THURS PT 1: We Evaluate Lunchbox's Resume + Bobby Versus The Internet + Riddle Me This Returns!

Summary

Detailed Summary of "THURS PT 1: We Evaluate Lunchbox's Resume + Bobby Versus The Internet + Riddle Me This Returns!"

Release Date: March 27, 2025
Podcast: The Bobby Bones Show
Host: Bobby Bones
Guests: Selena Gomez, Benny Blanco, Amy, Lunchbox, Morgan

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1. Boomer Asking

[03:13 - 07:24]

The episode kicks off with Bobby introducing a fun segment called "Boomer Asking." This game involves participants asking questions aloud to themselves rather than directing them to others, leading to humorous and self-centered exchanges.

• Bobby Bones: "It's called Boomer Asking. It's when you ask a question just so you can talk about yourself... like a boomerang."

• Selena Gomez: "Yeah, it's like boomerang. You throw it out there, but it comes back."

As the game progresses, Selena and Amy attempt to interject but find themselves being "boomeranged" back by Bobby and Lunchbox, resulting in playful banter and laughter.

• Bobby Bones: "You didn’t even get a chance to ask or... it's like, hey, so how was your vacation? Because mine was great."

• Amy: "Do you want to go first? Do you have a Boomer Asking?"

The segment highlights the group's chemistry and sets a lively tone for the episode.

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2. Riddle Me This Returns

[07:23 - 21:25]

The "Riddle Me This" segment makes a return, challenging the hosts and guests with a series of riddles aimed at testing their quick thinking and problem-solving skills.

• Bobby Bones: "Riddle number one. What has hands but cannot clap?"

• Selena Gomez: "A clock."

• Bobby Bones: "Eddie. That's correct. One to one."

As the riddles increase in difficulty, the participants engage in friendly competition, occasionally diverging into discussions about supporting friends pursuing dreams and the challenges associated with it.

• Amy: "How do I be a supportive friend without crushing his dream?"

• Bobby Bones: "Let him run... the worst is not acting on anything at all."

The segment not only entertains with brain teasers but also delves into meaningful conversations about friendship and support.

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3. Bobby Versus The Internet

[21:25 - 44:04]

In "Bobby Versus The Internet," Bobby pits himself and his guests against popularly debated topics sourced from the internet. Questions range from mundane choices to light-hearted debates, sparking spirited discussions.

• Bobby Bones: "Does ketchup belong in the fridge or the pantry?"

• Ray (Listener): "Fridge."

• Bobby Bones: "I'll accept the other because I did that when I was waiting tables."

Other topics include whether straws have one or two holes, if boneless wings are just nuggets, and the proper way to position toilet paper rolls. Each question leads to lively debates, showcasing the different personalities and preferences of the hosts and guests.

• Selena Gomez: "I prefer squares because same pizza... I'll just eat the middle."

The segment emphasizes the playful rivalry and diverse opinions within the group, making it relatable and engaging for listeners.

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4. Evaluating Lunchbox's Resume

[57:22 - 78:21]

A standout segment of the episode is the humorous evaluation of Lunchbox's resume. Bobby reads through Lunchbox's resume, highlighting his qualifications and experience with witty commentary.

• Bobby Bones: "Lunchbox Skill summary: Highly engaging media personality with extensive experience in live broadcasting, sports commentary, and fan interaction."

• Amy: "Hit him with that. It's not that funny because his wife did a good job."

As Bobby delves deeper, he points out discrepancies and funny exaggerations, such as claiming to have graduated when he didn't by a mere three hours.

• Bobby Bones: "Bachelor of Arts in Communication, concentrations in Speech and Public Relations, 2003."

• Amy: "He didn’t graduate, dude. That's a lie."

The segment evolves into a mock interview where Amy showcases her newfound role as a hype guy for the Nashville Soccer Club, complete with enthusiastic video pitches. The playful critique not only entertains but also encourages listeners to present themselves authentically in job applications.

• Amy: "Don't forget, tickets are on sale for our August 23rd match against Orlando SC."

Bobby concludes by commending Amy's efforts, blending humor with genuine support for friends pursuing their passions.

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5. Good News

[21:25 - 24:12]

Amidst the humor and games, Bobby shares uplifting stories to balance the episode with positivity.

• Bobby Bones: "A golden retriever named Zoe is being celebrated after rescuing a missing toddler last week."

He narrates the heroic actions of Zoe, whose unusual barking alerted her owner to a wandering child, leading to a heartwarming rescue.

• Selena Gomez: "Right? My dogs like to play with like-sized things. Humans like to play to their size."

Another good news story touches on a firefighter adopting a baby found in a Safe Haven box, highlighting the benevolent outcomes of preparedness and compassion.

• Selena Gomez: "Oh, that's awesome."

These stories reinforce the show's commitment to sharing both entertaining and heartening content.

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6. Bonehead Stories

[44:04 - 90:51]

The "Bonehead Stories" segment serves as a collection of humorous and sometimes outrageous anecdotes meant to elicit laughs and showcase the group's spontaneous creativity.

• Bobby Bones: "A North Carolina man bought a bear costume to scare off a real bear in his backyard."

• Selena Gomez: "Wow."

The stories range from bizarre theft attempts involving swallowing diamonds to comical parking lot confrontations, illustrating the unpredictable nature of daily life.

• Amy: "She says, my sister's gonna be here in five minutes, ladies. I'm parking there. Move. Lady doesn't move, hit her with the car."

These narratives not only entertain but also highlight the hosts' ability to find humor in everyday absurdities.

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Notable Quotes

• Selena Gomez [03:30]: "Yeah, it's like boomerang. You throw it out there, but it comes back."

• Bobby Bones [14:11]: "What do you lose? The moment you share it."

• Amy [05:20]: "Every kid has a birthday party every weekend. We have three birthday parties on the books this weekend."

• Bobby Bones [44:31]: "Boneless wings aren't wings. It's just a piece of meat that's about the same size of a chicken wing."

• Selena Gomez [82:12]: "There's a lot of things we're putting in our body that could be contributing towards depression. Sodium or salt being one of them."

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Conclusion

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully blends humor, interactive games, and meaningful discussions. Through segments like "Boomer Asking," "Bobby Versus The Internet," and "Evaluating Lunchbox's Resume," listeners are treated to engaging content that is both entertaining and relatable. The integration of uplifting stories and bonehead anecdotes ensures a well-rounded listening experience, making it enjoyable for both regular followers and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

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[Larison Campbell]

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[Amy]

7,000 bodies out there or more.

[Larison Campbell]

A forgotten asylum, cemetery.

[Bobby Bones]

It was my family's mystery.

[Larison Campbell]

Shame, guilt, propriety. Something keeps it all buried deep until it's not. I'm Larison Campbell, and this is is under Yazu Clay. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Jay Shetty]

Hey, you're listening to On Purpose with Jay Shetty. And today my guests are none other than Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco.

[Selena Gomez]

What I felt for Benny, it was. Everything about him was honest. He'll tell me anything that he's feeling, and it made me feel like I could do the same.

[Benny Blanco]

If we would have met each other when we were younger, it would have never worked.

[Jay Shetty]

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[John Cameron Mitchell]

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[Selena Gomez]

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[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Selena Gomez]

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[Selena Gomez]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Benny Blanco]

You get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on, Bobby.

[Selena Gomez]

Transmitting across America.

[Bobby Bones]

Welcome to Thursday's show, Morning Studio Morning. It's called Boomer asking. It's when you ask a question just so you can talk about yourself. You don't even really ask anybody else, so you get to. You basically ask question out loud to yourself, and then you answer it. Oh, so it's like a boomerang.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah, it's like boomerang. You throw it out there, but it comes back.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, like you don't even get. You don't even have a chance to answer it. It's like you're just asking. It's. It's like, hey, so how was your vacation? Because mine was great. I'm telling you. We went to. You didn't even give a chance to ask or. Or be like, hey, so how. How's this work? Because let me tell you about mine. It is a. That's Boomer asking. So I like, let's all Boomerasque.

[Benny Blanco]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Something here. Do you want to go first? Do you have a Boomerasque?

[Selena Gomez]

I do, but I kind of feel like I want to see another example.

[Bobby Bones]

Before I. I can go first.

[Selena Gomez]

Throw mine out there.

[Bobby Bones]

No. You excited about the game tonight? I am. Because, look, Arkansas's playing Texas. Texas tonight. It's awesome.

[Selena Gomez]

Sweet 16, they're playing. Who?

[Bobby Bones]

You don't talk back. I just talk.

[Selena Gomez]

I can't ask questions because you got the question.

[Bobby Bones]

I boomered it back to me.

[Selena Gomez]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I just take over and you're just like, wait, I. Yeah, like I asked a question. Then you just are like, well, I didn't even get to talk.

[Selena Gomez]

Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna wedge my way in there.

[Bobby Bones]

Trust me. I just saw it. Then tonight, sweet 16, they're playing Texas Tech. The game's not till 9:00pm which really stinks, but it's in San Francisco, so they're two hours back. It's only seven there, but it's super cool. A little nervous about it, but I'll come in tomorrow. Probably cranky, but yeah. So I'm. I'm really excited about that game. Yeah. So you are too, I guess. Yeah. See, See, I didn't really ask to come back.

[Selena Gomez]

Right, Right.

[Bobby Bones]

No need for a wedge.

[Selena Gomez]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you tried. You got me. You tried to kick. Kick me off a little bit there.

[Selena Gomez]

Well, because I thought I. Yeah, I didn't know if you can kind of get your way in there and take it Back. But, like, you asked the question.

[Bobby Bones]

We're not having a land battle. We're not. Eddie, you want to do a boomerang?

[Benny Blanco]

Oh, yeah, I got one.

[Bobby Bones]

Ask me a question.

[Benny Blanco]

Well, so mine's for Amy, though, because Amy just had a birthday. Amy, how was your birthday? Oh, my gosh, Mine was awesome. I got so many texts from people. I guess I have a lot of friends because they text me and calls people that I haven't heard from in a while. Happy birthday. Gosh, it was awesome.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah, I didn't. I. I got a number, and I didn't really give it to that many.

[Bobby Bones]

People, so I think you're missing the point.

[Selena Gomez]

But you know what?

[Amy]

You're not supposed to.

[Bobby Bones]

She has decided she's wedging into all this.

[Selena Gomez]

There. Whoever has my old phone number, I think. No, no, no. They're annoyed. They are annoyed. Like, they. They ended up on a family group text or something, and they were taking over the boomer, asking questions to like, what is going on Amy's number anymore? And then that's what. You know. We've been talking about Walker Hayes doing my theme song. He was originally texting my old number.

[Bobby Bones]

It's called adhd. It's not boomerang. Boomer ass. She did one. What did she. What did she say?

[Morgan]

Did you hear my new jingle?

[Bobby Bones]

Go finish that one. She didn't mean to do it. Go ahead.

[Selena Gomez]

Did you hear? You know how Walker Hayes is doing my jingle? So he was texting that old number, and the kid replied back, because then he has a golf tournament coming up, and he's inviting me to do that. And the kid's like, stop texting me. This isn't Amy. And Walker thought I was just joking with him. He's like, oh, come on. You don't even have to play. You can just putt. And he's like, if you don't stop texting me, I'm a minor. I'm gonna call the cops.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, damn.

[Selena Gomez]

And so Walker was like, okay, I stopped.

[Benny Blanco]

That's Boomer asking.

[Bobby Bones]

She didn't mean to, though. I think that's just how she talked. She was just talking Lunchbox.

[Amy]

So is that hers, or does she.

[Bobby Bones]

Have another one that's hers? Please, God. Yes, that's hers. You're up.

[Amy]

And what do you got going on this weekend? Let me tell you, I got no free time this weekend because my kids. Every kid has a birthday party every weekend. We have three birthday parties on the books this weekend. We have baseball practice, a baseball game, and three birthday parties. When do I get any time to just sit down. My wife's always like, we should spend time at home. But nope. We got all these birthday parties. Yay, another trampoline park. Can't wait for the German festive weekend.

[Bobby Bones]

And at the end, I even forgot he asked a question. So we just move on to something else. There's. So that's Boomer asking. And. And what Amy was doing was being Amy. What? Yeah, yeah. Putting up roadblocks.

[Amy]

That was crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Taking over control. I heard you were taking over control in the building. Somebody. So what, you're like, bossing people around around here? What, like you, like, own the place? Is what I heard.

[Selena Gomez]

Oh, okay. Eddie's name is this like, show brav?

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie?

[Benny Blanco]

I didn't say anything. What I did hear though, that Amy was arg with an executive in the building.

