THURS PT 2: Bobby Comments On His Internet Drama + We Bust Drunk Lunchbox During The Show + Pervy Amy Strikes Again!

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – March 5, 2026 (Thurs PT2)

Episode Title: Bobby Comments On His Internet Drama + We Bust Drunk Lunchbox During The Show + Pervy Amy Strikes Again!
Host: Bobby Bones
Co-hosts/Guests: Amy, Mike, Lunchbox, Jana Kramer, Ray, Scuba Steve, Morgan

Episode Overview

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show features a candid dive into Bobby's recent internet drama after posting a viral video, playful team banter about language and inside jokes, and live check-ins with show members calling in from a cruise ship—where Lunchbox may or may not be slightly tipsy. Additional fun unfolds as the crew discusses celebrity style icons, cartel news, and cruise shenanigans, all with their signature blend of humor, honesty, and good-natured ribbing.

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Key Discussion Points and Segments

1. Internet Drama: The Viral Video and Listeners’ Reactions

[03:02-10:00]

• Bobby’s Viral Video: Bobby discusses posting a video responding to a comment from Chase Stokes (Outer Banks’ John B), following an interview with Morgan Evans about his divorce.
  • “It has 991,000 views.” – Bobby
  • News outlets contacted Bobby for a response; he chose not to amplify the drama further.
• Intent and Impact: Bobby emphasizes his intention was a “kind curiosity,” not meanness.
  • “I felt like I was presenting a kind curiosity because I was like, how come Morgan can't tell us… Lie to the story. And he did it so kindly.” – Bobby [04:11]
• Amy’s Reaction: Amy initially worried the video would be inflammatory but was relieved after watching.
  • “When I first saw it pop up, I got a little nervous... I watched it. I was like, okay, that wasn’t bad.” – Amy [04:51]
• Bobby’s Approach: Amy’s advice led Bobby to avoid personal jabs. He thanks listeners for getting inside jokes and playing along in the comments (notably about his honorary PhD).
  • “For everybody who just plays along when I say I have my PhD... nothing but appreciation for you guys because you get the joke.” – Bobby [07:40]
• Clarifying Misunderstandings: The team laughs over confusion around certain phrases like "strapped" vs. "ripped," spiraling into euphemisms for being well-endowed.
  • Notable moment: “You thought I was going, dude has a massive dong.” – Bobby [11:35]

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2. AI Tools & “Claude” vs. ChatGPT

[12:58-15:14]

• Light discussion comparing AI chatbots Claude and ChatGPT, their differences, and user privacy.
  • “Claude, as soon as you're done, boom. Doesn't remember a dang thing about you.” – Bobby [13:19]
  • Example of AI hallucinations given by Amy about fake legal cases. [14:24-15:14]

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3. Celebrity Style Icons: Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy and JFK Jr.

[16:18-19:15]

• Amy’s Take: Amy discusses a TikTok/Instagram trend of people copying Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy’s iconic 90s style, noting that style is about presence, not just clothing.
  • “It’s almost like she had this iconic style, but it’s very simple... it was Carolyn Bessette that could demand the attention.” – Amy [16:22]
• Contest News: Both D.C. and NYC are doing JFK Jr. lookalike contests.
• Bobby’s Perspective: Bobby relates style to physical presence and personality.
  • “It’s like me putting on the clothes that the Rock wears and going, do I look like him? Not even close.” – Bobby [18:55]

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4. Cartel News & Organized Crime Culture

[20:25-28:02]

• El Mencho in a Golden Casket: Briefly discusses the infamous cartel leader's funeral and a BobbyCast episode with Mariana Van Zeller examining generational organized crime culture.
• Societal Influences: The crew ties this into themes of upbringing, including religion and behavior modeling.
  • “You are the environment you’re brought up in a lot of times.” – Bobby [27:08]

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5. Cruise Ship Check-In & “Drunk Lunchbox” Segment

[34:32-47:34]

• The Cruise Crew: Morgan, Lunchbox, Scuba Steve, Ray, and others on a listener cruise, reporting in.
  • Everyone admits to being physically and mentally tired.
  • Lunchbox’s State: Bobby and Mike tease Lunchbox for sounding “slurred,” hinting he may be drunk during the call.
    • “He's slurring... For sure he's drunk.” – Mike [40:44]
    • “No, no, no, it's a boat! No, it's because the boat rocks and my mouth goes one way.” – Lunchbox [40:47]
  • Cruise Events: Highlights include boozy bingo, gambling, beach time, and unexpected falls into the water.
    • “There's a cliff. It was like a cliff.” – Bobby [41:25]
  • Show Dynamics & Work vs. Fun: Discussion of the difference between experience for cast vs. listeners. Lunchbox and Ray reflect on the demands of “working” this event.
    • “They [listeners] get to nap, we gotta... host.” – Bobby [44:40]
• Next Year’s Cruise: Crew debates whether to do all seven days again; Lunchbox is enthusiastically on board.

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6. Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On Listeners & Inside Jokes:
  • “They heard it and they knew about it and waited for it and commented on it. So I want to thank you for that.” – Bobby [05:55]
• On Cruise Life:
  • "On a ship, there is no night and day. It just is just day. It is just drink, it's awesome." – Lunchbox [39:02]
  • On listeners’ energy:
    “These listeners are bananas, though. They got non-stop, they just go go go go go...” – Lunchbox [44:28]
• On Team Dynamics:
  • “Our staff... make it so stressful. More stressful than it needs to be because they are on you hard about everything.” – Scuba [61:23]

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7. Family & Personal Connections

[22:22-24:36]

• Amy’s Nostalgia: Amy shares an emotional moment meeting someone on the cruise who worked for her late father, providing affirming memories of her dad’s character.
  • “That just warmed my heart... to hear from an employee say, oh, no, that’s literally how he was.” – Amy [23:18]
  • Bobby recalls Amy’s mother making him homemade dinner for his birthday, highlighting found-family bonds.

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8. Cruise Team Rapid-Fire Recap

[49:30-56:29]

• Listener Interactions: Morgan describes meeting many listeners:
  • “They feel like they're our friends, and it's fun to see them get to have this cool experience... to be part of the one who—who they think is a friend.” – Morgan [49:44]
• Gambling Tales:
  • Ray boasts big wins and teaching craps; crew teases Ray for "betting against the table." [51:07-52:23]
• Hot Tub Confessions:
  • Ray’s “hot tamale” reputation with older female listeners and his “hottest guy on the ship” title.
  • “I’ve already… Bazer’s already booked… we’re doing the hot tub again with a couple ladies.” – Ray [55:32]

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9. Breaking News & Oddities

[48:42-49:18]

• Bobby interrupts with breaking news: “Britney Spears arrested in California for DUI.”
• General crew reaction: concern and sadness for Spears.

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Notable and Humorous Moments

• “Strapped” Definition Confusion ([11:04]):
  • Bobby’s accidental double entendre leads to a riff on euphemisms and gifted AI chatbots.
• Lunchbox’s “Boat Logic” ([40:44]):
  • “No, no, no. it's a boat! No, it's because the boat rocks and my mouth goes one way.”
• Amy’s “Pervy Moment” and Conch Tangent ([16:04], [58:13]):
  • Crew jokingly accuses Amy of being “pervy” after her stallion/stud comments.
• Seafood Scavenging and “Hostage ATM Runs” ([59:27-61:00]):
  • Colorful story about seeking local conch (pronounced "conk,” not “conch”) and having to go to the ATM for payment.

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• 03:02 – Bobby explains his viral video/internet drama
• 04:50 – Discussion about tone and intent of the video
• 07:10 – Thanking listeners for playing along with long-running inside jokes (PhD bit)
• 12:58 – “Strapped” confusion and AI chatbot riff
• 16:18 – Amy on Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy style trend
• 20:25 – Cartel/organized crime and family upbringing discussion
• 34:32 – Roll call with the cruise crew
• 39:02 – Lunchbox waxes poetic (and possibly slurred) about cruise life
• 44:28 – Listeners are “bananas”—constant energy on cruise
• 49:44 – Morgan reflects on deep listener connections
• 51:07 – Ray and Morgan’s gambling stories
• 55:10 – Ray's "hottest guy on the ship" segment
• 48:42 – Britney Spears DUI news drop

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Episode Takeaways

• The show’s secret sauce: Self-deprecating humor, genuine gratitude for listeners, transparent behind-the-scenes stories, and lively, unscripted team dynamics.
• Community and connections: Listeners are acknowledged as a key part of the "inside" culture—jokes, cruise activities, and real-life moments matter.
• Relatability: Whether talking about viral drama or a cruise misadventure, the show finds a way to connect, entertain, and keep things real.

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Final Note:
For more on the cruise, listener stories, or the Mariana Van Zeller BobbyCast on crime culture, check out the extended podcast feed and upcoming interviews teased by Bobby.

