THURS PT 1: Top 3 Things Going On In Bobby And Amy's Life + Is Bobby Leaving Us? + Lunchbox Thinks Celebrity Is Crazy After Four Marriages + Will Scuba Back Down From Bobby's Challenge?

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show — November 20, 2025
THURS PT 1: Top 3 Things Going On In Bobby And Amy's Life + Is Bobby Leaving Us? + Lunchbox Thinks Celebrity Is Crazy After Four Marriages + Will Scuba Back Down From Bobby's Challenge?

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode of The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby, Amy, and the crew share some personal life updates, address rumors about Bobby's potential career move, and dive into a series of hilarious, quirky discussions—from questioning celebrity marriages to hosting a high-stakes Broncos trivia challenge and debating whether their producer could ever outrun an NFL lineman. As always, the banter is quick, full of quirks, and rings with the camaraderie the show’s known for.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Top 3 Things Going On in Their Lives

(Starts ~02:55)

• Amy's Updates:
  • Trip stress: Amy’s preparing for a sudden California trip, which is stressing her out.
  • Sister meets the boyfriend: Her sister is visiting and will meet Amy's boyfriend for the first time. “My sister is my fan. Like... she’s representing my mom, my dad, the family.” (Amy, 03:24)
  • Relationship milestones: The boyfriend wants her input on home renovations. Amy wonders: “What does this mean?” Is this getting serious or just a design question? Bobby and the crew assure her: “Don’t overthink it.”
• Bobby's Updates:
  • Pregnancy: “My wife’s pregnant, obviously. Big thing that’s dominating our life. She’s very pregnant.” (Bobby, 08:00)
  • Injury: Still recovering from a foot injury, stuck with a scooter and walking boot, missing playing basketball.
  • Holiday logistics: Juggling where to spend the holidays between Arkansas and Oklahoma. “But we got a pregnant lady and a broken foot—best excuse in the world.” (Bobby, 09:40)

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2. Addressing the ESPN Rumor

(10:00–11:10)

• Bobby clears up rumors he's leaving for ESPN:
  • “I’m not—as far as I know right now—going to ESPN... I have nothing to do with anything.” (Bobby, 10:57)
  • Explained he was merely named as a possibility in an article about replacing Paul Finebaum but has “no plans to go to ESPN.”

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3. Scrubbing the Internet: The Disappearing Story

(12:00–13:20)

• Bobby recalls a past mention of Shea Mooney accidentally bringing a gun to an airport—a story that seemed to vanish online.
  • Shea confirms to Bobby by text: “That 100% happened.”
  • “I have no idea how it was taken off the Internet. I did not know it was possible to remove things or clear things from the Internet.” (Bobby, 12:48)
  • Amused reflection on the “Mandela effect” and digital memory.

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4. CMA Awards Recap & Country Talk

(11:10–16:30)

• CMA Winners: Lainey Wilson wins Entertainer and Female Vocalist of the Year; Cody Johnson wins Male Vocalist.
• Performance chat: Amy loved Shabous with Steven Wilson Jr., and Ella Langley’s performance stuck in her head.
• Music nostalgia and joke about Old Dominion’s hit streak and Johnny Cash introducing an apparently eternal hit.
• Celebrity cameos: George Strait presented the Willie Nelson Award.
• Red Clay Strays Shoutout: Bobby plays their studio performance, showing off his history with supporting up-and-coming artists.
• Discussion of how award show songs seem to repeat and become “perennial.”

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5. Mailbag: Should I Tell My Wife I Dated Her New Coworker?

(17:00–21:15)

• Listener conundrum: Should he tell his wife he used to date her new colleague?
• Bobby and Amy’s unequivocal advice: “You have to tell her... It’s nothing to get caught by. It’s not... You did nothing wrong.” (Bobby, 18:44)
• Amy adds from personal experience: “It would have been so much better if he just told me day one.” (Amy, 19:25)
• The takeaway: Honesty avoids drama and awkwardness; tell early.

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6. Dierks Bentley Birthday Banter & Celebrity Quirks

(24:56–28:08)

• Celebrating Dierks Bentley turning 50; favorite song debate.
• Funny viral story about Dierks and his wife sleeping in separate beds and the interview's media aftermath.
• Dierks’ story about Hank Williams, Jr. using a metal detector at strangers’ houses: “There are stories of people just getting a knock at the door, and it’s Hank Jr. with a metal detector.” (Bobby, 27:00)
• Bentleys' over-the-top “soccer dad” moment at a volleyball game gives a glimpse of celebrity parents’ regular struggles.

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7. Good News Segments

(29:26; 56:21)

• Stories of everyday goodness:
  • A lost purse at Millennium Park is returned with everything inside: “Two ladies had turned in the purse ... with everything in it.” (Amy, 30:13)
  • A rescue dog who didn't qualify for K9 duty is now a beloved therapy/comfort dog for the police department.

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8. Abby’s Denver Broncos Helmet Challenge

(31:28–38:07)

• Abby, Broncos fan, is offered a signed helmet if she can ace Bobby’s trivia test. Stakes: 5 of 7 correct.
• Questions range from Bo Nix’s college teams (she swings and misses: “Florida State... Jacksonville?”), Broncos history, Super Bowls, and key players (“Sutton!” comes too late).
• Many wrong answers, plenty of laughs at Abby’s expense, and Bobby concludes: “You’re a casual that cares, but you don’t know that much ball...” (Bobby, 37:35)
• Eddie, Ray, and the crew egg on the roast, but it ends with fun more than shame.

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9. Lunchbox Judges Jane Seymour’s Four Marriages — Is Four Too Many?

(38:00–45:00)

• Jane Seymour (Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman) finds love after four marriages.
  • Lunchbox weighs in: “Does this guy not know he's dating a crazy woman?” (Lunchbox, 38:17)
  • Gender double standards are debated: “Would we be saying the same thing if this was a guy?” (Amy, 39:20)
  • Diving into Amy’s personal story, revealing her father’s four marriages and patterns of overlap (cheating).
  • Philosophical turn: “Would you agree that we all have some part of us that's absolutely insane?” (Bobby, 43:41)
  • Amy confesses that her new boyfriend has helped “train” her out of craving drama, offering self-aware candor: “I realized that was one of my toxic things.” (Amy, 44:27)

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10. Is Scuba Steve NBA Material? Or Could He Outrun an NFL Lineman?

(49:47–55:59)

• Bobby challenges Scuba Steve on his claim he could've gone NBA with more support & could outrun the fattest Tennessee Titans player.
• Stats prepared: JC Latham (6'6", 342 lbs) runs a 5.46 second 40-yard dash.
• Bobby's challenge: “If you beat 5.46 seconds, I’ll give you $500. If not, we get to draw hair on your bald head with a Sharpie.” (Bobby, 53:15)
• Scuba recounts his excuses—hernias, needing to “stretch”—while the team jokes about his self-aggrandizing athletic memory: “I ran so fast, I got scared to run because I couldn't slow down.” (Scuba Steve, 54:56, met with widespread laughter and mocking)
• Bet is set; hijinks promised.

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11. Corny Jokes Segment (The Morning Corny)

(57:53–60:25)

Rapid-fire Thanksgiving-themed puns:

• “What happened when the turkey got in a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.”
• “What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? Poultrygeist.”
• Crew’s joyful banter (and terrible guesses): “Boo-gobble-oo-gobble? ... Poultrygeist!”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the pressure of family introductions:
  • “It’s not like he can meet my mom or my dad, so she’s representing herself... my mom, my dad, the family.” (Amy, 03:24)
• On marriages:
  • “Does this guy not know he’s dating a crazy woman?” (Lunchbox, 38:17)
  • “Would you agree that we all have some part of us that’s absolutely insane? It just has to hopefully match the person’s ability to handle our insanity.” (Bobby, 43:41)
• On honesty in relationships:
  • “What’s even worse than how uncomfortable it is for three, six hours, maybe a full night... is if later on you get caught not telling what you should have told.” (Bobby, 18:53)
  • “Just say it. This is not weird. It’s fine. But it’s weird if you make it weird.” (Amy & Bobby, 20:16)
• On self-delusions of grandeur:
  • “I ran so fast, I was scared to run because I couldn’t slow down.” (Scuba Steve, 54:56, derisively mocked)
• On bending sports trivia:
  • Abby: “What are their colors? Blue and orange.”
  • Bobby: “I would have given you that helmet.” (37:02)
• On online legacy:
  • “I didn’t know you could clear things from the Internet. Now that I know you can, I might take some other stuff off too.” (Bobby, 13:00)

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Other Fun Segments

• CMA awards banter: Charting who won what and why it feels like certain songs just keep winning.
• Listener Q&A: Is their warm “Morning Studio!” greeting pre-recorded? It’s all live, they assure us. (62:01)
• Phone-ins & shoutouts: Includes quickside birthday celebration for Dierks Bentley, and listeners probed about show catchphrases.