[Bobby Bones]

Really loudly.

[Selena Gomez]

Cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe she was Boomer asking, right?

[Selena Gomez]

No, no. You know what that had to do with what Bobby? You already know, cuz I tell you about it.

[Amy]

Oh, goodness.

[Selena Gomez]

And I didn't argue. No, I was.

[Bobby Bones]

There she goes again. Oh, my God. She just. Boomeras again. Okay, so that's what Boomer asking is everybody. Bones. Anonymous in box. Anonymous in box. There's a question to be. Hello, Bobby. Bones. My friend's been pursuing music for over 10 years. He got really excited when he got a bit of love on Tick Tock when a video he posted went viral and got a million views. Since then, he's quit his job and started pursuing music full time. But that was a year and a half ago, and his views quickly went back to where they were before he went viral. He's been writing off the success of one video with the hopes he can go viral again. He spent thousands of dollars recording music and buying equipment. He's doing content creation. He's pay. He's playing for tips around town. Oh, man. Most shows only draws family and friends, but even we can't make it to every show, Amor. He's not going to be able to live off that forever without having a steady source of income. How do I be a supportive friend without crushing his dream? Signed friend of an aspiring musician. This is very, very easy. Let him run. Yeah, let him run. You're seeing something in your version of what you're seeing. It's not going to work out for him because he got lucky. Once he quit everything, lost all stability to chase this dream, and now everything's going down the drain. That's what you're seeing. Not saying you're wrong. You're probably right. But you're not for sure, right? Let him run until he cannot run anymore. And you just be his friend and you support him. You don't have to lie to him. You like this song? My favorite song ever. Is it really? No. Don't lie to him, but be supportive. So. Oh, man. That's. This is gonna go. This is gonna be bad. But what's worse than chasing a dream and failing is not acting on anything at all. Because you never know. And never knowing never is the worst. So let him either hang himself and at least have an understanding. He gave it a run. Or who knows? He may actually be one in a million. That. That get a little something here, then a little middle. Something got large. Something moved to Nashville. Next thing you know, wham, bam, thank you, man. Bailey, and here you are. So it's probably not going to work out. You're probably right, but that is not your job. Your job is to be a good friend here.

[Selena Gomez]

That's the simplest way to put it. Not your. Not your job.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not. I'm gonna tell you, this is gonna go down in flames.

[Selena Gomez]

Maybe not, but you never know.

[Bobby Bones]

You're right. And I.

[Selena Gomez]

You don't get in the way.

[Bobby Bones]

The reason I say this is because most all these go down in flames. I'm just playing numbers game. Numbers game that's gonna go into flames, but everyone doesn't. So let him see if he's one of the ones that doesn't.

[Selena Gomez]

But even if he does go down in flames, there's his own internal thing that could be happening with him. And if you step in, you sort of stomp on that.

[Bobby Bones]

Just be his friend. There you go. Boom. The end. Close it up. We have Kimberly on the phone. She has a nephew that wants some shoes. Lucky for her, I have a lot of shoes. I am trying not to be a person that just has a bunch of stuff that just sits around because I want people to use it.

[Selena Gomez]

You're a sharer.

[Bobby Bones]

I. Yeah. I mean, I like to be. I think. What's crazy, I've been in therapy, and my therapist is like, people that grew up with nothing are two things. Either they want to keep everything because they're scared, or they want to give everything away because they never had anything. And I'm a version of both of that because I do love to share, and I don't want to just hold on to stuff. It's. I have nice stuff. I want to give it away. And so, Kimberly, we're going to give you a chance to win. Now, our lawyers do not Let me give away stuff if it's not one, which is so stupid, but I get it. But Kimberly, good morning to you.

[Selena Gomez]

Good morning. Good morning, studio.

[Bobby Bones]

Morning. Now you live where I live in Fall City, Texas.

[Selena Gomez]

And you about an hour south of San Antonio.

[Bobby Bones]

You are. Oh, wow. Deep down, deep down south Texas, you are playing for your nephew. And what size shoe does your nephew wear?

[Selena Gomez]

He wears about 11.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so I have a few shoes up for grabs here. I don't know if you already know the ones you want to play for, but I have. Okay, go ahead.

[Selena Gomez]

I don't, but it's whatever a sophomore in high school would like. A little birdie on the phone said that the white ones might not be a good pick.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, the white ones aren't. The white ones are by far the most expensive. Those are $1,000 shoes. But like I said, Liberace, Elton John, are me. That's about it. I gotta Adam for a TV shoot. They've only been worn once. You don't want those. I would say you go for the Jordan one. Retro highs retailed about 400 bucks. Or the remakes of not the 1985 Michael Jordans are red and white. They have been worn maybe once. There's a slight crease on the front, but he's going to love him if you win them.

[Selena Gomez]

Okay, sounds perfect.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so. But you get to pick the game too. So you can pick the iconic TV show quote game, you can pick the celebrity voice actor game, or riddle me this. And so you'll pick the game and then you'll pick the player that you want representing you.

[Selena Gomez]

Oh, this one's hard. Let's do the riddled me this.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, riddle me this. Now we're gonna go 1v1. Who would you like to play for you out of Amy, Lunchbox or Eddie?

[Selena Gomez]

I'm gonna go with Eddie on this one.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, man. Lunchbox is good.

[Benny Blanco]

Lunchbox, it dominates. Riddle me this.

[Bobby Bones]

He chose Eddie. Now you get to pick the player now that Eddie plays against. There we go. So you can pick Amy or Lunchbox, then Amy. Okay.

[Selena Gomez]

Okay. Yeah.

[Amy]

Riddle me this, Amy, do not lose on purpose.

[Bobby Bones]

We have an understanding. We don't lose a purpose.

[Amy]

I'm looking at her.

[Bobby Bones]

You yelled at her. And it was pretty aggressive and mean. Then you pointed out, didn't you? I did, yeah.

[Amy]

Okay, I did point.

[Bobby Bones]

You did. He pointed hard. Okay.

[Amy]

She didn't look at me though.

[Bobby Bones]

Riddle me this. These are kids riddles. I give each of you. We'll do five of them overall. Write your answer down. Okay. Okay. Riddle number one. What has hands but cannot clap? Riddle me this. What has hands but cannot clap?

[Benny Blanco]

I'm in.

[Selena Gomez]

I'm. I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I have 15 seconds. But you both are already in. Amy.

[Selena Gomez]

A clock.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie. That's a clock. That's correct. One to one. Riddle me this. I am not alive, but I have five fingers. What am I? I am not alive, But I have five fingers. What am I? Riddle me this. 15 seconds on the clock. I'm not alive, but at 540 fingers. What am I?

[Selena Gomez]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

5 seconds left. Time. Amy.

[Selena Gomez]

A dead person's hand.

[Benny Blanco]

That's a good answer.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a good answer. I'm not going to give it to you, but you did think out of the box on that and you get a bonus point. That doesn't out for anything. But I liked it.

[Selena Gomez]

Okay, cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Thanks, Eddie.

[Benny Blanco]

I put down a picture of a hand.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. That not stupid. Not near as bonusy. But again, it's a glove. Not alive. Five fingers. It's a glove.

[Selena Gomez]

That's very finger. Finger holes. Finger.

[Benny Blanco]

Chicken fingers. I thought about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Next up, I fly all day long, but I never go anywhere. What am I?

[Selena Gomez]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. I fly all day long, but I never go anywhere. What am I?

[Benny Blanco]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. I. I don't think I would have got this one. Riddle me this, Eddie.

[Benny Blanco]

Time.

[Selena Gomez]

Oh, that's not what I have.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's not right. Oh, no, it's not all time flies.

[Benny Blanco]

Time flies, man.

[Bobby Bones]

No, not always having fun. No. But when you're not, you're sad. It doesn't go slow or you're waiting for that 3 o'clock bill to hit at school and you're like, God dang, it's 2:51. Amy.

[Selena Gomez]

A flag.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Selena Gomez]

I also too am good at this game, but y'all just don't remember.

[Amy]

I saw Amy flapping her hand, I knew she had it.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Amy]

This lady's not two left.

[Selena Gomez]

But I mean, I want her no win this.

[Bobby Bones]

Here's the one thing about our show. Integrity. Well, okay, not so much. Next up. What do you lose? The moment you share it. Don't say virginity. It's not the answer.

[Benny Blanco]

I wasn't thinking that.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, you lose the what?

[Benny Blanco]

Say it again.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you lose? The moment you share it.

[Selena Gomez]

You have to share it.

[Bobby Bones]

Riddle me this. 15 seconds.

[Selena Gomez]

Oh, there's so many things.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you lose? The moment you share it.

[Selena Gomez]

You lose it.

[Bobby Bones]

You heard what I said, right?

[Amy]

How many times you need to say.

[Bobby Bones]

Like you got me. What do you Lose.

[Benny Blanco]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

You trying to get dead body? I don't know.

[Benny Blanco]

Yeah. Be clever with this one.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. Amy, wave your hand in the air like giving us a little.

[Selena Gomez]

I'm gonna be clever with this one.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Selena Gomez]

Me.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Selena Gomez]

Secret.

[Bobby Bones]

That's it. Good job.

[Amy]

She was possible.

[Bobby Bones]

Good job.

[Amy]

That was possible.

[Bobby Bones]

Look at that. That was strong. That's strong, Eddie. Yeah.

[Benny Blanco]

I too have secrets.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, the problem now is.

[Benny Blanco]

Yeah, she's up.

[Bobby Bones]

Are we on five? We're on. Yeah, we're on five. So, Eddie, you needed to miss it, and you have to get it.

[Benny Blanco]

Okay, Amy, Kimberly's listening.

[Amy]

She's feeling not good.

[Bobby Bones]

Kimberly, you're down one. How do you feel?

[Selena Gomez]

You know, I feel like Eddie can come from behind.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Amy, classic.

[Selena Gomez]

Don't get it. It's kind of weird.

[Benny Blanco]

But, yeah, I can do it.

[Bobby Bones]

What he's known for.

[Selena Gomez]

I'd rather not in college.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what his reputation.

[Benny Blanco]

It's not it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. They called him Mr. Come From Behind. Okay.

[Benny Blanco]

They sure didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Next up, riddle this. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pool have in common? What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pool have in common?

[Amy]

Does anybody know who. Alexander the Greatest.

[Benny Blanco]

What the.

[Selena Gomez]

What? Alexander.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you say a word there?

[Selena Gomez]

Am I not supposed to talk?

[Bobby Bones]

You went. Hang on.

[Selena Gomez]

I said what I was thinking, like what?

[Benny Blanco]

As Alexander the Great.

[Selena Gomez]

Alexander the Great, I would advise you.

[Bobby Bones]

Guys to I think within your head.

[Benny Blanco]

Oh. Instead of out loud.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Just a piece of advice. I'm gonna give you 30 seconds. Final one. Eddie needs this and Amy needs to miss it. I would bet Lunchbox knows this one.

[Amy]

I already wrote it down.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I would bet Lunchbox know this one. I think Lunchbox is the best at this game. This is. This is his game.

[Benny Blanco]

Can you just repeat the question?

[Bobby Bones]

What? One more time? Yeah. You familiar with it? Familiar with history, guys? Yeah.

[Benny Blanco]

Alexander.

[Bobby Bones]

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

[Selena Gomez]

What is it called when you dress like Winnie the Pooh?

[Bobby Bones]

A furry. Then you do it. Oh, oh, cosplay.

[Selena Gomez]

I have on my Pooh bear shirt. Or like, you know.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, your Pooh bear. Oh, no, no, you. Yeah, you're put. Well, you just have a shirt with. No. No pants.

[Benny Blanco]

You're winning the poop.

[Bobby Bones]

You're winning the pooing. No, no.

[Benny Blanco]

Get out of here.

[Bobby Bones]

Five seconds.

[Benny Blanco]

Don't look at my sheet.

[Bobby Bones]

Five seconds. Gonna go back to Mr. Come From Behind. Oh, man.

[Benny Blanco]

I'd like to apologize to Kimberly.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy. What do you have?

[Selena Gomez]

He doesn't have it. Does Eddie not have it?

[Bobby Bones]

No, we go to you first.

[Selena Gomez]

Okay. I have it.

[Bobby Bones]

You do? You know, I'll give you a possum of the crap out of us. That's diabolical. And you know what? I like it. So I'm gonna go to Eddie first.

[Amy]

Of course.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Benny Blanco]

What if she's lying, though?

[Selena Gomez]

Well, I mean, what do you have?

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie?

[Benny Blanco]

They both have the word the in their name.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. And what do you have?

