TUES PT 1: Does Lunchbox FINALLY Give Us Our Money?! + Top 5 Heists In U.S. History + Our Worst Jobs Ever!

Summary

Podcast Title: The Bobby Bones Show
Host/Author: Premiere Networks
Episode: TUES PT 1: Does Lunchbox FINALLY Give Us Our Money?! + Top 5 Heists In U.S. History + Our Worst Jobs Ever!
Release Date: May 20, 2025

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Introduction

In this lively episode of The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones along with his co-hosts Lunchbox, Amy, and Eddie dive into several engaging topics. The episode centers around a pressing financial dispute with Lunchbox, a countdown of the top five unsolved heists in U.S. history, and a humorous discussion about their worst jobs ever. Throughout the episode, Bobby integrates interactive segments, guest stories, and entertaining banter that keeps listeners hooked.

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Segment 1: Does Lunchbox FINALLY Give Us Our Money?!

Overview: The episode opens with a tense yet humorous confrontation regarding a two-year-long financial dispute involving Lunchbox. Bobby Bones and his team had invested $85 each in purchasing a pallet of returned Amazon items, expecting to sell them individually for profit. However, Lunchbox failed to distribute the money as promised, leading to frustration among the hosts.

Key Points:

• The Dispute: Two years prior, the hosts invested in a pallet of returned items, anticipating a profitable venture. Lunchbox was responsible for managing and distributing the earnings.
• The Issue: Initially, Lunchbox presented envelopes containing the profits but was short by one envelope, leading the hosts to refuse to open the distribution until the missing money was accounted for.
• Today's Promise: Lunchbox promises to distribute the money fully, with Bobby Bones expressing skepticism and the need for accountability.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Bones [04:11]: “I just lost one. It didn't matter. I didn't have names on him. It was just one.”
• Lunchbox [06:05]: “He [Lunchbox] owes us all a bunch of money.”

Resolution: During the episode, Lunchbox returns with the money, albeit with discrepancies. Bobby discovers a shortfall of $9, sparking further debate about the fairness and accuracy of the distribution. The hosts humorously critique the business practices and ultimately decide against future collaborations, emphasizing the importance of trust and transparency in business dealings.

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Segment 2: Top 5 Heists In U.S. History

Overview: Shifting gears from financial woes, the hosts delve into a captivating countdown of the top five most notorious unsolved heists in U.S. history. Each heist is meticulously detailed, highlighting the audacity, scale, and mystery that still shroud these criminal endeavors.

Top 5 Heists:

1. 1950 Brinks Robbery

   • Details: A team of 11 robbers dressed in bank uniforms and masks stole $3 million from the Brinks building.
   • Outcome: The robbers were never found, and the money was never recovered.
   • Bobby's Insight [59:58]: “If I went back in time, I'd be the greatest robber, serial killer.”

2. 1972 United California Bank Heist

   • Details: Robbers flew in from Ohio and stole $12 million from Nixon's campaign funds.
   • Outcome: The case remains unsolved, with speculation about high-profile involvement.
   • Amy's Commentary [60:32]: “Inside job.”

3. 1972 Pierre Hotel Heist

   • Details: Armed men took hostages and stole $28 million in cash, bonds, and jewelry.
   • Outcome: The robbers, likely linked to organized crime, were never caught.

4. 1992 Stardust Casino Heist

   • Details: Bill Brennan, a casino cashier, stole half a million dollars in chips from the Stardust Casino.
   • Outcome: He remains one of the FBI's most wanted fugitives, with the stolen assets never fully recovered.
   • Bobby's Reaction [61:00]: “He doesn’t have to chase big brother.”

5. 1990 Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum Heist

   • Details: Two individuals disguised as police officers stole 13 priceless artworks worth over half a billion dollars.
   • Outcome: The art has never been recovered, and the case remains the largest art theft in history.
   • Lunchbox’s Remark [62:51]: “Degas did it himself. That was so inside.”

Notable Quotes:

• Eddie [61:33]: “He runs around barefoot and doesn't use a lot of Wi-Fi.”
• Bobby Bones [63:05]: “I think if I were doing it by myself, I could break into houses and steal.”

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Segment 3: Our Worst Jobs Ever!

Overview: In this humorous yet relatable segment, the hosts share their experiences with jobs they dubbed "the worst," providing laughs and insights into the challenges of various occupations.

Key Points:

• Bobby Bones:

  • Worst Job: Washing dishes in a restaurant.
  • Experience: Disgusting, wet, and monetarily unrewarding, despite eventual promotion to busboy and waiter.
  • Quote [20:02]: “I hated washing dishes because there was just food everywhere.”

• Lunchbox:

  • Worst Job: Working at a weight loss clinic, where weighing clients was emotionally taxing.
  • Experience: Handling clients' emotional responses to weight fluctuations.
  • Quote [24:25]: “I would definitely not work at a place like that again.”

• Eddie:

  • Worst Job: Assisting in construction cleanup, throwing wood into dumpsters under the Texas heat.
  • Experience: Miserable, sporadic work schedule.
  • Quote [25:08]: “It was terrible. It wasn't a full-time job.”

Listener-Submitted Worst Jobs:

• Social Worker: Dealing with death and challenging sanitary conditions.
• Certified Nurse Assistant in a Nursing Home: Emotional strain and unpleasant bathroom duties.
• Truck Driver: Loneliness and safety concerns.
• Pharmacy Technician: Boredom and monotonous tasks.
• Roofers, Retail Workers, Call Center Agents, Telemarketers: Various challenges from physical strain to repetitive, stressful interactions.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Bones [21:33]: “People pay no attention to 18-wheelers. One wrong move, and lives could be lost.”
• Amy [22:43]: “We loved all chilling together, joking around, but then we got in trouble for swearing.”

Conclusion: The segment underscores the value of understanding and respecting the hard work involved in these roles. The hosts advocate for experiencing such jobs to gain perspective and empathy, despite their humorous recounting of the misery associated with them.

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Conclusion

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully balances lighthearted banter with meaningful discussions. The tension over the unresolved financial dispute with Lunchbox sets the stage for engaging interpersonal dynamics, while the historical exploration of infamous heists captivates listeners with tales of audacity and mystery. The comedic relief provided by sharing worst job experiences adds a relatable and entertaining layer to the show. Bobby Bones and his co-hosts deliver an episode rich with humor, suspense, and insightful commentary, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.

Overall Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Bones [47:05]: “Everything's a learning lesson. Don't get into business with lunch.”
• Amy [73:10]: “He's doing really well. I told him.”

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Note: Timestamps in the quotes correspond to the transcript provided and are included to highlight key moments within the episode.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

Transmitting across America.

[Bobby Bones]

This is the Bobby Bone Show. Let's go. Welcome to Tuesday's show. Morning, Studio.

[Amy]

Morning.

[Bobby Bones]

A voicemail from last night. Did I miss Lunchbox paying y' all.

[Lunchbox]

Back for the palate?

[Bobby Bones]

Enough is enough. Lunchbox. You need to get that money back. Yeah. Yeah. So yesterday on the show, Lunchbox brought money in for everybody in an envelope. Well, a piece of paper that was stapled. It wasn't even an envelope, and it was full of a fat stack of whatever was in there. And before we opened it, he was short one pack. So we said, if we all don't get it, we're not opening it. It's how friends negotiated their last contract, and they all got a million an episode, so we're hoping for a million each. So he lost Scubas or you just lost one?

[Eddie]

I just lost one. It didn't matter. I didn't have names on him. It was just one.

[Bobby Bones]

So today he's got to give us all of them. And we will open it, we will count our money, and then he will give us the reason that he couldn't give us our money for two years.

[Eddie]

And what are you gonna do?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, two years.

[Amy]

He says we're gonna be like, oh, okay, we get it.

[Bobby Bones]

That's later this morning. I will not be like, okay, we get it.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But here is the next one. I have to stand up for lunch for a second.

[Lunchbox]

I don't like him.

[Bobby Bones]

I really don't.

[Lunchbox]

He drives me insane.

[Bobby Bones]

But with the palette. Has Mike given you guys any money for the Disney cards? So that's a great question. Those were long term investments. Abby bought these crazy bottles. Mike bought Disney cards. When we bought the pallet, we were to start selling immediately because those were not investments. Those were a bunch of returns from Amazon that you buy not knowing what's in the pallet, and you start selling immediately to make more money for parts than you spent on the whole thing. So, no. And as a matter of fact, I don't want Mike selling the Disney cards yet. And I don't want Abby selling the bottles yet, because those are like fine wine. Those need to age to make more money. The pallet does not. That was rope. The pallet was like hair curlers, toilet seats, irons, a pelican box. Yes. So that stuff does not appreciate in value.

