THURS PT 1: 'Spill The Tea' Got Too Awkward On Air + More Drama With Testosterone Results + Our Big Moral Dilemmas

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – April 23, 2026 (THURS PT 1)

Main Theme:
This episode revolves around high-stakes “Spill The Tea” drama, testosterone test results delay, and the crew wrestling with real-life moral dilemmas. With a mix of comedy and vulnerability, the team navigates awkward truths, friendly competition, and genuine listener questions.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Ongoing Testosterone Challenge (02:56 – 22:20)

• Background: Eddie and Lunchbox have argued about who has higher testosterone. They had their blood drawn by a paramedic, but only Lunchbox's results are in; Eddie’s are still delayed due to a lab issue.
• Team Reactions:
  • Some speculate, humorously, that the missing results mean Eddie’s testosterone is either off-the-charts or dangerously low.
  • Amy inadvertently receives Lunchbox’s results, leading to on-air secrecy and awkwardness.
  • The group discusses the normal testosterone range for males (300–1000), and Lunchbox’s result is revealed as 500, falling squarely in the average.
  • The atmosphere is comical but tinged with relatable anxiety about health and results.

Notable Quotes:

• “We’ve heard they’ve brought in other people to look at it because something about it is so wild.” – Daniel [04:26]
• “Average dude. You’re like every other dude.” – Scuba Steve, after the reveal [18:43]
• “I worry that there may have been a mix up in the lab…” – Lunchbox [20:33]

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2. Listener’s Moral Dilemma: Delaying Parenthood (11:24 – 14:41)

• Letter from a Listener: A husband writes in, concerned that he and his wife keep putting off having children, and he worries about potential resentment or missing their chance.
• Advice from The Team:
  • Daniel and Amy stress the importance of involving a neutral third party (counselor, pastor) to help couples discuss honestly and make a definitive decision, rather than letting resentment fester.
  • Emphasis on personal readiness, compromise, and open, guided communication.

Notable Quotes:

• “This is something you need a third person to actually give both people’s perspective… Otherwise, this is festering resentment.” – Daniel [12:24]
• “Is this the relationship I want to stay in?” – Amy [13:19]

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3. Cleaning Lady Fundraiser – Is She Really Sick? (26:07 – 31:03)

• Backstory: Eddie wanted to help their building’s cleaner, who told him about medical issues. Raymundo observes her doing well at work, sparking doubts about whether help is needed.
• Team Discussion:
  • Possibilities are weighed: maybe she’s simply not sharing her struggle with everyone, or maybe she just had a good day.
  • Eddie clarifies he never promised to pay all her bills, just to see how the show could help.

Notable Quotes:

• “I don’t think she’s expecting anything from us.” – Daniel [28:56]
• “Her English is kind of broken, so I don’t know if these guys are really understanding.” – Scuba Steve [29:21]

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4. “Spill The Tea” Gets Awkward (31:05 – 38:12)

Segment Structure:

• Anonymous Tattletale: A cast member (using a voice changer) accuses Amy of still having her ex-boyfriend as her phone lock screen, suggesting she hasn’t moved on.
• Reveal & Reaction:
  • Amy admits it was her ex, but claims her lock screen rotates and blames the return on technical confusion or her kids.
  • Everyone lightly teases Amy, who defensively tries (with help from Morgan) to pick a new photo.

Notable Quotes:

• “No other guys gonna date her when she has her old dude on the phone.” – Anonymous “Tea Spiller” [32:39]
• “If you want to keep it on there, don’t make it performative… just be you.” – Daniel [36:08]
• “Breakups are hard.” – Scuba Steve [37:44]

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5. The Crew’s Big Moral Dilemmas (38:04 – 47:19)

Amy’s Dilemma (38:18–41:13):
Her dog ate the tags off a new jacket she ordered online. She debates whether it’s okay to return it or if that would be dishonest—ultimately, the group assures her it’s morally fine to return an unworn item even without tags (if she’s honest).

Lunchbox’s Dilemma (41:23–47:18):
A former teacher who rejected him from a school program now wants to be Facebook friends. He humorously ponders whether to accept as an act of “being the bigger person,” to ignore, or to send a sassy message. The group mostly votes to accept or “let it go,” but debate is light-hearted and unresolved.

Notable Quotes:

• “You shouldn’t be penalized because your dog is dumb.” – Daniel [40:38]
• “Do I say reject just like you rejected me?” – Lunchbox [42:01]
• “I don’t hold grudges… except this one.” – Daniel [46:45]

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6. Joel McHale Interview (57:06 – 60:03)

• Highlights: Joel McHale recalls the first moments he felt famous and how people recognize him differently depending on age (“Soup” vs. “Community”).
• Future Projects: Teases a potential “Community” movie and comments on the unexpected longevity of “Animal Control.”

Notable Quotes:

• “I just got recognized by Elvis Costello. It was good…” – Joel McHale [57:33]

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Additional Highlights & Memorable Moments

Funny News & Bit Segments

• Kansas teens take the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile to prom (07:35) – lighthearted, feel-good news break.
• Discussing “Practice Makes Perfect” (09:39) – debate over whether the saying is harmful or motivational. Daniel finds attempts to ban it “a little too wokey.”
• Morning Corny Bit (51:30–53:26) – The team tries and mostly struggles to answer animal-themed dad jokes.
• Kids and Toilet Mishaps (53:35–55:36) – Callers share horror stories about children flushing items, providing comic relief.
• Bonehead Story of the Day (55:37) – A marathon runner loses by celebrating too early; group muses on race strategy and self-confidence.

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Timestamps for Significant Segments

• 02:56 - Testosterone Challenge Results/Delays Begin
• 11:24 - Listener Letter: Delaying Parenthood
• 26:07 - Cleaning Lady Medical Fundraiser
• 31:05 - “Spill The Tea” (Amy’s Lock Screen)
• 38:04 - Moral Dilemmas (Amy’s jacket, Lunchbox’s Facebook teacher)
• 47:19 - Joel McHale Interview

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Tone & Language

The episode features the cast’s signature blend of humor, self-deprecation, supportive advice, and the occasional playful roast. The conversations are unscripted and lively, and everyone is comfortable poking fun at themselves or others while tackling both silly and serious subjects.

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Notable Quotes

On testosterone anxieties:
“You have pretty average [testosterone].” – Amy [18:44]

On difficult life choices:
“You need to have someone help you flesh this out. And then you have to make a tough decision.” – Daniel [14:12]

On Amy’s lock screen:
“I don’t even go through and clean up my text messages.” – Amy [33:46]

On morality and honesty:
“You shouldn’t be penalized because your dog is dumb.” – Daniel [40:38]

Real-life feud:
“I don’t hold grudges… except this one.” – Daniel [46:45]

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In Summary

THURS PT 1 of The Bobby Bones Show delivered blend of lighthearted gags, meaningful conversations, and awkward truths. The testosterone challenge drama stayed center stage, supplemented by listener quandaries and classic crew banter about relationships, honesty, and moving on. “Spill The Tea” offered both levity and awkwardness, while the hour rounded out with a celebrity cameo and memorable stories from the whole team.

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Next time:

• Eddie’s testosterone results
• More moral dilemmas
• Special guest Jason Aldean and easy trivia

Listen for more behind-the-scenes drama, honest advice, and unpredictable fun!

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

Morning.

[Daniel]

I want to start because today we should have the results of the testosterone challenge. We should have had them yesterday. There was a problem at the lab, so we did not have the results. And those that know we're talking about Eddie and lunchbox have been arguing forever about who has more testosterone. It's stupid. But then we thought, let's just end it. We'll get a paramedic in here, took their blood, and then we'll get the results. Yesterday, the results weren't ready. Do you know what I'm about to say?

[Amy]

I think. Yep.

[Daniel]

Okay. So as of right this second, you know, Amy, as of right this second, we only have one of your results.

[Lunchbox]

Boom.

[Amy]

Oh, and like, why they we just have the one and not the other? That's perplexing to me, and I don't

[Daniel]

want to say which one of you it is.

[Scuba Steve]

Is it because one of them has more tea?

[Daniel]

I don't know why it is. Why would you think. Have you. Do you guys know?

[Scuba Steve]

Who knows?

[Daniel]

Why would you think we have one and not the other?