[Selena Gomez]

These. Their middle name.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Benny Blanco]

So we both got it right, though, Right?

[Bobby Bones]

But. Okay, you lost.

[Benny Blanco]

I lost. Really?

[Bobby Bones]

Kimberly Alexander, the great Wendy that poo. Kimberly did lose. Now.

[Amy]

Amy, channel with me, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, I'm gonna say this. I loved how you played the game.

[Amy]

Okay, that was well done.

[Bobby Bones]

Well done.

[Benny Blanco]

Very sneaky.

[Bobby Bones]

It was good. Yeah.

[Selena Gomez]

When I would like the opportunity to.

[Bobby Bones]

Play for Kimberly, I'll tell you what we can do.

[Selena Gomez]

Well, I mean, I don't have to play. She doesn't have to pick me. I would just like an opportunity for her to win.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So.

[Benny Blanco]

But you just made her lose, though.

[Selena Gomez]

She didn't pick me.

[Bobby Bones]

We can give it one more round in the next couple days and let Amy play for Kimberly, but you have to go up against Donkey Kong.

[Amy]

Oh, that's me.

[Bobby Bones]

That's Lunchbox.

[Selena Gomez]

We're like. And Q. Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Benny Blanco]

Yes.

[Amy]

So, Kimberly, you know you're talking about me.

[Bobby Bones]

Kimberly, you did not win, but you. We like you. And Amy has made the suggestion that she wants to play for you now, but she has to go up against Donkey Kong, who's at the top just throwing barrels down, trying to kill everybody.

[Selena Gomez]

Okay, I love that idea. Okay, so I think you can do it, Amy. I think so, too.

[Bobby Bones]

It's time for the good news with producer Eddie.

[Benny Blanco]

Chris Martinez is a firefighter in New Mexico, and he went out to check that Safe Haven box where they. Sometimes they leave babies if they're not able to take care of them. He goes out there, and there's a baby in there. He's like, whoa, look at this. There's a baby wrapped in a towel. The umbilical cord is still attached, so they call the state. But what's crazy is that Chris just got certified to be a foster parent, him and his wife. So he's like, I don't know. Maybe I can foster this baby. Sure enough, he fosters the baby. Him and his wife take the baby home, and just last week, they were able to adopt baby Michael.

[Selena Gomez]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's awesome. But you're right. Like, there was a range of Emotions that happened there. Because you're going, dang, somebody left their baby, but then you're like, dang good. Good thing. They left the baby at a place where somebody could find it then. Dang. It was so fresh. The umbilical cord is still attached.

[Selena Gomez]

I know. Which makes me think that they deliver it all by themselves immediately.

[Bobby Bones]

And then Daniel, luckily, somebody found it quick enough. Yeah. Didn't care. Like, this is. The net gain is massive, massively good on this. Yeah.

[Benny Blanco]

The baby actually got to go to a home immediately and now is adopted to a forever home.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah. No, that's great. The way Eddie started off, though, it made me curious. Like, how often does he go check the box?

[Benny Blanco]

Probably every day.

[Selena Gomez]

Okay, that's good, because Eddie made it seem like he decided, I'm gonna go check the box. What do you know There's a baby in here?

[Benny Blanco]

I don't know that protocol.

[Bobby Bones]

I felt the same way for a second, but then I thought, maybe checks it every day. And it's like, oh, I check it every day. I can't believe. Wow, Today there's actually a baby there. Because it's probably not babies in there. 364 days a year, you think you.

[Selena Gomez]

Probably have to check it multiple times a day. A day, because, what, just in case, what, hour?

[Bobby Bones]

It's a great point.

[Benny Blanco]

Maybe there's shifts. Maybe there's every three hours.

[Selena Gomez]

Maybe there's a bell.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe somebody just sits in it.

[Selena Gomez]

There's a doorbell, maybe.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Benny Blanco]

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[Selena Gomez]

At this point in my life, I'm all about keeping things simple. So when I can grab everything I need for the house and pick up a new face serum that my daughter has been begging us to try all in one trip, that's a win. And that's why Walmart is a win. New beauty is in bloom at Walmart. They've got a full beauty department stocked with all of your favorite brands so that you can refresh your routine. For right now, it's all about radiance. Think glossy hair, luminous skin, fresh sun care, and designer fragrances to match the season. And let's be real. After months of dry winter air, our skin could use a little extra love. I know that I've been reaching for hydrating serums, good exfoliators, and of course, spf. Because the sun is out and it is time to glow. And don't even get me started on hair. We need things that are going to help our hair shine right now and feel healthy after all the heat styling from winter. And guess what? Walmart has everything we need. Big name beauty brands. Check the things you need and the things you want. Check. Check. With spring here, it's the perfect time to declutter. We're doing that at our house, tossing old products, organizing our beauty stash, and making room for fresh new favorites. And if you're like me, you love refreshing your home this time of year too. And Walmart has got you covered on that. New beauty and new home finds in one spot. Yes, please. So if you're ready to glow this season, find trending spring beauty at Walmart, in stores, online, and in the app.

[Larison Campbell]

There's a type of soil in Mississippi called Yazoo Clay. It's thick, burnt orange, and it's got a reputation.

[Selena Gomez]

It's terrible, terrible dirt.

[Larison Campbell]

Yazoo clay eats everything, so things that get buried there tend to stay buried until they're not. In 2012, construction crews at Mississippi's biggest hospital made a shocking discovery.

[Amy]

7,000 bodies are out there or more.

[Larison Campbell]

All former patients of the old state asylum, and nobody knew they were there.

[Bobby Bones]

It was my family's mystery.

[Larison Campbell]

But in this corner of the south, it's not just the soil that keeps secrets.

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody talks about it. Nobody has any information.

[Larison Campbell]

When you peel back the layers of Mississippi's Yazoo Clay, nothing's ever as simple as you think.

[Selena Gomez]

The story is much more complicated and nuanced than that.

[Larison Campbell]

I'm Larison Campbell. Listen to under yazukle on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast.

[Jay Shetty]

Hey, you're listening to On Purpose with Jay Shetty. And today my guests are none other than Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. I can't wait for you to hear this episode about their love story, about their relationship like you've never heard it before. I want to go back to the first time you ever met.

[Selena Gomez]

Well, thank you so much for this.

[Bobby Bones]

One of the greatest.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm Selena.

[Selena Gomez]

But we're watching Dancing when you're a.

[Benny Blanco]

Pop star like she is and you're a huge entity and people set up all these. These walls before and then the first second you like disarmed everybody. By the way, congratulations on your engagement.

[Selena Gomez]

What I felt for Benny, it was. Everything about him was honest. He'll tell me anything that he's feeling and it made me feel like I could do the same.

[Benny Blanco]

If we would have met each other when we were younger, it would have never worked.

[Jay Shetty]

Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Cause.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Is this a good time? It's me, Dylan Mulvaney and my dear friend Joe Lock from Heartstopper. And Agatha all along is my very first guest on my brand new podcast, the Dylan Hour. It's musical mayhem and it is going to be so much fun.

[Bobby Bones]

I like a man.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You like a man.

[Bobby Bones]

What do I like, Joe, you like a man too.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

We often.

[Bobby Bones]

There's quite similar.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

There's some cross pollination happening in here.

[Bobby Bones]

Not like. No. Have we.

[Selena Gomez]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

No, not yet.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Never say never. I cannot wait for all you girls, gays and they to join me on this extremely special pink confection of a podcast. There is so much darkness in this world and what I think we could all use more of is a little joy. Listen to the Dylan hour on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Love ya on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Dylan Scott, how influential was your dad on I just want you to do what you want to do or if you want to do music. Let me guide you a little bit.

[Lunchbox]

So, I mean, my dad took pride in the fact that I wanted to go do Music. Right. But my dad was and my mom, both were also the type. It didn't matter what I wanted to do, they were behind it. If I was to say, I'm gonna go to college, then okay, go to. If I didn't want to go to college, which I didn't, they weren't the parents, like, no, you need to do this, you need to do that. They pretty much let me decide what I wanted to do in life. I mean, the only thing my dad told me, like, this is probably some of the best advice I ever got. I didn't realize it at the time was it's not an overnight success. You know, it can be for some people.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it also looks like it for everybody. Whenever you're from far away. Yeah, it looks like everybody just got famous one day.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But as your dad knew and as you know, now, cutting it is so the opposite. Even for people that have overnight success, it ain't overnight.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, no, it's not overnight. And I mean, sometimes I'm really bad about this. It's like I get so caught up in looking in the future. What's next? What am I going to do? How am I going to do this? How am I going to keep this thing going, you know, that I forget to sit back and go, yeah, it may have. It took some time for me, you know, I was 25, 26 before I had my first hit. And has it moved as quickly since then as I would want? No, but at the same time, I have to sit back and go, man, but look what everything that's happened. Look what's happened so far, you know, look where I'm at. I'm exactly where I wanted to be. Living in Nashville, I'm on a bus. We're playing music to a bunch of fans, sold out shows, and we've had number ones. And, you know, you forget that kind of stuff sometimes. I mean, after my girl, I just had my first son. So I've got my wife, I've got a kid. I mean, I'm starting my life, really. And I have a number one song. The money's going up a little bit, the shows are good.

[Bobby Bones]

Everything's guarantees are getting bigger on the show.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, everything's great. Like, I'm supporting my family, doing music now. I don't want to lose that. You know, it's like, that's why you don't want to be a one hit wonder. And you start stressing about it like, okay, I got to keep this going.

[Bobby Bones]

On the Bobby Bones show now. Dylan, Scott here's why I'd be frustrated. I feel like there are two artists that suffer. I'm gonna go ahead and spoiler, you're one of them. You Parmalee.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And nobody. Nobody goes. Let's just. They've done it four or five times. Yeah. They should be able to get that. That benefit of the doubt to at least get up into, like, the 20s without having some massive research, because everything else has research.

[Lunchbox]

I reached a point of life where there's a lot of things that's just out of my control. Like, I can't control that I can be the nicest dude. I can be the most outgoing person I could. There's so much I could do that still, it's not gonna matter. I can't control how quick something moves or, you know, whatever. Only thing I can control is writing the music, putting out the best music I can. My social media, showing my life and gain and gaining fans and playing shows and playing the best show I can. That's all I really can do. I can't make a single move faster.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I get a little pissed for you, if you want to know.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I appreciate that, but it's more to it than even.

[Bobby Bones]

I hear you.

[Lunchbox]

Even the radio.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not talking about. Ready? All of it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Playing awards, award shows, man, that's right where my freaking head is, playing them.

[Bobby Bones]

Being a presenter, I know you're gonna get back.

[Lunchbox]

I don't want to put you nominated, you know, that's how. Once again, it's like, do I still get aggravated about that stuff? No doubt. You think I want to sit at home on the couch with. I mean, because I do this. My little boy right here watching the award show and not being there. Like, no, I want to be there, but I promise you, I'm not fixing to go just walk a red carpet because I want people to go, look at me. Look at me. Like, that's not who I am. So I just don't go, you know? So it's like, man, sometimes I go, dude, if we. If we had some of the industry push, like, the award shows and we in that light a little bit, or on these platforms, on social media, wonder what it'd be then, you know, because there's a huge fan base we haven't tapped into yet. I've been on one major tour, one major tour the whole time I've been in town.

[Bobby Bones]

Which one was that?

[Lunchbox]

Luke Bryan.

[Bobby Bones]

The. This town's been too good. Yeah. Too good to us. Has that one. That one feels like it's moved A little faster or. Or is it. That one was moving with the other one with you and the other Dylan. And it just feels like you've, like, ubiquitous Dylan, is that. You think that's what that one is?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Yeah. This one feels like you've been around more, but it's because you had two at once.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's all it is. It's still just as long.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Bones. Morgan doesn't smoke, but they're recommending nicotine patches for you.

[Morgan]

Yeah. So you guys know I'm a long hauler with COVID Like.

[Amy]

Like long.

[Morgan]

Is that the same long hauler and.

[Bobby Bones]

Long, like, you're driving a truck, too?

[Selena Gomez]

Basically the same thing.

[Morgan]

I haven't had my smell for, gosh. We're going on four years now, which is so crazy. And I also have had memory loss. We think the vertigo may be it. And apparently nicotine patches have helped people, especially with smell, get it back completely.

[Bobby Bones]

Why do they say.

[Morgan]

They just say, like, something in it, like, activates a certain part of what's happening in there with the long Covid. And over about six to seven days, it's supposed to be completely back.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you heard the theories that nicotine is basically caffeine? But the reason that cigarettes are so bad is everything else is around the nicotine. It's not really just. It's not the nicotine. Yes.

