TUES PT 1: Bobby Thinks We're Lying About His Baby + Eddie Busted Looking At Another Woman + Bobby Went VIRAL For WRONG Reason!

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – May 12, 2026

Episode: TUES PT 1: Bobby Thinks We're Lying About His Baby + Eddie Busted Looking At Another Woman + Bobby Went VIRAL For WRONG Reason!
Host: Bobby Bones and the Bobby Bones Show team
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A lively mix of trending stories, awkward confessions, heartwarming listener interactions, and honest conversation about relationships, parenthood, and viral moments—plus a chat with Flatland Cavalry's Cluto Cordero and entertaining show reviews.

Episode Overview

The Tuesday show opens with crazy news, funny banter, and offbeat stories, smoothly weaving in personal updates and real-life dilemmas. Hot topics included a viral medical story, generosity at a college graduation, shipping handguns, dealing with anger in relationships, and the "rules" of checking out attractive people when married. The show also features recommendations from listeners, a candid artist interview, and their signature "Tuesday Reviewsday" segment.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Medical Oddities & Testosterone Talk

[02:06]

• Bobby shares a viral medical story: A doctor fixes a patient's irregular heartbeat by...ahem, a finger in the butt.
• This launches jokes and dialogue about weird health remedies and segues into Eddie’s low testosterone becoming the talk of the building.
  • Bobby: "People are coming to you. You're the guy."
  • Eddie: "I'm the tea guy now."
• They discuss how topics from the show often echo back in real life—from listeners or even family members.
  • Eddie: "Kids, basketball games... my wife is like, are you embarrassed about that? I'm like, no, it's just a part of life."

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2. Acts of Generosity: Paying Off Student Loans

[07:07]

• Audio is played of a donor, Anil Kar, at NC State's Wilson College, surprising graduates by paying off their student loans for the year.
  • Bobby: "I'm paying off your loans—holy crap."
  • Amy: "That's an amazing day."
• The team muses about unexpected generosity, what it's like to miss out, and Bobby equates it to paying for random fans’ dinner at a restaurant, only to have the check "run up."
• Lunchbox and Eddie complain jokingly, "So I really got nothing," but Bobby insists even those without debt should just be happy for their classmates.

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3. USPS May Allow Mailing Handguns

[06:46]

• Bobby reports USPS is considering allowing handguns to be mailed for the first time since 1927.
• The group raises practical and legal questions, with Eddie shocked:
  • Eddie: "It can't be, like, loaded, right? There’s got to be rules, right?"
• Bobby advocates for the idea but says bullets and paperwork should be separate.

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4. Listener Dilemma: Hot-Tempered Boyfriend

[08:37]

• A listener writes in: Her boyfriend, never physically abusive, got so angry he threw his keys, shattered a lamp, and glass cut her.
  • Bobby: "Regardless of what decision you make, you should take it very seriously." [09:13]
  • Amy: "He wasn’t throwing something at her. It’s an unfortunate incident… But does there need to be a lot of thought going back into this? For sure." [09:46]
• Discussion of anger in relationships, accountability, and processing emotion; Amy shares she once broke a milk jug in front of her kids out of frustration.
• The consensus: It’s not a dealbreaker if addressed, but "pink flag"—needs self-awareness and growth.
  • Amy: "If the rhetoric continues of, 'You made me do this,' that's not okay." [12:10]

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5. The Taylor Swift-themed Airbnb

[12:33]

• Amy’s friend texts her about a "Swifty Shangri-La" Airbnb in Nashville:
  • Amy: "A chic loft…whimsical touches that capture the magic of Music City and the essence of Taylor."
• Bobby wants proof it’s really "Taylor-ish." The team debates the difference between fan décor and real memorabilia.
  • Eddie: "What Taylor Swift Shangri-La would you like then?" [14:09]
• Price shock ensues: $1,200 for two nights.
  • Lunchbox: "But there’s just pink overload. This is definitely not marketed towards us."
• Reviews are great, and Bobby says, "I’m going with the pink one, guys. I’ll be honest with you." [15:45]

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6. Listener Recommendation: The Big Lonely Documentary

[19:03]

• Bobby shares a DM from a long-time listener who is terminally ill but living her "best dying life," recommending "The Big Lonely" documentary.
  • Listener’s DM: "I may not have lived my best life, but I’m going to live it on my journey out." [19:23]
• The crew looks it up ("about a man and his dog in the Oregon wilderness"), and commits to watching it in the next two weeks, inviting listeners to join.

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7. Relationships: Is It OK to Check Out Other People?

[22:43]

• They explore a journal article that says couples are happier if partners can openly look at (and even comment on) attractive strangers.
  • Bobby: "They encourage couples to allow each member to look at members of the opposite sex and react."
• Eddie admits to trouble for looking at women, even innocently:
  • Eddie: "I promise, I wasn’t checking her out. I thought I knew her…" [23:17]
• Lunchbox says his wife doesn't mind:
  • Lunchbox: "My wife knows that women are hot… It's just a natural instinct." [24:30]
• Amy’s take: It’s respectful to acknowledge, but it can be weird if not handled delicately.
  • Amy: "You don’t have to be ridiculous and act like somebody’s not pretty…" [26:44]

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8. Guest Segment: Cluto Cordero of Flatland Cavalry

[27:53]

• Bobby chats with Cluto Cordero about being introverted, stage fright, moving to Nashville, and growing Flatland Cavalry’s fanbase.
  • Cluto Cordero: "I would get so terrified with stage fright… I had to pretend I wasn’t going to play a show." [27:58]
  • On opening for Luke Combs in San Antonio: "Like, 16,000 people, and I remember having another existential, terrifying conversation with myself." [29:21]
• He talks about financial struggle ("$11 in my bank account" [31:22]), managing success, and the fear of being seen as a "traitor" by moving to Nashville.
  • Cluto: "Anything after [having no money]... all the help that business manager and manager brought... was invaluable." [31:50]

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9. The Morning Corny & Tuesday Reviewsday

[34:34]

• Amy’s cornball joke:
  • Amy: "What do clouds do when they become rich?"
  • Everyone: "Make it rain." [34:41]
• The crew share what they’re watching:
  • Amy got to preview the new "Dutton Ranch" (Yellowstone spinoff): "4.5 out of 5 cattle ranches...I binge it over the weekend." [35:41]
  • Eddie: "Beaches" (4/5 tap shoes), admits, "I didn't cry this time, but definitely got close."
  • Lunchbox: "Dr. Dolittle" (2/5 animal voices), kids weren’t impressed.
  • Mike: "Daredevil Born Again" Season 2, high praise for its villain.
  • Morgan: All five seasons of "Star Trek: Discovery," now "obsessed." [39:45]

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10. Bobby Went Viral for the Wrong Reason

[39:54]

• Bobby got roasted on TikTok after a clip from his podcast with labor/delivery nurse Jen Hamilton, where he called out a man who brought a 50" TV and video games to the delivery room.
  • Bobby: "My response should have been—pay attention to your wife."
  • Admits his original reaction was more about the impractical expense but sees how it landed wrong.

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11. Parenting & Weird Science

[40:39]

• Report says offering toddlers "cookies or vegetables" (cookies last) gets them to choose vegetables due to how questions are phrased. Team is skeptical:
  • Eddie: "Every single time [my kids] would choose cookies." [41:48]
  • *Lunchbox is going to test it at home.

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12. Billy Bones Update

[42:15]

• Bobby shares that his daughter Billy is eight weeks old, with hair down her back ("Is it too long?"), is a good sleeper, and there's a swing that helps her poop.
  • Bobby: "We got a swing that… makes her poop. So I'm looking for a bigger one for me." [43:17]

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13. Ugly Babies & Truth Bombs

[43:48]

• Christian calls in confessing he asked friends for the "truth"—was his baby ugly? Years later, he admits, "Thank goodness he grew into his body..." and shares how his family laughs about a particularly "ugly" baby photo.
  • Bobby: "I think that is biologically wired into us... so people didn't see their ugly baby and be like, 'This one ain't for me.'" [45:09]

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14. Celebrity News: Theft, Pricey Haircuts, and Glam Teams

[46:09]

• Nick Cannon's accountant allegedly stole $2M and fled the country.
• Celebrity haircuts! A stylist charged $200k for a session (including travel), and Simone Biles got a $30k glam bill just for a red carpet.

