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Bobby Bones
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Amy
All right, so I wanna start with this. Well, we'll talk 401k for a second. Not that that's the most interesting thing to talk about, but our listeners, one, think that I'm just screwing with people when I say that Eddie and Lunchbox never started one and they've had the ability to start one. I do want to play Voicemail two first. Ray, go ahead.
Lunchbox
I just think it's really rich that Lunchbox can sit there and say that women don't know how to save and.
Eddie
That we just spend it at the.
Lunchbox
Mall and Amazon when this guy doesn't even have a 401k and he's absolutely wrong there.
Amy
Have a great day. That's what reminded me to do this segment. So Lunchbox, she says for you to say that, but live like that is a bit hypocritical.
Bobby Bones
I don't live like that. I don't live like. I don't go to the mall and spend my money.
Amy
I think you're missing what she said. She said you're judging people, women, yet you're doing something and being judged and going, that's not fair.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I just don't think women are good at saving money. I mean, just because you have a 401k doesn't mean you're good at saving money. That means you're, you know, some financial advisor did it for you and you. They put it in there.
Amy
I never had a financial advisor when I started at all. I just read about it and learned and thought, oh, they're going to match my money, or, yeah, now I do. But I didn't then.
Bobby Bones
Oh, well, yeah, okay. Well, I think most people, they Just happen to fall into it at work or something. They don't know.
Amy
But you could have started even now. You could start five years ago when this bit started.
Bobby Bones
I understand. But now it's too late because you about to die. Well, no, no, I'm not. No, no, no, no, no. Now I got three kids, and it's like, you got to pay for, like, you know, groceries, and you got to pay for this, you got to pay for that.
Amy
It's harder than that. I didn't realize he's paying for this and that. I thought it was just this.
Bobby Bones
Got to get them close. Get them close, things like that.
Amy
Eddie, anything you want to say about that?
Eddie
I mean, I. I agree. I mean, life's tough right now. A lot of expenses and stuff like that's harder now to start a 401k than it was when I was in my 20s and I told you guys, I looked at my account or whatever I got. I had a 401k when I was 25.
Amy
Yeah, that's right.
Eddie
It was only like, two grand, but I had it.
Amy
This is from Humphrey Yang on TikTok. And so this is about 401ks balances by age in the US and it also has the corresponding contribution percentages. So he listed out in your 20s. The average American in their 20s has $21,000 in their 401k by the time your 20s ends.
Eddie
Oh.
Bobby Bones
That'S not that much.
Amy
By the time you're. Well, it's because you're in your 20s. You're not making a lot of money.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Well, I'm just saying, like, by the.
Amy
Time your 30s, in, you should have $49,000 in your 401k.
Bobby Bones
All right.
Amy
By your mid-40s, you should have $108,000. The average American.
Bobby Bones
Whoa, that went up a lot.
Amy
Yeah. Cause you're making. You're starting to make more money, right?
Eddie
Are you talking about the money that you put in? Like, you should be, or the money you made that much or the money you made overall?
Amy
You should have that much in based on the money you've put in and the money that you've made? That's a lot.
Bobby Bones
You know what I'd like? I'd like to put like, 5,000 in, and then in a week, have, like, 150,000.
Amy
That'd be cool.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
That's not how you could do that, though. Just betting. Just gonna drive kings.
Bobby Bones
But then why, if that's not how it works and what's the point of doing it? Like, isn't it the Point is, it's supposed to go up a lot, but.
Amy
It does go up again. I started 22, and mine has gone up significantly, but I've been. I've had it in there for 20 years.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but I would like to know how much you put in versus how much you've made. Like, is it like you've put in?
Lunchbox
Well, if you start doing it on your paycheck, it'll break that down for you.
Amy
Yeah. By your 50s, you should have $179,000. And by your 60s, plus, you should have $250,000. And that's the money you've put in, plus the money it's made, plus the money at times it's been matched by. Because that's the point of it, is they would match. And again, I'm no expert, but our listeners think it's a bit that I'm lying about. It's not a bit at all, but that's all. I saw the TikTok reminding me of you guys. And then the caller was like, hey, Lunchbox is telling women that they're stupid and they spend all their money at Amazon. Yet he hasn't invested in his own future.
Lunchbox
Right.
Amy
That's all I got.
Bobby Bones
No, I mean, one woman calls in because she has one. She has four. Okay, four.
Amy
Okay.
Lunchbox
401K.
Bobby Bones
401K. Good for her. She's the one out of the bunch. You know, they're one woman. There are. Well, yeah. Now that you got divorced, you figured out you had to get one.
Lunchbox
No, I had it before my divorce because when I got married, my husband was like, you should look into 401 day.
Amy
What was that?
Bobby Bones
Who did.
Lunchbox
My husband. Okay, what's wrong with okay, I have one Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
I told you I didn't have a husband. I didn't.
Lunchbox
Your dad and my mom and dad.
Amy
Do you think a man is the root of everybody?
Bobby Bones
100%. Her dad told her to do that.
Amy
But you didn't do it.
Lunchbox
That's okay, though.
Bobby Bones
But my dad didn't know what that was.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Amy
Your dad didn't know what a 401k was?
Bobby Bones
No, I doubt it.
Amy
But I'm sure he knew what it was even if he didn't have one.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well, maybe that. Maybe he did. I'd ask him.
Amy
That's not even the point. The point is, you said this about women, so someone wanted to call and say that. So great.
Bobby Bones
One woman, her husband told her, hey, let's do a 401k at your work. Yeah, good.
Amy
Eddie is working in a Studio in North Carolina right now. Hey, what happened last night?
Eddie
What was the deal last night? The company here had a open house where they invited a bunch of people, clients to come. It was awesome. It was a party. There's a DJ and everything, drinks flowing. And I met a lot of our clients, which I'd never met before. One of Lunchbox's clients was here, so they were really happy with Lunchbox. And I try to. I try to steal that endorsement from him, but, no, I guess they like Lunchbox too much.
Amy
But how do you try to steal it? Like, he didn't have 401k.
Eddie
Yeah. I was like, hey, we both don't have 401ks, you know? And it was like a loan place. I'm like, yeah, I love loans. Stuff like that. I could talk about that for all the time.
Amy
Where are you exactly?
Eddie
I'm in, I believe Wake Forest. Is Wake Forest around here? Because the exit I took said Wake Forest. I'm like, that's crazy. I had no idea the university is.
Amy
Here in North Carolina, but what town are you in?
Eddie
I think it's Raleigh, but Wake Forest was the exit I took, man. So.
Amy
Okay, look at your pen. Just look at your phone.
Eddie
Let's see.
Amy
He's like Tom Cruise. I've just seen Tom Gunn. Maverick, so. Forgive the reference. When he has me walks in, he's like, where am I?
Eddie
Okay, I'm zooming out.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, I'm in Raleigh. I'm in Raleigh.
Lunchbox
He's in Raleigh.
