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This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human Friday. Kick off the Winter Olympics in style with the opening ceremony from Italy, featuring a special performance by Mariah Carey. Celebrate the greatest athletes from around the globe as they come together to go for gold.
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Lipsy for sensational.
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The opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics.
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Ilia Malady redefining the sport Friday at.
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8 Eastern, 7pm Central on NBC.
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And Peacock Bobby Bone show for Valentine's Day. This year, if you go to Dave and Buster's, they'll have a crane and you can win a $15,000 3 carat diamond engagement ring inside the crane.
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Oh, like claw machine games. Whoa.
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Yeah. They are doing a human crane. And so you can go by and if you haven't seen it, it lowers guests. The people are the action. Yeah, yeah. So you pay 20 bucks and then you go down and you grab. Try to grab something, but they have diamond rings in there. Dude, that is so cool. That's crazy, right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, man. Suck at those claws. I don't know if I've ever won anything at a claw because I have not practiced enough. It's hilarious. See, kids get stuck in those machines, though. You ever saw Tiktoks where the kids are in the machine?
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Yeah. They go in.
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Yeah. Then they have to, like, bring someone.
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Called the fire department.
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Yes.
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Funny. Not safe, but funny. Also. When do you think men hit their prime? Amy? What age?
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When do y' all hit your prime? 45, 50.
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Are you saying this because your boyfriend.
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No, he's 53.
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Yeah, but he could be in his prime. He could be in, you know, mid prime right now.
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Yeah, now I'm saying that because I. I don't know. That just seems like a. Actually, y' all hitting midlife crisis.
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I have my midlife crisis@, like, 29, so I'm already out of that stage.
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Yeah, you don't really count as, like, a typical male.
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I don't know what that means, but I'm gonna choose not to be insulted by that.
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Well, what is it?
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Here you go. Here is Robert Ty Jones talking about this on TikTok. Go ahead. Guy said that men's prime is like, actually stars at. And he literally said 33. I actually agree, bro. Them 30s different, bro.
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It's like you get it.
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Life begins. It's like you can really move with intentionality.
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Men that get on the other side of 30, like, they get it.
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The men get it after 30.
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Well, y' all tell me y' all are the men.
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I feel like, again, you don't count my.
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Okay, don't know why, but he had.
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To become a man at, like, 16.
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Yeah.
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He was a man.
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Well, in a lot of ways. In some ways, I don't know that.
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I'm still developing so much.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I think the 30s are kind of where it's at for dudes. The 20s, you're still kind of an.
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Idiot, But y' all are more.
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Mid 30s to mid-40s are kind of. I feel like that's prime, man. Okay.
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I just feel like you have y'. All. Everybody in this room is a little more established in their 40s, but it's.
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Also about physical health as well.
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Oh. So we're just not talking, like, career prime, Mind, body, spirit.
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Oh. I think mid-30s to mid-40s, probably prime. After mid-40s, I think you're probably. For most men, your body's hurting a little bit. Your mind's probably, you know, you got a little dementia setting in.
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Sure.
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Do you guys ever feel like maybe you got a little bit coming in?
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Yes, dude.
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Me too.
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My wife reminds me that I have a little bit coming in. Cause y' all are like, you don't remember I told you this yesterday? I'm like, I don't remember anything.
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Also, I go and go back into the kitchen sometimes. One, I don't know what I'm there for. And two, I don't know how I got there. Yeah, it's both. Yeah. Because I'll walk in there and go, hmm, I knew I was coming to get something. And then I'll go, hmm. I don't even remember walking here.
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The struggle is real.
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Or like, when we're on the show and you're like, guys, we talked about that last week, and I don't remember any of it. I'm like, I got it.
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Yeah. Your focus is probably somewhere else, though.
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Yeah.
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No, I've got dementia.
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No, no.
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It's not the same thing, but I.
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Feel like I got a little trickle dementia, though, too.
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I feel.
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What do you have?
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It's part of perimenopause. Every woman in her mid-40s, I hear them talking about it. It's like just things. Just your brain fog is so real and you can't tap into things. But I've been, like, sitting with it and making myself remember. Like, I won't let myself cheat and Google.
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Good.
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Yeah, I do.
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Because I'm like, keep it strong. We gotta exercise this. Like, the other day, I could not think of what that thing is called that you put over the mattress.
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The COVID The mattress cover, duvet cover, mattress pad.
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I could not think of it.
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You're thinking of the word pad. I think you got some trickle dementia, too, Amy. Pad'.
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I could not. I couldn't. And I knew I could look it up, right? I could be like the fitted thing that goes over the mattress, whatever, but I wouldn't let myself. And I just sat with it and eventually it came to me and it felt so good. But, like, that should never have left me. I don't want to imagine.
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Never left.
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That's easy.
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That's a pretty easy part.
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But I couldn't. But I couldn't. I was like, the thing that keeps your mattress clean. Like, I was going through everything and was like, it's not the sheets, it's not the fitted sheet. It's the thing that protects the mattress. But I couldn't think of mattress pad. But I got there and I was really proud.
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And you didn't Google it.
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And I didn't Google it.
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Good job, Amy.
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I do that with people. Like, trying to remember people. Oh, celebrities.
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Oh, dude.
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I couldn't get Lindsay Lohan the other day. I'm like, you know the girl Herbie? Love Bug, Par trap. She was twins, but it's the same person. Couldn't do it. Robert Downey Jr. I'm like, who is that?
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Gosh, I always have a problem with Paul Giamatti. I don't know why I think about him so much.
