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Bobby Bones
A lot of my friends, they can't even get their day going without stopping by Starbucks. But the great thing now at Starbucks is, is that if you go and you decide you want to hang out in Starbucks for a little bit, they're now doing ceramics, like glassware. So if you're gonna go, you're gonna meet a friend and you order a drink and you say, I want it here, you're gonna get it in a mug or a glass. So you go to Starbucks anyway. Next time, stay a while at your next Starbucks visit.
Lunchbox
Why would you do that to me?
Caroline D'Amore
Los Angeles 2021 A friendly neighbor appear nowhere and promises to make all my dreams come true let's not forget that.
Bobby Bones
David Blume was a professional con artist, so you didn't stand a chance.
Caroline D'Amore
But my dreams soon turned into a Nightmare. I'm Caroline D'Amore. Listen as I take down my scammer on Once Upon a con on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Mandy B
Valentine's Day is coming up and whether you're booed up, situation shipped, or flying solo, you gotta make the right moves or decisions. Tune in to this week's episode of Decisions Decisions with me, your girl, Mandy B and Weezy, where we break it all down. We are joined by Katie Rose.
Bobby Bones
Once you get to that place of healing, which is what it sounds like for you, the fulfillment starts to come from within.
Mandy B
Being healed sucks. It ain't as fun.
Lunchbox
Don't do it.
Mandy B
Well, I could say it could. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite podcast.
Mary Kay McBrayer
Mary I'm Mary Kay McBrayer, host of the podcast the Greatest True Crime Stories Ever Told. This season explores women from the 19th century to now. Women who were murderers and scammers, but also women who were photojournalists, lawyers, writers, and more. This podcast tells more than just the brutal, gory details of horrific acts. I delve into the good, the bad, the difficulty, and all the nuance I can find because these are the stories that we need to know to understand the intersection of society, justice, and the fascinating workings of the human psyche. Join me every week as I tell some of the most enthralling true crime stories about women who are not just victims, but heroes or villains, or often somewhere in between. Listen to the greatest true crime stories ever told on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Mike D's riding his wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what? This. This is the Bobby Bone story. We have 90 seconds to try to figure out as many jokes as we possibly can. At this point, we do Amy's Morning Corny, but on Thursdays, it's the investigative Morning Corny. Is there a theme?
Lunchbox
What do you think?
Bobby Bones
Valentine's?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, cool.
Lunchbox
You already figured out, like, you know, you're out. You're on a roll.
Eddie
Well, it's a good start.
Bobby Bones
You just said, what do you think? Yeah. All right, here we go.
Amy
The Morning Corny.
Lunchbox
What do you call an army of baby cupids?
Bobby Bones
Baby Cupid's infantry.
Eddie
Good job.
Lunchbox
Okay, that doesn't even make sense. Okay. Why was the ghost sad on Valentine's Day?
Amy
Got ghosted.
Bobby Bones
Stood up. Ghost is good.
Lunchbox
That's a good one.
Bobby Bones
It is good, but. Oh, not yet on the page. No date, no phantom, no heart.
Amy
Broken heart. Heartless.
Lunchbox
Why was the ghost sad on Valentine's Day?
Amy
No flowers, no roses.
Eddie
No reservation.
Bobby Bones
But he booed. He did. His boo was there. He didn't have a boo. That's it. Got it.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Okay. What do you call a heart in.
Bobby Bones
Handcuffs and chain locked up?
Amy
Love Locked.
Bobby Bones
Locked. Oh, lock, love, love lock.
Amy
Love Locks locked up abroad.
Eddie
Handcuffs.
Bobby Bones
We say it again.
Lunchbox
What do you call a heart and handcuffs? Yeah. Okay, let's go.
Eddie
Let's go.
Lunchbox
Okay. When do bedbugs fall in love?
Bobby Bones
Lice. First bite. Love first lice.
Amy
First bite.
Eddie
So good.
Bobby Bones
Lice at first sight.
Eddie
Bed bugs.
Amy
Bed bugs. Love it when you fall asleep. When love it, love it at night.
Lunchbox
When do bedbugs fall in love?
Eddie
When you fall into bed at night.
Amy
Asleep. And in the middle of the night. Dark.
Bobby Bones
Bite. Itch at first bite.
Amy
So the first itch first.
Bobby Bones
The dads fall in love in the mattress. Mattress.
Amy
Mattress.
Lunchbox
Oh, so close. In the spring.
Eddie
Oh, in the spring. Like mattress spring, huh? That's tough. We would have never gotten that.
Lunchbox
When did they fall in love? In the spring.
Bobby Bones
No, I know. The Valentine's Day box.
Eddie
Spring box.
Bobby Bones
No, I hear you. I. I know. Guys, I. Honestly, when I do that, I kind of. I get the joke.
Eddie
I do, but I didn't at first.
Lunchbox
What happens after two spiders get engaged?
Bobby Bones
A web. They. They would get wet. Wet. What are you pointing.
Eddie
A webbing.
Lunchbox
Yeah, they have a.
Bobby Bones
The infantry one.
Amy
Infant.
Bobby Bones
I know. I got the baby. Where the cupid come from?
Amy
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Could that just be a bunch of Babies getting married, a baby army.
Lunchbox
It's just. It's just.
Bobby Bones
You just inserted Cupid for no reason.
Lunchbox
It made it Valentine's Day.
Bobby Bones
Okay, see, that's what I thought. Let's do the exercise. You have a dinner. You get to invite three living celebrities. Who are the three celebrities? I'll go first. I've always wanted to meet Adam Sandler and interviewed him on Zoom once a long time ago. Ran to him at the airport a couple days ago.
Lunchbox
Oh, really?
Bobby Bones
I was like, holy crap. I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. There was a guy in our group who did, and it was kind of embarrassing. But that's on. That's on the podcast 25 Whistles. But I'm the one that spotted him. I was like, oh, my God, Adam Sandler. I just pointed for a second, pull my hand back, because that's like, one of the three. That's one of the three. That's why I, you know, do funny music. Adam Sandler is a massive influence. Obviously David Letterman, and I mean, I'm wearing a Chicago Cubs cardigan now, but the first basement for the Cubs back in the day. Mark Grace, Those would be my three.
Eddie
It's a good dinner.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Amy Adams, center, looked like you thought he would. He had big goofy clothes on, Like a big tie, dye color hoodie, and, like, oversized sweatpants is what he's wearing to the game. And he was just eating olives. He was. There's a little olive tray, and he was grabbing olives off the tray, put it. And I was. I went, like, trying to tell Eddie and Mike without going Adam Sandler, because I thought going Sandler would be so hidden that he wouldn't know I was talking about him. But he was super nice to everybody. But, yeah, I was right there. And I don't regret not. I don't want to bother people, but that's mine. Amy, your three.
Lunchbox
I'm gonna go. Robin Roberts isn't obvious for me just because I've always wanted to spend time with her. So, boom, she's gonna be at the table along with Theo Vaughn, because I think he's hilarious, and I'd like to see him interact with Robin. And then I'm gonna go ahead and for whatever reason, I have a little obsession lately with Morgan Freeman, and I.
Bobby Bones
Feel like that is Morgan Freeman. Oh, the actor. Yeah. You said it weird. Like, some girl like Morgan. Morgan.
Lunchbox
Morgan.
Bobby Bones
You mean Morgan Freeman.
Eddie
Morgan Freeman.
Lunchbox
Morgan Freeman.
Bobby Bones
Morgan Freeman. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yes. Because also, yes, I want to hear him tell us stories in his voice. Maybe it's because he's in Lioness, and he's just been on my brain lately. Like, I had a dream about Morgan Freeman the other night, so I was like, well, I gotta invite him to dinner. I just feel like that would be a really good combo.
Bobby Bones
I had semi dinner with the Ovon.
Lunchbox
Oh, you ran into him at a restaurant?
Bobby Bones
No, he came and sat with us for, like, 15 minutes. We were at a restaurant? Yeah, he was by himself.
Lunchbox
And he said. Came and said hi.
