THURS PT 2: Woman Swallowed A Finger?! + Bobby Re-Gifted Gift Card

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – April 23, 2026: “THURS PT 2: Woman Swallowed A Finger?! + Bobby Re-Gifted Gift Card”

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into bizarre and unsettling stories of people finding foreign objects (like body parts and bolts) in food and the ensuing debates about whether people are telling the truth or just seeking lawsuits. There's a light-hearted discussion around re-gifting gift cards and the etiquette involved. The episode also delves into pop culture (Dancing with the Stars cast news, TV show recommendations), listener calls about similar gross food encounters, and breaking news about the Mike Vrabel scandal. The conversational tone is energetic, humorous, and at times a bit skeptical or irreverent.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Woman Swallowed A Finger?! — The Trader Joe’s Orange Juice Lawsuit

[02:00–06:40]

• Bobby shares the headline: a Portland woman claims to have found a fingertip in Trader Joe's orange juice.
• The woman, Julie O’Neill, finished her OJ, noticed a large “piece of pulp,” spit it out and found the tip of a rubber glove (possibly with a piece of a finger inside).
• The team debates the credibility of the claim and discusses past food lawsuits, like the infamous Wendy’s chili incident.
• Bobby questions: “May have…? If I’m the jury: you can’t prove it. Show me your poop!”
  (Bobby, 04:15)
• The standard of proof in such lawsuits is questioned: “You can’t ‘may have’ for millions of dollars. Right?”
  (Bobby, 04:53)
• The conversation touches on how public memory latches onto these “gross food” lawsuits and how hard they are to prove.

2. Listener Calls: Disturbing Finds in Food

[06:51–09:42, 15:31–17:20, 20:26–24:46]

- Caitlin from Wisconsin

[06:51–09:42]

• Caitlin calls in to share her experience of finding a bolt in her food (not a body part, but still dangerous).
• She describes chewing on something hard, finding the bolt, and contacting the restaurant, which admitted a bolt was missing above the prep station and gave her a $50 voucher.
• “The agony over what could have been… man, I got a lot of those. Then I need to get some lawyers.”
  (Bobby, 08:40)
• Bobby and the team debate whether you should sue if you're not physically harmed.

- Donna from San Antonio

[15:31–17:20]

• Donna recounts finding a grub worm in her Chinese takeout. The restaurant’s response: “So sorry. That’s the second time this week that happened.”
• The team jokes about putting “fried grub worms” on the menu as a delicacy and discusses how restaurants should handle these situations.

- Andrea from Texas

[20:26–24:46]

• Andrea shares that her sister drank a glass of bleach water at a restaurant (when the water pitcher had been used to store bleach).
• Medical bills were paid by the restaurant and her sister got a settlement, but she was lucky not to have worse effects.
• Amy recalls her ex accidentally drinking hydrogen peroxide, leading to a discussion on accidental poisonings and emergency calls.

3. Gross or Dangerous: The Finger vs. The Bolt Debate

[09:27–09:42]

• Bobby would prefer a fingertip over a bolt: “A fingertip is gonna be gross, but ain’t gonna hurt you. There’s no chance you break anything in your teeth.”
• The team playfully debates which is worse, and Amy and others disagree strongly: “You’re a cannibal at that point!”
  (Amy, 09:39)

4. Re-Gifting the Gift Card – Etiquette and Honesty

[17:25–19:40]

• Bobby tells a story about giving a gift card (he received as a gift) to Raymundo.
• The group debates if it’s “low class” or “shady” to re-gift, especially if you don’t disclose its origin.
• “I was thinking about him, but it’s shady.” “It’s in the ballpark of a whitish lie.”
  (Bobby & Amy, 18:26-18:43)
• Consensus: It’s best to be honest about re-gifting, but the recipient is usually just glad to get something.

5. TV Pop Culture Catch-Up: Dancing with the Stars & What’s Trending

[12:40–15:32, 34:56–45:35]

• Discussion of new Dancing With The Stars contestants (Sierra Miller, Mara Higgins), with playful unfamiliarity but recognition of their massive social media followings.
• The group discusses TV shows currently trending:
  • “The Boys” (Amazon Prime)
  • “The Pit” / “Beef”
  • “Euphoria” (debate about feeling weird watching teens in mature shows)
  • “Big Mistakes” (new show with Nicole Kidman)
  • “From” (MGM+/Amazon) - Bobby recommends using the free trial
  • “Daredevil: Born Again”
  • “Malcolm in the Middle” reboot
• Side chat on organ meat supplements, beef buying, and vegan nutrient strategies.

6. Listener Shout-Outs and Fundraising Success

[27:43–29:37]

• Abby gets kudos from a listener for raising over $6,000 for St. Jude, surpassing her $5,000 goal.
• Discussion about running the full marathon next year and celebrating listener engagement.
• Light teasing about Abby’s fundraising “strategy.”

7. Health, Parenting & Modern Concerns

[43:41–61:47]

• Kathy (listener) reassures Eddie about blood test mix-ups, offers life wisdom: “If you can't do anything about it, it's out of your hands…”
• Amy shares her school’s vaping awareness Zoom. She found her daughter’s bucket list with "try vaping" checked off, leading to a reflection on teen curiosity and misconceptions about vaping dangers.
• Smoking’s resurgence discussed, inspired by "Love Story" and "Mad Men" culture.
• The UK raising cigarette purchase age annually is discussed. Bobby pushes for individual responsibility: “If you’re an adult, you should be educated and able to make bad decisions.”
• “I don’t smoke, never have… but we don’t need to tell us we can’t have our moon pies next.”
  (Bobby, 62:23)

8. Breaking News: Mike Vrabel Scandal Update

[65:37–68:33]

• Morgan breaks live news: “There are new pictures obtained by Page Six—Vrabel was seen in a bar in NY kissing Diana Russini in March, both wearing their wedding rings.”
• The team discusses the progression of this scandal and public nature of the photo evidence.
  • “Tomorrow: ‘Guys, we have pictures of penetration!’” (joking, Bobby, 66:13)
• Strong reactions to the recklessness of public cheating: “Why would you do that in public, though, man?”
  (Bobby, 68:14)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On the Orange Juice Lawsuit

• “She may have. If I’m the jury… You can’t ‘may have’ for millions of dollars, right?”
  (Bobby, 04:53)

On Dangerous Food Finds

• “What if my toddler would have been like, ‘Mom, I want a bite,’ and he swallowed it?”
  (Caitlin, 09:04)

On Re-Gifting

• “I would say it’s in the ballpark of a whitish lie. But some lies… make you look better.”
  (Amy, 18:43)

On TV Shows

• “Just because they don’t cross your algorithm does not mean…they’re not stars!”
  (Bobby, 15:15)

On Vaping

• “She just tried it. She’s not a… no, I think I would know what to look for.”
  (Amy, 59:05)

On Vrabel/Russini Scandal

• “Their life must feel like the walls are closing in right now.”
  (Bobby, 68:09)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment / Topic | |---------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:00–06:40 | Trader Joe’s orange juice fingertip lawsuit & team debate | | 06:51–09:42 | Caitlin on finding a bolt in her food | | 09:27–09:42 | Finger vs. bolt: the panel's “which is worse?” conversation | | 15:31–17:20 | Donna finds a grub worm at Chinese restaurant | | 17:25–19:40 | Re-gifting gift cards: etiquette and honesty discussion | | 20:26–24:46 | Andrea’s story: Sister drinks bleach water at restaurant | | 27:43–29:37 | Abby’s St. Jude fundraising — listener congratulations | | 34:56–45:35 | TV trending shows, watching habits, and commentary | | 43:41–61:47 | Eddie’s bloodwork anxiety, Amy’s vaping story, smoking comeback | | 65:37–68:33 | Breaking news: Vrabel/Russini bar photo scandal |

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Tone & Style

• Casual, irreverent, and fast-paced. Lots of teasing, banter, and digressions, but with a supportive core.
• Frequently punctuated by listener calls that add real-life flavor and extend the conversation topics.
• Will go from pop culture to personal stories, sometimes landing on unexpectedly serious notes.

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In Summary

This episode showcases the Bobby Bones Show’s signature blend of offbeat real-life news, sharp (sometimes skeptical) takes, pop culture banter, live listener calls, and team chemistry. From bizarre food lawsuits to etiquette on re-gifting, to the latest TV hits and tabloid drama, the show covers a lot of ground—always with humor and the audience in on the joke.

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For fans who missed it: You’ll get the best and weirdest headlines, plenty of laughs, a few cringe-worthy stories, and be up-to-date on the week’s biggest viral TV and sports gossip. Most importantly, you’ll feel right at home with the Bobby Bones team’s candid, relatable spin on just about everything.

Transcript

[A]

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[A]

Well, I mean, what?

[B]

Oh. A Portland woman has slapped Trader Joe's with a lawsuit after claiming to have found a fingertip floating around in. In her organic orange juice. Julie O' Neill bought the 52 ounce bottle Respect of the brand's orange juice. After finishing the bottle, she noticed a large piece of pulp in her mouth.