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That's always a random one to think about.
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You struggle with him.
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Yeah, but I always have a problem with Paul Giamatti. Anybody else? That also Edward Norton, I struggle with.
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Oh, yeah.
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Now I can remember all of them. If you're like, hey, who are the ones you struggle with? No problem. Ed Norton, Paul Giamatti. But if you're like.
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But didn't you have a thing to get to Paul Giamatti? Like, you have that little game you play.
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I play games with every single person. If I can't remember, like, for example, the head coach, well, former head coach of lsu, even though he's the name of the guy from Florida Georgia Line and the dog from Family Guy, he's Brian Kelly. But I can never remember him, so I'd have to do the whole thing. Okay. It's trivial that I can't remember who it is because I know who it is. I kind of feel like a cartoon. There's a cartoon, there's. What's the cartoon? I'm thinking of Family Guy. What's a dog? Brian. First name's Brian. Same name as the guy. Florida Georgia Line. Brian Kelly. Coach Brian Kelly. I do that with everything. It just is slower now to get there. But I do all of that.
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Yeah.
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Feels like Michael Scott when he's mole, Big ears. Moly ears. Michael Earson. Yes, correct. You ever see that episode?
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Sure.
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But I can picture it, and it just seems funny.
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That's a good one. So tell me if you think this is right or wrong. So in Tampa, there's an NHL team called the Lightning. So they bring out this guy, and he's a cancer survivor, and it's for a cancer charity. And they're like, okay, we're going to give $100,000 to you. All you got to do, though, is make this for half a million dollars. So you get 100,000, but you make this for half a million dollars. He misses. Like, okay, we'll give you a second chance for a million dollars.
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And all the money's going to the charity.
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Yeah. Misses again.
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Oh, man.
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So he missed for 500,000. He missed for a million with me.
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Mm.
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How much money should he get?
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Well, the deal is he gets. I mean, he missed it, so he's not gonna get what they were saying.
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Mm.
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So do I think that's right? When you're messing with charity, I think you figure out a way for the puck to go in.
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No, you can't rig it.
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That's cheating.
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Okay. So sometimes, like, I watch these college kids do it, you know, and it's like going towards their tuition and stuff. Like, that's cool. And it's like, you know, they miss it. It's like, okay, well, now they've got student loans. Like, you know, that's a problem.
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But they don't get the money.
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I know they don't. And. And then sometimes they don't get it. And you see them cry. They get it. You see them cry. This is cancer research. Yeah, it's cancer charity.
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Fans are criticizing the Tampa Bay after their attempt at turning a common inter period game into a charity drive. Missed the mark.
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Yeah, like, I think that that's where it's different. It's like, you know, you have other life situations that aren't as like cancer or just not one that you mess with.
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Like, but they were already giving them a hundred thousand dollars. Like, that's the not messing. We're giving you a check. So in the end, they gave him $200,000, but they didn't give him 500. They didn't give him a million. But if you don't make the shot, you don't get the money. Otherwise, why have the game?
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But it Is going to look bad on you.
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It does look bad. It does look bad because people are mad.
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Well, I mean, I guess that's the. To now donate towards other charities that come and try to get the puck in there.
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Watch box.
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I mean, they're also mad because they covered up the whole goal and the hole was only the size of the puck. So it had to be a perfect shot. And they're saying at least.
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So they knew it was going to be very difficult anyways. It's not like that. The. These football things where they just have to, like, toss the football.
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Knew going in he had to make it to get the money. Right. He knew he had to make it.
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But also they're giving him a free $100,000. So if they would have said, we're giving you $10,000, and you know what? Screw it, we're going to give you the whole hundred. Everybody been like, oh, that's awesome.
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Yeah.
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But where's the foresight in this when you're having this meeting in the boardroom about a chance to give a million dollars to cancer and then, like, if he doesn't make it, guys, we're gonna look bad.
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It does feel. I.
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But they gave 100,000.
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Yeah. Which is great. That's a.
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Why are you saying that?
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Tone?
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That's good.
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That's a huge donation.
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What I' is, you can't wave a million in front of somebody.
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Right.
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It's like an organization that has to work so hard to fundraise. And I don't know exactly what this cancer organization does, but let's just say all of them are doing great things for people with cancer. At least it was that at first. When you started talking about this, I was thinking, like, you know, if he was a guy that had cancer and had bills and stuff like this, medical bills, and they dangle that in front of him. That would be so wrong.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I think people just look for a reason to be mad.
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Yeah, they do.
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I think. I think it's tough to dangle a million and go, no, we can't, because.
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That'S what they did. They dangled.
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But to be fair, they gave him a shot at a million bucks.
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I get it.
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Well, apparently, the shot the size of.
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A quarter and then how good do you feel to be like, man, we could have given a million, but, sorry, it's on you. You didn't make it.
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But, but.
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But they gave him 100,000.
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They did.
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They doubled to 200.
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I get it. That's probably the. The least they could do.
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No.
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The least they could do is nothing.
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They invited him out there. They gave him a chance. They could have never given him a chance. They were nice.
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Open their platform Hunger Games for charity. It seems a little cruel. Like, they're getting stuff done.
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Sure.
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But it's like, we're gonna make you fight to the death.
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Like, what would be cool has been.
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Like, you know what?
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You missed it. But we're gonna give it anyway.
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Everybody has to be treated that way. But. Okay, but anything. Animals down.
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Parkinson's.
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Yes. Then you have to give everybody everything.
