TUES PT 1: Amy On Her Ex-Husband's Girlfriend Arrangement + Tipping On A Wedding Dress + Amy Busted Lunchbox In Public + Finish The TV Quote Game

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Feb 10, 2026 (TUES PT 1)

Main Theme / Purpose

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show delivers the usual blend of pop culture chat, listener emails, real-world advice, lively debates, game show antics, and moments of personal vulnerability among the team. Major themes include the etiquette of introducing kids to an ex's new partner, modern tipping confusion, an unusual crematorium crime story, audience voicemails, and a raucous TV quote game with guest Cody Johnson.

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Key Segments, Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Most Stolen Grocery Store Items & Sleep/Weight Loss (01:53-03:48)

• “Meat lifting” is discussed, with Bobby explaining that meat is the most shoplifted item from supermarkets: “Millions of dollars every year from supermarkets are lost because of beef, pork, chicken, lobster…” – Bobby (02:42)
  • Second most stolen: detergent, then baby food.
• Discussion on sleep and weight loss: Getting an extra hour of sleep each night can help weight loss, with Bobby riffing about "happiness scrolling" vs. "doomscrolling."
  • Amy warns Bobby about blue light and its effects on circadian rhythm.

Quote:
“More sleep puts your body in a better rhythm. Your hormones are more, and so, therefore, you’re burning calories easier.” – Bobby (03:13)

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2. Odd News & True Crime: Funeral Home Horror Stories (05:08-08:12)

• Story: Colorado funeral homeowner sentenced for stashing 189 decomposing bodies and giving families fake ashes.
  • Amy relates it to a similar Georgia case she heard on the "Noble" podcast.
  • Discussion about motives for such crimes (selling body parts, being overwhelmed, etc.).
  • A frank, even darkly humorous chat about what happens to bodies in these situations.

Quote:
“I think what these people do to make money is they give ashes, because how are we supposed to know ashes are ashes?” – Bobby (06:07)

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3. Listener Mailbag: Introducing Kids to an Ex’s New Partner (08:33-12:27)

• Listener recently divorced, wonders if it’s wrong to want to know before her ex introduces their toddlers to someone new.
• Amy shares her own experience and stresses communication and mutual respect. Bobby and Amy agree it’s reasonable to ask, but unless it’s in the court order, ex isn’t obligated.
• Amy on her kid's reaction to the divorce and navigating his tough questions.
• Tips: Be “less demandy, more just calm” and give “thoughtful and kind” advice—Amy’s post-divorce mantra.

Quote:
“I would have a, hey, you know, this is something new we’re navigating... Something that would help me feel really good is if I had a heads up on things and I can give you that same respect.” – Amy (11:57)

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4. Tipping at Unusual Places: The Wedding Dress Store Dilemma (12:45-16:25)

• Listener tips $20 on a $2,000 dress, but is treated rudely at pickup.
• Hosts debate the unclear expectations around tipping in retail (especially places seldom frequented), with Bobby highlighting the need for clear store policies.
• Compassion is suggested: Staff might just be having a tough day.
• Bobby also talks about struggling to rate delivery drivers poorly, even for subpar service.

Quotes:
“I would think if someone was that rude, I wouldn't go back there… you don't shop for a wedding dress more than once or twice.” – Bobby (13:58)
“I still give them five-star, and I still tip them… even though they suck.” – Bobby (15:13)

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5. Peanut Butter Storage and Quirky Domestic Habits (16:34-17:25)

• Amy and Bobby debate peanut butter storage: fridge vs. cupboard, with nods to the type (natural vs. processed).
• Quick tangent about proper condiment storage.
• Lighthearted, relatable banter.

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6. Show Announcements: Country Music Cruise 2027 (17:25-18:16)

• Bobby announces “Top Shelf Country Cruise 2027" with Riley Green headlining, reflecting on the success of the yet-to-occur 2026 cruise.

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7. Guest Interview: Cody Johnson’s Top 5 Songs & Career Stories (20:34-25:16)

• Cody Johnson discusses his most meaningful songs, the stories behind them, and personal milestones including playing the Houston Rodeo.
  • Picks: “Til You Can’t”, “Dear Rodeo”, “Dirt Cheap”, “By Your Grace”, “I’m Going to Love You” (Carrie Underwood duet story).
  • Talks about financial struggle, wife’s support, and career breakthrough.
  • Fun anecdote: Sold 68,000 tickets for Houston Rodeo in 2 days.

Quotes:
“Knowing that you impact somebody like that, that means a lot. That’s bigger than money, that’s bigger than fame.” – Cody Johnson (21:04)
“I mean, that's kind of a meant-to-be scenario, you know? And she was so gracious… There’s just no ego. She’s just a freaking workhorse, man.” – Cody Johnson on collaborating with Carrie Underwood (23:56)

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8. Finish the TV Quote Game with Cody Johnson (26:12-32:13)

• Competitive, nostalgic segment where the gang completes classic TV quotes:
  • “Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose” (Friday Night Lights)
  • “We were on a break!” (Friends)
  • “Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?” (Diff’rent Strokes)
  • “Book ‘em, Dano” (Hawaii Five-0)
  • “I am the one who knocks.” (Breaking Bad)
  • “Winter is coming” (Game of Thrones)
  • “Live long and prosper” (Star Trek)
  • “Is that your final answer?” (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire)
  • “I pity the fool” (The A-Team)
• Banter over Amy not recognizing quotes, ribbing over game losses.
• Bobby jokes about using AI to cast show members as The Office characters on Instagram.

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9. Tuesday Reviews Day: What’s Worth Watching (33:03-38:23)

• Bobby reviews 11.22.63 (3.5/5), Amy recounts the “Ghislaine Maxwell: Filthy Rich” doc (4/5 for impact), Eddie reviews an Elizabeth Smart doc (“ruined my weekend,” 3/5 for emotional toll).
• Lunchbox complains about no cable/internet post-ice storm, failed at shaming companies on Instagram for resolution.

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10. Lunchbox’s Car Accident & Domestic Finance Confusion (39:14-41:44)

• Listener asks about finances after Lunchbox crashed “his wife’s” car.
• Hot-potato logic about insurance, ownership, depreciation, and payment confusion, played for laughs.
• Bobby points out Lunchbox’s flawed assumption that insurance money always covers a new car.

Quote:
“Now she has to have a payment.” – Amy (41:34)

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11. Organ Donation, Fear, and Altruism (41:48-45:29)

• Voicemail comments on Eddie’s “big heart” but argues fear stops him from actually donating an organ.
• Extended psychological debate about motivation, risk, family needs, and the meaning of true altruism.
• Humor and honest reflection about personal limitations and empathy.

