THURS PT 1: Who Saw A UFO?! + Never Gonna Get It + Morgan Has Dirt On Lunchbox + Can You Ask For A Refund If You Don't Like The Food?

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – August 21, 2025

Episode: THURS PT 1: Who Saw A UFO?! + Never Gonna Get It + Morgan Has Dirt On Lunchbox + Can You Ask for a Refund If You Don't Like The Food?

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Overview: Main Theme & Purpose

This lively episode of The Bobby Bones Show centers around the crew’s knack for storytelling, conspiracy, and candid advice. The team kicks off with a captivating UFO sighting reported by Morgan, lighthearted ribbing about Lunchbox’s vacation photos (and possible secrets), a heated debate over restaurant refund etiquette, and a vigorous round of the game “Never Gonna Get It.” Other show staples include touching good news stories, pop-culture language lessons, and a comedic attempt to convert Bobby into a Denver Broncos fan.

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Key Segments, Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Morgan’s UFO Sighting

[04:00 – 08:46]

• Setting: Morgan shares footage she captured while at Disney’s Epcot, describing a stationary, blindingly bright light in the sky that suddenly “blipped off.”
• Skepticism vs. Belief:
  • Bobby questions if it could be a drone or satellite; Morgan insists Disney doesn’t use drones for that show, and the light wasn’t moving initially.
  • Others on the patio witnessed it too, causing group confusion.
• Debate:
  • Lunchbox and Eddie question Morgan’s sobriety, referencing Eddie’s brother’s tipsy UFO tales.
  • The group inspects Morgan’s video—Lunchbox declares, “Looks like a drone to me.” [07:02]
  • Morgan asserts, “I think there were aliens coming. I’m not kidding, guys.” [07:40]
• Reflections:
  • Bobby: “If I was abducted... I don’t know. Should I tell people this? They’re not gonna believe. I don’t have any proof.” [08:29]

Notable Quote:

“It felt like it just blipped off.” – Morgan [05:52]
“When she’s saying it, I’m like, you’re crazy.” – Bobby Bones [07:46]

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2. Morgan Has ‘Dirt’ on Lunchbox’s Vacation

[08:46 – 12:09]

• Suspicious Knees:
  • Morgan receives a vacation photo from Lunchbox – hairy male knees are visible. She wonders if Lunchbox really traveled with his wife as claimed.
  • Lunchbox claims a random hiker, “Tim,” took the photo. As the story grows, skepticism builds.
• Escalating Suspicion:
  • The more details Lunchbox adds (Tim’s life story, picture-taking stance), the more the crew calls “liar face.”
  • Morgan: “When you tell more about the story, we more think it’s a lie” [11:20]
  • Abby, chiming in, heightens the fun with playful sarcasm.

Notable Moment:

“What knees were in the photo? I don’t know anything.” – Lunchbox [09:54]
“Why was he laying down in that picture, standing over the top of him?” – Bobby Bones [11:38]

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3. Restaurant Refund Etiquette Debate

[12:13 – 15:45]

• Listener Letter: Hungry listener wants a refund after trying a chef’s special and hating it.
• Bobby’s Stance:
  • “Taste is subjective... if you’re eating something and it’s not what you’re used to, then you get a refund... But you can’t order something for the first time and go like, nah, not for me, I’ll send this back.” [14:59]
• Eddie’s Counterpoint:
  • Initially disagrees: “It’s a service… If you have a taste and you’re like, I just don’t like this, I’m not gonna eat any of it…” [14:07]
  • Bobby turns him around with logic about restaurant viability.
• Morgan’s Comment:
  • “I definitely think you can for one dish, but not for a whole thing... only if they offered at the very beginning.” [15:45]
• Pro Tip: Bobby reveals that specials are sometimes just a way for restaurants to get rid of expiring ingredients.

Notable Quote:

“You cannot get a refund, sir. Not for something you didn’t like.” – Bobby Bones [16:27]

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4. ‘Never Gonna Get It’ Game: What’s Rude at the Grocery Store?

[16:43 – 24:27]

• Trivia Question: “45% of people think it’s rude to do THIS at the grocery store. What is it?”
• Contestant: Tabitha, hoping to win shoes for her husband’s birthday.
• Round 1 Guesses:
  • Bumping carts without apologizing? Nope.
  • Talking on the phone at checkout? Morgan & Lunchbox guess this. Not correct.
  • Going back after checkout for something you forgot? Eddie’s guess. Nope.
• Round 2:
  • Not putting the cart back? Both Morgan and Lunchbox guess this. Still not correct!
  • “Checking out and saying, I don’t want this item. Take it back.” (Eddie) Wrong.
• Correct Answer:
  • Bringing your pet to the grocery store.
  • Crew surprised: “I just assumed you weren’t supposed to do that.” – Morgan [24:07]
• Outcome: Tabitha doesn’t win but gets another chance at a future game.

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5. Feel-Good Stories & Listener Voicemails

A. Tell Me Something Good – Heroic Teens & Reunited Pets

• [29:35]
  • 15-year-old Valerie Markowitz from Indiana performs the Heimlich maneuver and saves a choking restaurant worker.
  • She credits her teacher and aspires to be a nurse; later named “2025 LaPorte County Citizen of the Year.”
  • [59:05] Firefighters rescue a lost German Shepherd, Bella, returning her (after a wild journey) to her original family.

Noteworthy Quote:

“She jumped into action... was able to dislodge the piece of steak.” – Lunchbox [30:16]

B. Listener Voicemails: Ethical Dilemmas

• [38:42]
  • What to do if you see a man drinking a beer in a running but parked car at Target? Crew consensus: don’t intervene unless he’s driving; laws vary but it's rarely enforced.
• [41:54]
  • Should family take down photos with an ex-son-in-law for the daughter's new marriage?
  • Bobby: “I think I’d take the pictures down, especially if there are new photos.” [42:50]
  • Morgan: “Maybe talk to your daughter… she's the only one who might feel anything by it.” [44:14]

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6. Pop-Culture Language and New Dictionary Additions

[31:44–37:32]

• Bobby quizzes Eddie on new words like “dulu” (delusional), “trad wife,” “broligarchy” (Elon Musk, Zuckerberg, the ‘rich bro class’), and more.
• Burnt toast theory: Minor setbacks may save us from bigger problems (“That minor inconvenience could be keeping something worse from happening to you.” – Bobby [34:55])

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7. The Broncos vs. Panthers Fan Pitch

[49:19 – 58:18]

• Abby’s PowerPoint:
  • Attempts to convert Bobby into a Broncos believer with fan culture, history, stats, and photos of Mile High Stadium.
• Highlights:
  • “There’s sold out home games since 1970... Every game is sold out, like, for 50 years.” – Abby [52:03]
  • Comparison with the Panthers highlights Broncos superiority.
  • Bobby: “Did it first ride you, anyway?” [57:41]
• Consensus: The pitch is data-heavy; Bobby still undecided.

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8. Morning Corny Jokes & Bonehead Story

[60:28 – 62:48]

• Jokes fly—from sheep at the “Baa Baa Shop” to “Nobody knows” puns.
• Bonehead Story: A woman fakes slipping on a banana peel at Goodwill (there’s no peel) to sue, which prompts the classic, “Nobody really slips on a banana peel, right?”—Bobby

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Morgan (about the UFO):
  “I think there were aliens coming. I’m not kidding, guys.” [07:40]

• Lunchbox (about Tim):
  “What knees were in the photo? I don’t know anything.” [09:54]

• Bobby Bones (refund debate):
  “You cannot get a refund, sir. Not for something you didn’t like.” [16:27]

• Abby (Broncos pitch):
  “We are loud, we are loyal, and we are passionate, and we are also super nice and welcoming for people that want to come jump on board to the bandwagon.” [52:12]

• On new words in the dictionary:
  “All names are dumb until they’re accepted. Hootie and the Blowfish. Dumb name.” – Bobby [35:22]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Morgan’s UFO story: [04:00–08:46]
• Lunchbox’s cryptic vacation pic: [08:46–12:09]
• Restaurant refund drama: [12:13–15:45]
• Never Gonna Get It – Grocery store rudeness: [16:43–24:27]
• Good News – Teen saves choking victim: [29:41–31:46]
• Listener dilemma – man drinking in car: [38:42–41:48]
• Removing family photos after divorce: [41:54–44:26]
• Broncos fan pitch: [49:19–58:18]
• Morning Corny/Bonehead story: [60:28–62:48]

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Tone and Style

True to the show’s blend of “in-crowd” banter and nationwide relatability, the episode brings humor, playfulness, and candor to even the strangest stories. The team isn’t afraid to rib each other, get vulnerable, or make light of life’s drama. The tone stays fun, quirky, and warm throughout.

