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Bobby Bones
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Morgan
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Bobby Bones
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Amy
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Bobby Bones
Oh wow, you're kidding. Stop it.
Amy
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Lunchbox
Thank you so much for having me here, but please, please, please don't make me get angry about anything in public.
Amy
Just open the free iHeartRadio app, search Las Culturistas and listen now. Hey y'all, it's your girl, Cheekies. And I'm back with a brand new season of your favorite podcast, Cheekies and Chill. I'll be sharing even more personal stories with you guys and as always, you'll get my exclusive take on topics like love, personal growth, health, family ties, and more. And don't forget, I'll also be dishing out my best advice to you on episodes of Dear Cheekies. It's going to be an exciting year and I hope that you can join me listen to Cheekies and chill season four on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years I had to rely on other people to tell me my story.
Bobby Bones
And what I heard wasn't good. You really?
Amy
Last night, it felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction.
Bobby Bones
I had to grab the lamp and.
Amy
Smashed it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
Come on, Bobby. Transmitting across America. Welcome to Thursday's show, Morning Studio.
Eddie
Morning.
Bobby Bones
The blood moon is tonight, and it goes into tomorrow. Now, the blood moon just means it's red, right? Like, yeah, it's.
Lunchbox
The color represents blood.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I figured. Weird. So I'm not astrology guy. I think people that really believe in astrology are kind of nutty. If you're doing it for fun, all good. I got no problem with that. But if you're like, nah, man, Mercury's retrograde is times three, so you. My ankle hurts. That literally affects nothing. Like, astrology is not real. There's no. Nothing math or science related to you.
Lunchbox
It's to you.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, no. There is nothing in math or science that actually says astrology is real. It is just a bunch of hocus pocus. And not just to me, but there is. It doesn't matter. I can't do it. I can't argue with her.
Lunchbox
I'm not even arguing with you. I'm just arguing for people that really believe in it. I. I don't have any.
Scuba Steve
You believe in it?
Lunchbox
I'm. No, I'm. I'm.
Eddie
I'm.
Lunchbox
Either.
Bobby Bones
She does. She's too. I'm in.
Lunchbox
No, no, no.
Bobby Bones
I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm.
Lunchbox
No, I think it's interesting, but I'm not saying that it's legit 100, but I'm not gonna say that it's not.
Bobby Bones
A blood moon. It is basically here tonight. The best views will be basically here.
Lunchbox
It's here.
Scuba Steve
Okay. But she doesn't believe.
Bobby Bones
I, I, I. So Amy had an idea. And your idea was that we write things down and then we eat them?
Lunchbox
No, we write things down. And remember, we have to be as specific as possible. And then after writing down our intentions, we burn the paper in a safe container and then scatter the ashes in a flowing body of water.
Scuba Steve
What are intentions? Like, what do you mean, like?
Lunchbox
Or since we don't have a flowing body of water here, we can just put them in a bowl of water.
Bobby Bones
Or what if the flowing body is. We pee on them?
Scuba Steve
That's Cool.
Amy
That's cool.
Eddie
That is flowing.
Bobby Bones
That's flowing water. So you got a message saying that you were a demon.
Lunchbox
Yeah. They said, you know, basically, this is demonic.
Bobby Bones
Did that make you want to do it less?
Lunchbox
No, because then another listener sent me encouragement and said, well, all you have to do is anytime you're doing something to say, you know, I do this in the name of the Lord.
Bobby Bones
You can do anything in murder. I do this in the name of the Lord. Trust me, they have for centuries.
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Oh, gosh, no, not that. Not that. But if you're in. It's more of, like, an intention, a prayer. Like, you can set that and use your faith to do that. I'm not doing it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so are we do. So we're not gonna do it, right?
Scuba Steve
I'll pee in the bowl.
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
And I'll move it around. I'll shake it for the motion.
Scuba Steve
Perfect.
Bobby Bones
Just.
Lunchbox
Just water. So pre purified. If we can.
Bobby Bones
Are we gonna do this spring water studio later? We're gonna write down our intention. But then how do we know? Because that's boring for our listeners. If we write something down, we don't share what it is, and we throw it in the water.
Lunchbox
I mean, I guess it's up to you. All of y'all want to get vulnerable and share.
Scuba Steve
Oh, out loud.
Bobby Bones
Oh. So tell me again what you have to share.
Lunchbox
Okay. Clearly write down what you wish to release. Be as specific as possible after writing your intentions.
Bobby Bones
Got it. I'm into it.
Scuba Steve
What does that mean, though?
Bobby Bones
What do I want to release?
Lunchbox
Yeah, is there something you want to. Like, is there something that bur you or. Oh, you want to release that you. You hope to be more a certain way?
Bobby Bones
Do we have to do this today, or can we do it tomorrow?
Lunchbox
You want to shed old things and bring about new? Is there a blood moon tomorrow?
Bobby Bones
Well, there's a blood moon. Okay, now you're getting a little pushy here.
Lunchbox
But it has to happen when the blood moon is.
Bobby Bones
It's daytime right now. There's no moon out right now.
Lunchbox
It's still the same day.
Bobby Bones
It knows, Mike, is the blood moon tomorrow? Tomorrow night two, or just tonight? I mean, it's tonight into tomorrow, into tomorrow, but then it goes away in the daytime. Yeah. Oh, crap.
Scuba Steve
Okay, can I do something that, like, I want to happen? Like, that's what I'm asking.
Bobby Bones
Can we do birthday wishes?
Scuba Steve
That'd be cool.
Bobby Bones
Sure.
Lunchbox
Guys.
Bobby Bones
We can do a birthday wish and put it in there.
Lunchbox
There's not really any rules.
Bobby Bones
You gave a lot of rules. And for you to say there's no rules.
Scuba Steve
You want purified water?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, dude, you're talking about water time. We gotta, like, flow.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What?
Lunchbox
I just don't want urine. Water.
Scuba Steve
Fine.
Bobby Bones
Hey, whatever it takes. What are the rules?
Lunchbox
I just told you the rules.
Bobby Bones
Let's follow it. You kind of did.
Lunchbox
You said I, I, I, I told you the rules. And it's pretty much there are no rules. However.
Bobby Bones
No, that's not a rule. There are no rules.
Lunchbox
You need to clearly write down what you wish to release. Be as specific as possible.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so that's it.
Lunchbox
It's an intention.
Bobby Bones
Nothing else. That is all. That's what we're hearing.
Lunchbox
What do you need to surrender?
Bobby Bones
No more words.
Scuba Steve
No more words.
Lunchbox
What do you have a prayer for?
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, no, no. No more words. What? We need to release because you're going to make us overthink ourselves, guys. That one question is what you need. Say it again. We need to release.
Lunchbox
What do you wish to release?
Bobby Bones
Okay. I'm released from yourself? Yes or. Okay, got it. If he has specific, but we'll do it later. Think about it and we will share them and then we will put them in a some flowing water. That is not urine.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Scuba Steve
I'll be honest, this kind of sounds a little demonic.
Eddie
You know what?
Scuba Steve
I don't know, man.
Bobby Bones
That's how we get out of it. I don't know, man. My preacher would not like this.
Lunchbox
It's an activity.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
It's totally fine.
Bobby Bones
Fair enough.
Lunchbox
We're not worshiping. We're, like, really thinking, like, something's weird.
Bobby Bones
Okay, ready? Write yours down. Okay, we'll do it later on today. You got a couple hours and we'll come back to it. Good. Boom. Bones.
Raymundo
It's the anonymous.
Bobby Bones
In hello, Bobby Bones. My in laws constantly make little digs about my parenting. They never outright criticize me, but they love to drop comments like, oh, we never had to do that with our kids. Or that seems a bit overprotective. It's subtle, but it's constant and it's starting to wear me down. I know they mean well, but it feels like they don't respect my choices as a parent. To make things worse, my husband doesn't see the problem and thinks I'm overreacting. I don't want to start a family feud, but I also don't want to keep feeling like I have to defend my parenting every time we're around them. How should I handle them? Signed. Laying down the law. Okay, I want to go. Eddie. First on this one. Hey, no reason at all. No reason at all.
Scuba Steve
But you know what? My in laws never. They were never a problem. My parents were the problem, and my wife. And it was tough for me to be like, give her the green light to do this. But I said, you know what? Let's just tell them that these are our kids.
Bobby Bones
These are our rules. You went hard. Like, you.
Lunchbox
She.
Scuba Steve
She went hard, and I backed her up. Because. Because, yeah, it was kind of one of those weird things where, like, am I the one that's gonna speak up? Because I don't really mind it, but my wife didn't like that they were doing that. And it's always an in law issue. It's always like my in laws are telling me how to do something. So my wife told him, and I backed her up. I was like, yeah, what?
Bobby Bones
She said, can I ask you a question, though? Why didn't you tell them? Because they're your parents.
Scuba Steve
I didn't mind it.
Bobby Bones
That doesn't matter though, right? Amy, don't you feel like he was.
Lunchbox
I think you're being passive about it. If it's bothering your wife, it should bother you a little bit, because I think your wife, what she was presenting to you was totally valid.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I think you should have. For her. I think you should have been Captain America for her. Yeah.
Scuba Steve
I just told her, whatever we do, we should do it together.
Bobby Bones
No, no, you do the talking and.
Scuba Steve
I'll back you up. We.
Lunchbox
Language. We is important.
Scuba Steve
It is, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But we met her. He made her. I got it. I like what you said. I just feel like you could have done it.
Scuba Steve
Yeah. My point is, though. My point is, though, is that we said something about it and we did it early and they got the idea and they never bothered us.
Bobby Bones
She said something about it. We. We lunchbox you.
Eddie
Oh, I deal with this all the time. My in laws think they are the greatest. Were the greatest parents in the history of the world. And we have no idea what we're doing. We've kept three kids alive for three years. It's pretty amazing. But every time we talk to them. Have you bathed your kids today? When's the last time you gave him a bath?
Bobby Bones
Oh, they still asked that, even though.
Eddie
Oh, sure. Looks like they could use a haircut. Are they going to have a haircut by the time we see them?
Bobby Bones
Why don't they say that to you?
Eddie
I don't know. Because they can't control me. And I'm like, good point. And I'm like, yeah, I bathe Them on like Saturday and they're like, that's three days ago. And I'm like, yeah, that's cool. They're not really that dirty. They didn't.
Bobby Bones
That's crazy. They do that.
Eddie
They do it all the time. And I'm just like, don't worry, we'll get to it. I know you bathe your kids all. Every night. Let me go.
Bobby Bones
That's not weird, though.
Scuba Steve
You're kind of supposed to.
Bobby Bones
I mean, that's not weird. I'm just saying it's weird. They say that. No, but they don't even live here too. That's weird.
Eddie
Yeah, they do it on FaceTime.
Bobby Bones
That's weird.
Eddie
They'll FaceTime during dinner and they'll like, oh, man. Looks like he's wearing the same shirt he was wearing yesterday. Yes. So on Saturday.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox here. Every day though, he wore a shirt.
Eddie
And then on Sunday he wanted to wear the same shirt. What do I care if he wears the same shirt? It doesn't matter. He's four years old. But they make those little comments and I always just. My answer is, yep, I know you guys did everything perfect back when you were raising your three kids.
Scuba Steve
What do you call that?
Bobby Bones
Passive. Yeah, but like aggressive.
Lunchbox
Pass.
Bobby Bones
Rageful. Passive.
