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Amy
This is.
Bobby Bones
Welcome to Thursday's show morning studio. Okay, now we will attempt to perform the 12 days of Bobby Bone Show Christmas. If we mess up, we have to start over. And there are 12 days and everybody kind of has something that is reflective of themselves. Okay, now, is there music to this? Yes. Are we allowed to play the music to this? Yeah. Without getting sued. It's good.
Lunchbox
It's pretty old, right?
Eddie
This song's old.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so hit it. And I go first. Here we go. Okay. I gotta get the right key here. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A razorbag jersey to wear. Amy.
Amy
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two therapists.
Bobby Bones
And a razorbag jersey to wear. Eddie.
Eddie
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Three homemade.
Bobby Bones
Salsas, two therapists, and a razorbag jersey to wear. Mike.
Eddie
On the fourth day of Christmas, my.
Bobby Bones
True love gave to me Four movie.
Eddie
Stubs, three homemade salsas, two therapists, and.
Bobby Bones
A razorback jersey to wear. Lunchbox. Oh, my God.
Eddie
That's you.
Lunchbox
I don't know. I. I don't know when to go.
Bobby Bones
Everybody.
Amy
He told you he said lunchbox.
Lunchbox
No, no, I know my name. I know.
Bobby Bones
You've done this every year, and you didn't practice.
Eddie
On the fifth day.
Bobby Bones
I didn't.
Lunchbox
When the song is going, I don't know at what point to start after.
Bobby Bones
He said lunchbox and you heard three.
Eddie
Of them do it.
Bobby Bones
This is what we. I'm angry now. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A razorbag jersey to wear on the second day.
Amy
Of Christmas, my true love gave to.
Bobby Bones
Me Two therapists and a razorbag jersey to wear. Eddie.
Eddie
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Three homemade.
Bobby Bones
Salsas, two therapists, and a razorback jersey to wear on the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Eddie
Four movie stubs, three homemade salsas, two.
Bobby Bones
Therapists, and a razorbag jersey to wear. Hold on.
Lunchbox
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Bobby Bones
Wait, wait, wait.
Lunchbox
Five losing lotto tickets.
Bobby Bones
Four movie stubs.
Eddie
Three homemade salsas, two therapists, and a.
Bobby Bones
Razorbag jersey to wear. All right, Morgan.
Amy
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Six rescued.
Lunchbox
Animals, five losing lotto tickets.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Four movie stubs, three homemade salsas, two.
Bobby Bones
Therapists, and a razorbag jersey to where? Abby.
Amy
On the seventh day of my horse gave to me Seven angry callers, six.
Lunchbox
Rescued animals, five losing lotto tickets, four.
Bobby Bones
Movie stubs, three homemade salsas, two therapists, and a razorbag jersey to wear. Scuba Steve.
Lunchbox
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eight hall ball headquarters.
Bobby Bones
Eight hole ball haul.
Lunchbox
Like, where were you?
Amy
That can't be for real.
Eddie
I mean, let's not act like the rest of it was perfect.
Amy
It wasn't.
Morgan
Zachary.
Lunchbox
Buzz Lunchbox was looking at me, and he made me nervous.
Bobby Bones
Well, he did freak out when scuba started.
Lunchbox
He was like, oh, God, I did not do anything with scuba.
Bobby Bones
Sang.
Eddie
Oh, boy.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
And then what happened to Abby's voice?
Lunchbox
Abby's the one I freaked out. Cause he sounded like a dude jumped on the mic.
Bobby Bones
Are you sick?
Amy
Know what's going on with my voice.
Lunchbox
That's why I freaking lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Well, when Scuba started. Look like an earthquake hit him.
Eddie
No, I didn't.
Bobby Bones
It was.
Amy
No, he was responding cuz Abby. And then she was like, oh, my voice. Sorry.
Bobby Bones
When. When he started. It was like the table started shaking cuz he jumped on it.
Eddie
All right, take it from the top.
Bobby Bones
We got.
Eddie
No, no.
Bobby Bones
So what do we do? Well, we have to. Abby, can you. If we take a break, can you, like, rest your voice or something?
Amy
Yeah, I'll clear my throat.
Bobby Bones
Are you sick?
Amy
I don't know what's going on with my voice.
Bobby Bones
You gotta fight through it. It's like a big performance. You're a singer. You gotta fight through it.
Amy
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Eddie
That's not bad.
Amy
Seven Angry cards.
Lunchbox
That's it.
Bobby Bones
You don't push it too hard. Just push it just enough.
Caller
Okay.
Amy
Okay, so we're starting with Abby.
Bobby Bones
No, no. Okay, hold on.
Eddie
We do it live.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Here we go again. Take three.
Eddie
Come on, guys.
Bobby Bones
The Bobby Bones show performs the 12 Days of Christmas. Everybody, let's go. Focus in. Nail it. Action. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A Razorback jersey to wear on the first day.
Amy
No.
Lunchbox
Second.
Bobby Bones
Oh, we're not focused, guys.
Lunchbox
Hey, hey.
Amy
Yes, yes, yes.
Lunchbox
We're not focused.
Bobby Bones
Focused.
Amy
Yeah. Because how would we go first?
Bobby Bones
We're not focused.
Eddie
I'll be honest. Everyone's really nervous.
Amy
Honestly, I. I nailed it the first time. Just a little. Got a little freaked out.
Eddie
Everyone's there. Lighten up, guys, okay?
Bobby Bones
This is supposed to be fun. This is fun. Free and easy. Shake it off. Lights are on brightest right now.
Amy
Okay.
Morgan
Okay.
Lunchbox
Let's go.
Amy
At least it was early.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Well, third one, though.
Morgan
Like four.
Eddie
Here we go.
Bobby Bones
Hey, you gotta kill. We gotta stop us. Also, Sciences. You're killing it every time. Okay. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A razorback jersey to wear on the second day.
Amy
Of Christmas, my true love gave to.
Bobby Bones
Me two therapists and a razorbag jersey.
Eddie
To wear on the third day of Christmas, my true love grew to me three homemade salsas, two therapists, and a.
Bobby Bones
Razorbag jersey to wear Mike. On the 4th day of Christmas my.
Eddie
True love gave to me 4 movie stubs, 3 homemade salsas, 2 therapists, and.
Bobby Bones
A razorbag jersey to wear on the.
Lunchbox
5Th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 5 losing lottery tickets.
Eddie
4 movie stubs 3 homemade salsas, two.
Bobby Bones
Therapists and a razorbag jersey to wear.
Lunchbox
Morgan.
Amy
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Six rescued.
Lunchbox
Animals, five losing lottery tickets, four movie.
Eddie
Stubs, three homemade salsas, two therapists and.
Bobby Bones
A razorbag jersey to wear. All right, Abby.
Amy
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Seven angry.
Lunchbox
Callers, six rescued animals, five losing lottery.
Eddie
Tickets, four movie stubs, three homemade salsas.