[C]

No, that's so gross.

[A]

And she pulled it out and it was the tip of a finger. Okay, so Bobby, are you saying finger like finger, finger or fingernail?

[B]

So just wait because this gets a little itchy here. So after finishing the bottle, she noticed a large piece of pulp in her mouth that she claims was the tip of a rubber glove that she claimed in the lawsuit. She thought it might have also contained the end of a human finger in the glove tip in the pulp of the orange juice, which she may have inadvertently swallowed. Oh. So what I'm getting from this is the glove was left in there, but then once she starts remembering, maybe she swallowed the finger already that was in the tip of the glove.

[A]

Of course she did.

[C]

You don't believe her?

[B]

Well, I don't know.

[A]

I have no evidence.

[B]

Also, that's gonna be bigger than pulp. If there was even a walnut in my orange juice, I'd be like, oh, this is. This is foreign. It shouldn't be in here. Let me read this again. She thought it might have also contained the end of a human finger in the glove tip or in the pulp of the orange juice, which she may have inadvertently swallowed or ingested as well. She may have, if I'm the jury. May have. You can't prove it. Show me your poop. Show me a fingertip in your poop.

[C]

Yeah, you gotta wait for the whole.

[B]

May have. Nope, here's 50 bucks because you had some glove tip. But no, because she can't. She doesn't know for sure. May have. You can't May have. For millions of dollars, Right?

[A]

Yeah. No, no.

[B]

Immediately after she gagged and was nauseous. She also had a burning sensation in her mouth. She took herself to urgent care. She is demanding a trial by jury. She wants thousand dollars in damages. I don't know, kgw. I don't know that there was not a fingertip in there. But I also understand there's a rubber glove, and that's gross.

[A]

But rubber glove doesn't mean.

[B]

That doesn't mean fingertip.

[A]

I mean, and how like.

[B]

And may have. Oh, I think what you could have said in that is. I did, because. Prove it in. Yeah, it's like when people say they died and saw a light and walked and talked to somebody up there. And I'm like, I. I mean, I. You lie a lot. But I can't prove you didn't, you

[A]

know, or an encounter with aliens.

[B]

Yeah, I believe those.

[C]

So the fact that she said she could have eaten a finger.

[B]

May have. It literally is in the quotes.

[D]

Mayhem.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That Wendy's chili story, too, was a planted finger back.

[E]

I think it was a thumb.

[B]

Yeah. Thumbs. A finger.

[A]

Where'd they get the thumb?

[B]

Yeah, it's a thumb.

[C]

A finger.

[A]

Yeah, the thumb's a finger. But he was just clarifying which finger.

[E]

Yeah. I just want to say how good they went all the way. Thumb. You didn't just go middle finger. Like, you went big.

[B]

Yeah, I think that was planted in there back then.

[A]

Do you know all the fingers?

[B]

Well, I know, but he was, like, correcting me and I was like, oh, it was a thumb. I thought finger worked. Just telling the story.

[A]

Thumb, pointer.

[B]

A pointer's not the real name of it.

[C]

Index.

[B]

Index.

[A]

No, that's index finger, middle finger, ring finger, pinky.

[B]

Okay. I think you're using, like, slang names. Amy's, like, pointer. The F off finger.

[A]

Flicker offer.

[B]

Yes. The bird. The one that's almost the bird. So if you're doing a picture, it looks like the bird, but then it turns out to be the ring. Yeah, so there's that. If. Man, I got a lot of people. Let me grab a call. I'll take this. Let's go to Caitlin in Wisconsin, if you don't mind putting her on. Hey, Caitlin.

[D]

Hey, how's it going?

[B]

Hey. It's going pretty good. Welcome to the show. What's going on?

[D]

I had to call because I just turned on my radio and heard, you know, a little bit about the girl from Wendy's, and I just wanted to chime in and say that this happened to me recently. Although it wasn't a body part, it was a bolt.

[B]

Did you chew? Yeah. Did you hit the bolt with your teeth?

[D]

Oh, yeah, I was full blown, like, eating it. I have two kids, so I was just like getting a meal in. So I was like, yeah, I'm gonna eat this, you know, whatever. And I'm eating it and I'm like, there's something hard in here. Maybe it's just a hard piece of bread. So I kept chewing and all of a sudden I'm like, this is not a hard piece of bread. And I pulled it out and it was a bolt. And I just was like, you have got to be kidding me.

[B]

That's dangerous.

[A]

So did you. What do you do?

[D]

I was, you know, debating going there and I was like, you know, I'm too postpartum for this. I need to just call them. So I called them. And first of all, they tried, you know, backtracking, like, oh, you know, we're sorry, whatever. And then they ended up saying that they found a missing bolt above the station where they were making stuff. And then all they did was send me a fifty dollar thing. And I was like, you know, honestly, I'm never coming there again.

[A]

So. Wait, wait. Lawyer up.

[E]

Yeah. What are we doing?

[B]

Hold on. I lawyer up.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Here. Here's the issue.

[A]

I'm not a litigious person. I probably wouldn't either, but this is.

[B]

She didn't break a tooth. If nothing was hurt in her, she's not going to win.

[A]

Yeah, thankfully she didn't.

[B]

I agree with that. But I'm saying lawyer up. He's. What the lawyer is going to say is, that sucks, but if you're not hurt, there's no pain and suffering, there's no injury. We're not going to make any money from this. So.

[A]

No. The agony over what could have been,

[B]

man, I got a lot of those. Then I need to get some lawyers. I got a lot of what could have been.

[A]

They had.

[D]

They.

[A]

They admitted. Oh, wow. We know exactly where the bolt came from.

[B]

I'm not fighting for the. Or the. The restaurant. They did give her a gift card, though. They could have just denied it was theirs. If I were them, I would have been like, not our bolt.

[C]

Can't prove it.

[A]

Right?

[B]

No, but Kaylin, that's really fortunate you didn't hit that with your teeth. Right?

[D]

Right. And what if my toddler would have been like, mom, I want a bite, and he would have taken that and he would have swallowed it.

[B]

I agree.

[A]

Loss of child.

[C]

What is.

[B]

The child didn't Lose. You didn't lose it.

[A]

I'm just saying. Yeah. You need to protect for.

[B]

No, that's crazy. That's crazy. Caitlin, I'm glad that everything worked out okay, but that is wild. I would rather have a fingertip in my sandwich than a bolt.

[A]

No way.

[B]

Because a fingertip is going to be gross, but ain't going to hurt you. There's no chance for you to break anything in your teeth.

[A]

You're having another human's finger in your mouth.

[B]

You may not even know. It just tastes like meat.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. I'll take the bolt all day long.

[C]

You're a cannibal at that point.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Ooble dee ooble dah. Caitlin, thank you so much for the call. Hope you have a great day. Thanks for listening to the show.

[D]

Thank you. You also.

[B]

I kind of understand now because she said I was so and so postpartum. I'd always heard the term. I knew definitionally what it meant. But now, you know, I'm living it because we had a baby. Baby's six weeks old or so yesterday. It won't be on for a couple weeks. Cause her book's not out for a couple weeks, but had on Jen Hamilton on the Bobbycast.

[A]

So awesome.

[B]

What's crazy is I'll give you guys a little insight. So I did two Bobby Cash recordings at my, like, Netflix studio yesterday. And so I had Sheryl Crow for over an hour. She's one of my favorite artists of all time. Also, as a person, she is so a. Like, I could just hang out with her. She's the best. So we're doing this and we go over an hour because, I don't know, I think we're just enjoying the conversation. And they're leaving. And I'm about to have Jen Hamilton, who is a labor and delivery nurse. She's got like 4 million followers on TikTok, massive on Instagram. And Cheryl's assistant was there, and Sheryl said, what are you doing next? I said, I have Jen Hamilton. Her sister goes, oh, my God, you have Jen Hamilton. And I was like, that's how Amy reacted when I said that.

[A]

Yeah, she's so cool.

[B]

Yeah. We were talking about postpartum, and one of her videos was because someone had left a DM voice. Dm. And the person was like, I'm struggling. And she was talking about, hey, look, postpartum hits everybody so different. And she, like, posted a number. Like, she's such a caring person. Like, I spent an hour with her yesterday. Now I kind of Want to have a baby so she can be your nurse. Help me. Yeah. I did ask her what's the shortest and longest delivery that she's been a part of. The shortest. So there's a balloon that if you're induced and it's clinical, so if you're not dilated at all. I've learned a lot of dilation talk in the past four, five, six months. So the woman and everything was protected. All hipaa. She was tell the story generically. She said the woman was in, but she just. No dilation. So they put the balloon. Folly balloon, I believe is what it's called in her to start that process. Start opening. And it was like, hurting her. Hurting her. And she was like, we have to take it out. So as soon as they pulled it out, the baby boom, just.