Scuba Steve
Something in there.
Eddie
They can come give them a haircut if they want to. Take them Fly across the country. Yeah. Oh, if you really. If they really need haircut that bad, why don't you come take them?
Bobby Bones
Eddie, what do you say to this emailer?
Scuba Steve
I just say you gotta just. You gotta get your. Is this a woman? Is this the husband or the wife law?
Bobby Bones
I don't know if it's male or female. No, no, it says my husband's. It's the wife.
Scuba Steve
Okay, so it's the wife. Yeah. Get your husband to do it. Get your husband to talk and you gotta just nip it in the bud like she said. Just gotta just rip the band aid off, man. Tell them, these are our kids. This is how we're going to do it. You got to do it with your kids. We get to do with ours.
Bobby Bones
I think a little easier would be. First of all, I think the. The kid with the parents. Those in laws are annoying that the kid needs to sign or the daughter, whomever it is. Yeah, the child needs to have the conversation. Not like you did. The one that knows them needs to.
Scuba Steve
Have the conversation related to it.
Bobby Bones
And I think it's. Hey, we appreciate all the feedback, but you gotta let us make our own mistakes because we're not gonna learn.
Scuba Steve
Oh, That's a better way.
Bobby Bones
Like if you like. We appreciate everything you're saying, but you guys are giving us way too much feedback. We need to learn and make our own mistakes. So if we come to you, we love when you answer our questions, but just chill till the next episode.
Scuba Steve
That's such a good way of putting.
Bobby Bones
Then I play dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Amy, quickly.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah. I just think people can come at you with judgment, whether it's in laws or friends or neighbors. And it happened with our kids. They're adopted and we had to parent a little differently. And sometimes people would chime in and my husband at the time and I, or even as co parents we still reply like we've put a lot of thought into how we're parenting our kids and we, we know exactly what we're doing and it does look different than what you may do, but we just ask that you respect what we're doing because it does look different. And chill and I think that until the next episode, that combined with what you said, Bobby, I, I like a lot.
Bobby Bones
All right. Thank you. Don't knock it till you try it. It's an old expression. Let's all do them. Don't knock it till you try it. I'll go first. I knocked it before I tried it. But now I will say don't knock it before you try it. When it comes to being a shoe free house, I hated it. It was so annoying to take my shoes off. I was embarrassed to tell people that came to the house, you gotta take your shoes off. My wife's making this. I like it now because the floors are so much cleaner. Like whenever anything's getting. There's all that dirt that comes from the bottom of your feet out of the house on the bottom of the shoes. It's not there. So whenever we mop floors, it's not dirty, the water's not dirty. It's crazy how much germ is not existing in the house because of that. So I'm gonna say don't knock it till you try it. My other one is a one. For all you haters out there that go man, good steak doesn't they don't need a one. One, don't knock it till you try it. But two, are you putting any seasoning on it before you cook it? Why? Don't need anything like hypocrites. There are a one hypocrites out there. So don't knock it till you try it. Well, dabble a one on little piece of that meat that's number two. I got like eight. But Amy, you go, oh.
Lunchbox
I would say cinnamon rolls with sausage gravy on top. It's a family tradition of mine. We do it every Christmas. But so many people, when I bring it up, they like, oh, they can't think about it. It is so good. Don't knock it till you try it.
Bobby Bones
I feel like I wouldn't knock it, but I would like to try it. But I've never thought to try it.
Scuba Steve
Never heard of it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Just from Amy. And I always forget about it immediately when she stops talking about it. Yeah, so that does sound good.
Lunchbox
Not going to try it, but it's white gravy with a spicy Jimmy Dean sausage. Whip that up, put it on top of, you know, just Pillsbury Doughboy cinnamon roll. You're good to go.
Bobby Bones
You know what else my wife made that was pretty good? I say, don't knock it till you try it, because I knocked it. I knock a lot of things, guys. I'll be honest. I'm a cynic. I knock everything. My. My wife was like, hey, do you want. I don't like eggs either. Not a big egg guy. So when the egg prices go up, don't affect me. She's like, hey, do you want scrambled eggs? This is this past weekend. And I was like, ah, not a big egg guy. She's like, well, I can put, like, just. I can make ground up some. Some ground turkey or some ground beef, and we'll mix that in the eggs. And I'm like, that. Not a big egg guy. And some of the meat that she had made pasta with the night before. I'm not a big pasta guy. I don't like pasta. Really, it's fine. She was like, I can use that meat from the pasta with the pasta sauce on it. I said, that sounds disgusting. Like ground beef with pasta sauce on it on scrambled eggs. And she was like, don't knock it till you try it. And I said, okay, but if I don't like it, we have to go to my favorite place or I get pancakes. And she was like, cool. I loved it. I knocked it. Then I tried it, Then I loved it. Scrambled eggs with beef with pasta sauce on it for breakfast.
Lunchbox
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
Interesting. I knocked the crap out of it, Then I tried it. Lunchbox.
Eddie
It's easy, man. Sleeping naked. Let me tell you, when you get into the. In your bed naked in those sheets.
Bobby Bones
You saying it makes me feel weird.
Scuba Steve
I just got a visual.
Bobby Bones
I hear you.
Eddie
No, no, don't knock it until you try it. But the sheets, they've been sitting there all day, and so they're nice and cold, and you get in there naked, and it is just the best feeling in the world. When you pull those sheets over you, you're like, man, this feels amazing. Don't knock it till you try it. I'll tell you. Sleep naked.
Bobby Bones
I've tried to sleep naked. I just, like, pinch myself. You know what I mean? Like, you roll over in it. Oh, he may not have the problem.
Eddie
Oh, maybe I'm a back sleeper, so it doesn't bother me.
Bobby Bones
I understand it.
Scuba Steve
You don't have this problem.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I don't.
Eddie
No, no.
Lunchbox
I don't sleep on myself back then. It's not a problem.
Bobby Bones
Right, exactly.
Scuba Steve
I get it stuck on things.
Bobby Bones
I pinch it. Eddie, don't knock it till you try it.
Scuba Steve
This is easy, guys. I've been telling you all for years, black and white movies, you guys knock it all the time and you won't try it. Next time you're scanning through the TV channels or whatever, you see a black and white movie, stop, watch it for a second. I promise you're gonna love it. Because they look dull, but there's some gems.
Lunchbox
They are dull. They don't look dull. They are dull.
Bobby Bones
Like they. Yeah, like, when you see them, like, visually, they are dull.
Lunchbox
Literally. They say, if you want to be less interested in your phone, put it on grayscale to where it's black and white and you won't watch your phone as much.
Scuba Steve
So you guys are knocking it.
Bobby Bones
We are not even trying. Well, you made us watch one black and white one, and I kind of liked it.
Scuba Steve
It was color, what that one was called. It was old, but it was color.
Bobby Bones
There was another one that was black and white. It was. Yeah, I remember. It was in, like, another country.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, Roman Holiday. It's in color.
Lunchbox
No, they had both options, I think.
Bobby Bones
Oh, did you. Oh, my God. I watched the black and white one.
Scuba Steve
Did you love it?
Bobby Bones
Well, I didn't hate it, but I probably would have liked it more if it was in color. I can't believe I watched the black and white one. Lunchbox, you already did yours. Okay. Yeah, I forgot. He did the naked one. I know. As soon as I said his name. Okay, who else? Morgan.
Morgan
So, doing things by yourself. For a long time, I never wanted to do anything by myself. I always had to be with a friend or. Or waited for somebody to come along and do it. And now I go to the movies by myself. I do dinner by myself. And I am so happy with the Fact that I finally took the plunge and did it because I feel good doing it. Every time I come back, I'm happy. I get to have all the food I want to have. I get to see movies that I want to see. It's just an enjoyable experience.
Bobby Bones
Indian, Black and white. No, no. One more that I had put on. And I remember I was in my room. My wife and I just started dating, and I don't know, she's reading a book, something in the living room. So I was in the bedroom, and she walked in. My laptop's open, and I have, like, some things in front of me. And she's like, what are you doing? I was learning magic. And she was like, what are you doing? Nothing. And she's made fun of me for trying to learn, like, because I was like. She's like, why are you doing magic tricks? And I was like, I don't know. Just for fun. And when you do a magic trick in front of somebody, guys, they're blown away. Yeah, they're blown. As an adult, learning magic as an.
Lunchbox
Adult, how many hours do you have to put in to pull it off?
Bobby Bones
Probably a couple or a few or nine. Yeah, you're knocking it. When you can do magic in front of anybody and they're like, wow. Almost not a better feeling. Don't knock it till you try it. Learning magic as an adult.
Scuba Steve
Better than sleeping naked.
Bobby Bones
Sleeping naked hurts me. Not him, not mini me, but me. For example, it's time for the good.
Lunchbox
News with producer Eddie.
Bobby Bones
Tell me something good.
Scuba Steve
There were two elementary students getting ready to go home from school. They're in Wisconsin, and they're right there by the street. And the crossing guard says, hold up, hold up. Let me get the flag out.
Bobby Bones
All right.
Scuba Steve
She gets in the middle of the road, puts her flag out, blows the whistle. The students start crossing. Well, here comes a car. It's not slowing down. Crossing guards, like, blowing the whistle.
Bobby Bones
Stop, stop, stop.
Scuba Steve
It doesn't stop. So the crossing guard dives, grabs the two kids and puts them aside like they did not get hit by the car. Thanks to that crossing guard.
Lunchbox
That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
Dang diving.
Scuba Steve
The crossing guard got hurt, too. Hurt her arm, but she's good, and she's a hero.
Bobby Bones
I just wonder if diving is quicker, though, than, like, running and scooping. I mean, your instinct makes you dive like playing ball. I dive all the time. And I'm like, should I just kept running and, like, kept it. But the fact. Were the people not paying attention?
Scuba Steve
They weren't paying attention. They got cited for inattentive driving, they.
Bobby Bones
Should be cited for not being able to drive again. Almost running over kids.
Scuba Steve
I agree.
Bobby Bones
Dot com.
Scuba Steve
So scary.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Good for her. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Everybody gets one minute. It's a one minute life rant. The timer will start when it you're done. It can be about anything. One minute life rant. I will go first and go. All right. Went to dinner with my other night. Let's talk about chips and salsa. Everybody loves chips and salsa. However, it is a trap. Every single time I go to a Mexican restaurant, I will inside my own head tell myself, we're not gonna go crazy. We're gonna pace ourselves. I'm not gonna ruin my meal. This is a new restaurant I'd never been to. I've been told it was awesome. They bring the chips. They bring the salsa. Ate two whole baskets of chips. Even though the whole time leading up to it, I was going, I'm not gonna eat all the chips. So I'm full when the food gets there, I'm already full. And I can even see it happening in real time where I know I'm getting full and I'm like, I should stop. Even my wife said, you're gonna be full when the food gets here. I couldn't stop. I haven't no ahead of time that I'm doing it. I think maybe one chip per minute. You ever do that? You do? Maybe I do a half a chip. Maybe I count to 30 before I have a new chip. Eat slower. No, but they're bottomless. The salsa is right there. It is a food trap. It is a rhythm. And then I ordered carne asada. Sizzling. Amazing. I could not wait. But I was already so full that I did. Oh, son of a gun. You had more to say.
Lunchbox
It's true.
Bobby Bones
I had about eight more seconds. But that's, that's the name of the game.
Lunchbox
I felt that.
