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Amy
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Bobby Bones
Guaranteed Human living with a rare autoimmune condition brings uncertainty, but it can also create community. In season six of Untold Life with a Severe Autoimmune Condition, they go beyond MG and cidp as host Martine Hackett welcomes stories from other conditions like myositis and IgAN into the conversation. Untold Stories is produced by Ruby Studio and in partnership with Argenics. Listen to Untold Stories Life with a severe autoimmune condition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Make every day feel epic in the all new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features, cutting edge tech and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class leading interior space. Seating configurations for 7, 8 passengers available HTRAC All Wheel Drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style. Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade@HyundaiUSA.com Call 562-314-4603 for complete details.
Geico Gecko
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Lunchbox
It feels good to get good news. It feels good to gecko.
Bobby Bones
Beth and Rip are back in a new series, Dutton Ranch, streaming on Paramount. Kelly Reilly and Cole Hauser return and this time they're taking on Texas. As Beth and Rip begin to build a future together. Peace will have to wait as they face corruption, danger and a ruthless rival ranch willing to protect its secrets at all costs. Legacy is a beautiful thing, but only if it survives. Dutton Ranch, starring Cole Hauser, Kelly Reilly, Annette Bening and Ed Harris. Now streaming on Paramount. Welcome to Tuesday's show morning Studio.
Eddie
Morning.
Bobby Bones
Let's say you're drinking something out of a can and you've pretty much drank it all. So the last part of the liquid, but you're holding that can up and something then comes down and hits your lip in the can.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Do you want to know what that is?
Amy
I'm gonna need to know because I need to know if I need to go to the doctor.
Bobby Bones
That's good. I think part of me, because I do think there is ignorance and bliss is bliss. I do think at times in my life, yes. The less I know, the better. But that's a good point about the doctor.
Amy
Yeah. Because one time I was listening to Armchair Expert and they had a listener call in to like share some crazy story that happened to them, and they drank an entire thing of their water jug, like a Stanley full of water. And I. And there was a rat at the bottom.
Bobby Bones
Well, you're gonna love this. This sailor in Norfolk was drinking a can of monster energy. And according to the story, a rat, a dead rat was in it.
Amy
See, now you need to go to the doctor.
Eddie
This is common.
Amy
You need it.
Eddie
What is happening?
Amy
I. I don't know. But like, yeah, that's. I've been terrified of that ever since I heard that episode WTKR with the story.
Bobby Bones
John Witt, 29, said he buys the drinks from 711 and he became sick after a full size rat, bottom of the can.
Eddie
Whoa. Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
He has since filed a report with the fda, I would think, and I don't know. This is not scientific what I'm about to say. And I'm gonna say all the words like allegedly. Okay, so I don't know what I'm talking about. I would think if there was a rat and a monster energy drink, that monster energy would end up eating the rat before the rat could actually come out of the can. All the chemicals, like all the stuff
Amy
in the energy drink, that's what happened.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. There would be no rat to hit your lip.
Amy
Oh, but it can't fully dissolve.
Bobby Bones
I would think that energy drinks, that's hardcore.
Amy
Oh, it's not like you're picturing like when they put bodies in the barrel. I don't think.
Bobby Bones
I don't even think it's acid anymore. I think it's monster energy. Whenever they do that in movies, monster
Amy
energy can't be that bad because, I mean, when you would drink it, it would like burn your esophagus.
Bobby Bones
I like monster energy. I'm just saying I know what I'm getting into when I drink one.
Amy
Right?
Bobby Bones
But yeah, there was a rat in the can.
Eddie
Is this automatic? Check for that virus. I mean, man.
Bobby Bones
Right? Okay, so that story sucks, right?
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay, how about a grandma fighting off an intruder? You want this one? Let's go from Kir 7. This is a grandma you don't want to mess with. A Tacoma grandmother held her own against a shot and bleeding intruder who had been on the run from the cops for at least two days. This 23 year old who's a wanted felon named Skyler ran police vehicles, was shot in the shoulder, fled. They couldn't catch him. They finally cornered him and he ducked into a grandma's home, grabbed one of her toddler grandchildren by the arm, struggled with the woman for five minutes. The grandma pushed, blocked, punched, bit, yelled for police, and just continued to fight him until he gave himself up. Nobody was hurt. The grandma wasn't hurt. The kids weren't hurt.
Amy
Wow.
Bobby Bones
All that's odd.
Eddie
I don't want to take much away from the grandma because that's awesome. But he was injured. He'd already been shot.
Bobby Bones
He took some from the grandma. You just took some from the grandma.
Eddie
It's kind of like a one armed
Bobby Bones
dude, but if you're hurt, you're even crazier.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah.
Amy
I would think you sort of adrenaline pushes through and you also.
Bobby Bones
How about that? The cop shot him and then he got away for a whole day.
Eddie
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
That's crazy that you don't. What's up with. Is Tacoma where the. They lost Nancy Guthrie?
Eddie
No, that's Tucson. Oh, Tacoma's Washington.
Bobby Bones
Oh, good point, Good point, good point, good point, good point. Yeah. Shout out grandma. Not shout out rats.
Eddie
No, no, Bones, it's the anonymous symb
Bobby Bones
Been Bo. There's a question to be had. Hello, Bobby.
Geico Gecko
Bones.
Bobby Bones
My wife says drive safe every single time I leave the house. And now I say it to everybody. What's a phrase habit or weird thing you picked up from your spouse or partner? Signed a copycat in Ohio. Okay, we can go around the room. I think the trait that I've picked up from my wife, though mostly is not sending one word text with no sort of like punctuation. I just generally would do that to people.
Amy
Like not.
Bobby Bones
Not to be rude, but it's like, yes. Nope, go. She's like, you have to add a little. Add more words to it just so people feel the warmth. Because even if you're not trying to be warm, it can be really cold. So I think I. Because of my wife's encouragement and she does this. I. My texts are. Have a. A few more words and punctuation to them. So I would say added warmth is because of my wife. I think she's changed that habit of me. That's what comes to mind. You.
Amy
Well, it's got to be something from. I don't have a partner right now. When. When I did have latest boyfriend get on it. If he didn't know the answer to something, like he would always say, you know, I don't know the answer to that. And I picked that up at my house, especially with my kids. Ask me something. Instead of just being like, well, I don't know, or saying something I wasn't really sure. I would pause and be like, I don't know the answer to that. And I always thought it was a thoughtful way to answer. And then we would figure out the answer together.
Bobby Bones
It'd be cool if society did that as a whole. Just go, you know, I don't know. But let me, let me do a little figuring it out.
