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Christian
Here we go.
Bobby Bones
Come on, buddy. Transmitting across America. Turn it up. This is the Bobby Bone. Welcome to Tuesday's show, Morning Studio.
Lunchbox
Morning.
Bobby Bones
A guy had an irregular heartbeat. Went in. They tried a lot of stuff. The doctor stuck his finger in the guy's butt. It fixed it.
Amy
Oh, my gosh. That was the off button.
Bobby Bones
Yep, yep, yep, yep. A guy in New York's atrial fibrillation got an unexpected fix during a routine examination. The attending doctor needed to check for internal bleeding. So he was like, hey, turn around. And so when he put his finger in the guy's butt, it slowed the patient's heart to 80 beats per minute. It eliminated the arrhythmia entirely, a result that held up months later when they went in for the follow up. Because I don't know if the guy went like, oh, and then that.
Eddie
But you said it slowed down the heart rate.
Amy
Yeah, obviously. Didn't have to stay in there.
Eddie
Speed up, I would think.
Bobby Bones
Well, right.
Amy
It depends.
Bobby Bones
You want to know the funny thing about Eddie is people now tell Eddie their testosterone in the building because Eddie's was so low.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
He came in a minute ago, was like. I won't say the person's name. He said. Just came up to me and said their testosterone was like one. Something.
Eddie
Yeah. Really low.
Bobby Bones
So, like, people are coming to you. You're the guy.
Eddie
I'm the tea guy now.
Amy
Low T guy. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Low tea.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Just tea. No, you're low tea. Lunchbox is average tea.
Eddie
You're low T. I've had people come up to me, too, to tell me that they have high tea. So I'm just tea guy.
Bobby Bones
Is it weird how many people come up to you about it, though, period? Like something that we talk about in this show? Who knows who listens to the show? It's a very fine, select group of folks that are with us. Isn't it weird when something, like, resonates and people want to come talk about it and you're like, you listen to the show. Church, yeah.
Eddie
Kids, basketball games. And then my wife is like, are you embarrassed about that? I'm like, no, it's just a part of life. It's fine.
Bobby Bones
I heard about that from my wife.
Eddie
She tell you?
Bobby Bones
Well, they were talking and your wife was telling my wife. She was like, I wonder if Eddie is not embarrassed by this. And you were like, no, not at all.
Lunchbox
Oh, he's embarrassed.
Eddie
That's just a part of life.
Lunchbox
No, you're embarrassed that you're low T. I'm not.
Eddie
Because I get a lot of messages, too. And people saying, hey, man, I've. I went through that too. And it's. It's good to know that you're not alone in these things.
Bobby Bones
Well, good story. By the old finger in the butt.
Cluto Cordero
That's interesting.
Bobby Bones
Maybe that'll fix your teeth.
Christian
Come here.
Bobby Bones
Let's do that. And check you out. Graduation speaker at North Carolina State University went up. And I want to play you part of this clip here because they go up to talk. And then my wife Marilyn and I
Eddie
are providing a graduation gift to cover
Robert Smigel
all the final year educational loans incurred by the Wilson College graduates during the 25, 26 academic year.
Bobby Bones
You heard that, right. The graduation speaker, Wilson College of Tech tiles donor Anil Kar, says he and his Wife would cover all student loan
Amy
payments taken out by Wilson in college at NC State graduates this academic year. He made the gift to honor his father who attended NC State.
Bobby Bones
Wow. That's crazy. Awesome. It's crazy. It's crazy.
Amy
Awesome relief.
Bobby Bones
I wonder though, if somehow you can get like a rough figure before. Cuz once I paid for these people's dinner beside me because they were like big fans of the show and they just kept running the bill up. I should have got a rough number beforehand.
Amy
Oh, I'm sure they did. I'm sure they had an idea. Or maybe money is just.
Bobby Bones
No, yeah, I'm sure it's both. I'm sure money is no right issue. But also you want to get a. Because I could have paid for 10 dinners. Money was no issue to me for one dinner. They kept running the bill up because they knew I had it.
Amy
Yeah, but they can't go run up there. They're gonna suddenly enroll in extra classes just for fun.
Lunchbox
Yeah. After graduation.
Bobby Bones
That's from ABC News. But a big shout out to Anil Cochler, I think is how you say the name. And his wife, they're paying off all those loans.
Eddie
It's amazing.
Bobby Bones
How about you're. You're graduating. It's a great day. The family's here. I'm finally able to do it. Here's the thing though. I gotta go into the job force with some loans. I'm paying off your loans. Holy crap.
Amy
Yeah, no, that's an amazing day.
Bobby Bones
We had terrible speakers.
Amy
If your college has already paid for it to get a little treat.
Bobby Bones
Great point.
Lunchbox
Oh, that sucks. If you're. Oh my gosh.
Bobby Bones
No, it doesn't suck.
Amy
I'm not saying that. I'm just saying like.
Bobby Bones
But no, no, I think there's a misunderstanding that if you have all your college paid for, you have earned that you've paid it or you've got through scholarship, it doesn't hurt you that you're not getting your loans paid for.
Eddie
Yeah, but you. He said, I got a gift for all of y'.
Lunchbox
All.
Bobby Bones
Not for me.
Lunchbox
Yeah, not for me, dude. I got nothing. Dude. So I really got nothing.
Bobby Bones
That.
Amy
Well, that's why I said, do they give them a little treat?
Bobby Bones
No, the gift is happiness that everybody gets their loans paid off. Okay, I was thinking, cuz I didn't take any. I took out a $1,000 loan to get clothes and a PlayStation. Cuz luckily I was full scholarship, but I didn't have any clothes. And I was like, yeah, might as well give me a Little treat, too. And so I paid it back quick. And I'm thinking, if I had no loans and I was at the ceremony and he said, we're pay everybody's loans off, I wouldn't be mad. I'd be like, that's awesome.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I'd be.
Bobby Bones
None of me would be upset by that.
Eddie
Not mad, but you would feel, like, annoyed. I'm not getting a gift.
Bobby Bones
None. None. Really? You. USPS is considering allowing handguns to be shipped by mail.
Lunchbox
What?
Amy
Say what?
Bobby Bones
And USPS P.S. there's too many letters. Because UPS.
Amy
Yeah, but USPS is just the postal service.
Bobby Bones
They're considering allowing handguns to be mailed for the first time in 100 years. There was a 1927, a ban on shipping concealable firearms by private citizens through the mail. What's going to happen here? Someone's accidentally going to get a gun mail to the wrong place, the wrong one, wrong address. That's from ABC News.
Eddie
It can't be, like, loaded, right? There's got to be rules, right?
Bobby Bones
Right.