[Selena Gomez]

Nixine patches are having a moment right now.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's what his Zen is. Right, But. But the reason that Actual patches, though. Oh, yeah. But that's what Zen is.

[Selena Gomez]

Not like a pouch, but a patch.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'm familiar. Yeah. I'm saying, but that's also what a Zen is in the pouch. But where the comparison of the two, the parallels are very similar. But the. Why cigarettes are so awful for use. Everything else, the nicotine brings you back to all that really, really terrible stuff. I'm still not gonna. Nicotine patches.

[Benny Blanco]

Yeah, I don't think so.

[Selena Gomez]

I thought about it.

[Amy]

You're gonna get like, nicotine is what you begin to become addicted to. Right. Caffeine, like, I don't understand.

[Bobby Bones]

The same with caffeine. If someone said drink more caffeine, would you think that was weird?

[Amy]

No, but nicotine, like, because of the.

[Bobby Bones]

Cigarettes, everything connected to the nicotine.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah, but if you had the patch, it would release a measured dose. Like, you don't have more than what is in there.

[Amy]

Because they've said this to my wife because she gets strep throat a lot. And they said, you know, what you could do is you could wear a nicotine patch and it'll kill the virus. And my wife was considering it. And I said, you're an idiot.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would you yell you're an idiot when a doctor recommends something.

[Amy]

That's what I told my wife. I said, these people aren't real doctors if they're telling you to get on.

[Bobby Bones]

Nicotine if they're not real.

[Selena Gomez]

Doc, that's not true. Lunchbox.

[Amy]

No, I don't, I can't imagine a doctor saying, hey, take this stuff that is highly addictive and people can't seem to kick it. And so when my wife came home with this after going to the doctor, I was like, are you sure they're really a doctor?

[Bobby Bones]

So I, I would agree that they're. I, I can read you some stuff. And yes, I'm sure they were probably a doctor.

[Amy]

She did, she said they had their medical thing on the board on the wall.

[Bobby Bones]

Both are stimulants. Caffeine stimulates central nervous system. Nicotine, even through a patch like Amy was talking about or whatever, it does the same. It increases alertness, heart rate, blood pressure. They boost dopamine, which is the feel good chemical in the brain. They both do. They both give your brain basically a dopamine kick. That's why more people feel focused after drinking a Red Bull or. And I think smoking is terrible. I hate it. It's disgusting to me because everybody did it around me growing up. But that's also why people would like, drink a cigarette and it's like it focuses.

[Benny Blanco]

Smoke a cigarette.

[Bobby Bones]

What did I say?

[Benny Blanco]

Drink a cigarette.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, that's how much I don't smoke. You can build a tolerance to both over time. Your body gets used to both of them. So it would take more to get the same effect. Both can be habit forming, not necessarily in the same exact way, but both will become rituals or crutches. Like with coffee. Yeah. People say it smooths the edges. Isn't that what they say? Yeah, take the edge off whatever that. Yeah. Say again? I don't drink. So kind of the same thing, though. So the health risk, Caffeine in moderation, pretty safe. Nicotine, especially from smoking, far riskier long term because of everything else that's in the, the smoking. But caffeine's like your, your buddy who hypes you up. Nicotines are like the ex who knows how to calm you down, but you don't really want to go back.

[Benny Blanco]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

So some, it's definitely a little more severe, but by itself it's not what you're thinking because of everything else associated with the cigarette.

[Amy]

So what you're saying is I need to go apologize to my wife.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Amy]

Well, yeah.

[Benny Blanco]

For Connor. An idiot. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, maybe that part. That's your own relationship. I don't know about your dynamic, but if that's gonna. I would. I would evaluate the risk, reward of if you're just addicted to nicotine but not cigarettes.

[Benny Blanco]

Look at him. He's defeated.

[Bobby Bones]

I. I just can't believe you can smell and taste, which you can't do. I think that's something I would probably try. Me. I think it's something I'd probably try.

[Morgan]

Well, and. Because the thing that scares me the most is, like, I've never smoked a cigarette before in my life. I don't know what nicotine would do to my body. Like, the reaction I would immediately have. So, like, am I gonna make things worse by doing this, or am I potentially gonna make it better? And then I just never try it. But I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what I mean?

[Morgan]

Like, I can't. I can't figure out what the pros and cons are here.

[Amy]

You could be smelling again, but you'd be walking around with a dip in your mouth.

[Bobby Bones]

It is a very complicated answer that you should go and ask your doctor about. Nicotine is very addictive. It is a stimulant. It is not a known carcinogen, though nicotine itself is. But there. But there are carcinogens in cigarettes. It's. Nicotine is not what causes cancer.

[Morgan]

I did see that nicotine is like a nightshade. So it's actually something that we often consume in, like, tomatoes, eggplants, potatoes. So nicotine itself is not the.

[Bobby Bones]

It's. It. It's. It's more addicting than. Than.

[Morgan]

Yes, but it's like, in the night, she nightshade family.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's.

[Morgan]

Technically, it's a mushroom. I don't know what a nightshade is.

[Selena Gomez]

Tomatoes are nightshades. Peppers are nightshades.

[Bobby Bones]

So talk to somebody you trust. I would say don't get on nicotine patches just for the fun of it.

[Morgan]

Just throw one on today because you.

[Bobby Bones]

Could actually do one. Just like, I want to be focused. I want to be. But I would highly recommend not doing that. But you have lost a lot of, like, your smell, taste senses because of this long Covid. It's affecting how you walk. You're having migraine. You can't. I think it's something you should spend time talking to a professional about. But don't think that all nicotine is like, it's just smoking cigarettes.

[Selena Gomez]

I know.

[Morgan]

It's just what I associate with it. Because that's what you grew up. Like when you. When you went to the drug class.

[Bobby Bones]

Dare.

[Morgan]

They don't have nicotine.

[Bobby Bones]

It's addictive. It can raise cardiovascular risk. Caffeine can do a lot of bad stuff to you as well. But it doesn't carry the cancer causing baggage that we associate with cigarettes.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

And it is in like the. The nicotine patches, I think are like 5 milligrams or something like that. So it's super low dosage.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't even know.

[Selena Gomez]

And you're not going to be wearing them all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Selena Gomez]

You wear it for something you're wearing for the rest of your life. Right. A night shade is a type of plant.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know enough about that. I can talk about it.

[Selena Gomez]

Like, apparently Tom Brady, a long time ago, I saw he didn't consume nightshades because they can cause inflammation in the body and is part of his. The reason why he could play for so long is how he took care of his body.

[Bobby Bones]

So if I don't eat nightshades, I can buy an NFL. You can be the goat.

[Amy]

That's it.

[Selena Gomez]

I mean, that was sad for him because he can't have, like, salsa.

[Bobby Bones]

And I'm.

[Benny Blanco]

That is sad.

[Selena Gomez]

That's what I was thinking when I read that. I was like, golly, you just never forget it. Like salsa chips, salsa queso.

[Bobby Bones]

My final answer on that is I do not have your answer. I've studied a little bit about it because I'm also curious about the effects individually of caffeine nicotine. But I would talk to a doctor who knows this is not a general physician who actually has an understanding of those and what they can do to you, what you don't want done to you and how it possibly could help.

[Selena Gomez]

That's all.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I feel like that's a responsible answer.

[Selena Gomez]

And then Lunchbox should also advise his wife to go back and.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you shouldn't call her an idiot first.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah. Because it's like this one thing.

[Bobby Bones]

He's like, he wants you to vape to help.

[Amy]

So this is crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Raymundo, what's this called? Bobby versus the Internet. Okay. And it's questions for you. What. What would you choose if you were to be asked? Okay, go ahead. Does ketchup belong in the fridge or the pantry? Oh, yeah. I think this is a discussion that we've had on this show before, and I think I learned Both answers are actually appropriate. Well, when I waited tables, it made sense because we kept ketchup on the table. But at our house, the ketchup is always in the fridge. But I'm the only one that eats ketchup. My wife has never had mustard or ketchup or mayonnaise. She hates condiments. Never tasted them. Never had one. So I'm gonna go as my answer since the Internet is asking fridge. But I will accept the other because I did that when I was waiting tables. Next up, should toilet paper roll over or under? Great question. I don't care.

[Benny Blanco]

Oh, you don't care?

[Selena Gomez]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

No, it works all the same.

[Selena Gomez]

No, no, no, it doesn't. When it's under it, it rolls down and.

[Bobby Bones]

But it still works. You still wipe the same.

[Selena Gomez]

I know, but presentation wise, over it stays put under it hangs down and has the. You run the risk of it running all the way down.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of risks. When you're using the bathroom. It sounds like it's just toilet paper. It's not that big of a.

[Selena Gomez]

See, this is the details y'all don't pay attention to.

[Bobby Bones]

But fair, because I don't feel like that's a detail that matters to me.

[Selena Gomez]

To men and children. I think every woman is going to see.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm going to tell you where. If I'm in charge of the bathroom, where the toilet paper it goes. It goes on top of the empty roll sitting on top of that thing. Because I don't even replace it. I just lay it on top of it. How's that sound?

[Benny Blanco]

That's not right.

[Selena Gomez]

Childish.

[Benny Blanco]

It's definitely not right.

[Bobby Bones]

You know you do that crap.

[Benny Blanco]

I do. Hey, I'm guilty.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know why. There's something that's like. If I just like pull that empty tube bag and put the tube on. In the paper on the roll. But if it's empty, I just put it on top of it. So I guess that's where it goes. It goes where it goes. If you ask me next one. Do straws have one or two holes? By the way, are there real answers to these, Ray, or am I just answering my opinions? That's a great question. Okay, I didn't know. I didn't know. I'm gonna go. I think straws have one hole and it just goes all the way through. Because a tunnel is. I would just compare it to be a tunnel. It's a tunnel for your mouth.

[Selena Gomez]

One hole, two ways to get there.

[Benny Blanco]

But the actual hole, though in it on top and the bottom.

[Amy]

Yeah. There's two holes.

[Bobby Bones]

There's one hole that goes all the way through. Think about driving through a tunnel. Is that two holes?

[Selena Gomez]

Well, there's an entrance and an exit.

[Bobby Bones]

That's every hole ever in the history of holes.

[Selena Gomez]

Some holes, no. You run into a dead end.

[Benny Blanco]

Yeah, I think that's two holes, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Two holes.

[Selena Gomez]

Like a hole in the ground, but.

[Bobby Bones]

If you kept digging, it would go forever.

[Benny Blanco]

Okay, this is definitely interesting.

[Selena Gomez]

You're right. I don't know. If you kept digging off where it would go.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm going to imagine that a straw. I've never seen a straw made that. It's a piece of plastic that is straight. All one piece of plastic. And all of a sudden they go. And there's now a hole they put through it, and that's it. I don't think there's. They do it twice. I think it's one hole.

[Benny Blanco]

See, I would think it's a sheet of plastic and they just roll it and glue it.

[Bobby Bones]

That's still one hole in the middle, though. Yeah.

[Benny Blanco]

I mean, it would be a tube.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, there is one hole I have that you can't really go the other way, but. But I'm gonna say a straw. That's one hole. I'm watching it here. It looks to me like a piece of plastic they just stabbed through. Right? Yeah.

[Benny Blanco]

You're right about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude. I wouldn't have bet any money on me being right. I'm just saying. Crap. Okay, next up, are boneless wings just chicken nuggets? Because people get mad about this when they say boneless wings are just nuggets dressed up in sauce, while others are saying they're legit wings, just without the bone. Great question. Are boneless wings just nuggets? First of all, boneless wings aren't really wings. I think that's where we have to go back. We have to take a half step back and go, boneless wings aren't wings. It's just a piece of meat that's about the same size of a chicken wing. They call them boneless wings.

[Selena Gomez]

They put it in that shape.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but same size.

[Selena Gomez]

They don't remove the bone.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Selena Gomez]

I don't know. I've never.

[Bobby Bones]

For the most part, no. So I'm going to go for my official answer. I'm gonna go, boneless wings are just nuggets.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Just approach differently because they must have and are known for good chicken wings. And they want to give another option, since they're known for good chicken wings, to give people Wings without bones.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I'm not really married to any of these. Yeah, I'm still in the married days, but that'd be my guess. All right, go ahead. Which armrest is yours at the movie theater? The left. Right. Or do you share? Great question. I don't go to the movie theater because it's disgusting and people talk too much and have their phones on.

[Benny Blanco]

But you've been.

