TUES PT 1: Famous Spoken Intros Song Game + We're Sending A Show Member On An Adventure + Pregnancy Robots Could Give Birth To Human Children?!

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – August 19, 2025

Episode: TUES PT 1: Famous Spoken Intros Song Game + Sending A Show Member On An Adventure + Pregnancy Robots Could Give Birth To Human Children?!
Host: Bobby Bones
Show Members: Eddie, Lunchbox, Morgan
Absent: Amy (out sick)

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Episode Overview

This lively episode is packed with friendly competition, quirky conversation, and surprising news stories. The team kicks off with a hilarious "Famous Spoken Intros Song Game," debates the awkwardness of big age-gap relationships, reacts to a wild concert gender reveal fail, discusses which country star has to carry his own luggage, and launches a challenge to send Morgan on a whirlwind travel adventure. Other segments include discussions about diamond hunting, weird animal and human health overlaps, and mind-blowing future tech: pregnancy robots capable of giving birth to humans. As always, the signature humor and camaraderie shine throughout.

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1. Famous Spoken Intros Song Game

Starts at 03:16

Format & Rules

• Raymundo sets up an elimination-style game, challenging the crew to name hit songs based only on their (non-musical) spoken intros.
• “Miss it, you’re out”—though this rule softens after a tricky first round.

Highlights & Memorable Moments

• Example Round: Bobby: “Look, if you had one shot…”
  Eddie: “Eminem. Lose Yourself.”
• Several voiced sound bites leave even the seasoned radio hosts stumped (and laughing at their own confusion).

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Bones [03:19]: “Explain the game, Raymundo.”
• Eddie [03:41]: “Whoa, now.”
• Lunchbox [05:13]: "It starts in my rose."
• Morgan [05:40]: “I have bubbly.”
• Bobby Bones [05:47]: “Ran into her [Colbie Caillat] on the road a couple weeks ago… It was a really awkward interaction... but it was great.”

Funniest Misfires

• “Turn it up” intro stumps everyone—Morgan guesses “Friends in Low Places,” Lunchbox says “Hotel California.”
  Correct answer: “Sweet Home Alabama.” [07:30]

Generational Gap

• Morgan guesses “Cha Cha Slide” on “Yo VIP, let’s kick it” (correct answer: “Ice Ice Baby”). [08:17]

Playoff/Tiebreaker

• Eddie and Lunchbox square off in a speed round for second place.
  Winning answer: “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” — Trace Adkins. [10:10]

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2. Advice Segment: Big Age-Gap Dating Dilemma

Starts at 10:27

Listener Email Recap:
A widower, 59, starts dating a 31-year-old—his daughter is four years older than his girlfriend. He wants advice on handling his children’s discomfort.

Discussion Points:

• Bobby: “If you even think, man, should I talk to them about it, or should I just ignore it? … The answer is yes, you should talk to them. It’s your kids, for Pete’s sake.” [12:30]
• On the age gap: “59 and 31… it’s a little weird. Not super weird.”
• Morgan’s hypothetical take: Would feel “weird” if dating someone almost 60. [13:03]
• Lunchbox quips: “He earns the right to date whatever makes him happy.” [13:33]

Consensus:
Have the conversation with the kids; it’s awkward, but treating everyone’s feelings with respect is most important.

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3. Concert Gender Reveal Fail

Starts at 14:10

• Bobby recounts gender reveal mishaps:
  • Artist Zach Topp opens the envelope backwards—crowd sees the gender before the parents do.
  • Bobby’s stand-up show fail: “Don’t ask what they want [boy or girl]... just open it and let them be happy.” [15:11]

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4. Mystery Country Star at the Airport

Starts at 15:47

• Abby (caller) spots a major country artist schlepping his own luggage at the airport.
• Team plays “20 Questions” to guess the artist: ruling out those under 30, questions about parenthood, weight loss, etc.
• Answer: Chris Lane.

Funny Banter:

• Lunchbox ranks Chris Lane a “C minus” celebrity.
• Morgan: “I felt like I should carry his guitar.” [21:13]

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5. Morgan's One-Day Travel Challenge

Starts at 35:41

• Bobby introduces the viral trend: flying to a new city, spending under 24 hours, then jetting home.
• Morgan is tasked to do a same-day round trip from Nashville to Cleveland, OH—with Bobby buying her flight. [40:19]
• Recommendations from Bobby’s “assistant” AI range from Chattanooga to Chicago and New Orleans, though Morgan has visited most already—finally settling on Cleveland.

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6. Good News & Odd News Segments

Lottery & Health Links

• Grandma wins $2 million after final round of chemo (Pennsylvania) [26:46].
• Dogs can mirror owners’ health conditions: “My bulldog has chronic stomach issues—me too.” [27:54]

Ticks & Health Anecdotes

• Longhorn ticks and weird illnesses [30:47].
• Morgan’s tick bite saga: “I had a tick bite for like 60 days” [32:09]
• Discussing holistic vs. conventional medicine, probiotics, homeopathic skepticism—Amy (calling in sick) texts to endorse probiotics. [58:28]

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7. Crater of Diamonds Story

Starts at 41:18

• Woman spends weeks at Arkansas’ Crater of Diamonds and finds a 2.3-carat diamond.
• Crew reminisces about their own disappointing trip (“It was just crazy... back-breaking work,” says Lunchbox [41:56])
• Bobby: “I don’t think you guys put enough effort in.”

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8. Corny Jokes Round

Starts at 51:09

Each member brings their cheesiest joke in Amy's absence:

• Bobby: “What did Elvis say to his landscaper? Thank you for the mulch.” [51:42]
• Lunchbox: “What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don’t eat broccoli.”
• Morgan: “Why did the hamburger break up with the hot dog at the barbecue? It was tired of being grilled about their relationship.”
• Eddie: “What kind of key doesn’t open locks? A monkey.”
• Bobby: “What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her? Namaste.” [52:42]

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9. HEADLINE: Pregnancy Robots to Give Birth?

Starts at 53:06

• New tech in China: Pregnancy robots with artificial wombs could “give birth” to human embryos.
• Will cost $13,000 (vs. U.S. surrogacy at $100k+). [53:56]
• Bobby: “I’m the guy back then... combining this sperm and egg outside of the womb. It’s not natural. And now... you go, thank God they can do that.”
• Team jokes about the future: “The baby’s like, ‘The robot mama!’” [56:38]
• Eddie: “We gotta worry though, if the baby starts loving the robot more than their parents.” [56:18]

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10. Listener Call: Horrific Tick Tale

Starts at 59:01

• Caller Tina shares: Her son had a tick crawl “up into his private area” (the “hose”).
• Had to remove with tweezers; ER visit needed. “It would have blocked him from going to the bathroom.”
• Bobby: “You made a lot of people uncomfortable, that story.” [60:25]

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11. Bonehead Story of the Day

Starts at 61:06

• A couple drives off with a stroller in the back of their truck—with a child still in it!
• “Could have been so bad…”
• Guessing about their relationship (husband/wife or dad/daughter).
• “That’s your bonehead story of the day.” [62:22]

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Notable Quotes

• Bobby Bones [12:30]: “If you even think, man, should I talk to them about it, or should I just ignore it? … The answer is yes, you should talk to them.”
• Lunchbox [12:33]: “He earns the right to date whatever makes him happy.”
• Bobby Bones [53:01]: “This is every science movie ever... It ends terribly and AI kills us.”
• Eddie [56:18]: “We gotta worry though, if the baby starts loving the robot more than their parents.”
• Morgan [37:06]: “I could go and do a day trip and I could cross off the state.”

