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Jeremy Scott
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley season one.
Bobby Bones
Every time I hear about my dad is, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
Jeremy Scott
I was becoming the bridge between Jeremy Scott and the son he'd never known.
Bobby Bones
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
Jeremy Scott
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Bobby Bones
The Bobby Bones Show. Come on. I think we should start with last night, where we are. I don't know. I was up all night. I fell asleep at first about 6:30pm I didn't really do anything for my birthday, so I just went to bed.
Amy
6:30?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
That's what you wanted for your birthday?
Bobby Bones
I did nothing. I literally did nothing. My day was no different yesterday than any other day in my life. Other than I had a small piece of cake, there was no dinner, no anything. And so just went to bed and then woke up, jumped out of bed because my phone goes. Sounds like an Amber Alert. But Amber Alerts don't go off in the middle of the night, or at least normally not on my phone. And my wife jumped up, too. And we knew there was a chance of severe weather, but we didn't know it was going to be possibly, probably tornadoes. And I think possibly, probably they touched down other places, but it got to the point where they were going, get to your safe place. Like, if you live in this square, get to your safe place. And so we did. And so we had our phones on. And there's like one account, I don't know who you guys watch. Do you guys watch the Nashville Weather?
Eddie
Yeah, those best are amazing.
Amy
They're better than the news.
Bobby Bones
Yes. By far. There's like four of them on the bottom of the screen. It's just a Twitter account. And they have the radar up and they're telling you exactly where it is and what's happening and where to go and. And we were in that room for like 40 minutes. What time that even happened the first time?
Morgan
Well, 3:30, maybe. Three.
Bobby Bones
Was it that late?
Amy
Around 3?
Morgan
Yeah. Yeah. And then it. Well, I mean. Cause we all are in different parts. And what I love about them is they're very specific. Like, minute by minute, they'll let you.
Bobby Bones
Know exact part of town.
Morgan
They'll tell you, like, hey, if you're west of this road, that's where I struggle a little bit because I'm like, am I west of that I don't.
Bobby Bones
Know the northeast, Southwest either.
Morgan
So then you know, or not, you need to be in your safe zone.
Bobby Bones
So I knew it was going to storm, but I didn't know it was going to be tornado warnings and tornadoes really don't scare me that bad. Whenever they say there could be or tornado watch or even in the daytime tornado warning. I've just been through a lot of them growing up in Arkansas. I've been through a lot of them. My wife being from Oklahoma has been through probably even more than I have. So we're not easy to scare when it comes to that. However, when your phone goes off and they're going, hey, we're seeing circulation, which isn't a tornado yet, but circulation in these areas that are close to you. We're like, well, we should go get in the room. Morgan. What time did it go off?
Scuba Steve
My first one went off. My first one went off at 3:21.
Bobby Bones
Okay. So I fall asleep at like 6:30. I always wake up at some point in the night. The first time I woke up was like, did I send you notes and stuff, like 9:30 or something last night? Yeah, something like that was like my first wake up. My next wake up was the phone screaming and us going to the safe room. And then I went back and we work really early here and I laid down for a little bit and the stupid thing went off again. And so I was like, oh. So I just kind of just dragged myself in here. It was a tough one. It was a weird one last night because nothing here ever actually turned into a tornado. But we've had really bad tornadoes here before. About like five or six years ago. Like real bad.
Morgan
Five. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And I think that's still probably in the back of folks's minds. Mine a little bit.
Morgan
Yeah. Which I feel like they did a good job with that too. Of like, hey, I'm sure a lot of you are experiencing like, feelings from 2020 and what happened. And we're letting you know, like right now, this is not that, however, you need to be in your closet. What freaks me out a lot of times is they're like. And your kids put their helmets on. And I'm like, oh, shoot. I don't. I'm like, stevenson, go get your bicycle helmet. Like, I don't. I need to start or.
Bobby Bones
Go get me your bicycle helmet. I want to wear it.
Morgan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So. And yeah, we. The 2020 tornado. My son hasn't recovered from that. So.
Bobby Bones
So we were in our little safe room. We don't have A basement. A lot of people don't have basements here, because the ground, it was like, Texas. Texas almost had no basements, right?
Amy
Nah.
Eddie
Zero.
Bobby Bones
No.
Eddie
Too. Too rocky.
Bobby Bones
So there are. I. I know a couple people that have basements here, but this. The ground does. Not right for digging. A lot of basements here where we live, so no basements. So we get in a room with no windows that we feel like is pretty safe and just wait it out. Does anybody have a basement on the show? No, because we have one friend that does, and she was in her basement, and I was like, dang, you must be on a plot of land. It's like, that's soil. That's some rich soil. It's hard to get them here.
Morgan
So my ex husband does now, and he bought it mainly because he was able to find a house with a basement because our son was so obsessed with, like, I need a basement. I need a basement. And. And so last night, they're with me this week, and we're crammed in this tiny closet in the guest room because that's the only one. And so she was, like, yelling at him, and he's freaking out, and I'm like, next time, we're just planning ahead, and we're just gonna go to Dad's because we can. Y'all can sleep in the basement. And then you're not woken up five times. Like, up, down, up, down. And Stevenson goes, but y'all are divorced. And so she's like, so. And a Mike Stevenson. Do you really think Dad's gonna be like, meh, not my week. Not my week. I'm like, no, no, no. Obviously, I'm like, I'm glad that therapy camp really seemed to help.
Bobby Bones
Scuba was like, hey, some people may be late. I was like, dude, they didn't have to come in. Like, even this morning. I was like, you guys, if something happened. I know school was canceled or canceled. It was straight canceled.
Morgan
Yeah, straight canceled.
Bobby Bones
Like, with that, too. I was like, tell them if something happened. Like, if it's flooding. Because when we keep getting flash flood alerts on our phone now, where we are. I know this is a hyperlocal thing, and it's not affecting most of you. We're not doing it as that. We're just kind of letting you into our lives a little bit. And so there's super flooding. And so I was like, tell everyone if they don't want to come in or they can't come in, don't come in. Like, bad storm. But last night was tough. Last night Sucked. It could have sucked a lot worse if a tornado would have hit and hurt a bunch of people. But as far as I know here, nothing touched in our area.
Morgan
No, but the. The what was ever whatever was over us. And this is what I was learning because I'm not as familiar with the tornado stuff, but I guess whatever was over us did produce them elsewhere.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
They were saying like before or after, like Ohio. Oh, got it. Like I saw in Arkansas because I follow the news that I follow on my Twitter are the places I've lived. I still follow a couple Austin sites. I follow some Arkansas news and I follow where we are now. So that's kind of the alley that weather comes not always from Austin down but across. So I usually if it's in parts of Arkansas, I know it's going to probably get to us. So Arkansas had some bad, bad, bad weather.
Morgan
They said the rain we're getting, that's from Arkansas.
Eddie
Yeah. And they said that. Don't be surprised. Like I don't know where this. I think they said Centerville. I don't know where that is. I don't know if that's the right one. Is late at night. But they were saying don't be surprised if you find documents from.
Bobby Bones
From that saw from 100 miles away.
Eddie
Because usually in a storm that'll wrap, take stuff and it'll take it hundreds of miles. So you may find documents, photos, whatever in your yards today from these towns. And they were naming towns. It was a long night because my wife has PTSD from the her the tornado back five years ago. So she was up at 12:30.
Bobby Bones
So she was waiting for it. It wasn't even like us where we were woken up by the alarm.
Eddie
Right. She laid in our bed with the weather alarm and she had those guys YouTube channel going. So I mean sleep was not really a thing we did. And it was a long night.
Bobby Bones
Did you sleep though, while she stayed up?
Eddie
I tried. But you are. You hear that, you know, in and out because you can hear them then the weather alarm going off and then just like because she has the weather alarm. So it's like it goes off for a severe thunderstorm anyway within like 50 miles. It's like, oh my gosh. So it's just a long night.
Amy
Well, and then when you wake up your kids and throw them under the stairs or whatever closet like they don't want to go back to bed.
Eddie
That was my kids.
Bobby Bones
Was it fun for them?
Eddie
My kids loved it. Two of my kids liked it because at first we had Netflix on in the little closet. But then we lost power. We lost everything.
Bobby Bones
You guys lost power last night?
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
We never did. You guys with power?
Amy
No.
Eddie
And so then we're just in the dark. And that's when they started getting restless and like wanting to like getting mad at each other.