[Bobby Bones]

That is true. It's a great point. The movie theater armrest is first come, first serve. When your arm goes up on it, you own it. If your arm comes off of it, it is now undeclared land. It's Oregon Trail. So the only one that's for sure yours is if you're on the edge and it's the outside edge. Because why would some weirdo try to take that one? You're not even sitting next to him. Yeah. Otherwise it's the great American frontier. You're out discovering, and you get whatever you get. There's no sharing with somebody you don't know.

[Benny Blanco]

You can't. Like, you take the front, I'll take the back.

[Bobby Bones]

If you don't know them. No, you can again. There's a treaty you can have with somebody you're with in your party. Hey, why don't we have a little agreement here? Front, back, side, middle, whatever. But I'm gonna go first come, first serve. Next. Is it okay to recline your seat on an airplane? Now, this is one where people get really upset about. The answer is without a doubt, absolutely, yes. Because it wouldn't be an option if it weren't allowed. I can understand why people get irritated, but I can also understand that I hate some people, and those are the people I don't like. Not because of what they're all about. Because if you don't understand that seats are meant to recline, so they do recline. That's not somebody doing something against the rules. So. Yes, yes, yes, of course you can. Yes. It's not okay to kick the back of a seat of a chair. Right.

[Benny Blanco]

And that's never.

[Bobby Bones]

That's like a kid going, we can't do that. But yes, you can lean a seat back as far as it will let you. Hey, watch me lean my seat back on the airplane.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah. It's like.

[Bobby Bones]

It's one inch. People get really upset about one inch. Yeah. Okay. How many more do you have? 2. Go ahead. If someone texts you K, is that rude?

[Benny Blanco]

Okay. I hate kids.

[Bobby Bones]

So the K would be a response like, okay.

[Benny Blanco]

It's short for okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Selena Gomez]

But it's it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm going to say it is all about the context now. I think now K, for the most part could be just a double tap thumbs up. Like that's K if meant not in a passive aggressive way. So I'm gonna say more times than night, just K, not cool. Because you can double tap thumbs up it now before double tap thumbs up. I think Case is like Amy's like, hey, see in 45 minutes of dairy Queen parking lot. Okay, not a big deal, but I'm gonna go a little more now. Yes. Than it used to be. Because you do have the option now to go thumbs up, double tap.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah, I just. I overthink a K if I get. If I receive it, don't. I also overthink a thumbs up.

[Benny Blanco]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

So. Well, I can do that where I'm like, well, why did I not get a heart? Or sometimes I get a heart and I'm like, well, that's aggressive. You ever do that?

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah, I. I hearted something that kickoff Kevin had to send me the other day. And that's why I think, no, no, no, no, no. But I did double tap heart.

[Bobby Bones]

That's okay. That just means I love the idea of it. Or I love.

[Selena Gomez]

I think he was like, I love. You know, you got some spots on the counter double top. And I meant to do.

[Bobby Bones]

I was like, oh, you can change it then.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah, but it already gone through, so it just seemed.

[Bobby Bones]

But you can still change it so they know that that wasn't meant a heart in case. Yeah, I got the new version on my iOS. I doubled tap eggplant.

[Benny Blanco]

Oh, it's on there.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's on mine. Especially called Tim Cook. One more. Should pizza be cut into squares or triangles? This is a big debate in the Midwest. Some swear by the party cut, which is squares. Others say pizza should only be in triangles. Now, when I think squares, at first I think of school cafeteria. They cut it in squares. Then domino's started to cut into squares. And I really enjoyed it because you would have some pizza without crust. I'm not a big crust guy. Five, five piece of pizza. You're gonna see five pieces of crust, land on the plate. Don't like crust. So I'm gonna say if people have a super passionate about this, they need new priorities because both are fine. I prefer I think squared because same pizza. I'm not a crust guy. I'll get the pieces without the crust. So I'm going to go squared for the most part. What would you pick?

[Selena Gomez]

Oh, I like square too, because I. Well, I love Domino's and I like it all.

[Bobby Bones]

I like triangles.

[Benny Blanco]

I don't care.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, me either. But I'm just not going to eat the crust. So let somebody else who likes the crust eat the crust and I'll just eat squares in the middle. So that's me versus the Internet. Who won? You won, man. Okay, thank God. I was really nervous. Internet's really been showing up strong lately. Okay, thank you very much. It's time for the good news with Bobby. I love dogs rescuing people. I love dogs. I love dogs rescuing people. A golden retriever named Zoe is being celebrated after rescuing a missing toddler last week. Zoe's owner was at his computer when the usually super calm dog started barking. Bark, bark, bark. What's happening here? The dog doesn't do this. And so looks. The dog's behavior was so weird. It led him to notice a young boy around 3 years old just wandering into the neighbor's backyard. He's like, well, I know that neighbor and there's no kid that should be in that backyard. So he goes over and is like, hey kid, what's your name? And the kid's like, I don't know. I don't know what a three year old said. They know their names? No, because the kid was kind of.

[Benny Blanco]

Like, yeah, probably not.

[Bobby Bones]

Unless the kid's name was, I don't know. That have been a weird one. But so they go, okay, well, they called 91 1. The dispatcher confirmed they've been searching for the kid for the last couple of hours. And had the dog not been freaking out looking at the kid and let's be honest, the dog probably wanted to play with the kid.

[Selena Gomez]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

My dogs like to play with like sized things. Humans like size to their size. But still, they wouldn't have known had Zoe not been up in the window barking like crazy. So it's a good story for everybody. Can you imagine the kids gone three? Because I imagine three they can run away.

[Benny Blanco]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like before you know it. Yep. That's from sunny skies. That is what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good.

[Selena Gomez]

At this point in my life, I'm all about keeping things simple. So when I can grab everything I need for the house and pick up a new face serum that my daughter has been begging us to try all in one trip. That's a win. And that's why Walmart is a win. New beauty is in bloom at Walmart. They've got a full beauty department stocked with all of your favorite brands. So that you can refresh your routine for spring. Right now, it's all about radiance. Think glossy hair, luminous skin, fresh sun care, and designer fragrances to match the season. And let's be real. After months of dry winter air, our skin could use a little extra love. I know that I've been reaching for hydrating serums, good exfoliators, and of course, spf because the sun is out and it is time to glow. And don't even get me started on hair. We need things that are going to help our hair shine right now and feel healthy after all the heat styling from winter. And guess what? Walmart has everything we need. Big name beauty brands. Check the things you need and the things you want. Check, check. With spring here, it's the perfect time to declutter. We're doing that at our house, tossing old products, organizing our beauty stash, and making room for fresh new favorites. And if you're like me, you love refreshing your home this time of year too. And Walmart has got you covered on that new beauty and new home finds in one spot. Yes, please. So if you're ready to glow this season, find trending spring beauty at Walmart, in stores, online, and in the app.

[Larison Campbell]

There's a type of soil in Mississippi called Yazoo clay. It's thick, burnt orange, and it's got a reputation.

[Selena Gomez]

It's terrible, terrible dirt.

[Larison Campbell]

Yazoo clay eats everything. So things that get buried there tend to stay buried until they're not. In 2012, construction crews at Mississippi's biggest hospital made a shocking discovery.

[Amy]

7,000 bodies out there or more.

[Larison Campbell]

All former patients of the old state asylum. And nobody knew they were there.

[Bobby Bones]

It was my family's mystery.

[Larison Campbell]

But in this corner of the south, it's not just the soil that keeps secrets.

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody talks about it. Nobody has any information.

[Larison Campbell]

When you peel back the layers of Mississippi's Yazoo, nothing's ever as simple as you think.

[Selena Gomez]

The story is much more complicated and nuanced than that.

[Larison Campbell]

I'm Larison Campbell. Listen to Under Yazu Clay on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Jay Shetty]

Hey, you're listening to On Purpose with Jay Shetty. And today my guests are none other than Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. I can't wait for you to hear this episode about their love story, about their relationship like you've never heard it before. I want to go back to the first time you ever met.

[Selena Gomez]

Well, thank you so much for this.

[Bobby Bones]

One of the great. Thank you. I'm Selena.

[Selena Gomez]

We're watching Desi when you're a pop.

[Benny Blanco]

Star like she is and you're a huge entity and people set up all these walls before and then the first second you like disarmed everybody. By the way, congratulations on your engagement.

[Selena Gomez]

What I felt for Benny, it was. Everything about him was honest. He'll tell me anything that he's feeling and it made me feel like I could do the same.

[Benny Blanco]

If we would have met each other when we were younger, it would have never worked.

[Jay Shetty]

Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio Apple Podcasts or wherever you you get your podcast.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Is this a good time? It's me, Dylan Mulvaney and my dear friend Joe Locke from Heartstopper. And Agatha all along is my very first guest on my brand new podcast, the Dylan Hour. It's musical mayhem and it is going to be so much fun.

[Bobby Bones]

I like a man.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You like a man. What do I like, Joe?

[Bobby Bones]

You like a man too.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

We often.

[Bobby Bones]

There's quite similar.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

There's some cross pollination happening in here.

[Bobby Bones]

Not like. No. Have we? No, no, not yet.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Never say never. I cannot wait for all you girls, gays and they's to join me on this extremely special pink confection of a podcast. There is so much darkness in this world and what I think we could all use more of is a little joy. Listen to the Dylan hour on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Love ya.

[John Cameron Mitchell]

This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently cancelled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes. But don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies like bad touch football, anti racism, spin class and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing. Karen, where have you brought us Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Now time for the investigative Corny where Amy will give us Corny's. We have 90 seconds to figure out as many as possible. The record is six in 90 seconds. We've been pretty terrible the last few weeks. Pretty bad.

[Benny Blanco]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Ready to go, Amy?

[Selena Gomez]

Ready.

[Bobby Bones]

Clock starts at the end of the first joke.

[Amy]

Go.

[Bobby Bones]

The morning.

[Amy]

Corny.

[Selena Gomez]

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

[Bobby Bones]

Moo shake. Milkshake.

[Selena Gomez]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Selena Gomez]

Why or what did the shy pebble want to be?

[Bobby Bones]

Rock Boulder? Rock star. A shot rock and roll star.

[Selena Gomez]

A little Boulder.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, nice.

[Amy]

Love it. Go, go, go.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you mean like bold? Like bold.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, good. Yeah, it's awesome. I never got that.

[Selena Gomez]

Why did the Mexican throw.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no. Racism. Free win. That's a free win. Free racism.

[Selena Gomez]

Why did the Mexican throw his wife in the river?

[Bobby Bones]

Jose, I'm not answering. Eddie, show nothing. I say I call comfort with why?

[Benny Blanco]

Why did the Mexican throw his wife in the river?

[Amy]

Oh, no, I can't, dude.

[Jay Shetty]

I cannot.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm out.

[Amy]

Say that.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm out.

[Selena Gomez]

Why can't you say it?

[Bobby Bones]

Cuz anything I say, if I'm wrong, it might.

[Amy]

C go.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Benny Blanco]

Cuz she was going to cinco see if she would.

[Amy]

Cinco.

[Benny Blanco]

Is that right?

[Selena Gomez]

No.

[Amy]

C. Go or swim, man.

[Benny Blanco]

I don't know.

[Amy]

Oh, Eddie, wait, wait.

[Benny Blanco]

Just tell me.

[Amy]

Eddie, I got one, but I don't know if I can say.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't.

[Benny Blanco]

Me too.

[Bobby Bones]

I have one. I don't know if I can say it. Let me do it. Let me. Let me say one too.

[Amy]

No, he can't say this.

[Bobby Bones]

What? What could it possibly be?

[Lunchbox]

I love it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that was good.

[Selena Gomez]

Tequila, yes. Tequila, yes.

[Benny Blanco]

No, you can't say lunchbox.

[Amy]

Keep going.

[Bobby Bones]

Can we say it on the podcast after? Or is it totally.

[Benny Blanco]

No, no, no, we can say it. Okay.

[Selena Gomez]

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

[Amy]

They're neutron. They're neutral. They're electrons. Electrons.

[Bobby Bones]

They proton the nucleus.

[Selena Gomez]

Because they make up everything.

[Benny Blanco]

That's good.

[Bobby Bones]

That's good. Well, you went from, like, race humor to science. That was fun. That's fine. That's just scary for us. It's like. It's like this. Hey, why'd the gay guy walk in the bar? Dude, we're not talking about what.

[Benny Blanco]

Yeah, we have lots of answers, but.

[Bobby Bones]

Right. Yeah. Hey, why the black guy walked down the street? Nope.

[Benny Blanco]

Not gonna do it.

[Bobby Bones]

Why did you. It's like you. There's nothing we can. We can't. We don't feel comfortable with those.

[Selena Gomez]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

You got us.

[Selena Gomez]

Sorry.

