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Amy Brown
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Will
Hey Will, do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days?
Mango
Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science I can't keep track of it all.
Will
Then it's a good thing. Our podcast Part Time Genius is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
Mango
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals.
Will
In a paper called, quote, Chickens prefer beautiful humans.
Bobby Bones
This was actually the title of the paper.
Will
They all discovered that, much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Will
We're talking medical miracles.
Mango
He's an endocrinologist who found a way to stimulate insulin producing cells using, wait for it, the saliva of a Gila monster.
Will
There's no way to make that not sound crazy.
Mango
We even talked to some of the experts behind these breakthroughs. It's a week full of fact packed stories you won't want to miss. So listen to the Part Time Genius countdown of the 25 greatest science ideas of the past 25 years starting Monday, March 3rd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bob Pippman
Hi, I'm Bob Pippman, chairman and CEO of iHeartMedia. I'm excited to introduce a brand new season of my podcast Math and Stories from the Frontiers of Marketing. I'm having conversations with some folks across a wide range of industries to hear how they reach the top of their fields and the lessons they learned along the way that everyone can use. I'll be joined by innovative leaders like chairman and CEO of Health Beauty, Tarang Amin, legendary singer, songwriter and philanthropist Jewel.
Amy Brown
Being a rock star is very fun.
Bobby Bones
But helping people is way more fun.
Bob Pippman
And Damian Maldonado, CEO of American Financing.
Bobby Bones
I figured out the formula. I just have to work hard, then that's magic.
Bob Pippman
Join me as we uncover innovations in data and analytics, the math, and the ever important creative spark, the magic. Listen to math and magic on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Bobby Bones
Here we go. Come on, Bobby. Bobby Bones transmitting across America.
Raymundo
Turn it.
Bobby Bones
This is about my own show. Let's go. So I got a question for you, and I don't know if I can pull it off or if even you think it would be a good idea or if even I'm invited yet. So factor all that in, okay?
Amy Brown
Okay.
Bobby Bones
The last two years, maybe three years, the ACMs went to Amazon. So they do that on Amazon. And it's been in Dallas every year. I think it's back in Dallas this year. I'm not sure. And so I've always been second string. I'm on camera. I mean, actually, I'm actually on camera more than the host is, but I don't get the, like, I don't get the host, like, credit, and I don't get my picture. And it's not, like, hosted by Bobby, nor should it be. Cause it's Reba. It's been Reba and Garth every time. So I get it. I'm a loser compared to them, a winner compared to others, a loser compared to them. But I'm backstage and they throw to me constantly because artists are coming through and then it's a live show. So at times they throw to me because since something's live, something's not ready up front. So, like, go to Bobby. I can work live pretty easily because I don't freak out. So there we go. Well, this year it is the 60th. I'm not hosting it. Reba is. They've. It's already been announced, but it's a big deal. I haven't officially been invited back. I feel like I'm gonna be because they haven't told me I'm not. But that may be a weird way to look at it. So I should. I should ask. No.
Amy Brown
How do you ask?
Lunchbox
Yeah, who do you ask?
Amy Brown
What do you think?
Bobby Bones
I text God.
Lunchbox
Oh, Mr. ACM.
Amy Brown
How does he reply?
Bobby Bones
I just don't put two and just send it into the space.
Lunchbox
Who gets it?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I text my manager, am I part of the acm? You'll see where the question's going. If he says no, there'll be no question because I'm out. Am I part of the ACM TV show again this year? Okay, we'll see what he says. I think I probably am. I think they like having me there. Not because of my star power, but because if something goes wrong, I can work on my feet pretty fast. So every year, I just wear, like, medium nice clothes. I think I wear a suit or something, you know, But I'm not the host, so I'm not glittered up, but I want to look good. So I do the thing this year, I was thinking, since it's the 60th, about calling Ronnie done and going, hey, do you have any suits or tuxes from, like, the 90s that I can wear, like old school? Because a lot of people do it on the red carpet now where they wear, like, Angelina Jolie's old dress. Like somebody new nowadays. Like, Sydney Sweeney did it this last week. And I think that would be fun and funny if I wore, like, a Brooks and Dunn 90s tuxedo. Just had it, like, tailored.
Amy Brown
Yeah. So from Ronnie, like, it'd be from his closet.
Bobby Bones
It'd be his specifically that he wore at one point on the show.
Amy Brown
Are y'all the same?
Bobby Bones
No, no, I said I would have a tailor.
Amy Brown
Oh, you. Sorry, I missed the tailored part.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, so you have to.
Lunchbox
Cause he's really tall.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, we're good.
Amy Brown
No, I was just thinking, like, literally over 6ft tall.
Bobby Bones
I think his legs.
Raymundo
No, he's a big guy.
Bobby Bones
I think it's.
Amy Brown
His legs are long again.
Bobby Bones
I would have it tailored. I don't even know if he would let me. I don't even know if he has it.
Amy Brown
Yeah, I think it's okay if you're. A lot of people are shorter than.
Bobby Bones
Him, but I was thinking that would be kind of funny to do since in Hollywood they've been doing that for the last couple of years with fam dresses.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
That. To do, like, an old 90s. I don't feel like Amy's feeling me.
Amy Brown
Yeah, I do. I am. I. Why? Why? Why do you feel like I'm not?
Bobby Bones
Because the whole time you're like. I don't know. I feel like Eddie's mean, too.
Lunchbox
I'm not mean.
Bobby Bones
Let me go to Morgan. Morgan, you see that? You see all these actors? It's only actresses, too, by the way. Here's me again. Being feminine. I've never seen a dude do this. Tons of actresses. Do you think this would be fun, funny, novel? What do you think?
Morgan
No, I think it's a great idea. It's on trend. It's what's happening right now. And it would be different because no other guys have tried to do it yet. They probably just haven't honestly thought of it. And I think you should. I think Ronnie's a perfect person. It. It would be cool, too, because Texas used to look a little bit differently. So you could tell that it was old school versus just being like, the same tux that's been around for decades.
Bobby Bones
And also, I wonder if he even keeps stuff like that, because dudes don't really.
Amy Brown
That was my next question. But I bet he does.
Morgan
Well, I think a lot of those dresses have been coming from places like pop culture type museums. I wonder if, like, Country Music hall of Fame has a.
Amy Brown
Well, they would give them back to them, right?
Morgan
Yeah, they give them back after the dress is worn.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And even with the Country Music hall of Fame or even the Opry Times, because they've said if the Opry's like, hey, you can borrow. You know the suits like Porter Wagner used to wear? Yeah, those. They have a name. It's a. It's a Mexican guy.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's his name?
Bobby Bones
You should know, you're Mexican.
Lunchbox
It's like Emilio or like, Manuel. Manuel.
Bobby Bones
Okay, don't just say names.
Lunchbox
No, it's Manuel.
Bobby Bones
It's racist if you're just saying Mexican names.
Lunchbox
I hope it's Manuel.
Bobby Bones
No, it is. It's. Yes, right, but you can do that. I can't. Yeah.
Amy Brown
Okay. I don't know what year this is with Ronnie Dunn's outfit, but I'm looking at it, and it looks so good.
Lunchbox
Oh, and he has the frosty tips.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy Brown
And it's like this brown velvet co.
Bobby Bones
I'll text him right now.
Amy Brown
This is.
Bobby Bones
He's. It's a. It's anything after, like, 5pm Wait, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5am he'll be good. Okay, let's see. Hey, man. No, I'm not gonna do. Hey, man. What's funny about Ronnie is he signs his text messages.
Lunchbox
Love that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. At the end, he's like, dash rd.
Lunchbox
It's like, we know it's you.
Bobby Bones
Let's see. Are you going to the ACMs this year in Dallas? I'm just gonna do this 60th. I guess it's not 60th anniversary. Just 60th show. Because 60 anniversary. Is it called the 60th anniversary? That'd be called. I think it is. Okay.