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Timestamps for Noteworthy Segments

| Segment/Topic | Time (MM:SS) | |------------------------------------------------|------------------| | Amy & Bobby’s Top 3 Things | ~02:55–09:56 | | Bobby & the ESPN rumor | 10:00–11:10 | | Internet “scrubbing” & Shea Mooney story | 12:00–13:20 | | CMA Awards Recap | 11:10–16:30 | | Mailbag: Should I tell my wife? | 17:00–21:15 | | Dierks Bentley birthday & celeb talk | 24:56–28:08 | | Good News: Lost purse, rescue dog | 29:26; 56:21 | | Broncos Helmet Trivia Challenge | 31:28–38:07 | | Jane Seymour/love after multiple marriages | 38:00–45:00 | | NBA/Scuba Steve Outrun Challenge | 49:47–55:59 | | Fastest corny joke bit (Morning Corny) | 57:53–60:25 |

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Tone and Style

The episode is classic Bobby Bones Show: casual, teasing, fast-paced, and punctuated by genuine moments of vulnerability and self-deprecating humor. The co-hosts’ ribbing, especially during trivia and athletic challenges, is full of affection. Discussions of relationships and personal growth, musical awards, and even bit segments like the “Morning Corny” carry the same good-natured, relatable tone that anchors the show’s enduring popularity.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode is packed with personal updates, playful ribbing, and riffing on everything from family introductions and celebrity relationships to pop culture, country music, and absurd athletic challenges. Bobby and Amy reveal snippets of their real lives with openness and wit, making for an episode that’s both lighthearted and grounded in real-world reflections. Whether you’re curious about whether Bobby is plotting an ESPN leap or just in it for the chaos of Broncos trivia or family drama, this episode delivers the laughs and the heart in equal measure.

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[Amy Brown]

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[Amy Brown]

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[Amy Brown]

Well, I have an upcoming trip to California that's sort of really stressing me out. That just got thrown on my calendar. And speaking of travel, my sister is coming to town, and she's going to meet my boyfriend for the first time, so that's really exciting.

[Bobby Bones]

Have they FaceTimed or anything?

[Amy Brown]

They have FaceTime, but they've never met in person, so it's.

[Bobby Bones]

It's all adults, though, right? I mean, you're not, like, worried that somebody's not gonna like somebody?

[Amy Brown]

No, but just my sister is my fan. Like, that's my. You know, it's not like he can meet my mom or my dad, so it's like she's representing herself. My mom, my dad, the family. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You put a lot of pressure on her. There's a lot of pressure. All your dad and family members. Yeah, I get it. It's important. Yeah.

[Amy Brown]

Because she's that role for me now. Like, she is everything, but she's not.

[Bobby Bones]

Gonna come away and go, no, I don't think that's the one.

[Amy Brown]

I sure hope not.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, but is a part of you concerned that she'll. She'll say no? Not for me.

[Amy Brown]

No. I mean, her husband came to town a few months ago and met him, so I think maybe he gave the thumbs up, so that helps.

[Bobby Bones]

But Canary in the Coal Mine, you're good there.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah. You never. You never know, though. I mean, because also, you still need to meet him. What if you meet him and you're like, yeah, I've.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't meet anybody anymore.

[Amy Brown]

Why?

[Bobby Bones]

That's as generally, ever. But I'm good. I know. I will eventually.

[Amy Brown]

You're joking.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, I will eventually. And I feel like we've met him already. Yeah, we know. From all your stories, but that's.

[Amy Brown]

What.

[Bobby Bones]

We know him, but.

[Amy Brown]

No, that's not the same thing.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm just saying I don't do anything anymore.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah, well, you can do this.

[Bobby Bones]

I will.

[Amy Brown]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, no doubt.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Because my wife and I've talked about it for, like, four months.

[Amy Brown]

I know, but my. My sister meeting him, it's like, oh, check that box. And then it reminds me, like, oh, shoot. Okay. Yeah. Like, there's people I have on a list that, like, I need y' all to meet.

[Bobby Bones]

Has your wife met Him? Yeah.

[Amy Brown]

No, no. You know what? We've talked about Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

He was our canary. I. I met him. You say in gold mine. Yeah. Not in the gold mine. Yeah, I did go meet him, and it was. You ran into him. Yeah. It was interesting. I'm surprising you picked Lunchbox over us.

[Amy Brown]

I didn't. It was all organic.

[Bobby Bones]

Mostly early. This is the real reason behind it. Mostly early. You definitely had. I'm single again. And I was like, I don't want to be any dude she's dating.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah. Nor did I want any of y', all, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Right. So I was just like, you know, dudes let dudes be dudes, and they do her thing, and then eventually one will catch. That's what I thought. Like, a good one will catch. I really wanted to meet the young one. Yeah. The one that dropped. I accidentally did, actually. Oh, you did? Me.

[Amy Brown]

That was way after. I was already.

[Bobby Bones]

But it was accidentally. We walked in, we were in line next to him, and I was like. I was like, oh, the cute little kid here. How old are you, little kitty? And Caitlin's like, no, that's the guy. Amy, you want a lollipop? So it's. Yeah, I just was like, I'll let Amy do a little single phase. And then when one catches. Well, one caught. And so, yeah, at some point, I'm sure we'll get it on.

[Amy Brown]

Okay. So my sister's meeting him for the first time.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to play basketball on his court. My foot's broken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm waiting for my foot to get better.

[Amy Brown]

Oh, okay. And then third thing would be. Well, speaking of the boyfriend, I'm trying to figure out what this means, but we met with, like, a contractor at his house, and then he wants my input on certain things because he's gonna be doing some renovating there, and I'm like, what does this mean? So I think it means he's a.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, and you want somebody with a decent.

[Amy Brown]

Whoa. Oh. I'm overthinking it.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh. It's not like, is our house. Yeah. That's eventually will be our house.

[Amy Brown]

This is not my house.

[Bobby Bones]

I wouldn't attach myself to that.

[Amy Brown]

How much input do I give?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I think it's just aesthetically, you probably have a better outlook than he does. I don't think it's so much like, this is going to be your nooks. I want you to really be a part of it. It could be, but I'm saying I wouldn't assign that. Dudes are dudes.

[Amy Brown]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's like, we're doing some stuff ins on the inside part of our house. I need another set of eyes. Yeah. Somebody I trust care about.

[Amy Brown]

Like what he's like, trying. Like, he hasn't said it directly, but he's sort of like. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out, like, how do we expand this to make more room?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, if I said for like room for your kid, then. Then it's different. I just wouldn't. I wouldn't attach. But I wouldn't attach yourself only to that right now. He just maybe wants somebody cares about. Somebody loves to say, hey, help me out with this.

[Amy Brown]

Okay. I'm definitely overthinking that you might not.

[Bobby Bones]

Be, but there's a possibility you are. So go ahead and stay on the part of your night.

[Amy Brown]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't ever think it. What about testing him? Like, oh, we would be perfect if we did this for our house.

[Amy Brown]

You know, I would never stop. I. I would not.

[Bobby Bones]

That's solid test. That's actually not bad.

[Amy Brown]

You want me to walk in there and use we and R at his house?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah. Right. I don't. I don't think I could do that. But I mean, I'll do it for the bit.

[Bobby Bones]

I wouldn't. I don't think it's worth it. I don't think it's worth. And he talk. Accident. Accidental toxicity in the relationship.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah. I was just kidding. So those are. Those are my three big things.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Mine are. Number one, my wife's pregnant, obviously.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Big thing that's dominating our life. She's very pregnant. And so every day something new. Not good or bad, just different. Like, she needs a different kind of pillows now. And she's very pregnant. She. Even for her, it's every day something new. She's like, I can't believe this happened. Like, what's going on here? Like, she's very pregnant. It's weird. It's cool. But it's also weird. Yeah, it's weird that some. It happens to everybody. So it doesn't seem as. It doesn't seem as weird to us because it happens all the time. But it's crazy that another human grows inside of a human. That's Matrix type stuff. Yeah. So that's number one that is dominating the life. Number two is I only have one working foot because I'm still on a scooter. My week one was. I was in a cast week one and a half. Week two and a half to three, I'm in a full walking boot. But I can do no pressure on My foot at all. So I can't put any body weight on it. I'm going to physical therapy. And then week three and a half to, like, eight. I can walk in the boot, but it sucks. This is because everything gets slower now. I just want to dunk again. I've mentioned that before. I know. Can't wait to get back. Dunking the way things used to be. Being back on the streets, just playing some pickup. Dunking it up. Yeah. The third thing is probably holidays. We're just kind of figuring out where we're going because it's always the balance bag between Arkansas and Oklahoma. So it's like, do we go to, you know, Port Gibson first, where she's from, and then go to Fayetteville after that? Fayetteville for. How do we get. So it's. It's easy, but what's great is we have the greatest excuse in the history of mankind.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah, you're a big thing, number one and.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, two, not yet. And my foot's good. I can't travel. We got a pregnant lady and a broken foot.