[Lunchbox]

I assume that they found something in the other persons, and they're like, man, this can't be right. It can't be that low.

[Scuba Steve]

That's what I'm thinking. I would assume that the. The reading is so low that they're like, wow, there's no tea in here. So.

[Daniel]

So the ones that they. The one they had have as lunch boxes. Boom.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay, well, that's definitely not the reason.

[Daniel]

Then the one they don't have as of right this second. What is Eddie.

[Scuba Steve]

So mine is like, is it missing? Is it delayed?

[Daniel]

It's not missing.

[Amy]

No, it's not missing. The lab has it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man, That's a bad.

[Amy]

For whatever reason, the database has only uploaded lunchboxes results.

[Daniel]

We've heard they've brought in other people to look at it because something about it is so wild.

[Scuba Steve]

Maybe different result.

[Daniel]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

What if it's like superhero stuff? Like, wow, this is the best blood we've ever seen.

[Daniel]

I don't know what it is. But only Lunchboxes is in right now.

[Lunchbox]

Mine is back because right when they put in the machine, they said TTG just started going off. They're like, oh, in that test.

[Morgan]

Oh, boy.

[Daniel]

Does that worry.

[Scuba Steve]

Absolutely. Of course.

[Daniel]

You've already been concerned.

[Scuba Steve]

Of course. And now I picture a bunch of scientists and doctors around this Test tube being like, I just don't understand it.

[Daniel]

Like, where's the tea?

[Scuba Steve]

No, no. Not where's the tea? More like, is this guy okay? Like, how's he still alive?

[Daniel]

Because I feel like it's.

[Scuba Steve]

This is bad. Cancer. Something.

[Daniel]

You've thought you've had cancer so many times.

[Scuba Steve]

Yes.

[Daniel]

You thought you had cancer when you ate popcorn?

[Scuba Steve]

Yes. Correct. And it was just, I ate too much popcorn, but I still worry about that stuff.

[Amy]

Do you think it's because, like, if they. The lab receives things Alphabet, and they're

[Commercial Announcer]

like, A, B, C, D. Daniel is

[Amy]

before Eddie, but barely.

[Daniel]

But she makes a great point. Daniel.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Amy]

Is before Eddie.

[Daniel]

D is before E. So Daniel lunchbox. So it'd be Daniel, then Lunchbox.

[Amy]

Yeah. They haven't gotten to the.

[Daniel]

Because it wasn't under L for lunchbox, but it was Daniel.

[Scuba Steve]

Correct. Daniel. Because that's his name.

[Amy]

Yeah. I don't know. I'm trying to come up with any

[Commercial Announcer]

reason why it might be.

[Amy]

And it might be alphabetical.

[Scuba Steve]

Are they not telling you? Like, you guys haven't asked, like, why is it being delayed?

[Amy]

They have called multiple times, and they said they felt confident. The lab has been great about sending testosterone results quickly, so that normally it's two to three days, but it's been so quick lately. They thought it would be one day, no problem. And then lunch boxes ended up coming in.

[Commercial Announcer]

They even called and were like, hey,

[Amy]

we'll pay extra to expedite. And the lab was like, no, can't do.

[Daniel]

We can't. We got to study this.

[Scuba Steve]

What is happening? Yeah.

[Daniel]

So if it comes in, we do think there is a 50. 50 chance it comes in the next little bit.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay.

[Daniel]

If it does, we're on. We could have them just reveal Lunchbox's number and then. Wait. Keep Eddie's. I don't know.

[Scuba Steve]

Well, no, no, no, no. We'll wait.

[Amy]

I was accidentally sent Lunchbox's number.

[Scuba Steve]

Why would you do that?

[Amy]

Because. Because there's so many texts.

[Daniel]

I don't want to know what it is. Don't say what it is. You don't want to know. I don't know anything.

[Scuba Steve]

So Amy knows the number. This is not.

[Amy]

There's so many texts flying back and forth. I'm not going to say a thing.

[Lunchbox]

She was impressed. Look at her. Look at that smile.

[Scuba Steve]

She's not saying anything.

[Amy]

I'm actually very neutral right now. Anything, Any smirk you see is just that I know the number, and I don't think I'm supposed to.

[Daniel]

Don't tell me Either. I want to enjoy this. Say nothing. We'll wait and see if Eddie's comes in.

[Amy]

Say nothing.

[Daniel]

Okay.

[Amy]

Say less.

[Daniel]

We will do a couple other things. Don't. It's okay.

[Scuba Steve]

It's not good.

[Amy]

I don't.

[Scuba Steve]

My mind's going crazy.

[Amy]

It is kind of a bummer that Eddie's already been stressed about it and then his are delayed. Like, that's.

[Scuba Steve]

Unless you guys are purposely.

[Daniel]

I promise you. Because I know how concerned you are about this. I would not mess with this as a joke. There are other jokes we could do, but we're not going to.

[Amy]

I mean, there are. You can see the text threads.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay.

[Amy]

Like, it's.

[Commercial Announcer]

It's legit.

[Scuba Steve]

I believe you guys.

[Daniel]

Do you want me to pivot and do something else?

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, yeah. Whatever you want to do.

[Daniel]

Are you gonna be able to get to the show?

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, man, I'm fine. Go ahead.

[Daniel]

A group of Kansas high school students took the Wiener mobile to prom.

[Amy]

Oh, that's so cool.

[Lunchbox]

How'd they pull that off?

[Daniel]

So here is this news story. Go ahead.

[Amy]

Not many people get a ride.

[Daniel]

A hot dog to prom. These kids in Topeka, Kansas, relished the opportunity to get a sweet ride. The Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile.

[Lunchbox]

The teens saw this cat miss vehicle

[Daniel]

parked in a grocery store parking lot a few days before the dance. And they asked the drivers for a lift, and they said, why, sure, let's do it. Complete with the wiener whistled boutonnieres and corsages. That's fun. Unless you take yourself way too seriously. That's fun.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's a lot of fun.

[Daniel]

That's from CBS Chicago. So, boom, there's one. You still good.

[Scuba Steve]

But what?

[Daniel]

Are you even listening? Are you just, like, lost because you're so worried about it?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

You talked about some prompting now.

[Amy]

We talked about how they took the Wiener mobile.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, that's cool.

[Daniel]

They did.

[Amy]

Oh, my God.

[Daniel]

He's just concerned about his results.

[Lunchbox]

Wouldn't you be?

[Daniel]

If I'm the one that we were

[Amy]

testing for something more critical?

[Daniel]

They didn't come back and go, like, hey, we got. There are other factors to play here. We don't feel like giving you the results. No, it's just the lab. You don't have them back from the lab.

[Amy]

What if internally with the lab, they're like, why is this inconclusive?

[Scuba Steve]

Right?

[Daniel]

All you're doing is scaring him. We're trying to do this right.

[Amy]

Well, I just had that thought.

[Scuba Steve]

Inconclusive, man. That's a bad word.

[Daniel]

No, it just means they don't know.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah. Something's wrong with the blood.

[Amy]

What if there's, like, a minimal amount?

[Daniel]

Is this a woman?

[Amy]

Did you put Garcia on there? Is it because you're.

[Daniel]

Who's. Oh. Oh, is it. Could it be because Amy didn't want

[Lunchbox]

to say the word Mexican?

[Scuba Steve]

No.

[Daniel]

Is it Mexican? Mexican blood. Is it a white lab?

[Scuba Steve]

And do you think it got intercepted?

[Daniel]

Ice.

[Amy]

Oh, they, like, get it out of here.

[Scuba Steve]

Does ICE intercept blood work?

[Daniel]

They sent it back to South America.

[Lunchbox]

America?

[Scuba Steve]

It's a detention.

[Amy]

It's in Dilly, Texas. Funny.

[Daniel]

Oh, my God. You're freaking out about things that there's no reason to freak out about.

[Scuba Steve]

All right, keep going. Sorry.

[Daniel]

There's a common phrase that parents should not say to kids, and it could have a potentially harmful impact on the child's mental well being. That phrase is practice makes perfect.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, duh. Everybody knows it's perfect. Practice makes perfect.

[Daniel]

No, nothing makes perfect.

[Scuba Steve]

It's because you're. You're striving for perfect for them to be perfect, and that's not good.