Lunchbox
The 60 years of the ACM.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
I don't know that they officially call that by the name, but I think it still would be that.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'm just walking him into it. Are you going to the ACMs this year in Dallas? 60th anniversary show. If he says no, I'll just ask Clem Black.
Lunchbox
Okay, you go.
Bobby Bones
Which, by the way, I text him yesterday. Never text me back.
Amy Brown
Would you be interested in wearing what he wore when he won an ACM award in 1994?
Bobby Bones
I'd be interested in wearing anything that looks old school and fun.
Amy Brown
Okay. Because this looks like you.
Bobby Bones
And he may also go, why do you want to wear my clothes?
Amy Brown
Because.
Bobby Bones
And then I'll be like, do you have the underwear, too? I want to fully, fully be in.
Amy Brown
He wears a lot of denim, like jeans with a belt buckle and then a nice top and a sports coat. Like, he wears a lot of that at the awards.
Lunchbox
When do you reveal that it's Ronnie Dunn's? When I walk the red carpet, you just tell them.
Bobby Bones
Because I normally don't like walking the red carpet. I hate the red carpet. But I would walk it in this just so I can make sure to get it out there.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And I post it on my socials, and I'd say it the first break when they usually come to me two or three times an I don't even know if I'm on the show yet. But yeah, it would be when.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
But I thought it was a funny idea. But I was also, like, half asleep. And some of those ideas when I wake up, not always still funny or interesting, but I just. Where they had the Oscars the other night, I saw a couple people doing that with old dresses from back in the day from like 70 or maybe 80s and 90s.
Lunchbox
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
That's been kind of a trend. Okay, well, you didn't make me feel great about it, everybody. But I feel okay enough about it to pursue it.
Amy Brown
But now that we're looking at it, we're understanding, and I think that there's some really good options that I'm looking at Ronnie's outfits. It's just a matter of what's he gonna have.
Lunchbox
And Amy just wanted to make sure that it fit you.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. She's really giving me the business. She was like, you're not tall.
Amy Brown
I thought that we were.
Bobby Bones
You're ugly. And not tall.
Amy Brown
What?
Bobby Bones
You're short. You call me Mushroom Man.
Amy Brown
No, he's Mushroom.
Bobby Bones
This is my head. This is my head.
Amy Brown
I call this.
Bobby Bones
You call me Little Mushroom. Barely grows out of the grass.
Amy Brown
Well, no wonder you feel not supportive, because. But that's your own brain.
Lunchbox
His brain just changes your world.
Bobby Bones
Everything I heard. No, we got Smurf. Mr. Smurfman. Papa Smurf. We got it.
Amy Brown
Roll the tape back, Ray, because I didn't say any of this. All I said is, you're gonna have to.
Bobby Bones
He plays it back and I hear the same thing again. There it is again. There it is.
Lunchbox
Mushroom.
Bobby Bones
Tiny Guy. Micro Machine. How'd you get here? Your Micro Machine. Remember Micro Machines?
Raymundo
Those were awesome. That guy talked so fast.
Bobby Bones
You remember the commercials out?
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
There were tiny, tiny cars. Like, if I were to do a pinch, they were that small.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And you would buy them and then lose them.
Amy Brown
Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox
Because they were so small.
Amy Brown
Tiny.
Bobby Bones
Are you confused at that?
Morgan
Yeah. So they were cars. They were like hot. Like the Hot Wheels. Before Hot Wheels.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Lunchbox
After.
Bobby Bones
Not before Hot Wheels. During Hot Wheels. But yes, they were created way after, but they were. They were called Micro Machines and they were this big.
Morgan
So they were a dude's version of Polly Pocket.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Smaller, even small is Polly Pocket.
Morgan
Polly Pocket was like. They were miniature and, like, they were like the miniature version of Barbie. So that was your guys's Polly Pocket.
Bobby Bones
Did you ever have the little player of music? I don't remember what the name was. And then you put the little slide tape in it. But it was small and you carried it around, man. I was like a hit. Clips. I think it had a name about its size as well. I got mine taken away at church. Like, I had saved up to buy one. And then I remember Shelby. It was our. It wasn't. I wasn't quite youth. Younger than that. He took it away from me at church. I didn't get it back for, like, three weeks.
Lunchbox
Oh, okay. You got it back. I was gonna say. Dang.
Bobby Bones
It was so small that you could it in, like, a palm of your hand. And I had. I think we're alone now. I said. Because there was only like, seven or eight songs.
Lunchbox
Debbie Gibson. Who is that?
Bobby Bones
Tiffany.
Lunchbox
Oh, Tiffany. Tiffany.
Bobby Bones
Doesn't seem to be anyone around. Pocket Rockers, maybe. I think it was. It's a pocket rocker.
Lunchbox
And so. So what, whatever the song was, was that in just one little cartridge?
Bobby Bones
Mike, will you look at a cartridge? Because there are. The cartridges look like to be about if you do a pinch. But Then you open it up. That's the full size of the cartridge. And it looks like there were a couple of songs on it, but it was so small. Wow.
Lunchbox
I don't remember that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I got one.
Amy Brown
Wow.
Bobby Bones
I had one and then lost it from church for three weeks. I thought a little aggressive. Take it for three weeks. You know my dad.
Lunchbox
Big time.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Lunchbox
You know my dad, like, usually they take. Well, now nowadays they take it away and they give it to you at the end of church.
Bobby Bones
I don't even think I was really playing it that loud. I wasn't playing it in the sermon for sure. Okay.
Amy Brown
Fisher Price pocket rocker.
Bobby Bones
This is not true.
Amy Brown
What? What is he saying?
Lunchbox
Ronnie?
Amy Brown
What is he saying? Who?
Bobby Bones
I can't say what he's saying because it has nothing to do with what I asked. But it's something.
Amy Brown
Is it your manager or Ronnie?
Bobby Bones
It's Ronnie.
Amy Brown
Okay.
Lunchbox
He responded to something completely different.
Bobby Bones
No, not different, but it's just not true. So I do not want to say it.
Amy Brown
Well, can we read it?
Bobby Bones
Yes. But I can't say it because it would.
Amy Brown
So I can come over there and read it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Let me say this, though. I want to wear one of your old 90s suits if I'm.
Lunchbox
Do I have one?
Bobby Bones
Part of the TV show again, doing backstage. Do you have any left? This is. So I said, are you going to the ACMs this year, Dallas? He says, that's not. That's not true. He's not. He's messing with me. I'm telling. I'm telling you. He's messing with me.
Amy Brown
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
That's why I can't say it. Cause it's not true.
Amy Brown
I thought.
Bobby Bones
But, well, so I said, I want to wear one of your old 90s suits if I'm part of the TV show again doing backstage. Do you have any left? So we'll see what he says.
Amy Brown
Okay.
Bobby Bones
It'd be hilarious. It's just. Life is hilarious at this point that I'm texting one of the musical artists I listened to the most as a kid going, can I wear your clothes?
Lunchbox
But this is also the same week that you, like, played with Clint Black.
Bobby Bones
That's true. I didn't wear his clothes.
Lunchbox
You didn't. But, I mean, it is a crazy life. Crazy, crazy life that we live.
Bobby Bones
He says, I have things. Yes. Boom. That's.
Lunchbox
That's crazy. He still has that stuff.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Raymundo
Where does he keep it? In, like, a storage unit?
Amy Brown
Yeah. Probably like some temp controlled, you know, because you.
Raymundo
Or a warehouse, probably Brooks and Dunn.
Bobby Bones
Has a bunch of stuff in a warehouse climate.
Amy Brown
I think they call it climate control.
Lunchbox
Oh, I've seen this.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Did you.
Morgan
Well, I mean, like, did your guys dads not ever like, keep all their like suits and tuxes and stuff in.
Raymundo
A room my dad didn't consider a tuck?
Amy Brown
I was nine. Okay. That took dark.
Bobby Bones
That was so dark.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Amy Brown
Just kidding.