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Key Timestamps

• Song Game Segment: 03:16 – 10:27
• Dating Dilemma: 10:27 – 13:47
• Concert Gender Reveal: 14:10 – 15:32
• Airport Country Star Mystery: 15:47 – 22:27
• Morgan’s Day Trip Assignment: 35:41 – 40:48
• Lottery/Cancer Survivor Story: 26:46 – 27:38
• Pregnancy Robots Discussion: 53:06 – 58:34
• Tick Emergencies/Listener Call: 59:01 – 61:02
• Bonehead Story: 61:06 – End

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Overall Tone

The show is light, fast-paced, and witty, with quick banter and crowd-pleasing interplay. Even heavy or bizarre topics (like robot surrogacy or medical mishaps) receive the show’s signature humor. The vibe is approachable and relatable, delivering both entertainment and everyday advice.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

Expect laughter, playful generational and celebrity gossip, pop science, and a wild peek at the technological frontier—all with the Bobby Bones Show’s trademark warmth and weirdness.

Listen for:

• Hilarious game show moments
• Honest, sometimes awkward relationship advice
• Banter and speculation about country stars
• An ambitious travel challenge
• The "What the heck?!" moment of pregnancy robots

Skip:

• Ads and sponsored promos
• Standard Good News segment if you’re just here for the wild discussions

Bottom Line:
This episode blends friendly games, offbeat stories, and a bit of mind-blowing science, all with unfiltered radio personality you’d expect from Bobby and the team.

Transcript

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[Bobby Bones]

Here we go. Come on, Bobby. Transmitting across America. Let's go. Welcome to Tuesday show. Morning Studio.

[Eddie]

Morning, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

Explain the game, Raymundo. Yeah, so it's going to be famous songs, and it's the intro talking part. So can you name the song? And there's no music. You've actually pulled the audio. It's dry audio. Correct. Okay, play the example that you played us a minute ago. Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity, seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, you capture Eminem. Lose yourself.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Correct. All right, how many you got? We got five. All right, guys, everybody. And Morgan, you should play, too, since Amy's out.

[Morgan]

All right, I'll do it.

[Eddie]

And you're playing.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm playing. If you miss it, you're out. Elimination style. Ready, Raymundo? Oh, now. Oh. Oh, yeah. You're gonna have to hit that a couple times. Oh, now. Boy, this is very.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man. Oh, gosh, that was fun.

[Eddie]

I think I got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Do it again. Oh, now. You know what? We're not gonna do Eliminator. That's too hard. As number one. I have it, but it took me a minute. Yeah. Ah.

[Lunchbox]

What is it?

[Eddie]

Good luck, Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

No, I got it. I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, now. Oh, now.

[Eddie]

Whoa, now.

[Bobby Bones]

Whoa, now, everybody.

[Eddie]

And it's a song title, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Morgan.

[Morgan]

Country girl, Shake it for me.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I have. Oh, Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Country girl. Shake it for me, Eddie.

[Eddie]

I have. That's my kind of night.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray, what is it? Country girl. Oh, dang, Eddie. Go. Good. Good thing it wasn't Eliminator.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I would have been out.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie said no chance.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, the. The intro part of the song. Go ahead.

[Morgan]

Will you count me in? Oh, will you count me in?

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I know the artist.

[Morgan]

Will you count me in?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

Where's my nose?

[Eddie]

Gosh.

[Lunchbox]

What is the song title name?

[Morgan]

Will you count me in?

[Lunchbox]

No, it's not called that. Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

He's having some sort of debate with himself in his head.

[Eddie]

You hear that, guys?

[Lunchbox]

It is Colby Cowley, and it's will you count me?

[Bobby Bones]

Five seconds.

[Lunchbox]

It starts in my rose.

[Bobby Bones]

What starts in her rose?

[Eddie]

That's weird.

[Lunchbox]

Gosh. I wrote down an answer, but I don't think time. Thank You, Ray, lunchbox, Colby, cowley toes.

[Bobby Bones]

I have bubbly. Morgan.

[Morgan]

I have bubbly.

[Eddie]

Eddie, it's called bubbly.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, there it is. Hey, is it bu. Yeah, bubbly. There you go.

[Lunchbox]

Dang.

[Bobby Bones]

Ran into her on the road a couple weeks ago.

[Eddie]

Like. Like, in the road road.

[Bobby Bones]

She was walking on the street with her dogs, and I pulled over. I was like, colby. She was like, bobby. And I was on the phone in my car. She was on the phone walking, and we had. It was a really awkward interaction because we're both trying to tell people, hold on. I got to have a conversation. And. But it was great. So there you go.

[Eddie]

And then I bet it's cool to be like, sorry, that was Colby, Kelly, whoever you were talking to.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Eddie]

Well, hey, I would have done that immediately.

[Lunchbox]

What about her saying, hey, that was Bobby Bones.

[Eddie]

That'd be cool, too.

[Bobby Bones]

She is gonna do a interview on my podcast because of that. I was like, just text me. We'll do an interview. All right. All right, next up. Oh, go again. I got it.

[Eddie]

What are you talking about?

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

You know it? That's English. You guys know it. Do it again.

[Eddie]

What's it.

[Morgan]

That sounds like an alien.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna play it, like, two or three times in a row here. I'm not playing it, Reyes. But we'll turn the music down. Listen closely.

[Eddie]

I got a gun.

[Bobby Bones]

Shocked.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know if that's from this planet. Like Morgan said, sada SATA.

[Eddie]

I'm in. But I don't have this.

[Bobby Bones]

I. I don't have it either. Lunchbox, you in?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Time.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you think it says? Sarah?

[Lunchbox]

Soda.

[Eddie]

It says words.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Ray, would you. Music down one more time? Here it is. Turn it up.

[Eddie]

So I ended up.

[Bobby Bones]

Nope. Turn it up. That's.

[Eddie]

Turn it up.

[Tina]

What?

[Eddie]

Sweet home Alabama.

[Bobby Bones]

Sweet home Alabama.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Bones]

Here. Turn it up. Hear it again. Turn it up.

[Eddie]

Turn it up.

[Lunchbox]

Turn it up.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, what do you guys have? Eddie?

[Eddie]

I have it wasn't me, Shaggy.

[Bobby Bones]

Cuz it kind of sound like sofa. Turn it up, Morgan.

[Morgan]

I had friends in low places. Maybe Garth was, you know, speaking some Spanish.

[Bobby Bones]

If it wasn't Spanish, though. It was English.

[Morgan]

It sounded like Spanish Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

I had Hotel California.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, well, I thought that was pretty easy.

[Eddie]

I mean, now that I hear. Turn it up. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, next. Yo, V.I.P. let's kick it.

[Eddie]

I'm in.

[Morgan]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'm making a comeback.

[Bobby Bones]

Vip let's kick it.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan.

[Morgan]

Cha Cha Slide.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Bones]

Her Age Got her on that one.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Dang it. To the left.

[Morgan]

I thought they do say something like.

[Bobby Bones]

That at the beginning. They don't say, yo, vip, let's kick it, though. Eddie.

[Eddie]

I have Ice, Ice, Baby Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Ice, Ice, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. So do I. I have Baby Vanilla Ice. Okay, and one more. Kick it. What? Cha Cha. Slide.

[Lunchbox]

Kick it. Kick it.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys are all tied. I've won. So you guys are fine for second.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I know.