[Daniel]

Yeah, you're teaching that perfection can be achieved. Although I feel like this is a little too woke for me to believe in. I'm all good on. Hey, but, like, if you aim for perfection, you're probably going to get greatness, and I'm good with that.

[Scuba Steve]

So.

[Daniel]

You know the old saying, keep reaching for the clouds. Now that's Casey. Ksome. The other one is if you shoot for the stars and the worst case is you land on the clouds. That's still pretty freaking awesome. So I'm okay with the saying.

[Amy]

So what are we supposed to say instead?

[Daniel]

No, I'm good with this. It's. It's just. It's a little too. A little too wokey for me. Like, it's. It's okay.

[Amy]

Yeah, I feel like there are worse things.

[Daniel]

Like, nothing's gonna be perfect, but if you aim for perfection and you really put your heart and soul into it, you're gonna be really good. And you might not be really good if you're saying if you're really good, you might be pretty good. So. Yeah, I get over a Parade magazine. We do an article trying to soften us up.

[Amy]

I mean, I'm sure they have experts behind it. Try.

[Daniel]

I'm an expert. I'm trying hard. It's. I got a doctorate.

[Scuba Steve]

You do?

[Daniel]

And trying hard, basically.

[Amy]

And you're a dad and I'm a.

[Daniel]

Well, yeah, but there's a lot of those here. There's one, two.

[Scuba Steve]

I mean, we're all here yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

But still hard.

[Daniel]

I feel like the mood's down a little bit. I'll be honest.

[Scuba Steve]

That's on me. I'm sorry.

[Daniel]

So we will keep waiting and see if we get the results of the. It could be soon.

[Scuba Steve]

You'll let us know as soon as you get them?

[Daniel]

As soon as we get them, I will let you know that we have them.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay.

[Daniel]

Okay, Good. Everybody good? And Eddie? Okay. Hello, Bobby Bones. My wife and I both agreed early that we wanted kids, and we decided we'd wait a few years. Now it's been almost eight years, and when the topic comes up, there's a new reason to push it back. I understand wanting to feel ready. I don't want to pressure her, but I'm starting to worry that if we keep waiting, we might miss our chance altogether. I love her. I don't want this to turn into a point of resentment between us. How do I encourage her to take this step without making her feel pressured? Signed husband ready for kids. That's a tough one. That's a real life one.

[Commercial Announcer]

A few years to me is like three.

[Amy]

Eight is long time.

[Raymundo]

Yeah.

[Daniel]

It is long time.

[Scuba Steve]

Yes.

[Amy]

Eight is.

[Daniel]

It's a long time. Yes.

[Amy]

She may not want.

[Daniel]

Yeah. I would say you need a third party to explain why from both sides, you guys are having these feelings. Because obviously you said to her, hey, what's up? And she said, do you want to keep pushing it back? This is, like, a fundamental issue in a relationship when it comes to kids. There are a few things. Faith, children, if you like Arkansas or Oklahoma. Like, those are things.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, that sounded perfect.

[Daniel]

I know that one. That one you have to deal with. This is something, though, that I feel like you can have all the healthy conversations in the world, and I hope it does go great. But I think you need a third person to actually give both people's perspective. And then you have to settle on something. If you just keep kicking the can, even if you settle on we're never going to have kids, that at least allows that settlement to change the status of the relationship. If that's something that you want to do.

[Amy]

Right. Because then you have to decide, okay, is this the relationship I want to stay in?

[Daniel]

Yes. And the relationship can be great. But if the relationship is, we want to have children, and that's important to you, you've got to make a tough decision.

[Amy]

And you certainly don't want her having it just because one day she said she did want them, and then now she maybe has changed her mind, and then she has the baby. And then there's resentment, and that would be terrible.

[Daniel]

So I would encourage you to find a third party. Listen, if you have a therapist you can go to, that's great. If not pastor, just somebody that's not, like, one of you guys's friends, because for sure someone will go, well, that's your friend. Of course she's gonna say that.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And don't ask, like, a grandparent. Have the baby. Like, one of their.

[Scuba Steve]

They always want grand.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, they always want.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Daniel]

That would still be, like, somebody's specific grandparents.

[Amy]

I know, I know, but I'm just

[Commercial Announcer]

saying, like, it can't be.

[Daniel]

Got it.

[Amy]

You said it's got to be a neutral, and it shouldn't be the person

[Daniel]

that runs a daycare down the street because, like, have the baby.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Daniel]

I think you need an uninvested but respected third party, because both of you have a perspective, and both of you have a reason that you feel this way. You need to have someone help you flesh this out. And then you have to make a tough decision. Either she decides we're going to have a baby. On this timeline, we're not going to have the baby. You have to go, I want to have a baby. Are we not going to have a baby? And then decide from there, because this is not going to be good. This is festering resentment right here already. That would be my encouragement to you guys.

[Voiceover/Intro]

Mm.

[Daniel]

Good luck. I've a couple of friends that were married for years, four or five years, good relationship. Then one decided they don't want kids. They had as healthy as you can have of a divorce for this exact reason. And they were. It just was one of them didn't want to have kids anymore, and they both understood, and it was a hard divorce. They weren't angry at each other. It wasn't a contentious divorce, as in like, somebody cheated or something, but they literally decided it was healthiest to split up because one of them wanted to have children. And I completely understand. So good luck. That's a hard one. That's a real life one. But get someone to help you with this. That's my advice. Close it up, Bones. All right, so we need the results from our testosterone challenge. So we need them because we have lunch boxes. We don't have Eddie's now.

[Scuba Steve]

That's so weird.

[Daniel]

The lab is taking longer, so I propose we just read Lunchbox a score. We don't know what Eddie's is, and then we see if Eddie beats them, because I had the scale up of what it could. Like, what's good and what's bad. Okay, but I'm not gonna do that unless Lunchbox says it's okay.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, whatever, man. I ain't worried about it. I got a lot of tea, so let's put it out there.

[Amy]

I don't know that I'd say, like, a lot.

[Daniel]

Yeah. So Lunchbox. Amy's the only one that has the number Lunchbox.

[Scuba Steve]

If it's really low, you're gonna be cool with it.

[Daniel]

Can you find me a better scale?

[Amy]

Yeah, can. We need the.

[Daniel]

Here's what I have. I have total tea, free tea, and bioavailable tea.

[Scuba Steve]

And that we're doing total, right?

[Lunchbox]

But I hate that we're doing total.

[Amy]

From what I remember. Total. He said total?

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah. Chad said we're doing total. Yeah.

[Daniel]

Okay, then I need a ranking system of total. T sound like a cereal. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

He said, like between.

[Daniel]

Okay, Here we go. 1100 for adult males. A normal total testosterone level is generally defined.300 on the low end of normal, a thousand on the high end of normal.

[Scuba Steve]

That's a big.

[Daniel]

I know. That's what I'm saying. Okay, so we don't have Eddie's. Let's vote. Do we want to read the testosterone of just Lunchbox? And then we bring in Eddie's. Hopefully tomorrow when the lab gets the results. Do we want to debate anymore? But why they don't have Eddie's. If something's wrong with Eddie's blood.

[Scuba Steve]

That's just weird to me. Like, I'm so worried now. Like, why? What's. What's the hold up?

[Daniel]

What do you think we do? Scuba?

[Scuba Steve]

I think rip the band aid and

[Lunchbox]

we read lunch boxes.

[Daniel]

Okay. Amy's the only one Lunchbox's number.

[Amy]

Okay, so should I preface it with something that they don't think?

[Daniel]

So what's they said?

[Scuba Steve]

What did they say?

[Amy]

The preface is?

[Daniel]

He's on calis.

[Amy]

No.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah. Performance enhancing drugs.

[Daniel]

I don't know if you should.

[Amy]

Okay, no, I'm not going to preface anything. I'll say it after.

[Commercial Announcer]

You're right. You're right.

[Scuba Steve]

But you're going to say it, whatever it is.

[Daniel]

So the normal testosterone rate for a male is what? Like what? What? Because we don't know. We're just going to read some numbers here. We don't even know what it is.

[Amy]

I thought you just looked those up.

[Daniel]

Yeah. Oh. 300 to thousand. That's something.