Amy
Yep. When do you come home? A few minutes.
Eddie
In a few hours, I gotta go to another client thing, and then I fly home after that.
Amy
Dan, look at it. It's cool, though.
Eddie
Look at you.
Amy
Hey. Businessman making business deals, trying to get that money. Hey, guess what happened?
Bobby Bones
He got shut down last night.
Eddie
We had a dinner, steak dinner with clients. This guy's got this new product. I'm like, dude, I'm your guy. I think we closed it.
Amy
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Businessman making business deals.
Amy
I get the money. How come you went?
Eddie
It's a good question. I think.
Amy
I think.
Bobby Bones
I think I know why.
Lunchbox
Why?
Bobby Bones
Because he has that car dealership there that is a big client. Yeah, that's the reason he's there.
Eddie
But Lunchbox has a client here. Bobby, you have a couple clients here. I think Amy's got a client here.
Amy
Well, I know I didn't go. I'm saying, like, why did. Why did they pick you specifically?
Eddie
Good question.
Amy
I know. I'm not even, like, picking at a scab here. I'm literally just asking, like, Was there. Hey, we're gonna take Eddie because Eddie needs to do abc.
Eddie
I know. I know that the dealership that I work with, I've never been there before, and we talk about it all the time. So I've been trying to get up here to see the dealership. So I know what to talk about. And so I know that's part of it. So maybe. Maybe that's it.
Amy
Good. All right, cool.
Lunchbox
Cool.
Amy
You sound good.
Eddie
Thank you, man.
Amy
How was the hotel? Good.
Eddie
Awesome. It's like. I don't know, it might have been haunted, but it was one of those old hotels in downtown Cary, North Carolina. It's cute, but at night, a little.
Amy
Scary how late you stay out last night?
Eddie
Not late at all. I think I was back home, 10:30.
Amy
Oh, that's late. Are you kidding?
Eddie
No, but.
Lunchbox
No, it's an hour late Eastern.
Amy
Oh, still.
Eddie
So.
Amy
But it's still 10:30. The time is still 10:30. Like, who does stuff on a Wednesday night at 10:30?
Eddie
Yeah, I think everyone in the east coast does things later, though.
Bobby Bones
They have to. The world is later.
Amy
No, every. No, everybody still lives pretty much on the same clock. The news comes on a little later.
Lunchbox
His body clock, it was 9:30.
Amy
Yeah, but I'm saying there were other people there whose body clock is normal. Amy, you lived east coast time zone?
Lunchbox
I did, I lived.
Amy
Were you party until midnight every night?
Lunchbox
No, I was definitely not.
Eddie
Yeah, I will say that. I've been walking around just like from place to place, looking on the ground to see if I see Amy's ring.
Amy
Yeah. Good for thinking about that.
Lunchbox
Is definitely the part of the country where my ring was taken. You go about an hour out to Southern Pines, North Carolina, and that's where it was stolen from.
Amy
You make a little trip over there, see if you see it. Southern Farms.
Lunchbox
There are pawn shops there. Yes, there's tons of pawn shops because it's like military stuff. Go over to Fayetteville. There's pawn shops, smoke shops.
Amy
Really? Is we legal inside?
Lunchbox
And I don't. I think, like, smoke, like tobacco. Yeah, because. And then I think strip clubs.
Amy
Well, yeah, those have always been legal, at least for a long time.
Lunchbox
I know, but I mean, that's what. Yeah, yeah, this is Fayetteville area.
Amy
I'm gonna roll through some voicemails. Number one, please.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Bobby.
Amy
Yeah, I was just calling to see.
Bobby Bones
If we could get the segment back.
Amy
Where you and Ray acted out movie lines. Thank you. Thank you for that.
Lunchbox
Oh, Masterpiece Theater.
Amy
Masterpiece Theater. Yeah, we'll do them in the next few Shows or. So write you down. Yeah, always. Just as long as people like it. I don't get criticized. Well, you care if you get criticized. Yeah, but, I mean, I don't want people to say, oh, you know, he doesn't do a good job reading it or whatever. I mean, we do our best, you know, we try to make it so it's easy to understand. I don't know sometimes the exact characters, but I try to get insane. There you go. Ah, good for you. Yeah. We'll play again sometime soon. Thank you for recommending it. Sometimes we forget segments that people like because we do a lot. We try a lot. Give me the next one. I was just calling about Lunchbox turning on the job for Nashville 911 and such an easy gig since he already.
Eddie
Knows the proper etiquette and the part.
Amy
Won'T be cut since it's not a speaking role. Lunchbox.
Eddie
This could be the one.
Amy
He turned it down. There was a role of featured extra, but featured in a male strip club, and he had to be a patron of the male strip club and act like he was enjoying it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah.
Amy
Possibly acting.
Bobby Bones
Possibly patron number one.
Amy
But that's acting.
Lunchbox
You're acting the most important patron.
Bobby Bones
Yes, I understand, but I just don't know if that is a good look. And with no speaking part, like.
Amy
But you've never had a speaking part.
Bobby Bones
No, no, I have, but it just got reduced at some point.
Lunchbox
If there were speaking.
Amy
He's never been credited with speaking part ever in history.
Bobby Bones
That's what I'm saying.
Lunchbox
But if. But like Bobby said, and you get lines.
Amy
Yeah. What if your line was like, what a hog?
Bobby Bones
No, I'm not doing that. What if they said, oh, wait, I'm in the wrong place, and then I get out of there like that, I'm in.
Amy
No, I don't think that's the move.
Bobby Bones
Like, oh, man, I got lost. I don't know how I ended up here.
Amy
Huh? No, I don't think that's it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, someone must have drugged me. And then I got to call 91 1. Hey, man, I ended up in this place.
Amy
What if it's like, check out the hose on Mark.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Amy
Okay, next voicemail, my call is about the Eddie's punishment. If you listen back. Lunchbox story, the plane is going from London to New York, and when Eddie does his story, it's from San Francisco to London. Justice for Eddie. It's two different flights, so no punishment for Eddie. All right, Love the show. Thanks. Bye.
Lunchbox
I don't know. Could this be?
Bobby Bones
You're an idiot.
Eddie
This is huge.
Amy
This is not huge. Because the same story. One of you just read the town wrong or just made up the town because you didn't know where it was.
Eddie
This is Karen Reed.
Amy
No, it's like Karen Reed found a Google search. How's long till you Google the town? No, there's no reversing it. And Eddie will eat the chip tomorrow or Monday, we'll do the game. However, Mike, will you look and see where the flight actually was from to and from? I did look it up. You did? Because I noticed it when I pulled the clip. It was from London, so. Okay, thank you. Lunchbox said one of the names wrong, so Eddie said it right. But it was the same story.
Eddie
Boom.
Amy
So hold on, hold on, hold on. The plane is going from London to New York and Lunchbox's story. Yep. And in Eddie's story, it's from San Francisco to London. Yeah, that was correct. So Eddie's story was factually right, but it was the exact same story. When Lunchbox did it, he said the wrong cities.
