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Bobby Bones
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Lunchbox
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Eddie
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Lunchbox
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Eddie
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Morgan
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Lunchbox
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Raymundo
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Lunchbox
The Bobby Bone Show. I don't know who, but somebody hit my car yesterday. Got big dents in the back of it.
Bobby Bones
Where?
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
You're acting like. Was it here?
Raymundo
Oh, not on us.
Bobby Bones
Oh, okay. I thought you were asking the room.
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Raymundo
Yeah, I was like, lunchbox.
Lunchbox
I don't know. I got pictures of it though. I had to send it off to insurance. I got three. Somebody popped back in my car, like.
Bobby Bones
Ran right into it.
Lunchbox
Probably backed into it. Oh, didn't leave a note. Nothing. A little frustrating. Yeah, but like knocked up, big dent in the back. I wish it were all on one piece. Sadly it's not because one piece, you can just replace it. But it's on like three different places. Had the car for like four weeks. Didn't. Didn't leave a note, didn't leave anything. I hope they get a little dose of their own medicine soon. I wish that upon them. Oh, dear car wreck gods.
Raymundo
Oh my goodness.
Lunchbox
Now I pray you're like lunchbox. That sucks though.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's not cool.
Lunchbox
No, it sucks.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, no, it's not cool at all. Why'd you. Why'd you reiterate? No, it's not.
Raymundo
Cool's not enough.
Lunchbox
Not cool by the person. But it sucks that my Car is dented. Now I gotta send it into the shop.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, no. And you're having to pay for it. You shouldn't have to. They hit you.
Morgan
That's right, Amy.
Bobby Bones
Not cool.
Raymundo
Not cool.
Morgan
It's not cool.
Lunchbox
You guys know who did it?
Raymundo
No, man. Okay, wish I did.
Lunchbox
Fair enough.
Raymundo
I'd wish the car wreck gods bad stuff, too.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I don't wish it on the car wreck gods.
Raymundo
No, no, no. I wish the car gods would do bad stuff to them.
Lunchbox
We have another voicemail. If you'll play Ray, the one listed as number three, I can confirm the.
Raymundo
LB story about our high school team.
Lunchbox
Just doing it to kind of tease him.
Raymundo
100% factual. He was just a scrawny little guy. Want to lift him up? Kind of as a joke, kind of serious. He took it so far.
Lunchbox
This is in regards to Lunchbox being prom king. And we had a call from his high school saying the football team did it as a joke, not because he was Mr. Popular, as he claims. And this is somebody calling in to back it up.
Morgan
Yeah. Sounds like he's nowhere from near my hometown. He didn't go to my high school. He was like, I can confirm.
Lunchbox
I mean, how do you talk?
Morgan
Not lied. Like it. That dude sounds like he grew up in Alabama, where there was like 12 people in his high school. He lived on a country dirt road, which is fine, but he didn't go to my high school.
Lunchbox
I don't think you can tell that by his voice.
Morgan
I can. What's his name?
Lunchbox
Caller three?
Morgan
Exactly.
Raymundo
Sound familiar?
Morgan
Didn't even leave his name. If he left his name, I'd be able to tell you, but I guarantee he can't come up with a name because he ain't right.
Lunchbox
Hey, by the way, Lunchbox tried something really cool he wanted to share with us, and somewhat new. I thought it was kind of a cool spot to do this. And so mostly it's for us if we want to try this at some point as well. But he's really started using AirPods. Dude.
Raymundo
Tell us more about these.
Lunchbox
Yeah, tell us more about this.
Morgan
New inventions are so cool. My wife has had them for like a year, and she talks about how great they are, and I'm like, can they really be that cool? And so the other day I put them in my ears to try them. Man, they are cool. Because whatever is playing, if you start talking, it pauses. And then when you stop talking, it starts going again. It was so cool. And the, like, the cordless factor was pretty neat. You just walk around, you weren't like tangled up in things like getting it caught on the armrest.
Lunchbox
Dude.
Morgan
I thought they were overhyped, but I may have. They may be under hyped.
Raymundo
Is he making this up? Like.
Morgan
No, I never.
Raymundo
You've heard of them, though?
Lunchbox
I never said I never heard the passion. A bit manufactured.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Lunchbox
No, no.
Morgan
I thought, okay, everybody talks about them. They can't be that great, but they really are that great. They're really cool. And the fact with the no chords.
Lunchbox
And feel like you're reviewing like a Game Boy or something that we've had forever.
Morgan
I'm just telling you I tried it for the first time and maybe.
Bobby Bones
Maybe there's others out there that haven't tried it yet.
Morgan
Exactly. Because you think it can't be really that great.
Bobby Bones
Now they're gonna try it.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Raymundo
Did you do the sound. The noise cancellation thing too?
Morgan
Yes. Where you can't hear anything?
Raymundo
Yeah. That's pretty cool.
Bobby Bones
I don't think I have that model.
Lunchbox
The first generation Apple AirPods were released December 13, 2016.
Morgan
They're that old.
Lunchbox
AirPods. Yeah. Now there are new features that happen with them, but it's the first time it sounds. By his description of not having a cord or a cable. That's the first time he's used them without having the wire.
Morgan
Yeah. I've had the ones with the wire before, but my wife got these about a year ago and she. I was like, that's so stupid. It's a waste of money. You don't need that. And I mean, I still don't know if I. I'd buy a pair, but, man, they were pretty cool.
Lunchbox
Do you use the wire or do you use headphones at all?
Morgan
I. Every once in a while if I'm on like an airplane, I'll put the wire ones in, like watch a movie or something.
Lunchbox
You're not a music guy, though.
Morgan
No, it was more to watch something on her. To watch a show. I was watching something on Apple TV because it's not on my TV because my smart TV is too old. I can't download Apple TV to the tv.
Lunchbox
So what'd you laugh at?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. He's just funny how he has all these things. You finally tried it, though. That's good.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
My wife got a little irritated at me and it was justified. We were watching Borderland, Alice in Borderland. And so we're watching that and she fell asleep during the next to last episode, halfway through. And I wasn't sure she fell asleep, but I kind of thought she fell Asleep. I didn't know. So I left. The episode finished. Not a big deal, because I thought she could just go back, and I wasn't sure she fell asleep. But then it just kept rolling to the next episode.
Raymundo
So you kept watching that?
Lunchbox
Well, it just rolled. And so I'm not even sure I knew it was the last episode. And so I watched the finale.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it was the finale.
Lunchbox
It rolled in. I didn't go and pursue it. She fell asleep, and so I didn't pursue the finale.
Bobby Bones
It pursued you?
Lunchbox
It came right at me and just kept rolling. It goes, next episode. And just kept moving. And I was like, oh, God, stop, Stop.
Raymundo
Oh, you tried to stop it.
Lunchbox
I thought about it.
Raymundo
Interesting.
Lunchbox
And it didn't stop. So I watched it. And so I told her the next morning, because I didn't want to sit for an hour and act like I didn't watch it. So selfishly, I was like. I watched it. And she was like, wait, we don't do that. And I said, I know. I said. I know. I said. However, she goes, because it's the finale. I said, but there's a second season already up, so it's not really the finale.
Bobby Bones
Cause y' all get to roll right into the next one.
Lunchbox
You get to roll right into the next one. And I said, I could have just rolled into the first episode of season two. And I didn't.
Bobby Bones
You can't do that. You can't go. It could have been worse.
Lunchbox
Yeah. But I did do that.
Bobby Bones
Okay, That's a tactic.
Lunchbox
So. Yes. And so yesterday, Eddie and I went to play golf, and I said. I said, barbara gone playing golf. Why don't you watch the half episode you didn't watch? Because I went back and put it right where she fell asleep. How kind of me. That's a good idea to go pause it there. And she was like, I'm gonna punish you. I'm not gonna watch it. I'm gonna make you wait before you get back into the first episode of season two.
Raymundo
Oh, man, you guys are dirty.
