THURS PT 2: Bobby’s Birthday Dilemma Gets Complicated + Bobby's Surprise TV Invite + Lunchbox Featured On The News

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – April 2, 2026

Episode: THURS PT 2: Bobby’s Birthday Dilemma Gets Complicated + Bobby's Surprise TV Invite + Lunchbox Featured On The News

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show delivers a classic mix of quirky news, hilarious show banter, and personal stories from the cast. Central topics include Bobby's ongoing birthday text dilemma, Reese’s recipe reverting to its classic formula, the odd journey of viral content creators, celebrity gossip, and a debate over a potential group cow purchase. Listeners are also treated to Lunchbox’s media adventures after being featured on The Price Is Right, plus Bobby’s moral dilemma, and his surprise invitation to be a “celebrity eater” on Hell’s Kitchen. The crew’s lively debate and real-life conundrums make this episode fun, honest, and relatable.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Birthday Text Etiquette & Overwhelm

• The team discusses how to respond to a barrage of birthday messages.
  • Eddie: “I try to send people a birthday message and I try to put something nice about them specific instead of just happy birthday. … I Won't copy and paste an answer back.” [02:12]
  • Morgan: “Matching energies.” [02:36]
• Insight: They highlight the exhaustion and stress that comes from social expectations around birthdays.

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2. Reese’s Recipe Returns—Product Reformulation Rants

• Amy reports Hershey’s will bring back the classic Reese’s recipe after backlash over its recent change. [02:58]
  • Notable Quote: “So we were heard. We were heard. And now I would like Chex Mix to take note.” – Amy [03:05]
• Debate over when the recipe changed and corporate responses to customer pressure.
• Chex Mix and gas station snacks become a running gripe, with Amy protesting recent flavor changes. [04:08]

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3. Influencer Drama: Bonnie Blue's Fake Pregnancy

• Eddie delivers an update: the OnlyFans creator Bonnie Blue faked her pregnancy for “rage bait,” netting 100 million views and a reported $1 million. [05:02]
  • Quote: “She credits the prosthetic pregnancy drama with creating a rage bait to, quote, pay for the villa and sunshine she resides in.” – Eddie [05:21]
• The cast is fascinated but a bit aghast at the marketing tactics and viral phenomenon.

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4. Political Scandal & Hypocrisy: Kristi Noem’s Husband

• Discussion turns to the former South Dakota governor’s personal drama involving her husband, cross-dressing, and rumors of hypocrisy in their public stances. [06:07–08:03]
  • Amy: “When it becomes your entire platform… an investigation needs to happen.” [08:31]
  • Eddie: “If you're outwardly judging other people, and that's part of who you are, … but you're living like that secretly, you suck.” [07:02]
• Insight: This spurred a larger conversation about public versus private behavior and judging others.

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5. Celebrity Wedding Hype—Or April Fools?

• Rumors of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift’s wedding hit the table, with Morgan citing Us Weekly sources, only to realize it may be an April Fool’s joke. [10:42–12:21]
  • Memorable Moment: The crew teasing Morgan for getting duped by April Fools, confirming nothing is official. [11:28–11:52]

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6. Hero Dog vs. Bear & Mr. Beast's Million Dollar Code

• Carla shares a story: a 12-year-old, half-blind dog in New Mexico fought off a bear to protect its family; the Humane Society covered the vet bills. [12:29–13:14]
  • Eddie: “The bear probably had a level he’d go up to if he’s not super hungry… okay, this isn’t worth it.” [13:14]
• Lunchbox updates on the Mr. Beast Super Bowl million-dollar code challenge; it took over a month to solve, sparking theories about AI’s role in puzzles. [13:26–14:37]

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7. Buying A Cow Together – Farm-to-Table Dilemma

• Morgan pitches joining a meat co-op: $900 for a quarter cow, all grass-fed, pick your cuts, but the details (and the friend connection) seem increasingly “shady.” [18:24–23:53]
  • Amy: “I don’t want to meet the cow or name the cow… I am kidnapping the cow and I’m killing the cow. No, no, no. I’m Gonna save the cow!” [19:10]
  • Eddie (skeptically): “Things are feeling shadier as a buddy of mine...” [22:47]
• The segment is playful but also highlights modern anxiety over ethical food sourcing and transparency.

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8. Weird Medical News—Zombie Filler & Unsolvable DNA

• Eddie shares the new “zombie filler” surgery trend: using fat from cadavers for cosmetic body enhancement. [26:38]
  • Amy: “Not interested. But I’m not totally weirded out by it.” [27:06]
• The group debates the science and weirdness of identical twins’ DNA being so similar that paternity is sometimes impossible to prove in court. [28:00–29:16]
  • Eddie: “DNA testing cannot currently distinguish between the twins.” [28:44]

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9. Lunchbox’s Media Tour: Price is Right & TV Fame

• Lunchbox describes his appearance on local news for his Price is Right appearance—plus a weather segment and a long TV Guide interview. [31:25–34:11]
  • Lunchbox: “I performed amazingly. I was so… electric, and I felt like everybody just was drawn to me. Drew Carey was drawn to me.” [34:48]
• He contemplates a future on Survivor or Amazing Race and is encouraged by the team to strike while the iron’s hot. [37:10–38:24]

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10. Bobby's Hell’s Kitchen Invite

• Bobby reveals he’s been invited to be a “celebrity eater” on Hell’s Kitchen with Gordon Ramsay. [39:22–41:02]
  • Amy: “You have to go do that.” [40:20]
  • The team is excited, debating who will join him as a plus-one. It’s a lighthearted, affirming segment about seizing fun opportunities.

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11. Lunchbox’s Moral Dilemma: Broken School Window

• Lunchbox describes a situation where his kids possibly broke a school window playing football. Should he confess or let it go unsaid? [42:10–46:29]
  • Eddie: “This isn’t courtroom dilemma. This is moral dilemma.” [44:25]
  • Amy: “You should have to pay for it. ... It's an opportunity with your kids to make sure they acknowledge if they’ve done something.” [45:00]
• Opinions are split; Morgan rationalizes that taxpayers already paid for it, while Amy and Eddie urge honesty.

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12. Parenting: Rock-Paper-Scissors for Diaper Duty

• Caller Carla shares a parenting tip for diaper duty—a quick game of rock-paper-scissors to determine who changes the baby. [46:38–47:13]
  • Bobby: “I don’t want to be the dad that doesn’t know how to do the stuff.” [47:43]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Eddie: “If you're outwardly judging other people, and that's part of who you are, … but you're living like that secretly, you suck.” [07:02]
• Amy (about cow sharing): “If I meet the cow, I’m gonna rescue it—even though I’ve invested in its meat.” [19:10]
• Lunchbox: “I was so electric, and I felt like everybody just was drawn to me.” [34:48]
• Bobby (on Hell’s Kitchen): “So I should do it?” (Team: “Yes!”) [41:42]
• Amy: “Unrealistic expectations lead to future resentment. It’s healthy.” [42:01]
• Eddie: “This isn’t courtroom dilemma. This is moral dilemma.” [44:25]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Birthday Texts & Social Etiquette – [02:12–02:58]
• Reese’s Recipe / Chex Mix Rants – [02:58–04:33]
• Bonnie Blue Influencer Scandal – [04:47–05:21]
• Political Scandal Discussion – [06:07–08:03]
• Celebrity Wedding Gossip – [10:42–12:21]
• Hero Dog Story & Mr. Beast Challenge – [12:29–14:37]
• The Great Cow Investment Debate – [18:24–23:53]
• Zombie Filler / Twin DNA Conundrum – [26:38–29:16]
• Lunchbox's Price is Right Press Tour – [31:25–34:11]
• Bobby’s Hell’s Kitchen Invite – [39:22–41:42]
• Lunchbox’s Broken Window Moral Dilemma – [42:10–46:29]
• Caller: Diaper Duty Solution – [46:38–47:24]

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Flow & Takeaways

The episode’s tone is upbeat, spontaneous, and filled with the show’s signature blend of good-natured teasing and heartfelt moments. From edible ethics to reality TV dreams, the cast navigates topics that balance the ridiculous and the real, exposing the quirks of modern life, the struggle to do the right thing, and the joys of fleeting fame.