Bobby Bones
It was me, Caitlyn and Brett Eldridge. And we were having dinner, and he was sitting, I don't know, two tables over. There's no food in front of him. And I walk up, I went to the bathroom, and I see him sitting there, and I'm like, hey, no food. And I'm like, hey, Theo, I'm Bobby Bones. I watch your stuff. He goes, hey, man, I watch your stuff too. And I was like, cool. I was like, just wanted to say hi. And he goes, you mind if I come sit with you guys?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
So he come and sat with us, like, 15 minutes. He had just ordered, and then when his food came, he went back over to his table, huh? Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah. He just seems so random and so.
Bobby Bones
Random, and it was both. Was so random and so funny. He told a story about it because he's from Louisiana, from Arkansas. And his story was the last time he was in Arkansas, he went turkey hunting. And now I don't know if he's ever done this as a bit or if it was a random story because I laughed for probably 10 minutes. He said his buddy took him to this turkey hunting, like a lodge, a turkey hunt all day. They couldn't find her. They shot no turkeys. No turkeys. And so they gave up and went back in. And as they were getting back in the truck to leave and driving out, his buddy sees turkeys, like, get your guns. And Theo's like, no, no, game's over. Like, the shot clock expired. The buzz. You don't get to, like, grab a basketball after the game's over. Like, the day we lost, turkeys beat us. We don't get to grab a gun once the game is over and go shoot them. And I remember just laughing at that.
Eddie
It's funny.
Bobby Bones
He's awesome. Yeah. Never talked to him again. But he was just sitting there by himself. He was writing notes in a notepad.
Lunchbox
Oh, so you're confirming he'd be a good dinner guest.
Bobby Bones
Be like, turkey hunting stories. Got it. Great lunchbox.
Amy
Oh, it's easy, man. Johnny Bananas. First off, he's going to be sitting at that table with me. We're going to be talking about Real World, Key West. We're going to be talking about the challenge and just everything that he gets to do in his life because he's so good on TV. And then I'm going to have Chelsea Halska from 16 and Pregnant and teen mom, because I've never met her. I've met a lot of the other girls that are on that show.
Bobby Bones
Teen Moms. Yeah.
Amy
And so since I've never met her, that she's the next one. And then last but not least, Jessica Alba. Single. You're married, but we gotta see if there's sparks.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
He just wants to know if there would be a chance.
Bobby Bones
Right. Okay, I'll. No. The answer's no.
Amy
You don't know. How do you know?
Bobby Bones
Okay. I just guess the odds are, like minus 9,000.
Lunchbox
No, I think the odds are higher if she's at the table with Johnny Bananas. That she ends up with.
Eddie
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
Or Chelsea or whatever. Yes. Maybe Eddie.
Eddie
I have to go Tom Hanks. He's my favorite actor of all time. Tom Hanks, number one. Number two, I gotta go Bob Dylan, because I feel like I've heard stories that he's such a nice guy, even though he seems like he's not a nice guy, so the stories he has would be amazing. And then I'm gonna throw this one in randomly just because I think she's so funny. Tina Fey.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
That'd be good, right?
Eddie
Like, she would just make everyone laugh at the table.
Amy
Oh.
Bobby Bones
The worst is when you bring someone, though, with the expectation they're gonna make everybody laugh.
Lunchbox
You know, I have.
Bobby Bones
They never do. Oh, I had that thought.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
The people you think are gonna be the funniest, they don't want the pressure to feel funny. In normal life, they are the funniest, but when the expectation is there, they're like, this sucks. I want to live my normal life.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Take it from somebody who always gets, that's my. Bobby's gonna make us laugh. And then I'm just sad the whole time. We'll do the rest of the show later on Bones. Let's check the voicemails. Number one.
Amy
Hey, I just heard the bit about.
Bobby Bones
A couple weeks ago about Lunchbox's hair.
Eddie
I'm his barber, and I just wanted to let Eddie know if he wants.
Bobby Bones
To come down and me to wax his.
Amy
I'll for sure do that for free.
Bobby Bones
Since he doesn't like my work. I'll see if I can get him looking right. That's his barber.
Lunchbox
What?
Eddie
Nah, he's making that up. There's no way is that your barber.
Amy
Dude, I don't have a barber. I go to the first one available. Like, I have no idea.
Lunchbox
That's just some guy wanting to listen with me.
Bobby Bones
Eddie saw Lunchbox's hair be a little jacked up after a haircut.
Eddie
You guys saw it?
Bobby Bones
I did not. I don't see much. I'm blind, but I'm not sure if that's his barber or not. That's number one. All right, this is Shawna from South Carolina. I wanted to say I just watched the comedically inspirational special that you had on DVR last night. It was awesome. I loved it because I've never been able to go see a show with y'all in it. The real question I had was you always talk about chat DBT, and you were talking about that. What is ChatGPT? That's what I'm trying to figure out. And how do you get it? All right, thanks. Good question. I'll answer that one. It's an app. It's basically AI. It's basically Google's AI, Right? It's just a better version of it. People freak out about AI, but we've had it forever. It's what an algorithm is. It's what Google. But Grok is the version on Twitter. ChatGPT is an app that you can use that has AI, so you just download it, and then you ask questions, and it answers you. Not always right, but generally speaking, it's pretty accurate. And thanks for watching my special on cmt. I was at the Super Bowl, Amy, and this random man comes up to me and goes, I never heard of you. I was stuck in my hotel room, and I watched your special on cmt. And he goes, it's pretty good. And I was like, thanks.
Lunchbox
Oh, wow.
Bobby Bones
And he goes, I just want you to know, I never heard of you. I was like that. You emphasize that twice. I hear you. I appreciate that.
Lunchbox
But what are the odds he never heard of you?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Saw your special while he was in the hotel and then saw you.
Bobby Bones
And that's what he said. He said, I thought people would be swarming you. And then I was like, I just keep taking, like, strays here. We get it. Not really famous. But then he wanted to talk about it. For a while. I was. That was super cool. Because in reality, somebody that didn't know the show didn't know my story, he said he was just flipping channels. There weren't a Lot of channels on the basic cable in the hotel and he said he came across it. So thanks to CMT for. For airing it. All right, number three. Eddie. Oh, my God, I love you so much. You are seriously, like my favorite on the show. But I was just scrolling TikTok and pro tip. Don't shave your head and your beard at the same time. It's just. Don't do it anymore, please.
Lunchbox
Oh, gosh.
Eddie
So. So is it like a hygiene thing where you don't shave your head and you're say the word hygiene?
Bobby Bones
Huh?
Eddie
Hygiene.
Bobby Bones
Who said hygiene?
Eddie
Hygiene.
Lunchbox
How do you say hygiene?
Bobby Bones
Hygiene.
Eddie
Hygiene.
Bobby Bones
Okay, go ahead.
Eddie
So. So, like, is it like a health.
Bobby Bones
Thing where fresh, like weird.
Lunchbox
Like a look.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like a hairless rat.
Eddie
Oh, I've always been. I've been doing that since I shaved my.
Bobby Bones
No, you gotta keep a little scruff. I don't think it looks bad or. Sorry, let me. Sorry. A hairless chupacabra. Oh, yes. There you go. All right, Next one Morning studio. I have a morning Corny. How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? The same way. That's for you, Amy. Love y'all. I appreciate that.
Lunchbox
Same way. Unique up on it.
Bobby Bones
Next one last one. Go ahead. I am wondering if Bobby believes in the moon affecting the tide. If you believe that the moon affects the tide, like when you go fishing, for instance, it's important to know these things. Then if the tide affects the water, why wouldn't it affect us? I mean, if you want to get real scientific about it, we are largely water. Anyway, it's been brought up a couple of times, so I figured, why not call and ask the question. Have a great day. Thank you. Love the question. Love that you asked me that. Absolutely. The moon affects tides. The thing with astrology is that they're going, hey, you're born at this time. Everyone born at this time. You are this way. The moon affects tides. That's science. We're all affected by that. Not based on when we were born, how we were born, what day we were born. If retrograde's happening to nuclear war planes, I don't even. I knew what they do. Lions, Celsius, they just say words. Astrology is bull crap, that's all. But I do believe that absolutely the tides are affected by different things, including the moon. But that's not astrology. That's.