[Eddie]

£100 of rope.

[Bobby Bones]

Where? The £100 of rope was huge.

[Eddie]

They sold for 100 bucks.

[Bobby Bones]

So Abby and Mike's have not sold yet, but we haven't even thought about them selling yet. Anything to say? They've already gone up like a hundred bucks of what we paid for it. So they're gaining value. We're gaining. This is a stock, so. Yes, that's why.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But later on this morning, lunchbox will, unless the blank hits the fan yet again, give us all our money. Okay.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Give me my money. And if we don't have our money.

[Amy]

Today, he gets his knees broken.

[Bobby Bones]

Something happens, bad. It's got to happen. I don't know what it is, but something bad has to happen today.

[Lunchbox]

Well, aren't we.

[Bobby Bones]

Are we?

[Lunchbox]

What then? We're. I mean, he's. He's ultimately just going to lose out on anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Future wise, you know what it is? He doesn't get any money.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Amy]

So what happens to all the stuff?

[Bobby Bones]

Or we fire him. Fire. Okay. Later on this morning, we will find out if he found that money and has given it back to us.

[Eddie]

It's the anonymous inbox.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a question to be had. Hello, Bobby. Bones, my friend, was broken up with six months ago. They were together two years. I was supportive in the beginning, dropped everything to be there for her when it happened. But she has continued a shame spiral over their breakup. I think there's a time and a place to tell someone. You just need to get over it. If you're still complaining and whining about a Breakup six months later. Don't you think it's time to just get over it? Nowadays it's tough to tell someone to get over it without coming off as super insensitive. Can I just tell her get over it? How do I say that without sounding like a jerk? Signed, best friend got dumped. Well, first of all, everybody has their own timetable. And second of all, she's not gonna get over something she still ain't over. That's what it is to me. She's still in love with it. Dude, she ain't gonna get over something she's not over. And you don't stay that hung up if you're not still hanging. So I think more so than get over it, it's, well, you don't owe her anything, but she's not going to get over it. You kind of have to get on it. Let me just do that. You know what I mean?

[Lunchbox]

You mean get back on the horse?

[Bobby Bones]

Not even on the horse. Unlike, she needs to get back with the dude. I think she needs to. Maybe the friend doesn't realize why she's not over it because she's still like in love with the guy.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And like, that's something else to work through other than just getting over it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Maybe you just don't use the words like, hey, get over it. Can it be more like, hey, I think it's time we start making some moves in a different direction and that's fine. How can I support you in that?

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's not that she. I think it's, she's still in love with that dude. I think that's the talk. I think the talk is, hey, obviously you're not getting over it because you're not over it. Let's talk about why. And then also give her like 10 reasons the guy sucked.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's good list.

[Bobby Bones]

Because a lot of times you romanticize history.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's why people are always like the good old days, when actually they were just as crappy as they are now, but you're just not in them anymore. And we're only remembering the really good things.

[Lunchbox]

The rose colored glasses.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. So instead of just saying, get over it, get over it, get over it. I would try to have. If you're a real friend to talk about, hey, why aren't you able to move on? Don't say get over it. Like, why aren't you able to move on fully, do you think? And then you be the person that has the ability to identify the toxic factors and the bad reasons, or if she was toxic to friend. It's. Hey, this is never going to happen again. There's almost like a morning period that needs to happen. Even if you're the reason it sucks. But, yeah, you can't just say, get over it. Mm.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe she needs to encourage her. I saw this thing online from a neuroscientist about how you need to do a breakup detox. Maybe she hasn't fully done that or shock therapy.

[Amy]

Either one.

[Bobby Bones]

Anyone shock the crap out of her like five times? Yeah, it's. It's just different than what you're emailing us about because she. That's like telling. For me. It's like telling my wife to relax. She ain't never gonna relax if I say relax, right? I'm like, relax. She's never once been like, okay, ah, yeah, cool.

[Lunchbox]

No problem.

[Bobby Bones]

Same with telling somebody. Get over it. They're never just gonna get over it because you that. So it's time to change up how you communicate about it. She needs to get under it. How about that?

[Amy]

It's good.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. All right, close it up. Did you watch a documentary on that guy that ate all the liver?

[Lunchbox]

The Liver King?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, what did he just. Raw liver all the time.

[Lunchbox]

Raw everything. Raw liver, raw testicles from a cow.

[Bobby Bones]

So it was the Liver King, but he ate all raw meat.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So he lives an ancestral lifestyle and.

[Bobby Bones]

Ancestral.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's where you eat, like, sometimes I get this ancestral meat that's like ground beef, but it has ground up heart, liver, something else in it. Because that stuff's supposed to be good for you, but I think he's like full on ancestral, so he. He like runs around barefoot and like, doesn't like a lot of wi fi A lot. I mean, he's on Instagram, so he's got to have it now really ripped. Really ripped. So. So for years, like, Joe Rogan even was talked about him at some point. There's a clip of Joe talking about it in the documentary, but he's like, there's no way. This guy's natural. Like, you don't have a natural physique like that.

[Bobby Bones]

I agree.

[Lunchbox]

Unless you're taking something. And he adamantly swears he did not take anything. Now, this is part of the Untold series, so it's Untold the Liver King. And I had never heard anything about him. And so the whole time I'm watching, I'm like, well, so did he do steroids or not?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I just think, did he actually only eat that because there are influencers who've Been busted for being like, oh, choose to eat healthy. But they're all doing Ozempic at the same time. And then they get busted and it's like, okay, you guys are full frauds. And I'm not saying this guy's a full fraud.

[Lunchbox]

Well, he built an entire supplement company, like you know, bottling up liver. Yeah. Like people can take capsules. Like his, his, his kids. He's got these two boys and all they do is like work out and eat eggs.

[Bobby Bones]

And they're all raw though.

[Lunchbox]

Drink eggs.

[Bobby Bones]

The meat's raw.

[Lunchbox]

The meats are raw.

[Amy]

They don't cook any of it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no. I mean, I've seen the guy though.

[Lunchbox]

Eats a. I don't know if they cook some things, but he has a chef. Like he was making so much. Well, to cut it all up, I.

[Bobby Bones]

Guess that's called a butcher.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he's an interesting person.

[Bobby Bones]

He just. Guys, he's so ripped. He's so like, his muscles are so dense.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And he, he walks around with like heavy chains to work out and like will like tow a truck with his body. I mean, his friends are in the back helping him push a little bit. But like then they do stupid stunts with guns where they like shoot stuff. Stuff like.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. This guy is very interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

Sure. It's ancestral. Not ancestral, cuz ancestors like your ancestors. Yeah, but ancestral is like you're doing with your cousins.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, no, no, he. It's ancestral.

[Bobby Bones]

So ancestral meat isn't a formally defined scientific term, but it's often used in health and nutrition circles, especially those focused on Paleo inspired lifestyles. Nutrient dense cuts traditionally eaten by early humans. Organ meats like liver, heart, kidney and spleen. These were often prized by hunter gatherer societies because of their dense nutrient content. Whole animal philosophy. Rather than just eating the muscle, ancestral meat advocates to promote nose to tail eating. Honoring the entire animal.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he'll eat tongue too.

[Amy]

We've been doing that for years.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. Like poor people and Mexicans, not the same. I guess there are some poor Mexicans.

[Amy]

Yeah, but, but I mean, Mexicans. My dad used to say we eat the cow inside out. Like that's how we.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to make sure. I wasn't saying poor people are Mexicans. I'm saying I was poor. And Eddie's Mexican, right?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, right.

[Bobby Bones]

We used to eat tongue.

[Lunchbox]

Like he would hold it. He just hold up. He'd be like, time for me to eat the tongue. And then he'd take it. I don't know, he just was take A bite. That's why the tongue. And then he. I don't know, he sits on, like, a throne. And then, of course he does. He's the king of the incest ancestor.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, whatever.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

One letter.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, obvious. Some of it's just for show because he knew he. He really, like, dove into his character.