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Parkinson's? Yeah.
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Any sort of charity. Why even have. Just give them the money.
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Yeah. Okay. Okay.
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I mean, if you guys are so mad, go donate to the charity.
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We're not mad. We're just having.
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We're just discussing.
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Man, I'm not looking.
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Like, write a letter.
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Oh, I wouldn't even comment on that post.
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I don't comment on any post. People that comment stuff, they're just weird. Anyway, big shout out to Tampa Bay lightning for that $200,000 they gave. They should be applauded for that. Do you let your son curse?
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No, but he doesn't cuss, so it's not a problem. Like, he doesn't cuss. If he did, I guess I would assess. What are we cussing about? He definitely would not be allowed to cuss at somebody.
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Do you ever hear him substitute words for curse words?
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No, but his friends do. Well, at least at my house, because he has had friends over that have cussed, and I have to have a conversation. Like, if they're playing video games.
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What?
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Like, sometimes they'll be like, oh, what the. And then, oh, they'll say it. So I've had conversations.
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Which word? H or what the H Or lots of words.
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S. What?
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What the S. That didn't make sense.
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Yeah, it doesn't.
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Not what the. Well, sometimes they don't make sense.
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Okay, Got it.
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But, yeah, I'll be like, so. But I did have a talk with one friend in particular, and I feel respected.
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Okay.
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I feel like the kid heard me because he was playing a video game. They were up in the game room and down in the kitchen. Like, I can hear things that are going on, and I hear, oh, my gosh. Like, oh, I almost got butt. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. Freaked, but freaked. So the weird part is, he was gonna say the other thing, which. Ew.
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What?
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That seems totally inappropriate for an eighth grader.
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Like, I'm supposed to get butt. Yeah.
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Like he was going to say that.
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Yeah, he was.
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They say all Kinds of stuff on video games, though. Is that what they say? Like when you get shot?
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No, that's not.
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I've never heard that.
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I don't know. This is a guest in my home. But I sort of felt respected with the pause. Pause? Pause. Freaked. Because, you know, he wanted to say the other thing and he remembered he's not allowed to say that in my house. I don't know what's allowed at his house. I assume his parents don't allow it. It's not like I talked to them about this, but Should I.
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That's a weird thing to yell. I almost got butt F'd.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not very common.
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I know.
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Unless it is and we just don't know.
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I don't think so.
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I wish he would have said the whole thing.
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No, I'm glad he didn't because then I would have had to gone up there and like, how to talk and I. It's not fun to have to parent when it's not even your kid. Other kids like, get. I need a break.
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Almost got butt effed, though.
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Yeah, dude, that's hardcore.
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I didn't want to know like what that is.
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Well, I don't know what maneuver was happening on the video game. I think it was just Roblox.
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That's a maneuver. Is that a literal maneuver they're doing, like, is there an X? If you push X, you.
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But see, like if you got hit from behind.
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Exactly.
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I don't know. All I know is, yeah, it felt very inappropriate and also respect at the same time, if that makes sense. Do you get where I'm coming from? Because it's like he. He had awareness that he's not allowed to talk that way here and he corrected himself.
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No, I do. I do get that. But yeah. And I mean, you almost butt effed him.
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I mean, trust me, I don't like butt freaked either. But, you know, he's not over all the time.
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Lunchbox has a proposition for me. I need my money. Give me my money. Because we all put a bunch of money in to Nvidia. It's made the amount that I feel comfortable with having. So I'd like to have my third of Nvidia. But he'd like to say one final thing. Go ahead.
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Yeah, I mean, just. Are you really wanting to get off this journey that we started a couple years ago when I had a hunch and I was like, dude, there's this stock. Let's buy some of this thing called Nvidia?
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And what was a thing on the app. It told you to.
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They had 10 hot.
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Whatever.
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And I just happened to pick the one that has skyrocketed to the moon and is the most talked about stock in the world at this point in time. And you're about to have a child, and so maybe you're nervous. You're freaking out, like, oh, I need all this money around the house because children are expensive. But just think, in 10 years, your child could be set up for life if you continue on this ride.
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But you have all the money. No, I. I don't trust you having.
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The money with Amy and myself. And then in 10 years, you can look me like, man, my. My, My. My. My. My kid's gonna be set up for life.
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Oh, he's crying.
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Hey, the deal is you'll never get your money if, like, he dies.
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Well, you're seeing it live in action right now.
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Ray couldn't even get $30 from him for fantasy football.
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No, no, we couldn't get it at the end of the season. That was in the rules at the beginning of the season. It was stated you will get at the end of the season. So I can't make.
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Except Ray, a wise man, wants to.
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Make money his wife doesn't even have. I was like, well, his wife will give it to us, but they don't share anything.
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I want my third of the money.
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Wow, you really.
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What are you going to do?
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Are you going to reinvest it yourself into Nvidia some?
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I already have. I have a bunch of Nvidia myself.
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He just doesn't want to be on this ride with us.
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I can ride the same exact ride. But.
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But, but. Who put you.
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But without you guys.
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Will you do me one favor?
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I feel like you're leaving me, too.
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I am in this, but you should also want yours. I got a question, because you're not making any more money. Because our money's in there.
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Yeah, but it's just fun.
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Why do you want to be a team?
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We're all in this together.
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It's not fun. I want my money.
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I got a question. Will you do me one favor?
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Golly, probably not. Just do me one. Amy asked him three months ago.
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I know you did.
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And then you weren't here.
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I've been here a lot of days.
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I don't understand. He should have paid you. That's not.
