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Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
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Caller/Listener
Transmitting there.
Bobby Bones
Turn it up. This is a let's go. Welcome to Tuesday's show. Morning studio. Morning Bones. This is a Story about a chick fil, a employee who found the $10,000 in the bathroom and then didn't want the reward. It's crazy.
Amy
How much was the reward?
Bobby Bones
Well. And didn't want anything.
Amy
Oh, okay. I didn't know if there was a warden. They were like, no, no, I'm not going to take it.
Bobby Bones
I saw it. And then Lunchbox wanted to do a bonehead. Make it. This kid.
Lunchbox
Yeah. He's 18 years old, and he finds $10,000 to change his life, and he just turns it in.
Amy
Oh, that's what it was there for, to change his life.
Bobby Bones
So I saw it and I thought, oh, that's interesting. We didn't get to it. And then he said, can I do it as a bonehead? And I was like, it's not a bonehead. Yeah. 18 years old in North Carolina. His name's jaden. He discovered $9,333 in cash in two envelopes in the bathroom. He was shocked. He turned the restaurant over or turned it over to the restaurant. It was like, hey, not me. He was offered a 500 reward, and
Lunchbox
he said, no, no, no, I don't want money. And he refused it three times. And the person's like, no, no, take 500. Like, dude, you had $10,000. Now you have 5. 500 you're making. I just understand.
Bobby Bones
It wasn't his money. He found it. He didn't want to keep the money. Good for him. It was also a good Friday when it happened. And you. Lunchbox is asking off work for good Friday, and he also, like, gets mad at the kid for doing something good.
Lunchbox
I'm just telling you, that is a sign that your life is. Can change. Right there. Like, that is your moment.
Bones
Oh.
Lunchbox
You are presented with a chance to make a difference, and you don't even do it. You can have a car.
Bones
Are you mad at him for not keeping the 10,000 and not taking the both?
Lunchbox
I mean, not he.
Hunter Hayes
He.
Lunchbox
What do you call it? Compounded the idiotic move of not keeping it. And then he's like, no, I don't want $500. Why would you not want the $500?
Bobby Bones
I would think that whoever. Whomever lost that money probably had that money in an envelope for a reason. Going to pay something, possibly paying off a mortgage, a bookie, who knows?
Bones
You never know.
Bobby Bones
There's another story, this from the New York Post. This woman had a cough for a long time, just they could not figure out what it was. And finally they went in and instead of looking for, like, illnesses, it could Be they did an X ray and in close to her aorta, deep in her lungs, they found a nose ring. Oh. That she lost. But she lost it because it went inside of her.
Amy
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
They think while she slept. Yeah, the nose ring came loose, undone, went. Most likely. I don't know, I probably mouth. I don't think it would go through the nose without you realizing it.
Amy
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
I guess it could have been a small one, but I don't think that hole is so small. And it's not much of a difference in a fall. Like nose ring, it falls and you're.
Amy
I know.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
See, because the nose hole probably doesn't get stretched out like the ear hole. But I had a moment one time while I was driving because the. My ear hole had gotten so stretched out and big that the entire earring went through my ear and landed in my lap with the back on it. And I was so perplexed for like. It took me a while to figure out what had happened because I was like, no way. How is my earring in my lap with the back on it? And I was like, it came all the way through. My mind was blown. So if her nose hole did get teeny stretched out and it was a teeny tiny diamond stud or something, it could maybe slide through.
Bobby Bones
Initially unaware the jewelry had fallen out, likely when she slept, she had all these doctors look at her again, not really knowing for sure that's what it was or even that's what it was. They couldn't find anything until they started to go, okay, let's look for this nose ring. And then. Yeah, it was right by her aorta, deep in a lung. She coughed for months.
Amy
Wow. I was trying to get it out and it couldn't.
Bobby Bones
You know, the bad news is you got something stuck in there that almost killed you. The good news is they got it out. It was. It was a foreign object and it wasn't something like cancer.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
Next up, a woman in Arkansas shout out wore 55 t shirts and ran a half marathon to break a Guinness World record for most T shirts worn during a half marathon.
Lunchbox
What in the world?
Bones
So random.
Bobby Bones
What you need to do, Find one of these. Shout out to Meredith Smith in Fort Smith, Arkansas, said a Guinness World Record. It looks like the scene on Friends whenever. What? Joey's wearing all the shirts?
Amy
Could I be wearing any more clothes?
Bobby Bones
Well, that would be Chandler then.
Amy
No, it was Joey.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but he. Joey. Was Joey doing an impression of Chandler?
Amy
I don't know. I just remember him saying it like
Bobby Bones
That I haven't watched Friends now in so long, and I've seen every episode that now it starts to blur a little bit.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Having completed over 80 races as part of her health journey, she trained by running in multiple layers. 80 shirts, and she set the record. Good for her. Did you see the story where the kids in the bus got clipped by the train? Yes. Okay, so I have some audio here, too, from wpec. A school bus driver in Florida allegedly ignored warning lights and drove through a rail crossing, causing the bus to get clipped by a passing train. Video from a student inside the bus shows children screaming as the train passes by. Here's a clip from inside the bus.
Bones
Oh, that's so sad.
Bobby Bones
Oh, so nobody died.
Bones
Nope.
Bobby Bones
So I wouldn't have played that audio had anybody died. According to the arrest report, Yvonne Hampton, the driver of the bus, proceeded over a railroad crossing after the warning lights had already activated. What the heck? Why would you do that?
Bones
It was almost. I think it was, like, activated. And then didn't see anything for a while, so thought maybe no train was coming. And you're crossed it, but got stuck.
Bobby Bones
Got stuck in traffic.
Bones
So the bug is still kind of
Lunchbox
the back of it.
Bobby Bones
There's trap. No, no, no, no, no. First of all, no, there's lights. I think you got to call somebody and say, hey, is this. I get it. If there's lights for 10 minutes and there's no train coming, you think there's probably some sort of something wrong with the. You know, the electrical unit. Yeah. There. But if there's trap. There's cars in front of you at all. There's. You can't pull up. Yeah.
Bones
Anytime you think you're gonna.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God. That train, Amy, It. The. The train. Like, if you're in it, you can reach out and touch the bus is how close it was to hitting it.
Bones
Poor babies. They sounded so scared in the video.
Lunchbox
Like, one kid, I saw him, like, he left his backpack in the back, and then he ran back to get it. I'm like, no, dude, don't get your backpack. But the bus driver. What happened is the car in front of her started to go, so she started to cross the railroad tracks, and then the car stopped again because it couldn't turn at the red light, I don't think. And she stepped down. She quit her job. She didn't get terminated.
Bones
Oh, she quit.
Lunchbox
Yeah, she resigned.
Bobby Bones
She got ahead of it, luckily, I think. Here's a lesson. And also, nobody got hurt. And good. She stepped down. Good. You see the guy that Said, you're hot. Remember that guy?
Bones
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Reading a statement.
Lunchbox
Oh, gosh.
Caller/Listener
Yeah.
Amy
That was pretty difficult to watch.
Lunchbox
And he put his arm around her. He goes, you're so hot. Where do you go?
Bobby Bones
You weren't here. We talked about this for two days.
Amy
We're talking about his statement.
Bobby Bones
We're talking about his statement after.
Amy
Yeah. Which he was reading.
Bobby Bones
Which he was reading. And which was weird, too.
Bones
What do you say? It got taken out of context.
Bobby Bones
He was like, she. I was saying she was smart. She was on a roll.
Amy
Like, you know. You know, like when you're at the. I was picturing. Okay, yes. I guess we. Like when lunchbox is gambling or something like, oh, he's hot right now. He's on fire. Like, that's what he says.