Lunchbox
Well, what if Lunchbox article said the wrong city? Because sometimes.
Amy
No way. No, because I went back and looked. You just. Why do you. Amy, why do you always defend. This is exactly our point. Let's see your corporate email today. Let's see your corporate email today.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Amy
Defend Lunchbox at all costs. We know what's happening. I have an email trail of like this. Of telling Amy of the story Lunchbox pulled, and then it's just the wrong city. Do you just sometimes make stuff up if you don't know it?
Bobby Bones
No, I must have just read it wrong.
Amy
You missed what it was over the.
Bobby Bones
Atlantic Ocean, so I just assumed it was going to New York.
Amy
You just assumed. You probably got it. What if our news anchors did that?
Bobby Bones
Well, I mean, they probably do that also.
Amy
Well, they make up their own. They. They follow narratives.
Bobby Bones
That's what I'm saying. Like, but really, I mean, the details are kind of. It's. The whole point was it doesn't matter where the plane was. It was. It was a naked flight attendant. Like, does it really matter what cities it was flying to?
Amy
No, no. You could have said no.
Eddie
Cities you're not understanding. It could be a different flight.
Amy
It's not a different flight, though. We did look and see.
Bobby Bones
Pull up the two different articles.
Amy
Do you want to wager a double chip?
Eddie
Yeah, no, no, no, I don't want to wager, but this is an appeal for sure.
Amy
Okay. I'm Considering it, I will consider the full appeal. If we're able to look at both of the stories, and if it's two different stories, if this happened twice, I will lift your punishment. But if I decide it's the same story and somebody just misinterpreted or assumed a fact, it's double the punishment.
Eddie
Nah, nah, we're good with it.
Amy
Okay. All right.
Bobby Bones
We're gonna do a re sentencing time served.
Amy
Okay, cool.
Eddie
It's terrible. It's just terrible. Like. And I think the whole memory loss is a real thing.
Amy
If I find a doctor that. Stop with that.
Eddie
Okay.
Amy
Yeah. Please get a doctor's note. Yeah, that's exactly what. Tell him. You read a story, I might get.
Eddie
One, and then just save it. So the next time this happens, I'm.
Amy
Like, here, you can sue us. Next up, Ray. Hey, Bobby, I got a question.
Eddie
Any advice for new people that are doing music or writing music on how they get themselves out there?
Amy
You got any advice for them?
Bobby Bones
I appreciate that.
Amy
There's never been a better time to be a creator because there are no gatekeepers. Gatekeepers are, well, algorithms, people. But you get a million chances at the algorithm. If you're a songwriter and you're like, man, nobody will pay attention to me. Just keep posting, keep writing, keep posting, keep writing, keep posting. You can hashtag if you want, but now hashtags don't even matter because all these different platforms have so much AI built into them. They know what you're doing already when you put it up. They know what you're saying, what you're talking about. So it kind of filters into those same areas whenever people consume. So that's like the version from social media standpoint. But if you're, like, in Nashville and you move here, it's just get out and meet people that also do what you do because you have, like, a class that you come into town with, and those are the people that you look forward to when they can take you with them and you win and you pull people with you. It's relationships and trying over and over and over again, even though it doesn't work. That would be my advice there. All right, give me one more, Ray. If any of you guys go and travel and somebody says, oh, where are you guys from?
Bobby Bones
Or where are you from?
Amy
You all would say, Nashville or Tennessee. I spent 25 years of my life in California, but now I live in Oregon.
Lunchbox
For the last five, we say Oregon.
Eddie
So just some food for thought on.
Amy
What you guys would actually say when.
Eddie
Somebody asks where you're From.
Amy
I think that's fair. I think we said that. I think if we're at a place currently and like, hey, where you from? You say where you live, but if someone's like, hey, where are you from? Like, where'd you grow? There's a difference in where you're from. Where'd you grow up? We all had to pick our place because, again, if I'm in, I'll use lunchboxes. Example. If I'm at a blackjack table in Vegas for some reason, and they're like, hey, where are you from? I say Nashville because I live in Nashville. But if they're like, hey, where are you from? Like, where'd you grow up? I say Arkansas. I don't even say a town because Arkansas is not big. So I say Arkansas. But for you Texans, you have to pick a city because your cities are bigger than my whole state. Eddie, don't shake your head at me.
Eddie
I mean, it's like, dude, you can't take the whole state. You're from a certain place.
Amy
Okay, where are you from?
Eddie
Morgan or Kansas? No, Wichita.
Lunchbox
Eddie, you can. I mean, Bobby, you can take the whole state.
Amy
My whole state?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You're agreeing with him because you took the whole state of Texas.
Amy
No, only second.
Lunchbox
Only second. You take Austin first.
Amy
Yeah. So, yeah, caller, we understand and we agree with you. If someone's like, where are you from? As in, where do you live? Now, we say Nashville, but if someone here goes, where are you from in Nashville? To us, where we live, we say, where we're from, where we grew up. And I grew up in Arkansas. And Eddie grew up in the Rio Grande Valley, South Texas. And Amy grew up in Austin. And Lunchbox grew up in Austin. And Morgan grew up in Kansas.
Bobby Bones
No, she grew up in Wichita. See, that's what I'm saying. It's so stupid.
Amy
And okay. And Ray grew up, up in Michigan, although he only moved there when he was 14, which, that's all a weird one. But you get to claim what you claim. Have you guys seen that meme? Where? The reason you don't say your exact city is because nobody's ever heard of your exact city. That's why I don't say Mountain Pine or even Hot Springs. So the reason it would be is where you'd say, ray, where are you from? I go, oh, Gwynne, Michigan. You'd be like, gwen. I go, well, Marquette. And you'd say Marquette. Exactly. Northern Michigan. And you'd be like, I still don't know what you're talking about. Detroit. I'm from Detroit. I'm from right across from Eminem from that right there. That's why Arkansas counts for me, because at least people know on a map where that is. Nobody knows where Mountain Pine is. Very few people know where Hot Springs is. Some people have heard of Little Rock, but people know where Austin is. That's why you can pick a city. People have heard of Wichita at least sometimes.
Bobby Bones
Sometimes not.
Amy
Yeah, no, I hear you, lady. And we agree with you.
Bobby Bones
So I will say when I travel, I'll be like, I'm from Kansas, but I live in Nashville. It's often what I'll say. That's what I'm saying. Maybe I'm just like an over sharer, though.
Amy
That could. No, that's what. No. We were literally just dialing him because it's stupid. Bit like you can say whatever you want, but we were like, if you had to pick one person, one place where you're from. From what? What's your place? Because Lunchbox claims to be from nine places. Like, if the city comes up, he's like, that's what I'm from. Like, bro. I mean, Eddie's now from Wait Forest.
Bobby Bones
You. You took all of Arkansas. That's a lot of cities.
Amy
We. I think we have two cities in all of Arkansas and a lot of towns.