Transcript

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[Mike]

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[Bobby Bones]

So I didn't take your full advice yesterday, Amy, but I took your partial advice when I put that video I posted of, hey, this is a comment I got from Chase Stokes. That thing hit hard. I had news people calling me last night going, do you want to comment? And I don't want to comment, but right now if I scroll, because I gotta. I want to thank the listeners on a couple things, too. It has 991,000 views.

[Jana Kramer]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

And growing. So I did this video. If you didn't hear yesterday's podcast, I did an interview with Morgan Evans. He wrote a record. Part of his record's about his divorce. Just a little bit of it. But it's about his whole life to now. We talked about his divorce a little bit. Put up a clip or ask Morgan about it. Benign. Right? The clip and Chase Stokes, the actor from

[Mike]

Outer Banks.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. Who is John B. Is in. Oh, that's what's happening.

[Mike]

John B.

[Bobby Bones]

People writing in the comments like John B. Cook or something like that. I was like, it's his character. I was thinking, hoist up, man.

[Mike]

B Says, sloop, John B. Sloop, John

[Bobby Bones]

B. Oh, that makes sense. So I posted the video and I felt like I was presenting a kind curiosity because I was like, how come Morgan can't tell us? Lie to the story. And he did it so kindly. And then here's this dude who's an ex to his ex who calls out Morgan's masculinity when I guarantee you Morgan Evans would beat the crap out of that dude. That dude uses too much skincare. I can tell. And so I also. So I posted it. Right? It blew up. But I did hear your voice. And you said, don't do it. And I said, I'm not going to listen to you fully. But I felt like it was a kind presentation.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you feel that way?

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah. When I first saw it pop up, I got a little nervous. I was on A walk, actually. I was on a phone call, and I said, I gotta call you back. So I hung up. I watched it. I was like, okay, that wasn't bad.

[Lunchbox]

My wife.

[Amy]

It wasn't bad.

[Bobby Bones]

My wife, she saw it come up, and she's like, what did you do? She doesn't like the drama. It's just not her thing. She doesn't like the public life. She's like, what did you do? I was like, nothing. You can watch it. I don't think you're gonna be irritated at me because these are general questions that I have. And also, it's good promotion for the podcast without me being mean to anybody. And that dude wrote something.

[Jana Kramer]

Don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't write stuff like that. So I had all these news agencies. News agencies, E. Entertainment Weekly and stuff reaching out to me last night, and I don't care to comment. I don't. I'm not trying to squeeze all the juice out of it, because now I've moved on to Ashley McBride, who's up to. And I hope people check that out.

[Mike]

Oh, you're fighting with her, too.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no.

[Amy]

That's the interview.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, man, that was funny. So I want to thank all the listeners for two things. One, the ones that said, I heard you talking about this with Amy. I just kept waiting for you to post it. So for those that listen, I think at times we kind of get in our own world of just trying to create so much content. We do the show every single day that maybe we don't acknowledge sometimes how appreciative we are that you guys listen. I think at times I can just feel like hopefully it's understood and I shouldn't think that. I just. So thank you for listening. And when I would see people write that, I was like, that's a real one. Because they heard it and they knew about it and waited for it and commented on it. So I want to thank you for that. Two, if I ever talk about my PhD, you know, it's in jest. That's hilarious. I said that. And the listeners that knew that were so funny about it in the comments, because they play along, they're like, the Guy has his PhD. He's really got a lot to say. So for those listeners that are in on the joke, because if I were annoying about it, I was like, no, guys, it might be honorary, but it's real. Yeah, you should make fun of me and tell me I'm an idiot. But I know what it is. It was an award for basically a lifetime of service and giving back from my favorite institution. I'm not a real doctor, although I can say it. They have to call me doctor on campus. That being said, for everybody who just plays along when I say I have my PhD and they're in the comments going, he does have his PhD. He has. You should listen. Nothing but appreciation for you guys because you get the joke. You play along with the joke. You know that. I know it's a joke. So for all that, I'm very grateful. But that video is blowing the F up. So much so that I didn't post it. I had other videos of Morgan, little clips from that interview that we're talking. Talking about the divorce, but not in a bad way. I'm like, I'm not posting anymore because I don't need to post anymore. I don't want to put him through it. I could. I literally. Just so people know, I could have squeezed so much juice out of that. And I chose not to because I don't like what it actually does to real people. Except for that dude. Now, the reason I listened to Amy was when I was gonna record it, I was gonna be like, listen, I don't know what show this guy's on. What, Gilligan's Island. I don't know. I was gonna do stuff like that. Like, little.

[Amy]

Little jabs.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I didn't. I did none of that.

[Mike]

That would have been funny, though.

[Amy]

It was respectful.

[Mike]

Gilligan's island would have been funny.

[Bobby Bones]

I wanted it to be. I wanted it to be respectful. I had a couple and I didn't. And so I just want to thank our listeners. One, just generally speaking, but two, for, like, being inside of jokes and continuing to push the joke in the comments. When people come to that, that don't know me, it just pops up in their feed because they have an interest in celebrity gossip or something. And then they start to believe, oh, this guy does have a doctorate. Maybe he is onto something. That's so funny to me.

[Amy]

I had a friend text me. She doesn't follow our show or know much, but it pops up.

[Bobby Bones]

Then she shall not be your friend after this date.

[Amy]

That's not true.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay?

[Amy]

She. It popped up as a. Like, a suggestion for her. So she watched it and all. She texted me. She was like, I had no idea he had his PhD. Like, because she. So she was someone that is hearing it as, like, oh, she thought you literally had one. And, like, no, he does. I know, but I mean, she thought you literally had.

[Lunchbox]

But he.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a degree.

[Amy]

You made it seem like this Was your emphasis, like, studied this.

[Bobby Bones]

And I did say when I studied projection.

[Amy]

Yes. She was like, interesting. And I was like, he.

[Bobby Bones]

What did you say? What was your actual response?

[Amy]

I said, he does, but it's an honorary doctorate.

[Jana Kramer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the truth.

[Amy]

That's how still a doctorate.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's like when people go, oh, you have a doctorate. I'll wait. I'll be like, it's honorary. It's. It's a joke. But people are like, you don't have a doctor. I'm like, yes, I do. Like, I never am satisfied with what.

[Amy]

With what it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So anyway, thanks to all the listeners there, because that's popping and I don't feel like it made me look bad. And mostly I was just triggered because of what it was doing to Morgan Evans, A plus guy. And so there you go.

[Mike]

Couple things I didn't understand, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Please tell me the curse word. Why did he write that you said excuse?

[Mike]

My curse word?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no.

[Amy]

It's the curse words in the thing he wrote.

[Bobby Bones]

He wrote, this is about the most pathetic excuse of masculinity I've ever seen. Get a effing lie.

[Lunchbox]

Got it.

[Mike]

I was waiting for you to curse in the video.

[Bobby Bones]

I was like, wow, maybe people were confused by that.

[Jana Kramer]

No.

[Mike]

Well, I'm. I wasn't on the screen.

[Amy]

Were you screaming?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's the first thing I thought of.

[Ray]

And then it took me a minute as I kept watching, and I was

[Lunchbox]

like, oh, the comment.

[Mike]

Honestly, that's the only reason I watched the video. I was like, bobby's gonna curse.

[Ray]

It's like, I'm ready for it.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I could see where that would be confusing.

[Mike]

Okay, makes sense now, Bobby, I would

[Amy]

say the percentage is small.

[Mike]

Okay, you're 2, 2. 2%. Another thing too, was when you were describing Morgan, you said six, two and strapped.

[Amy]

What does strapped mean?

[Bobby Bones]

I thought strapped was like, with a gun too.

[Mike]

Nope, nope.

[Amy]

You mean stripped. You mean ripped. Did you mean ripped?

[Bobby Bones]

So you thought strapped was like, hung? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That is why there's many. There's like, strapped for cash. That'd be a way strapped wearing a gun. There's. To me, strapped is like somebody who's got big muscles.

[Mike]

Yeah, see, that would be ripped or jack.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it could be. Yeah, you're true. All that's true.

[Mike]

So then when you said.

[Bobby Bones]

So here you go. Have you ever heard. Ever heard somebody refer to as a strapping young man?

[Mike]

No, I have no.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. So that's in my mind. That's where that comes from. Okay, but you're also not wrong there.

[Mike]

Just clarifying.

[Bobby Bones]

You thought I was going, dude has a massive dong.

[Mike]

Look, man, Morgan is great guy. He's six two and a massive dong.

[Lunchbox]

Huge ding dong.

[Mike]

I was like, this is interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Mike]

All right. Just wanted to clarify those things.