Bobby Bones
It's so. I can't go on anymore. It's. It's so annoying.
Lunchbox
I know, but it is.
Bobby Bones
I hate me. Yeah, that's how, that's how I was going to end it.
Scuba Steve
I hate me or the chips.
Bobby Bones
No, it's me.
Scuba Steve
Okay?
Bobby Bones
I can't control the ch. But I, I, I digress. Amy, you'll have 60 seconds for your 60 Second Life rant. Are you ready?
Lunchbox
I'm ready.
Bobby Bones
Go.
Lunchbox
My rant is called be kind because rude people, I just don't understand them. Yesterday I accidentally bumped into a guy totally by accident, and instead of A normal, like, oh, no worries. Or maybe even a glare. I could take a glare. But he came at me with, hey, watch what you're going. Or what you're doing. And then he said, jesus. And I'm like, okay, all right. Lord's name in vain. They'll need to go there. So I immediately say, I'm sorry because, yeah, I'm trying to be kind. Basic human decency. And he, under his breath, can't confirm this, but it sounded like he said the B word that rhymes with witch. And I'm like, what?
Bobby Bones
What?
Lunchbox
Under his breath as he walks away. I was like, I believe in giving people grace, right? But this is just a little too far. Maybe he was having a bad day. Maybe he just got really terrible news. And yet, aren't there plenty of us out there dealing with hard things and we're still able to be kind. Like, we don't have to be overly nice to strangers. But let's not.
Bobby Bones
I'd like to follow up with a couple questions. I think we should be able to ask a couple questions. Number one question is what? You hit him?
Lunchbox
Yeah, my depth perception's off.
Bobby Bones
No, no, I know, but I'm saying.
Lunchbox
I bumped into that gently.
Bobby Bones
You're not a rhyming witch. You're not.
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
And you don't even know for sure he said that. I'm in a court of law.
Lunchbox
We couldn't prove that, but I felt that.
Bobby Bones
But why'd you had. I didn't know about you hitting him.
Lunchbox
I bumped into like.
Bobby Bones
Like what? What and where.
Lunchbox
I was trying to squeeze by, and I go. And I bumped in.
Bobby Bones
Squeezer. You forced your squeezer?
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
Were you cutting a line?
Lunchbox
I was. I don't cut lines.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
I was not cutting a line. I was trying to squeeze by. So at the grocery store, they had like, I guess it was unpacking it like a shipment day.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
So there was stuff everywhere that they were unboxing and this guy was holding things. And I feel like maybe when I bumped into him was about to drop it all.
Bobby Bones
Oh, maybe there's just a lot of the story. I felt like we didn't fully. We only had 60 seconds.
Lunchbox
Like, the details don't matter. Yes, I bumped into him. Yes, my death perception dropped. Yes, I felt bad. And yes, I said sorry. And he said the Lord's name in vain and called me the B word.
Bobby Bones
Maybe he asked for Jesus to help him. Oh, yeah, you don't know, cuz. You don't know that he said that. The. The wish.
Lunchbox
Watch where you're going. And then he goes, jesus, help her.
Bobby Bones
Because she runs into things.
Eddie
Did you say, excuse me or.
Lunchbox
I said I'm sorry. After. After that. I said, I'm sorry. Sorry. And then that's when he looked on.
Bobby Bones
I don't think you're at fault. Yeah, I don't think you're at fault.
Lunchbox
I am at fault. I did hit him.
Bobby Bones
I don't think you're at fault for you.
Lunchbox
For his attitude.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Lunchbox
Correct. I'm not right.
Bobby Bones
And you're right. Probably something was happening and hurt people.
Lunchbox
Hurt people. But I wasn't going to let him hurt me. I know he's having a hard day, but let's not be the reason.
Bobby Bones
But also why trying to squeeze when guys got his arms full and stuff.
Lunchbox
Like, what else was I supposed to get through?
Bobby Bones
Excuse me. Pop back him on the shoulder. Excuse me, dude. Can I slide through here?
Lunchbox
How to get to the yogurt? What was I supposed to do?
Bobby Bones
I. I agree with what you're.
Lunchbox
Rough day for him. I have grace. Rough day.
Bobby Bones
All of us have rough days. And hopefully if somebody does something while we're having a rough day, we don't react. We think to ourselves, wow, other people have had rough. That's it. Okay.
Lunchbox
That's all right.
Bobby Bones
Maybe you're all good with me. Be kind, but probably a little anyway. Hey, Raymundo, did you come up with one? Yep. Okay. Raymond to our audio producer. You're gonna have 60 seconds. This is Raymundo's one minute life rant. Go ahead. Littering people. Stop throwing stuff anywhere. City, country. It really doesn't matter. But I'm starting to think now the littering happens in the country because people put it in the back of their truck beds. Trust me with physics and wind, whatever you put in the back of your truck bed is gonna blow out. So I found beer cans, which, let's just hope people aren't drinking and driving. But every single day, I have to go into my yard for 10, 20 minutes picking up stuff. Plastic foam, Styrofoam pieces of plastic. Other beer cans, Wendy's, Culver's, McDonald's cups. Fry stuff, people. Oh, my God. It's just gonna lift up for six seconds. Find a trash can. Let's be some decent. Take care of it. We want to make this world better when we leave it. Let's not leave it for our kids. Lord knows what they're gonna do this planet. Do the best we possibly can. Don't hoot. Give a hoot, never pollute.
Scuba Steve
That's it.
Bobby Bones
Well, he's stretching. I feel like we had like a 22 minute, two second rant. It went long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, we'll get to you guys in a second.
Amy
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang just won Podcast of the Year at this year's iHeart Podcast Awards.
Bobby Bones
Oh, wow. You're kidding. Stop it.
Amy
Lady Gaga will take home the Innovator award at Monday's iHeartradio Music Awards. Now these iHeart Award winners are teaming up on a brand new episode of Las Culturistas.
Lunchbox
Thank you so much for having me here, but please, please, please don't make me get angry about any.
Amy
Just open the free iHeartRadio app, search Las Culturistas and listen now.
Bobby Bones
All right, 60 Second Life Rants. We're gonna go over to Lunchbox now. You have 60 seconds. Whenever it buzzes, you're done.
Eddie
Yeah, I understand.
Bobby Bones
I don't know that you do, but anyway, let's give it a rip and go.
Eddie
Why do so many people suck at their job? I recently bought a new phone case. I bought the wrong size. So I call the place and I'm like, hey, I need a shipping label so I can get a refund. They're like, oh, yeah, we'll send you that shipping label right to your email. Took me 15 minutes to get through to this lady because I had to sit on hold because they have the teleprompter. Press one for this, press two for that, and I'm like, I still don't have the shipping label. She's like, oh, it'll be sent. Thank you. Any more thing else? She hangs up. Guess what, guys? I never got the shipping label. Customer service sucks in this country. 95% of people that do customer service suck at their job.
Bobby Bones
It is so frustrating.
Eddie
So now. So now I'm going to have to call back, wait on hold for 15 minutes to get a hold of someone else to get a shipping label emailed to my email address so I can mail this product back. And it's so annoying. If you're in customer service, do a better job. Why do customer service representatives suck so freaking bad? It is annoying and it's a waste of my time. Oh, get better at your job, people.
Bobby Bones
When he said suck at, I did not think that's what he's about to say. Close and. But also, you're yelling so much, I kind of lost what it was about.
Eddie
But no, no, it's about customer service.
Bobby Bones
I hear you. We got. We can't. You said you lost it I know.
Eddie
But I'm trying to explain.
Bobby Bones
That wasn't a question. That was a statement. My only question. Follow up with questions. Is it about a phone case that you ordered?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, got it.
Eddie
And they were supposed to send a ship. My email address. And guess what? You want to check my email?
Bobby Bones
No, no.
Eddie
Still doesn't have.
Bobby Bones
It's overtime, guys.
Scuba Steve
But was the customer service good?
Eddie
No, because they didn't do their job. All they do is.
Bobby Bones
How did you rate them? Like one to five. Would you rate it? I'm a five. Or no? No. Okay, got it.
Eddie
Just because all they had to do is hit enter and send it.
Bobby Bones
And she.
Eddie
I said, I still don't have it. And she said, yeah, it'll be coming shortly. Have a good day. And she. And I'm like, no, no, no. It never came.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I feel like it's rewritten. Rewriting. Okay, we have two left. Eddie. 60 second, my friend. Go.
Scuba Steve
I love my family. I mean, they are the joy of my life. I have four kids and a beautiful wife. But sometimes they make dumb decisions, and this one really made me upset. So they have spring break, right? Okay, you guys want to go somewhere for spring break? I got to stay and work, but you guys can go wherever you want. Where is my favorite place in the whole wide world?
Bobby Bones
The beach.
Scuba Steve
The beach. And where do they go? They go to the beach. The one time they can go on vacation without me, they pick the beach. You can go to the mountains, you can go to the river, you can go to a cabin. Do whatever you want, but you're going to go to the beach. And this is what really made me upset when they were packing to go to the beach. My son gets my favorite thing in the whole wide world. My fishing rod and my tackle. Because that's what I love to do at the beach, man. I love being at home alone. It's cool. But thinking of them at the beach makes me really upset. And then they send me pictures of them at the beach.
Eddie
Look.
Scuba Steve
Oh, look, he's playing in the sand. Oh, look, I got a drink. My wife sent me a picture with a drink in her hand. Like, that's what I do at the beach. God made me so mad.
Bobby Bones
What if they love the beach? Yeah, what if they love the beach? Because you've made them love the beach.
Scuba Steve
My favorite place in the whole wide world.
Lunchbox
You're working so that they can.
Scuba Steve
So I can pay for them to do what I would love to do.
Eddie
Yeah, they want sunshine because it's been cold. Winter has just ended. So they want to go somewhere where it's sunny. They don't want to go to the mountains.
Bobby Bones
Like, I understand why you'd be upset, but I don't think they're sending pictures to taunt you. I think you're their father and they love you. Just a thought.
Scuba Steve
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Just a thought. But I do understand why you would feel that way. Yeah. Yes.
Scuba Steve
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Morgan, you're up. Last one, Morgan. 60 Second Life rant. Get it?
Morgan
All right. When it rains, it pours.
Bobby Bones
Guys.
Morgan
Why do easy things have to be so complicated? First my car battery died. Then my car air conditioner and heater stopped working. Then my wifi stopped working and I had to replace it. But nothing that runs on WI fi is working anymore. Then my fire alarm started going off for a week straight. Wasn't just the fire alarm that had problems. It was also the carbon monoxide alarm that started going off. And while all of this is happening, I'm dealing with vertigo. And then also other health problems pop up. I can't get in to see a doctor because that's too easy, right? It'd be easy to see a doctor. No, it's not. It's too hard. You can't find a doctor that has specialties and all these different things that you need and. Guys, I feel like the entire world just came crashing down on me a one week span. And there's only so much one human can take in a span of a week. So I just want to know, why does it always have to happen at the same exact time? And why do easy things always have to be so complicated? That's all I have. Even though my going, I don't have any more rants. I'm even changing.
Bobby Bones
There it goes. Did you mean by your fire alarm, your smoke alarm that goes beep?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's the worst. That's a stupid thing. I thought. Speaking of you, like things happening to you and your vertigo, I thought for a minute during that you had a stroke.
Eddie
I did too.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
I feel like, yeah, no, but you're good.