Lunchbox
Little Rock and Fayetteville.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Have you ever been to if it's in Arkansas?
Amy
Probably because I played travel ball through Arkansas, so probably yes. Eureka Springs, many times. Went to Passion Play there. Yeah, it's fine. It's got a really cool little downtown.
Bobby Bones
I thought about going there.
Amy
They got the big Jesus statue with the big arms out.
Lunchbox
That's the.
Bobby Bones
That's the draw.
Amy
That's what Eureka will know it for. Yeah.
Eddie
What do you mean? Like in Rio de Janeiro like that Jesus.
Amy
No, no, but it.
Bobby Bones
Like the one in San Diego.
Amy
I don't know this.
Bobby Bones
They have the one way up there on top of the mountain. Well, because I've never been to Arkansas.
Amy
Before and for any reason whatsoever.
Bobby Bones
No. And so I want to go because it's one of the states I haven't been to. But you're the pro Arkansan.
Amy
It's called Christ of the Ozarks and it. Eddie, it's similar to the. Yeah, Rio Jesus.
Eddie
The Brazilian one. Yeah.
Amy
When you say Mike exactly like it. Yeah, I mean, it's smaller and like it's out. It's like when you go to Vegas and you go to Paris and you see the Eiffel Tower and you're like, oh, that's probably like a tower in Paris, France. It's kind of like that. If you were going to go to Arkansas.
Bobby Bones
Like, and I want to do some hiking, because I've heard Arkansas.
Amy
I mean, I'd go to northwest Arkansas, like Fayetteville. But also there's. That whole area is cool because there's a lot of Walmart money there. That's where Walmart was started. There's a lot of culture, like, really awesome museums.
Lunchbox
That museum, I went to that one. I can't remember what it's called. But the Walmart's wife, like Bentonville, she started it.
Amy
Rogers, all that area, like, when concerts are up there, they're in Rogers, but all those areas are right around and they've got, like tons of mountain bike trails and. But if you were gonna do something, that'd be where? I guess it just depends.
Eddie
What about looking for diamonds? You should do that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, go do that diamond mine.
Amy
It's not really a mine.
Bobby Bones
It's just a field. There's a field of dirt, man. And I can find a diamond.
Amy
It is the only natural diamond. I mean, it's called a diamond mine, but it's not really like a cavern. You think of a diamond mine, you go on with like your little pickaxe.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I think like the Seven dwarves.
Amy
Yeah. So it's a state park. It's called the Crater of Diamond State Park. I think of the Seven dwarfs, too.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
And it's the only, like, natural place in North America where you can just go out and dig and find diamonds. And we have them on the show. Sometimes people that have found that. I think we've had a person on the show that found a big diamond there. Lunchbox went. Did not find it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it was not me.
Amy
It's 911 acres.
Bobby Bones
It's so big and it's so hot. There's no shade.
Amy
Just a big field.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it's hard, man.
Amy
Mm. So, yeah, there you go.
Bobby Bones
And then diamonds don't look like you think they look. It's really hard to find them.
Amy
Yeah, they kind of look like a piece of dirty gold. Almost like dirty peed on gold. And then they make it all shiny.
Bobby Bones
So go and look for peed on gold.
Amy
I wouldn't go there. We went there as a kid. It was terrible. Tourists in Italy falls while taking a selfie and rips a hole in the 18th century painting. You know, this is on the museums because you can't let people close to them because you know what happens? People do as people do. They do Stupid things. If a person falls on that chair. We talked about if a person falls through a painting chair, it's on the museum.
Lunchbox
For not roping it off appropriately.
Amy
They roped off an entire hallway here in this building because of Lunchbox. If a museum can't rope off a million dollar painting, that's on them.
Lunchbox
What's a rope called again?
Bobby Bones
Stanchion.
Lunchbox
Stanch. They could. Stanchion.
Amy
I saw the one. Did they move it closer to our door?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
This morning.
Lunchbox
Yeah. They were like, let's just make this a little more obvious.
Amy
They cut off half of the entire building because Lunchbox went and stole their food.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I didn't steal it. I was just trying to eat some breakfast. And it was there.
Amy
No, it was also theirs. It wasn't ours.
Bobby Bones
It's free food. So it's not stealing.
Amy
No, it was not our food. It's a whole different.
Bobby Bones
How do I know it's not our food? It didn't have names on it, but.
Amy
It wasn't for us. And no one said this is your. Because no one said, this is your food. If there's food just anywhere, it's yours. Unless someone says otherwise.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Anyway, if it's on a. If it's on.
Amy
You don't even own this building.
Bobby Bones
Hold on, hold on. You're not. You. It's on a community space.
Amy
It's that. It's not a community space.
Bobby Bones
That table is a community space.
Amy
No, the table is the table being rented out. That whole room's being rented out by.
Bobby Bones
No, no one said to me, hey.
Amy
So they have to say to you or you get it.
Bobby Bones
So how do I know that that is rented out space? It was on an email. Not to me, to all of Nashville.
Amy
One, it was an email. Two, you just don't get it unless someone says you don't get it. That's not the rule.
Bobby Bones
If you walk in the kitchen and there's just food, it's not the kitchen.
Amy
The kitchen is a community space.
Bobby Bones
That is a kitchen.
Amy
That's not a kit.
Bobby Bones
There's a. There's a dishwasher. Everything over there that's a kitchen is that. It has a free. I mean, that's a kitchen.
Amy
The kitchen.
Eddie
But it's one that never gets used unless someone's renting that space.
Amy
It's not the main. It's not the main kitchen side kitchen.
Eddie
And there's like 50 people there that you've never seen your whole life.
Amy
They don't even work in this building.
Bobby Bones
We have a lot of people in this Building that I've never seen in my life.
Eddie
People that you've never seen.
Bobby Bones
Because I thought. I thought maybe it was like the it people came into work, finally 50 IT people.
Eddie
We'd have no problems here.
Amy
Then the general rule is you don't get something unless someone says you can't have it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
The general rule is if there's something you're not familiar with and it's there, you have to ask, hey, is this for us?
Bobby Bones
There was no one there to ask. It was just sitting there.
Amy
Then you come back, go, hey, does anybody know about that food that's over there?
Bobby Bones
And you could all be like, no, I don't know about it.
Amy
Then that means you can't eat it.
Bobby Bones
I mean, the receptionist was eating it.
Lunchbox
She doesn't know, because I think they invited her. She's worried. She was escorting people in this morning. I saw her.
Bobby Bones
Well, I escorted someone in the elevator.
Amy
What do you mean you escorted them?
Bobby Bones
You rode them.
Amy
You rode with them.
Bobby Bones
She was just standing there, and I was like, oh. She was like, are you going to the sixth floor? I was like, yeah. And I let her in the elevator and let her in the building.
Amy
Let her in. Like you had to?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, because she didn't have a key.
Amy
To get in the elevator, you don't need a key.