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15. Bonehead Story of the Day

[48:44]

• Lunchbox reports: A man tries to "ramp" his jet ski over a whale, is thrown off, rescued, possibly facing animal cruelty charges.
  • Bobby: "That's probably like a mouse running into our foot... You're gonna ramp the whale. That's crazy." [49:23]

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16. Eddie’s Creepy Graduation Celebrity Spotting Idea

[49:35]

• Eddie confesses he contemplated going to the Vanderbilt graduation just to see Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, whose daughter was graduating.
  • Bobby: "I think this is creepy. It would have been creepy." [49:35]
  • Lunchbox: "That’s smart... When do you ever get tipped off that celebrities are going to be somewhere?" [50:05]
• Group agrees it’s kind of stalker-y, but Eddie defends his curiosity.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Viral Medical Advice (Bobby): "A doctor stuck his finger in the guy’s butt. It fixed it." [02:06]
• Acts of Kindness (Amy): "No, that's an amazing day." [05:46]
• On Rage in Relationships (Amy): "There can be growth here and he can grow out of that because it wasn't intentional." [10:49]
• Anger Triggers (Bobby): "If I see someone with rage, I'm afraid of them forever because I know at any point they could be set off." [09:36]
• On Looking at Other People (Lunchbox): "It's just a natural instinct. Like, just because you get married, doesn't mean your eyes stop working." [24:55]
• On Their Own Babies (Christian): "We look back on baby pictures and I'm like, oh lord, thank goodness he grew into his body." [44:27]

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• [02:06] – Finger-in-butt medical story; testosterone talk
• [07:07] – NC State graduation surprise gift
• [06:46] – USPS may allow shipping handguns
• [08:37] – Listener dilemma: boyfriend’s rage
• [12:33] – Taylor Swift Airbnbs
• [19:03] – Listener’s “Big Lonely” doc rec
• [22:43] – Married, but "looking" at others
• [27:53] – Flatland Cavalry interview
• [34:34] – Morning Corny & Reviewsday
• [39:54] – Bobby's viral delivery room opinion
• [40:39] – Cookies vs. vegetables parenting debate
• [42:15] – Billy update, hair talk
• [43:48] – Are we lying about ugly babies?
• [46:09] – Nick Cannon’s $2M theft; $200K haircut
• [48:44] – Bonehead: jetski whale ramp
• [49:35] – Eddie’s "creepy" plan to spot Gwyneth Paltrow

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Recurring Tone and Style

The show keeps a fast, friendly, teasing pace, with Bobby's signature honesty and the team's playful banter. Topics bounce between the absurd, the personal, and the genuinely thought-provoking—never shying from candor.

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For New Listeners

This episode typifies The Bobby Bones Show: open talk about weird news, honest personal life shares, ethical debates, laughs, and listener input. If you want a radio show where nothing is off-limits and entertainment meets real life, this one's for you.

Transcript

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Amy]

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[Christian]

Here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on, buddy. Transmitting across America. Turn it up. This is the Bobby Bone. Welcome to Tuesday's show, Morning Studio.

[Lunchbox]

Morning.

[Bobby Bones]

A guy had an irregular heartbeat. Went in. They tried a lot of stuff. The doctor stuck his finger in the guy's butt. It fixed it.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. That was the off button.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep, yep, yep, yep. A guy in New York's atrial fibrillation got an unexpected fix during a routine examination. The attending doctor needed to check for internal bleeding. So he was like, hey, turn around. And so when he put his finger in the guy's butt, it slowed the patient's heart to 80 beats per minute. It eliminated the arrhythmia entirely, a result that held up months later when they went in for the follow up. Because I don't know if the guy went like, oh, and then that.

[Eddie]

But you said it slowed down the heart rate.

[Amy]

Yeah, obviously. Didn't have to stay in there.

[Eddie]

Speed up, I would think.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, right.

[Amy]

It depends.

[Bobby Bones]

You want to know the funny thing about Eddie is people now tell Eddie their testosterone in the building because Eddie's was so low.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

He came in a minute ago, was like. I won't say the person's name. He said. Just came up to me and said their testosterone was like one. Something.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Really low.

[Bobby Bones]

So, like, people are coming to you. You're the guy.

[Eddie]

I'm the tea guy now.

[Amy]

Low T guy. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Low tea.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Just tea. No, you're low tea. Lunchbox is average tea.

[Eddie]

You're low T. I've had people come up to me, too, to tell me that they have high tea. So I'm just tea guy.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it weird how many people come up to you about it, though, period? Like something that we talk about in this show? Who knows who listens to the show? It's a very fine, select group of folks that are with us. Isn't it weird when something, like, resonates and people want to come talk about it and you're like, you listen to the show. Church, yeah.

[Eddie]

Kids, basketball games. And then my wife is like, are you embarrassed about that? I'm like, no, it's just a part of life. It's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

I heard about that from my wife.

[Eddie]

She tell you?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, they were talking and your wife was telling my wife. She was like, I wonder if Eddie is not embarrassed by this. And you were like, no, not at all.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, he's embarrassed.

[Eddie]

That's just a part of life.

[Lunchbox]

No, you're embarrassed that you're low T. I'm not.

[Eddie]

Because I get a lot of messages, too. And people saying, hey, man, I've. I went through that too. And it's. It's good to know that you're not alone in these things.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, good story. By the old finger in the butt.

[Cluto Cordero]

That's interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe that'll fix your teeth.

[Christian]

Come here.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's do that. And check you out. Graduation speaker at North Carolina State University went up. And I want to play you part of this clip here because they go up to talk. And then my wife Marilyn and I

[Eddie]

are providing a graduation gift to cover

[Robert Smigel]

all the final year educational loans incurred by the Wilson College graduates during the 25, 26 academic year.

[Bobby Bones]

You heard that, right. The graduation speaker, Wilson College of Tech tiles donor Anil Kar, says he and his Wife would cover all student loan

[Amy]

payments taken out by Wilson in college at NC State graduates this academic year. He made the gift to honor his father who attended NC State.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. That's crazy. Awesome. It's crazy. It's crazy.

[Amy]

Awesome relief.

[Bobby Bones]

I wonder though, if somehow you can get like a rough figure before. Cuz once I paid for these people's dinner beside me because they were like big fans of the show and they just kept running the bill up. I should have got a rough number beforehand.

[Amy]

Oh, I'm sure they did. I'm sure they had an idea. Or maybe money is just.

[Bobby Bones]

No, yeah, I'm sure it's both. I'm sure money is no right issue. But also you want to get a. Because I could have paid for 10 dinners. Money was no issue to me for one dinner. They kept running the bill up because they knew I had it.

[Amy]

Yeah, but they can't go run up there. They're gonna suddenly enroll in extra classes just for fun.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. After graduation.

[Bobby Bones]

That's from ABC News. But a big shout out to Anil Cochler, I think is how you say the name. And his wife, they're paying off all those loans.

[Eddie]

It's amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

How about you're. You're graduating. It's a great day. The family's here. I'm finally able to do it. Here's the thing though. I gotta go into the job force with some loans. I'm paying off your loans. Holy crap.

[Amy]

Yeah, no, that's an amazing day.

[Bobby Bones]

We had terrible speakers.

[Amy]

If your college has already paid for it to get a little treat.

[Bobby Bones]

Great point.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, that sucks. If you're. Oh my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it doesn't suck.

[Amy]

I'm not saying that. I'm just saying like.