Eddie
She's saying including us because we are.
Bobby Bones
Mostly water, but again, has nothing to do with we were born. That's just generally where we are geographically on the planet.
Eddie
But do you think the moon messes with us, too? Because we are water?
Lunchbox
Yeah. They say when there's a full moon, ers are more full.
Bobby Bones
Whoa. I don't know what that means. I'm not going to commit to that one, but absolutely. Things are affected, tides are affected, water is affected by, but not based on when we were born and what moon we were born under.
Lunchbox
And in your house.
Bobby Bones
The birth.
Lunchbox
There's a house, too.
Eddie
Where's the house?
Lunchbox
It has to do with your moons.
Bobby Bones
Astrology is the dumbest thing. That's fun. Astrology's fun. If you want to read your horoscope, I'm all for it. That's fun. If you are somebody who's dedicated to it and believes it. I have real problems with that also.
Lunchbox
Guys, I hate to break it to you, but ER visits going up during a full moon is a legend. Urban legend.
Bobby Bones
That's why I didn't say I could agree with that. No, that's. That's disinformation. Npr. Fact check. Your npr.
Lunchbox
No, I fact check myself.
Bobby Bones
Good for you. Okay, leave us voicemails at any time. 877-77-Bobby. That's our phone number. 877-77-BOBBY. Bones. A lot of my friends, they can't even get their day going without stopping by Starbucks for me. Love Starbucks. Love to get a chai tea. And if I'm ready, if I really need a big day, I'll get that double shot of espresso ready to go. But the great thing now at Starbucks is, is that if you go and you decide you want to hang out in Starbucks for a little bit, they're now doing ceramics, like glassware. So if you're going to go, you're going to meet a friend and you order a drink and you say, I want it here. You're going to get it in a mug or a glass. There's also a condiment bar. It's back. Now you can add the finishing touches to your drink so you don't have to go, well, I need a little more of this. I need a little less of this. You can do the perfect amount of cream and sugar. You now have even more reasons to stay a while at Starbucks. So you go to Starbucks anyway. Next time, stay a while at your next Starbucks visit.
Lunchbox
Why would you do that to me when I thought we were friends? We are friends.
Caroline D'Amore
Los Angeles, 2021. A friendly neighbor appears out of nowhere. Nowhere. And promises to make all my dreams come true.
Bobby Bones
Let's not forget that David Bloom was a professional con artist, so you didn't stand a chance.
Caroline D'Amore
But my dreams soon turned into a nightmare.
Amy
Bloom generally targeted people with money, and.
Caroline D'Amore
I was not alone.
Bobby Bones
He took over 100 people for over $15 million.
Eddie
One of the victims was his own grandmother.
Mary Kay McBrayer
I was married to David from 10 years. It was insane. I was barely functioning. And I just had this realization that he will not stop until he kills me.
Caroline D'Amore
Getting a con artist to pay for their crimes isn't easy.
Amy
Charge David blum.
Caroline D'Amore
I'm Caroline D'Amore. Listen as I take down my scammer on Once Upon a con, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Mary Kay McBrayer
I'm Mary Kay McBrayer, host of the podcast the Greatest True Crime Stories Ever Told. Join me every week as I tell some of the most enthralling true crime stories about women who are not just victims, but heroes or villains, or often somewhere in between. Listen to the greatest true crime stories ever told on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Unknown
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Bobby Bones
I did the iPhone update this morning. I'd seen a story where Apple's like, if you get it, you just need to update your phone. Amy, have you done yours yet? No. It took a long time. Okay, that means it's a pretty heavy one. But Apple announced a security breach that could allow other parties to bypass passcodes and pull stuff from your phone, even if locked. And so they released a new patch. It's been on my phone for a couple days. I just haven't done it because you have to be plugged in. It'd be charging for the most part, and then it takes a while, but it's just like, do it. Because if you don't, a hacker or law enforcement could gain full access to vulnerable devices. And a hacker, that's fine. Law enforcement. Hey, stay out of my stuff. They're kidding.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
I noticed you're looking at your phone.
Lunchbox
Yeah, because I have to figure out why I don't have a little red dot saying I need it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, maybe an Auto.
Lunchbox
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
Amy, you have so many red dots all over all of your phone. I don't know that you'd know which one's which.
Lunchbox
Okay, so. Oh, wow. This update provides important bug fixes and security updates, and it's recommended for all users. Update now.
Bobby Bones
If you do, it's going to shut your phone down for 20 minutes.
Lunchbox
That's fine.
Bobby Bones
That's okay.
Lunchbox
We have to work. I just need to plug it in. Do you have a plug?
Bobby Bones
I don't.
Lunchbox
Okay, I want to do it now.
Bobby Bones
So everyone out there that's listening. This is just a PSA here. Update your iPhone. Another thing is, I just want to put people on to our podcast from yesterday. You will hear something that didn't get aired in its entirety because it ended up being, like, 20 minutes long. We had someone trying to scam the show. We ended up going after the scammer that was trying to scam us. And so I want to play you a clip of the scammer before I tell you the story. I want to play a clip of the scammer trying to convince us. Hey, it's. It's okay. Don't be scared. Don't be afraid. You're safe. Don't worry. That's the scammer talking to us. And does that ever work? Is that like, relax? Like, if my wife and I are going back and forth, just relax. That never works. I think if someone is like, hey, don't be afraid.
Lunchbox
I know. I just don't stand there, you know, with, like, a script. It's like, if they say this, Say these words. If they say this. And so I don't know if he was, like, going through a script. He's like, okay, this will probably work. You are safe.
Bobby Bones
You are safe.
Lunchbox
Don't be afraid.
Bobby Bones
So a week or so ago, we got an email asking Amy to be on a podcast for one of the teen moms, Kaylin Lowry. Correct. It felt a little weird because they went to Amy and not Lunchbox. So we laughed at Lunchbox. We were like, this is your favorite show. They're not asking you, they're asking Amy. But it also. We kind of thought it was a scam because they were like, we're going to do it on Facebook. We're like, ah.
Lunchbox
But they hadn't asked for money yet. So we were like, what's the deal?
Bobby Bones
So we chased it to see if they would.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
And Amy's like, I'm in. Just to see what they would say. They still didn't ask for money. They said, okay. Well, what time can you set up the appointment? Amy's like, 11:00am you know, after our show is over, we get online and we sit and we wait, and they send Amy a code to log into Zoom. We debated. We weren't gonna click the link, and we debated putting the code to get into the Zoom. And then we said no. And I said, why don't you just set up a new Zoom and invite them to your Zoom so you'd have control, thinking, there's no way they'll do this. I'll be dang if they didn't do it.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah, because we were in there waiting. I was like, he's not showing. He's not showing. And then all of a sudden, he was in the waiting room, and I let him in.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
No visual, though. He's like, oh, of course I was on camera.
Bobby Bones
But, yeah, he wouldn't show his face.
Lunchbox
He had a little graphic that said podcast. Podcast with a microphone. And, you know, that makes him seem really official, like, he's a podcast.
Bobby Bones
That's hilarious. I didn't know that.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And so he's like, why are you guys laughing? And Amy's like, I thought we were, like, doing a fun podcast because he starts to feel like we're. We've got. Like, at least we're recording him, and we got him, so he's feeling a little nervous about it. And Amy goes, where are you from?
Lunchbox
Wait, I love your accent. Where are you from?
Bobby Bones
I'm from India. My accent is not good. So the thing is, he's supposed to be her agent from, like, Florida or Pennsylvania. You got to lie and not say you're from India. That's probably where he's trying to hack from.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Like, why in the world would she be stateside and hire a manager in India? But maybe he is from India and living in America, and I don't think so. Okay.
Bobby Bones
And then as we're backing out because he wants to take control of Amy's computer, he's like, let's let me have control of your screen. And Amy starts to go, I don't know. I don't think I'm gonna do that. Then he said this. Don't be afraid. You're safe. Don't worry. Oh, you know, good point. Okay, I'm in now. I'm in.