[Scuba Steve]

That's a big gap.

[Daniel]

300 is on the low end. Abnormal. Okay. Thousands on the high.

[Amy]

Okay, so 250.

[Daniel]

Okay, that's about what it is. Okay, so lunchboxes, testosterone number. What? Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Normal testosterone levels, total T for males age 40 to 49, 52 to 9, 16.

[Daniel]

That's a big gap.

[Lunchbox]

I thought I found it and I was like, oh, I got it. No. Okay, so I don't know.

[Daniel]

What is lunchbox's total testosterone? Amy? Five.

[Amy]

Oh, three.

[Joel McHale]

Boom.

[Amy]

500 and.

[Daniel]

Okay, so that's right down the middle.

[Scuba Steve]

Right down the middle.

[Amy]

Well, they said that it's ideal and they can prescribe something to get it up to a more ideal.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, so it's not ideal.

[Lunchbox]

They said ideal.

[Amy]

Okay, here's how they. Here's the exact response, which, again, this isn't.

[Daniel]

You might be done.

[Scuba Steve]

I like it.

[Amy]

I said, is that normal or high or what? The reply, not pretty average. We have some things that we can prescribe to get him in a more ideal range, though.

[Daniel]

Wow. So you have average testosterone. Yeah. Okay.

[Scuba Steve]

Average dude. You're like every other dude.

[Amy]

You have pretty average.

[Daniel]

Okay, that's fine.

[Lunchbox]

Pretty average was pretty good.

[Scuba Steve]

Are you happy with that?

[Lunchbox]

It's more than you got.

[Scuba Steve]

You don't know.

[Lunchbox]

You got zero.

[Scuba Steve]

You have no. You have no idea.

[Amy]

I kind of thought lunchboxes were going to be a little higher now.

[Daniel]

What would you bet? I think I'd bet on Eddie to be higher now that we know. Lunchboxes.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Commercial Announcer]

What's the hold up with Eddie's.

[Scuba Steve]

I know, man.

[Daniel]

That's worrying me now. I'm thinking it's 2T. Too much tea.

[Scuba Steve]

Too much tea. And they gotta, like, balance it out with something.

[Daniel]

Yeah, they gotta water it down so they can count it.

[Lunchbox]

I got a question. Could they check my downstairs and see if it's all contained down there? Because it's stuck and that's why I'm having swelling.

[Daniel]

You're saying a lot of weird things here that I don't like.

[Amy]

Do you want a physical examination?

[Lunchbox]

You know what I'm saying? Like, maybe some of my tea is not escaping because I have a swollen.

[Amy]

Oh, it's trapped.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I love.

[Scuba Steve]

I love that. Now you're making excuses.

[Daniel]

You got your numbers now.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I'm just.

[Daniel]

Blood from you. They didn't take it. They didn't take the blood from your.

[Lunchbox]

Like, maybe it's not getting to my blood.

[Scuba Steve]

Doesn't. Doesn't testosterone come from.

[Daniel]

But it's in your blood.

[Amy]

I don't have. And I have testosterone.

[Scuba Steve]

But we worry about.

[Daniel]

Oh, what if she does? Amy just accidentally revealed she has.

[Amy]

Okay, no, all women have it.

[Scuba Steve]

What?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Voiceover/Intro]

Okay.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay. So what, what do they. So where's mine? Like, what are they thinking? One day, two days, what are we thinking?

[Amy]

I mean, hopefully by today, just not while we're on air.

[Daniel]

Yesterday. Yesterday, the lab.

[Scuba Steve]

South America. Like, where, where is this lab?

[Daniel]

Well, they don't need to mail it back. They just.

[Amy]

It's. It's a database.

[Daniel]

They got there, they put it in, they upload it to a portal.

[Morgan]

Oh boy.

[Amy]

And they've been refreshing and lunchboxes came through.

[Daniel]

Maybe his got through because it was so. It was small.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

So low.

[Daniel]

It got is easier. Okay. Hey, but you should feel good because you're healthy.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I mean, but it's. It's not as high as it should. Like as I expected.

[Amy]

No, it says it's pretty average.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, but I'm not average. I'm not an average.

[Scuba Steve]

You are average.

[Lunchbox]

And so I worry that this, there may have been mix up in the lab.

[Daniel]

Mix of a baby sometimes at the hospital.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, the lab, you know what I mean, seems to be having a lot of problems. So this could be a total. This could be null and void.

[Amy]

Whenever Chad left with the, the paramedic left with the vials, like, did you

[Commercial Announcer]

see him label them?

[Scuba Steve]

I didn't see that.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't see a label.

[Bobby Bones]

I swear.

[Daniel]

If Amy's testosterone is higher than lunchboxes, this will be the most. This be the funniest bit on the show.

[Amy]

Oh, I'm getting my new lab work done at my doctor on May 7th, so I'll have.

[Scuba Steve]

May have to wait that long.

[Daniel]

Well, no, no, we ain't waiting for that. That's not part of this bit.

[Lunchbox]

It wouldn't be that funny because she's getting supplements.

[Daniel]

Course.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, she's being. She's cheating the system. She's roiding up.

[Amy]

Oh, I have, Yeah, I have a yum pellet.

[Daniel]

Okay, so lunchbox is at 500.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, 500, 303.

[Scuba Steve]

Middle of the road.

[Daniel]

Tomorrow, hopefully. Tomorrow we have Eddie's.

[Scuba Steve]

Hopefully.

[Daniel]

That's how you can tell this is not a bit. Because we would have done this yesterday. Like a real bit. Like something we're like orchestrating with like fake results and I mean.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah. So whenever, think about it this way. Whenever I got mine test, the reason why I have a pellet is I was at 10.

[Lunchbox]

Oh my gosh.

[Scuba Steve]

You were that low?

[Daniel]

Yeah, but I don't know what that means for a woman because I know,

[Amy]

I know it was.

[Daniel]

Mine is too.

[Amy]

No, you're not a 10.

[Daniel]

I don't know.

[Amy]

I don't think so. No, no. She was using the same scale as I think this one because she's trying

[Commercial Announcer]

to get me up.

[Amy]

What? We're. She's trying to get me to like 70 or 80.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. Your females normal is 15 to 70.

[Amy]

Not. No, she was measuring on the male scale.

[Lunchbox]

I know, but. No, Amy, I understand, but your normal would be Is to be 15 to 70. That's why they're trying to get you there.

[Amy]

Cool.

[Daniel]

Cool. All right, well, we have lunch boxes and tomorrow, hopefully we'll have Eddie's. Hopefully, we'll see who the testosterone champion is for the day. Good job, everybody.

[Amy]

All right.

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[Daniel]

now to book your cabin. So Eddie was talking about our cleaning lady here that the building hires her. And so she had mentioned to Eddie that she was having some medical issues. And Eddie's like, let's help her. We talked about getting some money together, doing a GoFundMe, and then Eddie's like, I'll go talk to her again. And so that was happening. Right? Everybody with me? Yes. All the listeners. Just so you're caught up, this is Eddie's project to help her.

[Scuba Steve]

Yes.

[Daniel]

Okay, so Raymundo came to me, who's our producer. And you talked to her yesterday?

[Raymundo]

Yeah, she came into our podcast studio and she was bending over, changing the trash, doing a little bit of dusting, and lunch was actually even talking to her, just trying to Ask how she was doing. And we were seeing all signs of somebody that's doing totally fine. She was laughing, she was giggling, she didn't have a cough. I. I just don't necessarily see the sickness that Eddie's talking about.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, weird. No, I mean, I've seen it. So maybe it's a day to day thing, you know, where like, maybe she felt good yesterday. I don't, I don't know.

[Daniel]

You didn't ask her about it though. Well, yeah.

[Raymundo]

Lunch goes, how are you feeling? And then, yeah, she was being funny. And then she goes, good and like yelled it.

[Daniel]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

Just smiling and waiting.

[Scuba Steve]

Is it possible though, for like her to be sick one day and then feel better the next day?

[Lunchbox]

It was diary. And then we need to do a go funding what it is.

[Amy]

Well, is it also possible that Eddie's formed more of a relationship with her and she feels like she can open up to him? Most people at work don't share all of their internal problems with people in the office they don't want. So what if she's trying not to red flag that she's got something wrong? Because, you know, like, what do you

[Daniel]

think about the Eddie?