[Bobby Bones]

But no, no, I think there's a misunderstanding that if you have all your college paid for, you have earned that you've paid it or you've got through scholarship, it doesn't hurt you that you're not getting your loans paid for.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but you. He said, I got a gift for all of y'.

[Lunchbox]

All.

[Bobby Bones]

Not for me.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, not for me, dude. I got nothing. Dude. So I really got nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

That.

[Amy]

Well, that's why I said, do they give them a little treat?

[Bobby Bones]

No, the gift is happiness that everybody gets their loans paid off. Okay, I was thinking, cuz I didn't take any. I took out a $1,000 loan to get clothes and a PlayStation. Cuz luckily I was full scholarship, but I didn't have any clothes. And I was like, yeah, might as well give me a Little treat, too. And so I paid it back quick. And I'm thinking, if I had no loans and I was at the ceremony and he said, we're pay everybody's loans off, I wouldn't be mad. I'd be like, that's awesome.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I'd be.

[Bobby Bones]

None of me would be upset by that.

[Eddie]

Not mad, but you would feel, like, annoyed. I'm not getting a gift.

[Bobby Bones]

None. None. Really? You. USPS is considering allowing handguns to be shipped by mail.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Amy]

Say what?

[Bobby Bones]

And USPS P.S. there's too many letters. Because UPS.

[Amy]

Yeah, but USPS is just the postal service.

[Bobby Bones]

They're considering allowing handguns to be mailed for the first time in 100 years. There was a 1927, a ban on shipping concealable firearms by private citizens through the mail. What's going to happen here? Someone's accidentally going to get a gun mail to the wrong place, the wrong one, wrong address. That's from ABC News.

[Eddie]

It can't be, like, loaded, right? There's got to be rules, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

It might be loaded, but someone will

[Amy]

probably, like, ship matches.

[Bobby Bones]

You can't.

[Amy]

Well, just in some states, I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

But I do think you should be able to ship handguns with no bullets in the package, is what I would say. Bullets have to be shipped separate. Guns are legal. So we're making rules that we can't ship that. That's weird. That you can't ship guns, but when

[Amy]

you're shipping it, you have to provide the paperwork that you legally. And then where are you shipping it? Like, what's your cousin? Who also legally can have it to my cousin Josh.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, Josh got you a gun.

[Eddie]

But probably two vendors, right? Like, if you have an online store and you're buying a gun, does that not get shipped to you?

[Bobby Bones]

That. That would be like ups.

[Eddie]

Oh, it wouldn't be Post ops. That would be.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that.

[Amy]

This is like this, like, friend to friend or. Or cousin to cousin.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Me to John.

[Amy]

I guess I just didn't know if there was, like, rules you to disclose what's inside and have some sort of a permit.

[Bobby Bones]

I wouldn't disclose it. Someone will steal it. You can't disclose what's in your mail. That's why it gets stolen. Oh, yeah. This feels justice for guns. I'm saying that.

[Eddie]

Justice.

[Cluto Cordero]

It's the anonymous in.

[Eddie]

Hello.

[Bobby Bones]

Bobby Bones, my boyfriend has a temper. He's never hit me. But the other night we got into a huge fight and he got so mad, he threw his keys across the room, he shattered a lamp, and A piece of glass flew out and cut my leg. At first he blamed me, saying I had been pushing his buttons. He later apologized. I told my parents what happened and they asked about the cut, and now they're refusing to let me go back home with him and they want me to break up with him immediately. Do I trust that this was a one off accident or is it something I need to take more seriously? Signed Navigating a hot temper. Well, first you should take it seriously.

[Amy]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Bones]

Regardless of what decision you make, you should take it very seriously. I'm not a thrower, a kicker, puncher, breaker. Just. I don't like doing that in any capacity. So I don't relate to this. I don't really get rage, so I don't relate to that part of it. If I see someone with rage, I'm afraid of them forever because I know at any point they could be set off.

[Amy]

My thing is, he wasn't throwing something at her. It's an unfortunate incident. If he had thrown the keys at her, this would be a very different situation.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a good point.

[Amy]

He threw it at something, never expecting it to break, and then glass fly to hit her. Do they need to take a beat? Absolutely. Does there need to be a lot of thought going back into this? For sure. I have thrown things before. Not at someone, but I've, you know, dishes. Things can fly. Yeah. I can break milk. Definitely slam that down in anger. And it goes everywhere and. And I'm not. I get milk isn't going to hurt anybody. Basil, to your point, the memory of it, like, I had to. I had to address my. How I was processing and my rage and how I was letting it show up. Because you're dating at this point. Do you move on in life and you've got kids and he doesn't have that under control and he's throwing things in front of kids. And that's my. My example comes with the milk, because that was in front of kids. And I slammed it down and milk went ceiling everywhere. And I think it was scary for the kids.

[Bobby Bones]

That'd be crazy to see Amy explode a milk. Yeah, like, aside from this. That'd be crazy to see. Yeah, that'd be kind of cool.

[Amy]

And I knew I had work to do. Like there was. I was being. I am responsible for my actions. I can't say y' all drove me to this point. So I don't like that. That's. That was his first response. But he can evolve past that. That could be. There can be growth here and he can grow out of that because it wasn't in intentional.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I think the key is he wasn't throwing anything at you.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

And also how mature is he in having to deal with these issues? Like, has he tried to deal with them before? If, like, this is new. Like, I think there's a lot of like, self discovery here. To me, I'm always working on triggers because I get triggered. Like, I, I know I hate to do the Enneagram. I'm an eight. I'm a challenger and I, I have triggers and I try to respond more than react. And it's taking me a lot of work to get to that point. And mine's never physical, but like, I cut somebody with words. But even that, like, I've had to learn about myself and not do it.

[Amy]

You also know how to cut people with no words.

[Bobby Bones]

True. So. But that's a cut too.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Either way, if, if it's never happened before, great. You have to talk about it.

[Amy]

And space is good. And you've got your parents, you have somewhere else to be. Space is good right now.

[Bobby Bones]

But it. He didn't hit you.

[Amy]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

It was an accident that something hit you. He wasn't trying to throw something at you. So. Yeah, it's a tough one. I think you do go into it though with a, A slightly pink flag.

[Amy]

Yeah. And then if that, the, the rhetoric continues of, well, you made me do this, that's not okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Also, this could be an age thing too, and you could just be two really immature people and you'll grow out of it. But there's not a one size fits all answer. That's why we've said like eight answers here.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Good luck with that because that, that, that sucks. But I think you can get through it if you want to and if he wants to because he also has to acknowledge that this is something he has to work on.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you agree with that?

[Amy]

I agree.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, there you go. Close it up. Would you guys want to stay in a Taylor Swift airbnb? Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it'd be cool.

[Bobby Bones]

There's one here in town.

[Amy]

Yeah. Apparently there's several different options, but my friend texted me about one called the Swifty Shangri La. Shangri La in town.

[Bobby Bones]

And what. But what makes it the Swifty Shangri La?

[Amy]

Well, it's a chic loft designed with high end style and whimsical touches that capture the magic of Music City and the essence of Taylor. Her swelt Taylor herself. There's a Taylor Swift Easter eggs, like, filled throughout the House.

[Bobby Bones]

It's so pink on the inside. It's all pink.

[Amy]

Custom sp sparkle guitar, coffee table, iconic red lip sofa, queen size pull out couch for extra guests.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the Taylor part of it?

[Eddie]

Is there anything Taylor in there?

[Amy]

The. I just told you, it's whimsical.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, there are pictures of like Taylor Swift, like art on the wall.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

Yeah, but it's not like Taylor doesn't own it or anything. They just had to decorate it like it's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

There's like little like the hands he does with a heart. There's like a gold thing that has that.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a typewriter. I see a lot of kids having like birthday parties in town at this.

[Amy]

That's what it's really pink my friend used it for because I guess we had a caller recently talking about how their, their daughter loved Taylor Swift and they want to come to Nashville for that. And she said that for her daughter's birthday, even though they live in Nashville, they went and rented this as like a little getaway.