[A]

Boom.

[B]

Just came right out.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So that's the quickest.

[B]

And then I said, what about the longest? She said, five days. Five days of labor of, like, push. Like. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, the agony for the mom.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And the baby. That's crazy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

I did ask your questions, too, that you sent me one question. Amy said, ask her these questions. And the first question was, how did you get to be so awesome? So I was like, all right, this is from Amy, question one. How'd you get to be so awesome?

[A]

Yeah. Like, where does your amazing personality come from? Like, it's just, like, effortlessly.

[B]

So that interview, Joel McHale is up today from the Soup and from Parks and Rec, not Parks and Rec community. So that's today. We got Megan Maroney next week, and then after that, her book comes out. So I'll have Jen Hamilton.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

So go search for the Bobby cast on Netflix. You can watch it. Just stream that thing. I need the number. So just hit it. Stream the whole thing and just leave the house and then. Or on podcast. All right, back into seconds, Bones. The first Dancing with the Stars contestants have been announced. Now, these are very famous people, because I saw the comment section go boom when they announced them. I'm not familiar with them. Sierra Miller from Summer House. Then they have Winter House. Ray, you want your Summer Houser? Yeah, she's the one in that controversy right now. The Amanda Vol with West and Amanda. You know how I know Wes is? He does a podcast with Paige Buckers. No, not Paige Buckers. Oh, it's another blonde basketball player, but yeah. Okay, so she was his ex. Yeah. And then they say that the one girl went behind the girl that's gonna be on Dancing with the Stars. Her back and kind of did stuff with West. So Wes and Amanda, I see them all over. I don't know who they are, but they're. They're very famous. Like, I saw them on a Yankees game, and I was like, how about that? Look at them. They're. I can't believe they're together. Don't know who they are, where they're from. I just know that they're together and everybody's upset about it.

[C]

So.

[B]

So the famous just. They don't cross my algorithm. So Sierra Miller is on there. The other one is Mara Higgins, who did the US Version of the Traitors. She's British.

[E]

Yeah. She is smoking hot.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Smoking hot.

[B]

You know her?

[E]

Yeah, Saw her on the Traitors.

[B]

Mm. I wonder what she. She was on for that. Cause you get on the Traitors because you did something before that. I got asked to do that show a while ago. I couldn't do it. Timing was bad.

[E]

Well, you should have.

[B]

It was early. It was early, too. I think it's before it blew up there. Three seasons of that.

[E]

Was that four? No, there's four seasons.

[B]

Doesn't matter. I got asked before it, like, really blew up.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I think now they'd be like, what are you on? Are you on Winter House? Fall House? No. Okay.

[A]

She doesn't look real.

[E]

I mean, I know she is, but she is.

[A]

She's.

[B]

She is.

[A]

I believe that she is real. She is like a doll.

[E]

I'll pull her up for you.

[B]

Yeah. So those are the two on there. So congratulations to them. The people that are annoying are the ones that are like, well, where are the stars? Oh, yeah, it's Dancing with the Stars. Where are the stars? Just because they don't cross your algorithm does not mean because I don't know who they are, but I can recognize they are wildly famous. Oh, wow. She's hot.

[A]

Like, four and a half million followers on Instagram.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Are you over there? Are you watching?

[C]

Yeah, Lunchbox just showed me. Wow. She's.

[B]

She's.

[C]

Yeah, she's hot.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah, she sure is.

[B]

That one. Yeah.

[C]

Definitely hot at that picture.

[B]

Yeah. All right, let's go over to Donna in San Antonio, who is on the phone. Hey, Donna, you're on the show. Good morning.

[D]

Good morning. Good morning, studio.

[E]

Morning.

[D]

Several years ago, I had went and got some Chinese food for my family. We were sitting at the table eating dinner, and my husband found a grub worm in his food. So I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Everybody stop eating. So I pick up all the boxes, take them back. I walk in, set them on the counter, show the guy. And his response to me was, so sorry. That's second time this week that happened.

[B]

Interesting impression.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's like.

[C]

I mean, it happened twice.

[A]

That means they have a worm problem.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you know, though, I bet you could put on the menu fried grub worms. If some people would buy them, I'm sure, because you would be like, that's a delicacy. I'm not in this. That's gross. I'd be like, oh, and also, waiter, owner. Don't say, don't. Don't volunteer that. Don't admit that. Oh, don't. It's the second time.

[A]

I'm going to go ahead and say it's probably not the owner.

[B]

Yeah, waiter. So what, Donna? What happened? Let's. Let's leave impressions out. But what happened, Donna, after that? What? What? What did he say?

[D]

They offered to prepare me another meal and I said, no, thank you.

[A]

That's it.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

See, I don't feel like that's enough. And I'm not somebody who's going to scream, I want to own the restaurant or not. But just a meal. You already paid for that and it was messed up. There should at minimal. We're going to cover the whole table. That's minimal. I don't even know if I can eat now because I just found a grub worm in my.

[A]

Yeah, I definitely don't want a gift card to there. Like, I'm good. I'm probably not ever eating there again.

[B]

Question about gift cards. This happened this morning. Do you think it's low class to give a gift card to somebody else that somebody else gave you?

[A]

Well, do they know it came from somebody else?

[B]

Yep. Well, I faced a little scrutiny this morning. I gave Raymundu a gift card that somebody gave me and I wasn't going to use it. Yeah, no, I gave it to Raz and I said. I said, hey, this was given to me, but I think you would use it. He didn't. Ray was like, thank you. He was thankful. But I was walking. So it's like you gave away a card that was given to you. Oh, double gifting. That's not a big deal.

[A]

No, in this scenario, it's not a thing.

[B]

But even if I didn't say someone gave it to me, well, it'd be

[A]

a little weird if you're like, hey, Ray, I got this for you.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because you didn't get it for me.

[B]

But he did.

[C]

Cause it was his.

[B]

But nothing is affecting you.

[A]

Maybe that's misleading. I think it's better that you were like, hey, I got this. I'm not gonna use it. Do you want it? That's. You handled it perfectly.

[B]

I'd like to say this, though, now. I wanted to do it different just so I can tell the story. What if I said, hey, Ray, I was thinking about you. I got this for you.

[A]

That seems. Would you say low? I don't know that I'd say low class.

[B]

I was thinking about him, but it's shady.

[A]

But why?

[D]

So.

[B]

But why? He's feeling good. Nobody was hurt, and he's feeling better than if I was like, oh, somebody gave me this. I want you to. If it makes him feel better, why is it shady of me? I would say it's in the ballpark of a whitish lie. But some lies.

[A]

One that makes you look better. Yeah. Which I guess that's what white lies often do.

[B]

It makes him feel better, but he's feeling better.

[A]

Even getting the gift card.

[B]

Ray, would you feel better if I said, like this morning when I said, hey, man, I had this gift card, I'm not gonna use it. I want you to have it. That. That was good, right? You got a gift card, correct? Or I said, hey, man, I was thinking about you. You're doing such a great job. I thought you would love this gift card. That would have felt awesome. But what if I go to the business and they go, oh, thank you, Bobby. And then, no, my name's not on it. They wouldn't have done that. Oh, yeah.

[C]

So if you get a gift that's not yours to give to someone else, it is.

[A]

I mean, you can regift. Like, I'm not saying, like, if it's not something you're gonna use, don't re. Gift.

[B]

So when you re. Gift something, you have to declare.

[A]

No, I guess. Would you save it and then think, I don't know. This is just tricky. It just feels shady the way you're saying it.

[B]

Why shady? I didn't cheat anybody of anything. Nothing wrong.

[A]

You did it right. The way you did it is right. Why do you wanna change it?

[B]

But now I wish I would have done it the other way to make it feel better.

[A]

I think he still feels awesome that he got the gift card. I don't know. Just.

[B]

If I said, dude, you've been working hard and I've been thinking about you, and I wanted to get you a little something, and this is a gift card, I hope it reflects how I feel about you and the work that you've been doing. Here you go. And then I play music from my phone.

[C]

Background music.

[B]

What's wrong with that?

[A]

Okay, I guess you're right. He would never know the difference.

[B]

And he feels better.

[A]

Sure, sure. If he. Yes, do. Do it that way if you want.

[B]

I didn't. I did it the way. Hey, man, this is giving to me. I want you to have it. Yeah, you guys call us if you want. We'd love to hear from you. 877-77-Bobby. 877-77-B O B Y. Thank you. Want to go over to Kathy, who is listening in Murfreesboro. Hey, Kathy.

[D]

Hey, how are you, Bobby?

[B]

Doing pretty good.

[D]

Morning.

[B]

Yeah, go ahead, say it. I would say it.

[D]

I was. I was calling.

[B]

No, no, say, morning, studio. You have to say, morning, studio. Say it.

[D]

Oh, yes, I was. Good morning, studio.