Listeners will enjoy:

• Candid, often hilarious discussions
• Insightful debates about honesty, parenting, and public image
• Pop culture and personal drama with the unique Bobby Bones Show flavor

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For those who missed it:
Expect lots of laughs, relatable dilemmas, and the sense that you’re in on the inside jokes and real-life stories with the cast. This episode is a playful but thoughtful ride through everyday quandaries and the wild world of morning radio.

Transcript

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[Amy]

Good.

[Eddie]

I'm just trying to stay ahead of the birthday text. I just write thank you back over and over again. That's right. Right?

[Morgan]

That's it.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Eddie]

I try to send people a birthday message and I try to put something nice about them specific instead of just happy birthday. And I'm like hey, somebody had a birthday recently. I was like happy birthday. Said something specific about them. They were like thank you. I feel like that was appreciated. So I like it when people do that. And then I Won't copy and paste an answer back. But if they hit me with a happy Birthday, I'd hit them with thank you. Yeah, that's fair, right?

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Matching Energies.

[Morgan]

Do you put their name like thank you, Eddie?

[Eddie]

It just depends. If they hit me with something specific, yes. If they don't, they said, happy Birthday. I say thank you. So that's what I'm doing right now. I think of them, it just. It gets to be a bunch, and then I start to feel like I'm missing other things because of all the birthday messages. All right, let's go around the room here. Amy, you're up.

[Amy]

So we have talked about Hershey's and the Reese's recipe, how it shifted.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And Hershey says it's going to shift back to the classic recipe for all Reese's products after criticism. So we were heard. We were heard. And now I would like to Chex Mix to take note.

[Eddie]

Wasn't this recipe changed, though, like, 50 years ago?

[Morgan]

No, no, no. Recently they were trying. It was like, budget costs, like, trying to substitute milk chocolate with some kind of, like, mixture of something cream and cheaper.

[Eddie]

And you're sure that was recent?

[Morgan]

Yeah, that was my story, I think, maybe like a few months ago. And then the guy that owned Reese's, his grandson or whatever, was like, this is not good. They're changing the recipe.

[Eddie]

They sold it, like, 60 years ago.

[Morgan]

Yes, it was sold.

[Eddie]

He's complaining his family doesn't even own it.

[Amy]

Correct, Grandson. And this shift is going to take. So don't expect to, like, walk into the store next week. And Hershey's is going to be back to the original. It's going to take them to 2027. But time's flying. That'll be here before we know it.

[Morgan]

We may not even taste the difference.

[Eddie]

We may not even be alive then

[Amy]

when they change how Earth's going, I mean. Well, that's true.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

It is crazy out there. But listen, I just thought, okay, good. They're making some change. And I swear to you, I was at the gas station the other day, Chex Mix, lost my business. That's normally what that would be. That would be my go to gas station snack. Like, we were on the road, had track stuff pop in the gas station. I thought, oh, maybe some cheddar. Chex Mix. Nope, can't get that anymore. They changed the recipe.

[Eddie]

I hate that for you, man.

[Morgan]

That stuff my dad used to say all the time, well, they're not getting my money.

[Lunchbox]

You showed them. Dad,

[Eddie]

my story. Amy, if I say Bonnie Blue. What do you think?

[Amy]

I think she is someone who is quite promiscuous and likes to break records of men lining up to do her.

[Eddie]

Mm. So remember, she's pregnant.

[Amy]

I forgot that part.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, well, did she. No, she didn't know who the dad was. So.

[Eddie]

Adult content creator Bonnie Blue, I guess

[Amy]

I could just say adult content creator

[Eddie]

has been in Mexico and has come clean about her pregnancy. It was all a ruse. There is no pregnancy. Oh. I also think she's married.

[Morgan]

You don't think she's married?

[Lunchbox]

I think she is.

[Morgan]

Oh, really?

[Eddie]

Yeah. On TikTok, she credits the prosthetic pregnancy drama with creating a rage bait to, quote, pay for the villa and sunshine she resides in. In addition, she says the attention gained her 100 million views and made her a million bucks. So I think it was fake. OnlyFans creator Bonnie Blue is married to her childhood sweetheart. But I guess they're separated, too. I don't know. None of that's conventional anyway. How about Kristi Noem's husband?

[Amy]

Huh? Oh, my gosh. I mean, what in the world?

[Eddie]

Well, now, she just lost her job, but she was governed.

[Amy]

Homeland security.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Homeland Security. She was governor of Montana, one of my places. One of the awesome states.

[Morgan]

Oh, is he, like, dressed as.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Cross dressing.

[Amy]

Bimification, I think. You know what it's called?

[Eddie]

I think do whatever you want to do. I got no problem. But you can't be, like, someone who's like, traditional marriage, anti gay, and then that's happening in your personal life, right? Yeah. She was South Dakota. Excuse me?

[Amy]

South Dakota?

[Eddie]

Yeah. She was the 33rd governor of South Dakota.

[Amy]

And then, I mean, Eddie, surely you've seen her, like, you know, she was ice, like, in charge of all of that. Like, she had commercials on top of a horse.

[Morgan]

Maybe the. All the political people. I just don't know them.

[Lunchbox]

Well, she's good looking.

[Eddie]

She's the one that killed her dog for no reason.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Shot her dog.

[Amy]

Having an alleged affair with one of her.

[Morgan]

My goodness. It never ends.

[Eddie]

And again, everybody can do what they want to do. I ain't gonna judge anybody. But if you're outwardly judging other people, and that's part of who you like, you can't do this. You don't need to live like this, but you're living like that secretly, you suck.

[Amy]

Well, their platform is very much family values.

[Eddie]

You suck.

[Amy]

And as part of his bimbification, because he'd wear, like, prosthetic boobs and make kissy face.

[Eddie]

Hey, dude, go for it. I got no problem with you doing what you want to do.

[Amy]

So I guess what I saw allegedly this morning was that he had told a model that was maybe on one of these bimbification sites or something that his wife was having an affair with that other Lindowski or whatever. And it's like, why would you. Oh, why would you give those details? Like, if I was on those sites, I would act. And my wife was in such a powerful position.

[Eddie]

You probably think there's an intimate relationship, though, if you're going to the same person over and over.

[Amy]

Oh, right.

[Eddie]

And I'm. I would assume that's what happened. I didn't. I don't even know the word bimification. But that's. That's those sites. You dress up like a plastic Barbie.

[Lunchbox]

And again, so does that mean he.

[Eddie]

If all you guys were doing this, I don't give a crap. Just don't be throwing stones when you live in a glass house.

[Amy]

So as long as we're like, this is what I'm into.

[Eddie]

No, I don't even have to tell me. Just don't be like, out persecuting folks who are into that.

[Amy]

Right, right, right, right, right.

[Eddie]

It's like the senators that are so anti gay and they're secretly hooking up other dudes in bathrooms and airports. You're like, no, no. You're talking about how bad it is to be gay, but you're really doing it with dudes and bad airport bathrooms.

[Amy]

I know. The older I get, I'm just sort of like, you know what, everybody, just live your life.

[Eddie]

Don't hurt kids, don't hurt animals, and be generally a good person. I don't care what you do.

[Amy]

And like, you can even moderately share. This is how I feel about this or whatever, but when it becomes your entire platform now, I think an investigation needs to happen.

[Eddie]

I. I don't know what he was paying those models. Like, I even just. Only fans in general. Like, some of those dudes think they have relationships with those girls. Yeah, well, that's.

[Amy]

To your point. Maybe that's why he decided to open up, because why would you do that? And then people from other countries, they could use that as blackmail. Like, hey, you're. And I was wondering during her hearings, I was like, how is her husband sitting behind her supporting her? And there's all these accusations of her having this affair, but he was there, and no wonder. He was like, she knew.