[Bobby Bones]

Most of the pictures in here are kids, like young kids.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Yeah, I think I'm out on that one.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I don't want to go what

[Eddie]

I was expecting though. But that's too. Yeah, that's too girly.

[Bobby Bones]

What Taylor Swift Shangri La, would you like then?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. Maybe like some of her stuff, like pictures of her with other celebrities and like her guitars there or whatever, things like that.

[Bobby Bones]

It's called a museum.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah, like a museum.

[Bobby Bones]

But you want a Taylor owned one then?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Or maybe that used to be Taylor's house. That'd be cool.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that'd be cool. But I mean there's just pink overload. This is definitely not marketed towards us.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, yeah, no, definitely. What does that cost?

[Amy]

Let's see. Twelve hundred a night.

[Lunchbox]

Oh my God.

[Amy]

Oh, I take it back. 1200 for two nights.

[Bobby Bones]

600 a night.

[Eddie]

That's still a rip off.

[Amy]

But it sleeps six.

[Eddie]

Okay, 100 each.

[Lunchbox]

100 a person.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's pink, very pink.

[Amy]

And the reason why it's going to be 1200 no matter how you spend it is because there's a two night minimum. So that's your. You can't be like, oh, I'll just do one night for 600.

[Bobby Bones]

It's got a 5.0. 173 reviews, man. I bet you they make a ton of money just because they put the extra effort into it to make it tailor y. I bet you people come to Nashville and just type in Taylor Swift and Airbnb. Are there other Taylor Swift options? If you type it in, you can

[Amy]

walk to the gulch and music Row. So it's near all that location. And when I said Taylor Swift Easter eggs, that's what I didn't mean, like actual Easter eggs.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like little we know, hidden things.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, there's one in. It's called Taylor swift eras inspired 10 minutes from Broadway.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I'm more on that one.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. It's not as pink. There's guitar.

[Eddie]

Different albums.

[Lunchbox]

It really doesn't have.

[Amy]

Each room is a different.

[Bobby Bones]

We got big reputation. Ah, this one, guys, I'm gonna tell you, this one's lamer.

[Lunchbox]

A lot lamer.

[Bobby Bones]

It is very plain. Taylor Lover is up on a wall. It's very plain.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, they have like two.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I'm going with the pink one, guys. I'll be honest with you.

[Eddie]

Should we get it?

[Bobby Bones]

I think we're going with it. Then we're with the pink one here.

[Amy]

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[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier this week. My guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter. Who's the worst singer in the group?

[Bobby Bones]

The worst?

[Robert Smigel]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Me.

[Robert Smigel]

Is there anything to the idea that because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge donation to the group the Yardbirds.

[Bobby Bones]

Right. That's the name.

[Robert Smigel]

The Harvard Yard. But they're open.

[Bobby Bones]

You have a name suggestion? We're open.

[Robert Smigel]

Since you guys are middle aged, one erection. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel. And friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

Humor me. I need some jokes to make me seem funny.

[Timbo]

Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the Internet lost its mind. Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happen. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines. We go straight to the source. The athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions. The stuff nobody gets to hear. The laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight reel. From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context, and ask the questions everybody wants answered. Sports Slice brings you closer to to the action with stories told by the people who live them. Listen to Sports slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slice Life 12 and the TikTok Podcast Network.

[Amy]

On TikTok, not every sale happens at the register. Before AT&T business Wireless checking out customers on our mobile POS systems took too long. Basically a staring contest where everyone loses. It's crazy what people will say during an awkward silence. Now transactions are done before the silence takes hold. That means I can focus on the task at hand and make an extra sale or two. Sometimes I do miss the bonding time. Sometimes.

[Bobby Bones]

AT&T business Wireless connecting changes everything. I got a DM. Hey, congrats on Baby Billy. 20 years plus listener. Never talked to a radio person before. Just signed up for Instagram and Facebook. I just turned 50. I'm a late bloomer. Love you. Love the whole show. I have terminal cancer and I vow to live my best dying life. I'd like to give you a movie recommendation. The documentary the big lonely from 2014. We looked it up. I may not have lived my best life, but I'm gonna live it on my journey out. Thank you for listening. If you see this, congratulations to you and Caitlin on Billy. You're gonna be a great dad. Love her every minute of every day. What is the big lonely from 2014?

[Lunchbox]

It's a documentary about a guy and that wanted to live with his dog in Oregon in the wilderness instead of face homelessness in the city.

[Amy]

Isolation in the wilderness.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, what kind?

[Amy]

Survival, resilience.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the old. What's the old rating on it?

[Lunchbox]

9. 9 out of 10 on IMDb.

[Christian]

Wow.

[Amy]

Damn.

[Eddie]

And we've never Heard of that.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. We're gonna do this for her. You guys want to watch it?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You can have. You can have two weeks.

[Cluto Cordero]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Give you plenty of time.

[Amy]

The Big Lonely.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, make sure it's not the Big Lebowski.

[Amy]

It's very different.

[Eddie]

That's a crazy movie, dude.

[Lunchbox]

Different.

[Bobby Bones]

Different movie. Yeah. The big lonely from 2014. Okay. Everybody's got two weeks. You guys good on that? And I responded. It's Tuesday, so I'll respond to people on Tuesdays. For those who don't know, I don't. I don't look at anything unless it's Tuesday. No dms from people that I don't know. No comments, nothing. On Tuesday, I go in and I saw this. So I pulled it, and I said, hey, I'm gonna look into the documentary. And I just did. So what do you got?

[Amy]

Someone wrote a review about it, and they said their only regret from after watching it is that they hadn't found the movie sooner.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

That is.

[Eddie]

That's good.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a great review.

[Eddie]

I was scared you were gonna spoil it. I mean.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, good point.

[Eddie]

I was so scared. But that's a good one.

[Amy]

It was just. They said, this is a documentary that is. It's as real as the film gets.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, then let's do this. Everybody's got two weeks to watch it, and everybody that's listening. But you have to pay for it or what's it on? It's on Tubi for free. To be tuby.

[Eddie]

Always.

[Bobby Bones]

Classic Tubi. Do I have Tubi? Everybody has Tubi. Where's Tubi?

[Amy]

Does everybody.

[Bobby Bones]

It's tubi.com.

[Lunchbox]

yeah, Tubi's free on every TV.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Tubi tv.com. okay.

[Amy]

All right, so if you have YouTube, visit free there, too.

[Bobby Bones]

To even our listeners out there, let's just make this a big group project in the next two weeks, because today's the 12th. In the next two weeks, watch the Big. The Big Lonely, and then we'll do a documentary club on it, and we'll come back in two weeks and talk about it.

[Christian]

I love it.

[Bobby Bones]

It is also free on YouTube.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, just YouTube.

[Bobby Bones]

YouTubey, YouTube or to be YouTubey. Okay. I'm. I'm not gonna say her name or anything because I don't know what she wants to be out there, but I did get the dm. We're all gonna watch it, listeners. If you guys want to watch it, that'd be great. If you watch it, too. And we'll reconvene in two. We're Gonna stay here and do the show, but we'll reconvene in two weeks. Okay, everybody. So apparently, if you're married, man, woman, and you're the woman, you're supposed to let your husband look at other women. Who says, well, thank you for asking. The Journal of Personality and Social Psychology just released a new essay. They say, do you get angry every time your husband looks at an attractive woman? Relax. Relationships work better when the participants feel they're allowed to check out attractive strangers and aren't controlled by their partner. I guess this goes both ways.

[Eddie]

It should go both ways.

[Bobby Bones]

I just think about dudes, though.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, man.

[Amy]

Yeah. Are you chill if your wife's like, I'm just looking at other men?

[Eddie]

I've never caught her doing that.

