TUES PT 1: Bobby Is In Dad Mode Building Baby Things + Is A Listener Crazy For Going To 40 Brad Paisley Concerts? + Listener Messaged By Married Celebrity

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show - TUES PT 1: Bobby Is In Dad Mode Building Baby Things + Is A Listener Crazy For Going To 40 Brad Paisley Concerts? + Listener Messaged By Married Celebrity
Date: December 9, 2025 | Host: Bobby Bones | Co-hosts: Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Morgan

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show is full of light-hearted chaos as Bobby navigates "dad mode" while assembling baby gear, discusses quirky fan devotion (including a listener who's attended 40 Brad Paisley concerts), tackles the ethical complexities of being DM’d by a married celebrity, and serves up a healthy dose of 90s nostalgia and spirited cast banter. The show also features their usual “Tell Me Something Good” round, amusing holiday party complaints, and listener call-ins.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Christmas Decorating Wars and Traditions

[03:19–07:17]

• The cast details their different approaches to holiday decorating. Bobby describes having "a big tree, lots of lights, some fake presents," and confesses, "We don't have any real presents, but we don't put a lot underneath because it's not like kids or anything yet."
• Morgan proudly reveals she has four Christmas trees, including a new Harry Potter-themed tree, prompting banter and playful teasing.
• Lunchbox shares a dubious story about taking his kids on the roof to put up lights, leading Bobby to recount his own near-fatal roof accident as a child:

  "That's how I ruptured my spleen being on the roof. Almost died." (Bobby Bones, 06:57)

2. Viral Country Music Moments

[07:17–10:31]

• The team discusses the viral clip of Kelsea Ballerini telling off a heckler at her concert in Australia who yelled her ex-husband's name (“Morgan Evans”).

  "You can't go to somebody's home and play a bad song about them and not expect people from their home to stand up for them... Even if it's one drunk dude." (Bobby Bones, 09:09)

• They reflect on the emotional reality of performing personal songs in the hometowns of exes and the importance of performers not reacting to hecklers.

3. Maddie & Tae Announcement

[10:38–11:32]

• The duo’s split is discussed with respect and nostalgia:

  "They've been together for 15 years. That's crazy." (Bobby Bones, 11:30)
  "They always seemed like genuine friends to me." (Amy, 11:30)

4. Tech Curiosity & AI Skepticism

[11:33–12:46]

• Humanoid robots seen at a tech expo were exposed as being "humans in suits," leading Bobby to lament,

  "Man, I can't believe anything these days." (Bobby Bones, 12:25)

• Bobby fantasizes about getting a robot to handle household chores, especially walking dogs and taking out the trash.

5. Viral Food Trends & Relatable Rants

[13:19–15:36]

• Soft serve ice cream dipped in butter is debated:

  "It doesn't sound good, but I bet it's pretty good because I don't—it doesn't sound good to me." (Bobby Bones, 14:17)

• Bobby describes his hot dog experience, including his meticulous approach to relish—“I've only put relish on half of the hot dog in case I didn't love it.”
• Lactose intolerance tips are shared, including Bobby’s endorsement of chewable Lactaid tablets.

6. Listener Voicemails & Call-Ins

[15:54–16:13; 49:39–54:47; 62:09–64:49]

• A listener inquires about the upcoming St. Jude RadioThon (set for Thursday and Friday with Ernest as a guest).
• Tracy from San Antonio shares her story of seeing Brad Paisley 40 times since 2007, even meeting him at the Today Show. The cast debates where the "line" is for fandom intensity:

  "40 times is a lot. And also for comfort, like, I put on The Office... much cheaper." (Bobby Bones, 53:09)

• Crystal calls in to report Bobby’s "boyhood home" sign is in bad shape, leading to a discussion about replacing the sign and small-town pride.

7. Ethics of Celebrity DMs

[27:20–30:11]

• A young listener seeks advice after a married, moderately famous man slid into her DMs.
  • Bobby: "Just move on. It's not your chili..."
  • Morgan: "I would just send it so you have the information, because that's how you stop the cycle from happening."
  • Amy shares concern about possible retaliation if she were to notify the wife.
• The conversation highlights the frequency of such situations and the balancing act between exposing bad behavior and personal safety.

8. Dad Mode: Building Baby Things

[30:42–34:30]

• Bobby describes the challenges of assembling a bassinet and car seat/stroller combo:

  "I need, like, a practice baby so I don't hurt the real baby." (Bobby Bones, 32:11)

• He vents about YouTube instructional videos that provide no verbal instructions, only miming steps.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On putting up Christmas lights:

  "I'm not putting any lights up. I'll die. I'll fall off a ladder." (Bobby Bones, 03:49)

• On AI robots:

  "I would love to get a robot ... take the trash out, walk the dogs. That would be a great one." (Bobby Bones, 12:46)

• On people seeing the same artist over and over:

  "What's the limit on times you can see somebody in concert before it just gets weird?" (Bobby Bones, 49:19)

• On advice for DMs from married people:

  "Just move on. It's not your chili." (Bobby Bones, 27:54)

• On assembling baby gear:

  "They didn't use any words. ... They just show you, like, talk! I need you to tell me, describe what you're doing!" (Bobby Bones, 31:36)

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Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Time | Topic Description | |----------------------|----------|------------------------------------------------------| | Christmas talk | 03:19 | Cast debates decorations, holiday traditions | | Kelsea Ballerini clip| 07:17 | Viral incident at her concert | | Maddie & Tae split | 10:38 | Country duo calls it quits after 15 years | | Fake robots at expo | 11:33 | Tech skepticism and robot chores fantasy | | Butter-dipped ice cream| 13:19 | Debating viral food trends | | Listener: St. Jude | 15:54 | Upcoming St. Jude RadioThon details | | On millionaires, sounds| 16:55 | Wealth stats, “worst sound in the world” | | Ethics: Celebrity DMs| 27:20 | Listener dilemma, team perspectives | | Dad Mode: Baby gear | 30:42 | Bobby assembling nursery gear | | Good news stories | 35:05 | Driveway-shoveling hero, nurse neighbor saves life | | 90s Sounds Game | 39:06 | On-air trivia nostalgia | | Listeners: Concerts | 49:19 | 40x Brad Paisley fan call-in, panel discussion | | Listener: Hometown Sign| 62:09 | Bobby's "boyhood home" sign needs repair |

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Fun & Games

90s Sounds Game ([39:06–45:04])

• Classic Bobby Bones trivia segment: panel guesses iconic 90s sound bites.
• Memorable moments: Lunchbox gruffly fighting through "allergies" to participate.

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Additional Highlights

• Tell Me Something Good:

  • Local hero shovels driveways for people in need ([35:05])
  • Nurse neighbor saves a life with quick CPR ([54:55])

• Movie/TV Reviews:

  • Bobby reviews “Beast In Me” (Netflix, "starts mid to slow, gets awesome," 4/5 stars) and “Relay” (Amazon).
  • Amy reviews “Materialists” (Dakota Johnson film watched on a plane).

• Other Listener Interactions:

  • The ethics and awkwardness of office holiday parties ([19:45–21:38])
  • Listener discovers Bobby’s broken hometown sign ([62:09–64:49])

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Tone and Show Style

• The show maintains its signature playful, southern, and slightly chaotic morning-radio style.
• There’s a mix of sincerity (in “Tell Me Something Good” and listener advice) and irreverence (in roasting each other about Christmas displays, allergies, and fandom).

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Summary Takeaways

• Bobby and his team excel at blending real life (parenthood prep, ethics in the digital age) with relatable, everyday humor.
• Fans of country music, parenting talk, pop culture, and nostalgic games will feel right at home.
• The community connection is strong—listeners are regularly featured, and their quirky stories (from Brad Paisley devotion to sign repair missions) become fodder for banter and heartwarming moments.

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Memorable Quote for the Road:

"I need, like, a practice baby so I don't hurt the real baby." (Bobby Bones, 32:11)

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For fans seeking a blend of country charm, modern dilemmas, and plenty of laughs, this episode captures the spirit of The Bobby Bones Show at its best.