[Eddie]

I don't even care about their arrangement.

[Amy]

Well, yeah, me neither.

[Eddie]

Like you, I literally don't don't care about their arrangement. He can do whatever he wants to do. She can do what she wants to do. Just don't be outwardly saying other people are bad whenever you have stuff that you would consider bad outwardly happening in your own house.

[Amy]

Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess I'm just saying it makes sense that he's there supporting her because they have this whole little secret deal going on. Like, you do your thing, I'm do my thing, I'll support you publicly.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I got a problem with that.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

The problem is when people are being hypocrites.

[Amy]

Right, right, right, right.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So you didn't see that, huh?

[Morgan]

I did see the guy. I saw the picture of the guy with the boobs.

[Eddie]

Plastic boobs.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Amy]

They are massive. They're massive. They're not normal. Even big boobs, they're.

[Eddie]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Amy]

Well, I don't know what they are. They're huge.

[Lunchbox]

So does that mean he wants to be a woman?

[Eddie]

I don't know. The whole thing was cross dressing. Scandal breaks out and then that's just some words they throw up on a headline. So I don't know.

[Amy]

It's called like sis because I know

[Lunchbox]

that he goes to the models and he wants them to talk dirty to them, but he goes to women models while he's dressed up as a woman.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

So I. I don't know. I.

[Amy]

Okay. Yeah. Well, you can Google it or not.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's up to you.

[Amy]

Or don't. There's just a bunch of words they use to describe it. And I. I had never heard of bimification until two days ago.

[Eddie]

You said like six times. Now you've nailed it. You've really nailed.

[Lunchbox]

You want to make sure you get it out there. Now that you learned it, you're going to use it.

[Eddie]

I feel you. When I get a new word in the tank, I'm using it. All right, Eddie, you're up.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

This is crazy because we were just talking about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, you know, at the Iheart Music Awards, and people were like, oh, this is, you know, not happening. I asked you guys, I'm like, is there a date for the wedding? You said, no, not yet.

[Eddie]

Well, no, I said there's a date. They're just not sharing it.

[Morgan]

Oh, they shared it.

[Eddie]

Okay, great.

[Morgan]

You know what? My sources tell me the date. The date is Saturday, June 13, and they're getting married in Rhode Island.

[Eddie]

Who are your sources?

[Morgan]

Us Weekly.

[Eddie]

Us Weekly.

[Morgan]

Us Weekly.

[Eddie]

Are you just disconnected to Everything.

[Morgan]

Oh, my God.

[Amy]

Who's Kristi Noem?

[Morgan]

I don't know who any of those people are.

[Eddie]

Us Weekly. Yeah, that's what we said in like 2004. Us Weekly. So wait, did they just go up?

[Morgan]

I think, yeah, it just went up yesterday.

[Eddie]

But I mean, on April Fool's Day.

[Morgan]

Oh, no.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. Wait a second.

[Morgan]

Did I get April fool is bimification.

[Amy]

April Fool's.

[Eddie]

No, that was before that day.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, two days.

[Morgan]

Said yesterday morning. And that's April Fool's Day because I

[Eddie]

never saw that story. And that's a massive story. Morgan, at Eddie, get April Fools.

[Morgan]

Morgan.

[Carla]

Let me look into it. Let me do some research.

[Eddie]

April Fools. But I don't know that it's fully confirmed.

[Morgan]

Okay, see, that's.

[Eddie]

There's sources saying that.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's what I said. Sources. Us Week.

[Eddie]

Anything that goes up yesterday, I just.

[Morgan]

You can't trust it.

[Eddie]

But. So they're not saying it?

[Morgan]

No, they didn't say it, but the sources are saying. But they had all these details like, you know, it's going to be at this five star seaside resort, Ocean House.

[Eddie]

And maybe you're right.

[Morgan]

$18 million mansion. Like all this stuff was really. So I just took. Took it for what it was.

[Eddie]

Maybe you're right, but it doesn't look like it's coming from her camp or his camp. So.

[Carla]

Yeah, I don't think it's April Fools, but I don't know that it's an official thing either.

[Eddie]

Right. Yeah. Okay. Well, thanks, Eddie, for. Yeah.

[Commercial Voice]

Hey.

[Eddie]

Killing a minute.

[Morgan]

Tbd.

[Eddie]

Yeah. All right, Morgan, what do you have?

[Carla]

So there's this dog in New Mexico and he is a little hero. He was out on his family's property and in the middle of the night, he fought off a bear that came onto their property and was trying to attack the kitchen, the chicken coop, and was gonna go into the family. And they didn't even know it happened until the next morning. Their dog was like laying in the driveway wounded.

[Morgan]

Oh.

[Carla]

And they had to. The dog made it. They rushed him to the emergency vet. The Humane society stepped in to help pay for the bills. And he's 12 years old. The dog is 12 years old and half blind and fought off a bear to save. Protect his family, protect chickens.

[Morgan]

That's probably the bear being like, he's blind old dog. I'm not gonna mess with him.

[Lunchbox]

Right?

[Eddie]

Probably the bear just being like, I don't wanna deal with this annoying thing. Right.

[Morgan]

I'm just gonna step away.

[Eddie]

And the bear probably had A level he'd go up to if he's not super hungry or not super hurt. He's like, okay, this isn't worth it. I'm not that hungry. Yeah, probably. All right. Good dog. Good dog. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Remember back in the Super Bowl, Mr. Beast was giving away a million dollars if you crack the code.

[Eddie]

That commercial, right?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Well, just randomly. The other day, I was like, man, whatever happened with that? Well, someone solved it, I guess, a couple of weeks ago. It took over a month, but some guy named Colin Sanders won the $1 million prize, solved the 100 plus clues, and got the code. That is crazy. I was thinking, oh, it'll happen that night. And then no one. I never heard anything about it, and it just randomly popped in my head. So I looked it up, and Colin Sanders won.

[Morgan]

How did you do it? Like, what was the whole game?

[Lunchbox]

There was a bunch of clues in the commercial, and you had to put those together. And he would get a code, and you go to this website, you type in the code, and you win. And it took them over a month.

[Eddie]

I'm surprised someone didn't take the video, put it in some version of AI and say, hey, solve this. And it spit it out.

[Amy]

Well, could they know if that's what you did, though?

[Eddie]

Well, if you had the answer, I don't know how they would know.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it didn't say you could.

[Amy]

Like, maybe they had some AI that detects the AI solved.

[Eddie]

What would you ask the AI like, hey, evaluate this. The prompt would be, I'm going to ingest this video. This is what's happening. This is the deal. Can you put the clues together and find me this code?

[Morgan]

Oh, wow.

[Eddie]

I'm surprised nobody did that. And maybe they could. Maybe they were so far ahead of it. I did see a teacher, though, I think, up in the Northeast, who. She's a college professor. She's making her students do work on Typewriter, so they can't use AI at all. No computers. It all has to be on Typewriter.

[Morgan]

I like it.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Kind of annoying, but people.

[Morgan]

Teachers are getting used to, like, catching AI you can kind of see it and be like, all right, this is.

[Eddie]

That's only if the kids are lazy,

[Morgan]

because you can fix it for sure. Yeah.

[Eddie]

There are certain words. There are certain punctuation. There's certain that if you're lazy, you don't change any of that. So if you're good at doing. It's like when we would take essays in high school. Like, people would use mine all the time to copy off of. And I was like, you have to change some of this stuff. And then I would make sure they copied it correctly to change enough stuff so it didn't look like it was plagiarized. And if you were good about that, you. You got away with it.

[Morgan]

That's when you were getting paid for it.

[Eddie]

That's part of it. Yeah. I made a lot of money back in the day. Sometimes I just do other people's homework. Sometimes I'd let them copy essays. Wow. Yeah. Gotta eat, you know?

[Morgan]

Yeah, man, I get it.

