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Bobby Bones
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Amy
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Bobby Bones
Turn it up. This is the Bobby Bones Show. Let's go. Yo. Welcome to Tuesday's show. Morning Studio. Morning. I don't think people know this about Amy and I, but we're two tatted up bikers basically.
Amy
Mm. That's right.
Bobby Bones
Remember the time Eddie someone Was like, you with the guy with all the tats.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Amy
Someone literally referred to you.
Bobby Bones
Yes. And I was like, wow, that's cool. We were at, like, a golf course, and I was, like, out on the green, and Eddie went in and was like, I'm waiting for somebody. He goes, the guy with all the tats?
Lunchbox
Yeah, he's over there.
Bobby Bones
I was like, I've never been referred to like that. I have, like, some only on one side of one arm. It's not even that many, but I felt like I was on a Harley that day.
Lunchbox
I mean, together, you guys probably have, like, what, seven tattoos?
Amy
I have two.
Bobby Bones
I have five.
Lunchbox
I nailed it.
Morgan
Wow. Seven.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. You nailed it.
Morgan
You guys are bad.
Bobby Bones
So mine. The state of Arkansas. I have my mom and my grandma's initials. I have. My wife's a C that she drew. I have the word mirror ball from when he's dancing with the stars. Like, I've got stuff, and they're all on my right side and pretty OCD about what side of my body. I don't want it on my left arm because I could end up, you know, playing quarterback or pitching the majors, and I don't want that ink affecting my throwing motion.
Lunchbox
Not smart.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. Isn't it?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Forward thinking.
Bobby Bones
We're Amy's.
Amy
You have two on my left wrist, and one is joy in my mom's handwriting that she did. And my sister and I went and got the joy together while our mom was. Had cancer, and it was before she passed away, so it's very special. And then under that, I got espoir, which means hope in Haitian Creole. And as we were waiting to get our two kids from Haiti. Cause it took five years, so just had to keep the hope that they were gonna make it here.
Bobby Bones
So what's the update on the tattoos?
Amy
Well, they've bled, like, you know, just like, not.
Bobby Bones
Not bled from your body. Like, the tattoos have, like, the ink.
Amy
Is bleeding, and so it looks more like.
Bobby Bones
It's like your uncle got one back in Nam with a coat hanger, and it's starting to, like, spread. Yeah.
Amy
So Joy looks like jogging.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's funny.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You can just make that your brand. That would be a jogger now.
Amy
And then espoir looks like au spois. So I don't know. I just feel like it's time to get them lasers off. So I went and had an appointment, but then I felt as though I needed to call my sister because we got the joy together, and it's My mom's handwriting and how would she feel? And she said, oh, mine is. My ink is bleeding too. So she fully supported my decision to get it lasered off. And then I can somehow. We need to find my mom's joy wherever we put it somewhere, and then I can get it done in a single needle somewhere else.
Bobby Bones
Under your eye.
Lunchbox
Ooh, like jelly roll.
Amy
That's right.
Lunchbox
Post Malone.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Or my own Amy alone. Yeah. So you are gonna get it redone?
Amy
I would like to. I don't want it to be gone. It's just no longer looking the way it did when I first got it done. And single needle wasn't a popular thing back then, which I sure wish it had been, because that just looks so pretty.
Bobby Bones
So you've had your appointment, and did they do anything, or was it a consultation?
Amy
No, it was a consultation because I wanted to see the process, and if I go with the place I went, I want to maybe seek out a few other opinions. This place is going to take a year.
Bobby Bones
I'm glad you said that, because it looks on TikTok. Whenever I'm watching videos, people get tattoo removal. It looks so easy now. They're like, I got all this tattoo. Like, they're using an eraser on a pencil and. And it can't be that easy.
Amy
She said if I wanted my skin to look like it did before I got the tattoo and look normal, then I should be patient and do it their way with their lasers and come in every, you know, eight weeks or something to get it done. And she said she thinks based on how it's looking, it will take me a full year to accomplish that.
Bobby Bones
That's crazy. It's so thin and light.
Amy
Well, right now it's looking pretty thick. And so the ink, like, it's.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it does look pretty gross.
Lunchbox
It did bleed.
Bobby Bones
I looked at it. Almost dry heat. Whoa.
Amy
I so. But I go somewhere else, and the integrity of my skin may not look the same.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's why you should get a second opinion.
Amy
Yeah. Can you be faster?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I don't know. But I'm glad you said that, because I thought now the technology was you just go in and there are, like, three sessions in a week and you're done. So I have tattoos. Amy has tattoos. Morgan, you have a tattoo.
Ray
I don't have tattoos, but I actually sat in on my ex getting one of his tattoos removed. So this process, it actually takes depending on how big, how thick, it can take years. And you have to spread out the time to Allow your heal, like your skin to heal in between each session. So that's why it takes longer.
Bobby Bones
I've been influenced.
Amy
Yeah. Why? You want to erase something?
Lunchbox
You want to erase something?
Bobby Bones
No, I've been influenced by thinking that it was so much quicker.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah.
Ray
And it's very painful.
Bobby Bones
Really, it's. And again, the people look like they're having a great time while it's being done. Oh, yeah. Those TikTok videos make it look easy. Yeah, they look like, dude goes in, has skeletons all over his face, and they're like, watch it go away. And it's like, wow. They also make it look like it doesn't hurt at all. I think it does hurt a little bit.
Amy
Yeah. No, I've heard it's painful. She was pretty honest with me of like, this is what it's going to be. This is what it's going to cost. This is how long it's going to take you. She's like, again, you could go somewhere that might claim to do it faster, but she's like, I don't think your skin will look. That's why I go, you know, normal.
Bobby Bones
Who can do it the fastest? It's like, world's best cup of coffee. An elf.
Lunchbox
Congratulations.
Bobby Bones
I just want to sign the girls. We can do it fastest. And I'm like, yeah, I'm here. We can do it. Let us know how it goes. Are you for sure going to get it taken off, though, now that I.
Amy
Have my sister's blessing, because it just felt like something really special we did together. And as long as she's cool with it, I'm cool with it.
Bobby Bones
Mike, you want to get any of yours taken off? No, not at all. I'm getting more.
Lunchbox
How many does Mike have?
Bobby Bones
I have two.
Amy
Have they bled?
Morgan
No, he has that lemur.
Bobby Bones
I think we're just, like, cool and tough.
Amy
Wait till you hit your 40s, maybe. Maybe it's my skin elasticity, too. Maybe my skin's all.
Bobby Bones
Well, they're gonna make it like you're 20 again. Apparently. They're like, we'll give you the integrity of your skin. It could be the placement where you have it right there, I think. Like, the movement over time. Like, how much you move your wrist. Yeah. Mine are not in movable areas. Like, muscles get bigger, but, you know, that's tricep. I got. Yeah. Back of my tricep, my forearm. And yeah, trust me, I'm like Popeye, basically. They've gotten a lot bigger. But then, by the way, did you know Popeye's public domain now. So you can make any movie with Popeye in it and I have to pay for it.
Lunchbox
The animation is public domain.
Bobby Bones
Popeye the character.
Lunchbox
Well, that's cool.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. They're making a horror movie with Popeye.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So anything you want to do with Popeye.
Amy
Horror movie.
Bobby Bones
A horror. Horror.
Amy
That's what I said.
Bobby Bones
It sounds like you had a horror movie.
Amy
Okay, a horror movie.
Bobby Bones
Amy, you're saying horror.
Amy
No, we just say things differently. Like I say dwar.
Bobby Bones
But. But it. But when you say it, it sounds like horror.