[Amy]

Glad we cleared that up.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of confusion put on by me. But in my mind, when I say strap, it's like if someone referred to somebody's like a strapping guy. Okay, but if you didn't know that. But that means like tall, muscular, sturdy.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's what I figured you meant. But then when you said strap threw

[Bobby Bones]

me off, I'd have been. If I. That were the case and I won't do a video like that, I. I don't think I'd be like, and this dude is hung. I would say hung. I think. Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah, hung.

[Lunchbox]

But still, that would be weird.

[Bobby Bones]

What are other terms for that? Hung. It's other than just has a big one.

[Mike]

I don't know. I think it's just hung.

[Bobby Bones]

Abby said packing. Oh, yeah, Packing.

[Mike]

But see, that means gun too.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but it also is like, he's packing.

[Mike]

How did Abby know that? Thank you.

[Amy]

Thanks, Kevin.

[Bobby Bones]

What if I type that in, you edit it?

[Amy]

Oh, is it package?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, the package would actually be the thing.

[Mike]

Hung.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Other. Other terms for hung.

[Mike]

You're gonna Google that?

[Amy]

I don't wanna know.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you guys use. You guys aren't big AI ers, huh? No, no, I've really been on Claude.

[Mike]

Claude. That's an AI.

[Bobby Bones]

Spend a lot of time with Claude. The bad part about Claude is you, Claud and Mike at all. No, haven't used it.

[Jana Kramer]

A guy.

[Amy]

Some guy I follow. He only uses Claude. He says, stay away from all the other ones. It's dangerous.

[Bobby Bones]

They're all dangerous.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

The thing about Claude is. And the difference in ChatGPT. And I asked Claude, like, what's good about you versus ChatGPT? And he gave me a complete. I mean, both sides. Why? Both are awesome. So I can appreciate that. ChatGPT remembers a lot about you. Like, whatever you say into it, it remembers for future conversations. Like if I'm like, hey, I'm not feeling great today, what do you think it could be? He was like, well, two days ago, you did say you had this. Da, da, da, da. Claude, as soon as you're done, boom. Doesn't remember a dang thing about you. But you can go into the settings and write a specific thing, a few things about you that it will know Immediately and you can remove it. And Claude's more for, like, long form. Anyway. I've been using Claude, and I was gonna ask Claude, like, other terms for that, but I'm gonna pass.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, Claude won't remember. It's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't care if people remember. It's just like, I want to cloud my cloud with.

[Mike]

What do you like better? You like better that it doesn't remember or that when it does remember stuff?

[Bobby Bones]

Both for different reasons. I like ChatGPT. I feel like Claude is a bit more accurate. Chat GBT a little less accurate, but it remembers more about me.

[Mike]

Does Claude talk to you?

[Bobby Bones]

I've never tried Claude.

[Amy]

In speaking, I saw a lawyer talking about how ChatGPT would, like, like, say you're trying to work on a case or something, and you want an example of, you know, Eddie versus Bobby, 1962, and whatever results. Right. Just to help whatever case you're about to present and that it'll give you something that sounds so legit of, like, Eddie and Bobby, 1962.

[Mike]

What happened?

[Amy]

And then it's complete. It's a non event. Like, this case never happened. So, like, I think they were telling a story about how a lawyer learned that the hard way because they, like, used it in their kit. Never happened at court. And then it was something that, like, literally never happened. But Chat GT Chat GPT was so convincing of every detail that you obviously need to, like, fact check.

[Bobby Bones]

We will talk to the boat in a few minutes for those wondering. And. And we have a lunchbox today, too.

[Mike]

Speaking of the boat, somebody on the boat had a. A picture of your. Of your AI.

[Bobby Bones]

Of your AI. What do you mean by Abby?

[Amy]

Oh, you're Your assistant.

[Mike]

The lady. The assistant.

[Bobby Bones]

But there's no picture of her.

[Mike]

She has an assistant picture. They said they made it up. They drew it.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's okay then.

[Mike]

It's pretty interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

Other terms. Well endowed.

[Mike]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

Packing. Isn't that what Abby said?

[Mike]

Yeah, that's one.

[Bobby Bones]

Abby uses gifted, but then the other one's like a part of hung. Like hung like a horse. Anyway, that's all that came up.

[Amy]

Stallion.

[Bobby Bones]

Not strapped, but that would be like a ver. Like a hog or. You say stallion. Weirdo.

[Mike]

Amy, what's with you these days?

[Ray]

Me? Yeah.

[Amy]

Y' all are the ones having this conversation. I was thinking is a stallion or a stud.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you doing hormone replacement therapy or hormone replacement therapy? Okay, moving on around the room. Amy, you're up.

[Amy]

Okie dokie. So I've been watching Love story and

[Bobby Bones]

something that I don't think you're a.

[Amy]

By the way, I know, it's just a joke. Something I've been seeing. I know. Something I've been seeing on like Tick Tock and Instagram is like everybody trying to recreate Carolyn Bessette's outfits, which are very 90s classic. You know, just like a simple black sweater or sleeveless turtleneck with like a, you know, midi skirt or just jeans and flip flop. Everything is very simple. And then I saw this whole article about how people are just obsessed with recreating her look. And one key thing people are considering is that they're not Carolyn Bessette. Like, she. It's almost like she had this iconic style, but there's. It's very simple. So it's really. So if I throw it on, I'm just gonna look like Amy in a black top and jeans? It's not going to be. Because when she would walk in the room, it was Carolyn Bessette that could. Demanded the attention and that happened to be what she was wearing. So it looked like this effortless chic style.

[Bobby Bones]

So who she was, what she looked like, what she was known for, who she was dating.

[BetterHelp Announcer]

Yes.

[Amy]

Like, or she ended up marrying like all the whole, like, she was a vibe. And I found the article to be interesting and just also. Yeah, share it with people to give yourself some grace. If you're kind of going your closet and trying to pull out your best shot at Carolyn Bessette and you're looking in the mirror and you're like, what? I'm not feeling it. Like, just remember, oh, yeah, you. You are not her. And I saw too that this Sunday in New and D.C. they're, they're hosting J.F. kennedy Jr lookalike.

[Bobby Bones]

Interesting way to call them because you

[Lunchbox]

went JFK,

[Mike]

just do the K, Amy. You're halfway there.

[Ray]

Two thirds of the way there were men.

[Amy]

I don't know why I did that. It's called, It's J. John F. Kennedy Jr. Lookalike contest is going to be taking place on Sunday in D.C. and New York. So if you happen to look like JFK Jr. Which if you do shout out

[Mike]

lucky

[Amy]

stallion, honestly, is he not like one of the most beautiful people to ever exist?

[Bobby Bones]

So I have thoughts on. When you're talking about Carolyn Basetta. I'm seeing guys dressed like that as well.

[Amy]

Like to talk to dress like him.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. The difference is he was him. And he was also really good looking.

[Amy]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby Bones]

And John F. Kennedy Jr. Like, there was the aura he was JFK's son. He was his own businessman. He was great looking, great hair, great face. Yeah. It just. It. It's like me putting on the clothes that the Rock wears and going, do I look like him?

[Mike]

Not even close.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like there's a lot of difference in just that.

[Mike]

Did she die with him?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Plane crash.

[Mike]

Wow. I want to watch Love Story. I like that kind of stuff.

[Amy]

You will love it.

[Bobby Bones]

I just know he was so good looking.

[Mike]

He was.

[Amy]

I know. That's what I'm saying. That's why I said, if you look like him, shout out.

[Bobby Bones]

There were just people back old days that were so good looking that if I were alive, then I'd have been like, wow, they're really good looking. I think

[Lunchbox]

old.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, black and white.

[Mike]

Oh, Audrey Hepburn, A plus. Yeah. Beautiful.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, as far as television women, like, when she was unbelievable.

[Mike]

Yeah. And it just. It was. It was hard to see really, how beautiful she was because everything was black

[Bobby Bones]

and white when I was a teenager. But I wasn't a teenager at the same time. I would have.

[Mike]

Oh, boy.

[Bobby Bones]

Marcia Brady as a teenager.

[Mike]

I would have.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I wouldn't have. Because she wouldn't have let me. But also. But I was watching that from, like, the 60s and 70s. But I was a teenager and I was like, that. That's. As a teenager. That's the hottest thing I've ever seen when she was a teenager. Yeah. It's crazy. You know what's coming up next week on the Bobbycast. I think Tuesday of next week, one of my childhood crushes. My interview with her, Danica McKellar, who played Winnie Cooper on Wonder Years.

[Ray]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

So really enjoyed it. But Ashlyn McBride's up now, but Danica McKellar will be on next week. Are you good over there?

[Lunchbox]

Good story.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, good. Done.

[Amy]

Yeah. That was my story.

[Bobby Bones]

I got one that you'll find interesting. I got two. Which one I want to go with. They buried El Mencho in a golden casket.

[Amy]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. What'd you think?