[Bobby Bones]

This is wild ancestral meats equal organ meats plus traditional cuts, plus wild pasture race sourcing, inspired by how humans ate for thousands of years before industrialized food. And I'm sure that that is great and healthy, but the raw, I'd be afraid I was going to get salmonella. And you're saying it's not all raw, but he does some raw?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

They eat raw. And the. In the show you watched.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Like, they would go be on the land and they would kill an animal.

[Bobby Bones]

He would eat it right there. No way.

[Lunchbox]

Open it up. And then he was like, yes. I don't know what body part.

[Eddie]

It doesn't matter.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe it was the testicles. I don't know. They cut open a little sass with a test and then pulled it out. Well, yeah. I give this show one testicle out of five.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you didn't like, I. I didn't. It just, like, wasn't after all that only one out of five.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I like it. I just was sort of, like, weirded out. Like, I was like this. Also, you have to watch it to figure out what happens, because you don't know. Is he steroid free or not? Maybe you do know, because he did.

[Bobby Bones]

Go, I kind of don't care about his body. I mean, you don't? No. His body was ripped. And I'm all, that's huge. If he has steroids, I don't care. It's just him eating raw meat is in living is all that interests me more than is his body natural.

[Lunchbox]

He would catch a fish and then just, like, take a bite.

[Bobby Bones]

That's for video. That's for sure. For Instagram. Right, that's for sure for Instagram. Because if anything, you could catch it, play it. Well, you don't have to play. You can leave the bones in whatever, and you cook it with fire. And that still feels like it'd be caveman.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Huh. I guess sometimes you don't always have access to.

[Bobby Bones]

He also doesn't use the wheel. It hasn't been invented yet in his life. No wheel.

[Lunchbox]

He has a really beautiful house and computers, I'm sure.

[Bobby Bones]

I want to go.

[Lunchbox]

You know what he said at one point that he did Once he got into Instagram and learned about it, and of course he hired a company, they were helping him, like, promote himself and whatnot. But he had these computers set up in, like, his office and he would just loop his videos over and over. And he looked back at the documentary camera and he's like, hey, did you know if you just loop your videos, keep it playing, like, helps the algorithm. He goes, I keep these things playing all day long. Like his own videos. I was like, what?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I don't hate him for that.

[Eddie]

That's more.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I hate him for that. So what's it called again?

[Lunchbox]

Untold. The Liver King.

[Bobby Bones]

What platform?

[Lunchbox]

Netflix. Okay, that's where you can watch all the Untold. My next Untold is going to be the fall of Brett Favre.

[Amy]

Sounds good.

[Bobby Bones]

He's still falling, by the way. I will do mine real quick. I watched and I mentioned that we watched this show live, but I didn't give a review. The Stolen Girl. Dude, it's awesome. It's on Hulu now, but we had to watch it on Freeform. We went and chased down a live finale with commercials. And I'm like, what's happening right now? Why are there commercials? It's called Stolen Girl. I think. I think you'll love it.

[Amy]

What can you say about it?

[Bobby Bones]

A girl gets stolen.

[Amy]

Okay. And that's it.

[Bobby Bones]

And you said it's only a five part series.

[Lunchbox]

It's in another language.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, British.

[Amy]

Oh, no, that's English.

[Bobby Bones]

It ain't the same. Because sometimes you're like, what do they say? I love the Stolen Girl. I would give it four and a half out of five AirBnBs.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

That's all I'm gonna say for now. But you can watch it on Hulu if you have Hulu, or you can rent it on Prime Video. But we have Hulu, so we watched it there. So the Stolen Girl. So Amy gives raw Meat guy one.

[Lunchbox]

Now that I think about it, no, you can't change. I can because I. I guess I would sort it into. I give him two testicles.

[Bobby Bones]

What did you give him initially? One testicle.

[Lunchbox]

Let's just make it two. Since two is typically what everybody comes with.

[Amy]

That's one.

[Bobby Bones]

It's time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good.

[Lunchbox]

So there's this guy in San Antonio, his name's Steven Cash, and he's an Amazon delivery guy. While he's delivering packages, he notices a house. Not even one that he's dropping packages off to. Like their doorbell camera had fallen off. So he Takes time out of his busy day to go over and securely attach the camera back onto, you know, the side of the house. Well, the homeowner, when they saw that video, they're like, this is so nice that he did this for us. So she posted the video on social media. It went viral. Millions of views. And a news station in San Antonio, kab, baby, they're doing this whole thing called Cash for Kindness. And so the anchor there, Ryan Wolf, they tracked Stephen down, brought him on, introduced him to the homeowner. She gave him a big hug and just said, hey, this is a small act of kindness that seems rare these days. And then, boom, they gave him a thousand dollars as part of their Cash for Kindness program.

[Bobby Bones]

I like the program. So the guy went to a house that he wasn't delivering to.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Anybody else find that a little weird?

[Eddie]

I'm like, how did he see the doorbell camera?

[Lunchbox]

Well, it's. He's delivering next door, but you.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no. I'm not saying that's fishy. I just. It's just weird that you would see that down and then go up to it if you weren't even there. Yeah, no, I. Listen, I'm. That's super kind. Hey, how about that? That's even kinder than kind. That's super kind. I just thought that was a weird part of the story where he goes to a house that he wasn't even at.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Hey, this is just like paying attention to your surroundings and being helpful wherever you can.

[Eddie]

I'm gonna start creeping on other doors.

[Amy]

No, don't do that.

[Lunchbox]

What? To be helpful.

[Eddie]

Not looking for something good to do. Oh, yeah. Is there anything.

[Bobby Bones]

There's no Cash for Kindness program here. Okay.

[Amy]

They're a little weird, but still cool.

[Bobby Bones]

But still good.

[Lunchbox]

That didn't stand out to me as weird. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Did a small camera hanging down probably are falling on the front porch of a house that you weren't at? You notice that you go up to. I'm glad he did it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, me too.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's all. I just stuck out. That's all I'm saying.

[Lunchbox]

This is what it's all about.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. I have the worst jobs people say they'll never do again because they did it once. I'll give you my worst job ever. It was washing dishes at a restaurant. And I knew when I went to wash dishes that I would soon hopefully get to move from dishwasher to busboy to waiter. And I did, and I Moved rather quickly. I hated washing dishes because there was just food everywhere. It was disgusting. You were wet all day. I would want everybody to have to wash dishes. You ever see Billy Madison?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So in that he has to go all the way back to school at kindergarten, first grade, second grade, all the way up. You don't remember that part? No, I think that's a part of that. If I could send everybody in America through a class. You wash dishes. You do, like, maintenance. Like, lawn yard. I did maintenance at a golf course. You wait tables because you learn what it's like to serve. You work retail. Because I worked retail at Hobby Lobby. Like, I think that gave me more perspective than anything else. And then you can get back to your old job. But I would, Billy Madison, because you have to do all that crap to understand the crap people are going through every single day that you don't even know.

[Amy]

But what would we do different if we were dishwashers? Yeah, what would I do different?

[Lunchbox]

It's good to understand. And you can, like, have respect for that role.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I think you just have a perspective on the gross jobs you haven't had to do that people are doing. So you can freaking have clean plates at a restaurant. It was awful. So that's my job. Worst job ever. I think everybody should have to do it, though, now. So here are some of they that they put here. Number 10, hanging drywall. Number nine, a certified nurse assistant in a nursing home. Probably because two things. One, people are dying. Oh, and that sucks because you are probably having an occasional. Like, you have a relationship with these people, and they're really old. And then two, all the bathrooms. Yeah, the bathroom stuff, you know. Number eight, a truck driver had my cdl. I'm telling you, ain't for everybody. And again, theirs is different because truck driving, I think, is a very lonely job. I never had that. I drove for a couple days and.

[Lunchbox]

For a TV show.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I was out. But what I'm saying, what I learned by truck driving is that people pay no attention to 18 wheelers. They flip all around them, have no regard for the safety of the truck driver or themselves. Because all it takes is this truck driver. One left pull of the wheel, boom, people are dead. They're just jumping in front of cars. I had eggs in the back of my 18 wheeler, too. You seen the price eggs these days? Probably more expensive now because I ruined eggs in the back of that 18 wheeler. Any kind of sales is at 7. A pharmacy tech is at 6. Data entry because it's so boring. Is it 5? Oh, a roofer did that for two years. That sucked. Well, for one year, I was only tear off and clean up, but for one year is hot. Retails at three, a call center, a telemarketers at two. Raymundo, you did that? Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's brutal.

