Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – Episode: THURS PT 2: Morning Corny After Dark + Bobby Explains Tariffs + Why You Should Only Eat When the Sun Is Up
Release Date: April 10, 2025
Host/Authors: Premiere Networks

1. Morning Cornies After Dark

The episode kicks off with the hosts engaging in their humorous segment, "Morning Cornies After Dark," where they share a series of light-hearted, albeit corny, jokes. The segment is filled with playful banter and showcases the hosts' chemistry.

• Amy: "What do you call a nun in a bikini? A rule breaker." [01:42]

• Lunchbox: "What do you call a seductive ghost? A booty call." [02:23]

• Amy: "What do you call a book about erectile dysfunction? A hard read." [02:42]

Despite attempts to keep the jokes clean, some humor pushes the boundaries, leading to laughter and mild tension among the hosts as they navigate the content.

2. Eddie’s Passport Application Journey

Eddie shares his experience with applying for a passport, detailing the steps he has taken and the preparations involved.

• Eddie: "I got all the info on the passport. It's all right here." [05:25]

• Lunchbox: "That's awesome. You did a good job at doing it." [06:44]

The discussion highlights the practical aspects of the passport application process, including filling out forms, getting photos taken, and scheduling appointments. The hosts offer tips and encouragement for listeners navigating similar bureaucratic tasks.

3. Bobby Explains Tariffs

In a segment prompted by Eddie’s request, Lunchbox delves into the complex topic of tariffs, breaking it down into an easily understandable analogy.

• Lunchbox: "Imagine you have a lemonade stand... A tariff is like your mom saying, okay, if your friend wants to sell lemonade here, they have to pay $1 extra for every cup they sell." [07:21]

Lunchbox explains that tariffs are special taxes imposed on imported goods to protect domestic industries. He discusses the short-term benefits of promoting local businesses and the long-term repercussions, such as increased costs for consumers and strained international relations.

• Lunchbox: "Tariffs really haven't worked in 100 years, but they really haven't been tried." [10:28]

He emphasizes the unintended consequences, including higher prices for everyday items and challenges faced by small businesses reliant on imported materials.

4. Listener Q&A: Tariffs and Inflation

A listener poses a question linking tariffs to rising inflation and national debt, seeking clarity on the economic strategies behind these policies.

• Listener: "Are these tariffs kind of like smoke and mirrors and this is what's happening so he gets what he wants out of the debt that's happening with America?" [15:07]

Lunchbox candidly admits his limited expertise in economics but provides a foundational understanding of how tariffs can influence inflation and national debt.

• Lunchbox: "A tariff is basically a special tax that comes put on stuff from other places to help protect people that are selling here." [10:27]

• Lunchbox: "I'm not the guy to come to for money... So the answer is there is no winner." [19:45]

The discussion underscores the complexity of economic policies and the delicate balance policymakers must maintain to foster growth without exacerbating financial instability.

5. Public 911 Call Incident

The hosts recount a bizarre incident involving a caller who, during a 911 emergency call about a potential home invasion, simultaneously orders breakfast from McDonald's.

• Caller: "I called 911 because someone was snooping around the house... your dispatcher ordering a McGriddle from McDonald's for breakfast." [23:42]

This segment adds a humorous twist to the show, highlighting the absurdities that can arise during high-stress situations.

• Lunchbox: "Your ordering breakfast should be different from your answering a call and the two should never intertwine." [24:37]

6. Movie Watching Challenges

Lunchbox shares his frustrating experience attempting to watch the movie "Sinners," which involved technical difficulties and unwanted distractions.

• Lunchbox: "The most horrific part was Scuba Steve's name over the top of the screen the whole time." [38:42]

• Amy: "So can we watch that version?" [38:48]

The hosts humorously discuss the challenges of modern streaming services and the invasive nature of certain promotional tactics that interfere with content consumption.

7. B-Dub’s Motorcycle Charity Ride

B-Dub joins the show to talk about his ambitious plan to ride 5,000 miles on a motorcycle over ten days to raise funds for the Fisher House Foundation.

• B-Dub: "We're raising money for Fisher House Foundation again this year, trying to do $25,000." [26:13]

• Lunchbox: "Bdubs longestride.com is probably the easiest way. It links right to the Fisherhouse donation page." [26:19]

He details the physical and mental demands of such a feat, describing past experiences with extreme weather and the importance of focus and endurance. The hosts express admiration for his dedication and encourage listeners to support his cause.

8. Listener Update: Family Planning

Morgan shares an update on his family's plans regarding fertility treatments and potential parenthood.

• Morgan: "My wife had her eggs frozen. They were able to harvest 23 of them and they are now frozen in a clinic at Vanderbilt." [40:10]

• Morgan: "I really don't think we're supposed to be grandparents, so we may have kids when we're 60." [40:31]

The conversation touches on the emotional and logistical considerations of family planning, emphasizing patience and the benefits of medical advancements in fertility.

9. Advice on Dash Cams

The hosts discuss the advantages of installing dash cams in vehicles, drawing from personal experiences with accidents.

• Lunchbox: "I recommend dash cams... but I'm not going to go through the process." [41:27]

• Eddie: "I got hit two years ago, and I got to submit that dash cam footage to the insurance people." [41:39]

They highlight how dash cam footage can be invaluable in insurance claims and legal situations, though they acknowledge the effort required to install and manage the recordings.

10. Closing and Call to Action

As the episode concludes, the hosts encourage listeners to subscribe to their YouTube page and promote their upcoming content.

• Lunchbox: "If you subscribe to our Bobby Bone Show YouTube page, that would be awesome." [42:22]

• Amy: "It's Thursday, so it's our listener Q and A couch talks episode, and it's about boundaries and cutting ties with family." [42:34]

They also briefly mention Amy’s co-host, Kat, who is a therapist, adding credibility to the advice shared in related segments.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Amy: "What do you call a nun in a bikini? A rule breaker." [01:42]

• Lunchbox: "A tariff is like your mom saying, okay, if your friend wants to sell lemonade here, they have to pay $1 extra for every cup they sell." [07:21]

• Eddie: "I got all the info on the passport. It's all right here." [05:25]

• Lunchbox: "Well, you're a child... because that's how I need to watch those YouTube videos on things like this." [07:26]

• Lunchbox: "Alexander Hamilton... Let's go into debt... a tool as far as strengthening stability." [17:45]

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show offers a blend of humor, practical advice, and insightful discussions on economic policies and personal experiences. From sharing corny jokes to unraveling the complexities of tariffs and offering glimpses into listeners' lives, the hosts maintain an engaging and relatable dialogue that caters to a broad audience.