Bobby Bones
You're good. Yeah. No, you got a little too fired up. And I was like, I'm worried about her. And then. Yeah, I think we all can relate. It seems like when one thing goes wrong, first. First thing that happens, family goes on vacation. Next thing you know, they're taking tackle box. Next thing you know, they're sending you pictures. Everything goes wrong.
Scuba Steve
You know what's crazy about her, her smoke alarm though, is she says she took it off the ceiling unplugged. It took the battery out. And it's still chirping, of course.
Bobby Bones
Like, it's like a snake.
Scuba Steve
Like, how does it do that?
Bobby Bones
Where are you from? This has happened our whole life. Like, that's why we end up putting dirty clothes on them in a closet or throwing them out in the backyard.
Scuba Steve
That's bizarre, man. Like, you took all the life out of it, but yet it's still talking. That's weird.
Eddie
But you said you had a carbon monoxide leak.
Morgan
No, I have a monitor. And then that was also beeping at the same time.
Bobby Bones
The sparkle was because the batteries low. I thought she didn't have smoke going into her thing.
Eddie
I thought the carbon monoxide was beeping because there's a leak.
Morgan
No, it's just all batteries.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, there's a lot.
Lunchbox
Everything had to be replaced.
Bobby Bones
How do you feel today, though?
Morgan
I think I've finally hit a little bit of the other side. I had somebody come out and fix the alarms. I don't know what's happening with my car. I've kind of put that on the back burner. I now have a doctor appointment coming up. So everything's finally similar simmering, but it's still kind of a stroke.
Bobby Bones
Guys, we need to get her somewhere.
Lunchbox
This is a rough week.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we gotta get her somewhere. Okay, thank you, everybody. Bones, we're gonna do what would you do? And the first question I'm gonna ask Lunchbox, but everybody else, guess what he's gonna say. So write your answer down to what he'll say. What would you do? The wallet dilemma. You find a wallet, there's $1,000 cash in the wallet. You found the wallet laying in the middle of a street in a neighborhood. Cash, but no id. What do you do? So this is Lunchbox is what he would do. We are going to all write down what he's going to say. Let's see if we get it right. You have 10 seconds to write your answer down.
Scuba Steve
I'm in.
Eddie
I'm in.
Scuba Steve
But.
Bobby Bones
Yes, well, you are in because you have to give an answer. Yeah. You don't have to write it down.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Everybody good? Yeah. All right. Lunchbox. The wallet is in the middle of the street in the neighborhood. No id, but there's thousand bucks in cash. What do you do?
Eddie
Take it home? I mean, he's got no id.
Bobby Bones
Sorry.
Eddie
I mean, how am I gonna find the owner? Anybody could claim it's their wallet. Sorry. Found this wallet. And someone's gonna be like, oh, it's my wallet. And then someone else that's My wallet. A little shady. So I guess it's my wallet now.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I did put. Keep it, but I thought he would keep all the cash and throw the wallet back in the street.
Scuba Steve
Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox
Would you write, I put that he takes the whole thing.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well, good for you. You nailed it. I mean, not good for you, but bad for him.
Scuba Steve
But, yes, I did keep it. As in, he'll keep the whole thing.
Bobby Bones
Okay. See, I thought he would at least be like, kinda throw the wallet back so the person can at least find their wallet they lost, but steal the money. Fair enough. Okay, Amy, I'm gonna ask you this question. You guys write down what you think Amy would do. You buy a used book at a thrift store, and you find $2,000 in cash hidden inside. What do you do? Do you return it? Do you keep it? Do you. The options are limitless. But you buy a used book at a thrift store, you find $2,000 hidden inside. What do you do now? Be as. Be honest. Okay. Okay.
Scuba Steve
And I'm in.
Bobby Bones
I'm in.
Eddie
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Amy, what do you have?
Lunchbox
Okay, so hear me out on this. Old me probably would have gone to the bookstore and tried to track down whoever did that. New me would see it as a sign that I just got $2,000. Because y'all have been doing those. I've been doing those money meditations. Yeah. For a. But not so much just money, but just feeling abundant in life in all areas. And I would be like, abundance.
Bobby Bones
So.
Lunchbox
Because how are they gonna find the person?
Bobby Bones
No need to justify. We're just saying. So you would just.
Lunchbox
I would see it as a gift.
Bobby Bones
Keep it.
Scuba Steve
You keep it.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Which is crazy because I. I feel like. And I'm okay with that now. I feel like parsony before would have just been like, oh, I gotta go try to find the person. But then the person in the bookstore is probably just gonna keep it for themselves, because how are they gonna find the person?
Bobby Bones
I wrote, she's gonna keep it, but she'll donate 100 bucks. But she didn't do the donation, so I didn't fully get. No, you can't now donate. You can't now donate lunchbox. What was our guess?
Eddie
I put absolutely keep it, dude. I mean, there's no way to track the owner down. So she's more like me than she thinks. She'd keep the money.
Bobby Bones
So she's a lot like you're saying.
Lunchbox
No, it's not the same, Eddie.
Scuba Steve
I didn't know she was gonna Hit us with a new me. So I did. I did take it back to the bookstore and even post it on social media to make sure it gets back to the person.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but forget it.
Bobby Bones
You don't say there's money in it. You just try to find the owner of the book. Old you maybe does that. And then once the owner of the book goes, oh, that's my. Well, kill it. Call me Ishmael, you know.
Lunchbox
Yeah, okay.
Bobby Bones
That's Moby Dick. Is the book. All right? Eddie, what do you do? So you give a friend. We'll say it's me a scratch off ticket. I hit for $50,000. Do you ask or think that I should give you some? You give me a scratch off ticket, I. And I hit for $50,000. What does Eddie do after I win that money? Guys, write your answer down.
Scuba Steve
Now think about this.
Lunchbox
You give it to him. What does he do after you hit?
Bobby Bones
He gives it to me. He gives me a scratch off ticket. I have $50,000.
Lunchbox
I know.
Bobby Bones
Well, you just said, I know. But then you just asked in the question, like, what it was, because I'm.
Lunchbox
Like, thinking you're the one that just won. Yeah, but I have to answer.
Bobby Bones
Do you know. Do you know what you're saying out loud or not? Okay, I'm just making sure I know.
Lunchbox
I know. Sometimes I know.
Bobby Bones
Okay, good. Making sure. You know what? That's all.
Lunchbox
If I'm confused, other people might be confused.
Bobby Bones
No, I. I know. I'm just making sure, you know, you're out loud. Okay. Okay, I'm in.
Eddie
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Amy, hold on.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Scuba Steve
I might get her with a new me. New me.
Bobby Bones
Old me. Dang. She hit. She did hit you with the curveball. Amy, what does Eddie do? He. He gives me a ticket, I scratch it. It's $50,000, and what does he do? Go.
Lunchbox
He says, oh, man, congratulations. Like, that's so awesome. And then he subtly starts dropping hints about stuff he has to pay for, hoping that you'll give him some.
Bobby Bones
I like it.
Lunchbox
I wrote, I got me in the kids sports.
Bobby Bones
What did you. What did you write down? Eddie, what would you do?
Scuba Steve
I said that I would be happy for you, but then I'd ask for $10,000.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you would actually ask?
Scuba Steve
Yeah, like, can I have 10,000 of that?
Bobby Bones
I was with Amy. I said, he alludes a lot to what he could use the money for, but wouldn't openly ask. Lunchbox.
Eddie
I put Eddie would think in his head. Man, I really hope Bobby gives Me. Somebody wouldn't have the cojones to ask for the money.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, see, guys, that's old me. New me would have asked for a thousand dollars.
Eddie
Dang it. I didn't think about the new you.
Bobby Bones
I would say 10,000 is way too much, because once I'm paying taxes on that, it's like 35 grand. Yeah. So then you're asking for basically a third of the money for a gift you gave me.
Scuba Steve
That's too much.
Bobby Bones
I take it down to, like, a thousand, but I still wouldn't ask. You can allude, but okay, one more. Now this will be me. You realize after leaving a restaurant, when you try to tip $50, you accidentally tip to $500. This is me. Do I go back or do I call? What do I do? I go into the restaurant. I mean, to tip 50 bucks, I accidentally tip 500.
Lunchbox
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
What do I do? I'm in. Everybody good.
Eddie
I'm in for the win.
Scuba Steve
I'm in.
Eddie
Lunchbox money gone.
Bobby Bones
Sorry.
Eddie
You'd just be like, oh, it was a sign that a person probably needs it more than I do, so I'll just let him keep.
Scuba Steve
He doesn't believe in signs.
Bobby Bones
I'm not a big sign guy. I know, but I hear you. Okay, Amy?
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah. It's a gift. Like, you just realized, like, oh, okay, cool mistake. But it's how it's meant to be.
Scuba Steve
Eddie, you would do nothing and then come on air the next day and be like, I'm an idiot. This is what I did.
Lunchbox
But also awesome.
Scuba Steve
Yeah. We'll all be like, dude, that's so cool.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I would just be like, keep it. I was. I waited tables once, and I. I'd be very selfish in my thoughts, being like, I wish I would happen to me when I was waiting tables, because that have been awesome. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Let me do it different. Let me do a harder one for me. Okay. Give me a hard one. A co worker is stealing small office supplies. I like the co worker, but they are stealing them constantly. What do I do?
Lunchbox
Like. Like, paper clips.
Bobby Bones
It can be Sharpies. It can be paper, water, bottles of water, anything. What do I do? I'm in.
Scuba Steve
I'm in.
Eddie
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Amy, what do you have?
Lunchbox
Okay. You don't take this public, like, to anybody higher up or anything, but you do call the person in your office and you're like, hey, look, I know this has been going on. If there's something up you need, like, let me know. But we got to Stop taking stuff from the office.
Bobby Bones
And then I'm like, I just tips, like, 500 bucks. So whatever you need, I can do. Lunchbox.
Eddie
You don't report to the bosses, but you offer that co worker. Hey, man, you need me to buy you some paperclips? I'll buy you some paperclips, man.
Bobby Bones
Man, you got a heart of paper clips. Specifically.
Eddie
Okay, well, Amy got it in my head.
Bobby Bones
I know, Eddie.
Scuba Steve
I said you would get a burner phone and you would call the boss.
Bobby Bones
Now we're talking.
Scuba Steve
And tell them that the co worker's stealing paper clips.
Bobby Bones
No, I would just call the boss. I'm gonna need a burner phone. No, I would just tell Scuba. I'd be like, hey, Scuba, lunchbox won't stop stealing crap.
Scuba Steve
Oh, yeah, Deal with it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like, I don't care what you have to do, but we. We need this stuff or I have to pay for it. So that's. What would you do? I have a bunch more into that game again. Some other time.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, that's fun.
Bobby Bones
That's fun. We're all decent people. Some of us are decent people.
Scuba Steve
Pretty good people.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, for the most part, we're pretty. We're okay. Yeah.