Bobby Bones
He's like, you're hot.
Bones
Yes.
Bobby Bones
What school are you from?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Well.
Bobby Bones
And then him reading the letter.
Amy
I know. I felt sad.
Bobby Bones
Was not good.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Did you see the dad go up?
Bones
I finally saw that clip, Amy, of
Bobby Bones
the dad going up. Did we play that?
Hunter Hayes
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
Or we talked about it.
Lunchbox
What did the dad do? I didn't see that part.
Bobby Bones
He was like, I'll spend. Oh, yeah. We talk about, I'll spend all my money to make sure none of you are on this board. Why did none of you react?
Bones
And he gave him a chance. If anyone thinks that was inappropriate, raise your hand. No one did.
Bobby Bones
And he said, I will spend. I'll raise all this money to make sure you're all off this board of education. Like, school board.
Lunchbox
Wow. Good for that dad. Because that was real. I mean, he put his arm around. Oh, it was cringey.
Bobby Bones
Gross. Oh, I give you one more. A terrifying moment. A jet narrowly avoids crashing with service trucks at lax. Remember?
Bones
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
In New York when this happened and the pilots died in that plane. They had the fire truck. That's all I think about is when I see stories like this. A Frontier Airlines flight bound for Atlanta narrowly avoided a collision with service trucks while taxiing at LA International Airport on Wednesday night. Here is some pilot audio and a news story.
Bones
We said two trucks just cut us off.
Bobby Bones
We had to slam on the brakes not to hit them. This morning. Shocking audio detailing the moment a Frontier Airlines jet nearly collided with two trucks at LAX on Wednesday night. The pilot telling air traffic control the trucks crossed in front of the jet as they were taxiing at a slow speed. It happened so fast. And both of us are just like, holy. We're just slammed on the brakes. I might have to call the flight test. Make sure. Everybody's all right in the back.
Lunchbox
It was real close.
Bones
Closest I've ever seen.
Bobby Bones
The Airbus A321 aircraft taking off for Atlanta as scheduled. No injuries were reported to passengers or crew. We thank our CRE for their vigilance and professionalism. Are we just understaffed now? You know, they made a whole lot of cuts.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Are we just understaffed now?
Charlamagne Tha God
Everywhere.
Bobby Bones
And there's not enough people to.
Amy
That's what I wonder. Yeah. Is either. And then I know we have quality people working, but then there may be some not so quality people also.
Bobby Bones
Or there just aren't enough people.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because you can have great, great quality, but if there's not enough people to watch. Airports, like lax. Massive airport. Like, what was the other one? Jfk, or was it up there? Yeah, that was from NBC Los Angeles. Again, nobody got hurt there either. So the bus. Nobody got hurt. This one, Nobody got hurt. Creepy, dude.
Bones
Nobody got hurt.
Bobby Bones
But it was really creepy and weird. Yeah, Bones, it's the anonymous in box.
Lunchbox
There's a question to. We had.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Bobby. Bones. I just started dating a guy. It's been great. It could turn into something real. But then my best friend randomly looked him up on Instagram and found message requests that she had never seen from him. They were in her hidden folder. The messages weren't casual. He was trying to get her attention and take her out. The weird part is he's never mentioned it. We've all hung out now. It never came up. I know it was before me. He didn't do anything wrong, but it still feels odd. He pursued my best friend first, and now he's with me. He never said anything. Do I bring it up or let it go? Is this a red flag sign? Dm. Drama.
Amy
Awkward.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah. This is not drama. It's awkward, but it's not drama.
Amy
Yeah, I don't think it's a red
Bobby Bones
flag because there's nothing sketchy happening here. First of all, bro, go back in and go unsend on those messages.
Amy
Maybe he forgot.
Bobby Bones
I mean, once you meet the friends and you say, oh, he. Maybe he didn't know. You could unsend a message. Public service announcement. You can go in and unsend messages.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
In this situation, you go to that friend that never saw the messages when you were asking her out, and you unsend them because now you're with her friend.
Amy
Okay, okay, that's fair. I see. I just saw it. Depending on how many messages guy send out, I don't know, sometimes y' all just shoot your shot and see how many you could get. And photos look different. Like, it may not even be registering with him. Like, oh, my gosh, I've DMed that girl.
Bobby Bones
I mean, if he's got, like, nine lines out at once, you know, he's on the boat and he's got rods. Okay, but I. I hear you. I. And I will. I'll accept that.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna say that's probably not the case, but definitely could be the case. He's for sure sending messages out like crazy. But still, you know, if there's a somebody that says yes, and you already messaged their friend.
Amy
Mm.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so what I'm going to say is, first of all, do you bring it up? Yeah.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
But you got. Yes, but it can't be in an accusatory like, you did wrong way.
Amy
Be cool.
Bobby Bones
Oh, God. If you're saying, be cool, that's not cool. You're saying that's not cool.
Amy
No. Be breezy. Be cool.
Bobby Bones
No, it.
Amy
No. You can even say, like, I'm breezy.
Bobby Bones
No, don't say that.
Lunchbox
No.
Amy
And then. And then you say, like, funny, funny story. You know, my friend, I don't disagree
Bobby Bones
with what you're saying, but how you're presenting it is not how to do it.
Amy
Like, see, see, I didn't ask for this information. It came to me like, my friend just looked you up on Instagram and then saw the messages. Not like, we were looking for anything.
Bobby Bones
That's okay. But don't do that. I'm breezy. I'm cool.
Amy
Right? I like that. I do that.
Bones
But what's the question here? Like, okay, so what do you ask?
Amy
It's not really a question. It's just like, I know. I know.
Bobby Bones
Even that feels.
Bones
Yeah. Then why talk about it?
Bobby Bones
Okay, this is all I would do because it needs to be said. So this is what you do. Next time you guys are alone, be like, hey, Kim said that she was going through some old DMS. That's how you DM'd her, like, three years ago. That's crazy. That's all you got to say?
Bones
That was crazy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And then let him. Let him do his business.
Amy
I like saying I've had to use this before. I like saying, like, I didn't ask for this information. Like, it just came to me.
Bobby Bones
Like, then it feels like you're accusing him.
Amy
Like, I'm not supposed to know this, but I have to, like, say.
Bobby Bones
But then it feels bad if you say I'm not supposed to know this because it's awkward.
Bones
The way you're talking. I feel like I'm in trouble.
Bobby Bones
Yes. You know, that's exactly all I'm trying to do.
Lunchbox
You can't.
Amy
No, no, no. That's me saying you're not cool, you're not in trouble.
Bones
No.
Amy
Yes. I don't think that that's, like, insinuating trouble at all. It's like saying, like, this just came up and it's awkward, so I have to address it.
Bobby Bones
You literally could just go right to it and be like, did you know you DM so and so, like, three years ago asking her out? Okay, that's not.
Amy
And he'll go, what?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's fine. It just needs to be known.
Amy
I had no idea.
Bobby Bones
Hey, man, I'm breezy.
Geico Gecko
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Bobby Bones
Hey, you're not in trouble and I'm breezy. Let's talk.
Amy
I'm cool. I'm cool.
Hunter Hayes
I'm cool.
Bones
If he says, I had no idea, though, you have to accept that.
Amy
I don't know if I do. Even though that was my one theory that I'd have to accept. Maybe he doesn't remember, but also, then
Bobby Bones
you're not accusing him of something. You have to accept whatever he says.
Bones
See, this is why I think you're.
Amy
I'm not accusing him, but I would much rather him be like, oh, yeah, it is awkward. I didn't want to ring it up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but. But all you do is you go, hey, so and so said there, like, three years ago you DM'd her asking her out.