[Benny Blanco]

But we got that right, though. That was cool.

[Selena Gomez]

You did. You got. Bobby. Got it.

[Benny Blanco]

How long were you sitting on that one before you felt like. Can I say that?

[Selena Gomez]

When did you think of tequila?

[Bobby Bones]

I thought it. Tequila. No, you don't.

[Selena Gomez]

Tequila.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't even want to say how my mind went because it doesn't feel good. How my mind. Because I'm just starting to think of, like, racial Like. Like slurs.

[Selena Gomez]

Your best friend is Hispanic.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, but. But I'm like. It's a joke. So I'm thinking of all these things. It. I'm like, well, I can't do that. I would never say that in.

[Selena Gomez]

No, it's like tequila.

[Bobby Bones]

I get why they.

[Selena Gomez]

This isn't. It's not a bad one.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I.

[Benny Blanco]

How many did we get?

[Selena Gomez]

Tequila comes from Mexico.

[Bobby Bones]

How many we get? We should get a bonus one for racist one.

[Selena Gomez]

All right, you get an extra.

[Bobby Bones]

How many we get?

[Selena Gomez]

You got Boulder, you got milkshake, you got tequila times two, so that's four. And you miss the. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

[Amy]

Why the polok.

[Bobby Bones]

We can't do stuff like that, though. Because it just.

[Selena Gomez]

No, I only do the Mexican ones because we have.

[Bobby Bones]

I can hear. They can hear you, too. It's not only white. White people can't just hear you right now.

[Selena Gomez]

But also, there's a button we have.

[Bobby Bones]

Where only the whites talk to each other. Sorry, guys.

[Selena Gomez]

My family origin is South Texas.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Hey, I got black friends, too.

[Selena Gomez]

I have black kids.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that's true. That one is true.

[Selena Gomez]

Watch out.

[Benny Blanco]

We're all good then.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Bones. Dr. Bobby presents. Is it interesting? I found this. You guys tell me if it's interesting or if it's st. If I'm just stupid. Okay?

[Benny Blanco]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, there are roads and there are streets, and there are avenues, and there are boulevards, and there are courts, and there. You're always like, why is that one a street and that one a road and that one. Do you know the answer? No. You ever wonder why they're different?

[Selena Gomez]

Wondering now, if I were to ask.

[Bobby Bones]

You, and I'm not thinking you should know because I didn't know, why would you think they would be different?

[Selena Gomez]

I. I don't know. And I'm curious as to why I've never looked it up. Because I was writing something the other day, and I typed street, and they were like, oh, no, it's road. And I'm like, well, what's. It'll make it, like, what's the difference?

[Bobby Bones]

I've done that. I do that with zip codes as well. Or I just kind of guess one of the numbers.

[Selena Gomez]

For a split second, I was curious about it, but I never took the time to look it up. So now. Now that you're bringing this up, I definitely have to know, and I. I have no idea why. I mean, what's the difference between street and a road?

[Bobby Bones]

If you were to have asked me because I did not know. I would have thought.

[Selena Gomez]

I mean, I know court is a circle.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe the fancier. Like if the town wants to sound fancier, they name stuff. Boulevard. But I didn't know. But that's why we're doing Dr. Bobby Presents. Easy. Interesting. And so in this video of the Brain Candy podcast, the host discussed the difference in road names. Streets run perpendicular to avenues in New.

[Selena Gomez]

York is the best example of that.

[Bobby Bones]

A boulevard is wide, fancy and tree lined. And a place is a road or street that has no thorough way or leads to a dead end. A court is a road or street that ends in a circle or loop. So new court for those that are writing down. And I hope you take notes while you listen to this show. Yes.

[Selena Gomez]

Pen and paper highlighters.

[Bobby Bones]

Boulevards, which does sound fancy to me. I would have thought fancy neighborhoods. I was kind of there. Only on that one. Boulevards are wider, fancy and tree lined.

[Benny Blanco]

So like Sunset Boulevard has like palm.

[Selena Gomez]

Trees all the way down Santa Monica Boulevard.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's the only two I think I know. I'll be honest. That's from songs. Can we name any other boulevards? Famous boulevards.

[Amy]

How about Broken Boulevard?

[Bobby Bones]

MLK Boulevard, but Yep. Yeah, that's every city. And it's at a boulevard. Okay. Boulevard, Broken Dreams, Green Day.

[Amy]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

That probably don't count though.

[Benny Blanco]

I don't know any other boulevard.

[Morgan]

Hollywood Boulevard maybe.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Streets and avenues are the same. It's just the direction they go. Much like when we talked about interstates. Some are odd and some are even based on the direction they go. East, west, north, south. So a street and an avenue, basically the same. Boulevards are wide and fancy. A place is a road or a street that goes to a dead end. Like I went to 3232Amy Place. That would be a row, but it would end up deading it at Amy's.

[Selena Gomez]

No thorough way.

[Benny Blanco]

Park Place. Like from Monopoly.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's interesting. It's the only place I can think of. That's it though. Yeah.

[Benny Blanco]

Melrose Place.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Show though. I think it's an actual place.

[Benny Blanco]

It's a real place.

[Selena Gomez]

Apartment with Melrose. And that's just a place.

[Bobby Bones]

And then the court, like you said, it's like a culdesac. That's what I think of.

[Selena Gomez]

So what's oh, road. Did you say that like. Because sometimes it's RD dot.

[Bobby Bones]

I think road and street would probably be the same, but.

[Selena Gomez]

But they're not rodent.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, a road street. Okay, so question, did you find it interesting?

[Benny Blanco]

Yeah, I mean not super interesting, but now I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Now I know.

[Amy]

Yeah, I'm still a little confused.

[Bobby Bones]

A road in general, just so you know, a road is just a general path completing two points. Right? So streets and roads are basically the same thing. But what's up? But. But then you get to like highway versus interstate.

[Selena Gomez]

What's difference Thought that's the same.

[Benny Blanco]

And a freeway. What on earth is a freeway?

[Bobby Bones]

Now we're talking boys. Now we're getting to places that science has never gone.

[Selena Gomez]

And a toll road, so.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, no, that's. We know what you got to pay for that. An interstate is the actual definition of that highway that runs from whatever part of the country to whatever part of the country. Right. Like Interstate I30. Yeah. I. When we were living in Texas, all of us were in Texas.

[Selena Gomez]

35.

[Bobby Bones]

I 35. I 30 in Arkansas, I 35 in Austin. That is a government interstate that goes from one part of the country to the. All the way to the end. Okay, we with me here. A freeway is going to be a type of highway that we can drive faster. That's not a government, but it's like a four lane. Okay, but it's not really an interstate. Ramps. Those are ramps. But it's not really an interstate. What was the other one?

[Selena Gomez]

It's not government.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that. It could be. It's not federal.

[Selena Gomez]

Oh, we said state.

[Bobby Bones]

Freeway could be.

[Selena Gomez]

So they can make up their own speed.

[Benny Blanco]

We said interstate. Highway. Freeway.

[Bobby Bones]

Interstate, yeah. Is interstate. It's got to be federal. Highway. You have to be high. And then the. Yeah, yeah. Now I'm lost. Is it interesting, Amy?

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah, it's interesting because I've always been curious and TBD on if I'm gonna remember any of it.

[Bobby Bones]

Same thing. And I just did the second, but I think I got a little bit of it. Lunchbox Easy. Interesting.

[Amy]

It's kind of lame. It's kind of boring. Very confusing. But I mean, I listened.

[Benny Blanco]

Well, that's good.

[Selena Gomez]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a plus. You gotta make that paycheck. Yep. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Wake up.

[Bobby Bones]

Wake up in the morning and you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning and Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bone store. Did you know I have your. Your resume lunchbox.

[Amy]

Do you know you have my resume?

[Bobby Bones]

I have it.

[Amy]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I have it. I think it's funnier if I have it. That's awesome.

[Selena Gomez]

How'd you get it?

[Benny Blanco]

Yeah, how'd you get.

[Selena Gomez]

Don't matter.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't ask questions you don't want to know. It's like CIA. I don't want to be brief because I don't want to have to go sit in front of congress and tell the story. So it's better you don't know. So I'm proud of Lunchbox because he saw a job opening as the like in stadium hype guy.

[Amy]

Yeah, basically is what I call it in stadium host hype up the crowd.

[Bobby Bones]

Whatever, for the MLS team here in town. And I think even us talking about it gives him an edge. Come on, we're promoting it. If they're listening. Like, you get this every day for four hours a day. Just talking about him doing this, that's.

[Selena Gomez]

All we'll talk about.

[Amy]

Oh, man, that'd be awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

So he loaded up his resume, but he's like, I don't know how to do a resume. So who helped you with this? My wife did it and she did a pretty good job. Would you like to hear it? Yes. It's not that it's funny because his wife did a good job. It's just reading some of the stuff. For example, Lunchbox Skill summary. Highly engaging media personality with extensive experience in live broadcasting, sports commentary, and fan interaction. Skilled at delivering compelling content and creating an energetic atmosphere that resonates with audiences. And a proud NCS season ticket member since 2022. That's the money line.

[Amy]

Yeah, Hit him with that.

[Bobby Bones]

Because you're a fan.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like you've paid your own money. That's the money line. Good job she did so far. Experience co host Bobby Bone show just talks about us. We started in 2003. What year is it? Oh, my God. So we're old. He didn't write that, but it's there. And he's like, read scripts, improvise radio commercials, promote sponsors effectively, research, conceive, create, and deliver commentary on pop culture, music and news.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, he does.

[Bobby Bones]

He does. He?

[Selena Gomez]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, he's part of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

I mean, I make comments.

[Bobby Bones]

You do a lot. You do a lot of comments. You collaborate with the sales team to secure and maintain sponsorships. If I were in court, I'd have to say, your honor, that he's lying.

[Selena Gomez]

No, he does.

[Benny Blanco]

He does.

[Amy]

I go by those salespeople desk, say, what up?

[Benny Blanco]

Just talking.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just like, can I get tickets and stuff? Fair enough.

[Amy]

Hey, but that's collaborating.

[Bobby Bones]

You are is also experience a soccer player, coach and referee various leagues. I like it because he's trying to be a soccer hype. Guy, Nashville, Austin, San Antonio. Played all positions, coached youth teams and refereed matches. He worked for the San Antonio spurs game day promotions. Selected fans to participate in on court promotions. Was this an internship or did you get paid?

[Amy]

No, I didn't get paid. It was internship.

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't put that. And not that you need to.

[Selena Gomez]

It's just under experience.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I just. It looks like he either played for the spurs, was part of the executive team. I don't hate it. I'm just saying, if they ask, you got it. Remember the coach for Georgia Tech that lied on his resume and got. Ended up getting fired?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Selena Gomez]

What did he say?

[Amy]

George O'Leary.

[Bobby Bones]

George O'Leary.

[Amy]

He got another name job. And then.

[Bobby Bones]

And then they weren't going to fire him. They went back into it again and found others. It's a whole different story. I can tell you in the podcast.

[Selena Gomez]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Awards and acknowledgments. CMA Award, four Time. Daily National Broadcast Personality of the Year.

[Benny Blanco]

That's baller.

[Amy]

I mean, that jumps off the page.

[Bobby Bones]

Academy of Country Music Award four Time. Are you sure it's just four and four? I think I've got more. Yeah. Why?

[Amy]

Yes, me, man. My wife did it.

[Bobby Bones]

Good enough. Nashville Scene, Best of Nashville Award, Best podcast, A non profit. And then education. The University of Texas at San Antonio. A BA in communication. You didn't graduate, dude, this is. You're. Oh, my God.

[Benny Blanco]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

This is. That. This is that. This is the lie.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah, you don't.

[Bobby Bones]

You can't. You can't lie.

[Amy]

I know. She put that.

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't read it until right now. Oh, you haven't had this?

[Amy]

No, she sent it.

[Bobby Bones]

He says it is a bachelor arts. Bachelor of arts of communication, concentrations in speech and Public Relations, 2003.

[Selena Gomez]

In parentheses, does it say basically.

[Bobby Bones]

Nope. Or pretty much walked the stage, but didn't get.

[Benny Blanco]

What's he missing? Like three hours.

[Bobby Bones]

Three hours.

[Selena Gomez]

Three hours.

[Bobby Bones]

That. That part. That. That part is.

[Amy]

I'll just. Well, I'd have to say that was a misprint.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not a misprint because everything's printed correctly.

[Amy]

I'll say that like I made that resume back in the day and then I never. Because I thought I was going to complete my degree and I never went back.

[Bobby Bones]

So you made the resume in 2003.