Morgan
I didn't ask you on purpose, Bobby.
Raymundo
Okay.
Morgan
You were texting Ronnie.
Amy Brown
Bobby, did your dad keep his tuxes.
Raymundo
In his suit at home?
Bobby Bones
Interesting. You ask. Want to get away. No, no comment. That's fun. If he had like a fun, that would be fun, right?
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Even if they made me change, like, I could walk the red carpet in it and do one and then change into like some. But I don't want to change. I just think that'd be funny to wear a Ronnie Ronnie suit. Okay.
Lunchbox
Did you ask him if that thing was true?
Bobby Bones
I'm not asking.
Amy Brown
Did you just ignore it?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy Brown
You don't double tap it with a question mark?
Bobby Bones
No.
Lunchbox
Interesting.
Amy Brown
They're like, say what?
Bobby Bones
I kissy. No, no, because there's no. There can't. Because it can't possibly be true.
Amy Brown
Does. I don't want to say anything.
Lunchbox
That's probably.
Raymundo
Yeah, that's probably the best. Not. Just keep it at that.
Amy Brown
I have questions. But then it might lead to.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. It can't. It can't. It.
Amy Brown
But what if he means what you typically do? Because that is a.
Bobby Bones
It's not.
Amy Brown
Okay, but that's a. That's a similar.
Bobby Bones
He sent me a picture of a jacket.
Amy Brown
Which one is it? The peach one?
Bobby Bones
No, this has. It's old school with like flowers and stuff on it. I don't know. You probably can't see it.
Lunchbox
That's pretty cool.
Amy Brown
I can see it.
Lunchbox
It's cool. Yeah, it's kind of subtle.
Bobby Bones
He's gonna start.
Lunchbox
Flowers are subtle.
Amy Brown
But whatever it is. What I'm thinking is I wouldn't. What would be cool? No, I'm not. I'm talking about the clothes. I'm not talking about. The text is like where we need a picture of him in it. So that way you have. You can do the side by side.
Bobby Bones
You take that picture with a picture he framed with a picture in it from back in the day. Because I want to wear and do side by side. Hilarious. Okay, we'll get. We'll get to more of that later. Just thought we'd start with that. Everybody feel good about that bit?
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's fun.
Bobby Bones
Thank God, because I was Waking up this morning going, I wonder if this is the stupidest thing ever. I do that sometimes with song ideas. I had a song I did this morning I was writing called canada, you're my best friend.
Lunchbox
Interesting.
Bobby Bones
Mm.
Lunchbox
Because I feel like that could be funny, though.
Bobby Bones
I thought it was funny when I was half asleep about. I just want to make sure Canada knows, like, we're still here for you. Like, we still want you to be our best friend regardless of what happens. Out. You got a lot of cool stuff. There was a fight between a bald eagle and a Canada goose.
Lunchbox
See that picture? Hey, the bald eagle won, though, dude.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like, I hear you. Sometimes best friends fight. But candidates, you're still my friend.
Lunchbox
And I read, too, that the. The goose was. The Canadian goose was kind of injured already.
Bobby Bones
Of course, that's.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Hey, go figure.
Bobby Bones
Not a better metaphor than that. Okay, thank you.
Amy Brown
Hey, it's Amy Brown. Join me in supporting St. Jude Children's Research Hospital for a chance to win a trip to meet Megan Maroney at the 2025 I Heart Country Festival in Austin, Texas, on May 3. Hosted by Bobby Bones, we're gonna hook you up with tickets, flights, hotel, food credits, and a meet and greet with Megan Maroney. Take action now to support St. Jude and help cure childhood cancer. And you're gonna be entered for a chance to win. Visit iheartcountrytrip.com to learn more.
Bobby Bones
A lot of my friends, they can't even get their day going without stopping by Starbucks for me. Love Starbucks. Love to get a chai tea. And if I'm ready, if I really need a big day, I'll get that double shot of espresso ready to go. But the great thing now at Starbucks is, is that if you go and you decide you want to hang out in Starbucks for a little bit, they're now doing ceramics, like glassware. So if you're going to go, you're going to meet a friend and you order a drink and you say, I want it here. You're going to get it in a mug or a glass. There's also a condiment bar. It's back. Now you can add the finishing touches to your drink so you don't have to go, well, I need a little more of this. I need a little less of this. You can do the perfect amount of cream and sugar. You now have even more reasons to stay a while at Starbucks. So you go to Starbucks anyway. Next time, stay a while at your next Starbucks visit.
Will
Hey, Will, do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens These days.
Mango
Constantly, I'm like, ah, there's so much science, I can't keep track of it all.
Will
Then it's a good thing. Our podcast, Part Time Genius is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
Mango
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals in a paper called.
Will
Quote, chickens prefer beautiful humans.
Bobby Bones
This was actually the title of the paper.
Will
They all discovered that, much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces.
Eddie
Got it.
Will
We're talking medical miracles.
Mango
He's an endocrinologist who found a way to stimulate insulin producing cells using, wait for it. The saliva of a Gila monster.
Will
There's no way to make that not sound crazy.
Mango
We even talked to some of the experts behind these breakthroughs. It's a week full of fact packed stories you won't want to miss. So listen to the Part Time Genius countdown of the 25 greatest science ideas of the past 25 years, starting Monday, March 3rd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
Let's go to Bobby Bones. Show Bobby Bones. Raymundo went and got his swimmers checked. You.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Whoa.
Lunchbox
Where they've been?
Bobby Bones
Oh, sorry. Sperm.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Raymundo
Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox
They've been somewhere though, right?
Raymundo
At the Vanderbilt Clinic.
Bobby Bones
And it's nuts.
Amy Brown
Oh, he got those. He didn't get his. Oh, no, those are her. He has embryos or her eggs are frozen.
Eddie
Yeah, her eggs are.
Bobby Bones
He doesn't have embryos. Okay, so he's a guy.
Amy Brown
I know, but sometimes when he. So his wife froze her eggs and sometimes he talks to them like they're already children.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but swimmers are not embryos.
Lunchbox
Got it, got it, got it.
Amy Brown
Okay, so neither of you.
Bobby Bones
Hold on, guys. Here's the thing, guys. Ray diddled in a cup and got his sperm checked.
Amy Brown
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
There you go.
Amy Brown
His sperm count.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, well, sort of. There's different. There's motility. There's all kinds of stuff on it.
Amy Brown
Oh, like how fast there's.
Bobby Bones
How many are. There's like, don't even get me started. I had to learn all this crap.
Amy Brown
Did you test yours?
Bobby Bones
No. I'm scared, too.
Amy Brown
Oh, I've never tested. I bet there's a lot of men that have a fear of mine.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I think mine's gonna be too good. It's gonna be like. What is that? Superhero.
Lunchbox
Olympic swimmer.
Raymundo
Daddy, you don't need to test yours. You had kids.
Lunchbox
No, I get it, but I've never ever done it, even before I had kids.
Amy Brown
Y'all just wanna test for a competition?
Bobby Bones
That would be hilarious. I'm in. I've never had to test them because we never haven't been to that phase, but I would.
Mango
Hey, awesome.
Bobby Bones
Best burn wins.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Mine are a little older, but.
Bobby Bones
Or what if we bit now? Ray, I'm gonna come back to you. What if we do this bit? We take all of our sperm, we mix it all together, shake it all up, right? And. And it's like, where are you going with this super sperm? Then we find a listener who takes the implant, and then we don't know whose it is, and the baby's born. We look at it and go.
Amy Brown
It's like.
Bobby Bones
It's like, I bet that's lunchbox.
Amy Brown
Oh, it's like baby roulette. Yeah.
Lunchbox
That's the dumbest thing you've ever said.
Raymundo
As long as we're not financially responsible.
Bobby Bones
But you wouldn't be unless.
Raymundo
Oh, man, that would suck.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy Brown
They're like credit card roulette.