[B]

All right, go ahead.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

I was wanting to try to put Eddie's mind to ease. Just because the paramedic walked out with both of the tests in his hand doesn't mean they got to the lab together. So when they're. When my daughter's a phlebotomist, so at the end of the day, they put everything into a bin and send it off to the lab. So it just could have gotten separated from the other one.

[B]

Okay, so it may not be that something's wrong with your blood. It may be that they were, I

[C]

don't know, shipped out separately or once

[A]

it got in the bin, just grabbed separately.

[C]

I don't know. I mean, maybe. Yeah, possibly. Or you're dying or they're studying it because it's. So something bad has happened to it.

[B]

As you believe this, look at this. There's no white blood cells at all in this. Any certain cola could kill him.

[C]

Yeah, fly in that doctor from South Africa.

[B]

We need the specialist. Yeah, so. But you think it's fine.

[D]

I just think he needs to relax and everything's gonna be okay.

[B]

You know what's interesting? I've never relaxed when someone told me that I need to relax.

[C]

Especially when someone says, like, hey, man, relax.

[A]

Oh, well, yeah, that never helps. But what about just. Let's take a few deep breaths?

[B]

I would say let's think about it logically. And then if you're still all freaked out about it, cool. But let's add some reality to it. There are a lot of reasons why it could be a day late. One of them could be that you're dying. Yes, but there's nine other reasons it's not. You're dying. So 90% chance you're gonna live.

[C]

That made me feel pretty good. 90% chance,

[B]

Kathy. We really appreciate that call. Hope you have a great day.

[D]

You too. Listen, as I tell my grandkids, if. If you can't do anything about it, it's out of your hands. It's not worth worrying about because there's nothing. There's just nothing you can do. You guys have a great day.

[B]

Theoretically, I could not agree more. Wtw, it is hard, very hard. But theoretically, I agree. Let's go over to Andrea, who is in Texas. Hey, Andrea, you're on the show.

[D]

Yes. Hi. Good morning, studio.

[B]

Morning.

[D]

So my sister actually drank bleach water at a Mexican restaurant here in Austin. We were eating and we ordered waters and in the middle of our meal, the server came to refill her pitcher. And my sister didn't know, took a huge drink of it. Turned out it was bleach water. And the manager came out, they just said, oh, I'm so sorry, that one of the, I guess, servers or something used the water pitcher as a cleaning picture pitcher and put bleach water in it. So our server didn't know. So when they came and refilled her water, it was actually bleach water.

[B]

When she drank it, did it burn real bad?

[D]

Yes. So we had to. We immediately called 911 because it was clear, like pure bleach, like completely bleached. And of course she had in her cup still water and ice, but it was just plain bleach. And so we bought the ambulance vacay, took her to the hospital. My sister pressed charges, so they ultimately just had to pay pretty much all of her medical bills. And then they ended up cutting her a check for a couple thousand bucks.

[B]

How is she now? Any long term effects?

[D]

No, not at all. It was an. Honestly, she just. She was kicked in the hospital for just a couple of hours. They just wanted to observe if it would have been. If her cup didn't already have water. So diluted a little, it probably would have been more severe. But we were in the middle of our meal. So when you're eating and you take a big drink of say, like a soda, that's kind of how she drank it. She just took a huge gulp. And so she was fine after that. They just, they hooked her up to an IV just so that way it would flush her system a little faster. But yeah, that other than that, she was fine after that. But yeah, I did kind of burn her throat and she freaked out. And that's why we did end up calling 911 for that incident.

[B]

That's crazy. It's wildly responsible for the restaurant. That person that's. And maybe they didn't. I don't know.

[A]

Yeah. Let's not use pitchers that we serve water. Like where's the buckets? Let's get the buckets. Maybe they couldn't find a bucket so they used a pitcher.

[C]

It doesn't matter. Don't use a pitcher.

[A]

Yeah. No pictures.

[B]

They're using one of. You know when you go up and you do the coke underneath the thing? They use one of those for just the bleach when they clean.

[A]

It reminds me of the time that my ex husband chugged hydrogen peroxide. Cuz I had it in a water bottle and he just threw it back. Like he woke up and that didn't burn him.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, we called the toxic hotline on the like we googled it. We didn't call 911, but I called a poison control. Poison control, yes. And just. He tried to just throw up and.

[B]

Did he?

[A]

Yeah, I mean I think he made himself spit it up.

[B]

But what's interesting is you usually use hydrogen peroxide to make yourself throw up. He's already drinking.

[A]

Oh really?

[B]

Yeah. Especially if a dog has something because we've had to do that. You take a cup full of it of hydrogen peroxide. You make them drink it. Sometimes you have to put it in water and they throw up whatever's in their stomach that they shouldn't have eaten. Your husband can do that because he already drank it. You're trying to get him to throw up the peroxide.

[A]

Yeah, it was not good.

[B]

Couple voicemails. Go ahead.

[D]

Why don't you just buy a private

[B]

jet and doesn't have to be a massive jet. Private jet. And when y' all use it for traveling.

[D]

Anyone from Iheart charge, I heart the

[B]

price that you want to use it. I think that's a great idea. All right, bye. Yeah, planes are very expensive. Millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars. So I think it's a great idea if you have 20 million bucks laying around.

[A]

I mean, look, I don't understand the math. Isn't mathing.

[B]

He's saying buy a jet and then if we have to use it for work things charge. I heart. For the jet.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Like invoice them.

[A]

But they're going to be like.

[B]

But yeah, they're not.

[A]

We all could fly Southwest. Southwest for.

[B]

Yeah, I get it. But you're talking about. And a jet is also different than a plane. Like those planes that have like the King Air. Yeah, like a King Air. You'd. Yeah, those. You could get those for 4 or 5 million, but still.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Even a cirrus, the ones with the parachute with one prop is a lot.

[B]

I ain't getting one of those. I'm getting one of those.

[A]

I have.

[B]

I know. Way scared the crap out of me. Even there's a parachute. And also when you pull the pair. I think I was talking to Dirks about that. Dirk's family. If you pull that parachute, the plane's dead.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. It's not like you're salvaging the plane.

[B]

Well, I thought maybe a parachute would go up and they would land it gently and then you just load it back into the plane and.

[A]

No carry on.

[B]

Yeah, the plane's dead at that point. All right, give me the next one.

[D]

Just wanted to give a shout out to Abby. Donated to her run for St. Jude and what a great cause and just kudos to you, you, Abby, for training and following through on this. Just wanted to say good job, enjoy the show. Bye, guys.

[B]

Abby, where are you financially for your race?

[A]

Over 6,000. Wow. When the goal was 5,000. Oh, my gosh, that's great.

[B]

You should give a thousand of that to cleaning lady.

[A]

No, it's for childhood cancer. Yeah, it's its own deal. I can't get that money.

[B]

That's great.

[A]

Yeah, it's not like in Abby's account.

[B]

Never know. That's awesome. Shout out to our listeners because we talked about it and so many of you guys jumped in to help Abby. Do you know little awkward that Abby

[E]

was what, so against helping someone else.

[A]

That's not.

[B]

Guys, you know, it got us there. So all good.

[A]

It did.

[B]

It got us there. And that's all you cared about, was getting your money.

[E]

So I care about more at whatever cost. You didn't care who else you harmed.

[A]

No, no, that's not true. Notice she said she's proud that I followed through on something. So I think that's what this is about.

[B]

Unlike Eddie, but followed through. Like our listeners did it. We did it.

[A]

Yeah, they did.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Just following through on like making a goal, trying to reach it. Running, signing up, all that. Anyway, thank you.

[B]

Thanks. 6,000. You have to run the full one next year.

[E]

I know.

[B]

I said that. You have to. Because it. It's like, okay, do the same thing. Full hit five again.

[A]

Oh, 10.

[B]

No.

[A]

Should I do 10 double no. But really, I'll run it. I do want to run it the full.

[B]

Okay. Thank you for the voicemail. Good job. Abby, thank you. All right. And the race is this weekend?

[A]

It is.

[B]

And are they proud? Do you get, like an award or something?

[A]

No, I am hosting, like, the St. Jude dinner. There's like a heroes dinner, so that's cool.

[B]

Yeah, you're like, hosting, like, in normal clothes.

[A]

They haven't told me yet what I'm wearing. I might as well. St. Jude shirt.

[B]

No, I'm saying you're. It's not like after the race, you're still in your running gear. You can shower.

[A]

Yeah. It's the night before. It's a pasta dinner.

[B]

Well, so. Oh, it's night before the race.

[A]

And it recognizes, like, all the heroes that have race a lot.

[B]

Big shout out to all of our listeners who help because you guys did this. All right. Nice job.

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[C]

Oh no, no. Oh, how big is it?

[A]

It's pretty big, but it makes me think about you.

[B]

Zoom in if you want. I don't know if you can see it.

[A]

Turkey I saw Dead in the Road yesterday.

[C]

That's a big turkey.

[B]

He's like, now send me a baby picture. He'll send me that.