[Eddie]

Two suspects have been arrested in Arizona in a bill washing scheme. They were removing ink from actual money and were printing the currency with a higher value.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Eddie]

From 12 news.

[Morgan]

That's next level.

[Eddie]

So I would never even thought that could be a thing.

[Morgan]

Right.

[Eddie]

Two suspects have been arrested in Arizona after investigators recovered evidence tied to bill washing. 40 year old, 46 year old are facing charges. Fraud, forgery, money laundering. They were running a scheme to remove ink from real money and reprint it with higher denomination. So the paper was the same. Officials said the seized supplies were sufficient to produce over a million dollars in counterfeit currency.

[Morgan]

Got it. So the paper was the same because they were using like say a $1 bill and they were just printing like $100.

[Lunchbox]

Wow. That's crazy.

[Eddie]

I didn't even know that. Could be like. I understand some crimes. Bank robbery. Got it. Sure, dude. They wash it so much it looks white and then they reprint it on that. That's crazy. On a flight Saturday, a passenger tried to open the emergency exit door just before landing, claiming he was possessed by a ghost. Good for you for waiting till it's almost landing though.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Passengers were shaken. The crew was praised for handling the situation. He was detained and handed over to authorities. Blah, blah, blah. And DTV with that story. That's never happened on a flight that I've been on where somebody goes crazy. The craziest anyone's ever been on a flight. Anybody have a story, even if it's not wild? Like I had a woman once that was going back and forth, like mumbling to herself, doing like yoga stuff. But I felt like she was just doing yoga stuff. I didn't feel like she was possessed or anything. Anybody drunk or crazy in any flight you've ever been on?

[Lunchbox]

No, I just had a lady have seizures.

[Morgan]

That's crazy.

[Lunchbox]

They called for a doctor to the back.

[Eddie]

Medical emergency.

[Lunchbox]

They said, when we land, please remain seated so medical personnel can get on the plane. And we landed and they came on and I was. I had to act like I was asleep because I was a doctor and I didn't want them asking me for help.

[Morgan]

Are you still a doctor on your, like, tickets?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Well, you have to select it every time. Oh, you have to go to the drop down?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

It's not stored in there.

[Carla]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Why do you do that?

[Lunchbox]

More respect.

[Eddie]

And do you feel more respected?

[Lunchbox]

I think. I think they look at you differently. Like, oh, that's a doctor.

[Morgan]

Do they ever call you doctor?

[Lunchbox]

No. I mean, like, but when they. You know, when you're getting on the plane, they zoom. It pops up on the screen and she looks at you like, oh, doctor. Okay. Have a great day, sir. I wish.

[Amy]

They barely look.

[Eddie]

So you're just interpreting her look as

[Lunchbox]

more like, this dude's smart and he's got his life together.

[Eddie]

Something. We're talking about yesterday or maybe the day before. We're talking about how we never knew Eddie with a full head of hair, and Eddie was offended by that.

[Morgan]

Bald. It's the word. Bald. I knew. I didn't. I've always known you as a bald person.

[Eddie]

No, I didn't. I didn't say bald.

[Morgan]

That's what Morgan said.

[Eddie]

So were you trying to get her back by talking about the cow thing?

[Morgan]

Oh, no, I was just. She was just in the room and I was just talking about.

[Eddie]

She was trying to sell us a cow. Have you guys heard this?

[Amy]

Oh, whole cow.

[Eddie]

No.

[Amy]

So we can get meat from it.

[Eddie]

That's exactly what it is. Okay.

[Morgan]

Tell Amy you want in.

[Amy]

Yeah. Why you didn't talk to me about it.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I didn't tell Amy to do Amy. So I have a friend of mine who's got a cow. He can buy a cow. And you, me, whatever. We can go in threes, whatever. We buy a quarter of the cow for $900, and then we have a whole list of meat cuts, whatever, and we choose what we want out of it.

[Amy]

The thing is, I get a freezer.

[Morgan]

We buy it today.

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Today.

[Morgan]

We don't get it till April next year. Well, yeah, because they buy the cow and then they raise it and all that.

[Amy]

Are they gonna raise it grass fed? Grass Finished.

[Morgan]

Yes, all the way through. And that's what he said. He's like, this is no. What do you call? Antibiotics or whatever. It's all grass fed. This is. You can visit the cow, we can name the cow.

[Amy]

I don't wanna visit the cow or name the cow.

[Morgan]

Like, we can do all that.

[Amy]

I am kidnapping the cow and I'm killing the cow. No, no, no. I'm Gonna save the cow he could send us.

[Eddie]

Oh, you're saying if you meet the

[Amy]

cow, you're gonna meet the cow and love the cow? I'. I'm gonna rescue the cow even though I've invested in its meat, and I'm gonna be like, it's okay, little guy. Come with me.

[Morgan]

Rescue it from us? Yeah, we're the one trying to eat it.

[Eddie]

No, she means from death.

[Amy]

That's why I don't want to meet it, Eddie. I don't want to become friends with the cow I'm going to eat because

[Morgan]

I told my kids and, like, they were really pumped that we were gonna have a cow that we can go visit and everything for a year.

[Amy]

How far away?

[Morgan]

It's Dixon, right down the road.

[Amy]

Yeah, I'll. I'll go in, but I can't meet the cow.

[Eddie]

Okay, well, you're gonna.

[Amy]

I mean, maybe. I mean, if we're getting a four, how much I need to know What?

[Eddie]

Well, you need to ask these questions before you say you're going in.

[Lunchbox]

I like the way you say you're in.

[Morgan]

I don't know.

[Amy]

If I was to know. Okay, back up. I figured I would ask all the questions off air.

[Morgan]

You don't want to hear the details.

[Eddie]

It's like 900 bucks for a quarter of a cow.

[Amy]

900 bucks per each of us, or.

[Morgan]

No, we would all go in a quarter.

[Eddie]

I'm not in. I'll go buy meat today. If I want to eat meat, I'm good.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but this is guaranteed grass fed, man. And, like, natural. All natural.

[Amy]

And it ends up more affordable. My sister's done this, but I need to get a. I would. The problem is, I don't know that I. I don't have a deep freezer or extra freezer.

[Morgan]

Well, you have a year to figure that out. A whole year.

[Eddie]

Okay, so now you have to go buy a freezer, Right?

[Amy]

And then which cuts are we getting? Like, can I be real? I.

[Morgan]

Like, yes, you can. Now they have to. You have to discuss it with all the other people that own the rest of the cow. Like, not everybody can take the rib eyes, right? So you can. If everybody wants rib eyes, then it's gonna be like, four to you, 40 you, 40, you, that kind of thing. But like, some people. Like, I like the. The roast, you know? Like, some people may not want you love rectum.

[Amy]

The tongue.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I was telling Morgan that it's like, man, growing up, we ate the intestines, we ate the cheeks. We ate everything from a cow.

[Eddie]

Morgan, do you Think he was messing with you yesterday.

[Carla]

Well, I am. Okay. He just looked at me and he was like, morgan, you want to buy a cow? And I was like, are you serious, Eddie? Like, I've been a vegetarian the entire time. And then he was like, well, you. And then he starts detailing and describing everything. I was like, eddie, I don't want to hear about this. Like, there's a reason I'm a vegetarian. This is really not my thing. And then he just continued on. I was like, are you trying to get back back at me for something? Like, I asked you to stop talking about this. And he just continued.

[Eddie]

He's trying to sell it so hard that something's up.

[Morgan]

No, I just. I don't want to buy the whole core.

[Amy]

Like, are you a salesperson?

[Morgan]

No, I'm not.

[Eddie]

I thought he was bringing, like, a business opportunity, like, we'll buy a cow and then resell it once it's grown. I was like, oh, I would do for the meat. I just go to the store. I'm good. I don't eat enough meat to, like, try to save, like, to buy it for you.

[Morgan]

Dude, we can get some tomahawks out of this.

[Lori Siegel]

Some what?

[Morgan]

Brisket. Tomahawks.

