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Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
All right, the morning one. Yeah. Wakey, wakey, aches and bakey. It's time for the Bobby Bones pre show. Here's your host, Bones. Sometimes the show is such a fiction where if I come in and I'm fine today I was had good energy yesterday. I don't like waking up in the morning ever. Sometimes you just have a weird day where you don't feel good. Not me today. And I don't know if that's Ray's case today, but again, it's so fictional because I'm talking five seconds before Ray went on with that high energy. Wakey, wakey. He's like, if you want me to hit the I'll do the early morning. Yeah man, whatever. Music starts Wakey, wakey. Exit Bakey. Yeah, dude. Nothing personifies how I feel about my morning life than that moment right There. I hope we leave that in because that's funny, dude. That's it. Because it's like, it's. Some of you are more morning people than I am. And I'm not complaint. I'm going to complain, but it's not a real like life complaint. It's unfortunate that this job which you have to work this shift of radio and obviously podcasting is such a big part of our business too. But we can't do the podcast in the afternoon. If we're here for the radio show, we have to do it. Such a big part of my life has been at the most listened to, most well compensated position. The morning show. We're all here. But. And I hate mornings. I've done it for 20 years. I hate mornings. Everything about it. Morning. The only thing good about it is it finishes earlier and get more stuff done in the afternoon. But I would. After our break, four days into it, I was going to bed at 4am that's so weird. Waking up at 11 or noon.
Amy
That's impressive.
Lunchbox
That's a schedule, dude.
Bobby Bones
That's my body clock. Absolutely. Lady Gaga. I was born. Born this way.
Lunchbox
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
I was. And it takes four days. That's it. And I am off the schedule completely. Okay. So.
Lunchbox
But how do you get back?
Amy
Yeah. Do you like towards the end of the break, did you start weaning yourself?
Bobby Bones
I used to try to do that. I used to try to do that like microdose myself back to waking up in the morning. It was like, it doesn't matter the first few days. I'm gonna feel terrible anyway. So I don't. I just. Raw dog day one. I didn't sleep very much last night. But I know the first four days are going to be like that. So I'm not even like upset about it. Okay, enough about that. I do lunchbox walked in the room. I did not know who it was.
Amy
That's messed up, man.
Bobby Bones
Meaning it wasn't. I'm like, there's a stranger here. He just walked in and I. He had a hoodie all the way down, like almost covering his eyebrows fully.
Amy
Beanie, man.
Bobby Bones
Oh, beanie. Yes.
Lunchbox
Why are you talking like that, man?
Bobby Bones
Starly, I like beanies. And he's got a full beard right now and it's. And listen, I grew my beard out a little bit and it's great too. So take it same. We're in a 40.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Right here in our full chin is gray.
Amy
Oh, my chin is just so gray. I can't. It's.
Lunchbox
And the Sides are bleeding gray.
Amy
Well, when you get really long, if I just manicured it, or what is that? We call it whatever, because right now.
Eddie
It'S pretty wild down the neck.
Bobby Bones
And he had a hoodie on. And I thought it was, like, a homeless guy that got in the building. Yeah. And for a split second, I was like, who is that? And it was him. And he was like, you know who I am? Well, I know who you are.
Amy
Welcome to 2025.
Bobby Bones
Did you.
Lunchbox
What is that?
Bobby Bones
Did you ride your bike?
Amy
No, no. It's too cold, man. It's way too cold.
Bobby Bones
When you walked in and like, nine layer.
Amy
Yeah, but walking from the parking garage, it's freezing.
Bobby Bones
Hey, don't get me started, because here's the deal.
Lunchbox
Yeah, talk about that.
Bobby Bones
Our security guy, Tim, who I meet out every morning, he brings me in, and my beeper didn't even work today. My beeper has worked every day.
Lunchbox
My beeper didn't work yesterday.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
I would be in trouble.
Lunchbox
So it's a problem.
Bobby Bones
Well, I don't have the phone app, but I have the beeper, and the beeper's never not worked. But Tim, our security guy, meets me out every day. First he's like, park here. Make sure nobody's gonna shoot me from across the parking garage. Then we walk in, and he beeps all the stuff. And then. So I text Scuba. I was like, hey, I'll let you know when I get to the building so you can come out. I text him five minutes before the building. I drive in, I see Eddie walk in. I'm like, morning, Eddie.
Lunchbox
Oh, we waved.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, morning, buddy. And then no Scuba. So I'm like, okay, I'll just walk out to the. I think I lost a finger of frostbite.
Eddie
You keep doing that. And I really. It looks like something's wrong with your finger.
Lunchbox
Amy asked me. He's like, did you really?
Bobby Bones
Oh, I just folded it back. I do the thing where you fold your finger under.
Eddie
I knew that you hadn't lost your finger to frostbite, but I thought, well.
Bobby Bones
Scuba Steve was nowhere to be found. Even left his phone. He went to the bathroom, left his phone behind. Was not there outside. And that's. Okay. Whatever. So I find there's new doors to this place. I don't know. Look, Tim's out there every day. What do I mean?
Lunchbox
You're just trying doors.
Bobby Bones
It's like whenever. You do GPS all the time. You know how to get places.
Lunchbox
Sure.
Bobby Bones
And there's like, you got to walk in a side door and then go Up a couple things. I can't even get in the building. I'm outside freezing. Scuba doesn't have his phone. He's on the toilet. Doesn't meet me outside. And then I'm locked inside the building and I'm beating on the door. And then I finally get in. There's homeless people everywhere.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
So. But. But yes, thank you, Scuba.
Lunchbox
Yeah, no problem. I'm sorry, man. I've been on vacation and I wasn't on my phone a lot, and I just haven't been used to having it on me. And I was like, had this gut feeling.
Bobby Bones
Day two. You're like the intern. Once I went to Hawaii, and the intern. The intern comes back from Hawaii for like, a week. And all of a sudden she's naturally saying, aloha. That's what you're like right now. She's like, oh, sorry, I forgot. I'm not in Hawaii. No, you're at work now.
Lunchbox
I know.
Amy
It's just so natural. Aloha.
Lunchbox
Well, it is, because I'm not. I don't really like my phone. I don't like technology in general. I'm more of like a. Like, just a world person. I don't know how to describe.
Bobby Bones
That's insulting to us. He's like, I'm just elevated above needing.
Lunchbox
My phone, but, like, I enjoy doing things with, like, my family and my kids and going out.
Bobby Bones
And then you're saying, people don't hear that, don't like to do that. No, no, I'm not saying frostbite, go ahead, do your thing. Whatever you need to say.
Lunchbox
I'm just saying it was nice to not be near my phone. I was like, wow. I remember, like, growing up and not having a phone and who really gives a crap about social media and connecting with people outside of the circle that you're in at that moment in that time and enjoying that moment in that time.
Amy
That's real world.