Bobby Bones
And what did you have? Netflix?
Eddie
On my wife's computer, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Is it not charged?
Morgan
No, but they lost power.
Eddie
Lost power. So we had no Internet. We had nothing.
Amy
Right, but it's a computer.
Bobby Bones
It's a computer.
Morgan
Yeah, but if you don't have WI fi, you.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's why you use your phone. You tag your phone. Oh, oh, but he's not Mr. Techn. Your wife though, is probably. Anyway, she was preoccupied.
Eddie
She's preoccupied with the whole watch the weather. So we had our helmets on. We were under the stairs.
Amy
What helmet did you have on? Oh, your bike helmet.
Eddie
My bike helmet. They had their bike helmets on.
Bobby Bones
That seems fine if I'm seven, I'll be honest with you.
Eddie
No, no, they. And then like, they're like that, can we just sleep in here? And when we go back to bed and I'm like, yeah. But of course they never went to sleep and they're just up and it was just. It was rough.
Bobby Bones
They did not have school today.
Amy
No school.
Bobby Bones
Is it because something happened around the schools, like flooding or because last night was just such an S show for everybody?
Eddie
I think because of all the flooding that's going on now.
Amy
Driving on the roads today is like rough because the waters.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, see, for me it was just nothing. It was the same as always. My wife, she usually not awake when I drive in and she called. Cause she'd been awake and asleep and she was like, anything, like traffic lights out? Cause you know they'll be out or they'll be blinking or trees are down. I'm like, man, my drive into work was exactly the same. So, yeah, I didn't get anything.
Morgan
I just think that they. Different parts. Like, at least in the county we're in, if there's like windy roads and flooding that can take place. And if like a school bus can't get there, if like not every student has the opportunity to get to school, they have to cancel it. So has.
Bobby Bones
And again, I haven't looked. Has there been flooding in place?
Amy
Like.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, I mean, I hydroplaned on the way in.
Morgan
Yeah.
Scuba Steve
On my highway where we were. And there were multiple stoplights that were out and flashed.
Bobby Bones
There were stoplights out?
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
I think it like, I'm just in the protected place. I guess.
Eddie
And I figured the school is probably their. They have no power if we have no power. I figured the school has no power. So that's why ours. That's why I thought it was canceled, but I didn't think about what Amy said.
Bobby Bones
You have a generator?
Eddie
No.
Morgan
No. Do you?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Morgan
Yeah, you probably do now.
Bobby Bones
We didn't a couple times and froze our butts off because once it was one of those massive snows that we get once a year.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Froze our butts and nuts. Although she doesn't have nuts. We were like, this is not happening again. We're getting a generator. Well, we didn't. And then we had another one the next year. The big snow froze our butts and nuts. And I was like, we're getting a generator. Actually forgot about it. Had talked about it, saw an ad on my Instagram and then was like, oh, yeah, we should get a generator. So we have one, and it doesn't do the whole house. Our neighbors have one that does their whole house.
Eddie
That's crazy.
Amy
But that's high power.
Eddie
That's a big one.
Bobby Bones
And so we have, like, one that does part of the house, and then we have one that does. I have one that does the studio because it's in a different building that the company paid for because I have to be on the air, like, if we're considered essential employees, believe it or not. And if something all goes to crap, and even if it's just me, I got to be on the air. And so there's a small one back for that too.
Morgan
That makes sense.
Eddie
So you're telling me I could have turned on my phone wifi and still had the Netflix?
Bobby Bones
Not your phone, WI fi. But what you would have done is had you had cell, right? You had all your bars, or even most of your bars, you could have opened up your computer and, you know where you pick your wifi, your phone would have popped up. It said, like, lunchbox is iPhone 2. And then you could have. Then you could have clicked on iPhone2, and then it would have used your cell as the WI fi.
Eddie
That have been legit.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I got to get a new phone.
Morgan
So do I.
Bobby Bones
And I have not gotten a new phone in forever because I'm over the. I got to have the latest iPhone and haven't been that way for years. I used to be that way because there was always something new and cool about it, meaning a new version of something or new technology the other phones didn't have. Now, this phone, and I'm probably four back five Back.
Morgan
What number are you? I'm just curious.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Morgan
You can check it.
Bobby Bones
I know I'm about to. Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't know as you asked me that, but all I know is my battery dies so quick now. And Apple had been in trouble. I think they lost a class action lawsuit where it turns out they were slowing their phones, the ones that were older, so people would buy newer ones.
Amy
I knew it.
Bobby Bones
But what happens to mine is every time I update to a new iOS, it's slower and slower. Not even because maybe Apple's doing their thing that they did before, but because with the new iOS there are new things that it's doing, which it needs new capabilities and maybe the older phones don't have every single part of it can't handle it, and they probably can. And I'm making an excuse for Apple, who I feel like is my friend, but. What do you have, Amy?
Morgan
I just checked. I have. I already forgot. I have the. The. This iPhone. 12 Pro.
Amy
What are they at now? What's the highest?
Morgan
Is mine way old.
Bobby Bones
You have what, 12?
Morgan
12.
Bobby Bones
That's old.
Morgan
12 pro.
Bobby Bones
What are they at?
Amy
16, 17?
Bobby Bones
I don't know what they're at. What are they? Do you know, Mikey? What? What? Let me see. I have a 13 at 16 now.
Amy
16.
Morgan
Golly.
Bobby Bones
So it's not even that we're like Beverly Hillbillies, like, and everybody.
Morgan
No, but mine's not. My phone does not work right.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Mine is not starting to work right either. No.
Eddie
My camera shakes, like, when I try to take a picture.
Bobby Bones
Dude, you have like, a Nokia. What do you have? 13?
Scuba Steve
I have a 14.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
I am shocked you have a 13.
Eddie
What do I got?
Bobby Bones
For what reason?
Morgan
I thought you'd have higher than that for sure. I know you've cut back on. You don't have to have the latest and greatest every time, but.
Bobby Bones
No, I agree with you.
Morgan
I still.
Amy
Oh, I have a 15, boys.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
Wow. I didn't even know it.
Bobby Bones
What's up, George Jetson?
Amy
Look at me in the future.
Eddie
I'm on an 11.
Amy
Yeah, that's good.
Eddie
It's not bad, huh?
Bobby Bones
We celebrate him. We're like, dude, that's. You're doing good. You don't use your phone for much, though, so I think that's fine.
Eddie
Well, I mean, I got to get a new one because the camera, I literally, if I take a video, it's shake. Like, it just shakes like there's no such thing as a regular. And all my pictures are blurry.
Bobby Bones
Because they the pictures, the iPhone 11, 2019.
Morgan
Are you shaking?
Eddie
No, it's not me.
Bobby Bones
You get nervous because I hand it.
Eddie
To my wife and she can't figure it out either.
Bobby Bones
It definitely could be you updating your operating system, which sometimes you don't have a choice. They just update it. Sometimes it's a bug too. They say they're fixing and you have to. But yeah, I think at an 11, they'll give you a free phone.
Eddie
Oh, really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Or they will add it to your account and you pay a little by little each month on it. Or like they cut it up depending on your provider. I don't want to say my provider right now because who knows? It may change. You never know.
Amy
They like use the phone as kind of like if you sign five more years with us, we'll give you your free phone.
Bobby Bones
And I'm like, well, I'm gonna be here five more years. Why not? Like, we had to buy an extra line for like my assistant to have because I didn't want. Like, dudes were being weird and like they would get her number and like hit on her and I'd be like, I'm just gonna give you a whole number that's not your phone.
Morgan
What?
Bobby Bones
Dudes were being weird, like people that we would hire to do stuff.
Morgan
Oh, what the. That's not okay.
Bobby Bones
I know. So I was like, I don't. So we hired a new assistant. I was like, hey, I'm get you a phone that's completely independent because I don't want vendors if somebody's coming to fix a roof. Also texting you to go. What's up baby? What's up fresh? It's my turn be up. So. But yeah, I got to go and get a new one. I just keep putting that off. The two things I need to do or get a new phone and I need to go talk to Kyle the gold guy.
Amy
Yes, you need to get your gold bars.
Bobby Bones
I know. I haven't even reached out to. I need a cell phone number. We text it to me.
Amy
Yeah, send you right now. But you also need to get your real id. Did you do that yet?
Bobby Bones
No.
Morgan
So do I.
Bobby Bones
Does every state have to do that crap?