[Amy]

I thought, wow. I was. Then I was like, how do you even have a funeral for that guy? I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike]

What happens? Like, do they just give you his body back? Like, he's dead.

[Bobby Bones]

So I was like, did they ever lose his body? Like, I thought he died. I don't think they. I don't know what happened.

[Mike]

I'm just.

[Amy]

I mean. But does he go to a corner?

[Mike]

Yeah. Like, if you're a Criminal. And, like, you would normally go to jail if they caught you, but you're dead now, so you can't commit any more crimes. They just give you back to the family. I guess that's my question.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I would think whoever killed him, they just left him right there.

[Amy]

They're just like, okay, like, boom, boom, boom.

[Bobby Bones]

Dead. Move on.

[Mike]

Family can just take him back.

[Bobby Bones]

If not family, like the other cartel members grab his body and then.

[Amy]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

The leader of the.

[Amy]

Is this a story you thought I was going to like?

[Mike]

You like, elementary?

[Bobby Bones]

No. Interested in. Because you're so cartel.

[Jana Kramer]

Sorry.

[Amy]

The way you said it was like. I thought it was gonna be like, you know, mental health minded.

[Bobby Bones]

No, the one that you were gonna like is this one here. Men's penis is up 6 inches over the past 20 years.

[Mike]

Stallion.

[Bobby Bones]

Stallion. No, that's not. That's not a story.

[Mike]

Don't act.

[Bobby Bones]

Why are you acting? Yeah, why do you act like that?

[Lunchbox]

You're the one that.

[Bobby Bones]

You lead us here.

[Amy]

Y' all were all talking about it, and then I was like, oh, I don't know. Is it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you mumble under your breath, stallion. That's what it is.

[Mike]

And then you act like we're the crazy.

[BetterHelp Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And then we're the pervs.

[Ray]

And you're over there.

[Amy]

Y' all are you dirty.

[Mike]

Okay, all right.

[Bobby Bones]

The leader of the Jalisco new generation.

[Mike]

Jalisco.

[Amy]

Jalisco. The G is silent.

[Mike]

Come on, man. It's an H. It's a J. It's a J.

[Bobby Bones]

You're white. You stop.

[Amy]

No, but I'm sort of. My dad was fluent.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a J. You can't do. My dad was fluent. That's like saying I have black friends.

[Jana Kramer]

No, no, no.

[Amy]

I told you at my family reunion, we would go and I'd be like, dad, there's more Mexican people here than white. And he was like, that's our family. Like, they were just part.

[Bobby Bones]

They weren't like.

[Amy]

Not like blood, but just like.

[Bobby Bones]

Ah, so familiar.

[Amy]

Like, that's just like growing up in South Texas.

[Jana Kramer]

That'.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't know how to say it.

[Amy]

Oh, get this. There's a guy on the cruise, happened to be Mexican.

[Mike]

I met him.

[Amy]

Just saying that came up to me. He's like, hey, I've been wanting to tell you. Like, I. I used to work for your dad at Gatton.

[Bobby Bones]

No way.

[Amy]

College Station.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy.

[Amy]

Yeah. And he was like, yeah, Mr. Cliff. And he said that.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Amy]

He was like, yeah. And whenever y' all talk about how he was or him talking. He was like. He always was when they were building it. Like, a lot of the workers spoke Spanish, so my dad was always talking to them in Spanish. But my dad said if anybody got mistreated, my dad would, like, go off on people. And that he always took care of, like, the crew. And that just warmed my heart because I always knew that about my dad. But to be somewhat like, I'm there watching it, you know, So I. But I'm like popping in and like, seeing how my dad is with the crew and then to hear from an employee say, oh, no, that's literally how he was. That was cool.

[Bobby Bones]

That kind of makes me a little bit emotional. That's really cool. The first part was crazy that someone goes, I used to work for your dad. But then for them to like, confirm your best hopes and thoughts with some memory in there. Oh, man, that's awesome.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, your dad was awesome. Your dad was like, funny.

[Mike]

He was funny.

[Bobby Bones]

Your dad was just like, for an old man, wild.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And like, his, like, his. He was just like, ah. I don't know how to explain it.

[Jana Kramer]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Honestly, like, when I think about certain things, we don't really have a lot in common. But, like, he.

[Bobby Bones]

He only got to know him way later, like when we started getting together.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Your mom was awesome, too.

[Amy]

Yeah, she was. They both were. That's why he was trying to get back together with her when she was dying.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't. There were. There's probably a decade where I would just spend my birthday by myself because I didn't have any family or anything. And then I went to Amy's house once for my birthday and her mom made me a whole chicken fried steak dinner for my birthday.

[Amy]

Cream corn, that whole thing.

[Bobby Bones]

All my favorite things. I didn't really know what was going on. And I got there and it was like, we've done this. Yeah. Your mom's also.

[Amy]

Yeah, you did not want it. And then my mom was like, I

[Bobby Bones]

did not want it. I didn't want people going through effort for me. That's what it was about. I don't want people doing anything for me.

[Mike]

You're better. You're better now, about that a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

My wife has somewhat conditioned me to at least not be as vocally uncomfortable, even if I am. But yeah, no, yeah, your dad was. Your dad was awesome. Your mom was awesome. That's a really cool story about your dad.

[Amy]

Yeah. No, when he came up to me, I was like, okay. And then I would See him around the boat later, and it was like water. Eddie met him too, right?

[Mike]

I met him, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It goes to your dad.

[Mike]

No, no, no. The guy. The guy that works.

[Bobby Bones]

I've been way cooler. The story would have gotten even cooler at sea.

[Amy]

The guy we just. At sea.

[Bobby Bones]

So anyway, the Jalisco cartel, Jalisco gold casket. They had a whole service for him. What's so interesting? And if you go and you look and you listen to the Bobby cast with Mariana Van Zeller, I don't think better of how the cartel does what they do. It's terrible. They kill people in ways that are so quick. Thoughtless cruelty, absolute cruelty. Her spending time with them and talking about how it's generational and kids grow up and see their dads doing it because their grandpas did it. And it's just part of that culture. It's not. You go. And I'm going to go and decide to be a bad guy. Like, I guess I'm going to commit to being a bad guy. Like to hear her talk about that because she's been in it. I don't have a perspective that it's any more. Right. None of me does. But I think there's a bit of nuance to the people involved and how some of them have no choice but to be involved. Some of them are culturally involved from the second they're born.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I mean, wouldn't you say that's similar to all organized crime? Like mob a lot. Mobsters.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's kind of similar to everything in life. Like, really, whatever you see, your parents,

[Bobby Bones]

even religion, your church.

[Mike]

Yes, yes. And I'm not gonna drinking all of that.

[Bobby Bones]

If you like. Look, my grandma was Pentecostal. Very much so. Pentecostal. So when I was very young, I went to a. That's what I was. I was a Pentecostal kid because I went to Pentecostal church all the time. And then later, after she got sick, I went to Baptist church all the time. But it's like I was born in that. So that's what I was. And I didn't know until I got later. Until later that that was kind of crazy when they were speaking in tongues. I don't know who they're speaking to. You ever see people speaking tongues? Yes, I've seen it. It's crazy. And hey, however you want to connect, good for you. You ain't hurting anybody. Let it rip. But, man, if I see that now, I'm like, oh.

[Mike]

I think what's funny is watching kids see it for the first Time. Like, what is. What are they doing? Because it's. Yeah, it's different. It's strange.

[Bobby Bones]

It's shocking.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And I again will say I'm not comparing being the cartel to church. I'm just comparing to you are the environment you're brought up in a lot of times. And it's a really. I hope if you're not interested, don't go. I don't care. But if you are interested, go back and listen to that bobbycast. Just wherever the Bobby cast feed. And it's really good. But even her talking about the hackers, man, I think about that hurts my heart. Like, these people living in these countries, they are so poor and they're taught how to do this to Americans because everybody in America is rich. And it doesn't hurt us if we lose a little bit of money. This is how they're taught. And then when she was talking to them, she was like, why do you feel like it's okay? And they're like, have you seen how much money they have? And she's like, what? She goes, some of them have a thousand dollars. Like, to them, that's 10 million because they have so little. And also, if my kid was hungry, I would steal. I would.

[Mike]

Yes, we all would, for sure.

[Bobby Bones]

So, yeah, that's what's up. I think about that a lot. That's a cool story about your dad and Jalisco.

[Mike]

Jalisco. And if you can't go, that's better, man. Last night, speaking of that, my kids were asking me to roll my R because they can't do it. They think it's hilarious when I roll my Rs. Like saying my name. Eduardo.

[Amy]

Eduardo.

[Mike]

Eduardo. And they're like, they all tried. They couldn't do it. It's so funny.

[Bobby Bones]

The other story that I really thought you would like is Chick Fil A change their waffle fries.