[Bobby Bones]

You have to have faith, according to this journal, that what you have is strong enough and not get jealous of every little thing that happens. So they encourage couples to allow each member to look at members of the opposite sex and react. React even outwardly, like, oh, so, like,

[Amy]

talk about it with each other. Like, oh, yeah, she's pretty.

[Eddie]

What about a. Dang.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a reaction.

[Eddie]

That's a reaction.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a reaction. What would happen, Eddie? You and your wife or somewhere somebody walks by, and you. You follow her with your eyes and you go die.

[Eddie]

Big time trouble. Like, big time trouble. I remember one time we were at the pool and I promise, I promise, you guys, I wasn't checking her out. I thought I knew her. I was like, wait a minute. Do I know that girl? And then my wife just, like, hit me in the arm, was like, stop staring at her. And I'm like, no, no, I think I know her. But that's like, she wasn't happy just because I was looking at her. So I'd be in huge trouble.

[Lunchbox]

Bikini.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, it is. Oh, pool attire, for sure.

[Lunchbox]

Great. Love it.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, that's such a terrible excuse.

[Eddie]

No, no, I'm not lying. That was the real reason I should say that.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, that's a good thing to say. But it's also, like, I wouldn't believe it, but I couldn't prove that you weren't telling the truth.

[Eddie]

It turns out I didn't know her.

[Amy]

So crazy. You didn't know her.

[Bobby Bones]

She wasn't warm to it. Like, oh, thank you for sharing. You know that there's a woman in bikini you, like.

[Eddie]

I thought the reaction was gonna be like, oh, okay, cool. You know her. No problem.

[Lunchbox]

Go talk to her.

[Eddie]

Yeah, not the case.

[Bobby Bones]

What if. What if it was somebody, though, that you didn't know.

[Lunchbox]

Murdered.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Like, in trouble. For sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

I think my wife would be cool. My wife knows that women are hot. She understands that there's pretty women out there. And so if I'm looking, she'll be like, oh, yeah, I can see she's attractive, or I don't like her hair. She'll say something like that. But me looking at other women, it happens, man. It's just a natural instinct. Like, just because you get married doesn't mean your eyes stop working. And I think couples need to realize that. And you can't just turn off your eyes. It's just impossible.

[Eddie]

You can't. Cannot.

[Amy]

Your eyes don't stop working.

[Lunchbox]

They don't. Unless you go blind. I mean, it's just crazy. But you've been looking at them your whole life. You can't just stop because you say, I do.

[Amy]

And I think, well, respectfully, you can.

[Lunchbox]

Respectfully, you need to understand that it's

[Amy]

natural, daring and say, dang.

[Lunchbox]

What about it?

[Bobby Bones]

Would you. Would you comment on how hot someone is for your wife?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like, what?

[Bobby Bones]

Would you.

[Eddie]

Would you say, like, oh, she's beautiful.

[Lunchbox]

I'll be like, she's hot or she looks good?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I don't. I wouldn't. Go that approach. If my wife will see people that she thinks like. Like their style is super cool or they're cute, she'd be like, yeah, I think that's. And then I'll go like, yeah, I see it. Or I don't. I'm kind of the second commenter, not the first. A lot of them know. I'm like, nah, not for me. It's you, only you. Not for me. It just feels. I don't want her to ever feel disrespected because I don't think if. If there was an attractive one that bite, I was like, I don't even know what I would comment, though. I'd be like. Because I definitely wouldn't go, well, she's hot. I don't even say that to dudes.

[Lunchbox]

Look at her body.

[Bobby Bones]

And I would never say that even if my wife wasn't there.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know it's hard.

[Eddie]

Like, I've looked at. I've seen, like, a hot girl come in and be like, I'm not looking. I'm not looking purposely. And then when she goes by, I'm proud of myself. I'm like, I didn't look, and that was awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't say that.

[Eddie]

No, no, no. It's all my head. It's all my head. Like, it's because, like, it's natural to be like.

[Amy]

So you stand there in your head and you're like, good job.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't look.

[Bobby Bones]

Good job.

[Eddie]

Proud of myself.

[Bobby Bones]

What if you had a dude you were with was like, dang, she's hot.

[Amy]

I mean, that's never happened. I know it's really hard to imagine because it's never happened, but I've had conversations like, my wife will bring up

[Bobby Bones]

good looking actors if we're watching a show.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

She'll be like, the guy that I also think is good looking. We have it in common.

[Amy]

James Mars.

[Bobby Bones]

James Mars. And thank you. Jamie knows my type. Yes. We're both like, that's a great looking dude.

[Amy]

Right. Everyone can acknowledge. You don't have to be ridiculous and act like somebody's not pretty. Most recently with my ex boyfriend, there was someone who I thought was like, so pretty. And he was like, no, I don't see it. But I really think he didn't see it because there's been others where we've agreed on the prettiness.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I've said that before.

[Amy]

But you really did.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And she was really pretty.

[Bobby Bones]

You just were like, I'm like, no,

[Eddie]

I don't see it.

[Amy]

I felt like it was an honest assessment where he was just like, I feel like a lot of girls just say that about other girls because we, we've acknowledged good looks in other people.

[Liberty Mutual Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Amy]

So I felt like, good for you for believing that.

[Eddie]

Okay, so they're saying, it's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Do it. They're saying, not, it's okay. You should be outward.

[Amy]

Okay, try it out. Let us know.

[Bobby Bones]

Walk around, be like, I'm looking for hot ladies. Bones. All right. The band Flatland Cavalry up for group of the year at the ACMs. This year. They're blowing up. I'm gonna make an assumption here that you're a pretty introverted guy when you're not performing.

[Cluto Cordero]

I do appreciate solitude.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's a great answer to that. Where does the extroversion come from?

[Cluto Cordero]

I was raised Catholic, so there was a portion of my life where my parents would turn off the TVs for the Lent season, which is how I learned how to play guitar. And we would play charades and entertain each other and make each other laugh. There was something about performing and being big and just being silly, really. It wasn't to, like, look at me. So I think it comes from that. I used to. When I started to play for people, like when I was 18, I would literally just have to tell I would get so terrified with stage fright. So it's not like a need to like, hey, look at me, look at me. It was more like you wanted to connect with people and maybe a song finds them well. But I couldn't think about it so much so that I would just like pretend that I wasn't going to play a show. Just literally disassociate with having to think about playing was like nerve wracking. And to this day I'm like, I'm confident and so I'm not nervous. But drink and substances and all those things never made me a better performer. So thankfully I've learned that the hard way. I don't have to learn it again.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the most nervous you've been for a show?

[Cluto Cordero]

When we used to play in Nashville back in the day, like being a band from Texas, it's such a town of incredible guitar players, songwriters, singers, performers, bands that I would get self conscious, like they would just be like, that's the people in the back of the room. Let's just like, you know what I mean? So Nashville was a little nervous playing here first time. One that just jumped right out to me is when we opened up for Luke Combs in December of 19. I remember almost because it was in a stadium or not stadium where the spurs play, Forgive me.

[Bobby Bones]

Like in arena in San Antonio.

[Cluto Cordero]

Correct. Yeah, yeah. 16,000 people sold out and we had a 40 minute time slot. And I remember like having another like existential, like terrifying conversation with myself. I was taking a shower and I was like. Because I had to get away. It's the only place you can get away from people is the bathroom. And I remember like thinking like, okay, God, if I was supposed to be selling bibles in, you know, Africa or someplace, like, I would be there. But I'm here, so I guess my. I'm supposed to be here, you know. So like just sing through me, speak through me, play through me. Let me just enjoy this moment that is about to happen. And I went out there and just tried to go about it lovingly and it led to a lot of good things. But I definitely was terrified to be real. Another one that comes to mind is the O2 arena with Luke Comes again. All of the production elements were left in Dublin the night before because apparently it was St. Patty's weekend and no one was there at customs when they showed up. So that's kind of wild. That's a whole nother story. You can fact check that. But they had to pull a rabbit out of the hat and drums, guitar. They had to make the whole show happen with nothing in London. What's that?