Bobby Bones
Two therapists and a razorbag jersey to wear. Scuba Steve.
Eddie
On the 8th day of Christmas my.
Lunchbox
True love gave to me 8 ball.
Amy
Heads, a glistening 7 angry callers, 6.
Lunchbox
Rescued animals, 5 losing lottery tickets, 4.
Eddie
Movie stubs, 3 homemade salsas, 2 therapists.
Bobby Bones
And a razorbag jersey to wear.
Lunchbox
On the 9th day of Christmas my true Love gave to me 9 protein smoothies, 8 bald heads, a glistening 7.
Amy
Angry Collars, 6 rescued animals, 5 losing.
Eddie
Lottery tickets, 4 movie stubs, three homemade.
Bobby Bones
Salsas, 2 therapists & a razorbag jersey to wear all the.
Amy
Girls. On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten freezing.
Lunchbox
Studios. Nine protein smoothies, eight bald heads.
Amy
A glistening seven angry callers, six rescued.
Lunchbox
Animals, five losing lottery tickets, four movie.
Eddie
Stubs, three homemade salsas, two therapists and.
Bobby Bones
A razor bag jersey to wear.
Eddie
Guys. On the 11th day of Christmas.
Lunchbox
My true love came to me 11 broken cameras, 10 freezing studios, nine protein.
Bobby Bones
Smoothies, eight bald heads, a glistening, seven.
Lunchbox
Angry callers, six rescued animals, five losing.
Eddie
Lottery tickets, four movie stubs, three homemade.
Bobby Bones
Salsas, two therapists and a razorbag jersey to wear.
Lunchbox
Everybody. On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 12.
Bobby Bones
Alarm blocks blaring, 11 broken cameras, 10.
Lunchbox
Freezing studios, nine protein smoothies, eight bald.
Amy
Heads, a glistening seven angry callers, six.
Lunchbox
Rescued animals, five losing lottery tickets, four.
Eddie
Movie stubs, three homemade salsas, two therapists.
Lunchbox
And a razorbag jersey to.
Amy
Wear. Merry.
Caller
Christmas. You were talking about the girl that thought she had a rat in her food. I had a big table and one of the ladies at the table fit into her breadstick and she. I walked back over to the table and she was like, hey, I found this in my breadstick. It was a tooth, a human tooth. So, love you guys. Love the.
Morgan
Show. Thanks.
Bobby Bones
Bye. I think I'm out on breadsticks the rest of my life if I'm eating a breadstick and there's a tooth in one. I have food trauma with a couple of things. Once when I was very young, we used to get government subsidized food so you'd go wait in line and you'd get the food. My grandma would take me, and we got this big thing of pudding. We didn't have a lot of food, so I ate the whole thing of pudding. I can't eat pudding to this day still. If I do, it's very little. Another one was when I was working at Hobby Lobby. I just had baseball practice. I was starving. The only thing because I was working the register was payday candy bars that I felt like was kind of nutritious because there were peanuts in it. And I had, like, seven for dinner. Can't do a payday. To this day, I have food trauma from that, but nothing compared if I had a breadstick and there was a tooth in it, a human.
Amy
Tooth. I'm just trying to figure out how. I guess maybe when they were mixing up the dough for the bread, like.
Bobby Bones
They'Re. Don't. You know, the tooth falls.
Amy
Out. They're facing a.
Eddie
Tooth. Yeah. Like. Or is it a kid baking the.
Amy
Breadstick? Or is it.
Bobby Bones
A. Like.
Amy
A. You know, some people have those. They have, like, a flipper. Isn't it called a flipper where you insert, like, just a tooth because you've got, like, a snaggle tooth or.
Eddie
Something? It could be an.
Bobby Bones
Implant. I pictured a fist fight above the bread. Oh, that's bizarre. I'd have food trauma from that. I. I waited tables for a few years, and when I did that, people would say they had hairs in their food. And I bet you 75% of them were people's own hairs, either that they put in. I don't think that was the majority of the hairs in the food or that came from them. And they didn't know it because someone would be like, I got this red hair in my food. It's really long. And I look at the food, and I'm like, oh, that's really. And I look up, ma', am, I want to see you have red hair.
Amy
Right? And, like, with red hair, you're in the minority.
Bobby Bones
Hair. And, like, one of 25 people have red hair and nobody in the kitchen has red hair. But no, I would struggle with eating breadsticks again. If I found a tooth, I don't have a problem. If you get a bag of salad from a place and there's a frog in there or a bug. Do you know why? Because what you're asking for is something natural. And if things die naturally, like, if they're grabbing with a big claw, a big salad claw, they're tearing all the salad up, and there's a frog that was living in the forest. I don't get grossed out by that. That's actually extra.
Amy
Natural. So you still eat the lettuce comes from the.
Bobby Bones
Forest. Well, the.
Morgan
Garden. The.
Bobby Bones
Amazon. Okay, the.
Amy
Garden. Yeah. I mean, you're.
Bobby Bones
Probably.
Amy
You're. You're not going to eat it, though.
Lunchbox
Right? I.
Eddie
Would. I.
Morgan
Would.
Bobby Bones
Oh. Because that means it was very.
Amy
Natural. You're just like, I'll rinse it off. I'm not going to clean it anymore at the company. Like, I'm not going to do.
Morgan
Anything. Cause it is what it.
Amy
Is. But I don't know that I'm gonna be able to eat that particular.
Bobby Bones
Bag. It makes me really want to eat the bag more. I really was in the mood for salad until I knew how natural it.
Amy
Was. Yeah, I know, but the frog. Did it suffocate in the bag? Like, does it have little. Now frog.
Morgan
Germs? You.
Amy
Know? Cause, like, when living things die, excretions happen and.
Bobby Bones
Stuff. Or when they live, how would they live? That's right. Next.
Caller
One. I just wanted to commend Bobby on his handling of the Sean Ryan mistake, because I thought he was really commendable for not getting upset over the mistake in the first place, and in the second place, for going ahead with the interview. I'm almost more interested in hearing that. Anyway, I'm so proud of him and just wanted him to know that the listeners are behind him and support him and are really grateful that he handled it that way. So good job.
Bobby Bones
Bobby. Do you know this? Okay, let me tell you the.
Amy
Story. I was looking around, like, why do I not know what's going.
Bobby Bones
On? Great. So on the Bobbycast, which, by the way, is going to Netflix in January, super excited about that. But on the Bobbycast, we were booking Sean Ryan. Now, Sean Ryan has a massive podcast, also lives here, where we live. He's a former Navy Seal. He was in the CIA monster. Five million subscribers on YouTube. And so I told Morgan one, I said, hey, let's book Sean Ryan. That would be awesome. And he lives here. So fun to talk to him. And so the next day, she's like, we got him. I said, well, that's quick. The guy's super famous, and his podcast is. It has millions and millions every episode. She's like, yeah, we got him. Great. We set in the calendar, made sure the time was good for both of us. I was very much looking forward to it. Mike D. Who produces the Bobby cast, is like, we got a little issue here. I was like, oh, man. He canceled. He goes, no, this is not the Same Sean Ryan. So they booked a Shawn Ryan that spells his name different. So Sean that I wanted was S H, A, W, N. The other Shawn Ryan is a musician here in town named, who just got a call going, hey, will you come do Bobby Bones podcast? And he's like, heck, yeah, I.