Eddie
Everybody. If you want to fly, I got a pack passport.
Scuba Steve
You can fly with your passport. But they are also saying you should just get the real id cuz more is probably coming.
Eddie
I still don't know the difference.
Bobby Bones
When do we need it by? What happens if we don't have it? Where did you get it and what's the reason we're having to change the dmv.
Amy
Great question.
Bobby Bones
I have to go to the dmv.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Isn't there, like, some, like, satellite office I think I can go to? Like, when I did my. Because my. My TSA PreCheck, I did that, like, a satellite deal. I didn't go to the.
Morgan
Oh, but this is your license.
Bobby Bones
May 7, 2025. What the crap?
Morgan
Yeah, it's coming up.
Eddie
That's real soon, guys.
Bobby Bones
And you guys went to the dmv and did you.
Morgan
Oh, no, I haven't done it yet either. It's on my list, though.
Bobby Bones
Who's done it?
Scuba Steve
I've done it.
Eddie
I've done it. I've had it for years.
Bobby Bones
Horrible.
Scuba Steve
I showed up right when they opened, and I was there for three hours.
Eddie
But can't you make an appointment?
Scuba Steve
You can, but they're out, like, four months.
Morgan
Isn't there some, like, downtown location that isn't busy?
Scuba Steve
That's the one I went to.
Bobby Bones
So I'm saying, like, isn't there a smaller dmv? But whenever I did, I think I got real id. I'm not sure what it was. Maybe it was during COVID when it was hard to get Covid tested. We drove, like, an hour and a half to a Walmart way out of town where there wasn't a long line. It may not be covered. I don't know what it was. Like, I would go. I would drive to a small town. It was a vaccine. I did that, too. What was that?
Eddie
What? It was.
Bobby Bones
We couldn't. Yeah. So we drove and we picked, like, a Walmart or something like, two hours away and drove to it, because that's saving us time rather than going somewhere and just sitting for. Or not being able to get in at all.
Morgan
Oh, yeah. I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Can someone look that up?
Scuba Steve
Like, there are some on the outskirts of Nashville for sure that you could go to because I saw them.
Amy
I need a passport, too. Do I need a passport?
Bobby Bones
Dude, get a passport now. Get a passport now.
Morgan
Mine expires this year.
Bobby Bones
My passport picture looks like a psychotic. Like, I'm gonna kill somebody. They all mind especially. I'm surprised they let me into countries when they see my picture. Like, I would not let me in.
Morgan
But you're not allowed to really smile.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't matter. Some somehow I look like every file you could be.
Morgan
Which. Why aren't you? Like, why do they. Why can't we smile? And maybe you can, but I've always been told, just be.
Bobby Bones
You can't smile.
Amy
I'm going to sneak in a little.
Scuba Steve
More smile than all mine.
Bobby Bones
Your passport? Not driver's license. Passport. My driver's license. I had a listener who let me take my picture. I got to keep my glasses on and smile. My driver's license picture is like a glamour shot. If you guys remember what those was. They never let me keep my glasses on. I also cheat every. Every driver's license test because I can't see out of one of my eyes. And so he let me keep my glasses on. They never do that. And he was like, big fan of the show. I'm like, big fan of letting you wear my glasses. Wear my glasses in the picture.
Eddie
Hey, man, if you had to cook ville. Three minute wait.
Amy
Right now?
Eddie
Right now?
Amy
Well, yeah.
Morgan
How do you know how to figure that out?
Eddie
Dixon, 19 minutes.
Bobby Bones
Can't get Internet on his computer, but he's like, I'm on the dark web. I can get you in with trace right now.
Eddie
And it says, would you like to get an E ticket? And I'm like, yeah. Showing me all these offices, and they're all telling me the time.
Bobby Bones
Yes, I need to go ahead and do that. Okay, so here's why. One, there's a more detailed explanation. This is about the smile. First of all, you can't smile or show teeth in a passport photo because a neutral expression ensures consistent and accurate identification, especially for facial recognition software, which relies on consistent facial landmarks. And my guess would be people aren't walking around with a big smiling face all the time when they're just generally walking for facial recognition. Makes sense. Passport photos are used for ID and facial recognition software is used to verify identities at the place where the ID is swiped. Your passport. And the International Civil Aviation Organization recommends neutral expressions. So everybody has to do it. But mostly it's that people mostly hold a neutral expression. So they want a neutral expression in case they need to identify you whenever you're not trying to be identified. But if I said I promise, I walk around smiling the whole time. Come on, man. That's all I do. The real id and this is every state.
Eddie
Oh, boy, man. If you want to get.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, clear that throw. Get one of those in. Yeah.
Eddie
If you want to go to Gallatin and you want an in person one, I can get you in July 1st.
Bobby Bones
You can't that July 1st.
Morgan
That's like.
Bobby Bones
Though he's getting us into the club. Like, I can get you in.
Eddie
I'm saying I didn't really. I mean, I think you need to do an E appointment.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Scuba Steve
Yeah. I don't think you'll be able to schedule an advanced appointment right now. They're booked so far out, but.
Bobby Bones
What is it? I'm just gonna go. Passport then, till it dies down. Eddie, you have to.
Amy
Yeah, I need to do that.
Bobby Bones
Okay. It's different, though, than you saying you need to do it, because when you say you need to do stuff, you never do it.
Amy
I'm going to do it.
Bobby Bones
I would. I would say, let's say Thursday, April 3, by the end of next week, if I were you.
Morgan
You're gonna give him a week?
Bobby Bones
He'll never. He'll never do it.
Amy
What do I do? I have to go to the post office.
Bobby Bones
So a couple things you have to do. One, you can go to, like, a Kinko's to get your picture. It's a small process, but it's not as bad as, like, this real ID thing. You just have to mail it off and wait a few weeks. And if there's ever a time, like, if I ever said, eddie, we're going to go to Premier League Soccer to shoot something. You can't go.
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
And you wouldn't be able to go even a week out unless you fly to Texas or fly to one of these places and get it.
Morgan
Atlanta. You can go to Atlanta.
Bobby Bones
And then you got to pray that you get in and they move you through faster.
Amy
This is the expedited. So, okay, so go to Kinko's.
Bobby Bones
Get back. Don't listen to me. Look it up. I did. I went. I went to Kinko's.
Morgan
Yeah, you can go to CVS or.
Bobby Bones
Where you have to take your own picture and then they can.
Amy
Like a selfie.
Bobby Bones
No, but you have to be up against a wall, like a white wall. It's a whole thing. But if you don't have it, it could limit your ability to do things that you want to do.
Amy
And what about our cruise, too? Don't I need one for the cruise?
Bobby Bones
Possibly, depending on. I did. I've never known where we're going. I say the place. I don't even know what those. So, yeah, probably somebody asked me where you're going.
Amy
I don't know, man.
Bobby Bones
To me, it's all that water and stuff. The same. So it's going to be awesome because everybody who's on it. But I don't know. But I would think probably, yeah, because.
Amy
We'Re not going to Morgan.
Bobby Bones
Are you going on the cruise?
Eddie
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
You're never on the list. When they say, oh, man, I haven't been asked.
Scuba Steve
I don't know.
Amy
Have you, have you reserved your cabin?
Eddie
Geez, Irvin's getting on there.
Bobby Bones
One of my cousins hit me up yesterday and she was like, how do I get on this cruise? I was like, I don't. Like, I don't have free tickets. Like, I don't know.
Amy
Same man. Cousin Leroy?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. It's not like. It's like, like Stapleton's playing in town. I can get you some tickets, but the cruise is going to be awesome. But I don't know the answer to that.
Amy
When he saw that. When my cousin Leroy saw the Keith Urban announcement, he's like, I have to go on this.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so.
Eddie
And guys, if you're leaving the building, avoid the back staircase. It is flooded here.
Bobby Bones
Our building?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
That must be the lower back staircase. Not up where we are.
Eddie
It says if you're heading down, it's.
Bobby Bones
Up where we are. We're in trouble, boys.
Eddie
I said, if you're heading down to P5 or below, there's flooding on the back stairwell.
Amy
I like how he has breaking news. We all got the email. Like, we all got it.
Bobby Bones
I don't.
Morgan
I don't check that. So thank you.
Eddie
You're welcome.
Bobby Bones
In my company email.