Scuba Steve
Except the wallet person.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, the wallet person was a pretty bad one. All right. On the phone is Ray in Boston, Massachusetts. Hey, Ray, how are you, buddy? Good. How you doing? Doing pretty good. So I'm gonna let you play a game to win some shoes. I'm big shoe guy. Love shoes. Have some nice shoes. But I have a lot sitting in a closet. There's no need for me to keep these in a closet if I'm not gonna wear them. So I want to give them to you. Ray, what size do you wear? 10 and a half. That works because these are 11. One extra pair of socks, you're ready to go. What. What kind of shoes do you like? Anything. Nikes, Adidas, New Balance. You like Jordans? I'll wear them. Yeah, you'll wear them. Like you're saying that like a cool guy. Or you'll wear them? Because if that's all we have. No, I'll wear them. Anything that fits me, I'll wear them. Well, again, you know. Okay, we're gonna do a sports game with Amy now. We did a music game and lunchbox. That's his weakness. We're gonna do a sports game with Amy. Coming up, we're gonna say, Amy, can you tell me the person saying the iconic sports line? Okay, you. You will not get this one. This one is impossible. But I just want to give you an example of how it's going to work. Here we go. Playoffs. Don't talk about playoffs. You kidding me?
Eddie
Playoffs.
Bobby Bones
I just hope we can win a game. You wouldn't get that one, but I just want to give you an example. That is Jim Mora from the Indianapolis Colts.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
The other ones are going to be easier. Let's do one more. That she will not get. The Bears are who we thought they were. That's why we took the damn field. Now, if you want to crowd them, then crown their ass. But they are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook. You wouldn't have got that one too hard. The easier ones are coming up next.
Lunchbox
Okay?
Bobby Bones
Okay. And we'll let.
Lunchbox
What was that?
Bobby Bones
That was Dennis Green from the Cardinals. Arizona Cardinals.
Lunchbox
Oh. Oh, Dennis. Okay.
Bobby Bones
They are who we thought they were.
Scuba Steve
That's a great quote.
Bobby Bones
We will come back with that game next. All right, Ray is on from Boston. We're gonna play the sports game here. I'll play an iconic sports line. Amy has to tell me who's saying it now. I'm gonna play five. All she has to do. This is gonna be tough. All she has to do is get one. One.
Scuba Steve
It's good.
Bobby Bones
If she gets. If she gets one, you get to pick Ray. Do you think she'll get one right out of five? And if you're correct on whatever you say, you'll win. The shoes or not up for grabs. I have a pair of red Jordan 11s. Almost brand new Nike. They're Jordans. They're one of my favorite pair of shoes. I'll give them to you if you win. Okay. Ray? Yes, sir. Will she get one? Right? I'm tempted to say no, but I have a little bit of confidence, so I'm gonna say, yeah, she'll get at least one.
Lunchbox
He has a little bit of confidence. All you need is a little.
Bobby Bones
That's what she said. Okay. All you have to do is get one of five. All right? So ready, Amy?
Lunchbox
Ready.
Bobby Bones
Go. How about them Cowboys? This is a weak area for you. It's why now. What do you think?
Lunchbox
How about them Cowboys?
Bobby Bones
Okay, one more time.
Lunchbox
Okay. This is a coach.
Bobby Bones
I'm not saying who it is. Does that sound familiar to you at all? Have you heard that before? Somebody go, how about them Cowboys?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
I mean, people say that you're from Texas. People say that?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, people do.
Lunchbox
How about them Cowboys? So this could just be anybody, but.
Bobby Bones
It'S who said it first and made.
Lunchbox
It famous and it's not from a movie.
Bobby Bones
No, we did sports. We gave lunchbox music. We gave a new sports.
Lunchbox
Can I hear it one more time?
Bobby Bones
Yep.
Lunchbox
How about them Cowboys? Oh, my gosh. Jerry Jones.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you were so close. It's Jimmy Johnson. Joe Jones.
Lunchbox
That's not close.
Bobby Bones
Jerry Jones hired Jimmy Johnson as his first ever coach. They won the Super Bowl.
Lunchbox
I don't know Jimmy Johnson.
Raymundo
Okay, dang.
Bobby Bones
Next up. I'm here, so I won't get. Fine.
Lunchbox
Oh, oh, oh.
Bobby Bones
Okay. She knows it. Look at her eyes. We're gonna play it again.
Lunchbox
I'm just here so I don't get fined. Mar. Mar.
Bobby Bones
Play it again. I'm here so I won't get fined.
Lunchbox
I just don't know his exact name right now.
Bobby Bones
You gotta say it right, though, Marshawn. I don't even know if you're right.
Lunchbox
But I am right. I know, I know that.
Bobby Bones
It's like one more time. I'm here so I won't get fined.
Lunchbox
I feel like right now I don't like how his last name is sounding in my head.
Bobby Bones
You can practice it out a few times.
Lunchbox
Is his last name. Is it right? Does it. Can I say what it rhymes?
Bobby Bones
You can say what you think it is. And it. As long as you don't commit to it.
Lunchbox
I'm just here. So don't get. Fine. Marshon Lynch. See, that sounds bad to me. I don't like that name. Marshon. I don't know. That's all I got because now that's stuck in my head. Marshawn, are you gonna go with that? Stop looking at me like that.
Raymundo
I don't know if you're doing like.
Lunchbox
That weird psychotherapy stuff.
Bobby Bones
I'm just asking if you're gonna go with that.
Lunchbox
Marshon Lynch.
Bobby Bones
Is that your answer?
Lunchbox
That is my answer.
Bobby Bones
Final answer.
Lunchbox
Final answer.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Scuba Steve
She got one.
Bobby Bones
She got it. Good job.
Lunchbox
You were trying to do that mess with me.
Bobby Bones
No, I'm just making sure.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you were looking at me like. Don't say that.
Bobby Bones
No. Do you want to hear the rest of them, though?
Lunchbox
Well, yeah, because I want to guess them.
Bobby Bones
All right, here we go. Next up, get boom.
Eddie
Tough acting. Acting.
Lunchbox
What?
Eddie
Get boom. Puff acting. 10 acting.
Lunchbox
Oh, puff acting. 10 acting.
Bobby Bones
Not puff acting. No.
Lunchbox
Fast acting in Tacton.
Raymundo
Boom.
Bobby Bones
Tough acton.
Lunchbox
And it's football.
Bobby Bones
I didn't say. You didn't say.
Lunchbox
Cuz I'm picturing like Magic Johnson.
Bobby Bones
It's football.
Lunchbox
Oh, it is.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
It's not. Who's the guy that did the grills? Foreman George. Foreman.
Bobby Bones
No, John Madden. Oh, okay, give me number the boxer. Number seven. Here we go. Anything's possible. Anything's possible.
Lunchbox
Oh, wow. Rudy.
Bobby Bones
No, that's Kevin Garnett. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. All right, one more. It's my quarterback. Oh, there's no way you get this if you do a lot of cred. You want to hear it again? You may get it, but a lot of cred if you get it. It's my quarterback. He's crying.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I know who that is.
Bobby Bones
Get it.
Lunchbox
Help me. Help you?
Bobby Bones
Are you asking me that or is that a thing?
Lunchbox
Is that the guy from Jerry Maguire that plays football?
Bobby Bones
He's a real athlete. Damien, these are not movie quotes from sports movies.
Lunchbox
Sounds like him, though.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. It's Terrell wins TL oh, okay.
Lunchbox
Well, he must have influenced his character.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't matter, Ray. You are the winner, my friend. Great job. Ray, I'm gonna suggest.
Lunchbox
Thank you. Marshon.
Bobby Bones
L. Surprise. Yeah, I know.
Lunchbox
Stop acting so surprised. Be like, I have faith in you. The whole time I.
Bobby Bones
When you were saying Marshawn, I. My heart was beating out of my chest. Ray, I'm gonna send you these. These Jordan 11s. They're awesome shoes. I've only ever worn them once. You'll love them. Thanks for listening and stay on the phone so we can get your mailing address. Okay, quick question. Can I get you guys all to sign those?
Lunchbox
Sign something else, because those are nice.
Bobby Bones
All right, then instead, can I get a. Instead of signing them, can I just get a book? One of your books for my nephews? Yes. And we'll all. You want us all to sign the book? If you. I don't mind. Yeah, I appreciate it. Right, we will do that. We're happy to sign the shoes, but these are like 250 shoes, man. They're awesome. I'd hate to sign them when you not wear them. Okay, okay. All right. So I appreciate it. You're welcome. Thank you for listening. We'll put you on hold. Amy, great job.
Lunchbox
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
It's time for the good news with Bobby. At 5 years old, Cason was in an accident and paralyzed and in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He's 13 years old now, and so. Oh, Nacogdoches, Texas. Hey, I know Nacogdoches. Your old roommates from Nacogosh.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Eddie
He used to have a tattoo right on his stomach. Said knack.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And so the people in the town got together and got him to specialized all terrain wheelchair, which would be pretty baller. Imagine you're a kid and you get an all terrain wheelchair.
Scuba Steve
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
His dad's police officer and the law enforcement foundation and others in the community because the kid loved to go fishing, hunting and hiking. They just started putting their money together and raised 18,000 bucks. And so he got the wheelchair, he got a lifetime hunting and fishing license, and now he just gets to go do that stuff. A lot of stuff that you would think either he's going to be limited in doing it because the worst chair can get him, or he just can't do it at all. But he. He's able to do it. That's awesome. That's from ktre. Big shout out to the Nat Nacogdoches, Texas. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good.
Amy
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang just won Podcast of the year at this year's iHeart Podcast Awards.
Bobby Bones
Oh, wow. You're kidding. Stop it.
Amy
Lady Gaga will take home the Innovator award at Monday's iHeartradio Music Awards. Now these iHeart Award winners are teaming up on a brand new episode of Las Culturistas.
Lunchbox
Thank you so much for having me here, but please, please, please don't make me get angry about anything in public.
Amy
Just open the free iHeartRadio app, search Las Culturistas and listen now.
Bobby Bones
Now it's time for the investigative corny. 90 seconds on the clock. How many of Amy's corny jokes can we get? Let's go. The morning corny.
Lunchbox
What do you call a car that's all by itself?
Bobby Bones
Loner.
Scuba Steve
A loner.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Okay. Why are lazy teachers always the best?
Scuba Steve
Nap sub.
Bobby Bones
Why are lazy teachers always the best?
Eddie
Boom.
Scuba Steve
Education.
Lunchbox
Lazy. But they're the best.
Bobby Bones
Okay, you'd have to do. You can't give us any help. We'll think less of ourselves. Why are lazy. They don't teach first choice arithmetic.
Eddie
First sleep.
Scuba Steve
English algebra.
Bobby Bones
Reread it again.
Lunchbox
What? Why are lazy teachers always the best?
Scuba Steve
Science classroom.
Eddie
Relax. Relaxed.
Scuba Steve
Oh, man, that's tough.
Bobby Bones
Lazy teachers. An educator.
Scuba Steve
Yawn.
Eddie
Lazy.
Bobby Bones
Bomb.
Eddie
Bum. And I'm bummed out.
Scuba Steve
Tired.
Eddie
They're tired.
Bobby Bones
They're retired, retired lazy teachers. So they're not lazy. Like they don't lazy. They don't want to work the greatest sleep.
Scuba Steve
They. They're. I mean, what's another word for lazy?
Eddie
What's another word for best guys we're missing. She keeps emphasizing best teacher of the.
Scuba Steve
Year number one of the teacher of the yawn.
Eddie
Teacher of the bed.
Lunchbox
Golly, y'all got loaner cars so fast.
Eddie
Bed teacher.
Scuba Steve
I feel stupid.
Eddie
Lazy.
Bobby Bones
Why are lazy teachers the best? Because they home. Homework. They.
Eddie
They don't work.
Bobby Bones
They stay at home.
Eddie
They don't work.