[C]

Hey, real question, how does the back up here. How does the. Those feathers stay up? Does he hold them up to take the picture?

[B]

Mm.

[C]

Okay. It didn't die like that. Oh, I've never killed a turkey. No.

[B]

Okay, now you hold it up. You set it up. So, yeah, that's a picture I got from Marks Keith yesterday. Okay, I'll go first. I have the top 10 TV shows right now, so some of these I don't even know. Number one, the boys.

[C]

You know that one?

[B]

It's awesome. I think there's a new episode out right now. Yeah. Did you already watch it? Not yet. I'm watching today. Got that ready to go. I'm talking to bear girls today.

[A]

Oh, you are? Have you talked to him since you.

[B]

Yeah, well, we texted a bit for a while after the second time I went on the show, and then, yeah, you know, you fall out of touch.

[C]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

But his show's back. It's gonna be on fox, so we're talking to him today. That's pretty.

[A]

I bought a supplement he is backing.

[B]

Really?

[A]

You can talk to him about it. It has organ powder, like kidney, organ, liver.

[B]

Man, you buy some weird stuff.

[E]

I mean, I can't keep up.

[C]

Who's whose organs from animals.

[B]

Okay, which animal?

[A]

I think a bovine. So cow.

[B]

How you guys doing on the cow meat?

[C]

What do you mean? We purchased it.

[B]

Who gave you the money? Who's in?

[C]

Me, Kevin and one of Kevin's buddies.

[B]

Oh, so you. Oh, so you really didn't let any in?

[A]

Really? He boxed me out.

[C]

Amy's out.

[A]

He invited me. No, I said you didn't even circle back to me.

[C]

You snooze, you lose, Amy.

[B]

No, no, that's not snoozing. You said, I'm gonna come back to you, and you didn't.

[A]

It's okay. It would have been too much meat for me.

[B]

See, a.

[A]

So, yeah, I can't remember what it's called. I saw. I saw a thing about it. And I've been trying to buy meat that has, like, actual meat that you cook that has the heart and the liver and the organs mixed into it so you don't really taste it. But that stuff is really high in nutrients and vitamins, minerals, things that you need.

[B]

Talking about the supplement you buy?

[A]

No, like the meat I've been buying. Meat that has heart, liver blended in so it's ground beef that you. So you don't taste it. You don't know what's in there.

[B]

Why, like, what does the heart and liver. Dr.

[A]

The. It's extra nutrients. There's extra vitamins and minerals in the heart, the liver, in the organ meat. And so he has backed a company that has figured out they're the first and only company ever to have it in powder form. So I don't know if it's for real legitimate.

[C]

Do you want me to.

[A]

But I've been taking it for about a month, and I feel good.

[C]

Do you want me to call my farmer and tell him, like, because we get to choose the meat when we get the cow next April, I can tell him we want the heart and the liver and everything.

[B]

Be totally weird. Be like, we want the butthole. Like, ask for every weird part of it. So they just think you're the strangest dude. Scrotum. We want to make sure on our. The scrotum, the testes, the butthole, in the tongue.

[C]

I did think about the scrotum because we do mountain oysters, you know, that's a thing.

[A]

Oh, that's the balls.

[B]

Yeah, it's a thing, but not really. Like, it's a thing because it's funny. It is a thing. Yeah. Yeah. But it's not.

[A]

Is it a delicacy?

[C]

My dad would buy that all the time.

[A]

Oh, so not. It's not like a delicacy. I don't feel like you buy all the time.

[C]

Well, I don't know. Down south Texas, man, you can buy anything.

[A]

He really like that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Mm.

[B]

The boys at number one. I do watch that. I love it. Number two is the pit. Now, this show is massive. I told you. We're waiting to let the show play out before we get into it, but people love it. Does anybody here watch the Pit?

[A]

I do. Well, I did season one and then what's left? What's next? Is there just a season two?

[B]

Just season two.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I know. We talked about that. I've waited beef.

[A]

Oh, I watched season one.

[B]

Yeah. Different people. Hold up a cast.

[A]

Season two does look good. And. Yeah, they're doing. It's totally different. What other, like, isn't it?

[B]

Different cast. Yeah.

[A]

Totally different storyline.

[B]

Okay. Yeah. Because number one, it's a road rage incident, Right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then they have their beat escalates. Yeah. Invincible at 4. I don't know what that is. I haven't watched the current season, but it's a animated superhero show.

[C]

Is he dressed in a trench coat? No, okay, Think of someone else.

[B]

Euphoria at five. Yeah, that's weird.

[D]

You watch.

[B]

People love this show. I just, it felt too. I felt, and I know it's not true, but I felt creepy watching. Watching it as like a 40 year old adult man watching a show about teenagers. Yeah, but it doesn't mean it's a bad joke because the boys, I mean.

[A]

Yeah, but the boys, they're not doing it all the time.

[B]

I know this season isn't as good, but I still like it. Yeah.

[C]

And the kids are doing it. That's.

[B]

I don't know, I feel like that's

[A]

what I hear, man.

[E]

It's pretty risque and it does feel a little weird. But hey, I mean, you watch Beverly Hills 90210.

[B]

I mean, but I was a child, very different.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[B]

When I was a teenager, Amy watched Friday Night Lights.

[E]

They were making out in Friday Night Lights.

[A]

That's a network show. This is a hbo.

[E]

There's all shows that, where people make out and do things that you watch.

[A]

But isn't Euphoria more than making out?

[B]

To me, it's not even making out. It's a teenager part of it. And to me there's nothing wrong with you watching the show. I'm not starting that. I just chose not to watch it because it felt too teen. Teen sex. Not for me. Russell Brand 4. Not for me. Did you guys see that yesterday?

[A]

Huh? What? I didn't.

[B]

Russell Rand was on Megyn Kelly's show and he was like the statue limitation or. No, no, no. The age of consent. The age of consent in the UK is 16. He admitted when he was 30 he had sex with a 16 year old man. Because I, from what I believe that 16 year old is saying he did other things too. And so now he's like, well, I did have sex with her. I was 30, she was 16. I was in my discovery. Dude, that's creep.

[D]

That's.

[B]

You ain't a good dude.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, stuff, Yeah, I mean there's been stuff hovering up, hovering around him for a while.

[B]

Yeah. And again, I know now he's trying to be like, oh no, I've changed. I think he's trying to say change because of. There's a lot of allegations. But he did say he was 30 and had sex with a 16 year old.

[A]

Wait, did I see him on Tucker Carlson? And he opened the podcast with a prayer, possibly.

[B]

He's very much into Christianity now. And then you're going, did you do that because you knew you're about to get charged with these. Sexual assault or who knows if you're 30 and you're having sex with a 16 year old, even if it like is legal. That's weird. That's weird. That's all that's bad. May not be illegal, but it's bad.

[A]

Well, wasn't Demi Lovato recently sort of insinuating that it was weird now that Wilmer Valderrama wanted to be with her, like as a teacher? I remember hearing that she couldn't.

[B]

I remember the ages, though.

[D]

It.

[A]

At the time she thought she was more mature than she was, so it felt right. But now that she's 30 or she's at a certain age, she's like, what in the world?

[C]

How old was he?

[B]

I don't, I don't remember the ages,

[A]

but I do remember she was reflecting back on one was 18, he was 30. Okay, so she was 18, he was 30. And I think once she hit 30, she was thinking about 18 year olds and she was like, how. Why was he with me? Ew.

[B]

Not illegal.

[A]

Right? Weird, but so not illegal. Right, but even more weird.

[B]

16.

[C]

16 is young, man.

[B]

16.

[A]

I know.

[B]

18. At least you can be in college, I guess. Still young, but yeah, like too young. That's weird too. Absolutely.

[A]

16.

[B]

I don't feel like I ain't a good dude. Number six, big mistakes.

[A]

Oh, this is the new Dan Levy one.

[B]

I've seen that pop up in the Squares. I haven't watched it, but Margot's got money troubles.

[A]

I've been watching this.

[B]

Is it good?

[A]

So good. Yeah. Nicole Kidman's in it. I think it's Nick Offerman is the other guy that's in it.

[B]

Is Nicole Kidman a wrestler or something in it?

[A]

Yeah. Mm. I don't want to say too much, but it's really good. It's. It's more of like comedy driven and it's easy. Short episodes.

[B]

That's a number seven. Number eight from which I mentioned yesterday. Wtf, man, I just can't believe Mike hasn't watched this show. I don't have MGM Plus. No, it's on Amazon. You have to pay for it, don't you? Amazon owns MGM plus, their episodes are up for free. I would just try to watch it. Said, start your seven day trial. If I'm paying for MGM books, I'm going to jump off this ledge.

[C]

You might be.

[B]

I don't think I am because I've

[C]

seen the little suitcase on the bottom.

[B]

Yeah, that's what's kept me from watching it.

[C]

Little suitcase.

[A]

I've definitely done a free, you know, seven day trial and then cancel.