[Eddie]

So dumb.

[Bobby Bones]

And obviously I have this one.

[Eddie]

Obviously.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I know Bobby has this one. And I know I got this one.

[Bobby Bones]

You know it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I do know this one, man.

[Morgan]

I don't know this.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you wouldn't. I mean, you would, but you wouldn't. If you miss Vanilla Ice, you're not gonna get this one.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

One more time, Ray. Kick it. Everybody in?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I'm in for the win, Man.

[Morgan]

Morgan, I love rock and roll, okay?

[Bobby Bones]

Not judging. Eddie.

[Eddie]

I have Fight for your right to party Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

I have my friends, the Beastie Boys. Fight for your right to party Whoa, Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Kick it.

[Eddie]

What do you have that.

[Bobby Bones]

We've played that song a million times. Yeah, like, as our band. Okay, so I'm out. I'm out. I finished first. Morgan, you're out. You finished last. You two can do a tiebreaker.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, it comes out of this.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's go Speed Round. Oh, buzz in.

[Eddie]

But Lunchbox, this is for second place.

[Lunchbox]

I don't care.

[Bobby Bones]

Second place. Turn it up song.

[Lunchbox]

I ain't gonna get that one.

[Bobby Bones]

Turn it up song.

[Eddie]

Well, there, I hear the Turn it.

[Bobby Bones]

Up, Turn it up song. Turn it up song.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Turn it up song.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, I got you.

[Bobby Bones]

It's Speed round, so you hear it.

[Lunchbox]

Anytime I hear you.

[Bobby Bones]

Turn it up song.

[Eddie]

Petty, Eddy, Honky Tonk, Badonkadonk.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. Yes. Second place. No song. You don't get to reward it with your sweet song. I do for first place. But that was a good second place. Oh, you're unbelievable. All right. Thank you. That's fine. We have another one. We get it tomorrow. Next day or so.

[Lunchbox]

Was that Toby Keith?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, that was Trace Atkins. Right? Yes. Yeah. Turn it up. Okay, great. That's fine. Game, Mikey. Make that. I did make that. That's a good one. This is a funny one to do when Amy's not here. She's not here today, by the way. Hello, Bobby Bones. I've started dating a younger woman and my children just aren't feeling it. My wife passed away a few years ago, and I got off the nerve to start dating the kids issue is I'm 59 and my girlfriend is 31. The fact that my oldest daughter is 35 is the issue. I'm guessing they think it's creepy and gross. I think I've earned the right to live my life and do what makes me smile. And she does. I still want them involved in my life, but this woman really makes me happy. Part of me thinks I should talk with my kids and let them see my side. Another part of me pretends like I don't care, even though I do. What's the solution here? Signed, looking for love at any age. That's funny. So first of all, I don't think 59, 31 is that crazy. I think it's a little odd. And just because it's odd or weird doesn't mean it's wrong. I think I'm numb to old dudes like Bill Belichicking because it happens all over the place. So 59 and 31, if you're over 30, is kind of like, do whatever you want. Who cares? Like as a female, if it's 22, that's weird. But at 31, like, your full frontal lobe is fully developed. Like, so I don't feel like it's super weird. It's a little weird. Not super weird, but I think on this issue, if you ever have to wonder, should I talk to this person about it? If it's kids, if it's your parents, if it's your best friend, if the answer if the question is, should I? The answer is always yes. If you even think, man, should I talk to them about it or should I just ignore it? If it pops into your head that you should possibly talk to somebody that you care about, about whatever the issue is, the answer is yes, you should talk to them. It's your kids, for Pete's sake.

[Eddie]

Talk to them also.

[Bobby Bones]

Who says for Pete's sake? I haven't said that ever. I don't think so. Talk to your kids. But I'm going to tell you, I don't think this is some kind of weird, like, really weird. It's just a little weirdo weird.

[Eddie]

But I mean, yes, it's normal. Right? Like, you hear more and more of this stuff happening, like the age difference. But if I was the daughter, though, and she.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Is my Awkward.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. More than weird about them. Dating would be awkward that your dad's dating somebody younger than you. Yeah. Morgan, how old are you?

[Morgan]

I'm 31.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so what if Morgan showed up with a 59 year old dude? We'd be like, that's kind of weird. But he's not, like, 73.

[Morgan]

Yeah, no, I think you guys have given me crap for this.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, for sure. Yeah. We give you crap for what you're in now. I know. Yeah. Yes. You need to talk to your family. It is awkward for the daughter because your dad's girlfriend's younger.

[Eddie]

Oh, but you agree with him. Just, like, let him live his life.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

He earns what he said.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not earning a younger woman.

[Lunchbox]

It's.

[Bobby Bones]

He earns the right to date whatever makes him happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need to talk to your kids, though. And you also need to understand it's weird for your daughter because you're dating somebody younger than your daughter.

[Eddie]

That's got to be so weird for her, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Tough. You call somebody mom.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's hard.

[Bobby Bones]

That'd be tough. That'd be tough. All right, good luck with that, because you do deserve to live your life the way you want to live it. If she were 22, we'd be having a different conversation. 31's okay. But, yeah, it's weird for your daughter. Thank you for emailing us. That's it. Close it up, Bones. So we have an artist doing a concert, and he messes up a gender reveal. Now the artist is Zach Topp. He's going to open it up and do the gender reveal. And he opens up the thing, except he opens it up backward, and it flashes to the crowd. Exactly what it is. Something else than reveal this baby's gender. But I'm gonna do this anyway. My mom didn't like it when I cuss on stage, so I'll leave the cussing to you.

[Eddie]

Okay?

[Bobby Bones]

I messed that up. If you didn't see it, it's a girl. What's on the back?

[Eddie]

That's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

I messed up one bad in St. Louis. This couple came to me, and I wasn't on stage. I was doing a show that night, and so I was in a theater. I was doing stand up. I remember watching an Arkansas game before. The things I remember about this night are the messing up the gender reveal and Arkansas losing the game. Those are the two things I remember. And they come back and they're like, hey, would you let us know? We'll record it. I was like, sure, come on back. And so they start recording it, and I did the stupidest thing. I said, what do you want? Oh.

[Eddie]

Because you know they'd be disappointed if it was one or the other.

[Bobby Bones]

I shouldn't have asked that. I should have just opened it and told him, because I said, what do you want? And he says, well, I want a boy. And she says, I want a girl. And so I open it up, and I'm like, it's a girl. But I got him going. It was just weird. Like, my advice to anybody that's doing any sort of gender reveal, don't ask what they want. Just open it and let them be happy, because I screwed that one up.

[Eddie]

Was that the last one you've done?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it was the last one I did. Yeah. I don't like how it felt afterward. It was like, too much control, and I still messed it up. Another thing. Hey, Abby, you were at the airport, and you saw a country artist in the airport. And what was weird about it?

[Morgan]

Well, he had his own bags and, like, guitar. Like, he's.

[Bobby Bones]

I think he's, like, a really big.

[Morgan]

Artist, and he was pulling a huge suitcase and then holding his guitar.

[Bobby Bones]

So I don't know who it is.

[Eddie]

And she thinks that it's a big artist.

[Bobby Bones]

She thinks it's too big for them to be pulling their own bag. Yeah.

[Morgan]

Like, I would have thought somebody else was going to handle that.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys want to do 10 questions? Yes. Was it a guy? Yes. Eddie.

[Eddie]

Has he been in the studio this year? This year?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Watchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Under 30.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Morgan.

[Morgan]

Is he playing arenas?