Lunchbox
Just get.
Bobby Bones
Go right to it. Don't make it weird.
Amy
I love how you think the way. Hey, so and so three years ago, like, yeah, I love how you think your tone is better than my tone.
Bobby Bones
It is different.
Bones
It is different.
Bobby Bones
I'm not accusing this guy of two timing.
Amy
Neither am I. I'm clarifying. This information just came to me.
Bobby Bones
But then it seems like it's bad information.
Amy
No, it's interesting information.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so for two things. One. Yeah, you gotta say something. Choose your adventure on how you say something right.
Amy
Do what feels most natural to you.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And then number two. Hey, guys, go back once you get a girl and all those messages you sent, you can unsend them. If you can remember.
Amy
If you remember. That's the thing.
Bobby Bones
But if it's a. Okay, we spent too much time on this. Go do your thing. You need to say something, though. There you go. That's not drama, though, because nobody was lied to. This is not drama. This is awkward. It's breezy. Sorry. Sorry, it's breezy. It's cool. Nobody's in trouble.
Amy
Yeah, we're lost. If the show starts without us, there's no hiding in the back row. I'm going to ask that man for directions. Hi there. We're trying to get to the comedy club.
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Bobby Bones
Nah, I'm just kidding. Let me get my phone out.
Amy
How is there signal out here?
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Amy
Actually, can you pull up the way to a T mobile store?
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Lunchbox
It feels good to get good news.
Bobby Bones
It feels good to Geico
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Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
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There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl.
Bobby Bones
You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
Anna Sinfield
And rule two, never mess with her friends either.
Bobby Bones
We always say that.
Amy
Trust your girlfriends.
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I'm Anna Sinfield. And in this new season of the Girlfriends.
Amy
Oh, my God. This is the same man.
Anna Sinfield
A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.
Bobby Bones
I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me?
Anna Sinfield
The cops didn't seem to care, so they take matters into their own hands.
Bobby Bones
I said, oh, hell no. I vowed I will be his last target.
Amy
He's gonna get what he deserves.
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Bobby Bones
All right, let's go to Abby in Florida.
Caller/Listener
I was just listening back to the podcast from last week, and Eddie was talking about how tired he gets in the afternoon and how he wakes up and just, like, doesn't know if he can get through the day and function. And I remember recently, he was giving Lunchbox a really hard time about some medication that he was prescribed and how he has, like, low testosterone levels and how that wasn't very manly. But honestly, it sounds like Eddie might have some testosterone issues, and I was wondering if he had gotten that checked out, because maybe him and Amy need to go get their pellets together.
Bobby Bones
I mean, it could be. I think Abby brings up a good point. Like, and testosterone doesn't have to be just what makes men men.
Bones
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
No.
Amy
Well, yeah, Obviously, women need it.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Yes. I think there's a mischaracterization of all of what test testosterone means, stands for, and does for a person. So it could be. You have low T, you're in lunchbox, it's gonna be low tea.
Lunchbox
No, I don't have low tea. I don't know where this lady got that. I have low T calling in here.
Bobby Bones
You admitted it one day. You forgot, though. Your low T made you forget.
Lunchbox
She's throwing this out there that. I said I had low T. Never said that. I don't know where she got this, but it does sound like Eddie has a problem.
Bones
You don't know that?
Bobby Bones
Like, okay, should we do a low T test on these two?
Bones
Oh, did you know I have more than Lunchbox?
Lunchbox
You think you do? Do you hear my voice? That is key.
Bones
What? Has nothing to do with your voice.
Lunchbox
Yeah,
Bobby Bones
man, it's.
Bones
I mean, I'm down.
Lunchbox
I mean, the bald head.
Bobby Bones
Would that not be a hilarious bit to have a tee off between these two?
Amy
So we just need to get their
Bobby Bones
blood work done, and then they don't get the results. Like, somebody else has to open the results. It's not you.
Amy
I mean, y'. All. They have to sign that over.
Bones
Well, yeah, we're gonna give you our blood.
Bobby Bones
How do you think the results.
Lunchbox
We're not.
Bobby Bones
We're not asking for your blood, but. But you'd have to get your blood work done.
Amy
Yeah.
Bones
Okay.
Bobby Bones
We don't need your blood.
Bones
And then you get our results.
Bobby Bones
The result's gonna be read on the air. It's a low T off. You just said it'd be a great idea. What, do you want to do it private and never talk about it?
Bones
Yeah, I thought it would be like a test, you know, like a COVID test or something.
Lunchbox
It doesn't come back and say, oh, you have low T. It tells you the numbers. You'd have a doctor read it. Dude, why would.
Amy
Say you're sitting at 50 out of,
Bobby Bones
like, you probably have, I don't know, three out of what?
Lunchbox
Three? Yeah, he probably do.
Amy
I don't think so.
Bones
Okay, so what's the process? A doctor comes in, takes our blood,
Amy
draws blood, and then they test. They can test for lots of things, but I guess we could just save them a lot of time and just say all we need is testosterone and
Bobby Bones
then we have them read the results on the air.
Bones
Lunchbox, are you in?
Lunchbox
Dude, I'm not scared. I got tea. I got a lot of tea.
Bones
I mean, I got tea too.
Amy
I mean, it should.
Bobby Bones
Also, testosterone levels are most accurately tested via a blood sample drawn by a healthcare professional, ideally between 7 and 10am so we do it during the show.
Bones
Perfect.
Bobby Bones
The test measures total and free testosterone to evaluate symptoms like fatigue, low libido, muscle loss, and then.
Bones
What's libido?
Amy
Sex drive.
Bones
No problem there. Not an issue. You guys are so stupid. So far I've only got the fatigue.
Bobby Bones
That's it.
Amy
Well, that can be.
Lunchbox
That's just called kids, man. That's what I say.
Bones
Life making me tired.
Bobby Bones
Will you guys. If we can get a doctor up here or a nurse tee off? Will you guys do a tee off on the air?
Lunchbox
I'm scared of a tea.
Bobby Bones
Tea time. What do you guys do? Tea time.
Bones
I'm in. I'm in.
Lunchbox
I'm not scared of tea time.
Bobby Bones
Is that something we can do?
Lunchbox
I think so. Maybe if they consent to it and
Bobby Bones
you guys are okay with it, we can try to find somebody they can sit.
Lunchbox
I need a valid doctor, though.
Bones
Dude, you go to urgent care care for all your stuff. What are you talking about?
Amy
I maybe know someone close by that's like literally in the building, right? That gym right by Whole foods.
Bones
There's a McDonald's next to.
Bobby Bones
No. Yeah, I'm not.
Lunchbox
I'm not going to the.
Bobby Bones
Talking about a trainer at the gym next to.
Amy
No, no, they have a. No, there's a wellness place in there. And they draw blood. Like, they have nurses and stuff.
Bobby Bones
That would be great.
Amy
And so I'm just saying that's, like, convenient.
Bobby Bones
A real doctor's not drawing blood on you anyway. If you go to the doctor, just the nurse.
Lunchbox
Yeah, but a real doctor has to read the results. Like, a nurse doesn't read results.
Amy
But you. The results will probably come to us via email. What will happen? Likely, I think the way they would have to do it maybe to be in alignment with their ethics. They would get. Send the results to them.
Bobby Bones
They would lie.
Lunchbox
I would never lie.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Bones
We wouldn't lie.
Bobby Bones
What if we set up an email account?
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And it goes an independent, like.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Low t@yahoo.com.
Amy
and they go to there and it
Bobby Bones
goes there and we have both of them and then we read them.