Lunchbox
Okay, let me give you access to screen share with me.
Bobby Bones
You can go listen to yesterday's podcast. It's at the very front of it. It's part one on the 12th, and it's all 20 minutes and it's exactly how they're trying to scam you. We never let him have our screen. Obviously we knew. And then as soon as he knew we knew he was out. I did not know he had a microphone because now I'm starting to think he was real. It said podcast written on it.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Cuz I was like, oh, I thought this was going to be, you know, we could do video. And he's like, no, no, no. This is an audio session.
Bobby Bones
And don't be afraid.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you are safe.
Bobby Bones
You are safe.
Eddie
My favorite was Amy Zane, like, afraid of what?
Bobby Bones
So it's on yesterday's podcast. Search for the Bobby Bones Show. And then if you have an iPhone and you're getting that update, I easily can see where you don't do it for a long time because I will sometimes ignore. I'm not a big red dot ignore. But sometimes it just doesn't show up as a red dot. So look and see in your settings if there's an update. Update your phone. So there's that. Call us as well if you want. 877-7-Bobby 87777 b o b y Bones, have you been feeling itchy lately? If so, experts say you're probably not allergic to anything new. That urge to scratch may be anxiety that is manifesting itself into itching and then you scratching anything here.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I've heard about this. When you feel itchy and you're like, I don't understand why it doesn't look like I've been bitten or anything. Maybe stop and do some breath work or quick meditation and just try to relax. And you may find that the itching goes away. But if you start to scratch it, then it just becomes this whole thing where you think you're itching and you're not.
Bobby Bones
This story Journal of Allergy and Clinical Immunology, it's where it's from. I just need to say that so I don't get sued by them. I'd hate to have a lawsuit from them. They talk about itching and how, again, it's in the mind a lot. If I just think about itching, I start to itch somewhere.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So like right now, I need to scratch my knuckles. My knuckles didn't itch until I started thinking about that. So now that's crazy. Do you. Yawning is contagious. Ish. Right? Yeah.
Lunchbox
I think if you don't yawn, yes, it's very contagious. And if you don't yawn, it means you're a psychopath or something.
Bobby Bones
But it is itching. Like, if you see someone scratch, do you feel the need to scratch? Likewise. I'm gonna.
Lunchbox
No, that doesn't. No. Doesn't make me itch. Oh, no. Am I a psychopath?
Bobby Bones
All right, next up, scientists say the smell of fresh pizza generates more arousal than any other food. They believe the aroma of. Yeah, okay. Of mozzarella, tomatoes, basil, and fresh dough is the perfect aphrodisiac when it comes to smelling. It works for men and women. Told you guys about that cologne, that pizza cologne.
Eddie
Oh, pepperoni.
Bobby Bones
No, you know, it's perfume. It was perfume. It's pepperoni pizza perfume. And I said it could be unisex. It doesn't have to be perfume.
Lunchbox
But, like, the pizza council put that out.
Bobby Bones
University of Illinois. Okay, I feel you're coming from. A couple have had to put up a sign in front of their home after more than 100 buyers turned up to their door because a bogus seller used their address for a Facebook Marketplace scam. Since July, the couple, Leah and Gerard, have been turning away strangers who showed up at their doorstep to pick up the items they purchased on Facebook Marketplace.
Lunchbox
That's terrible.
Bobby Bones
Oh, and you know, some of them are mad. However, every one of those hopeful customers walked away empty handed because they realized it was a scam. The unusual situation started when a woman walked up to the couple's door inquiring about a bicycle that she saw online. Then, quote, we had more than 100 people show up at our home looking for items that we supposedly had for sale. People from all over the state who had then purchased items showed up to get the items.
Lunchbox
Okay, so don't ever exchange money until you have the item.
Bobby Bones
I've never bought anything on Facebook Marketplace.
Lunchbox
I have. I've bought and sold.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so is there an option to pay ahead? And is there?
Lunchbox
Well, yeah. No. Well, you just, you work that out. How are you going to receive payments? Any cash, Venmo, whatever, and then you make the exchange. So I guess in this case, these cases, they're saying, go ahead and send the 50 bucks and then here's the address or 100 or whatever it is.
Bobby Bones
Or even like a. A deposit on it.
Lunchbox
They're. Yes. And they're sending it before they get there.
Bobby Bones
That's a great scam.
Lunchbox
And, well, I guess they have to be shooting that. I mean, they have to be getting a lot of inquiries. And then, well, you first you got.
Bobby Bones
To put up like a general item that everybody wants. You're going to make a little money off of New York Post with that story that sucks with that family, though, all of a sudden people are showing. Because then I would feel nervous that people are like casing my house to rob my house or that somebody's going to get upset that and take it out on me or think I'm scamming them at the house.
Lunchbox
Yeah. When I had nothing to do with.
Bobby Bones
It, that I was the one who did it. And I'm like, I'm not giving you that bike. So I just lie and said nothing to do with it.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I feel like if I'm scamming you, think I'm going to use my own address.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. It's tough. Six men accused of kidnapping a family from a Chicago townhouse and forcing them to transfer $15 million in cryptocurrency. They're accused of this because they did this to the family members and a nanny and they forced them to transfer the $15 million in crypto before releasing them five days later near a dry cleaners. According to recently unsealed court records, the five day kidnapping, Seattle thought I was dead five days after like six hours. I'm thinking they're never going to release me. They like, what's the benefit of them releasing me after five days? I would for sure think I was dead.
Lunchbox
So I guess how did these people know that these people had that much in crypto?
Eddie
They probably knew them. Right.
Bobby Bones
The five day kidnapping is detailed in a 44 page FBI affidavit unsealed last week. Agents collected evidence, including receipts. They use zip ties and they had some unused ones. Some surveillance footage from rental cars to crypto wallets to Airbnb restaurants. All this information, it does not say that they knew the family personally, but somebody had to know they had this money. You don't just luckily guess on someone who's got $15 million, especially like these.
Lunchbox
People in this townhouse.
Bobby Bones
Good point.
Lunchbox
I mean, but I mean, townhouses can be super fancy. I don't know where this is.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I was thinking it was a super expensive townhouse.
Lunchbox
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
And then I was going, maybe they just picked a rich house.
Lunchbox
I was picturing like the townhouse I lived in in college.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, me too. That's 200 bucks a month in Arkadelphia, Arkansas. I was living high. Yes. And I had a roommate. It was 200 bucks a month. That's from the Chicago Tribune. But yeah, six day kidnapping. I think I'm dead at the first overnight. Unless there's somebody who can get the ransom. Because then I'm thinking it's like a ransom Play. Because as soon as they get that money transferred over, because it's all digital, like, why would they not just kill you?
Lunchbox
Well, because they're not murderers. Not everybody that steals crypto wants to murder people. You know what I mean?
Eddie
That's good to remind yourself of that.
Bobby Bones
You should put that on a coin.
Lunchbox
Next level. Like some people want to just, you know, get a little cash or rob 15 million. You don't want to kill somebody.
Bobby Bones
One of the alleged kidnappers, the 34 year old was arrested on January 17 while coming through. I didn't say anything about gang members. Yeah, that's a good saying. Amy, would you say that again? So T shirt makers everywhere.
Lunchbox
Okay? Not everybody that steals crypto and kidnaps and kidnaps people wants to murder people.
Eddie
Good reminder.
Lunchbox
I can't remember if that's exactly how I said it.
Bobby Bones
Footage from a Louisiana preschool of a fight club with 4 year olds. The teachers were having goodness. WAFB shocking footage showed two Louisiana preschool teachers laughing while they allowed students to beat up a classmate during an appalling fight. The mom, Olivia Robinson, told WFAB her 4 year old son was being plummeted at River Oaks Elementary School in January in the fight club Style videos lunchbox. We know.
Amy
So it looks like there's a 24 year olds or a 5 year old and a 4 year old and they are, I mean, here beating each other. And one kid goes to break it up and the kid goes, no, no, that has nothing to do with you. Like stops the kid from breaking it up. And you can hear the teacher laughing.