[Amy Brown]

So your third big thing in life is sort of like your first and second thing helped take care of that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Well, we're going to fate. We're going still. Yes. Yeah.

[Amy Brown]

This is. These are Christmas gifts.

[Bobby Bones]

And another thing that I will address just because I've gotten some messages about it. I'm not. As far as I know right now, I'm not going to espn. So. Did you see the article written about me?

[Amy Brown]

Yeah, I don't have it. I was assuming you weren't, because I haven't even heard anything here.

[Bobby Bones]

But, yeah, we all need to pack our bags. No, no, no. I know, right?

[Amy Brown]

I mean, I. I was curious about it for a second, and I was like, you know, if it ends up being a thing, he'll tell us about it, and then we'll figure it out, because I'm sure he can do both.

[Bobby Bones]

I would. Well, that's probably. That's why I don't think it's gonna happen. Well, there's a couple reasons. I don't think it's happened, but, yes, I would do both if it. If it happened.

[Amy Brown]

Okay, so we're fine. Because somebody asked me if.

[Bobby Bones]

If what? Like, I'm going to espn.

[Amy Brown]

Well, like, if. How we felt about our jobs.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amy Brown]

And I was like, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

There was an article written about Paul Feinbaum, who I know, and like. And he's a big sports guy, and he's on ESPN and he hosts He's a part of a weekend ESPN show, the Travels, SEC Nation, and they listed people that could replace him, and I was one of the people they listed. I have nothing to do with anything, so it was nice to be put on the list. I have no plans to go to espn.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah, like, how do you get on the list?

[Bobby Bones]

I have no idea. It's kind of cool to put on that list. That is cool. So, I mean, if ESPN's listening, like, I don't care about their jobs. Let's go. You guys can figure something out. Yeah. Hey. Hey. They're good espn. They'll figure it out. So, no, I'm not. That's. I. I literally am not involved in that at all. That was. I was just put on a list. That article was published, and people were asking me about it. So there we go. That's three and a half things. All right, good. The Bobby Bones show. The big CMA Awards last night. Let's check out the winners. Entertainer of the year. The award goes to. Lainey Wilson. Male vocalist of the year was Cody Johnson. And Female Vocalist of the year, Lainey Wilson wins again. Yesterday, we were talking about how they got a meat cleaver, which is not a meat pounder. It's like the big butch knife into the airport. Like, all of a sudden, it's in the airport, and they're like, oh, crap. So then I said, I had a friend at a box cutter had it his pocket, got through security. I was like, oh. Then we started talking about country artists like Scotty McCreary that accidentally took a loaded handgun, I believe, to the airport. And I said, I know Shea Mooney this happened to. Now, Shea Mooney is the lead singer of Dan and Shay. I know Shay. We're both from Arkansas. We're friends. I know. I was like, I know this happened now. Maybe I just know because you guys looked it up on the Internet. It was nowhere to be found. True or false? Nowhere.

[Amy Brown]

I couldn't find it.

[Bobby Bones]

It was not just our page. It couldn't be found anywhere. AI couldn't find it. So we got off the air, and Shay texted me yesterday. He said, hey, I had, like, 10 people from home texting me because I wasn't awake yet. When you were talking about this and you guys were talking about me bringing a gun to the airport. Ha ha Ha ha. That 100% happened.

[Amy Brown]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

I have no idea how it was taken off the Internet. I did not know it was possible to remove things or clear things from the Internet. Now that I know you can, I might Take some other stuff off too.

[Amy Brown]

Oh, so it got scrubbed.

[Bobby Bones]

They scrubbed it?

[Amy Brown]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

One, we're not crazy. That's good. That is good. Two, who know you could just scrub, like, every. Like, all. Dude, it's gone.

[Amy Brown]

Like, nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

It was so gone that we thought we were going crazy. No, I started to go Mandela effect for sure. My own personal version here. So, yeah, that did happen. Did you watch any CMA Awards?

[Amy Brown]

I did.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, good for you. Yeah, I watched none. Oh, I don't know if you guys are suffering from this, but when it gets dark, it feels 11 o'. Clock. Yes, it does. And, like, it starts to get dark and I'm like, I don't know. It feels like it's 10pm Might as well go to bed. And I got a little surgery. I'll leave it there. So I didn't watch anything, but I was glad to see Laney. One.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I was glad to see Red Clay Strays. One.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah, that was cool.

[Bobby Bones]

And yeah, the band award. Oh, the vocal. Vocal. Vocal group. Yeah, the group. Yeah, I was glad. I like Old Dominion, but they've won, like, eight times, Seven times in a row. And I really like Red Clay Strays. And then there was one other one that I was super happy about. Oh, Brooks and Dunn.

[Amy Brown]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

They won duo.

[Amy Brown]

Duo.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. That's awesome. That's crazy.

[Amy Brown]

I would say one of my favorite performances was Shabous with Steven Wilson Jr. It was so good. And then I can't get Ella Langley's performance out of my head. She's from Texas. I can.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that song's a jam.

[Amy Brown]

Oh, by the way, so good.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw that one. You look like youe Love Me. Has that song won, like, three years in a row? Yeah. Does it feel like. Like, when we moved. When we moved here, didn't that song win Song of the year 12 or 13 years ago?

[Amy Brown]

You know, last year when we were there, it was one of my favorite performances of the night. Like, I was like, that is so good. And so I don't know that it. I think they performed it. I don't know that they won anything.

[Bobby Bones]

This is like one of those Shay things, because I think I remember seeing an old clip on TikTok of Johnny Cash introducing them at an old award show, and here they are singing their new song. Yeah. Good for them. I just feel like the song just keeps winning. Yeah. Like, for years and maybe. Listen, I worked on the ACM broadcast. I know it won there, so that could be a part of it. That's what it is.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Anyway, Good. Good job, everybody. George Stray showed up.

[Amy Brown]

So cool.

[Bobby Bones]

He did? Yeah. He didn't go to anything. Did he just happen to be in town and he was. He was walking by, going to that.

[Amy Brown]

I. When they said he was taking the stage, I was like, what? And I thought he was gonna perform, and I was freaking out. And then he presented the Willie Nelson Award to.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's cool. Who had the lamest performance. I'm just kidding. I didn't want. I didn't see any. I didn't see a single performance. So I don't know.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah. I can't recall the lame.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought it was. I was just kidding about the question. Anyway, Old Dominion did do, like, a mashup of all their hits. Were a lot of hits. You're telling me that Old Dominion has a lot of hits? Lots of hits. And are possibly one of the greatest bands of the last 25, 30 years of country music? Could be. Yeah. Yeah. I feel the same way. It's amazing. Some people don't. I mean, they have hits. I just didn't realize they were that big. I didn't know. I didn't think. How much did you watch?

[Amy Brown]

I mean, we had it on the whole time. We were kind of eating dinner and hanging out. I had it on pretty much. Yeah. The whole time. I didn't see the tail. Tail end because I was tired. It was like 9:45. I was like, this is still going.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, Raymondo, can you pull up the Red Clay Strays performance on our show? I think what I like, I like. I really like them as a. Like, personal. Like them as a band. Before they were ever, like, considered country. I just loved them because they weren't really considered anything. And so I brought them in and I was surprised they all showed up, to be honest with you. Cause they look like guys who stay out late. Yeah. And they came in and just crushed. This is probably a year and a half, two years ago. And just let me know. No rush. We can even do it in the next segment, if you can. I got it. Looks like a hook, though. Of. It's four minutes, though, so it might be. That's a heck of a hook.

[Amy Brown]

That's a heck of a hook. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What song is it? No one else like me. Yeah. In our studio. Yeah. Let's play it then.

[Amy Brown]

It's almost like. I feel like Ray's just saying. Yeah. Like, hoping he's right.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I got the full one now it's four minutes, 49. But the hook was four minutes. Yeah. So it must just. He Goes to the hook probably pretty quickly. Oh, and then you just let it roll. Yeah. Okay, Got it. Then he just. That's the rest of the song after that. But he probably labeled it as hook because it starts right at the hook. The chorus for those. Okay, play whatever you want, dude. Here you go. Red Clay Strays from our show. Congratulations to those guys. Hit it. Into the mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. My wife just got a new job, and she loved it because her co workers are very cool. Yesterday she came home talking about a new person she met there named. We'll call her Molly after a description of Molly. I knew that was the same Molly that I dated a bit before my wife. It was never anything serious, but I have a feeling that at some point my wife is going to suggest meeting up with some of her work friends, including Molly. So do I wait it out and hope for the best, or do I let the situation be known and hope for the best? Signed dating my wife's new co worker. Well, that. He didn't sign his name right there.

[Amy Brown]

He dated.