Bobby Bones
He's insulting every one of us. No, because he's going, listen, I'm not like you guys. Like, that's what he's doing.
Lunchbox
He lives off the lens.
Bobby Bones
And it doesn't. To me, it's not as well. I love my phone.
Lunchbox
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. It's great.
Bobby Bones
But you're just like, you know, I just like things, like, I don't know, doing good stuff with people and, like, treasuring life's moments. Unlike you guys. Anyway, I was outside freezing my ball.
Lunchbox
I'm really sorry, dude. I really am. I'm so sorry. And I Had this gut feeling something was wrong. And then I came in here and I saw you all and I was like, oh my God.
Bobby Bones
He's. Luckily, I could hear Kevin kick off Kevin. Because he works in a room three rooms down. He does all my commercial audio in the morning. Luckily, I can hear him like yelling something. I'm beating on the door. Hello? Cause I called him too, but he's usually in a studio with headphones on. And so finally I hear it ring on his phone and he's like, can you let me in?
Lunchbox
I'm cold. I'm so sorry, man. I really am.
Amy
You would have felt better if you had a beanie on.
Bobby Bones
I would have. And I was looking for one of those stations where they put free coats for people. You walk up to it, you get a free coat on the wall.
Lunchbox
That'd be nice.
Bobby Bones
Cuz that's not like I have a coat. I park right in the garage and walk right in. Like I think one of my nipples are shattered. Hey, you know what I bought? And this is a scuba thing. I bought one of those things. Or if you have a phone and you put in the pack, the pouch takes. Takes you off the grid. Your signal doesn't go out of the pack. You guys familiar? That's not the only scuba and I would like because we're worldly and we like spending human time with people and like.
Eddie
Wait, what does it do?
Bobby Bones
Well, I'm. I'm going to go to the TikTok shop. But what you do is it's a pack that if, like, if you want to get off the grid, where they can't track you even if it's on it. It's like a force field that shuts down all the.
Eddie
Cool.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Yeah. We should sell these to people. That sounds like a great idea.
Bobby Bones
What do you mean sell them? They are being sold.
Amy
No, that's what I'm saying. Like, now criminals can just be going off the grid.
Bobby Bones
I mean, why are you saying. It was confusing to me how he. Why he said it like.
Lunchbox
He said it was sarcastic.
Amy
Yeah. Thank you.
Eddie
Sarcasm, Bones, did you not hear the sarcasm?
Bobby Bones
But that doesn't.
Lunchbox
Sarcasm.
Bobby Bones
But that doesn't make sense because I wasn't saying anything. Or you should be sarcastic.
Eddie
Well, no, he was just saying in general, not towards you, but to.
Amy
I'm saying it's a great idea to have these available where criminal.
Bobby Bones
You were saying such a weird tone that it doesn't. I'm just telling a story about what I bought and all of a sudden he's putting like energy of like. Well, just.
Lunchbox
It's funny, he didn't say, like, that's a terrible idea, period, but he said it.
Amy
Yes, I said it very sarcastically, so it implied that I didn't really looked.
Eddie
Over and I was part of the.
Bobby Bones
Conversation of an intro of a story. It did not deserve sarcasm, I felt yet until I made. Made an opinion.
Eddie
I know, but I looked over and I saw his facial expression too. So that's probably where I have a tone.
Amy
Oh, the inflection was all in sarcasm.
Lunchbox
Inflection.
Eddie
His tone was right on.
Lunchbox
But for real, though, that thing probably does the opposite. It probably lets people know exactly where you are.
Bobby Bones
No, because I see a lot of criminals. No, it's not about criminals. It's about people who it will be soon. What are they called? Preppers.
Eddie
Oh, doomsday.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like if the government or somebody's trying to find you. It's more like that. Oh.
Eddie
Cause yeah, I hadn't thought of this until lunchboxes comment.
Bobby Bones
I'm thinking stupid. Who thinks think it's so stupid, right? But that's like how I was intercepted in that story.
Eddie
So I guess. Could people use this if they're going to go commit a crime and then.
Bobby Bones
Sure, you could. You could use it for whatever. All it does is eliminate.
Eddie
There has to be a way around it. If.
Bobby Bones
Well, don't put in the bag, then.
Eddie
No, no, no. I mean, is there a way like if you're trying. If they're trying to figure out.
Bobby Bones
No, but the whole point is it's not. It's not for. If you're a criminal, leave your phone at home.
Lunchbox
Sure. Don't take your phone.
Eddie
Yeah, but they.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but I'm saying this is for. If you're just not wanting people to fight. You want to get off the grid.
Lunchbox
Just don't take your phone, man.
Bobby Bones
I don't understand. Well, you might need your phone. You might need your phone, though, because if you're somewhere and you're like, I got to make a call, emergency situation.
Eddie
That's your team.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Are you out there?
Bobby Bones
You're having a fair or something? Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox
You went there.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my whole point is we have them when the world ends. I'm starting to build a little hut.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And I have these pouches. I wish. Let me go to my history in my TikTok store. I buy so much stuff off TikTok shop. You guys don't.
Lunchbox
No, no.
Amy
I don't even know how to get to that.
Bobby Bones
On your TikTok. If you go to the store, Mike, Is there a way to look at my entire history from TikTok Shop? I have orders. Has to be.
Eddie
I think there'd be order history anyway.
Bobby Bones
I bought those pouches.
Eddie
How many?
Bobby Bones
I'll keep scrolling. 2. In case. Caitlin, I need to get off the grid.
Lunchbox
Do you have, like, an emergency?
Bobby Bones
Yes. I also have a solar powered machine that can charge up my phones and stuff. Oh, that's important. If we lose power, it's a solar battery. I bought a TikTok Shop.
Lunchbox
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
I get on this. These Prepper TikToks.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And they're like, get ready for the world to end. And I don't really think the orders get the world's gonna end, but maybe.
Eddie
So have you tested it out? Does it work? No Charge through the sun.
Bobby Bones
No, no. I've taken out the box.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
World's unending.
Lunchbox
And then the pouch thing, how do you test that out?
Eddie
I don't know.
Lunchbox
Do you call a cop and be like, hey, do you see me?
Bobby Bones
Wait, you can't call anybody with it. You probably put it in your pouch and have somebody call you. It probably won't ring.
Eddie
Okay. Also, you could maybe put it in the pouch and then we look at your computer and see if Find my iPhone works.
Lunchbox
That's good.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I could do that. I mean, I don't have it with me now. Maybe I'll bring it tomorrow.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Man, I wish I could find. I'll look on TikTok shop in the second half of the show. I'll see if I.
Amy
So what's the difference between TikTok shop and Amazon? Is it the same stuff or is this different stuff?
Bobby Bones
I'm different.
Amy
This is the first time I've ever seen this.
Bobby Bones
Sit down, Papaw.