Bobby Bones
The other young kid, the very young kid.
Amy
So yeah, a third kid came in and tried to break it up. And teacher goes, no, no, no, that has nothing to do with you. And there was two separate videos. There was two different fights. I guess they were putting them up against each other and letting them go.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Amy
And she didn't find out till a month later.
Bobby Bones
Do you have a saying for that one?
Lunchbox
Not all teachers are angels.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I would.
Lunchbox
But most are.
Bobby Bones
I would have thought it in, like, not all teachers are garbage.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like. Like these, like we just talked about.
Lunchbox
I like to keep positive words in there.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Flu activity is the highest in 15 years. The CDC estimates 24 million flu illnesses. There have been 310,000 hospitalizations. The highest flu activity is in the south. And they list the states, Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama and the western states. They're the most affected. Wdtn, it's. You kind of almost don't know why people are sick. Because there's so many sick things happening all at once. Like, Amy's over there. I don't even know what you have today.
Mary Kay McBrayer
What?
Lunchbox
Because I keep just. It's like a baby cough.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And it could be anything because it's.
Lunchbox
Not a real cough. Like, I don't have any. Anything in my throat I don't have. It's like dry. And I just have to go like that. And I feel better. But that's why I keep having to hit my cough button. And that's all I'm doing.
Bobby Bones
So we don't know what that is. Like, it's a mystery illness.
Lunchbox
I named it baby cough.
Bobby Bones
And finally, Taylor Swift's super bowl outfit cost $65,000. I feel like this is wildly unfair. And this is why they list her outfit. And they go through the stuff. And of course she's going to have nice clothes and expensive clothes. She is a billionaire. But I would tell you why I think this headline is unfair. They go through her outfit. The all white outfit. A oversized Saint Laurent blazer, 3,800 bucks. A scoop neck, sleeveless bodysuit, $1300 denim shorts, like 200 bucks. A cream color thigh high Paris, Texas. Pair of boots, $1,100. Gianvache purse, $990 red leather. You add that up, that's not $65,000. But then they start listening to jewelry. That's not fair.
Lunchbox
Right?
Bobby Bones
Because you could use people's wedding rings. And they just want the headlight. The headline. The headline. I feel like that's an unfair headline. Then they start to go through her jewelry and they're like, well, she was wearing this tennis bracelet and this ring. That's not part of an outfit. You can wear the jewelry every day. Am I wrong?
Lunchbox
You're not wrong.
Bobby Bones
Do you feel like that is a misleading headline and want to just bully Taylor Swift?
Lunchbox
It still is a very expensive outfit. But like you said, standing by that Taylor has a lot of money. Like, her spending that on an outfit is like us spending.
Bobby Bones
But that's not even my point. My point is you can't put the jewelry into the outfit.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah, no, I'm with you on that. I'm just.
Bobby Bones
The headline would have been 2003, Taylor, Taylor's full outfit, $8,000. Nobody's clicking on that.
Lunchbox
Correct.
Eddie
And the denim shorts, they were only, what, 200 bucks? That's pretty.
Bobby Bones
$210.
Lunchbox
That's pretty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The most affordable item on the menu.
Bobby Bones
Tom Brady wore a $740,000 watch.
Lunchbox
How much?
Bobby Bones
$740,000.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Is the. The big gold watch underneath his. You see it in a sleeve, like halfway creep out. But it was a Jacob & Co. Timepiece, 424 gems. And they weren't like Tom Brady's one million dollar outfit right now. His watch did come up, but that was a whole separate thing. It was just a watch. Sexism. I say, all right, there you go. That's the news. Those were Bobby's big stories, Bones. A lot of my friends, they can't even get their day going without stopping by Starbucks for me. Love Starbucks. Love to get a chai tea. And if I'm ready, if I really need a big day, I'll get that double shot of espresso ready to go. But the great thing now at Starbucks is, is that if you go and you decide you want to hang out in Starbucks for a little bit, they're now doing ceramics, like glassware. So if you're going to go, you're going to meet a friend and you order a drink and you say, I want it here. You're going to get it in a mug or a glass. There's also a condiment bar. It's back. Now you can add the finishing touches to your drink so you don't have to go, well, I need a little more of this. I need a little less of this. You can do the perfect amount of cream and sugar. You now have even more reasons to stay a while at Starbucks. So you go to Starbucks anyway. Next time, stay a while at your next Starbucks visit.
Lunchbox
Why would you do that to me when I thought we were friends? We are friends.
Caroline D'Amore
Los Angeles, 2021. A friendly neighbor appears out of nowhere and promises to make all my dreams come true.
Bobby Bones
Let's not forget that David Blume was a professional con artist, so you didn't stand a chance.
Caroline D'Amore
But my dreams soon turned into a nightmare.
Amy
Bloom generally targeted people with money, and.
Caroline D'Amore
I was not alone.
Bobby Bones
He took over 100 people for over $15 million.
Eddie
One of the victims was his own grandmother.
Mary Kay McBrayer
I was married to David for almost 10 years. It was insane. I was barely functioning.
Lunchbox
And I just had this realization that.
Mary Kay McBrayer
He will not stop until he kills me.
Caroline D'Amore
Getting a con artist to paint, pay for their crimes isn't easy.
Amy
Charge David Blue.
Caroline D'Amore
I'm Caroline D'Amore. Listen as I take down my scammer on Once Upon a con on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Bobby Bones
I'm gonna need some help with this because I remember the story on a lunchbox. You were pretty big into the story. The Idaho murders.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And they were. The guy, the Bryan Coburger, they like, pinged his cell phone. Just give us the kind of recap of what we knew happened.
Amy
What we knew happened is someone came in in the middle of the night and slaughtered. Murdered these people, stabbed them.
Bobby Bones
Multiple college kids, right?
Amy
Yeah, like four, I think it's three girls and a dude. And they. No one was saying who did it. And we couldn't figure it out. Everybody was just like, oh, my gosh, they don't have them. And it turns out they were following this guy as he traveled all the way across the country. And they found a sheath I think is what it's called, a nice sheath. Like where you hold the knife in it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's what that's called. Like a sheath.
Amy
I've heard that.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Amy
That's what it's in the news story. And they found one outside the house and they did DNA and they got his fingerprint and then they went to his parents house and got some of the garbage and matched the DNA and that's when he was arrested.
Bobby Bones
And didn't people at the time go like, yeah, he was kind of creepy.
Amy
Creepy.
Bobby Bones
And he showed up. Did he show up at like the vigils or stuff?
Amy
He drove by the house the next day. According to the cell phone, he was a professor.
Eddie
Like a professor's aide at a criminal justice college.
Amy
Yes.
Eddie
Not the same college, a different one. Like Washington State? I think so.
Bobby Bones
But that made everyone think he had knowledge of how to do something because he was in like the academic part of.
Amy
No one suspected of him except for the cops. Everyone else was online detectives and they're like, Oh, I think it was this teacher at the school. I think it was this person. They're naming people that had nothing to do with the case. Like, nothing. Like all these online detectives. And the whole time, the police, I guess, started tracking this guy because of his cell phone, his car being spotted on security cameras, and then the DNA. And now apparently there was other DNA found in the house.
Bobby Bones
So that's where this story comes in.
Amy
And so they're trying to get it thrown out. His defense is like, there was other blood. There was other marks on the sheath.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Amy
So. And I'm like, oh, my gosh, if.