Eddie
Will. He's.
Amy
Pumped. So he's like, scan or.
Bobby Bones
Something. Yeah. So wrong one. And I didn't want this guy to.
Amy
Feel.
Bobby Bones
One. He already set aside time and he's not somebody we would have normally put on the show. He's very, very up and coming. Who knows if he'll ever be coming? Doesn't matter. And I thought, man, I don't want to do him wrong. Let's bring him up anyway. And so it doesn't come out on the Bobby cast till next week. But I just didn't want him to think we were jerking him around. And then I told him, I said, hey, you have to know how this happened. I don't want to have you up and you not know what's going on. So I told him, I said, we tried to book the other Sean Ryan, but would love to have you come up. And he did. He was homeless for a while. This version, we did it yesterday. It comes out next.
Amy
Week. Oh.
Bobby Bones
Wow. He was homeless for a while, moved to Nashville, was in like a. He was like busking homeless with his brother and dad. So it ended up being good. But we tried to book Sean Ryan the Navy seal, and we got Sean Ryan the musician by.
Amy
Accident. Nice. Okay, now. Now her call makes.
Bobby Bones
Sense. The world does things random and weird and sometimes it turns out awesome. So, yeah, subscribe to the Bobbycast, which, by the way, yeah, it goes up on Netflix in January. I'm super excited about that. Don't know the exact date yet, but it'll still be the same if you listen to it audio wise on iHeartRadio or wherever you listen to it. But then the video will be on Netflix at some point, we think in mid to late.
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Lunchbox
You. It's the anonymous inbox. Anonymous inbox. There's a question to be had. Send it into the.
Bobby Bones
Mailbag. Hello Bobby Bones. My girlfriend has this habit of reading my texts over my shoulder. Anytime I'm texting a friend answering a work message, she just leans over and watches. When I brought it up once, she laughed and said, I'm not snooping, I'm curious. I don't have anything to hide, but it still feels like my personal space gets invaded every time she does it. I don't want to make this a bigger deal than it is, but something about it feels off. So is it harmless curiosity or is it pointing toward a bigger trust or boundary issue? What do you think? Sign Phone Privacy Panic okay, so the first thing is, have you been busted in the past doing shady stuff on your phone? If the answer is no, let's go this way. It is a bit weird. If the answer is yes, then it Makes.
Amy
Sense. I feel like it's no. Unless we're not getting the full truth. I feel like he hasn't. Because otherwise, if you were to ask her that, she'd be like, well, you know, we have trust issues because of so and so. But she was like, oh, I'm just, you know, being.
Bobby Bones
Curious. So we're not going to say there's any trust issues. And that was my point, is that if we're gonna go, no, you haven't done anything shady. That's where we're gonna live for the answer here. Because if you have yes, then. Dude, come.
Eddie
On. That's.
Bobby Bones
It. Okay, so I would think that if someone is really looking at your phone all the time, they probably have stuff on their phone they don't want you to.
Amy
See. Oh, she's.
Eddie
Projecting.
Bobby Bones
Interesting. Because she really just could be.
Amy
Curious.
Bobby Bones
Interesting. But if she's always looking to see what's up, she's probably got stuff that's up. It doesn't have to be cheating, but there's probably stuff that's up. That would be where I would advise you to spend a little your time being. Having.
Amy
Awareness. What if in her last relationship there was trust.
Bobby Bones
Issues? Could.
Lunchbox
Be.
Bobby Bones
Sure. Definitely could be. But that's. That's her not answering honestly. Then if we're using her answer. I'm just.
Lunchbox
Curious. I.
Caller
Know.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Yeah. So let's remove all the trust issues from. From you or her past. If she's just curious, she probably doesn't want you to.
Amy
See. Wow. My brain did not go there. Mine went to, wow, she's just a nosy.
Bobby Bones
Bee. And I don't think that hiding your phone automatically means you're up to something. For example, people used to tell my wife, bobby has his phone upside down all the time. Like, that's. That's weird. Do you know why I keep my phone upside down all the.
Amy
Time? So you don't get distracted by.
Bobby Bones
It. I'm gonna be doing the show. I keep it upside down all the time, unless I'm waiting for something because I don't want to get distracted. So when I'm home, I keep it down. If I'm talking to her, I keep it down. It's not because I'm hiding a text message from anybody. So there are certain parts of that that just aren't accurate. Like it's not one size fits all. Another thing is, there were times where I would hide my phone for my wife, especially if I had ordered her a present. Like once at Christmas, we went to Oklahoma for Christmas, and While we were gone, I had them build an outdoor fireplace for her, and I got an email about it as she was. As we were looking at an email together. It comes on the top. Hey, you're outdoor fire. And I'm like, she saw it. So there's also reasons to hide your phone. But, bro, I think she's. I don't say up to no good, but that's. That's Snoopy. And if she's trying to look here, she's probably gonna look at your phone. You're not around too.
Amy
Well. She's gonna need to know the code and.
Bobby Bones
Stuff. She probably knows about looking at you when you type it.
Amy
In. What if he has facial recognition.
Bobby Bones
But you still can't do the code? I guess you'd have to see the code, though, huh? I don't know. I don't like.
Eddie
It. You know those.
Bobby Bones
Filters. I don't like.
Eddie
It. You're seeing the ones where, like, you can't look at someone's phone because it, like, blacks it out. You have to be looking.
Amy
Right? Oh, yeah, Bobby has.
Bobby Bones
That. I didn't put a new one on whenever I got a new phone, but I did have one on, like, the last phone. It was.
Eddie
Awesome. Yeah, it's so.
Amy
Cool. Yeah, it's like a screen.
Bobby Bones
Protector. And people would be like, bobby has this on his phone. To my wife, she's like, dude.
Amy
He. Yeah, but it's also just for privacy, like, even on an.
Bobby Bones
Airplane. Yeah. Because I would be. I'd be mildly concerned if she's always looking over your shoulder. I don't think it's a red flag, but I think it's a pink flag, and you need to do some investigating. That'd be my answer there. I think she's up to no good if you don't know the truth. All right, there you have it. Close it up. It's time for the good news.
Amy
With producer.
Eddie
Eddie Michael Greeny. He's a New York City police detective, and he's on his way to work, where he sees this car just going fast down the shoulder. He's like, that's just weird that it's on the shoulder, going so quickly. Something must be wrong. So he pulls the car over in his cop car, and he gets out, and the dad's like, help me. Help me. My son. He's choking in the backseat. I'm trying to get to the hospital. So the detective opens the back door, gets the kid out of the car seat, starts pounding the kid's back, and whatever was lodged in its throat came Out. And the coolest part is there was also a nurse in traffic who saw everything go down and went to check on the baby, said, hey, everything's good to.