Lunchbox
It might be loaded, but someone will
Amy
probably, like, ship matches.
Bobby Bones
You can't.
Amy
Well, just in some states, I don't.
Bobby Bones
But I do think you should be able to ship handguns with no bullets in the package, is what I would say. Bullets have to be shipped separate. Guns are legal. So we're making rules that we can't ship that. That's weird. That you can't ship guns, but when
Amy
you're shipping it, you have to provide the paperwork that you legally. And then where are you shipping it? Like, what's your cousin? Who also legally can have it to my cousin Josh.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Josh got you a gun.
Eddie
But probably two vendors, right? Like, if you have an online store and you're buying a gun, does that not get shipped to you?
Bobby Bones
That. That would be like ups.
Eddie
Oh, it wouldn't be Post ops. That would be.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that.
Amy
This is like this, like, friend to friend or. Or cousin to cousin.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, Me to John.
Amy
I guess I just didn't know if there was, like, rules you to disclose what's inside and have some sort of a permit.
Bobby Bones
I wouldn't disclose it. Someone will steal it. You can't disclose what's in your mail. That's why it gets stolen. Oh, yeah. This feels justice for guns. I'm saying that.
Eddie
Justice.
Cluto Cordero
It's the anonymous in.
Eddie
Hello.
Bobby Bones
Bobby Bones, my boyfriend has a temper. He's never hit me. But the other night we got into a huge fight and he got so mad, he threw his keys across the room, he shattered a lamp, and A piece of glass flew out and cut my leg. At first he blamed me, saying I had been pushing his buttons. He later apologized. I told my parents what happened and they asked about the cut, and now they're refusing to let me go back home with him and they want me to break up with him immediately. Do I trust that this was a one off accident or is it something I need to take more seriously? Signed Navigating a hot temper. Well, first you should take it seriously.
Amy
Absolutely.
Bobby Bones
Regardless of what decision you make, you should take it very seriously. I'm not a thrower, a kicker, puncher, breaker. Just. I don't like doing that in any capacity. So I don't relate to this. I don't really get rage, so I don't relate to that part of it. If I see someone with rage, I'm afraid of them forever because I know at any point they could be set off.
Amy
My thing is, he wasn't throwing something at her. It's an unfortunate incident. If he had thrown the keys at her, this would be a very different situation.
Bobby Bones
It's a good point.
Amy
He threw it at something, never expecting it to break, and then glass fly to hit her. Do they need to take a beat? Absolutely. Does there need to be a lot of thought going back into this? For sure. I have thrown things before. Not at someone, but I've, you know, dishes. Things can fly. Yeah. I can break milk. Definitely slam that down in anger. And it goes everywhere and. And I'm not. I get milk isn't going to hurt anybody. Basil, to your point, the memory of it, like, I had to. I had to address my. How I was processing and my rage and how I was letting it show up. Because you're dating at this point. Do you move on in life and you've got kids and he doesn't have that under control and he's throwing things in front of kids. And that's my. My example comes with the milk, because that was in front of kids. And I slammed it down and milk went ceiling everywhere. And I think it was scary for the kids.
Bobby Bones
That'd be crazy to see Amy explode a milk. Yeah, like, aside from this. That'd be crazy to see. Yeah, that'd be kind of cool.
Amy
And I knew I had work to do. Like there was. I was being. I am responsible for my actions. I can't say y' all drove me to this point. So I don't like that. That's. That was his first response. But he can evolve past that. That could be. There can be growth here and he can grow out of that because it wasn't in intentional.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I think the key is he wasn't throwing anything at you.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
And also how mature is he in having to deal with these issues? Like, has he tried to deal with them before? If, like, this is new. Like, I think there's a lot of like, self discovery here. To me, I'm always working on triggers because I get triggered. Like, I, I know I hate to do the Enneagram. I'm an eight. I'm a challenger and I, I have triggers and I try to respond more than react. And it's taking me a lot of work to get to that point. And mine's never physical, but like, I cut somebody with words. But even that, like, I've had to learn about myself and not do it.
Amy
You also know how to cut people with no words.
Bobby Bones
True. So. But that's a cut too.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Either way, if, if it's never happened before, great. You have to talk about it.
Amy
And space is good. And you've got your parents, you have somewhere else to be. Space is good right now.
Bobby Bones
But it. He didn't hit you.
Amy
Correct.
Bobby Bones
It was an accident that something hit you. He wasn't trying to throw something at you. So. Yeah, it's a tough one. I think you do go into it though with a, A slightly pink flag.
Amy
Yeah. And then if that, the, the rhetoric continues of, well, you made me do this, that's not okay.
Bobby Bones
Also, this could be an age thing too, and you could just be two really immature people and you'll grow out of it. But there's not a one size fits all answer. That's why we've said like eight answers here.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Good luck with that because that, that, that sucks. But I think you can get through it if you want to and if he wants to because he also has to acknowledge that this is something he has to work on.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Would you agree with that?
Amy
I agree.
Bobby Bones
All right, there you go. Close it up. Would you guys want to stay in a Taylor Swift airbnb? Yes.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it'd be cool.
Bobby Bones
There's one here in town.
Amy
Yeah. Apparently there's several different options, but my friend texted me about one called the Swifty Shangri La. Shangri La in town.
Bobby Bones
And what. But what makes it the Swifty Shangri La?
Amy
Well, it's a chic loft designed with high end style and whimsical touches that capture the magic of Music City and the essence of Taylor. Her swelt Taylor herself. There's a Taylor Swift Easter eggs, like, filled throughout the House.
Bobby Bones
It's so pink on the inside. It's all pink.
Amy
Custom sp sparkle guitar, coffee table, iconic red lip sofa, queen size pull out couch for extra guests.
Bobby Bones
What's the Taylor part of it?
Eddie
Is there anything Taylor in there?
Amy
The. I just told you, it's whimsical.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, there are pictures of like Taylor Swift, like art on the wall.
Eddie
Okay.
Amy
Yeah, but it's not like Taylor doesn't own it or anything. They just had to decorate it like it's okay.
Bobby Bones
There's like little like the hands he does with a heart. There's like a gold thing that has that.
Lunchbox
Oh, wow.
Bobby Bones
There's a typewriter. I see a lot of kids having like birthday parties in town at this.
Amy
That's what it's really pink my friend used it for because I guess we had a caller recently talking about how their, their daughter loved Taylor Swift and they want to come to Nashville for that. And she said that for her daughter's birthday, even though they live in Nashville, they went and rented this as like a little getaway.
Bobby Bones
Most of the pictures in here are kids, like young kids.
Eddie
Yeah, Yeah, I think I'm out on that one.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I don't want to go what
Eddie
I was expecting though. But that's too. Yeah, that's too girly.