[Bobby Bones]

You're in London.

[Cluto Cordero]

London at the O2 arena, maybe 22 and Flatland. You know, we're the. We're the low guys in the total pole. We don't get a sound check or nothing. I'm about to go walk out in the O2 Arena. No sound check, no line check. Playing on wedges. And I remember just literally like, please, God, don't let me embarrass myself. Like, let me.

[Bobby Bones]

Let this.

[Cluto Cordero]

Let this go as good as it can go. And you can't. There's no time to be scared when you're doing it. But to play in a cave, a giant cave, when there's no way to really hear each other was truly made some cowboys of us for sure.

[Amy]

Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, up for an ACM this year. Flatland Cavalry. And Cluto, the lead singer, was talking to me about how he moved to town with less than 15 bucks in his bank account and why he didn't even want to move to Nashville. So here you go. Here's Cluto Cordero. Was there ever a weird time where you had to start hiring? For me, it was a business manager because I never had money growing up, and I said, I'm going to pay somebody to, like, do my money. That's crazy. Yeah, but I had so many percentages I was having to pay at this point. Did you have that experience?

[Cluto Cordero]

Well, yeah. I remember having 11 bucks in my bank account with an accounting degree, building road cadence cases, trying to make my quota of 300 bucks a month to make rent. So that was all I had to make. And it was still stressful and, like. So all that to say I had no money before. And so the bank account grew from 11 to more. Anything after that. Like, all the help that business manager and manager brought to the table was, like you said, invaluable. I don't even think about it. Like, it's always been better than that. Eleven bucks.

[Bobby Bones]

So to move to Nashville. What was behind that?

[Cluto Cordero]

Thought I was living during 2020. We. Caitlin was living here in Nashville.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's just say who your wife is real quick. Your wife is Kaitlyn Butts.

[Cluto Cordero]

Kaitlyn Butts, yes. Singer, songwriter, who I met through this whole thing. She was living in Nashville in, like, 20, the top of 2020, and things were starting to shut down, and she was like, hey, let's go stay at my mom's house in Ardmore for a week. So I was living in Fort Worth. I Meet her there. We ended up staying there for a whole year, and circumstances presented themselves where we had an opportunity to be managed by Chris Cappy, who manages Luke Combs. So it was like, faced with the whole, like, move to Nashville.

[Bobby Bones]

Did that feel dirty? A little bit.

[Cluto Cordero]

I. I'll tell you, honestly, I was. I was a little fearful, which I was like, I don't know, Caitlin. Like, people are going to call me a traitor and this and that. And she's like, listen to what you're saying. She's like, it'd be like me opening up for Casey Musgraves and then her manager going, wow, she was really good. I want to manage you now. Like, look at what you could be passing up on if you don't do this. So she really. With her blessing, we leaped, you know, and the net did appear.

[Bobby Bones]

You ever have a show where you think, man, that show sucked, but then people come up to you like, dude, that was awesome. Yes.

[Cluto Cordero]

And I used to pine for folks's affirmation after a show. Did it go well? Like, because sometimes you don't know. You know, you're trying your best. But here lately, like, we played some markets. I'll leave them nameless. Not here to make enemies or anything, but you're giving it everything, and simply, they just don't know who you are. And maybe they don't care to, or they don't. They don't believe in what you're doing, and so you'll give it your best. And after the show, I'll be thinking, man, I wonder if we had played that one cover during, you know, part of the show, like, if we had played this cover relative to this region where they might have. Our producer goes, bro, that's real noble and admiral of you. But sometimes, you know, they're just. Audiences just don't like you, and that's okay. And I'm just like, I know, but it's our job to entertain and to love the audience. And so I want to give my best foot forward, or tried as much as you may, to not for them to like you, but to do the job that you were hired to do.

[Bobby Bones]

It was Minneapolis, wasn't it?

[Eddie]

No, it wasn't.

[Bobby Bones]

We've had good luck in that.

[Cluto Cordero]

I don't want to say. Trying to put you through. M's riding his wigs.

[Bobby Bones]

Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is?

[Cluto Cordero]

This is the Bobby Bone Store.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, now, time for the morning Corny.

[Lunchbox]

The morning Corny.

[Amy]

What do clouds do when they become Rich.

[Bobby Bones]

What do clouds do when they become rich?

[Amy]

Make it rain.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. That was the morning corny Tuesday reviews day. I finished. Nothing. I'm waist deep in a few shows, but I got nothing. Amy, Anything I watched.

[Amy]

I had a pre screener to Dutton Ranch.

[Bobby Bones]

The whole season.

[Amy]

The whole thing.

[Bobby Bones]

You watched the whole. They sent you the whole season?

[Amy]

The whole thing. I thought they were just gonna send one episode.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I thought they were gonna

[Amy]

send it all about that, but they send it.

[Eddie]

Watched the first episode, but not the whole thing. Wow.

[Amy]

I went all in.

[Bobby Bones]

So what we can't say is what happened. No, that, like, it's. What we can say is it's from the same studio that brought you Yellowstone.

[Amy]

Ah, yes.

[Eddie]

Taylor Sheridan.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Because that's what we can say, though, legally.

[Amy]

Right?

[Eddie]

And that's it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay.

[Eddie]

Amy, no more.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Amy, stop.

[Bobby Bones]

No. You can review it, though. What you think about it?

[Amy]

4.5 out of 5 cattle ranches won't even say where.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You loved it.

[Amy]

Yeah. I guess that's why I kept going because I thought, well, I'll just take it a episode or two episodes at a time because we. We needed to watch it early. And I was like, okay, this is so good. So I binge it over the weekend.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's all Beth and Rip, right?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Beth and Rip are back in a new series, Dutton Ranch. Cole Hauser. I was watching interviews with him. It's funny to watch him in real life because he doesn't quite.

[Eddie]

He's not really real.

[Bobby Bones]

He's not. I mean, obviously he's playing the role, but it's a different dude.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. For sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Cole Hauser and Kelly Reilly. Ed Harris. Annette Benning. Dutton Ranch now streaming on Paramount.

[Amy]

Plus Annette Benning's awesome in it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Oh, it's streaming on Friday. Streaming now for Amy, who got the advanced. But Friday for all the normal folks.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Ah, you liked it, huh?

[Amy]

Yeah, I thought that's good. They did great. I mean, all. Beth has always been an intriguing character from Yellowstone days, for sure. But just to see her be the main thing, it's pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

I can say from the studios that brought you Yellowstone or I can say from the producers of Yellowstone.

[Eddie]

There we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Whatever.

[Amy]

Whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

I can say on both. Yeah. So Amy watched that. Did you watch too? Which is the first episode?

[Eddie]

I watched the first episode.

[Christian]

Yeah.

[Amy]

So he can't review it.

[Eddie]

I cannot.

[Bobby Bones]

They're a sponsor on Friday. Like, we're just. They didn't expect us to talk about it today, but I liked What I saw. You can review the first episode.

[Eddie]

I liked what I saw.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Cluto Cordero]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Anything else? Do you watch anything else?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I watch Beaches. Have you seen Beaches? It's from the 80s.

[Amy]

Is that Midler?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I've never seen it, but I know it.

[Eddie]

Here's the deal. So I have a memory of when I was a kid and watch that movie was on and I cried. I was like. And I don't even know what the movie was about, but I remember crying watching that movie. So I was like, I saw it on Hulu. It was on a thumbnail. I was like, ah. Why not? I clicked on it.

[Bobby Bones]

You watched Beaches on a thumbnail?

[Lunchbox]

It's so freaking good.

[Bobby Bones]

You watched it alone?

[Eddie]

I did. My wife joined me. Like, second half. But, like, I was in bed watching it.

[Amy]

What's that song from Beaches?

[Eddie]

Under the Boardwalk.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you okay?

[Amy]

Some fun.