[Bobby Bones]

What's hard about it? The same calls every single day and the same questions and the same type callers. People that are mad. You never deal with a happy person. That's a good point. Yeah. What would they mostly complain about with you? It would be a UFC fight. They. It was. Sometimes it glitched a little bit. They wanted a refund. So then I had to go in. I had to partially credit their account, which took forever. It was just a waste of time to give him a dollar. So pay per views because you worked at a cable. Yeah, every Monday. It was huge. Ufc, everybody calls it. Hey, it glitched. And a lot of times they were probably making it up. So when you were doing this, would you go into a center or would you answer the phone at your house? No, into the center. People were cool, though. We loved all chilling together, joking around. But then we got in trouble because they said that you could hear other people swearing in the background of other people's calls. So they said, hey, guys, no F words. Number one is social work.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Because they worked in foster care. And they're like, it's bad. Like, sad, but people have to go through. So there you go. Those are the jobs. That's my job, Amy.

[Lunchbox]

Worst job you ever had, probably in college. One summer, I worked at a weight loss clinic. And it was just hard weighing people in, you know, that's tough. It would get real emotional. Listen, because I wasn't a certified count, like, my job was literally, like, when they checked in. This is horrible. I can't even. I've worked at a place like this, but I did. Hey, I earned money for the summer. But they would come in and they would have documented everything they eat, and then they have to get on the scale, and I'd have to weigh them, and then if they went up, they would just feel so. Bad news. No, all I did was have to all. All I had to do was write in the chart, and then they would go meet with a more official counselor type person. But it was sad.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that sucks.

[Lunchbox]

But sometimes they would lose, and we'd celebrate.

[Eddie]

Yeah, with what? Like, what do you do? Like, balloons? Like, how do you celebrate?

[Bobby Bones]

Cheesecake?

[Lunchbox]

No, but they would get real excited, and we'd high five.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, cool.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, so there was that, but I just. I would definitely not work at a place like that again. It probably doesn't even exist anymore.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Amy]

Yeah, Lifegarden sounds cool, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Like, you just sit and watch people swim.

[Bobby Bones]

We got a bunch of saves.

[Amy]

Yeah, I have two and a half saves under my belt. Yeah, but that's not the problem.

[Bobby Bones]

I think your saves went down.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I think they went way down.

[Amy]

No, two and a half.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you have a half a save? The kid that counts as a half.

[Amy]

Oh, that was a double. So I have three total saves, but one. Okay, you're right. It was three total saves.

[Lunchbox]

He doesn't even remember.

[Amy]

What's crazy, though, about lifeguarding is that if you work at a city pool, you have to clean the bathrooms. And so we had rotations of cleaning the bathrooms, and people do not know how to use the bathroom in these places. Oh, dude, that was the worst job ever because we cleaned some nasty bathrooms.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's bad. Okay. Lunchbox man.

[Eddie]

I had some great jobs growing up, but I'd say the worst was my buddy's dad worked for a construction company and they'd build houses, and when they were ready to put it on the market, we would go and clean up all the wood and stuff and just throw it in dumpsters in the Texas heat. That was miserable. It wasn't a full time job. It was like, hey, once a week, you want to come make some money? That was terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, sounds like roof clean off. It's terrible. Just hot. Always sunburnt. All right, well, I still think everybody should wash dishes. Okay. Even though it's my worst, so. Oh, what a bit. All you guys. We get a restaurant. You guys have to wash dishes for a couple hours.

[Eddie]

At my house. I'm good.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no. People you don't know. Yeah, that's gross coming in.

[Lunchbox]

That's different.

[Eddie]

I'm good.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

Oh, well, that's weird.

[Amy]

Extreme.

[Lunchbox]

Odd.

[Bobby Bones]

In China, the crying ritual. The bride starts crying a month before the wedding. Then her mother joins her, then her grandmother, and eventually all female relatives. It's seen as a way to show joy through tears and. And it becomes almost like a performance of layered musical weeping.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

In India, marrying a tree. Okay. If someone is born under a certain astrological sign, they are considered cursed for marriage. The remedy? Marry a tree first. After the ritual, the tree is destroyed and the curse is absorbed by the tree.

[Amy]

I don't hate that one.

[Bobby Bones]

That one. I'm kind of into that one too.

[Eddie]

That's interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Not a big curse believer, but just in case.

[Lunchbox]

Have you ever heard when you're walking, if you're walking with someone, you should always split the tree?

[Bobby Bones]

Or.

[Lunchbox]

Sorry, don't Split the tree.

[Bobby Bones]

Now you confuse me. I know.

[Lunchbox]

Like, you're hiking and there's a tree and you're on a trail. Like, you both have to go to the right or to the left. You can't split it or it's bad luck.

[Bobby Bones]

Did I step on a crack? Break your mom's back?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. I just thing I just learned of it and I didn't know if y'.

[Bobby Bones]

All abided, like one person just say that and then all of a sudden.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't know if that was like. I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't know if y' all heard of it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, never heard of it. Toilet wedding. In Indonesia, after the wedding, the bride and groom aren't allowed to use the bathroom for three days. They're watched closely and given minimal food and drink to help. It's believed this prevents bad luck, divorce, or death of a child.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Lunchbox]

That's impossible.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I don't know how you would go three days without going.

[Lunchbox]

You also.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, trust me. I spent like four years doing that.

[Amy]

Okay, well, yeah, but that wasn't good.

[Bobby Bones]

No, not at all. I got like a colonoscopy and endoscopy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kidnapping the bride from Romani communities. In some Romani cultures, if a man is able to kidnap a woman and keep her for three to five days with her permission of modern variations, they're considered married. So that's actually the marriage. You kidnap them and that sounds like hostage. I'll be honest with you. In America, we call that a hostage situation and you go to jail.

[Amy]

But the bride says, come get me. Like she has to be.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't say anything about that. I don't know.

[Eddie]

As I said, if you're able to keep her, like, who's coming to rescue her?

[Bobby Bones]

It does say with her permission in modern variations. Right. I don't know what that means. Spitting on the bride. In Kenya, the father of the bride spits on her head and chest before she leaves. With her husband, it's a blessing. If he were to wish her well verbally, it might be seen as cursing her. In Germany, breaking dishes. On the eve of the wedding, guests smash porcelain and ceramic items, but never glass. The couple, then cleans it up together as a symbol of teamwork and. And preparing for future obstacles. Now this one I like more than kidnapping.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

This one seems like like us in the west would do. This one. Got a couple more. In India, there's a shoe stealing game. When the groom removes his shoes for a religious ceremony. The bride's family tries to steal them. If successful, the groom must bribe them to get them back.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

That sounds more like a game. Now, in the Philippines, Poland and Mexico, there's a very similar thing that we do in America, the money dance, which is the dollar dance. Guests pin money to the bride and grooms clothes as they dance. It's a symbolic way to help start their life and a good excuse to make it rain on the dance floor.

[Amy]

Yeah, but like, it's kind of creepy though, right?

[Bobby Bones]

When like, I think other cultures would look at that and be like, the, she's dancing and you're putting money in her. That could be seen creepy by other cultures or insulting to give money type thing.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Ten fat farms and Mauritania. In rural parts of Mauritania, girls are sent to fat camps before marriage, as obesity is traditionally associated with beauty and prosperity. The bigger the bride, the more desirable she's considered.

[Eddie]

I'm not moving there.

[Amy]

So they go to get her a little plump.

[Bobby Bones]

I get. Oh, you go to get fatter.

[Amy]

Yeah, I think that's what it is.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Bobby, I'm curious what a fat camp always was.

[Bobby Bones]

You send fat kids there to get skinny.

[Lunchbox]

But then you read that it was.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, but I just heard fat camps. I never thought of other things.

[Amy]

Fat farm.

[Bobby Bones]

You sent them there to get fatter, Plump them up. That's like the greatest church camp ever. I used to go to church camp. We there. They didn't do that in the Congo. Newlyweds must keep a dead serious poker face throughout the wedding ceremony. If they crack even a tiny grin, it's believed to show they aren't taking marriage seriously enough.

[Amy]

Oh, that's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh. So get this. In that country, that Mauritania, it's in Africa. It is crippled by food shortages. So obesity is viewed as a sign of wealth. That's why. Wow. In South Korea, the real challenge comes after the ceremony when the groom's friends tie his ankles together and start whacking his feet with sticks or dried fish. It's meant to be hilarious, but sometimes it's painful. And it's a way to test his toughness before he gets into the toughest part of his life. Be married.

