Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: THURS PT 2: Bobby’s Big Cake Announcement Revealed!
Release Date: January 23, 2025

1. Listener Voicemail: Lasik Eye Surgery

Timestamp: [02:00] - [03:08]

The episode opens with Bobby Bones sharing a heartfelt voicemail from a listener who recently underwent Lasik eye surgery. The listener expresses gratitude for the podcast, stating, “You guys are definitely helping me get through the day, so I appreciate it” ([02:15]). Bobby empathizes with the experience, sharing that someone he knows had difficulty obtaining Lasik due to vision issues stemming from a brain condition. Eddie praises the procedure, mentioning his own positive experience: “It's pretty amazing” ([03:07]).

2. Investigative Morning Corny: Joke Segment

Timestamp: [03:07] - [05:05]

The show transitions into the “Investigative Morning Corny” segment, where the hosts and guests attempt to solve and laugh through a series of corny jokes posed by Amy. Highlights include:

• Backward Rabbits: Amy asks, “What do you call a bunch of rabbits that are hopping backwards?” Bobby struggles with responses until Eddie suggests “Bunny hop” ([03:24]).

• Detective Duck: Amy poses, “Why was the duck a good detective?”
  Eddie answers, “He quacked the case” ([04:06]).

• Famous Crab: The group debates the correct punchline, ultimately settling on a playful misinterpretation where Bobby jokes, “What do you call a famous crab?” leading to creative answers like “Celebrity” ([04:17]).

This segment is filled with humor and showcases the camaraderie among the hosts and guests.

3. The Big Cake Announcement

Timestamp: [05:05] - [13:25]

Setup and Guesses:

Bobby reveals that he has an important announcement, which he intends to unveil via a specially made cookie cake. He asks if anyone knows what the announcement is, prompting various humorous guesses from Amy and Eddie, such as Bobby revealing a drone incident or announcing his comedy special. Notable quotes include:

• Bobby: “We are going to do an announcement reveal via cake” ([05:05]).

• Eddie: “You shot the drone down” ([06:26]).

• Amy: “Confidence, I have a guess” ([07:01]).

Revealing the Announcement:

After various attempts and humorous banter, the cake is officially revealed with the message: “Congrats, Ray and Eddie. They just re-signed multi-year deals to stay here with the show.” Bobby explains that both Ray and Eddie had been considering leaving but decided to re-sign amidst a stressful period. Key moments include:

• Bobby: “They almost left, if I'm being honest” ([13:05]).

• Amy: “Congrats, Ray and Eddie” ([12:13]).

The announcement celebrates the continued collaboration and commitment of Ray and Eddie to The Bobby Bones Show, reinforcing the strong team dynamic.

4. Bailey Zimmerman's Performance Controversy

Timestamp: [23:25] - [26:16]

Bobby discusses a recent controversy involving Bailey Zimmerman, a musician known for his authenticity and engaging performances. At Luke Bryan’s music festival in Mexico, Bailey delivered a subpar performance while intoxicated, prompting him to issue an apology on social media. Bobby reflects on the pressures Bailey faces after rapid success:

• Bailey’s Apology: “I decided to drink that day, which was a mistake, and I got up on stage and I was too drunk to play, and I sang awful” ([24:25]).

• Bobby’s Insight: “Bailey was thrust into the spotlight… having to learn how to play sick, having to learn when to cut yourself off” ([25:18]).

The hosts express support for Bailey, emphasizing the importance of accountability and understanding the challenges of sudden fame.

5. Practical Advice: Cleaning Phones and Luggage

Timestamp: [26:16] - [28:00]

Bobby shares practical tips on maintaining hygiene, especially concerning frequently touched items like phones and luggage:

• Phones: “I clean my phone about every other day… using alcohol swipes” ([27:08]).

• Luggage: Advises travelers to clean their luggage after trips to remove grease and filth from transit, highlighting how commonly people neglect this practice.

This segment underscores the importance of cleanliness in everyday items to maintain health and hygiene.

6. News Segment: Missing Ohio Children Found in Iceland

Timestamp: [28:00] - [30:10]

Bobby reports a troubling story from the New York Post about two Ohio siblings, aged 8 and 9, who went missing in October and were later found in Iceland with their mother. Key points include:

• The mother had stopped taking her mental health medication and left her apartment, leading to the children being tracked internationally ([28:50]).

• The U.S. Marshals tracked their movement from Denver to London, Jersey, and eventually Iceland, where the children are now in special care.

Bobby discusses the complexities of such cases and the investigative efforts required to locate missing children.

7. Netflix Subscription Price Hike Discussion

Timestamp: [30:01] - [31:18]

The hosts delve into Netflix’s recent subscription price increases, using the analogy of a frog being boiled to symbolize gradual but impactful changes:

• Price Increases: Bobby outlines the new pricing tiers: standard plan with ads at $7.99, standard subscription at $17.99, premium plan at $24.99, and extra member at $8.99 ([30:54]).