Eddie
And can I say something that they did that I thought was really interesting is like, right when we come in the building, like where we come up the ramp, there used to be puddling because of when rains are like, oh, we're going to solve that. We're going to put speed humps there. They realize they just made a dam for the water because now there's just water. They're blocked by the speed hump. Doesn't seem to make much sense. I'm not an engineer, but yeah, they.
Bobby Bones
Put the speed bumps there to where the speed bumps. I don't know what he's talking about.
Scuba Steve
Right when you enter the garage.
Eddie
Right.
Bobby Bones
But those were the whole time we.
Eddie
No, no. There's new black ones.
Scuba Steve
There's vertical ones along with the bumps that kind of create the divide.
Bobby Bones
So why they put them there because.
Eddie
They wanted to avoid puddling of water. But I'm like, you just made a dam for the water to stay there.
Bobby Bones
And I. I guess I need to see them.
Eddie
Like, this morning there was water just piled up there. And I'm like, did you make it? Yeah. But as a non engineer.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Doesn't seem like a smart choice.
Morgan
There had to be a reason why they did that.
Eddie
No, that's literally what they said in the email, was they were doing it.
Bobby Bones
To avoid this point is probably something More than we know, since we don't know about why they did that. Like where the benefit of it would far out weigh whatever is happening today.
Amy
And it's funny, I didn't even think about that. Like, I saw it, but I didn't think about that.
Bobby Bones
I didn't even see it. So I didn't think about it.
Morgan
I didn't either.
Bobby Bones
I'm like, I got to get a real id. That sucks.
Eddie
Yeah, but get the E ticket. You're. Dude, E ticket. You're in in eight minutes. Do you see this?
Bobby Bones
But in July, no, but that was a new ticket.
Eddie
It's today. It's an eight minute wait.
Scuba Steve
You can get an E ticket at certain ones and it will allow you to show up when your number is about to be called.
Bobby Bones
And every state needs a real id. Yes.
Scuba Steve
Dude, that sucks because it's part of. They kind of started implementing it after 9 11. It's like enhanced security, so we don't have like problems with getting our identity stolen. And to get in federal buildings, it's.
Bobby Bones
That's all I want to do is get in federal buildings all day. So if I can't have that, I love federal buildings. Dang. It's my favorite kind of building. And Eddie, I would say passport by the end of next week.
Amy
It's already written down.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't mean you're going to have it.
Eddie
Oh, boy.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't mean you're going to have it. No.
Amy
I know it takes a while, right?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, four to six to eight weeks, depending on how backlog they are. But if you don't do it, you will regret it so bad. And it's not that much work. It's just a little annoying to go and do a couple things.
Amy
Yeah, and this is where it starts, too. Like first this, then Paris, then Espana.
Bobby Bones
And maybe not this, then that, but for sure not that if you don't have this correct.
Amy
It's not even an option if I don't have a passport. Yeah, but I can travel the world, man.
Eddie
You won't even be able to travel if you don't have a real ID or a passport. You're screwed. He won't even go to Austin.
Bobby Bones
He can't even get up to speed box. They check you for one of them when you come up the new speed box. I don't need that E ticket, okay. Oh, the other thing I was gonna mention before we break, there was a picture put up on our Instagram yesterday. It was like, happy birthday, Bobby. That's the worst picture I've Ever taken in my life. I hate that picture.
Scuba Steve
Those are the professional photos.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Scuba Steve
Whoa.
Morgan
I thought you liked that one. Because it. You obviously.
Amy
What's wrong with that picture, man?
Bobby Bones
I had to approve something, and I kind of hated those. That just in general, it wasn't, you know whose fault it is. Genetics.
Scuba Steve
No, I think it's a good photo of you.
Bobby Bones
I look like I'm going to the club in Miami in 1983 to sell some coke.
Amy
It's what you're wearing.
Bobby Bones
Part of it.
Morgan
Do you have on, like, sandals?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You do.
Amy
Dude, that's pretty cool.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's like. I don't even know.
Morgan
Wait, what?
Bobby Bones
Okay, I saw. I hated everything about that picture.
Morgan
Oh, I just assume you loved it because why else would it be approved?
Bobby Bones
Not only. And not only that, I. I reposted it.
Morgan
My bad.
Bobby Bones
You can also see aloe on my sock, which I felt like they didn't do a good job of taking that off. Which it's not that. It's like, remove. Do the stuff.
Amy
You are dressed like Ricky Ricardo.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And. Oh, and like, I'm super pale.
Amy
You're ripped, though.
Bobby Bones
Do.
Amy
Those biceps are pretty big.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's funny you say that, and I appreciate you saying that, if you're messing with me or not.
Amy
I'm not messing with you.
Bobby Bones
I was about 25 pounds heavier because I was on the medication for OCD and that was when I had all that weight on me. Oh.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And so I kind of don't like. Because even though other people don't, I see it. But also, it's like, I hated that. Now, don't take it down. Leave it up now. Because people should go to the site and see what I'm complaining about. But it was all things I was like, for sure. My Miami 87. I got a kilo waiting for you. We'll go out on the boat. Yeah, yeah, all that. I got aloe on my sock. Like, Photoshop that. Not us. Like, I went. And when I spoke recently, I told you guys where I went when I spoke in D.C. right. Who I spoke for.
Amy
Yes, Goldman.
Bobby Bones
If I did say it, I can say it again. Okay. I spoke at Goldman Sachs. For some folks there. I'll just say that. And I was in a suit. I was looking. I felt like I was looking pretty good as a suit I really liked. And I get up and I'm talking and I'm talking to some, like, real players. And I'm doing more of a one semi motivational. But also I was fortunate enough in some circumstances for me, where since I never had money, I was scared to use money. So I made a lot of money doing something that was kind of weird doing. Because I was too scared to do anything. Whole different story one day. I can tell it. But I wasn't, like, smart for what I did. I was just protecting myself. And some lucky things happen. I don't say lucky. It's unfortunate things happened. And I'm up in my baller suit. Goldman Sachs president. They're like, boom, boom. And I have on one Nike sock and one Dick Sporting Goods sock. And every time I sit down, you can see both logos. So, like, you can kind of take the hillbilly out of wherever and put him on the stage, but you can't really take the hillbilly out of the pur.
Amy
Hilarious.
Bobby Bones
And I didn't notice it. And the guy was like. And see you always something. Like, you're always, you know, stay. Who? And he said, you're not even wearing matching socks. And I'm like, oh, I'm colorblind. And then I look at. Oh, no, they're both black. But one's like, dsg, Dick Sporting Goods. And one's at Nike, and one's a longer than the other in a suit. And I probably shouldn't have done that, but it reminds me we should have photoshopped that aloe off that sock. That's all.
Scuba Steve
Is there a picture you'd prefer for me to use anytime going forward?
Bobby Bones
No. I don't even care. You can use that. You can use that one. I just. I had to clear some of those pictures because they were like, you have to clear some of these pictures. There were other ones I think that I liked better. But also I am very insecure about, like, that five or six months, because I didn't know I was putting on that much weight until I was like 25, 30 pounds heavier. And I was like, how did this happen? Like, I'm working out harder, I'm eating even better, trying to catch up. And then my wife's like, have you checked your medication? And I was like, no. And I was like, I haven't checked it because I'm not super ocd. I'm not checking everything because I was on the medication. She's like, well, check it. And it was like, you're going to gain three or four pounds every. And I put on all this weight, and I see it there, but I don't think it's able to be seen if I'm gauging by how other people see pictures of themselves. And then I go, I don't see that.
Scuba Steve
Are these better? Do you like these better?
Bobby Bones
I hate every picture of me. It doesn't matter.
Morgan
Let me see.
Scuba Steve
Morgan, it's a different outfit.
Morgan
Yeah, it doesn't matter. That's definitely not Miami vibes.
Scuba Steve
And there's no aloe.
Bobby Bones
I don't even mind.
Eddie
I like too much on the crotch, though. That's.
Amy
That's funny. You notice the aloe, though? Yeah, I never saw that.
Eddie
Why is it so zoomed in on the crotch?
Morgan
I didn't blow it up.
Bobby Bones
No, no, make it.
Eddie
Eddie, look at this.
Amy
I'm not looking.
Morgan
Of course you notice.
Eddie
No, I'm like, what are we doing?
Amy
Why are you looking there?
Eddie
Morgan, turn it. And it's just like, no.
Amy
I think you'd be good at those bar games, you know, where, like, they have two pictures and one's different because the aloe is like, I'm legit.