Transcript

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Here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on, Bobby.

[Caller/Listener]

Bobby Bones transmitting across America.

[Bobby Bones]

Turn it up. This is a Bobby Bones.

Welcome to Tuesday show morning studio morning.

December 9th. Christmas coming up soon. We're pretty Christmas. We got a tree up, big tree, lots of lights, some fake presents underneath it. We don't have any real presents, but we really don't put a lot of presents underneath it because it's not like kids or anything yet. So. But we're up. We don't have any lights on the outside of the house. We got a few wreaths up.

[Eddie]

Are you gonna do that?

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's too late now if you're not kind of up. Ain't going up.

[Eddie]

Oh, we're not up outside, am I?

[Bobby Bones]

But I ain't even in the house. We're not going to put any lights up. I'm not putting any lights up. I'll die. I'll fall off a ladder.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Kidding. So that's where we are, you guys? Yeah, same.

[Amy]

We got some wreaths up, tree up.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you done, though?

[Amy]

Yeah, done. Like what? I. I'm decorated and done and have been since like November 10th.

[Bobby Bones]

We have a small tree in a second room. It's a very small Christmas tree in like the living room. So. So I forget that that one's even there.

[Eddie]

Is that real or fake?

[Bobby Bones]

I think they're.

[Eddie]

You're not sure?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not sure. I think.

[Amy]

Does it smell?

[Bobby Bones]

Does the.

[Eddie]

Does the leaf come off when you pull it?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. Touching the tree and. Obviously I didn't put it up. The big one I think is real. The small one I think is fake. So I think we just pulled that out of a box and it already has ornaments mostly on it still.

[Eddie]

That's perfect.

[Amy]

Then that's fake.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

If it came out, you guys.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the inside's done. But I'm telling you, my wife keeps telling me to put the lights on the outside and big Santa, you know, the big 12 foot Santa.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Haven't done it yet. I probably do that this week.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie was saying that Morgan's overdoing it.

[Eddie]

Oh, dude, this is. I think it's too much.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Eddie]

She says she has a tree for every room in her house.

[Morgan]

Well, not every room, but I do have four Christmas trees.

[Bobby Bones]

Four Christmas trees. Did you put them all up?

[Morgan]

Well, my boyfriend helped me. Yeah, I. I mean, I just love Christmas. I want Christmas lights in every room. I have one in our bedroom. I have one in the living. Well, two in the living room and then there's one out on the channel.

[Bobby Bones]

Christmas trees in one room?

[Amy]

Yeah, that side by side?

[Morgan]

No, they're in different areas of the.

[Amy]

You just want.

[Bobby Bones]

Everywhere you turn you want to see one.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

I just like having the warm Christmas lights.

[Eddie]

One of them is even a Harry Potter themed Christmas tree. Harry Potter themed?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

That was a new one we did this year. My boyfriend. It was our first one together. So we did like my one that I always do, which is the living room tree and then the. The bedroom one, which is my old apartment tree that just kind of morphed into the bedroom one. And then his ended up out on the deck. And then we bought a new one. That's the Harry Potter tree.

[Bobby Bones]

You gotta farm at your house. I come buy trees from you. Do you have gifts or anything under the trees yet?

[Morgan]

No, there's nothing under too many trees, man.

[Eddie]

That'd be too many gifts.

[Bobby Bones]

That'd be a lot of gifts.

[Morgan]

There is a Harry Potter train under one of them.

[Bobby Bones]

What's up with the Harry Potter trade? I never heard of such thing.

[Morgan]

I. We just both really like Harry Potter. That's both of our favorite movies and it reminds us of Christmas. So we. That kind of became our thing.

[Bobby Bones]

His favorite movies.

[Morgan]

Harry Potter, not favorite of all time. But both of ours like that we connect on is all the Harry Potter.

[Eddie]

You think. You think he made that up? Just.

[Bobby Bones]

I think so.

[Eddie]

Like when they were dating first.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I love Harry Potter. And he's had to cram. He's had to read all the books and watch the movies. Now lunchbox, you guys, Lights on the.

[Lunchbox]

Outside of the house. Tree up. Lights in the house.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you put the lights up yourself?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, ladder kids up on the roof.

[Eddie]

Oh, the kids up on the roof?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's dangerous.

[Bobby Bones]

You took the kids with you up on the roof? Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Good idea. Bad idea getting them down.

[Eddie]

Yeah, exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

They were terrified. Oh, I can't do it. I can't get down.

[Lunchbox]

But they had fun up there.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Bad idea.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

They didn't almost fall. No, no. That's how I ruptured my spleen being on the roof.

[Eddie]

Oh, you fell off.

[Bobby Bones]

Almost died. Yeah. Fell off a roof onto a boat. Trailer was in the hospital. I was just up there with my dad, who said, come on up For Christmas.

[Eddie]

Putting up Christmas lights.

[Bobby Bones]

Putting up Christmas lights.

[Eddie]

Were you really putting up Christmas lights?

[Bobby Bones]

None of that's true. I did fall off and rupture my splain, but none of that.

I'm gonna play a clip of Kelsey Ballerina getting screamed at in a concert. Have you heard the clip?

[Amy]

Yeah, I saw it.

[Bobby Bones]

So I'm gonna remove any bias that I have here. First of all, we shouldn't be yelling at people during concerts, especially during quiet songs, because it affects everybody else who bought tickets to the show. Like, that's the number one rule. Don't go in affecting the performer. Because it's very selfish of you to ruin everybody else's time. I want to get that out of the way. Here's what I want to say, though. As she's playing this song, this is about her ex husband, Morgan Evans. And so she's playing the song, it slows down, someone yells Morgan's name, you're going to hear her say a bad word.

If you were to fight with me and then you were to play a show in Arkansas, because she's playing this show in Australia where Morgan Evans is from. If you were to get in a fight with me and go play in Fayetteville or Lorac, you're probably gonna get some people that are they got my back. Would you agree with that?

[Amy]

Yes, it is likely.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I mean, you're going to my home, and if you've said bad things about me, there's probably one or two people there in my home that are really gonna let you have it. Cause they got my back. And I think that's a version of what happened here. You went to his home and you're playing a song about him.

[Amy]

Yeah, but then they were at her show.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And if you went to somebody else's show. That's what I've said. If somebody else was playing a show in Arkansas and you've been fighting with me, they're probably gonna yell out. Because a dude, too, you know, he's just there with this girl. Yeah. You know, dude's going to a Kelsey show by themselves. Here you go. Play it.

So you hear somebody go, morgan Evans. Then she goes F off. Everybody is fine because it didn't rock the show. Don't yell at people performing. But you can't go to somebody's home and play a bad song about them and not expect people from their home to stand up for them. Even if it's one drunk dude who just came with his girl.

It happened the same if you go, you know, to Arkansas Play a bad song about me. Somebody's gonna yell, screw you. That's my guy. So that's all that came from a viral clip.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That she threatened to pull the song from her set list. You just can't acknowledge it, or people are gonna keep doing it, like, move on.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I think that's probably a good lesson for all of us at times. Like, the more reactionary we are, then it shows like we're gonna get reacted. But obviously there's a lot of emotion involved in that moment at that time.

[Bobby Bones]

So I wonder, though she wrote the song months and months ago and has played it a hundred times. I. I mean, you. You get numb. You get numb to that.

[Amy]

I know, but being there and then you hear. Then the yelling of the name, like that can evoke emotion.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You're in his house.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you think's gonna happen in his house?

[Amy]

Being back there? There's memories, there's emotion that comes with that.

[Bobby Bones]

As years ago.

[Amy]

Well, I. Clearly, she was having a reaction. The way she responded, she was having a reaction. And I think that that's. That's human. But I wonder if she. You know, she is like, God dang, I shouldn't have reacted.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

The crowd was funny too.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Come on, man.

[Amy]

Yeah. Why you gotta do that?