Amy
But it's always like that tone like that. That was the cadence. I don't know the answer to that. And always helped me feel. I don't know, there was some warmth about it. Yeah. And so I started doing that even with my kids. And it would lead to more curiosity of like, let's figure that out and we don't have to always know.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Eddie
Yeah, mine's not like, it's not good for society. But my wife has always just ran stop light stop signs in neighborhoods like California roll, like a little roll. Right. Like you're in a neighborhood, you see a stop sign.
Bobby Bones
His wife under the bus in a segment about him.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
And she's just like, why stop in the neighborhood? Like, there's cars. I look both ways, but there's no need to do a complete stop. And I hated this idea. Now I do it. It's so smart. Why are we making complete stops in neighborhoods where there are no cars around? It's a waste of time. So I started doing that.
Amy
The police started popping people in my neighborhood for that.
Eddie
Really?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, that would be a reason not to do it then.
Eddie
No, no. You look to see if there's anything and if there's nothing, just.
Amy
I get it. There's a stop sign in my neighborhood that it's a four way stop that everybody kind of rolls through. And I think some neighbor got sick of it, so they called the police and they were hiding out. And I kept. I was walking my dog one day and kept hearing like, they just were pulling over people.
Lunchbox
No way.
Freddy
Yes.
Amy
Because I was like, what are those sirens? And then when I turned the corner and I saw with my dog, like, oh, there's a police officer. And I definitely roll through that stop sign at times because it's right by my house.
Bobby Bones
What's crazy is they'll never have to do that again. But that story will live for years. And people in the neighborhood remember that is the stop sign where they bust you. Yep. Okay. Well, Eddie. Ah, man, that's a bad one.
Eddie
Yeah, it's not.
Bobby Bones
Your wife has convinced you to run.
Eddie
Stop signs. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Whenever I go for a run, my wife would always say, don't die. And so now, like, I don't know why, but, like, after a soccer game, my team's leaving. They're like, all right, see you guys later. I'm like, don't die because it's like, your goodbye, like, after the game. I don't know. It feels weird, but you're trying to encourage them to be safe out there.
Eddie
Is this, like, drive safe, like, hatching,
Amy
like, such a negative word to, like, a see you later? Like, it could be like, yeah, be safe. Like, I want to hear that over don't die.
Eddie
Correct.
Amy
Now I have my head. Like, I'm going to die.
Bobby Bones
Don't suffer a massive tragedy. All right, so you say that too. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Say it now. I'm just like, hey, guys, don't die. See you next week.
Bobby Bones
I think if you're going to go running, though, hers comes from a place where you're extremely vulnerable as a piece of organic matter running on the side of the road when a car can crash into you and kill you.
Amy
Running stop signs.
Eddie
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. With Eddie's wife out there, you never know.
Eddie
Me now.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. All right. Email us anytime, by the way. Thank you. Close it up. This guy took out an insurance policy on his dead wife. He didn't kill her.
Amy
Yeah, but I don't think you can do that.
Eddie
Yeah, can you do that?
Bobby Bones
No. You go to jail. That's what happened.
Eddie
There you go.
Bobby Bones
I'm just like that. He didn't kill her. Because that's the story we hear. A lot of times someone takes out an insurance policy or they have an existing insurance policy, and then they murder their person to get the money. This guy just waited after she died and then took one out.
Eddie
Huh.
Bobby Bones
Guy from North Dakota is pleading guilty after he took out a life insurance policy on his dead wife. Prosecutors say this guy, John, took out a $225,000 policy through Mutual of Omaha about two months after his wife died.
Eddie
What a dummy.
Amy
He was like, oh, shoot.
Guest
Oh, shoot.
Amy
I gotta go do this.
Bobby Bones
Investigators say tried to collect on the policy about a week later. See, he went too hard and fast.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No patience.
Bobby Bones
Yes. He signed documents pretending to be his wife.
Amy
Dang.
Bobby Bones
He claimed he told insurance agents about it. That's what's up. At least he didn't kill her. That's what I see.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because a lot of these stories are they murdered them for the money.
Amy
Yeah. So she died in her own way, organically. And then he had like a. Oh,
Bobby Bones
I wonder if he like saved her body.
Amy
Shoot.
Eddie
Right? Like preserved it.
Bobby Bones
You can't like turn it in as officially dead.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
Oh, to like the morgue. Because there files the death certificate.
Bobby Bones
The Grim reaper.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
You don't go to the Grim Reaper when you die.
Eddie
With his thing with a stickle.
Amy
Yeah, no, but I guess I just didn't know if like through the corner. How. How they officially declare someone dead. Like, but it's got to be that way. I mean, my siblings took care of my mom and my dad. I wasn't the one in charge of that. Like, have we filed for their insurance?
Bobby Bones
Amy's drawing insurance on her dad right now.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
KX. Net with that story. Okay, here's another one. This guy goes to a fortune telling machine and the fortune telling machine gives him lucky numbers.
Kaylee
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And then he hits a million dollar lottery prize. Wow. Now, to be fair, was 30 years later. Oh. But he kept playing the numbers over and over again for 30 years. And then he hit the million dollar lottery prize.
Amy
He was committed.
Lunchbox
Lunchbo takes dedication. You always say if you. That's why you have to stay consistent. I'm glad he did because it paid off. So he probably made 30 years. He probably made $500,000. I'd say that's incredible. And one day I need it. I. It needs to happen to me.
Bobby Bones
About 30 years ago, he was in Vegas. He went to that zolar machine like in the movie Big.
Eddie
No way. That one.
Bobby Bones
And gave him the numbers. He just kept playing them. Oh, that's from people. Gosh. Hit for a million bucks. All right, let's play the Bobby Feud. We got the best hair in country music.
Tammy
Whoa.
Bobby Bones
There are 10 answers on the board. The game players are Eddie, Amy and Morgan. The best hair in country music. Eddie, we rolled the dice. You're first.
Eddie
I'm going to go with an obvious one. Reba has great hair.
Bobby Bones
Show me Reba. Number six answer. Reba.
Eddie
I'm gonna also go with Dolly. I think Dolly has great hair as well.
Bobby Bones
Dolly.
Amy
Wait, what?
Bobby Bones
It's correct.
Eddie
Okay, good.
Bobby Bones
That's the number one answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie
Huh? I'm gonna go with a guy here. Give me Morgan Wallen. Great hair.
Bobby Bones
Like mullet. Morgan either.
Eddie
I think he did well with both mullet and short.
Bobby Bones
Okay, show me Morgan Wallen.
Guest
Wait, what?
Bobby Bones
Amy?
Freddy
Huh?
Amy
I doubted that one, dude.
Eddie
You know who else has really good hair? Riley Green.
Bobby Bones
Show me Riley Green.
Eddie
Okay,
Bobby Bones
you did get number one. Dolly Parton. Number two, Morgan Wallen. And number six, Reba McIntyre. Next up, Amy, Megan Maroney. Show me Megan Maroney. No points for you, Morgan. We asked 2000 Bobby Buncho listeners who has the best hair in country music.