Bones
It's a. It's a testosterone competition.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, only because you two are, like, fighting about who's got more.
Bones
Well, we know. We know who has more.
Amy
I guess if they're consenting to it, there's no reason why the results can't go to Scuba or Mike D. Yeah, but then. And then.
Lunchbox
And then I trust Scuba Bore.
Bobby Bones
A winner gets a hundred bucks. I like that.
Bones
Just for having higher tea?
Bobby Bones
Just for doing it.
Bones
What? No. Then we should both get 100.
Bobby Bones
But you both think you're gonna win, so the winner gets 100 bucks.
Amy
I wanna just. Can we get on DraftKings for this?
Bobby Bones
Because, like, what's the line, Amy? Who do you think.
Lunchbox
Who do you think has more tea?
Caller/Listener
Lunchbox.
Bones
Oh, why would you think that? Come on, explain. Elaborate.
Amy
You said everybody. You wake up and you sit on your bed for like, 10 minutes wondering if you can face the day. That's low T. I, I, I. The caller's right.
Bobby Bones
But he said libido. No problem.
Bones
No, Levito's not a problem.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
We will do the steps needed after this.
Amy
I don't believe it.
Bones
The only problem about libido, let me
Bobby Bones
tell you, by spelling it.
Amy
No, he's knowing what it is also.
Bones
I mean, now I like it.
Amy
Trust me.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Abby, thank you for calling. As you can see, you have created a whole new segment we're going to do on this show.
Caller/Listener
I am so excited. No one asked for my opinion. But I also think Lunchbox will have higher teeth.
Bones
Guys, he has an inflamed testicle.
Caller/Listener
I love you guys so much. I've been listening since I was 16 years old, and this is just so cool to get to talk to you guys. So I hope you have a great day.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. His inflamed testicle could be because it's got so much. Okay, all right, we'll get on. Now, I give you a celebrity. Tell me if they're alive or not alive. Hugh Hefner.
Amy
Dead.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that works, too. Dead works. It's gonna be alive or not alive. Be a little softer, but you know what? No, I like it. Dead.
Amy
Dead.
Lunchbox
All right.
Bobby Bones
In the dirt. Bob Barker.
Amy
He's not on the prices right. Anymore.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Amy
But did he just retire or is he dead?
Bobby Bones
Bob barker.
Amy
Dead.
Bobby Bones
Dead. 99. He died. He died at 99 years old in 2023. Man almost made it to 100. Richard Simmons.
Amy
Gosh, he was laying low for a while.
Bobby Bones
Or was he laying solo beneath the flowers, feet under.
Amy
Golly. Dead, dead, dead, dead.
Anna Sinfield
Okay.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Amy
You did three dads in a row.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Died in 2024.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
There's no pattern on me. Well, I know, but number four, Judge Judy.
Amy
Oh. Thriving, alive and well.
Bobby Bones
I don't know if she's well, but she is alive at 83. One more for you, Bernie Madoff.
Amy
Oof.
Bobby Bones
Dead, dead. Died in 2021 at 82 years old.
Bones
Good job.
Bobby Bones
Did you go five for five?
Amy
I sure did.
Bones
Yeah, she did. Dang.
Bobby Bones
1,000 batting average. Eddie, over to you. You got five of them.
Bones
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Betty White.
Bones
We've lost Betty White recently. So she's dead.
Bobby Bones
She died at 99 years old as well. Wow. Her and Bob BARKER Both were 99 when they died. Yeah, she died in 2021. Dick Van Dyke.
Bones
I think old Dick Van Dyke's dead.
Bobby Bones
Dick Van Dyke is a hundred years old right now. He's still alive. Still alive. Wow. Well, if he's 100 right now.
Lunchbox
Dang.
Bones
Dang.
Bobby Bones
Muhammad Ali.
Bones
We lost Muhammad Ali few years ago.
Amy
Just say it.
Bones
He's dead.
Bobby Bones
Why are you being weird about Chances? Dead or alive?
Bones
He's dead.
Bobby Bones
Dead.
Bones
Because you're right, it does sound weird, like we're being mean.
Bobby Bones
Buzz. All Miami set the precedent, so. Yeah.
Amy
Dead.
Bobby Bones
Buzz Aldrin.
Bones
Buzz is dead.
Bobby Bones
Alive.
Bones
Oh, my gosh.
Lunchbox
I killed everyone.
Bobby Bones
Gene Hackman.
Bones
Oh, that's sad. That's tragic. Gene died with his wife and the dog.
Bobby Bones
They found him. Yeah, yeah.
Bones
95 in the house.
Bobby Bones
He died in 2024.
Amy
Oh, I thought he was. I thought Gene Hackman was a woman.
Bobby Bones
Now you're thinking Of Jean Smart. Oh, boy.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Hacks and fighting women.
Amy
That's what I'm thinking.
Bobby Bones
Alive.
Amy
Yes.
Bones
Fun fact.
Bobby Bones
All right. Eddie went three for five. Okay. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Dead or alive. Sean Connery.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
You have to go five for five, so you can't even miss early.
Lunchbox
I know Sean Connery, and I remember where I was when he died. He's dead.
Bobby Bones
He died in 2020 at the age of 90.
Bones
So where were you?
Bobby Bones
In America.
Lunchbox
I was in America, man.
Bobby Bones
He's in America.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Bobby Bones
All right, next up, Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
Lunchbox
What? That's weird. He's alive.
Bobby Bones
Jonathan Taylor Thomas is alive at 44 years old. He was on Home Improvement.
Amy
Yeah, man.
Lunchbox
Whatever happened to him? Like what?
Bobby Bones
He's showing up again recently? A couple times. Yeah. He. He got off the mat for a while. Now he's back. Okay.
Amy
He's laying low.
Bobby Bones
Dmx.
Lunchbox
Oh, man. X gonna give it to you. X marks the spot where his grave is. He is dead.
Bobby Bones
Died at 50 years old in 2021.
Lunchbox
Wow.
Bones
Good one so far.
Bobby Bones
Three for three. Rick Moranis. Honey, I shrunk the kids. Baseballs.
Home Depot Announcer
Baseball.
Lunchbox
Rick Moran. You know what? Hey, that dude's a good dude. And he is still living. He takes care of his family. That's why he left Hollywood, is because his wife died. But he is still alive.
Bobby Bones
That's correct. 72 years old. Bob Newhart.
Lunchbox
Oh, man. The good old days of Bob, man. When he used to be on news radio.
Bobby Bones
No, no, it's not him. Oh. Who you think of? Hartman. Phil Hartman. He got murdered by his wife.
Lunchbox
What?
Bobby Bones
I believe so. I believe he's murdered by his wife.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Amy
Well, murder suicide, right?
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Lunchbox
Who's my guy, then?
Bobby Bones
Just get darker and darker.
Lunchbox
Who's my guy?
Bones
Well, it's death.
Lunchbox
Golly.
Bobby Bones
He was killed by murder. Suicide by his wife on the morning of May 28, 1998. Yikes. Oh, he was 49. Holy crap. Your guys Bob Newhart.
Lunchbox
I'm not sure I know who this is.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so Elf.
Lunchbox
Oh, the dad, huh?
Bobby Bones
And the Bob Newhart show comedian.
Lunchbox
Yeah. He's dead, man. That's why when they do Elf, they say, in loving memory of Bob Newhart.
Bobby Bones
Do they say that?
Bones
Really?
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
I don't think they do because he did die. But he died in 2024.
Lunchbox
I mean, not. Dang it. I shouldn't clap.
Bobby Bones
All right, five for five.
Charlamagne Tha God
You two.
Lunchbox
That's not good. Are we having a death off?