Lunchbox
It's a different marketplace.
Bobby Bones
It's just a different store. It's completely different.
Lunchbox
It's like Kmart and Walmart, man.
Amy
Okay, but they got the same stuff.
Bobby Bones
No. Yes. But TikTok shop. It doesn't matter.
Amy
No, no. That's what I was wondering. Why wouldn't you just go to Amazon?
Eddie
Cause it seems like Amazon, they don't have everything. And also.
Amy
Oh, Amazon has everything.
Eddie
I thought not.
Bobby Bones
Not a reason to argue. Let's pull back the tone. I would say TikTok shop. For me, people will tell a story and then it'll say, click here, and then I click there and buy it.
Lunchbox
Right.
Bobby Bones
Amazon. I gotta, like, know about it first and go search for it. I don't know about this stupid crap. I only know about this stupid crap when someone stupid Tells me about it.
Lunchbox
He's right, though. Anything you need, it's on Amazon.
Eddie
No, no. Sometimes you go and they have it available.
Lunchbox
Okay. But it's there.
Eddie
It's like, why am I going to ever go anywhere else? Like, sometimes I have to go to Target, sometimes I have to go to Ulta or Sephora.
Lunchbox
And, like, not brands. But if you need products, she.
Bobby Bones
My products.
Eddie
Talk about products.
Bobby Bones
Don't argue with her about Amazon. You need a hair clip.
Lunchbox
Amazon.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but that's like a generic. That's Jamie saying. If you have specific products, they don't have everything there.
Eddie
Right?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Like a brand toothbrush.
Amy
I got it, dude.
Lunchbox
I'm telling you, anything you need soil, they'll get you soil.
Amy
That's correct.
Eddie
But, yeah, but then why would you.
Bobby Bones
Ever go if you want Ludicron soil?
Eddie
Yeah, Sometimes I go specifically to Home Depot for this one item. They don't have everything.
Bobby Bones
You can't really argue with them because what their argument's going to be a stick. They got it.
Eddie
What I realized is they. They likely are not the ones ordering things for their house. So.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's very sexist. Sexist of you.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
No, no, because she knows you.
Eddie
Right.
Bobby Bones
There's a difference where it's not sexism. If you've spent a decade with somebody and know kind of their routines, well, you should. You should get on Wayfair. Yeah, That's a whole other world.
Amy
That's just furniture.
Bobby Bones
No, not really. It's the greatest.
Eddie
They have everything.
Bobby Bones
Everything.
Amy
Like, now Wayfair is going like products, not furniture.
Bobby Bones
Oh, well, no, no, it's. It's decor, but. Yeah, it's decor. But I'm saying, like, I was looking for a tall, small table to go over the front of my treadmill. I needed to be specific so I can put my computer on it because I'll just go on a day off. Because my left foot, I lost some cartilage. I had a little accident. Lost some cartilage there. It's been bone on bone, so it's been killing me. So this is like four months ago now. This is. It was happening even, like, during the All Star Game last year when I was playing. It's been hurting forever, but I finally went to the doctor and got the results, and so I was looking for a table because on an off day where I'm not working out, I will just walk for 60 to 90 minutes and then do curls.
Eddie
90 minutes while you're walking?
Bobby Bones
No, I almost fell. I tried that. That wasn't very good because I'M trying to watch TikTok and do curls, and then I fall.
Lunchbox
It's too much.
Bobby Bones
Yes. So I look for a table, a tall table, and he goes, it's. Dude, they had all the dimensions. This perfect table.
Lunchbox
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
Now I put my computer on it and I walk. Man, it sounds old. And I. And I work, and it's amazing. But.
Amy
Wait, you work while you walk?
Bobby Bones
Dude, I got a table from Wayfair.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, but the whole point of walking is getting out of, like, working.
Eddie
But he's on a treadmill.
Bobby Bones
Tree is not relaxing inside. I mean, it doesn't matter. I choose to walk and do it. How come you have opinions about how. How I think about things?
Eddie
Bobby, you're not. I. I walk and work.
Bobby Bones
I don't even like to walk. What's happening?
Amy
Oh, my gosh. What was that?
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Morgan
There's been an issue.
Bobby Bones
It looked like a bee got the homeless guy, but did you jump, too?
Amy
Oh, my God. That was so loud. My ear.
Bobby Bones
I heard that. Yeah, I heard it. I heard it from their ears, too.
Morgan
Yeah, it's troubleshooter head in my thing.
Bobby Bones
What, like transformers are coming to kill you now?
Amy
I don't hear anybody.
Lunchbox
Oh, so yours is out now? I was going to ask you what yours sold it.
Bobby Bones
He sold it for parts.
Lunchbox
Is yours work Eddie? I thought he was still mad about walking.
Amy
He threw his headphones, but now I don't have anything.
Bobby Bones
He's teetering on a rage day is what I thought.
Amy
No, no, no. I'm not a rager today.
Lunchbox
I thought you were so mad about.
Bobby Bones
Will you walk for work?
Eddie
Bobby's like, I do it. And then I was like, I do it sometimes. And he's like, threw your headphones?
Amy
No, no. It was so loud that I had. I. But now I don't have anything.
Bobby Bones
Scuba, what's. We're about to go on the air in a few minutes. Are we okay? Do you. On the air?
Lunchbox
Yeah, your mic's working and your headphones working. And their mics are working. It's just, unfortunately, the lights that let you know the mics are on are not functioning.
Bobby Bones
And their headphones almost blew their ears off.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah. Are you guys. You guys okay?
Amy
I can't hear anybody now.
Bobby Bones
Now everything's.
Lunchbox
Oh, they. But are they. Are they okay?
Bobby Bones
You guys okay?
Amy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm okay.
Bobby Bones
No, you're not. No, I'm not okay. One of your eardrums is hurt. Now you've blown it. The guy that wants to scam everybody Just missed a scam.
Lunchbox
I gave you the opportunity. So then if their microphones work and you can hear them in that room, I think we're okay for now.
Bobby Bones
But they can't hear anything.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but they could still hear you in the room, though. Just Bobby.
Bobby Bones
No, they. No, I get it. That it's functionable, but everything's broken around here.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah, that whole desk is definitely down except for Eddie. It sounds like you're working. I'm working. I hear you. Video's good.
Bobby Bones
You can hear we're going on the air. I'm like 10 minutes?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Do we need to call somebody to get them fixed or they just take their headphones off and just.
Lunchbox
Yeah, we've already notified Zach to come take a look at it.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Lunchbox
So that'll be fixed momentarily, but for now.
Bobby Bones
But we're good right now?
Lunchbox
Yeah, for right now.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah, definitely. The mics are working. That's all that matters.