[Amy]

I don't know what that is.

[Morgan]

Oh, my. You've never seen the tomahawks? The big steak.

[Amy]

Oh, the large piece of meat?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay, you guys can handle this off the air then.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Do you have anybody that's in with you?

[Morgan]

Yeah, kick off Kevin.

[Amy]

Okay. I thought he was like, yeah, Amy.

[Eddie]

So right now you're a 450 bucks a piece.

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Eddie]

But if Amy comes in.

[Amy]

Okay, 300.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but then there's also, like a handling fees process.

[Morgan]

No, no, no, no. The butcher has to. It has to be butchered and slaughtered. So it's gonna cost a little bit.

[Lunchbox]

You're paying for the cow own or that. What? And then you have to pay the butcher separately?

[Morgan]

Well, yeah, that's how it works. Yeah. The cow gets slaughtered.

[Lunchbox]

It's getting a lot more expensive.

[Eddie]

It was like shipping handle.

[Amy]

You know the person that is a friend of mine. How.

[Morgan]

Don't worry about it.

[Eddie]

Things are feeling shadier as a buddy of mine.

[Amy]

Wait, what buddy? Like, where did you meet him?

[Morgan]

At a store.

[Amy]

At what store?

[Morgan]

Don't worry about it. That's not important.

[Eddie]

Everything gets shadier. Because at first he was like, you can get in. And then it's like. But then there's also more fees. You gotta pay. And I'm like, what do you guys think?

[Morgan]

What do you Think.

[Amy]

What store? The grocery store. Is he the butcher?

[Morgan]

Don't worry about it.

[Eddie]

How did you meet this person that's offering you a cow?

[Morgan]

We met. We met somewhere.

[Eddie]

Where?

[Morgan]

At a store? At a store. We met, we talked, we hit it off, we exchanged numbers, now we're friends. And he's like, hey, man, I got them doing this thing for my friends. Do you want in? I said, yeah, it sounds.

[Eddie]

You ever hang out? Oh, you've already committed, so you have to buy the whole thing. If people don't get.

[Morgan]

No, no, no. I said, let me shop around with my buddies and then we'll see if we can get some people together to get a cow. Do we hang out? No, we've never hung out. We just talk.

[Eddie]

How do you know he's not taking advantage of you?

[Morgan]

Yeah, I mean, people do this all the time.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but I'm saying he could be spending $600 for it.

[Morgan]

Oh, no, I've asked around. The going rate is about the same.

[Eddie]

Okay, I'm out, though.

[Morgan]

Amy, ask your sister what she pays for the cow.

[Amy]

Okay, I'll text her right now.

[Morgan]

I'm out.

[Eddie]

It sounds like something, though, that I would be involved in if I could make some money off of it, but I'm good. Baby cow, Raise it, sell it, I'd buy the baby cow.

[Morgan]

I honestly thought when he first texted me, I thought that's what it was, too. And I'm like, oh, that sounds fun. Yeah, you know, raise a cow, we sell the meat. All right, but. All right.

[Eddie]

All right, let's take a break.

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[Eddie]

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[Eddie]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Eddie]

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[Morgan]

Find exclusions and details@t mobile.com I'm Lori

[Lori Siegel]

Siegel, and on Mostly Human, I go beyond the headlines with the people building our future. This week, an interview with one of the most influential figures in Silicon Valley, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman.

[Sam Altman]

I think society is going to decide that creators of AI products bear a tremendous amount of responsibility to products we

[Lori Siegel]

put out in the from power to parenthood.

[Sam Altman]

Kids, teenagers, I think they will need a lot of guardrails around AI. This is such a powerful and such

[Lori Siegel]

a new thing, from addiction to acceleration.

[Sam Altman]

The world we live in is a competitive world, and I don't think that's going to stop even if you did a lot of redistribution. You know, we have a deep desire to excel and be competitive and gain status and be useful to others. And it's a multiplayer game.

[Lori Siegel]

What does the man who has extraordinary influence over our lives have to say about the weight of that responsibility? Find out on Mostly Human.

[Sam Altman]

My highest order bit is to not destroy the world with AI.

[Lori Siegel]

Listen to Mostly Human on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

[Eddie]

Okay, do you want the weird story or the really weird story?

[Amy]

Really weird.

[Eddie]

Really weird.

[Amy]

Why not? World is really weird right now, so add it to the pile.

[Eddie]

But now that I look at them, they're both really weird.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Okay, so let's just do really weird one, really weird two.

[Amy]

Okay, really weird.

[Eddie]

But this is, like, really weird. Light, but still really weird.

[Morgan]

And that one's harder.

[Eddie]

I think.

[Amy]

So it hits harder. Yeah.

[Eddie]

A new trend with what they call zombie filler involves injecting sterilized fat taken from dead people to enhance body features on an alive person. Okay, so you're taking the fat and you're putting it in your dudes, pecs, women, boobs, and women butts. Dead fat for you. Thoughts, Amy?

[Amy]

I don't. Not interested. But I'm not totally weirded out by it.

[Eddie]

You're not?

[Amy]

Don't we take things from.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Don't you have, like, a dabber in

[Eddie]

your ankle for a surgery? Yeah, tendon. But this is fat they're pulling out of somebody, like, right before the body gets.

[Amy]

Yeah. Tendons, fat, eyeballs, livers, kidneys, hearts. This is. I mean, I feel like I've been set up to find this a little less weird.

[Eddie]

Maybe the fact that it's called zombie filler makes it weird.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Surgeons claim the product is purified to remove DNA and reduce Immune reactions making it largely safe with minor side effects. Demand is growing in men and women. It's from the Guardian.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Okay. Well, you guys have made me feel like that's not as weird.

[Morgan]

Have you felt anything weird since you've had a dead cadaver in your ankle cartilage?

[Eddie]

Nah, I fell the other day.

[Morgan]

You did?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Was it you that fell or the other?

[Eddie]

Great question. Thank you for asking. I was trying to. I'd mentioned this. I was trying to step over the baby, the gate, and I had stuff on my. And I wiped out and everything hurts, but I just thought it was. Cause I hit the ground and like I was sore, but I think I hit my ankle. I don't think it's re injured. I think it's just super sore. So I didn't do justice to that cadaver. Like, what if I let them down? I know they donated their body to science and I just wasted it by re injuring my ankle. Okay, okay. I'll give you the really weird. A woman who had sex with identical twins separately within four days of each other has been told it's not possible to identify which one is the father of the baby.

[Amy]

Okay, see, this is weird. This is really, really weird.

[Morgan]

Is it?

[Amy]

Did the twins know?

[Eddie]

A legal case involves a mother and one pair of identical twins disputing paternity of her child after the other twin was listed as a father on the birth certificate. The court heard that both brothers had relations with the mother within days of conception, and DNA testing cannot currently distinguish between the twins. While a lower court kept the name father on the birth certificate, the Court of Appeal ruled that he should no longer have parental responsibility.

[Sam Altman]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Because they can't prove it was him, judges emphasize that the child's paternity remains uncertain, essentially one of the two twins. But future scientific advances may eventually provide a definitive answer. The case is ongoing. Sky News. I don't know if they knew, but she's banging two brother.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's what I just want to know if, like, obviously she knew they were twins or she thinks they were the same person.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

No. Now we're adding. We're adding wrinkles here.

[Amy]

Okay. So, yeah, okay. If they didn't trick her, then. Yeah. Were they aware? Like, hey, like, what if they're just finding out you slept with her too?

[Morgan]

And do twins not have separate DNA? Like, I feel like that. I feel like they're two different people.

[Eddie]

No, it's very, very, very similar.

[Amy]

That is very terrible. If one of them commits murder.

[Eddie]

That's true. That's Happened before.

[Morgan]

Wow, that's crazy.

[Eddie]

Where they've. Yeah, they put the wrong. Wrong twin, wrong brother in jail.

[Amy]

And the other twin that was guilty let their innocent twin go to jail.