Bobby Bones
Well, we're having. Or an alive off?
Lunchbox
Okay. Oh, that's a good point.
Bobby Bones
Amy. Molly Ringwald.
Amy
Oh, she's alive.
Bobby Bones
Correct. At 58. Lunchbox. Polly Shore.
Lunchbox
Oh, man, I met him.
Bobby Bones
Weasel. Terrible impression.
Lunchbox
Holly.
Geico Gecko
Sure.
Lunchbox
Holly.
Bobby Bones
Sure.
Bones
Dang.
Lunchbox
That's a tough one, man. I remember I was in San Diego and he was in a pedicab, and I ran up to him, so I would assume that he's still alive, man.
Bobby Bones
Is that your answer?
Lunchbox
He's alive.
Bobby Bones
He is alive. At 58.
Lunchbox
Yes. Holy. Way to go, man.
Bobby Bones
Amy. Kirk Douglas.
Lunchbox
Oh,
Amy
from, like, Star Trek or something?
Bobby Bones
No, that would be Captain Kirk, and that would not be his real name.
Amy
Okay, where's he from?
Bobby Bones
Kirk Douglas was what, Michael Douglas's dad? Yeah.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Spartacus.
Amy
Yes. Oh, my God.
Lunchbox
Michael Douglas, who's married to Zeta Jones. Yeah.
Amy
Catherine Jones.
Lunchbox
Yes. Huh?
Bobby Bones
Kirk Douglas.
Amy
Amy is. I feel like Michael Douglas is old, so Kirk Douglas has got to be dead.
Bobby Bones
He died at 103.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
In 20.
Bones
20. 20. Wow.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Lunchbox. Peewee Herman.
Lunchbox
Oh, Paul Rubin. He died right before we got to do his documentary. He's dead.
Bobby Bones
He is dead. That's correct. Amy. Aaron Carter.
Amy
My gosh. Why am I picturing him in a bathtub? Dead?
Caller/Listener
Whoa.
Bones
Bathtub.
Amy
I don't know. What is I. Then I thought I saw him in a video the other day, but I was like, could that be him? Because he might be dead. I just had this
Bobby Bones
answer.
Amy
I don't know. Maybe he had a situation in a bathtub, but.
Bobby Bones
Amy, answer.
Amy
Alive.
Bobby Bones
Daddy. Accidental drowning in a bathtub. Yes.
Bones
Yeah, you did see it.
Bobby Bones
No, that's just the story. That's what happened in the news lunchbox for the win.
Amy
Trust your gut.
Bobby Bones
Gary Coleman.
Lunchbox
He's dead. He's dead, man. We lost him three years ago.
Bobby Bones
He died in 2010 at age 42. This game really didn't go as I thought it would.
Amy
What did you think?
Bobby Bones
Well, I didn't think it would be. I don't know. I don't know. I just sad. Well, I thought we could celebrate the lives of people. Not really talking. Mostly a celebration segment. It's turned into kind of weird segment. But we gotta. The guy won, though, Bones, we're lost.
Amy
If the show starts without us, there's no hiding in the back row. I'm gonna ask that man for directions. Hi there. We're trying to get to the comedy club.
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Bobby Bones
Nah, I'm just kidding. Let me get my phone out.
Amy
How is there signal out here?
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Amy
Actually, can you pull up the way to a T Mobile store?
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Bobby Bones
Hey, everyone, check out this guy and his bird. What is this, your first date? Oh, no.
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Bobby Bones
We're married.
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Bobby Bones
Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.
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Bobby Bones
Liberty. Liberty. Liberty.
Anna Sinfield
There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl.
Bobby Bones
You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
Anna Sinfield
Emerald 2, never mess with her friends either.
Bobby Bones
We always say that.
Amy
Trust your girlfriends.
Anna Sinfield
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Amy
Oh, my God. This is the same man.
Anna Sinfield
A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.
Bobby Bones
I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me?
Anna Sinfield
The cops didn't seem to care, so they take matters into their own hands.
Bobby Bones
I said, oh, hell no. I vowed I will be his last target.
Amy
He's gonna get what he deserves.
Anna Sinfield
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Bobby Bones
Let's go on the Bobby Bones show now.
Hunter Hayes
Hunter Hayes.
Bobby Bones
What was your first single Morning, and how did that do?
Hunter Hayes
It got to 11 on the chart, and it had been 52 weeks. So I think we all kind of collectively said, I think we should probably take the. Take the foot off the gas for a second because we also had wanted in the queue. We knew that that was the next single, and, you know, we were getting closer to the Carrie Underwood tour that I had just accepted or just got invited on, and a lot of things were. Were happening at that time. And we were like, okay, we should probably shift.
Bobby Bones
Did you feel like wanted was going to be a massive hit?
Hunter Hayes
Yes. And I think I had so many people telling me that it was going to be the songs that I knew would be like, I knew crazy. I believed in crazy even when I played it for the label. And they were like, meh. I was like, okay, all right. I also felt that way about somebody's heartbreak. I did three different versions of that song before everybody was like, oh, okay, we get it. Wanted. I think I. I didn't know. But also, like, for me, it was just a piano love song ballad. I was like, I don't know how big this is. You know, did it feel like it
Bobby Bones
shot out of a rocket ship, though, once they committed to it, I mean. Or is that just revisionist history where I think that. Because I saw how big it was in the end.
Hunter Hayes
Well, I think that is a credit to all the people in the marketing department because they did a really good job of positioning everything and putting everything at the right time and. And it did light off like a firework. But obviously I remember years of. Of going around and introducing it to people and. And a lot of time spent figuring out kind of the. All the bits and pieces to the timeline of it all.
Bobby Bones
But is that the first time you felt super famous when that song was at its peak?
Hunter Hayes
And honestly, I felt a lot of momentum. Like, as soon as. Again, from the outside looking in, I went out on my radio tour and things just went nuts. And I remember, obviously, years of getting to that point. So when radio tour came around, I was like, let me go, let me go. I'M ready. I've been practicing. I'm waiting. So, to me, the storm warning timeline is nuts.
Bobby Bones
What song do you play? And they know what it is immediately. And go the loudest, the craziest four.
Hunter Hayes
I mean, Wanted and crazy, those two.
Bobby Bones
Do you remember writing Wanted?
Hunter Hayes
Yeah, I do. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
How old were you?
Hunter Hayes
17, I guess. Yeah, 17.
Bobby Bones
And did anything just fall out of you?
Hunter Hayes
It was something that a mentor of mine had said about his relationship. What works about us is that we don't operate on a need each other basis. We want. And it was. It was like. His lesson was like, it comes from a choice. We choose each other every day.
Bobby Bones
Right.
Hunter Hayes
And I thought that was beautiful. And we got it in, like, 45 minutes. It was all there.
Bobby Bones
You wrote the whole song in 45 minutes?
Hunter Hayes
Yeah. Maybe less. I remember that song happening very fast.
Bobby Bones
Do you start with a chorus? Do you go with wanna make you feel or do you start with lyrics?
Hunter Hayes
I think that one. We started with the. I think we started with the verse because that's what I was playing first. Is that riff. You know, I'd fall apart without you. I don't know how you do what you do. Like, at the time, I really thought those were gonna be placeholder lyrics. I thought we were gonna sit around and really work on it, you know? But it works. Thank God. And then everything that don't make sense about me makes sense when I'm with you. I mean, that's just. That's a result of Troy and I just tossing stuff back and forth. You know, he'll sing a line, I'll sing a line, and it's very. I mean, it's very stream of conscious. That.
Bobby Bones
That's crazy. It was 45 minutes. He got that.