[Amy]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

And then finally, some brides. In China, it's custom to tie the bride up. And again, they talk about crying for an hour every day leading up to the wedding. So it's more the crying, but they tie them up too, boy, like.

[Eddie]

Like a hostage.

[Bobby Bones]

And our weddings are pretty cool. I'll be honest. Yeah. Pretty tamed after seeing all this. Although Fat camp will be fine.

[Lunchbox]

Fat Farm.

[Amy]

Yeah, Fat Farm.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Fat Camp or Fat Farm. Those. Both would be pretty fun. Wow. My mind's kind of blown. How about you guys?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, some of those are bizarre.

[Amy]

Like spitting on your daughter, but okay.

[Bobby Bones]

However.

[Amy]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

You do do this when your kids spit. Spit hand.

[Amy]

And, you know, I've never done that with my kids.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no. Kids do it.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Instead of blood brothers, they just. Yeah. I'm not. It's different culture, you know? I don't want to insult them. Sure. In case they get to hacking. I don't want to hack into my stuff. I'll give you three movies. Tell me the. It was in all three of the movies. For example, Forrest Gump, Castaway, Saving Private Ryan, Tom Hanks. It's an easy one. Miss it, you're out. Amy, ready? Yep. Sherlock Holmes. Tropic Thunder. Iron man.

[Lunchbox]

Robert Downey Jr.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Wow. Amy survives.

[Amy]

That's good.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. The Notebook, Wedding Crashers, Mean Girls.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Hmm. The Notebook. Wedding Crashers, Mean Girls.

[Lunchbox]

Umm.

[Eddie]

Well, I was gonna go with Ryan Gosling, but I don't know about him being in Mean Girls. Lindsay Lohan's not in the Notebook, so it's only that other chick, but I don't even know her name. So we'll go with Ella Fisher.

[Bobby Bones]

Isla Fisher?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's her name.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Amy]

Now, why don't you go Ryan Gosling?

[Eddie]

Because he's not in Mean Girls, but.

[Bobby Bones]

Ella Fisher's not in any of those. At least then you got like a one in a million. It's Rachel McAdams.

[Eddie]

That's her name. I didn't know her name.

[Bobby Bones]

It is her name. That's correct.

[Eddie]

See, that's what I'm saying. I knew it was a chick.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You're dead.

[Eddie]

Yeah. That was fun.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Eddie. Yeah. The Devil Wears Prada. The Princess Diaries, The Dark Knight Rises.

[Amy]

I can see her face.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it by any chance that chick? No, no. He's talking about Anna.

[Amy]

Anna Kendrick.

[Bobby Bones]

Ella Fisher. Gosh.

[Amy]

What's her name? Devil Wears Prada. She's tall.

[Bobby Bones]

She's the Devil Wears Prada. The Princess Diaries, the Dark Knight Rises.

[Amy]

Amy's gonna win this game.

[Bobby Bones]

She's going to win this game.

[Eddie]

She's hot.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh.

[Amy]

Anne Hathaway.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Amy]

That just came to me.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie Survives. Amy. Moneyball. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Ocean's Eleven.

[Lunchbox]

Brad Pitt.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct.

[Amy]

She's good.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, she quick.

[Amy]

She's real good, Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

American Hustle, Silver Linings, Playbook. The Hunger Games.

[Amy]

Bradley Cooper.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, no. Nope.

[Bobby Bones]

Gone.

[Lunchbox]

No, gone.

[Bobby Bones]

Lawrence.

[Amy]

Dang it.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy Crushed it.

[Amy]

That did.

[Bobby Bones]

Run it back.

[Lunchbox]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know what that means?

[Lunchbox]

Just swing away at the rest that you got.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Run it back means play another game. Like, do it again.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, okay. Yeah, but just me.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Oh, run it back. No, no. You play basketball and we lose. Okay, let's run it back. You just run it back. You play a whole A game again with the same players. Not a redo because you already won one.

[Lunchbox]

Do it again.

[Bobby Bones]

Run it back.

[Lunchbox]

Why do you call it run it back?

[Bobby Bones]

That's just what they call it.

[Lunchbox]

Sounds like you're like, run it again.

[Bobby Bones]

Run it back.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Run it back.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, let's play Jelly roll. We'll run it back after this song. All right, let's run it back. I'll give you three movies. Tell me the actor. Black Swan, Star Wars, Episode one, Phantom Mentis. Thor. Black Swan.

[Lunchbox]

There's two. Two actresses. They look similar and they often get mixed up, at least in my brain.

[Bobby Bones]

Is one of them Ella Fisher?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no. Keira Knightley?

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect.

[Amy]

The other one.

[Lunchbox]

It's the other one.

[Bobby Bones]

It's Natalie Portman.

[Amy]

That's it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, okay.

[Amy]

They do look the same.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

The Fighter. American Psycho. The Big Short.

[Eddie]

What? Name them again.

[Bobby Bones]

The Fighter. American Psycho. The Big Short. Name the actor that was in all three of those movies.

[Eddie]

Give me Wahlberg.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect. Eddie, you can win this one.

[Eddie]

Was he in the Fighter?

[Bobby Bones]

Christian Bale is the answer. Oh, the bird cage. Goodwill hunting. Mrs. Doubtfire for the win.

[Amy]

Robin Williams.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Anyone? Wow.

[Amy]

Amy, thank you for running that back.

[Eddie]

Layup.

[Lunchbox]

You're welcome.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it's one to one. You two want to battle it out for the supremacy. Let's go.

[Amy]

Run it back.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy versus Eddie for the grand champion. Amy. Barbie. Blade Runner. 2049 drive.

[Lunchbox]

Margot Robbie. Is it the boy? Ryan Gosling?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't.

[Amy]

I would have guessed. Margo.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Eddie, come on. A simple favor.

[Amy]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Green Lantern. It ends with us.

[Amy]

I don't. I haven't even heard two of those movies, so I'm just gonna guess. Ryan Reynolds.

[Bobby Bones]

Wrong. Blake Lively.

[Amy]

Isn't he Green Lantern?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Okay, but.

[Lunchbox]

But he's not in the only new one.

[Bobby Bones]

He's the only new one.

[Lunchbox]

I'm sorry, my bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so sudden death. Buzzing with your name at any point. Oh, when I say a movie. Okay, here we go. Four Weddings and a Funeral. Love, actually. Notting Hill.

[Amy]

Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Amy]

Julia Roberts.

[Bobby Bones]

Wrong. No, Amy.

[Lunchbox]

God, I don't really know, but Hugh Grant.

[Bobby Bones]

Winner.

[Amy]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

It's time for the good news with Bobby. About a month and a half ago, a little dog was found swimming in the east river in lower Manhattan, struggling. Someone sees the dog out there. They called the police. The police go and they save the dog. And they were like. And it's one of those purse dogs in a massive river in the middle of the river. So something wasn't right. It either got thrown in the river. It fell off something into the river. And so they go out, save the dog. They treated the dog for a respiratory infection. No tags, no microchip. They posted photos. Nobody stepped forward to claim her. In the end, it all worked out for one of the guys who went and saved the dog. Adopted the dog.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I love that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that. Somebody threw that dog over.

[Amy]

I mean, that east river, that's like one of the main rivers, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Massive.

[Lunchbox]

That's gotta be terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

And the person who saw the dog, like, good for them, too. That's not even one where you can go out and save the animal because it's so big. Yeah. And the police officer adopted the dog. The purse dog. Maybe his wife carries it around in the purse. Yeah. That's a great story. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, Bones. Let's go over to Amy with the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.

[Lunchbox]

What do you call it when the lights flicker during a date?

[Bobby Bones]

What do you call it when the lights flicker during a date?

[Lunchbox]

A power move.

[Bobby Bones]

That was the morning Corny.

[Amy]

It's fine.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

That's fine. If Eddie said it's fine, you know it's fine. He laughs at all that crap. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I guess you maybe if you work for the power company.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah. Really niching that joke coming up inside the anonymous inbox. Her friend was in a breakup six months ago, and her friend will not get over it. And she's like, how do I tell her just to get over it? We'll talk about that. But also, coming up in the next few minutes, will we get our money from the pallet today? It's been two years. Lunchbox owes us all a bunch of money. Will we get our money today? Have I mentioned it's been two years?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, thank you.