Amy
How? I. I want to go with a guy here, but it's not seeming like a lot of the young guys are. Are hitting this list. But he has great hair. It's Warren Ziders.
Bobby Bones
Not gonna. Not gonna be known enough Buzzer. Really?
Amy
But he has great hair.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
No. No Warren Zeiders. All right. Remember we asked 2000 Bobby Boncho listeners.
Eddie
Eddie, you know who has good hair? Ella Langley has great hair.
Amy
Oh, she makes me want bangs, Guys.
Eddie
Yeah, same.
Bobby Bones
Show me Ella langley.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Number seven answer. Oh, man. Worth 14 points. Wow, wow, wow.
Amy
It's crazy. Megan Maroney's hair is not on there in Ella's yellow card for Amy.
Eddie
Okay, you follow up on that?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You've been warned.
Amy
I thought I could just. Commentary is not allowed.
Bobby Bones
Well, you're commentating about how your answer wasn't good enough to make the list.
Amy
No, no, I just. It's an obstacle. I did, but.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Eddie
You done arguing?
Bobby Bones
Emmy?
Eddie
I'm gonna go with Willie Nelson.
Bobby Bones
Oh, interesting.
Eddie
The braids.
Bobby Bones
Interesting. Show me Willie Nelson.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Number three.
Amy
It's funny that the guy with, like, no hair is winning there.
Eddie
D. What does that have to do with.
Bobby Bones
She got knives out today, Amy.
Guest
Why?
Amy
It's just great. It's like. It's good. You probably notice hair more.
Bobby Bones
Isn't it ironic?
Eddie
I'm gonna go old school again. Wiona Judd.
Bobby Bones
Show me Winona.
Freddy
Okay,
Bobby Bones
right over to Amy. Five answers are off the board. Dolly, Morgan Wallen, Willie Nelson, Reba and Ella Langley.
Amy
Carrie Underwood.
Bobby Bones
Show me Carrie. Number nine answer worth 18 points.
Amy
Let's go
Bobby Bones
back over to you.
Amy
Back over to me. Bald.
Bobby Bones
Bald.
Kaylee
Bald.
Bobby Bones
Bald. Who has the best hair? And country music.
Amy
Oh. Who are the guys?
Bobby Bones
Five seconds.
Amy
Okay.
Eddie
Okay.
Amy
Okay. Dustin Lynch. Random.
Bobby Bones
He's right here, though, right?
Amy
He's probably not
Bobby Bones
Morgan.
Amy
Yeah, Warren really screwed me there, so I'm gonna go with Keith Urban. Oh, duh.
Bobby Bones
Show me Keith Urban.
Eddie
Good one, Morgan.
Bobby Bones
Number eight answer worth 16 points. Dang. Okay, Dolly, Morgan Wall and Willie Nelson. Reba, Ella Langley, Keith Urban, and Carrie Underwood off the list. There are three remaining.
Amy
I don't know. I. I can't decide if good hair is, like, long hair or if it's just, like, really good hair because Chris Stapleton has a lot of hair, but I don't know if it's considered good hair.
Eddie
Interesting.
Amy
You know what I mean? Like that. That's a thought process.
Bobby Bones
That's a thought process. Yes.
Amy
I'm gonna go with it. Give me Chris Stapleton.
Bobby Bones
All right, let's check the totals here. We're going into round three where points are tripled. But right now, Eddie has 29, Amy has 18, Morgan has 16.
Eddie
Okay, a good lead.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Eddie
It's a good lead because I don't have really anything anymore. I have one name on my list and it's a guy. So give me Jamie Johnson.
Bobby Bones
Jamie Johnson. Eddie is the leader in the clubhouse. Amy, points are tripled. Three answers on the board.
Amy
George straight. He's got great hair under that hat.
Bobby Bones
George Strait. All right, Amy loses. Morgan.
Amy
I know there's somebody that I'm missing really big, but the only one that I can think of right now is Lainey Wilson. Oh, yeah.
Eddie
She have good hair?
Amy
She does have good hair.
Bobby Bones
Show me Lainey Wilson.
Amy
No way.
Bobby Bones
Number four answer. So it's worth 12 points. Mike, where we at on the score? She has 28, one behind Eddie. Yes.
Eddie
Let's go. She's done. She has no more names.
Bobby Bones
There are two answers left on the board. Amy does finish in last place, though, so she will not play the next round.
Amy
Okay. I'm trying to think of like, who's been in here and has really good hair. Oh, man. What are they? Oh, no. It's hard. A lot of them have cowboy hats and I don't think a lot of
Bobby Bones
Amy guessed all those with cowboy hats. They wear a cowboy hat. She guessed it.
Amy
Yep. Cuz it's what's under the hat, but it's not. I don't know if there's anything under there. Okay, let's.
Bobby Bones
Let's. Five seconds. Fay Till. Okay, show me for the win. Fay Till.
Amy
Oh, I just thought of one just now.
Bobby Bones
Who is.
Amy
Can we play just for fun? No, because I just thought of one.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Amy
Kimberly from Little Big Town.
Eddie
Oh, she has gray hair.
Amy
Kimberly Shotman.
Eddie
Surely big, curly.
Amy
She has the best hair.
Bobby Bones
Show me Kimberly Schlapman.
Amy
Wow,
Eddie
just a little too late.
Amy
Oh, man. She also. She just did a hair tutorial.
Bobby Bones
And there's one other one. It's a guy, long hair. He now has long hair, but he's very famous for another style before. He just grew his hair out all along.
Amy
Sam Hunt.
Bobby Bones
No.
Lunchbox
Blake Shelton.
Bobby Bones
No. Blake's hair is short now.
Guest
I don't know.
Amy
I don't even know what Sam.
Bobby Bones
This guy's hair is long. And it used to be not as long, but long, but it was definitely a different style. He's famous for his hairdo. Dirks in the 90s.
Lunchbox
Oh, oh, Miley Cyrus's dad.
Eddie
Oh, Billy Ray.
Bobby Bones
Billy Cyrus.
Eddie
Yeah, Good on lunch.
Bobby Bones
That would have been number five, but Amy's eliminated from next round. Our winner is Eddie.
Amy
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Geico Gecko
And now for a bit of breaking news. Between your breaking news with me, the Geico Gecko, here are some things you ought to know today. People who switch their car insurance to geico save about $900 a year. Experts are calling that nice to know. Also, plants can hear when bees buzz. My ficus just heard that. And finally, animal experts have confirmed that goats have regional accents. I'm getting a hint of Irish there.
Lunchbox
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Kaylee
Morning, Studio.
Freddy
Morning.
Kaylee
Doing well. I just wanted to provide an update from when I called in last fall.