[Scuba Steve]

Like, faking it?

[Amy]

No, no, I don't think she's faking it. No, I'm saying she's, she's. Yeah, she's faking the happiness.

[Scuba Steve]

That's what I mean.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, yeah. Not faking the sickness. Yeah, I mean, I've seen her many, like so many days where she's just not feeling well. That's the reason I brought this up.

[Daniel]

And so next week though, you're going to be able to get us the update on exactly what's going on?

[Scuba Steve]

Yes.

[Daniel]

And you told her. The thing you told her though was you'd cover all the bills.

[Scuba Steve]

No, I did not say that. I said I want to help you. We want to help you. Just let us know what's going on with the doctor. Once you go to the doctor and do your visit and everything and they, they decide what they're going to do, what kind of procedure you need or whatever medicine.

[Daniel]

This is not all that you said. Now you're. No, I really did. I said all that stuff and then

[Scuba Steve]

you let us know.

[Daniel]

Let us know.

[Scuba Steve]

But that's what you guys told me to say. You said get more information so we know what we're dealing with and then we'll come up with a goal.

[Daniel]

Okay. It just sounded like you said, hey, let us know. We'll. We'll handle it all. And I don't Want that? Because that. It's on you.

[Scuba Steve]

Well, here's kind of a thing now. So, like, if Rey is onto something where she's feeling better now, she goes to the doctor, everything's cool. What do I. What I do now, Then everything's cool.

[Daniel]

Then she'll come back and be like, I feel good.

[Scuba Steve]

And then we're like, all right, false alarm, no help needed. Yeah, okay.

[Amy]

What's weird about that?

[Daniel]

No, I don't think she's expecting anything from us.

[Scuba Steve]

Right.

[Daniel]

Unless you've told her.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh, I told her that. Which one is it?

[Scuba Steve]

I just said, let me know and we can see what we can do to help you. That's all I said.

[Amy]

And we'll get you a new car.

[Scuba Steve]

No, I didn't say that.

[Daniel]

It's. Mortgage paid off.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay, so. So then we'll find out if she's feeling better. Ray, then maybe.

[Daniel]

But also, it's these two that are making this observation.

[Scuba Steve]

That's two. That's true too. And her English is kind of broken, so I don't know if these guys are really understanding what I was gonna say.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know how. Well, Eddie speaks Spanish. No, like she speaks. So Eddie communicated all of this in Spanish?

[Daniel]

Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay. I mean, it's a little Spanglish.

[Daniel]

Say to me that you'll take care of it.

[Scuba Steve]

That's what I said.

[Daniel]

That's right.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Daniel]

Okay, we have to go to Mike to make sure I passed the test. Okay, so next week. Next week then.

[Scuba Steve]

Next week we'll know what's up.

[Amy]

That was really good, Eddie.

[Scuba Steve]

Thank you, Amy.

[Daniel]

Yeah, I was a little surprised, too, that it was that hard.

[Scuba Steve]

Thank you.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Daniel]

Okay, the update is Ray and Lunchbox saw her talk to her. She wasn't coughing, so they think she's okay. All right, Someone on the show wants to spill the tea.

[Lunchbox]

Let's spill the tea.

[Daniel]

Basically, this is our tattletale segment. It. It's done anonymously. I have written one through five on my piece of paper. I need somebody to come and look at this, though. It doesn't matter.

[Amy]

Five things.

[Daniel]

No, no, no, no. I need one of you five come look at this and tell me if you think it's okay. Okay. Because this is one that is risky. It's so tea that I need to make sure that it's okay to share.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Daniel]

Does it make sense, what I'm saying?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Daniel]

Amy, pick a number. One through five.

[Amy]

Four.

[Daniel]

Four is. Morgan, do you want to see my page so you can see that that's true?

[Amy]

Okay. I see.

[Daniel]

So you pick four. Four is more. What?

[Amy]

I can't see that far away, but yeah.

[Daniel]

Okay, four was. Morgan. Okay, so there's nothing fishy. Morgan, come look at this.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Daniel]

Tell me if you think this is too Te to spill. Like, is it. Is it too personal or do you give it the thumbs up? It's anonymous.

[Amy]

Oh, gosh. Oh, boy.

[Scuba Steve]

It's that bad?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, wait, what?

[Daniel]

I don't know.

[Amy]

What do you guys. I want to say yes because I feel like we should share it, but I

[Daniel]

like how bad.

[Scuba Steve]

What's the level of that?

[Daniel]

Like, I don't know. I don't know. The bad is what I would say about it. It's not bad.

[Amy]

It's more awkward.

[Scuba Steve]

We love awkward.

[Daniel]

I mean, I read this and I went, this would be interesting, but I need someone to be in my eyes. So randomly picked the number. Morgan. You saw it. Heck, it could be about Morgan and she just saw it about herself. That could be it too.

[Amy]

I'm considering a lot of things right now.

[Daniel]

What? Thumbs up or thumbs down?

[Amy]

What are you leaning to? What's. What are you thinking?

[Lunchbox]

Don't let him influence your decision.

[Amy]

He's already seen her thumbs up.

[Daniel]

He. Huh?

[Amy]

You love awkward.

[Daniel]

I know I do, but this is you guys lives at stake here.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, who cares about that?

[Amy]

But you said it's not bad.

[Scuba Steve]

Come on, Morgan.

[Amy]

Awkward. I mean, is it like life ruining.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Daniel]

Is it gonna ruin America? No, no, no, no, no.

[Amy]

Okay, we're good. So I feel like it's okay.

[Daniel]

Okay. Okay, so we will now.

[Scuba Steve]

Now we worry. Is it me?

[Daniel]

Okay, so we will spill the tea. There is a voice changer of a segment here that someone is left. Okay, go ahead.

[Morgan]

Could you please look at Amy's lock screen? I find it a little weird that she still has her ex boyfriend as the picture on her lock screen of her phone. How is she gonna move on in her life? No other guys gonna date her when she has her old dude on the phone. Did you guys find this weird? Look at everybody's lock screen. Does anybody else have an X on it? I doubt it. Amy needs to change it. She needs help.

[Daniel]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Daniel]

It is. Amy's locked lock screen is her ex boyfriend.

[Scuba Steve]

Can we look at the lock screen?

[Daniel]

Oh, my God.

[Lunchbox]

She can't.

[Daniel]

Oh, my gosh. She can't move on.

[Amy]

So I don't. It rotates so, like, it rotates like for. It was my son holding our cat, and then a few days ago, it switched back to this and I just haven't taken like I need to go in and switch it. But that's, like, a lot of work for me, so I haven't told.

[Scuba Steve]

That sounds like a bad excuse, guys.

[Amy]

I don't even go through and clean up my text message.

[Scuba Steve]

Amy, just be honest with us.

[Amy]

I am being honest.

[Daniel]

You look at that a hundred times a day.

[Amy]

Yeah, but I'm not. I'm like, okay, yeah, so. But, like, then where do I go? I go, stop.

[Lunchbox]

She's not like, oh, my gosh. It's so new to me.

[Amy]

I. It is a lot of work for me.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, you put it on there, so you obviously know how to do it.

[Amy]

No, this. Type this. Like we're in front of the clock. My daughter did that. I don't. Or his son, actually.

[Scuba Steve]

What are you guys doing there? You're hugging.

[Amy]

Yes. Okay, so what do I do?

[Commercial Announcer]

I mean, I don't know.

[Scuba Steve]

Do you have to move on?

[Daniel]

Listen, you. Yeah, yeah. That's the big thing. Good point. Before I tell you how to change your phone, what you do is you move on. Eddie. Great points. I mean, number one, you find your picture, you hold your thumb down on it for an extended amount of time, and it pops up the thing, and then it goes. What would you like to do? You set his wallpaper.

[Commercial Announcer]

I just did that.

[Daniel]

Okay. What On.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Daniel]

No, you have to find a new picture.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe. Maybe she's not ready.

[Daniel]

Sometimes I'll look over and Amy's licking her phone.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, really?

[Daniel]

And I wonder if that's why.

[Amy]

That's not true.

[Daniel]

Should we do this? Like,

[Amy]

so that's not true, Amy.