Bobby Bones
He walks free, well, let's listen to the evidence, because maybe I don't know if he did or didn't do it. I think at this point, we sometimes go. We were led astray simply by media and by the presentation of facts in a way that had bias. We never actually know everything. And I'll read you this. The attorneys for Idaho murder suspect Brian Kohberger have revealed explosive new evidence that they hope will set him free. The criminology student's lawyers claim blood from an unknown man was found on a handrail in the victim's home, and another's DNA was found on a glove outside. The shock claims may offer a glimpse at Kohberger's defense strategy. There is a possibility of the death penalty. Although the samples had been recognized in court filings, it was not previously known that at least two of the DNA samples had come from blood. So they had found other DNA, but they didn't know it was from blood, which is a completely different reason for it to exist, because you can just touch something and random people can touch. But why would there be new blood on the scene where all these people were murdered is what they're speculating that the use is going to be. In the trial, the attorney, Ann Taylor for Coburger, criticized authorities in his latest hearing as she said police did not disclose the unidentified blood when obtaining a search warrant for Coburger's arrest in December 2022, which prosecutors did not dispute. There have been many instances, and I think we've seen it over time, where law enforcement has wanted a case to go a certain way and have purposely not presented some things that would be counter to what they were pursuing for either political reasons, because, again, somebody can be a sheriff or police chief and can run for other offices. A big win. I don't know that he did it or didn't do it. I guess I just believe he did it. By all the stories and all the Speculation. But if his attorney says they did not disclose this blood and they knew they had it, that does make me go, why not? If there was this extra blood and they had it, why did they not present it with everything else?
Eddie
What was weird, and I remember reading about it when it happened, is that the murders, they say took place around 4am but the cops weren't called till 10am and the surviving roommate. There's a surviving roommate that was in there, didn't heard all the commotion, never called the cops until 10am But I.
Bobby Bones
Don'T remember the case like you guys do. But this is bringing up certain memories. She didn't like, walk out and see it though, right? She just heard something and there's probably like a lot of times partying or movement in a house where multiple people live.
Amy
Yes. It was known as a party house. And I think she did walk out and see him, but she just thought, oh, some guy leaving.
Bobby Bones
So she saw that specific dude.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so if he was there and.
Amy
I don't know, and that's the crazy part is why doesn't he go after her?
Eddie
Yeah, he didn't. He just walked right past her.
Amy
Just walked past her.
Bobby Bones
So the. Okay, great point. If he was the killer, you would think instinctually he would continue to kill anybody that was there that saw him.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Right?
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Does that make you percentage points think? Well, now that we have this unidentified blood and with what you already knew of, she saw him.
Amy
She wasn't able to pick him out because it was dark. She did say that she was just like, I saw a figure.
Bobby Bones
He knew somebody saw him. That's what matters more so than she saw him.
Eddie
She said they locked eyes. In her testimony. She said they locked eyes.
Bobby Bones
But think about this. If she couldn't tell that it was him. Right. You're saying that she could not. So she doesn't know it was him.
Amy
Right. But the killer has to think, oh, they know who I am and I.
Bobby Bones
Just did some killing. What's the difference in one more? Why would they not if they think they could be identified?
Amy
That's a great question. And then the fact that she didn't call the police for so long and she was like, I just thought they were hungover and they were sleeping in.
Bobby Bones
But that to me doesn't hit weird. That doesn't hit weird at all. If there are constantly people there. And that's probably happened 83 times where there's partying out there and you just are like, I'm also drunk and hungover. I don't want to.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And you don't think somebody just got murdered in your place?
Eddie
And did you ever see the video of them pulling. Is it Brian? Is that his name?
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
They pulled him and his dad over twice for tailgating. When they made their cross country trip from Washington state to Pennsylvania.
Amy
Pennsylvania.
Eddie
I believe they were already on his tail. Like they already knew that he was driving from Washington to Pennsylv, Pennsylvania.
Bobby Bones
Okay, why were they on his tail?
Amy
That's what I'm saying. They all the clues were pointing him towards pointing them.
Eddie
The murders had already happened.
Bobby Bones
Okay, got it. I thought you said ahead of time.
Amy
Right now this is a couple days after the murders. And so they were tracking him and they even pulled him over and they're like, oh, where are you headed? And he's like, oh, to get some Chinese food.
Eddie
And the dad is like, well, no, we're actually driving to Pennsylvania, not getting Chinese food. He looked at his son like, what are you talking about?
Lunchbox
Okay, that's weird.
Eddie
So, I mean there's a lot of weird stuff like that where that guy does seem very guilty if he's a criminal.
Bobby Bones
If he's a criminal lawyer though. Criminal, student lawyer, whatever it is.
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
He probably knows the things to say to cops though, generally speaking, that he's like, if a cop asks you something, just say you're doing this. Like if they ask you if you're speeding, if you knew you were speeding, you say no, because that's just what you say. So they don't have you on something.
Eddie
Like they were like in the middle of the country and like, where are you headed? Oh, we're going to get Thai food. And the dad's like, we're actually headed to Pennsylvania. But yeah, it's just crazy.
Bobby Bones
I mean, what do you think, man?
Amy
I still, and this may be media bias, I don't know all the facts. I still think he did it. The fact that they went and tested his parents garbage, you know, they went and snuck to the trash and what.
Bobby Bones
Was in the parents garbage?
Amy
His DNA. So they can match it with the knife pocket thing, the shifu thing.
Bobby Bones
So I wonder if he ever wore a sheath. Generally speaking, like when he was going to class or on a Thursday evening, did he wear a sheath normally? If so, I, I think that matters. If not, I think that matters because if you're taking a knife and you never take a knife anywhere and people end up getting killed by knife, that's like, well, that's weird. You never wear a knife. But if you could produce like four pictures of you just wearing a sheath on like a Tuesday. Yeah, that's different because he could have just had a sheath on. He always carries a knife. And it was just. The timing was extremely unfortunate that his sheath and his knife were in the same area. Yeah, a lot of coincidences here, but.
Eddie
And his car. His car was on the ring camera going back and forth before the murders. And then after the murders, he went back to check out.
Bobby Bones
Creepy. Doesn't mean you're a murderer, though. I just wonder why they did not disclose this blood if they had it. Because that can absolutely sink a case. Because you. And you know that too. You know, if I don't disclose something, even though it has nothing to do with the case, they can come back and go, well, you didn't disclose. That throws the whole case off. It's like somebody lying in a court case. A little lie that really has nothing to do with the big picture. But as soon as you catch them in a little lie, you're like, well, how do we know everything's not a lie? We just caught you in this lie.
Amy
That's what defense attorneys do. Man, they're good. Being a defense attorney would be weird because you'd have to.
Eddie
Oh, that'd be hard to live with yourself, especially if you knew somebody was guilty and you had to defend them.
Bobby Bones
You don't always know. Mostly you go, you have to tell me everything and trust that they do. But you're also, as a defense attorney, not trying to make sure everybody is not guilty. You're trying to make sure they're not over sentenced as well. So there's a protection there as well. Yeah, and everybody deserves a fair trial. Even if, you know, somebody did it, they still deserve a fair trial to not be over sentenced.
Eddie
So that makes sense.
Bobby Bones
I mean, that's what our country was built on. So I can understand being a defense attorney, but, yeah, it'd be weird in some situations. Amy, have you watched the documentary yet on the Chiefs?
Lunchbox
The Chiefs of Holics? No, not yet, but I have started that O.J. simpson one.
Bobby Bones
Well, the defense attorney, he's fake, right?
Amy
Like, he's not a real lawyer. There's no way he's a real lawyer.
Bobby Bones
Wild.
Amy
And that tie is three times too big for him.
Lunchbox
Like, I mean, is he the lawyer for the bankruptcy?
Bobby Bones
The defense attorney for Chiefsaholic?
Eddie
Hilarious.
Bobby Bones
Well, I won't say anymore, but you should.
Amy
Hysterical.
Bobby Bones
We should watch it.
Lunchbox
Oh, well, this whole blood thing is making me think of the. There's some new O.J. simpson thing on there. And of Course, we've watched tons about that over the years, but I guess there was, like, blood on a fence. Do y'all know the blood on the gate? And, like, I just don't ever know what to believe because I'm, like, speaking of police tampering with things.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like, Mark Fuhrman purposefully didn't give all the details. Right.
Lunchbox
Which one's that guy?
Eddie
Who's Mark Furman?
Bobby Bones
He was on. He wasn't an attorney. I believe he worked for law enforcement. I'm going from straight memory because you brought this up, but Mark Fuhrman was a former detective for lapd, and I think in the end, he wasn't completely honest about some things.