[Bobby Bones]

Another one. Matty and Taya breaking up.

[Eddie]

Oh, man. That's crazy. Yeah. Because they've lasted a long time together.

[Bobby Bones]

Been nominated for a bunch of awards, had number one songs.

[Eddie]

They lasted longer than fgl. They did, right? They're about the same. Same time range.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So they're breaking up, apparently, if you believe the story, and I do. But one of them is gonna keep performing, and one of them is going to focus on their family. So Maddie is gonna keep singing. And according to the story, Tay is gonna focus on being a mom.

I never heard they were fighting. I think they're still friends. I think this is one of the real stories. Most times when bands break up, they put out a press release. Oh, we still love each other. They don't. They hate each other or they wouldn't break up. They can't work together anymore. I don't think that's the case here.

[Amy]

They always seemed like genuine friends to me.

[Bobby Bones]

But Taste of Country with the story here, Maddie and Tay are calling it quits. Tay says she's stepping back to raise her kids. Tay is Taylor, and Maddie is gonna go into a solo chapter. They've been together for 15 years. That's crazy. They're like 17 years old. Mm. And they've been together 15 years. They started when they were two. That's crazy. Rest in peace, Matty and Tay Bones. There's a tech expo and they had a bunch of those humanoid robots, basically AI robots that walk around and do things. Have you seen any videos of this anywhere like that? A couple massive shows last year where they had these robots walking around talking to people. Have you guys seen the video?

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, I've seen it. Like, there was one like a bartender.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. They're bartending, they're bringing drinks, and so they're doing this. And it turns out the robots had humans in them. Not at the one that you saw, but the one that just happened. Yeah, it's people in them. Faking his robot so they can promote how advanced their robots are. Man, I can't believe anything these days. According to the website Zoomit, when confronted about the questionable robots, a senior official said that they were the idea of a private company and had nothing to do with. They're just trying to make excuses now. That's disappointing. I would love to get a robot to like.

[Eddie]

Yeah. To do what?

[Bobby Bones]

Take the trash out. Well, my main things. That'd be nice because I'm selfish and I don't think about things my wife does. I'd let her keep doing that. But I would get robots to do the things that I don't like to do. Take the trash out, walk the dogs. That would be a great one.

[Eddie]

That'd be perfect.

[Bobby Bones]

Take the kids.

[Amy]

What are your responsibilities?

[Bobby Bones]

Take the trash out, walk the dog.

[Amy]

I know, but once you give them.

[Bobby Bones]

To the robot, watch tv, enjoy life a little bit.

[Amy]

TikTok okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Not have to rush home sometimes to take the dogs out because they have to use the bathroom.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So, yeah. There's another story too. They have soft serve ice cream dipped in butter. How's that sound to you?

[Eddie]

I mean, kind of good. I like both of those things.

[Amy]

I'm intrigued.

[Bobby Bones]

A regional grocery chain, Stu Leonard's, went viral after posting an Instagram video of a vanilla soft serve cone dipped in melted butter. Mm. The un.

[Eddie]

I mean, it might be too much.

[Bobby Bones]

I like both of those things. I don't know that I like them together. The unusual treat drew nearly 75,000 likes and sparked reactions ranging from disbelief to excitement. A company spokesperson told Fox News Digital that the butter dipped cone is absolutely delicious, calling it the perfect blend of sweet and salty. From the New York Post. It probably is pretty good.

[Amy]

I feel like it's good.

[Bobby Bones]

It feels like heavy. That's heavy, though.

[Eddie]

So like when they take ice cream cones and then dip it in chocolate, it's the same thing. Like dq, but. Yeah, like DQ but butter. I do. That sounds pretty good.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't sound good. It doesn't sound good. But I bet it's pretty good because I don't. It doesn't sound good to me.

[Amy]

Well, it needs to be like a super thin layer. Like, I don't like how it's.

[Bobby Bones]

It makes me do my face like this.

[Amy]

Like, I don't want a thick, buttery coating.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I don't like to eat butter by itself. I don't like butter coated really on anything.

[Amy]

I like butter on things melted and dipping.

[Bobby Bones]

I had a great hot dog last night. I went to dinner with a buddy and we go for like a 5pm dinner, which was awesome for both of us. And they had a, like a. I don't know, pure beef. I don't know. They gave it some name and it was new on the menu. This place I go a lot. And I was in and they had mustard, which is some places that don't have mustard. And I had an excellent hot dog last night and really enjoyed myself. Got a little relish. I'm not a relish guy.

[Eddie]

Interesting.

[Amy]

You're into it.

[Bobby Bones]

I've only put relish on half of the hot dog in case I didn't love it.

[Eddie]

Smart.

[Amy]

Why don't you go bite by bite?

[Bobby Bones]

That's too much work. I want to sit and be able to enjoy my hot dog.

[Amy]

Oh, okay. Well, I just thought you'd do a little relish and take a bite instead of committing.

[Eddie]

Were the buns toasted?

[Bobby Bones]

The bun was toasted and I don't love a toasted bun.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

Because it's hard. I don't love a hard bun. If you toast it, it's a little hard. It's a little crunchier.

[Eddie]

Probably had butter in it too.

[Bobby Bones]

I like, I. I ate my. What do you call that?

[Eddie]

Oh, your lactate.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, lactate.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And now they do chewable lactates, which are much better than the kind you have to swallow with water.

[Amy]

What do you mean? Now?

[Bobby Bones]

I found those.

Regardless to me, now they do chewable lactate. Yes.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

So I keep some of my car. Like some people have an emergency kit.

[Eddie]

Dude, that's like my father in law.

[Bobby Bones]

I have to. I can't eat any dairy.

[Eddie]

It's in the car. It's gonna be in your wallet, your car pockets.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray, would you play Voicemail number one, please?

[Caller/Listener]

I was looking forward to the St. Jude radio. Thon and ordering my pimpinjoy stuff. And I was wondering if you were still having that this year. Maybe I missed it. Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

You did not miss it. That will be Thursday and Friday of this week and we have some guests coming by to play music. Ernest is gonna come by and play, so that'll be fantastic. And we hope that you listen and we hope that you are inspired to become a partner in hope. So yes, Thursday and Friday this week will be the St. Jude Radio Thon. Thank you. If you guys want to call the show now, we welcome it. 877-77-776, Bobby. Questions? Comments? 8, 7, 7, 7, b o b y. Earth has never had as many billionaires as right now. There are almost 3,000 billionaires as of April 4, 2919 billionaires globally. That B word does pop up with more and more people now. Yeah, like there's just a random billionaire all over. Like Texas tech football billionaire.

[Amy]

Yeah. This one girl popped up. She's young girl now. Dethroned Taylor Swift as youngest billionaire. And I was like, what she do?

[Bobby Bones]

She created a. It's like a. It's not call she. I don't think that app, but it's one of those predictive model apps.

[Eddie]

And how young is she?

[Bobby Bones]

She was a. She was a ballerina and now I think she's in her 20s. Yeah.

[Amy]

Crazy Mike.

[Bobby Bones]

We'd see what app that is. Yeah, I saw the whole story. Like, youngest self made billionaire ever.

[Eddie]

Amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

So cool. It is.

[Eddie]

Oh, someday, man.

[Bobby Bones]

It was Kelshi. I don't know how to say that name. Do you? No, no, I do. I don't either.

[Lunchbox]

She's only 29.

[Bobby Bones]

I did see a story too, that 1 in 10Americans are millionaires.

[Eddie]

1 in 10. 1, 2, 3, 4. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Lunchbox]

That makes sense.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Bobby Bones]

And they're. It's not liquid. Doesn't have the money, but it's like home.

[Eddie]

Oh, worth a million.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I still felt a little high. I'm gonna be honest with you.

[Eddie]

One in ten.

[Bobby Bones]

Gosh, there's just a new billionaire every day. And now singers are billionaires. They're debating on if people are billionaires. Rihanna's a billionaire.

[Amy]

Well, hers is her fenty line. Right?