Bobby Bones
What Taylor Swift Shangri La, would you like then?
Eddie
Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. Maybe like some of her stuff, like pictures of her with other celebrities and like her guitars there or whatever, things like that.
Bobby Bones
It's called a museum.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah, like a museum.
Bobby Bones
But you want a Taylor owned one then?
Eddie
Yeah. Or maybe that used to be Taylor's house. That'd be cool.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that'd be cool. But I mean there's just pink overload. This is definitely not marketed towards us.
Bobby Bones
Well, yeah, no, definitely. What does that cost?
Amy
Let's see. Twelve hundred a night.
Lunchbox
Oh my God.
Amy
Oh, I take it back. 1200 for two nights.
Bobby Bones
600 a night.
Eddie
That's still a rip off.
Amy
But it sleeps six.
Eddie
Okay, 100 each.
Lunchbox
100 a person.
Bobby Bones
And it's pink, very pink.
Amy
And the reason why it's going to be 1200 no matter how you spend it is because there's a two night minimum. So that's your. You can't be like, oh, I'll just do one night for 600.
Bobby Bones
It's got a 5.0. 173 reviews, man. I bet you they make a ton of money just because they put the extra effort into it to make it tailor y. I bet you people come to Nashville and just type in Taylor Swift and Airbnb. Are there other Taylor Swift options? If you type it in, you can
Amy
walk to the gulch and music Row. So it's near all that location. And when I said Taylor Swift Easter eggs, that's what I didn't mean, like actual Easter eggs.
Bobby Bones
It's like little we know, hidden things.
Lunchbox
Yeah, there's one in. It's called Taylor swift eras inspired 10 minutes from Broadway.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'm more on that one.
Lunchbox
Yeah. It's not as pink. There's guitar.
Eddie
Different albums.
Lunchbox
It really doesn't have.
Amy
Each room is a different.
Bobby Bones
We got big reputation. Ah, this one, guys, I'm gonna tell you, this one's lamer.
Lunchbox
A lot lamer.
Bobby Bones
It is very plain. Taylor Lover is up on a wall. It's very plain.
Eddie
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah, they have like two.
Bobby Bones
I think I'm going with the pink one, guys. I'll be honest with you.
Eddie
Should we get it?
Bobby Bones
I think we're going with it. Then we're with the pink one here.
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Bobby Bones
The worst?
Robert Smigel
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Me.
Robert Smigel
Is there anything to the idea that because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge donation to the group the Yardbirds.
Bobby Bones
Right. That's the name.
Robert Smigel
The Harvard Yard. But they're open.
Bobby Bones
You have a name suggestion? We're open.
Robert Smigel
Since you guys are middle aged, one erection. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel. And friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Bobby Bones
Humor me. I need some jokes to make me seem funny.
Timbo
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Bobby Bones
AT&T business Wireless connecting changes everything. I got a DM. Hey, congrats on Baby Billy. 20 years plus listener. Never talked to a radio person before. Just signed up for Instagram and Facebook. I just turned 50. I'm a late bloomer. Love you. Love the whole show. I have terminal cancer and I vow to live my best dying life. I'd like to give you a movie recommendation. The documentary the big lonely from 2014. We looked it up. I may not have lived my best life, but I'm gonna live it on my journey out. Thank you for listening. If you see this, congratulations to you and Caitlin on Billy. You're gonna be a great dad. Love her every minute of every day. What is the big lonely from 2014?
Lunchbox
It's a documentary about a guy and that wanted to live with his dog in Oregon in the wilderness instead of face homelessness in the city.
Amy
Isolation in the wilderness.
Bobby Bones
Okay, what kind?
Amy
Survival, resilience.
Bobby Bones
What's the old. What's the old rating on it?
Lunchbox
9. 9 out of 10 on IMDb.
Christian
Wow.
Amy
Damn.
Eddie
And we've never Heard of that.
Bobby Bones
Okay. We're gonna do this for her. You guys want to watch it?
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
You can have. You can have two weeks.
Cluto Cordero
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Give you plenty of time.
Amy
The Big Lonely.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, make sure it's not the Big Lebowski.
Amy
It's very different.
Eddie
That's a crazy movie, dude.
Lunchbox
Different.
Bobby Bones
Different movie. Yeah. The big lonely from 2014. Okay. Everybody's got two weeks. You guys good on that? And I responded. It's Tuesday, so I'll respond to people on Tuesdays. For those who don't know, I don't. I don't look at anything unless it's Tuesday. No dms from people that I don't know. No comments, nothing. On Tuesday, I go in and I saw this. So I pulled it, and I said, hey, I'm gonna look into the documentary. And I just did. So what do you got?
Amy
Someone wrote a review about it, and they said their only regret from after watching it is that they hadn't found the movie sooner.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Eddie
Okay.
Lunchbox
That is.
Eddie
That's good.
Bobby Bones
That's a great review.
Eddie
I was scared you were gonna spoil it. I mean.
Bobby Bones
Oh, good point.
Eddie
I was so scared. But that's a good one.
Amy
It was just. They said, this is a documentary that is. It's as real as the film gets.
Bobby Bones
Okay, then let's do this. Everybody's got two weeks to watch it, and everybody that's listening. But you have to pay for it or what's it on? It's on Tubi for free. To be tuby.
Eddie
Always.
Bobby Bones
Classic Tubi. Do I have Tubi? Everybody has Tubi. Where's Tubi?
Amy
Does everybody.
Bobby Bones
It's tubi.com.
Lunchbox
yeah, Tubi's free on every TV.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Tubi tv.com. okay.
Amy
All right, so if you have YouTube, visit free there, too.
Bobby Bones
To even our listeners out there, let's just make this a big group project in the next two weeks, because today's the 12th. In the next two weeks, watch the Big. The Big Lonely, and then we'll do a documentary club on it, and we'll come back in two weeks and talk about it.
Christian
I love it.
Bobby Bones
It is also free on YouTube.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, just YouTube.
Bobby Bones
YouTubey, YouTube or to be YouTubey. Okay. I'm. I'm not gonna say her name or anything because I don't know what she wants to be out there, but I did get the dm. We're all gonna watch it, listeners. If you guys want to watch it, that'd be great. If you watch it, too. And we'll reconvene in two. We're Gonna stay here and do the show, but we'll reconvene in two weeks. Okay, everybody. So apparently, if you're married, man, woman, and you're the woman, you're supposed to let your husband look at other women. Who says, well, thank you for asking. The Journal of Personality and Social Psychology just released a new essay. They say, do you get angry every time your husband looks at an attractive woman? Relax. Relationships work better when the participants feel they're allowed to check out attractive strangers and aren't controlled by their partner. I guess this goes both ways.