Hunter Hayes
Yeah, Well, I mean, I feel like you can relate to this. The best songs kind of do that. The ones that you make that you feel like are supposed to be there. You're kind of just along for the ride as they fall from the sky and you're just collecting it.
Bobby Bones
I never read a song like that before. When I wrote Hobby Lobby Bobby took me like eight days, but.
Hunter Hayes
But there are parts of it that,
Bobby Bones
you know, you don't take me that seriously because I'm not like you. And I appreciate you acting like what I said made sense.
Hunter Hayes
To be fair.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Hunter Hayes
To be fair, though. But you know those moments when it's like, oh, that's it.
Bobby Bones
Agree.
Hunter Hayes
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But I appreciate you humoring when I reference a stupid comedy song that I wrote, and you're like, yeah, of course. Of Course.
Hunter Hayes
Hey, man, I'm a big fan.
Bobby Bones
That guy Hunter Hayes plays over 30 instruments, which is insane. I had him list the top five and we got a guitar. So we did a little guitar playing here.
Lunchbox
Here we go.
Bobby Bones
Hunter Hayes, let's talk about the instruments that you play proficiently.
Hunter Hayes
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Because on the Internet says Hunter plays 30 instruments. Now if I say, man, you can crush 30 instruments, you're going to do that thing. Well, I play them all different levels. What, what instrument do you play that somebody can just hand you and you feel great about just going to town on it?
Hunter Hayes
Love being on electric guitar.
Bobby Bones
That's your number one instrument, I'd say.
Hunter Hayes
Yeah, probably.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Hunter Hayes
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Electric guitar one. We're drafting instruments here.
Hunter Hayes
Number two, piano. I love riding on the piano because I can close my eyes and that is the place where I feel flow the most is sitting at a piano.
Bobby Bones
Number three, drums.
Hunter Hayes
I love playing drums, man.
Bobby Bones
After drums, bass.
Hunter Hayes
I love being like delirious at like 3 o' clock in the morning and grabbing a bass and like reharming a whole song. That alone is a drug for me.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, what's that mean? Reharming a whole song?
Hunter Hayes
So like if we're in, there's a
Bobby Bones
guitar right there if you need it and it's tuned.
Hunter Hayes
Okay, great.
Bobby Bones
He's grabbing the guitar.
Hunter Hayes
So like if you know. So that's a 1, 6, 4C a F. But you could also do a. You could do an A on the base. You could do an an A. So you do a six on top of the one. So.
Bobby Bones
And that's what you like doing at three in the morning?
Hunter Hayes
Three.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, dude. Yeah, Yeah. I like watching Netflix. See, you can just lay it right over there. It's fine.
Hunter Hayes
Same, same.
Bobby Bones
See we, we have, yeah. Different, different minds for that.
Amy
Same thing.
Hunter Hayes
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so bass. Give me two more, man.
Hunter Hayes
I love mandolin. It's upside down. Meaning the string, the tuning is if you know how to play guitar. If you're comfortable playing guitar. Playing a mandolin is just like, it's like doing totally different workout.
Bobby Bones
I thought you were gonna say crack. I thought you were gonna say crack. Doing crack.
Hunter Hayes
Really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Hunter Hayes
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And I thought you stopped yourself. Were you gonna say doing crack? I mean crack.
Hunter Hayes
I had not thought about it.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I didn't know. I didn't know if that's where you were going.
Hunter Hayes
Not yet.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Hunter Hayes
There's still time to think about that. No, I love Madeline because it's upside down scale wise. So it's like, it's a challenge to play. So.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, give me One more steel. Oh, that's cool.
Hunter Hayes
Steel bends your brain, dude. Like, you play a chord, first of all, there's no frets, so you're on your own. You got the bar right? And then, like, every. So every single thing that you can use to, like, press. So there's pedals, there's levers, and every single muscle move changes one string in some kind of way. So as you're hearing parts, it's a. As a somebody who loves playing guitar, it's so challenging to know that here my hands can't actually do anything other than, like, sliding from one place to another. Everything else has to think my knees have to move. This foot has to press this pedal and probably this pedal. But also, like, there's a volume pedal, too. It's the ultimate, like, sobriety test.
Bobby Bones
If you want to hear that full interview, it's about an hour long. Just go over to the Bobby Cast. It's on Netflix. You can watch it there or wherever you get your podcast. If you want to listen to it, just go search it up. The cleaning lady you're talking about is the one that we talk to and see all the time.
Bones
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So tell Amy what's happening.
Bones
So, yeah, I've just been seeing her kind of around the office, just not acting herself. And so I asked her the other day, I'm like, what's wrong? Are you okay? And she said, I've just been sick. I've been sick for about three weeks, and I can't take any time off because they won't pay me if she takes time off. So she has to keep coming to work.
Bobby Bones
So she doesn't work for our company, but she works for another company that, like, has her work in the building.
Bones
Correct.
Bobby Bones
So we can't, like, talk to her bosses? They're not our bosses.
Bones
No, we don't know them.
Bobby Bones
Yes. So sick, like, cough, like flu.
Bones
No, she has something wrong with her. Her gut, her stomach, like, some kind of bacterial infection.
Bobby Bones
She can't take off.
Bones
She cannot take any days off. And she's also worried, too. She's like, if I take any days off, they might just replace me because I'm sick. So I don't know. I've been thinking, like, how. How can we help her? I have no idea what to do. I've seen some of these tell me something goods where people start, you know, go fund gofundmes. That'd be kind of cool.
Bobby Bones
It sucks that she feels like she can't take time off because she's sick, but also, I understand if you take time off and you're not salary, you're making hourly, you're not making money because you're not working hourly.
Amy
Right. That's why I was like, can we pitch in and, like, take our trash out and stuff?
Bobby Bones
Oh, I was thinking, could we, like, give her money?
Amy
Yes, absolutely. I want to do that.
Bones
You want to take the trash?
Bobby Bones
I don't want to have to come into winter.
Amy
I know, but, like, I think.
Caller/Listener
Think they. She.
Amy
In order to get paid, she has to come here. What if she comes? But then we help her with her job, and also we can help her financially. But, like, if she's in a lot of pain, I don't want her coming in here and grabbing our stuff. Like, I. We can do that, you know?
Bones
How do you help, though? Like, my question is, how do you help someone without making them feel bad because she's not asking for help.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's. That's the. The slippery slope type thing. Because when. Listen, when I was a kid and people had to do stuff for me, I was so embarrassed. I hated it. Now I needed it. If it's food, if it was school clothes, Christmas presents, they would show up my house with Christmas presents. Be like, we got your Christmas presents. And I'm like, I'm embarrassed you had to come to my house to give me presents because I'm poor. I hate. But it was not as nice because we had it. I don't know. Like, if. But even if we, like, gave her money, she still couldn't not come to work, right?
Bones
Yeah.
Amy
That's why I'm like, if she's here, maybe she can, you know, if we help out.
Bobby Bones
What. What's the point? This is your idea. What's the plan?
Bones
I think we should. I think we should raise money. Like, I think we should kind of ask her, like, what's going on with the medical bills? Because she also said, too, like, this whole thing is taking forever. Like, I don't really have the money to really take care of it, though at the speed that I'd like to take care of it. And she can't take off of work, so it's all that. So I could ask her, like, well, how much money do you need?
Amy
Oh, yeah. I didn't think about the medical bill part that we. Yes.
Bobby Bones
Or if she's even going to the doctor. Because if you don't have money, you don't go to the doctor.
Bones
Right.
Amy
Avoiding it.
Bobby Bones
So are we gonna put this in your hands to follow through? You're not known just to follow Through.