[Scuba Steve]

Is it really?

[Daniel]

You don't have to change it. Don't do it for us. Don't make it performative. If you want to keep it on there and.

[Amy]

No, it.

[Commercial Announcer]

What?

[Scuba Steve]

Like, does it make you feel good to look at the picture?

[Amy]

Okay, here. So I take a better time of me and Stevenson, and then I hold it down extended.

[Daniel]

Or you can do the. Like you're sending it somewhere. Well, you have to break it.

[Amy]

Oh, boy. Can I help her?

[Daniel]

Yeah. Or you can push the arrow. You can do the arrow. You can do the arrow, too. Like you're gonna send it. Let's let Morgan help you. She's sad. She's gonna change the picture. She's gonna start crying. She's gonna start crying.

[Scuba Steve]

She's like, but I don't want to.

[Lunchbox]

Guys, like, don't do it, Morgan.

[Daniel]

He's gonna get a burner phone just to put that picture on it.

[Caller 1]

The other one.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Daniel]

What's it. What's the new picture.

[Amy]

I just found the latest one I have with Stevenson at distract me. But it was, I swear to you, like, a week ago. It was Stevenson with our cat.

[Lunchbox]

We believe you because you didn't know how to change it. But it changed.

[Amy]

No, no, it somehow changed. Oh, it did?

[Daniel]

Yes, your honor. Somehow the bank robbed itself, your honor.

[Amy]

Like. Is that a sign?

[Daniel]

I didn't change it. Now you're looking for a sign.

[Amy]

I didn't change it.

[Daniel]

But you just said. Is that a sign?

[Amy]

I was just saying I didn't change it. So how does that happen? How does that happen? How does that happen?

[Daniel]

I don't know. But if you should just be you regardless.

[Amy]

Definitely not.

[Daniel]

Well, who's.

[Amy]

Why looking at my phone anyways?

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, the anonymous. Who was that?

[Daniel]

It's talk of the town.

[Amy]

That was Scuba Steve on the voice changer. I know it.

[Daniel]

It's. It was talk of the town.

[Scuba Steve]

Amy, that doesn't matter.

[Daniel]

You think it was Scuba Steve because it sits right behind you in the glass room.

[Amy]

Well, yeah, and I could just.

[Daniel]

It doesn't matter. I'll say this. It was not Scuba Steve, and I will not say who it is, though, okay? Everything. You remain anonymous and anonymous. Spill the tea.

[Amy]

All right. Does everybody feel better now?

[Raymundo]

No.

[Lunchbox]

We didn't care.

[Daniel]

We didn't care originally that you had your ex boyfriend as your foot. We just wanted to know what was up.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, I had my son and my cat. I don't know how it switched back. And then for me, it's a lot of energy to go in there and figure out what I'm gonna change it to.

[Commercial Announcer]

I didn't even know how it changed. Morgan just helped me.

[Amy]

I don't.

[Scuba Steve]

Can I say something to the anonymous tea spiller? From here on out, can you just keep looking at the phone? If it goes back to that picture, we've got something tomorrow.

[Daniel]

Amy's got Jeremy Piven as our lock scre.

[Amy]

It goes back to that picture?

[Daniel]

Yeah. It's a sign. Then. You.

[Amy]

Y' all know I didn't do it.

[Daniel]

Yes, you did do it. I didn't. You did do it.

[Amy]

I did not.

[Daniel]

They don't just assign pictures into your log screen.

[Amy]

Look at me right now in lr.

[Daniel]

You don't know an lr. That is not your. You can't pass that along.

[Commercial Announcer]

Nlr.

[Amy]

I didn't put it back.

[Daniel]

Put it. But you put it there.

[Amy]

No, I. It was there a long time ago, and then I changed it to my son and cash.

[Daniel]

That.

[Amy]

I don't even really know how that took me forever.

[Scuba Steve]

Amy, breakups are hard.

[Amy]

I didn't rotated. It's emotional, and somehow it came back.

[Daniel]

Do you think that's a sign?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Daniel]

The fact that you're even not knowing means she doesn't know. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay, well, thank you for spilling the tea. There you have it. Now it's. There's the cat back on. Just you and Stevenson.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, it doesn't change yet.

[Daniel]

If we look back again, and it'll change it to be the first time I believed in science, that would be the first time ever. Bones, we have two moral dilemmas here. We're gonna go to Amy first. This is a clothing moral dilemma. What is your moral dilemma?

[Amy]

I ordered a denim jacket with fringe for I Heart Country.

[Daniel]

It's a festival next weekend.

[Amy]

Yes. And I got it. And I thought I would need a size small, but it's already an oversized situation, so the sleeves are really long. On me, it's big. So I was like, okay, shoot. I guess I need to return it and get the extra small. So while I have it sitting on my kitchen table waiting to box up and return, I get home from work yesterday, and my dog has eaten the extra button that comes with it, the tag. Thankfully, she spit out the safety pin, but it's. Now I can't return it, so I can't return it. I mean, I can't.

[Daniel]

So what is the moral dilemma that you want to return it?

[Amy]

Why? It's not a physical store. It's an online store. So I thought, could I test the waters and send an email to customer service and explain? Because they can track the package and tell that I literally just got it in, and they can check my Instagram. I haven't worn it.

[Daniel]

That's what they do. They started investigating people's socials.

[Amy]

I got it for this festival, and I need the extra small, and my dog ate it.

[Commercial Announcer]

Or I just take it to my

[Amy]

alterations person and have her cut the sleeves off so that it fits, and then problem solved. Because I don't want them to think

[Daniel]

I'm lying, because their opinion matters.

[Amy]

I know. It just feels. It feels like they probably get things like, oh, my dog. They do.

[Daniel]

But this is different. When Eddie wore stuff or lunchbox wore stuff and wanted to take it back.

[Amy]

Right.

[Daniel]

But that's not because they would wear stuff and be like, yep, had a good time in this for a couple days. Think I'm gonna take it back.

[Amy]

Yeah. And I feel like my dog has eaten tags off of, like, something from Zara before, but she only ate half the tag.

[Commercial Announcer]

And I was able to physically go

[Amy]

into the store and talk to them and be like, look, I didn't wear this.

[Daniel]

You don't even need to explain it.

[Amy]

But this is an online store.

[Daniel]

You can send it back. You never wore it.

[Amy]

You can't just send it back with no tags. Like, I'd have to get special permission. Like, if I send it back, no tags, they're not going to refund my money. And then I'd be out money and a jacket.

[Daniel]

I don't know that that's true, but I think you can make the call. I think they'll take it back. You never wore it. I think the moral dilemma part of

[Amy]

it is I just slip a note in and I never wore it.

[Daniel]

I think the moral dilemma part of it is you're safe to do that without feeling bad. Like, morally, you're doing nothing wrong.

[Amy]

Right.

[Daniel]

So will they take it back? I don't know. But how they were doing it. Wear shoes for three days and take them back. That I would say, no, you can't do that because you just bought them, wore the shoes, and then sent them back. Like, you cheated the system.

[Amy]

Right?

[Daniel]

You did. It didn't fit you. Your dog is a tag. You shouldn't be penalized because your dog is dead.

[Scuba Steve]

How about the dog at the button, too? Right?

[Daniel]

It's an extra button. Not the button on it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, it's the one in the bag.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes they attach a little bag with the tag that has a button.

[Daniel]

You're gonna say that. You can say the tag fell off. I've never worn it. Look at my Instagram. Well, then that's them on the phone.

[Commercial Announcer]

I don't want to say that.

[Amy]

I mean, I'd rather just tell the truth. My dog.

[Daniel]

Send it back. I promise you, it'll be fine.

[Amy]

I'm waiting for the button to come out.

[Daniel]

No, don't even do that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[Lunchbox]

no, no, no, no.

[Amy]

I'm not gonna put it back. But, I mean, the button's gonna need to come out. It's a big denim button.

[Daniel]

You can send it back. There's nothing morally wrong with that. What they do. Yeah, they're probably going, but you. You're good. You guys, lunchbox. What's your moral dilemma?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, my moral dilemma is, do I add one of my old teachers on Facebook? One of the teachers that was not a fan of mine in high school even rejected me from their organization called Pals Peer assistance, Leadership. I applied for it. They said, no, thanks. And when I was walking into graduation, this teacher was one of the group of teachers that pulled me aside and said, this is a dignified ceremony. Please act accordingly, or we will pull your diploma. And now, oh, I'm big and famous. I look. Friend request. And I don't know what to do. Do I just let it go or do I say reject? Just like you rejected me.