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I brought the money that day.
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Bobby, I'm on your side. But also, I want you to stay in.
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I don't want to be in anymore.
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Will you just do me this one.
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Solid okay, you keep asking. Just ask for the favor.
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I know. Amy then starts talking and I never get my solid out.
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Go ahead, get it.
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Well, you got to say thank you for putting you on in a video.
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We can you say thank you now. Can have my money.
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He'll give you another thank you when you give him his money.
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Yeah, I'll give you five thank yous pre five thank yous post.
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So should I get my money?
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Yes. And he's going to have the same amount in where he's losing nothing by us getting out.
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Okay, so how can he control money o us? Excuse me.
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How much is right now? What's the total pie?
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Total pie. Let me pull it out, man.
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Hey, guys, do you think possibly he.
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Never invested it or he sold it.
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And kept the money?
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No.
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Then why is it so hard for.
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Him to just pay Bobby out? He's got money. Is that my money? I need to see what the pie is, though, before I get that.
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No, no. This was when I arrived at the bank. I checked the pie, I screenshotted it. So I got you the exact amount of pie.
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How much is that?
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That is $2,573.
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Nice.
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Boom, you made it.
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Why did you do the whole song and dance then if you had the money?
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Just in case you wanted to stay in, I could go put this back in the bag.
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And then why did you act like you were going to go in your bag to get your phone?
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No, no, because there was no need to get. Because the pie had already been settled at that point.
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Why'd you song and dance me just now?
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And this is an 84% profit on your money.
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Ask for yours back.
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80%. 4% profit. You can't get that anywhere. You can go to any business manager.
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He wants. He wants her to take a picture.
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Of making you 84%. He loves holding the money.
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Apparently loves banging money against the microphone.
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That's what, 2,573 or maybe one. I don't know.
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Hey, you have one of those markers where you can check if it's real or not.
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Explain it to me again about if I pull it out now, it's at a high. If I want to reinvest, you won't.
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Be able to get as many shares as we have now.
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It doesn't matter. That doesn't matter.
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That does when it splits, because we were in when it splits.
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Up.
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So I can't have a basics in investing class.
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Okay, now that you see this money, I want it.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Thank you. Hey, thank you so much.
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Hey, Bobby, let's play a game for your money.
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Yeah, let's play a game.
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Music, trivia.
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I'll tell you what, you give me the money, we'll talk about a game.
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Oh, man.
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Thank you. Hey, you are.
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Yes.
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You are a real hero. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21.
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22, 23, 24, 25, 50, 70. 1, 2, and 3.
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How much did we put in for that?
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Have you. You made it 83, 70, whatever that is.
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No, I know, but how much?
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What did you say?
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83 profit. So I don't know.
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We put in less than a thousand.
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Or we put in about it.
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We put in about a thousand, I think.
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I just mean, I think it was less than a thousand. Maybe it was 900 something each.
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Oh, yeah.
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But it was over time. We didn't do it all at once. We kept asking us, we got to.
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Go back in on the video because it's. It's sky.
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But I was also going in on my own.
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Yeah, well, hey, he gave you. He gave you the money.
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What do you say? Thank you. Hey, you are a leader amongst men.
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I am. I'm a businessman. I mean, that is crazy.
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This feels like a little bit of a sad day.
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It does.
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But, hey, Amy, get your money.
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It's a celebration.
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You can put it in yourself, and then you have control over it. He can't hold it over your head.
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Foresight.
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Then when you do want it, one day you get it.
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You get it the next day. Or a couple days later or. Or a week later.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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It just depends.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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I just feel abandoned.
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Amy, you're not. You have Lunchbox with you.
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We're strong.
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You're on the same boat together.
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Who got you on this boat? Who got you on that Nvidia boat? I did. I steered you towards that ship.
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Amy doesn't want to go into the moon, baby. Amy doesn't want to be on the ship with you, dude.
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But just know that whenever he has to pay taxes for this, we owe a third of the tax. I owe a third of the taxes to what it's owed right now.
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What?
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Which is 2000.
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You're gone, dude. You're gone.
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I would never do someone like that.
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See ya.
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I imagine I'm going to end up owing him probably 150 bucks.
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Lunchbox didn't think about that?
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No, he actually did, but I said.
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It originally and I think about that too, so not lost.
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We. We have this thing called the irs. You got to look out for, huh?
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Well, you got to look out for it. No, I think you just live with it. I don't think. Yeah.
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He says you always got to look over your shoulder. They may be watching.
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Amy.
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Yep.
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You do what you need to do.
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I know.
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All I know is I had a nice little business venture. You made money, almost doubled it up.
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You could have left it, though.
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I could.
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It could have.
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I couldn't. I couldn't have.
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Yeah, I think I'm getting hit on, dude.
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Oh, my gosh. By who?
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Guys at the gym. Every time I park in the parking lot, this has been for the last five days that I've gone to the gym. Somebody leaves a. A duck on my Jeep.
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But there's.
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Okay, but you have a Jeep.
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Yeah, I get it.
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But there's only five or six cars.
C
That's what you weirdo g people do.
A
Y' all duck each other.
C
I don't.
D
I don't duck anyone. Like, I've never given a duck to anyone.
C
Do you think that's how the duck thing started? Is like a joke on butt ducking like. Or ducking like that? Oh, like I'm gonna duck you.
D
But it was just a. I'm gonna. Yeah.
C
Cuz I don't know, Morgan.
A
She has a lot of.
D
You gotta be.