Quote:
“I just think he wanted the praise of saying he wanted to do it. He doesn’t really want to do it.” – Bobby (44:41)

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12. Amy vs. Lunchbox: Grocery Store Line Etiquette (45:38-49:07)

• Amy reports seeing Lunchbox cut ahead of another shopper who left her cart in line.
• Whole room debates the ethics – should you “hold” a spot in line with your cart, or do you forfeit your place if you step away?
• Lunchbox stands firm: “You snooze, you lose. You got out of line. You lost your spot.” (46:45)
• Bobby and Amy say they’d have just pushed the cart forward to keep her place.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments with Timestamps

• On funeral home crimes:
  “How are we supposed to know ashes are ashes? We don’t know if it’s really our loved ones.” – Bobby Bones (06:07)

• On post-divorce parenting:
  “Our mantra, my ex-husband and I: thoughtful and kind.” – Amy (12:27)

• On tipping confusion:
  “If you tip somebody and they also are keeping your stuff, it’s why you don’t tip at the beginning of a meal.” – Bobby Bones (14:19)

• On streaming recommendations:
  “I wanted it to be better because I love time travel.” – Bobby Bones (“11.22.63” review, 33:23)

• On giving a kidney:
  “I just think he wanted the praise of saying he wanted to do it. He doesn’t really want to do it.” – Bobby Bones (44:41)

• On cutting the grocery line:
  “You snooze, you lose. You got out of line. You lost your spot.” – Lunchbox (46:45)

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Additional Fun/Recurring Segments

• Morning Corny (32:55):
  “Why do melons get married in church? Because they can’t elope.” – Amy (33:00)
• Bonehead Story of the Day (38:23):
  60-year-old man drives home from the bar with his wife, car catches fire, but he keeps going to avoid a DUI, only to have to pull her from the burning vehicle.

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Overall Tone & Takeaways

The episode blends playful debate, real-life challenges, and moments of depth with the light, jokey tone the show is known for. Advice is practical but grounded in personal experience, with occasional detours into the absurd. The TV quote game and honest admissions (about parenting, fear, or finance) keep things rooted in relatability and camaraderie, making it easy for listeners to feel part of the conversation, even if they missed the show.

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For those who missed the episode:
Expect laughter, a few surprises, some life advice (especially for divorced parents), fun pop culture reminiscing, and a good dose of heart—plus, a reminder not to leave your cart unattended in the checkout line!

Transcript

[Amy]

This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm Bowen Yang. And I'm Matt Rogers. During this season of the Two Guys Five Rings podcast, in the lead up to The Milan Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic Games, we've been joined by some of our friends.

[Cody Johnson]

Hi, Bud. Hi, Matt.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, Elmo.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, Matt. Hey, Bowen.

[Amy]

Hi, Cookie.

[Ben Higgins]

Hi.

[Bobby Bones]

Now the Winter Olympic Games are underway, and we are in Italy to give you experiences from our hearts to your ears. Listen to Two Guys Five Rings on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Ben Higgins]

You can scroll the headlines all day and still feel empty. I'm Ben Higgins, and if youf Can Hear Me is where culture meets the soul. Honest conversations about identity, loss, purpose, peace, faith, and everything in between. Celebrities, thinkers, everyday people. Some have answers. Most are still figuring it out. And if you've ever felt like there has to be more to the story, this show is for. Listen to if you can hear me on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts on the.

[Amy]

Adventures of Curiosity Cove podcast. When Peanut Butter disappears from school, Ella, Scout, and Layla launch a full detective mission. Their search leads them back in time to meet a brilliant inventor whose curiosity changed the world in this Black History Month adventure. Asking questions, thinking creatively can lead to amazing discoveries. Listen to Adventures of Curiosity Cove every Monday from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

Here we go. Come on, Bobby.

[Amy]

Transmitting across America.

[Bobby Bones]

Welcome to Tuesday's show, Morning Studio.

[Eddie]

Morning, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

If I say meat lifting, what comes to mind?

[Amy]

Getting some meat and lifting it, like, maybe like a big T bone.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I watched these videos. Speaking of lifting, from this guy named Anatoli, did these ever come across yours where he's like a. His maintenance man or he's the custodian and he's walking around gyms. These guys are powerlifting like crazy. And he's like, oh, I need to wash under this. And they're like, we're in the middle of. It goes, I'll just move it. They're like, you can't lift weight this heavy, and it's massive. And he just. He just picks it up and they're like, what the heck? Because he's a lot smaller than they are, but he's like a professional bodybuilder. He dresses up. You ever see that?

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, man, you love him.

[Amy]

Never.

[Bobby Bones]

Anyway, meat lifting, it's become an issue because it is the most stolen thing.

[Amy]

Oh, that makes More sense now. Shoplifting meat.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Experts say that millions of dollars every year from supermarkets are lost because of beef, pork, chicken, lobster that people go in and shoplift. Meat is the most shoplifted item in grocery stores. Second is. Don't say vegetables. It's not a food.

[Amy]

Exactly. Oh, it's not a food. Deodorant.

[Bobby Bones]

Kinda detergent.

[Amy]

Oh, detergent. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And number three makes me sad. Baby food. Oh, yeah, I know.

[Eddie]

Expensive.

[Bobby Bones]

That's from Food Marketing Institute. Now they say if you get about an hour of sleep more than you're getting now, you can lose a couple pounds from just getting more sleep because your body is actually in a better rhythm. More sleep put your body in a better rhythm. Your hormones are more. And so therefore you're burning calories easier. Researchers found that when we're bombarded with ads for, you know, everything food, lalala, we eat a lot, we also stay up later and. And that's helping us keep on the weight. So don't stay on your phone. You won't see the ads. Phone bad. Ads bad.

[Amy]

Sleep good.

[Bobby Bones]

Sleep good. Yes. If you get more than an hour of extra sleep, they say you could lose up to £10 a year. Wow.

[Amy]

That's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

That's like I doom scroll every night. I don't call it doom scrolling though.

[Amy]

Okay, Bobby?

[Bobby Bones]

I call it happiness scrolling.

[Amy]

Here's my thing with you when you say that though, that Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Why do you keep saying my name?

[Amy]

Because you already struggle with sleep and you are smart.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the only thing that gets me to sleep.

[Amy]

Stop.

[Bobby Bones]

I call it habit. I don't call it doom scrolling. I call it happiness scrolling.

[Amy]

Okay, but still we know that that light in your eyes is messing with.

[Bobby Bones]

Your circadian rhythm off the blue light or whatever it is I put.

[Amy]

Scroll doll.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

No, happy scroll.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh yeah. Happy scroll.

[Bobby Bones]

That's from the University of Michigan at, at Ann Arbor. These two co workers, they played the lottery and they won 350 bucks, which is pretty cool. And so their names are Randy in April and they're like, wow. They play the Illinois lottery and they hit for 350 and they went to the store and they're like, wow, look at us. And then actually they took it in. It was $350,000. Whoa.

[Amy]

Not bad. Not a bad little misunderstanding.

[Bobby Bones]

Randy initially believed the ticket was worth 350. However, April rechecked it and discovered in the Illinois lottery app they had won $350,000. That's crazy. 350 would be fun.

[Ben Higgins]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Like dollars. That'd be fine.

[Eddie]

It's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

But 350,000 NBC Chicago with that. And then there's a Colorado guy who got 40 years in prison. He's a funeral homeowner. He was sentenced to all those years for stashing 189 decomposing bodies and giving the families fake ashes. So they call him a monster. They urge the judge to give him the maximum sentence. He apologized, so they're not saying exactly what he did with the bodies.

[Amy]

Wait, where's this guy at?

[Bobby Bones]

Colorado.

[Amy]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Amy]

Oh, I listen to some podcasts of a guy. I believe maybe he was in Georgia. But this was similar. They were a crematorium. But when authorities got involved and searched the land, they found bodies buried everywhere.

[Bobby Bones]

So buried is weird because I would think if I were trying to make.

[Amy]

Extra money, like holes and like, you know, like all multiple people in a hole and then covered up.