Lunchbox
Yeah, no. This documentary definitely shows ways in which there was some fudging and smudging going on, but they were confident that OJ did it, so they just really needed to make it clear.
Bobby Bones
So. Okay, here's the thing with Mark Fuhrman. Former Los Angeles police Detective Mark Fuhrman, who was convicted of lying on the witness stand in the O.J. simpson trial, is now barred from law enforcement under California police reform law. One of the things was he had used some racial slurs in past interviews, and then they found that he had lied, and maybe it wasn't even in. He had lied in some, like, police brutality cases. I don't know that it was the OJ Thing specifically, but I think it was the slur. And again, I'm going for memory here and trying to look this up last minute. Mike, what do you see?
Amy
He.
Bobby Bones
Exactly what it was. He made a statement about a call that led to Simpson's arrest for spousal abuse. He was charged with perjury for his testimony in the O.J. simpson trial. So there was something in the O.J. trial he lied about, and there was the racist statements that he apparently made, allegedly. And he says he lied on the witness stand. So you're right.
Lunchbox
Well, yeah, there was just, like, a blood thing. And on the photos before, you couldn't tell if the blood was there. And then all of a sudden, the drop of blood is there. So they were thinking that the blood was planted. And then when they tested the blood, they found what's called EDTA in it, like a high level of that. And that is what's found if you put blood in a vial. And then. So that means they have the blood in a vial, then they put a little drop on the gate, but then somebody else is like, well, you can also get EDTA from gate paint. So it could have absorbed it from the paint. I mean, it's just like. But on the pictures, I don't know. And plus, I wasn't watching it well enough to really know everything. But it just. It would make it very difficult if you're trying to figure out what happened. And there's all this shady stuff coming up.
Bobby Bones
They asked again, I'm pulling from articles here. They had asked Mark Fuhrman a question about planting the glove, and he pleaded the fifth.
Lunchbox
Well, and there was photos of the glove, too, of it, like, being a different direction. Like, in one photo, the gloves face this way on the ground, and then another one, the glove is facing a different direction.
Bobby Bones
The YouTube header in this one is, mark Fuhrman lied about the time he was photographed pointing at the glove. So there obviously was some dishonesty and some attempted misdirection by law enforcement. It just reminds me, remember, this is going to be way, way, way long time ago. The Duke lacrosse. The girl that claimed she got raped by those guys and it didn't happen. It just didn't happen. And everybody destroyed them and it didn't happen. I think even the last year or so, she was talking about it again and she was like, it didn't happen. Woman of falsely accused 2006. 2006. Publicly admits to lying. So, yeah, I know.
Lunchbox
See, what's crazy about that is if you were to ask me today, and this is so sad and unfortunate, but if you were to say. If you were to just casually say, oh, what about the Duke lacrosse players case? I don't know that I would remember.
Bobby Bones
That she was lying because that was. You were inundated with the story and you weren't inundated with forever. You can't unring a bell.
Lunchbox
Right.
Bobby Bones
Like, I would think toothpaste back in the tube. It's like a lot of times when someone comes out and says, this happened to me by this person and it's proven it wasn't true. It doesn't matter, though. That person can't shake that reputational hit, because if you come first and hardest, you often win regardless of if it's true or not.
Lunchbox
That's so true. That's a good analogy for it putting. You can't put toothpaste back in the tube because you really can't. You can try, but it's gonna be messy.
Bobby Bones
I never even tried look so hard.
Eddie
I've never tried that.
Lunchbox
Oh, I've tried. I've squirted out too much and I try to put it back in or like a nice skincare product because you don't want to waste that. And I try to like get it back into the jar. It doesn't happen. It's already out there, so.
Bobby Bones
My grandma used to say that too. You can't put a nice skincare product back in its oil of La bottle.
Eddie
Doesn't have the same ring to it.
Bobby Bones
But what's Oil of Olay? Is that a thing?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Is that still a thing or is it like. No, they still have it at drugstores and grocery stores.
Eddie
So how do they get the toothpaste in the thing?
Bobby Bones
I would think they have seal it. They have like a tiny thing that has toothpaste and it shoots it in through the hole, fills it up, then you seal it.
Lunchbox
Like a funnel?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like a tiny, like I would say like a bat. Like you're pumping a basketball with a needle air. It has to be smaller than the hole. Goes in, fills it up.
Lunchbox
See? Or they already have the lid on and everything in the back end of the tube that's open and they fill it up and then seal.
Bobby Bones
That part could also be a thing. But now I'm watching them do this on the Internet and what they do is they literally fill a tube, like a scroll with toothpaste from an over the top machine, drops it in. So you have all these scroll type things and then they take the scroll and they turn the scroll into the tube. So the scroll is actually the plastic tube. And just imagine whatever your toothpaste is made of, that container before it's that flat end back and the tube squishy on top. It's a scroll of that same. That's that plastic. So they fill that scroll up with it, that has a bottom and then they turn it into the tube.
Eddie
Wow. So they do seal the back.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, no, you were talking about. It's the whole thing.
Eddie
And then the top, I guess already has the hole on it.
Bobby Bones
No, no, it is completely a scroll with a butt. But it's. They don't even make the. The flat bottom yet. It's like this.
Eddie
I gotta watch this video.
Bobby Bones
You don't, because it's so boring. But we just. This is not how I would have guessed it. So imagine this, okay. Is. But imagine this paper's in the bottom like this. Okay? Yeah. So they just fill this up with toothpaste. So this has a bottom on it. And then they take it and they go.
Eddie
Got it? Yeah, but the top has like a whole screw system on it. So that's got to be part of it too, right? Like the.
Bobby Bones
Well, yeah, the machine can make, oh, grooves do that. And then the top twisty is added after.
Eddie
Amazing.
Bobby Bones
You know, it's crazy. I'll never think about this again in my life.
Eddie
But now we know.
Bobby Bones
But now we know. And so we started this with what, the Idaho guy? Yeah, Idaho guy.
Eddie
And so they're on trial right now?
Amy
No, they're just trying to get ready pre trial stuff, trying to get thrown out.
Bobby Bones
But it is weird to talk about the things that we were lied to or misled or even not on purpose misled. They didn't even know the facts till later. To give you a little perspective whenever you're watching a case like this, because my first instinct is, well, all this news coverage, they have all, boom, they have all these facts. Gotta be the person. And it still might be. But there have been so many instances where purposeful or not purposeful, it wasn't true. And the new blood makes me go, why didn't they reveal this? Just because they thought, well, this will delay it. Okay. Okay, great. Then delay it. So there's that. All right, thank you, guys. Bobby Bone show story of the day.
Amy
This story comes to us from Gainesville, Florida. A man walked into a local Target and stole three Dyson vacuum cleaners, about $950 each. Took them home to his girlfriend, said, look, got three vacuum cleaners now time to make some money. Let's sell them on Facebook Marketplace. So she went on and said, look, my boyfriend got these vacuum cleaners from the local Target. Who wants to buy one? And police were scrolling through Facebook Marketplace like, huh, Target vacuum cleaners. Those look like the ones that were stolen. So they made an appointment to buy one and arrested the boyfriend.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, the mess up was saying Target.
Lunchbox
Well, the mess up was also selling them all together. And I mean, there's a lot of ways that you could have three together.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, how do you get out of there with three of them? Unless you know somebody, like, if you have a connection, I mean, they can leave them on the back deck, on the back thing. But how do you get out of there with three?
Amy
Well, I mean, you just stick the boxes in the cart and you run out the store.
Bobby Bones
Big boxes though, right? To try to get out of the store. Yeah, but the Dyson thousand dollar vacuum though too.
Lunchbox
Yeah, well, it's Dyson, but some of them, they, you have to put them together when you get home. So the box really isn't really super big if it's one of the skinny little portable ones.
Bobby Bones
I'm just thinking the vacuum cleaners we have, they're just Big, massive. Couldn't get out. I couldn't fit three of them in it.
Lunchbox
Bobby, when's the last time you vacuumed? Be honest.