[Bobby Bones]

It's a tough question.

[Morgan]

That is. I know, but that gives you the size of him potentially.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's a weird thing to say, but also.

[Morgan]

Not a headliner.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I would say opening for people.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, is it?

[Eddie]

Oh, hey, thank you for that.

[Bobby Bones]

This is all weird, though, because there are big artists that do support. It doesn't matter. We'll keep going. Yeah, that's a hard one. Oh, is he. Does he wear a cowboy hat? Is he a hat act?

[Morgan]

No, not cowboy.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, five down, five to go. Eddie. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Does he. Does he kind of have a raspy voice?

[Morgan]

I wouldn't say.

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of question is that? You eliminated nothing.

[Eddie]

Yeah, because I eliminated Bailey. Bailey Zimmerman.

[Lunchbox]

He's not under 30.

[Eddie]

Oh, he's older than 30.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you listening?

[Eddie]

That's my bad. I'm listening. My bad. My bad.

[Bobby Bones]

We're competing for a scholarship, and you really blew that price. Watch marks.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Question. Has he recently lost weight?

[Morgan]

No, I don't think so. I don't think that's ever been, like, a good day.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not Jelly roll. Jelly rolls Doing arenas and football stadiums.

[Morgan]

Yeah, Morgan, I knew where you were going with that one. I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

What Jelly Roll.

[Morgan]

No, Nate Smith.

[Lunchbox]

Nate Smith.

[Morgan]

Oh, possibility, but lose a lot of weight, too.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. He talked about his new diet.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you know this? You don't know a single artist.

[Lunchbox]

You talked about it on this show.

[Bobby Bones]

But you don't listen to anything when it comes to music.

[Lunchbox]

You didn't talk about it with him, but maybe he did a country minute or something. But you said how he gave up alcohol and something else because he thought he was killing him.

[Bobby Bones]

I think you're missing the point. We're surprised you listen to anything.

[Lunchbox]

Guys, I listen. I don't have to be looking at you to listen. I've always got my ears to the grindstone.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't have. That's not a term. Not a term. Ears to the grindstone. Not a term.

[Eddie]

What is it? Nose.

[Bobby Bones]

Your nose.

[Lunchbox]

Why always I got my ear in other people's conversations.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Morgan]

Does he have kids?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Oh, was it.

[Eddie]

Wait, wait.

[Lunchbox]

He has kids.

[Eddie]

You're thinking we can talk, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Is he. Does he have a lot of muscles? I'd say average. I wouldn't say, like, overly. Okay. I think I was thinking of Kane, but I. I don't think it's Kane.

[Eddie]

And he's not an opener.

[Bobby Bones]

And also, think about Kane I message, because Kane was like, I posted a picture of himself. No. People magazine did a post of Kane, and they were like, before and after, because Kane's really jacked right now. And some dude was like, for sure he's on performance enhancing drugs. And Kane was like, no, I'm not. And I was like, dude, come up here and get drug tested on the show. I was like, that would be a bit. That would be. What do you say? I don't know. I said it late last night because I know he's doing it all natural. Anybody else? I don't have an. I don't know who it is.

[Eddie]

I have no idea.

[Morgan]

Do we ask if he's been in the studio?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Are you not listening?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, pretty recent. Sorry.

[Morgan]

Honestly, like, I think within the last scenes of them.

[Bobby Bones]

Pretty recent. Yeah. Within the last two months. Oh. I don't know who comes in here anymore. I'm fried.

[Eddie]

Look at the calendar.

[Bobby Bones]

People coming to my house, people coming in here. I don't know who's coming anywhere.

[Eddie]

Jansen.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's who. I was just. Nope.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the last guest. Luke.

[Morgan]

Oh, Chris Lane.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Morgan]

Chris Lane.

[Eddie]

He has to carry his bag.

[Bobby Bones]

Haters. No, no, no.

[Eddie]

I'm just saying, like, once in a.

[Bobby Bones]

While, he probably has songs like, I got your fix after that yeah. Yeah. You guys are haters.

[Morgan]

Why does he have to carry his own?

[Eddie]

Because he's a person.

[Bobby Bones]

No, stop it, Eddie. Stop trying to back out. Stop for real.

[Lunchbox]

Because he's not that big.

[Bobby Bones]

He is that. He's got multiple number one songs.

[Eddie]

He's got money.

[Bobby Bones]

Somebody's not that big is hilarious.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, well, if you think he is, where would you put him? On artist level? I mean, it would easily be C.

[Bobby Bones]

I think he's got at least three number one songs.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, how many do you have? Zero. But I'm just saying, on artist level of. Of scale, he would probably be D plus C minus level.

[Eddie]

Lunchbox. You think if people saw you at the airport carrying your own bags, they'd be like, I'm shocked. Yes, he was carrying.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no. We can play Chris Lane now because he's got, you know, he got some big, big plans. Big song. Yeah, he's got. Yeah. I watch him fix and then he's got. I don't know about you. How's that one go? I don't. It's a number one. Keep singing.

[Morgan]

I don't know what you're trying to.

[Bobby Bones]

Sing, which song you're trying to sing.

[Eddie]

I don't know about you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's the number one song. I got too many songs in my head, Ray. Can you play some of it? I don't know. I don't know. No, I did not sing it. I don't know about you. Okay, Abby, give it. Give it up.

[Morgan]

That's all I know.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know about your sign with your birthday. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. What's your name? What's your son? Yeah. Oh my gosh.

[Morgan]

I felt like I should carry his guitar.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang. I'm surprised he's carrying his bag now too after singing all those.

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

For breast cancer.

[Eddie]

She's starting a new life.

[Bobby Bones]

Her jackpot is the largest Internet win in the lottery's history. She had been playing the game since the 2018 launch. She is going to use the winnings to renovate a farmhouse that she purchased from a friend from the Miami Herald. Went through all the cancer treatment final day plays and hits for 2 million.

[Eddie]

I mean, that's amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a crazy good one. That is what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. A study was just released that dogs and humans have the same health conditions. Like that can be a thing. Listen to this. Dogs can actually mirror their owner's health. Researchers in the US monitoring more than 26,000 dogs. The study revealing dogs and owners can develop many of the same chronic conditions, including hypertension, diabetes, and arthritis. Because they likely share the same environment as their owners. Come on.

[Eddie]

Is this like when girls are hanging out with each other and they have their own periods together?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think quite the same, but it's interesting your mind went there.

[Eddie]

I mean, that's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

So that is ABC World News. My bulldog has chronic stomach issues. What's up?

[Eddie]

You do, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Me too.

[Eddie]

Weird.

[Bobby Bones]

What up, man? My life sucks that I can't eat dairy or drink dairy or anything. It. I think I never paid enough attention to it because it didn't affect me.

[Lunchbox]

How.

[Bobby Bones]

How Western of me. Like, doesn't. Doesn't matter. Having a dairy allergy sucks. No cheese. Everything's made with butter, dude. When I order things, I have to click dairy allergy at the restaurant. I have to actually raise my hand or say, yes. Anybody have any allergies?

[Eddie]

Oh, I thought nobody had to raise their hand.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly. I have an allergy. It's.

[Eddie]

No, you're not nerdy for having an allergy.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm telling you, it feels the nerdiest thing ever that I have a dairy allergy. We went to dinner like, we were on vacation last week, and we go to dinner, and I take all of my wife and her family to dinner, and we're out there and. And it's just like, I have to ask for, like, an allergy menu.