Bobby Bones
You have to get up to our floor. You need a key.
Lunchbox
If you don't have a key, you can't hit the floor.
Amy
When I go down to Whole Foods, I don't need a key to get back up here.
Bobby Bones
At a certain time. If you're.
Amy
But not to get in the elevator. I can get the elevator, no problem.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but you can't get to the sixth floor before opening hours.
Amy
Open. Why would I be here?
Bobby Bones
No, she couldn't get up here because she didn't have. She could not hit number six because she didn't have a key.
Amy
So you escorted her in.
Bobby Bones
Yep. So if I. If. If the receptionist gets it.
Amy
The what?
Bobby Bones
Receptionist gets it for escorting people in. Guess what? Sign me up.
Amy
I think the timing happened to be right for you.
Bobby Bones
But I. Escort. Because she was just standing there. She had her.
Amy
You did what to her?
Bobby Bones
Escorted her. Escorted or whatever you want to call it. Yeah, I showed her the way. She was. There's mailboxes down there, and she had her binder open, and she was looking at business stuff. Stuck. And luckily she saw me. And you know how she recognized me? Probably because I walked by that office about five times.
Amy
Then why. You said, hey, can I get some of that food? You guys are having.
Bobby Bones
Well, there wasn't any food out at that point.
Amy
Oh, got it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
What'd you learn from this, though?
Bobby Bones
That they were not nice to share.
Amy
They probably would have shared if you'd asked.
Bobby Bones
So was I supposed to peek my head in there? Hey, excuse me, guys. I know you guys are talking X's and O's and dividends. Do you mind if I grab some of your food? How would you like me to go about that?
Amy
But if you thought you should have asked. That's not your favorite.
Bobby Bones
I didn't think about it. No, I didn't think I should ask. You're saying I should have asked?
Amy
What was the food? What'd you have?
Bobby Bones
No, I was going to have a chicken sandwich and fruit and.
Amy
Oh, you didn't even get to put in your mouth? No, no, I got it on my.
Bobby Bones
Plate and then I got the tap.
Amy
Got it. You didn't run with it, though?
Bobby Bones
Well, no, I was just like. I mean, I couldn't run. I was like, what? And they're like, oh, that's not for everybody. I was like, oh. They're like.
Amy
Well, they've sectioned off, like, half the hallway now. It's not even just the room.
Lunchbox
Well, anyway. Yeah, he's not gonna. He doesn't understand.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Where were we?
Amy
This tourist in Italy, he's, like, leans back against the painting.
Bobby Bones
Can I just tell you something?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
That drives me nuts.
Amy
Drive it.
Bobby Bones
Okay. And this is. I mean, this is a stupid thing that drives me nuts is when news articles call it a selfie and it's not a freaking selfie.
Amy
Yeah. Someone's not a selfie.
Bobby Bones
Someone was taking a picture of him.
Amy
Yeah, that's.
Bobby Bones
It's not a selfie. Stop. Like, a selfie is when they are holding the camera themselves that. I don't know why. It bugs me to no end. What a stupid thing to be bugged by.
Amy
No, no, no. I think that makes sense, though. It's not a selfie. He leans back against the painting.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy
Like, he almost, like, sits in the painting. And of course that's on the museum because generally people are stupid.
Bobby Bones
But it's not a selfie.
Eddie
Is this like shark attacks? Like, you know, when one happens and the news runs with all of them? Because now, like, everyone's breaking paintings and art.
Amy
I don't know. But this is a really expensive one.
Bobby Bones
I mean, his hand went right through it.
Amy
Yeah. Parents hire pole dancers to celebrate a son's graduation.
Bobby Bones
What?
Amy
Well, weird.
Bobby Bones
That's. Okay.
Lunchbox
Okay. Yeah.
Amy
You mean, tell the Story. You want to fight for it first?
Bobby Bones
Well, go ahead and I'll fight for it when you're done.
Amy
Parents got carried away celebrating their son's graduation. Just after the graduation ceremony ended and students exited the event, they came upon pole dancers the parents hired for their son. A young boy was invited to stand between the performers and was apparently visibly embarrassed during the minutes long performance. The mom later explained other parents organized various programs for the graduation ceremony. I wanted ours to be more creative than theirs. I hope this will be an unforgettable graduation gift for my son. Police shut down the dancing after a few minutes and the school is now going to lock down any celebrating near school property. From scmp. Weird lunchwise.
Bobby Bones
Why? Some people like balloons, some people like girls. I mean, what's the problem? It's not like they took their clothes off.
Lunchbox
Some people like balloons, some people like girls. I'm making sure that we all heard that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I mean, because if someone put a big, you know, balloon arch, you're like, oh, that's so cool. Like, what if I hate balloons? What if I'm scared of balloons? Get that away from me. Oh, how dare you. They put a couple girls dancing in skimpy clothes. Guys, they're 18. Let them have it.
Amy
It was as junior year graduation. Junior graduation.
Bobby Bones
That's okay. 17.
Amy
Yeah. They mean they weren't having sex with them. Right. But I'm not standing up for it. I'm just saying. But they were. Yeah, I know. They're in like little.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
They look short pants.
Bobby Bones
They got like.
Amy
They have ties on. Schoolgirl ties with the white button up.
Bobby Bones
They got leather boots up right above.
Amy
Their knees and that. They're on jeeps with poles.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah. Because they're mobile.
Amy
Yeah, they're mobile.
Bobby Bones
I mean that's just like going to a club.
Amy
But you're 17, 18, and your parents. It's just weird.
Lunchbox
Feels.
Amy
We're not saying anyone should go to jail.
Lunchbox
Like every. Like, I'm wondering how the invites went out for that. And then if parents are having to decide, do we let our kids go to this party or did we Parents a party.
Amy
It's like outside of graduation.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy
Like on the street.
Bobby Bones
Like when he walked out, they said.
Lunchbox
Congratulations and it was waiting there for him. I see it now. Okay.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty.
Lunchbox
Well, either way, you're. Now you're exposing all these kids to this.
Bobby Bones
So what to two girls in. Have you ever been to a school dance?
Amy
Well, that's not exactly the same. It's not exactly the same.
Bobby Bones
You're exposed.
Amy
They're in really small shorts.
Lunchbox
Kids go to see their older kids graduate. I'm not talking about the teens that are coming out. I'm thinking about all the people that are coming to the graduation. And then you're like.
Amy
And they do drive up when jeeps. And the jeeps has. The jeep has a big pole coming out the top of it. And they're on the pole dancing.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, they're athletes. They're doing athletic moves. Here's my thing.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
These women are wearing more than the women wear at the pool. So.
Amy
But. But that's because, you know, you're going to a pool and what is going to be presented to you at the pool? People in swimsuits. That's. That would be the difference there. You don't really expect walking in the sidewalk, two strippers pull up on poles.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't say strippers. Dancers. They're not taking any clothes off.
Lunchbox
Okay. So at the pool, nobody's dancing on a pole.