[Amy]

Due to backlash, they change them back. I want to read you because I liked the improvement.

[Bobby Bones]

Take a breath. Take a breath. Chick Fil A's reverse course and removed pea starch from their waffle potato fries. They've added it while to keep the fries crispier.

[Amy]

And it was working.

[Bobby Bones]

Customers have been complaining about it ever since.

[Mike]

That's the extra crisp you're talking about?

[Amy]

Yes. It's like a. Just like a cocaine.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, so you don't like this story then?

[Amy]

Correct. Like, well, I mean, listen, I liked their fries either way, but I was enjoying the crunch.

[Bobby Bones]

Chick Fil A's announced they have removed pea starch from their waffle potato Fries.

[Amy]

I mean, I'm fine with it. Cause I'm down for one less ingredient, you know, J.F.

[Bobby Bones]

kennedy, man.

[Mike]

Chef Kennedy Jr.

[Bobby Bones]

They added it two years ago to help Fry stay crispier. But that was not a popular move. Customers complained about the texture and flavor. They've been pushing for them to change to their original recipe. And so effective immediately.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

People magazine. Wow.

[Amy]

A company listening to the People. Maybe Chex Mix will listen next.

[Mike]

What did they do again?

[Amy]

They changed their flavor profile of their cheese Cheddar flavored Chex Mixed.

[Bobby Bones]

You might be the only one, though, complaining about that.

[Amy]

I'm not, because I posted about it.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy's like, I'm not on a Facebook message board. We're a group, a lot of us. Okay.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. Okay. We're now going to go and check in with the boat, everybody.

[Mike]

Good, good.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

Ship.

[Mike]

That's a cruise ship.

[Bobby Bones]

Cruise ship. Let's check in with everybody. Solar roll call today. Morgan.

[Amy]

Hello.

[Mike]

Hello.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, we got Morgan. Scuba. Yo, yo, yo. I felt like Scuba has to be the most tired because he's got to serve dual roles. He's out there, he's hosting some stuff, but he's also got to manage everything. And also him and I, like, are doing. Are doing show stuff. Scuba and I are talking about show stuff constantly.

[Mike]

Yeah, I got emails from him this morning, too.

[Bobby Bones]

I got client stuff from him. We're. Let's watch. You didn't agree with that?

[Lunchbox]

No, no. Scuba ain't managing nothing.

[Mike]

Well.

[Scuba]

I would. I would say mentally tired more than anything. I think that, like, Lunchbox and Morgan are mentally and physically tired. Having to run all over this other place and talk to lots of different people. I mean, on a fair level, we're all drowned with everything.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I just didn't. I mean, he hadn't. He's. He's not like, running me and Morgan. Like, he's not managing us.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, he's not making sure that you get to places.

[Amy]

There's other people.

[Lunchbox]

We have other people for that because Scuba has places. He has to be like, that's what I'm saying. Like, he has.

[Bobby Bones]

That's. That's what I was saying.

[Lunchbox]

But that's what I'm saying. He doesn't have to worry about us. He hasn't worried about us. We see him at dinner, but I'll

[Scuba]

just text him every once in a while.

[Bobby Bones]

If something goes wrong, they go to Scuba and go, can you get. We need this.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Ray]

There has been times where Scuba's been the guy where you're looking for that text message. And he goes, hey, lunch. And Ray, here's your breakdown of the most confusing schedule ever. These are the two things you need to do. This is all you need to know. And I've thanked him so many times. I'm like, dude, if you. Without that text. We really didn't understand the schedule.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Anyway, I'm wasting time on all that. But everybody's tired.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not going to argue Tomato tomorrow.

[Bobby Bones]

You've already argued. You already set aside.

[Lunchbox]

I'm on a boat, man. There's no arguing on a boat. Ship.

[Bobby Bones]

So today. Yeah, whatever it is.

[Mike]

Oh, boy.

[Bobby Bones]

Scuba today. Where are you guys? Thursday.

[Scuba]

We are in between. Sorry, we're in between Bimini and our port at Fort Lauderdale. We're like, right in the middle of it.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw that Bimini May had a hotel on it.

[Scuba]

Yeah, they did. They have Resorts World, which is where we were posted up for that Bimini thing yesterday. And they even rented us a hotel room to use for showers, which no one used. And I saw people from our company using it instead of us.

[Lunchbox]

Shocking.

[Amy]

Heck, yeah. I would have used.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, if they rent. If they rented you one, why didn't you use it, Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

Because it was 15 minutes from the beach. Like, we hadn't. There was. They were like, if you want to go in between events to the hotel room. But it would have made no sense. Like we were on a beach and they were like, you can go shower. And I'm like, no, but I'm on a beach. Like, it made no sense. It was really, I think, rented for other people in our company that are on this boat ship to go hang out by the pool at the resort.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, let me ask a question, Lunchbox. I'll start with you.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you having fun?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, man, I'm having a lot of fun. I'm having a lot of fun.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't sound like it's like every day it feels like you get angrier.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. I mean, I'm having a lot of fun, but there's things that are like, what? Like, I just don't understand why we would rent a hotel room. And it really feels like there's people from our company on this boat that wanted to go hang out at a resort and they went and hung out at a resort.

[Bobby Bones]

So your frustrations are like, I can't

[Lunchbox]

get a drink package, but we're renting hotel rooms for these people to go hang out at a resort.

[Bobby Bones]

Your frustrations are very much work related.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. Not frustrating, else. No. Everything else is awesome. Oh, it's awesome.

[Mike]

I'm confused. Is he being sarcast? No, no, no.

[Amy]

I think he's serious. Like the gambling, the listeners, the drinking, the fun. He likes all that.

[Lunchbox]

That is awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

If you were just there on vacation.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh. It would be incredible. Incredible if I didn't have a care in the world. Oh, it'd be amazing because we haven't

[Bobby Bones]

got to talk to you the last couple days. Cause you were doing like, naked dude bingo or something.

[Scuba]

No, I did too.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no, no. I did Quincy bingo. Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I thought it was naked dude bingo.

[Lunchbox]

I did Tequila sunrise bingo. And let me tell you, that was the most packed event they've had on this ship.

[Ray]

And I can confirm it was. People said Bazer couldn't even go down there and see him. There was that many people at it.

[Lunchbox]

And they said it was the largest jackpot in the ship's history for the bingo.

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Lunchbox]

Because there were so many people. It's how many people signed up to play. That's how they determine the jackpot. And it was the biggest jackpot in ship history. But what about.

[Scuba]

They're moving it to the theater for this next one.

[Bobby Bones]

What about the boozy part? Like, what, is everybody drunk in the morning to do it?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. There's like a special tequila drink for that bingo that you can buy at that bar.

[Amy]

Yeah, Tequila Sunrise.

[Bobby Bones]

Sounds fun. People drink in the morning. They drink tequila, dude, all around the clock.

[Lunchbox]

On a ship, there is no night and day. It is just day. It is just drink. It's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Or is it always just night?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, it could be all night. I don't know. It doesn't matter. But everybody's always got booze in their hand.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you gone to any shows, Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

I've been to every show, man. I've been seeing every artist.

[Bobby Bones]

Who's been the best? No, Keith Urban, because he's obviously the best.

[Lunchbox]

But I would say Scotty McCreary was pretty good. I'd never seen him before. And then I'm gonna tell you what. Leanne rhymes. She can still sing. She can still.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I forgot I saw that clip of her yesterday singing. She good. She do all the hits.

[Lunchbox]

Did all the hits. She was really good. And I mean, crowd loved it. They were into it.

[Bobby Bones]

That's pretty cool.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I would say those were the two best.

[Bobby Bones]

Besides Keith, what's been your highlight? Three moments from the cruise.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh. Drinking, gambling, and. No, I haven't done any of that. I haven't done any of that.

[Mike]

Nothing. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Geez. What's the third? Oh, and beach, man, the beach is awesome. These beaches we go to. Like, look, I'm not a beach guy, but this might be the type of beach I need. Where it is not too hot, the water's a little chilly, but when you get in, it is fantastic in the Water.

[Mike]

Whoa.

[Lunchbox]

I've never seen water like this. It is, like, so cool blue. It is like. And there's different shades. Oh, it's awesome, man.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw a clip yesterday. It could have just been a bad video. It looked like you wiped out running into the water.

[Lunchbox]

Well, yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Morgan wanted to film a TikTok of running into the water, but nobody.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you drunk?

[Amy]

He's slurring.

[Mike]

Oh, for sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you think he's drunk?

[Mike]

For sure he's slurring.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no, no. It's a boat. No, it's because the boat rocks and my mouth goes one way.

[Bobby Bones]

No, seriously, listen. It's okay if you are. It's different than if you were in here drunk. If you were in here drunk, we'd have a problem. Are you drunk right now? No, no.