[Bobby Bones]

Whenever I first read the story, I think, is he hooking up with the bodies? But then I don't think that's the case. I think what these people do to make money is they give ashes because how are we supposed to know ashes are ashes? We don't know if it's really our loved ones. And I think they sell the body parts.

[Eddie]

Oh, like on the Dark Web.

[Bobby Bones]

Because you can make real money off that. What are you seeing over there?

[Amy]

Oh, well, I just looked up the name of the podcast is Noble. And yeah, I. It sucked me in because I was like, what in the world is happening?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, so why were they doing it?

[Amy]

300 bodies were found uncreated on the property. And, you know, families had thought, yeah, they're. That their loved ones were taken care of with respect and dignity. And no, they were just.

[Bobby Bones]

But what were they doing with the bodies over there?

[Lunchbox]

Just dumping them in the woods? Like, I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's take them to the lake so you don't get caught, you know, Property, like dumping them.

[Amy]

I mean, it was a large property, 16 acres in Georgia.

[Bobby Bones]

Why was he burying him in his own.

[Amy]

Because, like, they. I don't remember exactly. I remember I listened to this a long time ago, but I. I just know that they were not, like, they were a well respected family in town. Like, when people found out about it, they were shook. And I think it just maybe got in my mind. I was like, do they just get overwhelmed? And then they didn't know what to do? Or maybe they couldn't keep up with it, or they didn't want to take the time to burn it? Or did their little Fire thing. Like go out of business, Couldn't afford a new one.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Amy]

And then there's lots of things.

[Bobby Bones]

But there's also the episode of I Love Lucy where she's working on the candy machine and it's all coming through on the wheel and she can't do anymore.

[Eddie]

She starts eating it.

[Bobby Bones]

Like it just. It just overwhelms her. That could have been like this.

[Eddie]

I mean, I did think when we cremated my dad, we got the ashes. And I did think like, wow, it's.

[Bobby Bones]

Not very many do same. Like that's.

[Eddie]

I thought it'd be more same cuz.

[Bobby Bones]

We got my mom and ashes same. It's like in a little bag.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's not a lot for a whole body. And I was like, huh?

[Bobby Bones]

It's different too. If you find out that the funeral home you're using, if they're selling the body versus hooking up with the bodies, Right?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

That's different, right?

[Eddie]

Way different.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a different crime.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like if they're keeping the bot, if they're selling them, you're like, okay, you go to jail for five years, like not nice. If they're hooking up with it, like you gotta go away forever.

[Eddie]

That's life.

[Bobby Bones]

Who knows what else. Yeah, there you go. All right, Bones, There's a question to be had.

[Lunchbox]

Hello, Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

Bones. I am recently divorced and my ex husband is seeing someone. I had asked, when I asked for divorce, that if he ever wanted to introduce our two toddlers to someone he was seeing, I would like to know about it first. From what I have seen, he hasn't introduced him yet, but I feel like he wants to. Is it wrong for me to want to know if he introduces our children to her? What do you think? Signed divorced in Dallas. You want to go?

[Amy]

Sure. I don't think it's weird for you to want to know and I think that that's okay to request to know and have a conversation about it. But there's no but I think, I think that's totally okay to request that. And hopefully he would be the type to honor that. I mean, with my ex, we have that agreement. When kids have met somebody that we've dated, there has been a conversation to the other about it of, hey, heads up. I'm thinking about introducing the kids to. And with both of us, it's been some time. Obviously the person has been an important staple in our life. We're not just flippantly introduced.

[Bobby Bones]

First date intros.

[Amy]

Correct. Not first date intros, but I mean, my ex has had two girlfriends and both I knew when they were meeting.

[Bobby Bones]

I guess my but was is that he doesn't have to.

[Amy]

He does not have to. You are correct.

[Bobby Bones]

If it's an agreement and you both live by it, unless it's in the court order from the divorce, he doesn't have to. But you can't ask for sure, you should ask, but you can't. If you get angry about it that he doesn't, it's not going to help the relationship.

[Amy]

No, not at all. Yeah. I can't imagine being in that type of a situation. Although I will say the first relationship that my ex husband was in, it was our first time navigating it and I wasn't in one yet. So there was a lot we had to learn. And so then the second time it came around, which was with me and then later with his second girlfriend. We already had been through it, so we kind of knew how to handle it. But that first time, it's difficult.

[Bobby Bones]

I would also say it's nice they're toddlers because they're not going to remember anything anyway.

[Amy]

Yeah, they're going to remember less than the teenage kids. Although my son just last night was like, why did y' all break up? And I'm like, who break up? You and dad? And I'm like, we have talked about this. You know, we've talked about it. And then he was like, what would you do if he asked you out? I was like, what? Okay, well, I have a boyfriend and he has a girlfriend, so that's probably not gonna happen. He's like, well, let's just say I'm like, oh, gosh dang.

[Bobby Bones]

He's putting.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. And I tried to put myself in his shoes. Like, when I was a kid and my parents got divorced, I just wanted nothing but them to get back together. That was my prayer. Like, I don't care what happens. Even though my dad was fully living with somebody else, My mom had never even dated. She would have taken him back, but I just wanted that so badly. And so I understand where he's coming from. So I tried to just tiptoe around it, but. But be straightforward of no. Like, I don't want to give him false hope.

[Bobby Bones]

You did say no.

[Amy]

Yeah, in a tiptoe way.

[Bobby Bones]

I think to the emailer. I think it's fair to say, hey, can we agree on this? Because he's going to want the same from you. But if he says no again, unless it's in a corridor.

[Amy]

Yeah. And I don't know how y' all communicate, but just, I wouldn't have a demanding tone. I would have a, hey, you know, this is something new we're navigating. If I start dating one day, like, let's talk through this. Like, how do we want to handle this? Something that would help me feel really good is if we, if I had a heads up on things and I can give you that same respect.

[Bobby Bones]

That's good.

[Amy]

You know, less demandy, more just calm.

[Bobby Bones]

Kind, real world advice.

[Amy]

Which that was through my entire divorce. Our mantra, my ex husband and I, the thoughtful and kind. Thoughtful and kind. And so we had to.

[Bobby Bones]

When you got into a fight, you just queued up. Tim McGraw. Listen to the song.

[Amy]

That's humble and kind. Yeah, good point.

[Eddie]

Halfway there.

[Amy]

I have a tipping question. So we went to go and look for my wedding dress and she asked me what our budget was. I told her we want to cap it at $2,000. And when we went to pay for it, they asked for a tip. Tips for $20 and we went on our way. Well, we went to pick up the dress eight weeks later and she knew who we were, but she treated us so bad. She ignored her. She was very short with us. She was rude. She set the dress on the counter and then never came back and just expected for us to know that we could just take it. Like, I would love to know your thoughts.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, whenever you provide someone a dress in a dress store and you're going through sizes and different types of dresses, I think there's a service element there. Now, I'm not sure the protocol on tipping also. Was it just on the screen? Like, there are a lot of questions I have about the tipping part of it. However, I would think if someone was that rude, I wouldn't go back there. I think that's how you punish bad service, as not going back to the same place. So I don't know the tip protocol. And you can go, who tips at a store? I don't know if she makes commission or if she only works on tips and gets a good hourly wage. I don't know. I think that needs to be communicated by the store though. Otherwise how are we supposed to know the protocol of tipping at a place that we don't normally go? Because you don't go there 10 times a year.