A
I know it's funny to think that, but.
C
No, it started with a mom.
A
She was trying to spread joy because her son was. I can't remember the illness that he had, but she was trying to spread joy. And it started with her ducking one. And that's the only spread joy.
D
Like it a good old duck.
A
I think it's because her son like ducks. I don't. I can't remember the full origin story, but it's something to that effect.
D
But, like, I'm getting ducks every time I go to my Jeep and I look around like, who's putting this on there?
C
Canadian Jeep owner, who, after a difficult pandemic related experience, left a rubber duck with an. It's only pandemic since the pandemic. Yeah.
D
I haven't been that long.
A
I feel like. I don't know.
C
The Jeep ducking Trend started in 2020. I definitely thought it was, like, in 1970 or something.
A
Yeah.
D
I think Morgan ducked me one time.
C
I did.
A
I left a duck on you. So was she hitting on you?
D
No, not Morgan, but it's the same. I think it's the same person.
A
What if it's a guy?
D
There's no way. There's no way. Why would a guy give me five ducks in five days?
B
Yeah, you're being.
D
Watch your mouth. Not at Amy's house.
A
What in the world?
D
You brought it up, Amy.
A
Me? No.
C
So what do you do with the ducks?
D
They're all my Jeep. I have them.
C
You put them on the dash?
D
Yeah.
C
Do you think it's somebody that knows the show? Because why would the same person keep giving you a duck every single day?
D
Think they're hitting on me?
C
Got it. They want to butt duck you.
A
I mean, one day, if the duck has a phone number on it, then.
D
Maybe there is a Jeep that I've seen, you know, or what happens too sometimes is I'll park there. There's only like 10 cars in the parking lot. There is another Jeep. And then I come out, there's a duck on my Jeep, and that Jeep is gone. The other Jeep's gone. So I'm thinking whoever drives that Jeep is the ducker. But I've never seen who gets in that car.
C
Well, it's also weird to give you one every single day. One time's nice.
D
Five days in a row.
C
Yeah.
D
Should I duck them back?
C
See what happens with their own duck?
D
Oh, see that? That'd be disrespectful.
C
You're gonna go buy ducks to do this?
D
No, I have other ones. A homeless man gave me a duck. Yeah. On the side of the road. He was just like, you, a live one? No, he's like, take my duck. No, he was like, you don't have any ducks in your Jeep here. And he pulled it out of his pocket. It was a cute little. Little green one. And I had it in there for a long time.
C
It is weird. You're Getting ducks from the same people.
D
They do have cameras at the gym.
C
He's assuming you're gonna ask for the cameras to see who's ducking.
D
You can ask, right? It doesn't hurt to ask, like, can I see who's ducking me?
A
Say, I feel stalked.
D
That's kind of how it feels.
C
Honestly, I thought you were being hit on. Well stocked.
D
Hit on, same thing. I'm a married man.
C
Fine line. Okay. There was in Maryland. They shut down three illegal call centers. So it says Maryland and federal authorities shut down three illegal call centers, but that the call centers were also Indian in a gold bar scam that stole nearly 50 million from more than 600American victims. Maybe somebody got affected in Maryland and they tracked it all back to India. Six alleged leaders were arrested. The scammers posed as federal agents and convinced mostly older Americans to convert their savings into gold bars and then sent couriers to pick up the gold in person. Oh, I get it. So they actually had the people take their money, get gold with their money, and then they went and got the gold that the people had done themselves and kept it. The Montgomery County State's attorney said the scammers targeted people with retirement funds. But I'm saying, why not just say, leave your money out in the basket and we'll get gold for it? Why would they give up their gold? They say we're like a bank will hold it for you maybe, huh? I'd love to see one of them big gold bars.
D
A big one?
C
Big one, like one of those that look like this.
A
Like a brick.
C
That'd be cool. They don't have those, though, here.
D
What do you mean in America they don't have those?
C
Well, at the gold place, I asked. He orders it for you.
D
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but where do they come from when he orders them?
C
Fort Knox, where they have a bunch of them.
D
All that gold.
C
An intoxicated passenger stripped off his clothes mid flight and attempted to jump off the aircraft. An intoxicated pasture sparked chaos on an Airbus A320. After stripping off his clothes mid flight and attempting to leave the plane just minutes before landing. Dang. You made it all that way and then you committed a felony. Witnesses say the man was visibly drunk, smelled of alcohol, repeatedly ignored cruise instructions, stormed up and down the aisle. He was standing in his underwear. After the plane landed, he rushed out onto the mobile stairs, fell, injured his leg, then tried to evade. I sound like cartoon. New York Post with that story.
A
So do you think that's his rock bottom?
C
Possibly. Because it made the News Pretty close. That's if it didn't make the news. Maybe not. I think there will probably be some shame here with this making the news.
A
Yeah. Because, like, I don't know, I wonder if some of these people. It's like an unfortunate combo of events where they just got medication with alcohol and they don't have a drinking problem, but it. Or if they legit just have a problem. And this is. Now we need to go get help.
D
I'm sure their friends know the answer to that. Yeah, it's like if you've known his.
C
Past or whatever, that would be kind of embarrassing.
D
Yeah.
C
Like if you're just dating somebody and you make the news of getting drunk on a plane. Although I will say I'm glad that it happened as they were landing. If it were my flight, because at least we still landed. Didn't have to divert or didn't have to turn around and re land. Yeah, that would be super annoying.
A
Well, it's just also too. Some rock bottoms are super private.
C
You know that one ain't.