Bones
You've said that before, but, like, if we're gonna decide to do something, let's do it.
Bobby Bones
But you're not telling us what to do.
Bones
What do we do?
Bobby Bones
You're the project manager on this.
Bones
Well, I bring it to you guys, so. You guys.
Bobby Bones
But you're not giving us enough information. You're even saying yourself you don't have enough information.
Bones
Should I talk to her a little bit more? Ask her questions?
Bobby Bones
I think you should come back to us with what you think would be the best idea based on the knowledge that you obtain.
Bones
Okay, let me talk to her. Next time I see her, I'm talk to her. Ask her more questions about medical. What she's doing to kind of get better. And then that's gonna feel weird if
Bobby Bones
you're just like, hey, tell me more about you. It's like, hey, we want to help you. Like, how can we help you? Just get right to it.
Bones
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Like, we see her every day. We talk to her every day.
Lunchbox
Sure.
Bobby Bones
So it's like, hey, we're. We're just in studio talking about you. I know you said you were sick. Like, what can we do to help you? What would be the best thing that we could do to actually help you? Your life a little easier right now.
Amy
Yeah. Like, it's happening, so say something.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, there's no need.
Amy
She might say, don't dance around it.
Bobby Bones
Be like, so.
Amy
I don't know.
Bones
It's nice outside.
Bobby Bones
When you eat Fritos, does it hurt?
Amy
Yeah, that's true. I was about to say Eddie could also. In this mix, like, you could. Like, you're such an awesome cook. You can make her a meal, but who knows? Like, food, she may not really eat
Bobby Bones
so much, and you can make it spicier and spicier.
Bones
That's kind of started it because, like, we had some food, and I'm like, I offered her food, and she says, I can't. My stomach's so bad, I can't do it.
Amy
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
I would go to her specifically and say, hey, we were just talking about what you're going through. What can we. What.
Lunchbox
What would.
Bobby Bones
What could we do that would help you the most? Okay. And then go from there. Okay. And then come back to us.
Bones
Should I help her with the trash while I'm at it?
Bobby Bones
That's Amy's job.
Bones
Okay.
Amy
Hey, I don't mind.
Bobby Bones
Amy has declared.
Bones
Amy, go do it.
Caller/Listener
Okay.
Bobby Bones
You see Amy all around the building, and that'd be. That'd be super nice of you. Okay. Come back. Okay.
Bones
I Will.
Bobby Bones
And let us know. Mike D's riding his wigs. Next bit. Now.
Lunchbox
Bobby's on the mic.
Bobby Bones
So you know what this. This is. This is the body bone. Now time for the morning corny.
Lunchbox
The morning corny.
Amy
When does the moon stop eating?
Bobby Bones
When does the moon stop eating? When it's full. That was the morning corny. All right. Tuesday reviews day. This is not going to sound interesting when I tell you, Amy, what this is, but it's called Chess Mates. It's a documentary on the greatest chess player ever who's alive right now. He's probably in his 30s, Magnus Carlsen. He's awesome, but he's also very loud and brash. And there's another guy who ended up being from America. Teenager. This is not a spoiler. Ends up beating him. And the huge cheating scandal.
Amy
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
It's so good. You. I hit play and my wife's like, I don't want to watch anything about chess. And I was like, I don't. I think it's about more than that. It's so good where they think. And this became a big news story where they thought that he used anal beads to cheat.
Amy
Oh, my. What?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy
So, but, like, how does that work?
Bones
What?
Bobby Bones
I'm not gonna say much. I'm not gonna say much more. Yeah. So the actual description is a Netflix documentary exploring the 22 scandal between Magnus Carlsen and Hans Niemann. It covers the shocking upset and the cheating accusations, viral anal beads, conspiracy theories, and the 100 million dollar lawsuit. Did you like the Queen's Gambit back then? It was awesome, right? News about chess.
Amy
That's what came to mind is originally I didn't want to watch that because it was about chess, but it was so good.
Bobby Bones
This is only an hour. And it's part of that untold series.
Amy
Yeah, I like Untolds.
Bobby Bones
It's about chess. It's awesome.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I, I, I'm only not. I'm gonna give it four and a half. Four and a half out of five queens. So, yeah, you won't watch it unless somebody tells you to watch it. Because if you're not a chess person, and I'm not. I played Yahoo Chess for, like, two years. That was it. So that's all I got. I'm gonna give it four out of four and a half out of five queens. All right, you're up.
Amy
Mine's also a documentary. Trust me. The False Prophet is what it's called.
Hunter Hayes
Almost.
Bobby Bones
Watch that.
Amy
Yeah, it's the number one on Netflix. At least that's how it's popping up on my page. I feel like. Does Netflix is people's top 10 different depending on your.
Bobby Bones
I think a little bit. I think your algorithm feeds it a little bit. I think they still put the biggest shows up.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So this was because every week Minds the Bobby cast is number one on Netflix. Is that normal?
Caller/Listener
Yeah.
Amy
So it was number one for me and I kept seeing people post about it, so I thought, okay, I'm going to watch it. It's really good.
Bobby Bones
Tell me. Can you tell me or should I read the description?
Amy
I think I can tell you.
Lunchbox
Oh boy, oh boy.
Bobby Bones
Can I just read it? Because you've spoiled a lot of stuff.
Amy
Fine.
Bobby Bones
Trust me. The False Prophets, a four part Netflix true crime documentary series that follows cult expert Christine Mary and her videographer husband as they infiltrate a breakaway fundamentalist church in Utah to expose its leader. That sounds pretty good.
Amy
Yeah. So I would have said more than that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
I'm glad you read it. I give it three and a half. I mean, I should give it four because honestly it's good. But it loses some points because I feel like the first episode was slow. So you power through. Trust me, just power through. That one could have picked up pace or maybe just gotten to the point faster. So 3.5 out of 5 gross men who think they're profits.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that's. Hey, that's mostly who think they're profits. Gross weirdo men that have some sort of superiority inferiority complex.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. It's like that Elizabeth Smart. That dude thought he was a prophet or he was acting like one. We lived in the woods. That's crazy. Yeah, I'll also on Tuesday reviews day in the podcast review DTF St. Louis, because I did finish that. Not for this show.
Bones
You finished it?
Bobby Bones
I did finish. Did you finish it?
Bones
No. Okay, I got the last one left.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so we'll do more on the Bobby Bone show podcast. Bobby Bone Show Bonehead.
Lunchbox
This story comes us from Orlando, Florida. There were two tourists in town driving around Florida and they see an alligator, like, hey, let's get that sucker. And they got it and they put it on top of their car. And they were driving around Orlando with a gator on top of the car. Police get calls, hey, man, there's these people driving with a gator on top of the car. So they got pulled over and they got arrested.
Bobby Bones
That's two things I don't like. One, it's stupid and dangerous because other people could see it. Oh my God. That's a good crash. And then two, this poor animal Is on top of a car, doesn't want
Bones
to be up there.
Bobby Bones
No. Who does?
Bones
No one.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, so I don't like that. That'd be crazy to see though, right? It's like if you see someone driving out of the drive through with food on the top of their car, you're like, oh, it'd be a little better than that. Except for I don't like the animal abuse part.
Amy
I know. I wouldn't think it was real. I would think they had some like, you know, plastic gator flailing about.
Bobby Bones
If it was flailing, though, I think it was real.
Amy
Well, but if it's like a blow up. Have you seen those blow up alligators?
Bobby Bones
Nothing like a real gator. They look Amy's like, I feel so bad for those men that stand outside of car dealerships. Their arms are just blowing in the wind.
Amy
Okay, whatever. You know, I just wouldn't believe it because, like, who would do that?