Amy
Dwar. Horror.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's horror.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Although, I mean, maybe a horror movie. Popeye would be good too. They already made that. Yeah. Olive oil. No good.
Amy
Cuz like my. I hear. When I hear it back, I'm. It sounds to me like I'm saying horror.
Bobby Bones
What?
Amy
Horror movie.
Lunchbox
That's better. That's better. What she said there.
Bobby Bones
What kind of movie is it?
Amy
Horror.
Bobby Bones
No.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
No, put that. Put a hard or on the back of horror. That's the best word.
Amy
So I need to put a space between. Like I. I took a picture in your mind.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy
Like I. It's almost like I went hor. Er.
Bobby Bones
Yes, but how you're saying it is. Popeye's in a horror movie.
Amy
That sounds fine to me. Horror movie.
Lunchbox
Different movie, though.
Amy
You want me to say the plot's.
Bobby Bones
Way different in that one.
Amy
Right. So you want me to say hor er.
Bobby Bones
But that's what the word is.
Amy
I know, but that's how I have to say. Like, that doesn't sound weird to you?
Lunchbox
No.
Amy
Horror.
Bobby Bones
Well, yeah, but when you do it like that, it sounds like a whore or slut movies.
Morgan
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so say the word now. Say the word Go horror. What are you saying?
Amy
A horror movie.
Bobby Bones
What?
Amy
A horror movie. Horror film.
Bobby Bones
You should not just. I know how it's scary. Yeah. We should go to thesaurus and just go scary movie.
Amy
Whatever. This has been a thing the entire time we've worked together.
Bobby Bones
I know, but that's a tricky one though, that one you really can't slip up on.
Amy
I'm not slipping up.
Bobby Bones
No, no. I'm saying that's one that there are some things you can mispronounce. It's not a big deal. Like lunchbox can't say ambulance. It goes amblance drawer. Who cares? We know what that means for sure. But if you say whore, it sounds like whore.
Amy
No, but I'm saying whore.
Bobby Bones
Guys, I'm about to go crazy right now.
Morgan
No, no, Amy, that's exactly what he said.
Bobby Bones
Do the extra. Just do the extra. Or. But say it faster. Go.
Amy
I'm trying.
Bobby Bones
Okay, say it.
Amy
Horror. Horror.
Bobby Bones
Horror.
Lunchbox
It's better.
Amy
Now I just have to break it up.
Bobby Bones
My brain hurts. Okay, we're here. Let's go. Let's start the show. Now we got a whole horror show coming up for you, and when you.
Amy
Say it that way, that sounds fine.
Bobby Bones
No, it doesn't.
Amy
Yes, it does.
Bobby Bones
It's horror.
Amy
We're just gonna have to agree to disagree.
Bobby Bones
No, there's no agreeing or disagreeing. It. What's to disagree on? What are we disagreeing about?
Amy
We just. You can't. You. You can't hear what I hear, so you have no idea what I'm hearing.
Bobby Bones
Everybody. What is she saying?
Morgan
She's saying what was carved into her car back in the day.
Bobby Bones
What is she saying? Or.
Lunchbox
Yeah, like the bad one.
Amy
But I'm. Okay, we're just gonna have to.
Bobby Bones
If I was. Listen, If I said, I'm gonna get a spoon and a fork, but I mispronounced fork with the F word because I didn't. Couldn't say it right.
Amy
I'm not that.
Bobby Bones
I know, but you would say, stop saying that word for it. Because you can't say it right. Because it sounds like the F word right.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's where we are on a junior varsity version.
Amy
Okay, then I'll say scary.
Bobby Bones
Boom. Nailed it.
Lunchbox
Fixed.
Amy
No problem.
Bobby Bones
All right, let's go. What disease do you have? Your wife takes? You have what?
Lunchbox
Bird flu.
Bobby Bones
Why would you be in here, though, if you have bird flu?
Lunchbox
Because I don't think I have it. She thinks I have it.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Lunchbox
So she sent me a screenshot. I just haven't been feeling good. Like, not sick or coughing or anything. I don't have a fever or anything. I just don't feel like myself.
Bobby Bones
That's a quad. Everybody's sick with something.
Lunchbox
Well, I don't think everyone is, but I have, like, shortness of breath.
Bobby Bones
The pentemic would be that if that's.
Amy
You have bird flu in it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, gosh. Okay, go ahead. Go through your symptoms.
Lunchbox
So I just have shortness of breath. I feel weak. I feel kind of tired at the end of the day, like, more than normally. And so my wife's like, maybe you have the bird flu. Because if you look at the description of bird flu, it says that it can be trans transferred by kissing cattle. And I did that over the break. I fed cattle, and I even posted on my Instagram, me kissing the nose of a cow. And she's now saying like, you, I think you could have bird flu if you don't feel good.
Bobby Bones
How much is this convincing you you might have bird flu?
Lunchbox
I mean, now percentage 50.
Bobby Bones
No, not that high. No.
Amy
This was. How many days ago did you kiss the cow? And then how long does it take to.
Lunchbox
It'd probably be about, what, two weeks.
Bobby Bones
In the picture, it looks like you're almost kissing the cow.
Lunchbox
I eventually kissed it.
Bobby Bones
Are you?
Lunchbox
I eventually kissed. Kissed its nose.
Amy
How was that?
Lunchbox
It was slimy.
Bobby Bones
Gross. Bird flu symptoms. Feeling. See if you have these. Okay. Bird flu symptoms. It is also called H5N1.
Lunchbox
Oh, that sounds worse.
Bobby Bones
A cough. Dry cough.
Lunchbox
Dry cough, yes.
Bobby Bones
Sore throat, a little bit.
Lunchbox
When I wake up.
Bobby Bones
This is all stuff that you'd have for these other ones. Oh, no. Fatigue, tired, shortness of breath.
Lunchbox
That's. I'm telling you.
Bobby Bones
Runny nose, a little bit sneezing.
Lunchbox
No.
Amy
Sneezing symptoms usually appear within 10 days of exposure.
Lunchbox
That's two weeks. I told you guys about two weeks ago, I kissed that cow.
Amy
Could take longer.
Bobby Bones
That's diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, rash, seizures, altered consciousness.
Lunchbox
None of that.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
None. Thank God.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna say you don't have it, but I think if it's 50%, you need to go get checked for bird flu.
Lunchbox
That's what my wife wants.
Bobby Bones
You thought you had cancer at one point.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And you did it.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Because my. Apparently I ate too much popcorn. The side of my stomach was hurting.
Bobby Bones
He thought this cramp was. He thought he had cancer. He was afraid to go to the doctor.
Lunchbox
I realized that we have the VIP pass at the movie theater, and you can get unlimited popcorn. And the day before I ate a lot of popcorn.
Bobby Bones
It got stuck in there.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Are you going to get checked for bird flu? Because if you don't, you. We're not allowing you to bring it up anymore because you can't. We can't do bits and bits on this if it's just, like, you're not getting checked.
Lunchbox
So I need to go to the doctor and tell them, like, all right, I kissed a cow. Test me for.
Bobby Bones
I don't think you have.
Amy
Cows. Were they. Were they random or.
Lunchbox
Yeah, kind of random. I don't know the owners.
Amy
Oh, well, because I thought you could check with the owner and see if their cows are infected.
Bobby Bones
And the rule is if you have a disease, you have to share it with the person that you had a relationship with. Yeah. You basically had a cow std.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
How. How do you get checked for bird flu?
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's my question to go to the doctor and call the doctor.
Bobby Bones
Just call. Okay? Okay. I don't think you have it, but if you think it's 50%, you don't need to be here till you get checked. Okay? Now, now what's the percentage?