Morgan
And you know what you do. All right, I gave you a chance. I'm moving on.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I didn't do that. So I came home, and I was like, I understand your frustration. She goes, I finished it, watched it. We can watch episode one, season two.
Raymundo
It's just a threat. She's just.
Lunchbox
I think she kind of meant it at first. I think she was irritated that I kept watching it. I tried to stop. I was like, please don't go. Please don't go to the next episode. And it kept going.
Bobby Bones
Well, did your TV react to you saying, please don't go?
Lunchbox
I didn't know if this would be the first time it reacted to.
Raymundo
It might.
Lunchbox
Yeah, right. No, but technology. Heck, all of a sudden, you got AirPods without wires.
Raymundo
Crazy dude. Who even knew they don't get tangled up.
Lunchbox
That's a good show, though. It gets pretty.
Bobby Bones
So say the show again. What are you saying? Alice in Underland.
Lunchbox
Borderland.
Bobby Bones
Alice. Like a girl named Alice.
Lunchbox
Now I'm mixed up. Yeah, Alice and Alice in Borderland.
Raymundo
Yeah, it's like Alice in Wonderland.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I get it. I know, but it could sound to me. I'm hearing Alison. Like Alice in Borderland, but it's Alice in.
Lunchbox
Okay, Alice. Pause in. Pause. Borderland.
Bobby Bones
Thank you.
Lunchbox
And it is Japanese. And they talk in Japanese, but I don't listen to it. I just have them move their mouth a little different. Then I have the English dub over, but every once in a while, I want to know what the real voices sound like. So I go and I put it on Japanese. That's cool. And then I hear the real voices, and I'm like, oh, man, their voices are much cooler than the goofy actors. They've got to overdub them. And then I put it back on English, but it's going to feel like Squid Games. But just remember, it came out before Squid Games. But it's good if you guys watch it. So, Mike, I'm surprised you haven't watched that show. I want to watch it.
Raymundo
I love Japanese and South Korean stuff.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you'd like it. Okay, let's do an exercise with Amy. So tell me about this if I lost my memory. Exercise.
Bobby Bones
It's just a question I saw, and it was if you. If I lost my memory, what's the first thing you would tell me about myself?
Lunchbox
Oh, that.
Raymundo
Good game.
Lunchbox
Good. Okay, so each of us will do this with Amy first.
Raymundo
So, okay, re.
Lunchbox
Ask the question.
Bobby Bones
If I lost my memory, what's the first thing you would tell me about myself?
Lunchbox
Let me think of my answer. I'm not going to change it. But everybody think of their answer. And don't base your answer on what anybody else says. And if you double it up, that's okay. Okay, everybody with me?
Raymundo
Yeah.
Morgan
Yeah, I got it.
Lunchbox
So if I say something but you have that same answer, you can. I want you to say it.
Raymundo
Okay.
Lunchbox
Don't change it because I've said it. What would I tell you about you?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I've lost my memory.
Lunchbox
Okay, mine's gonna be. Mine's. Mine's. Not gonna have the depth I think, that you want, but I think it is a fundamental part of you.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
I think it's. You're a Texan.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Because I think that's a big part of who you are.
Bobby Bones
I'm a Texan.
Lunchbox
I would say you're not only from Texas. There's a difference. People from Texas and a Texan, like, Texans, they're from Texas. They want you to know they're from Texas. I feel like you're a Texan.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
I'd say you are a Texan. That's the first thing I say.
Bobby Bones
I'm a Texan.
Raymundo
That's good.
Lunchbox
First of all, you're from Texan. Wait, you're from Texas.
Bobby Bones
Yes, I am a Texan.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox.
Morgan
You had a fairy tale wedding, but I'm sorry to inform you it didn't work out, because that's huge, because she's probably coming back, like, am I married? Like, what did I find the love of my life? But.
Bobby Bones
So you're saying I'm divorced?
Morgan
Yeah, unfortunately, you are divorced.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
It's really putting it on her, like somebody firing somebody with HR sitting in the same office.
Bobby Bones
I probably would be shocked by that.
Morgan
That's what I'm saying.
Bobby Bones
But I don't know my personality or how it was. So maybe I won't be shocked. I'll be like, oh, okay.
Lunchbox
Okay. Morgan, what do you tell Amy?
Bobby Bones
You really love birds and you think birds give you signs. Oh, that's informative. So you should believe the birds, Eddie.
Raymundo
Amy, I'm sorry to inform you, but you were once married, and that marriage didn't work out.
Lunchbox
You went divorced, too. Huh?
Raymundo
Divorced. I mean, I think that's important. She should know this.
Lunchbox
That's huge.
Scuba Steve
Well, considering Eddie just stole mine and lunchbox.
Lunchbox
No, you go. You can go the same one if that's what you had.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, I mean, you got to tell her that. So first thing you got to say, hey, sorry that one of your commitments ended, but you're working your way to another commitment.
Lunchbox
I.
Bobby Bones
Does anybody want to tell me that I'm a mom?
Morgan
Whoa.
Lunchbox
But it was the first thing. It's not what we would never tell you, but I feel like you could tell Amy more of what she is instead of what she isn't. I feel like you guys are doing what she is.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like, y' all are saying you're a divorcee. Who cares?
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's. That's what she doesn't have anymore.
Raymundo
No, there's a whole life that she lived with.
Lunchbox
Oh, don't be painting this positive.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Thank you, Bobby. What do I have? Not what.
Lunchbox
Yes. What don't you have anymore? What were the. What were the. I hate to say failure, but instead of the things that didn't happen in the way that I thought, like, what did happen in a way that I hope did happen?
Raymundo
She got a divorce.
Morgan
Yes. You guys are like something. You have. You have a divorce on your record.
Raymundo
It's on there. Yeah.
Lunchbox
So when you fill out paper, three of them went divorce. That sucks.
Raymundo
You should know that.
Bobby Bones
Anybody anywhere in here think you're a mom of two kids. Well, you've adopted from Haiti.
Morgan
I mean, why are we hanging on ours? Morgan went birds.
Lunchbox
At least. That's okay. That's fine. We did what we did.
Bobby Bones
We do another round, and then Bobby tells me I'm a Texan, so now I can go back to Texas and try to jog my memory.
Lunchbox
And that's a bit about what you are instead of what you used to be or what you're not.
Bobby Bones
Right?
Morgan
I almost said you were from Alabama.
Raymundo
Oh, that would have been confused.
Lunchbox
Confused.
Bobby Bones
That'd be my mom from Alabama.
Lunchbox
You guys want to do Morgan? Yes.
Morgan
Oh, boy.
Lunchbox
Why do you do oh, boy?
Raymundo
Yeah, we got Morgan. Hold on.
Lunchbox
Okay, so Morgan has some sort of memory incident. She remembers nothing about herself, and then she's like, what's the question, Amy?
Bobby Bones
If I lost my memory, what's the first thing you would tell me about myself?
Lunchbox
Got it. I'm going to write mine down so you guys don't think I'm basing it off what you say. Okay. And then, Amy, you go first.
Bobby Bones
You rescue dogs.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's good. Oh, yeah, that would be a good memory to remember.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, because then you could start and you. You not only rescue them, but your dog is like a therapy dog. And that could help you get your memory back. Like, just that you work with dogs.
Lunchbox
I'm gonna go. You're a good athlete.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that would help. Because then I could start moving my body.
Lunchbox
Will that show you videos? You like tumbling and stuff? Like, doing flips and stuff? I would be like, you're a good athlete.
Bobby Bones
But also, she has vertigo.
Raymundo
Yeah, but don't tell her that.
Bobby Bones
She hasn't tumbling.
Lunchbox
Like, I think Covid her. Yeah, I think a lot of people.
Bobby Bones
I want Covid to begin, and then I think when she flips around.
Morgan
Yeah, I don't think that's good for her.
Lunchbox
She's still a good athlete regardless.
Bobby Bones
Yes, she is.
Raymundo
What's up, dude?
Lunchbox
Hey, Ray, what do you have for.