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For New Listeners

If you’re new to The Bobby Bones Show, this episode exemplifies their core strengths: spontaneous storytelling, playful skepticism, “real talk” advice, memorable banter, and community-driven games. Whether it’s UFOs, odd vacation details, or philosophical debates about food and etiquette, Bobby and the team keep it entertaining, honest, and inclusive.

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Transcript

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[Morgan]

Come on, Bobby Bones transmitting across America.

[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

This is the Bobby Bones show. Let's go. Welcome to Thursday's show. Morning studio.

[Lunchbox]

Morning, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Morgan says she has footage of a UFO that she saw with her own eyes.

[Lunchbox]

Here we go. Okay, go ahead.

[Bobby Bones]

What happened, Morgan?

[Morgan]

Okay, so we are at Disney and we are watching the fireworks show at Epcot. We see this bright thing like shoot in the sky and it is so, so like just a blinding light. You can barely see anything behind it.

[Bobby Bones]

During the fireworks?

[Morgan]

No, right before we're sitting there, we're just waiting for him to come on. It's like 15 minutes before the show starts and it's just sitting there for like five minutes and we're like, I get some footage of it. Cuz I'm like, surely that's not what.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it is.

[Morgan]

And then all of a sudden it.

[Bobby Bones]

Just, it's gone like quicker than you've ever seen an airplane.

[Morgan]

Yeah, it was not an airplane.

[Bobby Bones]

Sure. It's not a drone?

[Morgan]

It's not a drone. You know why? Because I looked up, I googled because some of those fireworks shows use drones and like maybe they're setting it up. Epcot doesn't use any. There's no drones whatsoever to even set up the show. And I was like, okay, it's not a drone. It's not a satellite. It wasn't moving. It was just sitting there in one place for several minutes, and it was bright.

[Bobby Bones]

Did anybody else say anything?

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Morgan]

There was other. We were sitting on a patio with a bunch of different people, and everybody was looking to it, like, what is that? What's happening in the sky? Like, you would have thought it was, like, a street light. That's how bright it was. And all of us, as soon as it, like, shot away, everybody's like, what just happened?

[Bobby Bones]

What's going on?

[Morgan]

We all felt the same way.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have it shooting away?

[Morgan]

No, because it was up there for, like, five to ten minutes.

[Bobby Bones]

If you had it shooting away, I think we could. I. I'm not a hater in this. I think. Cool. I think maybe you have something.

[Eddie]

If anyone were a believer, it'd be you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Not that I think it's aliens, but over the ocean.

[Morgan]

I mean, it was over water.

[Eddie]

Oh, like a lake?

[Bobby Bones]

Like a lake, yeah. Ocean, maybe. I believe, because I think aliens are in the ocean. Sure, you've said that. But if it's over a lake, I don't know many that are down there with catfish.

[Morgan]

I mean, you're also in Florida. The ocean is nearby.

[Eddie]

When you say it's shot off, what do you mean? Like, how did he. Like, did you see the line go?

[Bobby Bones]

You.

[Eddie]

Or did you see.

[Morgan]

It felt like it just blipped off.

[Bobby Bones]

Before you saw that, where were you on believing UFOs, UAPs?

[Morgan]

I mean, I believe. I don't know that. I don't have the information to say they don't exist.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, now after seeing it, has it shifted you a bit? Oh, yeah.

[Morgan]

I'm like, okay, well, that is abnormal. That's definitely not something that happens every single day.

[Bobby Bones]

What about the time that. Didn't you have, like, aliens in your ring? Camera?

[Morgan]

We thought it could be because they kept floating everywhere, and it turns out, yeah, they were orbs.

[Eddie]

It was like condens.

[Morgan]

Somebody said they were ghosts. I wasn't drinking. No, they. Somebody had said that there was orbs, like ghosts. That could happen with orbs. That's what we thought the orbs were.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you happen to have the video on your phone? Yeah, I do. Show. Eddie, can you show Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

Let me see this.

[Bobby Bones]

So.

[Lunchbox]

So you guys were perfectly sober at Disney and you saw this, right?

[Morgan]

I want to say perfectly sober, but I remember.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on. Hold on this happened to Eddie's brother.

[Eddie]

Every time my brother tells the story, he's like, I was drinking and there he goes, man.

[Lunchbox]

That's a. That's a telltale sign.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I would lie to say I was perfectly sober. No, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

There's fireworks.

[Bobby Bones]

Nope.

[Morgan]

This is before the fireworks.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, what's it look like to you?

[Lunchbox]

It looks like a drone to me. It's just moving slowly.

[Morgan]

Maybe drones don't light up like a light, you know?

[Lunchbox]

You know every single drone in the world, like, you have no idea.

[Morgan]

I've seen a lot of drones.

[Lunchbox]

There's probably something they're checking the sky for the fireworks about to start.

[Eddie]

Oh, inspection.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that sounds okay.

[Morgan]

But why didn't it pop up then when I googled and I went on a deep dive trying to find this?

[Bobby Bones]

They're not going to tell you, Eddie. Look at it.

[Eddie]

Let me see. Come on, Morgan.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, it looks like a. A slow moving drone.

[Morgan]

It's not moving, though. It's staying in the sky the same position the entire time.

[Lunchbox]

You know, drones can.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, what's tough is it. It's night and you don't get to see it dart off. It just looks like a light up in the sky.

[Eddie]

It looks like a lantern.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you think's in it?

[Morgan]

I mean, I think. I think there was aliens coming. I'm not kidding, guys. I don't think you guys understand.

[Bobby Bones]

I wasn't the only. When someone else says it right, it is. Because when I say it, I'm like, how do these guys not believe? But when she's saying it, I'm like, you're crazy.

[Lunchbox]

Like, so cuckoo.

[Eddie]

Don't you hear? Aliens kind of being like, let's check out this Disney World place.

[Morgan]

I mean, they could. They could be like, there's all these people here. Why are they wanting to be here? We got to study the little people on here. What are they doing?

[Lunchbox]

They're like, hurry up, get over there. The fireworks are about to start.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so if you had this shooting off, I think we would be more prone to believe you. I think, though, the fact that you are in Florida and there is a lot of water around, it could be like the government testing stuff up there as well.

[Eddie]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't have to be Disney World. Yeah.

[Morgan]

I just felt. I don't know, man, it was up there for so long and it was staying still. It was bright. And then you just see it like blip off.

[Bobby Bones]

We can't see that part, so it's hard for us. It's often, like I've said, if I was abducted in the middle of the night and I was in an alien spacecraft, and they probed me and did all kinds of stuff. I came back. I'm like, I don't know. Should I tell people this? They're not gonna believe I don't have any proof.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

You just sound nuts, a little wacko. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you should. Okay, let's. Let's get you and Eddie's brother together.

[Eddie]

You guys can compare stories, have some drinks.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. There's another small conspiracy thing happening here, also from Morgan, and it's about Lunchbox's vacation, where Lunchbox said he went to London with his wife. And what do you think, Morgan?

[Morgan]

Well, I'm a little confused because I asked him to send me a picture from his vacation for a blog, and he sends me a picture of him, and in the picture is this. These man's hairy knees. So, like, did he go with his wife or was he by himself?

[Bobby Bones]

Is there Explain what happened? Explain where the knees are?

[Morgan]

Yeah, they're at the bottom of the photo. So, like, obviously this person who was taking the photo didn't get their knees out of the photo, but they're very clearly male knees.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you take a picture and have your knees in a picture you're.

[Morgan]

Taking, like, when he took it horizontal. So they're in the bottom. His knee. Like he's sitting there, and his knees are in the bottom.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's, like, leaning back.

[Eddie]

Yeah, like he's sitting.

[Morgan]

Like he's trying to take a picture of Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

Who was this dude who took a picture of you?

[Lunchbox]

That was some guy named Tim.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

But I didn't. I didn't know there was.

[Bobby Bones]

You have lying face right now?