Bobby Bones
Anyway, I hate walking too, but it's not a relaxing thing for me. It's an off day workout where I just. And by the way, you want to talk about help. Belly fat. Who knew? Walking, it's crazy. I have a friend Ben, who is a musician, and we're both kind of nuts, and so. But we both walk now and we talk about inclines and speed. We're like 90 year olds.
Lunchbox
That's old.
Bobby Bones
What incline did you walk at today? What do you keep your speed at? Any. Your heart rate, let me know. Yeah, that's the conversation we had Yesterday.
Eddie
I went 8.0 at incline at a 3.0 with my weighted vest on.
Bobby Bones
That's pretty good. 3 is pretty good. 3 is getting a little bit. 8.0 inclines are crazy.
Eddie
Yeah. I mean, I didn't stay at that incline for the three speed for a long time because the weighted vessels. Like, this is a little much, but I'm with you.
Bobby Bones
Again, only three.
Eddie
I know.
Amy
I have to take my headphones off to hear her better.
Eddie
Welcome to mid-40s.
Lunchbox
Does your weighted vest look like a bulletproof vest?
Amy
Yeah, Good question.
Lunchbox
There's a guy walks my neighborhood, it looks like he's gonna blow something.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you think he looks like a suicide bomber?
Lunchbox
Yes.
Eddie
Oh, well, I wear mine under my.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but is he white? So it looks that much like a suicide bomber?
Lunchbox
He looks like a navy suit.
Bobby Bones
Cause I was gonna call you a racist if it was just like, he's.
Eddie
Just wearing a suit vest, no beard, like, tan. It's black army. Oh, okay.
Amy
Oh, yeah. That means, like, he's undercover.
Lunchbox
That's what it looks like.
Bobby Bones
No, it means probably walking with a weighted vest.
Lunchbox
Well, after the fifth day, I was like, okay, he's just walking.
Bobby Bones
They call that, like dicking or something?
Eddie
No, rocking.
Bobby Bones
Rocking. There it is.
Eddie
That's what you call it?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. That's my turn for it. Sorry.
Eddie
They say it's one of the best things for pre menopause.
Bobby Bones
A lot of days.
Eddie
An OBGYN that I follow when it.
Bobby Bones
Sounds like a Star wars character. Obgyn.
Amy
She says rookie is the best thing for your.
Bobby Bones
She didn't say obgyn. It's like Obi Wan Kenobi. You know my person.
Eddie
OBI GYN for aging women.
Bobby Bones
Worst superhero ever.
Eddie
OB GYN with perimenopause. Or if you're going through menopause and you're wanting to prevent osteoporosis, One of the best things I can do is wear a weighted vest when I walking around.
Lunchbox
Today's gonna be a great show.
Bobby Bones
I come to you obgyn for your saved wisdom, y'all.
Eddie
That's a guy.
Bobby Bones
I know what it is, but Obi Wan Kenobi.
Eddie
I get it.
Bobby Bones
I don't even watch Star Wars. I know who it is. And then his cousin. OB gyn.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Why do you put me in stirrup, sir? For the Force.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay. We have to do the show yet, but yet. Anyway, Wayfair. They're not paying me to say this. Just the website's wayfair.com. we used it. Oh, they. We got something and we ordered it. I'm pretty colorblind. I ordered the wrong color. I was supposed to order black and it came brown. Could you click the versions of the colors? Yeah, it came brown and I said, hey, got the wrong color. They told me to keep it.
Lunchbox
Nice.
Amy
That's legit.
Lunchbox
That's so cool.
Bobby Bones
I don't know they would do that every time they told me to keep it.
Amy
I'm gonna try that every time then.
Bobby Bones
Nope, don't do that. I went fraud. Okay, cool. Let's go to the radio show and hope it works. And then we'll do this break and come back for the post show. Are you still quoting 30 year old movies? Have you said cool beans in the past 90 days? Do you think Discover isn't widely accepted? If this sounds like you, you're stuck in the past. Discover is accepted at 99% of places that take credit cards nationwide. And every time you make a purchase with your card, you automatically earn cash back. Welcome to the now it pays to Discover. Learn more@discover.com credit card based on the February 2024 Nielsen report.
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Lunchbox
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Lunchbox
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Bless you all.
Lunchbox
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Bobby Bones
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. So the effort has been to make Daylight Savings Time permanent. A bill has been filed in the 119th Congress that will abolish changing our clocks. HR139 makes daylight savings Time permanent. So. But the thing is, we don't want the bad one. And at first it was the bad one.
Eddie
They can't do that. That's a bad idea.
Bobby Bones
The one we're in now is the bad one.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Where it gets dark early.
Eddie
We're in the bad one.
Bobby Bones
We're in the bad one because that means we would spring forward later this year and then never fall back again. So that's the good one. They want to keep us in the good one. So they want to.
Lunchbox
Yes, but what happens if we stay on the good one? At some point stuff's gonna change, right?
Bobby Bones
Well, yes, it'll get dark earlier, but it's also getting dark earlier and we're giving that hour up. And mostly it's not even. Yes, a little bit of it's the darkness part. But also I just hate the time change because it's just a weird week.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
We have to adjust.
Bobby Bones
I got enough to adjust to every day.
Eddie
I mean, yeah, just in my life, I'm good. It'll just now be a natural flow of the light to dark.
Bobby Bones
And we have a sample. Arizona. There are Actual places that don't change. So we know that Y2K doesn't happen.
Amy
It doesn't screw everything up.
Bobby Bones
No, because we have a whole state that's doing it already.
Lunchbox
And the farmers are okay.
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Bruh, didn't you hear Bobby's whole speech about that?
Lunchbox
I might have done that.
Bobby Bones
I think they turned out.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
When I'm on a good one, I think they. They start to worry that they can't.
Lunchbox
We can't really keep up.
Bobby Bones
They can't really be, you know, a grand dissertation orator like myself.
Lunchbox
Intellectually, I don't think we can keep up.
Bobby Bones
No, you can't. I'm kidding. There's one number two. And I don't wanna do the whole story here, but Eddie just reminded me if you listen to our podcast 25 Whistles, Eddie tells the story of a pair of Siamese twins where one of them is straight and one of them's gay.
Lunchbox
Crazy.
Eddie
I have already not.
Bobby Bones
We talked about it at dinner.
Eddie
I know. That's what I mean. And then, thankfully, I didn't have to think about it for at least. I can't stop thinking 36 hours. And now I'm thinking about it again.
Lunchbox
There's so much to think about.
Amy
What are Siamese's twins?
Bobby Bones
One wiener. They're conn. One body. Two people.
Eddie
Two heads.
Bobby Bones
Oh, well, I would say more than two heads because they're connected in the middle. They have like, sternum up.
Eddie
I would say it just depends on the type of Siamese. Yes. But let's just say they have one orifice down there.
Lunchbox
Yep.
Bobby Bones
This guy has one wiener. But one head is straight. One head's gay.
Eddie
Right?