[Amy]

Yeah, you don't shop for a wedding dress more than once or twice.

[Bobby Bones]

If you enjoyed your dress and you enjoyed the process, maybe I'd go back one more time. But if it was bad again, she.

[Amy]

Doesn'T need to go back. It's her wedding dress?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. Maybe like our daughter homecoming or something later.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Or it's like a New Year's party. I don't know. Okay.

[Amy]

Okay. Well, yeah, I get it. I get what you're saying now.

[Bobby Bones]

I would be very unhappy that that happened, though. But also, you don't know what's happening in that girl's life. That is how I try to think about it. Whenever someone gives me bad service, it's quick for me to go, well, that sucks. I think I'm gonna punish them by giving them less money. But also, there's a thing too, where if you tip somebody and they also are keeping your stuff, it's why you don't tip at the beginning of a meal. If a waiter comes and you. Let's say you tipped at the very beginning of the meal and you tip bad, you think they're going to give you the best service? No, of course not. If it's like, hey, leave a tip and then you'll get your dress in three months, I'm probably going to tip pretty good because they have access to my dress. But I can understand why you'd be frustrated at the service. So there's that. I'm having an issue now where I. I cannot bring myself to give these delivery drivers bad reviews when they suck.

[Amy]

Why is that?

[Bobby Bones]

Because I feel bad for the same reason they brought food and they left at the end of my driveway by my mailbox the other day.

[Amy]

Like, they could be having a bad day.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Or.

[Bobby Bones]

Or they're slammed and they're like, oh, my God, I got to get this one. I don't know. There were like, three instances. They forget my drinks. Oh, they forget my drinks. I'm. I'm like, how do you forget my drinks? And I can't. I still give them five star and I still tip them, like, the 25%, whatever the biggest option is on the app. Even though they suck.

[Amy]

I would. If I. You would want them to leave it at my mailbox.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't care about that.

[Amy]

You don't care about that?

[Bobby Bones]

We open the gate, they drive in, drop it off the door.

[Amy]

Oh, you open it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay. I thought you.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you thought you gave them a code. Come on.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no. Nobody has. No, no, no.

[Amy]

Okay, okay. That's why I was. That's why I wanted to clarify.

[Lunchbox]

That's retaliation.

[Bobby Bones]

I give them all a key. Come on. Everybody that works for Uber eats or doordash. You get a free key to my house. I would just encourage you to Have a little grace on this person because she just could have been having a bad day. What if her grandpa died? That's always what I think.

[Amy]

So that's how she handles her grandpa dying. Are you gonna tip me?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, she only said that at the beginning.

[Amy]

Oh, you mean when they went to pick up the dress? Oh. Cause they're, they're. That's true. Sometimes we can assign the narrative of we know we tipped 20 bucks and so we might think that wasn't enough and so we assign a narrative of like, oh, she's mad about that. But Bobby, you're totally right. On pickup day, she could have been having a terrible day.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of grandpa's die in my head. The people who give me crappy service, that's just what I assigned to it. Now if you do it twice, it's gonna be bad. Give me the next voicemail, please.

[Amy]

I am currently making peanut butter oatmeal.

[Bobby Bones]

Cookies for my grands. I'm just wondering, do you leave the peanut butter in your refrigerator or the cupboard? I leave mine in the cupboard. Have a great day.

[Lunchbox]

Bye.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna punt on this over to Amy because I hate peanut butter. My wife does. We have peanut butter at the house and it's always though not in the fridge.

[Amy]

Yeah, I do both kind of. I just like wherever it ends up sometimes if I've bought the super natural organic, maybe there's not. There's no sugar added and stuff. I put that in the fridge. But if it's the yummy kind pantry.

[Bobby Bones]

I eat a lot of mustard and a middle amount of ketchup. And that stays in the fridge after it's opened? Yeah, it stays in the fridge before it's opened. It stays in the shelf. Yeah. Then once it's opened, it stays in the fridge. Is that normal?

[Amy]

Very.

[Bobby Bones]

Boom. Nailed it. Hey, big announcement.

[Lunchbox]

Drum roll, please.

[Bobby Bones]

Close enough. Okay. We are coming back with another cruise in 2027. So the cruise was so successful this year that we haven't had yet, but just selling it because we don't go for a couple weeks. But the Top shelf Country Cruise 2027 is going to happen with Riley Greene. So Riley's going to be the headliner then next year. This year it's going to be Keith Urban, but Riley Green next year, so it's going to be awesome. We're cruising again the Bobby Bones show, hosting another Top shelf country cruise in 2027 produced by Signature Cruise Experiences. So a lot of great shows. Country music everywhere you turn. This one will sell fast and you can register now for pre sale access. Just head to topshelfcountrycruise.com we don't go on ours until two weeks, two and a half weeks or so, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So we haven't been on it yet, but we're already announcing we're doing one the next year because this one sold so well. So Riley Green will be the headliner. I'm sure there'll be a lot of other acts to announce soon coming up. All right, there we go. Between work, family and everything else, cancer screenings can get put off. But screening is an important way to take control of your health for the people who count on you. Over the years, we've heard from listeners sharing cancer diagnosis stories of loved ones affected, and how early detection made a difference. Detecting cancer early is crucial. Every screening matters, and Pfizer's making it easy to take the first step. Schedule your [e-mail] Screenings sponsored by Pfizer. I'm Bowen Yang. And I'm Matt Rogers. During this season of the Two Guys Five Rings podcast and the lead up to to The Milan Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic Games, we've been joined by some of our friends.

[Cody Johnson]

Hi, Bon. Hi, Matt.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, Elmo.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, Matt. Hey, Bowen.

[Amy]

Hi, Cookie.

[Ben Higgins]

Hi.

[Bobby Bones]

Now the Winter Olympic Games are underway and we are in Italy to give you experiences from our hearts to your ears. Listen to Two Guys Five Rings on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Lunchbox]

Foreign.

[Ben Higgins]

What do you do when the headlines don't explain what's happening inside of you? I'm Ben Higgins and if you can hear me is where culture meets the soul. A place for real conversation. Each episode I sit down with people from all walks of life, celebrities, thinkers and everyday folks. And we go deeper than the polished story. We talk about what drives us, what shapes us, and what gives us hope. We get honest about the big stuff. Identity when you don't recognize yourself anymore. Loss that changes you purpose when success isn't enough. Peace when your mind won't slow down. Faith when it's complicated. Some guests have answers. Most are still figuring it out. If you've ever felt like there has to be more to the story, this show is for you. Listen to if you can hear me on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

On the Bobby Bones Show. Now Cody Johnson from 1 to 5 give me your best 5 songs. According to you, that's very hard.