[Bobby Bones]

He date. Yeah, he dated. Yeah. Dude, you're already messing up your signature. This is. You have to tell her. Here's why. It's gonna fester inside of you, and it's gonna be something that you're always thinking about, and you're always gonna be worried if you're gonna get caught. And it's nothing to get caught by. It's not. It's. You did nothing wrong. So it's going to be a bit uncomfortable. It might actually be unpleasant for a minute, but probably not. It was before her. And you're gonna get some questions, answer them all honestly, and rip the band aid off. Because what's gonna be even worse than how uncomfortable it is for three, six hours, maybe a full night, when you did nothing wrong is if later on you get caught not telling what you should have told. That's it. That's what I say.

[Amy Brown]

Sort of been in this situation a little bit with my current boyfriend where he didn't tell me something. And I already knew because other people had told me.

[Bobby Bones]

Jerry. Jerry.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah. He didn't tell me straight away, and he really didn't. He didn't know that I knew, but I knew. So I was waiting for him to tell me, and then it just never was coming out. And then we. It's even seen this person. And I'm like, why is he not saying something now? Like, this is weird. So finally I'm like, I know this.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what you yelled.

[Amy Brown]

It's like I couldn't get, Couldn't take it anymore. And I was like, I, I know this about you. I know. I don't know, I'm not spoiled, supposed to know it about you, I guess. But I know and I'm waiting for you to tell me. And his reasoning, I totally got it. And I know his heart, so he meant well. And he, he would have eventually told me, but it would have been so much better if he just told me day one. Like whenever we knew, we would have encounters with this person.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's from your perspective.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Even from the guy's perspective. Dude, you're going to worry about this and think about it non stop. Yes, it is going to be like weights in your pockets. So it's not going to be so much. Can't walk. But it's going to be so annoying. And you're going to be. It's going to be bothersome. Yeah.

[Amy Brown]

And I would even think my boyfriend would tell you that now. He'd been like, oh, it probably would have been so much better and made more sense to just say it the minute that I knew they were going to see each other.

[Bobby Bones]

Just do it, dude. Yeah, that's all. Just do it.

[Amy Brown]

Just do it.

[Bobby Bones]

Get it over with. Yeah. And don't be weird about it.

[Amy Brown]

This is not weird. It's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

But it's weird if you make it weird. If the presentation is weird, it's now weird. Yes.

[Amy Brown]

And it's weirder if you wait. But if you just say it like we're all mature people. Yes. People have past relationships. Just say it.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me give you an example. Hey, you were talking about Molly. I think I used to date her before I met you.

[Amy Brown]

Not, I think you know.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you don't know because you don't know who Molly is. He. You don't know for sure because he doesn't see. He has seen a picture of Molly. He's like, he's like, I'm, I'm pretty certain.

[Amy Brown]

Okay?

[Bobby Bones]

So unless there's full certainty. But if you just say it like that, like, hey, we need to talk. If you make it a big deal, it's going to be a big deal.

[Amy Brown]

Don't say we need to talk.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, that's what I'm saying. Don't do anything like that. Just be like, hey, Molly, this is weird coincidence, but I think you used to date Molly before I met you. It's not a big deal to you. It's not gonna be a big deal to her. It's my advice.

[Amy Brown]

Perfect.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy Brown]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy Brown]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy Brown]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy Brown]

Visit workingforestsinitiatiatiative.com to learn more.

[Bobby Bones]

Welcome fellow seekers of the dark. I'm Danny Trejo. Won't you join me in Tales from the Shadows, an ethology of modern day horror stories inspired by the legends and lore of Latin America. Take a trip from ghastly encounters with evil spirits to bone chilling brushes with supernatural creatures and experience the horrors that have haunted living Latin America since the beginning of time. You should probably keep your lights on for Nocturnal Tales from the Shadows. Listen to Nocturnal Tales from the Shadows as part of my Cultura Podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. You know the shade is always shadiest right here. Season six of the podcast Reasonably Shady with Gisele Bryant and Robyn Dixon is here dropping every Monday as two of the founding members of the Real Housewives Potomac. We're giving you all the laughs, drama.

[Amy Brown]

And reality news you can handle.

[Bobby Bones]

And you know we don't hold back. So come be reasonable or shady with us each and every Monday, I was going through a walk in my neighborhood. Out of the blue, I see this huge sign next to somebody's house. Okay, the sign says my neighbor is a Karen. No way. I died laughing. I'm like, I have to know.

[Amy Brown]

You are lying.

[Bobby Bones]

Humongous, y'. All. They had some time on their hands. Listen to Reasonably Shady from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app.

[Amy Brown]

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm Jonathan Goldstein, and on the new season of Heavyweight, I help a centenarian mend a broken heart.

[Amy Brown]

How can a 101-year-old woman fall in love again?

[Bobby Bones]

And I help a man atone for an armed robbery he committed at 14 years old. And so I pointed the gun at him and said, this isn't a joke. And he got down. And I remember feeling kind of a surge of like, okay, this is power. Plus, my old friend Gregor and his brother try to solve my problems through hypnotism. We could give you a whole brand new thing where you're, like, super charming all the time, being more able to look people in the eye, not always hide behind a microphone. Listen to heavyweight on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Happy birthday to Dirk's Bentley. 50 years old today. How about that? Wow. What is your favorite Dirk song?

[Amy Brown]

Oh, come a little closer.

[Bobby Bones]

Sing it.

[Amy Brown]

Come a little closer, baby. I feel like laying you down.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you think his number one streaming song is?

[Amy Brown]

Come a Little Drunk on a Plane.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy Brown]

Is it? Yeah, I'm getting drunk on a plane. Number two, Bacardi. Somewhere on a beach.

[Bobby Bones]

That's number three. Good job. Yep. No. Good song, though. Alabama. Who? Alabama. Oh, Alab.

[Amy Brown]

Is that. Is that a hammer?

[Bobby Bones]

Ten pound hammer. Betsy, I need another.

[Amy Brown]

Nine pound hammer. Yes. Hold on. Give me more.

[Bobby Bones]

What was I thinking?

[Amy Brown]

What was I thinking? Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Betsy was a girl. South Alabama. Daddy had a gun. Let them not put. I don't know what it is, either of it.

[Amy Brown]

What was I thinking?

[Bobby Bones]

So his birthday. I spent a lot of time with Dirk over the years. This went viral. We were talking about him and his wife sleeping in separate beds, and he explained why I got rid of our bed. I've got two platform beds and two box springs and two mattresses. Monsters. I have my own duvet. She is her debate. There's a clear line. You can see the floor between her bed and mine. So it's like independent suspension. Why would you have a truck with leaf springs when you can have, you know, independent suspension? So she can move around all she wants, and because I'm just such an animal. It's terrible. She's like. She's sleeping the couch now. She's like, there's an extra room we have. And she just. She'll go sleep in there. And even last night, we're like, we've got to get this back on track. And when that went viral, it was only the headline, Dirks and his wife sleep in separate beds. And that was it. And he was like, dang. He also said, before we did this podcast at my house, he was like, this is why I don't do podcasts. He goes, I'm gonna do yours. I don't do podcasts because I say stuff, and it Goes freaking viral. This is not what it was. And it did. Obviously, his favorite song to play live that he's not tired of yet. I mean, I never get tired of 5150 or. What was I thinking? I still love those. I think it's still a huge song. I mean, I. Hold on. It's like a. Always look, come a little closer. He did four songs. I said, what's your one? He does all of them. So I've talked about this on the show, but he met Hank Williams Jr. And he talked about Hank Williams Jr. Would go to random people's houses with a metal detector. Just be like, can I come through your yard? I've met Hank. I've always wanted to go to do the. He comes around here and he has that metal detector, and he goes to people's houses around here. He'll knock on the door. No, he didn't. He used to. I swear to God. You went to Tony Brown's house and he said, hey, according to my old maps, where your house is was a historic batt. Do you mind if I go back in your backyard? Just do a few things. He'll go out there and kind of dig in the dirt, up a little bit and stuff. There are stories of people just getting a knock at the door, and it's Hank Jr. With a metal detector. Yes. Chris Jansen's done it with him. Yeah. I mean, he knocks the door. He overlays his map over the current, you know, this area, and goes and digs around stuff. That'd be pretty cool. That'd be a while. You get a knock, you answer. Hello. Are you ready for some metal detective? He flipped out on his daughter's volleyball coach. He just come off the road. He was upset his daughter wasn't put in the game, and he talked about confronting the coach, and then he realized, I'm not ready to be out in public yet. She's not getting in like, no. I'm like, let's go.