[Bobby Bones]

How she got it. Rihanna's billionaire. All that's crazy. Used to just be like tech people. Now it's like, can you make underwear or makeup?

[Amy]

The makeup and perfume line people, man, that just seems to take people right over the edge.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you think the worst sound in the world is? According to scientists.

[Amy]

Bodily sounds.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, Like a fart.

[Amy]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

Screaming baby. Not crying. Not like. Like screaming baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, what you did is more of a giggle. Yeah. Lunchbox.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Silverware on a plate. That.

[Eddie]

That's pretty.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the worst dental drill.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. It's hard. I don't like dental drill sound, but most times when I hear one, I'm so whacked out of my mind. Like, I'm on gas where I hear the sound, but I'm like, oh, that's.

[Amy]

Yeah, that one doesn't bother me.

[Eddie]

I mean, it never really means anything good.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't mean anything good. And when you think about what it's doing, it kind of hurts because I hear that sound and I start to go ugh. Immediately. Do you visualize dentist? Yeah. I can just see the drill going into my tooth.

[Eddie]

Same.

[Bobby Bones]

And I don't feel it, but just thinking about it makes me feel it. So scientists are trying to fix the worst sound in the world, which is the dentist drill. This is from Gizmodo. There's also something called odonophobia, which is anxiety of going to the dentist. Like, super anxiety. And so they're trying to change that sound because we have such a negative association with that sound. You're right. If you hear it, ain't nothing good happening. There's another story that's kind of dental related. 27% of workers would rather get a root canal than go to their work holiday party.

[Amy]

Oh, my.

[Bobby Bones]

It feels to me, though, like a lot of works aren't having holiday parties. So to be able to even reject a holiday party means you're in a pretty good place because a lot of jobs aren't having holiday parties anymore. Yeah, but you guys went to ours, right? It was like a sit down dinner.

[Lunchbox]

I was more. What do you call them?

[Morgan]

Appetizers, Happy hour type.

[Bobby Bones]

I wasn't gonna sit down dinner.

[Lunchbox]

You walked around the room, chatted. It was kind of annoying because I was expecting more food and I left there hungry.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. So did you. Were you able to bring plus ones? Yes, yes.

[Lunchbox]

My complaining worked.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. Yeah. Holiday parties are weird because we had some. You couldn't bring plus ones. And it's like you're just hanging out in nicer clothes with the people you're with every day anyway.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I'd rather hang out in my.

[Amy]

Normal clothes, but that was a different one. We have another one.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, we have another one coming up. No plus ones.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's no plus ones.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, we.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys got a mouse in your pocket? I'm not part of it.

[Amy]

Oh, well, that's the one I couldn't go to the last.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know anything about it. Huh. How is it at my house?

[Amy]

It happens every year.

[Bobby Bones]

I've never been. Is it my house?

[Lunchbox]

No, it's not usually.

[Eddie]

No.

[Lunchbox]

No, it was at one of the. Zach's house, but now we've moved it to the station.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's here.

[Bobby Bones]

They're having a holiday party in the building.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That's hilarious. Is it 11am building?

[Eddie]

No, it's part of the building, but it's like in another area of the building.

[Amy]

Yeah, because this building.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, it is.

[Lunchbox]

I thought it was right here on the.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys are acting like it's in the stairwell.

[Amy]

No, it's like. I think it's higher up, you know.

[Bobby Bones]

Good. That means I'm excited. There's a party that I cannot go to.

[Eddie]

Do you remember it used to be at this guy's house and lunchbox was like, I don't want to go to this guy's house. He could be sitting in his underwear on his couch.

[Amy]

Well, that wasn't the case.

[Lunchbox]

It was awkward. Like the fruity pebbles are sitting on top of the fridge and it's like, what am I doing here?

[Bobby Bones]

What's a dude's house?

[Lunchbox]

I know. It was just awkward.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. When's that party?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Amy]

Next week.

[Lunchbox]

What day?

[Amy]

Tuesday.

[Bobby Bones]

What time?

[Morgan]

In the evening at like 6 or something.

[Bobby Bones]

It's back in the work building. After hours.

[Lunchbox]

Well, it's better than the guy's house. It was five o' clock in his house and it would take two hours to get.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not hating. I'm not hating. But it is parking.

[Eddie]

The parking was a mess.

[Bobby Bones]

We have to leave and then drive back and fight traffic. I got a pregnant wife. I got a hurt foot. I got. I don't think I'm gonna make it. I gotta change my RSVP from yes to maybe. Probably not.

[Amy]

Wait, have you RSVP'd though?

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't even know. I haven't checked my work email in like 4 years.

[Lunchbox]

I never got the email.

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't?

[Lunchbox]

No. Scuba had to tell me.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's play George Burge. It won't be long. You guys want to call us? You can. 877-77-Bobby.

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Hello Bobby Bones. A moderately famous man in his 40s who is clearly married slid into my DMs saying he wants to get to know me. This guy has his wife and his kids all over his profile. I'm only 21, not interested. But I feel awful for his wife. I think she deserves to know, but I'm also hesitant to get involved. Should I block him or send a message to his wife? What do you think? Signed DM'd by married celeb I would say just move on. It's not your chili and I'm sure if this dude's doing it he's doing it a lot to a lot of people. Let one of them do. It's just not something I want to be involved in. You.

[Amy]

Yeah. No, you can block him and move on.

[Eddie]

Is she sure it's him? Like blue check mark, all that?

[Bobby Bones]

It's a great point. I'm gonna say yes. I don't know, but I would assume yes.

Because for the most part, I think people understand if somebody famous is messaging you. Check for the blue check mark. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't think you send a message because why. Why insert you into something? Either a, his wife knows either that he does it or has done it and has been caught. Somebody being this cavalier about this isn't able to do it like this and not get caught at the level that he's probably doing it. So check out.

Yeah, yeah, check out Morgan Teller. You would.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Morgan]

You don't have to. You don't have to get involved. You can just send it and say, hey, I don't want any part of this. I just sending. So you have the information because that's how you stop the cycle from happening.

[Bobby Bones]

Right.

[Morgan]

Is you be part of the. The reason somebody finds out and then you have no attachment. You haven't met this in person. You're not involved on any level. You just received a message.

[Bobby Bones]

Did somebody ever DM you?

[Morgan]

Oh, I've had people DM me that have. I still have people DM me that have.

[Bobby Bones]

From your ex boyfriends? No, no. I mean, did a listener ever DM you?

[Morgan]

Yes. I got plenty of hey girl messages.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that what it's called, a hey girl?

[Morgan]

Yeah, it's like, hey girl. I just want to let you know this is happening. And while it sucked when it happened, I really appreciated that because I would have never known elsewise. Like, that would have never happened. I. I don't think that person would have ever told me.

[Bobby Bones]

And then on the other side. Do you ever get dms from married men?

[Morgan]

Yes, still do.

[Bobby Bones]

Do they ever, quote, want to get to know you?

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

There is one that messages me every single day.

[Eddie]

And have you told his wife?

[Morgan]

Because they're not like a great question. No, I'm actually kind of worried to message him back because of how long this has been going on every single day.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't message his wife, not him.

[Morgan]

I don't. I can't find her. Like, I did. Look, I see her in his profile picture, but he's private, so I can't really.

[Amy]

Like, what if it's a sister?

[Morgan]

Oh, no, I. I don't think so.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, Morgan has a lot of experience in this world. She would hate girl. Somebody.

[Amy]

Well, I would just.

[Bobby Bones]

I wouldn't.

[Amy]

Yeah. Like, to Morgan's point of. This guy may not be mentally. Well.

When you involve your. That one guy. But when you involve yourself, I also think of that of like. Okay, are they going to retaliate?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, of course. Amy has a fear of retaliation. Yes. Okay. That's. Morgan has experienced it. She says you should. Hey, girl. The wife. I'm going to stay out of it. Not much, Ellie. So I'm like, I'm not jumping in, but. Yeah, good luck with that, Bones. So this weekend, I put together a bassinet. I wasn't sure what a bassinet was, but a bassinet is basically a baby crib for super baby.