[Cody Johnson]

I think the one song that has impacted My career, the most would be till you can't. Not just because it's. I think it's like six or seven times platinum at this point. Not because it's my highest streaming dollars and all that, but because of the people that have come to me at meet and greets and told me their stories about how this song change their lives in very, very impactful ways. I think that's bigger than money, that's bigger than fame, that's bigger than points on a board. Like, that's bigger than accolades. Like, to know that I went in the studio and created a track that kept somebody from divorcing or committing suicide or going back and getting in touch with their family or apologizing to somebody, like, that's. That means a lot. Because I think at the basis of it, yes, we like to make a comfortable living for our family, but knowing that you impact somebody like that, that means a lot. So, that being said, I would probably choose Deer Rodeo for the second one because it was the most that I'd ever written. Wrote that with Dan Couch, and it was literally my letter to the sport of rodeo because I was so depressed, because I thought, I don't even know if I'm going to make it in the music business, like, let alone go back and chase those dreams that I had when I was a kid. So that's probably the most, like, vulnerable thing I'd ever put on paper to that point. Three would probably be Dirt Cheap just because of how impressive it is that Josh Phillips wrote that song by himself. And it's related to so many people. And it. I had a friend of mine that he works all across the world, and he was in Uganda pushing a grocery cart, and he text me, and I don't remember what time of the night it was for me in Texas, but Dirt Cheap is on the radio in Uganda. I'm like, how cool is that, man? Like, number four and number five, I could easily go with, you know, number one hits.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not going to let you out of it, though. You got to give me a four and five.

[Cody Johnson]

Number four for me would probably be, by your grace, very vulnerable. Me on paper, wrote that 100% myself. And admitting, like, openly, like, the first lines are like, I'm aware of everything that's wrong with me, but still you accept me anyway. And it's like we forget that so much that we all kind of get in this rut of, like, we're not good enough for God, because, well, I smoke or I drink or I cuss or I Do, like, dude read the Bible about the people he hung out with. They were all, like, murderers and thieves, and he. He turned them into apostles. Like, there's hope for us, you know, it's like we forget that. And it's all because of the grace. Like, you can't give someone grace unless they're screwing up, right? So it's like God's grace. It's not his love. It's his grace for forgiving us. And for me, when I wrote that song, it was more for me. Like, I was writing it for me to remind myself of. Like, hey, just day by day, man. Just keep it up. Like, just try to be better today than we were yesterday. And it really gave me a new perspective on life. Number five. I really don't know. I could pick something off this new project I'm doing, but I couldn't tell you.

[Bobby Bones]

Cop out.

[Cody Johnson]

Cop out.

[Bobby Bones]

We don't know it yet. We don't know it yet.

[Cody Johnson]

Why don't you pick my number five?

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, you and Carrie, like, that's cool.

[Cody Johnson]

I will. Yes. Okay. I will say I'm going to love you. Maybe would be number four instead of number five. It's just in that spot of, like, I always wanted to sing with Carrie Underwood. I mean, like, who wouldn't? But the way that song came about would be the better story of I had it. And then they said, no, Travis Denning is going to use it on his record. So it goes back to Travis. It didn't wind up on his record. And so they pitched it to Carrie. Carrie loved it, but said, and I didn't know this. Carrie said, I love it, but it doesn't fit my project. So it goes back into the abyss until I said, I want that song, but I want Carrie on it. And I had no idea that she'd already had it. And so that's why she said yes. She's like, this is the second time this song's come into my life.

[Bobby Bones]

So. Wow.

[Cody Johnson]

I mean, that's kind of a meant to be scenario, you know? And she was so gracious to, like, even down to, like, volunteering that. You want me to do some video for your video wall for when you play this live? We're like, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's cool. That what you do, you play on.

[Cody Johnson]

The video wall, the only track we run. I mean, it's because obviously she's not there, you know? But I mean, she was so awesome to work with. Like, really down to earth. Like, I think people have their vision of rock stars being this big Ego, but, like, there's just. There's no ego. She's just a freaking workhorse, man.

[Bobby Bones]

When were you able to pay your bills by doing music?

[Cody Johnson]

My wife, Brandy, she was my fiance at the time. She school doing online classes and some classes at a junior college, and she quit going to school and took two really crappy jobs. Well, I went out and played bars and stayed gone for a month. And I have no clue how she stayed married to me, but she did. And eventually it was the. It was the first year we were going to headline what we call the big tent in Steamboat Springs, Colorado, at Music Fest. And I told her before I left, I said, I want you to quit your job. And she's like, are you serious? I said, yeah, I want you to go with me to Steamboat. Quit your job. Like, I'm making enough now to where we can afford to pay our bills. But that's all we were making, was just enough to pay our bills. So it was kind of another leap of faith. And, you know, really, it wasn't until about 2014, 2015, to where, like, okay, we're getting pretty stable. You know, we're growing our band, we're growing our crew. And in 2017, when I played Houston Rodeo for the first time, that's when the gasoline kind of got thrown on the fire.

[Bobby Bones]

That had to be awesome.

[Cody Johnson]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell me about the first time you headline and you played the Houston Rodeo.

[Cody Johnson]

It was the day after, or it was two days after, like, the worst day of my life. My brother was in a very precarious situation, you know, so I'm in my truck, and I'm in just in tears driving home, and Howie Edelman, my manager, calls and says, hey, we just got the call to replace Old Dominion because they had to bow out for. I think the family member had gotten sick or passed away or something. And I want to know if. Here's what they offered us to headline Houston. And I'm again, I'm in. My heart's broken for the situation I have going on with my family. And I'm crying, and I'm like, yeah, it sounds good. And he's like, I'm going to counter offer him. And I remember having the phone, and I went, why would you counter offer? He's like, because I think you're worth more. And they took the counteroffer, and I said, how many days do we have get. Have to get ready? He said, Two days. And we sold 68,000 tickets in two days.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Cody Johnson]

And I think that was the moment where I Went. Bring it on. Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the game, Raymundo? So I'm going to play you a famous TV quote. All you have to do is finish the quote with the missing word. Okay? Go. Clear eyes.

[Lunchbox]

Full hearts.

[Eddie]

Okay, we know that one.

[Lunchbox]

Full hearts.

[Cody Johnson]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

How many you got here? We have seven. All right, boys, you ready?

[Eddie]

Come on.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, Here we go.

[Cody Johnson]

You got it.

[Bobby Bones]

In Eliminator style, dude.

[Amy]

I mean, in.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would you say dude? Take a water bottle, Bo. Dude.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. One. You got it, dude. I like the sound effect on this one. That's cool.

[Cody Johnson]

A little question.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, go ahead. We were on a. One more time. We were on a. I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win on.

[Bobby Bones]

Break, break, break, break. All right, good. We were on a.

[Cody Johnson]

Break.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, next.

[Amy]

What you talking about?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win.

[Amy]

What you talking about?

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

What you talking about?

[Lunchbox]

Willis.

[Eddie]

Willis.

[Amy]

What you talking about? Willis.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, good. Next. Book em.

[Amy]

Say what?

[Eddie]

Book em. I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in.

[Amy]

What? I can't even understand what he's saying. Can it slow down?

[Bobby Bones]

We understood it, Amy.

[Eddie]

You want Ray to slow it down?

[Bobby Bones]

You want them to go on?

[Amy]

What are the words being said? I guess this is what I need help with.

[Lunchbox]

If you can't understand them, you're not going to get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead. Hook them. What do you think it's saying?

[Amy]

Hook them. Hook them. Like it's not horns. Because that would be a TV show. That would be a. This. We were playing, like, college football. Sayings or university.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys know it, though?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Very common.

[Eddie]

100.

[Bobby Bones]

One more time for Amy.

[Amy]

Is he saying book them? Hook them. Book them. Book them. It sounds old. Book them, Charlie. Book them, Kit. Book them.

[Bobby Bones]

Just saying old names.

[Amy]

Book them.

[Bobby Bones]

I need an answer.

[Amy]

Hold on.

[Eddie]

Book. Hold on.

[Bobby Bones]

Yesterday. Answer.