Eddie
It should go both ways.
Bobby Bones
I just think about dudes, though.
Lunchbox
Yeah, man.
Amy
Yeah. Are you chill if your wife's like, I'm just looking at other men?
Eddie
I've never caught her doing that.
Bobby Bones
You have to have faith, according to this journal, that what you have is strong enough and not get jealous of every little thing that happens. So they encourage couples to allow each member to look at members of the opposite sex and react. React even outwardly, like, oh, so, like,
Amy
talk about it with each other. Like, oh, yeah, she's pretty.
Eddie
What about a. Dang.
Bobby Bones
That's a reaction.
Eddie
That's a reaction.
Bobby Bones
That's a reaction. What would happen, Eddie? You and your wife or somewhere somebody walks by, and you. You follow her with your eyes and you go die.
Eddie
Big time trouble. Like, big time trouble. I remember one time we were at the pool and I promise, I promise, you guys, I wasn't checking her out. I thought I knew her. I was like, wait a minute. Do I know that girl? And then my wife just, like, hit me in the arm, was like, stop staring at her. And I'm like, no, no, I think I know her. But that's like, she wasn't happy just because I was looking at her. So I'd be in huge trouble.
Lunchbox
Bikini.
Eddie
Oh, yeah, it is. Oh, pool attire, for sure.
Lunchbox
Great. Love it.
Bobby Bones
Dude, that's such a terrible excuse.
Eddie
No, no, I'm not lying. That was the real reason I should say that.
Bobby Bones
Like, that's a good thing to say. But it's also, like, I wouldn't believe it, but I couldn't prove that you weren't telling the truth.
Eddie
It turns out I didn't know her.
Amy
So crazy. You didn't know her.
Bobby Bones
She wasn't warm to it. Like, oh, thank you for sharing. You know that there's a woman in bikini you, like.
Eddie
I thought the reaction was gonna be like, oh, okay, cool. You know her. No problem.
Lunchbox
Go talk to her.
Eddie
Yeah, not the case.
Bobby Bones
What if. What if it was somebody, though, that you didn't know.
Lunchbox
Murdered.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
Like, in trouble. For sure.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
I think my wife would be cool. My wife knows that women are hot. She understands that there's pretty women out there. And so if I'm looking, she'll be like, oh, yeah, I can see she's attractive, or I don't like her hair. She'll say something like that. But me looking at other women, it happens, man. It's just a natural instinct. Like, just because you get married doesn't mean your eyes stop working. And I think couples need to realize that. And you can't just turn off your eyes. It's just impossible.
Eddie
You can't. Cannot.
Amy
Your eyes don't stop working.
Lunchbox
They don't. Unless you go blind. I mean, it's just crazy. But you've been looking at them your whole life. You can't just stop because you say, I do.
Amy
And I think, well, respectfully, you can.
Lunchbox
Respectfully, you need to understand that it's
Amy
natural, daring and say, dang.
Lunchbox
What about it?
Bobby Bones
Would you. Would you comment on how hot someone is for your wife?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Like, what?
Bobby Bones
Would you.
Eddie
Would you say, like, oh, she's beautiful.
Lunchbox
I'll be like, she's hot or she looks good?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I don't. I wouldn't. Go that approach. If my wife will see people that she thinks like. Like their style is super cool or they're cute, she'd be like, yeah, I think that's. And then I'll go like, yeah, I see it. Or I don't. I'm kind of the second commenter, not the first. A lot of them know. I'm like, nah, not for me. It's you, only you. Not for me. It just feels. I don't want her to ever feel disrespected because I don't think if. If there was an attractive one that bite, I was like, I don't even know what I would comment, though. I'd be like. Because I definitely wouldn't go, well, she's hot. I don't even say that to dudes.
Lunchbox
Look at her body.
Bobby Bones
And I would never say that even if my wife wasn't there.
Amy
Yeah, I know it's hard.
Eddie
Like, I've looked at. I've seen, like, a hot girl come in and be like, I'm not looking. I'm not looking purposely. And then when she goes by, I'm proud of myself. I'm like, I didn't look, and that was awesome.
Bobby Bones
You don't say that.
Eddie
No, no, no. It's all my head. It's all my head. Like, it's because, like, it's natural to be like.
Amy
So you stand there in your head and you're like, good job.
Eddie
Yeah. Yeah, I didn't look.
Bobby Bones
Good job.
Eddie
Proud of myself.
Bobby Bones
What if you had a dude you were with was like, dang, she's hot.
Amy
I mean, that's never happened. I know it's really hard to imagine because it's never happened, but I've had conversations like, my wife will bring up
Bobby Bones
good looking actors if we're watching a show.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
She'll be like, the guy that I also think is good looking. We have it in common.
Amy
James Mars.
Bobby Bones
James Mars. And thank you. Jamie knows my type. Yes. We're both like, that's a great looking dude.
Amy
Right. Everyone can acknowledge. You don't have to be ridiculous and act like somebody's not pretty. Most recently with my ex boyfriend, there was someone who I thought was like, so pretty. And he was like, no, I don't see it. But I really think he didn't see it because there's been others where we've agreed on the prettiness.
Eddie
Yeah, I've said that before.
Amy
But you really did.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
And she was really pretty.
Bobby Bones
You just were like, I'm like, no,
Eddie
I don't see it.
Amy
I felt like it was an honest assessment where he was just like, I feel like a lot of girls just say that about other girls because we, we've acknowledged good looks in other people.
Liberty Mutual Ad Voice
Yeah.
Amy
So I felt like, good for you for believing that.
Eddie
Okay, so they're saying, it's okay.
Bobby Bones
Do it. They're saying, not, it's okay. You should be outward.
Amy
Okay, try it out. Let us know.
Bobby Bones
Walk around, be like, I'm looking for hot ladies. Bones. All right. The band Flatland Cavalry up for group of the year at the ACMs. This year. They're blowing up. I'm gonna make an assumption here that you're a pretty introverted guy when you're not performing.
Cluto Cordero
I do appreciate solitude.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's a great answer to that. Where does the extroversion come from?
Cluto Cordero
I was raised Catholic, so there was a portion of my life where my parents would turn off the TVs for the Lent season, which is how I learned how to play guitar. And we would play charades and entertain each other and make each other laugh. There was something about performing and being big and just being silly, really. It wasn't to, like, look at me. So I think it comes from that. I used to. When I started to play for people, like when I was 18, I would literally just have to tell I would get so terrified with stage fright. So it's not like a need to like, hey, look at me, look at me. It was more like you wanted to connect with people and maybe a song finds them well. But I couldn't think about it so much so that I would just like pretend that I wasn't going to play a show. Just literally disassociate with having to think about playing was like nerve wracking. And to this day I'm like, I'm confident and so I'm not nervous. But drink and substances and all those things never made me a better performer. So thankfully I've learned that the hard way. I don't have to learn it again.