[Eddie]

Yeah. An alternate crib.

[Amy]

Why do you call it super baby?

[Bobby Bones]

Because it's small. Once a baby grows out of a bassinet, it's bassinet anymore. Oh, yeah. The most baby part of it. Okay. Is that not true?

[Eddie]

It's interesting how you.

[Amy]

Yeah, I just. I don't. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

You grow out of a bassinet way before you do a crib. You do?

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys don't like my interpretation of what I did.

[Eddie]

The super baby threw me off.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And then it grows into a baby, and then it grows into a toddler. So it's. A super baby grows up.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So built a bassinet. At least put it together. But that one was pretty easy. And then we put together a car seat stroller situation that has like multiple. And you just. And it goes into the car seat. That thing kind of sucked to put together. And then I went over to the YouTube to watch how they were putting it together, and they. They didn't use any words. They didn't say anything. It was just like a mime. She'd be like, put up the finger one and be like, first move. And they just show you, like, talk.

[Eddie]

I need you to tell me, describe what you're doing.

[Bobby Bones]

And I assume what they're doing is because people are watching it from all different countries, but just do different language ones because I'm trying to watch what she's doing. It was so annoying. Like, tell me what you're doing. I couldn't find this.

[Amy]

She was the only one.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean?

[Amy]

There wasn't multiple people that had how to videos for this particular kind.

[Bobby Bones]

I went and I did. And I. I did the code, the QR code, and went to the official Site that showed me the specific model that I had. And they didn't talk in it. They only just showed you. It was super annoying. I'm not even sure that the car part of it. I don't know, it feels like it's gonna flip over. I need, like, a practice baby so I don't hurt the real baby.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you should probably double check, make sure everything's good on all those things that you're building.

[Amy]

Do a trial run.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, and then we have mirrors for the cars, because I guess you put a mirror somewhere so you can see the baby. Because who knew car seats can't face forward?

[Eddie]

Yeah. There's a certain age where they have to face.

[Bobby Bones]

I want the baby to face the open road.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Back in my day, babies weren't even a car seat. You just strapped. You didn't even seat belt. I mean, just. You crammed them in that thing on the top of the back seat between.

[Eddie]

The window and the. But you know what's crazy, though, is that you forget, like, it takes forever for them to get to the front seat. Like, I started thinking, like, oh, I mean, there's six. They can come to the front seat now, but the laws are also different. They can't get to the front seat.

[Amy]

Till, like, they're not. Oh, 13, I thought.

[Eddie]

Or something like, that feels like forever, dude.

[Amy]

I was like, it's like size and weight.

[Bobby Bones]

5.

Yes. That's what we did. We have. We got. I mean, we're loaded up. And I keep putting them in black and white because I know if I put any color in it, people are gonna be like, oh, it's a boy. Up. It's a girl. So I put all the pictures in black and white.

[Amy]

I was wondering why you were.

[Eddie]

Oh, I thought you were being artsy.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought I'm the least artsy person when it comes to Instagram.

[Eddie]

Is that noir?

[Bobby Bones]

I was like, that's cool. I don't even know what it is. I just go to it, remove the color, and. Because I was wearing blue BYU shorts, and I was like, okay, I'm not gonna post this because people are gonna think it's an Easter egg.

[Amy]

Why would people think the shorts you're wearing would be the like.

[Eddie]

Because people do that.

[Bobby Bones]

Because people do that. Of course. Or if I had on a pink hoodie once, had to do it, too. And it was like, I can't post this because people are gonna think I'm giving, like, some sort of Easter egg.

[Eddie]

What I thought was funny about your pictures, though, is that you were not smiling at all.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's not. I was so irritated the fact that YouTube had no words on it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

We ended up finding a tick tock where they did talk a little bit, but it. It wasn't good. I figured it out kind of. I'm not sure yet. And it's one of those two where after like a certain point you take off because there's a, like a bassinet type thing on top of the stroller that turns into a car seat. It's like a transformer.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And then you go and you put in some sort of piece of equipment and then it goes to level two. That's when it goes super baby to regular baby.

[Eddie]

Gotcha. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So we have all these parts stored as well. But then I'm wondering, should those parts actually be a part of it? It's like when you build something from Ike park left over. That's kind of where we are right now.

[Amy]

I would just hold on to all parts.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we do. But now they've all got mixed in with each other.

[Eddie]

Oh, boy.

[Bobby Bones]

So I don't know what's car seat parts, what's stroller parts, what's bassinet parts, crib parts. And then YouTube TV wouldn't connect. Couldn't watch the game while I was up there doing that. So I had it on my phone and had my phone propped up on the couch watching it. That also could have been the reason I was messing some of the stuff up. But that's where we are. A lot of people are like, hey, what are you guys doing? We're building the. What's it called? Nursery.

[Eddie]

Nursery, that's what it's called.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're pretty much there. We're getting close. It's time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good.

[Amy]

There's a guy, his name is Philip Grace. He lives in Kansas City, Missouri, and he goes to his full time job. Then once he gets off of that, he spends his off hours shoveling driveways for families that he barely knows. Like, he may not even know them in some cases because he's taking requests on Facebook and he'll show up if you need him. You can't get out of your driveway. He'll help you out.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, big shout out to that guy. Yeah, I'd be a little concerned. If I were a robber, I would do that. I drive around with a shovel.

[Amy]

Just here shoveling. Nothing. Is he here?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Yes. Yeah, this guy. I like it. But I feel like if you also dressed up as an Amazon Guy, you could really do some damage. Oh, yeah. If people just drive up to my door, and if they're in, like, a random unmarked van and a vest, I'm like, sure, whatever you want.

[Eddie]

As long as they have a box.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. I look for the vest, though. I need a vest and a box.

[Bobby Bones]

But you can get a vest in a box. Like a nickel.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Then you can rob the crap out of people. Anyway. Shout out to this guy. He's not robbing the crap.

[Amy]

He's helping, like, those that are in wheelchairs. The elderly.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

You know, obviously, they can't shovel their driveways.

[Bobby Bones]

Obviously. What's his name again?

[Amy]

Philip. Grace.

[Eddie]

Philip.

[Bobby Bones]

Big shout out to you, buddy. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, Bones. I was watching a tick tock from a guy who was on To Catch a Predator back in the day.

[Amy]

Oh, like, yeah. Oh, like he got caught.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's crazy. So if you don't know the story of To Catch Predator, there's a guy named Chris Hansen, and he did a show where he would act like a kid online, and then adults would be like, hey, let me come over. And then they come over and he'd trap me. Come out and be like, oh, you're here to meet this kid. We got you on camera.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

So this dude, he's on, talking about how he. How he was on it, but he was only 15 that he ended up lying to say he was an adult because it seemed like the kid, the girl, wanted to meet him. Listen to this. So his name's Draco. Big 30 on TikTok. Hit it.

[Draco]

I was 15 years old, surfing the Internet, and I wander into a chat room. Now, this particular chat room was set up to catch creeps.

[Bobby Bones]

I had no idea.

[Draco]

I was barely figuring out how to work the Internet. This was 11 years ago, and I was a kid, and I sent her a message. I say, hey. She messages back almost immediately. She said, hey, what are you doing? I start talking to you for a little bit. Then she asked me how old I am. I say, I'm 15. She's like, Dang, that sucks. I only like older guys. I'm like, well, lucky for you, I lied. I'm 20. Now, as soon as I said I was 20, the conversation progressed into something that was way more explicit by nature. So, boom, she sends me her address, and I type it in my gps and I steal a vehicle, and I am on my way.

[Amy]

Wait, he stole a car?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he just grabbed, like, a family car that.

[Amy]

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, he didn't actually.