Amy
I just thought it was a funny story.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
No one should go to jail. But it was weird.
Bobby Bones
Cool parents.
Amy
That would be one way to look at it. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Or absolutely. Cool parents.
Lunchbox
Interesting parents.
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Oh, mints.
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I'll correct my kids now and then.
Amy
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Amy
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Or wherever you go to find your podcast, the Bobby Bone Show. Let's go around the room. Amy, you're up.
Lunchbox
So I know we've talked a little bit about Jeff Bezos's wedding and like, how it's so expensive and all these people. It's a $45 million, but people are like, protesting like they don't want it to come. Like, they feel like they don't want the tourism and all of that. But where is it?
Amy
Like, is it today? Is this wedding today? Is it today? Or they just give like a.
Lunchbox
Let me look at the end of. Let me look at the invitation because I have that pulled up because I was going to show it to you because I think it's so.
Amy
Yeah, I think it's in Italy. I saw a picture of that phone party lunchbox talking about.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that was on the yacht.
Amy
Italy.
Lunchbox
It's in Italy. And so there's people protesting in Italy. Like, we don't want all this here. And this money is discussing, blah, blah, blah. But then the Italian people are like, well, yes, it's bringing like $36 million to our city, to our economy. So like, we're, we're happy to host it here. But the invitation is. Have you seen it?
Amy
No, but if there's not a diamond in there or Like a live bird flying out. I'm gonna be underwhelmed.
Lunchbox
You are gonna be underwhelmed. Anyways, I know it's sort of hard to see. I feel like maybe Mike can Google it for you and put it on your little.
Amy
Oh, it's just a piece of paper.
Lunchbox
It's like, it's.
Amy
So we're excited for you to join us. We have one request. Please, no gifts. Instead, we're making contributions in your honor and with gratitude to you for making the journey. Donation on your behalf are being made to UNESCO Venice. That's great. To safeguard the city's irreplaceable cultural heritage. So what they're doing there is they're giving back to the town who's upset at them because they knew the town would be upset at them.
Lunchbox
Right.
Amy
To restore the vital lagoon habits. La la la la. This magical place has gifted us unforgettable memories. Yeah. It's normal person invitation. Yeah. I want a diamond in that. Yeah.
Lunchbox
It's not so much. Yeah. I mean, the wor. Yeah.
Amy
Or eagle to fly over me and drop the invitation in my hand. Like, especially trained eagle.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I just thought it looks like, you know, a sweet 16 that everything else.
Amy
Is so elaborate, but their invitation's not.
Lunchbox
There's, like, butterflies and stars and then, I guess. Yeah, the little Venice. They're going under that. But I just expected more for a $45 million wedding.
Amy
But, well, they put the money in different places, like foam. Really expensive foam.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I think that, too, was to celebrate, like, his son's birthday or something.
Amy
Those yachts are so big that I can't even comprehend how big they are.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Because I can't comprehend a cruise ship because I've never been on one. But those yachts are so big. When I saw the foam party, like, it's only in a very, very, very small. The boat is so big. It looks like it's in, like, a tiny corner of the boat.
Bobby Bones
I did think the same thing. I'm like, that must be the most massive boat ever.
Amy
Gigantic. It's so big, they have to build it on the water. That's so cool, because you can't move it to the water. Okay, Eddie, what do you have over there?
Eddie
So there was a sheriff's deputy, he was on, you know, on duty, and he sees a car on the road just speeding by, turns his lights on, pulls him over. It's a guy. He's in a tux, and his tie is untied. He's like, what's the reason you're driving so fast. He's like, actually, I'm on my way to a funeral. So the cops is, well, get out of the car. Helps him tie his tie and says, hey, I'm sorry you're having a rough day. If you want, we can give you an escort, but let me help you with your tie, and then we'll get you on your way so you can get to that funeral. And I guess a driver drove by and, like, saw this happening, saw the. The sheriff's deputy tying the tie on the guys, so they snapped a picture. It's going viral. It's pretty cool. It's a pretty cool moment of a sheriff's officer doing something good for someone even though he was speeding.
Amy
How fast was he going?
Eddie
I don't. I didn't say.
Amy
I don't know. Because I'm gonna tell you, if I'm doing, like, 35 over and I get pulled over, I'm probably like, yeah, I gotta go to a funeral. I don't know how to tie my shoes. Can you help me? And then I'm gonna go just drive around and find a funeral.
Eddie
Just a random one.
Amy
No, I'm sure. I'm sure that was legit. Are you speeding to a funeral because you're late or just because you're speeding, though?
Eddie
Maybe because he's late.
Lunchbox
There's a lot that could be going on. You could be late or also, your mind is just so many different places. Like, you're not. You don't. You're not focusing on the limit because you're.
Amy
Here's what I think. I'm glad the cop helped him. I think it's amazing. Glad they got the picture. Love it. Makes me feel good. I think the kid still gets a warning.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Yeah, he gets a warning because it makes people like me think, how can I get out of tickets? And we don't need that to be out there, because once I thumped myself in the nose, I got a nosebleed and got out of ticket.
Eddie
Wait, you hit yourself to bleed?
Amy
Well, I get really, really easily. I get nosebleeds in hot weather. And my air conditioner wasn't working in my car. I was like, 23, and I got pulled over, and so I felt myself in the nose and I bled in my hand. And I was like, my nose is bleeding. And I had. There was blood in my hand. And the cops like, okay, cool. And I went, that's it.
Eddie
You didn't say you're going to the hospital or anything?
Amy
No, I just said my nose is bleeding. I'm trying to find somewhere, a bathroom. And I wasn't doing. I really don't speed, but I must have been going 8 to 10 over or something. And the cop let me go. Very reminiscent of this, except there was no picture and it didn't go viral.
Eddie
It was before that.
Amy
It was before that.
Eddie
Yeah. Things didn't go viral, though.
Amy
Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
We're gonna go back over to Italy, man. Because I didn't realize this, but Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have split. They are no longer together. And Orlando Bloom is moving in on Kim K. He was caught, like, checking her out in one photo. Then they're greeting each other with kisses in the next.
Lunchbox
What?
Amy
I saw the picture, but that's how.
Lunchbox
You kiss over there.
Amy
Yeah, I saw the video of them all together. I think they're on a boat.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, they're on a boat.
Amy
I didn't feel like they were together at all. I felt like he was just with them. And famous rich people just hang out.
Bobby Bones
I think they're all there for the wedding.
Amy
Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, got it. That also makes sense.
Bobby Bones
But I'm saying that, like, there was one picture where he is just, like, looking at.
Amy
But it's a picture. You can take any picture where any eyeballs are looking any direction and make it seem like you're checking somebody else.
Lunchbox
Oh, I see a headline here. Says Orlando Bloom peacocking as he puffs his chest while Kim K. Is near.
Amy
Again, those are just words. Those are all just words that mean nothing.
Bobby Bones
That's what I mean. I'm like, peacocky dang.