Bobby Bones
All right, well, what'd you call in for last fall about.
Kaylee
So Lunchbox was three credit hours short from graduating college. I called in, encouraged him to finish. Promise it's worth it. I was working full time. I have two very active teenagers. And I was in school full time as well, finishing my bachelor's. And Last Saturday, at 36 years old, I walked across the stage and graduated.
Bobby Bones
There it is. Come on. That's awesome. So two things here, two things we need to address both of them. Number one, congratulations to you. There was a lot going on in your life. You still focused and accomplished many things. All what you talked about there, including getting your degree. That's awesome. And then Lunchbox, who is three hours short of finishing his degree and he just quit. And he just has one class and he has, he can get his degree and it's up to him. We're not shaming him, but it's just crazy that he's so close to the finish line. He ran a marathon and right as he's about to run through the ribbon, he's like, why? I'm gonna walk off to the side
Lunchbox
and get a burger. Yeah, no, see, you act like I quit, just, like, just to quit. No, I started a career. Like, that's what happens. You go to college and to get a career, you want a job to better yourself for the future. And I did that. I experienced everything there is to do in college. I partied. I, you know, did that. I walked the stage, I partied.
Bobby Bones
I did that. Well, like, two things.
Lunchbox
I, I can't say what, you know and what. I walked the stage, I got in front of everybody, they called my name, all that because I was supposed to take the class over the summer. And then this opportunity came a knocking. And when an opportunity Comes and knocking. You know what you have to do? You have to answer. And I answered that opportunity. And here we are, smash cut a lot of years later. And it has worked out for me. I think I made the right decision opening that door.
Bobby Bones
I agree with a lot of what you're saying. You got an opportunity. You're halfway through school. You can chop out. Don't take the opportunity. You were three hours. What? You're one class. And you could have gone back and just done the class. Even having the job, I think Amy wouldn't finish school. I did during the show.
Amy
Yeah, I had the same situation where I walked across the stage, they handed me an empty tube because my diploma couldn't be in there because I still had three hours to go. Now, at that time, I was currently taking the class through correspondence. And, you know, I should have finished it like a couple weeks after I walked the stage. But then, you know, life happens. How far into these knives I get a job and then I just forget about it. Smash cut to 2008. And I thought, you know what? I need to finish those three hours. So I re enrolled, did the three hours and got my diploma. And now my diploma says 2008 instead of 2003. But from far away at 8 looks like a 3. And it's fine.
Bobby Bones
Just color it in with a Sharpie.
Lunchbox
Perfect.
Bobby Bones
What you got to do when it
Amy
says eight, you got to erase.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you gotta erase it with a Sharpie. Yeah, yeah. Lunchbox has chosen not to go back. It's crazy to me. We're wired different. I think at this point, we know Lunchbox and our wired differently. But you were so close. You did so much.
Freddy
I know.
Lunchbox
I did so much. And I. I did so well. Like, I mean, I actually passed classes. My parents didn't think I'd even make it that far. They thought I'd be there a semester and I'd be out of college. So I proved a lot of people wrong.
Bobby Bones
Kaylee, congratulations to you, though. That's awesome.
Kaylee
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
I'm glad that.
Kaylee
Thank you so much.
Bobby Bones
You did that. And I hope that there are people listening going through something similar that. Yeah, it's. It's going to be hard, especially if there are other parts of your life that you have to be dedicated to and you're able to do them both. So I hope you feel proud of yourself. We're proud of you.
Freddy
I'm.
Kaylee
Thank you. I'm so, so proud. So many good tears this weekend.
Bobby Bones
All right. Bye, Kaylee.
Guest
Bye. Ready, Bones?
Bobby Bones
Wake up. Wake up in the morning. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Steve. Red habit trying to put you through. Mike D's riding this week's next bid. Now Bobby's on the mic, so you know what this is. All right, time for the morning corny.
Lunchbox
The morning corny.
Amy
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen when they go to the beach?
Bobby Bones
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen when they go to the beach?
Amy
Because they peel.
Lunchbox
That was the morning corny.
Bobby Bones
All right, voicemail, number one.
Freddy
Eddie, I think you are a cool dude. You are cool. You probably awesome to golf with, have some beers with. I think you're a great adult friend. The category of cool dad, that's. That's not at all. I mean, you're a good dad, but not a cool dad. You don't Even let your 18 year old son have a sleepover. Yeah, you're a little too strict. Helicopter dad. Anyway, love the show. You guys are great.
Bobby Bones
So that's Freddy.
Eddie
Hold on, let me summarize. I am cool.
Bobby Bones
You're a cool dude, but you're not a cool dad.
Eddie
I'm not a cool dad.
Bobby Bones
Kind of a lame helicopter. Kind of a lame dad.
Eddie
Yeah, got it.
Bobby Bones
But I'd rather be a good dad than a cool dad.
Eddie
For sure.
Bobby Bones
But not cool as a dad. All right, next one.
Freddy
I just called about Eddie. Now I gotta talk about Bobby. Bobby, you are so cool. You literally won't admit that you're cool. Like that's cool. You know what I'm saying? You literally cool. Cool. Sorry, I can't say that. But you're cool.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. I don't think I'm cool, though. I think I'm the lamest one. But I hear you. Thank you. But maybe me saying that does make me cool. Well, now I'm not cool because I just said that.
Eddie
Yeah, don't say it.
Amy
Okay, well, you're not saying it, you're questioning it.
Bobby Bones
I'm not cool.
Eddie
And that makes you cool.
Bobby Bones
I don't take that, though. All right, next one.
Freddy
Morning Studio. I just called about how Eddie's cool and how Bobby's cool now. And talk about Lunchbox. He's not that cool, but Daniel's really cool. Daniel's so cool. If you see the prices. Right? Daniel's cool.
Amy
Okay, so, Lunchbox, what's up with this guy?
Bobby Bones
He's been drinking.
Amy
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox. The character, not cool. Daniel, his real name. When he's that guy cool.
Eddie
I agree.
Bobby Bones
So, thoughts, Lunchbox?
Freddy
I'm cool.
Lunchbox
All the way around, I'm the same person. Just have to go buy a different name.
Bobby Bones
Why?
Lunchbox
That's just how I like to live life. Incognito. Switch it up. Keep people on their toes. You know what I mean?
Bobby Bones
Who's talking now, Daniel or Lunchbox?
Eddie
I can't.
Bobby Bones
I. I get confused, too.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh. We gotta stop this. It's lunchbox 100 of the time.
Freddy
Okay.
Amy
Unless it's Daniel.
Bobby Bones
Daniel's cool. Daniel's cool. Thank you for the voicemails. Anybody out there, you want to leave us a voicemail if we're not on the air? Leave it. You can leave multiple, and you can be drunk. 8, 7, 7, 77. Bobby. That's our number. Leave it. 7, 7, 77. B, O, B, B, Y.