[Eddie]

Dude, dude. Fried Green Tomatoes, I think, was the last thing I reviewed. And now Beaches, dude. I don't know yet.

[Bobby Bones]

He's having, like, an existential crisis.

[Lunchbox]

He's a chick.

[Eddie]

Gosh, it's low T. It is low

[Robert Smigel]

T.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm surprised this movie gets such bad numbers in, like, the reviews. It's got rotten tomatoes, 41%.

[Eddie]

It's just. Maybe because it's old.

[Bobby Bones]

But you liked it. It is so good.

[Christian]

Yes.

[Eddie]

And I didn't cry this time, but definitely got close to crying.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you give it?

[Eddie]

I give it four out of five. Tap Dancing shoes.

[Cluto Cordero]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. Watch anything?

[Robert Smigel]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I watched Dr. Dolittle for the first time, trying to find something fun for the kids to watch. Supposed to be funny. And it's talking animals, man. It wasn't good. It's terrible. I don't know how many Dr. Doodle Littles there are, but there's a lot. And there shouldn't be any more made. I gave it two animal voices out of five. The kids didn't think it was that funny. There was too much seriousness in it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I needed more laughs. It was like, oh, we're gonna do a buyout of this hospital. And it's like, the kids don't understand that.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that the one where he goes,

[Cluto Cordero]

Hercules, Professor.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, he does all the voices now, too. Right, Mike? What'd you watch? Anything? I finished Daredevil. Born Again, Season two. Fantastic. It is. Oh, man, I gotta get in. I keep forgetting to get in. Have you watched season one? I think so. Okay. Disney plus, yes, I think, has one of the best villains. Probably a top five Marvel villain. Kingpin is great, you know Who's a really good villain is John Litzgal in. Oh, who's this decide? The serial killer that kills for good.

[Eddie]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Bobby Bones]

He's a serial killer, but he also. Dexter. John Lithgow on Dexter. One of the best villains ever on television. Another one is John Hamm in Fargo. I think that's like, season four or something. One of the best villains ever. Oh, man, those are good villains. So this guy's up there with them? Yeah, he's really good. I give it 4.5 out of five kingpins. Morgan. Anything?

[Amy]

Yeah, I binge watch all five seasons of Star Trek Discovery in two weeks.

[Lunchbox]

I am alive.

[Amy]

I'm such a nerd.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you. What do you give it?

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. I give it 4 out of 5. Space explorations. I'm obsessed.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm now into the Star Trek universe,

[Amy]

and now I need more. I'm. I'm obsessed.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. That is Tuesday reviews day. Good job, everybody.

[Amy]

Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

I did a podcast with Jen Hamilton, who's a labor and delivery nurse, and she was talking about how this guy put the clip up when his wife went in to the hospital, went and got a 50 inch TV, and then plugged his game up while she was in the room. And my response was, that guy's an idiot. He's only going to be there, like, a day and a half or two days. Not realizing I was going to get so roasted for saying that, because people were like, he shouldn't have a game anyway.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

He should be paying attention to her. And my practical mind goes, you're gonna go spend all that money, and you're gonna have it in that room for 10 hours. They're gonna move you for. You're gonna be there for 36 hours. You're not gonna be able to play that much. Why would you spend all that money? I just want to say, for the record, my reaction should have been bad. Pay attention to your wife.

[Amy]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

It's one of those weird things that went viral for a reason. I didn't expect it to go viral. That's on me, so I'll take the L on that one. I did see a story, too, where they said, if you want to teach your kid to eat vegetables, you ask them, would you like cookies or vegetables?

[Eddie]

Oh, but they would say cookies.

[Amy]

They're gonna choose cookies.

[Bobby Bones]

This is from plos One, a scientific journal. If you ask a very young child, 8 out of 10 times, the answer will be vegetables, according to research. So I was gonna run this by you guys.

[Amy]

The only Way you're gonna get vegetables. If you get like. I'm all about giving options. Options are options. And then they feel like they have control, like they're making a decision. But you say, do you want broccoli or cauliflower?

[Bobby Bones]

No, they say cookies or vegetables. They say it's simply because of how the question was asked, not what they prefer. A study found they given an OR question. Toddlers tend to pick the last option even if it's not what they want.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

So I guess if you go cookies

[Amy]

or vegetables, Vegetables always has to be last.

[Bobby Bones]

Adults tend to lean toward the second option as well. But if you asked your kids when they were 2 1/2 to 5, you want cookies or vegetables?

[Eddie]

Cookies.

[Bobby Bones]

Every time.

[Eddie]

Every single time. Never will they take the vegetable.

[Bobby Bones]

No chance.

[Lunchbox]

You no doubt cookies. I'm gonna try it. I got a four year old, so he's still a toddler. And I'll go home and I'll try every day after school. What does he want? Do you want cookies or vegetables for a snack?

[Bobby Bones]

You have to do it in order though.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And he's gonna say cookies. There's no doubt.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I think I would go hard. Cookies too. Isn't it? Yeah, like every time.

[Eddie]

But this is science. Science things.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a scientific journal called PLOS one. Okay.

[Amy]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

So there's that. People ask me a lot of questions about Billy's eight weeks now. Just now two months, which is pretty crazy. Her hair is long enough. We can put a bow in it. Wow. It's so long. It goes down. I don't. It's the only baby I've ever had. So I don't know the difference in babies that didn't come out with a lot of hair. So her hair is already so long it goes down the back of her shirt. And so we can fully put a bow in. And so when people come over, they're like, look at that. I just expect people to be. Look at her hair. But I didn't realize it was like abnormal, like super abnormally long. Now I'm starting to worry about it. Like, is it too long? Is there something?

[Amy]

Yeah, no, I think it's great. I mean, all babies are different in that. But I'm like, if that's for as a woman, I'm like, oh, I'd love to have hair like that. Just grow fast.

[Bobby Bones]

We got a good sleeper. So she's sleeping. It's awesome. Got lots of hair growth. We got a swing that we put her in. That kind of Makes her poop. So I'm looking for a bigger one for me.

[Eddie]

A big swing.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's what I want.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, there's a swing. It's like we put it in, I guess it puts her body right at the perfect position. So it.

[Amy]

What is that position?

[Eddie]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly. So I want a big human one that I can sit in with all my stomach issues. But everything's going wonderfully. I appreciate all the nice messages, but, yeah, we're in eight weeks now. Bones about to tell you about a celebrity who had 2 million stolen from them and then a haircut that cost $200,000. So that's in this segment. Christian is on. Hey, Christian. What's going on?

[Christian]

Are you all doing this morning?

[Bobby Bones]

Pretty good, buddy. What's happening?

[Christian]

All right, so you guys are talking about. Bobby said, do you know if you have an ugly baby? Basically, And I'm with Bobby. Everybody will say, the baby's cute, but I've got two sons. One's almost two years old, one's two months old. And I asked all my buddies on the first baby, hey, do I have an ugly baby? And everybody said, no. But two years later, we look back on baby pictures, and I'm like, oh, Lord, thank goodness he grew into his body because he was not a cute baby at all. And everybody would just lie straight to our face, you know, they didn't want to tell us the hard truth.

[Bobby Bones]

Hard truth. We can take the hard truth. Yeah. Biologically, we just are. Are probably conditioned to think that our babies are beautiful. And they are to us. But you guys are a bunch of freaking liars.

[Amy]

But, no, but your baby really is.

[Bobby Bones]

And maybe she is. No, she is. I promise. This is what Kristian's talking about.

[Amy]

I know. No, no, no. I can show you some babies that are a little like.

[Bobby Bones]

But you don't have a close relationship with whomever those babies parents are.

[Amy]

I know.

[Eddie]

Could you take it? If we said that is the ugliest

[Bobby Bones]

baby I've ever seen, I would feel like, all right, we're about to show you. You know how I do.