[Bobby Bones]

Steal the car, but he took the. Yeah, but he's 15. He even said that at the beginning. Yeah, he's like, I'm 15. They're like, no, we like older. So they're like coaxing people to beat. Huh. So, okay, so he goes, he's like, I'm 15. I'm trying to hook up with another kid, but I had to lie. Here you go.

[Draco]

I pull into the driveway and I call her. And sure enough, she comes to the door, but she's holding a clothes basket.

[Eddie]

I'm like, wow, that's weird.

[Draco]

You had all night to do that. As soon as I cross the threshold into the kitchen, I see someone pop out from the other room wearing a suit in a tie. And I'm like, whoa, I thought your daddy wasn't supposed to be here. So I go back out the front door, defeated. I walk to my stolen vehicle. Next thing you know, freeze. They tackle me. Then they beat me up pretty good. And the whole time I'm trying to tell them, like, you got the wrong guy, man. Like, I'm innocent. They're like, yeah, tell it to the judge. So they drag me in the interrogation room. Takes them about 20, 25 minutes to realize, man, this is a 15 year old kid and we just messed up bad. The only thing they end up getting me on is a stolen car. So I go to juvenile for a couple days. My dad comes and gets me. And then I never saw much more of that show after that.

[Eddie]

Wow, that's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

He was 15. Like, weren't they encouraging him to lie?

[Amy]

They don't know, like if she's saying he.

[Bobby Bones]

They.

[Amy]

The adults. Yeah, if they're saying, like, oh, man, I like older guys. I mean, there are probably some of the predators out there that say a younger age. So how are they supposed to. Like they didn't know right away. He might be like, ah, just kidding, I'm 20.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, look like a kid too.

[Amy]

They're probably expecting the actual real 20, 30 year olds to admit their age. This is like the one time where actually was a kid.

[Bobby Bones]

Unless the kid jumped at his age first. Because you didn't. She maybe didn't know how old the girl was. But anyway, he's 15. He got put on to catch Predator.

[Amy]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

And he was just a kid who was lying about his age. All right, here's the game. I'll play you a famous sound from the 90s. Just name the sound. For example, Amy.

[Amy]

That would be Homer Simpson.

[Bobby Bones]

That's correct. All right, write your answers down, guys. Here we go. If you miss it, you're out. Famous sounds from the 90s. Here we go. Number one. I am Cornolio.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I am Cornolio.

[Amy]

In.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Beavis and Butthead.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Beavis and Butthead.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

Beavis and Butthead.

[Bobby Bones]

That is correct.

All right, next up, take a look. It's in a book.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Amy]

In.

[Bobby Bones]

One more time.

All right, Amy.

[Amy]

Reading Rainbow.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Reading Rainbow.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

Reading Rainbow.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, good.

There you go. What is that noise?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, boy.

[Bobby Bones]

Number three.

This is a hard one. I know it, but it's a hard one.

I know it's in front of me, but I used to use this all the time. How about that? I'll give you a hint.

[Amy]

In the 90s.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Started in the 90s. I guess I'm in.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Started the 90s. Hit it again.

If everybody misses it, we'll just start over.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Netflix.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Instant Messenger.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

Okay, I have AOL entering chat room.

[Bobby Bones]

You're all. You all were close in different ways. Lunchbox wasn't close at all, but Amy and Eddie were close together. You would have won.

[Eddie]

Okay, so it's Messenger.

[Bobby Bones]

It's aol Instant Messenger. It's aim. And that's whenever they were, like, leaving, like, if they shut the door on it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember.

[Amy]

I was like, that's why I wrote down the words AI. But I was like, wait, AI didn't exist. Then why am I writing down AI?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, we don't know either. Okay, so we're back in aim. Yes. Yeah. All right, go ahead. Call me now for your free reading.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Eddie]

I think. Yeah, I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Ms. Cleo.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Lunchbox is sick. Trying to act like he's not Ms. Cleo.

Should you even be here?

[Eddie]

No, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

It's just allergies.

[Bobby Bones]

You always say that.

[Lunchbox]

It's just drainage.

[Eddie]

I like how you're acting like you're guessing.

[Bobby Bones]

He's trying to hide the fact that he's sick and he's sitting right beside Morgan.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I was trying to sound like Ms. Cleo.

[Eddie]

She's next.

[Lunchbox]

Cleo.

[Bobby Bones]

Call me Amy.

[Amy]

Ms. Cleo.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie. Oh, here we go.

[Eddie]

Ms. Chloe.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah. Wow. Good for you for being honest. Thank you. Wow. Good for you. Christmas spirit. Being honest. There have to be. Eddie's out. All right, next up.

[Lunchbox]

Huh?

[Eddie]

A good thing I got out there, because.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know, but you would have.

[Eddie]

I would have gone out here.

[Bobby Bones]

With them all at once. Yeah, go ahead.

Bill. Bill, Bill, Bill. Does anyone else get kind of weirded out when he's trying to fake like he's not sick?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Eddie]

You know, the higher that you go, though, the clearer your voice is.

[Lunchbox]

I know.

[Eddie]

Morgan.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you worried about it?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I mean, hopefully my immune system is just really good right now.

[Lunchbox]

Guys, what did I tell you?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you're so sick.

[Amy]

Allergies.

[Lunchbox]

Allergies.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Lunchbox]

Bill.

[Bobby Bones]

Bill.

[Amy]

I have crisscross lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

1-800-Collect.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's Bill Nye the Science Guy. The theme song.

[Eddie]

Oh, they're saying Bill, Bill.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Will you play that again, Ray?

[Amy]

They're going, bam, bam.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's out, I'm out. Amy and Lunchbox are still in.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Hit another one.

Oh.

[Amy]

That does sound familiar.

[Bobby Bones]

Hit it again.

[Amy]

I don't know, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Answer er. He keeps thumbs up in me because he doesn't want to say in because he knows he's sick. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Microsoft Word.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's Windows 95.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, same thing.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, next one. United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru.

Sounds from the 90s.

Amy. Yeah. You guys have answers?

[Eddie]

Thumbs up.

[Bobby Bones]

Thumbs up. No, you have to say your thing, Lunchbox, or you're not in for the win. What? Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

In for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Learning Leo.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know what that is. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Where in the world is Corman? San Diego.

[Bobby Bones]

Animaniac. I don't know what that is. All right, next one. Finish him.

Oh.

Finish him.

In for the win.

[Amy]

And then, Amy. Power Rangers.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Mortal Kombat.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Lunchbox]

I win.

[Bobby Bones]

I win. He doesn't want to go.

[Eddie]

Too hard to sing your song, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

If you don't. If you don't do your song to pull capacity, it gets suspended.

[Lunchbox]

There's a couple times.

There's a couple times a year, I wake up and the allergies. The nasal drip just zaps my vocal cords. I can't help it.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's give the guy a break. He needs it. There's a win for Lunchbox.

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[Bobby Bones]

What's the limit on times you can see somebody in concert before it just gets weird, like you're not a superfan anymore. It just gets weird because we were talking about the most times we'd ever seen anyone in concert, and I had Foo fighters at like 11 John Mayer's up there. Went to a lot of Red Hot Chili Pepper shows when I was younger. But what's the point where it gets weird?

[Amy]

Well, it's. It's not even just how many times you've been, but over what time span.

[Bobby Bones]

It's asking you if somebody says they've been to Dave Matthews Band or Casey Musgraves how many times. You're like, oh, that's. That's not fan. That's possible.

[Amy]

30.

[Bobby Bones]

Whoa. No, I'm not giving you a reaction. I think that's a fair answer.

[Amy]

Yeah, 30. I'm like, wow, you are dedicated. That's a lot.

[Eddie]

That's still positive though, right?

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Eddie]

You're dedicated.

[Amy]

No, I say. I said it like, wow, you're dedicated.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to put Tracy on. Okay. Tracy's in San Antonio. Hey, Tracy, we're talking about seeing concerts a bunch of times. Same artist. What do you have?

[Caller/Listener]

I've got Brad Paisley. He's my absolute favorite, and I have seen him 40 times.