Bobby Bones
Morgan, they're all gonna be the same.
Lunchbox
I know, Ray. What do you have for Morgan?
Scuba Steve
Just so she's aware, emotionally, that she has been heartbroke, but she continues to lead with her heart.
Raymundo
That's good, Ray.
Bobby Bones
Her heart's not totally broken.
Lunchbox
We're going down, Eddie.
Raymundo
I would probably be at a restaurant, and she'd order a burger. I'd be like, no, no, no, Morgan, don't touch that. Don't touch that. You are a vegetarian.
Lunchbox
That's good.
Bobby Bones
Ooh, good one.
Eddie
That's a good one.
Raymundo
Thank you.
Lunchbox
That's a good one.
Raymundo
Thank you. See, I did not go where you thought I was gonna go.
Lunchbox
I'm glad. Lunchbox.
Morgan
I put your always a bridesmaid, never a bride. And you have a specific type you need to stay away from because you've gone through heartbreak after heartbreak after heartbreak after heartbreak after heartbreak.
Bobby Bones
Okay, you wrote that page.
Lunchbox
Flip the page. After heartbreak after heartbreak.
Bobby Bones
Really went in on that one.
Morgan
No, no, I. I want you to be careful. That's what I was saying.
Bobby Bones
Thank you.
Lunchbox
Very nice of you. All right, all right.
Raymundo
Let's move on.
Lunchbox
Who do you want to do next?
Raymundo
Nah, we're done.
Bobby Bones
You, Bobby.
Lunchbox
Oh, you can do me. That's fine. Okay. I lost my memory.
Raymundo
Oof. This could be tough.
Lunchbox
Why is it tough?
Raymundo
Because there's some other. I'm like, what do you want to know about yourself?
Lunchbox
What would you tell me first? I lost my memory.
Bobby Bones
There's so many things.
Lunchbox
Tell me something. You get one thing to tell me. What is it? Okay, I'm just going with the first thing that comes to my mind. I like it because that's what I did for you. And for you, like, what's the first real part of you that comes to my mind?
Bobby Bones
I have multiple things just floating in my head right now. They're all equal, like, screaming at me.
Lunchbox
Like, you got to pick one, though.
Raymundo
Got it.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Lunchbox
Why you snarling your nose?
Raymundo
Gosh, it's tough, dude. I don't know which way to go. I feel like there's important information that I need to tell you. It's not going to be good, but you must know.
Lunchbox
But you get to tell me one thing.
Raymundo
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Amy, So it's important that you know that you never thought that you would be able to love because of just certain circumstances, like, or love was difficult for you. You never thought you'd love somebody like, you love your wife.
Raymundo
Okay, so you're married.
Lunchbox
I feel like that's taking negative into a place. Doesn't be taken. You'd be like, hey, you have.
Bobby Bones
No, just don't take it for granted. You. Have you finally found someone.
Raymundo
But why would you even remind them? Don't remind them.
Morgan
Bobby stuck up for you.
Lunchbox
But why are you, like, doing what they do now?
Morgan
See, Bobby, I wasn't.
Bobby Bones
No, I'm giving.
Lunchbox
You followed the lemmings off the hill.
Bobby Bones
They didn't say. And now you have an amazing boyfriend. They didn't say.
Lunchbox
But why are you taking it out on me that they were mean to you?
Bobby Bones
Oh, I. I'm not taking it out on you.
Lunchbox
You don't have to tell me the negative. You can be like, you're married. You're married and you really love your.
Bobby Bones
Wife instead of being like your wife after not.
Lunchbox
You never thought you'd be able to love because your family was nowhere near you for most of your life, and your mom died, your dad left you, and all you did was.
Bobby Bones
That's important information.
Raymundo
But, no, that could throw him backwards and be like, what I never loved.
Bobby Bones
No.
Raymundo
Like, whoa, I didn't know that about my son.
Bobby Bones
Wow, that's so crazy.
Lunchbox
You did what she didn't like doing to her.
Bobby Bones
Wait, what? I feel like what I did is very different.
Lunchbox
You felt right.
Bobby Bones
My bad.
Lunchbox
I'll just say no. You already said what you said. And you know what? I've taken it and I've digested it and I don't like me anym. My first memory is I don't.
Bobby Bones
I should have just gone with. You don't have a spleen, Ray.
Lunchbox
She cheated and snuck a second one in there, and that was against the rules.
Bobby Bones
This is my game.
Raymundo
That's true.
Lunchbox
That's true, Ray.
Scuba Steve
Just so that you're aware right away, 1%.
Bobby Bones
What? What? What?
Raymundo
What?
Bobby Bones
You live in the what? You're in the top 1%. Oh.
Lunchbox
Of earners? Yeah. Oh, that's awesome. Thanks. I didn't know that. Yeah, I mean, I knew that, but I'm saying my memory's gone.
Bobby Bones
Is that him insinuating that's.
Lunchbox
No, he didn't. He just said you're in the 1%.
Raymundo
But you wouldn't know that.
Lunchbox
I don't know anything.
Raymundo
I did look around.
Morgan
You have a suite at the hospital.
Lunchbox
But you guys are inserting. No, I'm right here. I don't know anything except what's around me.
Raymundo
I mean, that's pretty good, too, Ray.
Lunchbox
Thank you. Thank you. Lunchbox.
Scuba Steve
You're rich.
Lunchbox
Same one.
Morgan
You're rich, dude, like, don't worry about price tags, man.
Eddie
You are good to go.
Lunchbox
I like that you don't have to.
Morgan
Work another day in your life.
Lunchbox
Thank you very much. That makes me feel good. But earlier I was told I never loved.
Morgan
Who cares?
Eddie
You did.
Bobby Bones
You did.
Lunchbox
You guys are digging me out of a hole here. Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Morgan, you have loved and you love the Arkansas Razorbacks. They are your team.
Lunchbox
I love the Arkansas Razorbacks. That's correct. Thank you, Eddie.
Raymundo
Somebody has to do it. Somebody has to tell you that you don't have parents. Like, somebody has to tell.
Lunchbox
Why are you going home? Because you're going to be the first memory.
Raymundo
You're going to be like, where's my dad? Where's my mom? And we have to tell you that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Raymundo
Oh, you don't have this.
Lunchbox
I'm concerned, though. None of us told you that you don't drink, so.
Raymundo
Oh, no, Morgan, you should have told me that one. Dude, don't drink.
Lunchbox
That you don't drink. Okay, that's a tough one. Let's do Eddie.
Raymundo
Oh, boy.
Lunchbox
Eddie's lost his memory. But what happens is, once somebody tells you something crappy, you want to tell them something that crappy. Because I'm now finding myself going into a place of, like, what you need to know is.
Bobby Bones
I didn't. My intention. I didn't think I was saying anything crappy to you. That was.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Mine was full of hope. Mine was, like, let's see. Encouraging what I say to Eddie.
Raymundo
Got to be informative to these people. They don't know anything.
Lunchbox
If I were going to tell you one thing.
Raymundo
One thing, dude, come on.
Lunchbox
Just be a good person. Okay, I will.
Raymundo
Yeah. What would be helpful to me, It'd.
Bobby Bones
Probably be good if. Well, never mind. I'm not gonna give it away.
Lunchbox
I'm gonna go and just go right down the middle. It's gonna be friendly.
Morgan
Oh, you are?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
I thought you're.
Lunchbox
I don't want to be what he was to me.
Morgan
Well, I thought you were gonna reply with the same thing.
Lunchbox
I'm not. I don't want to be in the same tone.
Morgan
Okay. All right.
Raymundo
Oh.
Lunchbox
Amy, I. I lead with, your dad just died, and you're very sad. Wow.
Raymundo
I would be like, he did, but.
Lunchbox
I wouldn't do that.
Raymundo
But then I would be like, I don't have a dad, but I wouldn't. Crazy.
Lunchbox
But I wouldn't do that.
Bobby Bones
I guess that wouldn't be the first thing we tell you exactly what about.