[Amy Brown]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

So I pulled my daughter. Now she's screaming, I'm trying to protect my daughter. Coach said something to me. I said something back to the coach. We walk off. My daughter's calling me, dad, you're a psycho. I just wasn't ready to be back, like, off the tour bus and back in, like, a real world situation. Oh, yeah. So emails and visitations and trying to just hat in hand back at the school. Like, I am sorry. I am an idiot. So I. I do get, like. Especially my daughters are playing sports. I get this inter. Like, soccer Person, a soccer dad that comes out. That's kind of. I gotta control a little bit. That's one of the better stories. Yeah. That he's ever told. And we were talking about. What was I thinking? He once stopped a music exec in a parking lot of a club to play that song. To play him that song on guitar. And so here you go. And she met me outside, and I played it for acoustically, like, outside the club. Oddly enough, I fought really hard for that not to be the first single. So what did you want to be the first song called Wish it would break, which is more of a country thing. It's about your wishing your. Your car ste would break because every song plays, reminds you of your girl. It's a great song. But Mike Dungan from Capital was like, we're going with Wilson, so. And you're glad he did. Yeah. He had his guitar. He's like, listen to this song. And it was. What was I thinking? That's gutsy. Yeah. Happy birthday, D Spentley 50 years old. It's time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good.

[Amy Brown]

This woman, Lavon, she was at Millennium park in Chicago when she enjoyed her time there. Then she left. Then she panicked, realizing that she left her purse at the park. This had her ID her credit cards, her medications, and several hundred dollars.

[Bobby Bones]

Can't fly away if you don't have your flyaway credentials. That'd be a driver's license. Yeah.

[Amy Brown]

So she's, like, thinking, there's no way it's there. Somebody probably took it. But I'm gonna go back, retrace my steps. She couldn't find it, so she went to a nearby gift shop. She walked in there. She's like, hey, have y' all seen a black purse? Or has anybody turned it in?

[Bobby Bones]

Is there a black person here?

[Amy Brown]

So two, like, two minutes before she walked in, two ladies had turned in the purse to the gift shop.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy. With everything in it.

[Amy Brown]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Do you get to. Is there a black person here? What?

[Amy Brown]

I don't get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Chit. Oh, we always talk about Chet. He walks in and he walks and goes, is there a black person here? And there's a white guy and a black woman and, like, yeah, there's a black person here. It's like, she's like, why? I just, like. Just, like, looking for a black. Is there a black person here? She goes, I'm a black person. No, no. Black purr. Oh, here, here, here it is. Black purse.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah. Purse, not person.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. So have you ever Lost your id, driver's license, or even passport. And you have to fly. And you had to go through an airport without that?

[Amy Brown]

Well, I left my wallet at the airport, but I'd already gone through security. But I flew home. And it stayed at the airport.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I guess I just wonder what steps you have to go through, because I'm sure it happens where someone's on a trip and they lose their stuff, and they have to go to the airport without their stuff.

[Amy Brown]

Yes, I have done that before. I can't remember exactly what I had to do, but I produced some sort.

[Bobby Bones]

Of, like, look, I promise. Yeah, Me in sixth grade.

[Amy Brown]

They took me through a checklist of certain notifications that proved that I was, in fact, Amy Brown.

[Bobby Bones]

Ah, good for you. Glad you could do that. All right. Good story. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, Bones. Abby, our producer and phone screener, is in studio. You are a massive fan of what NFL team?

[Amy Brown]

The Denver Broncos.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you get jealous of my Broncos helmet up here? Yeah, I do. It is a b. Knicks quarterback.

[Amy Brown]

Uhhuh.

[Bobby Bones]

Signed Denver Broncos helmet. She knew that. Big fan. Yeah. She tried to convince me to be a Broncos fan. And let me tell you, they're good this season. You guys pretty excited about that?

[Amy Brown]

I am.

[Bobby Bones]

So a lot of listeners are like, why don't you give Abby the helmet now? That helmet's worth a lot of money.

[Amy Brown]

I know. It's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

There are people, though, that, like lunchboxes, say, you're a poser. You're a poser. Okay, so if you. For sure, there's 100% all it has. I know. It's just 100%. There's. I've never heard talk Broncos anything ever in her life, but she's a huge Broncos fan.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah, because my family is.

[Bobby Bones]

That doesn't mean you're a huge fan. Your family might be, but you just say you like the Broncos because your family does. Doesn't mean you know anything about them. Like your PowerPoint, which is stats off the Internet. Like, it's a nice stadium. It's a big stadium. He's angry. I just like Abby. I'm gonna give you seven questions.

[Amy Brown]

Oh, God.

[Bobby Bones]

Five out of seven. I will give you this helmet.

[Amy Brown]

Are you serious?

[Bobby Bones]

This is a helmet that's around a thousand bucks.

[Amy Brown]

Oh, my gosh. It's cool. Okay, you can have it. I'm nervous.

[Bobby Bones]

5 of 7. Okay, here we go again.

[Amy Brown]

You are a fan of the Denver Broncos.

[Bobby Bones]

That's correct. That's not a. That's not the answer, though. Just make it.

[Amy Brown]

That's one.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the Denver Broncos current record?

[Amy Brown]

Nine and two.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Wow.

[Amy Brown]

Abby, I just won. Not bad.

[Bobby Bones]

That's good. That's really good. That's good.

[Amy Brown]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. I'm a little nervous now. I gotta give her the helmet. Yeah. That was a softball. I don't know, because. No, dude. They'll get harder. They're gonna get harder. Don't you worry.

[Amy Brown]

Hope not.

[Bobby Bones]

Quarterback Bo Nix, who signed this, played at two different colleges. Can you name them?

[Amy Brown]

That was fun. Two different colleges. Okay, so one was in Florida.

[Bobby Bones]

Florida State that transferred for one. What's the other one?

[Amy Brown]

Jacksonville.

[Bobby Bones]

So you. So Jacksonville and Florida State.

[Amy Brown]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

That's incorrect. That's way. That's way wrong. It couldn't have been wrong.

[Amy Brown]

What are the right answers?

[Bobby Bones]

Auburn.

[Amy Brown]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And then Oregon.

[Amy Brown]

I didn't know that. That's a fun fact.

[Bobby Bones]

Who is the current Denver Broncos head coach?

[Amy Brown]

Sean Payton.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Okay. Good job. Okay. Who is Denver's wide receiver? Number one.

[Amy Brown]

Dang it. See, I watch a lot of these at, like, sports bars.

[Bobby Bones]

Name any. Name. Name one, two or three.

[Amy Brown]

Any wide receiver?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, wide receiver. One, two or three.

[Amy Brown]

Dobs.

[Bobby Bones]

That would be the Packers.

[Amy Brown]

See, I watch a lot of packers, too, with my boyfriend.

[Bobby Bones]

I get him confused. Boyfriend's team.

[Amy Brown]

Dobin.

[Bobby Bones]

Running back. Who's hurt? Oh, jk. Yeah, he's on. He's out for a few weeks, but. Yeah, that's not it. He's running back. Okay. I would have accepted Cortland Sut, Sutton as the number one.

[Amy Brown]

Sutton.

[Bobby Bones]

But also Marvin Mims, Troy Franklin, Pat Bryant, a bunch of guys. Okay, let's. Let's just keep playing here. What was the last year the Broncos won the super bowl?

[Amy Brown]

That was 2018.

[Bobby Bones]

2016.

[Amy Brown]

Gosh dang it.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no.

[Amy Brown]

That was on my PowerPoint, too. 2016.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, let's keep rolling here. Who kicked the 35 yard field goal to beat the Chiefs this past Sunday?

[Amy Brown]

It's not Dicker, the kicker. Correct. Not him. Because he plays for the Bronco or Chiefs?

[Bobby Bones]

No. No, no, no.

[Amy Brown]

No, he doesn't.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Amy Brown]

It's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

You know him, though. Chargers.

[Amy Brown]

Because it's Dicker, the kicker.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. You don't know Will Lutz.

[Amy Brown]

Lutz.

[Bobby Bones]

Huge fan. Who was the last game that Denver lost to this season? Last team they lost to. What was the last game they lost?

[Amy Brown]

What was it? Who was it? Not the Cowboys.

[Bobby Bones]

Now y' all beat the Cowboys.

[Amy Brown]

I'm gonna get this one wrong. I watched him, but can't think of It.

[Bobby Bones]

Nothing. Nick. Or the kicker plays for the.

[Amy Brown]

You just said it.

[Bobby Bones]

Chargers. Chargers. Yeah. Chargers. That's the answer. Yeah. 23:20 in week six.

[Amy Brown]

Okay, this is embarrassing.

[Bobby Bones]

Who are the other three teams in the Broncos division?

[Amy Brown]

The Raiders, the Chiefs, and the Chiefs.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. Three seconds. Time. Also the Chargers. Oh, my goodness. Like, what is going on?

[Amy Brown]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Like what? Eddie, laugh a little bit. This is hilarious. There's a lot of pressure, that football.

[Amy Brown]

I mean, the helmet's sitting right there.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. How many Super Bowls have the Broncos won? How many have they won? Four. Three. Oh, my God. Get out of the room and just get in your car and drive home.

[Amy Brown]

Do you know any of these?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Yeah. This is somewhat general knowledge stuff. It is. Maybe I wouldn't have got Will Lutz, but I think we don't, probably.