Bobby Bones
They are.
Amy
Oh, that's interesting.
Bobby Bones
So imagine if like the straight.
Eddie
Huh.
Morgan
I didn't hear that part originally. I just heard you guys talking about the private part.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
And then I caught the.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you were like, everybody has one wiener. Yeah, no, they're signed. It's Siamese twins.
Lunchbox
They're two people with one wiener and.
Bobby Bones
One is gay and one straight.
Eddie
I know that's not. The wiener part's not bothering me. It's the other part.
Bobby Bones
After we. Well, after we had talked, both we go, do we do 20 minutes on this? On 25 whistles? So if you want to like hear in depth conversation, have at it.
Eddie
I already had to.
Bobby Bones
But what Eddie and I, we're talking about it yesterday afternoon. We're working out. I couldn't stop thinking about it and I was like, do you think it's a battle of the brains where, like. Because if, let's say, a guy's making out with a girl, but the gay one is like, I don't like girls. Where, like, the straight one is, like, working on a boner, but the other one's, like, trying to cancel it out. Like, no. Like, he's going, I'm so turned on. The other one's going, baseball.
Lunchbox
Because you can kind of control that.
Bobby Bones
And then it ends up looking like the guy when you drive by a car dealership, or it's kind of flapping in the way, like, it's not quite there. Yeah, it's just, like. It's simple, you know? No, it's wild.
Lunchbox
But, Amy, that's what we've been thinking about in two days.
Eddie
I know. I was. I was trying to do it while I was eating my dinner the other night. Two days trying to think about how maybe one of them can you pass? Then we were talking about, can you put a. One of you fall asleep with, like, a sedative?
Lunchbox
How are you gonna fall asleep when that's happening to you?
Bobby Bones
I know, but we're thinking about how. I don't know.
Lunchbox
I've fallen asleep.
Bobby Bones
The other thing was, how did you.
Amy
Learn about these guys?
Bobby Bones
TikTok.
Eddie
TikTok.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's what he led it with, too. He goes, I saw this on TikTok, and I'm like, 30% chance this is true. And then we looked it up and we watched it. It's true. I've watched Video Wild, the other thing. And again, we won't get into it, but no. Yes.
Lunchbox
No, no.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Never mind.
Eddie
What? You can't do that.
Bobby Bones
I did because he requested it. I can tell it to you afterward.
Lunchbox
Later.
Eddie
What happened?
Bobby Bones
Don't worry about it. He asked, did y'all.
Amy
Is it a news story or is it something.
Lunchbox
It could have been a news story.
Bobby Bones
Shut up.
Amy
Oh, boy.
Bobby Bones
If it's sensitive, I'll hold. Okay, there's that.
Lunchbox
Go to 25 Whistles to hear the story.
Eddie
Oh, it's on there.
Amy
So it's already on there.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it's on there. I was gonna tell Amy again to get her reaction, but I'll tell you off air because you're gonn. Oh, my God.
Eddie
Why not? Just.
Lunchbox
You can tell.
Eddie
Oh, my God.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Eddie thinks his high school teacher tried to have sex with him.
Eddie
Stop.
Bobby Bones
Okay, When?
Lunchbox
See, when. When in high school.
Eddie
Oh, my God.
Bobby Bones
So that's the whole story, though, because she. After he graduated, like, invited him over for drinks.
Lunchbox
Me and a couple buddies.
Eddie
Well, that is weird, right?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's all there.
Eddie
Drinks. And you're only 18.
Lunchbox
18. And I thought at the time, I'm like, that's kind of cool. But now that I'm older, I'm like, that's crazy.
Eddie
What about your buddies? Maybe she liked your buddy.
Lunchbox
Maybe.
Bobby Bones
But he just realized recently that she was trying to have sex with him. And he told me this at dinner, and I'm like, this is never coming because I never thought about it. And so he had it in his 40s. The revelation was his teacher tried to have sex with him when he was a kid.
Lunchbox
And that could have been crazy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Like in a bad way.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Well, you're 18, though.
Lunchbox
Oh, really?
Bobby Bones
If you're 18.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Bobby Bones
You don't have to say that. You can be like, it's been crazy.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Because you're an adult.
Lunchbox
Good point.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. It's up there. It's 25.
Lunchbox
Wasn't it?
Bobby Bones
We were. It was an odd show.
Eddie
Do you know where that teacher is now?
Lunchbox
No. No. I don't know.
Amy
Have you never looked her up on Facebook?
Lunchbox
Never.
Eddie
Have you talked to those friends?
Bobby Bones
Play it out. Oh, yeah, good point. Good question. You guys don't reminisce about it.
Lunchbox
Nope.
Bobby Bones
And be like, hey, did you go with voicemail one? Ray.
Lunchbox
Hello, Bobby Bones, Long time listener here from Austin, Texas. I have a big recommendation for 2025.
Amy
For you guys to bring back a.
Lunchbox
Lot of the previous old segments that we haven't heard. Number one being the death draft. The death draft was absolutely amazing.
Eddie
It was so fun.
Lunchbox
You guys loved the death draft.
Bobby Bones
You know you did. So bring it back.
Lunchbox
Number two, what year was it? That was a staple game every single morning for us to listen to and play along with. And finally, all the variations on Amy telling a joke, whether it's Amy yelling a joke, Amy whispering a joke, and Amy yodeling a joke.
Bobby Bones
Appreciate that. We don't do the death draft anymore because it just felt mean because we draft people who we think are going to die.
Amy
And one year, I got two out.
Bobby Bones
Of three, and Lunchbox hit. It's the one draft team. He dominated it, man. I know.
Amy
I got Whitney Houston.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he did. Oh, damn.
Eddie
That was so random.
Bobby Bones
I know. So we think we had something to do with her death, and we don't like that feeling. So we. We don't do the death draft anymore. The other stuff I can relook at, we love.
Lunchbox
I don't remember Amy yodeling.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, when she would tell a joke, we would just do all kinds of stuff.
Lunchbox
I remember the yelling and the whispering. That's funny.
Bobby Bones
Mm. Yeah. Thank you for suggesting that. I will definitely go and think about bringing some of that back. We play what year was on the Countdown on the weekends, every. Every show. So that still exists in a capacity. So. Okay, there's that. Why would you do dry January? Like, I don't feel like you're somebody who needs. Are you drinking a lot? Are you drinking?
Eddie
No, not at all. I've never done dry January.
Bobby Bones
I know, but I'm drinking, and I'm.
Eddie
Actually drinking less than I've ever had. I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Eddie
People around me are doing it, and I thought, well, okay. I just. On a whim, I think it was New Year's Eve. I was like, okay, I guess I'm doing it. And then have been in dry January before, like, in November and December, I had ordered these drinks that are like mocktails anyway, so I was already dabbling in that. Just.