Scuba Steve
What is it?
Lunchbox
They don't give an F. What?
Bobby Bones
You think we're gonna say that? You think we're gonna say that? You think we're gonna say that? First of all, that's funny. That's funny. That's funny. But technically, we would never. We've never said it.
Scuba Steve
That's too risky.
Bobby Bones
That is. Yeah.
Lunchbox
No, F is a grade.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, no, we understand. No, we understand the joke.
Bobby Bones
That's like Amy going, what's a teacher's favorite genital? We don't know. We don't know. We don't want to talk about that. What are you talking about? Okay. It's a Bobby Bones show interview, in case you didn't know. It's Luke Bryan. So many number one songs. He's on American Idol, which you can watch on Sunday nights. And I was talking to Luke, and it was interesting because he talked about how he didn't make it until he was in his 30s. Like, he wasn't a young artist that made it. And he compared it to, like, Morgan Wallen, because Morgan was in his 20s. He's like, I didn't make it till I was like, 32. So we talked about that. And then a song that he kind of passed on that went to be a number one for Morgan Wallen and how there was a time where he became a victim of his own success when it came time for awards. So here is a little of my conversation with Luke Bryant on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Luke Bryan, has your music changed and what you're looking to record when you're 25 versus now, just as you. You growing up, there was one point.
Raymundo
In my career I had singing about trucks enough. I passed stupidly on the Morgan sanding my boots because it had Chevrolet in it.
Bobby Bones
And you felt it was just too much truck because you were doing so many.
Raymundo
I just felt like that I just went through two years of my life where I was like, man, I have sing. You know, I sing about trucks a lot. I sing about tailgates. And I think I got in my head a little bit because I think if I had a lot of negativity socially on socials, that I was getting pegged as maybe a one trick pony in that lane.
Bobby Bones
Were also a victim of your own success. Which is a great way to.
Raymundo
Which happens. Yeah, I mean, I'll take that any damn day of the week. You know what's interesting, Bobby? When you look at somebody like Morgan, Morgan really got going when he was 24, 25. I really got going when I was 32.
Bobby Bones
You're already a full adult then, right?
Raymundo
I mean, I didn't move to Nashville Till I was 25, so I was tricking people a little bit in my. Like when I look at Thomas Red, he was like 20.
Bobby Bones
He's a kid.
Raymundo
Yeah, he was a baby. And he's calling me like, what did you do? And I was like, dude, I was. I was going through what you're. You're 21. I was 31. I had, you know, I had a baby at home and a wife. And, you know, it was a little bit different for me because I didn't get to town until I was 25. And, you know, the reason why that happened is I had lost my brother in the car wreck. I was moving here when I was 19, and when he passed away in 96, I'd have been 20. So then I just kind of shut her down for a minute. Then I went and did college and worked for my dad a couple years. So it kind of just threw me off, which I'm glad I came here with a mature mindset. And Bobby, what's interesting too, when I was doing spring break stuff, I was 34, 35, 36, 37. Like making spring break albums appealing to 20 year olds.
Bobby Bones
Does that feel weird for you?
Raymundo
Well, it got a little weird. It didn't get weird. It just felt like, you know, it's time to move on from maybe the spring break, me trying to sing college songs. But it was fun for me and it was awesome. And it told the world that that's my personality if I don't get male Vocalists of the year and Grammys or whatever. Because I may be known as the guy that has had fun through his career and put out a lot of fun songs. I'm cool with that. I think vocally I may have been overlooked for that party Ness. I think there's stuff out there that I've done vocally that certain. Certainly it's not Chris Stapleton vocals and Ronnie Dunn vocals and. But I think I might have gotten overlooked in that a little bit, which is fine.
Bobby Bones
Like I said, I agree.
Raymundo
In my opinion, it's always been 100% country. It's just people that judge don't necessarily. Didn't necessarily appreciate country girl. Check it for Me or whatever, that's fine. But what they don't know about me is a song that was on the radar from 1985 till present day. And I guarantee you, I could play it and sing it. But my thing is, so when I go back, like my current song, country song, came on, it's a throwback song for me. But some people may be like, well, that's Luke pandering to maybe what's pop. No, it's not pandering. Like, it's me being authentically. That song spoke to me. I was like, hell, yeah, I'm cutting that. That's me.
Bobby Bones
If you want to hear that full hour long interview with Luke Bryan, go search for the Bobby cast on iHeartRadio. And check out Luke's Sundays on American Idol on ABC. Get tickets to his shows to lukebrian.com. bones, wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning his wigs. Next bit and Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bo we heard about a blood moon. And the blood moon just means the moon is red. Tonight or last night?
Lunchbox
No, it's tonight.
Bobby Bones
It's tonight. I didn't look. Daylight savings, man. I'm partying all day. I don't even look at night time. So we have a big picture of the big red blood moon in our studio. Now, this has nothing to do with the devil, even though listeners have told Amy that this is the devil.
Lunchbox
Yeah. No, this is just a fun activity.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And it's also. The moon is literally red. That's why it's called the blood moon. There are no sacrifices.
Lunchbox
No, except for. I didn't wonder.
Scuba Steve
Wait, what?
Bobby Bones
She's. Except for our gerbil. Wait, what?
Lunchbox
No, but I wonder if we, like, all cut, like, our fingers and then maybe I'll drift a drop of blood in the water.
Bobby Bones
What's wrong with you, Amy? What's wrong with you?
Lunchbox
No, we don't mix it or drink it or touch it. Like, we're not. But, you know, like, that's just fun. Like when you.
Bobby Bones
No, that's not fun. No, I've done fun things. That's not fun.
Lunchbox
Like when you were a kid. I don't recommend this anymore. To this day, we know too much about.
Bobby Bones
I never did blood brothers.
Lunchbox
You never did that with anybody?
Bobby Bones
No. Well, one, nobody wanted to do that with me. Sad part. But two, I don't want to cut my hand. Okay, that's fair.
Lunchbox
Funny, I just thought I Hear you just like. And then it, like, makes our papers white, and it'll make it kind of red.
Bobby Bones
You can watch. Right now, we are up on Facebook, and we are up on our YouTube page if you want to watch our experiment here. So we have a huge red moon up on the screen. There is a bowl of water, which we are using water. And Amy tried twice to get us to use fire. We're not using fire. I mean, we're also not cutting ourselves.
Lunchbox
If you're at home and you feel safe, you could burn it and then dump the ashes in water. But you just. You have to improvise and do what works for you or your colleagues.
Bobby Bones
We're our colleagues.
Scuba Steve
That's us.
Bobby Bones
We're doing two things. Amy says we do one wish.
Lunchbox
Yeah, we're gonna do a wish.
Bobby Bones
And then one thing we'd like to release. Like, release a burden within ourselves. And I think you should go first, Amy, so you can show us what this is. The microphone is ready for you up on stage.
Lunchbox
So to be clear, we took time to clearly write these down, right?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And then we place our written intentions in the bowl of water.
Bobby Bones
You have to say what they are, though.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I'm gonna say what they are. And then as you do it, visualize it leaving. Okay. All right. Take time to meditate.
Bobby Bones
It's not like a birthday wish. What if we say it before just like you?
Scuba Steve
We're not meditating.
Bobby Bones
Hey, you cut yourself first. We'll all do it. You go first.
Eddie
Go, go, go.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay. So Amy's walking up and two pieces of paper in her hand.
Lunchbox
So I'm gonna.
Scuba Steve
I would get behind it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, because your butt right on camera, unless you're looking to be. Just turn it.
Scuba Steve
There we go.
Bobby Bones
That microphone turns. There you magic.
Eddie
And the blood moon's right behind you.
Lunchbox
Okay. So I am going to. Do you want my wish or my release first?
Bobby Bones
Whatever you want.
Lunchbox
Okay, I'm gonna release.
Bobby Bones
What is she doing?
Lunchbox
Take time to meditate.
Bobby Bones
She's, like, starting to cry.
Lunchbox
Okay, I'm releasing my need to have all the answers. Oftentimes, I need to know why this is happening or what is happening, and I just want to trust the unknown.
Bobby Bones
Okay, then we go.
Scuba Steve
Release the need.
Bobby Bones
Just release the need. Because I'll be different. Oh, wait, don't do it yet. Oh, that is so good. Release the.
Scuba Steve
This is so weird.
Bobby Bones
Okay, one at a time. Release the need. Okay.
Lunchbox
In the name of the Lord.
Bobby Bones
Well, no, I'm not. I'm not doing any religion thing here, because people will get mad at us.
Lunchbox
Oh, no, I just did.
Bobby Bones
I.
Lunchbox
The person.
Bobby Bones
Only if it's the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. But even then, it just gets. We're just doing the fun.
Lunchbox
Do it the want. Do it the want. So people know. Because a listener said to counter the guy that said that we were demonic.
Bobby Bones
For the record and the Lord. Sav. Jesus Christ.
Lunchbox
Yes. Blanket that. Okay. And then my wish.
Bobby Bones
Okay, go ahead.
Lunchbox
Oh, I wish for another cat.
Bobby Bones
Release the wish. Okay. Okay.
Scuba Steve
So the first one is to release the need.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Because it's a need. In a second.
Eddie
Got it.
Lunchbox
Oh, I like that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Okay.
Lunchbox
So they're in the water.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, they're just kind of floating on top, though. They're really.
Lunchbox
Should I submerge them?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you should submerge them. I didn't really go with blood.
Lunchbox
Okay, now they're really.
Bobby Bones
Oh, wow. Now she's got water everywhere. In a studio full of electronics.
Eddie
Good job.
Bobby Bones
There she is. Amy. Good job.
Eddie
How do you feel?
Lunchbox
I feel good. I feel good. I truly. Y'all check in with me on releasing, like, my need to know. Have all the answers.
Bobby Bones
Okay. There she is. Good job. Eddie, why don't you go second?
Scuba Steve
You want me to go now?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Scuba Steve
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Remember, for the need, which we start with. Release the need and then for the wish. Release the wish. And this is all done in the name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Lunchbox
Yeah, we clarified that.
Bobby Bones
Just making sure.
Scuba Steve
For the record, I think this is stupid.
Bobby Bones
It. Okay, okay.
Lunchbox
Okay. And the energy you put out is the energy.
Bobby Bones
I kind of match that energy, if I'm being honest. But, hey, this is fun.
Scuba Steve
All right, I'm gonna start with my wish.
Bobby Bones
No. What did we just say?
Scuba Steve
Start with a knee.
Bobby Bones
You listen.
Eddie
No, I was with you. I was going. Wish first.
Bobby Bones
We're doing need first. Got it.
Scuba Steve
Okay. All right. Here's my need. My need is to release my urge to eat cookies late at night.
Bobby Bones
Right? That's a good one. Because sometimes, uncontrollable.
Scuba Steve
Like, I eat healthy all day, but at night, I want cookies so bad. So I would like to release this.
Bobby Bones
Release the need.
Lunchbox
Oh, you. Thank you guys, straight away.
Eddie
I like the way you couldn't even read your own writing.
Scuba Steve
Now, this is my wish. I wish that the Dallas Cowboys will win the super bowl this year.
Bobby Bones
No chance. Oh, sorry, sorry. Release the wish.
Scuba Steve
Oh, that felt nothing thing.
Bobby Bones
What? You never know. You never know.
Lunchbox
A little bit good.
Bobby Bones
You never know, Morgan.