Bobby Bones
Great. If it's like, find seven things, I can find four or five immediately. But when they're small, my vision is so bad, I can never finish them. I can notice the ones that are super apparent, super quick.
Amy
That's impressive.
Bobby Bones
So that's what's up. Okay, let us do a mid roll. Take a break. Thank you, guys. Bones.
Jeremy Scott
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley season one.
Bobby Bones
I just knew him as a kid.
Jeremy Scott
Long, silent voices from his past came.
Bobby Bones
Forward, and he was just staring at me.
Jeremy Scott
And they had secrets of their own to share.
Bobby Bones
Gilbert King. I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.
Jeremy Scott
I was no longer just telling the story. I was part of it.
Bobby Bones
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
Jeremy Scott
I was becoming the bridge between a killer and the son he'd never known.
Bobby Bones
If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail. I would have never existed.
Jeremy Scott
I never expected to find myself in this place. Now I need to tell you how I got here.
Bobby Bones
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
Jeremy Scott
Bone Valley Season 2 Jeremy.
Bobby Bones
Jeremy, I want to tell you something.
Jeremy Scott
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Eddie
Hey, baby Bones, y'all.
Bobby Bones
I will open Scuba Steve's birthday present to me. He did also send Me a video yesterday during my birthday going, I have your present. It just came in the mail today. Like, he sent it to show that he had it.
Eddie
No light.
Bobby Bones
No, he had it yesterday. Yeah, but.
Eddie
But he knew when you were coming to work, so.
Bobby Bones
No, he said, I will drive it to your house. I was like, dude, just bring it tomorrow. So let's open.
Eddie
I don't know why you're talking, by the way. You have nothing for.
Amy
You give him anything.
Eddie
Yeah, he gives an unconditional love.
Amy
Right.
Eddie
I support him in his endeavors. Like, this is like old school endeavors.
Amy
Look at the date on it too, though.
Bobby Bones
94 Razorback Final Four shirt. Look at this. They won the championship. April.
Amy
April 2, though, your birthday in 1994. So I'm sure that was a very important day for you on your birthday. And then winning the final Four. And then they won the. They won the whole tournament that year.
Bobby Bones
They win the whole thing. That is an awesome gift. Thank you, Scuba Steve.
Amy
Welcome to.
Bobby Bones
That's very thoughtful. And even if it were a day late, one time, Scuba got me a gift. It was like three months late because apparently got trapped in a boat. And he gave me a picture of a boat that it was trapped on.
Amy
Yeah, the shirt microphone.
Bobby Bones
And I believed it was this microphone. Right now.
Amy
That's it.
Eddie
Yep. Real late.
Amy
Are those sleeves gonna stay on that shirt?
Bobby Bones
Those sleeves will not stay on that shirt. But I love the shirt. But most shirts that I don't wear as a nice shirt are sleeveless shirts.
Eddie
Oh, you're gonna cut the sleeves off of vintage?
Bobby Bones
I do most. It's okay. It's up to him.
Amy
It's his gift.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I do most.
Eddie
That's tough.
Bobby Bones
I have the top 10 most unexplained things in American history, which I don't know, I love. This is not even conspiracy stuff, but it has led to conspiracies. But I love talking about it with you guys because sometimes it's the first you've heard of it, and I like to get your initial responses to it. Okay.
Morgan
Okay.
Eddie
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Please take that as how it's meant. A lovely, lovely comment on talking about news stories with my friends.
Morgan
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Not talking about stuff that you guys have never heard of because you haven't read about it.
Morgan
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Just want to make sure you didn't interpret it that way.
Amy
Got it.
Bobby Bones
Number 10, the disappearance of the Sauder children. This is 1945. On Christmas Eve, five of George and Jenny Sodder's 10 children vanished when their house in West Virginia caught fire. No human remains were Ever found, Leading to theories that the children were kidnapped before or during the fire. So the Sauter children, they think the fire was a cover up for a kidnapping because they never found any sort of remains. The children were taken by an organized crime group possibly tied to the opposition of Mussolini because they were very outspoken.
Amy
He's the Italian.
Bobby Bones
Go. Yeah. Leader, dictate, dictator. Yeah, sure. And then all the investigation through it, the evidence was either destroyed or lost. You know, finger quotes, which happens a lot of times. That's what the old shredder is, the paper shredder now. Or sometimes the. They'll stick bodies in the tree.
Amy
The wood chippers.
Bobby Bones
The wood chippers.
Morgan
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Or. Because I used to work at Hobby Lobby. Oh, this is a dark one.
Amy
What?
Bobby Bones
I've told this before. It's a dark one, though. But Hobby Lobby, we had where you threw it in and it burned. It burned everything.
Morgan
It crushed it like a crematorium.
Bobby Bones
Well, first it crushed it and then it would go and it would burn. But it was a smusher, right? So you put it on the tube smusher and then it made it easier to burn.
Amy
I mean, that's how you do it.
Bobby Bones
Well, they robbed our man, our store manager, once and put them in there. Stop. I've told this story before.
Morgan
I don't recall.
Eddie
Yeah, they put them in the cardboard.
Bobby Bones
They put him in there.
Amy
You knew the guy? He was your manager?
Bobby Bones
Yes, I didn't work there anymore. I was gone. I have been gone about a year. But yeah, he was walking out with the. The money bags.
Amy
What?
Bobby Bones
They robbed him, put him in that.
Morgan
I mean, just take the money.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Why throw him in there.
Bobby Bones
Now, I'm not giving a reason as to why they should have, but whenever you read stories about documents or tree or cr. Or they'll take bodies to crematorium or crush crushers. That's how you get away with stuff.
Amy
Because the body is.
Bobby Bones
Because you get rid of the evidence.
Morgan
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And in crimes, if you don't have a body, like murders, if you don't have a body. It's almost impossible to convict somebody without the body.
Morgan
Yeah, but I just. I'll just say, like, I don't want retaliation. We're good.
Bobby Bones
Who are you scared of right now? Mussolini dude been dead forever.
Amy
He's dead.
Bobby Bones
Like bad dude.
Morgan
I know, but I don't know. Or wear a ski mask or something. You don't have to.
Bobby Bones
What are you. Well, I don't understand why.
Morgan
I don't know why they had to put him in the crusher. Just take the money.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you're still on the hobby lobby guy. Hobby lobby, yes.
Amy
You ever thought about getting rid of a body before?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, and it's usually a crusher or I don't have the chemicals.
Morgan
A barrel.
Bobby Bones
Because you see that. Yes, yes, sure. So, yes.
Amy
But you saw how messy that could be on Breaking Bad.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, a few more for me than Breaking Bad, I think it is, where he's the killer, but he's a good guy. Dexter. Yeah, Dexter. He does that. It's weird, too, because I gotta break all the bones. Like, break arms and stuff off and make it smaller.
Amy
Fit.
Bobby Bones
Yep.
Amy
See, I always think, like, a deep sea boat. Like, there's. There's no way they're gonna find out there.
Bobby Bones
You hearing stuff just washes up, though. But you're right, water eliminates DNA. I mean, you have to, like, brick them. You brick them, Chain them and brick them.
Amy
Yeah, chain them and brick them so they stay at the water.
Bobby Bones
The other day I was running by a construction site. Like, what if you put somebody in concrete? Well, Dino's hidden in concrete.
Morgan
Lion King, Tiger King. Carole Baskin's husband or something.
Eddie
No, he was fed to the. Allegedly.
Morgan
But one of the theories was that he was in the concrete. What were you gonna say, Bobby?
Bobby Bones
One of the theories. So the movie. There was a whole movie based on it on Netflix. I bet you I can get you there. And he was head of, like, the Teamsters, the union. Robert De Niro was in it. Oh, the Irishman, Jimmy Hoffa.
Amy
Oh.
Bobby Bones
So they don't know where his body is. So he was a labor union leader. The last time they saw him was, like, outside of a restaurant in the 70s. They presume him murdered. But it's like we mentioned a minute ago, they never found the body. And if you don't find the body, you don't really have anything. And so people think he's buried, like, under a stadium in the concrete, like, things like that. So when did he disappear? 75. Is that what it says? And they didn't declare him dead until the 80s. But, yeah, I've thought about that stuff. I don't ever. But I don't. I don't want to have to do it. But do I think I could? That's what you do.
Amy
It's just the thought of chop them.