Raymundo
But you.
Lunchbox
Hulk Hogan just died.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Barstool.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Wow. I knew Bubba the love sponge was saying Hulk Hogan was in, like, intensive care. And stuff.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. He had a cardiac arrest.
Lunchbox
Wow. Okay. We'll come back to that. I still like this game.
Raymundo
I thought that that's what you guys are telling me. I'm like. And I was truly shocked by it. What?
Lunchbox
It's like, did I lose my memory?
Scuba Steve
Oh, God.
Bobby Bones
I know. That was interesting.
Raymundo
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Oh, dang.
Lunchbox
Okay. Sc. That sucks. Amy, what do you remind Eddie?
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna remind Eddie.
Raymundo
Did you write something down?
Bobby Bones
Yes, I did.
Lunchbox
I.
Raymundo
Just say it.
Bobby Bones
Okay. You are a dad to four.
Raymundo
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Two biological, two adopted. And you wanted to do. You wanted all of those children. You wanted them all.
Raymundo
I did.
Lunchbox
That's not the me I know.
Bobby Bones
I'm not going to go with it at first. You did it, so you're lying to him. No, no, no, no. We're keeping it positive. You're in your. Your.
Lunchbox
Your good dad, Raymundo Chameleon. Go ahead.
Bobby Bones
He's saying he's Chameleon.
Lunchbox
I know. I'd like him for him to get some context.
Raymundo
What does that mean?
Scuba Steve
In a good way. Regardless of the room that you enter into, you'll blend in in a great way.
Raymundo
Oh, okay.
Lunchbox
I like that, Morgan. Mine is you love to grill. You know how to cook fajitas. You like smoking chickens.
Raymundo
That's a good one, Morgan.
Lunchbox
You know how to cook really well on the grill. Nice lunchbox.
Raymundo
Hey, dude.
Morgan
Good news is you never have to go clothes shopping. Cause your friend Bobby dresses you and he provides you with all your clothes and so you don't have to worry about it, man.
Lunchbox
Dang, that's pretty good. Who's Bobby?
Raymundo
I don't know who that Bobby is.
Morgan
I know, but I said your friend Bobby dresses you, and you just. He'll take care of you, man.
Raymundo
Ok. Okay.
Lunchbox
Also, as a side note, anytime that I've been like, hey, Lunchbox, you want this shirt? He's taking it every time.
Raymundo
Yeah, Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I saw him take three yesterday.
Raymundo
Oh, there you go.
Lunchbox
Those golf shirts in my room. Yeah. My room.
Raymundo
Your office.
Lunchbox
My office from my bedroom. Okay. And finally, let's do Lunchbox.
Raymundo
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bobby Bones
You.
Raymundo
What you say about me?
Lunchbox
Oh, oh, your favorite place to eat? Whataburger. Oh, cuz I want you to have a good, good tasty meal.
Raymundo
I'd be like, where is that exactly? Take me to it.
Bobby Bones
Should we let him not ever forget that he's a Cowboys fan?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I would let that go.
Morgan
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
Raymundo
Where's my dad, though?
Lunchbox
That's.
Raymundo
I can't find my dad.
Lunchbox
No, he's at the mall.
Raymundo
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah, he'll be back later.
Raymundo
Okay. Okay.
Lunchbox
I'll worry about that. Here's some water. Burger. Hold you over. All right, lunchbox, let's do.
Morgan
I already went.
Lunchbox
No, no, no.
Raymundo
We got to do lunch.
Lunchbox
We're going to do you.
Raymundo
This is easy.
Bobby Bones
Hey, man.
Morgan
Heck, yeah, man.
Lunchbox
You guys are already in.
Raymundo
Yeah, in.
Lunchbox
I don't know where to go.
Raymundo
There's a lot of places to go.
Morgan
So many positive things to say. It's pretty crazy. I mean, there's an obvious one. Come on.
Lunchbox
Okay. Nah, I can't do that. Okay, I'm in. I'll go first.
Morgan
Yeah, go ahead.
Lunchbox
There was controversy surrounding it, but you were the prom king.
Morgan
Boom. I knew someone would come through.
Raymundo
Did you hear the first part, though?
Morgan
What?
Raymundo
There was. There was controversy surrounding it.
Morgan
I don't care about that. I was the prom king. Prom king. Amy had that crown.
Bobby Bones
You think your mother in law is in love with you.
Lunchbox
That's a weird one to lead with.
Morgan
That's weird. That's of all.
Bobby Bones
Well, this gives him information. If he has all the things. If you have a mother in law, then you have a wife. Like, you get.
Lunchbox
Everyone's put all these clues together on hers.
Morgan
Yeah. Like, I'm not a puzzle maker.
Lunchbox
Clue with the candlestick with Amy Raymundo.
Scuba Steve
Just open your mouth and everything will fall into place.
Raymundo
What is that, like, subliminal?
Morgan
Does anybody understand what that means?
Lunchbox
It almost feels like it could be dirty. Right.
Bobby Bones
That's where I went. I didn't.
Morgan
Yeah, I don't even. I don't even.
Raymundo
Weird answers. Like, one word.
Lunchbox
Open your mouth, and I'm gonna put something.
Morgan
Yeah, everything will. So you want me to remember to open my mouth and everything will fall into place.
Bobby Bones
Saying, like, when he speaks.
Scuba Steve
Yeah. The second that you open your mouth and start to say words, you'll realize, oh, I can manipulate people. Oh, I can control people.
Lunchbox
Oh, you can't manipulate anybody. We all.
Raymundo
Snow is full of crap.
Morgan
I'm very confused.
Lunchbox
Morgan. You must play the lottery every single day, and you will lose. Oh, that's a good one.
Morgan
Why you got to say I will lose?
Lunchbox
You have. So just prepare yourself and Eddie.
Raymundo
Yeah, I mean, I went the same route, dude. Unfortunately, you have not won the lottery. Oh, yeah. You play all the time, but you have not won.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Raymundo
Sorry, dude.
Lunchbox
I would have told you you love the lottery.
Morgan
No, he wanted to go negative, man.
Raymundo
What do you mean?
Morgan
Just open your mouth and it'll.
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Bobby Bones
Generous is what it just says.
Lunchbox
Be more generous. It does give some things though. But does that mean like show that you have money?
Bobby Bones
I mean you could be generous with your time. You could be generous with compliments.
Lunchbox
In the study, the guys who were more giving were Rated as more desirable and were more likely to land a date.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Yeah, I guess. I just. How do you know if someone's super giving, like, even monetary? Like, do you notice how much they tip? Do you see what kind of gifts they give out?
Lunchbox
I think all that counts when they.
Raymundo
Go by that Salvation army bucket, they drop a little.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. How much are they?
Lunchbox
You know, when you're dating somebody new, you're dropping extra coins in that bucket.
Bobby Bones
Oh, bills.
Lunchbox
Yeah, whatever. Yeah.
Raymundo
And then you say, this ain't no thing.
Lunchbox
And then you show it. You're like, yeah, you know what? I'll take a 20 and just put it in there. Not really a big deal. Not really a big deal for me. But generosity includes things like. But not only giving to homeless people, volunteering, or giving money to a good cause. I bet you there are so many dudes that are so generous in the early stages of getting a girl and having a girl that they're a little less generous once they have the girl and they're engaged or married.
Bobby Bones
But then aren't they going to be like, didn't you used to volunteer?
Lunchbox
Yeah, but then you got them. Then you got. You got them on the line.
Bobby Bones
Like, they're so hooked. They're.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Well, you get to a point where you have to weigh, is it worth it to leave and start over? Versus. Here's a guy who was giving care packs to homeless people when we first met. He's not doing that anymore. Is it really worth breaking up with them?
Bobby Bones
I think I know the perfect line for that, too, though that could get you out of it is like, well, I spend all my extra time with you now.
Lunchbox
Nah, that wouldn't work.
Bobby Bones
What? Generous with your time.