Bobby Bones
What's the most nervous you've been for a show?
Cluto Cordero
When we used to play in Nashville back in the day, like being a band from Texas, it's such a town of incredible guitar players, songwriters, singers, performers, bands that I would get self conscious, like they would just be like, that's the people in the back of the room. Let's just like, you know what I mean? So Nashville was a little nervous playing here first time. One that just jumped right out to me is when we opened up for Luke Combs in December of 19. I remember almost because it was in a stadium or not stadium where the spurs play, Forgive me.
Bobby Bones
Like in arena in San Antonio.
Cluto Cordero
Correct. Yeah, yeah. 16,000 people sold out and we had a 40 minute time slot. And I remember like having another like existential, like terrifying conversation with myself. I was taking a shower and I was like. Because I had to get away. It's the only place you can get away from people is the bathroom. And I remember like thinking like, okay, God, if I was supposed to be selling bibles in, you know, Africa or someplace, like, I would be there. But I'm here, so I guess my. I'm supposed to be here, you know. So like just sing through me, speak through me, play through me. Let me just enjoy this moment that is about to happen. And I went out there and just tried to go about it lovingly and it led to a lot of good things. But I definitely was terrified to be real. Another one that comes to mind is the O2 arena with Luke Comes again. All of the production elements were left in Dublin the night before because apparently it was St. Patty's weekend and no one was there at customs when they showed up. So that's kind of wild. That's a whole nother story. You can fact check that. But they had to pull a rabbit out of the hat and drums, guitar. They had to make the whole show happen with nothing in London. What's that?
Bobby Bones
You're in London.
Cluto Cordero
London at the O2 arena, maybe 22 and Flatland. You know, we're the. We're the low guys in the total pole. We don't get a sound check or nothing. I'm about to go walk out in the O2 Arena. No sound check, no line check. Playing on wedges. And I remember just literally like, please, God, don't let me embarrass myself. Like, let me.
Bobby Bones
Let this.
Cluto Cordero
Let this go as good as it can go. And you can't. There's no time to be scared when you're doing it. But to play in a cave, a giant cave, when there's no way to really hear each other was truly made some cowboys of us for sure.
Amy
Bones.
Bobby Bones
All right, up for an ACM this year. Flatland Cavalry. And Cluto, the lead singer, was talking to me about how he moved to town with less than 15 bucks in his bank account and why he didn't even want to move to Nashville. So here you go. Here's Cluto Cordero. Was there ever a weird time where you had to start hiring? For me, it was a business manager because I never had money growing up, and I said, I'm going to pay somebody to, like, do my money. That's crazy. Yeah, but I had so many percentages I was having to pay at this point. Did you have that experience?
Cluto Cordero
Well, yeah. I remember having 11 bucks in my bank account with an accounting degree, building road cadence cases, trying to make my quota of 300 bucks a month to make rent. So that was all I had to make. And it was still stressful and, like. So all that to say I had no money before. And so the bank account grew from 11 to more. Anything after that. Like, all the help that business manager and manager brought to the table was, like you said, invaluable. I don't even think about it. Like, it's always been better than that. Eleven bucks.
Bobby Bones
So to move to Nashville. What was behind that?
Cluto Cordero
Thought I was living during 2020. We. Caitlin was living here in Nashville.
Bobby Bones
Let's just say who your wife is real quick. Your wife is Kaitlyn Butts.
Cluto Cordero
Kaitlyn Butts, yes. Singer, songwriter, who I met through this whole thing. She was living in Nashville in, like, 20, the top of 2020, and things were starting to shut down, and she was like, hey, let's go stay at my mom's house in Ardmore for a week. So I was living in Fort Worth. I Meet her there. We ended up staying there for a whole year, and circumstances presented themselves where we had an opportunity to be managed by Chris Cappy, who manages Luke Combs. So it was like, faced with the whole, like, move to Nashville.
Bobby Bones
Did that feel dirty? A little bit.
Cluto Cordero
I. I'll tell you, honestly, I was. I was a little fearful, which I was like, I don't know, Caitlin. Like, people are going to call me a traitor and this and that. And she's like, listen to what you're saying. She's like, it'd be like me opening up for Casey Musgraves and then her manager going, wow, she was really good. I want to manage you now. Like, look at what you could be passing up on if you don't do this. So she really. With her blessing, we leaped, you know, and the net did appear.
Bobby Bones
You ever have a show where you think, man, that show sucked, but then people come up to you like, dude, that was awesome. Yes.
Cluto Cordero
And I used to pine for folks's affirmation after a show. Did it go well? Like, because sometimes you don't know. You know, you're trying your best. But here lately, like, we played some markets. I'll leave them nameless. Not here to make enemies or anything, but you're giving it everything, and simply, they just don't know who you are. And maybe they don't care to, or they don't. They don't believe in what you're doing, and so you'll give it your best. And after the show, I'll be thinking, man, I wonder if we had played that one cover during, you know, part of the show, like, if we had played this cover relative to this region where they might have. Our producer goes, bro, that's real noble and admiral of you. But sometimes, you know, they're just. Audiences just don't like you, and that's okay. And I'm just like, I know, but it's our job to entertain and to love the audience. And so I want to give my best foot forward, or tried as much as you may, to not for them to like you, but to do the job that you were hired to do.
Bobby Bones
It was Minneapolis, wasn't it?
Eddie
No, it wasn't.
Bobby Bones
We've had good luck in that.
Cluto Cordero
I don't want to say. Trying to put you through. M's riding his wigs.
Bobby Bones
Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is?
Cluto Cordero
This is the Bobby Bone Store.
Bobby Bones
All right, now, time for the morning Corny.
Lunchbox
The morning Corny.
Amy
What do clouds do when they become Rich.
Bobby Bones
What do clouds do when they become rich?
Amy
Make it rain.
Bobby Bones
Okay. That was the morning corny Tuesday reviews day. I finished. Nothing. I'm waist deep in a few shows, but I got nothing. Amy, Anything I watched.
Amy
I had a pre screener to Dutton Ranch.
Bobby Bones
The whole season.
Amy
The whole thing.
Bobby Bones
You watched the whole. They sent you the whole season?
Amy
The whole thing. I thought they were just gonna send one episode.
Bobby Bones
That's what I thought they were gonna
Amy
send it all about that, but they send it.
Eddie
Watched the first episode, but not the whole thing. Wow.
Amy
I went all in.