[Amy]

Charlie.

[Cody Johnson]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Dano.

[Bobby Bones]

Bookum. Dano.

[Eddie]

Book them. Dano.

[Cody Johnson]

Book them.

[Eddie]

Dano.

[Bobby Bones]

Hawaii five Zero. Never actually seen it, but Amy's eliminated.

[Amy]

Bye.

[Bobby Bones]

Next. I'm not superstitious, but I'm. I am a little. I'm in.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not superstitious, but I'm. I am a little.

[Lunchbox]

You slow it down.

[Amy]

Uh huh.

[Cody Johnson]

I'm not superstitious.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not superstitious, but I'm. I am a little. Charlie. Kit.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Superstitious. Eddie.

[Eddie]

Stitches.

[Bobby Bones]

I have stitches as well. I'm not superstitious, but I'm. I am a little stitious, Eddie. And I remain.

[Eddie]

You get the joke, Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

No, I get it.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you like my office, AI? They did. Of everybody in the show.

[Amy]

Yes. It was so funny.

[Lunchbox]

I was a little rude.

[Amy]

How'd you pick the characters? You just let it naturally happen?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I put in who got what.

[Amy]

Put me as Dwight.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

How funny is that?

[Amy]

It was funny.

[Bobby Bones]

It's on my Instagram if you guys haven't seen it.

[Amy]

I was like. And lunchbox. Got to be Pam. Like, I would be Pam.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, next up. I am the one who.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Eddie]

Oh, no. You're writing it down.

[Amy]

You're about to ask to slow it down.

[Eddie]

I thought about it.

[Bobby Bones]

I am the one who.

[Eddie]

I am the one who.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man.

[Eddie]

This is how I'm gonna go out.

[Bobby Bones]

I am the one who. I have it.

[Eddie]

You know for sure.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I don't even know what show that's.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you don't? I think if you knew the show, you get it.

[Eddie]

Like, I don't even know what. Who the actor is.

[Bobby Bones]

I am the one who.

[Eddie]

Okay, it sounds like he's about to say something with an M. So.

[Bobby Bones]

I am the one that.

[Eddie]

So either murdered you.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, did an answer.

[Eddie]

I'm gonna go with. I am the one that made you.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I am. It's Breaking Bad. It's Walter White. Oh, I am the one that knocks.

[Amy]

That knocks.

[Eddie]

Knocks on what?

[Bobby Bones]

Replay it. I am the one who knocks. Although I think at this point, he's not Walter White.

[Eddie]

He's Heisenberg.

[Bobby Bones]

Gutenberg, I think. Right, Mike?

[Amy]

Yeah, that.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he sounds mean, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I win. But I like to finish up. Number seven. Go ahead.

[Cody Johnson]

Winter is.

[Bobby Bones]

I gotta do it again, though.

[Cody Johnson]

Winter is.

[Bobby Bones]

I know it. Do you know that one?

[Amy]

No.

[Cody Johnson]

It's.

[Bobby Bones]

Winter's coming.

[Cody Johnson]

Winter is coming.

[Amy]

No, watch that.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you have any tiebreakers?

[Cody Johnson]

Got three.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go.

[Cody Johnson]

Live long and.

[Eddie]

I know that one.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know that one?

[Amy]

Live long and prosper.

[Bobby Bones]

Live long and prosper. Yeah, that works.

[Eddie]

Oh, it's just Prosper.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. What'd you think?

[Bobby Bones]

Prosperous.

[Amy]

What show is that?

[Bobby Bones]

Star Trek.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I gotta.

[Bobby Bones]

Live long and prosper. Okay, next. Is that your final answer? Answer.

[Amy]

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Is that your final answer?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And one more.

[Amy]

I pity the fool.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I pity the fool. Okay. That's fun, huh?

[Amy]

18.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I like that one.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, There you go. I went, oh, wake up. Wake up in the morning's on the box. So you Know, it's.

[Eddie]

This is.

[Bobby Bones]

This is the now. Time for the morning Corny.

[Lunchbox]

The Morning Corny.

[Amy]

Why do melons get married in church?

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Amy]

Because they can't elope.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. That was the morning Corny. A Tuesday reviews day. I did watch 112263 on Netflix, which is about a guy who tries to go back in time and stop the John F. Kennedy assassination. I forgot I'd already seen the first couple of episodes. The movie this from 10 years ago.

[Eddie]

Yeah, It's a while back.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. James Franco's in it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I had seen that. I started watching it and I'm going, man, all this feels familiar. Was I once back in time? I was having those weird moments. It's pretty good. It's Stephen King, something he wrote a long time ago. I give it three and a half out of five. I really wanted it to be better because I love time travel. But I think I wrestled the first two episodes with have I already seen this? And then I realized way back in the day it was on some other platform and I watched it. But, yeah, I give it three and a half out of five suits from the 1960s.

[Amy]

That's the resurgence, right? Because Netflix picked it up.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Thought it was new.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought it was a new show.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But, yeah, it's pretty good. You what you watch?

[Amy]

I watched on Netflix the Ghislaine Maxwell Filthy rich documentary from 2022, which when I started watching it, I was like, oh, I definitely watched this probably when it came out three years ago. However, I was paying way more attention this time, and it's crazy to me. So any of that stuff, like. And I think the Epstein one, Filthy Rich, came out maybe a couple years before that. So I haven't gone back to re watch that, but I might now just because I caught on to so many other things that are extremely disturbing. So I give it 4 out of 5 former socialites turned convicted felons. And it's a. I mean, it's really interesting with the four is just that it's like, it's hard to watch some of this stuff and you find it unbelievable. So that's why I take off a little bit. Because how you feel when you're watching.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. Yeah, it's like Tuesday reviews day. Eddie, did you watch anything?

[Eddie]

Yes, I watched the Elizabeth Smart documentary. Guys, why did you recommend this documentary?

[Bobby Bones]

It's really good.

[Cody Johnson]

It's good.

[Eddie]

But, man, I was in a terrible mood for the next two days. Like, so sad. Yeah, it's well done. Like, it's well done. If you want to learn about this whole thing. It's a really good documentary for that, but it ruined my weekend, so I'm gonna give it three just because it ruined my weekend. But it's really good.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, she lives, though. So many of these people live. They don't live, they die.

[Eddie]

No, no. I know.

[Amy]

She's here to tell her story, and.

[Eddie]

It'S the stories and, like, it's sad, all that. And then you think about the parents, like, how do they even, like, live normal? How does she live normal after that?

[Bobby Bones]

Because she got to live, though.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think you're effective for two days. I think you're being a little hard.

[Eddie]

No, I was.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, I don't think you are. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

No. No cable or Internet, so I didn't get any of the DVDs out. I got nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

You still have nothing.

[Lunchbox]

Nothing. Ivan went to public shaming on Instagram. Didn't work.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you know when people are tagging companies, they're on their. Their last.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man, I'm on my last one. I was like, man, I saw a Taylor Lewan who did it on Twitter, and they responded like, we'll expedite your request. I was like, okay, let me go to Instagram. I'll do this.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he's famous.

[Lunchbox]

And nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

No reply. Oh, no heart.

[Lunchbox]

No, no. They reply like, oh, yeah, they're working on it.

[Bobby Bones]

So for those who don't know, we lost power for many days because of a massive ice storm. And so now pretty much everyone, if not everyone, has their power back. But Lunchbox still doesn't have Internet or cable.