Lunchbox
He can't touch his shoulders.
Bobby Bones
It's lunchbox. Eddie's comes out Mexican flag.
Amy Brown
Bobby's comes out with a little massive.
Bobby Bones
Head that just ripped out of her whole body. Okay, Ray, over to you.
Eddie
Yes, that's it. They're good.
Bobby Bones
Well, hold on, though.
Amy Brown
Whoa.
Lunchbox
All right.
Bobby Bones
That's not really. But this is big now. Why you did it go. Why?
Eddie
It's the next step in the process. Because she's got her eggs that are frozen. We're paying decent amount of money every year. And so then the doctor said, well, he should actually get his sperm checked just to make sure it is okay. But we haven't created the embryo yet.
Bobby Bones
So you will have to take your sperm and implant it into her egg and then have.
Eddie
But you'd also have to have a surrogate. And so they talked.
Bobby Bones
That's the part I was forgotten.
Eddie
Yeah, they did that process with us and they said, well, you got to have a surrogate lined up, and we can do it through the hospital, which is pretty pricey. Or you can have a family friend. So we just discussed that stuff.
Bobby Bones
What's it cost?
Eddie
100 grand.
Bobby Bones
What?
Lunchbox
For what? All that surrogate.
Bobby Bones
Oh, and then death. To provide, like, food and. No, I'm serious. Like, did. To pay for them, like, eat and stuff.
Eddie
I believe it's the. The hundred grand pays for their housing and stuff like that.
Bobby Bones
Well, how much control would you get on what they ate and lifestyle?
Eddie
You really don't.
Bobby Bones
So you walk over, like, smoking, having a beer.
Eddie
I would almost. The way I kind of understood it is you have more control if it's one of your family members or something.
Lunchbox
But I thought you were going to do your sister. Does she. She's not doing that.
Eddie
She lives 2,000 miles from here.
Bobby Bones
Good point.
Eddie
And she's already got two kids and a business. It just seems like a big ask.
Bobby Bones
The distance thing would be tough because she has a life there that she'd have to live to come here. Not that she wouldn't do it so that you guys have to go there.
Eddie
Right.
Bobby Bones
Or she'd have to come here.
Will
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So just.
Eddie
It gave us answers that we need. We need to make sure that I was good, which I am. And then. Okay. It costs that much. All right, interesting.
Raymundo
I'm 100 grand. My wife will do it.
Lunchbox
That's not good.
Amy Brown
Are you volunteering her?
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Feels like that's not fair.
Raymundo
Yeah, yeah, no, she'd be down for 100,000.
Lunchbox
What about Morgan? Would.
Bobby Bones
Morgan, dude, he'd call your kid, his kid too. He'd be like. He'd be like, I'm the dad, you know, anytime you guys got into it.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
And I also think that it's one of those where you maybe you put a couple more eggs in there. And so it could be doubles, it could be twins, it could be triplets. So it depends also how many eggs you put into the woman.
Bobby Bones
So does it go up? Yeah, I mean, 100 grand each time, or does it is like 50 for the next, 25 for the third?
Eddie
Well, I'm just warning if you are to be a surrogate, and there are. There's a good chance it could be triplets, it could be twins. You just never know how many you're gonna take.
Bobby Bones
Do you think your wife, for a hundred thousand dollars, would have their baby lunchbox? Do you think that.
Raymundo
Yeah, I'll text her right now.
Bobby Bones
We believe you text her.
Raymundo
Hey, for 100k, for 100k, would you have a baby?
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. Be a surrogate. Don't. Don't say have raised baby, because that feels a bit different. She text back. I've been. I thought Ray's cute forever. I'm in.
Lunchbox
She wants to do it.
Raymundo
There we go. I'll test her. Hey, for 100k, would you be a surrogate for Ray?
Bobby Bones
And they. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox
So, Ray, do you like. Is it one shot? Like when you try it? Like, they do one egg and then they let it rip. And then if that doesn't work, they do it again. Because you only have 24 chances, right? You have 24 eggs.
Raymundo
Right.
Eddie
And that's the Reason we did that many eggs so that you would hope that one of them would take and you could. Then a person could be pregnant. But there's also the chance that all of them could take.
Raymundo
She said ha ha ha, sure.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but that doesn't mean she just said that. Oh sure, me possibly yes, but hahaha sure means she thinks you're kidding with a possibility of a yes.
Amy Brown
Like it could be like hahaha sure. Okay, like that.
Raymundo
Okay, no joking aside.
Amy Brown
No, seriously, in all seriousness, you don't.
Bobby Bones
Say no joking aside. You say joking aside. Everything's confusing. She goes, yeah, sure, no joking aside. She's like, I don't see it. So yeah, Joe.
Raymundo
Oh, I said oaking aside. I left the J off man. My chat skills are getting weak. Guys need to give me more time over here.
Bobby Bones
Is she. I'm assuming she's like looking at her phone or she on.
Raymundo
Yeah, she just texted me something.
Bobby Bones
Okay, bubble.
Raymundo
No, no bubbles now. Bubbles don't show up on the computer, do they?
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah they do.
Raymundo
They do. No, no bubble.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well you let us know.
Raymundo
Yeah, I'll let you know because I.
Bobby Bones
Got, I got a second. Anytime. It's coming through.
Lunchbox
So the swimmers are good.
Bobby Bones
I don't look at me. Him.
Lunchbox
Swimmers are good.
Bobby Bones
Ray.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
And I think if you guys little contest that you're gonna do, there really wasn't that many statistics about it. It really just said good. And I asked my wife, I go on the portal.
Bobby Bones
Where did you go?
Eddie
Vandy.
Bobby Bones
Okay, not like Waffle House.
Raymundo
I got a question.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, good.
Raymundo
Yeah, this might be an Eddie question.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Raymundo
But why? How do they get the swimmers out of Ray to put in the egg? They have to do surgery or does it.
Bobby Bones
No, in a cup.
Raymundo
Really?
Bobby Bones
But yeah, you whack off into a cup or whatever it is.
Lunchbox
Really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Raymundo
Oh, or okay, I know that.
Lunchbox
I thought as soon as they hit.
Amy Brown
Care, they're like your partner can help you.
Lunchbox
What?
Bobby Bones
What? Amy, don't they like send you to a room?
Amy Brown
You can take the cup home with you as well.
Lunchbox
So Ray did this, but still you.
Raymundo
Yeah, no, I remember when they're fertilizing the egg, dude, like when they're. They're gonna make that like does he go into the clinic and they surgically remove it?
Amy Brown
No, they haven't.
Bobby Bones
Ray has to whack into a petri dish while they look.
Raymundo
Oh my gosh, I had no idea.
Bobby Bones
My doctors. Gather round.
Lunchbox
Dude, that's so awkward.
Bobby Bones
I would imagine. And I've had friends and even some now that are Going through fertility treatments, which is very. It's hard on the body. I didn't know much about it. I have two friends doing it right now. It doesn't matter who they are. But two friends also, I don't. And one of my buddies, like, shares his, like, sperm results with me. He's like, this is this. I know a little bit about it. I haven't done mine because I don't want to be less than him, if I'm being honest.
Lunchbox
And that has more stats. You've seen more stats on that.
Bobby Bones
I just know what a couple of things mean that I didn't know. And he's like, you should get yours checked. And I'm like, for what? Recreation? Yeah, like I'm good. And then I don't want mine to come back like puny. It doesn't even say good. It comes back puny.
Amy Brown
Yeah, but when you did your test results for your biological age.
Bobby Bones
Crushed it.
Amy Brown
It said you were 29.
Bobby Bones
28 or 29. Yeah.
Amy Brown
Whatever it was, you just got younger.
Bobby Bones
Whatever it was. I don't know. I don't know. It was good. We got a response. So your question lunchbox was how do they get it out of Ray into the egg?
Raymundo
Yeah. I didn't realize they had to do that. I thought it was like surgery. But he has to go.