A
And those. No, this one is not.
C
You guys want to play around of who has more Instagram followers?
D
Yes. Are these other people or us?
C
No, it's not other people.
D
Yeah, because I know who wins that one.
C
That'd be a pretty simple game. But it wouldn't just be me. It'd be like you versus Abby and Morgan combined.
D
Oh, that's fun.
C
I don't know the answer to that.
D
Probably them two.
C
Jelly Roll or Reba. Amy, who has more Instagram followers?
A
Oh, man. Jelly Roll. Super active on there. I don't know about Reba, but I'm just gonna have to pick Reba.
C
Jelly Roll, big time.
A
Okay.
C
Jelly roll, 5.6 million. Reba 3.1 million.
D
Wow.
B
Reba has that many.
D
Still a lot.
C
Yeah. Pretty famous. Luke Combs or Dolly Parton?
A
Well, shoot. I went old school with Jelly, so now I'll go Luke Combs with Dolly.
C
Luke Combs has 7.8 million. Do you think Dolly has more or less than that?
A
It could be either way. So I'll just stick with Luke.
C
Dolly has more.
A
Okay. My method failed me.
C
8.3 million. How about Carrie or Luke Bryan?
A
Oh, Carrie has more.
C
Why do you say that so matter.
A
Of fact, I don't know. Just trying to just now not think about it and just go with my gut.
C
Kerry has 13.4 million.
D
Dang, that's a lot.
A
That's a lot.
C
Luke Bryant has 7.3 million.
D
Yeah.
C
Hey, will you see the one we asked? Eddie versus Morgan? And Abby together. What do you think that is?
D
I think I was. I've been thinking about it. I think I barely win that one.
C
Have you looked?
D
No, I've not looked.
A
He's like, I've been thinking about it, AKA I just looked it up.
D
No, I'm not looking. I think Abby kind of brings it down.
A
I probably barely get it by, like, 50.
C
I don't see an answer yet.
D
What's your guess?
C
I would put Abby. I don't know how many Abby has. Probably like 12, but I put Abby at, like 40,000.
B
Oh, 12 people.
D
Lunchbox.
C
I'd put Abby at about 40,000. 40. 40 to 50. You think she has more than that?
D
Not less. 20. I say she has 20,000. Am I wrong?
C
Wow. How many does Abby have? Abby, how many do you have?
A
Almost 40, I think. Is it 38? I think.
C
Okay. I was pretty right?
A
No, 37. I don't know.
C
39.8. So I would say. Oh, okay.
B
Wow.
D
My bad.
C
And I would think Morgan has 120 or so.
A
Ooh.
B
I think Morgan probably got about. If I had to guess. 160.
D
Oh, you give her more?
C
I'd go on the plus side of 120 a little bit.
D
Morgan has 115, I bet.
C
Are you guys just guessing? I'm, like, way off of y', all.
A
Because I was gonna say 200,000.
C
Oh, she might have. Mike, what does Morgan have? 182. 182. Wow. Okay, so hold on, hold on.
D
I might still get them.
C
So that means their total is 220.
D
I got him.
C
You do?
D
I got them.
C
What do you have?
D
I think 240, right?
C
244. Got him, baby. Okay, what about Eddie and those two versus Lunchbox?
B
Eddie win? Oh, they win.
C
Oh, they do?
B
Yeah.
D
Wow.
B
What are you at, like, 303?
C
Got it. Oh, that was okay. What about all them combined versus Amy? All four of you? So three. You have 300?
B
Yeah.
C
Eddie has 250.
D
Yeah.
C
Oh, five, six, seven. I don't know.
B
We won.
A
No, y' all would win. Also, I lost a lot of followers the other day.
D
Why? What'd you say?
A
I don't know.
B
Another therapy session on Instagram. They got tired of it.
A
I don't know, but a bunch of people did not like it.
D
Amy, you saw the number go down.
C
Sometimes they clear bots.
A
I don't think this is a clear bot thing. It's fine.
C
What do you got there, Mike? What does so all. Yeah.
D
Yeah.
C
They beat him. They beat Amy. Yeah. They beat Amy. What does Amy have? She has 619, and all together they have 767.
D
Yeah, but see, and you were what, 6:30? She lost that man.
A
6:20 something.
C
Red clay strays or Old Dominion?
B
Oh, Old Dominion.
A
Red clay strays.
C
Red clay strays big time. 2.3 to 1.1.
B
Wow.
C
George Strait or Garth? George Strait follows me on Instagram, which is weird.
A
Well, he's active even though it's not really him.
C
Yeah, that's got to be. It's got to be somebody all the time.
D
You don't think he's doom scrolling?
A
No.
D
Back home, just like.
A
Oh, definitely not.
D
But look at this.
C
What's an algorithm today? Well, I got some cactuses.
A
He does post, but I'm sure Garth is. I don't know, probably Garth.
C
George Straight, 2.7 million. Garth 1.9.
A
Let's go.
C
Zach Brian or Caitlin Clark?
A
Zach Brian.
C
5.1 to Kayla and Clark's 3.6 million. Yeah, you're right. Millie Bobby Brown or Morgan Wallen?
A
Morgan Wallen.
C
Millie Bobby Brown has 72 million.
A
Oh, just kidding her.
C
Morgan Wall has 9.2 million.
B
She has 72 million.
C
Yeah.
A
Oh, that's insane.
D
I mean, that's a global show, right? I watch that in other countries.
C
Yeah. She's also famous adjacent.
D
Is she?