[Eddie]

That's annoying.

[Bobby Bones]

Or like, what can I have? I don't even want to talk because I used to wait tables and I don't like people to ask 100 questions. I don't want to be that guy. And so. And I definitely don't be like, what do you recommend? But I Have to go like, what can I have?

[Eddie]

Oh, I've heard you before where you've asked, like, does this have. I'm sorry, being annoying. Yeah, just have butter in it or.

[Bobby Bones]

No butter, no milk, no anything. So I think that's why my dog always has stomach issues.

[Eddie]

Yeah, same. Same chronic.

[Bobby Bones]

And he is on. It takes me 15 minutes every morning to feed him because I have to mix his fiber. So I have this little thing of water and I pour the fiber in, I mix it up, and so that takes 10 minutes to harden the fiber. Then I have a probiotic that I have to put in to his food. And so I have to open the probiotic and put it in. I do his food, put the fiber in, and then he's on. He has three pills he has to take. Dang. All time.

[Eddie]

How do you do the pills?

[Bobby Bones]

Pill pockets. Third greatest invention of all time that.

[Eddie]

You put that like in a pill in a little thing.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't. If you know the pill pockets, you don't know great inventions. I don't because forever you just do it in bread or turkey. But they make these things that have a little gap in them. I've talked about them before. Greatest invention. IPhone up there. Great invention. Yeah, that's like 7:3. But pill pocket's amazing. But dogs and humans can have the same thing going on. There's another thing. There's an invasive tick species known as the longhorn tick. Fits. Hey, no. It's spreading across the United States, raising concerns among health officials. The tick has recently been identified as a carrier of the bacteria that causes this infection that completely is debilitating. In May, scientists at the Connecticut Agriculture Experiment Station in New Haven have discovered that this tick has this disease. And if you get bit by this tick, you get fever, headache, fatigue, muscle aches, and then life threatening complications. The spread of the longhorn tick. It's hilarious. Being from Arkansas, that's hilarious because when you grow up, you're taught in Arkansas to not like the Texas longhorns because they're bigger. They're just bigger and they have more money. So it's like Texas. The fact that the longhorn ticks is bad, but yeah. And so it's thriving in all these new areas.

[Eddie]

Do they say why it's called the longhorn tick?

[Bobby Bones]

Because they don't like Texas.

[Eddie]

That's what it is. Are these, where are these found? Like, up north. This is in New Haven.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's just where the research has been done. Yeah. In warm places. So everywhere is getting warmer constantly. So they've even been like found as north as Pennsylvania, but Kentucky's got a bunch of them. But yeah, yeah. So that story comes from iheart.com oddly really. It's like a site we own.

[Eddie]

We wrote that.

[Bobby Bones]

But yeah, you get bit by tick, man. And also growing up, we had ticks everywhere all the time. And it didn't sing because maybe we just didn't know the diseases. But like you got ticks every day. Disgusting Seed ticks, Normal ticks. You really didn't have dog ticks because they were on dogs. You would see those big fat ones. Yep.

[Eddie]

The big gray ones.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. Ticks. It ticks kind of disgusting.

[Eddie]

They're so gross, man. Like I might. We found one on my son's head and that freaked us out because like, you know, you find one in your leg, you're thinking like, okay, it's probably not no different, but you see one in the leg, you're like, okay, that's a tick on the leg. But it was in his head. You can see it through his hair. I'm like, oh my gosh, that's straight to the brain.

[Bobby Bones]

If there's. If it's. Oh, that's why you're freaking out. Well, it's gotta go through his skull.

[Eddie]

Oh, I know, but just the fact that it was so close to his head freaked me out.

[Bobby Bones]

I would think that you wouldn't see it for a long time just because of the hair. And it takes a tick. If it has a disease. It's going to get in you.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan thought she was dying. Yes.

[Morgan]

I had a tick bite for like 60 days.

[Bobby Bones]

But the tick wasn't on you.

[Morgan]

No, but found it was. I had a mark on me for like 60 days. It took forever to go away.

[Bobby Bones]

And you sent it off to be examined?

[Morgan]

Well, I went and got blood work done.

[Bobby Bones]

You got. Oh, you didn't get the tick sent off?

[Morgan]

I didn't because I just went and had blood work anyway. And it. Because I, you know, like Eddie said, I had a lot of health problems happening still. Yeah, I do. And it didn't come back. I didn't have any tick borne illnesses, thank goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have your smell or your taste back?

[Morgan]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

How long ago did you have Covid?

[Morgan]

It was 20, 21.

[Bobby Bones]

We're four years later and I'm about.

[Morgan]

To do a really intensive detox cleanse to try and finally get rid of it. Because they think that what is.

[Bobby Bones]

They've thought a lot of things.

[Morgan]

Yes. But like this one feels she's. This person has helped A whole lot of people. She's an integrative health specialist. And long Covid sufferers still have Covid lingering in their body, essentially. Like you have a dirty gene and it attaches to this gene. Yeah, very much so.

[Lunchbox]

So how do you get rid of it?

[Morgan]

I have to do a whole detox. Like, I'm gonna be on a very strict diet. I have to do a lot of different things to try and help my body detox the COVID from it. And it's like a two month ordeal.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you guys feel like when someone's. Again, that's awesome. Hope works for you.

[Morgan]

I hope it does too.

[Bobby Bones]

But when people are like, ah, we're homeopathic, we're all natural, you're like, well, that ain't gonna work. Do you guys feel that way?

[Lunchbox]

100.

[Eddie]

Yeah, me too, immediately. That's immediate.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, there's a vet that's like, we're all natural. I forget the the term, but it's like we only use the holistic.

[Morgan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

All holistic. And I'm like, that ain't gonna work. My dog got stomach issues. He needs. I spent 15 minutes doing medicine and it barely works for him. I think I'm a hater when it comes to holistic stuff. I'm sure there's some use for it.

[Eddie]

Like, I asked my doctor, I'm like, hey, what do you think about probiotics? And he's just like, my grandma takes them.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, well, that's different though. I know, like, probiotics that different. That's all. That's almost a medicine.

[Eddie]

That's what I thought too. He's just like, what? My grandma takes this all I can tell you, like, your doctor said that. Yes, yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you sure you want to. A doctor?

[Eddie]

He's a doctor and I think he just meant like, yes. It's not. It's not a medicine though. It's not like.

[Bobby Bones]

But it. But it could be like a vitamin and a vitamin. We take vitamins and our body only uses like probably 5% of it and you pee out the rest. But it does use a small percentage of what you're taking. Probiotics are different than holistic. You're getting me on the wrong.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Like, I'm just wondering, like, Morgan, you believe in medicine, right?

[Morgan]

Yeah, I have. Integrative health is utilizing holistic and. Yeah, so it's both.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a hybrid, which is what I.

[Lunchbox]

Very much were going to all natural. And I was like, wait, but don't.

[Bobby Bones]

But I think if you've tried Every other thing go all natural. I just know if I see all natural, I'm like, ah, it ain't for me. I need chemicals.

[Morgan]

Like my veterinarian is holistic and also a fully holistic vet and also provides integrative.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not integrated.

[Morgan]

It's really not.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not a scam.

[Eddie]

Like would anybody sell organic firewood?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, organic firewood. That's not a scam because it all was organic. It's just all firewoods organic.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me ask my assistant here about probiotics.

[Eddie]

Oh, see what she says.

[Bobby Bones]

Hello, good morning. Can you tell me the benefits of probiotics?