Bobby Bones
So what we can't say is what happened. No, that, like, it's. What we can say is it's from the same studio that brought you Yellowstone.
Amy
Ah, yes.
Eddie
Taylor Sheridan.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Because that's what we can say, though, legally.
Amy
Right?
Eddie
And that's it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Okay.
Eddie
Amy, no more.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Amy, stop.
Bobby Bones
No. You can review it, though. What you think about it?
Amy
4.5 out of 5 cattle ranches won't even say where.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You loved it.
Amy
Yeah. I guess that's why I kept going because I thought, well, I'll just take it a episode or two episodes at a time because we. We needed to watch it early. And I was like, okay, this is so good. So I binge it over the weekend.
Bobby Bones
And it's all Beth and Rip, right?
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Beth and Rip are back in a new series, Dutton Ranch. Cole Hauser. I was watching interviews with him. It's funny to watch him in real life because he doesn't quite.
Eddie
He's not really real.
Bobby Bones
He's not. I mean, obviously he's playing the role, but it's a different dude.
Eddie
Yeah. Yeah. For sure.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Cole Hauser and Kelly Reilly. Ed Harris. Annette Benning. Dutton Ranch now streaming on Paramount.
Amy
Plus Annette Benning's awesome in it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Oh, it's streaming on Friday. Streaming now for Amy, who got the advanced. But Friday for all the normal folks.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
Ah, you liked it, huh?
Amy
Yeah, I thought that's good. They did great. I mean, all. Beth has always been an intriguing character from Yellowstone days, for sure. But just to see her be the main thing, it's pretty cool.
Bobby Bones
I can say from the studios that brought you Yellowstone or I can say from the producers of Yellowstone.
Eddie
There we go.
Bobby Bones
Whatever.
Amy
Whatever.
Bobby Bones
I can say on both. Yeah. So Amy watched that. Did you watch too? Which is the first episode?
Eddie
I watched the first episode.
Christian
Yeah.
Amy
So he can't review it.
Eddie
I cannot.
Bobby Bones
They're a sponsor on Friday. Like, we're just. They didn't expect us to talk about it today, but I liked What I saw. You can review the first episode.
Eddie
I liked what I saw.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
Yeah.
Cluto Cordero
All right.
Bobby Bones
Anything else? Do you watch anything else?
Eddie
Yeah, I watch Beaches. Have you seen Beaches? It's from the 80s.
Amy
Is that Midler?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I've never seen it, but I know it.
Eddie
Here's the deal. So I have a memory of when I was a kid and watch that movie was on and I cried. I was like. And I don't even know what the movie was about, but I remember crying watching that movie. So I was like, I saw it on Hulu. It was on a thumbnail. I was like, ah. Why not? I clicked on it.
Bobby Bones
You watched Beaches on a thumbnail?
Lunchbox
It's so freaking good.
Bobby Bones
You watched it alone?
Eddie
I did. My wife joined me. Like, second half. But, like, I was in bed watching it.
Amy
What's that song from Beaches?
Eddie
Under the Boardwalk.
Bobby Bones
Are you okay?
Amy
Some fun.
Eddie
Dude, dude. Fried Green Tomatoes, I think, was the last thing I reviewed. And now Beaches, dude. I don't know yet.
Bobby Bones
He's having, like, an existential crisis.
Lunchbox
He's a chick.
Eddie
Gosh, it's low T. It is low
Robert Smigel
T.
Bobby Bones
I'm surprised this movie gets such bad numbers in, like, the reviews. It's got rotten tomatoes, 41%.
Eddie
It's just. Maybe because it's old.
Bobby Bones
But you liked it. It is so good.
Christian
Yes.
Eddie
And I didn't cry this time, but definitely got close to crying.
Bobby Bones
What do you give it?
Eddie
I give it four out of five. Tap Dancing shoes.
Cluto Cordero
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox. Watch anything?
Robert Smigel
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I watched Dr. Dolittle for the first time, trying to find something fun for the kids to watch. Supposed to be funny. And it's talking animals, man. It wasn't good. It's terrible. I don't know how many Dr. Doodle Littles there are, but there's a lot. And there shouldn't be any more made. I gave it two animal voices out of five. The kids didn't think it was that funny. There was too much seriousness in it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah.
Lunchbox
I needed more laughs. It was like, oh, we're gonna do a buyout of this hospital. And it's like, the kids don't understand that.
Bobby Bones
Is that the one where he goes,
Cluto Cordero
Hercules, Professor.
Bobby Bones
Oh, he does all the voices now, too. Right, Mike? What'd you watch? Anything? I finished Daredevil. Born Again, Season two. Fantastic. It is. Oh, man, I gotta get in. I keep forgetting to get in. Have you watched season one? I think so. Okay. Disney plus, yes, I think, has one of the best villains. Probably a top five Marvel villain. Kingpin is great, you know Who's a really good villain is John Litzgal in. Oh, who's this decide? The serial killer that kills for good.
Eddie
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Bobby Bones
He's a serial killer, but he also. Dexter. John Lithgow on Dexter. One of the best villains ever on television. Another one is John Hamm in Fargo. I think that's like, season four or something. One of the best villains ever. Oh, man, those are good villains. So this guy's up there with them? Yeah, he's really good. I give it 4.5 out of five kingpins. Morgan. Anything?
Amy
Yeah, I binge watch all five seasons of Star Trek Discovery in two weeks.
Lunchbox
I am alive.
Amy
I'm such a nerd.
Bobby Bones
What do you. What do you give it?
Amy
Oh, my gosh. I give it 4 out of 5. Space explorations. I'm obsessed.
Bobby Bones
I'm now into the Star Trek universe,
Amy
and now I need more. I'm. I'm obsessed.
Bobby Bones
There you go. That is Tuesday reviews day. Good job, everybody.
Amy
Bones.
Bobby Bones
I did a podcast with Jen Hamilton, who's a labor and delivery nurse, and she was talking about how this guy put the clip up when his wife went in to the hospital, went and got a 50 inch TV, and then plugged his game up while she was in the room. And my response was, that guy's an idiot. He's only going to be there, like, a day and a half or two days. Not realizing I was going to get so roasted for saying that, because people were like, he shouldn't have a game anyway.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
He should be paying attention to her. And my practical mind goes, you're gonna go spend all that money, and you're gonna have it in that room for 10 hours. They're gonna move you for. You're gonna be there for 36 hours. You're not gonna be able to play that much. Why would you spend all that money? I just want to say, for the record, my reaction should have been bad. Pay attention to your wife.
Amy
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
It's one of those weird things that went viral for a reason. I didn't expect it to go viral. That's on me, so I'll take the L on that one. I did see a story, too, where they said, if you want to teach your kid to eat vegetables, you ask them, would you like cookies or vegetables?