C
Mm, not for other projects, really, but she's just done, like, people married Jon Bon Jovi's son. They have a kid. Like, they make the news for other reasons. Kim Kardashian or Justin Bieber?
B
Bieber.
A
Kim.
C
Kim K. I don't think you got one right the whole time.
B
I think I've only guessed, like, two.
C
Three. You might guess three. I think you're up for three because you guessed Old Dominion over Red clay strays. You guessed Caitlin Clark over. Zach Bryan.
A
And Bieber over.
C
Yeah, It's Kim Kardashian. 353 to 292. Mr. Beast or Bad Bunny?
B
Bad Bunny.
C
It's Mr. Beast.
D
Good job. Lunchbox.
B
I thought he was worldwide, man.
A
So how many do they have?
C
Mr. Beast has 84 million. Bad Bunny has 50. Lunchbox. Whatever your answer is on this one, say the opposite.
B
Okay.
C
Okay, so it doesn't matter what you're gonna say. Whatever you feel like is the answer. Pick the other one.
B
Okay.
C
Zendaya or Chris Jenner? Who is the mom? Mom.
B
Yeah, it has to be Zendaya.
D
Wait, is that opposite?
B
Oh, wait, I gotta do opposite. So then I had to say Kris Jenner.
C
He's cursed. It's. It's Zendaya. So it doesn't matter what he does, he misses.
A
Oh yeah. Life hates you.
B
It doesn't matter.
C
I know, but it doesn't matter what he does, he misses.
D
Yeah, we forgot the world hates you, dude.
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
This is actually proof.
B
Yeah, I told you.
C
Timothy Chalamet or Joe Rogan.
B
Maybe Shalam. Cuz he's got those. He's with a Jenner chick.
C
Timothy Shalamet or Joe Rogan.
B
Give me Shalam, Amy.
A
I'll go Rogan.
C
It's only 1 million different. So it's close, but Lunchbox finally on the board.
B
Two in a row.
C
Okay.
B
I was heating up.
C
That's what's up. Everybody else, Good, good. Anything else on your minds?
B
No. It's cold in here.
C
Well, we turned the air down this morning. It was real hot. This. Gosh, what the heck?
A
I'm not that cold today. Oh no.
D
My hands are cold.
B
Yeah, Freezing.
C
I needed it today, boys and girls.
A
Oh, yeah.
D
Wow.
C
What's wrong? I was hot.
A
Wonder what's wrong with me.
C
Here's what's wrong.
A
I was hot, but normally I'm freezing and I'm not. What does that say?
B
Pre menopause.
C
My fingers are a little chilly.
A
It's not pre menopause.
B
Oh, whatever. Same difference.
D
No, it's not.
A
No, it's not.
C
Did you guys hear about Lunchbox? As a neighbor fell in front of him.
D
Oh my God.
C
He told you the story. Tell him the story, guys.
B
Oh my gosh. There was a lady walking her dog and I had ice on my sidewalk and she slipped.
A
Why are you talking so slow?
D
And she fell and you're getting sued.
B
And she's like, my wrist, my wrist.
C
Yep, yep. And. But you don't own your sidewalk.
B
Well, that's what I'm asking. Do I need to worry? Because I saw her two days later. She had a cast on her arm like she broke her wrist.
C
I think if it were your porch steps, that would be different. I don't think you own your sidewalk. I'm not sure about this.
A
You don't? Guessing that's the like the city. The city? Yeah, because. Yes, because.
B
Oh, man.
A
One time when I lived in North Carolina, they were adding a sidewalk in the street and they put it in the middle of my yard and I had no say.
C
Like eminent domain type thing.
A
Yeah. It was like, this is our sidewalk. We're putting it here.
D
Yeah. You're like, this is my yard.
A
And I was like, no, this is my. I love my yard. And they messed it up and put in the sidewalk. But it was theirs, so I don't have to worry.
B
Okay.
C
In most cases, homeowners do not own their sidewalk, even though they're responsible for its maintenance.
D
Oh, that's exactly what you should be worried about.
C
Homeowners are often liable for injuries occurring on the sidewalk in front of their home, despite it being public property. Boy, they get you coming in, going on that one.
D
Yeah, they do.
C
Like, it ain't yours. But if somebody hurts themselves on it, it's your fault.
A
Because maybe in front of your house, you could have, like, something in the way.
B
I didn't put that there.
A
Ice is an act of God.
B
That's what I said.
C
You cannot block the sidewalk, park on it, or prevent the public from using it. I don't know. Search. If someone falls on your sidewalk because of ice, can you be sued?
B
Not that.
A
Not.
C
His insurance won't cover him.
A
He doesn't even have it. Barely.
B
I mean, I'm not saying that she is going to sue me, but when she was like, my wrist, my wrist. And I helped her up.
C
That's not what she was doing.
B
No, no, she did. She goes, oh, my wrist hurts. My wrist.
C
No, that's different than going, my wrist, my wrist. Yes, she did.
B
She said, my wrist, my wrist.
A
And then he saw her two days later with the cast.
B
Yeah. And I'm like, oh, no. And I haven't talked to her or anything, but.
D
Hey, lunchbox. Could this be a sign from God telling you because the world hates me? No. No, because you were thinking about suing the person that hit you. And this is God saying, like, hey, look, this is what it's like to be sued.
B
Whoa, whoa, hold on. I didn't do anything wrong here. Someone nailed me.
D
I know it's very different, but the.
B
Lady was just 100% different.
D
The lady was just walking and she slipped and she said, my wrist, my wrist, like.