[Lunchbox]

No, No, I didn't realize his knees were in the photo.

[Bobby Bones]

Does it look like he's lying right now?

[Eddie]

A little bit, yeah. You're smiling. Why are you smiling?

[Lunchbox]

Like, I. I'm. Like I'm. What knees were in the photo? I don't know anything.

[Bobby Bones]

On vacation with my wife and Tim. Tim?

[Lunchbox]

No, no. Tim.

[Eddie]

Who is Tim?

[Lunchbox]

Tim is a guy that I ran into on the side of the mountain, and my wife didn't make it to the top of the mountain, and Tim was hiking the mountain. So we finished the last little bit together, and he said, do you want me to take a picture of you?

[Bobby Bones]

What's more believable?

[Eddie]

The UFO or Tim, I'm right now ufo.

[Bobby Bones]

I think somebody's keeping something from us.

[Lunchbox]

I got a picture with Tim.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sure you do. Yeah. Tim's laying on the ground taking a picture of you standing up.

[Morgan]

There's some weird stuff going on here.

[Bobby Bones]

Whatever's. Whatever you're into, We're. We're good.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, there's nothing that I'm into.

[Eddie]

Tim is not sitting there.

[Bobby Bones]

He's laying on. Laying on the ground.

[Lunchbox]

What are you talking about? He's laying on back. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Look. And you're like, standing over Tim. No, no, dude.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. Here's the deal. I didn't have anybody to take a picture of me at the top of the mountain, and Tim happened to be there, and so he was like, would you like me to take a photo? And I said, yeah, dude, that'd be awesome. And I didn't know he got his knees in the photo.

[Bobby Bones]

We're not judging any relationship.

[Morgan]

Did you guys go across a pond and have a pineapple with you or.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, did Tim have a pineapple? You guys, Tim.

[Lunchbox]

He was. He had just gotten off work and it was a beautiful day, so he decided to go for a hike.

[AM PM Advertiser]

Man, this is so cool.

[Bobby Bones]

This is crap.

[Lunchbox]

And Tim's got two kids. He just. He's a.

[Morgan]

You know, when you tell more about the story, we more think it's a lie.

[Abby]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, no. Was that in his bio?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys met him over there? No.

[Lunchbox]

When you're hiking, when you're walking a mountain, when you're walking the little bit that I walked up with him and the rest of the way down with him, you learn a lot about his life.

[Bobby Bones]

Why was he laying down in that picture standing over the top of him?

[Lunchbox]

Because he's trying to get it. He's trying to get the view. I guess I didn't realize he's.

[Bobby Bones]

Now. Now he admits he was like, I've.

[Eddie]

Never given my camera to someone, said, hey, can you take a picture? And then them lay down.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't say, will you take a picture? Ask me if you want me to take a picture.

[Bobby Bones]

Can we call Tim?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. I mean, we probably find him.

[Eddie]

It's on the app.

[Lunchbox]

You know what's cool is that he is retiring at the end of this month.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sure if I come see you guys. Huh?

[Lunchbox]

No, I don't think he's gonna come see me. I don't know. I don't know how to get a hold of him.

[Bobby Bones]

There's two weird stories for today. Yeah. Morgan saw UFO and Lunchbox has a new friend.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not even gonna have audio of him asking.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sure you have audio and video.

[Eddie]

We don't want to hear it.

[Bobby Bones]

We're all good. Okay. Thank you, Morgan. Hello, Bobby Bones. My wife and I recently went to a restaurant. I ordered one of the specials after our waiter sold me on it, saying, the chef was so excited about this. It was terrible. It tasted nothing like he described. I hated it from the first bite. I couldn't bring myself to eat anymore, so I ended up just eating my salad and eating my free bread. I thought I was entitled to a refund. My question is, can you ask for a refund if the food isn't what you expected, or do you cut your losses? Signed, Hungry man led astray. So fine line here. This is subjective. A taste is subjective. But if you didn't know what it was and you order it and you're like, I'm gonna try this out, and then you don't like it, you don't get a refund. If you're trying something out, if you're eating something and you know what, you're familiar with it, and it tastes worse than it usually does because something's wrong with it, you get a refund. Otherwise, people would go in to sample everything and ask for refunds for what they didn't like. So, no, you don't get a refund for this. If every day you go in, every Tuesday, you go to Cracker Barrel and you get chicken fried steak and you have your Tuesday thing and it comes in and it tastes weird. A little burnt. Fried okra is not quite fried. You can get a refund for that because it's not up to the standard that you're used to. You can't go and sample the menu and ask for refunds on the things you didn't like. No, you cannot. That's my answer, Eddie.

[Eddie]

I feel like you can. I feel like you can because it's a service. It's just like.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not a service. You told the waiting is a service. The food is not a service.

[Eddie]

If you eat the food, half the food, and you're like, I don't like it. I want a refund. That's not. That's unacceptable. But if you have a taste and you're like, I just don't like this. I'm not gonna eat any of it.

[Bobby Bones]

But you ordered it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, because you told me it was gonna be something. I didn't make you your special, said it was going to be something spectacular, and it was not.

[Bobby Bones]

So according to your logic, I can order everything on your men on the menu, sample it. What I don't like, I get a refund back for. And the restaurant just out the money for what they gave me, and now I'm getting a refund for it. No, of course.

[Eddie]

Put it that way, no.

[Bobby Bones]

You're asking for samples, and you're only going to pay for what you like. That's not how restaurants work. Because these are restaurants that have to make money, too.

[Eddie]

God, I'm telling you immediately, my reaction would be, I want a refund. I'm not eating this meal. But I think you're right. Like, yeah, you can't go sample everything. And if you don't like how it tastes, you can't get a refund.

[Bobby Bones]

If it's something you've had before and it does not meet whatever the expectation that has been set by the food that you've eaten many times before, you can say, hey, something's wrong with this. Can I get another one? Or can I get a refund? But you can't order something for the first time and go, like, nah, not for me. I'll send this bag. I get my money back.

[Eddie]

Do you think the restaurant should refund you if you ask for one?

[Bobby Bones]

If you're a customer that goes there a lot. I think it could be in their best interest to go, hey, not a big deal if you don't like it. Because I've had that happen before where they've been like, you didn't like it? And I'm like, no, I just wasn't that hungry. Or, yeah, it really wasn't for me. And, like, we can bring you something else that happens. And that's only for customer service. But if they were like, hey, come try everything. What you don't like, we'll give you money back for. They would go out of business. You can't do that. Morgan, what do you think about this?

[Morgan]

Oh, I definitely think you can for one dish, but not for a whole thing. And that's only if they offered at the very beginning, where you're, like, sitting there and you're like, I can't decide. And they're like, well, hey, if you get it and you don't like it, we'll take it back.

[Bobby Bones]

That did not happen here.

[Morgan]

Then I would say no.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd also say this about specials a lot of times, not all the time.

[Eddie]

Oh, they get you on this.

[Bobby Bones]

Because I've worked in a restaurant a lot of time. The specials are. Things are trying to get rid of. Right. So they're putting a little fancy on it because they Got to get rid of it or it's going to be like expired food.

[Eddie]

Yeah, let's call it something else then. Call it, like last resort. The specialist totally throws you off. You think it's like, hey, I want something special.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, welcome in. Okay, so for our last resort tonight, we got tilapia.

[Eddie]

It's gotta go tonight.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I don't feel like that's gonna make me want to buy it. You do not get a refund, sir. Not for something you didn't like. I think that's. That's the answer there. I'm glad I could shift your perspective there, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Thanks for listening. Thanks for being over.

[Eddie]

Thank you. Thank you for helping me shift it.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, close it up. So the question is, 45 of people think it's really rude to do this at the grocery store. So I'll let you guys think about that for a second. Almost half think it's rude to do this at the grocery store. Now, the game is called Never going to get it.

[Eddie]

No, you're not going to get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Never. Never going to get it. Not this. There you go. Now, we had this voicemail. Go ahead. My husband's birthday is coming up, end of August, and I was wondering if there was a chance I might be.

[Abby]

Able to play a game to maybe.

[Bobby Bones]

Win a pair of bobby shoes. I'm not sure if he is still doing that or not, but I just.

[GoDaddy Advertiser]

Thought I would call and ask.

[Bobby Bones]

Love the show.