Lunchbox
I mean, now it's going lower.
Bobby Bones
Okay? Cuz he.
Lunchbox
Now I got to go to the doctor. 20%.
Amy
Bones.
Bobby Bones
It's the anonymous in box. Anonymous in box. There's a question to be had. Hello, Bobby Bones. I heard you guys talking about earning less or more than your spouse and that dynamic that is very close to home. My wife has always earned more than me. I've been fine with it. But in the past five years, her career has taken off and now she earns over 10 times what I do. I still make a good living. My job allows me to balance work and family time, which her demanding job doesn't. While I'm happy being dynamic with the ability to be there for the family and work, I feel judged by her family. Over the holidays, I dealt with more than a couple offhand comments from her brothers and dad. Oh, I laughed off their jabs, but it hurt. How can I feel more confident about our financial roles? And stop letting these comments bother me. Signed husband to a successful woman. I'm going to say first, nothing from the exterior is going to help you get through this. So there's nothing that can happen that somebody does or doesn't do to you that's going to make you better with it. This is going to be a completely internal understanding and realization of your value and how it's probably different than your wife's right now. A lot of her value is financially, but like you said, you're able to do things with the family that she's not able to because she's at work. There is significant value there. They're probably not going to stop making those jabs and you don't even want to go to them. Be like, that hurts my feelings because that's not even your family. Your own brothers will make fun of you. You go to her family. Here's my that just let them do their thing with the understanding of they don't know you or your life or the value that you bring. And that's okay. So completely internal because nothing externally is going to help you get through this. But I think it's understanding what your value is and not going all value is based on money. Because that's obviously not true. I understand how that would hurt. Oh, that would hurt. I. I would. Oh, that That's a gut punch. I don't. Not that he doesn't make the money she makes.
Lunchbox
That they would make fun of him.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like other guys that aren't like, his own brothers.
Eddie
No.
Amy
Well, what's up with them? Like, why do they feel the need to do that? Is this their own insecurity? Are they jealous?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Are they jealous?
Bobby Bones
I don't think it's a jealousy thing. Unless they're jealous of something other than, like, he's younger than them or better looking or.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Something that's not what they're making fun of him for. That. That's not cool. Nothing you can change or fix. You just got to be good with yourself.
Amy
Yeah. I would just embrace it. Own it.
Bobby Bones
I don't think outwardly, though, you don't want to make a.
Amy
No, no, no, no. You don't have to. But in your mind, like, this is. Oh, yeah. Family. And, like, really be proud of the dynamic y'all have and that it doesn't disrupt your relationship because they're clearly guys that. That probably wouldn't fly in their home. And that's just so backwards.
Bobby Bones
It's. And if you really wanted to get at them, I mean, this is what you really could do. And I don't know your personality. But if I were somewhere and let's say Caitlin had a bunch of brothers, which she doesn't have a bunch of brothers, and they were doing this to me, man, I'd hit them with a. Oh, man. I hear what you're saying, but a lot of my value is based on family. I'd get real serious and make them feel small as a freaking ant and go, yeah, it was a bit hard at first because of traditional standards and what our culture's taught us. And she does make more money than me, and I'm so proud of her for doing that. But what I'm proud of for myself is being there for my family, because I feel like there's tremendous value in that. And at times, that gets. You can hit them with that. Hit him with a little TED Talk, dude. They will never do that again. But you don't have to do that. It's got to be found first within yourself before you can put it out.
Amy
I don't hate that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I think that's. That's level two once you get it figured out.
Amy
Yeah. I actually think, yeah, if you can do that in a calm way and really mean what you're saying.
Bobby Bones
Gotta wait till Christmas. Dove next year is a problem. Over the holidays. You got a whole year to get that ready.
Amy
Okay. And just remember, people's opinion of you is none of your business.
Bobby Bones
You are valuable. You matter.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
All mattering and all value isn't the same. So I want you to be proud of what you're doing. You have made decisions that have allowed you to do this with your family and allowed your wife the freedom to do that. Because had you not, she wouldn't be able to. That's all I'm saying. I feel good about it. Good luck, buddy. You're. You're out in the deep blue Wander.
Lunchbox
That's pretty awesome. I'm jealous of him.
Amy
Yeah, you're free.
Bobby Bones
You just don't want to work as much, that's all. You're jealous. That's it. Yes.
Lunchbox
All right.
Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
There's a voicemail from last night. Good Morning Bobby, Morning studio.
Amy
Just wanted to know if there was.
Bobby Bones
An update on the whole Eddie trying.
Amy
To find a friend and he feels.
Bobby Bones
He got ghosted by that guy from the basketball court.
Amy
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Love the show. Eddie met a dad and then they tried to hang out and the dad ghosted him. What's up?
Lunchbox
I'm double checking but I don't think I ever got a response from the text That I sent him.
Bobby Bones
Then you must have done something, because I encourage Eddie. Hey, text him again. Even though he ghosted you, Sometimes people get busy, and if you texted him again, he didn't respond again. Dude, either your breath stunk or maybe.
Lunchbox
I got the wrong number.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's what losers think. You think if I think that or if, like, maybe. Maybe. Because I'll do that too. I go, maybe the text didn't go through. No, that's loser think by me.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I didn't get a response.
Bobby Bones
And what did you write the last time?
Lunchbox
Where is it?
Bobby Bones
Because it was. It was like, hey, man, sorry. Let me know. It missed you last time.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you gave me a whole script. I can't even find the text.
Morgan
Like, where?
Bobby Bones
Do you think that maybe you're not as cool as you think you are?
Lunchbox
No, no, because in person, dude, we hit it off. We were talking about a lot of.
Bobby Bones
Every dude that meets any girl. No, I swear. The hooters waitress, man, she was. She was into me. No, bro, she's trying to get a tip.
Lunchbox
No, there's nothing.
Bobby Bones
Good luck, dude.
Lunchbox
Dang it.
Bobby Bones
You always have us.
Lunchbox
Well, I can always depend on you guys. Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Amy
My daughter wants a nose ring, so I feel like I'm gonna take her. This story that just went viral about a woman who got her nose ring caught in the mesh on the back of an office chair, and she had to be taken to the local fire department, where they were able to cut her free.
Bobby Bones
Hilarious. Awkward. Kind of feel bad. Hilarious. Number one hilarious when I'm ranking because she didn't get hurt long term. And also. What? She's sniffing the chair? Yeah, you gotta get close to the chair.
Amy
Well, she was sticking her nose in the holes in the back, like she was joking around and then got caught in the mesh and no one could free it. And obviously it's her nose. Like, you don't want to rip it.
Bobby Bones
That's so funny. So if I'm ranking them, I'm gonna go nose stud at one, nose ring at two, and at three, I'm gonna put septum.
Lunchbox
That's the one that green the middle.
Amy
But. But as ring, you're just talking about the hoop. Yeah, like a hoop.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'm going stud at one in the power rankings. Like, that's bringing it to septum at three.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Not really a septum guy. I look like I need a red cape and nigole, but some people can pull it off. Like, alt chicks can pull it off. Pretty good. Or the exact opposite of all chicks. And it's kind of the juxtaposition of the.
Amy
Like, it's unexpected.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like everything is like a beauty. A beauty in the beach. And then there's a septum ring there.
Amy
Girl next door with a septum.
Bobby Bones
Girl next door. Not really so much, but like, girl at Adam.
Lunchbox
It's too much. Amy. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
All right, what else?
Amy
I have some modern trends that people may regret in 10 years. I give you the top tight, top five on the list. One is getting advice from TikTok influencers instead of actual experts.