[Daniel]

But did you deserve to be rejected? Like, were you a problem and was she doing her job?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Daniel]

And then.

[Lunchbox]

So the. The organization was Peer assistance and leadership, something crap, I don't know. And I didn't get picked. And I was in algebra or something when I found out. And Alicia Yuma was in there with me, and she got rejected, and she was really upset. I said, alicia, don't worry. We're gonna start. Paps, people against Pals. I'm the president. You're vice president. And she. This teacher turned me into the principal for it. Like, oh, they're gonna riot against the pals. So I'm just like, what does it

[Daniel]

hurt if you accept somebody? That doesn't mean you're married to them or you owe them money. Accept them.

[Lunchbox]

You think I should be the bigger person?

[Scuba Steve]

I'm gonna say no to this almost like Steve Harvey. Remember he sent that teacher TV's every

[Daniel]

year until she died? And I felt like, that's a little overboard, man.

[Scuba Steve]

I love it. You know what? Lunchbox, kick rocks. Tell them to kick rocks.

[Daniel]

No, don't say anything. Just don't accept it if you're gonna do that.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay, yeah, don't say anything.

[Daniel]

You could send a message and say, nah, never mind. I don't want to tell you what to do. That's stupid. You should do that.

[Lunchbox]

I. I thought about sending a message saying, hey, remember when you rejected me from Pals? Then you pulled me aside at graduation? Like, how dignified am I now?

[Scuba Steve]

I love it.

[Lunchbox]

That's what she said. This is a dignified, like, also, I

[Daniel]

don't think her feelings are going to be hurt because Lunchbox didn't accept her on Facebook.

[Amy]

And also, if she never said, listen to our show, I don't know that you would fall into the dignified category.

[Daniel]

Did you say it? Not a her.

[Lunchbox]

I never said to her.

[Scuba Steve]

I feel like you did say her. No, because I'm thinking her.

[Daniel]

Yeah, I think most. Most teachers, at least where I grew up, were women. But so it could be a dude, and if so, he was just jealous of you.

[Lunchbox]

I could be a 2.

[Daniel]

Was it a dude?

[Joel McHale]

Nope.

[Scuba Steve]

No.

[Daniel]

Okay. Why did you just do that?

[Amy]

You must have said, just accept it and then say whatever you want to say to her.

[Daniel]

You know who accepted me on Facebook. And I. I've recently only got back on Facebook a little bit.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, I think we went over Mac Brown. Yeah, we talked about it.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

[Daniel]

I haven't messaged him. I haven't messaged him yet. I'm not a Texas football fan.

[Scuba Steve]

But you're a boy.

[Daniel]

I don't know. I never met Mac Brown.

[Amy]

Just people's boys.

[Daniel]

Mac Brown was like the head coach of Texas. Won a national championship there.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Daniel]

And it was like, people you may know. And I was like, I don't know. But I requested him. I guess I'm dignified. He accepted it. So me and Mac Brown, big Facebook friends now.

[Scuba Steve]

I had a teacher from college, you know, one of my professors who, like, was just always hard on me. Like, I remember I had signed up to go to see a death. One of these, like, a death penalty executions. And he purposely didn't sign my paper, so I never got to do it. And I was so mad at him forever. He hit me up on Facebook. And you know what he told me? This was like, years ago.

[Caller 2]

Show.

[Scuba Steve]

How did you get on the Bobby Bone show?

[Daniel]

Dang, dude.

[Scuba Steve]

I got so upset at that.

[Lunchbox]

Like, what do you mean, how did I get on?

[Amy]

What if he was just saying, wow?

[Scuba Steve]

Because I know how he was when I was in school.

[Daniel]

That's how he was when you were in school. That doesn't mean how he is now.

[Scuba Steve]

How did you get on the Bobby Boat?

[Amy]

And it was high school.

[Scuba Steve]

No, college.

[Amy]

Oh, college. Okay. I was about to say they're sending

[Commercial Announcer]

high schoolers, so Lunchbox.

[Scuba Steve]

No, don't accept that person.

[Amy]

I say accept it.

[Daniel]

It. I say accept it. And don't send a message and see if she messages you.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Amy]

I say let it go.

[Daniel]

Yeah, you can let it go. I'm not Mr. Let It Go, though. You know me.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, you're growing.

[Daniel]

I don't. No, no, no. I don't hold grudges. I don't wish bad things upon people. Well, there is one person I wish bad stuff on. And if I see him at our country speaking to that, it ain't gonna be pretty.

[Amy]

What?

[Scuba Steve]

He said this before.

[Daniel]

It is not gonna be pretty.

[Amy]

Why would you see who.

[Daniel]

That I ain't gonna say on the air. Okay, listen, I'm not Mr. Beat Him Up Guy. I ain't getting a Fist fight. But if somebody that I. That it comes up to me at iheart country that I know is gonna be there, it is gonna be ugly, you know? Yeah, it's gonna be. It's gonna be real ugly. It's gonna be awkward for everybody involved. Okay, you want to talk about dignified?

[Scuba Steve]

Would it be on stage?

[Daniel]

No, because it definitely wouldn't be on stage.

[Scuba Steve]

All right. Just making sure. Because I'd be crazy front of the whole festival. That'd be crazy.

[Daniel]

Yeah. You don't know who it is?

[Amy]

I don't know, and I'm trying to figure it out. I mean, I know who you would feel that way about, but why would

[Commercial Announcer]

you see them at I Heart Country?

[Daniel]

That's the question that America wants to know. It will be awkward if I see them. It will not be pretty. I told our boss that. I was like, if this person.

[Amy]

What am I missing?

[Daniel]

A lot. If this person says anything to me and it is not going to be pretty, I'm not gonna, like, throw hands or anything, because I'll probably get. I don't know. I. I mean, I don't know if I get beat up or not, but I don't want to fight another fighter. But it won't be. It won't be good. Have the phones ready.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Got it.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Scuba Steve]

You still don't know, Amy? I don't know.

[Amy]

I know who. I know who you feel that way about, but my. I don't understand why they would be there.

[Daniel]

My point is, I don't hold grudges. Except for this one. This is the only grudge I have in my life. Oh.

[Amy]

Are you gonna tell me why they'd be there?

[Daniel]

There are people that I'm like, ah, I. I feel like I was done wrong, so I'm just not gonna be associated with it. I don't wish anything bad upon them. That's everybody that I don't really talk with. I don't care. Have a good life, man. I'm going good. Only I hold one grudge and one grudge only, and it runs deep. Then there's scar tissue, and if I see them, it's gonna be awkward. That's all right, Lunchbox. Accept it and see if she messages you.

[Lunchbox]

Okay?

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Daniel]

All right, everybody good? Eddie, I'm sorry about your thing, too.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, man, that was crazy.

[Daniel]

How did you get on my bone show?

[Scuba Steve]

That's a good question.

[Daniel]

I know, right?

[Amy]

Bones?

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Daniel]

Hey, get ready.

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[Daniel]

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[Voiceover/Intro]

Turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear Eddie Emmy launch box. More game two. Scooby, Steve, Red Habits trying to put you through. Mike D's riding his wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby bone store at

[Daniel]

90 seconds on the clock. How many morning Cornies can me, lunchbox and Eddie get? Right. Amy ready over there?

[Amy]

Yep.

[Daniel]

All right, here we go.

[Raymundo]

The morning Corny.

[Commercial Announcer]

What do you call an angry monkey?

[Daniel]

Mad chimp. Chimp. Mad.

[Lunchbox]

Mad baboon.

[Daniel]

Mad bone. An angry monkey. Salty ape. Ape.

[Lunchbox]

A crap ape.

[Scuba Steve]

Angry.

[Daniel]

What are words for angry? Let's just play them. Angry. Upset. Really angry.

[Scuba Steve]

Frustrated.

[Daniel]

Frustrating. Furious.

[Scuba Steve]

Furious is good.