[Amy Brown]

What's the name of their stadium? Mile High Stadium.

[Bobby Bones]

You can't make your own question.

[Amy Brown]

What are their colors? Blue and orange. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I would have given you that helmet.

[Amy Brown]

Where are they located? Denver.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh.

[Amy Brown]

Can I study and we do it again?

[Bobby Bones]

Nope. I don't think so. Big fan. Doesn't need to study there. Did you want that helmet?

[Amy Brown]

Yes. Look at it. It's like orange. Like, shiny.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep. And. And it's got Bone. Nick's autograph. All right. There she is. I'm not going to say you're a poser, because I do think you watch the games. I will just say you're a casual. Will you accept that? A ca.

[Amy Brown]

A casual fan.

[Bobby Bones]

That's. That's what you call it? Somebody's a casual if they're not. You're casual. You only. You don't really.

[Amy Brown]

She can still care passionately if they win or lose.

[Bobby Bones]

She's a casual that cares.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

She don't know that much ball, though.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah. John Elway. He used to be.

[Bobby Bones]

What? What former Bronco do we have on 25 whistles this week?

[Amy Brown]

I was listening to you guys talk.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Who was that? Bronco? Yeah. You didn't know who it was?

[Amy Brown]

Sean.

[Bobby Bones]

Ed McCaffrey.

[Amy Brown]

Ed McCaffrey. Heard of that? Heard of him.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. There she is. Abby, everybody. No helmet. I saw that. Jane Seymour. I don't know. She getting married again? A fourth time? Large box? No. She found love again after her fourth marriage ended. She's just so. She's been married four times already. This is.

[Amy Brown]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And I mean, to me, I see this and I think, does this guy not know he's dating a crazy woman? So what? Who is Jane Seymour to you guys? Because she's Dr. Quinn. Medicine. That's what she is. Or in wedding crashers. Yeah. Dr. Quinn first. Wedding Crashers second. I'm sure she's had other roles. Pretty hot for an older lady. Well, she says 70 is the new 50. Yeah. Because she found love again after being married four times. Did they all die or something? No, no, no.

[Amy Brown]

Some of them, maybe. Maybe.

[Bobby Bones]

Because if they all die, then we didn't look into her. That's the Jane Seymour thing. Yeah.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

James, I do think you're allowed more marriages. The older you get before we start to go. That's crazy. Like JLo. How many times you been married? Oh, three or four. Chris Judd, Marc Anthony, Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck again. Did she marry him? Did she marry him twice?

[Amy Brown]

So.

[Bobby Bones]

But I think it's different if you're 50 and you're married four times and 70.

[Amy Brown]

Oh, the baseball player a Roger was engaged to.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. Remarried four times.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang.

[Amy Brown]

You know, would we be saying the same thing if this was a guy finding.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Cause we make fun of DiCaprio like crazy. He's never even been married.

[Amy Brown]

Like Lunchbox said, this guy has to know he's dating a crazy girl. So, like, would we say the guy's crazy?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. No, we would say DiCaprio is creepy.

[Amy Brown]

Okay, now I'm fast forward. A 70 year old man is on his fifth relationship. Is. Is he crazy?

[Bobby Bones]

I. I would say he's probably awful. I think there'd be something.

[Amy Brown]

My dad found love five times. He was not awful. I must say, awful at love.

[Bobby Bones]

How about that?

[Amy Brown]

He. My dad was so great.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, bored.

[Amy Brown]

Yes. He had his flaws. Sure I did. He did.

[Bobby Bones]

Jennifer Lopez. Been engaged six times. Okay, she's crazy.

[Amy Brown]

See, my dad, crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Smoking hot, but she's crazy.

[Amy Brown]

Childhood wounds that.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, we all do, bro.

[Amy Brown]

He was lonely.

[Bobby Bones]

Divorce, Morgan.

[Amy Brown]

So Jane Seymour says she was married to men who had different issues. And she never ended the marriages. They did by finding other people. Is what she says of all of them.

[Bobby Bones]

They all had different issues. Okay, so does that mean she sucks in? Probably. If all four were like, I can't be with her at marriage. Yeah.

[Amy Brown]

Oh. See, my dad always found different relationships. Yeah. He was married four times and I.

[Bobby Bones]

Were there ever overlaps?

[Amy Brown]

What do you mean? Yes, all of them.

[Bobby Bones]

But do you know what I'm asking? Yes.

[Amy Brown]

No. Say it again.

[Bobby Bones]

Were there ever overlaps?

[Amy Brown]

Explain what that means.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what I mean? Cheating all of them. Oh, he knew what I was saying.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. Got it.

[Amy Brown]

He was a Lover, then every single one. It was a pattern.

[Bobby Bones]

He cheated on every. Every wife.

[Amy Brown]

It was a pattern.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy Brown]

And Mary the next. Like he would leave Mary the next. Except for then when his fourth marriage.

[Bobby Bones]

Ended, Jane Seymour, he was one of them.

[Amy Brown]

And I don't think he ever. On his fourth marriage. I don't think he did that. Ended for different reasons. And that was his last.

[Bobby Bones]

No, second to last.

[Amy Brown]

That was his last marriage. But then he was in a relationship with my sister's husband's grandma and then they died.

[Bobby Bones]

Sister's husband's grandma.

[Amy Brown]

That's how that ended.

[Bobby Bones]

Whoa. During an interview with hello. Magazine, Jane Seymour opened up about finding love again. In her 70s after being married four times. Four. Yeah, four times. Two years ago, she met emergency room doctor and musicians John Zambetti, who she calls amazingly brilliant. She admitted to the outlet she doesn't think a healthy, loving relationship was possible at her stage of life. Regardless, I ain't going to shame. Do your thing.

[Amy Brown]

Because she could be great, just like my dad was great.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's. I think the older you get, the more room there is. But if you have four and they all. They all jumped. It doesn't matter if it's him or her. In life, there's often a common denominator when things happen multiple times.

[Amy Brown]

She kept choosing toxic men.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, come on. No, I think they just like the. Or she's the. So there's some toxicity somewhere. She either has a bad gauge or she is it herself. One of the two. Don't people just like the love feeling? And when you're married for more than five years, that feeling kind of just. It's different. By the way, Eddie thinks that Morgan and her boyfriend broke up. Oh, it's just a theory. Why theory?

[Amy Brown]

They definitely didn't because she's talked about.

[Bobby Bones]

Him a lot lately and that's part of it. I think there's overuse of the my boyfriend stories 1 and 2. The other day she was just like. It was a random Thursday or Wednesday. She's like, yeah, I went out last night and I went on a party bus and I was like. Two nights in a row she went on a party bus.

[Amy Brown]

Her boyfriend was with her.

[Bobby Bones]

Single behavior. Yes, that's what she was doing when she was single. Is she our Jane Seymour?

[Amy Brown]

Morgan, I'm very much still my boyfriend.

[Bobby Bones]

And yes, he was on the party bus with me.

[Amy Brown]

And no, I'm not our Jane Seymour.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy Brown]

I haven't been married at all yet.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, no, not married, just less boyfriends. Yeah. Yeah.

[Amy Brown]

Well, yeah, I'VE had a few boyfriends.

[Bobby Bones]

That's okay. Have they overlapped? I'm just kidding.

[Amy Brown]

No overlap.

[Bobby Bones]

Jane Seymour, do your thing. That's what I say Jane Seymour, do your thing. Ain't hurting nobody. We ain't judging. Lunchbox was like, she married four times. She's crazy. I mean, her husband's didn't stick around long. Her first marriage, two years. Second marriage, a year. I mean, come on, man. I think we. Would you agree that we all have some part of us that's absolutely insane? It just has to hopefully match the person's ability to handle our insanity.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah, my, my boyfriend has been training me out of it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that doesn't sound Training you out of your craziness.

[Amy Brown]

I just called.

[Bobby Bones]

It sounds like you're in a cult.

[Amy Brown]

No, I have a theory. No, I don't think he's training you. I don't know if he is, but I started to pick up on something that parents do, and I feel like he's treat. He's trying to. Because, like, my crazy is older. He, he is older. Yes, But I, like, was used to chaos. I was in my marriage.

[Bobby Bones]

He put you in a crate. No. Hey, you want to shut the chaos down.

[Amy Brown]

Sometimes, like, we're so. He's so level and like, my nervous system is so calm around him. He's so level that for a while I would try to drum up a little drama because, like, you know, okay, Amy, Jane Seymour.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Amy, Jane Seymour.

[Amy Brown]

I'm not. But I would, I, I. And then I saw him, like, just ignoring it, basically. And, you know, like, they talk about when a kid falls down, like, the kid looks at the parent of like, how am I going to be with this? And if the parent sort of ignores it, a lot of times the kid's fine, and they'll just get up and they don't cry and make it a whole thing. And sometimes when I try to, like, stir stuff up and make it a little less boring, I've gotten better at it. But I realized that was one of my toxic things that I was bringing because I was, like, trying to create drama when it wasn't necessary. He would just straight up ignore it.