Bobby Bones
Okay. But to be fair, there are actual experts on TikTok that do influence me. So I would say getting. Yes. Advice from idiots that aren't credentialed in the area you're looking for advice in.
Amy
Yes. Devaluing craftsmanship. So sometimes we're just like, oh, I want a quick fix. Or we'll just build this because it's quickly. And we kind of just, oh, that works.
Bobby Bones
I just hire somebody and I asked them not to devalue craftsmanship. But I will not do it because I. I suck.
Amy
Bullying teachers out of the profession. Like, in 10 years, we may have less and less teachers.
Bobby Bones
That'd be bad teachers. And parents get a raw deal, generally speaking, because everybody wants to judge everything that they're doing. And I think stylistically everybody's different. Okay, go ahead.
Amy
Filming kids. Worst moments for Internet clout.
Bobby Bones
Ah, that's pretty funny, though. When they fall down and stuff or they say, like, bad words. I will watch a five minute reel of toddlers saying the worst bad words and laugh out loud like, someone's in the back seat. They're like, what you say? Well, dad said the beaten Eagles lost the game last night, and the kid's like, two and a half dude. I will laugh every time. That's the funniest thing to me. Okay.
Amy
And the number one thing we may regret in 10 years is putting our entire lives on the Internet.
Bobby Bones
I feel like we're a little better about that, though. I think maybe in a couple we'll regret what we did like, seven, eight years ago more than ten years from now. Because I think we kind of understand.
Amy
I think we've gotten better.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
Because you used to.
Bobby Bones
Used to be like. And the joke would be like, I don't want to follow you and take a watch. You take a picture of your food. And people don't do that that much anymore. Like, I do if it's like, rocking. But people don't just update everything for the most Part, but yeah, no, I think they're personal things that you were telling us the other day. Like, don't put, like, if your house is for sale, the sign of.
Amy
Yeah. Be like, oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Find your personal information in weird ways. Now.
Amy
Bought this house, and if the realtor's on there and they know the city you're in, they can easily find where you live.
Bobby Bones
I regret putting my birth certificate online. Yeah, I really regret that. I shouldn't have done that. So, anyway, what else you got?
Amy
1 in 5 gen zers can't change a light bulb.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
They're stupid. That's not about Gen Z. That's about. That's being stupid.
Lunchbox
Well, light bulbs are a little more complicated now.
Bobby Bones
They're not. You put it in, you turn it.
Amy
I kind of want to go home and just with my kids again. My daughter being 17, almost 18, I'm gonna be like, do you know if you could change this light bulb right here?
Bobby Bones
Even if they've never changed a light bulb, you should be able to get the feel and just turn it. Because I never remember in my life at any point me not being able to change a light bulb, even like seven years old.
Amy
I know, but something about them, because they just fear it. Even the latter part, it says, like, in the whole survey, they talked about, like, getting out a ladder and climbing up it and having to.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that's different to the light bulb. If they're like, they don't know how to use a ladder. Oh, my God.
Amy
They say the ladder might be.
Bobby Bones
Eliminate that generation. We need to start over.
Amy
The ladder's too dangerous. I'm Amy. That's my pile.
Bobby Bones
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good.
Amy
So shout out to Spencer Bosley from Witchita, Kansas. Maybe you've seen him on Tik Tok or Instagram. He has millions of followers. But he recently came to the rescue of an elderly woman named Beth. She was struggling to maintain her yard, and the city reached out to her and said, hey, we're about to charge you $250 to take care of your yard for you. He heard about it, showed up, and he realized there was actually a lot of issues at her house in addition to just the yard. And she had accessibility issues, like she needed a ramp and all these other things that would just make her house easier for her to live in. So he put up a hundred thousand dollar goal and he has millions of followers. So I thought, okay, cool, we'll get there. Guess what? He now has $800,000. And he's been able to do so much work at Beth's house. It's really.
Bobby Bones
That's a lot more. Does he give her all of that? I mean, should. Right?
Amy
Like, well, he's organized it for her. He's going to do, like, a ramp, a new driveway, a chairlift from her basement.
Bobby Bones
That's 300.
Amy
All the broken windows. He's going to hire a yard company to maintain her yard indefinitely.
Bobby Bones
I hear you. Let's make sure that 800 gets to her.
Amy
No, no. I'm sure he'll diversify the funds elsewhere if he needs to. He seems like just a really cool, very giving.
Bobby Bones
But if you raised it just for her, that's. That's all her.
Amy
True. I don't know how they have to do that, but maybe Beth would be like, you know what?
Bobby Bones
Your voice.
Amy
You know what if.
Bobby Bones
No, that's good.
Amy
Tina down the road, hopefully, like, buys.
Bobby Bones
Her a new house.
Lunchbox
Have you seen this guy on Tick Tock? I saw him last night.
Bobby Bones
Maybe I would recognize him. Like, he's come through my timeline or my for you page. Yeah.
Lunchbox
I literally saw this video last night, and now that Amy's talking about. That's crazy.
Amy
I saw one video. It's got. I just looked it up to make sure it was the same guy, and it is. It's got almost 20 million views at this point. But he showed up at one girl's house just saying, hey, and your yard's a little overgrown. I want to take care of it for free. And she literally was like, what? And then she goes, wait, I've seen.
Bobby Bones
And it was just, I don't recognize him. It's awesome. I'm looking at him now in his story, but I don't recognize.
Lunchbox
Well, now that we're talking about, your phone's listening. It'll be on today.
Amy
So the cool thing about him is he started mowing yards, I think, when he was like 11 years old or something, and then just started to see overgrown yards and then went to go mow some of them for free at night in his spare time. And then he started making videos and uploaded them. And then there's been such a response, and that's how he has millions of followers now.
Bobby Bones
SB Mowing is his name. I would recognize the guy that goes around and people, like, pull into a parking spot in an expensive car and it goes, can I ask you a question? What do you do for a living?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And then sometimes people recognize him and they're like, oh, I've seen you on TikTok. That guy would recognize. Great story. That is what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. They asked people what their dream job would be. Just generally, what would be a dream to do this job, even if you have no experience, no background in it. First I'm going to ask you, what do you think the number one dream job of people, teens to older adults, would be? Number one dream job. Just anybody walking down the street.
Amy
Teens to older adults.
Bobby Bones
That. That's your sample size there.
Amy
Okay. When you say older adult, what does that mean?
Bobby Bones
People aren't dead.
Amy
Oh, gosh. But that's so like, if I ask my teenager her dream job, she's gonna be like, influencer. YouTube.
Bobby Bones
Right?
Lunchbox
That's a good one.
Bobby Bones
And that. But that would be the younger.
Amy
But then I feel like older adult might be like, pilot.
Bobby Bones
Number one answer. Pilot pilots. The number one answer overall over the whole wide net is pilot. See, you got there.
Amy
I got there.
Bobby Bones
You worked through it and you got there.
Lunchbox
That's crazy.
Amy
Finally. That was stressful. Why is it Violet?
Bobby Bones
So I. It doesn't go into their specific reasons.
Lunchbox
Do you guys want to be pilots?
Bobby Bones
I don't want to be a passenger. I don't want to fly. So no. So number. I'm going to read you the list here. I'm going to give you top 10. And then what is your. What would your dream job be? Now you specifically. Number one, pilot. Number two, attorney. Number three, police officer. Number four, pharmacist. Number five, nurse. Number six, physical therapist. Number seven, midwife. Number eight, prosecutor. Little overlap there with attorney, but okay. Number nine, actor. And number 10, judge. Now, doctor did come in at 11 and YouTuber came in at 13 and like, paramedic was at 20.