Lunchbox
But you probably won't.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
If you don't, then you really can't use that.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I just wonder if that mostly is when it says they like men who are generous. If it's generous because they buy stuff for the women.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I think it's like a long list of things. I do think that we like men with a generous heart.
Lunchbox
And you like men with a big wallet. Generous wallet.
Bobby Bones
No, I think we want to see y' all do. Doing big, caring things like, that's hot. If y' all are giving in that.
Lunchbox
Way, I don't think it's hot.
Bobby Bones
Yes, it is.
Lunchbox
I think fundamentally, it makes you feel positive about the person, but I don't think it's. You ever see a guy give a sandwich to a homeless guy in a corner, be like, I must eat you right now?
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Lunchbox
I must lick every part of your body since you just gave the homeless guy a sandwich.
Morgan
You at a bar and you see a guy tip the bartender five bucks, you're like, man, I want to go out with him.
Bobby Bones
Okay. No, I was using an example of him being very generous to those in need. Like, I think a guy volunteering or giving to homeless people, Like, I think that's attractive.
Lunchbox
Okay. But difficult. Something hot.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
You say it's hot. I don't think you've ever seen a guy put some money in a bucket and be like, must get him back and put him in bed.
Bobby Bones
Not a random guy. Like, let's say you've gone on a couple of dates with a guy, and then you see how generous he is in that way. I would put that in the. Okay, I'm more attracted now. So call it attracted. Call it hot. Whatever you want.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I'm gonna call it.
Bobby Bones
Wait, I'm the girl here.
Lunchbox
No, but I know how. But I don't think there's ever been a girl that watches a guy do a nice deed. Because hot means, like, you physically. Hot means, like, you want it now.
Bobby Bones
Right? Okay, so whatever. I was just saying it like, that's hot. Like, that's hot. That's attractive. Yes. Us seeing y' all do that stuff, I swear to you, is attractive.
Lunchbox
I agree that it's attractive. Macro. But it's not hot.
Bobby Bones
Okay?
Lunchbox
Do you understand my. The language.
Raymundo
I know what you're saying. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Like, if a guy goes, that girl is hot. Yes. If a guy grows that girl's hot, that means he wants to have sex with her.
Raymundo
Right?
Lunchbox
Right. Then.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well, I'm just saying, like, that's hot. That's attractive. Like, whatever. Okay, fine. It's attractive. Trust me. Do it more. See what your wives think.
Lunchbox
Do what more?
Raymundo
Be more generous.
Lunchbox
Give more to her, to others.
Bobby Bones
No, let her see you be generous.
Lunchbox
Yeah. By then, it's already your wife.
Raymundo
That's where. Yeah, that's true.
Bobby Bones
Y' all are acting like once you get married, you just give up.
Raymundo
Well, you kind of do.
Lunchbox
Well, I think there are other priorities. Like, your priorities. You still maintain them, but the fake priorities you put out. Because some guys, like I said early on, will be the representative of themselves, and they'll put on very much a show with their acts.
Bobby Bones
I think everybody's doing that a little bit in the early stages.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
The best foot forward.
Lunchbox
Nah, dudes are doing that way more than women are.
Bobby Bones
So y' all are like, literally, we're different People, y' all don't volunteer, and.
Lunchbox
Then suddenly you do at the end if Scooby Doo, when they tear the mask off, that's when you say yes to being engaged. Like, we're married. You get to pull your mask off and be like, here's who I really am.
Raymundo
That's old man Withers.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
And then what'd you say? By that point, we're hooked.
Lunchbox
By that point, you're hooked because you have to weigh. Do I want to leave the guy and have to start over or just accept that maybe he doesn't stop and give seven bucks at the kettle Bobby Bones. Yeah. All right, some voicemails here.
Raymundo
Number one, you thought you had restless leg syndrome.
Lunchbox
And I always thought I had it also. But there is another syndrome called involuntary limb movement disorder. I take clonazepam for it, and it is definitely different than what you think you have. Thank you. I really understand what she was saying, although I do think I have restless leg just by a brief Internet search, because my leg's always restless. And the number one factor in restless leg syndrome is a leg that's restless.
Raymundo
It's just straightforward.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it says, but I haven't, like, diagnosed it or anything, but I appreciate that, but I can't start listening to every call telling me what I have, because then I'll think I have 12 different diseases.
Bobby Bones
I know, but what if she's right.
Raymundo
And it sounds like she got diagnosed with whatever? Diagnosed What? Diagnosed? Is that not right?
Bobby Bones
You don't say it that way.
Lunchbox
Do you say it that way?
Raymundo
Diagnosed.
Bobby Bones
I mean, I say things incorrectly, so I can't talk.
Raymundo
Wait, tell. How do you say it? She got what diagnosed? With movement limb syndrome. Okay, well, why? Well, how do you say it?
Lunchbox
You said it with a Z. Diagnosed.
Raymundo
It's diagnosed.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Diagnosed.
Raymundo
Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox
I don't even know how to say it because you've said it.
Bobby Bones
Diagnosed.
Lunchbox
Diagnosed.
Raymundo
You guys sound like you're saying Z's.
Bobby Bones
No diagnose.
Lunchbox
You said diagnosed.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
What was the other thing he used to say wrong? The person who was the actor, he.
Raymundo
Said, oh, Kevin Costner.
Lunchbox
I think it's a Z thing.
Raymundo
Oh, that could be my. My dual language that I know. My bilingual.
Lunchbox
No, that's not a dual language. All right, next up, number two, the evolution of Amy is probably one of my favorite things. I felt like when I first started listening, she questioned herself a lot. If she said something now, she's gotten a lot more confident. But pervy Amy is my favorite version of Amy. It is so funny. It Makes me laugh out loud every single time. Especially you guys. Reactions to our. So Amy. Amy's basically a hornball now. 24 7.
Bobby Bones
I think that's what it is.
Raymundo
What is it?
Lunchbox
24 7.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Raymundo
Because you're definitely pervy Amy.
Lunchbox
Yeah, pervy Amy is definitely a thing. Yeah, let's go number three. I don't understand how you guys don't rip Amy for not understanding that there's.
Raymundo
A fall, a winter, a spring and.
Lunchbox
A summer menu at Starbucks. You guys go after Lunchbox when he learns about UberEats. But Amy, I mean, come on. I gotta be honest, I didn't know they changed menus every season at Starbucks.
Bobby Bones
I do know they have a fall menu. I just thought pumpkin spice latte was so popular you could order it anytime if you wanted. I didn't know that, you know, in July you couldn't say, could I get pumpkin spice something or another.
Lunchbox
I'll give you one more voicemail. This is Sammy in Richmond, Virginia and I'm just gonna hit it. We'll talk about it after. Go ahead.
Raymundo
I wanted to call and give Lunchbox some praise. He gets a lot of stink from.
Lunchbox
People, but he brings so many bits.
Raymundo
From his day to day life to the show.
Lunchbox
I would only put Bobby above him in commitment to the bit.
Raymundo
Plus his adoption of a dog might qualify him for parental leave.
Lunchbox
And for someone that works as hard as him, he deserves another vacation.
Morgan
Thank you. Great call.
Raymundo
Cousin or something.
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Morgan
I think that was a fantastic call.
Lunchbox
Very spot on the nose of like.
Raymundo
Over.
Bobby Bones
Complimentary and it even suggested parental leave or something.
Lunchbox
Who is that?
Raymundo
Who is that? Lunchbox?
Morgan
What was his name? You had the sheet.
Bobby Bones
He's committed to the bit right now, I'll give you that.
Lunchbox
Did you have anything to do with that call?
Morgan
No.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Huh?
Morgan
I mean, but thank you. And yeah, it's cool being a new parent. It is tough. It's trying at times, but we're getting through it.
Lunchbox
You can leave us a voicemail at any time. 877-77-Bobby. 877-77-B O B B Y. Raymundo walked in on someone. It was in the building, Ray, and they were sitting on the toilet.
