. Yeah.
Amy
It's funny that Bobby and I's brains both went 200 and yalls brains both went $2?
Morgan
Well, because, like, Bobby and I, we have raging idiot stuff. And, like, man, when that check comes in, what's crazy is sometimes the old house that we used to live in, the check goes there and they'll. They'll text and be like, hey, we have mail for you. I'm like, here we go, Payday. And I open it up, it's like $14.97.
Eddie
Oh, you get checks? Yeah. That's cool.
Morgan
Go direct.
Eddie
I guess. You must. Yes, I. You should tell me when you get checked, because I don't even know. I'm just interested. That's crazy.
Morgan
You know which one was good? Wash your hands for during COVID Really? Yes.
Eddie
That's cool.
Morgan
We got some money for that one.
Eddie
It's no catamaran. This isn't Raymond. Oh, don't get that FOMO from Instagram. Imagine these noodles are a catamaran. And just go.
Bobby Bones
Go with the flow.
Eddie
They call me Bobby Boneses and Raymondo Mundo.
Amy
Nice.
Eddie
And if you want to strain that. What is that called? Vacation. And then we did a Vacation Part 2, but wasn't even close to as successful.
Morgan
Do you ever do Staycation?
Eddie
Well, we also want to do Babycation. We had a lot of them we were going to do in the pipeline. Well, they did Vacation Part two, now Staycation. No, I know, but they did Vacation Part two, and I think they quit.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Because it wasn't a hit, so they
Eddie
thought it was totally different vibe, though.
Morgan
Wasn't Abby on that one?
Lunchbox
That's maybe why.
Morgan
Oh, no.
Lunchbox
She sank the ship.
Eddie
No, I just think.
Amy
I don't think so.
Eddie
I think it was two things. I think it was a different vibe, and I think that, you know, they kind of shot their load on the first one. Cause that was the big. That was the big thing. It was like Raymundo's got a song and he shot his load, and the second one came out and it wasn't as strong.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Not because the song wasn't as good. I think I liked the second one even better.
Morgan
How does that one go?
Eddie
Call me Susan. Ray Moon. As I say, Ray has the same part. I think staycation would be good. Yeah, I gotta hit up Dot. He has two kids now. Or what'd you call the other one? Babycation. But then we never had the babies.
Morgan
So you have 24?
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys still have those? We do. We pay every year for them and explain that to our audience. So my wife, before she got her fallopian tubes and uterus removed, we froze her eggs, and she Got those removed because there is a chance for canc. That pretty much eliminates the chance for cancer for a female in that part of her body. So we did that, which was a good idea. And so we froze the eggs, and she was able to get 23 eggs, which is a crazy amount. And then we just put them at Vanderbilt, and they hold them every year in the freezer. And then I would have to go in and do my thing, and then it would be an embryo, and then that we would place that in a female, and then she would have our kid. So that's the process. But right now, they're just frozen eggs.
Amy
Like. Yes.
Eddie
A surrogate, correct.
Morgan
Yeah. Yeah. A female.
Amy
Obviously, it would be.
Eddie
I've heard some people say that female is like a. Not an appropriate thing to say.
Amy
What are you supposed to say?
Radhi Devlukia
Woman?
Eddie
I don't know. But I've seen more people, like, don't call them females. And if I. And I have been. And it's. Hopefully it's not one of these things. Ten years later, you know what? Canceled for saying crap you didn't even know was wrong.
Amy
I feel like I've heard that, too. It never quite. You're right. Let's look that up. Because I have heard that. It just never resonated with me. Like, that sort of stuff doesn't.
Morgan
Is it because the word male is in there and we're just putting a fee in front of it?
Eddie
No, I think it's because. No, I don't know what it is. I've just. I've not stopped because I just say it so naturally.
Amy
Yeah, female.
Eddie
But I don't know why. Mike, would you mind looking that up real quick? Just. Why are people saying not to say female? Okay, here we go. Use an X.
Morgan
Okay.
Eddie
I'm not gonna say I'm subscribing to this or not, so let me finish it first. Using female as a noun to describe a woman is sometimes considered offensive because it reduces people to their biological sex, similar to how animals are classified, rather than acknowledging them as human beings. So this is what I would say to that. And who knows, in the future, I may get canceled for this. But if you're saying male, you're doing the same thing to a dude.
Morgan
Oh, we can still say male.
Eddie
Well, no, I'm saying by that. This logic.
Amy
Well, I'm sure that they have the same logic, for that's what I would say.
Eddie
So I still say male and female.
Amy
I still stand by the fact that. Yeah, I see why I blew past that years ago when it was a thing because that just doesn't. It doesn't bother me.
Morgan
The animal comparison kind of threw me off. Like what?
Eddie
Like referring to women as females can make them feel like specimens are animals rather than individuals. Okay. I can't. I obviously can't affect how people feel and I hope people don't feel that way. But I would just think the same would be then for males. Where. Where are my males whining about this? Let's equally whine. Don't call me a male. Call me a mother, dude.
Morgan
Okay, okay, we can do that.
Eddie
A boss. Yes. Okay, the voicemails, if you want to leave them. 877 77. Bobby. All right, a voicemail. Hit it.