Bobby Bones
But I'm saying, are you drinking enough to where that would be like me doing a no weed Wednesday. I don't smoke weed, so nothing's changing.
Eddie
That's a really good point. Yeah. It's not really impacting me. But also, I had dinner with some girlfriends the other night, and I didn't get a drink. Or when we all went to dinner the other night, I was like, hey, Bobby, what are you drinking? Because I knew you had a mocktail. So I ordered whatever you had, and it was so good. But I think normally at a birthday dinner, I probably just casually would have ordered a cocktail, but this because I'm doing dry January. I didn't.
Bobby Bones
Do you see the alcohol cancer story?
Eddie
Yes. The surgeon general put out a warning.
Bobby Bones
I have the news story.
Eddie
Oh, okay. I know it.
Bobby Bones
I'd rather play the news story. Cause they know. No, it's official.
Amy
No, Amy's comfortable.
Bobby Bones
I know, I know. She's pretty comfortable. She can supplement, but at times, sometimes we get a little awful. You know my version. I do want your version after Rae hit that. Yeah. There's no audio for this. Oh, we don't have audio.
Eddie
I have audio.
Amy
Oh, Amy, hit it.
Eddie
Me.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God. Go ahead.
Eddie
Okay, so on January 3rd, and this.
Bobby Bones
Is what we got.
Eddie
2025.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Eddie
The surgeon general put out a statement saying that he would like for there to now be warning labels on alcohol for cancer risks, specifically breast cancer, colon, liver.
Bobby Bones
Big time cancer risk.
Eddie
Yeah, big time cancer risk. And that it needs to be on there, similar to cigarettes now have a warning for that. And other countries, like Ireland, they already have a warning label. On there.
Bobby Bones
And so I think I have it saved in my TikTok. But, yes, it was all alcohol. Yes. Now all alcohol. The Surgeon General's calling for cancer risk warning labels be placed on alcoholic beverages, citing a new advisory that alcohol is a leading preventable cause of cancer. Leading? Yeah. Like the report warns, even one drink a day increases cancer risk. Drinking mouth, esophagus, throat, colon, liver, and breast cancer.
Eddie
Right. So I believe 20,000 deaths per year. There was a category of alcohol related cancer.
Bobby Bones
It was so significant that I was blown away at how significant they were saying it was.
Eddie
Yeah, I think 100,000 people diagnosed and 20,000 dead per year.
Bobby Bones
I wonder what this is. I have a bunch of videos saved. No, that's gotta be New Orleans, that video.
Lunchbox
I mean, shouldn't we put a cancer risk on everything? Because at some point.
Bobby Bones
Well, everything's not a cancer risk.
Eddie
It's not everything.
Lunchbox
No. Like the stuff we cook on, they're saying, like, the Teflon's cancerous now. I'm like, I've been keeping that for 40 years.
Bobby Bones
And I think sometimes they just learn it because we use it for a long time and they test it. But yes, I think they're the microplastics.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I mean, that's the water where we have all that stuff on our brain because we've been. But I was surprised at how prevalent they think the cancer is because of even moderate drinking.
Eddie
Yeah. Because we have been led to believe that, oh, you know, glass of wine.
Lunchbox
A day keeps the doctor away. That's what I heard.
Eddie
Dr. Away. And maybe, yeah, it's not gonna impact your heart health. But then it's like, oh, wait, what about cancer? Especially if those types of cancers potentially run in your family.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Look at the article then. They are specific in it.
Lunchbox
I don't need to.
Bobby Bones
No, you do. Trust me.
Lunchbox
What?
Morgan
No, I feel like I did a pretty good job.
Bobby Bones
Morgan went to Europe over the break.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
First time out of the country.
Morgan
Yeah, well, first time to Europe.
Bobby Bones
Where'd you go? Where else do you go?
Morgan
Like, out of the country ever? I've been to Mexico and down in, like, the Caribbean.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I would still say first time out of the country because you're with Eddie every day, so you already have a little dose of Mexico. Yeah, yeah, I know. Mike's right there, too. Yeah. I don't think Mexico counts. It doesn't.
Lunchbox
Leaving the country.
Bobby Bones
Officially, it does.
Eddie
You have to have a passport.
Bobby Bones
No, no, I mean, I know officially, like, I know Mexico's not America.
Eddie
I'm Saying it's part of North America.
Bobby Bones
But I'm saying that's like, a lot of people go to Mexico.
Lunchbox
What about Canada?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's America, too.
Amy
Yeah, pretty much.
Bobby Bones
Meaning the cultures aren't so different that you're like, wow, in Mexican food. We have it. I don't know. I feel like Europe is a whole different ball game.
Morgan
Yeah, well, and it's a completely different continent, so that's what also makes sense.
Bobby Bones
You have to fly over an ocean, the whole thing. Thoughts?
Morgan
Oh, just insane. Everything is so different on multiple levels.
Bobby Bones
One, old things that are hundreds of years older than what we are.
Eddie
Architecture.
Bobby Bones
The what? The what?
Morgan
Like the architecture of the what?
Bobby Bones
Architecture. Am I saying that right?
Morgan
Architecture.
Bobby Bones
We'll go with it. Go ahead.
Morgan
Wait, how do you guys say it?
Bobby Bones
Not that. Go ahead.
Morgan
No, really, how do you guys say it?
Bobby Bones
Architecture.
Morgan
Architecture.
Bobby Bones
Architecture.
Lunchbox
How did you say it, Morgan?
Morgan
Architecture.
Bobby Bones
No, no, you were saying texture. Like, texture. It doesn't matter.
Eddie
That's okay. We all do it.
Amy
We don't make fun of people for how they speak.
Bobby Bones
Oh, we do. Yes, we do. That's why Amy started to correct her, like, no, no, no. Let her say it again.
Eddie
Well, I thought it was just being ruthless one time. You mess up, that's on me.
Bobby Bones
That's on me. I shouldn't have done that. I should have done that. No, that's fine.
Morgan
Well, okay. The architecture, however I said it.
Bobby Bones
Got it. That's right.
Morgan
The buildings are just ins. Just hundreds and hundreds of years old in our country.
Bobby Bones
Older than our country. Yeah.
Morgan
And then you come over here and we just have these, like, modern, very stale buildings, and it's depressing.
Bobby Bones
Freaking Fuddruckers, you know? Like, that's from the 70s. We're like, wow, put that in a museum.
Lunchbox
Fuddruckers.
Bobby Bones
It's crazy. It is crazy how old stuff. There's like, stuff from. Again 500 years before our country even existed.
Morgan
There was one of the cathedrals that they started building in the 1600s, and they're still building. It's never been finished. And that was, like, fascinating to me.
Eddie
It's taken so long.
Amy
That's going so slow.
Bobby Bones
I don't think it ever finished.
Eddie
Oh, fuck.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I don't think it's a tax issue.