Lunchbox
No rock star in there.
Bobby Bones
Anything? No, I don't think people really feel like that's a real job that you can get. Oh. Because, I mean, rockstar, you've got to go and actually do all the work as, like, a poor musician. These. If you just get thrown into that. I mean, you can start being a YouTuber right now.
Amy
You can't just be a. Yeah, I feel like judge. No way I'd ever want to do that.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I do that tomorrow.
Amy
Retaliation.
Bobby Bones
I'll be a judge tomorrow.
Amy
No, no.
Bobby Bones
I tell my wife there are two things I can do. A CIA agent and a judge tomorrow.
Lunchbox
Doesn't that go with you everywhere, that bailiff?
Bobby Bones
No, bailiff does not go with you, bro.
Amy
I feel like you just constantly think your life was in danger if you.
Bobby Bones
Were a judge, I felt right now, okay, I live in danger. Danger is my middle name. That or William. I forget.
Lunchbox
I think it's William.
Bobby Bones
Okay, me too. Now that you say that. I think it is William. Amy, dream job.
Amy
Heart surgeon.
Lunchbox
What on earth?
Bobby Bones
Nice. Let's go.
Amy
Honestly, I would know how to do it. I'd be a respected cardiologist. I'd go speak at conventions.
Bobby Bones
So now you want to be a speaker?
Amy
No, because I'd be really sought after. And I would go, my friend is a heart. Her husband's a heart surgeon. And it's really. He goes and speaks all over the world.
Bobby Bones
Dang. Okay. I like it.
Amy
I'm like, that's.
Bobby Bones
You get to travel lives, big eyes and big goals. And she nailed it. Heart surgeon is her dream job. I'm gonna go. I don't want to be lame. I'm gonna be so lame. Can we. Can I be lame?
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Are you permission to be like, I'm doing it?
Amy
No, you can't do that.
Bobby Bones
That's what I said. I know it's lame. Okay. Baseball player.
Lunchbox
There we go.
Jon Stewart
There we go.
Bobby Bones
I use. I build Legos. I don't sound 12.
Lunchbox
You don't think the baseball player thing, that would get tiring playing baseball.
Bobby Bones
Tiring. Dude, wake me. Waking up at 3:15 in the morning gets t hate it.
Amy
Out of all the professional sports you choose baseball, football.
Bobby Bones
Shorter shelf life, get injured more.
Amy
I'd go basketball.
Bobby Bones
Baseball is guaranteed money. Basketball is too. Baseball careers, baseball. You probably make more money if you're good. I got to get good.
Amy
The game is slow.
Morgan
It's grind, man. It's a lot of days.
Bobby Bones
A lot.
Amy
There's a lot of games. Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Basketball, 90s high energy. Yeah, but you just like basketball better. I like baseball better. I'm judging. You know what I do? I wouldn't do hard. I do brain. Amy.
Amy
Brain thinks that would be be cool. Brain would be cool. I just feel like it just be so cool that you knew how all these things work and you're saving lives in this way. And people just be like, it's got to be weird for those people.
Bobby Bones
So I'll be baseball player. Except really. Really. It's this I'm doing now, Eddie.
Lunchbox
Well, I'm not going to make any money doing this, but I want to be a fishing boat captain.
Bobby Bones
It's. This is not about money. You enjoy.
Lunchbox
You guys are going to be rich. You're baseball player.
Bobby Bones
She's a never got at a rookie league ball.
Amy
I may have a lot of medical debt.
Bobby Bones
I think that's true.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Amy's in debt and I'm freaking playing. And. And the Rochester onions.
Amy
Maybe I do volunteer hearts.
Bobby Bones
That'd be terrible. You can do that behind wall files right now.
Lunchbox
So you'd be fishing boat captain. Nice God to be on the ocean every day of your life. Oh, yeah. Not. Not the lake.
Bobby Bones
Because Arkansas keeps a striper guide for a long time that. You don't want to do that.
Lunchbox
No, no, I want to go out to the ocean. Deep sea fishing every single day. Pull out some big monsters out of the ocean.
Bobby Bones
Got it. Morgan.
Ray
Oh, I want to be an astronaut. I'm so fascinated by space. Like, I wish that I could work for NASA right now. I wish that it was so smart that I could understand and just discover aliens, life, everything.
Bobby Bones
Big jump there. Yeah. For NASA. Discover aliens. Yeah.
Morgan
I don't think you're gonna be that.
Amy
Good at NASA, but, like, it doesn't scare you to go. Amy's gonna be a heart surgery.
Bobby Bones
Speeches on heart surgery. You can find aliens.
Amy
Yeah, you can. I guess I'm saying, is there. Do you have fear about going to space, though? Like, if you got an offer to go to space tomorrow, you would go?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Morgan
What about those Astro I stuck up there.
Amy
That's cool. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But I would never go.
Ray
It's just so fascinating.
Bobby Bones
If Jeff Bezos called, it was like mugan. It's Jeff Bezos. I like for you to come out of the flat where you got to go up to come back down. Would you like to go? Yes, that.
Amy
Yeah, I just hang up.
Ray
So fascinating.
Bobby Bones
I don't know a picture. I'm talking like Dr. Evil, kind of. And it looks like him.
Amy
Like, I love.
Ray
I wish I had a telescope so I could just see everything.
Bobby Bones
Telescope. I'll make that happen. Amazon.com they sell them Luxbox easy.
Morgan
Reality star, reality TV star. Jump from show to show. Win one, you work what, two, three months a year? I mean, oh, my gosh. It'd be so amazing. And go to these cool locations where they film these shows. You battle it out for millions of dollars. Give it to me.
Bobby Bones
I don't think there are many shows that battle it out for millions anymore.
Morgan
Yeah. Survivor, Amazing Race.
Bobby Bones
1 million if you win this Survivor, right?
Morgan
A million dollars. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But you got your appearance fee, and.
Lunchbox
You'Re gonna win all those.
Morgan
You don't win them all, but you're gonna win some of them.
Bobby Bones
But who gets to do all the reality shows? So I guess a lot of them.
Morgan
A Lot of people do now. They bounce from one to one to one to one to one. They go from Survivor.
Bobby Bones
You can do games. Mr. Beast is five million. That's the most ever Netflix. No, Amazon.
Lunchbox
Amazon.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Thank you.
Morgan
I mean, you guys crap on mine. Mine's awesome.
Lunchbox
You're good, dude.
Bobby Bones
Good luck. Everybody got made fun of. You're just the one that got sensitive over.
Amy
I think I cr. Bobby's more than Amy was.
Morgan
Like, that's baseball.
Bobby Bones
How about basketball? Idiot. Sorry. Gosh. Yeah, I. I support. I'll be at your speech, though.
Amy
Thank you.
Lunchbox
Don't forget, though, Morgan's gonna find aliens.
Amy
That's awesome.
Ray
Okay, but how cool would that be?
Lunchbox
So cool.
Bobby Bones
I guess it just. Just depends how nice they are back. Have you seen Arrival?
Ray
Yeah, I've seen Arrival. I've seen. That's why I also love sci fi movies.
Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
Hey, it's Bobby Bones. Join me and former NFL quarterback Matt Castle every Wednesday for our new podcast, Lots to say with Bobby Bones and Matt Castle. Between us, we have over 17,500 passing yards, multiple New York Times bestsellers, and one mirrorball trophy from Dancing with the Star. So where else are you gonna find a show with that much athleticism and football insight? Based in Nashville, we're more than just your basic NFL show. We talk sports, but we talk pop culture and music and a little bit of everything because we got lots to say. I texted you, and you texted me back. Now, I don't know if you have the update, but, like, all the little thumbs up and heart and stuff, like, it's all colored. They changed it, and the heart's a little pink. It felt like I told you I loved you. I'm going to be honest. It was a little pink. There was something sentimental when you. Like when you send it, it's like, do I send the heart now? I don't like the color edition. It's extremely pink. Listen to Lots to Say with Bobby Bones and Matt Castle on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Drafting best candy bars. Amy got the first pick. We rolled the dice. Oh, what's the greatest candy bar? Amy?