Guest
Bones.
Bobby Bones
All right, voicemail.
Kaylee
This is Taylor from Colorado. I saw Russell Dickerson at Red Rocks. It was amazing. So it got me thinking. Who is an artist? You, dead or alive, you would want to see at any venue, real or fiction. For me, it's got to be someone like Bruno Mars at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. I'm curious what you guys have to say.
Bobby Bones
I didn't know she was doing it. Both, like. Okay, you already got one.
Amy
Well, Red Rocks would be my location because I've never gone, and it's. I want to.
Bobby Bones
What dead artist would you want to see there?
Amy
Dead?
Bobby Bones
Oh, you can pick any artist. Oh, you're gonna pick someone alive?
Amy
Well, okay.
Geico Gecko
Go.
Bobby Bones
Let it rip.
Amy
But who dead am I? Who dead do I love?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. Who alive do you love?
Amy
George Straight.
Bobby Bones
George Straight at Red Rocks. Fair enough.
Amy
With my sister.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well, you. Now you're adding. She's like, with Jesus.
Amy
Hey, well, that's who I want to be there with.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
That would be epic.
Bobby Bones
Any artist, dead or alive. Eddie.
Eddie
Oh, mine's easy.
Bobby Bones
Elvis.
Eddie
And I want to see him in Vegas.
Bobby Bones
Oh, at, like, one of the old casinos.
Eddie
Old places that he used to play. Yeah, that's what I want to see.
Bobby Bones
That's pretty cool. Lunchbox. Do you have anything in mind?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I'd like to see Tina Turner. And I'm gonna go to the Coliseum.
Bobby Bones
The one in Vegas or the one in Rome?
Lunchbox
The road in Rome. I don't know anything about it, but it's like. It's a big part of history, so they might have had concerts there. So let's bring Tina Turner there.
Amy
Okay, that'd be cool.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna go. The Beastie Boys. I don't know. On Mars. Oh, that's great.
Amy
Actual Location?
Bobby Bones
He picked the Coliseum.
Amy
He could get there.
Bobby Bones
Well, you said we. I didn't. I was just gonna pick somebody without doing the venue.
Amy
Well, I want to know what venue you'd actually pick that exists. I mean, I know Mars exists, but, like, we don't. We don't go there.
Bobby Bones
Are you a planet doubter?
Amy
No, no, I'm clarifying. It exists. Maybe. And you'd have to be suited up and.
Bobby Bones
Okay, Beastie Boys. Got it. Beastie Boys at Magic Springs Theme park in Hot Springs, Arkansas. The home, my first ever concert that's doable. Where I saw Diamond Rio. Yeah, because they're not alive. Well, not all of them. So they don't perform together. But I think that would be really cool.
Amy
Have all of y' all been to Red Rocks?
Bobby Bones
I've never been.
Eddie
Never been what? Nope.
Amy
Dang.
Eddie
We should go see George Strait.
Amy
I don't care. We should go. Like, let's pick a show.
Eddie
Let's go Amy. What are you talking about?
Bobby Bones
Amy just wants to do anything.
Amy
I think that would be a cool experience for us to all go.
Bobby Bones
You know, they have that app, Bumble, where you can find friends.
Eddie
What if you need friends, Amy?
Amy
I have friends. Y' all are them.
Bobby Bones
All right, Bones, there's a whole story about telling your relatives how much money you make. Now, this is not your husband. It's not even your kids, but, like, telling your relatives. Have you guys ever shared with your relatives how much money you make?
Eddie
No.
Amy
No.
Eddie
No chance.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox. What about you?
Lunchbox
Not a chance in the world. Nobody knows. My wife doesn't know.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that part's weird.
Amy
Yeah, because you would think your partner knows.
Bobby Bones
But the whole story comes from Money magazine. It says 2 out of 10 people tell their relatives how much money they make and have experts say it's best to keep it in house, though, because it can create jealousy. It can also lend family members asking for loans. I. Caitlyn's parents know how much money I make. What?
Amy
I don't know. That. That's. That weird.
Lunchbox
Oh, my God, Amy.
Amy
No, because just knowing Caitlyn's parents, like, I think it's fine. They're not gonna be weird about it.
Bobby Bones
Well, they're not weird about it.
Amy
I know. That's what I mean. So that's why I think you make that decision of, like, if they were a little shady or weird, you probably not tell. You they would never know, and you would tell Caitlyn.
Eddie
You can't you tell them you told them.
Bobby Bones
Who else would tell them?
Eddie
Your wife?
Amy
Wait, you told them?
Bobby Bones
Or she told them she would never tell them.
Amy
Why'd you tell them?
Bobby Bones
I don't think I ever. I just declared it.
Amy
They asked.
Bobby Bones
No, I think it had to come up somehow in conversation.
Amy
Yeah. So we're like, maybe they were questioning your ability to care, and you're like, no, I'm good.
Bobby Bones
This is later. I would never do it. I. I did when I met Caitlin's dad for the first time, who's now my father in law. I didn't say anything like that. I did, though, say you have. You don't have to worry. I have no debt. I didn't say how much money I made, but I was like, I have no debt. I felt like that was the biggest selling point about me. I was like, hey, I think. I think your daughter's awesome and I have no debt.
Eddie
Yeah, it's a big deal.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I think it just came. I think it just came up at some point, and I'm not sure, but I. I don't have any. I don't. I share with them. I don't care. But that's weird. That's weird.
Amy
Well, so wait.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Amy
To clarify, you tell them how much you make or you tell them how much you have? Because there's a difference.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, there's a difference. Probably what I make a year.
Eddie
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's different. That's different.
Bobby Bones
Why are you stammering?
Amy
I don't know. With you, it's different.
Bobby Bones
But you guys don't tell anybody that.
Eddie
No, but you know what, though? I feel like I should because all my relatives think I'm so rich, and I want to tell them the real story. Like, I don't have money, guys.
Amy
When you say relatives, though, are you talking about, like, siblings and cousins?
Bobby Bones
It could be anybody that doesn't live in the house with you.
Amy
So not. Okay, so just at a family gathering, you would be like, yeah, so here's how much I make, or here's how much I have.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I would come up probably organically, but, yeah, that's what's up. The lunchbox didn't tell his wife. Weird. Which. Yeah. Which is bizarre, too.
Guest
Bones.
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Bobby Bones
so yesterday your son had state track. So you guys drove over to the University of Tennessee. They got to run on the campus. It was pretty awesome.
Amy
Yeah, it was really cool. Long day, you know, but that's track.
Bobby Bones
I feel like every time you talk about the track meets, it's a long day.