Bobby Bones
Or you melt them or put. Yeah.
Amy
Like, I've just been thinking, like, if I wanted to get rid of something, where would I. Like, how would I do that? Where would I put them?
Bobby Bones
And I think, too, like, should I go Ahead and get chemicals now when I don't need them. Because where they end up getting you.
Amy
Yeah, the carbon copy.
Bobby Bones
Where they end up getting you is, well, this crime happened. So for this crime to have happened, we need to go trace back and see who bought this around this place with a Google search that they look. Yeah. So it's like, should I just kind of get ready now? Even though I hope I never have to do it.
Morgan
So how much time do you have to wait? If you get it now, how much.
Bobby Bones
Time do you have to wait Forever? You never know what's gonna happen.
Morgan
I know, but if. What if something comes up tomorrow and you're like, hey, got all this stuff?
Bobby Bones
Well, I can't use those chemicals. It's too early. So you're like, I gotta go find a different plant wood chipper. I can probably find one of those much cheaper.
Morgan
Oh, my God.
Amy
So I'm gonna have to buy a boat, like, now.
Morgan
You don't think you're gonna get flagged for buying a wood chipper.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but if I buy it now and I use it in seven years. No, because I'll just chip away on Instagram a couple times to show I use it anyway. That was number 10. They never found out what happened to those kids, ever. They were just gone.
Amy
Yeah. And it's too late now. That was. You said the 40s.
Bobby Bones
Yep.
Amy
That's too late.
Bobby Bones
Number nine, the Montauk project, which was the inspiration for Stranger Things.
Amy
Oh.
Bobby Bones
So I don't want to make this a conspiracy theory thing, but theories claim the US military conducted secret experiments on mind control, time travel, and interdimensional portals at Camp Hero in Montauk, New York. Now, we did talk about, I think on yesterday. Was that yesterday we were talking about MK Ultra. Yeah, yesterday. So it was an extension of the MK Ultra experiments. So there are documents that you can go that were redacted and hidden that are now you have to, like, look to find them, but you can see where they were trying to figure out if some of this stuff was real or not. And it's a bit now of government disinformation and urban legend and some real information and fabricated stories. But the thing you do is you just put so many stories out there and so many fake ones. People just believe everything's fake. That's like the best way to lie. Have a little bit of just. We need a little bit of truth. But then you just cover it up with. So that is what Stranger Things is kind of based on that. That what they call it? The Other.
Amy
The other side.
Bobby Bones
The other. The upside down. The upside down. Thank you.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like, that's. That was an extension of MK Ultra, but they don't have enough information on it to go. To say what they found.
Amy
Do you think we'll ever do time travel?
Morgan
Oh, my God.
Amy
Like, if it's not even done yet, do you think we'll ever figure that out? Come on.
Bobby Bones
It's something I think about a lot.
Morgan
But don't you say if we had, you would.
Amy
No, we don't have it. I'm not saying if we have it yet. Like, do you think. Let's assume we don't have it yet.
Bobby Bones
But I think you're thinking of time travel, as in time as linear, which most of us. I hear you. I would think of time travel in the way of splitting timelines, meaning in Back to the Future, he couldn't see himself. He saw himself. Boom. The world explodes. Kind of. That happens in a lot of time travel movies. You can't see yourself because then you know where you could probably, if it were to be found and happen, what would. You would just be in a split timeline, more so than in the same timeline. And if there are infinite timelines that are actually happening where you're doing all these different things based on every single singular decision you ever made.
Amy
So I tried so hard to follow.
Bobby Bones
You, but I don't. Because I'll do this for a long time.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because I love talking about it. But multiverse, yes.
Amy
Back to the future, linear. One timeline, one life, no.
Bobby Bones
What's your question?
Amy
If you think we'll ever develop a time machine.
Bobby Bones
I used to think that if there was a time machine, that I would come back and tell myself I'd break the rules to do that and that I would know.
Morgan
What if you tried to break the rules and they wouldn't let you?
Bobby Bones
So I don't think that's the case.
Amy
I think you would never be normal if you told yourself.
Bobby Bones
But here's the thing. I don't think it's about telling myself. Do I think I've done that? No. But do I think that I have made some decisions that I look back at and go, man, like, for some reason, I got extremely educated in this one specific part. And then all of a sudden, I need to make a decision based on what I was extremely educated in and knocked it out of the park. Why in the world did I make that decision? Do I think I would have led me there through things like that instead of, hey, dude, here's an envelope with a secret in it, I think that would have been how I would have done it. Because playing the odds from where I come from to where I am now, that doesn't happen a whole lot. Honestly, like poverty kid in a trailer park, getting to do what I do now doesn't happen a whole lot. And I think I have earned it all. But there have been some odd times where I decided I'm really going to focus and learn this. I need to learn this and to get better at this. And then an opportunity presented itself to where the skill set that I just developed allowed me to. And then I'm like, what? So I think that would be the presentation to me, had I been able to do that, it wouldn't be me showing up under the table being like, hey man, invest in Apple.
Amy
So you think this has happened?
Bobby Bones
No, I don't. But I think that if it would have and if it has and if it does in my lifetime, that would have been how I communicated with myself in a very indirect way. So what do I know about the future? We know nothing about the future. We're finding things out all the time, even scientifically, that we never knew, probably not in our lifetime ever. I think you everything gets figured out until the Earth starts over again. And that's probably happened three, four, five, six times where we've gotten to such an advanced civilization or we've developed, let's just say, let's use nuclear weapons as an example. Nuclear weapons where we exploded and well, Earth went away. And then we have to start over.
Amy
Yeah, restart.
Bobby Bones
And you really, it. You're starting from scratch again. Single cell. Here we go. So who knows how many times that's happened. But I think if the Earth's able to go long enough. Yes, because you start to learn more about dimensional. Which was always talking. But don't ask me that question. If you ask me that, I'll be here for a while because I do think about that a lot. I know especially my theory of did I help myself? Like, did future me help myself now? And if I did, it's not how I thought it would be walking and handing me a note or sending me a text or showing up behind a corner going, hey, come here. It would have been some of the random things that's happened that has encouraged me to do things I probably wouldn't have done or learned things I probably wouldn't have learned. That's all that satisfy your answer?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Did you stop listening?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Number eight, the ghost ship of the SS Orang Meden. It's. It's a hoax. Maybe it's a distress signal from this. This ship claimed that the entire crew was dead. They're like, we're out. We're out. When a rescue team arrived, they found the crew frozen. And their expressions were all like.
Amy
Like, well, yeah, that's sad.
Bobby Bones
Then the ship exploded. So everybody's frozen on it. Then the ship exploded. Theories? Carbon monoxide poisoning from a boiler.
Amy
Yeah, but they wouldn't have been that.
Bobby Bones
They were smuggling chemical weapons and that is what caused them to be exposed to toxins. Or just a completely fabricated sea legend. So that is an unanswered question from Finger. Quote History. You know more. You done?
Morgan
What else do you want?
Bobby Bones
Well, lunch doesn't listen to half the crap.
Eddie
I don't even understand what we're. I mean.
Bobby Bones
Number seven, the Mary Celeste mystery. She's an American merchant ship. Mary Celeste, the name of the ship, was found adrift in the Atlantic Ocean. No crew, fully stocked, no signs of struggle. Like Mary Celeste, which is out there. It's like you found a party boat. A party barge full of beer and alcohol and full of gas. It's running and there's nobody around for no captain. Nothing for sure.
Amy
One Eyed Willie was on there.
Bobby Bones
One Eyed Willie is from Goonies.
Morgan
Goonies.
Amy
Or is that Pirates of the Caribbean?
Bobby Bones
It could. Well. So one of the theories is pirates got the boat. Yeah, but then they didn't take the stuff because it was full of stuff. Okay. Most unexplained things in American history. I'll give you a couple other ones. Maybe you know about the lost colony of Roanoke. You guys care about that one?
Amy
Wait a second. No. Are these the natives?
Bobby Bones
Over a hundred English settlers disappeared from Roanoke Island. Leave it behind. One cryptic word carved into a post. The word was like. It's not Croatian, but it's like Croatian with an o instead of. But they wrote that in. That's it. That's the one word. They were all gone. 100 settlers gone, disappeared.
Morgan
One word, but they don't know who. Like, did the people that took them write it or the people that got taken write it?
Bobby Bones
The theory. There's a couple theories. One, they integrated with a tribe, which feels weird to me.