Bobby Bones
They have to surgically cut into his wiener? No, into his ball.
Amy Brown
You ejaculate.
Bobby Bones
Atta girl.
Amy Brown
That's the scientific term.
Raymundo
I had no idea that that's how it worked. I mean, that was my Eddie question.
Lunchbox
Why is it an ed.
Bobby Bones
I don't even think anybody could have answered that. Like in a sperm bank, if somebody goes to the. No, I know a sperm bank, but same thing, right? They have to use that sperm to put it in something.
Raymundo
Oh, I didn't think about that.
Amy Brown
They don't surgically go into every person that wants.
Raymundo
Never thought about that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
Raymundo
Thanks for. Thanks for answering my Eddie question.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I don't understand. And what is your wife saying, Eddie?
Amy Brown
You're just older and wiser.
Raymundo
My wife got all serious.
Bobby Bones
Of course. It's not a joke.
Raymundo
Of course.
Bobby Bones
When anybody says oaking aside, you know, be serious.
Raymundo
Like, she got like all emotional.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so.
Raymundo
Well, that's a whole lot of money. Sounds nice, but I'd want to talk to you about it. And it feels like if I was going to carry a child again, it should be ours.
Amy Brown
Aw. Yeah, I was like, dang, I kind.
Lunchbox
Of expected that answer.
Bobby Bones
Hey. Haha. Sure doesn't feel the same, does It.
Raymundo
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
But also, that's why you can't oaking. You can't do a lot of oaking around here.
Lunchbox
Gets you every time.
Amy Brown
$100,000 is really high. Like, that's on the high end of a surrogate. I don't know.
Eddie
I mean, they told us that with a straight face and we're like, seriously?
Bobby Bones
Like.
Eddie
And they go, oh, we offer payment plans. Yeah, but you still have to pay $100,000.
Amy Brown
Yeah, but I've. I mean, listeners have offered.
Eddie
That's what I'm saying. There's other routes to go.
Bobby Bones
Like, I'm a collar 10. Caller 10. Carry our baby. Okay, I'll look this up. Typical gestational surgery. Surrogacy. Sorry. Surrogacy costs can vary widely with the average cost of a first attempt carrier pregnancy averaging 125,000 to $200,000, including everything from the agency and legal fees. Things have gone wrong to inflation. Eggs. Eggs. And this.
Amy Brown
And, sorry, guessing, like actual chicken eggs.
Lunchbox
Yes, they're expensive.
Bobby Bones
No, these eggs too. All eggs. All eggs have gone up.
Amy Brown
I feel like if you're paying that much. Oh my gosh.
Bobby Bones
Well, you should just buy a kid. No, I mean, basically you're paying that much.
Amy Brown
No dark web for that much. I mean, there's got to be different. Oh, like, you know what you offer. Like, you know, I would want to monitor everything they're doing. You can't.
Bobby Bones
Which is what I was saying. Like, is that part of it?
Amy Brown
Yeah, yeah. Like, you need to eat this way and walk and.
Bobby Bones
Dang. You want full ownership.
Amy Brown
Yeah. Because if you're doing Amy over there, that.
Lunchbox
And then, not to mention, like, it's just expensive having a kid. Like, raising a kid.
Bobby Bones
I mean, makes them go to bed. You're ground at 9pm Bedtime.
Amy Brown
Okay, good. Sleep is. Well, because this is your job. Like, your job.
Lunchbox
You're getting paid to do this.
Amy Brown
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Well, what if they were to. Wanted to work while they're doing it? What do they.
Amy Brown
I don't know about that. Yeah, if I'm paying you $100,000, they.
Bobby Bones
Might lose their job.
Amy Brown
Are you on your feet?
Bobby Bones
Actually, yes, they are. They are a walking champion.
Amy Brown
Okay, that could be good, though.
Lunchbox
They have too much power, though, because they. What, are they going to quit? They can't quit their job. They're like, what are you going to do about it? I have your baby inside me.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, good point.
Lunchbox
What are you going to do?
Raymundo
Are you allowed to tell me they can't go on vacation too? Like, is that in the Rules like, oh, sorry, you can't go to this. What if they want to go to the club?
Amy Brown
Joyous moments are okay.
Bobby Bones
They want to go to Aldean's, let them go to Aldine's tomorrow.
Amy Brown
They can experience joy. I just would rather them not experience anything traumatic.
Bobby Bones
Too much joy. Amy's like, they can experience joy, but not too much. There's a limit.
Amy Brown
It's like I need feel good chemicals released, not stress. Stress chemicals. Because that happens in utero. Like you. If you're a stressed out during your pregnancy, it can make your baby stressed.
Bobby Bones
Yep. Second best Nirvana album.
Lunchbox
In Utero. That was the name of the album.
Amy Brown
Is that the one with the baby in the water?
Bobby Bones
Nope. No, that's. Never mind.
Lunchbox
What was that? A pregnant lady. What was that cover In Utero? I think it was a uterus.
Amy Brown
What was the theme of that album?
Bobby Bones
Who? Nothing. A name.
Amy Brown
There's an interesting name.
Bobby Bones
They thought like let me get in Kurt Cobain's headspace In Utero. Maybe when it was the album was being made, they didn't know what it was. And here's the birth of it. It was all in new to. I don't know. I'm just making.
Amy Brown
That could be it. See, I went like the songs about.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no.
Amy Brown
Something. But I guess, yeah. The making of an album.
Bobby Bones
The Nirvana album In Utero reflects themes of birth, death and vulnerability with lyrics delving deep into emotional states, personal struggles and societal critiques, as well as a title taking from a poem by Courtney Love. So basically the poem by Courtney Love.
Lunchbox
Amy, did you know that Kurt Cobain's.
Amy Brown
And Courtney.
Bobby Bones
No. No, she didn't know. She yelled yes before you even got let her answer.
Amy Brown
Amy, I know exactly what he was gonna say. I'm psychic.
Bobby Bones
What's the answer?
Amy Brown
He was gonna say, did you know their daughter Coco.
Bobby Bones
Not her name.
Lunchbox
Not Coco Blue.
Bobby Bones
Not her name.
Amy Brown
Coco Blue.
Bobby Bones
Frances Bean.
Amy Brown
Francis Bean. Coco Blue.
Bobby Bones
Francis.
Amy Brown
Ben. Did I know that she is What?
Bobby Bones
Finish. Don't say it. Don't say it. Come on.
Lunchbox
Don't Google anything. Stop. Put your phone down.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy Brown
If you wanted on TikTok.
Bobby Bones
No.
Amy Brown
Coming out with an album.
Bobby Bones
No. Can I guess what I would say that I'd like to guess. And also I didn't interrupt, but I would like to guess what you were going to say. Go ahead.
Lunchbox
Go ahead.
Amy Brown
Sometimes I get a little excited.
Lunchbox
Well, then go ahead.
Bobby Bones
That's one term for it. Yeah.
Amy Brown
And I just start talking. Go ahead. I don't know what he was going to say. I actually have no Idea. And I'm sorry.
Bobby Bones
And he didn't even say about.
Amy Brown
I thought he was going to say. Did you know that Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love were married?
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
Okay, if I were just guessing yet, even if I knew what you were going to say, I wouldn't jump in and interrupt your flow.
Amy Brown
Of course not.
Bobby Bones
I think you're providing entertainment and I want everybody to experience it. But if I were guessing, I would think you would say, did you know that Francis is married to Tony Hawk's son, the skater, and they have a kid, and that kid's grandpa's are Tony Hawk and Kurt Cobain?
Lunchbox
That's exactly what I was going to say.
Amy Brown
Okay.
Lunchbox
Well, what do you think? What do you think?
Amy Brown
Hi. I'm sorry I interrupted.
Bobby Bones
We are, too.
Amy Brown
That was cool, though. Yeah. You're just doing entertainment and I interrupted it.
Raymundo
Well, you provided us with some entertainment now.