[Selena Gomez]

Oh, just say you're acting as if because you're trying to. Yeah, I'm trying to act as if before something happens. Okay, so he should.

[Bobby Bones]

He. Don't say any of that. Just say I'm three hours short. I Forgot in my mind, I've already graduated.

[Amy]

Why she didn't put Prom King.

[Bobby Bones]

It was not listed on there.

[Benny Blanco]

Yeah, that needs to get on.

[Bobby Bones]

That would have been funny, though.

[Amy]

That's been great.

[Selena Gomez]

Hilarious.

[Bobby Bones]

And then there's a whole cover letter. I won't read the whole thing. But you'll know who wrote that. I'm assuming not you because there. There's indentions and paragraph. Like it's written nicely. Who wrote it?

[Amy]

AI.

[Selena Gomez]

What? Well, so what's the COVID letter say?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, dear Colleen, I'm excited to apply for the in stadium host position with the Nashville Soccer Club. With extensive experience on live broadcasting, I bring strong communication skills on camera presence and the ability to engage audiences real time. He goes on soccer, Played soccer. I've been involved with organizations like St. Jude.

[Amy]

Yep. Big supporter. St. Jude.

[Selena Gomez]

That is true.

[Bobby Bones]

He steals from them, but yes. Okay. He also the backpack. I think he's probably about even net. Net.

[Amy]

I went to their weekend thing at their. @ St. Jude down in Memphis. Braved the city.

[Bobby Bones]

But you made them pay for extra time. You made them buy you extra hotel rooms.

[Amy]

They did buy me an extra night at the hotel.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you for your time and consideration. Sign lunchbox. I think overall, it's a solid A minus. That's. That's great. So I had advised, hey, reach out to them. It's never too early to reach back out. If it's one day, it ain't too early. Did you reach out?

[Amy]

I reached out and I sent an email, said, hey, just want to make sure you got my resume and checking out where, you know, where you guys are at. And I got a reply like, 30 minutes later. Oh, we were just about to email you to let you know you've moved on to part two of the interview process.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, my. Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

What does that mean? Are you gonna go in now? Be well.

[Amy]

That's what I thought too. I was like, oh, well, they want me to come in and, you know they're gonna offer me the job. She goes, what we need you to do is make some videos.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm like. Like, you're hyping up the crowd.

[Amy]

Yeah. I was like, introduce the sponsor. Introduce one of our theme nights. And there were some other ones, yada, yada, yada. And so I was like, do I wait a few days? So I don't actually.

[Bobby Bones]

You do it immediately.

[Amy]

So I went and I did it immediately.

[Bobby Bones]

How many videos you make?

[Amy]

I made like five.

[Bobby Bones]

How many did you send? Five.

[Selena Gomez]

Wait on your phone like, you did it just oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Are they selfish aisle?

[Amy]

No, no. My wife filmed it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that's way too close.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Do we have one of them? Yeah. How long are they though? 25 seconds and 35 seconds. Is he yelling the whole time? It's just him doing what he would do inside the stadium.

[Selena Gomez]

Hype guy.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, give me the 25 second one. What's this one?

[Amy]

Fan night.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

We're celebrating Fan night. NSC game.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm. I'm so excited to be at the game. Oh, wow. This guy on stage is probably going to make me even more excited. Let's hear it.

[Amy]

Don't forget, tickets are on sale for our August 23rd.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on. Are you sitting on the toilet? Like, what?

[Selena Gomez]

Where are you?

[Bobby Bones]

Nothing. You were doing a bad job or like, are you in the middle of dropping one right there?

[Amy]

No, I'm in my kids bedroom and they have an NSC flag that they have hanging on the wall. So I'm standing in front of that.

[Benny Blanco]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Sound like the bathroom though, right?

[Amy]

It's just an empty roof.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, I hear you.

[Selena Gomez]

It sounds. Indeed.

[Bobby Bones]

We just.

[Amy]

It sounds bad.

[Bobby Bones]

We can't see the flag. So it sounds.

[Amy]

What is it? Because no one's in there.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Amy]

Don't forget, tickets are on sale for our August 23rd match against Orlando SC. It's Fan Appreciation Night. Nashville SC wants to say thank you for supporting the boys in blue and gold. So the first 5,000 people in the gates get a custom Nashville SC beanie. That's Nashville SC's matchup August 23rd. Go to NashvilleSC.com and get your tickets now.

[Bobby Bones]

That was great. How did you remember all that?

[Amy]

Off the dome. And I was wearing a national SC beanie. That's the giveaway. I was pointing to the beanie like, hey, come get one of these.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you're a real fan. I think that helps.

[Amy]

Yeah, I'm gonna die hard.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'm up for it. Tickle me. Give me the second one.

[Amy]

You want me to tell you the second one? Hold on, let me introduce it.

[Benny Blanco]

Moved environment.

[Bobby Bones]

Sorry, everybody. Lunchbox. Go ahead.

[Amy]

This is me in the backyard and I'm doing like a fan competition. It's supposed to tie in a sponsor and Publix, the grocery store, is a sponsor. So that's what I'm doing. Boom.

[Bobby Bones]

Is anybody doing it with you?

[Amy]

No, no, my wife's filming it.

[Bobby Bones]

But I mean, are you like faking a game or something?

[Amy]

I have it set up, but there's no one there actually doing it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go ahead.

[Amy]

It's Time for the public's bagging challenge. We got Billy here, and he has 30 seconds to run 30 yards down the field and pack his groceries away. Groceries are soccer cleats, soccer ball, a water bottle, pair of socks, and some shin guards. Everything for a good game of soccer. He runs down, packs this grocery bag, and runs back. If he can do that in 30 seconds or less, Billy is gonna win. 100 to Publix. Billy, are you ready, fans? Are you ready? Let's count them down. Three, two, one, go.

[Bobby Bones]

I think sounds great. Yeah.

[Amy]

There's no Billy, though. There's no. There's no Billy.

[Bobby Bones]

A Billy stand in would have helped, but I just. I don't think you needed it.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't, like, point at nothing. Billy was off camera. Right? You weren't, like, pointing at something that was.

[Amy]

No, Billy was off camera.

[Bobby Bones]

I like it. I think you've done a great job. I think they would be crazy not to hire you. What's next? When is what's next?

[Amy]

I sent them, and I got an email back saying, thank you. We'll let you know early next week. We're trying to move on this fast, which basically means I got it right.

[Selena Gomez]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

That's weird that you would say that.

[Selena Gomez]

We hope you did. I think you deserve it.

[Bobby Bones]

I would bet on you getting it.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Just the way it's like, oh, we're looking to move on this fast. You'll hear early next week.

[Bobby Bones]

It's basically like, I'll just leave it positive then.

[Selena Gomez]

Yeah, let's leave it back.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you want to hear the other reason? They could be saying that, or would you just like to.

[Amy]

No, I'd like to hear the other reason. I didn't. I didn't think there was another reason.

[Bobby Bones]

Jobs have to be posted. Certain situations, they could already have somebody in mind, but they've just posted the job, and people are applying and they're gonna move because they're ready to announce. Oh, but that doesn't mean. That's what's happening here.

[Amy]

I had no idea.

[Bobby Bones]

They'd be crazy not to hire you. You would do an awesome job. You're a massive fan. You have a. Apparently you've won, like, every award, which is pretty cool.

[Benny Blanco]

Except prom king's not on there, and.

[Bobby Bones]

You'Re a college graduate, so that made me a little. Yeah, it's a bad.

[Selena Gomez]

I don't think they care about that, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, no, you don't need it. You just shouldn't write it. Like, you could have not lied, but.

[Selena Gomez]

They wouldn't have known.

[Amy]

Maybe it was a misprint. We forgot to put. Attempted to get a BA in almost.

[Selena Gomez]

So close. So close.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I did. I think you did a really good job. If I were advising you on one other tip, I would do something a little like, there may be other people that are listening to this that are applying for the job, too. A little extra that they're not asking for.

[Selena Gomez]

Like.

[Bobby Bones]

Like what, though?

[Amy]

Well, they only asked for four videos. I sent five.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Benny Blanco]

Okay.

[Selena Gomez]

Like that, Bobby? Is that what you mean?

[Bobby Bones]

No, because then I'm kind of annoyed. I gotta watch extra video. Like. Like I said, I would, like, send. I would, like, drop something off. Yeah, I would, like.

[Amy]

What about flowers? And flowers.

[Bobby Bones]

But I would, like.

[Selena Gomez]

Thought you were gonna do cookies with your face, Colleen.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, yeah, like, dude, I thought about.

[Amy]

It, but I didn't do it.

[Benny Blanco]

Oh.

[Amy]

I just followed up with the emailing.

[Bobby Bones]

In the team, and it's like you and your Nashville soccer jersey or whatever with your beanie. You drop it off and you're like, hey, just want to say thanks for even considering me. Like, it's the little things like that that won't get you the job, but you'll be remembered more. So if it's close, they're like, hey, the guy did bring his cookies, man.

[Amy]

That doesn't sound close. That sounded awesome. Sound like a home run.

[Bobby Bones]

Yours?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Benny Blanco]

When did you record that? Because you still kind of have a beard and everything.

[Amy]

What?

[Benny Blanco]

Did he record that? Like, dress like that?

[Selena Gomez]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Selena Gomez]

He looked like this.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Selena Gomez]

But that's okay. He's cash.

[Bobby Bones]

I think he looks fine. You sure? For that? Yeah.

[Benny Blanco]

Okay. Homeless look.

[Bobby Bones]

It may be what they're looking for.

[Benny Blanco]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. I was reading yesterday, homeless Hype guy is the new thing. It's a new. I think you should get it. Good luck and please. Well, one do do something else extra. Yeah. And then let us know.

[Selena Gomez]

What about a cake? What if we print them? This is easy. I just looked.

[Amy]

Oh, you.

[Selena Gomez]

We can.

[Amy]

We know who likes cakes. Bobby likes cake and. Oh, you.

[Bobby Bones]

What's not an announcement? I was gonna do a cake announcement for Amy's boyfriend, but that turned into a whole situation.

[Selena Gomez]

Why are you bringing that up?

[Bobby Bones]

He did.

[Selena Gomez]

Okay, what if. This would be easier, probably faster than cookies. You print him out on a cake and they lay it on top and you're in the thing and it says, like, you know, roll up a big.

[Bobby Bones]

Cake and put them inside of it.

[Selena Gomez]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And he's only wearing a beanie, but on his. Yes, on his on his thing. Except for that. Okay, do something extra. I think you'll get the job. If they don't already have someone, I think they'd be crazy not to hire you.

[Amy]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm big supporter. Okay. Thank you, Bones. A North Carolina man decided that because there was this bear that would not stop coming around, he needed to get creative and make sure that bear.

[Amy]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Stop coming in his backyard. So when he bought a bear costume and then he approached the black bear and started growling at the black bear, the real bear got spooked and took off. But he stared the man down for a second. There was a brief moment in this guy's life where he thought, h. Was this a good decision? Turns out it worked. Bears are typically erratic when challenged. That's from the New York Post. I believe that he probably could have done it man to bear. Black bears, usually not aggressive unless they are hungry, injured, protecting a kid, scared. We had a lot of black bears. We didn't have grizzly bears in Arkansas. But the bear, like, looks at him, but he said, he's in, like, a fuzzy brown bear suit, though. It's almost.

[Amy]

It's hilarious.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's not even, like, a scary one. It's like he wanted, like, some pizza. Like, he was, like, a pizza mascot that showed up. But funny story. The bear looked back at him, but the guy took the head off of the mascot costume, and it ruined it for everybody. Of course, all the kids watching. Could salty foods be fueling depression rates? Scientists from this university have discovered a surprising connection between high salt diets and depression like behaviors in mice, potentially explaining why depression rates continue rising alongside our consumption of processed food foods. The research team found that excessive salt intake triggers specific immune responses in the brain that can lead to behaviors resembling depression. This is from study finds. Amy, your thoughts?

[Selena Gomez]

I mean, I feel like there's a lot of things we're putting in our body that could be contributing towards depression. Sodium or salt being one of them, sugar being another one. Highly processed foods, which we consume a lot of. So I think it's something we should take a look at or take seriously.

[Bobby Bones]

Can you, in 30 seconds, describe. Because I even use it a lot, and I have a mild knowledge of it. A processed food? What the heck does that mean?