Amy
Go Reese's. Does that count?
Bobby Bones
You can pick anything you want, so you pick.
Amy
Well, by the look on your face, I'm not sure that you think that Reese's cups count.
Morgan
Well, he doesn't like it because he has peanut butter.
Bobby Bones
I have a list, and that's on it, but it's really. It's not a candy bar, but I think you're. It's on the. It's a candy bar aisle. I'm not gonna like. I don't care enough to fight you over it. I think people would agree with you.
Amy
All right, Reese's got cups.
Bobby Bones
Let's go. But cut, right? Cups.
Lunchbox
Cups.
Amy
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I like it. Stand by it.
Amy
They look like a bar in the package. Looks like a bar.
Bobby Bones
Amen. Hey, couldn't said it better myself, sister. All right, Ray, my turn. This is for Boomer. He told me every kid at his school loves Twix. Twix is awesome.
Lunchbox
And Boomer's his nephew.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, Boomer's how old? 17. That's our demo, baby. Ray goes with Twix as the best candy bar lunchbox.
Morgan
You're not yourself when you're hungry, Snickers.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's. To me, that have been number one.
Morgan
I'm shocked it made it to three.
Bobby Bones
But I don't like peanut butter, to be honest, so I wouldn't. I wouldn't have jumped on that one.
Amy
I don't like Snickers.
Bobby Bones
What? You don't?
Amy
No.
Morgan
Sorry.
Bobby Bones
Usually if I'm, like, feeling like somebody else and I have Snickers, I'm myself again. Of course, yes. Morgan.
Amy
No.
Ray
I'm gonna go with KitKat1.
Bobby Bones
I was just hoping would last. Great pick. I have nothing. Like, I have. I have nine candy bars, but none of them are in the category of the top tier like you guys are. I have nothing.
Morgan
I understand.
Bobby Bones
All mine are garbage.
Morgan
I'm.
Bobby Bones
And I'm gonna finish last because mine suck. I got the bad dice roll, and I hate peanut butter. But I guess I'm gonna go with Butterfinger because it's, like, the biggest brand.
Amy
So good.
Morgan
I mean.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
What else are you gonna do?
Bobby Bones
What? I. I.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
Maybe it's right. People like it. I hate.
Morgan
I. I'm struggling on what to pick next.
Bobby Bones
Butterfinger. It's mine.
Morgan
Good pick.
Bobby Bones
That's the first round. So now we're gonna go backward, and I'll get the first pick of the second round. Oh, this just in. Still a bunch of sucky ones. You know, I'm tempted. There are no rules.
Morgan
Oh, I know.
Amy
Hence Reese's Cups.
Bobby Bones
Like, what if I went with, like, turkey and dressing and just threw the whole thing off?
Lunchbox
Oh, weird.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Or, like, charity to orphans and, like, just put, like, something in there to get votes. I won't do that.
Morgan
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go payday.
Morgan
Good.
Bobby Bones
As my second round pick. Best candy bars. I used to work at Hobby Lobby, and I didn't have dinner one night, and I had, like, eight of them because it's all there was to eat, and I haven't had one since you threw up. I felt so bad for weeks, so I. But payday. I, I, I did like them back in the day. Morgan.
Ray
Hey, this could go either way, but I'm gonna go with whatchamacallit.
Bobby Bones
Explain that bar to me, though. I'm sure it's great.
Amy
Oh, gosh.
Ray
I think it has everything from every little bar.
Amy
It's crispy.
Ray
It has caramel. It has, like, the chocolatey stretch.
Bobby Bones
Like, if you open it, is it, like, a little squares? No. They're delicious. Yeah, they're so good. I don't know. I. I don't know what that one is.
Morgan
They renamed it, though. It's not even what you would call it anymore.
Lunchbox
Yeah, no, they still have whatchamacallit.
Bobby Bones
McCall. I just thought it was the one that were in little squares. When you break, there's caramel that comes out of it. Yeah. No, because I think commercial that you're thinking of, I don't know. Lunchbox.
Morgan
Yeah. You're gonna have to give me the Milky Way.
Ray
Actually, the worst one.
Bobby Bones
Well, I need to be explained what a Milky Way is.
Lunchbox
Yeah, That's a weird one, man.
Amy
It's like a Three Musketeers but with caramel kind of.
Morgan
It's like a nougat.
Bobby Bones
What I know is just.
Morgan
It's just like you said from Halloween.
Bobby Bones
The minis, like, when they do that. What? There's the coconut one.
Lunchbox
Almond Joy.
Bobby Bones
Like, Almond Joy has nuts. Mounds Nuts. Whatever that song is. Guys, I don't know the mini candy bars. Now I think about it, Milky Way is almost like a Snickers without the nuts. Like J.B. snickers. Like, couldn't quite make. They take all the good stuff out of a Snickers and it's a Milky Way.
Amy
And then Three Musketeers just has the nugget.
Bobby Bones
That's funny. You call it. What do you call it?
Amy
Nugget.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
I thought it was like a chocolate mousse.
Ray
Is it not?
Amy
It's a nougat.
Bobby Bones
Okay, let's go over to. I think it's Rhett. Are we at Ray? It's Ray going backward. Go ahead. Ray Bone's favorite, and he didn't pick them Rolos. That was my dude. Yes. It's my favorite, but I don't want to go non traditional because I have terrible choices. Yeah, Rolos are awesome. It is the best. Okay. Best candy bars. We're drafting Amy Reese's.
Amy
Take five.
Bobby Bones
Please explain.
Amy
Oh, take five is. I got the pretzel in the middle with the peanut butter around it.
Bobby Bones
You're going full Reese's. You're. I like it. You're committed. You're dedicated.
Morgan
Dialed in.
Bobby Bones
Did you know you did that?
Amy
Yes, I did.
Bobby Bones
Good. Okay.
Amy
Take five is so good.
Bobby Bones
Never with it.
Morgan
Take five.
Bobby Bones
Not hating on it.
Ray
I do like to take five. I'm with you.
Amy
Yeah. Underrated peanut butter. Yeah. Okay.
Bobby Bones
That's why I wouldn't. Wouldn't wait in that water.
Amy
Right?
Bobby Bones
No peanut butter for me. Okay, Amy, so far you have Reese's cups and take five.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
As your best candy bars. Is take five a candy bar, though?
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What is your last pick?
Amy
He's bar.
Morgan
That's delicious.
Bobby Bones
Is it really only Halloween in a little bit? Because it's like the.
Amy
The toffee or have you ever gotten a blizzard with heat?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Morgan
Oh, that's the best blizzard.
Amy
That's where it's at.
Bobby Bones
That's good. Okay, Amy's got Reese's cups. Take Five and Heath bar. Amy's a grandma.
Amy
Those are not grandma.
Bobby Bones
Your grandma there. And I like them.
Amy
Take five is young and hip.
Bobby Bones
If you have to say that about it, it ain't good choices. Ray, you're up. My other nephew, Asher, at his school, they eat Feastables. That Mr. Beast candy bar. That's not a candy bar. Isn't a feast. Is it feastable, A candy bar or like a.
Lunchbox
Okay, no clue.