Amy
He moved on. They probably know each other.
Bobby Bones
He moved on quick.
Amy
I do not think they're together in any way whatsoever. I did have dinner with him and Katy Perry in a group setting once, and he was delightful. It was super nice.
Lunchbox
Isn't this weird? If they broke up, don't you think Katy Perry would be at the wedding? I mean, she went to space. I don't think she's going, why she went to space?
Amy
Because I think the whole space thing was a disaster for her. I don't know. I heard she wasn't gonna go because she's the one. She was the big loser in the space thing. Cause she came off the worst.
Bobby Bones
Calling herself an astronaut was really a bad look.
Amy
But even then, it's like, who cares?
Bobby Bones
Well, I don't care, but everybody's gonna get so offended.
Lunchbox
I figured whatever people you go up to space with, you're bonded with for life, so.
Amy
But some people don't think, like, Some people don't even think that thing went up.
Lunchbox
They went. If it. Okay, then where did it go? We know it went up and then down and we saw them get out.
Amy
I'm just saying there were videos afterward of them being like, adjust this, adjust that with a camera on the thing. I think they went up. I think they went up. But I, I just, I've spent no time thinking about or being concerned with this.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'm just saying. I just thought it was interesting that he was moving in on Kim K.
Amy
He's not moving in. They're literally at the same place.
Bobby Bones
And maybe I'm wrong. Maybe the press is doing a good job of making me click and think, oh, we got a new couple alert.
Amy
They are not dating. No.
Eddie
If they are later in Katie divorce.
Amy
I think they never got married.
Eddie
Were they married?
Amy
No, they never got married. It just seemed like they were.
Bobby Bones
They were together for two years.
Lunchbox
What happened? He saw how she acted after she went to space.
Amy
He probably saw how she acted all the time.
Bobby Bones
They have a kid. Yeah, they have one, Daisy.
Lunchbox
Oh, I didn't know that.
Bobby Bones
Oh, so now the jokes aren't funny.
Lunchbox
Well, I just feel bad for Daisy.
Bobby Bones
She'll grow up rich. You'll be all right.
Lunchbox
Kids are resilient.
Eddie
That doesn't fix everything.
Amy
Daisy Dove Bloom is currently four years old. She was born August 2020. Yeah. Hey. I hope they both find happiness again. He was super nice the two hours I spent with them.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'd be a weird couple though. Orlando Bloom and Kate, they were.
Amy
They acted nothing alike. She dominates the room and he's very quiet and reserved.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Every once I would say, what did they eat? I don't know. I don't. Wouldn't look at their food.
Eddie
You remember that?
Amy
I was sitting right next to Orlando though. Really good looking guy.
Bobby Bones
Is he tall, short? What? I mean, I don't know.
Amy
Normal.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
I thought he would be little.
Lunchbox
Oh, why? Because.
Amy
Because he's not American.
Eddie
I got a question right.
Bobby Bones
What is Orlando Bloom in like Rings?
Lunchbox
Oh, that's why you thought he was little.
Amy
Why?
Bobby Bones
Oh, he's a pirate. Secure.
Amy
But he doesn't play an elf. Oh, I think he plays like a normal person. Right. He's like my size are a little bit smaller, but he's busy. Normal. But yeah, yeah, really good looking in.
Bobby Bones
Person because I wondered how he was famous and I just, I literally can't because I've never seen Lord of the Rings and I've never seen Pirates the Caribbean. So I'm like, what else?
Amy
Two Massive franchises. Right.
Bobby Bones
I've never seen either one. So I'm like, where is he from? Oh, he's also in that movie Gran Turismo about the virtual driving that they didn't turn into street racing. That was big.
Amy
I never saw that. But again, you're talking about two of the most massive worldwide franchises in the past 30 years.
Bobby Bones
That's pretty crazy. So that's where he came from. I don't know what is, like, Rise.
Amy
Yeah. I don't know what his first was.
Bobby Bones
No, no.
Amy
Breakthrough is the character Lego Legolas in Lord of the Rings. Legolas.
Bobby Bones
That makes sense.
Amy
Married Katy Perry in 20. Or, sorry, got with Katy Perry in 2016.
Bobby Bones
I've never seen an Orlando Bloom movie.
Amy
Morgan.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so I saw this thing on X and it's like, I hate. Do not call it X. You are so. I have to. Because that's how I have to.
Amy
It's so annoying. I'll never call it X.
Bobby Bones
You're not that cool. I have to refer to it in emails that way.
Amy
I understand. You do, because you are the head of digital. Yes, but I'm not trying to be so lame. Just name it X.
Bobby Bones
It is. Trust me. I hate it, but I've had to, like, change my.
Amy
I hear you. It is part of your job. Go ahead. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So there's this meme going around and it's talking about inventions that reached its final form. Like, it never changed. So you have a bobby pin that was created in 1920. It's never changed. A safety pin that was created in 1849 never changed. You have a ballpoint pen that was created in 1950, never changed. And I was trying to think of other things that were created and then never morphed into anything else because a lot of stuff changes.
Amy
Did you think of anything else?
Bobby Bones
I thought about mugs. A lot of mugs never really changed. And then I thought about silverware. Silverware never really changed.
Amy
Yeah, you're right. Generally speaking, I mean, they have made some modifications, like the old spork, but again, the spork, the spoon and the fork still exist individually. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So, like, what other things you feel like haven't. Hasn't really changed since it was created?
Amy
The bell. What? I said the bell.
Lunchbox
A belt.
Amy
The belt, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Hanger. You put different materials on a hanger, but they're all the same.
Eddie
That's true.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I guess you go wire and you have different forms of it.
Amy
I. I hate the hangers at hotels because those are different with a tiny head that you can't put on your own, you can't take it because they. They put the tiny rod in there. So they do the tiny head. So if you can't. If you stole the hanger, there's nothing you can steal.
Bobby Bones
They also have. Always have the clippies on it.
Amy
I don't mind the clippies because my pants hang from clippies.
Bobby Bones
That's. It's probably a guy thing, but like, as a woman, they just get in the way.
Amy
You guys don't use clippies on your hangers?
Bobby Bones
I don't even take the stuff out of my suitcase.
Amy
No, in general, at home.
Bobby Bones
No, I don't have clippies.
Lunchbox
I don't have clippies unless I get the clippies. Like I want the clippies for skirts and stuff. Yeah, but I. That's a special hanger to me. Like all my other hangers. No clippies.
Bobby Bones
I think I fold all of my pants and stuff.
Amy
I think mine come from the dry cleaner and I just keep them when you keep them.
Lunchbox
Oh, on the wire hanger?
Amy
No, my dry cleaner. We're pretty high class.
Lunchbox
Oh, okay. Not that there's anything wrong with wire hangers. I just don't. I don't like wire hangers or the hangers with the. Like at the store where the hanger, you know, spins around, it's like real.
Amy
I know. I don't know.
Bobby Bones
The loosey goosey ones.