Lunchbox
Because here in America, you have to.
Amy
London onto the back or the top or they just.
Bobby Bones
Some of it's so old, I think it. I don't know.
Amy
They're probably gonna redo what they did before.
Lunchbox
Is it Notre Dame?
Bobby Bones
It's a bad contractor. Let's be honest.
Morgan
No, but Notre Dame was open when I was there.
Bobby Bones
It's cool to see.
Morgan
Yeah.
Amy
Isn't that the one that burned?
Bobby Bones
It is, yeah.
Amy
Oh, man, that's sad.
Bobby Bones
So where did you go?
Morgan
So we started in Brussels and then we went to Paris and then we went to Barcelona.
Bobby Bones
Brussels, Belgium. Capital of Belgium. I've never been there. What's that like?
Morgan
Like, amazing. All they do is eat chocolate and eat fries all day.
Lunchbox
That's what I'm about.
Eddie
That's all they do, like, really genuinely.
Morgan
There's chocolate shops everywhere, there's fry shops everywhere.
Bobby Bones
That's like two of their main things.
Eddie
They're like, yeah, the Americans are coming.
Lunchbox
Give them what they want.
Bobby Bones
I've never been there. I never been to Belgium.
Morgan
Belgium was the prettiest as far as all their buildings and the way that it was set up, very walkable. You could walk around super easy. And everybody was really friendly.
Amy
They speak English.
Morgan
Yeah, that was the other thing that I was.
Bobby Bones
Everywhere.
Morgan
Yeah, everybody speaks English, but we're like the dumb Americans that don't speak other languages. Everybody speaks like five languages.
Bobby Bones
When you go out of the country, you feel so selfish.
Morgan
Yes.
Bobby Bones
You see, other Americans, they're louder and more obnoxious in restaurants and it's how we just are.
Lunchbox
Well, don't they all want to be like us, though?
Bobby Bones
Okay, but they're not.
Eddie
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
They're more polite, they're cleaner, they're not as rude, they're not as loud. You can def. Dude, you can definitely tell an American when you go anywhere. That's not America. Really? Yeah. Yeah.
Lunchbox
That's embarrassing.
Bobby Bones
So from. Did you train or did you fly?
Morgan
Okay, so we. Well, we flew over there and then we took a train from Brussels to Paris and then we fly. Well, I just was.
Bobby Bones
I didn't think you trained over, but I was gonna let it go.
Morgan
I could have taken a cruise over guys, I don't know.
Lunchbox
There are cruises.
Bobby Bones
You mean like a ship?
Morgan
They have year long.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't matter. Go ahead.
Morgan
Anyways, you fly over these train from Brussels to Paris, and then we took a flight from Paris to Barcelona. So both.
Bobby Bones
So tell me about Barcelona. I've never been to Spain.
Morgan
Barcelona was my favorite.
Bobby Bones
Barcelona, okay, you're not from there, you're from Mexico.
Lunchbox
But that's what they say, Barcelona, you.
Bobby Bones
Can'T really jump in.
Morgan
Yeah, it was my favorite. They had like the best food. Everywhere is a tapas restaurant where it's just these small plates. And they are so passionate about how they feel. Like everybody there Is so like. They're just so. Everything is so important to them and passionate and they. They don't wake up until like 10am they don't start partying until 12:30.
Bobby Bones
Dinner's late.
Morgan
They take naps all day long. Like, anytime we were walking around doing stuff, they're like, why are you guys. No, you need to go take a nap.
Bobby Bones
I've been to places like that where I'm like trying to shop or buy something at 11 o'clock. And they're like, no, we're done. Nothing's open till three people are taking their siesta.
Morgan
Yeah, that's how it was. And they call it. That's weird Spanish way. So the culture there was also like, super crazy. But Barcelona, I think was my favorite just because it was so different. And again, all the buildings and structures are just so pretty.
Bobby Bones
Was it cold in Barcelona?
Morgan
Barcelona was like in the 50s.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that's good.
Morgan
So not horrible.
Bobby Bones
I would. Because Paris is my favorite city. I've been. I loved it. But I would imagine it's a different experience if it's cold. Because what we loved about it was we just walked all the. We did all the outside stuff. If it's cold, I'm not doing crap.
Morgan
And it was cold. But we did still walk everywhere.
Bobby Bones
You did.
Morgan
But also Louvre, the museum, we didn't go into it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God, it's awesome.
Morgan
No, I don't know that we had enough time to fit everything in and still go in. But we did manage to use the metro in both Paris and Barcelona, which was. We were very impressed with ourselves. Navigating a different language and a subway that I have never really used besides once in New York before.
Bobby Bones
How do you feel now that you're. What did you learn about the world? Because I always feel like if people. Because I never traveled, never had the money to travel till later on. But once I started traveling and seeing other places that I thought I would never see, it definitely opened me up in a lot of ways to go. Oh, yeah. Just because I grew up indoctrinated with certain beliefs, that doesn't mean they're right. Because people all over the world have way different beliefs in many different ways. And the exposure to certain. Like, I just felt like, man, I am dumb.
Morgan
Yeah, that's how I felt. And very, like, uncultured. And I thought I was cultured. I thought I was very open minded. And then I go over there, I'm like, I'm not. I feel. I felt stupid.
Bobby Bones
Buildings. Being so much older puts everything into perspective. Because that's like a random building. That's building 1200. Remember the declaration of pendants went until 1776. Right. Like we were. It's crazy. London. You have been to London yet?
Morgan
I haven't been to London.
Bobby Bones
London is genericy still really cool, but so much history. It's wild. I did all my stuff because Full House and Ready Bunch. Like, I didn't have anywhere to go. So, like, old TV shows would have stuff. Went to Japan because the Full House. Went to Hawaii because of Brady Bunch. Went to London because of Friends.
Morgan
Like, because they went over.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Their episodes. And I was like, if I ever get the money to go places, I'm gonna go the places.
Morgan
Did you go where they went? Like the same cities and stuff or just only.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, same cities. Well, except for the Brady Bunch. They were just at the ocean. I don't know where they were because they had Honolulu. I was for sure. Honolulu. Yeah. I ended up going like four times with American Idol. But I went by myself once to finish a book and went by myself. I wouldn't recommend that. Yeah, just. Hey, we take a picture of me. Okay, get in. Where's it? No, it's just me. No, that's a weird conversation. I don't mind being by myself, but, like, I would go on a hike and I was like, I'd like to remember this. Do something other than a selfie. Hey, man, we take a picture of me. Yeah. Yeah. Where's your. Oh, did you. And then they're like, is this guy gonna kill us? The whole thing. What about. Dude, you meet any dudes over there?
Morgan
Oh, yeah. The trifecta in every city. That was the other thing.
Lunchbox
What's the trifecta?
Morgan
Like, we met one in every city.
Eddie
What is that? Three of them.