Scuba Steve
No, it was when I was on vacation at the hotel.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Scuba Steve
So be careful.
Lunchbox
That always sucks though. Walking in and someone's on the toilet. You don't really know them. Yeah.
Scuba Steve
This is a warning to everybody. So apparently when you leave your room with your bags, a housekeepers are watching you because then they know. Oh, I can Go to the bathroom in that room. Everybody's leaving because they have their bags with them. So me and my wife go downstairs and I have this photographic memory where I go, you know what? I forgot my cologne on the bed. I know exactly what it looks like in the bed. I didn't put in my suitcase. So I go back up to the room five minutes later and there's a housekeeper in there. And as I was opening the door, she started to yell, but I just didn't think it was my room. And I kept opening it and the bathroom was right there. And I definitely saw her on the seat. I didn't see anything, but. But I had that image of her go in the bathroom. And then after I got my. She left the room and then I got my cologne and I walked back past her. Thank God I was leaving the place, but it was so bad. I still can see it in my head right now.
Lunchbox
It's a very vulnerable place. Yeah, no, yeah, it's burnt.
Raymundo
That'll never go away.
Lunchbox
It's burnt in there.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Because I don't know what's worse. I've been on both sides of it.
Raymundo
I feel like everyone I've ever seen sitting on the toilet, I still see.
Lunchbox
Them today in their face. The sheer terror on their face. Whenever you guys lock. Ey. It's almost like you have to look at them in the eyes too. If you've opened the door, your punishment must be. You must look them in the eyes for a split second. So it lives in you. It is brutal. And also, if you were sitting on the toilet and someone starts to like, even touch the door handle, slam. You're just like, oh, God. Oh God. Fighting it. If you can reach the door, you fight it. If not, you're just there and it's a slow motion. It's like your life getting sucked out of you.
Raymundo
I didn't know housekeepers used the bathroom.
Lunchbox
I didn't either. Where'd you learn that, Ray?
Scuba Steve
From you. And now first.
Lunchbox
No, I'm talking about. I didn't know that housekeepers went in and jumped on the toilet as soon as people left.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, and it's odd though. Why wouldn't you do it when you're cleaning? She just went to a side one that she wasn't even working on.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's interesting. I thought maybe she would be cleaning it because you left.
Scuba Steve
No, it was just. It's. It's known in the business once somebody goes with their suitcases, oh, their room's wide open. Why not go in there and Take a nap. Why not go to the bathroom, Take a nap. I believe that a different version of.
Lunchbox
It, Tesla is opening a diner where food is served by robots.
Raymundo
Cool.
Lunchbox
That's cool. Like, I would go and check that out.
Bobby Bones
Where is it in Austin?
Lunchbox
No, it's in la.
Bobby Bones
Oh.
Lunchbox
Tesla's opened a new retro futuristic diner and drive in theater in LA on Santa Monica Boulevard. Visitors can order from their car's touchscreen and a humanoid Optimus robot comes out and serves them.
Raymundo
This is the one that looks like a human. It's not like the one with wheels.
Lunchbox
This is the one. Yeah, it's kind of. Kind of like a white body, but then black head and black.
Raymundo
That's cool.
Lunchbox
Yeah. But then we found out, though, when they did that whole, like, party that people were actually running them at the time, right? Yeah. And talking for them too. So they weren't as advanced as they seemed, but they thought they could get advanced a lot pretty quickly.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Not fully automated. Huh. But you can go. And then they come out and they serve you.
Raymundo
I like it.
Lunchbox
That's pretty neat. Until somebody, one of them kills somebody.
Raymundo
They fight each other, or they just.
Lunchbox
Kill one of the humans by accident. That's from the sun, so. Thought that was interesting. One other thing here, so I don't know if I should even say who said this, but. Lunchbox, are you doing a scientific experiment under your desk? Huh? Somebody in this organization has complained that you have, like, some sort of water thing under there that's growing mold and algae. Do you have some sort of water thing under your desk?
Bobby Bones
It's not mine, but is it under you?
Morgan
Yeah, but I thought it was someone that uses my seat and they. Maybe that was their water bottle.
Lunchbox
Nobody else sits there. You're the only person that sits there.
Morgan
On your other show. Someone sits here. And so I thought that was their water bottle, so I didn't want to take their water.
Lunchbox
But that's your seat.
Raymundo
Is that a regular water bottle? Like, what kind of water bottle is that?
Morgan
Fiji.
Raymundo
So it's like a disposable water bottle.
Lunchbox
Also, it's trash. So you just let trash sit there?
Morgan
I don't know whose it is. So I thought they left it there for a reason, because it was.
Lunchbox
How long has it been there?
Morgan
For like a week.
Lunchbox
You didn't think that was just trash?
Morgan
So I thought someone said it there because they put it, like, right there, like, nice and neat. So I thought maybe they used it every day. I don't know.
Lunchbox
I didn't know either. Somebody was complaining that you were doing a science experiment under your desk with water.
Raymundo
And let's see the water. Dude, pull it up.
Morgan
It's a nice Fiji bottle.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Raymundo
I mean, that thing's brown.
Lunchbox
What?
Bobby Bones
It's a little foggy.
Morgan
That's brown.
Lunchbox
Drink it. Drink it, Drink it, Drink it.
Bobby Bones
What's floating in there?
Lunchbox
Okay, that's not yours.
Morgan
No, no, but.
Lunchbox
But also, you didn't want to clean it up.
Morgan
No, no, no, no.
Bobby Bones
Are you gonna.
Morgan
I'm gonna smell it.
Raymundo
Oh, no, don't even smell it.
Morgan
Oh, it's like one of those electrolyte packets. Yeah, those things.
Lunchbox
Another thing is, again, I'll keep this anonymous. Abby.
Morgan
Way to go. Way to ruin it.
Lunchbox
There have been complaints about how messy your desk is. Oh, my God.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff, but I do a lot.
Lunchbox
But it's. It's. It's really messy.
Raymundo
How could Abby be the new lunchbox?
Lunchbox
Are you the new lunchbox?
Bobby Bones
No, I don't think so.
Morgan
My desk getting messy?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Cause you don't do anything but talk. Yeah, I do everything behind the scenes, Abby.
Eddie
You're right.
Morgan
Because you know what. What carries this show? Talking.
Bobby Bones
Okay, answer the phone.
Morgan
I can't hear you. Sorry.
Bobby Bones
That's rude. All of this is, like, papers. There's a lot of stuff.
Raymundo
Scissors.
Morgan
Wow, you do a lot of papers, Highlighters, scissors.
Lunchbox
It is a mess.
Morgan
We do a lot of cutting still on this show, so I'm glad we have scissors.
Bobby Bones
What we do, I think you've used.
Lunchbox
What do we cut?
Bobby Bones
You also used my phone charger one time, so they charge it right by me.
Lunchbox
There was just a complaint about how messy your workspace is.
Bobby Bones
How do I make it better? I need everything on my desk.
Lunchbox
Is it pretty sloppy?
Bobby Bones
A little, yeah.
Lunchbox
Maybe the complaint was. There are, like, clients and stuff that come in that area, and they see that, and it's not really the best reflection of our show. Okay, do you want to know who complained, or do you think you know?
Bobby Bones
I think. I know. He always makes comments.
Lunchbox
Who?
Bobby Bones
The guy sitting down for me.
Lunchbox
Steve. It wasn't Scuba Steve. What? It wasn't. And that's all I'll say. I'll give you one. One bit. It's not Scuba Steve.
Bobby Bones
Who was it?
Lunchbox
Because Scuba Steve probably just told you to clean it up.
Bobby Bones
Oh, he does. Tell me.
Raymundo
Yeah. Why is everyone such a coward? Like, why don't you say that you have a problem with something? Okay, why does it want to do anonymous?
Lunchbox
You said that about lunchbox, so don't.
Raymundo
Start calling it out.
Lunchbox
If you're not getting it. Don't start calling us are anonymous. Like.