Amy Brown
I know I'll know that for if I ever get that in trivia.
Bobby Bones
What is it? Say it back.
Amy Brown
Francis Bean married Tony Hawk's son. And their kid, their grandpa's, are Tony Hawk and Kurt Cobain.
Bobby Bones
Right.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Amy Brown
Thank you.
Lunchbox
I mean, the whole thing was entertaining. So that's all good.
Amy Brown
No, I like it. Hey, it's Amy Brown. Join me in supporting St. Jude Children's Research Hospital for a chance to win a trip to meet Megan Maroney at the 2025 I Heart Country Festival in Austin, Texas on May 3rd. Hosted by Bobby Bones. We're going to hook you up with tickets, flights, hotel, food credits, and a meet and greet with Megan Maroney. Take action now to support St. Jude and help cure childhood cancer. And you're going to be entered for a chance to win. Visit iheartcountrytrip.com to learn more.
Bobby Bones
A lot of my friends, they can't even get their day going without stopping by Starbucks for me. Love Starbucks. Love to get a chai tea. And if I'm ready, if I really need a big day, I'll get that double shot of espresso ready to go. But the great thing now at Starbucks is, is that if you go and you decide you want to hang out in Starbucks for a little bit, they're now doing ceramics, like glassware. So if you're going to go, you're going to meet a friend and you order a drink and you say, I want it here. You're going to get it in a mug or a glass. There's also a condiment bar. It's back. Now you can add the finishing touches to your drink so you don't have to go, well, I need a little more of this. I need a little less of this. You can do the perfect amount of cream and sugar. You now have even more reasons to stay a while at Starbucks. So you go to Starbucks anyway. Next time, stay a while at your next Starbucks visit.
Will
Hey, Will, do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days?
Mango
Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science, I can't keep track of it all.
Will
Then it's a good thing. Our podcast, Part Time Genius is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
Mango
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals in a paper called.
Will
Quote, chickens prefer beautiful humans.
Bobby Bones
This was actually the title of the paper.
Will
They all discovered that, much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces.
Eddie
Got it.
Will
We're talking medical miracles.
Mango
He's an endocrinologist who found a way to stimulate insulin producing cells using, wait for it, the saliva of a Gila monster.
Will
There's no way to make that not sound crazy.
Mango
We even talked to some of the experts behind these breakthroughs. It's a week full of fact packed stories you won't want to miss. So listen to the Part Time Genius countdown of the 25 greatest science ideas of the past 25 years, starting Monday, March 3rd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Bobby Bones
Eddie asked me a question, Bobby.
Raymundo
Yes.
Lunchbox
Oh, okay, got it.
Amy Brown
Y'all don't have. This is actually part of adhd. Did you know that? Speaking impulsively or trying to anticipate what the person is gonna say and then speaking it like I said yes in my head and then I said it out loud.
Bobby Bones
I've told y' another part of ADHD is taking medicine.
Amy Brown
I don't want to medicate.
Bobby Bones
I know, but medicine, I don't think medicine's bad.
Amy Brown
I don't either, but it's not for me.
Raymundo
Also, Amy, you may get that from when you. Because you have kids and they ask a lot of questions and you get tired of the question, so you try to anticipate the question and cut it off at the path. I do it all the time.
Bobby Bones
Oh, interesting you said that. Cut it off at the path because that is not correct.
Lunchbox
What are you talking about?
Bobby Bones
I believe it is cut it off at the path.
Lunchbox
That sounds right.
Bobby Bones
Could be wrong.
Raymundo
What is pass? Why would you cut it off at a pass?
Lunchbox
Why would you cut anything off?
Amy Brown
Is it like a ball being passed or the pass, like on a highway pass?
Bobby Bones
Like a way to Get.
Amy Brown
It's like through the mountain. The mountain pass.
Bobby Bones
You asked a question and I didn't get to answer it because you started answering the question for me to answer, I'm guessing.
Amy Brown
I'll shut up.
Bobby Bones
Cut it off at the pass. What do you think it means, though, if you were to identify? Because it is pass. It is pass.
Amy Brown
Okay. You cut it off at the pass. So right when you get to the pass, you don't even need to go through it because you already cut it off.
Lunchbox
Is it P A, S S or P A, S, T?
Bobby Bones
P A, S, S, P U, S.
Amy Brown
S, P, S.
Lunchbox
Okay, okay.
Bobby Bones
Cut it off at the past. The phrase rooted in imagery of Western film suggests a strategic and decisive action to block someone's progress, often at a narrow point or bottleneck. Example, we need to head them off at the pass before they reach the city. Now, because so many people have said it wrong, as in path, when someone says path, people know what that means. It's very similar to nip it in the bud. It's not nip it in the butt, it's nip it in the bud. But so many people have said. But you just hear it and go, oh, okay, I got it. But that's what it is. But do not try cut them off at the puss.
Lunchbox
Not the same thing.
Bobby Bones
Not the same thing.
Amy Brown
So bad.
Bobby Bones
Also, it's a pussycat. It's a cat.
Amy Brown
I. I don't. I think. I. I don't.
Bobby Bones
You can get there. Come on, fight it, Fight it.
Amy Brown
I think.
Bobby Bones
I don't.
Amy Brown
That medication serves people well. For me, it did to a point where I was gonna have to increase again. And I don't want to keep increasing for the rest of my life. So I just.
Bobby Bones
I feel you.
Amy Brown
I just cut it off at the pass. I nip it in the bud, and I just stop taking it.
Lunchbox
I did see a cool, like, tick tock video where they were like. It was like a kid, and it's like they weren't saying anything, but there was a narration behind it saying, like, I know. I don't pay attention to you. And on the bottom it said, this is an ADHD child. And they're like, I know. I forget what you tell me. I know. Like, and it was naming everything that my kids do. And I was like, oh, my gosh, this is so sad.
Bobby Bones
But also, that's a kid. It doesn't have to be a kid with ADHD or adhd, but.
Lunchbox
Well, according to the video, all my kids have adhd.
Bobby Bones
I think everybody in this room has it then if that's the situation. I talk all the time. Nobody gives a crap, pays attention. Okay, let me do a couple voicemails. Number one, please. Raymondo.
Lunchbox
Just left the Million Dollar show. You guys were awesome. Eddie still rocks. Training our mod had so much energy. That was awesome. Natalie Stovall did great. But the best part of the night, that reunion with Old Town is to work. Way to go, Bobby. Love it.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. I appreciate that. I put the video up of me and the old guys getting back together to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. If you want to see that, give me number. Give me the third one. It's the last one. I absolutely love Morgan's show on the weekend, but why is her voice so different than when she's on the big show and especially when Abby's on? Like, I love all the shows and I absolutely love Morgan, but I'm just so curious as to why her voice sounds so different. Maybe Morgan could explain that. Tell me. Maybe I'm hearing something wrong. I don't know. Yeah, let me know, please. Thank you for the voicemail. Before I go to Morgan, one of the things that happens, I don't know if this is it, but one of the things that happens, even accidentally sometimes, you hit that button that goes 0.75 speed.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because I've done that before where I'm like, man, Dan Patrick sounds weird today, you know, in sport. And then I realized, or I've sped it. He's like, yeah, it's 45. So sometimes that just happens. But I don't know about Morgan's voice on this. Is there a different voice you use?
Morgan
I don't think so. If there is, I am. It's unbeknownst to me. I have no idea what's happening. I do know that sometimes when I get super comfortable with somebody more of my kind of, I'm just more. I'm not as proper English in talking. I'm kind of more slang talking, if you will. So maybe that's something. I've noticed that about myself.
Bobby Bones
Not a voice thing.
Morgan
No, no. But I don't know if maybe that just my speech then sounds a little bit differently.
Lunchbox
It's like, remember when she interviewed Lainey Wilson and she turned.
Raymundo
She turned my favorite song of the year.
Bobby Bones
Or like, Morgan, you're from Kansas. Like, you never even had that accent.