Amy
Yeah, that's what. And I feel like I don't know what it is. And my ex husband and I were there together looking at each other like, when are we going to learn? When are we going to learn? Why are we not like these other awesome track parents that bring umbrellas from the sun? Because it was 90 degrees, sun is blazing and people have got their umbrellas, their face fans, their spritzer fans. They are. They've got their cool earth back there. And we roll in nothing when you get there. That's our first time to state, to be fair. But track meets are always long, so
Bobby Bones
we should know how long until Stevenson ran.
Amy
Oh, hours. Oh, it's always. But it's always ours.
Bobby Bones
Are you waiting that. It could be any minute though. So why don't you just go somewhere else for a while?
Amy
Well, I kept thinking that like any minute there. Well, I got there a little later than my ex husband because again, he didn't want to ride together. But we hung out together the whole time we were there. I was like, make it make sense. So then we were. He's sitting in the bleachers in the blazing sun and I'm like. Which he was sitting coincidentally next to some listeners. So I got to meet them. Shout out. They had a niece there running. And then I was like, we got to get out of this sun. So we, we go over to the shade and we're like, okay, it's about to happen. It's about to happen. From that moment, if it's about to happen, it was at least another hour and 20 minutes.
Bobby Bones
And he was running the four by 800. So there were four people and they each had to run two laps.
Amy
Correct.
Tammy
And.
Amy
But There's.
Bobby Bones
Was it a whole different competition? Like, level competition?
Amy
Yeah. And I don't know what it was. I mean, the boys did great. Like, I was really proud of them, but they were seven seconds slower than their best time as a. As a team. So each one of them was a couple seconds off. They finished fourth in the state.
Bobby Bones
So that's good.
Eddie
Still pretty good.
Amy
That's great.
Bobby Bones
And he's what grade?
Amy
8th grade.
Bobby Bones
So he gets to run in junior high again next year?
Amy
No, he's going to high school.
Bobby Bones
Is ninth grade my school? Yeah, ninth?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Our school is totally different. Small school.
Amy
So I. Yeah, they were sort of like when they got fourth place and they were a little bummed about it. They're like, onward, we're going to high school.
Bobby Bones
So ninth grade, you're running against seniors.
Amy
No, he's in eighth grade.
Bobby Bones
No, next year.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah, you can if you run varsity.
Bobby Bones
But is there not like a junior varsity?
Amy
Well, there may be. I don't know what team he's going to make yet.
Bobby Bones
Like Mountain Pine here we had two buildings. One was at the bottom of the hill, one was at the top of the hill. That was our whole school.
Amy
So were you single, a, double A or aaa? Okay, so see, that's what was taking so long too.
Bobby Bones
Was that all us small school kids that you guys made fun of?
Amy
No, I'm all about it. That's fine. But there was, you know, the 4 by 800 starting. Well, the girls go first, which is fine, but it was like, how many heats for the single A, double A, then triple A. And it was like, okay, finally.
Bobby Bones
How did he feel about finishing fourth?
Amy
He had a great time. He was a little bummed that they were all. He wanted to be faster. And I. Who knows what it was if it was the heat or I don't know what causes them. They. They did switch up the order. This is the first time they ever ran in that order.
Bobby Bones
Why would they switch up the order?
Amy
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Championship.
Amy
We have to trust what the coach was thinking.
Bobby Bones
I don't. I don't TR to coach. Not now.
Eddie
Doesn't sound like the right move.
Bobby Bones
Nope. I'm going to be couch coach.
Amy
Yeah. And none of the boy. All four of the boys. They were all. Apparently one of the other dads is saying that they were all like, I don't want to be fourth.
Bobby Bones
I don't.
Amy
Nobody wants to be fourth. Like, because there's a lot of pressure on the fourth. So Stevenson was second. He's normally first. And then they moved Him. And so he was like, yeah, shoot, why'd we switch up the order? But, oh, well, they did great. I was proud of him.
Bobby Bones
That's fun. When'd you get home?
Amy
About 7pm I think.
Bobby Bones
Did you guys stop and eat on the way back?
Amy
I just stopped at BUC EE's.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Yeah, I was alone.
Bobby Bones
No. That count? Oh, you were alone. So he rode up there with you, but back with his dad?
Amy
No, he was with his dad.
Bobby Bones
He rode up with his dad and back with his dad.
Amy
It's his dad's week.
Eddie
So you were alone the whole time?
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
So you drove what, three.
Amy
Almost three hours there, Three hours back.
Bobby Bones
Three hours back alone. But you could have shared Stevenson from one of the trips and just dropped him back off with his dad, right?
Amy
No, it was his week. And honestly, I didn't mind. Then again, Steven said to be there a little bit earlier. I didn't get there too far behind them, but.
Bobby Bones
But the way back, justice for Amy had to stop at Bucky's by herself. Going in, listening to a sad song.
Amy
I listened to a book on tape. I still call it a book on tape, even though I downloaded on audible on tape.
Bobby Bones
Ah, got it. Old school. Well, glad. Glad that it worked out.
Amy
Yeah, it was great.
Bobby Bones
Good experience.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I feel worse for you than I do Stevenson. She had to go ask for beaver nuggets for one. I want to go over and talk to Tammy, who is in El Paso. Hey, Tammy. Good morning.
Tammy
Good morning, everyone.
Bobby Bones
What's happening?
Tammy
What's happening? I've been listening to your show this morning. In three hours. Come on, dude, go take those courses. I went back to school and got my degree. 40 years old. After being done with school at 18, never wanting to step foot into a classroom, I went to the military, served my country for nine years. When I got out, I decided, you know, there's more to life than just maintenance work. So I went to school and got my degree in electronic engineering.
Bobby Bones
Well, lunchbox is three hours short, and I think he's gonna die that way. And he's okay with that?
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, I'm okay with that. Because you went back and bettered your life. You got an electronic engineering, whatever the heck that means. So you probably got some fancy job. Now, me, if I go back, I'm not gonna get a different job. Like, my job is set. I'm here. Like, going to get that three hours is not gonna improve my life at all.
Amy
What if this job's not here?
Bobby Bones
What if this job's not here? I agree.
Lunchbox
Okay. Well, then I have 20 something years of experience in the workforce, and that's more important than those three hours to an employer.
Bobby Bones
The whole point. If anyone is listening to this and has no idea what we're talking about, we're not even pressuring him anymore. It just. I'm curious as to why he doesn't do one class and then finish his degree. He did all that work, and it's not completed, and it's one class. He could do it very easily online. Just doesn't want to do it. That's fine. Just weird. I just. That's just not. You know, it would drive me crazy. It would drive me crazy. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Maybe at the beginning. Like, maybe in the beginning, I was like, oh, man, I need to finish. I need to finish. But as time went on, I became comfortable with the fact that I proved that I could do it. I set out for something, and then, you know, opportunity landed, and I said, you know what? When it's not, when the iron is hot, you got to strike.