Amy
Hey, Bobby, my husband's turning 52. We have twin 13 year old boy. Dads don't grow up. He has the same sense of humor as 13 year old boys. We saw a car in a drive through with a wiener dog and he told my boys to yell out the window, hey, nice wiener. So enjoy fatherhood.
Eddie
I was thinking about last night because I didn't make the joke, but I said, I asked the show. I said, hey, I feel like I'm not growing up because here's what I thought and I would have said and it was very inappropriate on the podcast. It's very inappropriate. I just think that word is funny. It's. There's a singer called Dido and it's a word that's like dido. Remember the word I said? I'm not gonna say it on the broadcast part of the show. Do you not remember?
Morgan
No, but I know what word sounds like Dido. I get it now.
Eddie
He said, oh my God.
Morgan
I know the rhyme. I don't remember you saying that rhyme.
Eddie
I said two. It doesn't.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Eddie
Were you on the cruise yesterday? Oh, my God.
Morgan
Still an island time.
Eddie
Yeah, but if you check out the podcast, you can hear we do a whole part 2 part of the show and I was talking about how I'm getting to be more and more of an adult, yet it's not changing. Like, I still think the same 8th grade stuff, 5th grade stuff is so funny. So good to know. Hey, nice wiener. That kind of funny.
Morgan
That is funny.
Eddie
And we will see you guys tomorrow. Tomorrow's show. Jody Messina's in. Pretty excited about that. All right, bye everybody. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by readyarberry. You can find his Instagram eadyarberry, Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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Release Date: March 12, 2026 | Host: Bobby Bones & The Show Crew
This lively episode kicks off Thursday with the crew’s classic banter and a mix of quirky stories, candid confessions, and lots of laughs. Main highlights include a comedic “stealing” scandal in the office kitchen, embarrassing moments of show members acting foolish, Amy opening up about her longstanding stress around money, and a revelation about proper milk etiquette. The group also dives into pop culture, including music games, reviews of documentaries and TV shows, and a chat about Lainey Wilson’s new movie role.
“It's about the thought of having to, like, manage [money] induces a stress upon me that is like a fear... Ever since I was young, I was like, I don't want to do that... especially since I got divorced and I had no choice but to empower myself by taking control of my finances.” (06:31)
"I have watched you study and learn and empower yourself, and that's pretty cool." (07:12)
Prompted by: A news story about a man who panics after waking up blue—turns out, it was just dye from his new navy bedsheets.
“I don’t know that I’ve ever felt stupider... I just wanted the guy to leave.” (11:23)
“Somehow I got my phone and my wallet back from that journey. Living right?” (17:36)
A music lyric trivia contest.
Notable examples:
“It feels like they’re shooting real dinosaurs—kind of like Jurassic Park.” – Amy (32:10)
“This was my first role where I was actually somebody that was not a musician.” – Lainey (35:26)
“On oat milk, almond milk…if you open it, you have seven to ten days to drink it.” – Amy (43:28)
“He picked it up, carried it through the casino, up the elevator, and took it to his room.” – Lunchbox (48:11)
“Everybody bring their dresses and you guys try on all each other’s…you don’t have to pay for it.” – Amy quoting a listener (49:12)
“We froze her eggs…so we did that…and then we just put them at Vanderbilt…” – Eddie (53:58)
Amy, on money stress:
"The thought of having to, like, manage induces a stress upon me... it's a fear..." (06:31)
Bobby, feeling foolish:
"I just was trying to start it while it was in drive...I felt so stupid." (11:23)
Amy, listing classic blunders:
"Left my car running for two hours while I got my hair done... then left my phone at the Gap in Austin... then left my wallet at the pay phone in Florida..." (16:43)
Morgan, about oat milk in the office fridge:
"I've seen the same bottle in there for months." (44:57)
Lunchbox, Vegas flamingo story:
"He picked it up, carried it through the casino, up the elevator, and took it to his room." (48:11)
| Time | Segment | |---------|------------------------------------------------| | 03:54 | Yawning Facts & Banter | | 06:05 | Amy’s Money Anxiety | | 09:19 | Dumb Things The Crew Has Done | | 22:03 | Country Lyrics Game | | 28:47 | Amy’s Morning Corny: Joke Challenge | | 31:07 | Dinosaur Doc & TV Recommendations | | 34:44 | Lainey Wilson’s Movie Role | | 42:22 | Office Kitchen “Busted Stealing” Segment | | 47:44 | Vegas Flamingo Story | | 48:58 | Prom Dress Swap & Listener Voicemails | | 53:56 | Frozen Eggs & “Female” Debate | | 57:06 | ‘Dads Never Grow Up’ & 8th Grade Humor |
True to the Bobby Bones Show’s spirit, this episode is fast-paced, self-deprecating, and authentically funny. The hosts create a “safe space” for admitting mistakes—whether it’s paying a plumber for a simple fix or drinking questionable oat milk—and encourage listeners not to take themselves too seriously. Real moments (like Amy discussing her financial empowerment) punctuate the otherwise carefree, comedic energy. The communal kitchen “scandal,” music games, and pop culture spotlight round out an entertaining, relatable show.