[Bobby Bones]

Alternative theory.

[Amy Brown]

But here's the thing. Now I do it less. Yeah, it's working.

[Bobby Bones]

Alternative theory.

[Amy Brown]

What is it?

[Bobby Bones]

He's just tired?

[Amy Brown]

No, he's not tired. He's not tired. He's very active and has plenty of energy. I think he.

[Bobby Bones]

Why do you say it like that, weirdo? I felt like. I know what you're saying. Just have a conversation. You're so weird. Like you winked when you said plenty of energy. You're so weird. You make me feel weird. I don't feel weird at anything I did.

[Amy Brown]

Like, he works out.

[Bobby Bones]

I hear you.

[Amy Brown]

What did you mean by he's tired?

[Bobby Bones]

No, Amy, you said it so, like, inappropriately. Okay. Anyway, I'm pro Jane Seymour.

[Amy Brown]

Oh, whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. I'm team Jane Seymour. Let people live their lives.

[Amy Brown]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy Brown]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy Brown]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy Brown]

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[Bobby Bones]

It's okay not to be okay sometimes and be able to build strength and love within each other. Thanksgiving isn't just about food. It's a day for us to show up for one another. I'm Eliakhani, host of the podcast Family Therapy, a series where real families come together to heal and find hope. What would be a clue that would be like? I've gotten lots of text messages from him. This one's from a little bit better of a version of him.

[Amy Brown]

Because he's feeding himself well. It's always a concern, like, are you eating well?

[Bobby Bones]

He's actually an amazing cook. There was this one time where we had neighbors and I saved their dog.

[Amy Brown]

And I ended up inviting them over for food.

[Bobby Bones]

And that was, like, one of my proudest moments. This is family Therapy. Real families, real stories on a journey to heal together. Listen to season two of Family Therapy every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Can we get a Thanksgiving first? I'm hungry.

[Amy Brown]

Hey, y'. All. It's Kadeen and Deval, the hosts of Ellis Ever after podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

This holiday season, whether you're cooking for the family, out, buying gifts for the.

[Amy Brown]

Kids, or crowded in holiday traffic, tune out the noise and tune in to Ellis Ever After.

[Bobby Bones]

On Ellis Ever after, we get real with our crew about family. If you feeling like you feeling that's probably because you a good parent friendship. Be careful what you put in your body. Move your body and love it the way you love them cars that house, them clothes, them shoes, them brunches. Love yourself them brunches, love and marriage.

[Amy Brown]

You know what's become attractive to me? And it's because I've self corrected and I guess I detoxified myself. Accountability like it has mad attractive. So attractive to me and everything else in between. I've told my most embarrassing moment on.

[Bobby Bones]

This podcast before, which was me taking a ziploc bag. So listen to Ellis Ever after on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Amy Brown]

I'm Eva Longoria. And I'm Maite Gomez Rejon. And on our podcast Hungry for History, we mix two of our favorite things. Food and history. Ancient Athenians used to scratch names onto oyster shells and they called these ostracon to vote politicians into exile. So our word ostracize is related to the word oyster. No way. Bring back the ostricon.

[Bobby Bones]

And because we've got a very mi.

[Amy Brown]

Casa es su casa kind of vibe on our show, friends always stop by.

[Bobby Bones]

Pretty much every entry into this side of the planet was through the El Golf of America forever and ever.

[Amy Brown]

It blows me away how progressive Mexico was in this moment. They had land reform, they had labor rights, they had education. Mustard seeds were so valuable to the ancient Egyptians that they used to place them in their tombs for the afterlife. Listen to Hungry for History as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

We have a big development in this story, so Scuba Steve, our executive producer, runs the show. He claims that had he just had a little help, he could have been in the NBA. And I'm like, hey, I get it. You maybe you'd have been a better basketball player, but you're not built like an NBA player. But you do think with a little more direction, a little more support, you could have made the league. Most definitely. And my physical fitness is not me. You guys have seen the worst version of me. Ten years ago, 15 years ago, I was freaking phenomenal. I hear you. But so much more is just like than how much you practice. How tall are you? I'm six foot. A caller even said this Scuba still thinks he could have played in the NBA. Dude, I watched the video of y' all playing basketball from whenever that was over the summer or whenever Scuba you have, like, zero athletic ability according to those videos. Like, you could barely even dribble the ball. Just give up the thought that you could have made it to the NBA because it's like zero possible chance. It's zero. I also think it's zero. I'd have been more loving about it and supportive. And I think you probably could have been a lot better if you'd have had a support system, could have possibly even played high school ball and averaged seven a game. That's why. Okay. That's why I think, like, between. You get average 7 to 10 points a game in high school if you had good, responsible guidance. Oh, he didn't even play high school ball. No, I did. My dad left when I was. Oh, my God. That's what. My dad left when I was five and I played high school football. So at nine years old is when his NBA stop playing around like middle school. Our only point is it doesn't matter what physical shape you're in. Yeah, an athlete is an athlete and you move well. And so Scuba said he could outrun the fattest guy in the Titans. And I said, I don't think that's true. So we have, We've. We. I've selected the largest man on the titans here. It's JC Latham, offensive tackle, who's really good. He's six' six, 342 pounds. Now, I'm not going to get JC to come up here and run against Scuba in the middle of the season, but we do have his 40 time when he ran at the combine or his workout. And his 40 time is 5.46 seconds. So you're talking about 6, 6, 3, 4 2. Because Scuba said he could outrun any of the. What big fat guys on the football team. This guy's muscular, though. He's not one of those guys with the big belly. I'm talking about like. No, no, no. Refrigerator Perry belly. You don't get to pick the physical shape and a silhouette. You said the biggest, fattest guy, 66342 is an offensive tackle. He's not fat, though. 342 is big man. He's muscle. I'm looking at a picture right now. This guy is all muscle. It's like Rick Ross now versus Rick Ross back then. So you're talking about William the Refrigerator Perry, right? Yes. He ran a 4 6. Oh, wow. Daryl Singleton. Whatever. Perry. No way. Ran a four. That's what it says. According to AI I would, I would. I would argue that that's not accurate. A 46 however, not here nor there. Oh, 4, 8 when he weighed 315 pounds. So, Scuba, it doesn't matter which person you pick. I have every single person on the team. I don't think you can outrun a single offensive or defensive lineman. What's the highest time on that list that you have? I'm glad you asked. It's J.C. latham that I just talked about. There you go. In six, six, three, four, two. He runs one in 5.46 seconds. He runs what? What's the 140? A 40. Okay, so if you beat 5.46, I'll give you 500 bucks. All right, deal. What's on the line for me if I lose, though, exactly? Nothing.

[Amy Brown]

Nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

I literally don't care. Okay. I. I want to draw hair on your head with a Sharpie. I'll draw you a whole head of hair on your bald head with a big black Sharpie. Love it. Ideal. So we'll do this. Oh, my gosh. Next week or something. But I want you to strike. Dude, you're gonna. Yes. Stretch, please. I'll have to stretch. I even have a hernia. I have surgery coming up.

[Amy Brown]

Wait, what?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, because I violently was throwing up, and I pulled up. Okay. See, it's always something. It's all. We didn't say this when we were talking about it a few days ago. I didn't think I was gonna be put to the challenge. Guys. Did I literally not say, I'm gonna find the slowest person on the Titans, find their time, and Scuba's gonna run against them. You did that literally, verbatim. I know we say a lot of things, though, so I don't know. And he's gonna donate a kidney. The Real World. And talk to Johnny Bananas. Okay? So, okay, if you beat 5, 4, 6 in a 40, okay, I will give you 500 in cash. If you don't, we get to draw, and you have to wear it for a week. And so 40. That's 40 yards. No, dude, it's 40 miles. 40. Oh, okay. No, I'm kidding. It's 40. It's 40 yards. Okay. Like, what do you think he can run six? More than six. I mean, they are moving. They're moving. I ran at South Carolina when I was best shape. Do you think you can run? I'm in a boot now. Do you think you can run? Run faster than me? Yeah. I just know that when I run, like, this is how I remember running is I ran so fast, I was scared to run because I couldn't slow down. Like, I Would get to a point where I'm like, oh, my gosh. Okay, I've gotten myself a nice. The stupidest conversation.

[Amy Brown]

Whoever said that?

[Bobby Bones]

Forest gump.

[Amy Brown]

Who has ever.

[Bobby Bones]

I ran so fast, I got scared.

[Amy Brown]

For everybody else because I couldn't slow down.

[Bobby Bones]

Stop, okay? You're so dumb. Scuba, make me this promise.

[Amy Brown]

Okay? Anybody that fast, I want you to.

[Bobby Bones]

Stretch and we'll find a time to do it. We'll get you out somewhere. We'll do it. But don't run a 40 and don't measure until we do it. Okay? I, I, Trust me, I won't have the time to do it, so I have no idea. Well, you'd have seven seconds. What about the hernia that we worried about? I think he just threw this in.