Scuba Steve
Hey, you guys, will you keep track of my wishes and my needs?
Lunchbox
Whatever.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I mean, by the way, you hungry? I have some cookies over here.
Scuba Steve
No, it's okay.
Eddie
It's not late at night. Eat them right now.
Bobby Bones
My bad. Okay, here's Morgan coming up.
Lunchbox
Megan, maybe Morgan will be a little bit more.
Bobby Bones
What, like, serious? Yes. No, we're all serious about this. Hi, Morgan.
Scuba Steve
You.
Bobby Bones
You're going to drop some stuff into the. The bottle bowl, out of the bowl to release, whatever. Anyway, go ahead.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
And I'm doing my needs first.
Bobby Bones
My.
Morgan
My need. I want to release anything I'm dealing with health wise, thanks to Long Covet. I would really like my smell back.
Lunchbox
And vertigo to go away.
Bobby Bones
That's good. She is submerging it into the water now.
Morgan
You ready for my wish? Very serious. I wish to find my forever person.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. Good job.
Lunchbox
Thank you, Morgan. What from, roomie? What you seek will seek you.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no. Somebody get Amy a robe. Oh, my God.
Lunchbox
No. That was just off the dome. I don't even know if I got it right.
Eddie
And I feel bad.
Bobby Bones
I don't know how many people brought these in. Hey, Ray. Did you bring one? I know you're in the glass room, but can. Can you walk in? Can someone run your station real quick? Runs itself. Oh, trust me, it don't run itself.
Lunchbox
But it's what you seek is seeking you.
Bobby Bones
This feels very culty when Amy starts saying.
Scuba Steve
You mean the chanting doesn't feel.
Bobby Bones
Well, we kind of made the channel. Hey, Raymundo. What up? All right. This is my need. My tanning addiction. I want to be. Oh, yeah. I just want to be cool with being Caucasian. Tanning.
Lunchbox
Yes, I feel that.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, I throw it in. Release. Are you sure it's a Caucasian thing or you just want to be a more tan Caucasian?
Eddie
Because I thought you were Hispanic.
Bobby Bones
Well, I'm so pasty in pictures. I make my wife give me these sprays. I got to try to lay out on the patio too much. I don't need to be tan.
Lunchbox
I know, but it feels good.
Bobby Bones
Now you're talking against his.
Lunchbox
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Bobby Bones
Wish.
Lunchbox
Wait, we did. We didn't say it.
Bobby Bones
Yes, we did. You weren't paying attention. You were talking.
Eddie
You were too busy trying to correct it.
Lunchbox
Okay, sorry.
Bobby Bones
My wish is the cost of cement to go down so that me and Bazer are able to pave our driveway. Release the wish. Good job. Thank you.
Lunchbox
Good job, Ray.
Bobby Bones
Okay, okay, okay.
Lunchbox
Cement price is up.
Bobby Bones
Who hasn't? Everything's up right now.
Lunchbox
I know everything.
Bobby Bones
If somebody goes eggs, we're like, we got it.
Scuba Steve
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Release the wish. Let's do One more. I know we have a bunch more. Mike Diabon. Mike has no needs or wishes, Nothing to release.
Eddie
He's perfect.
Bobby Bones
I have one. Who else? Who else has one?
Eddie
I got one. I got two, actually.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well, let's do them real quick then.
Eddie
You want me to do both of them?
Bobby Bones
Go ahead. No, you can't do two. Okay, but he said two. Actually, we all had that one. One is in your appearance.
Eddie
I forgot which one I'm doing first.
Lunchbox
The need me.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my gosh.
Eddie
Oh, don't act like you were all perfect up here. What do I need to do, man?
Lunchbox
Just take a deep breath.
Bobby Bones
So what is your. What is your need for the blood moon?
Eddie
My need. I'm letting go of the awkward energy towards my mother in law and her flirtatious ways.
Bobby Bones
Release the need. Give into it.
Eddie
The habit of making it awkward.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
When she rubs my head and tells.
Bobby Bones
Me, okay, give into it.
Eddie
But I'm releasing.
Bobby Bones
And yeah, chase your feelings.
Eddie
Now my wish. My wish is to hit the lottery for at least 300 million.
Bobby Bones
Oh.
Eddie
So I can stop being a baller on a budget.
Bobby Bones
Really?
Lunchbox
Release the wish. Okay, guys, that didn't feel very supportive.
Scuba Steve
What?
Bobby Bones
What? His. It doesn't matter.
Eddie
No, go ahead.
Scuba Steve
What were you not up to?
Bobby Bones
Us? Amy, we want the blood. If the blood moon. The blood moon's stupid, by the way.
Eddie
Ah, Hallelujah.
Bobby Bones
No.
Scuba Steve
What?
Lunchbox
See, I almost thought about having my cousin on to explain a lot of this.
Scuba Steve
We're good.
Lunchbox
No, but I mean, she could at.
Scuba Steve
Least we get it. It's all crap.
Lunchbox
Well, not to everybody.
Bobby Bones
I'm walking up. Okay, so my need. I'm gonna release the fear of my sleep struggles because as soon as I lay down in bed every night, my heart rate goes up to a. To a very high level because I immediately think, well, I'm going to oversleep and I'm not going to make it to work in time. Therefore, I'm not. I'm going to lose my job. The same with. I'm not going to get enough sleep, therefore I'm going to get sick, therefore I'm going to lose my job. Even though I've never missed work or been late to work in 20 years. So I'm releasing the struggle of sleep and fighting the idea that I may not get it. Release the need I missed.
Eddie
Oh, my God.
Bobby Bones
What does that mean? That's a.
Lunchbox
Okay, I really submerge it.
Scuba Steve
You start falling asleep immediately. It worked.
Bobby Bones
Now for my wish. I wish that today, Arkansas would be Ole Miss in the second round of the SEC basketball tournament.
Lunchbox
Release the wish.
Bobby Bones
Good wish, man.
Eddie
That's a very like.
Lunchbox
Bobby. Submerge it.
Bobby Bones
Hey.
Scuba Steve
Now pee in the bowl.
Lunchbox
Submerge it.
Bobby Bones
Interesting. Does that help?
Scuba Steve
Yeah, yeah. That's ex blood and moon, dude. I read all about it.
Lunchbox
There you go.
Bobby Bones
That's not blood. That's the urine. Mood. That's a whole different one. Okay.
Lunchbox
Okay. Wasn't this fun?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
Now what happens?
Bobby Bones
Now all our dreams come true. We're basically the Muppet. We're the Muppet Babies.
Lunchbox
Does anybody feel lighter?
Scuba Steve
No.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Cuz I got those papers in the bowl.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Okay. Amy, thank you.
Lunchbox
Whatever.
Bobby Bones
No, we did your bit.
Scuba Steve
You're good.
Bobby Bones
We literally did your bit.
Lunchbox
Thank you.
Eddie
Do we need to say amen or anything?
Scuba Steve
Nope.
Bobby Bones
But Amy's mad at us.
Eddie
I know.
Bobby Bones
She's like, she wanted this bit. We did her bit.
Lunchbox
It's not a bit.
Eddie
Oh, it's a bit.
Scuba Steve
Oh, she thinks it's more than a bit.
Eddie
Oh, no.
Lunchbox
Like, it's not a bit.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Hey, Ray. Release the segment. Men fall in love almost twice as fast as women. From the New York Post. Men have hardened exteriors. But surprising new research say they have found they fall in love almost twice as fast. They surveyed 808 young adults and they listen. I think they're just. They fall in lust, but hey, that's me.
Lunchbox
Don't you think they took that into consideration with the research?
Bobby Bones
But still, it's like boobs. I'm in love.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
So, yes, they probably do. They say not only do men fall in love more quickly, they also fall in love more frequently. The research uncovered that while men fall in love more frequently and quickly, women are more likely to experience stronger feelings when they eventually commit it, though. Because with men, a lot of it's a chase. I love you. We're kind of idiots. The shocking amount of time each can of soda is cutting from your lifespan, from the economic times, your emotional support. Coke may be shaving years off your life, according to a study that found you lose 12 minutes every time you reach for your favorite sweet beverage.
Lunchbox
Every time you reach for it, or every time you finish.
Bobby Bones
You know what they mean? Okay, they don't mean just reaching.
Eddie
Amy, come on.
Bobby Bones
Researchers at the University of Michigan compiled a list of 5,800 foods based on their effects on longevity. And they considered things like added as fats, calories and sugar content. And they found that it's about 12 minutes for every soda you drink.
Lunchbox
Like, we can figure out a lot. So why can't we figure out how to make the taste of Diet Coke, because that's what I love. Without it being like, you know, you know it's going to kill you.
Bobby Bones
I don't understand your question.
Lunchbox
Yeah, like, why can't we figure out how to make Diet Coke like, okay for you?
Bobby Bones
Why can't we figure out.
Lunchbox
Because it's like, why can't we try.
Bobby Bones
To make crack good for us? Right.
Lunchbox
I don't. I'm not into that.
Bobby Bones
I know you're being very selfish and I love crack.
Lunchbox
Okay, okay. Crack. Good, good, good.
Bobby Bones
Example, an anti groggy breakfast. If you're feeling groggy, there's food for that. A study examining what fights off grogginess in the morning found that people who ate a high carb breakfast with a small amount of protein kept their alertness all day. Experts say if you can eat Greek yogurt, toast, avocado, fried egg, and it's all about carbs with protein. That's from woman's world. Chewing on wood for five minutes may improve your memory. What? We've long suspected that chewing in general affects brain function. New research has uncovered a surprising biological connection. Chewing on hard materials for just five minutes can boost levels of glue. It's a thing.
Scuba Steve
That's a word. You can't.
Lunchbox
Something in the brain glue to glutathione. Oh, glutathione.
Bobby Bones
Thank you.
Eddie
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Dang. How'd you know that? Just in your Diet Coke.
Lunchbox
Reading things, I guess.
Bobby Bones
Oh, she got me. Or hearing, hey, a little bit of a shot. I'll take that shot. Hey, mine are shot fired. Obviously I read books, but not on glutathione.
Lunchbox
Hold on. It's obviously hearing it too, because when I read, I don't. I don't have the correct pronunciation in my head.
Bobby Bones
That's the brain's primary antioxidant defense system. Researchers from several universities made a fascinating discovery. Participants who chewed on wooden sticks for just five minutes minutes showed measurable increases in GSH levels inside their brain. This is pretty cool. That's from study finds the unhealthiest foods on the planet. According to eatthis.com, the unhealthiest foods include. And they do top 10. And they list it for many things. It's sugar, it's fat, it's all of those things we talked about earlier. It's chemicals, it's preservatives. And I'll give you top five. Number five, fast food burgers. Number four, French fries. Number three, processed meats like bacon and hot dogs. Number two, white bread. And number one, potato chips. That's basically. That was basically all my diet from age 6 to 17.
Scuba Steve
Yeah, I love all that stuff.
Lunchbox
And I think just because the fried and the whatever types of oil it's fried in.
Bobby Bones
A weatherman keeps broadcasting as a tornado hits the TV studio. A storm came to central Florida on Monday morning, and a tornado hit the community called Lake Mary near Orlando. Here's a clip of honor personality Brooks Garner, who said live that the tornado appeared and the camera was mounted outside the building. And by the way, no one was hurt. But here's the clip. This is a look at the live camera of a tornado which could be passing by our station right now. Take shelter, Everybody, in the Fox 35 building. Get to your safe space. We're hearing. You can see the debris flying there on the camera. This is a tornado. Seek shelter immediately. Immediately. Get under your desks, guys. Anchors under the desks. Okay, we got power flickering out. This is a. This is a confirmed tornado. National Weather Service, if you're listening, this is a confirm tornado. Okay. I've been doing this for a very long time. That's the first time a tornado has hit me while I'm doing the weather.