[Lunchbox]

Internet or cable. And here's the problem. I use my hotspot to do, like, work on the computer, and it told me I'm out of hotspot memory for the month.

[Eddie]

Oh, you're done.

[Bobby Bones]

Then's pretty new still.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, it resets on the 18th is what it told me. So I'm in trouble.

[Amy]

Guys, it sounds like you're gonna have to work here and then.

[Lunchbox]

I know, but how annoying.

[Bobby Bones]

Change your phone plan to choose your cells.

[Eddie]

What I do.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, you don't need a hotspot like a device. You can just use your cell phone.

[Amy]

I think he's using the hotspot on his phone.

[Eddie]

No, no, no. He's using the hotspot to connect to his computer or something.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's what you do.

[Eddie]

No, you can do things on your.

[Bobby Bones]

Phone, but you can also connect to your phone. I just don't. I don't Have a. I have unlimited data.

[Amy]

Okay, I'm gonna say something that this is gonna clarify what's going on here. You want him to work on his. Have a Google Doc that we all go into?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, there's no way.

[Amy]

Do y' all think he has Google Doc app on his phone?

[Eddie]

No chance.

[Bobby Bones]

He doesn't even watch shows on his phone.

[Amy]

Right. So, like, you want him to go into. Yeah, he. There's no way. He wouldn't be able to turn it in. However, I bet you do have email on your phone. You could just email it to Mike.

[Lunchbox]

I do do that sometimes. Movie.

[Bobby Bones]

Mike anything? Yeah, I watched a movie in theaters called Send Help. It's about this woman who hates her boss. They go on a work trip together, plane goes down, and they have to survive on an island together. I saw the preview. I couldn't tell if it was awful or awesome. Yeah, Rachel McAdams is in it. She's really good. If you like horror comedies, I think you'd like it. I give it four out of five islands. Wow. Really?

[Amy]

Four, huh?

[Bobby Bones]

It's a.

[Amy]

It's a scary, like, horror film.

[Bobby Bones]

Why do you keep saying that word like horror?

[Amy]

Because I didn't. I thought it was more of just like a cute Rachel McAdams like, romcom. We're on an island, but we're just.

[Bobby Bones]

Hearing you say horror, not like horror.

[Amy]

That's how I say horror.

[Bobby Bones]

Just call it a scary movie. Four out of five, huh? Yeah, it's bloody and funny. Oh, I thought you were calling Rachel McAdam something. I was like, there you go. Tuesday reviews day. Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Brevard County, Florida. A 60 year old man and his wife went out to the bar, had a few drinks. He's driving home, clips a sign, car starts smoking, and he's like, man, if I pull over now, they're going to know I've been drinking. Got to make it home. So he keeps driving. Then the car's on fire.

[Bobby Bones]

He's committed, though. He's got to keep going.

[Lunchbox]

He's like, if I pull over now, yeah, they're gonna know I'm drinking. Cops respond and they're trying to pull him over. The car is on fire. He's driving down the highway. Finally, it engulfs in flames. He has to pull over and pull his wife from the vehicle.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, she was in it too.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Huh.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. That would have factored in a lot earlier for me. I understood his logic, but that would have factored in that his wife was in the car.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Voicemail. Question about Lunchbox's accident. If it's his wife's car and they split finances, but Lunchbox crashed the car. I'm wondering how that all works. So if I could get an explanation, that'd be great. Thank you.

[Lunchbox]

Well, it's nothing. There's no bill on my part. I was. I didn't wreck the car. Someone wrecked into me, which wrecked the car. So it's all coming from them. Their insurance is going to pay all the bills. They're going to reimburse us money, so there's nothing to worry about. There's not worried about who has to pay for the damages. It's all that person's fault. So there will be no money coming out of my pocket.

[Amy]

There's no deductible or anything?

[Lunchbox]

No, you get all that back.

[Bobby Bones]

But can I meet you with. Well, you have to buy a new car. So it's going to take money to buy the new car?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, but we're going to get money to buy a new car from that insurance.

[Amy]

But will it cover the entire new car?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, it's going to total the car. But then there's been some depreciation on the car, so you're probably not going to get enough to buy a full new car.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I never even thought about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Complicated.

[Lunchbox]

I literally just thought, oh, they're giving us money, so there's no bill.

[Amy]

Well, it sounds like it's on you, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, there can be no bill if you want to buy an older car.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. Then that's what we'll do. We'll buy an older car. That's a good idea. We'll buy an older car.

[Eddie]

Who pays for insurance on that car?

[Lunchbox]

Well, we split insurance. Well, we split insurance because usually I used to have a car. So it was like I paid for my car, but with that one, I just pay 50.

[Bobby Bones]

50. There's too many things to track here with their finances.

[Amy]

Honestly, it seems it's really easy. I'm sure for some couples it works out really well. But for whatever reason, when he talks about it, I get so confused.

[Lunchbox]

What do you mean? Insurance? 50. 50. Because we only have one vehicle.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not hard, but it's her vehicle.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but whenever we go places, I drive using it.

[Bobby Bones]

And now he's just going to get an old car with the money. Yes, because you're not going to be given the value of your car as if it were new.

[Lunchbox]

Right. So it won't be a brand new car. I don't think that would be the plan, but I'll have to discuss that. I never thought about that. I literally thought, oh, we'll just buy a new car.

[Bobby Bones]

You can, but it'll be a lesser car than the one that you just crap. Lost. Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

So then we'll have to make payments.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

If you potentially usually. Did you have this car paid off?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's paid off.

[Amy]

Well, she had it paid off.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Now she has to have a payment.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, this is.

[Eddie]

That doesn't make sense.

[Amy]

Now he's confused.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I. I didn't realize. I didn't think about we're going to payments. I thought it was going to be over somehow.

[Bobby Bones]

He just bankrupted himself. He doesn't know how.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I'm out of money. I'm living on the streets.

[Bobby Bones]

Give me another one, Ray. Eddie has such a big heart and has the desire to do it, but he's just scared. He wants to. He would love to, but he doesn't have the guts. But he thinks it's really cool and genuinely would like to, but he's just not brave enough to do it. But, yeah, I think fear is just what holds him up. Talking about donating organs, obviously.

[Eddie]

Sure. I mean, I think it's a guy. This is a guy that understands me a little bit.

[Lunchbox]

The whole.

[Eddie]

Not brave enough. I don't think he's got that right. Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

But I think the love, all the positive things he's got totally the ones that aren't so positive, he's missing out.

[Amy]

He's nailed you on that side, on that part.

[Eddie]

But not brave enough. Too scared. It's not that. It's just not. I don't think right now's the time.

[Amy]

Well, what if that is the root? I think he's just digging a little deeper to the underlying issue at hand, which is that why are we saying.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie has a good heart? I mean, you can say whatever you want. I actually go and donate $2 a Petsmart. Where's my big heart?

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. You should have gone with it. You donate blood, that's a way bigger deal than petsmart.

[Eddie]

Because I start thinking, like, all right, what if I give my kidney away? And then like, my son in five years, like, I need a kidney.

[Bobby Bones]

That's every single person that's ever given a kidney away. They have to have that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Your son moved to the top of the list.

[Bobby Bones]

And probably get a better kidney than the one you got earlier. You're just kind of like that car lunch watches rag. I worked hard.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I worked hard on that.

[Amy]

Valid point.