[Eddie]

I need to see the story. I've seen it online.

[Amy]

That's so wrong.

[Eddie]

But I'm not. I don't remember it specifically. I could have made the whole thing.

[Morgan]

I bet later in life too, they're gonna be like, you know, the baby's gonna act like one of them. You know how the twins, like, they look the same, but they have different personalities.

[Amy]

I don't know. I feel like they act the same.

[Morgan]

Oh. Like Ray and his twin, like, they're very different.

[Eddie]

Were you guys different growing up though? Ray, yeah, he's always been quiet, reserved. I'm an extrovert. But it also. You could get it from the mom and think it's the other twin.

[Morgan]

True.

[Eddie]

Here's the story. A Real Life Case, 1996. Gina and Sonny Han. Gina Hahn planned to murder her twin sister. Sonny used her identity by weapons. So this is not exactly that, but still close, leading to her arrest. While Gina was the mastermind. The dramatic story centered on the twins toxic relationship. But they didn't. Yeah, I don't know.

[Morgan]

There are two women.

[Eddie]

It was women.

[Morgan]

Whoa. It's not what I picture.

[Eddie]

Hey, you're never too old to donate your organs. A World War II veteran recently passed away at 100 years old, and he had perfectly healthy Liverpool. And so he's able to donate his organs.

[Morgan]

Wow, that's cool.

[Eddie]

Good news network. I'm just saying, you always died, right? Yes, he died, but we're just saying you can donate. No, no, no.

[Morgan]

I'm an organ donor. So when I die, for sure, 100%, someone's gonna have my kidney.

[Eddie]

Yesterday on part of the podcast, Lunchbox wasn't here because he went and he did a local news hit for being on Price is Right. How did that go?

[Lunchbox]

Amazing. Yeah, amazing.

[Eddie]

What happened?

[Lunchbox]

Went in there and they opened the show with some little talk and then they play a clip.

[Eddie]

Little talk. Should you have led the show?

[Lunchbox]

Probably, yeah. It was some Orchard opening.

[Morgan]

Boring.

[Lunchbox]

And I'm like, guys, we don't want people to tune out. Why are we going to the Orchard? Let's go straight to the clip of me on Price is Right. And then they come over and he sits down with me and we talk about my experience on the Price Is Right, how I got on, and that was it. And then we played some more. Another clip of me in the showcase showdown. He gave me a Little shakearoo on the hand, said, thanks for coming. And then I was out the door.

[Eddie]

Do you wish you could have played Plinko?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I wanted to play Plinko or the Mountain Man. Yeah.

[Morgan]

What about the putting one?

[Eddie]

You can lose that one, though.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but I made a reference to that one in the show because there was golf clubs up for bid and I said, drew, I could use those to get a hole in one.

[Morgan]

Or I do remember that

[Eddie]

the local people think you were cool.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. He really thought I was cool. And then they said, hey, can you stick around and do the weather?

[Eddie]

Did you do the weather?

[Lunchbox]

And so I did the weather, I guess they're not gonna use it on there. They're gonna use it on their socials.

[Eddie]

Oh, did you do the green screen? Yeah. Where you look at the little screen but you don't see behind you. It's a green screen.

[Lunchbox]

It's a green screen and I'm looking whatever's on the monitor.

[Morgan]

How hard was that?

[Lunchbox]

Very hard. Yeah, because I was very confused because in the camera, I'm covering up half of what it's like. I'm like kind of moving to my left and right so I could see what the temperature was. And. Yeah, I don't know how it's going

[Eddie]

to sound, but Eddie said, you're in your element. You're happier in a piggy and spit.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man, I am. It's feeling good. I like making the round. The circuit.

[Morgan]

Feels really good, your media tour.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it really does.

[Eddie]

We heard you did interview a TV guide.

[Lunchbox]

I did do an interview with TV guide. Like a 35 minute interview.

[Eddie]

35 minutes on what?

[Lunchbox]

Zoom, zoom. She was in Philadelphia. I was in here, and she just asked me a bunch of questions about Price is Right. My experience, how do I feel like all that? And we talked a little bit about Big Brother, Survivor, you know, just Life.

[Eddie]

Do they ever do like a greatest hits? Price is Right? Bring back the grades.

[Lunchbox]

Ooh, I don't know. They should, like, every month.

[Eddie]

Where does this go from here?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. I. When I filled out my paperwork, it said, would you like to be contacted by other game shows? And I put, yes, absolutely, 100% put my name in the pot.

[Eddie]

Any game shows reach out yet?

[Lunchbox]

No, nothing yet.

[Eddie]

It's new, though.

[Lunchbox]

It's fresh, it's brand new. They're all getting their ducks in a row going, when can we get him on Lunchbox?

[Morgan]

Do you think that they do this with all the contestants? Where, like, TV Guide and the local news wants to interview them, or do you think this is special for you because you did so well on there. Like, you didn't win, but you did.

[Eddie]

I won't let you insult him. He did win. He did win. Like, he won thousands of dollars worth of stuff. He didn't.

[Morgan]

I know, but I feel like his performance was so different that they were like, we need him on. On our show.

[Lunchbox]

I think that's it. I don't think it's a matter of if you win the Showcase Showdown or if you do this. It's about how you perform. And I performed amazingly. I was so. How do you say it?

[Eddie]

Like an enigma. Enigmatic, maybe.

[Lunchbox]

Is that a word?

[Eddie]

Is it? Did you see it somewhere?

[Lunchbox]

No, I just someone's.

[Morgan]

I don't know, Someone said that.

[Amy]

I'm trying to think of what he could be.

[Lunchbox]

Egmatic.

[Eddie]

Enigmatic is what you're looking for, probably.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. May. Electric. We'll go with electric. I was so electric, and I felt like everybody just was drawn to me. Yeah, Drew Carey was drawn to me. Like, I felt like he really enjoyed it.

[Eddie]

Couldn't run from you, that's for sure.

[Lunchbox]

He couldn't get away. That's right. He's kind of stuck. But he seemed to really like me.

[Eddie]

Has he reached out to hang out or anything?

[Lunchbox]

No, and he didn't, like, come backstage and talk to me either. I thought maybe he'd come by and be like, man, thanks a lot.

[Eddie]

Remember when we did Family Feud and nobody saw Steve Harvey and then he walked out, did the show and then walked out? We never saw him again. Wow.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that was true.

[Eddie]

They probably taped so many of those that they spent time talking to folks, they'd spend half their day doing that. Yeah. So don't take that personally.

[Lunchbox]

No, I didn't. I just thought maybe, you know, he'd see you.

[Eddie]

Think, man, I could be friends with that guy. Like, next thing you know, you're partying.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Like, TV guy did ask me, were you a little disappointed that Drew Carey didn't know who you were? I was like, nah, Drew Carey's probably never been around the show. He doesn't live anywhere where we're on, so that's not a shock.

[Eddie]

Ah, well, congratulations on the tour, man.

[Lunchbox]

That's great. Anybody else want to reach out? You know?

[Morgan]

Are you done?

[Lunchbox]

No, hopefully not. Hopefully there's more coming in.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Steve Harvey confirmed the authenticity of a 2017 memo sent to his talk show staff, setting strict boundaries to stop ambushing.

[Morgan]

Oh, I remember when that was a

[Eddie]

new Story, key details of the memo. Dressing room. His is off limits unless invited, of course.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's great.

[Eddie]

Hallways and makeup staff were told not to approach him in the hallways or while in the makeup chair. I totally get it. Because if you're about to do a job and everybody keeps coming up to you, you can't do your job.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

No walking together. Employees were instructed not to attempt to walk with him. That's funny. What if I told you guys, hey, guys, we're here all day. We don't walk with me.

[Morgan]

We would have to just wait till he sits.

[Eddie]

But nobody walks.

[Lunchbox]

There's no walk.

[Eddie]

But that must have come from something. Like, people must annoyingly walk up beside him and want things that he. Because you don't make that rule unless something's happening that's bothersome with you.