[Amy Brown]

Last minute surgery.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it scheduled? Are you British?

[Amy Brown]

I said scheduled. I 100% said scheduled, not scheduled.

[Bobby Bones]

He picked up his shirt yesterday and showed me the hernia, but he didn't bring it up when we first talked about. No, he did not. So now we can't do it. You know what? Screw it. I'll do it with the hernia. Because then, then when I beat that time with the hernia. No, but you're going to use it as an excuse. No, I don't do excuses. I just, I, I. Your whole everything's an excuse. You literally just said, well, I have a hernia. That was not only that, if my dad would have been there.

[Amy Brown]

Also because I run too fast. I can't slow down, so I don't run.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yes, because you made nothing but excuses. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something good dog. Three years old, did not complete the required certification to become a rescue dog with the police department because they test those dogs and they put them in situations and they just distract the crap out of them to see if they break.

[Amy Brown]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And so couldn't handle not being distracted. Like, it's like they run like live animals. Beside them, I would be distracted.

[Amy Brown]

Anyway, then they have adhd.

[Bobby Bones]

So the trainer said, hey, you can't make him an official canine. But the police chief decided, hey, love the dog. And so they've been using the dog in other situations, hospitals, any sort of comfort situations. Like, he does great there, and he was a dog they adopted anyway. So they took a dog, adopted it, trained it up again, was too distracted. But now they found ways to keep the dog involved in doing good things for other people. Just not like drug busts and stuff. You know what? To be honest, I'd rather be that Dog.

[Amy Brown]

Anyway. Yeah, it's more of like a therapeutic dog. Like, I'm thinking if I am a cop, I come back from a stressful run. Like, you know, day on the road or whatever. Like, if I come back to the police station, I get to cuddle up with a dog.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know, I kind of want a dog to spent it with me so I can talk about it with them. You know, we have something in common. But yeah, big shout out to the police chief, Britt Smith, who talked about this and said, hey, even though the dog didn't make it, the dog's still doing awesome things. And it's an adopted dog. That's from kcci. That is what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Wake up, wake up in the morning. And the dial just keeps on turning. This week's next bit. And Bobby's on the mic.

[Amy Brown]

So you know what this is?

[Bobby Bones]

This is the Bobby v. We have 90 seconds to get as many corny jokes as possible. Let's do the investigative Morning Corny. The morning Corny.

[Amy Brown]

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

[Bobby Bones]

Gobbled up. Gobble. Knockout. Knockout. Brawl. Turkey bowl. Turkey brawl. Black eye. Black eyed. Pee. Oh, that's good. I was feeling pretty good about that and got no response. Foul.

[Amy Brown]

Foul.

[Bobby Bones]

Dressing. Got the dressing. A dressing. Got the stuff.

[Amy Brown]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

That's it.

[Amy Brown]

Got it. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

[Bobby Bones]

Shoot me. Gobble. Oh, got it. Yeah. To not be a turkey. Oh, got it. That's good.

[Amy Brown]

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?

[Bobby Bones]

Boo. Gabu. Gabu. Gabu is a good one. No Turkey and a ghost. Phantom. Turkey. Stuffing. Ghost feathers. Ghost Feather. Gobble.

[Amy Brown]

Ghost.

[Bobby Bones]

Giblet. Chicken. Ghost. Turkey. Ghost. Scary. Casper. Ghost. The ghosts. Thanks, Halloween. Phantom. Thanks a ween. Poultry wings. Poultry. Geist.

[Amy Brown]

Poltergeist.

[Bobby Bones]

Poultry guys. Poultry guys.

[Amy Brown]

That's it.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, wow.

[Amy Brown]

Okay. Why did the turkey start a band?

[Bobby Bones]

Drumstick.

[Amy Brown]

Okay, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't be stunned. Go.

[Amy Brown]

What do pilgrims use to make s'? Mores?

[Bobby Bones]

Marshmallows. Charcoal. Mayflower. Oh. Oh. Why did you say oh? Something with mayflower. Has to be.

[Amy Brown]

No till. Graham crackers.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Read the ones back. Read them back to what you got.

[Amy Brown]

Okay. What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

[Bobby Bones]

You can say quack.

[Amy Brown]

Quack.

[Bobby Bones]

Good one.

[Amy Brown]

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? Poultry Geist.

[Bobby Bones]

Good on me. That was incredible. What?

[Amy Brown]

Why did the turkey start a band he had drumsticks.

[Bobby Bones]

Everybody good on that one?

[Amy Brown]

What do pilgrims use to make s'? Mores? Pilgrim crackers.

[Bobby Bones]

So what, we get four? Got four. Nice job, Bobby Bone show. Bonehead story of the day. This story comes to us from Thurston County, Washington. Three guys pull up to a ranch. They're going to break into the ranch house. Only problem was there was 15 deputies out on the land practicing their target practice. No way. This is better than when they rob a cop shop with a cop or a Christmas shop with a cop. Yeah, go ahead. And they ended up they were in a stolen car when they showed up. So not only they get busted for a stolen car, breaking and entering had false identification on them. All that. I think that's worse than doing shop with a cop. And you try to rob the store and they're all there. That's funny. Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. All right, Voicemail. Whenever people call and they say, good.

[Amy Brown]

Morning, studio, and then you all go good morning to. Do you actually say it every single.

[Bobby Bones]

Time or do y' all just have.

[Amy Brown]

Like a button that you press and it's pre recorded?

[Bobby Bones]

Because it always sounds exactly the same.

[Amy Brown]

And I'm really impressed with the way.

[Bobby Bones]

That you guys keep it up every.

[Amy Brown]

Single time all at the same time. Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

We do not have a button that has us all doing that. We should have a button that has us all doing that. For example, like, if I'm working out of my home studio and everybody's here and there's like the latency of like 0.1 second and it's all off, we should have a button. But no, we do it live every single time. I would say it's a skill we developed. But is it perfect every time? No, no, definitely not perfect because you can feel the care and the warmth of it. Oh, yeah. It's like rock and roll. It ain't perfect, but it's perfect.

[Amy Brown]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

No, we do not have a button. So in the official way that goes down, if someone calls in and they say, morning studio, they literally have to say that. Yes.

[Amy Brown]

Not. Not morning, y'.

[Bobby Bones]

All. Or like, hey, everybody. Morning, guys. Right, Morning room, morning show. It's exactly. If they say morning, studio, then we all go morning. Like that. So sometimes it'll freak us out because they'll go, morning, stationary paper. And we're like, ready to go. And we go. That's awkward. Yeah. So no, that's. That's us. It is not pre recorded. We do it live. It's probably a question people wonder though, so thank you for asking. We're done. We will see you tomorrow. Goodbye everybody. Bobby Bones the Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Enterprise leaders are revolutionizing their marketing operations with AWS AI. This proven technology turns resource intensive advertising processes into intelligent autonomous systems that deliver real time optimization on a global scale. Amazon's own transformation journey shows the true power of enterprise AI innovation. And now your organization can tap into the same technology that drives Amazon's advertising strategy. Success AWS AI Where Advertising Meets Intelligence Discover the Amazon ad [e-mail] our-story want to score when your favorite player does? Well, you can't unless you download Better Picks. Who is giving away a free $10 download the better app? Pick more or less on player stats, watch the games and win some cash. It's that simple. Must be 21 or older in a jurisdiction where Better Picks operates. Terms and conditions apply. Better Picks Sports just got better.

[Amy Brown]

I'm Eva Longoria. And I'm Maite Gomez Jejuan. And this week on our podcast Hungry for History, we talk oysters. Plus the Mienbichir stops by.

[Bobby Bones]

If you are not an oyster lover, don't even talk to me.

[Amy Brown]

Ancient Athenians used to scratch names onto oyster shells to vote politicians into exile. So our word ostracize is related to the word oyster. No way. Bring back the ostracon. Listen to Hungry for history on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. We were in the car Like a Rolling Stone came on and he said there's a line in there about your mother. And I said, what? What I would do if I didn't feel like I was being accepted is choose an identity that other people can't have. I knew something had happened to me in the middle of the night, but I couldn't hold on to what had happened. These are just a few of the.

[Amy Brown]

Moving and important stories on my 13th.

[Bobby Bones]

Season of family Secrets. Listen to Family secrets on the iHeartRadio.

[Amy Brown]

App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jenna World, Jenna Jameson, Vivid Video and.

[Bobby Bones]

The Valley is a new podcast about.

[Amy Brown]

The history of the adult film industry. I'm Molly Lambert and I'll be your tour guide on a wild trip through adult films.

[Bobby Bones]

We get paid more than the men. We call the shots. In what way is that degrading? That's us taking hold of our Life.

[Amy Brown]

Listen to Genaworld on the iHeartRadio app.

[Bobby Bones]

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an iHeart podcast.