[Lunchbox]

Two years.

[Amy]

Long years.

[Bobby Bones]

We did not get our money yesterday. So a quick setup. We all put in 85 bucks. We bought this returns palette. We don't know what's in the palette. It was all stuff that people return on Amazon. We went to, like, this warehouse. We bought it. We brought it in studio. We went through it. You sell it all individually, and hopefully you can make money off of it. We did this segment two years ago. It got really dramatic. Then lunchbox started selling the stuff because he wanted to sell it. He would never give us our money. For two years, we wanted our money. Yesterday, he comes in. He's like, I got your money. He brings all these envelopes in.

[Eddie]

Boom.

[Bobby Bones]

Except he forgot one. He was one envelope short. I don't even know how much money it was. We chose not to open it. So Scuba did not get his envelope yesterday. We turned them all back into Lunchbox. Today is the day that we get paid. Lunchbox. It's over to you.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So yesterday I went home and I even texted Scuba and I said, hey, did you and Bobby go in my bag and take one of the envelopes before I rip this house apart? Looking for the envelope? Like, is this some funny prank you guys were doing on me? Because I wouldn't put it past you. He was like, seriously, we didn't do that.

[Bobby Bones]

You can even ask nlr. But we did not do it.

[Eddie]

No, I know. So then I'm like, oh, my gosh. So where I was counting the money, there was nothing. And I could not figure out where it was. I was looking everywhere. Outside in the yard. Did it fall out when I was.

[Bobby Bones]

You really thought it could have fallen in the yard?

[Eddie]

Well, yeah. Like, maybe my backpack was unzipped when I was walking, and, I mean, I looked everywhere. Hour and a half later, I finally find the envelope. Where was was because I had done it on the couch. So there was a blanket there. I guess it got wrapped up in the blanket, and the blanket got moved to a different chair. So it was sitting in a different chair. So I didn't think, oh, it would be in that blanket. I didn't remember the blanket being on the couch. So I picked up the blanket, and it fell out. And I'm like, oh, my gosh. Hour and a half a surgeon and stressing and like, o. Feeling how people feel when they lose envelopes full of money.

[Bobby Bones]

You're pretty tight.

[Eddie]

I was like, man, I'm gonna lose money on this deal.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, what you could have done is split it all up again. But we knew. But we knew the amount.

[Eddie]

But I wouldn't have done that to you. I wouldn't. I mean, as the. As the head of the business, you know what I mean? Sometimes you have to take the bullet.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have the money now?

[Eddie]

I got the money.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go. Let's pass out the money.

[Eddie]

You guys ready?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. Yes.

[Eddie]

Hey, how long have you guys been ready for this?

[Amy]

Two years.

[Bobby Bones]

In one day.

[Lunchbox]

Long time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. So we will now see how much money that we have earned. Remember, we put 85 in. So the first 85 is just getting back to even.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Secondly, he's going to then reveal why it's taken two years to get us our money. And according to him, we're gonna be like, oh. Oh, we get it. That's fine.

[Amy]

That makes sense.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Why didn't you take another year? Something like that. All right, pass him out. Oh, boy, he's walking around.

[Lunchbox]

Staples are.

[Eddie]

Happy birthday.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, we don't need all the slabs. Let's just pass them out here.

[Amy]

That's hefty. Mine feels light.

[Bobby Bones]

Mike D. Got to. Here's mine.

[Amy]

Daddy's got your money.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so are we allowed to open?

[Eddie]

Man? If you guys like to open one, go ahead and rip it open.

[Bobby Bones]

Three. Open. Okay. I see more than I thought. Hold on. 100 and a lot of ones.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but I didn't even think there was gonna be a hundred.

[Amy]

Okay, that's for two years.

[Bobby Bones]

It better be like 200, but with the interest.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. It's 150. So 65 profit. So we have a. Okay, everybody. Good one.

[Eddie]

You miscounted.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Amy]

159.

[Eddie]

It's 159.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I think I got shorted.

[Amy]

I might have got shortened, too.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I got shorted. Seriously. I'll be honest with you.

[Lunchbox]

No way.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

159.

[Bobby Bones]

So will you tell us why it took two years to get our $75 profit?

[Eddie]

Guys, the reason it got. It took two years is because when you run a business with investors, you don't want to go back to your investors and not have a profit. You don't want to give them money when there is no profit. You don't want them to think they lost money. So once we sold the Pelican, the Big Daddy, we were finally in the black. We were in the positive. It was like Black Friday. We finally made a profit. And so it was time to give.

[Bobby Bones]

You the money, because without that, I'm shortening $9.

[Eddie]

Do you want to have.

[Bobby Bones]

No, see, I'm short $9. I have 150. I knew I was getting screwed.

[Eddie]

There is no way.

[Bobby Bones]

Count it. I've counted it twice.

[Eddie]

Did money fall out my bag?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no. No more money falling out. I'm short $9. And not only that, that's not how business works. You don't only pay people back when you make a profit. You pay people back as you go.

[Eddie]

But do you understand you guys forgot to do the thing?

[Lunchbox]

Or you have, like, set dates where you pay.

[Eddie]

Hey, hey, guys. I wanted to make sure you felt a profit. Waited.

[Lunchbox]

But I don't even remember.

[Bobby Bones]

I have 160. You can't count.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I have 159.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I have 150. I'm $9 short. I have one of your dollars.

[Eddie]

What do you have?

[Amy]

I don't know. I keep losing count.

[Bobby Bones]

Just lay it right there.

[Amy]

But I tried three times.

[Eddie]

Hey, you guys. You guys forgot to do it. You guys forgot to do it.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no. That's not how business works.

[Eddie]

But that as me, that's how his.

[Lunchbox]

Business works, as this.

[Bobby Bones]

That's why we don't get in business.

[Eddie]

Anymore with the power short.

[Bobby Bones]

$8.

[Lunchbox]

It.

[Bobby Bones]

Give me a dollar.

[Eddie]

I'm need to count that again, man.

[Bobby Bones]

It's sitting right here.

[Eddie]

I'll count it. I don't know, man.

[Lunchbox]

What did we put in each again?

[Bobby Bones]

85.

[Lunchbox]

I know we've said it.

[Eddie]

So I. I just. I. I really wanted to be able to come into you guys with a profit.

[Bobby Bones]

We could have invested that into.

[Eddie]

I understand. You could have. You could have, you could have. But it was tied up in the financials of the business, and I wanted to come to you with a profit. And I came to you with a profit.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, you did.

[Eddie]

And I came to you with a stack of cash.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's still trying to count. I'm not gonna say any numbers.

[Eddie]

Gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Why so many ones?

[Eddie]

Well, because when I went to the bank, I couldn't figure out what denominations I would need to make it 59 each person. So I just got five $100 bills.

[Amy]

And then I got like, 59.

[Bobby Bones]

You got it.

[Amy]

Okay, 159.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm short $8.

[Lunchbox]

How interesting. You ended up with the short envelope. It's interesting that because you technically have the most of all of us, so it's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Business works. The person who has the most money doesn't go. It's okay.

[Lunchbox]

It's just. It's. It's like. It's like.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, because he.

[Lunchbox]

He didn't pass them out accordingly. Like, he just passed out randomly. So it's sort of like God handled it.

[Bobby Bones]

What'd you have in your Lord has 159.

[Eddie]

So I'm good.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'm $8 short.

[Eddie]

That is so weird, Mike. You really had 160 at 160. Oh, my gosh, man.

[Amy]

Did your kids count this?

[Eddie]

That's what I'm saying. My pa.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, what do we learn, guys? Everything's a learning lesson. Don't get into business with lunch. No, no.

[Eddie]

Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something about this?

[Bobby Bones]

It took two years.

[Amy]

Ridiculous.

[Bobby Bones]

To make a profit of 80 bucks. It took 40 bucks a year. $20 per six months, $10 per three months. Basically, we made three bucks a month with him.

[Eddie]

Can I tell you something? After doing the pallet, this is my final synopsis.

[Bobby Bones]

We still have a synopsis.

[Eddie]

Is. And that would you say. Wouldn't you talk about, like, the short version or what you learned or a conclusion?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, a conclusion would be the end.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Well, this is my conclusion from the.

[Lunchbox]

Palate I didn't have.

[Eddie]

I had a hypothesis that we were going to make a lot of money. And my.