[Eddie]

So I don't know. I mean, I don't think I'm scared. No.

[Lunchbox]

Then.

[Bobby Bones]

Then your heart isn't good.

[Eddie]

No, my heart's good. My heart's there. I'm just a. I just don't know if it's the right time. That's it.

[Bobby Bones]

The time isn't going to get any better because you're just getting older and less healthy.

[Eddie]

No, I think I'm getting healthier than the way I used to be. Dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Much like lunchbox says, car, your body's depreciating daily.

[Eddie]

That's what's happening to us.

[Amy]

However he does, he does live a healthier lifestyle than he once did. And you can reverse stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

Not really. You can just slow it down. Not like the heart. He can slow down any sort of damage to it. He's not reversing to have a 17.

[Eddie]

Year old's heart because, dude, I lived hard back in the day.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you didn't. You didn't even live that hard.

[Lunchbox]

There is such thing as a family voucher program. By donating through this program, you receive up to five vouchers for family members, including children, prioritizing them to receive a living donor kidney if they ever need one.

[Bobby Bones]

When you donate five vouchers, priority.

[Eddie]

So are these vouch, like, it's not guaranteed. You just have a voucher like, all right, try one. Doesn't work. That voucher's gone.

[Bobby Bones]

Huh?

[Eddie]

The vouchers he's talking about is this like, all right, I got a voucher for.

[Bobby Bones]

You can give it to any person on the road and they have to give you a kidney?

[Eddie]

No, like this voucher, Bobby, it brings you to the front of the line to donate to my son.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, but then Bobby son goes to the front of the line.

[Eddie]

But then you die in surgery. Oh, it didn't work. There goes that voucher. I got four left.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Why are.

[Amy]

You do have a lot of fear?

[Bobby Bones]

This is fear.

[Amy]

This is rooted in fear.

[Eddie]

Maybe I am. Maybe this caller, spot on.

[Bobby Bones]

I just think he doesn't really want to do it. I think he just wanted the praise of saying he wanted to do it. He doesn't really want to do it.

[Eddie]

Why would anyone like, why would I want the praise of like, oh, Eddie's so awesome. What do you mean?

[Lunchbox]

Why would you want the praise? Everybody wants praise.

[Eddie]

I really want.

[Bobby Bones]

That's why we do Things you don't really want to. You think it would be cool if you had the guts and the health and the love in your heart to do it, but you don't.

[Eddie]

No, it'd be cool to do it. I have the heart and the love.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Amy]

I mean, Lunchbox, you're struggling to understand Eddie right now, and I need you to know this is what. Like, we're struggling to understand Eddie, too, but equally, we struggle to understand your car situation.

[Eddie]

You know, we're complicated people.

[Amy]

Is that fair? And y' all struggle to understand a lot of stuff about me.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys struggle to understand math.

[Eddie]

That's true. Me and Amy in general.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, you guys can leave us a voicemail at any time. 877-77. Bobby, Amy saw Lunchbox cut in line at the grocery store.

[Amy]

Sure did.

[Bobby Bones]

What happened?

[Amy]

Well, a woman was in line with her cart, and she decided to leave her cart to go get something. Clearly, she forgot something in the store, and Lunchbox was behind her. So when she left to go get the item, he went in front of her. And I'm not saying what he did was wrong. I'm not saying I would do it, but I was just curious, like, what y' all think about this? Because then she returned, and I think she said something like, oh, yeah, no problem. And he was like, yeah, cool. Like, it almost like they had an exchange about how she was aware he cut.

[Bobby Bones]

So her basket was still there.

[Amy]

Yeah, she left her cart there to hold her place. I'm not saying what she did was right. I would never do that either.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me put myself in the situation. I'm in line.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Somebody has a full buggy. Like, I gotta run and get something. It's not her turn in line, though, right?

[Amy]

No, there's.

[Bobby Bones]

There are a few people. Push her cart up in front of me. I would just. I would move up, and I would just push her card up. And then when she got back, as long as she didn't actually miss the register, she's still in front of me, right? What? Yeah, he. I think that's.

[Amy]

He just. When she. When she disappeared into an aisle, he.

[Eddie]

Like, went, yeah, guys, I think I would cut, too.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, when you leave the line, you lose your spot in line. Like, it's not like, oh, here, just.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, if that's the case, you would roll a cart completely away, and everybody else would.

[Lunchbox]

Well, there was no one behind me, so I just went. I wasn't worried about the people behind me. I'm worried about myself. I went around the cart, put myself on the conveyor belt. And a.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, if it's time to get on the conveyor belt, I agree.

[Amy]

And I was sort of spying.

[Bobby Bones]

You said it wasn't time to get on the conveyor belt.

[Lunchbox]

No, the person in front of me was. The person was still getting checked out. I had to put the little bar so the cashier knew that it was my groceries, and I wasn't going to wait for this lady. I was like, hey, you know what? You snooze, you lose. You got out of line. You lost your spot.

[Amy]

Okay. I guess because I was spying from another line. So I didn't know what she said to you.

[Bobby Bones]

What would you have done?

[Amy]

I would have just stayed.

[Bobby Bones]

I would have pushed the card up.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, just held herself.

[Amy]

I would have stayed in my spot.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, me too. As long as the cash register wasn't waiting for her to put her stuff on. Then you go around because you don't want that waiting. Yeah. Otherwise you push it up.

[Amy]

Right. But also, I'm not gonna do what she did. She didn't even. She didn't. She just walked away. It's not like she was like, hey, do you mind if I go get something?

[Bobby Bones]

She told me to run. Run real quick.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Amy]

And I'm probably. I'm probably not going to do that either, but I would. Yeah, but you would. You would ask the people around you.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I'd just be like, I'll be right back. Forgot something.

[Eddie]

You just say it out loud.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'll just go like, oh, crap. And I would run off, and then I would grab it.

[Eddie]

But everyone would know what you're doing.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And if I were the person behind, I would just push it up for her to get closer to the line.

[Amy]

Yeah. He did not do that. And then she said something to him when she got back, but I don't.

[Lunchbox]

Know what I said. I went around you. She said, oh, okay. And I said, thanks.

[Eddie]

That's it.

[Bobby Bones]

Why did you thank her?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I was just saying, like, she said, oh, okay. And I was like, all right, thanks. Like, I don't know why you had to make a conversation out of it. Like, there was no need to say anything. She knew she got out of line. She knew she was in the wrong. I just wanted to let her know that, hey, it wasn't out of malice. It was just out of, you know, you got out of line. I was doing what was right in this world.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you learn a new word?

[Eddie]

Malice?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Tell us.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that's a word, isn't it.

[Bobby Bones]

Word of the day.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Amy]

Of course it's a word you've never heard of.

[Lunchbox]

Malice.

[Eddie]

We have.

[Bobby Bones]

No, we have. We've never heard you use it one time in your whole lifetime on the show.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, maybe I saw Malice at the palace, like, documentary or something recently, and I don't even know if that fits.

[Bobby Bones]

It does fit. Yeah, it fits.

[Lunchbox]

See?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Good.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Well, I don't think he did wrong, but I wouldn't have done that.

[Amy]

Me neither.

[Bobby Bones]

Just be a little push, just a little buggy.

[Amy]

He'd look out for him.

[Bobby Bones]

That's it. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody.

[Cody Johnson]

Bobby Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram, reedyarberry, Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.

[Amy]

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