Bobby Bones
Go. Gotta be a tough decision to make to either drive your kid fast while they're choking or to just sit with the kid and try to get them to not choke, you.
Eddie
Know?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like, I think about that. I don't know if I would draw. I would just probably keep just pounding the.
Eddie
Kid. Do you mean like the.
Bobby Bones
Dad? Yeah. Is it like a super.
Eddie
Baby? Did it say 8 month.
Bobby Bones
Old? Also? Not quite beyond just normal baby. Yes. Got it. Yeah. Good story. Good job. Good job, guy. And how it's weird how that worked.
Eddie
Out. Really weird.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. There you go. That's what it's all.
Ad Voice
About. That.
Eddie
Was. Tell me something good.
Bobby Bones
Bones. All right. Some.
Caller
Voicemails. My dad and I just went out to eat and we used the gift card. We were wondering, do you guys tip on the entire amount of the bill before the gift card was used or the amount left over after the gift card was used? Love the.
Bobby Bones
Show. I know that. I understand the question, but you tip on what the bill was 100%. Like you do.
Amy
100%. No, I agree with you.
Bobby Bones
Fully. And you could be like, well, no, I got a gift card and I completely understand that, but the server does not make money off of the gift card that was purchased, so they would be working for free. So if you do go to a restaurant with a gift card, you tip on what the full bill.
Eddie
Is. Yeah, but you could tip with the gift card.
Bobby Bones
Right? You.
Eddie
Cannot. Oh.
Bobby Bones
No. They cannot accept money from a gift card. That is not money that can be given to a.
Eddie
Server. Didn't realize.
Bobby Bones
That. Have you been doing.
Eddie
That? I thought I.
Bobby Bones
Did. Like, take an extra 10 off the gift card for yourself. It doesn't work like that. Yeah. So that's good to know. For the holidays. All right, next up, you guys.
Caller
Are based in Nashville, and I was wondering if you heard about the. That they had arrested somebody for inappropriate behavior with a client and is now charged fully because he admitted it. I know. Recently Abby was sent to go and get a massage. So I was just wondering if that was the same place that she had went to. And I would love to hear your.
Lunchbox
Thoughts.
Bobby Bones
Thanks. I don't know about this story, and I don't even know if that means inappropriate.
Amy
Behavior. It says here a 37 year old man was.
Bobby Bones
Charged.
Morgan
Oof.
Amy
It's. It's.
Bobby Bones
Not. Yeah, keep it.
Amy
Clean. It's not good at all. Very the most inappropriate thing you could do during a.
Bobby Bones
Massage. Most. Chop a head.
Eddie
Off. No, that would.
Bobby Bones
Be. That would be like killing.
Amy
Somebody. Imagine what you would do physically during a.
Bobby Bones
Massage.
Amy
Okay. In a. At a spa. Oh, wow. We've been to this spa. 100, Bobby. I know you.
Eddie
Have. You.
Amy
Guys. We.
Bobby Bones
Have. Why did you keep saying 100? She's freaking me out. That's why. She's hit me with.
Lunchbox
100. I don't.
Bobby Bones
Know. Jamie's very intense.
Amy
Today. This is terrible. That's.
Bobby Bones
Crazy. Oh.
Amy
Wow. We've definitely been there. A lot of us probably.
Bobby Bones
Have. I'm reading the story now. I see why you didn't jump right into that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This did not happen to Abby or where Abby went. Abby had never had a massage, I think is the crazy part of the story. Ever. She had one and she hated it because the person was creepy. Right. So we had her. Abby. We had you. Stop thinking about that.
Caller
One.
Bobby Bones
Yes. But then you liked it once. You went the second time. Yeah, it was awesome. It's.
Eddie
Great. But now she heard the story and it's freaked out.
Bobby Bones
Again. Well, you can't judge every based off of one.
Morgan
Bad.
Amy
Yeah. And even I'm reading this and knowing the spot, like, I would still. Unfortunately, for this spot, I would still. I've had wonderful experiences at this spa, and they're probably wonderful people that work there. He just was. Somehow snuck his way in and is a terrible.
Bobby Bones
Human.
Morgan
Morgan. I go.
Amy
Here. Yes, frequently. That's what I'm.
Eddie
Saying. You guys know this.
Amy
Guy? No, I never have. I've had guy masseuses, but, I mean, I've.
Bobby Bones
Never. There's no picture of the guy, though, is.
Amy
There? There's.
Bobby Bones
His. Yeah. Look him up. See if Morgan recognizes the guy. Is that him? You ever had this guy.
Caller
Morgan? Where's a.
Bobby Bones
Photo? Well, walk over to Mike's.
Morgan
Screen.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Wow. I mean, he did. Yeah, he, like, did bad, bad.
Eddie
Stuff.
Bobby Bones
Really?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Okay.
Eddie
No. You don't know that.
Amy
Guy? Just. No, I've never had him before, but I have had male masse and, like, I've had, I guess, male providers.
Bobby Bones
There. Yeah, I don't do. I don't do male.
Eddie
Masseuses.
Bobby Bones
Nah. I do male physical therapists, and they basically do the same thing, just.
Eddie
Harder. Depends on what they're working.
Bobby Bones
On. Yeah, I guess it's just a word. Like, I want a dude to give me physical.
Eddie
Therapy. Not a.
Bobby Bones
Massage. Not a massage. Even though it's the same thing. Wow. That's crazy. That was not Abby's Situation or experience. Give me another voicemail. My name is Joan from.
Caller
Minnesota. My birthday is next to Tuesday, December 23rd, and I would love nothing more than to hear Amy scream a joke. That was the funniest thing I had ever heard, and I can't stop thinking about it. Have a great day and a merry.
Lunchbox
Christmas.
Bobby Bones
Bye. Lucky for you, your vocal cords are already worn from the song we sang earlier. And what we do is Amy screams the joke and then screams the answer. And it is funny. But then she had a commission.
Eddie
For a while because she's screaming so.
Bobby Bones
Loud. Screaming the.
Morgan
Joke.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You feel okay? Can you give us.
Amy
100%? Yeah. Is there. Does she. Is there a particular theme for her.
Bobby Bones
Birthday? Let's do Christmas. What sucks for this person, Joan from Minnesota, is her birthday's on December 23rd. You know, she just gets lumped in with.
Eddie
Christmas.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So, yeah, we're gonna scream the heck out of this joke for you. Okay. You.
Morgan
Good?
Bobby Bones
Mm. Ray, do you have the scream A joke. Yep. All right, get.
Lunchbox
It. Amy yells a joke. Amy yells a joke. Amy has a joke to yell to.
Amy
You. What do you call Santa when he takes a.
Bobby Bones
Break? You have to wait till the. How many times we done.
Lunchbox
That? Oh, my.