Bobby Bones
And the cool thing about them is they're SNAP and ebt. So if you're low income, you can go to the store and use that and get them. Hey, Ray's right. I'm thinking of uncrustables, which are have peanut butter in them, so I don't even know what that is. I hate them.
Lunchbox
Sandwich.
Morgan
What is yours called?
Bobby Bones
Feastables. It's for sure a candy bar. I don't know what you said after that because I was looking it up, but I'll but good. Good pick. Wait, so more people eat feastables for free? You don't have to get. Hey, when I was a kid, I had 100 of these that have been awesome. The government cheese, man. Now you can get the Feasties. That's awesome. Government cheese is now a candy bar. All right, Lunchbox.
Morgan
Yeah. Guys, it is plain and it is delicious. Give me the Hershey's milk chocolate bar. Plain Hershey's bar.
Lunchbox
It's pretty good.
Bobby Bones
Morgan.
Ray
I don't know. I feel like I'm struggling.
Amy
Okay.
Ray
I'm between two, and I guess Bobby could have the other one.
Bobby Bones
I've got, like, nine that suck, so I have a lot of options.
Ray
Yeah, like, they both are not my favorite, but okay. I'll go with the three musketeers.
Bobby Bones
Can you. I've had one. Don't really remember it. Are you going from memory? Because explain to me what's in that. Yes.
Ray
It's just like it to me. It's chocolate mousse on the inside, and then the outside is, like, hard chocolate.
Lunchbox
That's the nougat.
Bobby Bones
That chocolate mousse. I know what that is in a. In a candy bar.
Amy
Low key. Really good.
Ray
I just am never gonna, like, purposely choose it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so I'm the last to go. So I can just tell you guys what I have on my list here. I do have something like Hershey's with almonds.
Lunchbox
That's the best.
Bobby Bones
I do have a Baby Ruth.
Morgan
That's good.
Amy
Could you pick that? World's famous chocolate with almonds.
Bobby Bones
Sure. I can pick whatever the crap I want. What's that called? Candy that's sold on the street. In the box. Yeah, for charity. Charity candy bars.
Amy
Lunchbox sold them. We all sold them, I'm sure, at one point. But those are good.
Bobby Bones
One that I really like. That I don't know that the public likes, that I love is Nestle Crunch bars. Those are good. Love them in that foil paper.
Morgan
And they got the Rice Krispies in them.
Bobby Bones
The Hershey's Cookies and cream is another Hershey's, which is more of a niche version of the that I have on my list. I even put Cadbury Eggs. Now, I know not the most popular, but I just was writing stuff down.
Amy
Okay. You called me a grandma.
Bobby Bones
I didn't. I'm not picking it.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I had yours on my list, too, but I didn't pick them.
Amy
Okay. I'm just saying, if you go with Cadbury, I'm not going to.
Bobby Bones
Trust me, you're the old one. Mounds. Because I was talking earlier. Oh, yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know. I think I'm gonna go with this. And it could get me eliminated, but it also could be a home run. I have a puncher's chance with this one, and I'm gonna follow the lead of people like Amy and Ray. I know he's doing this, and I'm taking M M's.
Lunchbox
Yep.
Morgan
Yeah, I thought about it.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna go M M's because it's not a. It's not a candy bar. I'm a fraud. But I hate the rest of them.
Amy
Just plain or peanut.
Bobby Bones
I'm just. I'm just gonna go with M M's in general and let people assign whichever one they want because there are a.
Lunchbox
Lot of varieties now.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'm just gonna go M M's.
Ray
Do you like peanut M M's since you don't like peanut butter?
Bobby Bones
I love peanuts. I love peanuts and I love butter and I love almond butter.
Ray
I'll never make sense to me.
Lunchbox
But you don't like peanut butter.
Bobby Bones
I hate peanut butter. The smell of it.
Amy
Consistency of peanut butter and almond butter is very different.
Bobby Bones
It's not even the consistency. I don't put it in my mouth to get the consistency. It smells so bad.
Amy
You don't smell it when you're eating the peanut.
Bobby Bones
My nose is in my nose hole in my mouth.
Amy
It's all part. It's all connected.
Bobby Bones
No, I can eat peanuts all day long. I hate peanut butter.
Amy
You just have to swallow it real quick before it turns into mush.
Bobby Bones
I can, Joy. Sometimes I'll take butter and put peanuts in it and eat that.
Lunchbox
That your own peanut?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, Little concoction. Okay, so we all have our teams. You can go to bobbybones.com and vote on the team you like the best. Don't vote on just the first pick, obviously, because not everybody got the first pick. But Amy has Reese's Cups Take five. And Heath Bar. Ray has Twix, Rolos and Feastables. It's hilarious. It's like grandma and grandson like a 12 year old is Ray Lunchbox has Snickers, Milky Way and Hershey's. Morgan has Kit Kat whatchamacallit and three Musketeers. And I have Butterfinger. I hate paper, Payday and M M's Vote and we'll have a new champion. Go to bobbybellens.com Amy, I want you to explain this to me. I don't have a theory. Researchers have found that you might want to watch your waiters wait when you're eating out because it can affect the bill. In the latest study of environmental cues to overeating, researchers have identified a new indulgence trigger a pleasingly server who is overweight. In a study of about 500 diners at over 60 restaurants in America of all different kinds of restaurants as far as price and kind of food. And they said most of them are casual, like an Applebee's or a Chili's. Customers who were served by waiters who were heavier ordered more food, ordered more drinks. They were also four times more likely to order dessert than those served by skinnier waiters. They also drank 20% more alcoholic beverages. It's from Cornell's Food and Brand Lab at Cornell University. Amy, what is your theory? Why do we order more food when the waiter weighs more?
Amy
Well, the first theory that comes to mind is maybe they eat more and they recommend more. Or what they're recommending is necessarily like, you know, the friendliest when it comes to your health. So they might be like, oh, you got to get this appetizer and you got to get this fried thing and get this.
Bobby Bones
That they're more passionate about the calamari.
Amy
Maybe. Okay, maybe. I mean, my dad always carried a little extra weight and he loved food, was very passionate. I feel like he would have recommended so much on the menu. So that's just. I mean, that's where my brain goes.
Bobby Bones
I would believe somebody fatter when they're.
Amy
Talking about eating and they know what they're talking about.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I'll be like, that's an expert.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like, if somebody comes and they're all ripped up in their tight shirt and they're like, hey, the cheesecake to die for, I'd be like, you're full of crap.
Amy
Yeah. You lie. You've never tried it.
Bobby Bones
I think you may be on to something here. What a weird study, though, to go, like, let's just see about fat waiters versus skinny waiters.
Lunchbox
Weird.
Bobby Bones
But when I see an influencer, I want to know that they're an expert in the area they influence. And maybe they're just our table influencers.
Amy
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And maybe. Which.
Amy
Good for them. Because the more people spend, the bigger their tip.
Lunchbox
What if you think that, like, they eat the food there so much that they're fat?
Bobby Bones
That.
Lunchbox
And that it must be good.
Bobby Bones
That's kind. That's a. That's a. That's a child of what Amy's saying. Yes.
Amy
No, I just. I think we trust them.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Probably saying, like, yeah, we tried. We. It may not even be that they know everything from that restaurant.
Bobby Bones
I think they've eaten everything on the menu, for sure. Right, right, right.
Amy
In general, they know also, because I.
Bobby Bones
Would also think somebody that's in shape at, let's just say, an Applebee's and is, like, recommending all the. The. The. I'd be like, you just.
Lunchbox
You're lying.
Bobby Bones
You're passing the company line here. Yeah.