Morgan
It is a thing for me.
Bobby Bones
It's probably the set. I bet she hit the setting because I've done that too. It's right below. It speeds it up a little bit. Or slows it down. And if not, I don't know, we can check it out, but especially with Abby.
Amy Brown
Yeah, I wonder what that is about.
Bobby Bones
You got like drunk or something? No, I mean.
Morgan
Cuz I'm also comfortable with all of you guys. I feel like I just kind of get super comfy on the weekend.
Bobby Bones
Well, appreciate the call. Thank you very much. Oh, Ray.
Raymundo
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Got you. Oh, let me stand up. This is my headphones. I got you a Super bowl hoodie.
Will
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I. I bought Caitlin's dad one and I had one that I just kept for me. I never wore it. You can have it.
Lunchbox
That's cool.
Eddie
Dude, that is awesome.
Bobby Bones
I never. I was thinking about you and I saw it. I was like, you know what? I've not worn this. It's none. It's a large.
Eddie
So thank you.
Bobby Bones
I know we're talking about it, so I brought it to you. You will get more use out of it than. I will appreciate it. You're welcome.
Lunchbox
It's got both teams on it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, the date, that's. There you go.
Lunchbox
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
Boom. I was happy. I remember this morning. I use my Siri all the time just to set reminders, like all the time. My Siri just reminded me. Crap. All the time.
Lunchbox
When does. When does it tell you when?
Bobby Bones
I will say. I won't say. I'll say Catherine, Siri. I'd be like, hey, Kath, remind me at 4:40 to grab Ray that hoodie.
Lunchbox
Oh, you have to tell it when. Okay.
Bobby Bones
You think it's psychic? Well, yeah, I don't use it.
Amy Brown
Maybe that's why he was confused how you use it.
Lunchbox
I honestly don't use it. So I don't know how you talk to it. And my. Mine is a Middle Eastern guy.
Bobby Bones
No, you can change the voice. Watch, watch.
Lunchbox
I don't know if somebody did that.
Bobby Bones
You should. I don't want.
Lunchbox
It's the one at home, it's not this one.
Bobby Bones
This is going through headphones and everybody listening. This will be a podcast, so I'd imagine yours won't go off. It's different if we're doing it on the air. So if I were to say, hey, Siri, can you tell me the date today? Am I Bluetooth or something? Oh, it gave it up here. Thursday. It didn't say it. Okay, sorry. Thursday.
Amy Brown
Thursday silenced her.
Bobby Bones
No, it said it up here. I should have said, will you speak it? Hold on. Hey, Siri, will you speak. Will you speak out loud? The date today. It showed it again up here.
Amy Brown
She knows you're on air. She doesn't want to bother you.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah, probably does.
Raymundo
She didn't get permission.
Bobby Bones
Okay, what can I say to make it talk?
Amy Brown
What if you.
Morgan
Is your sound on the side volume up?
Bobby Bones
Volume. Yeah.
Morgan
No, the little clicker thing.
Bobby Bones
The.
Amy Brown
Yeah, but you would. I wouldn't think you would have to have that always on for her to talk to you.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Morgan
Sometimes.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Siri, how long does it take for me to drive home? Please say it out loud. It's giving me a map. Oh, you'll need it. Oh, my God.
Amy Brown
Don't say your address.
Bobby Bones
It won't talk.
Lunchbox
What's the.
Morgan
Maybe you have it deactivated.
Lunchbox
What's her voice?
Bobby Bones
It's a dude.
Lunchbox
Oh, it's a dude.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Mine's like. Yeah, you drive home for 12 minutes.
Lunchbox
Yeah, mine's like, straight Middle Eastern dude. It's weird.
Bobby Bones
Maybe they saw your driver's license. So you got that one.
Morgan
Oh, is your phone locked?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy Brown
Oh, unlock it.
Bobby Bones
I don't. You know, it's not worth it.
Lunchbox
I kind of want to hear him.
Bobby Bones
It's, too. You don't. Okay.
Amy Brown
I kind of want to hear him, too, so.
Raymundo
Well, I'm kind of let down.
Amy Brown
Like, you know, all you have to do is unlock your phone.
Lunchbox
You don't want to let us down, do you?
Bobby Bones
I do.
Raymundo
Come on, dude. You got this.
Amy Brown
Hey, Siri. Oh, that's mine.
Bobby Bones
Yours is the normal one. She goes, so mine.
Amy Brown
Nothing.
Bobby Bones
Never mind.
Lunchbox
Don't worry about it.
Raymundo
Forget I asked.
Bobby Bones
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Lunchbox
Are you guys polite to them?
Amy Brown
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
So polite to my AI. Yeah.
Amy Brown
I don't want it to murder me.
Bobby Bones
I use my AI all the time.
Raymundo
Oh, my gosh, Amy.
Bobby Bones
AI is 10 times the power of what Siri is. I'm nice to my AI.
Lunchbox
You guys are not worried about that? You're not worried about your AI coming to kill you?
Bobby Bones
I train my AI to know, like, my preferences and everything, so I'm always nice to mine. I'm like, hey, I really appreciate that. Thank you. It talks to me like I talked to it. It's crazy. Okay, try again. Hey, Siri, what's the date today? March 6, 2025.
Amy Brown
Wow, that's so crazy. He's a guy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I turn. It was me turning it off. Wow. I told you it was a guy.
Amy Brown
He is call. I know, but it's just weird to hear it as a guy because I haven't ever.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Amy Brown
And I don't know. You have.
Lunchbox
You have a Middle Eastern dude?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Lunchbox
Straight up.
Bobby Bones
Okay, we have one Other thing, because we need to update on yesterday's podcast where we told Lunchbox he may be going to Turkey. The country. He went and talked to his wife. What do you have here?
Raymundo
I just asked her, what do you think about me going to Turkey?
Bobby Bones
And she. Did she go, the food like you did, or did she know you meant the country?
Raymundo
No, she meant the country.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Okay. And so what did you explain to her ahead of time?
Raymundo
No, that was it. I didn't explain anything. I said, oh, I got good news. It looks like I'm going to be going to Turkey, I think is what I said.
Bobby Bones
Did you say it was like, promoting tourism or nothing?
Raymundo
That was it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, here we go.
Raymundo
But the good news is they want to send me to Turkey.
Bobby Bones
The country of Turkey wants you to come to Turkey.
Raymundo
What?
Bobby Bones
I've been to Turkey.
Raymundo
Okay. You've been to Turkey?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, on a cruise with my parents when we did our Mediterranean cruise.
Raymundo
So what do you think about me going to Turkey?
Amy Brown
Well, do I get to go?
Raymundo
I don't know.
Amy Brown
For how long?
Raymundo
I don't know. Like, five days.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God.
Amy Brown
Five days by yourself?
Raymundo
How cool would that be?
Bobby Bones
Are they gonna pay you? Yeah. In addition to paying for the trip, how much you get paid? Are you kidding?
Raymundo
No.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, go. Go tomorrow. Oh, my God. Is this a scam?
Lunchbox
Is it really?
Raymundo
No, for real.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God. Okay, do it. Couple things. One, you have no idea what you're getting paid.
Raymundo
I know.
Bobby Bones
I don't either. So I don't know what you said. What number to you say?
Lunchbox
I heard the thousand.
Amy Brown
Said something really high.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, what number did you say?
Raymundo
100,000.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God.
Lunchbox
So dumb.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'm going to Turkey. Then if that's the case, I'm back on. If.
Amy Brown
No wonder. She's like, leave tomorrow. I don't care.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, she's like, hold a baby. Raid's baby. Or go to Turkey for you. I meant. No, no, it would. No. And you, you'd go by yourself. Yeah, we said that yesterday.
Lunchbox
Not with her.
Bobby Bones
You knew that. You didn't say that.
Raymundo
I said, I don't know.
Bobby Bones
That's a lie. Cuz we literally said it.