Eddie
Oh, but they would say cookies.
Amy
They're gonna choose cookies.
Bobby Bones
This is from plos One, a scientific journal. If you ask a very young child, 8 out of 10 times, the answer will be vegetables, according to research. So I was gonna run this by you guys.
Amy
The only Way you're gonna get vegetables. If you get like. I'm all about giving options. Options are options. And then they feel like they have control, like they're making a decision. But you say, do you want broccoli or cauliflower?
Bobby Bones
No, they say cookies or vegetables. They say it's simply because of how the question was asked, not what they prefer. A study found they given an OR question. Toddlers tend to pick the last option even if it's not what they want.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
So I guess if you go cookies
Amy
or vegetables, Vegetables always has to be last.
Bobby Bones
Adults tend to lean toward the second option as well. But if you asked your kids when they were 2 1/2 to 5, you want cookies or vegetables?
Eddie
Cookies.
Bobby Bones
Every time.
Eddie
Every single time. Never will they take the vegetable.
Bobby Bones
No chance.
Lunchbox
You no doubt cookies. I'm gonna try it. I got a four year old, so he's still a toddler. And I'll go home and I'll try every day after school. What does he want? Do you want cookies or vegetables for a snack?
Bobby Bones
You have to do it in order though.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And he's gonna say cookies. There's no doubt.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I think I would go hard. Cookies too. Isn't it? Yeah, like every time.
Eddie
But this is science. Science things.
Bobby Bones
It's a scientific journal called PLOS one. Okay.
Amy
Yeah. I don't know.
Bobby Bones
So there's that. People ask me a lot of questions about Billy's eight weeks now. Just now two months, which is pretty crazy. Her hair is long enough. We can put a bow in it. Wow. It's so long. It goes down. I don't. It's the only baby I've ever had. So I don't know the difference in babies that didn't come out with a lot of hair. So her hair is already so long it goes down the back of her shirt. And so we can fully put a bow in. And so when people come over, they're like, look at that. I just expect people to be. Look at her hair. But I didn't realize it was like abnormal, like super abnormally long. Now I'm starting to worry about it. Like, is it too long? Is there something?
Amy
Yeah, no, I think it's great. I mean, all babies are different in that. But I'm like, if that's for as a woman, I'm like, oh, I'd love to have hair like that. Just grow fast.
Bobby Bones
We got a good sleeper. So she's sleeping. It's awesome. Got lots of hair growth. We got a swing that we put her in. That kind of Makes her poop. So I'm looking for a bigger one for me.
Eddie
A big swing.
Amy
Yeah, that's what I want.
Bobby Bones
Like, there's a swing. It's like we put it in, I guess it puts her body right at the perfect position. So it.
Amy
What is that position?
Eddie
Yeah, no kidding.
Bobby Bones
Exactly. So I want a big human one that I can sit in with all my stomach issues. But everything's going wonderfully. I appreciate all the nice messages, but, yeah, we're in eight weeks now. Bones about to tell you about a celebrity who had 2 million stolen from them and then a haircut that cost $200,000. So that's in this segment. Christian is on. Hey, Christian. What's going on?
Christian
Are you all doing this morning?
Bobby Bones
Pretty good, buddy. What's happening?
Christian
All right, so you guys are talking about. Bobby said, do you know if you have an ugly baby? Basically, And I'm with Bobby. Everybody will say, the baby's cute, but I've got two sons. One's almost two years old, one's two months old. And I asked all my buddies on the first baby, hey, do I have an ugly baby? And everybody said, no. But two years later, we look back on baby pictures, and I'm like, oh, Lord, thank goodness he grew into his body because he was not a cute baby at all. And everybody would just lie straight to our face, you know, they didn't want to tell us the hard truth.
Bobby Bones
Hard truth. We can take the hard truth. Yeah. Biologically, we just are. Are probably conditioned to think that our babies are beautiful. And they are to us. But you guys are a bunch of freaking liars.
Amy
But, no, but your baby really is.
Bobby Bones
And maybe she is. No, she is. I promise. This is what Kristian's talking about.
Amy
I know. No, no, no. I can show you some babies that are a little like.
Bobby Bones
But you don't have a close relationship with whomever those babies parents are.
Amy
I know.
Eddie
Could you take it? If we said that is the ugliest
Bobby Bones
baby I've ever seen, I would feel like, all right, we're about to show you. You know how I do.
Lunchbox
I'm going to prove to you.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, it's on. I have her doing push ups, sit ups.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Christian, I do feel like my daughter is a beautiful baby, but I'm supposed to feel that way. I think that is biologically wired into us from probably thousands of years ago. So people didn't see their ugly baby and be like, this one ain't for me, and just throw it like in the river or something.
Eddie
Wow.
Amy
Yeah.
Christian
And see, I come from a family who, my parents send out monthly pictures when we were all babies. And my three month picture did not make it into the mail because they said, my mom said, I'm not showing people this picture.
Amy
Oh, wow.
Christian
Now my mom has actually blown up that picture onto a pillow and gave it to my wife. And that pillow is sitting on our bonus room couch right now. And everybody laughs at it because it's such an ugly baby picture of me. And my parents knew though that I was an ugly baby.
Bobby Bones
I bet you're so good looking right now, Christian. He's probably a model right now, right? Like you have developed into a swan.
Christian
Oh, absolutely, Absolutely, man.
Bobby Bones
I appreciate that call, man. Hope you have a good day today.
Christian
You all as well. Thank you, guys.
Bobby Bones
All right, see you, man. Nick Cannon's accountant allegedly stole 2 million bucks. Fled the country.
Lunchbox
Oh, man. See this is.
Bobby Bones
He needs that money for the kids.
Lunchbox
Yeah, he's got a lot of gun,
Bobby Bones
a lot of kids. Federal prosecutors indicted Nick Cannon's former manager, Frank Musoki for stealing allegedly more than $2 million. Authorities claim he used Cannon's debit cards and PIN numbers to use for cash withdrawals, Amazon purchases, travel, personal expenses. It's just on and on. And then apparently he left.
Amy
Wow. Totaling 2 million TMZ. That's.
Bobby Bones
Yep, that's one. How about this?
Amy
Cash withdrawals.
Bobby Bones
A celebrity hairstylist, Chris Appleton. $200,000 for one haircut.
Amy
Like who? What celebrities does he work with?
Bobby Bones
So I read the story. The headline is a little deceiving because he had to fly there. It's a whole day. There's all these costs. It's still an expensive haircut, but it was really all the costs built into him getting there, spending a couple of days there. The haircut was expensive too, but it's really not.