Eddie
Good. Well, we haven't done.
Bobby Bones
It. You were not focused.
Amy
100. Yes, I.
Lunchbox
Am. You gotta.
Bobby Bones
Get. Let the music finish. All right, here we.
Lunchbox
Go. Amy yells a joke. Amy yells a joke. Amy has a joke to yell to.
Amy
You. What do you get if you deep fry.
Eddie
Santa?
Bobby Bones
Whoa.
Amy
What? Crisp.
Bobby Bones
Kringle. Crisp Kringle. Got.
Lunchbox
It. Amy yells a joke. Amy yells a joke. Amy has a joke to yell to.
Bobby Bones
You. Little clunky, but we got there. It was like earlier when Amy was doing the song and she jumped on at number two. It gave me number one. I know your thoughts already. Out of here. You have.
Amy
Senioritis. No, not at all. I think I.
Morgan
Just.
Amy
We. We don't yell the joke a lot. I thought. I thought if I overlapped over the music. It's like a.
Bobby Bones
Vibe. Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah. Vibes are and.
Bobby Bones
Everything.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Bones. So a porch pirate stole a woman's cat. And not just a porch pirate. An Amazon delivery driver dropped off a package and took the.
Amy
Cat. Just like the cat. And took the.
Bobby Bones
Cat. The cat. Porch pirate was caught on camera. Here's the cat's owner talking about what her camera.
Amy
Caught. I thought he was just petting her for a second. I had to rewatch it a.
Morgan
Couple of times because it is hard to see. It's dark. Annie doesn't carry her very Nicely. And I see her little tail.
Amy
And I'm like, oh, my God. I couldn't believe what I was.
Bobby Bones
Seeing. So she reported to Amazon. They said they're investigating it. She reported to police, but they told her it could take weeks or months before they have time to look into it. Yeah, this is where you let vigilantes do it. You put the video up. Who is this? Also, why still somebody's.
Amy
Cat. Yeah. Did he think it was a.
Bobby Bones
Stray? It was on her porch. Who thinks it's a stray.
Amy
Porch? I don't.
Bobby Bones
Know. You know, it is a one way ticket to at double hockey.
Eddie
Stick. Straight.
Bobby Bones
Down. Yeah. You steal somebody's pet, maybe she.
Amy
Puts it out there, he returns.
Bobby Bones
It. But that's from ABC7 out of shame or.
Amy
What? She's like, hey, no questions asked.
Bobby Bones
Just, oh, I got questions. Why'd you steal my cat.
Eddie
Loser? Yeah, but you tell them that. So they show.
Bobby Bones
Up. But then I ask when they show up, no questions asked, and they show up. Here you go. No questions. I got a question. How dare you? That's what I would say. How dare.
Amy
You? Next up, what I was just thinking and now the story in my head, he's like, sorry, I thought it was a straight. My little girl is asking for a cat for.
Eddie
Christmas. Oh, what do you do.
Bobby Bones
Then? You get your cat back. That's what you.
Lunchbox
Do. There's.
Bobby Bones
No. What do you do then? Oh, you don't steal someone's cat from a porch. You don't steal a cat from a.
Amy
Porch. I know you don't, but then he knows where you.
Bobby Bones
Live. A woman asked Chris Martin, the lead singer of Coldplay, to send a video message for her son's wedding. And people didn't think he'd send the video message, but he did, kind of. He showed.
Amy
Up. He showed up at the.
Bobby Bones
Wedding?
Eddie
Yeah. That's.
Bobby Bones
Crazy. Isn't that insane? The groom's mother asked the singer for a video message to be played at the wedding. And he went one better. He showed up and the only people that knew were the groom's parents. Surprise guests saw him walk into the wedding venue wearing a white beanie hat to perform and he did All My Love. At the piano, the couple danced All My Love. I don't know. Is that a Beatles.
Eddie
Song? I mean, there is a Beatles.
Bobby Bones
Song. Yeah. I wonder. It's such a generic title, though. I wonder if it's that song. Guest took a while to notice it was actually him. But he didn't want to ruin our wedding day, so he asked loads of questions. Once he had gone and he went up, just played and they danced. That's crazy. Chris Martin shows up at your wedding and played. I did say it was controversial. I think Chris Martin's one of the best lead singers of all.
Amy
Time. Why is it controversial of all.
Bobby Bones
Time? Because I was with music nerds, and they were like, no way. He's lame. I'm like, no way. He's one of the greatest.
Lunchbox
Ever. What makes him lame? Like, why would he be.
Bobby Bones
Lame? Yeah, why would he be lame?
Eddie
Eddie. No, I was just saying all time, like. I mean, everybody likes Chris Martin. Coldplay. But best singer of all.
Bobby Bones
Time. Coldplay gets a bad rap as being, like, cliche and cheesy. I don't think.
Amy
So. I like.
Bobby Bones
Them. Yeah, me too. I don't like the endemic stuff that.
Eddie
Big. That's what I.
Bobby Bones
Like. I like the piano. Like to make you cry, like, all my life, all my love. I don't know what he played there, but that'd be crazy if he walked into a wedding. There's another story, too. Harvard researchers say the amount of time that you stare at your spouse is how much you love them. Well, you can just say your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, Partner.
Eddie
Partner.
Bobby Bones
Amy. Yeah, Partner.
Amy
Amy. Partner. How long you stare at.
Bobby Bones
Them? When researchers study couples and discover that couples who are deeply in love look at each other about 75% of the time while talking and are slower to look away when someone comes into the conversation. In normal conversation, people look at each other around 40% of the time, but you look at them more while they're talking. So it's possible to tell how in love people are by measuring the amount of time they spend looking at each other. This is from a book by Tracy Cox called Super Flirt. And she uses the Harvard research in this book, which I guess is just maintained eye contact. Because I can see if you're with someone a long time, you probably talk and look.
Amy
Around. Yeah. Or don't even pay.
Lunchbox
Attention.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You just yell from the other room. Yell. Just. Just getting out. Hello. And you just yell stuff from. But that's interesting. You should. I wonder if it would be weird if today I went home and I just stared at my wife eyeball to eyeball for 100 of the time while she's talking. While we're talking to each other. I wonder if she would even.
Eddie
Notice. It's worth a.
Bobby Bones
Shot. If I'm talking to her, she's talking to me. I am up puked.
Amy
Puke. Obviously, she won't notice because you're always looking at her because you're so in.
Bobby Bones
Love. That's it. I'm already.
Eddie
There. You don't.
Bobby Bones
Though. I'm already.
Eddie
There. You.
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Amy
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Bobby Bones
$250,000. This is where mindset comes.
Morgan
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Bobby Bones
You. All right, Christmas Game Ray what is it? I'm gonna play you a random word from a Christmas song. You just name the song so you're playing the word from the actual recorded song. Correct.
Eddie
Example Blue.