[Selena Gomez]

Well, it's not a whole food. Like, a whole food would be, you know, a potato that's grown from the earth, and then you can make. You can make lots of things from a potato. Mashed potatoes, baked potato, whatever. So that would be a whole food. And then a Process is like a cracker where it's like things are put together and things are added into the food additives, preservatives, formulas or have are created different chemicals. Yeah. So. And a lot of that pre packaged stuff is processed, which is easier, faster, more convenient. And so we tend to lean towards that because it's a lot faster than bacon, a baked potato.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no. And it tastes better. Yeah. I would eat preservatives at all if I could.

[Selena Gomez]

Well, yeah. And what's crazy is too, they knowingly put things in there that we know we will gravitate towards and get addicted to. And like, so then we crave it more.

[Bobby Bones]

A guy wants to look like an Instagram filter that he uses all the time. So he spent the money, $46,000 on plastic surgery. $46,300. That's the cost of his cosmetic procedures as he chases the Instagram filter. Look, his name is Dale, which is not a name I would think that would be chasing any sort of Instagram. I've known quite a few Dales from growing up in Arkansas. All older, all very southern. They like to fish, don't even have Instagram. I don't know a single Dale that has Instagram. But yeah, he went under the knife for the first time in 2019 to get a nose job. And now he's addicted to chasing this certain look. And it all now is like he's obsessing over the way this one Instagram filter makes him look. He's had. Do you want to hear? Quickly, open. Rhinoplasty. Open. What's that mean?

[Selena Gomez]

I don't know.

[Benny Blanco]

Oh, the rhino's the nose, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Selena Gomez]

I mean, it's a nose job, but I don't know why. Open.

[Bobby Bones]

Open. It has cost him 50. Like it way more closed. Cost him like $2,000. It says it is the place open. If you go in and they're open, it's going to cost a lot more than if they're closed. And you have to do it yourself. What is it?

[Amy]

There's visible incisions on the exterior of the nose is why it's called open.

[Bobby Bones]

Teeth crowning. Forehead rejuvenation, Hair transplant, chin reconstruction.

[Selena Gomez]

Forehead rejuvenation. What's that?

[Bobby Bones]

Make it look younger right now Amy's in.

[Selena Gomez]

No, I'm just curious.

[Bobby Bones]

Hair transplant, chain reconstruction. What is zygomatic remodeling? Do you have any idea what that is? No, I just didn't know if maybe you had a zygomatic and or. I didn't, you know? No, no idea what that is. Is that cheekbones? Looks like cheekbones. Yeah.

[Selena Gomez]

Oh, yeah. Oh, it's a. Ooh, cheekbone reduction.

[Bobby Bones]

Somebody take a credit card? Lip augmentation and body contouring and Vaser liposuction. $46,000. That's crazy. Wow, he does look.

[Benny Blanco]

Looks good.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Benny Blanco]

I mean, it looks like the filter.

[Selena Gomez]

Who, What's. Who is this person? What's his name? I got to Google him.

[Bobby Bones]

Dale. Dale. You look good, Dale. Have you seen Henry? He's up to. He's got some chin work too. He saw you, thought it looked great.

[Selena Gomez]

Oh, that zygomatic looks awesome.

[Amy]

Awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Dale is like Arkansas Keith's friend. I'm gonna be honest with you. Not this one, but like, Dale, that's like. No, he looks really good, but that's a lot of money, and that's something inside that he's never gonna fully be able to meet. Like, with his heart, he's chasing something that's not actually.

[Selena Gomez]

I mean, he does look like an Instagram filter.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he does.

[Selena Gomez]

So. Wow. I mean, I'm not into it, though.

[Bobby Bones]

A pilot and two girls miraculously survive a plane crash by clinging to a wing in a freezing Alaska Lake for 12 hours. What? Two young girls and a pilot miraculously survived by holding onto the aircraft's wing for over 12 hours in the freezing lake. Waiting for rescuers. The 38 year old man and two young relatives were spotted atop the partially submerged Piper PA12 Super Cruiser in the lake by a volunteer pilot who stepped forward to help search. So search party's out. They see it in the water. They thought they had just discovered the wreckage as they continued to approach. There are freaking people on the wing.

[Selena Gomez]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Whoa. While the two girls, because they were on top of the wing, were relatively dry, the adult had hypothermia to an extent because he kind of had to stay in the water at times to keep the wing, the balance. Very small plane.

[Benny Blanco]

He was like, Jack.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Jack got a raw deal. Jack died.

[Selena Gomez]

I mean, there was enough room.

[Bobby Bones]

I think so too. And they say that now, but this guy didn't go down. He just got in, got out, got in, got out, but tried to keep it balanced and afloat. That is from the New York Post. A suspect's been arrested in connection with theft of eight Chevy Corvettes from a Bowling Green plant. Police in Kentucky recovered eight new Chevy Corvettes that have been stolen. They were sold on March 22 from a holding lot. Police said thieves cut a fence at the plant to get the cars out. That seems too simple.

[Benny Blanco]

Just cut the fence.

[Amy]

Really?

[Benny Blanco]

Drive off. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

A man later arrested and charged with theft of the car, said he was booked in jail. He would have made it back to Michigan. I would have been paid big. He said, if coach would have just put me in, we'd have one state championship. The first car was located Saturday when a woman in an apartment complex called police to say she saw a man park a new Corvette with stickers on it and then walk away.

[Benny Blanco]

Yeah, that's shady.

[Amy]

Why would you just leave it in.

[Benny Blanco]

The apartment complex so someone can pick it up?

[Bobby Bones]

Sticker. But there are other things. Yeah, or cover it.

[Benny Blanco]

What sucks is there's probably like, you know, 10, 20 people involved in this sting. And they only got one guy so far. He's the only one.

[Bobby Bones]

And he'd have made it big. Yeah, he'd have been the best. That's from Auto News. That's the news. Thank you. Those were Bobby's big stories.

[Lunchbox]

Bobby bone show.

[Bobby Bones]

Bonehead story of the day.

[Amy]

This story comes to us from Winnipeg, Canada. A 30 year old woman was driving through, through the parking lot, looking for a parking spot. Oh, there's one. She goes to turn in and a woman's standing there. She's like, hey, can you move? I'm trying to park there. No. Saving it for my sister.

[Bobby Bones]

That drives me crazy. Savers. Yeah. Oh, it drives me crazy. Line cutters and savers. There's almost no instance. This is. Okay. There's the occasional instance where my. There are. No. All the handicap spots are full and my cousin's in a wheelchair, so I'm gonna save this spot. Like. That's about it. That's about it. Oh, man, this boils my blood.

[Selena Gomez]

There's gotta be more bonehead happening.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's listen in, Right?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So she says, let's go back out to the field lunchbox. Back to you.

[Amy]

She says, my sister's gonna be here in five minutes, ladies. I'm parking there. Move. Lady doesn't move, hit her with the car.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, you can't do that part of it. You can't.

[Selena Gomez]

I mean, it's a little like. Was it a little tap or is.

[Bobby Bones]

It a slow nudge? Cause that's not even a tap. Like if you just slow.

[Amy]

It says run over.

[Selena Gomez]

Oh, well, that's probably fast.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what? Justice for the runner. Over. Yeah.

[Benny Blanco]

Five minutes is a long time.

[Bobby Bones]

You can't hold the spot. They both should be in trouble because you can't run somebody over the car, but you can't hold a spot. The bigger bonehead is the person holding the spot, even though somebody over with a car. Yeah, I'm gonna say it. I did say it. Case dismissed.

[Amy]

I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

A couple weeks ago, a guy named Jay posed as an Orlando Magic player representative. Went into a Tiffany & Co. Store. The jewelry store goes in, says, hey, I need to see some of these diamonds. I got a player make some stuff here, jewelry. They pull it out. He just swallows all the diamonds.

[Selena Gomez]

No, no.

[Benny Blanco]

And then he runs out.

[Bobby Bones]

Sounds like when somebody got caught cheating for a test. You eat the paper. He swallowed around a quarter million dollars worth of diamonds. Wow. So they just have to watch him.

[Benny Blanco]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And wait, it's been announced after two weeks, he has passed the diamonds because earrings are part of it. But the earrings that I'm looking at them because person's wearing a glove and they're holding them. The earring don't have backs on them, and the backs would hurt. But imagine a backless earring.

[Benny Blanco]

Oh, yeah.

[Selena Gomez]

So what are they going to do with these stones now?

[Bobby Bones]

Do you think they have to disclose it? Is it like when there's a murder in a house? Does the realtor have to say, as I were brutally murdered?

[Amy]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Selena Gomez]

Could you imagine?

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe what you do is you take them all apart, every piece of it, remelt the stuff that's not diamond. Clean the diamond, throw it in a big bunch of diamonds, shake it all up, and then you don't know which one it is.

[Benny Blanco]

Oh, yeah, mix it in there.

[Bobby Bones]

That would be. That would be my logic. It's probably terrible and illegal, but he passed three of the four stolen earrings. And two days later, I think the other ones, the law enforcement's like, oh, no, no, he hasn't. So hasn't passed the final two.

[Benny Blanco]

Oh, it's still in there.

[Bobby Bones]

As of this story, he passed three of the four stolen earrings and the final one two days later. Okay, but what's puzzling law enforcement is the two additional earrings. They have no idea where they came from. Okay, so he only swallowed two at the place. He only grabbed two, but then four came out.

[Benny Blanco]

He did it somewhere else.

[Bobby Bones]

Either they're gremlins in there and they ate after midnight, or this is his thing.

[Selena Gomez]

It's his thing. Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

He must have a rectum of steel because I'm sure it wasn't his first or second time to do it.

[Amy]

Yeah, you. That is so cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, what?

[Benny Blanco]

What's cool?

[Selena Gomez]

Go try it.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a smoking gun.

[Selena Gomez]

Oh.

[Amy]

Because I think of diamonds as.

[Bobby Bones]

Huge, but they are. These are big and they're diamond earrings. They're big because I have a hard.

[Amy]

Time swallowing a pill. So I would go in there and be like, oh, hold on, hold on.

[Bobby Bones]

You got any water? So why? That's a crazy one. Thank you for listening to the show. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye everybody. The Bobby Bone show the Bobby Bone Show Theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry Scuba Steve executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mrbobbybones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Eczema isn't always obvious, but it's real. And so is the relief from Ebglis.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

After an initial dosing phase of 16.

[Bobby Bones]

Weeks, about 4 in 10 people taking EBGLIS achieved itch relief and clear or almost clear skin.

[Benny Blanco]

And most of those people maintain skin.

[Bobby Bones]

That'S still more clear at one year with monthly dosing.

[Benny Blanco]

Eglis Liberty Bracizumab, a 250mg per 2ml injection, is a prescription medicine used to treat adults and children 12 years of age and older who weigh at least 88 pounds or 40 kilograms with moderate to severe eczema, also called atopic dermatitis, that is not well controlled with prescription therapies used on the skin or topicals, or who cannot use topical therapies. EBGLIS can be used with or without topical corticosteroids. Don't use if you're allergic to Epglis. Allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. Eye problems can occur. Tell your doctor if you have new or worsening eye problems. You should not receive a live vaccine when treated with Epglis. Before starting Epglis, tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection searching for real relief.

[Bobby Bones]

Ask your doctor about ebglis and visit.

[Benny Blanco]

Epgliss.Lilly.Com or call 1-800-lilyrx or 1-800-545-5979.

[Larison Campbell]

In Mississippi, Yazoo Clay keeps secrets.

[Amy]

Seven thousand bodies out there, or more.

[Larison Campbell]

A forgotten asylum cemetery.

[Bobby Bones]

It was my family's mystery.

[Larison Campbell]

Shame, guilt, propriety. Something keeps it all buried deep until it's not. I'm Larison Campbell and this is under Yazoo Clay. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Jay Shetty]

Hey, you're listening to On Purpose with Jay Shetty, and today my guests are none other than Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco.

[Selena Gomez]

What I felt for Benny. It was. Everything about him was honest. He'll tell me anything that he's feeling, and it made me feel like I could do the same.

[Benny Blanco]

If we would have met each other when we were younger, it would have never worked.

[Jay Shetty]

Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[John Cameron Mitchell]

This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Canc island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently cancelled in the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies, like bad touch football, anti racism spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremony are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.

[Bobby Bones]

Karen, where have you brought us?

[John Cameron Mitchell]

Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey y'all, it's your girl, Cheekies. And I'm back with a brand new season of your favorite podcast, Cheekies and Chill. I'll be sharing even more personal stories with you guys, and as always, you'll.

[Selena Gomez]

Get my exclusive take on topics like.

[Bobby Bones]

Love, personal growth, health, family ties, and more. And don't forget, I'll also be dishing out my best advice to you on episodes of Dear Cheekies. It's going to be an exciting year and I hope that you can join me. Listen to Cheekies and chill season four on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.