• Analogy: “We're the frog, and they're boiling us” – highlighting how incremental price hikes can lead to significant financial strain without users noticing the gradual changes ([30:46]).

Eddie and Amy express their concerns and frustrations, though Bobby humorously notes that despite the price increases, subscribers are likely to stay due to the “boiling” process.

8. Listener Story: Living on a Cruise Ship for 24 Years

Timestamp: [19:29] - [20:43]

Bobby shares an intriguing listener story about a man who has lived on a cruise ship for over two decades, enjoying the lifestyle to the extent of completing his 1,000th cruise:

• Background: After moving to Miami and booking a cruise, he decided to make the ship his permanent residence, maintaining an apartment in Miami for mail purposes ([19:29]).

• Reflection: The hosts discuss the allure and challenges of such a lifestyle, with Eddie humorously pondering if living on a cruise ship qualifies him as a sailor ([20:31]).

This segment highlights unconventional living choices and the pursuit of personal happiness beyond traditional norms.

9. Upcoming Show Cruise Announcement

Timestamp: [37:04] - [50:07]

Bobby announces an exciting future event: The Bobby Bones Show will embark on a cruise, incorporating elements similar to the listener’s 24-year cruise residency. Key details include:

• Reservations: Over 1,300 people have reserved their spots, with the departure set for February 26th, 2026 ([20:43]).

• Activities: The cruise promises a mix of entertainment, including meet-and-greets, spa services, and interactions with celebrities like Black Panther and Deion Sanders ([37:04]).

• Ticket Distribution Dilemma: Bobby reveals he has four Super Bowl tickets but five people wanting them, leading to a humorous and chaotic discussion about how to fairly distribute the tickets among Mike, Eddie, Reed, and Kevin. Notable exchanges include:

  • Amy suggests, “Kick out Kevin” due to his name association ([41:14]).

  • Bobby: “Kick out Kevin” ([43:00]).

  • The group debates various fun and lighthearted ways to decide who gets the tickets, ultimately keeping it entertaining and inclusive ([43:54]).

This segment showcases the hosts' playful interactions and commitment to engaging their team and audience in decision-making processes.

10. Additional News and Stories

Timestamp: [51:10] - [56:24]

The show covers several quick news bites and humorous anecdotes:

• Ohio Child Story: Bobby recounts the story of two missing Ohio children found in Iceland, discussing the immigration path and the mother's mental health issues ([28:00]).

• Deadly Erection Honey: A bizarre and dangerous trend where honey packets are laced with drugs like Viagra, leading to seizures and health risks ([32:25]).

• Airline Theft Incident: A woman discovers her suitcase has missing designer goods, leaving behind minimal items despite the bag being labeled “definitely not a bag of drugs” ([31:15]).

• Cultural Appropriation Mix-Up: A humorous and confusing segment where Eddie clarifies that he is not Raymundo, despite social media confusion over their similar appearances and names ([53:58] - [56:24]).

These segments provide a mix of serious news and light-hearted discussions, maintaining the show's engaging and dynamic atmosphere.

11. Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts

Timestamp: [56:25] - [58:45]

Bobby wraps up the episode with final stories and promotions:

• Hyundai on Amazon: Reiteration of the advertisement about purchasing Hyundai vehicles through Amazon, emphasizing the convenience and simplicity of the process ([57:08]).

• Clorox Sentiva and Heineken 00: Additional promotional segments highlighting Clorox’s new lavender-scented bleach and Heineken’s alcohol-free beer options, catering to listeners’ diverse preferences ([58:07] - [58:45]).

These closing segments blend useful information with promotional content, aligning with the show's format of interspersing content with advertisements.

Key Quotes:

• Bobby Bones on the Cake Announcement:
  “There is an announcement on the cake” ([05:05])
  “Congrats, Ray and Eddie. They just re-signed multi-year deals to stay here with the show” ([12:13])

• Eddie on Lasik Surgery:
  “I've been checking out some non-alcoholic beer options and Heineken 00 was the perfect drink for that” ([58:33])

• Amy on Favorite Child Study:
  “I have two kids. One is older than the other, but I got them on the exact same day” ([27:34])

• Bobby on Netflix Price Hike Analogy:
  “We're the frog, and they're boiling us” ([30:46])

Conclusion

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully blends humor, heartfelt stories, and important announcements, creating an engaging and entertaining experience for listeners. The standout moment is the significant announcement of Ray and Eddie re-signing with the show, ensuring continuity and stability within the team. Additionally, the hosts effectively balance serious news segments with playful banter and light-hearted segments, maintaining the dynamic and relatable tone that fans appreciate. Whether discussing personal anecdotes, addressing listener stories, or navigating humorous dilemmas, Bobby Bones and his team deliver a well-rounded and captivating episode.