Bobby Bones
Christmas. Elvis Blue Christmas. So what do we have to get, the artist or just the song? I would say just the song. Mike what do you think the name of the song. Okay. All right, let's go. A single word from a Christmas song. Go.
Lunchbox
Ahead.
Bobby Bones
Chestnut.
Lunchbox
Again.
Bobby Bones
Chestnut. I'm gonna say I don't know the name of the.
Eddie
Song. I'm.
Bobby Bones
In. Oh, I can sing it, but I don't know the name of the.
Amy
Song. I'm.
Lunchbox
In. I'm in for the.
Eddie
Win. Yeah, I'm.
Bobby Bones
In. I think we all know it's chestnuts roasting on an open. I don't know the name of the song. I have chestnuts roasting on an open fire. That's probably not it. What do you.
Amy
Have? White Christmas. That's not.
Bobby Bones
It. No, that's.
Lunchbox
All. I'm.
Amy
Dreaming. I thought Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nipping at your.
Bobby Bones
Toes.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox. I have chestnuts roast. Chestnuts roasting on an open.
Eddie
Fire. Got it really wrong. Okay, I have the Christmas.
Bobby Bones
Song. Oh, good.
Amy
Job. Oh.
Lunchbox
Wow. What in the.
Bobby Bones
World? I didn't know that. Now, also, is it just chestnuts, not.
Eddie
Chestnuts? Huh? I don't.
Amy
Know.
Bobby Bones
Chestnuts. I.
Eddie
Know. Is it without the.
Lunchbox
T? Oh, there's a T. Gotta.
Amy
Be. Yeah, but I don't think you emphasize.
Bobby Bones
Chest. But I'm just saying how it's spelled, because it could just be chest. Mike, would you let me know? It's chestnut nuts with a T. With a T. Chest to nut. Thank you. I wish you would, you know, use a little chest nuts. Okay, Eddie's got one. Go ahead. I'm.
Amy
In. I'm.
Eddie
In. I'm in. Hold.
Lunchbox
On. What is it called? All.
Bobby Bones
Right.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox. All I want for Christmas. Mariah.
Bobby Bones
Carey. I have. All I want for Christmas is.
Morgan
You.
Amy
Amy. All I want for Christmas is.
Lunchbox
You.
Eddie
Eddie. All I want for Christmas is.
Bobby Bones
You. What is it? All I want for Christmas is you. Chestnuts. Okay, so three of us got a point. Lunch did not get a.
Lunchbox
Point.
Bobby Bones
Correct. Correct. He was missing is you. Okay, thank.
Eddie
You. It's a big.
Bobby Bones
Part. All right, next up, Pumpkin.
Amy
Pot. I'm.
Bobby Bones
In. Oh, good for you. Hit it.
Amy
Again. Pumpkin.
Eddie
Pot. I'm.
Bobby Bones
In. One more.
Amy
Time. Pumpkin.
Lunchbox
Pot. I'm in for the.
Bobby Bones
Win.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox. Rocking around the Christmas.
Bobby Bones
Tree. I have the same answer. Rocking around the Christmas.
Morgan
Tree.
Amy
Same. Rocking around the Christmas.
Lunchbox
Tree.
Eddie
Eddie. Same. Rocking around the Christmas.
Bobby Bones
Tree. You know, we're sticklers for words here. Okay, next one up.
Eddie
Again. I'm.
Bobby Bones
In. Eddie's in the lead.
Eddie
Track. I cannot get.
Lunchbox
Distracted. All right.
Bobby Bones
Ms.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox. White.
Bobby Bones
Christmas. I do not think that's accurate. I have. Have a holly Jolly Christmas. What do you have.
Amy
Amy? Have a holly, jolly.
Eddie
Christmas. Eddie. I, too. Have a holly, jolly.
Bobby Bones
Christmas. No, what do you.
Eddie
Have? Have a holly, jolly.
Bobby Bones
Christmas. You're jumping all over the place here, Morgan. What's he.
Eddie
Have? Have a holly, jolly.
Morgan
Christmas. That's what he.
Bobby Bones
Asked. That's not what you said.
Eddie
Though. What did I.
Bobby Bones
Say? A holly, jolly Christmas. Yes.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Eddie
Good.
Bobby Bones
Special. Oh, I got that.
Eddie
One. Hold on.
Lunchbox
Special. What.
Bobby Bones
Special? In case you didn't know, Special. What Christmas song is that.
Eddie
From? I got.
Bobby Bones
Nothing. Eddie's only with.
Eddie
Four. Oh, my.
Bobby Bones
Gosh. I mean, I have three. Lunchbox has.
Amy
One. What the. I can't even tell if that's a guy or a.
Eddie
Girl. Doesn't.
Lunchbox
Matter. I won't tell.
Bobby Bones
You. Do you have it.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox. I know who the singer.
Eddie
Is. Do it again. Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Special. Okay. All right, guys. Time. Eddie, why Christmas? That's everybody's. Go to.
Amy
Amy. Merry Christmas, Happy.
Bobby Bones
Holidays. That's not what I have. Lunchbox. Who's the.
Lunchbox
Singer? That's Justin.
Bobby Bones
Bieber. It is.
Lunchbox
Not. It is Santa.
Bobby Bones
Baby. It is.
Eddie
Not.
Bobby Bones
Damn. It is someone special. Last Christmas.
Eddie
Whammy. And it wasn't a.
Bobby Bones
Girl. Last Christmas. George.
Eddie
Michael. Good job.
Bobby Bones
Dude. So, Eddie, you and I are tied going into Speed.
Eddie
Round. I gotta.
Bobby Bones
Focus. Oh, did you stop focusing? I.
Eddie
Did. I must have stopped focusing for a second. I gotta beat you, dude. I never beat you at these.
Bobby Bones
Games. You do.
Eddie
Occasionally. Not.
Bobby Bones
Never. Okay, so Eddie and I'll do Speed round. We'll do three of these. So buzzing with your name whenever you know.
Lunchbox
It. Simply.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Eddie
Eddie. Simply having a good Christmas.
Bobby Bones
Time. There's no way that's the name of the song. Is that it? Wonderful Christmas? No, I get to.
Eddie
Guess. Oh, he already told.
Bobby Bones
You. I get to guess. We got more. No, I knew that.
Amy
One. Yeah, you knew it. You might as well just get that.
Eddie
Okay. Ruined.
Amy
It. I feel like Bobby totally knew that.
Bobby Bones
One. I knew that was simply. Oh, my gosh. I don't get it. Oh, that's all.
Eddie
Right. Move.
Bobby Bones
On. All right.
Eddie
Still. Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Ray. Speed round. Go ahead, Eddie.
Amy
Correct. Yes. That's.
Bobby Bones
Annoying. It's so.
Eddie
Annoying. What's.
Bobby Bones
Annoying? It's so annoying. All right, go.
Amy
Ahead. He missed out on a.
Eddie
Point. Hey, man. Ray ruined.
Amy
It. I'm saying I would be.
Lunchbox
Annoyed.