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones
All right. Voicemail. Oh, Eddie, I just want to let you know that I forgive you. Much as it hurts, much as it let me down, I forgive me for not sending me no dang sauce. Really thought we were going to make it happen, man. Dang tordeas. Tips don't went stale now. Anyway, congrats on baby Billy Bobby. All right, thank you for the voicemail. This one listener just wanted Eddie's salsa, and Eddie refused to send it to him. Refused to send it to him? Why?
Bones
Why?
Bobby Bones
Dedicated listener. You refused. He said he cleared you of any wrongdoing. He's not going to sue you if it's bad. And you still didn't do it. All right, we'll move on with the next chapter. Chips went stale. The chips he had waiting on that salsa.
Caller/Listener
All right, go, Bobby. Last I heard, you said you had not started company retreat yet. You have to watch it. Five out of five hot sauces. It's better than jury duty, and I love jury duty. But this one is so good. They picked the perfect guy, and that's all I'm gonna say. Watch it. I cannot wait to hear your review.
Bobby Bones
I'm not anti it. I just haven't been drawn to it. I love Jerry duty, and this is Jerry duty, season two. Company retreat. I don't know. We just haven't jumped in. Has anybody else here watched it? Just the first episode. Haven't gone back to it. See, that doesn't make me run to it kicking and screaming either. There's a lot of Other stuff. I'm like, I'll get to it. Yeah, okay. Your call has made me at least reconsider. I'll talk to the wife. We'll have a meeting about it.
Amy
It's probably because you're so anti company retreat.
Bobby Bones
All Amy wants to do is hang out with us outside of the show. We spend hours up here every day together. And she's like, can we hang out more?
Amy
No, I just think work retreats can be fun. We used to do that back in the day.
Bobby Bones
You would come back for all of it.
Amy
Yeah, that wasn't the.
Bones
And weren't you all single?
Lunchbox
Let's do that again.
Bones
Everyone was single.
Bobby Bones
Everybody was single.
Hunter Hayes
No families.
Bobby Bones
And I paid for all of it. And you know what? More people, because we got more shows we got to do. I don't feel like paying for all of it. And if somebody doesn't go.
Amy
Yeah. I mean, the staff went from like 3 to 13, so it is a little different. But we could stay local. You don't even have to leave town just one day.
Bones
Ooh, Staycation.
Lunchbox
Amy, we went on a cruise together. What else do you need? We are done.
Bobby Bones
Good point.
Amy
Okay.
Bones
It's a good point. Yeah.
Amy
Okay, never mind.
Bobby Bones
That's actually. That's actually a great point.
Lunchbox
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Shut that down for a year. We got another cruise coming up next year. We got company retreat too next year. And if any listeners want to come, they can come too. Just go to topshelfcountrycruise.com and you can come with us. All right, that's it. We're done. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bone Show. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by readyarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve, Executive Producer Raymundo, Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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Lunchbox
It feels good to get good news.
Bobby Bones
It feels good to Gecko
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Bobby Bones
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Peace to the planet. Charlamagne Tha God here. And listen, we are back. The Black Effect Podcast Festival is back in Atlanta on April 25th at Pullman Yard. Yeah, and the full lineup is nuts. We got the Grits and Age podcast, Deontay Kyle and Big Ice Cup Cat. We got Club 520 with Jeff Teague and the gang. Don't call me White Girl. Mona will be there. Keep it positive, sweetie. With Crystal Renee. We got Reality with the King with Carlos King. And yes, drink champs will be in the building. Okay. Plus, you know we going to have a lot of guests, so you need to join us. And we got the Black Effect Marketplace. The pitch, your podcast and everything you expect from the Black Effect Podcast Festival. Tickets are on sale right now. Go get yours@blackffect.com podcast festival. Don't play yourself. Okay, pull up.
Anna Sinfield
When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands.
Bobby Bones
I vowed I will be his last target.
Amy
It he is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves.
Bobby Bones
We always say that.
Amy
Trust your girlfriends.
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The Bobby Bones Show — April 14, 2026
Episode: TUES PT 1: Eddie Might Have Low T… So We’re Testing It On Air! + Alive or Not Alive? + Listener's Boyfriend DM’d Her BFF First
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show blends signature light-hearted banter with real talk about health, relationships, pop culture, and some wild news stories. Standout moments include the team contemplating whether Eddie might have low testosterone and agreeing to test it live on air, a game of “Alive or Not Alive?” with celebrity names, thoughtful advice on an awkward DM situation, and a slew of quirky news stories and listener calls. Country artist Hunter Hayes joins to talk music, and the show wraps up with reviews and the classic "Morning Corny."
(Starts ~02:19)
Chick-fil-A Employee Returns $10,000
"He compounded the idiotic move of not keeping it. And then he's like, no, I don't want $500. Why would you not want the $500?" – Lunchbox (04:06)
Woman's Cough Traced to Lost Nose Ring
World Record: 55 T-Shirts in a Half Marathon
School Bus Clipped by Train
Almost-Airport Accident at LAX
“Are we just understaffed now? ...there’s not enough people to watch. Airports, like LAX, massive airport.” – Bobby (11:45)
(12:24)
“This is not drama. It's awkward, but it's not drama.” – Amy (13:16)
“Next time you’re alone, be like, ‘Hey, Kim said that she was going through some old DMs. Saw you DM’d her like, three years ago, that’s crazy.’ That's all you gotta say.” (15:23)
(20:57 onward)
“Would that not be a hilarious bit to have a T-off between these two?” – Bobby (22:25)
(27:13 onward)
Lunchbox, on hearing Bob Newhart died: “Dang it. I shouldn’t clap.” (32:32)
(39:05 onward)
“We wrote the whole song in 45 minutes… I remember that song happening very fast.” – Hunter Hayes (41:26)
“Steel bends your brain, dude… It’s the ultimate, like, sobriety test.” – Hunter Hayes (44:53)
(45:52–50:31)
“We see her every day, we talk to her every day... What would be the best thing that we could do to actually help you, your life a little easier right now?” – Bobby (49:26)
(51:06)
“It’s so good… I’m gonna give it four and a half out of five queens.” (52:39)
“It’s good… loses some points because the first episode was slow. 3.5 out of 5 gross men who think they’re prophets.” (53:58)
(54:51)
Lunchbox: “That’s your bonehead story of the day.” (56:07)
Bobby (about the T-test):
“The result's gonna be read on the air. It's a low T-off…” (22:49+)
Lunchbox (on not keeping found money):
“You are presented with a chance to make a difference, and you don't even do it. You can have a car.” (03:55)
Hunter Hayes (writing ‘Wanted’):
“We don’t operate on a ‘need each other’ basis, we want. And it comes from a choice. We choose each other every day.” (41:04)
Amy (on accidently pulling her earring through a stretched earhole):
“The entire earring went through my ear and landed in my lap… my mind was blown.” (05:17)
Bobby (about the cleaning lady):
“How do you help someone without making them feel bad if she’s not asking for help?” (47:27)
“Amy, we went on a cruise together. What else do you need? We are done.” – Lunchbox (58:14)
Amy: “When does the moon stop eating?”
Bobby: “When it’s full.” (51:12)
This episode delivers The Bobby Bones Show’s winning formula: a cocktail of hilarious debates (is Eddie’s T too low?), oddball news (nose rings in lungs, gators on cars), meaningful moments (compassion for a struggling co-worker), and lively games (who’s alive/dead?). The Hunter Hayes segment adds star power and behind-the-scenes music insights. The episode’s balance of goofy and genuine keeps it fun, breezy (“be cool!”) and, as always, guaranteed human.