Amy
Maybe that's the.
Bobby Bones
Two, they were killed by a local tribe or Spanish forces. And they could talk about droughts and stuff, but I mean, a hundred settlers were just gone. With a word written. And then it goes to. What about aliens? Can something have come down? An alien is a funny word. Little green men. But yeah.
Amy
And they wrote Croatia.
Bobby Bones
Well, crow.
Amy
Crow.
Bobby Bones
Croatian they could have misspelled it. I don't think so. They probably don't speak English. D.B. cooper. We talked about that.
Amy
Oh, yeah, D.B.
Bobby Bones
Cooper hijacked plane, demanded 200,000 bucks and then jumped out in a parachute, never be seen again. And they found money on the ground. He was just gone.
Amy
Like, did he make it?
Bobby Bones
They got drawings of this dude. And so the theories are, one, he made it. We never knew who he was. Two, he died while jumping. The money was discovered. Some of it was near a river. So the DB Cooper things wild. And people still debate on that one. Do you know about that one Lunchbox?
Eddie
Yeah, I do know about that one. And that one is. That one's actually interesting because I've heard of it. Some of these are from, like, the. I don't even know when. So I. It's like, so far back that I'm like, ah, they. No, you're never gonna know. But this guy, he probably died on the way down.
Amy
When was this?
Eddie
I was like, in the 60s.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I think 70. 71 maybe, or the 70s. I tossed my sheet. I think it was 70s. Edgar Allan Poe's death. Do you know what he wrote, by the way?
Morgan
Edgar Allan Poe?
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
The Raven.
Bobby Bones
Edgar Allan Poe was found delirious in Baltimore wearing clothes that weren't his, which is why they're the Ravens, by the way. The Baltimore Ravens?
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
Like, how long ago was Edgar allan Poe alive?
Bobby Bones
1849 was the death of him. Okay, so he was found delirious in Baltimore wearing clothes that weren't his, and he kept calling out the name Reynolds. He died shortly after. They don't know what happened. So the theories are common. Alcohol poisoning, but also like rabies, which if you got bit by something, then it wasn't like you went to the doctor and they knew what was going on. Carbon monoxide poisoning or brain disease or something called cooping, which is forced election fraud, where people were kidnapped, drugged, and then made to vote multiple times. And they.
Morgan
What? That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
Kind of the lead theory that they feel like that's what happened to him. He was cooped. Kind of a cool name, but, yeah, not a cool thing. The Phoenix Lights from 1997. Thousands of people in Arizona reported seeing a massive, silent, V shaped formation of lights hovering in the sky. Thousands of people, not three, that were drunk outside a trailer park.
Amy
Yep.
Bobby Bones
So the theories are secret military aircraft testing a natural atmospheric phenomenon or extraterrestrial activity, but unexplained. This is the 90s. 2. Oh, man, I've read so much about the Amelia Earhart disappearance and like pictures that she may be in the background of if she was like taken. So Amelia Earhart tried to do what?
Eddie
Lunchbox fly across the Atlantic?
Bobby Bones
Fly around the world.
Eddie
That's what I meant.
Bobby Bones
She and her navigator disappeared over the Pacific. No wreckage was found, which is.
Morgan
So she was on the end of her journey.
Amy
Yeah, towards the end.
Morgan
Uh huh. Coming back around because she had left the.
Bobby Bones
So they, you know, did, did Japan take her? They find her and get her. Like that's really one of the theories. The easiest one is it just crashed and sink in the ocean. Right, right. It crash and sink in the ocean. It's down in the. But nothing is ever washed up the ocean. Also pretty big. And if it's in the middle of it, pretty big. It's like that one flag that disappeared.
Eddie
Yeah, the Malaysian.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
Oh yeah. That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
Another one of the popular theories, they landed on a remote island and then perished there. But the real one is they were captured by the Japanese because Japanese believe they were spies and they might have been.
Morgan
I'd be like, you haven't gotten word. I'm Amelia Earhart. I'm trying to be the first woman to fly around the world.
Bobby Bones
But that's the COVID And the news.
Amy
Was like, you couldn't. How do you tell the whole world you're flying across the world then?
Bobby Bones
But famous people were offered to cover a spy.
Amy
Oh, oh, so you believe that one, the spy?
Bobby Bones
Do I think probably, yeah, probably.
Morgan
You think she was a spy?
Bobby Bones
I think there was probably some spyish activities happening. Even if it wasn't her main thing. I do think that they probably were involved in gathering intelligence. Yes.
Morgan
Really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I think that happened throughout history with many, many famous people, because they're famous and you know them. It's hiding in plain sight. Number one's a zodiac killer, a serial killer in California. Taunted police with like letters and like codes, very cryptic codes, and was never caught. There's a new Netflix documentary about it where they think they got it, but even then it's like, did they really. Was it multiple people?
Amy
Oh, they never caught in copycats, maybe.
Bobby Bones
Multiple suspects have been named, including Arthur Lee Allen and Gary Post, but none were proven definitively. Some people do believe the zodiac was never one person, but a group and maybe a group working together. Maybe a group of people that weren't. But the thing was, if they weren't working together and it was copycats, usually copycats aren't as smart as the original. And all of them were like, unable to be caught. Which is why they believe it was the same person, Whomever it is, dead now. But it's like Jack the Ripper.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
I do think if I were back then, I could have been a serial killer easily and gotten away with it.
Morgan
How do you think that?
Bobby Bones
Because nobody. If they don't see you do it, you didn't do it. You could have gone away. The ease. There's no DNA. There's no DNA evidence. There's no evidence at all.
Amy
Nothing, really.
Bobby Bones
That's how you get away with anything. Even like in the 60s. Yeah, you commit crimes like crazy.
Eddie
That's why Ted Bundy just moved states.
Morgan
Oh, yeah, I know.
Bobby Bones
They didn't even talk to each other.
Morgan
Right.
Amy
It was like Dukes of Houses where they'd be like, it's another state.
Eddie
Get to that county line, man.
Bobby Bones
Get to that county line. So, okay, well, maybe that wasn't the desired audience for that segment.
Morgan
I thought it was.
Eddie
I mean, something's just over my head. You. You think too deep. No, I don't think about, like, the linear time travel. And I'm like, what in the world? I don't know what that means. So I'm just like.
Morgan
Because that's not what you're into.
Eddie
That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying. I'm saying I don't understand it. So I'm like, no, I get it. I don't even know what he was saying. When he's saying linear time travel. I'm like, I don't even know what that means.
Bobby Bones
No, just linear. Like time is right now understood to be linear. Meaning in a straight line, like, tick tock, tick tock. Time only goes one direction.
Morgan
Linear.
Eddie
Oh, yeah, it does. It goes that way.
Amy
Linear.
Eddie
Can't go backwards.
Morgan
But like other things in life, you know, not linear.
Bobby Bones
You could if you have a time. A time machine, like Eddie asked.
Amy
Yeah, that's why we talked about that.
Bobby Bones
That was it.
Eddie
All right.
Bobby Bones
Well. All right.
Morgan
Golly. I'm still thinking about that guy from Hobby Lobby.
Amy
Yeah. That's terrible, man.
Eddie
We've told that story.
Morgan
I know you have. I just. We tell a lot of things now that I had a little moment with it. I do remember now. And I am just, like, shocked.
Amy
I remember, like, one day you forgot your lunch and you ate a bunch of paydays.
Morgan
Yeah, paydays.
Bobby Bones
And got sick. That's why I've not had one since.
Amy
I remember that story.
Bobby Bones
It wasn't lunch, it was dinner. Cause it was after school.
Amy
Okay, forget the details, man.
Morgan
Yeah, but I didn't know about the treat. The machine guy told Payday way more than he's told.
Bobby Bones
The other one's dark. And I didn't work there when it happened. It was after I was gone dead day. But it was just. Hey, did you hear.
Morgan
I wonder if he was involved in something else.
Bobby Bones
Stop.
Morgan
You know what I mean?
Bobby Bones
No, I don't. There was no reason to think that at all. But he had the money and they were walking out of the back.
Morgan
Just take the money. You don't have to put me in the compactor.
Amy
And then that's what you would do.
Bobby Bones
But why would you think he was involved in anything?
Morgan
Well, I don't know, because I'm like, why else?
Eddie
Because Amy watches too many crime shows where everybody. I'm not trying to.