[Morgan]

On the contrary.

[Eddie]

You're.

[Morgan]

Sometimes you're like, hey, I gotta go. So if you wanna talk to me, walk with me.

[Eddie]

That's true. We do those. Like, I gotta go right now. So if you get me on the way to the car. Yeah, good point. Scuba has to do that. He's walking with a Lapt. Because I got to go. Another appointment. He's got a laptop open. We're walking outside. Harvey explained he felt like a prisoner and needed to stop people from taking advantage of his previous open door policy. So that's what it was with Drew Carey. Probably too many people ruined it for you.

[Lunchbox]

Probably the people before me. But that's okay. I had a great time. He shook my hand. He looked me in the eyes. We had a moment. I mean, it was everything I could have wanted.

[Morgan]

Lunchbox. What are you expecting now after this? Like, are you expecting Hollywood to call back and.

[Eddie]

Yeah, what's the expectation or what? What's next? Is there anything else lined up?

[Lunchbox]

There's nothing else lined up. But, man, I. Maybe this is the time, guys. Is this the time that I reach out to Survivor? I mean, and send them that clip that, guys, I need to be on your island.

[Morgan]

It's fresh.

[Eddie]

Have you ever reached out to Survivor?

[Lunchbox]

Never.

[Morgan]

Who would you reach out to? Like, how do you do that?

[Eddie]

I just jump into the inbox they have there on the.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I got a little cbs.com casting and say, hey, probs, talk to Drew. He'll tell you, I'm a good guy.

[Eddie]

You put down as a reference, Drew Carey.

[Amy]

That's funny.

[Eddie]

You gotta get it while it's hot. You're only shiny for a second.

[Lunchbox]

I know.

[Eddie]

And it's literally a second. And they have five Shows on a week.

[Lunchbox]

I know new episodes there.

[Eddie]

So if that's your dream, I'll do it right this second.

[Amy]

He is getting a lot of action. Like, I went to the prizes. Right. Facebook and his clip. Compared to other clips, I was looking at likes and comments, and he has. There's way more comments. So the engagement wise and even likes, it's surpassing all the other posts that they have.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you have like a week.

[Lunchbox]

All right, so I'm gonna go on there and on that post, I'm gonna tag Survivor and Jeff Probst so they'll see it.

[Eddie]

But then you're only gonna get like a social media account manager. Oh, I would send in. If you really want to do it, send in your stuff, like right now

[Morgan]

with all the clips that just that you have.

[Amy]

Does he need to make it like a. What do you call it, Bobby? Like a sizzle?

[Eddie]

Like. Well, they have certain protocol. I think they want you to.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, they make you do a little

[Eddie]

video, but put that in there and send it immediately.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I'm about to download it and I'm gonna get on my video.

[Eddie]

Like when I do Comic Con though, now go do autographs.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Set up a table.

[Lunchbox]

All the older ladies, hey, whatever works, man. I'll do it. If they want me at Comic Con, sign me up.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. Lunchbox. And who's your lady friend? Margaret.

[Lunchbox]

Marilyn.

[Morgan]

Marilyn.

[Amy]

Oh, Lunchbox in Maryland should audition for Amazing Race.

[Eddie]

I was thinking they go on tour next.

[Morgan]

Next time, Amazing Race.

[Amy]

Could you imagine?

[Eddie]

I'm here with 80 year old, 68, Maryland.

[Morgan]

They're fighting, then they fall in love.

[Eddie]

I got invited to be a celebrity eater on Hell's Kitchen.

[Amy]

Oh, that's fun.

[Lunchbox]

What? Awesome.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So they say, hey, come up Gordon Ramsay's restaurant. And then I went and watched like 10 celebrity eaters in a row last night on YouTube. Like, I saw Cat Kat Von D

[Amy]

or somebody, the tattoo artist or.

[Eddie]

I don't know, I saw like three or four people. There were celebrities doing that. And then I don't know. Is that something I want to do?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

What are they doing? Are they judging food?

[Eddie]

No, it's just kind of their experience. From what I saw.

[Amy]

You have to eat food though, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah. So you sit down, they bring you a plate, whatever they're cooking back there, and then you eat it. And then one of the celebrities was like, I don't like this. It's not cooked well enough. They send it back.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, wow.

[Eddie]

So they're just like, you just like monitoring them having dinner? With it. Like the friend. They were like, bring a friend with you, and you guys can eat dinner while we shoot Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen. You'll be the celebrity eater.

[Amy]

Is it dairy free?

[Eddie]

Well, it can be. They ask for allergies.

[Amy]

Sweet. Go. You have to go do that.

[Morgan]

Yes, you have to go.

[Amy]

You have to go. And why wouldn't you go?

[Eddie]

Be so bullish on that.

[Amy]

What do you mean, why wouldn't you go?

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Amy]

It's a whole.

[Eddie]

I mean, I gotta fly up to the northeast. They're not doing it here.

[Amy]

Oh, I don't know where.

[Eddie]

It's a trip. Yeah, so.

[Amy]

Well, that would make sense why you maybe not wouldn't go.

[Morgan]

So who's your plus one? You know, someone likes food.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, me.

[Eddie]

Doesn't everybody like food?

[Morgan]

No, no, no, no.

[Eddie]

Isn't that like liking music?

[Morgan]

Some people like more food than others.

[Amy]

My dad was restaurateur.

[Eddie]

Now that I'll think about it.

[Amy]

I grew up in the kitchen.

[Eddie]

I just wanted to know if you guys thought that was cool or not. That's awesome to go and do that. It's a. I have to go for. It's a four hour day. So I sit there. I don't know what I do for four hours. For four hours, I don't know what I have.

[Lunchbox]

That's a long meal.

[Eddie]

But it's while they're shooting that I'm supposed to be there.

[Morgan]

That's so cool.

[Amy]

Okay, so there's other celebrities there too?

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

Great question.

[Eddie]

I think they're shooting a whole season,

[Amy]

but I didn't know if it was like, I'm picturing, like a booth.

[Eddie]

No, I'm the only. I think there's either just one or. I'm not even saying I'm a celebrity, but I'd be in that position. There's a booth and the celebrity comes in and eats for one of the challenges for that they're doing. So. Yes. There's one celebrity per, like, half the episode.

[Morgan]

So you and I would just sit there and eat the whole time.

[Amy]

Play Guess the celebrity game while you eat?

[Eddie]

No, they'd be playing Guess the celebrity. Like, who is that person sitting over there?

[Lunchbox]

Is that a celebrity?

[Eddie]

Okay. I don't know if you guys think that was cool or not.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So I should do it?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Okay. Who wants to go?

[Amy]

Me.

[Eddie]

Oh, everybody. Oh, great.

[Amy]

It's okay. Let's be honest. You'll probably take Eddie and that's okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Sam Altman]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Let's be honest.

[Amy]

And I would be happy for him. Eddie loves to cook.

[Morgan]

I do my love like he loves food.

[Amy]

It's his thing.

[Eddie]

So you're just giving up?

[Amy]

Well, I'm not giving up.

[Lunchbox]

You're bowing out. What the hell?

[Morgan]

Thank you, Amy. I think you're making a lot of sense.

[Amy]

I'm having a realistic expectation. Because unrealistic expectations lead to future resentment. It's healthy.

[Eddie]

That feels healthy. Okay. I'll think about it. All right, Bones. All right, we have a lunchbox. Moral dilemma. What happened with your kids?

[Lunchbox]

So they were outside the school after school, and they were playing football, and a kid threw the football, and it hit a window.

[Eddie]

You're a kid. And didn't he say a kid? Okay, but your kid.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, okay, but we don't need to point out who it was. And I don't know exactly what window it hit. I know it hit a window and they all freaked out. It cracked the window. It cracked the window. And they ran away and went, like, over the other side of the school to play football or soccer or whatever. And I went and looked at the window, and there is a crack in the window, but I don't know if that's the window they hit. And I'm like, no one else saw it. Nobody. So I'm like, do I hit up the school and be like, hey, anonymous tip. Maybe someone cracked the window?