[Lunchbox]

Chimpanzee.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, boy. This is bad.

[Commercial Announcer]

What do you call an angry monkey?

[Lunchbox]

Peeled off.

[Daniel]

Who are famous monkeys?

[Lunchbox]

George. Curious.

[Daniel]

Furious George.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Good job.

[Amy]

Why? Why can't you own a sick eagle?

[Lunchbox]

Sick eagle.

[Scuba Steve]

Soaring flies.

[Lunchbox]

Sick.

[Daniel]

A sick eagle.

[Scuba Steve]

That's fever.

[Daniel]

Vomit.

[Scuba Steve]

Virus.

[Lunchbox]

Bird flu.

[Daniel]

Bird flu. Oh, man.

[Amy]

Why can't you own a sick eagle?

[Daniel]

You can't own an eagle. It's against the lawn. And they put you in jail in America.

[Scuba Steve]

I mean, that's the real answer.

[Lunchbox]

Peto come after you.

[Daniel]

Sick eagle. Bald. A sick eagle. Eagle. An ill eagle. It's illegal.

[Lunchbox]

Illegal.

[Amy]

Illegal. Okay. What do you call a place where the animals practice martial arts?

[Daniel]

Taekwondo,

[Scuba Steve]

Dojo.

[Daniel]

Those are hard today. I like it, though. I like the challenge.

[Amy]

Jiu jitsu.

[Daniel]

Oh, taekwondu. Wasn't that good? Jiu Jitsu was good. You know, guys, not our best number.

[Scuba Steve]

What do we get?

[Daniel]

2. Yeah, but I feel pretty solid. We work for those. We were talking about stuff kids put in the toilet, and so we got a lot of voicemails about those. Hit it.

[Caller 1]

We rented cabins on Moosehead Lake, and my nephew flushed toys. Washcloths and other items down the toilet ended up flooding the upstairs bathroom and it ran down into the kitchen below. And then the following week, after we left the cabin, the owners of the cabin posted on their Facebook page a video of them extracting everything that was inside the toilet. They actually removed the toilet, took it outside, had a plunger with air, and blew all the toys out of the inside of the toilet.

[Lunchbox]

That is tough.

[Daniel]

Give me another one.

[Caller 2]

Well, when my daughter was 2, she wanted to help mommy do the laundry. And she put dirty clothes, clean clothes, all kinds of clothes into the toilet and just started flushing. It got clogged up and my sister in law had come over before my husband had had a chance to fix it. We told her, do not use the upstairs bathroom. Well, she didn't feel well and she used the upstairs bathroom. That's it. Have a great day.

[Daniel]

The kid's heart was in the right place, of course.

[Scuba Steve]

Wanted to do the laundry.

[Daniel]

Laundry, yes. One more. Next one.

[Caller 2]

My son, two years ago, was 12 years old and acting out a lot. He decided he was gonna get back at us for I don't know what reason. He flushed an entire roll of toilet paper, including this cardboard inner piece. He decided to go to bed and not tell anybody. We ended up having an entire floor flooded and it took six months to fix the house. About $50,000.

[Daniel]

So yeah, 50 grand.

[Scuba Steve]

Gosh, man, that's just.

[Daniel]

That's nothing but your story now.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, yeah, now I feel better about the crazy part.

[Daniel]

Was a whole controller, a PlayStation controller.

[Scuba Steve]

I know how we got down there. Who knows?

[Daniel]

Crazy. Thank you for the call. Calls leave us a voicemail about anything. Not that anymore. We got some good ones there, but you can 877-77-Bobby. 877-77-B O B B Y Bobby Bone. Show Bonehead.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes us from Delaware. There was a marathon over the weekend. The guys in first place, about 150 yards to go, he's got it in the bag. He throws his hands up, slows down, acknowledging the crowd. When the guy from second place, at about 100 yards back, he starts making his move. Second place comes back to win. That's his buddy yelling at the finish line, going, go, go, go.

[Bobby Bones]

I was so surprised.

[Daniel]

The guy in second place had so much juice left.

[Lunchbox]

I was shocked.

[Bobby Bones]

He was sprinting.

[Daniel]

I was like, dude, you could have won the whole thing if you put this. Just a little bit of this effort. Because he saw the guy up front slowing down and celebrating. So he turned on the afterburners.

[Amy]

Oh, wow.

[Daniel]

But like if he had burner left and here. I'm not here to race Shame. That's one thing I ain't here to do. But didn't you think he had so much in the track?

[Lunchbox]

I was shocked how much he had left. I was like, it looks like he just started the race. It's a hundred yard dash and he is full blast.

[Daniel]

Yeah. Yeah. What does that show you? Yeah, don't.

[Scuba Steve]

Don't celebrate too early.

[Daniel]

Fry over spilled milk. Yeah. Or that too.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay. Y' all were thinking about the guy that slowed down. I was thinking about the guy that sped up.

[Scuba Steve]

What's the bonehead?

[Amy]

So I'm like, don't underestimate yourself.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Daniel]

This is not to make you feel good. This is the bonehead.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

We're going straight on the bat.

[Daniel]

This is not telling me something good. This is the bonehead.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Tricked me.

[Caller 2]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead. Story of the day.

[Daniel]

I was talking to Joel McHale. You'd know him from the suit community. He hosts House of Villains. He's also on animal control. Season four finales tonight on Fox at 8pm Central. And I was talking to him about what people recognized him from the most because he's done a lot. And the first time he felt famous. Let's go on the Bobby Bones show now. Joel McHale, was there a point where you started to get recognized a little bit to where you started to realize there was some traction happening?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, I was at a restaurant. I was sitting at a table, and I remember hearing a person go, hey, we got a clip on the suit. Hey, we got on the soup. And I was like, what, What? What's happening? So that was pretty good. And then I did an event that Elvis Costello was at. Gigantic. Elvis Costello fan. And he was like, oh, you're the guy that tells the jokes. And I was like, oh, yeah, that's me. I just got recognized by Elvis Costello. It was good because it was never a hit out of the, like. I've never, like, Community was not a hit out of the box. Soup was not a hit. I've never been on anything that like that, like a TV show where it was like, oh, you're Glee, you're modern. You are a bonafide hit out of the gate. And this is going forever.

[Daniel]

Can you tell by who's coming up to you what they know you from before they tell you what they know you from?

[Joel McHale]

Yes, you can tell by the age.

[Bobby Bones]

Give me a few differences.

[Joel McHale]

Women in their 40s and 50s remember me. From the soup. Young kids walk up to me. I was like, oh, this is a community fan. And then they'll go, no, no, you were Shaggy, right, In Scooby Doo. I was like, that's Matthew Lill. And ironically, Matthew and I were just in a movie together. So. Scream 7.

[Daniel]

Will there ever be a community movie?

[Joel McHale]

Yeah, at some point. Yeah. We have the money. I know that now people don't believe anything when they. When they ask it now, but it. We have all agreed and we all. It is going to happen if all the schedules line up. I swear to you community fans and I, everyone wants to do it. I mean, I might be too old to do it, but that's fine. That's fine. I'll. I can. I'll find. We'll get somebody to play me.

[Daniel]

The season finale of Animal control is April 23, and it was just announced it's renewed for another season. So that's. Is that fit? Your fifth season's coming. That's a long run now. Yeah.

[Joel McHale]

I can't believe it. On a network. I can't, like, you know, every. The whole model has changed. So thank you, Fox. And, yeah, it was a little show that could. And the first season, I think the numbers were okay. And then. And then they hung in there with it. And it's then, it's now it's doing pretty well. And I'm like, thank God. So, yeah, it's same thing with. That's how Community was like. The first season was like, okay, it's pretty good. It's doing okay. And we just slowly but surely wore. Wore people down and got them to watch it.

[Voiceover/Intro]

Bobby Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

If you want to watch that full

[Daniel]

interview with Joel McHale, well, it's on Netflix or you can listen, search for the Bobbycast on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts, we're gone. We'll see you tomorrow. Hope you have a great day tomorrow. Easy trivia tomorrow. Jason Aldean on the show. Have a great Thursday. Bye, everybody.

[Bobby Bones]

The Bobby Bones show theme song written,

[Daniel]

produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo, Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Daniel]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Daniel]

to book your cabin.

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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