Morgan
I'm like, maybe he knew something else. I'm not saying he was a bad person in any way, but, like, maybe somehow they're like, we need to get rid of this guy. To me, just like the Hobby lobby money bag.
Bobby Bones
They could have just killed him to rob him. And then they were like, oh, crap, we got to do something with the money.
Morgan
Yeah. Maybe killed him accidentally. They mean to kill him.
Bobby Bones
Sure. Or you just kill him to rob them.
Morgan
I can get behind. No, because, like, now you're white. Take the money. And if you get caught, you're in jail for stealing money. You murder him. Now you're in jail for murder.
Amy
Yeah, you're right.
Morgan
It's very different.
Bobby Bones
I hear you, but you're putting a rational question on an irrational act.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Where if you go up and rob somebody and all of a sudden they're like, no. And they pull a gun or knife on you, you just shoot them and kill them because you feel threatened. And you're the one that was robbing, so now we gotta do something with the bot.
Morgan
I understand.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. That's it.
Amy
That's crazy.
Morgan
It's crazy. Totally.
Bobby Bones
Well, I'm gonna give that a C minus. That's the one I do in my room by myself. I guess.
Amy
You do it later today.
Bobby Bones
Again, I.
Morgan
That one wasn't dope, Stanley.
Bobby Bones
That one wasn't received very well. What do you guys think about Roanoke? Guys? Okay, that's it. I don't think there's anything else today that I needed to get to in the post show. It's not the post show anymore. Extra podcast. Let's see. Is this something. Mike, I don't know how true this is. I don't want to. Yeah, it's a Facebook post.
Morgan
Well, what is it? Say it.
Amy
It's about the hobby lobby.
Bobby Bones
Mm. Mm.
Morgan
What's that about? Amelia?
Bobby Bones
You know what? I'm not. That's not for me to read, because that is, too. I never. Hey, I never heard that before. If you can really cite a Facebook comment. If we have to cite Facebook comments.
Morgan
Like from our page.
Bobby Bones
Nah, nah.
Morgan
Just tell us what it had to do with.
Bobby Bones
Nah.
Morgan
The boat in the ocean with all the stuff.
Bobby Bones
Yep, that one. Time travel from the future. From the future. I just told myself, don't do this segment that Mike has put up on the screen because you might get in trouble. So. Okay, cool. Thank you, guys, and we will see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody.
Jeremy Scott
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley season one.
Bobby Bones
Every time I hear about my dad is, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
Jeremy Scott
I was becoming the bridge between Jeremy Scott and the son he'd never known.
Bobby Bones
At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
Jeremy Scott
Listen to new episodes of bone Valley Season 2, starting April 9 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – THURS PT 2: Bobby On Bad Storms Last Night Keeping Us Up + Top 10 Most Unexplained Things In U.S. History
Host: Bobby Bones
Network: Premiere Networks
Release Date: April 3, 2025
Episode Title: THURS PT 2: Bobby On Bad Storms Last Night Keeping Us Up + Top 10 Most Unexplained Things In U.S. History
The episode kicks off with Bobby sharing his harrowing experience during a severe storm that hit last night. Despite his familiarity with tornadoes from growing up in Arkansas and his wife's experiences in Oklahoma, the intensity of the recent storm was unexpected.
Bobby Bones [00:31]: "I was up all night. I fell asleep at first about 6:30pm. I didn't really do anything for my birthday, so I just went to bed."
Discussion Highlights:
Alert Trigger: An Amber Alert-like notification disrupted Bobby and his family’s sleep, signaling the possibility of tornadoes. Although they didn’t have a basement, they quickly moved to their safe room.
Weather Monitoring: The Nashville Weather Twitter account provided real-time updates and specific instructions on where to seek shelter, which Bobby praised.
Impact on Daily Life: While Bobby didn’t experience a direct hit, the storm caused significant disruptions, including power outages and school cancellations due to flooding.
Family Dynamics: Bobby’s wife, dealing with PTSD from a previous tornado experience, was particularly vigilant, keeping the family awake and monitoring updates.
Notable Quote:
Transitioning from weather woes, the conversation shifts to the impending Real ID requirements and the necessity of obtaining passports.
Bobby Bones [16:00]: "Listen to new episodes of bone Valley Season 2 starting April 9 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast."
Key Points:
Real ID Mandate: All states are implementing Real ID standards by May 7, 2025, necessitating visits to the DMV for updated identification.
Challenges Faced:
Passports: Emphasizing the importance of having a valid passport for travel and governmental identification, Bobby encourages listeners to secure one promptly.
Notable Quotes:
Bobby transitions to a lighter topic, discussing his birthday and the thoughtful gifts he received from friends.
Bobby Bones [31:34]: "We will see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody."
Highlights:
Gift Opening: Bobby opens a vintage 1994 Razorback Final Four shirt gifted by Scuba Steve, reflecting on its sentimental value.
Photography Insights: The discussion delves into Bobby’s discomfort with certain professional photos taken for promotional purposes, highlighting his insecurities about his appearance during different phases of his life.
Notable Quotes:
In the latter half of the episode, Bobby and his friends delve into a captivating segment discussing the top 10 most unexplained phenomena in American history. This segment blends historical facts with intriguing theories, sparking engaging conversations among the hosts.
Overview: On Christmas Eve, five of George and Jenny Sauter's ten children vanished during a house fire in West Virginia. No remains were found, leading to theories of kidnapping by organized crime possibly linked to Mussolini’s opposition.
Notable Quote:
Overview: Alleged secret experiments by the U.S. military on mind control, time travel, and interdimensional portals at Camp Hero in Montauk, New York. These endeavors supposedly inspired the series "Stranger Things."
Discussion Points: The blend of fact and fiction, government disinformation, and the impact of such theories on popular culture.
Notable Quote:
Overview: A purportedly haunted vessel where the entire crew was found dead with frozen expressions before the ship mysteriously exploded. Theories range from carbon monoxide poisoning to smuggling chemical weapons.
Notable Quote:
Overview: Found adrift in the Atlantic Ocean in 1872 with no crew aboard yet fully stocked and undisturbed. Theories include piracy, natural disasters, or extraterrestrial involvement.
Notable Quote:
Overview: The famed aviator vanished over the Pacific during her attempt to circumnavigate the globe. No wreckage was found, leading to theories of a crash or capture by Japanese forces.
Discussion Points: The balance between historical evidence and speculative theories.
Notable Quote:
Overview: An unidentified serial killer in California who taunted police with cryptic letters and codes. Despite numerous suspects, the case remains unsolved.
Discussion Points: The challenges in solving cases without definitive evidence and the impact of media coverage.
Notable Quote:
Overview: The renowned writer was found delirious in Baltimore, wearing clothes not his own, and muttering the name "Reynolds" before dying shortly after. The cause of his death remains unknown.
Notable Quote:
Overview: Over a hundred English settlers disappeared from Roanoke Island, leaving behind only the cryptic word "Croatoan" carved into a post. Theories include integration with native tribes or hostile actions by outsiders.
Notable Quote:
Overview: Thousands in Arizona reported seeing a massive, silent, V-shaped formation of lights hovering in the sky. Theories range from secret military aircraft to extraterrestrial activity.
Notable Quote:
Overview: While not a historical event, Bobby engages in a speculative discussion on the concept of time travel, its feasibility, and the implications of interacting with oneself from the past or future.
Discussion Points: Theoretical physics vs. practical implementation, the multiverse theory, and personal reflections on the desire to influence one's own timeline.
Notable Quote:
The episode blends personal anecdotes with intriguing discussions on historical mysteries and speculative theories, offering listeners a mix of relatable content and intellectual stimulation. Bobby's candidness about his experiences, coupled with his curiosity about the unexplained, creates an engaging narrative that resonates with a diverse audience.
Notable Closing Quote:
Listener Takeaways:
Preparedness: Bobby emphasizes the importance of being prepared for severe weather, highlighting the significance of having reliable information sources and safe shelter plans.
Documentation: The necessity of updating identification documents like Real IDs and passports is underscored, urging listeners to take action promptly.
Historical Curiosity: The top 10 segment encourages listeners to delve deeper into historical mysteries, fostering a sense of wonder and inquiry about the unknown facets of American history.
Final Note: This episode serves as a blend of personal storytelling and exploration of age-old mysteries, making it both entertaining and thought-provoking for listeners seeking a mix of light-hearted conversation and deeper discussions.