[Noah de Barrasso]

Thanks a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

Bye. Bye. I thank you, and I will not give mine, but I will buy her husband a new pair of shoes if she wins. Never going to get it. Here she is. Tabitha, everybody. Is it Tabitha or. Yes, Tabitha. Good morning. Wow, it's weird to hear her voice talk back to us after we heard the voicemail.

[Eddie]

It was weird.

[Bobby Bones]

That's wild. Hey, Tabitha. Good morning to you. Everything going good?

[Abby]

Yes, fantastic.

[Bobby Bones]

Fantastic. I'm so happy to talk to you. So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna play Never gonna get it. I'm gonna ask the question again, and instead of giving you shoes that I have, I will buy your husband a new pair of shoes for his birthday. If you win the game. If you don't win the game, I'm not gonna do it, though. Okay. Okay. Okay. Totally understandable. You'll have three shots at this. The question is, 45% of people think it's rude to do this at the grocery store. Think about it. I'm gonna ask it again. 45% of people think it's rude to do this at the grocery store. Now, you'll go first, Tabitha, and just one of three here, but you get to guess. What do you think it is? I would say bump into somebody's cart without apologizing. Okay, that is a great guess. Anybody else have that?

[Lunchbox]

No, That's a terrible one.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you think it's a terrible one?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's not very good at all.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought it was a pretty good guess. It is not right, though. You'll get to pick one of these guys to play for you. Now, Amy's not here today because she's been sick. Lunchbox, Morgan, and Eddie are your players. You can team up with one of them. Now, the question again is 45% of people think it's rude to do this at the grocery store. How confident are you, Morgan?

[Morgan]

I feel really good. I feel about 85% that I have nailed this.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. Okay. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

I feel 100%. I have it locked down. I've been to the grocery store, and I know what is rude.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. He's been there. Wow. That's right. And I've worked.

[Eddie]

He's been there before.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep. Eddie.

[Eddie]

I mean, the grocery store is one of my favorite places in the world.

[Bobby Bones]

No way.

[Eddie]

Like, I love coincidence, love going there.

[Bobby Bones]

What the crap? Who would that.

[Eddie]

Okay, but the problem is I have too many options.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, a lot of bo.

[Eddie]

So I have. I don't know if I have it.

[Bobby Bones]

45% of people think it's rude to do this at the grocery store. Now, pick one of the players, Tabitha, and you are their teammate. Go ahead. I have to go with Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

That's right. Tabitha knows what's up. She wants shoes for her husband. That is right. So she came to the right person.

[Bobby Bones]

So if Lunchbox gets it right, Tabitha wins. If Lunchbox misses it but everybody else misses it, she gets another round. But if one of you guys get it. Okay. And she didn't pick you, she loses.

[Eddie]

Okay, so maybe I just pick one.

[Bobby Bones]

Of my wrong answers. No, you already have your answer.

[Eddie]

No, I do. I do.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, what do you have?

[Eddie]

I have going back to get something you forgot once you've checked out.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, good guess. Morgan, what do you have?

[Morgan]

I have talking on the phone. You know how many people go through the checkout and they're talking on the phone? Or they have their earbud. Their earbuds in. It's a annoyance for everybody at the grocery store.

[Bobby Bones]

Both of those quality answers.

[Eddie]

Come on.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox, do you have either one of those answers?

[Lunchbox]

I have. Man, you're Checking out the grocery store clerks. Like, how's it going? Yeah, you know, I got to be at this point, and you're on the phone. It is so rude and annoying, and people do it, and they're like, oh, it holds up the line. Makes everyone uncomfortable. Talking on the phone while you're going through the checkout.

[Bobby Bones]

Boom. Okay, come on. So first of all, edit your answer of taking things back. Not correct. Wrong. So tap. It's still in it here. You guys both guess. Being on the phone, Tabitha, how do you feel about that? I feel. I just. I have to be confident. Fingers crossed.

[Lunchbox]

Well, you don't think that's a good answer? You think? Oh, yeah. Going through the checkout, talking on the phone is not rude.

[Bobby Bones]

Absolutely.

[Noah de Barrasso]

It's absolutely correct.

[Abby]

But I feel like there would be.

[GoDaddy Advertiser]

More than 45 of people that would.

[Bobby Bones]

Think that that's rude.

[Eddie]

Good point.

[Lunchbox]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. 45 of people think it's rude to do this. The grocery store. Is it talking on the phone? No. Okay. She's still.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

She's still in it.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Eddie]

And I have options.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Noah de Barrasso]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. No. So write down another answer. Guys, this is called never gonna get it.

[Eddie]

No, you're not gonna get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Never. Never gonna get it. Not this time. No, you're not gonna get it. Never, never, never, never go. All right, let me know when you guys are in.

[Morgan]

I feel 100 now.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. I'm 100, too.

[Lunchbox]

Wow. Man, guys. Because, I mean, that was the answer. So I'm.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys ever been to the grocery store? Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Wow. I go all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so, Tabitha, I'm gonna let you pick two players this time. So the same three are up on the board. Lunchbox, Morgan, and Nettie, you get to pick two. If either one of the two get it, you win. If they don't, you lose. Tabitha, go ahead. Okay. I am going to pick Eddie, and I'll stick with Lunchbox.

[AM PM Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Because I've worked there, and I've been there.

[Morgan]

Morgan, my answer is not putting the grocery cart back.

[Bobby Bones]

Solid answer.

[Eddie]

That's good.

[Bobby Bones]

Solid answer, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Mine is checking out and saying, you know what? I don't want this item. Take it back.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's a version of what you said last time.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but no, no, no. What I said last time was very.

[Bobby Bones]

Similar.

[Eddie]

What I said last time.

[Bobby Bones]

I think you screwed Tabith on that. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox man, as a former cart guy, the people that just leave their cart everywhere, not returning the cart. But there are so many people that don't see a Problem with it, because they all do it. Not returning the cart.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so two of you. Again, the same. Two have the same answer.

[Lunchbox]

That's weird.

[Eddie]

That's not weird. You guys are the same person.

[Abby]

I don't feel like.

[Bobby Bones]

You did answer the same thing twice. Okay. How do you feel about that, Tabitha?

[GoDaddy Advertiser]

I think that's a good answer.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that's better than the last one. Wow.

[Lunchbox]

I'm shocked. Only 45% think it's rude to not take your cart back.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, Obviously you're wrong because you were wrong last time when you gave the answer. It was. And it's the same answer. You're wrong. The cart. Leaving the cart.

[Lunchbox]

Some people call it a buggy.

[Morgan]

This has to be right.

[Bobby Bones]

Bringing the cart back is not the answer. No.

[Eddie]

What? Good job, guys.

[Abby]

Are you.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you what? Are you for real?

[Abby]

Are you for real?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. 45% of people. Oh. Think it's rude to bring your pet to the grocery store. Oh.

[Lunchbox]

I've never.

[Morgan]

I guess I just assumed that was not.

[Lunchbox]

I assumed that you weren't supposed to do that.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of people bring their pets to the grocery store.

[Eddie]

Oh, I've seen. Yeah, I've seen it.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys maybe never been to the grocery store. Eddie, I think you're the only one that's been.

[Eddie]

I go all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you. All the time.

[Eddie]

My favorite place.

[Bobby Bones]

You take a lot of stuff back out here.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And that's not like you get up and then you leave it. Okay, so first things first.

[Lunchbox]

That hurt.

[Bobby Bones]

You did not win this game. Okay. However, second thing. Second. Oh, you have something to say. Go ahead. No, I. It's so. It's okay. I want to give you another shot, though. We'll give you. When's your husband's birthday?

[Abby]

August 30th.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, he's got plenty of time. You got, like, nine days, so I'll give you another chance. Coming up. Maybe not today, but we'll call you back and get you on for another game in the next couple days, and we'll give you one more chance for a different game. Okay? Okay.

[Abby]

Thank you so much.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, There she is. Tabitha in Minnesota did not win, but we're gonna.

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[Abby]

Wow. That sounds amazing. Can I have a bite?

[Eddie]

I'm sorry but no.

[Bobby Bones]

But you can't split the banana split.

[Abby]

Not even a little.

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[Sarah Spain]

Get fired up, y'.

[Abby]

All.