Raymundo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But. Yeah, but she was excited. She wanted me to go.
Bobby Bones
Well, yeah. When she said $100,000, it got prettier as you talked.
Lunchbox
Now you started that with. But the good news is. What did you say before that?
Raymundo
I have no idea.
Bobby Bones
Play the front of the clip.
Raymundo
But the good news is they want.
Bobby Bones
To say, what was the bad news?
Lunchbox
That's what I Wanted.
Raymundo
I don't know what we were talking about.
Bobby Bones
And I have to leave for a few days. But the good news is.
Raymundo
Yeah, I'm not sure. But then as we're talking, she starts to microwave. Like, hey, we're in the middle of a conversation. You can't have the microwave going. Well, I guess she didn't know I was recording.
Bobby Bones
She knows a bit.
Raymundo
So I had to. I had to turn the microwave off. And she looked at me like, are you crazy? Why are you stopping me from warming up my food?
Lunchbox
Why do you talk like that?
Bobby Bones
But also, why do you say $100,000? Because it's not. It would be nothing.
Raymundo
I have no idea. I just tried to, like, what did I. What was I supposed to say?
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Amy Brown
More realistic.
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
I don't know what they're gonna pay me, but I assume they're gonna pay me something and I'll go and. It's for work.
Raymundo
Oh, I just thought 100k sounded really good.
Bobby Bones
It does sound really good. I would be back in the mix to go if it were 100k.
Amy Brown
Yeah. Whatever Bobby had. That was a conflict with this.
Bobby Bones
He told him, no more conflict. No more conflict. Conflict over.
Amy Brown
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Why does he talk like that to her?
Lunchbox
Why can't he talk like that?
Amy Brown
Was the baby sleeping or something? Or one of the kids?
Lunchbox
Yeah, no, I heard a kid back then.
Raymundo
Well, you heard one kid, but he was in and out of consciousness.
Amy Brown
The other one was napping.
Lunchbox
It's cool to know it's possible that he can talk like that.
Bobby Bones
Hey, so Clint Black just replied to my text. Then he tried to call me. I'm not gonna answer on the air. He was like. He's like, my name might show up. It's like Willie Johnson or something.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Bobby Bones
He said. And then I missed a call from, like, Willie Johnson just now. I was like, I don't know. Willie Johnson. Why is his name Willie Johnson?
Lunchbox
That's interesting.
Bobby Bones
Okay. That's it. Boom.
Amy Brown
Willie Johnson.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy Brown
Sounds like one of those T shirts from college.
Raymundo
I used to have those.
Lunchbox
Those were cool.
Bobby Bones
But also, what's funny is Willie is also a name for Venus, and so is Johnson.
Amy Brown
Y.
Bobby Bones
Maybe like penis. Penis.
Amy Brown
Did he do that on purpose?
Bobby Bones
No, it's like, it shows.
Amy Brown
Oh, I know.
Bobby Bones
But whenever he said, like, his business team named William Johnson.
Amy Brown
Yeah. Or his. He created.
Bobby Bones
I don't think you can set. I don't think. I don't think you can do that.
Amy Brown
He set up an llc. Willie Johnson.
Eddie
Dick.
Raymundo
Dick. That's Good stuff, man.
Eddie
Dick.
Bobby Bones
Dick. Legend. All right, we're done. Thank you guys and we will see you tomorrow. Bye, buddy. A lot of my friends, they can't even get their day going without stopping by Starbucks. But the great thing now at Starbucks is, is that if you go and you decide you want to hang out in Starbucks for a little bit, they're now doing ceramics, like glassware. So if you're gonna go, you're gonna meet a friend and you order a drink and you say, I want it here, you're gonna get it in a mug or a glass. So you go to Starbucks anyway. Next time, stay a while at your next Starbucks visit.
Will
Hey, Will, do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days?
Mango
Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's. I can't keep track of it all.
Will
Then it's a good thing. Our podcast, Part Time Genius is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years.
Mango
That's right, Mango. We're talking animals in a paper called.
Will
Quote, chickens prefer beautiful humans.
Bobby Bones
This was actually the title of the paper.
Will
They all discovered that, much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces.
Eddie
Got it.
Will
We're talking medical miracles.
Mango
He's an endocrinologist who found a way to stimulate insulin producing cells using, wait for it, the saliva of a Gila monster.
Will
There's no way to make that not sound crazy.
Mango
We even talked to some of the experts behind these breakthroughs. It's a week full of fact packed stories you won't want to miss. So listen to the Part time Genius countdown of the 25 greatest science ideas of the past 25 years, starting Monday, March 3rd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.
Bob Pippman
Hi, I'm Bob Pippman, chairman and CEO of iHeartMedia. I'm excited to introduce a brand new season of my podcast Math and stories from the frontiers of marketing. I'm having conversations with some folks across a wide range of industries to hear how they reach the top of their fields and the lessons they learned along the way that everyone can use. I'll be joined by innovative leaders like chairman and CEO of Elf Beauty, Tarang Amin, legendary singer, songwriter and philanthropist Jewel.
Amy Brown
Being a rock star is very fun.
Bobby Bones
But helping people is way more fun.
Bob Pippman
And Damian Maldonado, CEO of American Financing.
Bobby Bones
I figured out the formula, I just have to work hard.
Eddie
Then that's magic.
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Join me as we uncover innovations in data and analytics, the math and the ever important creative spark, the magic. Listen to math and magic on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Bobby Bones
I'm Mark Seale.
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And I'm Nathan King. This is Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli.
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The five families did not want us to shoot that picture.
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This podcast is based on my co host Mark Seal's best selling book of the same title. Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli features new and archival interviews with Francis Ford Coppola, Robert Evans, James Caan, Talia Shire, and many others.
Amy Brown
Yes, that was a real horse's head.
Bob Pippman
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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode Title: THURS PT2: Will Bobby Be A Part Of The ACMs? + Bobby Texts Ronnie Dunn Of Brooks And Dunn For A Favor + Raymundo Got His Swimmers Checked
Release Date: March 6, 2025
Timestamp: [03:00] – [10:35]
In this segment, Bobby Bones delves into his ongoing relationship with the Academy of Country Music Awards (ACMs). For the past few years, the ACMs have been held on Amazon in Dallas, with hosts Reba McEntire and Garth Brooks at the helm. Bobby expresses his feelings of being a "second string" presence, often working backstage and occasionally being thrown into live segments when the main hosts need assistance.
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Timestamp: [10:35] – [17:45]
Bobby shares a creative and humorous idea to stand out at the 60th ACMs by wearing Ronnie Dunn’s iconic 90s suits. Inspired by current Hollywood trends where celebrities wear vintage outfits for nostalgia, Bobby considers reaching out to Ronnie Dunn for a favor.
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Timestamp: [21:00] – [32:00]
The conversation shifts to a more personal topic as Raymundo discusses his recent experience getting a sperm count test at the Vanderbilt Clinic. This leads to an in-depth discussion about fertility treatments, surrogacy, and the associated costs.
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Timestamp: [41:00] – [50:00]
Bobby engages with listener voicemails, sharing updates and amusing anecdotes from his friends and listeners. Highlights include:
Raymundo's Turkey Trip: Raymundo humorously narrates a mix-up in communication about a potential trip to Turkey, leading to playful confusion among the hosts.
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Voice Assistant Shenanigans: Bobby attempts to interact with Siri live, leading to a humorous discussion about technology mishaps and voice assistant behaviors.
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Clint Black’s Text: Bobby mentions receiving a text from Clint Black, adding another layer of celebrity interaction to the episode.
The episode wraps up with Bobby reflecting on the day's discussions, reinforcing the bonds among the cast, and maintaining the show's signature blend of humor, personal stories, and engaging conversations.
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This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully weaves together Bobby’s aspirations within the ACMs, lighthearted attempts to connect with country music legends, and candid discussions about personal fertility journeys, all while maintaining an engaging and humorous atmosphere for listeners.