[Eddie]

No. No. What if you say, call the school. Say, like, I think we hit the

[Lunchbox]

window, but what if that crack was already there?

[Morgan]

And why would you do that?

[Lunchbox]

No one knows. No one knows.

[Eddie]

No, but he was saying one solution is to give an anonymous tip that somebody hit the window. No, I think the full solution on that side is, hey, I think we might have broken the window. I'm not saying you have to do that yet, but I'm saying that's that side of the argument.

[Lunchbox]

Right? Because what if they didn't hit that window and no one knew that crack was there and it was already there? And then they're like, oh, well, yeah, okay, there is a crack in the window.

[Eddie]

You're responsible if there's a crack in the window that your kids think they hit and they went, oh, my God, we hit a window. That's probably the window that your kids hit and cracked it.

[Amy]

It.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So. But that doesn't mean you still have to call. What would you. Eddie?

[Morgan]

I mean, no one is talking about this. The homeowner.

[Eddie]

You don't know what they're talking about.

[Morgan]

Has the homeowner approached Homeowner?

[Lunchbox]

It's on the school.

[Morgan]

Oh, it's the school window. I thought it was, like, a house near the school.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, it's literally the front window.

[Morgan]

Is the principal wondering who broke the window?

[Eddie]

How do you know what the principal wonders?

[Morgan]

Have you gotten a memo?

[Lunchbox]

There hasn't been no email, no post. No.

[Eddie]

I'm looking at a picture that looks like a football crack.

[Morgan]

Really?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I wouldn't say anything, guys.

[Amy]

Okay, you say something. Why not?

[Morgan]

Because now you have to pay for it.

[Amy]

Well, but your kid potentially caused it, so you should have to pay for it.

[Morgan]

Is there proof of that lunchbox?

[Eddie]

There's no video, but this is not about proof. This is about moral dilemma.

[Morgan]

Right, right, right, right, right.

[Eddie]

This isn't courtroom dilemma. This is moral dilemma.

[Lunchbox]

Right. I agree with that. That's what I'm saying. It's like, man, there was no one else around. I was the only adult there, and no one else knows. And the kids all looked at the window, and then they, boom, booked it. I was like, let me go take a look. And there was. I mean, there's a. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

In the window you thought they hit.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, like in the general vicinity.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

So I don't know what to do, man. I. Oh, man, I see.

[Eddie]

You tell the school you think you broke the window.

[Morgan]

You do.

[Eddie]

That's what I would do. I'm just saying what I would do. You.

[Amy]

Yeah, I'm gonna tell the school. I would. If it happened to my house, I would hope someone would come and tell me. And then also, it's an opportunity with your kids to make sure they acknowledge if they've done something. Like, let's just go do the right thing.

[Morgan]

Question. Is it a public school lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

Public school. So there is, like, budgets, and you pay with.

[Eddie]

You pay.

[Lunchbox]

Those are taxes.

[Eddie]

Public schools have less money than private schools do.

[Morgan]

Right, right. But my point is. My point is you pay taxes for that. So in a way, you kind of paid for the window already. Your taxes.

[Eddie]

You're just not going to do it.

[Morgan]

I wouldn't bring attention to it at all. I would just be like, well, we don't know. So just kind of move on with your day.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

You're not going to do it, obviously,

[Amy]

unless we challenge him to.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, do it. It's just a tough thing, man.

[Eddie]

It's not. You're not going to do it.

[Lunchbox]

They got. They got away with it right now. Like, there's no need to go. Like, I feel like you want to teach your kids.

[Eddie]

Like, if you broke it, we have to go pay for It. But do we want to be a snitch on yourself?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's not snitching. That's called confessing.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Oh, man.

[Eddie]

You can't really snitch yourself out.

[Lunchbox]

It's tough, man. Well, then, what if. What if the principal's like, oh, who were all with you? And then my kids had to tell them what other kids were with them?

[Eddie]

No. You say it was just us. Sorry about that. They're not going to ask that. If the window gets fixed, they're not going to care. That'd be my. My suggestion. That's what I would do. But you're going to do your own thing. You're not going to do it, obviously.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we're leaning towards just let it pass. Yeah, we're leaning towards the school year is almost over and we'll just move on with our lives.

[Eddie]

Well, if you change your mind, let us know. Let's go talk to Carla who lives in Kansas. Hey, Carla, you're on the Bobby Bones Show. What's going on?

[Caller Carla]

Morning, studio.

[Eddie]

Morning.

[Caller Carla]

Happy birthday, Bobby.

[Eddie]

Thank you very much.

[Caller Carla]

Hey, congrats on the on baby Billy.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Caller Carla]

So excited for you.

[Eddie]

Thank you. Any advice?

[Caller Carla]

I love the advice. The baby tips. But I was going to give you a tip. My daughter and her husband, with their four kids had. Every time they had a poopy diaper, they'd do a real quick rock, paper, scissors rocket fast. Best 2 out of 3, loser has to go change the poopy diaper. You and Caitlin are both competitive. I thought you'd love the idea.

[Eddie]

You know, luckily, she doesn't care, doesn't mind doing it, and she also doesn't have to redo it if I mess it up. I've gotten pretty good at it. I haven't even done weaponized incompetence.

[Amy]

Oh, let's hope not. When it comes to this, it's still on the table. Folding a T shirt. Okay, go for it. Maybe it's still annoying, but helping with your child that you 5050 are part of, responsible for, you know?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I don't want to be the dad that doesn't know how to do the stuff. That doesn't mean I want to do it all the time, but I'm happy to do it as much as needed.

[Amy]

What if moms said that?

[Eddie]

I think it could be different. It could be if dad stayed and was with a baby a lot.

[Amy]

That's true. Because you are coming into work.

[Eddie]

Yes. It's not a mom and dad thing. It's not a woman or man thing valid. Yeah.

[Amy]

So and so that's why you can't rock, paper, scissors when you get your fangs back in. Sorry, I just, you know, thought popped into my head. When you get home from work, imagine getting home, you're. You've been at work for several hours, and you come home and the baby has needs her diaper changed, and you're like, rock raverses or.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that would not go well.

[Eddie]

Mostly, once I get home, it's like, hey, what can I do right now to help? It's like, do I need to change a diaper? I also, if I even hear, like, something in the stomach, I'm like, wanna change diaper? We gotta change diaper. She's like, no, no, it's okay. I understand this. I'm like, no, no. I think she might have just pooped. She's like, no, she didn't. Like. She knows. But I'm. I don't want to be in poopy underwear.

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

Who does, right?

[Morgan]

Yeah, nobody does.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But she's pretty much got it on lock. I will. And I am able to do whatever is needed to be done. That's all. But I think she can do it faster sometimes because she does it more, and she's like, I got it. No problem. But if I'm there and we're ready to go, we're down beside each other, or I'll just go, hey, if she's away, I'll just change the diaper. No problem. Carla, I appreciate that. It may come to that, because when they start eating human food, I hear it gets a lot worse. Yes. All right, Carla, thank you. Hope you have a great day.

[Caller Carla]

Love the show. Have a blessed Monday. Thursday.

[Amy]

Human food. You mean solids. Yeah, right, Solid. What they're eating right now is, well, they're human.

[Eddie]

That ain't food. That's just milk.

[Morgan]

Yeah, whatever.

[Eddie]

That. Yeah, that ain't food. All right, thanks. All right, that's gonna do it for us today. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Tell your friends, man. If you tell all your friends and they all come to the party, what a party that would be, right? So glad you're here. Check out the Bobbycast today Catch from Okra Medicine show and Molly Tuttle. They're engaged now. They're also both worldly acclaimed artists, bluegrass and Old crow crushes. But you can listen to the podcast over on the Bobbycast feed or you can go and watch it on Netflix. So that's what's up. We'll see you guys tomorrow. All right, goodbye, everybody.