[B]

I know.

[A]

If I'm paying for your subscriptions.

[B]

No, but I buy Amazon.

[C]

Yeah, in Amazon.

[B]

Okay. I know. I do the Apple ones. Let me see here. Man. It's worth the trial, though. That show is good as crap.

[C]

Can I finish it in seven days?

[B]

If you set your mind to it and then cancel. It's okay. I'm in the wrong Amazon. Gotta go to prime instead of Prime Video. Okay, so if I'm in Prime Video, I go to subscriptions. I have. What the heck?

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

So I could. You can watch season one without. Without a subscription. Watch it. But then two, three and four, you have to pay for it. And four is not even up. There's only one episode. So you're basically trying to watch two seasons in a month.

[C]

What are your subscriptions?

[B]

MGM plus. How much am I paying for this?

[C]

It should tell you there a month.

[B]

It doesn't. There's nothing about what I'm paying. I have the NBA league pass, which we watch. Katelyn watches it more than me. She watches just.

[C]

You should cancel that now.

[B]

No.

[C]

Yeah, because it's all on network now. All those games are on network.

[B]

What do you mean?

[E]

It's a playoff.

[C]

The playoff.

[B]

Oh, no, no. If I cancel it now, I'm not. It's paid through. I paid for the whole thing.

[C]

Oh, you did the season. Okay. You did the whole season?

[B]

Yeah. Got it. So she watched a lot of Thunder games and I keep it on if I'm working a lot and just flip through games. So I do use that. But I have WNBA league pass because I used to watch all the Caitlin Clark games.

[C]

Are you watching that one?

[B]

I haven't yet. I forgot I had. Doesn't say how much I'm paying for. Says it's seven bucks a month. Well, now I got to keep it for the rest of. From. I did not know I was paying that. It's. I would watch season one though, for free. And if you like it, get the trial and watch the other two seasons as much as you can. I don't even like horror. It's great. Okay, the other from. Is it eight? Daredevil Born Again is at nine.

[A]

Oh, so good.

[B]

I got to get back in.

[A]

You'll love this season. It is so, so good.

[B]

And then number 10 is Malcolm. The Middle of the Reboot. Life's still unfair. I watched that. You like it? That's four episodes full. Yeah.

[C]

What's that on Mike?

[B]

It's on Hulu. It's basically Disney plus. So the Hulu.

[C]

Yeah, same.

[B]

It's basically one big episode, just like a reunion, but they kind of center up the storyline a little bit of like, why everybody's getting back together. You watch any of the Scrubs? I started, like the first two episodes. I forgot to go back to it. And I liked it, but I didn't go back to it either. Yeah, I didn't like it. It's cool. It feels just like it was in the 2000s and then I kind of forgot. All right, those. That's my story, Amy.

[A]

So I don't know if y' all saw that the first elephant was born in Washington D.C. 's National Zoo in nearly 25 years. The elephant's name is like Lynn Mai. She made her debut yesterday to the public, and she's the cutest little baby elephant ever. And it just made me think of baby Billy.

[E]

Where is it at?

[A]

In Washington D.C. and an elephant hasn't been born in 20, 25 years. It's a really big deal. And they have a live webcam on her and you can see her and her mom walking around. So if you need a feel good moment today, like just a little work break or you're like on YouTube on the Smithsonian's National Zoo. YouTube. It's a one minute video that will just brighten your day.

[C]

That's cute.

[A]

It is so cute.

[B]

What are you gonna say?

[E]

No, no, I was just saying. I just wonder where it was. You couldn't find a. Like a political one, so you had. You found a zoo. I just find D.C. always.

[B]

Oh. Oh.

[C]

So she moved from Capitol Hill down to the zoo.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Interesting.

[B]

Yeah, I'll take it.

[A]

They even put like a. What are those little baby pools that. And they fill it with water and soap and then the elephant is rolling around in the water and soap and it's just. It's so cute. I sent it to Caitlin and because it made me think of baby Billy and she was like, I'm crying now. It's so cute.

[B]

Ray watches those live webcams. Probably not this one.

[C]

He watches streets.

[B]

Yeah, you'll just walk by and watching some random street somewhere. That's the best. It's different windows. People put a webcam and so you can just see the weather, see what's

[C]

going on outside anywhere in the world. It's pretty awesome.

[B]

And there's ones with beaches too. You can just be selective. I can just go to Punta Cana when there was storms coming through, I would switch to those when there was the. The cartels rolling through Puerto Vallarta. I switched to some cameras there. It was wild stuff. What's your favorite? The beaches, for sure. It takes you there in your head instantly. They got one at the Hard Rock in Punta Cana, and it's a pool view and beach, and you just see people living life, and you're like, man, in your mind, you go there instantly. You have to pay a subscription. No, it's free. Just go Hard Rock, Punta Cana. Boom. Webcam. And I mean, sometimes you got. You got girls in thongs. You got big dudes in there doing belly flops. It's great. Families, you know, you got the kids down there in their floaties.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

All right. Good deal.

[A]

Look at her.

[E]

That's hilarious.

[B]

Hey, good deal, man.

[A]

Bobby, look at the baby.

[B]

No, they really do have a lot.

[E]

I mean, that's wild.

[C]

Amy, is it an African elephant or an Asian? Asian elephant.

[A]

Asian.

[B]

Do you know the difference of the two?

[C]

Yeah, different heads.

[B]

Really? I know that.

[C]

Yeah. The African heads are, like, really big, and then the Asians are kind of, like more rounded.

[B]

So I'd be more of an African.

[C]

You'd be an African elephant.

[B]

Massive head. Lunchbox. Your story.

[E]

Yeah. Darrell Sheets, he was on Storage Wars. I used to watch that all the time. He was on there for, like, 160 episodes. And yesterday he passed away by suicide.

[C]

That's sad.

[E]

Yeah. They said they found him, gunshot wound, and he was pronounced dead at the scene.

[B]

I didn't know the show, so I don't know him. What was he like on the show?

[E]

Oh, he was great. It was him and his son. They would work together and they would go bid on storage units. And he retired from the show and opened a little up shop and was just kind of enjoying life. And I guess he had these online tormentors or what. They're as. They're looking at maybe stalkers and maybe drove them to suicide.

[A]

That's terrible.

[E]

Yeah. I loved that show in the beginning. So fun.

[C]

Then what happened?

[E]

I just. I mean, I got old. I mean, after watching it for five

[B]

years, the challenge and euphoria and.

[E]

Well, then.

[B]

Well, no, no, go ahead, man.

[E]

But it changed. Like, then it got just kind of ridiculous. One person would leave, you know what I mean? They got in contract, you know, dispute, and, you know, they'd bring in new people, and I was like, these. And it just. It just was one of the ones that fell off. It just. It's any show, you know, you get tired of it, you don't like it as much.

[B]

Gosh, I'm sure Euphoria is great, by the way. I'm not a euphoria hater. To me, that's just the reason I didn't get in. Just felt too young. Felt too Russell, Brandy, you know what I'm saying, Morgan?

[A]

So I don't know if you guys Remember back in 2020, Pete Davidson had come out, said he was going to remove all of his tattoos, and he spent $200,000 doing that to remove all of them. He's kind of been showing them off lately. Mostly his arms. Well, he just debuted a new tattoo.

[B]

A new tattoo.

[C]

So he got rid of the old ones and then got a new one.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah. What's the new one?

[A]

This one is on, like, right. It's kind of in this, like, part of your ear, like, right in front of the earlobe. But it's for his daughter Scotty, which I guess is also a tribute to his late father, who was a firefighter and responded to the September 11 attacks.

[B]

Yeah, he died in that.

[A]

He did. Like, you what? Scotty, Girl after Dad.

[B]

Oh, you said that right after the nine.

[C]

11 did that, too.

[A]

No, but Billy, Dad. Billy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's cute. I love that name. And I'm looking at it. You can barely see it. It's not, like, a huge tattoo. So it's because I'm like, gosh, you go through all that work and then

[C]

you add Eddie, man. Cowboys fans got a scare yesterday. It was. We almost lost Jerry Jones. You see this? There was a press conference. They were going to just talk about the draft or whatever, and Bill Clinton shows up, and they're all. And Jerry's like, oh, my gosh, look at that. He gets up and he trips on these chairs.

[B]

Oh, I didn't see him fall. I don't like watching old people fall.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. Like, he almost tumbled and fell off the podium. People caught him, and it was pretty scary. But more than that, too. Bill Clinton, man, he's looking very old.

[B]

Yeah, I think he is very old, though.

[C]

I don't know how old he is.

[A]

I know, but he's, like, even, like, walking old.

[B]

Is he?

[E]

He's 79.

[B]

So he's not as old as Trump is.

[C]

No, man. And his, like, hand kind of shakes

[E]

a little bit, and he does look frail.

[C]

His. His mouth. He keeps his mouth open.