Raymundo
Oh, I thought we were trying to keep it anonymous.
Lunchbox
But then don't double down.
Raymundo
Dang it.
Lunchbox
Okay, the Bobby Bone show.
Bobby Bones
Everybody roll.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Let's go to Susan in Richmond, Virginia. Hey, Susan, you're on the show. What's happening?
Bobby Bones
Hey.
Lunchbox
So I'm a mom of three and I have a comment about the whole bad lawnmower situation that's clearly a safety issue because vibrations make bolts come loose. And I've actually had that happen on my lawnmower. And the blade comes off and it's just so dangerous.
Eddie
He's.
Lunchbox
He's got to pick something else to be teaching his kids. But he wants to teach him about hard times. And hard times could be like losing toes or something.
Raymundo
Yeah. I mean, getting hit by a nut or a bolt, that'd be fine. Oh, well, that's underneath. That's not gonna come popping out.
Lunchbox
You heard him, Susan. He believes that lawnmower is going to be safe for his kids. It does. It. It actually does. It happened to me, so. Yeah, the blade, the safety issue, it dropped out. Yeah. And did it. Did it hit you? No. Okay. I just making sure.
Raymundo
Susan, are you okay, though? Are you good now?
Lunchbox
I'm good now.
Raymundo
Are you tough?
Lunchbox
I. I am definitely tough.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Okay, so she might have learned a lesson from it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I'm team Susan.
Lunchbox
Susan, thank you for the call. You're welcome. All right, bye. Bye. Now let's go to Andrew in Missouri. Andrew, Eddie's kids have a lawnmower. It's a push lawnmower. It shakes like crazy. They want a new one, but he's like, no, they gotta learn the hard way.
Raymundo
Morning, studio.
Lunchbox
Morning.
Raymundo
So, Eddie, it's just a regular push motor, right? Yeah, it's just a regular. Yeah, you're like old school push mower. So you've got a blade out about. Out of balance.
Lunchbox
That's all.
Raymundo
It's wrong.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Just fix it.
Raymundo
But I felt the blade and the blade doesn't move, man. It's very like. It's in there. I even tightened the bolt. Yeah, I think it's something with like. What happened was I ran the oil. I ran it too long without oil. And I think the engines kind of just.
Lunchbox
That's a problem too. So you did that?
Raymundo
Yeah, the engines had enough, I think.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Andrew, I don't know. I don't know what to tell him. He's not going to buy his kids a new mower, though. I even somewhat kind of offered and he said they need to learn the hard way.
Raymundo
Well, I don't. I don't agree with that at all. I think you should give people the tools they need. I agree to do the job correctly. Otherwise they're not going to want to do the job at all.
Lunchbox
I agree. Andrew.
Raymundo
Everyone's so soft.
Lunchbox
I agree. That's not soft. Andrew. Appreciate the call, buddy. No problem.
Raymundo
Thank you.
Lunchbox
All right, see you later. Hey, I want to play this voicemail from Cheyenne. Go ahead. I live in California where the minimum wage for restaurant workers is $20 an hour. How do you feel the tipping should be when your server Is making $20 an hour? Because it's so different than other states that are making 7, 50 an hour. Yes. Love you guys. Appreciate the call. So I would even say your question is slightly off first. We can address the $20 an hour. If they're making 20 bucks an hour, that's really good. You know, I may not be as driven to throw down such a fat tip, but most people that are getting tips aren't making $7.50 an hour. They're not making minimum wage. They're making a fraction of a wage, which is why they're able to get tips. Now, there are some jobs like Adsonic, where they do make minimal or whatever, plus the tips they get at the car. But your server is not making minimum wage. Your server is making 2, 3, 4 bucks an hour, and then they're getting tips on top of that. So the back part of that question. What if they're making minimum wage? Most aren't. That's why tips are so important in that world. I made two bucks an hour serving because they have to give you something, but they don't have to meet you at minimum wage because you're making tips from people. So listen, tip culture has gotten out of control. And what's happened is because everywhere is asking for a tip, it makes people not want to tip anywhere now. And it hurts the people that actually are working for tips to pay their rent and to pay their or their mortgage or their grocery bill, you know.
Bobby Bones
And then how are we supposed to know what state restaurants.
Lunchbox
How much do you make an hour?
Bobby Bones
What's the state law here? Or how much is this restaurant paying you?
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, but I wouldn't assume that all of your wait staff, your servers, are making minimum wage. I would assume they're not making minimum wage. All right, let's play another one here.
Raymundo
This is Lee from Virginia.
Bobby Bones
I'd like an update on the river.
Lunchbox
Bugs that infested Eddie's house.
Bobby Bones
Did he ever get rid of them?
Lunchbox
Did he have to sell his house? Thanks for the update. Love the show. Eddie, you had bugs all in your house. What happened?
Raymundo
Yeah, my son brought home some rocks from the river, and it infested the house with these river bugs. But, dude, raid it. Did it. Raid. Did it. And then I removed the rocks, threw them, like, way back in somebody else's yard, and they're no longer in our house.
Lunchbox
So they're not bed bugs.
Raymundo
No, no, no. They were, like, for sure river bugs, dude. And what I read about them is that they would take over your house in no time.
Lunchbox
There's a guy who drank nothing but beer for a whole month. That's it. He relied on beer for calories, essential nutrients, and a food replacement. How do you think this turned out, Amy?
Bobby Bones
Not well.
Lunchbox
He died.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Raymundo
Well, died.
Bobby Bones
That's what I would consider not well.
Lunchbox
Whoa. Yeah. He died.
Raymundo
Of what?
Lunchbox
Of only drinking beer.
Bobby Bones
Of zero nutrients.
Raymundo
That's the cause of death.
Bobby Bones
Why he was still lying on it.
Lunchbox
Yeah. 4:32. Time of death. Reason. Only beer.
Raymundo
What?
Bobby Bones
Oh, my gosh.
Lunchbox
Yeah, he died. And when they went in and they knew he'd been doing this, he was surrounded by over 100 empty beer bottles. He had shunned food and was living off of just alcohol for over a month.
Bobby Bones
Like, as an experiment, you say? Like, to test it out to see they don't really go into why he was just.
Lunchbox
But they kept bringing him food and he still wouldn't eat it. So he had food.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's terrible.
Raymundo
Yeah, I guess if you drink a lot of beer, you're never hungry.
Lunchbox
I don't know. Is it that filling?
Raymundo
I mean, yeah, less filling. Tastes great.
Lunchbox
But is it so filling, though, that it replaces food? Because water can fill you up a little bit, or soda, but then it. Or is it like Chinese food where you eat and you're hungry again in five minutes?
Bobby Bones
I mean, I don't know. I think there's so many things about him, like, we don't know. And I'm like, who knows?
Lunchbox
No, just beer in general. Is it that filling?
Raymundo
It's pretty filling, dude.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but I could still eat.
Lunchbox
Some people have been known to live on beer alone for over a month, especially before Lent, but it did not work out especially before Lent because they would give it up for Lent.
Raymundo
That's funny.
Lunchbox
They're like, hey, I'm giving up alcohol, so I'm going to.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Isn't that kind of canceling out what you're doing for Lent when you're going super hard at it before Lent.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But then for 40 days, you are sacrificing.
Lunchbox
But if you go double for 40 up, you're not really sacrificing. You just camel it.
Raymundo
You stored it.
Lunchbox
Yeah. You just put a bunch in the. In the hump to store it. Yeah. All right, that's it for today. Thank you, guys. We will be back tomorrow. Don't forget on Friday's show. Well, I guess near the end of the show, but on YouTube especially because we're gonna let the show finish. Because I don't want Eddie eating hot dogs and getting sick during the show. Yes. Before we leave, did you want to come back to Hulk Hogan or. I know you mentioned. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
I don't know if there's anything else.
Lunchbox
But I wanted to make sure it's still so new. He died 71 years old and he's 71. That makes sense number wise.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Were you a big, um. Because in your wrestling days when you were a fan, was he one of your big ones?