[Bobby Bones]

You still have stuff to sell to you.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. It's still up there for sale. It's still. I'm still working avenues, but my conclusion is, if I was gonna do this by myself, it may have been worth the profit. The $80 that we all made. It was so much dang work for 80 freaking dollars.

[Bobby Bones]

But I think if you were doing it by yourself, you wouldn't have spent the 600 or so.

[Eddie]

That's what. Yeah, that's the big part, is if I'm willing to take the risk of $600 by myself.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, then do it.

[Eddie]

Unless I go, no, no, no, no, no. I'm telling you, it was so much harder then. People made it seem online because also.

[Bobby Bones]

We talked about it. So it got eyeballs on it.

[Eddie]

Yes. So I can't even imagine people that do this, like, as a. How do they make this work?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, do you guys want to gamble at all?

[Amy]

Yeah, I'll play.

[Eddie]

I do.

[Amy]

What are we doing?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. Maybe tomorrow we put all our money in, gamble it out in a way. I like it. That'd be fun.

[Amy]

We're playing with house. Money was gone two years ago.

[Bobby Bones]

We'll just use yours since you have more than us.

[Amy]

That's not how it works.

[Bobby Bones]

It'll be God's will.

[Lunchbox]

Joking.

[Bobby Bones]

What he said, hey, guys.

[Eddie]

I was like, you're welcome, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I think we're still in business, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah, we're still in business. Here's the crazy thing.

[Bobby Bones]

The 12 items on the pallet, 2032 will begin. Another $12.

[Eddie]

The total items on the pallet value at $4,329. So far we've sold $954 worth and we're done.

[Bobby Bones]

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It was considered the of the century at the time. It involved a team of 11 robbers who, dressed in bank uniforms and masks, broke into the brinks building, took 3 million in cash. They were never found. They were never recovered in 1950. With what I know now, if I went back in time, I'd be the greatest robber, serial killer. I'd do it all. I mean, I wouldn't do it all, but I could do it all. Because they have no way to trace anything. Once you're out of sight, you're kind of out. No DNA evidence. I mean, I guess unless somebody, like, followed you, they wouldn't even know. And you just go, yeah, see, it wasn't me.

[Amy]

Or they rat you out.

[Eddie]

I mean, that is awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't even. Number four. 1972, the United California Bank Heist. For $12 million, a group of robbers flew in from Ohio. They flew in. They all got on an airplane together to go do some robbing to steal campaign funds. They successfully robbed the bank, made off with $12 million. The case remained unsolved, fueling speculation about the involvement of high profile figures. Because they stole it from Nixon's campaign. And they even had to know it was there.

[Amy]

Inside job.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you see? The head of the FBI says he saw the Epstein tape. I'm for sure Epstein killed himself. For sure.

[Lunchbox]

Listen, is he being.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no. I watched the video of him.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, the video of him. But where's the video?

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly. And they say the video they said wasn't even working. They still haven't released the Epstein files. By the way, fishy number three. The Pierre Hotel heist in 1972 worth $28 million. A team of armed men took dozens of guests hostage. Stole millions in cash, bonds and jewelry from the hotel safe deposit box. The robbers, likely connected to organized crime, were never caught. Number two, the stardust casino heist. That. This is half a million dollars in chips. This is why this one's crazy. Wow. 1992 in chips. Bill Brennan, a casino cashier in Vegas, walked out at the end of a shift with a bag full of money and stuff, with chips, and just never, never came back. Disappeared forever.

[Amy]

But then you think he turned that into real money?

[Bobby Bones]

He pulled off the heist alone, without violence, and remains one of the FBI's most wanted fugitives in a theft case. It said cash and chips.

[Amy]

Okay, I guess, like you can slowly go back and.

[Eddie]

Or he sells them to people on the. You know, like in your neighborhood.

[Bobby Bones]

In the neighborhood. He doesn't. Interesting. He does a lemonade stand.

[Eddie]

Like, you give me 50 bucks, I'll give you 75 in chips.

[Bobby Bones]

That's literally what we used to. With food stamps. I would sell food stamps for. If I had a 20 food stamp, I would sell it for 10 bucks in cash. Wow.

[Lunchbox]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Because it's the only way we had money. And so we get food stamps every month. Month. And so I would sell my. Our food stamps for cash if we needed it. So somebody would get a little more money in food, and we would take the cash. Dang. No, no, not dang. It was awesome. It was like a little scheme we were running.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But it was. But it sucks around food stamps. Right? Hey. Wah. You know what I mean?

[Amy]

That's the dang.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Number one in 1990. $500 million.

[Eddie]

Whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

The Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum heist. This is often cited as the largest art heist in history. Two individuals disguised as police officers gained access to the museum, stole 13 priceless artworks, including works by Rembrandt, Vermeer, and Degas, and vanished. The total value of the stolen art is estimated to be over half a billion dollars.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

The FBI has actively investigated the case, but no arrests have been made, and the art has never been recovered. That was so inside that. I think Degas did it himself. That was so inside. Like half a billion dollars.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What do they do? Going in the middle of the night? Did they do the. Put on the mask and do the flips over the lasers? Like, all that stuff I feel like would have to happen to steal a half a billion dollars in anything. But I do feel like I could break into houses and still, like, watch it and stuff.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Oh, boy.

[Amy]

Cameras and everything.

[Lunchbox]

Whenever you're watching that show, aren't you, like, nobody in this neighborhood has cameras. Like, are you kidding me?

[Bobby Bones]

They have alarm systems. But he figures out how to turn the alarm systems off.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Also just wear a mask. Everything's good if you wear a mask.

[Lunchbox]

He knows they're at a party, so he just strolls over with his baseball cap on.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. It's like, it's crazy to watch how rich people live, though, because there are, like, watches these people have that are, like, 250, 000 watches. Why are you doing your face like that?

[Lunchbox]

Because I'm just.

[Bobby Bones]

There was one necklace that was $900,000.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. There was, like, purses and. And it's not just like they have, like, multiple of them, and they're just, like, sitting in a dwar.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Oh, and the dwarves everywhere. The dwarves everywhere, everybody.

[Amy]

Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

This is now the most interesting segment of the day again. Florida was arrested for having three different wives in three different counties. Counties. That's just down the road.

[Amy]

Yeah, those are close.

[Bobby Bones]

He met him on different dating apps, and he made sure they were in different counties. What is this? Duke's a hazard. All right, hit it.

[Lunchbox]

Three Florida women in three different counties @ the same time. He took each one of us to a county over to get married in. If the counties did talk, that would have saved me a lot of heartache, a lot of money, a lot of stress.

[Bobby Bones]

Michelle married Henry in Hernando county in November 2022.

[Lunchbox]

I met him on match.com. we met in early November.

[Amy]

How soon did you marry Henry?

[Lunchbox]

It was very short. It was very soon. It was within about three weeks span.

[Bobby Bones]

Henry was still married to Brandy, who.

[Amy]

Married him in Manatee county that February.

[Bobby Bones]

I met him on a dating app.

[Lunchbox]

He said all the right things.

[Bobby Bones]

When Brandy married Henry, he was still married to Tanya.

[Lunchbox]

Meeting him on a dating site and the way he portrayed himself, he sold the perfect person, when in reality he was. Was none of those things.

[Bobby Bones]

Henry. Betsy Jr. Was arrested for felony bigamy last year after Tanya figured out she wasn't his only wife. Henry's wives are hoping he'll be convicted and spend time behind bars. That is from KST on tick tock. But here's the thing. His middle name is Betsy. Did you guys hear that? Yes. His name's Henry. Betsy. Yeah. Three wives, bro. You got to spread them out over counties like you got to do states.

[Amy]

It sounds like they probably lived even closer, but he married them in the.

[Bobby Bones]

Different county so they wouldn't see. And also, you know what? You would think there'd be a database where if one guy with his Social Security number marries somebody, it would go bing. Are you sure you want to marry again?

[Amy]

Henry.

[Bobby Bones]

Henry. Betsy. Why would they give him a middle name? Betsy. The guy who stacked against him to begin with.

[Amy]

That news report sounded like mambo number five.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, here. A pilot gets on an overhead to tell a passenger that will not shut up or sit down. To sit down or he's gonna call the cops. This is a United Airlines flight from Houston. Go ahead.

[Eddie]

This is the captain of this flight.

[Bobby Bones]

I need you to please go to.

[Amy]

Your seat and put on your seatbelt.