[Sarah Spain]

Season 2 of Good Game with Sarah Spain is underway. We just welcomed one of my favorite people and an incomparable soccer icon, Megan Rapinoe to the show and we had a blast. We talked about her recent 40th birthday celebrations and co hosting a podcast with her fiance sue, bird watching, former teammates retire and more. Never a dull moment with Pino. Take a listen. What do you miss the most about being a pro athlete? The final. The final and the locker room. I really, really like you. Just you can't replicate. You can't get back. Showing up to the locker room every morning just to sh talk. We've got more incredible guests like the legendary Candace Paul Parker and college superstar AZ Fudd. I mean, seriously, y', all, the guest list is absolutely stacked for season two and you know we're always going to keep you up to speed on all the news and happenings around the women's sports world as well. So make sure you listen to Good Game with Sarah Spain on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Presented by Capital One, founding partner of.

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[Noah de Barrasso]

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[Bobby Bones]

Sheesh.

[Noah de Barrasso]

Majority of the youth 18 through 24 say they trust Republicans more than Democrats to fund the economy.

[Bobby Bones]

You kidding me?

[Noah de Barrasso]

Politics is wild and I'm definitely not here to tame it. But I'm here to make sense of it. Just what's happening, why it matters, and what it means for us. Bring your brain. Listen to now youw Know with Noah de Barossa on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

Time for the good news with Lunchbox. Tell me something good.

[Lunchbox]

15 year old Valerie's in South Bend, Indiana, going to Texas Roadhouse for her mom's birthday. She's sitting there enjoying one of those delicious buttery rolls when one of the workers gets a piece of steak stuck in her throat turning purple. People are trying to help her. The 15 year old's like, get out of my way. I learned CPR in school.

[Bobby Bones]

Gonna be the Heimlich.

[Lunchbox]

Heimlich, yeah, but you learn it in CPR class.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. What if someone's choking? You're like, ah, let me Give him cpr. No, no, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

Hey. It says she learned CPR in high school in her biomedical science class. And she jumped into action, got it, and was able to dislodge the piece.

[Bobby Bones]

Of steak, mouth to mouth, starting to suck it out.

[Lunchbox]

And she wanted to say thank you to her teacher, Tanya Ehart, who taught her that. And it also inspired her to become a nurse in the future to help more people. And breaking news, she was just named the 2025 LaPorte County Citizen of the Year.

[Eddie]

It's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Did she do the Heimlich?

[Eddie]

Yeah, it had to have been the Heimlich.

[Bobby Bones]

You never mentioned.

[Lunchbox]

No, I did. I did. I said she learned CPR and gave her a Heimlich.

[Bobby Bones]

I said, did he ever say the word. I promise. Okay?

[Lunchbox]

I said, hey, Scuba.

[Bobby Bones]

Did he ever say the word Heimlich? I don't think. I don't think I ever. He might have.

[Lunchbox]

You guys were so enraptured in the. In the story.

[Bobby Bones]

I only had the word. But you're right. We could have been laughing because you led with cpr, and you could have said Heimlich underneath our laughs.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I said. She said, get out of the way, and she did the Heimlich. You said, get out of the way. I know cpr.

[Bobby Bones]

That's right. I can put a band aid on you. I think that's what he said. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I'm pretty sure I said it.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Either way, Valerie saved her life and was a citizen of the Year. Now, I mean, it's a little early. You're out, but, hey, that's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And also, that's true. Sounded like a commercial for Texas Roadhouse. At first. He was like, those buttery rolls you'd have. We're like, not a sponsor, but yeah. All right, good. What's her name again?

[Lunchbox]

Her name is Valerie Markowitz.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. Valerie Markowitz. Good job. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. It's that time of year where. Put new words in the dictionary, Eddie. I'll say a word that's going into the dictionary. Tell me if you know what it means.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Dulu.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's just delusional.

[Bobby Bones]

That's correct.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I've heard that one.

[Bobby Bones]

Short for delusional. Believing things that are real, not true. All right. Trad wife.

[Eddie]

Say that again.

[Bobby Bones]

Trad wife.

[Eddie]

Trad. Oh, a traditional wife.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, sir. Let's go. You got two. That's right. Short for traditional wife. A married woman who stays at home doing cooking yeah. Okay. Often when I take the trash out, I will tell my wife I'm a trad wife. I do little chores. Yeah. All right, next up, bro ligarchy. Whoa. Bro lakarchy. This one you can probably figure out.

[Eddie]

Okay, so the bro part, right? It's got to be like a bro, a dude bro. And then what's the other part of it?

[Bobby Bones]

Bro lagarchy.

[Eddie]

Lagarchy Lagarkey. I don't even know what legarky is. Proligarchy. It's probably like culture. It's the culture of being a bro.

[Bobby Bones]

So do you know what an oligarchy is?

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's people that have control. Mostly rich people. Like Russia has an oligarchy.

[Eddie]

Oh, is that like a hire?

[Bobby Bones]

It's like a bunch. Well, hierarchy would be the rankings of things, but an oligarchy is basically a bunch of rich people who have control of things just because they're rich and they have influence. The broligarchy is like Elon Musk. Ah.

[Eddie]

Because he's a bro Zuckerberg.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay, so that's the bro ligarchy. Because they're billionaires, they think they can run it all. Okay, Bezos.

[Eddie]

Ray wants to be a broligarchy.

[Bobby Bones]

No, Ray wants to be a bro. But the bro lagarchy is like an oligarchy. Bunch of rich people, but it's the bros in America.

[Eddie]

Okay, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, everybody wants to be a broligarchy, but Ray's not. Okay. D y o r. D y o r. Yep.

[Eddie]

Do it. Do you like, do like D. That was diy. D y O r. Do your own. Say it again. D y o r. Do your other.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you're on it.

[Eddie]

Do. I'm on it.

[Bobby Bones]

You're on it. You are on it.

[Eddie]

Like, do it yourself, but, like, do your own right thing.

[Bobby Bones]

Do your own research.

[Eddie]

Oh, dyo.

[Bobby Bones]

You were close. You were close. Career catfishing.

[Eddie]

Career catfish. Oh, like, like, you're like. That's like. Like a catfish. It's someone who, like, acts like they're someone else, but you do that for a living.

[Bobby Bones]

You accept a job offer, then you don't show up on your first day. Oh, dang.

[Eddie]

That's hardcore. That's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

The burnt toast theory makes it into the dictionary. Are you familiar with the burnt toast theory?

[Eddie]

No. No chance.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you think it is?

[Eddie]

The burnt toast theory? Oh, is that where you're, like, fake tanned and people think that you're really tanned, but you're not?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no. Morgan, do you know burnt toast theory?

[Abby]

I've definitely heard of it, but I.

[Morgan]

Don'T think I know it off the top of my head.

[Bobby Bones]

So burnt toast theory is that it sucks when you burn your toast. It's a minor inconvenience. But that minor inconvenience could actually be keeping something worse from happening to you. For example, you burned your toast. Well, crap. So now you got to throw it away. You got to make new toast and put you behind two minutes. But the two minutes you. If you left earlier, maybe there was a car wreck and you missed a car wreck. Oh, yeah. So the burnt toast theory kind of has kept you from having something worse happen to you.

[Eddie]

It's pretty deep. Weird name, Dumb name, but pretty deep.

[Bobby Bones]

All names are dumb until they're accepted. Hootie and the Blowfish.

[Eddie]

Dumb name.

[Bobby Bones]

What a dumb.

[Eddie]

Great band, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Until Marcy Playground. You know, until it's accepted. Okay, how about one more? Man interrupting.

[Eddie]

Okay, that's interrupting, but man interrupting is. Is like macho. Like, you go in there like a macho man and you interrupt.

[Bobby Bones]

Interrupting a woman when she's speaking. Oh. Usually because the man thinks he has something more important to say.

[Eddie]

I mean, that's kind of what I was trying to say.

[Bobby Bones]

Sort of. Yeah. And you know who does it? The broligarchy.

[Eddie]

What Ray wants to be.

[Bobby Bones]

Here's one more. Meta face. Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Meta face. Instagram. Meta Instagram.

[Bobby Bones]

You're on it.

[Eddie]

Oh, so it's like. It's like a fake. It's like a fake face that you.

[Bobby Bones]

Make when you post when photos are enhanced with filters and make everyone look similarly flawless or unrealistically beautiful.

[Eddie]

Meta face.