C
But the point he's making is you were lying about your injuries.
B
No, I'm not. When have I ever lied?
C
Well, we'd be here all day.
A
You've exaggerated. Maybe.
B
What, have I lied about my injuries?
C
When have I ever said a lie? A single lie?
A
Would you admit to exaggeration?
B
No, not on this. Not on this.
C
It says you can be sued if someone slips on the ice on the sidewalk in front of your house. As homeowners are often held liable for maintaining safe conditions.
D
Look at his face. What?
C
This is often enforced through city law, city rules. Liability depends on. Wow.
B
Man.
C
If you knew there was ice, okay, you didn't.
D
Yes, you did.
B
I didn't know I hadn't been out there.
A
I mean, there's ice everywhere.
B
Yeah.
C
I mean, Amy, did other people have their sidewalk cleared of ice?
B
No. No one cleaned their sidewalk.
C
Old sidewalk was ice steps to protect yourself. Clear sidewalks completely and thoroughly to avoid creating dangerous, partial or artificial conditions.
D
Too late for that, man.
C
If you get sued, oh, my gosh.
D
The world does hate you, dude. There's no arguing it.
B
I mean, oh, my gosh, like, any.
A
Money that he gets from the car wreck, he just has to give it to her.
C
It just goes one.
B
Oh, my gosh. One to the other.
A
Hey, good news is you can use the same lawyer for both.
C
Hands it to his left hand.
B
He takes it and hands it away with his right hand.
A
Right.
D
Money gone.
A
Did you just need one of those, like. Oh, man, I'm sure you get one of those. Just personal injury lawyers.
B
Yeah. Yeah, let's move on. Oh, man, that's terrible.
C
That's terrible.
D
All right, sorry, dude.
C
That's gonna wrap it up for us. Thank you, everybody, for being here. Hope you have a great day. Check out the Bobby cast. We have Derek Cuff from Dancing with the Stars on Netflix. You can watch the full thing or you can download the podcast. The full thing. We played a little on the show this morning, obviously. What's up?
D
Did you glitch? Something happened there. What happened there?
C
I was just reading stuff about his sidewalk while I was talking.
D
Okay, okay, got it. Why? I feel like you said, like, Derek Hough and the Bobby Cass. Uff. And then you kept on reading.
C
Oh, I was reading about local ordinances while I was talking to see if there was anything to add to Lunchbox's ice.
A
Oh, this also makes me think of the time that I slipped at the airport.
C
Homeowner's insurance. Oh, you missed the airport. You missed Sue.
B
Yeah, you missed the airport because that.
C
Was at the airport and you fell hard.
D
That could have been any brand.
A
Newport. I know. Why am I not litigious? Because.
C
Oh, butt freak.
D
Bobby would have to redo the. Hi, guys. Bobby Bones. Welcome to the Amy Brown International Airport.
A
Dang it. Well, Lunchbox, hopefully she'll be like me and she'll just let it slide.
C
Hey, no pun intended. My wrist.
D
My wrist.
B
My Riz.
C
My wrist. What does that sound like?
D
The plane.
C
Oh, yeah. My Riaz. My Riaz. That's it. Thank you, guys. We will see you tomorrow. Tomorrow, Lauren, Elena will be on the show, so that should be. That should be fun. All right, bye, everybody.
A
This is an Iheart podcast. Guaranteed human.
Date: February 5, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones and The Bobby Bones Show Crew
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show takes listeners on a humorous and candid journey through a variety of discussions ranging from parenting in the digital age and generational memory lapses, to charity stunts at sporting events and financial squabbles among friends. The show’s signature banter is in full force as the crew debates whether Amy should allow her son to curse, Eddie’s suspicion he’s being hit on via “Jeep ducking”, and Lunchbox’s anxiety over potentially being sued by a neighbor. The episode winds through games, personal stories, and honest debates, keeping the energy light while tackling topics with real-life implications.
“Men get it after 30.” – Bobby (02:26)
“I was going through everything...but I couldn’t think of mattress pad. But I got there and I was really proud.” – Amy
“Why have the game if you just give the money?” – Bobby (08:18)
“Hunger Games for charity. It seems a little cruel.” – Amy (10:29)
“I almost got butt effed, though.” – Bobby, incredulous about kids’ video game banter (13:13)
“It’s not fun. I want my money.” – Bobby (16:26)
“Should I duck them back?” – Eddie (25:09)
“Lunchbox, whatever your answer is on this one, say the opposite.” – Bobby (35:16)
“Homeowners are often liable for injuries occurring on sidewalks in front of their home, despite it being public property.” (38:01)
“Any money he gets from the car wreck, he just has to give it to her.” – Amy (40:24) “He hands it to his left hand, takes it and hands it away with his right hand.” – Bobby (40:33)
“The struggle is real.” – Amy, on brain fog (03:49)
“It's not fun to have to parent when it's not even your kid.” – Amy (13:23)
“You are a leader amongst men.” – Bobby (20:01, joking while taking his share)
“Lunchbox, whatever your answer is on this one, say the opposite...He's cursed.” – Bobby (35:16)
“They get you coming and going on that one.” – Bobby (38:13)
“Hands it to his left hand, takes it and hands it away with his right hand.” – Bobby (40:33)
The episode delivers laughs and relatable moments—juggling humor, light debate, and real-world dilemmas. The cast’s chemistry shines as they subtly roast each other while sharing genuine concerns and offbeat anecdotes, making it a fun listen for fans new and old.