Amy
Okay. It's not like you show up to his salon and sit down for a two hundred thousand dollar haircut. Got it.
Bobby Bones
All right. That was it. But it didn't say how much really the haircut cut was. I would assume someone like this that's going to work with Kim Kardashian or JLo. The haircut itself is probably $5,000.
Amy
$5,000 for a haircut?
Bobby Bones
If it's, if it's not just a trim.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
We're not just, you know, doing, doing the edges deal. What are they called?
Amy
Yeah, the split ends.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, the ends.
Eddie
Yeah, the ends.
Amy
The ends.
Bobby Bones
It's still wildly expensive, but if he's traveling around the world.
Amy
I got it.
Bobby Bones
Hotel, food, cut so. But, man, did you see the story? I think it was maybe Simone Biles. Feel like it was a gymnast.
Amy
Yes. It's her. Yes.
Bobby Bones
And she said that she walked a red carpet, and so she just hired a glam team, which people often do, to do hair, to do makeup, to do styling, and it ended up being, like, $30,000. And she's like, what? I'm never doing this again.
Amy
Yeah. She's like, I'll just stay home. What was the point?
Eddie
And all they do is just, like, make sure she just looks good the whole night.
Amy
Well, no, they're part of getting her ready.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, okay.
Amy
Like, after she totaled up, like, at the end, she did the red carpet thing, the event. And then when she looked at the receipts later, it's like, oh, my gosh. To have a stylist to get the dress, to get my hair done, to get my makeup done, to get. It just was.
Bobby Bones
She's like, day rates for both.
Amy
The point. I just stay home to walk a
Bobby Bones
red carpet and sit in the. Yeah, Dad's crazy, too, man.
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Bonehead.
Lunchbox
This story comes to us from Vancouver, Canada. A man was on his Jet Ski in the water when there was a gray whale in there eating. He was zooming, zooming around the whale, and he's like, I'm gonna try to use it as a ramp.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no.
Lunchbox
So he zooms on his jet Ski.
Bobby Bones
Boom.
Lunchbox
Hits the whale. The whale don't give. He flew off the Jet ski, had to be rescued by a sailboat and rushed to the hospital.
Bobby Bones
I would assume the whale wasn't hurt.
Lunchbox
The whale was not hurt, but they're thinking about charging him with animal cruelty.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, they should.
Amy
Yeah, definitely.
Bobby Bones
That's probably like, a mouse running into our foot. Like, we're not gonna be hurt. He's annoyed. You're gonna ramp the whale. That's crazy.
Lunchbox
Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead. Story of the day.
Bobby Bones
Bones, I'd like to go on record before we do this segment to say, I think this is creepy. It would have been creepy. Okay, everybody good?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Before he even says it's you.
Eddie
Oh, me?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You want to go to the van? The graduation. Oh, yeah. Tell them. Tell. Just tell them straight up what your idea was.
Eddie
So I saw that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter, she goes to Vanderbilt. She was graduating on Saturday. So I thought it'd be cool to go to the graduation to see Gwyneth and Chris Martin.
Lunchbox
That's smart. That's actually really cool. I'm with you.
Eddie
When do you ever get tipped off that celebrities are gonna be somewhere?
Lunchbox
Like, it's a set location and a set time, you know? Exactly.
Bobby Bones
That feels like somebody was gonna assassinate somebody. What's. What they would say?
Eddie
We just want. I've never met her. I've never seen her before. And Chris Martin, Coldplay, Never seen them before. It'd be kind of cool to see her. Him.
Amy
But, like, first of all, you may not even for sure see them because the crowd is so big.
Christian
Not.
Eddie
TMZ had pictures of everything. And there were people staring at him, taking pictures of them. It was a whole.
Bobby Bones
You wanted to be part of that. The stares and picture taken.
Eddie
I mean, just to be there would be cool. Like, wow, that's Gwyneth. And my son, he likes movies. He would have loved to see an actress in person.
Lunchbox
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Just any actress. Well, Gwyneth, Amy's done hbo Holiday Harmony.
Eddie
Yeah. Someone bigger, you know, bigger name.
Lunchbox
That would have been cool. Eddie. You should have run that by me. I would have. I'd have gone with you.
Eddie
Like, he's gone to go see. Who'd you go see? The opening. The store.
Bobby Bones
Oh, Snooky.
Eddie
Snooki. Same deal, right?
Bobby Bones
Like, it was Snooki store, and she said she'd be there. You're going for a kid who's graduating college to catch a glimpse of their mom.
Eddie
I'm not there to see the kid. I'm not there to see. Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Do you see she was singing at a bar.
Eddie
Yes, I saw that too.
Bobby Bones
At Station Inn, Gwyneth Paltrow was singing at a bar.
Eddie
But see, they didn't tip you off on that.
Lunchbox
Like, that was a surprise performance.
Bobby Bones
I'm sorry that. Well, you weren't really gonna go. You just thought about going.
Eddie
I would have gone, but there was too much. My wife's birthday, Mother's Day, and then basketball games, I just couldn't.
Bobby Bones
Creepy, creepy. I'll stand by it. That would have been a creepy. Who are you? Here. You have a kid graduating. No, no, we're looking for Gwyneth. You know what she's wearing? I can't find her. All right, that's it. Hey, thank you, guys. Be sure to go check out the podcast from today's show. We talked about one guy's heart was all messed up, and a doctor put his finger on the guy's button and fixed his heart. It's a crazy story.
Amy
Maybe this is what we need to do to lunchbox and his ailments.
Eddie
All right, lunch.
Lunchbox
I'll pass.
Bobby Bones
It could fix your testicle right up.
Lunchbox
I don't think you go there to fix a testicle.
Eddie
It's right there.
Bobby Bones
You don't know unless you try. Right?
Lunchbox
I'm good.
Bobby Bones
Okay, we'll spin the wheel. That's it. We will see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody. This is the Bobby Bones Show.
Eddie
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The Tuesday show opens with crazy news, funny banter, and offbeat stories, smoothly weaving in personal updates and real-life dilemmas. Hot topics included a viral medical story, generosity at a college graduation, shipping handguns, dealing with anger in relationships, and the "rules" of checking out attractive people when married. The show also features recommendations from listeners, a candid artist interview, and their signature "Tuesday Reviewsday" segment.
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The show keeps a fast, friendly, teasing pace, with Bobby's signature honesty and the team's playful banter. Topics bounce between the absurd, the personal, and the genuinely thought-provoking—never shying from candor.
This episode typifies The Bobby Bones Show: open talk about weird news, honest personal life shares, ethical debates, laughs, and listener input. If you want a radio show where nothing is off-limits and entertainment meets real life, this one's for you.