[Bobby Bones]

There are people that I know that always post with filter. Like, they filter their pictures so much it looks so fake that I wonder if everybody knows how fake the pictures look, if they know everybody else knows or if they're like, nah, this is. People don't have a clue. Like, yeah, there are people I know that post a fakest crap airbrush like crazy. It's filtered four times, and I wonder if they know we know it's so filtered. Morgan, what do you think about this?

[Morgan]

Yeah, I mean, I definitely know that people do it. There's even, like, a belief now that there's so many women that are starting to look alike because they're trying to look like the other women that are Meta face on social media. So everybody kind of is looking like each other.

[Eddie]

That's weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Why are women's lips so big? Because I don't know a single guy that sees a woman with filler in their lips and Goes, that looks great. Not a single guy.

[Morgan]

I don't know that they start out the way to have that massive lips. I think they then just keep doing the procedure, like the lip injections, and then it just keeps getting worse, and there's not really any going backwards. And I think any injection or any Botox or anything like that all comes from this belief that we need to look different. And we have a certain beauty standard that we have to uphold.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe we don't notice the good. But have you ever seen lips that are super plump and you're like, yeah, that's awesome.

[Eddie]

Never.

[Bobby Bones]

Not one time.

[Morgan]

And women do. I mean, we see it. We're like, oh, they have really good lips. I want those lips just like. Or, like, you know, they have great boobs. I want those boobs. Or like, I love their eyes.

[Bobby Bones]

Notice that we don't notice eyebrows. Generally, guys don't notice the bag you're carrying. But no, women do bags for other women. And we don't lip. We only notice if lips are too plump. We never notice they're just plump enough.

[Morgan]

But do you notice if they're so small?

[Bobby Bones]

Nope.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Not one time about thoughts. That lady's got tiny lips, but when.

[Eddie]

They'Re big, you're like, oh, overdid.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[Morgan]

And it's definitely the difference, right? Like, we as women have been taught just in general to believe that we need to look different than what we are. And there's a certain standard to uphold. So we think bigger lips, bigger boobs, better eyebrows mean a guy's gonna date us. That's really the.

[Bobby Bones]

The bigger boobs I can understand. I've never seen a pair of lips that are so small. I'm like, what the heck? Never. Never. Not one time in my life have I ever thought, her lips are way too thin.

[Eddie]

And you're right about the bags, too. I don't notice any bags.

[Bobby Bones]

Generally, guys don't. I do. I notice bags a lot.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you're a bad guy.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm a bad guy?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

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[Bobby Bones]

Okay, let's hear from some listeners. Go ahead. So me and my husband, we are.

[Noah de Barrasso]

Getting into our car. We've already gone inside Target and two cars over.

[Bobby Bones]

I see kind of an older gentleman sitting in the driver's seat. Car is on, and he is drinking a beer.

[Noah de Barrasso]

I freak out, and I'm like, that.

[Bobby Bones]

Guy is drinking a beer. Like, he's in the driver's seat. His car is on.

[Morgan]

So I was just curious what the.

[Bobby Bones]

Show would have done in that Situation. Okay, bye. Okay, Car's not moving. Car is on. Guy is in driver's seat drinking a beer. If the car's not moving, I don't think you do anything. Because he could just be sitting in the driver's seat so he can mess with the air and the radio and just having a beer until his wife comes back down.

[Eddie]

Exactly. That's what I was thinking.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that if our betting. I don't think I'd bet that's it. But that's. That. That could be it. He's also. I don't know if that's illegal.

[Eddie]

What? To sit in your car in a.

[Bobby Bones]

Parking lot and drink the driver's seat with it on? I. I don't know.

[Morgan]

Yes, I believe it is.

[Bobby Bones]

But she didn't say if the car was like, the engine was on or.

[Morgan]

If, like, if it's on and like, the keys are even near the ignition and you have alcohol and you're in the driver's seat, you can get a DUI even just sitting there.

[Eddie]

Even if you're trying to get some AC.

[Bobby Bones]

I am not calling 911 are the cops.

[Eddie]

I'm gonna do exactly what she did.

[Bobby Bones]

Call us.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Look over and be like, huh, that guy's drinking a beer. And then move on with my life.

[Bobby Bones]

You can. You can still be charged with a dui. Dwi, even if your vehicle is parked. As laws often focus on actual physical control rather than driving, there are specific factors that determine this. So rarely does it happen. But if they wanted to enforce it, they could. I don't think I'm calling the cops, though, if I just see someone sitting there drinking. Also, are you sure it's a beer? Are you sure it's not liquid death water? That looks like a beer. Are you sure it's not odules? They still make that?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Beer without alcohol?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, they make Heineken's. I mean, they make a lot without alcohol now.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I don't think I'm doing anything. You're not doing anything, Eddie.

[Eddie]

I'm not doing anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan, you jumping in to have a beer with him or what? No.

[Morgan]

I mean, if I have some time, I might sit there and make sure he doesn't drive off.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Morgan]

But I'm probably not going to call.

[Bobby Bones]

Just because of that lunchbox man.

[Lunchbox]

As much as I want to call 911, he could still. He could finish the beer and then drive. And that's okay because you're allowed to have a beer and then go drive. As long as you're not over the legal limit. And that's why whenever I would go out and if I was going to sleep in my car, I put the keys in the trunk. That way, if cops came, they couldn't give me a DUI because I wasn't. I didn't have access to my keys.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think the keys are a part of the law. I think if you're in the driver's. Again, I don't think they're going to enforce it if you're just in the front seat. But it looks like according to the law in most states, your keys don't. It doesn't really matter where the keys are. Even if the keys are not in the ignition, it can still be evidence of control.

[Lunchbox]

Right. If they're. You have access.

[Bobby Bones]

But if.

[Lunchbox]

If he starts rolling out of that parking lot and it's. The beer is still in his hand.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you know it's a beer, though?

[Eddie]

That's a tough one.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you know it's a beer?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, it's probably a silver Coors Light. You know what I mean? Distinctive can.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, next one up. Our daughter, our eldest daughter has gotten divorced and remarried. We still have pictures on the wall with her with her first husband and their three kids. Now we leave them up there because it's pictures of the grandkids. Are we being not considerate to our daughter and her new husband if we leave up pictures of her with her old family? I appreciate your thoughts.

[Abby]

Thanks.

[Bobby Bones]

Bye. Thank you for asking the question. I think there is some consideration in even asking the question or even considering that you might be wrong in this. I think I'd take the pictures down. You would? Yeah. Especially if there are other pictures of the kids with the mom or the mom and the new husband. I think I would take the pictures down now if there are no new pictures and people have all died and stuff. I get it. But I think you can easily make that switch to new pictures and nobody be offended and have the same exact effect.

[Eddie]

What about the angle of those are your grand.

[Bobby Bones]

Put new.

[Eddie]

New pictures up your grandchildren's dad.

[Bobby Bones]

Who cares? It's not your son. Okay.

[Eddie]

That's a man. That's a good question. I never thought of that. Because you think about that with social media, but not pictures on the wall.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, this is social media in the 70s. Yeah.

[Eddie]

The actual physical fixer.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think you're committing a crime by leaving them up, but I do think you should have some consideration for the new husband of your child.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Especially if there Are other pictures with your kids. By no means should you have to remove pictures of your grandkids from the wall, but if you can find them with the mom or without the mom, it would be nicer to the mom and the new stepdad if you didn't have pictures of the old dad or the real day. I don't know.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. Get rid of them.

[Bobby Bones]

You're not doing anything wrong. But the fact that you even asked the question means you're thinking about it, which means it could be bothering someone. So I'd make the shift.

[Morgan]

Morgan, I don't know that you have to unless your daughter has said something about it. I mean, because it is a part of their life. And I don't know if the kids would then come and be like, well, where's dad? And why isn't he on the wall? So I feel like it's a conversation that needs to happen with the daughter and just say, hey, how do you feel and what do you want us to do moving forward? Because she's ultimately the only one that's probably gonna feel anything by it. Not the kids, not the husband.

[Bobby Bones]

But I think the new husband would feel like, oh, man, this sucks. I think he would get it, though. And I think. I think you're right. That's the mature way to do it. I think I'd pull them, though, just so nobody feels like they're. They're not part of the family.