Amy
Yeah. If it were.
Lunchbox
Me.
Eddie
Everywhere. Eddie. It's beginning to look a lot like.
Bobby Bones
Christmas. You got.
Eddie
It. Oh, my.
Bobby Bones
Goodness. Sucked the wind out of me. I couldn't focus after Ray stole my point. It's time for the good news.
Lunchbox
With Bobby, tell me something.
Bobby Bones
Good. While driving home from spending Thanksgiving with her mom. She's 18 years old. Her name's Ebony. She says her truck started to fishtail near Tahqua, Oklahoma. The vehicle slid into a ditch. The vehicle caught fire as she struggled to get out. Jesse caught her and his wife drove up on the wreck. Jesse rushed to the truck, pulls her out. The teen said she felt instantly safe and she became weak. Moments later, they carried Ebony to his car, drove her to the hospital for care, and. And she's a little bruised, but otherwise okay. And had he not been right there at that time, who knows what would have happened? So big shout out to Jesse Cotter and his wife who came up on the wreck. He runs down trucks on fire, pulls her out. It's like a movie. News on six with that story. What a great story. That is what it's all.
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Lunchbox
Was. Tell me something good. And you turn the radio on, and the dial just keeps on turning, keeps on turning. Then you hear Eddie, Emmy, Lunchbox, Morgan, too. Sc Steve ran trying to put you through. M's riding his wigs. Next bit. And Poppy's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby v. We.
Bobby Bones
Have 90 seconds to try to guess as many of Amy's cornies as possible. You guys.
Lunchbox
Ready?
Bobby Bones
Ready. They still all Christmas.
Amy
Themed? Oh.
Lunchbox
Yeah. All right, here we go. The morning.
Amy
Corny. How much did Santa pay for his reindeer.
Bobby Bones
Slay?
Lunchbox
90.
Bobby Bones
$900. Rudolph.
Eddie
Bucks.
Bobby Bones
Bucks? Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox
Oh. 7.
Eddie
Bucks. 12 bucks for 7. How.
Lunchbox
Many. How many are 11.
Bobby Bones
Bucks? I don't.
Eddie
Know. 11.
Bobby Bones
Bucks. 4 bucks. 5.
Lunchbox
Bucks. 8.
Bobby Bones
Bucks. 7 bucks.
Amy
Okay. Thank.
Bobby Bones
Goodness. Yeah, we're just throwing numbers out there. Good.
Amy
Job. Okay, what kind of photos do elves.
Bobby Bones
Take? Photos. Good job. You guys are killing.
Amy
It. Golly. Yeah, that's good. Okay, why does Frosty the Snowman like solving.
Bobby Bones
Mysteries? Hype. Corn.
Eddie
Cob. Why does he like mysteries? Yeah, it's got to be something with a pipe.
Lunchbox
Right?
Eddie
Like. No, like Sherlock.
Bobby Bones
Holmes.
Lunchbox
Sherlock. Sherlock.
Bobby Bones
Holmes. Snow like.
Eddie
Homes. Oh, he's a detective. He's.
Lunchbox
A. How does he.
Bobby Bones
Like. I.
Amy
Just. Frosty the Snowman likes solving.
Morgan
Mysteries.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Amy
Wow. Okay. How much did Santa pay for his.
Bobby Bones
Sleigh? Eight.
Lunchbox
Bucks. Ho, ho.
Eddie
Ho. I think I've heard this.
Lunchbox
One.
Eddie
Reindeers. How much they pay for his.
Bobby Bones
Sleigh? Oh, I know this.
Amy
One. Yeah. Because, I mean, I think I do it every holiday.
Bobby Bones
Season.
Caller
What?
Bobby Bones
What? That sky. North Pole. It's. It's on the.
Amy
House. That's it. What did one Christmas Tree. Say to the other Christmas tree, you're.
Bobby Bones
Green.
Lunchbox
You're. You light green.
Eddie
Too. You're lit.
Lunchbox
Up. You're lit up. You.
Eddie
Light. Stop.
Lunchbox
Drinking. You light up the.
Bobby Bones
Sky. What? You get.
Lunchbox
Me? I like your presence. You.
Eddie
Glow. I like how you.
Lunchbox
Glow. Your presence makes.
Amy
Me. Ah, close. It was. Lighten.
Eddie
Up. Oh, lighten up.
Bobby Bones
Oh, lighten. Like Christmas.
Amy
Lights. Yeah. Good.
Bobby Bones
Though. Hey, guys. I suck. Thanks for picking me.
Amy
Up. You hinted you gave them the on the.
Bobby Bones
House. No, I was just. I knew it was something on the roof or something, but I.
Amy
Didn'T. Oh, it felt like you were.
Bobby Bones
Like. No, I was. I was pointing at the roof. I couldn't remember what the job was. Good job. What do we.
Amy
Get? Four elfies. Eight.
Lunchbox
Bucks.
Amy
Okay. I thought y' all gonna. Stuck on that one a little longer.
Bobby Bones
Than. We just had all the numbers. Good job.
Amy
Guys. Cold cases for Frosty the Snowman on the house. So you got four strong. And you were. You would have gotten to the fifth because y' all were.
Bobby Bones
Hot. No, we got four. That's strong. Merry Christmas to.
Eddie
Us. Yeah, Merry.
Bobby Bones
Christmas. Yeah, but he got five. I was gonna give everybody $10,000 in the whole. No, I know, I know, but stupid. Maybe next Christmas. Okay. Bobby Bone show.
Lunchbox
Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Lakeland, Florida. Three people were printing fake money, and they're like, how can we make this work? Got an idea. So they got kids from the neighborhood, drove them to the toy store and said, guys, go in, buy one toy, bring us the change. So they did this over and over. Then they started reviewing surveillance cameras, saw the car they were getting out of, track the license plate, got.
Bobby Bones
Them. They didn't go to a different.
Ad Voice
Store?
Bobby Bones
No. Toy store with.
Lunchbox
Kids. Same.
Bobby Bones
Store. They probably got away with.
Eddie
It. So the kids, they get in trouble at.
Bobby Bones
All? Kids? I don't know their.
Amy
Kids. Yeah, I don't think you can get the kids in.
Bobby Bones
Trouble. And also, the kids, if they go to court, they're like, your honor, we're.
Amy
Kids. Yeah, we gonna.
Bobby Bones
Do. We're kids. We didn't know. Yeah, it's just dumb. They're dumb because they kept going to the same.
Amy
Place. Yeah, you need to.
Bobby Bones
Diversify. Also, movie money is how to do it. That stuff is so.
Eddie
Real. It looks.
Bobby Bones
So. It looks so real. Then you don't even look if I don't.
Eddie
Know. The only thing is, it says in props we trust instead of in.
Bobby Bones
God. Who looks at.
Lunchbox
That? No.
Amy
No. I think cashiers are trained to look.
Lunchbox
Now. Well, if it's $100 bill. Yes. But if it's a 20, you just like, I'll put in the.