Lunchbox
You didn't eat that.
Amy
I don't know. I'm just thinking, like, of times that I've been out to eat and I've asked the server, and when they don't answer directly with confidence, I don't believe what they're saying. Like, there was one time where I. We were asking, and he was like, oh, yeah, this is my favorite. And then he had to look down at his piece of paper, and he's like, there's. There's mushrooms and there's cheese. Like, he was trying to explain it, but he acted like it was his favorite dish ever. And I was like, instantly. I don't believe you.
Bobby Bones
So unfair to go. Skinny waiter doesn't know. But I can understand why it'd be like, if you go and you want to become a bodybuilder or learn how to get in real big shape, you'd probably want to go to somebody that is in shape whenever you eat, you probably want to go to someone that does eat whenever you want to learn how to fly, you go to pilot.
Lunchbox
Sure.
Bobby Bones
Maybe that's what it is. I thought that was so interesting. And also, who thought to do that study? Let's go and see if the fat waiters know more.
Amy
Sometimes when we go over certain studies, I'm like, we really invested time and money into this research.
Bobby Bones
Cornell did, dude.
Lunchbox
But it makes me think too, like, wow, that's what everyone else is doing in the world. Like somebody's doing that right now. That's when they say, I'm going to work study.
Bobby Bones
That's them going to work. It's time for the good news with Bobby. A dad and a son in North Carolina heroically saved a cop and the dog. Cop had from a burning car after a high speed chase. So Curtis and his 17 year old son Pete, they heard about the crash on a police scanner and so like we got to go to this. So the deputy Robert Taylor's vehicle had collided with a tree during a pursuit of a suspected stolen car. When it hit the tree, the car caught on fire. Bad collision, like the entire front is smooshed in big fire coming out of the front of it. They hear about it on the radio. They happen to be close. They're like, that's near. They go over to it and that. They literally climbed in the car and got the dog and the guy out. I mean, this is a bad crash. I'm surprised anybody lived from this crash. The father and the son's bravery ensured the officer and the dog lived. They said right place, right time. But I'm telling you, it's got to be more than just that. It's got to be right place, right time, right person, right decision.
Lunchbox
And the man heroic brain.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, all that. Man upstairs. Deputies upstairs, everybody. Deputy Taylor's recovering well after surgery and they're going to honor the father and son. They don't say they caught the guy that stole the car though. Oh, yeah, I would imagine they didn't. If they didn't put in the story.
Lunchbox
And he crashed, maybe he lost him.
Bobby Bones
Oh, he for sure lost him. Yeah.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I mean, well, yeah, but if he was the only one for sure he's gone.
Morgan
Yeah, probably.
Bobby Bones
Because then you take your resources and you go help the guy rather than chase the guy.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Shout out to the dad and the son, Pete and Curtis, heroes, man. That's from the New York Post. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. And that is the end of the first half of the podcast. That is the end of the first half of the podcast that is the end end of the first half of the podcast that is the end of the first half of the podcast. You can go to podcast too, or you can wait till podcast to come out.
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The Bobby Bones Show: Episode Summary
Title: TUES PT 1: Draft: Best Candy Bars + Amy Is Going To Remove Her Tattoo
Release Date: January 21, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Author: Premiere Networks
The episode opens with Bobby Bones engaging in a lively conversation with Amy and Lunchbox about their tattoos, humorously referring to themselves as "tatted up bikers." Bobby shares his limited ink, mentioning, “[03:03] Bobby Bones: So mine. The state of Arkansas. I have my mom and my grandma's initials...,” highlighting personal connections behind his tattoos.
Amy delves deeper into her own tattoos, explaining their sentimental value: “[03:33] Amy: You have two on my left wrist, and one is joy in my mom's handwriting... she drew. And my sister and I went and got the joy together while our mom was having cancer...” This emotional backdrop sets the stage for her decision to remove her tattoos due to the ink bleeding over time. Amy states, “[04:00] Amy: I just feel like it's time to get them lasers off,” expressing her resolve to preserve the original meaning of her tattoos.
Bobby addresses common misconceptions about tattoo removal, sharing his surprise: “[05:28] Bobby Bones: I'm glad you said that, because it looks on TikTok, whenever I'm watching videos, people get tattoo removal. It looks so easy now...” This leads to a discussion about the reality of the removal process, emphasizing that it can be lengthy and painful. Ray adds his firsthand experience: “[06:34] Ray: I actually sat in on my ex getting one of his tattoos removed. So this process, it actually takes depending on how big, how thick, it can take years.”
Amy ultimately decides to proceed with her tattoo removal after consulting with her sister, who supports her: “[07:37] Amy: Have my sister's blessing, because it just felt like something really special we did together...”
A heartfelt voicemail from a listener prompts a deep discussion on balancing financial roles within a relationship and handling external judgments. The listener shares his struggle: “[23:53] Amy: An update on the whole Eddie trying.” He elaborates on feeling judged by his wife’s family due to her significantly higher earnings: “[14:55] Bobby Bones: I think there is nothing externally that is going to help you get through this...”
Bobby advises focusing on internal confidence and recognizing one's value beyond financial contributions: “[19:10] Bobby Bones: You are valuable. You matter.” The conversation explores strategies to cope with insensitive remarks and reinforces the importance of self-worth: “[17:31] Amy: Yeah.”
Transitioning to a lighter segment, Bobby introduces a fun game where guests draft their favorite candy bars. The competitive yet humorous atmosphere is evident as Amy confidently declares, “[42:25] Amy: Go Reese's. Does that count?” While Lunchbox and Morgan express their preferences for classics like Snickers and Twix, Bobby humorously laments his disdain for peanut butter-based treats: “[43:25] Bobby Bones: But I don't like peanut butter, to be honest...”
The segment is filled with playful banter and spirited debates over candy bar merits. Amy stands firm with her choices, including Reese's Cups and Take Five: “[47:04] Bobby Bones: Amy's got Reese's Cups and Take five.” The discussion highlights personal tastes and nostalgic preferences, making it an engaging and relatable part of the episode.
A thought-provoking study from Cornell's Food and Brand Lab is examined, revealing that customers tend to order more from heavier waiters. Amy theorizes, “[53:34] Amy: Well, the first theory that comes to mind is maybe they eat more and they recommend more...” suggesting that heavier waiters might have a better understanding of the menu.
Bobby adds his perspective on the authenticity of recommendations, emphasizing trust based on a server's appearance: “[54:15] Amy: I don't believe you.” The conversation delves into societal perceptions and the psychology behind customer-server interactions, questioning whether a server’s weight genuinely influences dining choices or if it's a matter of perceived expertise and trustworthiness.
In an inspiring segment, Bobby shares a heroic story about a father, Curtis, and his 17-year-old son, Pete, who saved a police officer and his dog from a burning car after a high-speed chase ended in a crash. He narrates, “[56:04] Amy: A dad and a son in North Carolina heroically saved a cop and the dog...”
Bobby praises their bravery, stating, “[57:22] Bobby Bones: Shout out to the dad and the son, Pete and Curtis, heroes...” The story underscores the importance of quick thinking and courage in life-threatening situations, leaving listeners uplifted and appreciative of everyday heroes.
As the first half of the episode wraps up, Bobby encourages listeners to engage with the show’s interactive segments and upcoming content. The blend of personal anecdotes, listener interactions, and entertaining segments like the candy bar draft ensures a well-rounded and engaging episode that resonates with a diverse audience.
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This episode of The Bobby Bones Show masterfully combines heartfelt discussions, relatable listener stories, and entertaining segments, making it a must-listen for fans seeking both depth and laughter in their daily podcasts.