[Bobby Bones]

Please comply with the instructions of the flight attendants. They have asked you several times to please Protect your seat. Put your seat belt on. You have not done. Have to have the aircraft met by conflict resolution personnel. As your captain, I'm asking you to.

[Eddie]

Please comply with the flood attendance and have a seat.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you very much. That's for sure. We're going to turn this thing around. The thing is, they're over the ocean because they're going Houston to Hawaii a long time, so they can't really drop it down. Just tape them to the seat. That's what I do. Tape into the seat. Yeah, that'd be hilarious. I'd love to see a good seat taping because you know you're not gonna land. Can't land till Hawaii. But that's from Rick. Persian Princess. And then finally, this is mostly the. Can you recline a seat back on an airplane, by the way? They go back, like, 2 inches. The answer is yes, it's made to recline. So yes, you can recline. People that get so upset about it, they're stupid. Here you go. I just had a flight LA to Boston, and I reclined my seat for a portion of it behind me. Said I was extremely rude for doing that. My simple answer to her was, I wasn't supposed to recline my seat. I wouldn't have the option on the chair. So I don't know. Am I being the bad person in this situation? All right. No, you can put your seat back. It only goes back like this. Okay, you're back now. If you hang your hair over it, you suck.

[Amy]

Yeah, we've seen that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you suck because you. You're. Something about you is in their space. It's not like the seats of full recline. If it was, that would be different. But they allow it to fall back, so you get to fall back. Anyone want to argue with that?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

When people get into big fights about that, it is the stupidest thing. So. Okay. There you go. Thank you. And then I want to play this. Voicemail. I hit that. Raymondo. Bobby, you should not have been allowed to be the judge or the jury in this case because you are biased. Lunchbox. You actually won the case. Case. It was murder by Amy, someone who is so smart on birds. She's been fascinated with birds ever since her parents died. And she's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. So someone who is so knowledgeable of birds and so fascinated with birds would have known that the incense were toxic. Amy, you are guilty of bird murder. Your punishment should be you're never allowed to talk about birds ever again. I kicked him off the joy to begin With. He's anti Amy to begin with.

[Amy]

So Amy's not a murderer.

[Lunchbox]

He said I was cuckoo for. For like what?

[Bobby Bones]

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. No, he. Yeah, he's. That's rude.

[Bobby Bones]

You. Listen. You killed the bird.

[Lunchbox]

But was it murder being enamored with birds outside the b visit? My feeder is very different than what they can tolerate inside my home. Like, I. I don't know that they have sensitive respiratory systems.

[Amy]

Why are you stuttering?

[Lunchbox]

Because I didn't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Also need to reopen this case.

[Lunchbox]

Also Dr. Josie, our vet. Dr. Josie. She said I did. It wasn't the incident.

[Bobby Bones]

She doesn't think it was the answer.

[Lunchbox]

She said I.

[Bobby Bones]

We should have brought an expert witness.

[Eddie]

Speculation.

[Lunchbox]

The bird. So if she wants to perform the autopsy, she can.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you mean you still have the bird? Bury the bird.

[Lunchbox]

We're burying the bird.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, get rid of the bird.

[Lunchbox]

But I'm waiting.

[Bobby Bones]

Get rid of the evidence and get rid of the evidence now.

[Amy]

Keeping the bird.

[Bobby Bones]

Get rid of the evidence. What are you doing?

[Lunchbox]

Burn the bird. Dump it in a river. No, I still have the little bird. I feel terrible. I felt terrible. And she said, look, you burn the incense downstairs. Yes. It can it travel upstairs. She was like, but the likelihood of that happening. She goes, I think it was just a terrible coincidence and that the bird maybe had some sort of virus.

[Bobby Bones]

Then what killed the bird? The virus. I'm here for it.

[Lunchbox]

Me too.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

We're gonna spend a thousand bucks to autopsy a bird. That's just the kind of stupid stuff we do on this show though. Okay, Bobby Bone show Bonehead story of the day.

[Eddie]

This story comes to us from Florida. A 24 year old man was getting in the fridge of his apartment. He said. He says, oh, man, my roommate made a cake. There's one slice left. I'm gonna go ahead and eat that sucker.

[Bobby Bones]

This ain't gonna end good.

[Eddie]

And he eats that cake. Uh oh. Oh. Allergic reaction.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I didn't know that. I thought the roommate was gonna stab him or something. Yeah, me too.

[Eddie]

Allergic reaction. He's allergic to peanuts. And the cake was made with peanut butter and he didn't taste that also.

[Bobby Bones]

You're just gonna blindly eat a cake when you have a major allergy like peanuts or. Right.

[Eddie]

And so they had to use EpiPen. And now he wants the roommate to pay for all his medical bills.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, no, I thought maybe there'd be a later twist. Like he's on the ground and he's like, help me, help me. The roommate's like, nah, Y last piece of cake.

[Amy]

Good luck.

[Bobby Bones]

I can't believe someone with an. Because I now have an intolerance toward dairy. And I ask everything I eat, is there any dairy? Because I'm still learning. Morning. If I had a crazy, like, peanut allergy that could kill me. I wouldn't be blindly jumping into any cake.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And it's not like peanut butter is flavorless. Like, you have to realize, like, first.

[Eddie]

Bite, like, probably it's not a peanut butter. I mean, there was peanut butter mixed in. I mean, there's other stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

I hate peanut butter, and I don't even eat peanut butter. And I would have. I investigate things for peanut butter, and I'm not even allergic to it. I'm like, is there peanut butter in that? Yeah. That's crazy. I'm glad he lived, but the roommate does not owe him money for that.

[Eddie]

No chance, right?

[Bobby Bones]

No chance. Okay.

[Eddie]

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

This is Shannon from Virginia Morning Studio. I just wanted to know how Eddie's.

[Lunchbox]

Brother is doing since his stroke and.

[Bobby Bones]

His recovery, and I'm hoping that he's doing very well and love the show. Thank you, Eddie.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, that's a good question. He's doing great. He. He says that he still has. So he had a stroke and he lost most of the feeling on his left side. Like he couldn't move his arm, couldn't lose leg, Had a hard time walking. And then he went through physical therapy and that all kind of fixed, but he still. And he can walk. He can use his arms and everything, but he still can't feel a lot of things. He says sometimes he just feels like. But he starts walking. Then his leg starts to drag.

[Bobby Bones]

Physically. He can't feel physically. How old is he?

[Amy]

He is. See, he's six years older than me. I'm 46.

[Bobby Bones]

You got it. Come on, work it out.

[Amy]

He's 52.

[Bobby Bones]

Attaboy.

[Amy]

Yeah, he's 52.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie clap for himself. You guys didn't get to see that. But he clapped for himself.

[Amy]

But he's doing really well. And he says that, you know, he's. He forgets things. So kind of the brain part of. It's a struggle a little bit, just remembering to do things around the house.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no, he wore it.

[Amy]

I know. That's why I told him.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, gosh.

[Amy]

But he's doing a lot better. Thank you for asking.

[Bobby Bones]

If he was at a 1 when it happened, where is he now?

[Amy]

I would say he's at an seven.

[Bobby Bones]

You're about to say eight.

[Amy]

I was about to say eight, but. But he does call and say, man, I left my garage door open and swore I closed it. And I'm like, dude, that happens to us too.

[Bobby Bones]

So I called my wife. I'm like, I think I left the garage door open. I swear once a week and the dogs might get out.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I think 7's valid though, for like, you're suddenly your leg. You can't feel it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'm probably seven and a half.

[Amy]

Then you have the leg problem.

[Bobby Bones]

I have all these. I have lots of, lots of problems. That's seriously, though, that's great. We will see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry Scuba Steve executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mrbobbybones. Thank you for listening to the podcast American Military University, where service members like you can access high quality, affordable education built for your lifestyle. With online programs that fit around deployments, training and unpredictable schedules, AMU makes it possible to earn your degree no matter where duty takes you. Their preferred military rate keeps tuition at just $250 per credit hour for undergraduates and master's tuition. And with 24. 7 mental health support, plus career coaching and other services, AMU is committed to your success during and after your service. Learn more at Amu Apus. Edu Military. That's Amu Apus eDumilitary.

[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

Hey, Janice Torres here and I'm Austin Hankowitz. We're the hosts of Mind the Business Small Business Success Stories produced by Ruby Studio and Intuit QuickBooks.

[Amy]

Catch up on seasons one and two.

[Lunchbox]

And join us for a brand new.

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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