Bobby Bones
He's just cramming a bunch of stuff in. I feel like it's running a marathon, right? And you're doing 26.2, but at 25 and a half, you're like, oh, yeah, I can finish this pretty easily, but I'm gonna go ahead and quit. Like, you know, you can do it, but then you just kind of trail off and don't finish. That's what it feels like to me. But that's okay. You do you. Tammy, that's awesome. I'm so happy that, you know, you found some fulfillment in a different way and you went back as well. That's super cool and probably inspiring to so many.
Tammy
All I hope is people that at least attempt to do their education. I waited a long time, and it took me a lot of time, effort to be able to go back to school and get the degree.
Bobby Bones
Well, I think what you did is awesome. And again, that's inspiring. And I don't think it really has anything to do with what Lunchbox is doing, because he doesn't need to be inspired and doesn't care. Right. You don't need inspiration.
Lunchbox
I don't.
Bobby Bones
You don't give a crap.
Lunchbox
I don't give a crap.
Bobby Bones
That's right. And that's. That's your prerogative.
Lunchbox
That's right. I inspire myself.
Bobby Bones
That's right. All right, Tammy, thank you for the call. We really appreciate that.
Tammy
Thank you. Y' all have a good day.
Bobby Bones
You too. Bye. Bye. That ship where everybody got the hantavirus has now Docked and they're going through and spraying it down, disinfecting it. But the question is, would you ever get on that boat later? Like if there was an amazing cruise and again that's not a real cruise ship as we would think a cruise
Amy
ship because it's a very huge large boat.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
I'd say burn it, sink it, do
Bobby Bones
like a Viking funeral, send it out and shoot a big arrow with a flame on it. Boom. So you would not get on it for any reason whatsoever?
Amy
Yeah, I mean if I am, I don't want to know about it.
Bobby Bones
Would you rather.
Amy
Cuz I feel like it just got a little, it's got bad energy. I just don't want to be on it.
Eddie
It's a big discount, right? Like you wouldn't get on a full price.
Bobby Bones
Well, the question is, would you rather get on this boat where those people some died and a lot of people got haunted virus, or stay in a hotel room where someone was murdered? Hmm. Oh, you don't have to do either by the way. I'm not making you. It's not a bit I'm gonna turn.
Eddie
But we do have to pick one.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Would you rather go on like a five night cruise on this boat where there was the hantavirus or stay in a hotel room where somebody died, was murdered for one night?
Amy
Well, I mean we might as well play. We have to choose. You might as well make us choose.
Eddie
And it was murdered.
Bobby Bones
No, I was saying I wasn't gonna make you do it. When you pick, I wasn't gonna send you to do the bitch.
Eddie
We're still playing the game.
Amy
Yeah, you're still playing the game, like asking you this. But you don't have to answer.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you have to answer.
Amy
And I was like, well that sounds lame.
Eddie
And it's a murder, right?
Bobby Bones
It's a murder for sure.
Amy
Okay. Put me on the boat for five nights. I don't want to sleep where there was a murder.
Eddie
You murder.
Bobby Bones
Murder night. One night.
Eddie
Murder one night. If I don't sleep, big deal. Dude, I don't want Hana virus. I could die from that.
Bobby Bones
But they're cleaning it.
Eddie
Yeah, but still, what if there's like a little piece left on a doorknob or something?
Bobby Bones
Are you licking that doorknob?
Eddie
I don't want to risk it.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
This is simple. Put me on the boat. Absolutely. They're gonna clean it better than they've ever cleaned anything in the world because they don't want the bad press and so give me the boat.
Eddie
But you're not gonna get murdered in that room.
Lunchbox
Give me the boat.
Amy
Okay. Well, Lunchbox has an experience with ghosts.
Eddie
That's true.
Bobby Bones
I'm going the room.
Amy
You are?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Cause I don't believe things are haunted. And it's a free night at a hotel.
Eddie
Right.
Bobby Bones
Room service.
Eddie
And it's only one night.
Bobby Bones
I just don't believe that things are haunted either.
Amy
Oh, yeah. I don't. I don't think I was worried about Lunchbox as a ghost. I don't think this is a ghost. I just don't want to be where there was a murder.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because, I mean, people died, like, terrible.
Amy
That's not a murder.
Bobby Bones
It is by nature.
Eddie
Oh, murder.
Bobby Bones
Do you see that new strain of Ebola? They do not have any sort of cure for it. They have. No.
Eddie
It's in Africa. Right?
Bobby Bones
Like Uganda, I believe.
Amy
So what's the plan?
Lunchbox
I don't have a plan.
Bobby Bones
You're looking for me for a plan.
Eddie
That's always. That's always the plan.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna play this new song from Ashley McBride. I am such a massive fan of her. She had such a great appearance on this show. I hope you go back to the podcast and listen from last week. Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day.
Lunchbox
This story comes us from Tacoma, Washington. A man was trying to make a letter mural on his wall, and he needed an O. And he's walking by the Tacoma Police Department. He's like, oh, that O would be perfect on my wall. 2:30am so he goes back with a hammer and he starts chipping it off the wall. Only problem is they have cameras. Police inside saw him, came out and arrested him.
Bobby Bones
There are two O's in Tacoma Police Department. Did you guys do that in your head?
Eddie
No, I didn't. I just said police. Oh, and the police.
Amy
Oh, I only. Did the coma. See Tacoma?
Geico Gecko
Yeah.
Eddie
You went there with all the O's.
Bobby Bones
I was like, how many arrows is he looking for? Yeah, that's pretty stupid because sometimes people will do stupid stuff near the police department and they just didn't see it. This guy literally tried to take a letter off the police department. And if somebody's gonna have cameras, it's going to be the police department.
Geico Gecko
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So what are they getting with second
Lunchbox
degree criminal mischief and trespassing?
Bobby Bones
That's a hard one to say.
Lunchbox
Mischief.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. All right. There you go.
Lunchbox
I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones
Bones, do you have a favorite Sheryl
Amy
Crow song, Soak up the Sun.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it's good. I Want to soak up the sun? It's a good one.
Amy
I mean, there's a lot. Every day is a winding road.
Bobby Bones
You can't claim them all. I just wanted to know one, because I'd like to have some, too.
Guest
Okay, cool.
Bobby Bones
That's a good one, though. Every day is a winding road Jam. That's a good one. Mine is gonna feel like hell to Strong Enough tonight.
Amy
Strong enough to be my man?
Bobby Bones
Tears in the. Yeah. This is called Strong enough, though.
Amy
Oh, really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
If we were playing a game, I'd be like, strong enough to be my man.