Bobby Bones
Till. You probably think and props. We trust. I guess they change the money.
Lunchbox
Again. Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the.
Bobby Bones
Day. You're gonna be able to buy these remote controlled spy.
Amy
Pigeons. Oh.
Bobby Bones
Interesting. And nobody's gonna know because we can tell if a drone's flying over our house. Anybody can. Even though they do fly pretty high. But these pigeons, they look exactly like pigeons. And also, if they're not right in front of you, they're just in the air. They just look exactly like pigeons. So a company is about to put out these remote controlled spy pigeons, complete with GPS cameras, tiny solar power backpacks that you can't even really.
Amy
See. The pigeon is wearing a.
Bobby Bones
Backpack. It's built into the.
Amy
Body. I know you don't see it. I just am picturing, like, how cute is.
Bobby Bones
That? Operators can steer the PJN1 bio drone.
Amy
Pigeons. Oh, bio.
Eddie
Drone. What does that.
Amy
Mean? Dude, this just sounds.
Bobby Bones
Legit. This is.
Eddie
Crazy. So does it flap its wings like a.
Bobby Bones
Pigeon? So let me tell you two things. There are two versions of this. There is the fake pigeons that you can buy, or they have now started to develop the pigeons. Normal birds that have cameras built that, like, they've inserted them into actual.
Eddie
Birds. Oh, like real.
Bobby Bones
Birds. So it's two. Yeah. And you can also steer. Much more expensive, I would think. But also, these pigeons, you can kind of tell them where to live, and they live normal lives while quietly collecting.
Eddie
Videos. Not.
Bobby Bones
Good. You talk about a surveillance state, everybody. Yeah, we have no idea. It's from Motor Biscuit. Is that story. But pigeons, that can be completely controlled, both fake ones and real ones. And you can fly over people's houses. You probably land in their backyard. They have no idea it's a bird. You can watch whatever. Peeping Tom like crazy. Yeah, but that's your.
Eddie
Thing. How are they going to let that. Like, that can't be legal, right to have one of.
Bobby Bones
Those? How are you gonna find that people have it? Yes. People have illegal things all the time.
Amy
What? Bio drone pigeons are.
Bobby Bones
Real? Those are the real.
Amy
Ones. Were developed by a Russian neurotechnology.
Bobby Bones
Company. Yeah. Have you not seen the Las Vegas when they do the CES with the birds that you can fly and they all.
Amy
Have. Nah, it's not my.
Bobby Bones
Algorithm. No, it's.
Eddie
Mine. Consumer electronic. Yeah, like seminar, show.
Amy
Whatever. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Conference.
Amy
Yes. Oh.
Eddie
Expo.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Okay, now you're just saying words of A collection of.
Amy
People? No, no. I've gone to Vegas for an expo.
Bobby Bones
Before. What do you think about a.
Lunchbox
Shaman?
Amy
Little. It's interesting to me. But also I approach with caution because I've heard some pretty crazy.
Bobby Bones
Experiences. A self proclaimed shaman convinced her victims that their jewelry was.
Morgan
Cursed. Oh.
Bobby Bones
Gosh. And required an.
Amy
Exorcism. An exorcism because of the.
Bobby Bones
Jewelry? Yeah.
Eddie
Okay. She's like, I would need to take this.
Lunchbox
Away. This is.
Bobby Bones
Cursed. I should take this away from you. Right.
Amy
Right. This is why you proceed with.
Bobby Bones
Caution. 44 years old, she posed as a shaman. Can't you just say you're a.
Amy
Shaman? I think.
Bobby Bones
So. Like, I don't think that's like an official degree you get. Is.
Amy
It?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. To defraud her victims, convince them to part with their jewelry because it was cursed and only brought them misfortune. You know, she was doing them a solid by taking it from them. Your jewelry is cursed. I'll take it and I'll hold the cursed jewelry. But then she. What they would do is they would go look for rich people on the streets and she would say, hey, I will get rid of the evil spirits in your jewelry for a fee. So that's what they did. According to the Telegraph, one victim paid her over $673,000. Another woman paid $65,000 to get rid of an illness. And she died of her illness. The authorities believe she obtained more than $11 million from their victims in total. That's so much money, man. I wonder what jewels they got, what jewelry they got. You know, the first time it worked, they had this woman and her daughter was working with her too. They had to be like, can you believe.
Eddie
This? It's actually.
Bobby Bones
Working. We.
Morgan
Can'T.
Bobby Bones
Wow. Can you believe they're giving us this money? That has to be a shocking thing. That's from Oddity.
Amy
Central. You know, they're like, it's very important when you show up for your appointment, wear all of your nicest.
Bobby Bones
Jewels. We'll tell you which ones have the demons inside of them. That's it. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. Bobby Boom. Come on. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram. Reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive producer, Raymundo Head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the.
Morgan
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Better. What a matchup we got.
Bobby Bones
Y'.
Lunchbox
All. This is that classic HBCU vibe. Non stop action. The band is rocking and the crowd lit. Chance echo drum beat everybody showing that spirit pride. A game like this. Yeah, it calls for an ice cold Coca.
Bobby Bones
Cola.
Lunchbox
Ah. Crisp and refreshing. That's a game changer right there. Yeah, that taste always hits the right note. Just like the band at halftime. And just like that, we're back at it. Passionate fans, school colors everywhere and an ice cold Coca Cola. That's a winning combo. No matter what the sport, no matter the yard. Everybody knows fan work is thirsty work. So grab a Coca Cola and keep that HBCU pride going. Only one movie answers the call. Hello, it's me, SpongeBob. For the biggest comedy event of the holiday season. Do you know what the best part.
Eddie
Is? What is it.
Bobby Bones
Patrick? No, I'm.
Lunchbox
Asking. The SpongeBob movie rated DG.
Bobby Bones
Friday. This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed.
Episode: THURS PT 1: The 12 Days Of Bobby Bones Christmas + One Word From A Christmas Song Game + Amy YELLS A Joke
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Main Cast: Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Morgan, Mike D., Scuba Steve, Abby
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show is holiday-packed, filled with the crew’s annual comedic take on “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” festive games, listener calls, and signature banter. Highlights include repeated attempts (and failures) to nail their parody version of the song, a rapid-fire Christmas song guessing game, listener mailbags with relationship and etiquette questions, and the return of "Amy YELLS a Joke." The show keeps a lively, lighthearted spirit, blending genuine camaraderie with classic morning show chaos.
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This festive episode captures the Bobby Bones Show at its playful, interactive best—with holiday games, music, cheerful competition, and fan-favorite bits like “Amy YELLS a Joke.” The crew’s mutual teasing and quick-witted exchanges spotlight not only the spirit of the season, but also the real, unfiltered friendship that keeps the show at the top of its game. Whether you came for the laughs, the life tips, the viral news stories, or just to see if Amy could belt out a corny joke, this episode delivers a stocking’s worth of fun.