[Eddie]

I didn't think about the kids just being like, hey, where's dad? Like, yeah, why is that not on the wall anymore?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, maybe put, like an emoji over his head. You tape a smiley face there. You guys can leave us voicemails all the time.

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[Morgan]

What do you think makes the perfect snack?

[AM PM Advertiser]

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[Morgan]

Could you be more specific when it's cravinient.

[Abby]

Okay.

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Abby]

I'm seeing a pattern here.

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[Abby]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

Sheesh.

[Noah de Barrasso]

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[Bobby Bones]

You kidding me?

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[Bobby Bones]

All.

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[Bobby Bones]

Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. Abby is going to try to convince me to be a Broncos fan. We have a PowerPoint up here.

[Eddie]

Pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

She's up doing a TED talk in her Denver Broncos long sleeve T shirt.

[Abby]

Let's go. Yeah. Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

So if you're new to the show, growing up, I never had a favorite NFL team. Massive sports fan, massive NFL fan, but lived in Arkansas, didn't have a pro team. Everybody loved the Cowboys when I was a kid. Jerry Jones played for Arkansas, is the owner, but they were so good in the 90s that I, I didn't jump on because I didn't want to be a bandwagon fan. So I've never had like a team. So I'm down to two teams. I'm either going to be a die hard Broncos fan or a die hard Carolina Panthers fan. And Abby today, who grew up a Broncos fan, wants to present this to me. Abby, what do you want to say before you get started here?

[Abby]

Okay, well, for one thing, the Broncos are the Most fun team to cheer for.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, well, there we have. What a great start. Okay, what does your first slide say?

[Abby]

Okay, so it says why Bobby should be a Denver Broncos fan or why he should cheer for the Broncos. And I had a little Bronco on there. So first off, the legacy and history, it was founded in 1960. Okay, so we're not new. We're not new to this stuff. Three Super bowl championships. There's one in 97, 98, and 2015. And guess what? 2026 could be next.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Abby]

You never know. There's eight AFC championships, and then they're consistently competitive. Kind of like you.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, boy.

[Abby]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

There's a picture of John Elway holding up the Broncos.

[Abby]

And that was their. Yeah, their first super bowl win, right?

[Bobby Bones]

97.

[Abby]

Yeah. Yes, 97.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, why'd you say who it was? I wanted to see if she knew.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, she didn't know.

[Abby]

No, my dad and brother, they got a. His autograph, like, back when he was, like, playing.

[Bobby Bones]

No way.

[Abby]

For them. Yeah, like, they waited outside. I don't know. Oh, I'll see where it is. I did ask my dad, and he doesn't know where it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, next slide.

[Abby]

So legendary players. John Elway. So he was the hall of Fame quarterback.

[Lunchbox]

This is the slideshow.

[Bobby Bones]

Great. What?

[Abby]

Okay, I'm just trying to tell you there's legendary players on here.

[Bobby Bones]

Abby, can I say you go first. You just do. You go.

[Lunchbox]

This is terrible.

[Abby]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Nothing. Go ahead.

[Abby]

Don't you want a team that has legendary players? They all continue to be legends. Okay, so there's Terrell Davis, and he was a Super bowl mvp. And then you got Peyton Manning, who is a Tennessee guy. So don't you want to support the Tennessee guy?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not a Tennessee guy. I live here now. I'm an Arkansas guy.

[Abby]

That's true. But, like, we're in Tennessee now, right? And you got Von Miller. He is a Super Bowl 50 MVP. And look at these pictures.

[Bobby Bones]

I think, wow, look at the pictures.

[Abby]

That's John Elway right there.

[Bobby Bones]

I've seen way better TED talks. I'll be honest.

[Abby]

Okay, next. Now this is the exciting part. Next.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, hopefully there are more pictures. Oh, there's a picture of a fan culture.

[Abby]

Now we are known as Broncos country. Do you want to be part of Broncos country?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, if you're known as it. Go ahead.

[Abby]

There's sold out home games since 1970. That's over 50 years. Every game is sold out, like, for 50 years. Like, what other team has that?

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe the Packers. That's good. That's cool.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Abby]

So we are loud, we are loyal, and we are passionate, and we are also super nice and welcoming for people that want to come jump on board to the bandwagon. You know what?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't want to be a bandwagon.

[Abby]

Just like this year.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Abby]

You know, just for this year, if you.

[Eddie]

You know.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Abby]

Okay. Now this is the most exciting part, because look at that. That is Mile High Stadium.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. That is a picture of Mile High Stadium. Okay.

[Abby]

That could be your view, or you can slide.

[Bobby Bones]

Says Mile High advantage. Oh.

[Abby]

And you know why? Because they are already, like, trained in the altitude. So when other players come, it's really hard for them.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's why you should root for them. Okay.

[Abby]

Because they already have a home field advantage. Yeah. And it's one of the toughest stadiums, and that's why. Because of the altitude. But look how fun that looks.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that's good.

[Abby]

Next one.

[Bobby Bones]

Look how beautiful. That's cool.

[Abby]

Look how beautiful the sunset. Like, that's the view you want.

[Eddie]

That's a pretty picture.

[Lunchbox]

That is why you should be a fan. The sunset.

[Abby]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? While you were putting this together, were you, like, this is for sure gonna get them?

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. All right, good. I think it's the same picture, guys. It was earlier.

[Abby]

Delete this one.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Ye technical difficulties.

[Abby]

Sorry. But look how cool. It's a closer up view. And you could be right there.

[Bobby Bones]

I could be right there on the field.

[Abby]

So guess who that is. Bo Nicks.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a signed helmet from Bo Nicks right now.

[Abby]

And that's why it's even cooler, because you have assigned one.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you know Bo Nicks's dad was the head coach at Henderson State?

[Eddie]

No, Patrick. Where you went to school.

[Bobby Bones]

Where I was at school. That's right.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Abby]

Well, then another reason. Another reason.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Lunchbox]

That's not our PowerPoint.

[Abby]

So basically, yeah, there's young talent, and they're building the next era of football.

[Bobby Bones]

Man, we love young talent. We love building new eras. Okay.

[Abby]

And then strong defense, and then there's dynamic playmakers.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like you just looked up terms and wrote it down.

[Eddie]

What does that mean, Abby?

[Abby]

What does that mean?

[Eddie]

What does that mean?

[Abby]

They make some good plays.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, who's the best. Who's the best defensive player on the Broncos?

[Abby]

Well, that's not on the slide.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I know. I was asking, like, one Defensive player of the year. One defensive player of the year last year.

[Abby]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't know? Okay, go ahead.

[Abby]

This is about you. This is about you becoming a fan. It's thrilling. There's thrilling rivalries.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, we love thrilling rivalries.

[Eddie]

That's fine.

[Lunchbox]

We hate.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, we hate boring rivalries. We want thrilling ones.

[Abby]

They're rivals.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Abby]

The Chiefs. That's like, oh, boy, we got a.

[Bobby Bones]

Lot of text on this one.

[Abby]

This one is basically. There's a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, this is Broncos versus Panthers. The two teams and I. Now this. Now we're talking.

[Abby]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

This is what you should have led with. Go ahead.

[Abby]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Abby]

Okay, so, like, yeah, you're down between Broncos and Panthers, so let's talk about the difference. So the Broncos have a commanding 72 overall record against them. Okay. And in the regular season, they led six to two.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Sarah Spain]

They have.

[Abby]

The Panthers have never beaten the Broncos on the road.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. Okay. It's a Mile High advantage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen some pictures, and there's a heck of an advantage. We stole from somebody's Instagram, but it was awesome.

[Abby]

Isn't that boring, though, like, to be a Carolina Panthers fan? They never beat the Broncos away. Okay, go ahead. And then, like the Super Bowl 50, it was those two teams, which is kind of ironic that those are the ones you're picking from. But guess who came out the winner in the end? The Broncos.

[Lunchbox]

Who was MVP then?

[Abby]

That was Terrell Owens. Sweet, right?

[Eddie]

50.

[Bobby Bones]

Was it Von Miller?

[Eddie]

Yes, Von Miller. Yeah, it was in slide two.

[Abby]

Okay, go back to slide two.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I see a hater. A hater point down at the bottom. It's about the Panthers.

[Abby]

It was. I had to throw in, like, a little.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Abby]

The Panthers had a 512 record in the 2024 season, finishing third in the NFC south and failing to qualify for the playoffs. Yeah, they didn't even make it. So then, look, you just. What would you do at the end of the season if that happened?