Bobby Bones
And I'll be like, incorrect. Strong Enough is my favorite. And I was talking to Sheryl Crow on the Bobby cast, and we talked about her getting recognized in public, and I asked her top five Sheryl Crowe songs.
Guest
Best technically or my favorites. My favorite song.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, let's do favorites.
Guest
Okay. I'm gonna do my favorite, which is my favorite mistake. And it's the only song that, when it comes on the radio, I don't turn it off.
Bobby Bones
Do you like how you sound?
Guest
I do, but I don't know. I think it's also how it felt when I wrote it. I don't overanalyze it, criticize it. Whereas other things, I go, gosh, I wish I would have done this or would have done that. Best songs, number two, Redemption Day. Wrote it after I went and played for the troops in Bosnia, came home, wound up writing about, asking questions about, why do we go into the places that we go into to create a presence. When Rwanda was under complete and total genocide, we were in Bosnia defending, you know, our oil. And then Johnny Cash recorded it. So that was. That's really the one you should check out if you're gonna listen to it, if it makes you happy. That was the result of my first record being huge and my second record, people going, well, she doesn't even write her own songs. So I was like, oh, really? Let me just hear. And then Every Day is Winding Road. I would say that one that was the result of a really good friend of mine who was in Crowded House, killing himself and feeling too close to home. So I wrote that song. And then it wound up actually, strangely, having a lot of different lives, particularly through Covid. And then the last one, I would
Tammy
say,
Guest
gosh, maybe I Shall Believe. That's my faith song.
Bobby Bones
Strong enough to make it. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Not really.
Guest
I love the song. I love playing it. But then I. Sometimes I go, maybe I should have done this or I should have done that. But, yeah, I Do love it. I always tell people I've been engaged three times. I never got married, so I've never been divorced, so I have all my money still.
Bobby Bones
Do you play all the hits?
Guest
We play all the hits. Yes, definitely. And we are very, very blessed because honestly, with the climate it is now and people making their own playlists and stuff, I don't know how you do it, but for us, we have, you know, about 14 songs that generationally, people know, and I do not take it for granted. So we are happy to play them.
Bobby Bones
I did an interview.
Guest
Okay.
Bobby Bones
My top 10 favorite artists of all time, and it was in no order. You're one of my top 10 favorite artists of all time.
Guest
I'm one of yours.
Amy
You're kidding me.
Bobby Bones
I'm not making that up either. Yeah.
Guest
So thank you. That is okay. I have to tell you, I'm going through the mall the other day on a Sunday looking like crap, which I never put on makeup. I'm walking with my 15 year old. An older couple walks by and he said he heard him say, I think that's Sheryl Crow. And he said, mom, did you hear that? And I said, no. And he goes, I think they thought that was you. And I was like, oh, really? And I could see him thinking, and he's like, so when you were like, like when you were like, really happening, were you like, were you like the Taylor Swift? I was like, oh, my God. I was like, so much bigger than her. It's just funny, you know.
Bobby Bones
They have no idea.
Guest
Thank you. I'm very touched. That's very. That's very co.
Bobby Bones
If you want to hear that full interview with Cheryl Crow, it is up on the Bobby cast today. It was amazing. Just go search for the Bobby cast on Netflix or if you listen to the podcast, go search for the Bobby cast on podcast and hit subscribe. That will be awesome. Hope you guys have a great rest of the day. Thank you for being a part of the show. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry Scuba Steve executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Living with a rare autoimmune condition brings uncertainty, but it can also create community. In season six of Untold Stories, life with a severe autoimmune condition, they go beyond MG and cidp. As host Martine Hackett welcomes stories from other conditions like Myositis and Igan into the conversation. Untold Stories is produced by Ruby Studio in partnership with Argenics. Listen to Untold Stories life with a severe autoimmune condition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Episode: TUES PT 1: Bobby's In-Laws Know His Salary + Amy's Son Ran State + Bobby Feud: Best Hair In Country Music
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Main Cast: Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Morgan
This lively episode is packed with signature blend of humorous banter, relatable anecdotes, and quirky debates. The cast dives into everything from accidental discoveries in beverages to family transparency about money, Amy’s son’s state track run, and a spirited game of “Bobby Feud” to crown the best hair in country music. Also featured is a heartfelt call-in from a listener about finishing a college degree later in life, and the team fields entertaining voicemails and listener questions.
[06:25] Onward
“Added warmth is because of my wife. I think she’s changed that habit of me.” (06:51)
“It would lead to more curiosity of like, let’s figure that out and we don’t have to always know.” (08:00)
“Why are we making complete stops in neighborhoods where there are no cars around? It’s a waste of time.” (08:45)
“It's like your goodbye, like, after the game… feels weird, but you’re trying to encourage them to be safe out there.” (09:40)
[02:23] — [05:28]
“I would think if there was a rat in a monster energy drink, that monster energy would end up eating the rat before the rat could actually come out of the can.” —Bobby (03:44)
“The grandma pushed, blocked, punched, bit, yelled for police, and just continued to fight him until he gave himself up.” —Bobby (05:08)
[10:30] — [13:19]
“He did so much work, and then it’s not completed, and it’s one class.” —Bobby (46:32; about Lunchbox, but fits the theme of incomplete logic)
“You always say—that’s why you have to stay consistent. I’m glad he did because it paid off.” —Lunchbox (12:49)
[13:24] — [20:54]
“The braids.” (15:52)
[24:13] — [27:55]
“At 36 years old, I walked across the stage and graduated.” —Kaylee (24:22)
“You act like I quit just to quit. No, I started a career... I answered that opportunity. And here we are, smash cut a lot of years later. And it has worked out for me.” (25:48)
[28:53] — [30:53]
[31:13] — [33:31]
[33:41] — [36:40]
“Caitlyn’s parents know how much money I make.” —Bobby (34:30)
“I think you make that decision... If they were a little shady or weird, you’d probably not tell.”
[40:28] — [44:59]
[48:20] — [50:59]
[53:04] — [56:17]
“Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen at the beach? Because they peel.” —Amy (28:43)
On risk of “rat in a can” stories:
“Now you need to go to the doctor.” —Amy (03:13)
On habit changes:
“Even if you’re not trying to be warm, [a cold text] can be really cold.” —Bobby (06:52)
On not finishing college:
“You did so much work, and then it’s not completed, and it’s one class.” —Bobby about Lunchbox (46:32)
On marathon metaphor:
“He ran a marathon and right as he’s about to run through the ribbon, he’s like, ‘why? I’m gonna walk off to the side and get a burger.’” —Bobby (25:23)
The episode is a quintessential Bobby Bones Show – playful, fast-paced, down-to-earth, but thoughtful when it counts. Cast jabs are good-natured, and the stories are relatable, with lots of laughs, side-tangents, and warm camaraderie.