Lunchbox
No, because he was everybody's big one. He was the Dallas Cowboys to me, meaning he was everybody's favorite where I was. So he was not my favorite. I was more of an ultimate warrior guy. I was very much a Sting guy. But Sting was in wcw. But I liked Hulk Hogan.
Raymundo
Everyone loved Hulk.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I just said I liked Hulk Hogan.
Raymundo
No, I'm just saying everybody loved Hulk.
Morgan
What you gonna do when these 33 inch pythons run wild on you? All my Hulkamaniacs.
Lunchbox
I did write him a let in the hospital once.
Raymundo
He did.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I can tell that on the show tomorrow. But I did write him a letter once in the hospital. Medics were sent to his house Thursday morning, which is today, cardiac arrest. And I know Bubba. Bubba the love sponge who did radio forever. And I see him on my TikTok because I have a bunch of wrestling on my TikTok. He's like, hulk Hogan's in icu. And he was talking about how sick he was. He's like, you're not gonna see him again. People are like, you don't know anything. You don't know anything. And sounds like he may have been right.
Raymundo
Wow.
Lunchbox
So, yeah, I guess we'll know more about it before we come back tomorrow. Our YouTube page subscribe because we will go live tomorrow morning and Eddie will start eating the 70 hot dogs.
Raymundo
Let's go, baby.
Lunchbox
Let's go, baby. Let's go, Eddie.
Raymundo
For $800, I got buns sitting right next to me right there. I'm like, oh, there it is. A lot of buns.
Lunchbox
What you could do is you could go home and you could put a little slit in the buns if it were me. You can't now, cuz I'll look. Keep talking and you tear out some of the bread on the inside so it looks like the buns are the same, but they still.
Raymundo
I like it.
Lunchbox
Look for.
Bobby Bones
Oh yeah, remove.
Raymundo
That's good stuff.
Bobby Bones
Hollow it out.
Lunchbox
I'll check to make sure that doesn't happen.
Raymundo
Why?
Lunchbox
Yeah, hollow it out. But that would have been the move you just said.
Raymundo
That's what you would have done.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but I don't think anybody would have checked. Were you thinking about that at all?
Raymundo
No. Oh no, dude, I'm. I'm thinking like, what am I gonna do with this is a lot of bread and like wedding the bread. Does that help? I don't know. I have no idea.
Lunchbox
For speed. It helps. I don't think wetting the bread helps for 24 hours. That's why they wet the bread so they can swallow it easier, quicker. That's tomorrow. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Hope everybody has a good rest of the day. Goodbye everybody.
Eddie
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Lunchbox
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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: THURS PT 2: Someone On The Show Was In A Car Accident + What Memory Would We Remind Each Other Of? + Do Listeners Like ‘Pervy Amy’ More?
Release Date: July 24, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Produced by: Premiere Networks
The episode kicks off with Lunchbox sharing a frustrating personal mishap:
Lunchbox [03:48]: "I don't know who, but somebody hit my car yesterday. Got big dents in the back of it."
Bobby Bones and Raymundo express sympathy and discuss the inconvenience of the incident. The conversation highlights the frustration of dealing with unexpected damages and the hassle of insurance claims.
Bobby Bones [05:03]: "You shouldn't have to. They hit you."
A follow-up voicemail introduces a playful jab at Lunchbox's high school days:
Lunchbox [05:25]: "This is in regards to Lunchbox being prom king. And we had a call from his high school saying the football team did it as a joke, not because he was Mr. Popular, as he claims."
The hosts humorously debate the authenticity of Lunchbox's claim, adding light-hearted banter to the show.
Lunchbox shares his recent experience with Apple AirPods, sparking a tech discussion:
Lunchbox [06:29]: "He’s really started using AirPods. Dude."
Morgan [07:17]: "Because whatever is playing, if you start talking, it pauses."
The conversation delves into the convenience of wireless earbuds, discussing features like automatic pausing and noise cancellation. The hosts express varying opinions on the utility and hype surrounding AirPods.
The hosts discuss the Japanese TV show "Alice in Borderland," comparing it to the popular series "Squid Games":
Lunchbox [09:52]: "They’re going to try it."
Lunchbox [11:50]: "And it is Japanese. And they talk in Japanese, but I don't listen to it. I just have them move their mouth a little different."
Lunchbox [12:05]: "But it's good if you guys watch it."
They explore the cultural nuances and storytelling differences, recommending the show to listeners interested in international dramas.
In an engaging segment, the hosts and guests participate in a memory loss exercise where each person shares what they would tell another if they lost their memory. This segment fosters deeper connections and humorous exchanges:
Bobby Bones [12:37]: "If I lost my memory, what's the first thing you would tell me about myself?"
Lunchbox [13:08]: "I think it's a fundamental part of you. I think it's... You're a Texan."
Bobby Bones [13:18]: "I'm a Texan."
The exercise continues with each participant sharing heartfelt and funny insights about one another, revealing their perceptions and relationships.
The hosts delve into a discussion about the role of generosity in attracting potential partners:
Lunchbox [33:35]: "Be more generous. It does give some things though."
Bobby Bones [34:02]: "Generous is what it just says."
They debate whether generosity is truly "hot" or merely attractive, exploring different interpretations of generosity—be it time, money, or acts of kindness—and how it influences romantic appeal. The conversation emphasizes the importance of continuous generosity in relationships beyond the early dating stages.
Several listener voicemails are addressed, focusing on practical and humorous issues:
Lawn Mower Safety:
Susan from Richmond, VA [48:51]: "I have a comment about the whole bad lawnmower situation that's clearly a safety issue because vibrations make bolts come loose."
The hosts discuss the dangers of faulty equipment and the importance of maintaining safe tools, blending practical advice with comedic relief.
House Bug Infestation:
Lee from Virginia [52:54]: "My son brought home some rocks from the river, and it infested the house with these river bugs."
Raymundo shares how he handled the pest problem, adding a relatable and humorous touch to the conversation about home maintenance challenges.
The hosts touch upon Hulk Hogan's health scare, expressing concern and sharing related anecdotes:
Lunchbox [56:22]: "Hulk Hogan's in ICU."
Bobby Bones [56:10]: "I did write him a letter once in the hospital."
They reflect on Hulk Hogan's impact on pop culture and wrestling, speculating about his condition and reminiscing about his legacy. The segment combines genuine concern with nostalgic appreciation, engaging wrestling fans and general listeners alike.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts tease upcoming segments and encourage listener engagement:
Bobby Bones [60:17]: "This is an iHeart podcast."
They remind listeners to subscribe and tune into future shows, maintaining enthusiasm for the ongoing content and community interactions.
Lunchbox on Car Accident [03:48]: "I don't know who, but somebody hit my car yesterday. Got big dents in the back of it."
Bobby Bones on Generosity [35:37]: "That's hot. That's attractive."
Lunchbox on AirPods [06:29]: "They're really cool. And the cordless factor was pretty neat."
Lunchbox on Memory Loss Exercise [13:08]: "I think it's a fundamental part of you. I think it's... You're a Texan."
Lunchbox on Generosity [34:44]: "But generosity includes things like... volunteering, or giving money to a good cause."
Lunchbox on House Bug Infestation [53:06]: "Raid it. Did it. Raid."
Raymundo on Lawn Mower Issue [50:57]: "Everyone's so soft."
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show skillfully blends personal anecdotes, interactive segments, and listener engagement to create a dynamic and entertaining experience. From dealing with unexpected car damage to exploring the nuances of generosity in relationships, the hosts offer a mix of humor, practical advice, and heartfelt discussions. The inclusion of listener voicemails adds relatability, while topics like technology use and pop culture references keep the conversation fresh and relevant. Overall, the episode emphasizes the importance of community, support, and continuous personal growth, encouraging listeners to engage and reflect on their own experiences.
Note: This summary excludes commercial advertisements and non-content segments, focusing solely on the core discussions and interactions that define the episode's value to listeners.