Lunchbox
Yes, the ones they do it like, you know, like you're at the store, you're trying one. Hangers just really frustrate me. Have a difficult time with them sometimes.
Amy
Fans are urging ACDC to retire after the concert club gets posted. I want to play this. They're old, though. It's old. They're old.
Eddie
What do you expect?
Amy
Of course they're going to sound old. Here's ACDC playing. Go ahead. Yeah, that's tough. He's old, though. I mean, 77.
Bobby Bones
Oh, gosh. What do you expect if you're going to see a 77 year old? I mean, a 77 year old at the grocery store can barely check your groceries out. You think they're gonna put on a good concert?
Amy
And his voice is so distinct and screamy. There's just no way. You go to that show to sing along more than you do to listen to the songs. Because I know every word to that song.
Lunchbox
I could not recognize it.
Amy
You don't know that song?
Lunchbox
Well, I mean, I might, but no. It just sounded unfamiliar.
Amy
I think he sounds better than Axl Rose does. Eddie and I were talking about Guns N Roses clips.
Eddie
Those look so Bad man.
Amy
That's so bad. But again, he has a voice too that's like, yeah, the Jaguar. It's hard to keep that.
Eddie
It's not sustainable. Like, I think it was hard when he was young. Even this guy, this guy, the acdc, they got the. I wrote a song tonight. Like, how do you do that for the rest of your life? So I understand.
Amy
There's a fun clip of the lead singer of acdc, whose name is Brian Johnson, singing before he became an ACDC and he was in, like an 80s pop band. He's doing a TV commercial and he sings like this. It's funny. There's also funny tiktoks where they'll take these singers with very distinct voices and they make the jokes about them and they. They go, all right, so we're putting a band together. My name's Mike. I'm gonna be the bassist. And this guy's like, well, I have the guitar. And the other guy goes, well, who's gonna be the singer?
Eddie
That's funny.
Amy
It's funny. I wonder which one of us sounds distinct, if we can be the singer. Yeah, those are funny. I watch those. I watch the chit videos all the time.
Eddie
Shit's the best, man.
Amy
Do it, Lady. Just do it, lady.
Eddie
He's like, yeah, you know what I keep getting is if these, like, classic rock bands were a jazz band. So you have like these classic songs, like, done in jazz. It's so funny.
Amy
Do you guys watch shit?
Bobby Bones
I don't know what that is.
Amy
Do it, Lady.
Eddie
I'm doing the budget. Yeah.
Amy
Is there a black person here? That's the first one. He walks into a room and he goes, is there a black person here? And there's a white dude and a black lady in the room. And he's like, chit. He goes, I'm looking for a black. Is there a black person here? And they're like, chit. And he said, oh, there it is. And he picks up a black purse. Is there a black purse in here?
Lunchbox
Oh, purse in here.
Eddie
There's also a white purse in here, too. Oh, I'm not looking for one of those.
Amy
Yeah, no, no. Mike, do you watch chit videos? Oh, yeah, Eddie sent him to me.
Eddie
Yeah, I love it.
Amy
It's. I think he's in, like, the Groundlings.
Eddie
He's a Groundlings character.
Amy
Yeah, yeah. And so he's ripped too. He plays like, this real nerdy dude. It's a character.
Eddie
There's the pull ups.
Amy
Yeah, because it's like chit at the gym and all. Chit's doing is this one little band, real light. You're like, yeah, just, just hit the gym, get to see. Yeah, huh. And then all of a sudden he's like ripping. He's just doing massive pull ups.
Eddie
Have you seen the one where they ask if he has a tattoo? He's like, oh, yeah, yeah.
Amy
It's on his stomach. On his ripped ass. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's another one. His brother. You meet his brother. Have you seen that one?
Eddie
I've not seen that one.
Amy
If you guys don't know Chit, you don't know Chit. You know what I'm saying?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we don't know Chit.
Amy
He was doing one yesterday where it was him just driving in a car listening to Little John. And it was like, chit, listen, Little John. And all he was doing is going, huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the song was yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie
Did you see the one where his boss is yelling at him, he's in trouble. And he's just nodding like, oh, with AirPods. And then the boss leaves and they go, hey, Chit, what happened there? And he takes off his headphones. It's like Pink Pony Club. He wouldn't listen to anything.
Amy
The next one is when he gets obsessed with Pink Pony Club and they're like, chet, this ain't gonna be a Lil Wayne, is he? No, no, no, no, no, not at all. And he goes back to the video and Pink Pony was playing and then he comes back in and he's wearing a full pink cowboy hat and he's like. They're like, chet. Oh yeah. You guys don't know Jet, man, it's so good. It's so funny. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie
Is that the same peewee growlings?
Amy
Peewee groundlings? Yeah. Ground improv group. Yeah.
Eddie
Wow, that's crazy.
Amy
Yeah, sure sounds.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah. My sensei lives there.
Amy
Yeah. Amy, if you watch Chit, you watch like three videos. You're in. You're in the Chit Club.
Bobby Bones
It looks very office.
Amy
It's very office. But about one character.
Bobby Bones
I'm watching the black purse one right now.
Amy
Yeah. Is there a black person? Is there a black person here? And they're like chit, I look, is there a black person here? Excuse me, Chit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've seen, have you seen one black chit? There's a white person here too.
Eddie
No, I'm not looking for one of those.
Amy
I'm looking for one of those. Oh, here it is. Black purse. I found it. Thank you.
Eddie
Success.
Amy
Oh, my God.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's filmed very much like that.
Amy
Shit is so funny. It's all chit, though. All chat. All right, we're done. Thank you, guys. We will see you tomorrow. Parker McCollum will be on the show tomorrow. Eddie, have safe trip home.
Eddie
Thank you, man. We'll see you guys.
Amy
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Summary of "The Bobby Bones Show" Episode: THURS PT 2: Listener Calls Lunchbox A Hypocrite + Bobby Gives The Guys A Rude Awakening + Eddie Makes An Appeal For Hot Chip Punishment + Lunchbox Demands Free Stuff Again?!
Release Date: June 26, 2025
Host/Author: Premiere Networks
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As the episode progresses towards its conclusion, the hosts engage in casual banter, reflecting on the topics discussed and teasing upcoming content. They emphasize the importance of self-love and maintaining personal well-being amidst societal pressures.
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This episode of "The Bobby Bones Show" navigates through a variety of topics, ranging from financial planning and listener criticisms to humorous internet memes and celebrity news. The hosts balance serious discussions with light-hearted banter, providing both insightful commentary and entertainment. Notable moments include the debate over 401(k) plans, heartwarming stories of law enforcement kindness, and the exploration of how aging affects rock bands' performances. Additionally, the episode offers relatable conversations about answering personal questions while traveling and the complexities of celebrity relationships.
Listeners who missed the episode will find a rich mix of financial advice, humorous interactions, and engaging storytelling, making it a valuable addition to the show's daily lineup.
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