[H]

I can talk about probiotics. So probiotics are basically those beneficial bacteria that can help keep your gut microbiome in balance. People often take them to support digestion, reduce bloating or even boost immune function. There's some evidence that they can help with certain digestive issues like irritable bowel syndrome. And they might even have some benefits for mental well being. So in short, they're kind of like your guts. Little helpers.

[Eddie]

She's like, my grandma takes them.

[Bobby Bones]

I've seen on TikTok these people that will go on a one day trip and they fly somewhere far and come back the same day. And I watched one person I think fly from east coast to Denver and they did the whole day and they got back on a plane tonight and came back. Oh, and it's exhausting. But I think Morgan, have you seen this? Yeah.

[Morgan]

And I want to do seems expensive.

[Bobby Bones]

For a day now for content. I get it. It seems expensive for a day because you're going to be so tired. You have to wake up like four in the morning and then you got to fly somewhere. But I want to play you this. This person went from the US to Ireland for a one day trip. They flew, landed, ate, came back home go. My round trip non stop flight from New York to Shannon, Ireland was $457. I also rented a car for 48 doll last up until I paid a mechanic $60 to change my tire. And I also got charged $275 because I didn't get insurance. I ate a sandwich at the Cliffs of Moore for $8. Oh, and I also had this $4 cappuccino. I paid $5 to park at the secret location at the Cliffs of Moore and I got this shirt for $41 bringing my grand total for my Ireland day trip to $898. That's really expensive for a day. Oh, you better be an influencer. And you're able to like write that crap off. And even then if you write something off, you don't get it all back. But it seems like one, you're gonna be exhausted and then two, you're gonna spend a lot of money. But there aren't hotels. I guess there's no hotel. Where do you want to go, Morgan?

[Morgan]

I mean anywhere. Because I haven't been to Ohio, I haven't been to New Mexico, I haven't been to Arkansas. All of these. I could go and do a day trip and I could cross off the state.

[Bobby Bones]

But you want to fly?

[Morgan]

Well, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You have Arkansas. I know people.

[Eddie]

You can drive to Arkansas.

[Bobby Bones]

You can drive to Arkansas four hours.

[Morgan]

And that's cool, but like to come off.

[Bobby Bones]

Greatest Ramada you ever seen. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Aren't there horse races there too?

[Bobby Bones]

You know, you can go across the border, get you get a little casino on.

[Eddie]

You're right by Memphis, you stop the.

[Bobby Bones]

Bass pro shot, go the pyramid. Yeah. So let's ask my assistant here. Here we go. Hey, good morning. One of the members of my show named Morgan wants to do a one day trip where you go somewhere, you spend the day there and you come back the same day, which seems very exhausting. And we're in Nashville, Tennessee. Where would you recommend she go? Good morning.

[H]

Sure thing. Let's find a fun day trip from Oregon that will totally wipe her out from Nashville. There's actually a bunch of neat places you can do as a there and back in a day kind of deal. One super popular option is to head over to Chattanooga. It's about a two hour drive each way too easy.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's. Let me stop you. Can you give us somewhere that she has to fly, do the day and come back? So not super close.

[H]

Ah, got it. We're talking a little more ambitious, like a quick flight adventure. In that case, one fun option would be to do a day trip to Chicago. It's only about an hour and a half flight from Nashville and there are plenty of flights going in and out. She could fly out early in the morning, maybe catch a nice breakfast or brunch in Chicago, spend the day exploring some cool spots like Millennium park or the Art Institute, and then head back home in the evening. It's definitely doable and gives her a taste of a different city for the day.

[Bobby Bones]

You ever been to Chicago?

[Morgan]

Yeah, I just got back from Chicago.

[Bobby Bones]

She just got back from Chicago. Sorry about that. Would you give me another option?

[H]

Oh, no worries at all. If she just got back from Chicago, we definitely want to mix it up. Another great one day flight option could be New Orleans. It's about a 90 minute flight from Nashville and it's a totally different vibe. She could head out in the morning, grab some beignets at Cafe Du Monde, wander around the French Quarter, maybe soak in some live music, and then fly back home that night. It's a fun little taste of New Orleans in a single day.

[Bobby Bones]

Ever been?

[Morgan]

I have been to New Orleans. We need Ohio, Indiana, New Mexico.

[Bobby Bones]

Can you go somewhere in Ohio or Indiana?

[H]

Absolutely. Let's switch gears and head up to that neck of the woods. A great day trip. Destination could be Indianapolis. It's only about an hour and a half late from Nashville and it's got plenty to do for a day. She could check out the Indianapolis Museum of Art, stroll along the canal walk, or even visit the Indianapolis Motor Speedway if she's into a bit of racing history.

[Bobby Bones]

And give me, give me an option for Ohio as well.

[H]

For sure. Let's give her an Ohio option too. Columbus would be a fantastic choice.

[Bobby Bones]

No, screw it. Would you give me something for cle? I want to send her to Cleveland. Like, what could you do in Cleveland?

[H]

Absolutely. Let's send her to Cleveland. Cleveland's a cool pick for a day trip. It's a roughly hour and a half flight from Nashville and there's a lot to do in a single day. She could definitely hit up the Rock and roll hall of Fame, which is kind of a must if she's never been, and then maybe wander around the west side Market for some cool local eats. She loves museums. The Cleveland Museum of Art is also top notch and free. So, yeah, Cleveland's got a little bit of everything for a fun day out.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I'm gonna send you to Cleveland. You're gonna do it. You're gonna do it on a show day.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And Mike, could you say how much a flight is from here to Cleveland? You got to go and come back same day, though.

[Eddie]

She's gonna do the day trip.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And you're gonna pay for this.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll pay for the flight.

[Eddie]

Wow, that's amazing.

[Morgan]

Yeah, and that'll be so fun.

[Bobby Bones]

And she'll just do all the. She'll make a bunch of content out of it. And we'll keep. We'll do it on the Buy Bone show.

[Eddie]

Wow, that's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

We had to like, walk her to Cleveland, like my assistant here, my computer assistant. But we'll send you to Cleveland. Deal.

[Morgan]

Yeah. And I can cross off Ohio on my list.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't care about that so much. But yes. This is a crazy story and I say it because we've talked about this diamond mine in Arkansas many times. Lunchbox went to the diamond mine. Abby went to the diamond mine. They didn't find anything. They complained the whole time that it was hot. Here's the clip. A New York City woman so determined to design her own engagement ring went to Arkansas to mine her own diamond. She spent two years planning this. 31 year old Michelle Fox spent months searching the crater of Diamond State Park. It wasn't until her very last day.

[Lunchbox]

In the park that she spotted something.

[Producer Eddie]

Shiny and discovered a 2.3 carat diamond.

[Eddie]

And the park allows the public to search for the diamonds and has a finders keepers policy. If a lucky visitor happens upon a gem.

[Bobby Bones]

She found it. It's her diamond.

[Eddie]

That's amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So that's from NBC New York. And it's probably like this big. I'm doing a pinch. But it's bigger than a small pinch. It's a pretty big pinch that looks.

[Eddie]

Like a big marble.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a big. The diamond in the palm of her hand. You can sure see it at 2.3 carats. As they said congratulations to her. Now why this is a story to us again is because we talk about it so much. Because Lunchbox hated the trip because he didn't find anything. Not only that, he had Abby dig and he went to sleep.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't take a nap under tree. It was so freaking hot. It was dusty. It was just crazy. It was. It was back breaking work.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you feel about this?