Bobby Bones
What year is it? I've little vacked, like a little handheld. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I've either spilled something like a dust buster or Kayla's like, hey, don't let. We got this new car, but let the dog be over till we treat it. And I'll have the dog. I'll let the dog on the carpet anyway, because. Or I forget and then I'm like, oh, crap. Then I have to, like, get up here, you know, to prove that anyway. Yeah. All right. Thank you.
Amy
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones
Let's go over and talk to Preston in Knoxville, Tennessee. Preston, you're on the show.
Amy
So Lunchbox is honestly my favorite guy on the show. But why was he so worried about his kids going on that cruise for free when he won't even wear his boy boy's bracelet that he made him?
Bobby Bones
Let's ask him. You. You're up.
Amy
Bracelet is different than a cruise. Cruise is you get to spend time with your family, show them the world. They get to experience things that they have never done in their life. A bracelet makes you look like a chick. That's two different things. But, I mean, you are. You are a tough guy. I am. So why worry about what people think of you? I mean, I don't want people to think, you know, because if your image changed, then you don't get as much respect out there, and it. Everything's downhill from there. In this world, all we have is respect. And if people don't respect you, that's all we have. If they don't respect you, you got nothing, man. So a bracelet's going to make people disrespect you? Yeah. I mean, you don't think there's discrimination when guys wear bracelets?
Bobby Bones
You wore bracelets to the music festival.
Amy
They're not that type of bracelet. Those are manly bracelets.
Bobby Bones
They weren't manly.
Amy
Yeah. Disagree. They didn't have pearls.
Bobby Bones
I mean, I don't think any bracelet.
Amy
They were solid.
Bobby Bones
I don't think any bracelet would be considered manly. Now, I'm not too good to wear. I don't wear bracelets, but I don't judge somebody. But I wouldn't think a bracelet would be considered manly. I bring. Again, I wear a purse. Right. I wear a man bag. So it's.
Amy
And you get a lot less respect for that.
Bobby Bones
Are you sure?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Are you sure?
Amy
People look at you like, oh, man.
Bobby Bones
But Preston, we are not. We're not the ones now not allowing his kids. The rules say you have to be 18 and up.
Amy
Right. Well, one more question for Lunchbox and I'm done. Do you think it would be respectful for you towards your boy to wear the bracelet? What do you mean respectful? I don't understand what that means. Should you respect his wishes and just wear the thing? Oh, sometimes I respect his wishes. But I mean, my kids want to, you know, jump off the roof. I mean, I don't respect that wish. I got to make decisions as a.
Bobby Bones
Dad aren't the same in any way.
Amy
Well, you had to make decisions as a dad that are protecting your kid. And that's one of the protecting.
Bobby Bones
They're protecting your kid from you wearing a pink bracelet.
Amy
Pink. And what color was that?
Lunchbox
It's peach.
Amy
Yeah. And pearl.
Bobby Bones
And how are you protecting them? I thought you were protecting you from.
Amy
Well, I'm protecting myself from.
Bobby Bones
Respect is all we have.
Amy
And also, I don't want other kids to be like, oh, you made your dad a bracelet. What are you doing making bracelets, dude? Like, you're a boy.
Bobby Bones
Do you care what other people think about you?
Amy
No, I don't care. But respect in the world, I feel.
Bobby Bones
Like that is a complete contradiction to everything that was just said.
Amy
No, no, you'll get less respect. I don't care what people think of me. But when I go out in public, if they're not. You know what I mean? If people aren't respecting you, that's getting the back of the line. Dude, you're wearing a bracelet. Hey, man, that sucks. Like usually it's like, hey, lunch, come to the front of line. Oh, you got that pink bracelet on. Get in the back.
Bobby Bones
Do you care people think about you?
Amy
No.
Lunchbox
Well then.
Amy
But I don't want to wait in line. I don't want waiting in line.
Bobby Bones
Now why is this waiting in line? What has this turned into?
Amy
That's what I'm saying.
Bobby Bones
That's what he said. Okay. Hey, Preston, I really appreciate that. Call me. And I think. I don't know what to think. He just doesn't want to wear a pink bracelet because he is worried about people think about him. But he will not admit he's worried about what people think about him.
Amy
You know, I think that's what it is. Lunchbox, you're still my favorite though. You're a great dude, man. Have a great day you guys too.
Bobby Bones
Thank y'all. Alright, Preston, see You, buddy. Thank you. We will see you guys tomorrow. Dirk Spentley on the show tomorrow. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bone Show. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. A lot of my friends, they can't even get their day going without stopping by Starbucks. But the great thing now at Starbucks is is that if you go and you decide you want to hang out in Starbucks for a little bit, they're now doing ceramics, like glassware. So if you're going to go, you're going to meet a friend and you order a drink and you say, I want it here, you're going to get it in a mug or a glass. So you go to Starbucks anyway. Next time, stay a while at your next Starbucks visit.
Lunchbox
Why would you do that to me?
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Detailed Summary of "The Bobby Bones Show" Episode: "THURS PT 2: Bobby Ran Into Adam Sandler...What Celebs We'd Want To Have Dinner With + A Listener Has Beef With Eddie"
Podcast Information:
[02:29 – 05:10]
The episode opens with the "Morning Corny" segment, where Bobby Bones and his co-hosts Lunchbox, Amy, and Eddie engage in a playful exchange of Valentine-themed jokes. This segment sets a lighthearted tone for the show, showcasing the hosts' comedic chemistry.
Notable Quotes:
[05:32 – 10:38]
Bobby initiates a discussion about which three living celebrities each host would invite to a dinner party. This segment reveals the personal interests and admiration the hosts have for various public figures.
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[10:58 – 25:24]
The hosts address various listener voicemails, offering advice and sharing personal anecdotes. Topics range from haircuts and barber tips to questions about technology and phone security.
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[25:24 – 27:16]
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to recounting an attempted scam against the show via a deceptive Zoom call. Bobby narrates how the hosts identified the scammer’s tactics, such as insisting on screen sharing and not displaying a face, ultimately thwarting the attempt.
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[27:16 – 55:30]
The hosts delve into a complex true crime case involving six men accused of kidnapping a family from a Chicago townhouse to coerce them into transferring $15 million in cryptocurrency. They discuss various aspects of the case, including law enforcement's investigation methods, potential mishandling of evidence, and media bias.
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[55:39 – 57:16]
The hosts react to disturbing news about a Louisiana preschool where teachers allowed young children to engage in physical fights, as captured on surveillance footage. They express concern over the lack of supervision and the inappropriate behavior exhibited by the teachers.
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[25:24 – 26:19]
Bobby and Lunchbox share a health tip linking persistent itching to anxiety, referencing a study from the Journal of Allergy and Clinical Immunology. They discuss strategies like breath work and meditation to alleviate anxiety-induced symptoms.
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[26:19 – 34:56]
The hosts critique media reports on the cost of Taylor Swift's Super Bowl outfit, arguing that the headline exaggerates the expenses by including jewelry items that aren't typically considered part of an outfit. They deconstruct the costs of individual clothing items to challenge the accuracy of the reported total.
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[55:30 – 58:45]
A listener shares a story about a man stealing three Dyson vacuum cleaners from a local Target store and attempting to sell them on Facebook Marketplace. The hosts discuss how the scam was uncovered when police noticed suspicious listings matching Target's inventory, leading to the boyfriend's arrest.
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[58:45 – 61:55]
In a humorous and insightful interaction, the hosts discuss a listener named Preston who is conflicted about wearing a bracelet. Lunchbox worries it might affect the respect he receives, while Amy delves into the societal perceptions of men wearing accessories traditionally seen as feminine.
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This episode of "The Bobby Bones Show" masterfully blends humor with serious discussions, maintaining an engaging flow that captivates listeners. From comedic segments like "Morning Corny" to in-depth analyses of true crime cases, the hosts provide a balanced mix of entertainment and insightful commentary. The interactions with listeners add a personal touch, making the audience feel involved and valued. Overall, the episode exemplifies the show's ability to entertain while addressing pertinent issues in society.
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