[Amy]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

That's awesome. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Amy]

Wait, in what time span, please?

[Caller/Listener]

2007. In May of 2007 was my first concert up in Dallas, and it was the. The Bonfires and Amplifiers tour. And he hasn't toured, like, as, like heavily. He's done, like, some more shows, so I Haven't seen him since it was 23. No, I'm sorry. It was 24. September of 24 was my 40th concert.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Caller/Listener]

My friend and I saw him on the Today show because we got this email that we could, you know, if we wanted to go see Brad Paisley for free, you know, out at their little concert, like, in the street thing or whatever it's called.

[Bobby Bones]

I forgot.

[Caller/Listener]

City concert series. You know, we could go there and get a ticket and, you know, it's free or whatever. Well, they asked us in the crowd who's traveled the furthest, and we were from San Antonio, and so they said, oh, we got to get you to meet Brad Paisley. So he actually came down and, like, met us and gave us a hug, and he's like, oh, this is your 39th show. And of course, he's kind of funny. So he was like, oh, my gosh, that's crazy. But, yeah, and I'm going to 45.

[Bobby Bones]

Seriously. He wasn't. He wasn't being funny. Wait, so you saw him 40 times? Did you, like, follow him for five or six shows at a time?

[Caller/Listener]

There was one time, like, right after Covid, in 21, summer. 21, when he, like, kind of went back out on the road. We. We did. Did kind of follow him for, like, three shows in Florida, because they were. I'm from Florida originally, so I was like, hey, let's just go to Florida. We'll visit some friends and go see Brad for three nights.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't mind that. I think you climb the shows easier that way. I think going to 40 different shows and. 40 different. That's the weird part.

[Amy]

I mean, she has a. I feel like from 2016, 2015, she had to go hard.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Because then he wasn't tour. You know, like, she had to go hard.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

How do you fit that many shows in? Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have a job? Did you have a job, Tracy?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I had little kids at. At the time, like, when. It was, you know, back in, like, 2000, early 2000s. And then I was a teacher for many years, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, summer's off.

[Caller/Listener]

Right? But. But he's. Yeah, he tours a lot in the summer. That's, you know, that's concert time.

[Bobby Bones]

Could you just predict the playlist every. Because you've been so many times, like, you knew, and you'd catch, like, the same jokes that he would tell in between songs.

[Caller/Listener]

Perhaps. Perhaps.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

But it was. It's. It's kind of like a. For my friend, and I was just kind of, like a comfort thing. Was like, oh, God, this song just makes us feel so good. And he's always funny. And. And I have a very supportive husband, too, who just says, just go have a good time with your girlfriend. And, you know, he's. He's cool about it, too. So it's. It's.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, I have no judgment about the Paisley part. I don't even have judgment. She's doing something. Nobody's getting hurt. We're just picking at her here a little bit to have fun.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But 40 times is a lot. And also for comfort, like, I put on the office.

[Eddie]

It's much cheaper.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Yeah. I just put the office on Peacock. And what's your favorite Brad Paisley song, Tracy?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, God, that's hard. But, you know, just like an OG would be the world.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a good one. I don't think it makes my top five, but that's a good one. I mean, number one. It's one of my favorite songs ever is Whiskey Lullaby. And I think that's a lot of people's. She put that bottle and pull the trigger. The jam. She's. Everything's awesome.

[Amy]

I am. That is good.

[Bobby Bones]

And we danced is awesome. We dance is like. That's vintage serious Paisley. Because after a while, he was doing too many funny songs. Because he's funny like ticks. Yeah. And online, I'm like, yeah, you can only do one of those, like, every couple years. That's a smash. I like, like, serious sad paisley.

I like, get a little mud on the tires at the gym, too. Yeah. And then what? Or. And this one was kind of funny, too. It was kind of one of those funny ones. It was like. And I. But I'm gonna miss her when she was like, you gotta pick me fishing.

[Amy]

Yeah, that is. You're right. That one is kind of funny. But it also hits this, like, still in, like, serious.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you pick the world, Tracy? Sing me a little bit. Yeah, sing me the world.

[Caller/Listener]

But to me, baby, you are the world.

[Bobby Bones]

That's it. That's a good one, too. That's a good one. Tracy. Good job on that singing.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you want to play that one?

[Amy]

Yeah, that's.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, okay, we'll play it. Here's Brad Paisley. The world. Tracy, thank you for calling. Hope you have a great day.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you.

[Eddie]

Bye.

[Bobby Bones]

Bye. It's time for the good news with producer Eddie.

[Eddie]

Diane and Robert live in Huntsville, Alabama. They're just hanging out normal night watching tv when Robert just starts feeling dizzy. His lips start turning blue. And Diane's like, this isn't right. She calls 911 says, Something's wrong with my husband and he's not feeling good. And they say, all right, we'll be there in about five, 10 minutes. She's like, that's not enough time. He's not doing well at all. So she runs across the street, gets her neighbor Kathy, who's a nurse at the hospital. Kathy runs over. There's no pulse. Yeah, it's not good. She does chest compressions. She does mouth to mouth. And they said by the time the paramedics got there, Kathy had already saved his life.

[Bobby Bones]

Man, all those people making all those decisions. Her running over to get Kathy. Kathy happened to answer the door. I don't answer the door to anybody.

[Eddie]

I said, kathy was barefoot, too.

[Bobby Bones]

She ran over, probably in pajamas.

[Amy]

Well, and to know the profession of your neighbor, like, that's.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't even know my neighbors.

[Eddie]

I don't.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

No chance.

[Amy]

Oh, I. I know that I have a plastic surgeon to the left of me. They could.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang bragger. Hey, somebody lives in a pretty good part of town, you know what I'm saying?

[Eddie]

There is one of my neighbors where I don't think she works, and he's like, I know.

[Bobby Bones]

The CEO of Amazon Bezos lives next to me.

[Amy]

That's not what I meant. But I'm thinking, do I have a medical professional in my.

She's this really sweet single mom.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sure she. Oh, now you want single mom in there? She is.

[Amy]

Well, when I first moved in, she was like, oh, yeah, I get it. Because I moved in. We just got divorced. She's like, yeah, I've been there.

[Bobby Bones]

Mysteria Lane. Kind of like.

[Amy]

No, my point is, I think she would know life saving techniques.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, she'd give you rhinoplasty real quick. Great story, Great story. All right. Saved a life. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good.

Wake up, wake up in the morning.

[Lunchbox]

Come on.

[Bobby Bones]

Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Keeps on turning. Then you hear Eddie M. Lunchbox More Game two SC Sten to put you through. M's riding this week's next bit. And Poppy's on the mic, so you know what this is?

This is the Bobby Bone store. All right, now, time for the morning corny morning.

The morning corny.

[Amy]

What did the naughty soccer announcer get from Santa?

[Bobby Bones]

What is it kicking the balls or something?

[Eddie]

Oh, that's good.

[Bobby Bones]

What, Cole, that's funny.

That was the morning corny. That's pretty good. It's Tuesday. So it's Tuesday reviews day. I watch two things. I watched that series on Netflix called Beast In Me. Somebody else watched this, right?

[Amy]

Yeah, I think I did.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, there's no way.

[Amy]

Yes, I did.

[Bobby Bones]

But there's no way you would just think it and not know it.

[Amy]

Yeah, Well, I was contemplating if it was Netflix, and it is, and it's Claire Danes. I 100 watched it because when you said Netflix, that threw me off.

[Bobby Bones]

It starts off kind of mid to slow, and it gets awesome. And how. You would not know if you watched that.

[Amy]

I watched it.

[Eddie]

Did you finish it?

[Amy]

Yeah, I reviewed it here for you guys.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. That's why I knew someone did.

[Amy]

But I'm telling you, sometimes I don't. You know, there's so many things on right now, and I've watched.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you watching three at the same time?

[Amy]

I'm watching shows, and then I'm watching about 500 different Christmas movies.