[Lunchbox]

Well, I mean she had three weeks. I mean who has that much time to sit there and dig? I mean I don't know what you're doing with your life where you have three weeks to just go hang out the diamond mine. But really sounds like she's got not much going on. But I'm pretty jealous.

[Bobby Bones]

Abby, your thoughts? You spent the day out there.

[Morgan]

Yeah, no, I'm actually annoyed.

[Bobby Bones]

I looked at that dirt. There was. There is not much at all.

[Morgan]

Like it just looks like rocks.

[Bobby Bones]

There's not much. People find it all the time. It's the only in North America. It is the only diamond mine. And I don't want you guys to think you're like going in a cave. It's like open fields and you go and you dig in the ground and you find diamonds. People do it all the time. We talk about it on the show.

[Eddie]

We read stories like every.

[Bobby Bones]

Every few weeks somebody finds a diamond. I don't think I Don't think you guys put enough effort in.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, we put in. And here's the thing. This girl's not even that ugly. I thought she was gonna be.

[Eddie]

What does that mean?

[Lunchbox]

I. I thought if she spent three weeks there, that. Okay, this girl's gonna be, like, weird and doesn't have any friends. But she looks like a normal.

[Eddie]

No, she wasn't. She, like, trying to get engaged or something? She said she wasn't even gonna consider it unless she found a diamond.

[Bobby Bones]

She's not even that ugly.

[Lunchbox]

So I'm saying I was like.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I wasn't saying that. I was just doing what you said. Yeah. So congratulations to her. Does it make you guys want to go back? Yeah, I mean, I do. I do every story.

[Lunchbox]

And when I drive by there on the way to Texas, I'm like, man, if I just took a right here and drove down for 30 miles. But gosh, it's so annoying.

[Eddie]

Is it 30 miles off the road?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know exactly how far.

[Eddie]

Next time.

[Bobby Bones]

Gosh, let's see. If we were to leave here and just drive from our studio, it would.

[Eddie]

Take under three hours. Come on.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's over three hours. It's like.

[Bobby Bones]

It's five hours. Three, because it's like home for me. Okay, you want to walk it or do you want it?

[Eddie]

No, no, we're driving.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I don't want to do the walking, man. Or the car. Let's see. We're gonna go to the visitor center at Crater of Diamond State Park. It is six hours, so I mean.

[Eddie]

That'S not too bad. I mean, that's. That sounds awesome. Oh, yeah. I mean, I have four kids. I can put them all to work, like, all of a thing. We're not leaving till we find a diamond.

[Bobby Bones]

The thing is, when you pull them out of the ground, they don't look like.

[Lunchbox]

No, they don't.

[Bobby Bones]

You're going to Genesis diamonds or wherever. It's like. It's a rock. So how do you know with shinies on it? Okay. If you were to see it, it'd be like, almost like a crystal. Like a dirty crystal. And then you have to go in and ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. And then get the diamond out of it. It's pretty cool. She found that, though. So congratulations to her.

[Producer Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Producer Eddie]

Producer Eddie.

[Eddie]

Braden Roberts. He's 8 years old from Massachusetts, and he's exploring the woods behind his house. He's walking around and he smells a brush fire. And he looks around, he's like, no one's here. But there's a fire in the middle of the woods. So he runs back to his house about a mile away and he finds a family member, says, Call 91 1. Come with me. There's a creek nearby. Bring some buckets. And they get buckets full of water and try to put this brush fire out. And then the fire department comes. They finally come, they put the fire out and they say, this is amazing how quickly he reacted because if he wouldn't have called 911, this fire could have destroyed the whole forest. Yeah, but what happened? They say, come on, come to the fire station. We want you to meet somebody. And guess who was there?

[Bobby Bones]

Smokey.

[Eddie]

Smokey the Bear.

[Bobby Bones]

You brought it back. I've been told, though, by our listeners that are jerks, not our listeners that aren't jerks, but our listeners that are jerks. And they've told me loud, it's Smokey Bear, not Smokey the Bear. Like, get out of my DMs with that crap.

[Eddie]

This is Smokey the Bear was there himself.

[Bobby Bones]

Smokey the Bear.

[Eddie]

The Bear.

[Bobby Bones]

People were like, it's Smokey Bear. I don't care what it is. Like, you shouldn't spend your time DMing me on that.

[Eddie]

Yeah, we know who it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we know. Smokey the Bear. That's awesome. We love Smokey the Bear. That's a great story. Good job, kid. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good.

[Eddie]

Steve.

[Bobby Bones]

Ran's riding his wigs next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know, it did. This is. This is the Bobby. Amy's out sick today, so we're going to go around the room with our own corny jokes. Ray, hit that the morning Corny. I'll open and close. What did Elvis say to his landscaper?

[Eddie]

What did Elvis say to his landscaper?

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you for the mulch. Oh, thank you.

[Eddie]

Dang, that's good.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, thank you for the mulch. I like that one.

[Eddie]

That's a real.

[Bobby Bones]

Because I like elbows. All right, lunchbox, you're up.

[Lunchbox]

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

[Bobby Bones]

What's that?

[Lunchbox]

Kids don't eat broccoli.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go.

[Eddie]

That's true.

[Morgan]

Morgan, why did the hamburger break up with the hot dog at the barbecue?

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Morgan]

It was tired of being grilled about their relationship.

[Eddie]

It's an Amy one.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Morgan]

Grilled.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

What kind of key doesn't open locks?

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of key doesn't open locks?

[Eddie]

A monkey.

[Lunchbox]

Boy, we.

[Bobby Bones]

We fell off a cliff. Boy.

[Eddie]

You didn't like the monkey?

[Lunchbox]

You didn't like the booger?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I like the book. It went in order of terrible.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Because it started really good, though, with Elvis.

[Bobby Bones]

What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her? Namaste.

[Eddie]

It's good.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

It's actually not bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. I can do this. I can do this corny joke. Oh, yeah, easy. I can do my sleep. All right. No Amy today. So we hope we did it justice. There are pregnancy robots, and they could give birth to human children. And this is every science movie ever where it ends terribly and AI kills us. Like, this is the beginning. Eventually, there's just gonna be a wall of them.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Bones]

And you look up, and there's just all these wombs with all the babies growing. That's every science movie. Every, like, end of the world apocalypse. So China apparently has a bot that has an artificial womb which will receive nutrients through a hose in the abdomen of the robot and will be able to carry a fetus for approximately 10 months before giving birth. This is from the New York Post. The pregnancy robot was conceptualized by this doctor, and if all goes according to plan, it will make its debut, its official debut, able to be used next year. For those struggling to conceive, hiring a humanoid to carry their baby will cost about 100,000 won.

[Eddie]

What is that?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I'm glad you asked, because I had to look myself. $13,000.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like squid game, and it's like 40 gabillion yen or whatever it is. And you look at it, it's like, $17. You're like, man, you guys should simplify that a little bit. But, yeah, it's way cheaper than a human surrogate, which can cost in the states here between 100,000 and $200,000. The artificial womb technology is already in a Mature stage and now needs to be implanted into the robot's abdomen so that a real person and the robot can interact to achieve pregnancy, allowing the fetus to grow inside. Many questions are still unanswered, including how the egg and sperm will be fertilized and inserted into the womb. But that won't be a problem because it can already do that. So as I think, man, this is bizarre. I think go back 30 years and when the first quote unquote, test tube baby happened, and now that's happening everywhere all the time. Like, IVF is very common. So is this just another step where we're going, holy cow, can you believe it? Think about this. Think about the first time they used another person to carry babies that wasn't the people's.