[B]

He also had heart surgery at one point, too. Like, big heart surgery. Remember? Like, they had to go in and, like, do some bypasses and stuff. I'm pretty sure that was either him or Letterman. I know Letterman did Yeah.

[E]

Bill Clinton had a quadruple bypass surgery in 2004 at the age of 58.

[B]

That's gotta take it out of you.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And all those Epstein trips, I was gonna take it out of you, too, you know.

[A]

Oh, my. Yeah, I'm watching the video, and dang. Yeah. Jerry Jones almost.

[C]

He almost ate it. It was almost pretty bad. But what's funny, too, about that is the first video I saw is from the Cowboys. They posted it from their account, and they didn't show the fall. It was just like Jerry being like, hey, Bill. And then they cut straight to them, hugging. And then two videos later, there's a whole thing where he almost fell off the podium. I'm like, cowboys, you cut that whole thing out. And I get it. They don't want to show it. But then I started thinking, so you got all these press people in there. Like, they obviously have video of Jerry Jones almost falling. Like, it's got to be a decision, right? To be like, do I post this or do I not post this?

[B]

Well, if you post it, they're going to know what organization they may not be as.

[A]

Maybe you don't get invited.

[B]

You see? So Mike Vrabel, familiar with who he is?

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay. Him and Diana Rossini. He's the coach of the Patriots. Making sure.

[A]

Okay, sorry. I do know, if you tell me, guy who is at resort that coaches the Patriots. With the news. Sports reporter. Yes.

[C]

For tomorrow.

[B]

Just remember, Rabel, so the draft starts tonight.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And he had to go out. We played some of the press conference where it's like, I had difficult decisions with my family or difficult conversations, and to me, I'm like, yeah, you had to, like, say what you did. So yesterday, a new picture came out of them solo, like, having breakfast, I believe, at that place. So there are no other people. Right.

[A]

Just dang more photos.

[B]

And then, not only that, he's missing day three of the draft for therapy.

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

What?

[C]

Probably, like, mandatory therapy. I would think, like, wife would be like, hey, we need to do this.

[B]

Draft is three days tonight, round one. Then you do two and three. But he's not even gonna be there for the third day of the draft because he's got to go to therapy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So is he, like, a really great coach?

[B]

He's a good, really good coach.

[C]

They made it to the Super Bowl.

[B]

He's not won a Super bowl as a coach before. He took the Titans and he took a bad organization, made him pretty good respectable. And then he went to the super bowl last year with a Team that shouldn't have gone to the Super Bowl.

[A]

Yeah. I guess I just didn't know if they'd be like, oh, this is too much drama. You're out.

[B]

So if he was not a good coach, he probably would be out.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Just for the drama reason. But he is a good coach, so. So there you go.

[A]

Yeah. Do whatever you want.

[B]

How about it? You. Hey, if you win.

[A]

Just kidding.

[C]

Seriously.

[A]

I know. I don't know.

[B]

That's life, though. That's not just football. That's life. Eddie wants to buy one of those posture straighteners off of the Internet where

[A]

you wear it like a brace.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a brace. I saw on Instagram it's only like, 45 bucks. And you wear it. You know, it's just like, you put around your body, and it just keeps your back straight, and you wear. It says you wear it for three to four weeks, you got a straight back.

[A]

I'm down.

[E]

Yeah, that's it.

[B]

I think you'll buy it once, and then you're done. But, like, you may. You may buy it. You may wear it two or three times, and you're wasted 40 bucks.

[C]

But if I. But if it does straighten my back, does my back stay straight, like, forever?

[A]

You're probably more naturally inclined to make.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, it seems pretty cool.

[B]

I don't think it straightens your back forever. I think it also takes a long time. If you've been hunched for a long time, it's not going to be just a fix. It's going to take weeks, Months of wearing that thing, and then you'll slowly drift out of it if you. You're not paying attention to your posture.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I think it. What it does, though, in those. However many weeks is it forces you to pay attention, and then you're more naturally inclined to do that.

[C]

It's gonna be awkward, man.

[A]

Huh?

[C]

Just kind of.

[B]

I wouldn't spend the 40 bucks on it.

[C]

You really wouldn't?

[B]

No. You're not gonna wear it.

[A]

We all need to work on our posture, though.

[B]

Why don't we then think just work on your posture? I. I just don't want you to spend the money if you want to. It'd be a bit. Oh, look at Eddie.

[C]

You want to pay for it if it's a bit.

[B]

No, he'll quit this, too. I just think you'll. You'll wear it three or four times, and you'll be done.

[C]

Guys, when are we going to move on from that? Like, I. I am. This is a new year. For me, like, I'm being serious.

[B]

It's May. It's almost May.

[C]

What do you mean? And I've done things.

[E]

What?

[C]

I don't know. I don't know.

[E]

Five months.

[B]

Crap.

[A]

Wait, serious question. Back to the quit.

[B]

Crap. We haven't done crap.

[A]

Our boy, Mike Vibrell.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now I'm going to remember his name.

[B]

Well, it's not Verbel. It's Brable.

[A]

Whatever. Yeah, Rebel. I'm looking back at these pictures now and, like, why. Why did they think they could just be out at a resort?

[B]

It's very private resort. Like, you wouldn't be out there unless you were out there for specific purposes, like to see somebody. It's an adult private resort. No kids, but still, it's the.

[A]

It's still general public.

[B]

You don't really go in that place unless you have a reason to go in. Again, the word rumor is her husband hired a PI that could get close enough to know where they would be and take pictures. So you had to really strateg, strategize to get to those places.

[A]

Okay, I forgot about the PI Part because I was like, so these random other guests at the place are just slowly leaking out more pictures, But I guess they're coming from the PI the original pictures were.

[B]

The ones I saw on the post yesterday were kind of blurry. It could have even been from, like, randos there. That was like, oh, that's Mike Vrabel. Took a picture and just never thought about it.

[A]

Right?

[B]

And then all of a sudden, they have it on their phone because they were sneaky picking and they like, hey, I can sell this to you for.

[A]

Okay, that makes sense. I'm just like, wait, why? Because I'm looking back at these photos and I'm like, it's so obvious that they're, like, holding hands. Why would they do that at a.

[C]

You're looking at the one where they're.

[A]

One that Morgan originally talked about. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Well, they came out immediately like, no, this is stupid. Stop talking about it. We weren't doing that. We were there with friends. There's nothing romantic. And then drip, drip, drip, drip, drip.

[A]

Yeah, okay, that answered my question. Thank you.

[C]

What's his name?

[A]

Mike Vrabel.

[C]

There we go.

[B]

He used to live here.

[A]

I pick up fast. Not real fast, because we've been talking about him for over a week.

[B]

You had a parent zoom meeting yesterday?

[A]

Well, yeah, I didn't attend it. It was optional. It's just I got a notification that they were leading a parent seminar on

[B]

vaping because it's so prevalent.

[A]

Yeah. They just wanted parents to be informed about the consequences of vaping, so they sent out an email that just said, the brief but powerful training will break down what today's vaping devices look like and why they're easy to hide. Current data and trends among youth, how nicotine affects the developing teen brain, warning signs to look for at home, and practical steps parents can take to prevent use.

[B]

You thought you'd skip that one?

[A]

Yeah, I don't. Vaping, thankfully, is not an issue in our household. My son would never. And my daughter's already tried it. I found her bucket list in her lunchbox, and that was checked off already.

[B]

Did it check?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So you found her bucket list?

[A]

Yeah, she. I was cleaning out her lunchbox, and there was a piece of paper folded in, and I was like, oh. Pulled out the piece of paper to, you know, I don't know, see what it was like. I wasn't spying. I thought it was, like, either homework or I was gonna throw it away or whatever. And it was her bucket list, and I saw everything that was checked off and things that still needed to be checked off.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Oh, man.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So vaping was checked off. Do you think that means she's still vaping?

[A]

No, she just tried it. She just tried it? She's not a. No, No. I think I would know what to look for if she had it. And plus, she has asthma. It would be bad news. She said she was just curious, but that's. That's the thing, is, a lot of kids get curious, and it's very. They have different flavors, and it can be very addicting. And a lot of kids are vaping, hence the Zoom meeting, and they don't understand that. I believe, from what I've heard. Again, I didn't attend the Zoom, but it's almost like you think smoking is scary somehow. They have in their mind that vaping isn't as bad as smoking, but I think it's worse. Because of the chemicals.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know enough about it. A lot of chemicals and cigarettes.

[A]

Yeah. There's something different in the vaping. Listen, I don't know. I think overall it's just bad. And I saw, too, that smoking is sort of making a comeback.

[B]

It is.

[A]

Yeah. But with people our age, because they were watching Love Story and Carolyn Bessette would smoke.

[B]

What if you guys just saw me out on the deck smoking one day, I didn't say anything about it.

[A]

That would be so weird.

[B]

How weird would that be? If you just. You look at us Light one up and, like, no.

[C]

I'd go to the restroom and, like, wash my face and, like, all right.