[Eddie]

That's a question for you, Bobby. What would you do?

[Bobby Bones]

What would I do? If I'm laying at home? Stay on the stone with the bedroom floor. Cause I'm lonely. You know that song, Abby? And the only way to make it is a sleep with a man for a little bit of money. Okay.

[Abby]

Who is that?

[Bobby Bones]

City High.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. All right, next up, City High. Mile High Stadium, in and out of lockdown. Go ahead.

[Eddie]

Is that Bobby?

[Bobby Bones]

That's not me. That's a bad AI version of me.

[Abby]

I really tried. It kind of looks like you, but that's you in a Broncos uniform. But, oh, man, I see that.

[Lunchbox]

That one point is really going to get you, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. It says, join Broncos country. Bobby. Go and read it out.

[Abby]

Okay. So be a part of a rich tradition.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Abby]

Experience Broncos passion.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Abby]

Cheer for history, heart, and future.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Abby]

Greatest fans in the country.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Abby]

Greatest football fans.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

This is it.

[Abby]

No. And then a really cool mascot that will get you. Why?

[Eddie]

That's a Bronco.

[Bobby Bones]

I like it.

[Abby]

Yeah, they're cool. It's like a bucking and then say.

[Bobby Bones]

Then say it.

[Abby]

Let's ride. Oh, and you know, what a fun fact is, the Denver Airport, there's, like, all these conspiracy theories.

[Bobby Bones]

We've talked about it before, like. Yeah.

[Abby]

So then you could go check them out.

[Bobby Bones]

When you go there, man, that picture of me is not me.

[Abby]

I thought about that. I really. I was like, can you make a better one? It just kept getting worse.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Is that the last slide?

[Abby]

Yeah, it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, there it is. Abby presented a reason why I should be a Broncos fan.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

That is a slideshow with a lot of data.

[Abby]

It is.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

That was.

[Bobby Bones]

Didn't really hit the passion button. A lot of data. Like, a lot of data.

[Lunchbox]

You didn't even show us the really cool mascot.

[Bobby Bones]

I've seen the mascot. You're all good.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Thank you for doing that extra work.

[Abby]

Yeah. So how did. Did it first ride you, anyway?

[Eddie]

What do you think, man?

[Bobby Bones]

After all that, like, the pictures are.

[Abby]

Supposed to do the passion, I'm really.

[Bobby Bones]

Looking for a stadium that has some sort of advantage. I know. I know. It's really. It's really pushing me to say I can't make a commitment today.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But I will factor in all the data that you took from the Internet in a Google search, and then you.

[Abby]

My boyfriend helped me.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, nice.

[Abby]

I was like, hey, with this figure.

[Bobby Bones]

There she is. Abby, everybody. Thank you, Abby. I'll definitely put this and look at it again tonight. Okay, it's time for the good news with Bobby. Earlier this month, firefighters in Fort Lauderdale rescued a German shepherd named Bella. After Bella fell into a canal, the crew from Engine 47 pulled her to safety, gave her food and water, had her scanned for a microchip, which linked her back to an animal care center. Police discovered Bella had once been adopted by the Nicholson family from st. Cloud, nearly 200 miles away. Whoa. The family said that years earlier, after a house fire forced them to move into temporary housing, they left Bella with a friend. That friend gave her away without permission. The people they gave her to moved to Florida. They'd lost the dog. The dog's gone. And so once Bella fell into the canal and chipped her back to St. Cloud. Bella's going back to the original owners. All I think is, poor Bella. She's just popping in houses.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

She didn't know who parents are. And also, what a crappy friend to give the dog away.

[Eddie]

I know. Without telling the owners.

[Bobby Bones]

That's weird. This whole story is weird. What I'm happy about is they saved the dog. Good job. To Engine 47 for pulling the dog out. And the original family of Bellic gets their dog back.

[Eddie]

That's pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

That's cool, too. That's a weird story, but that's good. I'm glad they have the dog back. That's from people. And that's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Gotten this wigs next bit. And Bobby's on the M. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby V. Obviously still no Amy today, as she has been very sick. But that being said, we kind of been crushing it with the. Around the room. Morning, Corny. Oh, yeah. We kind of been cr. Now we're not saying we're Wally Pipping her. And Wally Pip played first base for the Yankees, gets hurt. Lou Gary comes in, takes the job, holds the job forever. Terrible. We're not saying Amy's Wally Pip, but we're pretty Lou Gehrig in this, guys.

[Lunchbox]

We're really good.

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[Lunchbox]

The Morning Corny.

[Bobby Bones]

Right? I'll open and close it. Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?

[Eddie]

Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?

[Bobby Bones]

The Baja. Baja. On the delivery there, Eddie.

[Eddie]

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

[Bobby Bones]

Huh? What?

[Eddie]

Nobody knows.

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody knows. Nobody knows. That's pretty good. All right, Morgan.

[Morgan]

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.

[Eddie]

It's pretty good. You don't like that one?

[Lunchbox]

It wasn't even. It was more of a riddle.

[Eddie]

Well, yeah, I'm with the.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, look, look. We're trying new things. We're experimenting. All right? Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Lunchbox]

To get to the bottom.

[Bobby Bones]

Get it?

[Lunchbox]

Because your booty is your bottom.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you call a moose with no name?

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Anonymous.

[Eddie]

That's pretty good.

[Bobby Bones]

Anonymous. There we go. Hit it. Ray, get us out of here. That was the morning Corny. We're not saying we don't want Amy back.

[Eddie]

No, of course not. I'm saying that.

[Bobby Bones]

That's all. We're just not saying. We're not saying that.

[Eddie]

So we're not saying.

[Bobby Bones]

We're not. So we're not saying. Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Connecticut. A 62 year old woman was at Goodwill and she's walking out in the parking lot right in front of the store. Slips, falls on a banana peel.

[AM PM Advertiser]

Oh, I'm hurt.

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody falls on a banana pill. That can't be true. That part is already weird. Nobody really slips on a banana pill, right?

[Lunchbox]

No, she hurt her back, she has all these medical bills and she says, I'm suing you guys. You guys got to pay for my medical expenses. And they reviewed the security footage. There's no banana peel.

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

You gotta actually pick something you slip on. Not something you see on Mario Kart. Yeah, or like the Three Stooges. Yeah, like banana peels. Actually the opposite of slippery.

[Eddie]

They're sticky.

[Bobby Bones]

Sure. Huh. You ever.

[Eddie]

I've never slipped on a banana peel, so.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no one has. Except for like in the 1920s.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

I will see you guys tomorrow. We got a big show coming up tomorrow. Obviously. See you guys then. That's all. Bye everybody. Show The Bobby Bone Show 3 theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry Scuba Steve executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This episode of the Bobby Bones show is brought to you by Chase Sapphire Reserve. Traveling is one of life's greatest joys. Honestly, can anything be more exhilarating? Yeah, it can. With Chase Sapphire Reserve, it's your getaway to the world's most captivating destinations. First, you'll earn eight times points on all purchases through Chase Travel. And the card gets you into the Sapphire Lounge by the club at select airports nationwide and access to one of a kind experiences. Whether you are booking a once in a lifetime trip or your next weekend escape, discover more with Chase Sapphire [e-mail] Sapphire Reserve cards issued by JP Morgan Chase Bank NA member FDIC subject to credit approval terms apply.

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

I'm Jake Hofer and this is Back 40, a limited series show on Wire to Hunt, part of Meat Eaters Podcast Network. Each episode I'll be asking eight whitetail hunting pros a focused, thought provoking question about hunting and land management. How do I hunt the best part of the farm with less than ideal access? Should you?

[Lunchbox]

That's what the real question is. Stand without good access is not a good stand.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to Back 40 on iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast.

[Noah de Barrasso]

I'm Dr. Joy Hardin Bradford, host of the Therapy for Black Girls podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

I know how overwhelming it can feel.

[Noah de Barrasso]

If flying makes you anxious. In session 418 of the Therapy for Black Girls podcast, Dr. Angela Neal Barnett and I discuss flight anxiety.

[Bobby Bones]

What is not a norm is to allow it to prevent you from doing the things that you want to do.

[Noah de Barrasso]

The things that you were meant to do. Listen to Therapy for Black Girls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. This is an iheart Pod.