[Lunchbox]

But I do appreciate the listeners looking out for me that have drink packages that have been handing me drinks this morning. Drinks. I mean, I really do appreciate that. That goes a long way. But, no, I didn't know there was a drop off in the ocean. So I'm running, running, and I step, and there's no ocean. I just blew up. And then guess what? My sunglasses went out to sea.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a cliff. It was like a cliff.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, there was a big cliff and a blah.

[Mike]

Like a drop off.

[Bobby Bones]

Did anybody else know and didn't tell you?

[Morgan]

No, he was told. He just didn't listen.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. Well, here's the thing. They said there is one, but they didn't tell me where and when. You're running in a video, you don't have time to do easy steps.

[Mike]

It's a good point.

[Lunchbox]

I'm trying to just make the video

[Bobby Bones]

and you can walk out and see first before the video because it's so clear. Yeah, it's. It's not like you're shooting at J.J. abrams. You got one take explosion.

[Mike]

Wait, were those the sunglasses you. Where'd you buy those sunglasses? You just bought them, didn't you?

[Lunchbox]

I just bought them in Key west, man. They lasted me three days. Yeah. So they are gone. They're out to sea. Rest in peace.

[Bobby Bones]

Something that we've been talking about the last couple days is. And I know our listeners have heard me say this, I'm going to just say it again. Initially, whenever we were doing this cruise, we were going to split everybody up, so everybody had, like, really good energy for a couple days at a time. Eddie and I were going to go for three. Amy and Morgan were going to come in and Then you and Ray wasn't Ray at the time, but you and Scuba or whomever are going to do the last part. My question to you is, next week or next year, do you still want to do all seven days next year?

[Lunchbox]

I am on for all seven days.

[Bobby Bones]

So you want to do it?

[Lunchbox]

I want to do it. I want to be on here all seven days.

[Bobby Bones]

I had a little bit of guilt because I didn't know if you were just so exhausted. Oh.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm exhausted, but I want to be here for all seven days because it is so freaking fun. It is so fun.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray, what about you?

[Ray]

Yeah, for me and Bazer, I went to Jamaica a couple months ago on our vacation during the Christmas holiday, and we can't do more than four nights for five days. So, like, honestly, it is almost SOS mode right now. People are between me and Bazer. People are losing their voices. People are dying out here, man. Get us back to land.

[Amy]

So. So it's confirmed that next year's cruise is seven. Like, is the.

[Bobby Bones]

I have no idea. I just know that so many people signed up initially. Well, for this one, it filled the second one. There have been so many people sign up even on the boat and listeners that I know we're doing it. We've already signed Riley Greene to be the. That wanted, like the Keith Urban type artist. The big one. And we'll sign others.

[Lunchbox]

But we got others. We already signed others.

[Scuba]

You can't talk about those yet, but I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, they're on the website. I can look right now.

[Scuba]

Oh, they put them up there.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, they were on the. They were on the sheet of paper there they were handing out.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Randy Houser, Lauren, Elena.

[Lunchbox]

Yep. There's another one.

[Scuba]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Fun. I bet she's fun.

[Bobby Bones]

Why do they always bring someone that they have to, like, separate me from?

[Mike]

Wait, I saw that name.

[Bobby Bones]

Chris Young. It's like they do it on purpose. They're gonna get Levi's, make sure that we're not around each other. They're gonna bring in Chris Young, make sure we're not around each other. Bo. That'd be good. That's cool. They're already signing these artists. That'd be fun.

[Mike]

And then lunchbox for seven days.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I've already signed up for the seven day package. I already got my hat. I renewed for 27.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's cool. That's cool that you've had such a good time.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, man. I mean, these listeners are bananas, though. They are bananas. What are you Crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean?

[Lunchbox]

They just want it. They all. I mean, they got non stop. They just go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[Bobby Bones]

It's their vacation though.

[Lunchbox]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Like for us it's a bit different because you have things in a schedule and things you have to do. They get to go to sleep or take a nap in the middle of three hours and you guys have to go and like host things and you know, host outside beach events and.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah. And you're right. And they do. And I will be complimentary of some of the. They're like, I don't know how you guys do it. Us, we just lounge around on chairs and you guys gotta go, go, go, go. I'm like mad respect because they actually realize that we're working. Some of them are like, oh my gosh, why are you tired? We're on it. We're doing a party. And I'm like, well, I'm working too,

[Bobby Bones]

but maybe one day of the seven I can get it just blocked out where you have to do nothing except you just get to go and not. Not host. But you can, you can participate in. But bingo.

[Amy]

That's a good.

[Lunchbox]

I like that. Bingo. Wait, wait, I thought you said everything. I didn't hear. But sorry. Yeah, no, I don't want to do. But bingo. Yeah, that'd be great.

[Mike]

How's the family, dude?

[Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you remember you have kids and stuff?

[Lunchbox]

All my family back home. I talked to my wife the beginning of the week. The middle kid had strep, she had strap.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh my God, you're gone. And they have strap.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So she was dying and she had to get into baseball and basketball games and baseball practice, birthday parties. But she powered through and then now the youngest one has croup.

[Bobby Bones]

What is that the cough? Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

She had to stick his head in the freezer.

[Bobby Bones]

She didn't shut it.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, you. Well, we found out that what you're supposed to do when he had it over Christmas is if he doesn't have the wheezing. So you don't go to that. Have to go to the hospital. You just stick their head in the freezer and the cold air will help the breathing.

[Amy]

We are not doctors. We are not doctors.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait a minute. Yeah, I'd like to say I do have a PhD but not MD. When you have the croup, usually you don't get it again for a couple years. Antibodies.

[Amy]

I have no idea.

[Bobby Bones]

Any disease. Right. Like if you get a cold, you don't usually get one. The Next week because your body is fine.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, strep. Don't tell that to strep. We've been getting it a lot.

[Amy]

I think his household is a little different.

[Mike]

Yeah, Petri dish.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. But eventually everybody gets it, and then you're immune again.

[Amy]

I think we've determined his household is a little different.

[Bobby Bones]

But you're right about the freezer thing.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's breathing in cold air.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Usually if you don't have cold air, you just like. If you live in a cold place like Massachusetts and it's snowing, you can go outside.

[Bobby Bones]

Great point.

[Mike]

Good example.

[Ray]

Great point.

[Bobby Bones]

Shout out Massachusetts.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Well, I talked to some people. I talked to some Massachusetts people on the boat, and they were talking about how they just got a bunch of snow when they were on the boat. They're like, we look and we got four more inches. And I'm like, oh, that's why it was on top of mind. You know what I mean?

[Bobby Bones]

Are you happy that you're not home during all that?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no, I feel bad that I'm not home. Heck, yeah, I'm happy. Are you kidding me?

[Mike]

Woohoo.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Ray]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It's hard. It's hard talking to the family when you're on the boat because you're just like, how's everything going out there? You don't want to act like.

[Bobby Bones]

You gotta act like.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And I tell my wife, oh, man, this is miserable. I haven't had any fun at all.

[Mike]

Yeah, it rained the other day.

[Bobby Bones]

He's slurring, though, to her. I haven't had any fun. How was that? You know what looked cool? The rain.

[Lunchbox]

We were inside when it rained.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I'm saying. On the boat, like, you just go out on the. Like the deck or the veranda, as they would call. I called mine veranda Lambert. I would be out on Brandon Lambert. And if it like. That'd be a cool place for the rain when you're out at the sea. Yeah, it was so cool because it

[Mike]

doesn't last that long, right, guys?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Because you drive out of it. Well, I mean, it scared me because I had the door open and I heard the boos.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And I was like, whoa, what was that? And then it started raining. I was like, oh, that's cool.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I watched a lightning strike out in the middle of the ocean. It was the coolest thing I've ever seen.

[Bobby Bones]

Scuba, any chance you got to go to the pilot captain deck?

[Lunchbox]

I have not.

[Scuba]

No. Because we were supposed to shoot a video when you Were here the first day and do, like, a whole behind the scenes tour. And then they said we couldn't go anywhere behind the scenes. And I think that was part of it, so we canceled it. Yeah, I haven't been able to see it. I was curious myself to check it out.

[Bobby Bones]

You want some breaking news?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Britney Spears. Britney Spears arrested in California for DUI from tmz.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

My girl Britney Spears was arrested in Ventura County. Ventura County, California, Wednesday night for a dui. The pop star was handcuffed by the California highway patrol. Imagine those cops getting to arrest Brittany. You know, they're like, this is crazy. They can't say it cause of body cam, but, you know, like, hey, hey, hey. This is crazy.

[Mike]

It's Britney.

[Bobby Bones]

It's freaking Britney Spears. The pop star was handcuffed 9:30pmshe was booked by the sheriff's department around 3am she was released from jail around 6am TMZ has reached out for her team for comment. Anything else on that, Mike? That's it.