Lunchbox
And what does she mean?
Bobby Bones
Like, she didn't say bad.
Morgan
No, I'm just.
Bobby Bones
Don't let him change what she said.
Eddie
Trifecta mean, like, I hit the three cities. Oh.
Lunchbox
Dang.
Bobby Bones
She went to three cities and met three different guys.
Morgan
Yeah.
Amy
Oh, man, that's not good.
Bobby Bones
No.
Morgan
They're so friendly and every. Like, they come up to you and Aggressive. Some of them. Yes, definitely aggressive. The ones that we interacted with were really great, but we would go into a bar for five minutes and we'd be. People would be talking to us. It was wild. I've never experienced that in my life at bars.
Eddie
What was behind.
Bobby Bones
Did you make out with all three different countries?
Morgan
I will plead the fifth.
Bobby Bones
Okay, fair enough.
Amy
Okay, but so that means yes also.
Bobby Bones
No. It doesn't it could have been two, could have been one.
Eddie
Did they wait for the Americans to come in?
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
They had their chocolate and their fries ready.
Morgan
A lot of them couldn't. Like, there were some that they could speak some English, but, like, they would be translating to each other while we were talking. So I don't know that they were necessarily waiting for that to happen.
Eddie
What were they saying?
Lunchbox
We kidnap them?
Bobby Bones
Well, you can. You can also tell an American immediately.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And that's attractive. You can, for sure. American walks and mo. Two Americans wear a lot of leisure wear. Like. Like sweatpants, tights, hoodies, yoga pants, yoga. In other countries, it's worn a little. But what are they wearing? They wear actual clothes, like, adult clothes. Americans, we more so will just wear whatever's comfortable, even in public. Not really as. As prevalent in Europe.
Morgan
No. They definitely dress much nicer.
Bobby Bones
In Paris, it was like everybody was dressed up. You walk out, everybody's gotten on nice clothes.
Eddie
I learned that through Emily in Paris.
Morgan
We wore. When we were in Barcelona, we didn't know where our night was gonna take us, but we had, like, jeans on and just comfy clothes. We walked in, and the girls just stared at us. They were, like, dressed to the nines, like they were at a ball. And then there was these two Americans just in their jeans and sneakers, like, in this huge glove.
Bobby Bones
And also, if you know somebody's a tourist and you're a dude, you're probably gonna go up and shoot your shot. Cause you know that people are like, yolo tourists.
Amy
Yeah. No strings attached.
Eddie
I don't know that.
Bobby Bones
Everybody's like, I'm gonna bang that person immediately.
Amy
I think he said, it's like a Vegas club, man.
Bobby Bones
But wait, how do you know? You've never been to a Vegas club? No, to Europe, where she's talking about.
Amy
No, I'm saying. But that's how you looked at it. When I used to go to Vegas when I was single, we didn't look.
Bobby Bones
At it like that. No, we didn't.
Amy
I looked at the club that way. Like, man, I get what that. No strings attached.
Eddie
You would.
Bobby Bones
But you would look.
Eddie
But would you act on it?
Bobby Bones
But would it happen? I mean, at one time, he did love Asian girls. He had, like, two years where it was. He had a different Asian girl every week.
Eddie
He says that one time.
Amy
No, I'm saying, how many times have.
Eddie
You been to Vegas? Like, hundreds.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no, I've seen him many Asian girls, so I'm not even gonna say he only did it once. I've seen him at least four Asian girls.
Eddie
Okay.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
Trifecta.
Bobby Bones
Quad. The quad.
Lunchbox
The quad.
Bobby Bones
There had to be more. And there had to be more than just those that I saw. We had a thing because. I don't know why. Probably because there were just a lot of Asian girls in Vegas.
Eddie
Well, wait.
Amy
So hot. And that's why I love Vegas, too.
Eddie
Pled the fifth on whatever. But, like, what about phone numbers, communication? Instagram, email? Is there any. Have you talked to any of them? Like, they may come to America.
Morgan
Yeah.
Eddie
Okay.
Amy
Oh, my God.
Eddie
They're gonna come visit.
Lunchbox
Yeah, there's some.
Morgan
There's communication with you guys understand how.
Amy
This is why Morgan is so dumb.
Lunchbox
Why is that dumb?
Bobby Bones
She's single, and that was fun.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
There's nothing dumb about that.
Amy
All right, all right.
Bobby Bones
We have to go.
Amy
She's going to bring some guy over here that doesn't speak English to hang out for.
Bobby Bones
He does speak English.
Morgan
Well, he speaks enough English to speak to me.
Bobby Bones
Hi. You are a very.
Amy
We go to room.
Bobby Bones
You put lips on lips.
Morgan
Why do they all of a sudden become Russian from all of you?
Lunchbox
We go through the room.
Bobby Bones
We only know Dolph Lundgren and Rocky when it comes to impressions.
Eddie
If he dies, he dies.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Okay. Thank you. We have to go. We will. Well, excuse me. See you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody.
Lunchbox
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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – Tues Post Pre-Show: Bobby Almost Got Frostbite (1-7-25)
Release Date: January 7, 2025
Host: Premiere Networks
In this special pre-show episode of The Bobby Bones Show, host Bobby Bones and his co-hosts delve into a humorous yet insightful conversation about the challenges of morning routines, technological dependencies, and personal anecdotes. The episode highlights the camaraderie among the hosts as they navigate unexpected situations and share personal experiences.
Bobby Bones opens the discussion by expressing his disdain for morning routines, stating, “I hate mornings. I've done it for 20 years” (03:06). He humorously contrasts his own morning aversion with his co-host Ray’s high energy, emphasizing the often fictional portrayal of morning shows.
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A significant portion of the episode revolves around a humorous incident where Bobby almost got frostbite due to a mix-up with his beeper and the unexpected entrance of his co-host, Lunchbox.
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The conversation shifts to the topic of technological dependence, sparked by Bobby’s purchase of a virtual prepaid card and a device pouch designed to block signals.
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A lively segment unfolds as the hosts recount their recent travels to Europe, sharing experiences from Brussels, Paris, and Barcelona.
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The hosts reminisce about the popular “Death Draft” game they used to play on the show, sharing listener feedback and the reasons for discontinuing it.
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A critical discussion emerges around a recent news story about the Surgeon General’s call for cancer risk warning labels on alcoholic beverages.
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As the show winds down, the hosts briefly touch upon upcoming segments and engage in light-hearted banter, maintaining the show's signature humorous tone. They acknowledge technical issues but reassure listeners of their preparedness to proceed.
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This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully blends humor with meaningful discussions, ranging from personal anecdotes to significant health advisories. The hosts’ chemistry and ability to tackle diverse topics provide listeners with both entertainment and valuable insights.
Note: This summary omits commercial segments, intros, and outros to focus solely on the core content of the episode.