[A]

Yeah. You'll be like, what did I just say?

[E]

That's not real.

[C]

It's not real.

[A]

But some people are kind of doing it as, like, a nostalgic thing. Like, oh, because they're watching her do it, which I get. When Mad Men was huge, I wanted to smoke and drink whiskey, like. But did you during the day? Yeah, I tried.

[C]

You would smoke and drink whiskey?

[A]

I tried. My friend and I. It was when I was living in North Carolina, and we met at this one restaurant, and we ordered, like, a whiskey neat, like, because that's what they would drink a lot on the show. And it was disgusting. I didn't. I didn't want bourbon, whatever it was. I don't know, some sort of dark liquor, either on the rocks or neat, whatever. And then we went out to the alley and we smoked a cigarette. And it was. We were like, this life is not for us, but we wanted to do it.

[B]

You don't smoke and you smoke for the first time?

[A]

No, I smoked. I smoked for, like, three weeks in high school.

[B]

But I'm saying it's been that long, isn't it? Like, what is this?

[A]

Oh, yeah. Like, that's why I was like, okay, this isn't for me. Like, cool. We've been watching Mad Men and they're smoking all the time, but we're like, this is horrible. So that life's not for me. But it was funny in high school when I tried to.

[C]

No, I think it's funnier when you and your friend drank whiskey and. Or bourbon and smoked cigarettes.

[A]

But when you watch a TV show and you're watching them do that all day long, because that's what they would do back in the day.

[C]

TV show.

[A]

No, but they're. They're emulating what being a madman being in advertising in New York city in the 60s was like. Like, they would just have meetings and pour drinks and smoke cigarettes in the office. Like, that's just how it was.

[C]

They also died, like, real early, too.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. It was very stressful. So anyway, because of Love Story, I saw that people our age are smoking a little more.

[E]

Did you see what they're doing in the uk? Starting next year, the legal age to buy cigarettes will go up one year every year. So anybody born January 1, 2009 or later will never be able to legally buy cigarettes in the uk.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah, I saw that. I don't. I don't think it lasts. I don't think they can win that.

[A]

They're trying to slow.

[B]

Yeah. Also, it's like, there's no need to nanny state. Listen, I don't smoke. I've never smoked. I never smoked anything. We don't need to, you know, tell us we can't have our moon pies. Next. Like, if you're an adult, you should be educated and you should be able to make bad decisions.

[A]

Well, but secondhand smoke is a problem. Okay, but, like, I'm not choosing to smoke, but if you're smoking around me.

[B]

But that's why there are so many places. You can't smoke in places anymore. So for. For the most part, that's gone.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, you don't go a lot of places, and you just have to suffer secondhand smoke. Like, man, I really want to be here, but I've already smoking a casino, an occasional dive bar, maybe a Waffle House. That's about it.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. Remember back in the day when we would go out, y' all don't have to wear this because you don't have girl hair. But if we would go out and when smoking was allowed in bars and clubs, it was like, you would go home and your hair would just.

[B]

Our clothes would smell that way.

[E]

Yeah, you would.

[A]

All clothes, you take off girls. We have to. It was a whole.

[E]

Not anything. I think it was a big deal. When we'd go out, I'd be like, man, why are they banning smoking in bars? It ain't a big deal. And then when they did, it was like, holy crap, this is amazing.

[B]

Used to go into a restaurant, there was like a smoking section and a non smoking section.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

But it was like the only thing that separated. It was nothing. There wasn't like a barrier. It was just like this chair three feet from this table. Smoking and non smoking.

[A]

Yeah. Because when I was a hostess and people would come to Lone Star Cafe, I would say, smoking or non.

[B]

I saw that about the uk. I just don't think that they can. That they can make that. I wish it'd be nice, but again, I don't know that smoking's any worse than eating a whole bunch of cupcakes. Right. Different things to your body completely. Heart disease kills. Depending on what year it is, it kind of fluctuates now more than anything. If your heart's getting hard, all the calcium, your blood pressure, those are food. Those are lifestyle choices you're making. Give the people the opportunity to make bad decisions. Smoking, I don't do it. It's gonna be Hard to say. No smoking.

[C]

What's up with the tobacco companies, though? Are they struggling? Because, like, I feel like. Like Amy's saying, back in the day, they were thriving. I mean, they dominated the market. Right. And then now, like, I don't personally. I don't know anyone that smokes. Maybe a couple people, but, like, so rare. I would be thinking they're, like, they're not making a lot of money anymore, man.

[B]

I don't count the tobacco companies out. Maybe they're big in vaping.

[C]

Oh, maybe they're in that.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know. But, I mean, that's massive.

[C]

And then there's snuff. I didn't think about that. I guess.

[B]

Dip.

[E]

Yeah. And what I say online is that they are having a declining clientele, but they've been raising their prices to make up the losses.

[B]

High prices.

[A]

People that are hooked will pay.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Are you hooked after that one time?

[A]

No, I'm not. I don't.

[C]

God, Amy.

[B]

Yeah. We're worried about you. Intervention for the one time she smoked 10 years ago.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Don't we. That. Back when Mad Men was. No. And Love Story. If Mad Men had gone well. And I just dabble when I'm watching a particular TV show.

[B]

But it just smells so bad.

[C]

Cigarettes.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I used to love the smell of

[B]

people smoking cigarettes about, like, menthol, just in general. Ugh. All right, that's it.

[A]

Oh, I have a big update on Variable that just came out.

[B]

Oh, okay. Breaking news.

[A]

Y' all know who Amy, you know that is?

[B]

You know who that is?

[D]

You know.

[B]

No, no, no. Who, Amy? Who?

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So there are new pictures that were obtained by Page Six. They were seen together in a bar, like, dive bar in New York kissing each other in March.

[B]

There are kissing pictures. March of 2020, there are kissing pictures. That's crazy.

[A]

Are these AI. No, they're.

[B]

Guys. You know what's gonna happen tomorrow? Guys? We have pictures of penetration.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[E]

I mean, this just shows. This shows that they knew these were coming out. And that's why he said he was going to counseling. Oh, yeah.

[B]

I can't see from here because I'm completely blind, but that's crazy.

[A]

And they're, like, sitting. So these are not two people. The. Some of the pictures that are snapped.

[B]

He was coaching here at that time.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

And they were his wedding ring on.

[A]

They both. She had just gotten married six months prior to that, and they were sitting like. You know when you see a couple at a bar and their, like, legs Are facing each other. That's how they were sitting. It wasn't like two people next to each other.

[B]

Crazy. Yeah.

[C]

And it's a lot. It's crystal clear, too.

[B]

It's.

[C]

It's them.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. So I guess. Yeah. So they're. Why are they at a. Oh, you're up. You know, Bobby, I asked this a minute ago. Okay. That was a more exclusive club.

[B]

They're touching.

[A]

This is like a public bar.

[B]

They're touching. They're touching. Is there a kiss?

[E]

Yeah, there's one.

[A]

It's like, really?

[B]

Oh, well, he's leaning up.

[E]

Oh, my gosh. His lips are two inches from hers. I mean, there's not actual lip touch.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I see the top one now.

[A]

You're right there. He's definitely getting up, too.

[E]

All she has to do is stick her tongue out, and he's touching him.

[A]

And that was in 2020.

[C]

Dang.

[B]

They've been. She was, I believe, the Titans beat reporter, too, for a while here.

[E]

And the guy that does the radio here, or I don't know if he still does it, but he used to cover the Titans. He used to talk about it, like,

[A]

maybe someone had this picture. Yeah. Since 2020. But they're like, whatever. What am I gonna do with that? Story is breaking. They're like, okay, that's what I was expect.

[B]

A picture was of them at the Arizona place they released yesterday with somebody going, oh, oh, I got. I got some pictures of them. I thought it was crazy, that verb. What'd you call them?

[A]

Oh, well, I know it's Vrabel.

[B]

Yeah. What'd you call them?

[A]

Rebel? Because the eyewitness says they were kissing and all over each other. He had a ring on.

[B]

Their life. Must feel like the walls are closing in right now.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Why would you do that in public, though, man?

[C]

They're pretty carefree.

[B]

That's brave.

[E]

I mean, that maybe because they were six years.

[A]

Dude, maybe they were at a dimly lit tavern.

[B]

Well, that's red. Redly lit there.

[C]

Was it definitely red in there?

[B]

Redley lid. Okay, Good update, Morgan.

[C]

Thank you, Morgan.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Morgan, you broke a story. You sure did. Live.

[C]

Guys, we're gonna interrupt the program.

[A]

She got posted, like, five minutes ago, so I was freaking out.

[B]

She's the Adam Schefter of our show.

[C]

Did you see that video of Adam Schefter? He's, like, live on tv, and. And he gets some breaking news, and they're, like, talking to him. He didn't even look up. And they're like, adam, he's like, hold on.

[B]

And he just was it on NFL Network. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right, that's it. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody.

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