[Mike]

I hate that.

[Amy]

I do, too. So everybody obviously okay.

[Lunchbox]

It wasn't like a. I don't think Brittany's okay.

[Amy]

Well, I know she's not okay, but, I mean, if you're drunk driving, like, you could hit somebody. You could. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You could be hurt somebody also yourself.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Morgan, what good happened yesterday?

[Morgan]

Oh, well, it's. Honestly, meeting all the listeners has been the most fun part. Like, everybody just has all different stories, connections to the show. Like, the things that they come up and tell us is truly. They feel like they're our friends, and it's fun to see them get to have this, like, cool experience with people. Like, they're hanging out with us.

[Laura Vanderkam]

We're playing.

[Morgan]

We're gambling with them. We're laying by the pool with them. We're on the beach with them, and they. They just feel like that's the coolest thing ever. And it's really fun to be part of that and to, like, be part of the one who. Who they think is a friend. Like, you know, I'm a small part in this. And you guys, like, they talk about all the stories and connections with you guys, and that's probably been the coolest part of all of this, is just the fact that we've gotten really a chance to hang out with our listeners for, like, the first time ever. How many in this capacity?

[Bobby Bones]

How many times did you see the people that gave you the money?

[Morgan]

Oh, I saw them a lot. Saw them at the beach yesterday, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Do they.

[Morgan]

They were gambling on the Beach.

[Amy]

You can gamble on the beach?

[Morgan]

Yeah, at the Resorts World. There was a casino.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh. So do they want you to keep gambling? Did they want. Did you. Do you make the deal of giving half the money back?

[Morgan]

I haven't done anything yet that's going to happen today because we're on the boat all day today, so I'm planning to go back into the casino and find them.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you gamble at all?

[Morgan]

I didn't yesterday.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Morgan]

I was a busy day yesterday.

[Bobby Bones]

Raymundo, did you gamble at all?

[Ray]

Yeah, I did. I believe the. We couldn't the first day. Maybe it was the second. And that was. That's when I did my thing. I did a thousand dollars and cashed out. Bazer woke up. She's never seen so much money on the kitchen table before. She maybe's giving back about 80 of it, but, yeah, sitting pretty heavy at about a thousand right now.

[Bobby Bones]

What'd you start with?

[Ray]

We came with only. We could only take out 200 at the ATM. I gave her 120 for a slot machine. She lost it 120 seconds, and I had $80 to play craps. And I mean, I played all night with a couple listeners. Just kept throwing. I mean, we were hitting tens and fours. When that's happening, there's no stopping you. And it was phenomenal. Yeah. So I haven't gambled in a year. And then a thousand dollars.

[Morgan]

Oh, and one of the times when. When Ray was there, I rolled three sevens on the company, like the opening crabs.

[Mike]

Dang, she knows what she's talking about.

[Bobby Bones]

Three sevens.

[Mike]

Like.

[Morgan]

Yeah, like three in a row on the opening roll.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. Got it. That's a winner on the opening roll. That's a winner.

[BetterHelp Announcer]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

It was huge.

[Bobby Bones]

And people.

[Morgan]

And that was after, though I did throw the dice off the table a few times because I didn't know what to do.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray, you've won $800 that your total ate up.

[Ray]

Yeah, yeah. Just kind of at times betting against the table, which is what I teach people I hate.

[Bobby Bones]

Sometimes I want to punch.

[Amy]

What does that mean?

[Bobby Bones]

So you can bet that the table wins or you can bet the table loses. That don't come. And so when someone bets that, everybody hates them because the whole table is like rooting for the whole table.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

There's always like.

[Amy]

That's the fun part.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. And there's one person who bets against the whole table, so when everybody else loses, they're happy. That's what Ray was doing.

[Amy]

Oh, vibe kill.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But I mean, he was winning.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Ray]

And I Also, I mean, that's. Also I was able to teach people. I. Maybe I wasn't even a class and I was just doing it for free. And so there was easily 10 to 15 people every night. Every night I'm teaching how to play craps. I said, it's just like the stock market. People make it complicated. Either you're rooting for the seven originally or you're rooting for the seven every time after that. Which one would you like? I'll always do every time after that. And so that's why I won a thousand dollars and taught tons of people the game of craps.

[Mike]

Did you?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's not really teaching the.

[Mike]

That's.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a.

[Ray]

It's simplifying a complicated board that nobody understood. And they just said, wow. Nobody's explained it to me like that. And I said, yeah, fair enough. That's also what the government does. They don't want you to understand the stock market.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow, okay.

[Mike]

That's true.

[Lunchbox]

Good point.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, I love wading into this area. Did you get a new ha.

[Ray]

No, I've had the Detroit Tigers. And it's the easiest thing because then you don't have to say where you're from. People know where you're from. Detroit, Michigan, it's all the same thing. And then they're also. They know it's me. There's not the question. Oh, my gosh. Are you Eddie? Oh, are you Bobby? Which I've gotten a couple times. Not Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Trust me, you've not gotten that one time.

[Ray]

I have, I have. So why are you.

[Amy]

Why do you lie about it?

[Ray]

Oh, well, not lie, but I mean,

[Amy]

is it one of the elderly people?

[Ray]

Gotta be more specific.

[Bobby Bones]

Are they blind?

[Amy]

I don't know. But I mean, like one of the 80 year olds that can't see as well?

[Ray]

Yeah, I think it's some. I mean, honestly, some of them really don't even know we look like. And a lot of these people haven't hooked up WI fi, so they haven't been seeing videos. So are you Bob? You not. You wear the Detroit hat. They know Ray Michigan, that dude. But I've had so many ladies, my best part has been the pool in the hot tub. Because I will get in the hot tub with Bazer and it'll be me and her and in about 30 minutes it's me and eight women and then I'll go to the pool and it's me and Bazer chilling there. Next thing you know, it is mean about 10 women and we're having the best conversations of all time. So like whatever reason, talking about anyway, surrogacy, breast cancer, everything. Overcoming adversity, losing husbands. How do you do? And then you book a cruise the next day. I mean, I've had the deepest conversations with these women. But the thing is, I can't marry them all. I'm already married when I told them, but I said for this cruise, I can hear your stories, I can hear you out and I can tell it on the radio. That's the best I can do.

[Bobby Bones]

He can't marry them all, guys.

[Ray]

He did.

[Bobby Bones]

He is right.

[Amy]

But for the moment, he can be in ear.

[Bobby Bones]

But do you know why I asked if that was a new hat? No. Do you guys know why I asked?

[Lunchbox]

Because he has a sticker.

[Bobby Bones]

All the stickers are covering the bottom of it like it's 1996 and he's a member of 2 Live Crew.

[Ray]

You can make fun of me all you want. I've had so many people. Morgan can attest to this as well. Say you are hands down the hottest guy on the ship.

[Mike]

Wow. Hottest guy on the ship.

[Lunchbox]

Morgan has the quality.

[Ray]

Morgan, what is the quote?

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah, this is funny. Woman came up to me, she goes, I didn't realize Ray was such a hot tamale.

[Lunchbox]

Morgan, was she.

[Bobby Bones]

Was she one of those that couldn't see?

[Morgan]

Yeah, maybe. We were teetering a little bit there.

[Scuba]

She was like 77.

[Bobby Bones]

That's fine.

[Mike]

Sorry, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray, do you think you're the hottest guy on the boat?

[Ray]

I would say, yeah. Who is one of the Parmalees dudes, He's pretty good looking. The lead singer.

[Bobby Bones]

But Matt, other. No, I mean, I. I was gonna

[Ray]

say, I think in like 45 minutes. I've already. Bazer's already booked. We're doing the hot tub again with a couple ladies.

[Amy]

So it's on the schedule.

[Ray]

No, it's not. It's unscheduled. We'll just go out there, we'll do the hot tub pool. That's where they know how to find us. So they say, we always know. You and Baes are gonna be out here with the mimosas and. Really?

[Bobby Bones]

Yep. Do you lead with ladies? I can't marry you all.

[Ray]

But no, we start light and then next thing you know, we're hearing about, you know, the one lady, she's. She loved being pregnant so much.

[Bobby Bones]

She said that she asked you for another.

[Ray]

She said she's had like four of her own kids and she's carried for four of her friends. She's had. She's given Birth eight times. And the dude said he's actually addicted to pregnancy because he'll actually feel the depression. He feels the mood swings. He said it's almost like he's giving birth when she goes through the birthing process.

[Mike]

What?

[Morgan]

So there.

[Amy]

So she's married, right?

[Ray]

So she's married. We met the dude, and they said. But I was, like, kidding. I said, oh, you guys could carry our kid. And they said, no, but eight times. And she said. I. She said, I love the process of being pregnant. I'm addicted to it.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, Lunchbox.