Scuba Steve
Whoa.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Pretty crazy. I thought there'd be more of a crash or something, though.
Scuba Steve
He said the lights were flickering, so.
Eddie
But you can see debris flying in.
Bobby Bones
The camera recess from the tornado. I wish there wasn't a tornado. So, yeah, there's that. Another thing that I want to talk about for A second is ZipRecruiter. It's really hard to find good people, and I'm constantly trying to find people to hire. I'm about to post up another ad on ZipRecruiter. I guess it's not so much an ad, but it's like I'm looking for people to do certain jobs inside the old organization here. So if you're a small business and you're looking for somebody, let me recommend ZipRecruiter and you can try it for free now. Ziprecruiter.com bones. And then my thing's gonna go up probably in the next couple of weeks because I've got to find somebody as far as, like, video and pictures. And my guy Reid, who's been with me forever, is moving, and it sucks, so I got to find somebody to replace him. But ZipRecruiter's been awesome because they give you great people quick. You post jobs today. You talk to qualified candidates as early as tomorrow, even Zip recruiters. Technology immediately finds talented people for your job, and you can invite them to apply if you want to try for free. Ziprecruiter.com Bones it really is really hard. When I was talking, I spoke at a Goldman Sachs thing a couple days ago, D.C. it's so hard to find good people, like, consistent people. And so if you want to find good people, Let me recommend ZipRecruiter. And again, try it for free now. Ziprecruiter.com Bones that's the news. Those were Bobby's big stories. Bobby Bone show Bonehead story of the day.
Eddie
This story comes to us from Corona, California. A man pulls up in a white pickup truck to a house, and there's a black sedan sitting there. He's like, oh, yeah, time to light that sucker on fire. So he puts some accelerant around the car, lights it, he goes up in flames.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So he had. He lit gas on him.
Eddie
Yeah, some gas got on him, and you see him in the ring, doorbell, camera running and jumping the fence and doing the stop, drop, and roll. But. Yeah. So number one rule of an arsonist. Don't set yourself on fire.
Bobby Bones
That's true. Arkansas. Keith would. We would set or we would create fires, like, burn. It was never used gas. We use a lot of different things because of the fumes. He would be like, it'll. It'll chase it all the way to you.
Scuba Steve
Oh, that gas blows up.
Bobby Bones
I'd be a pretty good arsonist because of that. Yeah. Yeah. I have skills.
Eddie
Did you like lighting fires?
Bobby Bones
Nah. Oh, man. You guys get too excited for me Now I'm scared.
Eddie
It was the most fun as a kid to light fires. I mean, we used to light fires all the time. And we would go under the road. There was, like, a bridge, and we'd, like, bags of leaves on fire, and, I mean, and the smoke would billow out. And someone called the fire department. We had to run.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I think fires were tools for us more than, like, fun.
Eddie
Oh, no, we did it all the time. We were pyros.
Scuba Steve
Pyro. That's living in the country versus living in the city.
Bobby Bones
Pyromaniac would be what you were.
Eddie
Yeah, that's what we were.
Raymundo
We loved it.
Bobby Bones
Fire. Fire. Yeah, you're right. That's country life, city life. All right, There you go.
Eddie
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Lunchbox
Bones.
Bobby Bones
Here's a voicemail we just got.
Amy
I just heard about Bobby's car getting.
Bobby Bones
Hit by the propane tank. I was standing directly in front of your car and watched it happen, because I was in line to go to your show. The person I was with saw it comes flying off that truck and had to jump in front of me and, like, pull me aside because it was coming straight for me. And if it didn't smash your car, it would have just smashed right into me.
Scuba Steve
Me.
Bobby Bones
Thank you for your car being there, but I am sorry that it was your car. Couple things. One, I'm glad that didn't hit you, but two, my car didn't save you. I wish there was no car there.
Scuba Steve
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because then it would just roll and stopped. So my car would love to take credit. I talked about it yesterday. I would love to take credit. But it did nothing. And I still don't understand how a propane tank flew off of a truck. And it was so windy. That propane tank flew through the air and smashed into my car. I don't know how it falls off the truck. I don't know how it's not tied to something. I don't know. So next week, I'm just gonna take my car. It's not a huge deal. That's why I have insurance. It sucks. Premium will go up, but as we say, the sun will come up tomorrow regardless. But I'm glad she didn't get hit. I just can't visualize how a propane tank is coming off the back of a truck because it's windy, not because the truck's like, it's a parking lot. It was windy, There was a storm, but truck got nailed by it. So glad you didn't get hit. But my car didn't save you. And you know what? I wish my car wouldn't have been there.
Lunchbox
Yeah. But maybe it did save her.
Bobby Bones
So.
Scuba Steve
No, she was in front of it.
Bobby Bones
How about that dude who pulled her out of the way hero, whoever that is, because he put himself at risk. If that had been my car, like, nudging her out of nowhere, then we could have talked about how my car was actually able to do that. That. Thank you guys for being here. We will see you guys tomorrow. Hope you guys have a great day. Goodbye, everybody. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
Amy
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang just won podcast of the year at this year's Iheart Podcast Awards.
Bobby Bones
Oh, wow. You're kidding. Stop it.
Amy
Lady Gaga will take home the Innovator award at Monday's iHeartradio Music Awards. Now these iHeart Award winners are teaming up on a brand new episode of Las Culturistas.
Lunchbox
Thank you so much for having me here, but please, please, please don't make me get angry about anything in public.
Amy
Just open the free iHeartRadio app, search Las Culturistas and listen now.
Bobby Bones
I'm Mark Seal. And I'm Nathan King. This is Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli. The five families did not want us to shoot that picture.
Scuba Steve
This podcast is based on my co host Mark Seals best selling book of the same title. Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli features.
Bobby Bones
New and archival interviews with Francis Ford.
Scuba Steve
Coppola, Robert Evans, James Caan, Talia Shire and many others.
Bobby Bones
Yes, that was a real horse's head.
Scuba Steve
Listen and subscribe to Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Amy
Welcome to Pot of Rebellion, our new Star Wars Rebels Rewatch podcast. I'm Vanessa Marshall, voice of Harrison Duella, Spectre 2.
Lunchbox
I'm Tia Sirkar. Sabine Wren, Spectre 5.
Bobby Bones
I'm Taylor Gray. Ezra Bridger, Specter 6. And I'm Jon Lee Brody, the Ghost Crew Stowaway moderator.
Lunchbox
Each week we're gonna rewatch and discuss an episode from the series and share some fun behind the scenes stories.
Bobby Bones
Sometimes we'll be visited by special guests like Steve bloom voices Zaborielio's Spectre 4, or Dante Bosco voices Jaquel and many others.
Lunchbox
So hang on because it's gonna be a fun ride.
Bobby Bones
Cue the music. Listen to Potter Rebellion on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Amy
I'm Emila, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story.
Bobby Bones
And what I heard wasn't good. You? Really?
Amy
Last night, it felt like I lived.
Bobby Bones
Most of my life in a blackout.
Amy
I was trapped in addiction.
Bobby Bones
I had to grab the lamp and.
Amy
Smashed it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Bobby Bones
Pass.
Amy
Hey y'all, it's your girl Cheekies. And I'm back with a brand new season of your favorite podcast, Cheekies and Chill. I'll be sharing even more personal stories with you guys and as always, you'll get my exclusive take on topics like love, personal growth, health, family ties, and more. And don't forget, I'll also be dishing out my best advice to you on episodes of Dear Cheekies. It's going to be an exciting year and I hope that you can join me, listen to Cheekies and chill season four on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show Episode: THURS PT1: We Release Our Wishes For The Blood Moon + Don't Knock It Until You Try It + We Get 1 Minute To Rant About Our Life (Radio Show) Release Date: March 13, 2025
In this engaging episode of The Bobby Bones Show, host Bobby Bones delves into a variety of topics ranging from celestial events and personal growth activities to relatable life rants and interactive games with listeners. The episode is structured into several distinct segments, each offering unique insights and entertainment for both regular listeners and newcomers.
Timestamp: [04:45] - [07:06]
Bobby introduces the concept of the blood moon, clarifying misconceptions by stating, "The blood moon is literally red. That's why it's called the blood moon." (04:58). Despite his skepticism about astrology, Bobby engages in a group activity where he and his co-hosts write down personal intentions and release them into water, symbolizing the release of burdens and the setting of new wishes.
Notable Quote:
The segment highlights a blend of spirituality and personal development, encouraging listeners to participate in similar reflective practices.
Timestamp: [07:06] - [13:22]
Listener Raymundo shares his struggles with in-laws who subtly criticize his parenting choices, leaving him feeling disrespected. The conversation emphasizes the importance of unified front in parenting and setting boundaries.
Notable Quotes:
The hosts offer practical advice on handling such familial tensions, suggesting clear communication and mutual support as key strategies.
Timestamp: [13:22] - [16:03]
Bobby initiates the "Don't Knock It Until You Try It" segment, sharing personal anecdotes about initially disliking certain habits or foods but growing to appreciate them after giving them a chance.
Notable Quotes:
Examples include Bobby's transformation in appreciating a shoe-free household for cleaner floors and experimenting with unconventional food combinations, highlighting the value of keeping an open mind.
Timestamp: [16:03] - [40:35]
Listeners are given one minute each to voice their life frustrations. This segment features a range of rants, from customer service woes to personal annoyances.
Notable Quotes:
Participants express grievances about everyday challenges, allowing for a relatable and cathartic experience for both speakers and listeners.
Timestamp: [50:35] - [51:07]
In this uplifting segment, Bobby highlights a heartwarming story from Nacogdoches, Texas, where community efforts enabled a young boy, Cason, to receive a specialized all-terrain wheelchair. This gesture allowed him to pursue his passion for outdoor activities like fishing and hiking, demonstrating the power of community support.
Notable Quote:
The story serves as a testament to the positive impact of collective goodwill and generosity.
Timestamp: [33:43] - [43:19]
Bobby engages listeners in the "What Would You Do?" game, presenting moral dilemmas and encouraging participants to share their choices.
Notable Scenario:
Responses vary, with participants debating whether to keep the money or attempt to return it, showcasing diverse ethical perspectives.
Timestamp: [70:22] - [47:01]
This game involves identifying iconic sports quotes, adding a competitive and energetic flair to the show.
Notable Interaction:
The segment fosters listener engagement and highlights Bobby's knowledge of sports culture.
Timestamp: [51:38] - [77:46]
Bobby delivers a mix of news bites, personal stories, and listener testimonials. Highlights include:
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These segments blend news with personal anecdotes, offering a comprehensive and varied listening experience.
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show effectively combines entertainment with meaningful discussions. From celestial events and personal growth activities to everyday life rants and interactive games, Bobby and his co-hosts create a dynamic and engaging atmosphere. Notable moments include the heartfelt community support story, relatable life rants, and spirited listener interactions, ensuring that the episode resonates with a wide audience.
Notable Quotes Overview:
This comprehensive summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions, insights, and memorable moments for listeners who may not have tuned in.