[Eddie]

The surrogate.

[Bobby Bones]

The surrogate.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, it's normal to us now because technology has allowed it to become normal and because it's very useful for people who physically cannot do it, whose health do not allow it. This is that. So I'm the guy back then. Oh, I don't know. We're combining this sperm and egg outside of the womb. It's not natural. And now because of the advances in medicine, you go, man, thank God they can do that. So many people get to have kids now because of those technologies. But this is bizarre right now. I'm that guy right now. That's like. That's crazy.

[Eddie]

But to get this straight, so you have the baby naturally, right?

[Bobby Bones]

And then. Well.

[Eddie]

Well, like. Like you conceive it naturally with a human.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think so. Because I don't think you go, you.

[Eddie]

Have to do the robot.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I. No, no, you don't have sex with the robot. No. Although you probably could. No. But I don't think the eggs are in the robot. I think just like when you're doing ivf, everything's outside.

[Eddie]

Ah, got it.

[Bobby Bones]

And then you implant that. Yes, Implant that into the womb. Dang. Probably that womb won't drink or smoke either. Like the surrogate.

[Eddie]

No, no, no. Won't be at the bar. Yeah, definitely not.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen, it's weird. Weird doesn't mean wrong. And I just know that the feelings I have about how bizarre it is are the feelings that everybody had the first time that it's like, look at the first test tube baby. Look at that.

[Eddie]

It's that we gotta worry, though, if the baby starts loving the robot more than their parents.

[Bobby Bones]

But do not people not worry about that with surrogates, though, because that's even a real Human.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I would want the robot, if that's the question, in case I would want the robot more than the person. Because robot can't love back and robot can't abduct in the middle of the night.

[Eddie]

The baby is like the robot mama.

[Bobby Bones]

It talks like a robot. I am baby.

[Eddie]

This is too much.

[Bobby Bones]

It's too much until it's able to really benefit people who. Because of their health and for financial reasons. Because again, look at the difference in price. $13,000 versus 100,000.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's not bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Raymundo thought about and you still may, using a surrogate. Yeah. We went to Vanderbilt and we sat in the office with the doctor and he told us with a straight face, yeah, it'll be a hundred thousand dollars. People usually pay that much. And we're like, what? Nobody ever told us it's a six figure amount. So then you got to find a family member, a listener, somebody that's very floating. The listener. Somebody jumps up. I mean, we had three emails, people that said they would that day be a surrogate if we wanted to do it. Ray's hoping for caller 10. But my point is this. In 10, 15 years, could be a version of that where you don't have to pay $100,000. And also think back, VCRs were like $15,000 when they first came out in the 80s. Right, in the 80s.

[Eddie]

You can get them now for, well, eight bucks.

[Bobby Bones]

Eight bucks at like the Salvation army now, because. But anyway, I thought it was a pretty crazy story. The pregnancy robots it on the surface, very bizarre because it's like Terminator. It's like I am Legend or it's like iRobot or any of those.

[Eddie]

Crazy to think of.

[Bobby Bones]

But I think we felt the same way about things like IVF early stages.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like people hiring other people, like surrogacy and this is that. And as long as it doesn't take over the world, I think it's a good thing. But that's like anything else. Speaking of medical, I just got a text from Amy. Amy's out today and she said, and I quote, but I gotta. She's listening, so thanks.

[Eddie]

Oh, good.

[Bobby Bones]

Probiotics are so helpful. Ugh, Eddie.

[Eddie]

She would say that for sure if she were here.

[Bobby Bones]

So Amy's sick. I don't think she would mind me saying that. She does not have Covid.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's good.

[Bobby Bones]

She is sick. All the fever and apparently her voice sounds like a man. All that stuff's happening with throat and chest. So Amy is Not here today, but that's what's up. But she wanted you to know. Probiotics. She loves them. She's for them, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Okay, got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Good.

[Eddie]

I'll tell my doctor. Cause my doctor was.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think you need to tell your doctor.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. All right. Keep that. Yeah. Let's go over and talk to Tina real quick. We were talking about tics, and there's this tick that. Now if it bites you, you get this crazy disease. Tina, you're on.

[Tina]

I am. Good morning. Good morning, studio.

[Bobby Bones]

Morning.

[Tina]

I heard you guys talking about ticks, and Eddie saying about how the one in his son's head was really bad. Well, my. Every time I think of tics. For me, as a mom, my son, when he was younger, had one crawl up into his private area.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, and which part? Like scrotum or hose?

[Tina]

Hose.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh. Oh, no, no. I think. Sucks, sure. But hoes.

[Eddie]

It's the worst.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, go ahead. It was.

[Tina]

It was absolutely awful. And had he. So he started screaming, and he tells me about it, and I'm not sure what I'm going to do. And as a mom, I took little tweezers.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's. That's right.

[Tina]

And got it out. We did end up taking him to the emergency room just in case. And they said had we. Had he not seen it crawl in there. You know how when a tick gets big, it swells up?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Tina]

It would have happened, and it would have blocked him from going to the bathroom, and then we would have had a really big problem because it would have swelled up inside, and then he wouldn't have been able to go to the bathroom.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You made a lot of people uncomfortable, that story. A lot.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Why'd you call?

[Bobby Bones]

Every guy is, like, squeezing their knees together a little bit. Just feel. But everything came out okay right at the end.

[Tina]

Everything came out fine. Yep. Yeah, he's. He does not like ticks to this day. But, yeah, we.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd be traumatized, too, from that. I think I might be from secondary just from hearing the story. So you have two options when a tick goes into something. If you can't do fingers, you can do tweezers, or you can do. Which I'm glad she didn't do. You can use a lighter.

[Eddie]

Oh, like fire.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't want to light that. That wick on fire. Tina, thank you for your call. We appreciate that. Yes.

[Tina]

You guys have a wonderful day.

[Bobby Bones]

You, too. See you later. Bobby Bone Show.

[Lunchbox]

Story of the day. This story comes to us from McGraw New York, a 32 year old woman, 61 year old man are getting in the truck. All right, got everything? Put the stroller in the back of the truck. Here we go. And they start driving down the road when.

[Bobby Bones]

Woo, woo.

[Lunchbox]

They get pulled over and they're like, sir, do you know why I pulled you over? They're like, no, they're like, you have a stroller in the back of the car. And they're like, yeah, it's in the, you know, the bed of the truck. Like you left the kid in the stroller.

[Eddie]

Oh my goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

All I heard was 61 year old dude and 32 year old woman and a stroller. I thought, is that Bill Belichick? Are we getting into a story about Bill? Wow. The baby was in the. Did they at least have it strapped down? The stroller with the baby in it?

[Lunchbox]

Well, yeah, the baby was strapped in the stroller.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, the stroller strapped down, the.

[Lunchbox]

Stroller'S rolling in the.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no.

[Eddie]

That could have been so bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Could have been, was it?

[Lunchbox]

No, kid was okay. And they didn't say baby. They just had a child in a.

[Bobby Bones]

Stroller and then a stroller though. You're under four.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Probably under three.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

So are they married?

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, that's a whole part of the story. I'd be curious to know too, because a guy got a 32 year old.

[Lunchbox]

Both have the last name of Mabry.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. I'm gonna assume their husband, wife or dad and daughter.

[Eddie]

Could be, but yeah, and it could.

[Bobby Bones]

Be the daughter's kid.

[Lunchbox]

Didn't think about that. All right, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

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