[Amy]

Interesting deal.

[Lunchbox]

That's me.

[Bobby Bones]

Who's the hottest guy on the cruise?

[Lunchbox]

Prime Me.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Ray]

I just wondered.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know, but,

[Amy]

I mean, Ray's had it.

[Lunchbox]

I haven't been hanging out at the pool, you know, because every time I go to the pool, it's pretty crowded. So I don't know where that Ray ever gets there first. But, yeah, I don't know. I haven't been to the pool because there's so many people.

[Mike]

Same.

[Lunchbox]

It's, like, so crowded and people are jamming, and I'm like, well, there's not a spot for me, all right? And I don't have time.

[Bobby Bones]

Classic.

[Lunchbox]

Too busy working, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you guys getting any naps in?

[Lunchbox]

No. Good grief, no.

[Ray]

No. We tried before dinner yesterday. We all went to dinner last night together, but the nap was impossible. Your mind's racing. We're in Bimini. We're doing conch. We were chilling on a golf cart in the most beautiful water you've ever seen. How are you supposed to take a nap after that?

[Mike]

You ate conch?

[Amy]

Yeah, that's an aphrodisiac.

[Bobby Bones]

And they all had sex.

[Scuba]

We went to a local for that.

[Ray]

We were.

[Scuba]

We were leaving the Bimini thing, and we got on a golf cart with a local dude, and I had a bargain with him. We got on there, I asked him for some smoke. He hooked it up. We went to.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Scuba]

Yeah. I got on the thing, and I was like, hey, man, I said, you got some smoke?

[Mike]

He goes.

[Scuba]

He goes, yeah, my brother over there got some smoke. You got 20? I said, I don't know. Let me see what it looks like. He pops it over. It looks like a little, small, little pinner. I was like, give me five bucks for that. And he goes, no, man, 20. And I said, I'll give you five. And we drove away. And he goes, fine, 15. And I was like, I'll take it. So we took it. It was. I don't know what it was. It was a Jeffrey. It had all kinds of stuff inside of it.

[Bobby Bones]

None of us knows what any of that means.

[Amy]

And also, this sounds very dangerous not to scuba.

[Scuba]

Not done it before in other islands.

[Mike]

We're good.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I trust scuba to make bad decisions. Cause I feel like he's made enough to know what you're bad and what you're really bad.

[Mike]

I mean, and scuba, you know what

[Lunchbox]

you're looking for, so.

[Bobby Bones]

By the way, conch isn't a drug, right?

[Amy]

No, it's not.

[Mike]

It's a fish.

[Bobby Bones]

This is how clueless I am. Yeah, we're gonna do some conch.

[Mike]

That's why I was confused. I asked about conch, and then he started talking about whatever he.

[Scuba]

I want to give you the full scope of how we got to that point.

[Bobby Bones]

I was like, do you conch?

[Scuba]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Ray]

So.

[Scuba]

So everyone was going to the left. We went to the right. We went into town, where everyone actually lives in Bimini. Which, by the way, if you guys like sports, you know VJ Edgecombe.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, the basketball.

[Scuba]

Yeah, the rookie from the Sixers. That's. That's like their king. He. He's from Bimini. And so they all praise him. And, yeah, he's from here. So they're all excited about that guy.

[Bobby Bones]

He's really good. And they didn't expect to be that good that quick. Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Scuba]

So that was pretty cool to hear about. We talked about that. We get to the conch place, and then it's a local guy, and you walk up, and there's a guy named Marcus drinking rum punch. And he's over there, and he goes right out into the ocean, and he grabs those. You know, those shells where it's kind of like. Looks like you put it to your ear and you can hear the ocean.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Scuba]

So that's what. He grabs one of those, pulls out this snail. Looks like snatch. He grabs it. He pulls out some sort of, like, little, like. Like, clear liquid thing for the scuba.

[Bobby Bones]

Thinks he's doing his alternative show right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[Scuba]

And he pulls up this clear, liquid, like, vertebrae. And it's me, Ray, my wife, and Ray's wife at this point. And we eat that. We eat the whole thing. They're chopping it up. And then we hear from Lunchbox, which we won't get into all of his other stuff.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. But I said, hey, where are you guys at? And they said, we're at Smitty's. It's a bar in town. And I told our golf cart with Our guy from our company. I'm like, hey, can you drop me off at Smitty's and our company, man? No, we have to go right back to the ship. We are not allowed to go anywhere else. I'm like, we have three hours. He goes, no, we cannot. And I'm like, let me off. So then I had to walk through Bimini looking for a bar. I mean, I'm just on the side of the road, like, oh, my gosh. I'm never gonna find this place. Here we go. And then I found Smitty's.

[Scuba]

He comes up, and Marcus goes, you know that white boy right now? And I said, yeah, I know him.

[Lunchbox]

And he comes up, walking, and he goes, you want some I rum punch, man? Go inside, get a cup. And I bet you I saw my rum punch. I didn't have any of his rum punch. That sounded dangerous, Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, Amy.

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[Scuba]

It was, like, in a plastic jug wrapped in a bag, and we're like, I don't take your smoke. But they don't trust that liquid.

[Mike]

So how did he cook the conch? Like, was it fried or cook it.

[Scuba]

It's raw, dude.

[Lunchbox]

Raw.

[Scuba]

He chopped it right up there for you. You can add tomatoes if you want, or onions, but I have mine with just the meat and onions. Oh, dude. It was freaking phenomenal.

[Lunchbox]

Delicious.

[Scuba]

And I bought some for our driver, Richie, who was a nice dude. Yeah. It was a phenomenal local experience.

[Lunchbox]

And the only problem is, scuba didn't have enough money, so we had to stay there as hostages, and they had to take Scuba to the atm.

[Bobby Bones]

They had to take him to get the money.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah.

[Scuba]

Because I needed money. I was the only one that had cash, but I didn't have enough cash, so I had to pay the driver but also pay for the conch. So they took me to Conch. It's conch. No, it's not conch.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh.

[Mike]

It's conqueror.

[Scuba]

It's conch. Yeah. A thousand percent, huh?

[Mike]

Okay.

[Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Trust me.

[Lunchbox]

I. I don't.

[Scuba]

It's conch.

[Bobby Bones]

Did lunchbox make a noise or.

[Lunchbox]

I was gonna try to argue, but I don't know.

[Scuba]

All you want is con.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. I was gonna argue with. Hey, I was gonna argue on your behalf, but I don't know.

[Scuba]

Okay?

[Lunchbox]

So I didn't want to.

[Bobby Bones]

I tend to like Scuba.

[Mike]

Sure. Why not?

[Bobby Bones]

He's man.

[Ray]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

He's island man, and he just ate it yesterday.

[Bobby Bones]

And I'm conquer, you know? Yeah.

[Scuba]

Since I was nine years old, dude. I'm from Florida. And then so we did all that and then we got back to the boat. But I would tell you this one thing, man. Our staff, sure, whatever. They make it so stressful. More stressful than it needs to be because they are on you hard about everything. And we're adults. We get to our stuff. We've never been late for anything, but they try to kill a little bit of the vibe. And I feel bad for someone like Lunchbox who's trying to enjoy stuff. And he keeps getting the s end of the stick on everything that we do. And it's mostly on their behalf with their stress levels.

[Bobby Bones]

Why do you think? Again, we've had this conversation where he gets a bad card, gets a bad room. Why is that,

[Scuba]

Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. Do you have an opinion?

[Scuba]

Everything he's done, there has been some sort of problem to it for him. And whereas me, Ray, and Morgan, yeah, we have some humps in the road, but nearly nowhere as bad as it has been for Lunchbox on everything that he does.

[Mike]

I mean, I guess I feel like it's easy. Like he gets on air and trashes everything that they do. Like the whole planning process. He trashed the organizers on what they were doing already, so of course they're going to make it harder for him.

[Lunchbox]

Well, guys, they didn't do a good job organizing it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, here we go.

[Mike]

See?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And he wonders why I can't believe

[Bobby Bones]

they're not nice to me. All right, well, I'm back at it. What's up today? Before we let you guys go? What's up today?

[Morgan]

Oh, I'm about to go do boozy bingo.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my God, they're going to die.

[Amy]

Yeah, they are crazy. I don't know.

[Ray]

Lunch has tequila at like 3pm yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Tequila tasting, baby.

[Mike]

How are you guys going to adjust to the real world when you get back?

[Scuba]

Or not? We're staying here.

[Lunchbox]

I'm coming back. We're getting on another cruise ship.

[Scuba]

We're doing this for a living now.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, we'll talk to you guys tomorrow. Good to see everybody. Talk to you guys soon.

[Lunchbox]

Bye.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, they're gone. That's gonna do it for us. Thank you, everybody, for being here, and we will see you guys tomorrow. Bye. Guys,

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