[Bobby Bones]

So I give it four out of five. The Matthew Reese guy's really good in it. Claire Danes is really good in it. And it's basically about somebody who might have murdered his wife. It's really good. I almost gave it four and a half.

[Eddie]

That sound familiar, Amy?

[Amy]

Yes, it does. I don't want to say too much.

[Bobby Bones]

I also watched a movie, that movie Mike told me to watch called Relay. Anybody else seen Relay?

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. It's about this dude who's kind of a fixer, middleman, and he gets caught up in it. I don't want to say too much more, but I really liked John Wick. I really like Nobody. And this isn't kind of an elevated version of that. And so I'd go a solid 4 out of 5 as well. I go 4 out of 5 envelopes. It's pretty good. It's a movie. I watch it on Amazon. We rented it for 5.99. So I got two fours there. Or one eight if you put them together. Amy, did you watch anything?

[Amy]

Yes, I watched Materialists with Dakota Johnson.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you sure?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal. I watched it on an airplane. Otherwise, I don't think I would have clicked on it. And it's pretty good. I gave it three.

[Bobby Bones]

Airplane's tough, though.

[Amy]

I know. Because your. Your gauge is off.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Because you're stuck. You have nothing else to do. I give it 3.5 out of 5 hedge fund hotties.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. Oh, well, it's way more hedge fund.

[Amy]

Hotties than you can find because Pedro Pascal, he's like a head fun manager.

[Eddie]

And he's a Hottie.

[Amy]

He's hot.

[Bobby Bones]

He plays a hottie. He's so good looking dude. But he's like, in his 50s now.

[Eddie]

Remember they said that he looked like me?

[Bobby Bones]

I think to be a hottie, you got to be like 32 or below. As a dude, you're gonna offend.

[Amy]

Amy, you're wrong.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay?

[Amy]

You're no. Like, I think probably because I'm mid-40s, Pedro Pascal can be a hottie. I think it probably just depends what age woman.

[Bobby Bones]

I like my dudes to be 32 or below if they're hotties.

[Amy]

Dakota Johnson is a matchmaker, and then she's sort of in a love triangle with Pedro and Chris Evans.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, movie Mike, you see anything? I watch J. Kelly on Netflix. It's that George Clooney and Adam Sandler movie. I saw them doing press together. I did not know what it was for. Yeah, he plays kind of a version of himself. An actor who turns 60 and then is, like, kind of regretting his life because all of his memories are movies. And Adam Sandler's, his manager is pretty good. I give it 3.5 out of 5. Huh. There's so much crap coming out. I didn't even know that. I thought they were just doing interviews together. Also, I have no attention span because I don't watch any of the interviews they did together.

[Draco]

Bobby Bone Show, Story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from New York. Two cops got assigned to the Ryder cup back in September. A lieutenant and a first deputy. And they're like, hey, friends, family. Don't buy tickets. I'll just get you in. Come on, guys. Now they're being forced to resign.

[Bobby Bones]

They're using their badge. Is a pass.

[Lunchbox]

Yep. Oh, no. He's with me. Come on, come on, come on. Got hold.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a really hard ticket to get. You had to be in a lottery to get that. It's. They do it. Not every year. Just some background on it. It's a golf event where it's like, America versus Europe.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You knew all that.

[Eddie]

No chance. You knew that.

[Bobby Bones]

You knew all that.

[Amy]

Okay. No, I'm pretty sure. I think I watched it.

[Bobby Bones]

You might have, but I'm just giving you background.

[Amy]

Yeah. You know I know the Ryder cup, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

It's like, normally they compete against each other, but then for this one game, they're together.

[Bobby Bones]

I can't believe they made them resign, though. Like, I get it. That's all.

[Lunchbox]

It's abuse of power.

[Bobby Bones]

I hear you. Maybe you should suspend them. If it's their first time, I need to know what their copping background record is.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, one's a colonel. That's a big deal.

[Bobby Bones]

There are colonels in the.

[Amy]

Yeah, I didn't know that. I mean, I knew in the military, but.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I didn't know there were colonels in the police force. Are you sure, Col?

[Eddie]

That's colonel.

[Bobby Bones]

Colonel.

[Amy]

Yeah. I guess I just thought there was, like, deputy chief and officer.

[Bobby Bones]

The rank of colonel exists in many US State police, highway patrol, and larger municipal police forces.

[Amy]

Oh, so, like.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, no, I like what he's saying. Cops. Yeah. There you go.

[Lunchbox]

I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go over to Crystal, who's on the phone. Hey, Crystal, you're on the show. What's going on?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, so I went and visited a friend of mine in Mountain Pine yesterday, and I seen the sign that said boyhood home of Bobby Bones, where the sign was, like, broken and leaned back, some of the reflectors were gone, and it made me sad. And I thought, okay, who can we call to fix that sign?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know who we call, but if you go into Mountain Pine, which is my hometown, it used to be population 722. Since the mill has closed, that population has dwindled a bit. But they did put up a couple signs that said, boyhood, home of Bobby Bones. And since they put it up, many listeners. I would say thousands of listeners have stopped and taken pictures of that sign. But also, many people have either driven into the sign, shot at the sign, weather has happened. The sign has had better days, for sure. It's probably been up 10 years, and I don't think they've replaced it one time. I'm pretty sure there's some birdshot in it. So I don't have the answer. Maybe we just let the sign die.

[Eddie]

No, I can't do that.

[Amy]

Die. No, it'll still be there. They're not just.

[Bobby Bones]

What if when the sign dies, I die?

[Amy]

That would be weird. That would be a sign.

[Eddie]

So that would be a sign. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You would believe the signs legit. If the sign dies, I die either.

[Amy]

We need to make it fresh and brand new and accept that it may happen again.

[Eddie]

What's weird?

[Bobby Bones]

You have a mouse in your pocket.

[Eddie]

Are you gonna pay?

[Bobby Bones]

Are you gonna pay for it and.

[Eddie]

Go and see it?

[Amy]

Do you want me to?

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Amy]

Okay, so.

[Bobby Bones]

Or.

[Amy]

Or we take it as representative of, like, sometimes life beats you up and knocks you down, but you're still standing.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's a metaphor for my life.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Who makes these signs? Like prisoners? Cause I know they make like, other signs.

[Bobby Bones]

I think the city pays for it. The city of Mountain Pine. And now I'm sure there's a company. I don't know if all prisoners make them. I don't think we reach out to an inmate or anything.

[Eddie]

State penitentiary.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's probably the mayor of Mountain Pine. And I don't know who that is.

[Eddie]

I think it's worth a look into.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, Crystal, I appreciate you letting us know about that, but we'll read, we'll find out. Because there are a lot of people that take pictures of the sign now and they tag me in it when they go to Mountain Pine. And I'm embarrassed to, like, reshare it because the sign just looks like it's had way better days.

[Caller/Listener]

Maybe we could do a shout out to, you know, the residents of Mountain Pine to, like, have a cleanup party of the sign and just, you know, bring it back to life.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, make a new one. Move that bus and move it. It's a new sign.

[Eddie]

Oh, that'd be cool.

[Bobby Bones]

That would be super cool. All right, thank you very much, Crystal. Hope you have a great day.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. Shout to you.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, bye. Bye. We're gonna go. We will see you guys tomorrow. Have a great day. Bye, everybody. Bobby Bones. You can find us on Facebook too, at Bobby boneshow. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is MrBobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This episode of the Bobby Bones show is brought to you by Chase Sapphire Reserve. Traveling is one of life's greatest joys. Honestly, can anything be more exhilarating? Yeah, it can. With Chase Sapphire Reserve, it's your getaway to the world's most captivating destinations. First, you'll earn eight times points on all purchases through Chase Travel. And the card gets you into the Sapphire Lounge by the club at select airports nationwide and access to one of a kind experiences. Whether you are booking a once in a lifetime trip or your next weekend escape. Discover more with Chase sapphire [e-mail] Sapphire Reserve cards issued by JP Morgan Chase Bank NA member FDIC subject to credit approval terms apply.

[Amy]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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