[Lunchbox]

I'm going to prove to you.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah, it's on. I have her doing push ups, sit ups.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Christian, I do feel like my daughter is a beautiful baby, but I'm supposed to feel that way. I think that is biologically wired into us from probably thousands of years ago. So people didn't see their ugly baby and be like, this one ain't for me, and just throw it like in the river or something.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Christian]

And see, I come from a family who, my parents send out monthly pictures when we were all babies. And my three month picture did not make it into the mail because they said, my mom said, I'm not showing people this picture.

[Amy]

Oh, wow.

[Christian]

Now my mom has actually blown up that picture onto a pillow and gave it to my wife. And that pillow is sitting on our bonus room couch right now. And everybody laughs at it because it's such an ugly baby picture of me. And my parents knew though that I was an ugly baby.

[Bobby Bones]

I bet you're so good looking right now, Christian. He's probably a model right now, right? Like you have developed into a swan.

[Christian]

Oh, absolutely, Absolutely, man.

[Bobby Bones]

I appreciate that call, man. Hope you have a good day today.

[Christian]

You all as well. Thank you, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, see you, man. Nick Cannon's accountant allegedly stole 2 million bucks. Fled the country.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man. See this is.

[Bobby Bones]

He needs that money for the kids.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he's got a lot of gun,

[Bobby Bones]

a lot of kids. Federal prosecutors indicted Nick Cannon's former manager, Frank Musoki for stealing allegedly more than $2 million. Authorities claim he used Cannon's debit cards and PIN numbers to use for cash withdrawals, Amazon purchases, travel, personal expenses. It's just on and on. And then apparently he left.

[Amy]

Wow. Totaling 2 million TMZ. That's.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep, that's one. How about this?

[Amy]

Cash withdrawals.

[Bobby Bones]

A celebrity hairstylist, Chris Appleton. $200,000 for one haircut.

[Amy]

Like who? What celebrities does he work with?

[Bobby Bones]

So I read the story. The headline is a little deceiving because he had to fly there. It's a whole day. There's all these costs. It's still an expensive haircut, but it was really all the costs built into him getting there, spending a couple of days there. The haircut was expensive too, but it's really not.

[Amy]

Okay. It's not like you show up to his salon and sit down for a two hundred thousand dollar haircut. Got it.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. That was it. But it didn't say how much really the haircut cut was. I would assume someone like this that's going to work with Kim Kardashian or JLo. The haircut itself is probably $5,000.

[Amy]

$5,000 for a haircut?

[Bobby Bones]

If it's, if it's not just a trim.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

We're not just, you know, doing, doing the edges deal. What are they called?

[Amy]

Yeah, the split ends.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, the ends.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the ends.

[Amy]

The ends.

[Bobby Bones]

It's still wildly expensive, but if he's traveling around the world.

[Amy]

I got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Hotel, food, cut so. But, man, did you see the story? I think it was maybe Simone Biles. Feel like it was a gymnast.

[Amy]

Yes. It's her. Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

And she said that she walked a red carpet, and so she just hired a glam team, which people often do, to do hair, to do makeup, to do styling, and it ended up being, like, $30,000. And she's like, what? I'm never doing this again.

[Amy]

Yeah. She's like, I'll just stay home. What was the point?

[Eddie]

And all they do is just, like, make sure she just looks good the whole night.

[Amy]

Well, no, they're part of getting her ready.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay.

[Amy]

Like, after she totaled up, like, at the end, she did the red carpet thing, the event. And then when she looked at the receipts later, it's like, oh, my gosh. To have a stylist to get the dress, to get my hair done, to get my makeup done, to get. It just was.

[Bobby Bones]

She's like, day rates for both.

[Amy]

The point. I just stay home to walk a

[Bobby Bones]

red carpet and sit in the. Yeah, Dad's crazy, too, man.

[Cluto Cordero]

Bobby Bone show.

[Bobby Bones]

Bonehead.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from Vancouver, Canada. A man was on his Jet Ski in the water when there was a gray whale in there eating. He was zooming, zooming around the whale, and he's like, I'm gonna try to use it as a ramp.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no.

[Lunchbox]

So he zooms on his jet Ski.

[Bobby Bones]

Boom.

[Lunchbox]

Hits the whale. The whale don't give. He flew off the Jet ski, had to be rescued by a sailboat and rushed to the hospital.

[Bobby Bones]

I would assume the whale wasn't hurt.

[Lunchbox]

The whale was not hurt, but they're thinking about charging him with animal cruelty.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, they should.

[Amy]

Yeah, definitely.

[Bobby Bones]

That's probably like, a mouse running into our foot. Like, we're not gonna be hurt. He's annoyed. You're gonna ramp the whale. That's crazy.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead. Story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

Bones, I'd like to go on record before we do this segment to say, I think this is creepy. It would have been creepy. Okay, everybody good?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Before he even says it's you.

[Eddie]

Oh, me?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You want to go to the van? The graduation. Oh, yeah. Tell them. Tell. Just tell them straight up what your idea was.

[Eddie]

So I saw that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter, she goes to Vanderbilt. She was graduating on Saturday. So I thought it'd be cool to go to the graduation to see Gwyneth and Chris Martin.

[Lunchbox]

That's smart. That's actually really cool. I'm with you.

[Eddie]

When do you ever get tipped off that celebrities are gonna be somewhere?

[Lunchbox]

Like, it's a set location and a set time, you know? Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

That feels like somebody was gonna assassinate somebody. What's. What they would say?

[Eddie]

We just want. I've never met her. I've never seen her before. And Chris Martin, Coldplay, Never seen them before. It'd be kind of cool to see her. Him.

[Amy]

But, like, first of all, you may not even for sure see them because the crowd is so big.

[Christian]

Not.

[Eddie]

TMZ had pictures of everything. And there were people staring at him, taking pictures of them. It was a whole.

[Bobby Bones]

You wanted to be part of that. The stares and picture taken.

[Eddie]

I mean, just to be there would be cool. Like, wow, that's Gwyneth. And my son, he likes movies. He would have loved to see an actress in person.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Just any actress. Well, Gwyneth, Amy's done hbo Holiday Harmony.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Someone bigger, you know, bigger name.

[Lunchbox]

That would have been cool. Eddie. You should have run that by me. I would have. I'd have gone with you.

[Eddie]

Like, he's gone to go see. Who'd you go see? The opening. The store.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, Snooky.

[Eddie]

Snooki. Same deal, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, it was Snooki store, and she said she'd be there. You're going for a kid who's graduating college to catch a glimpse of their mom.

[Eddie]

I'm not there to see the kid. I'm not there to see. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you see she was singing at a bar.

[Eddie]

Yes, I saw that too.

[Bobby Bones]

At Station Inn, Gwyneth Paltrow was singing at a bar.

[Eddie]

But see, they didn't tip you off on that.

[Lunchbox]

Like, that was a surprise performance.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sorry that. Well, you weren't really gonna go. You just thought about going.

[Eddie]

I would have gone, but there was too much. My wife's birthday, Mother's Day, and then basketball games, I just couldn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Creepy, creepy. I'll stand by it. That would have been a creepy. Who are you? Here. You have a kid graduating. No, no, we're looking for Gwyneth. You know what she's wearing? I can't find her. All right, that's it. Hey, thank you, guys. Be sure to go check out the podcast from today's show. We talked about one guy's heart was all messed up, and a doctor put his finger on the guy's button and fixed his heart. It's a crazy story.

[Amy]

Maybe this is what we need to do to lunchbox and his ailments.

[Eddie]

All right, lunch.

[Lunchbox]

I'll pass.

[Bobby Bones]

It could fix your testicle right up.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think you go there to fix a testicle.

[Eddie]

It's right there.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't know unless you try. Right?

[Lunchbox]

I'm good.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, we'll spin the wheel. That's it. We will see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody. This is the Bobby Bones Show.

[Eddie]

Bobby Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at Scuba Steve Executive producer, Raymundo, head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This is an I heart podcast. Guaranteed human.