TUES PT 1: Listeners Rub Their Lotto Winnings In Lunchbox's Face + Famous 2nd Trivia + Amy Reviews College Team Uniforms

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary

Episode: TUES PT 1: Listeners Rub Their Lotto Winnings In Lunchbox's Face + Famous 2nd Trivia + Amy Reviews College Team Uniforms
Date: September 2, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones & Team (Premiere Networks)

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Overview

This episode blends playful rivalry and relatable life talk, featuring listeners calling in to share big lottery wins (mostly to the chagrin of Lunchbox), a lively round of “Famous 2nd Trivia,” and Amy’s humorous critique of college football uniforms. Other highlights include relationship debates around football season, a wholesome “Tell Me Something Good,” and an on-air trial of adult pacifiers for stress relief.

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Major Segments & Highlights

1. Listeners Gloat About Lottery Wins (03:16–06:45)

• Bobby invites listeners to share recent lottery and scratch-off ticket wins, much to Lunchbox's disbelief and envy.
• Notable stories include thousands—up to half a million—being won on cheap tickets, as Bobby reads out several voicemails.
• Memorable listener stories:
  • $1,000 win from a $10 scratch-off, turned into a $1,000 Disney trip (03:16)
  • $500 twice, then $5,000 on a scratcher (04:04)
  • $75,000 and $3,000 wins with $3 scratch-offs (05:35)
  • Half a million-dollar winner who retired early (05:55)
  • A $1 million winner who invested the winnings, but still plays scratchers (06:45)
• Quote: “That is my dream. To hit and quit. That sounds weird.” —Lunchbox (05:55)
• Lunchbox's reaction: He wonders if he should switch to the lower-priced tickets since that's where the big wins seem to happen.

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2. Football Season & Relationship Balance (07:00–12:21)

• Listener "Tired of being benched" asks for advice on coping with a partner's intense football obsession during the NFL season.
• Amy suggests setting healthy boundaries, while Bobby jokes that men need their football time and pokes fun at traditional relationship dynamics.
• Banter on how women might find their own hobbies while men are absorbed in football.
• Quote: “Happy husband, happy Muslim?” —Bobby Bones jokingly misquotes the saying (09:04)
• Quote: “Marriage ain’t always easy. Amen.” —Bobby Bones (11:36)
• Resolution is tongue-in-cheek: “You know what, screw it. Leave him alone. He deserves it… Find a new husband.” (12:19–12:22)

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3. Amy’s College Football Uniform Review (12:34–21:40)

• Amy reviews and ranks college football uniforms, admitting her bias toward Texas A&M (her alma mater).
• She bashes Baylor's black-and-metallic look: “Why are they wearing all black? Their colors are green and gold.” (13:40)
• Conversation about alternate uniforms and how they are used for recruiting appeal.
• Banter over gold helmets (Baylor, Notre Dame), and recruiting as influenced by “cool” uniforms.
• Amy’s “catch of the week” goes to C.J. Daniels for a one-handed Miami catch (15:32).
• Mascot mishaps, including the Oregon Duck losing its head, and the "Dabo Curse" on Clemson since the coach refused to come on the show.
• Quick run-down of college football wins—and family loyalties—leading to jokes about divided fandoms.

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4. Famous 2nd Trivia Game (26:45–34:42)

• Raymundo hosts “Famous Seconds” trivia. Contestants answer questions about notable "second" things (second U.S. president, second planet from the sun, etc.).
• Participants: Bobby, Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, Morgan.
• Trivia highlights:
  • Second planet from the sun: Venus (27:41)
  • Second U.S. president: John Adams (28:07)
  • Second man on the moon: Buzz Aldrin (29:44)
  • Second American Idol winner: Ruben Studdard (30:32)
  • Second largest U.S. state by area: Texas (31:58)
  • Second largest U.S. city by population: Los Angeles (32:35)
  • Second Disney Princess: Cinderella (33:38)
  • Bobby wins, with Amy as runner-up.
• Quote: “That’s a loser thing to do when you miss it... you should be ashamed of yourself.” —Bobby (30:32, razzing Eddie)

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5. Tell Me Something Good (37:36–38:54 & 51:45–52:39)

• Amy: 10-year-old Cal finds and returns a woman’s lost wedding ring just before her 50th anniversary—restores her faith in humanity.
• Eddie: Profile of "The Tech Fairy," a 79-year-old Florida man refurbishing and donating old computers to people in need.
• Both stories reinforce the show’s positive community spirit.

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6. Offbeat Moments: Pacifier for Adults? (42:07–46:05)

• Bobby reveals he uses an adult pacifier to combat stress at bedtime.
• Team is mildly horrified and cracks jokes about trying it for road rage and bedtime anxiety.
• Quote: “I just never thought I’d be sucking on a binky at this stage in my life.” —Bobby (45:40)
• Amy recommends he try it properly before bedtime and report back.

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7. Miscellaneous Banter & Rapid-Fire Segments

• Quirky routines: Bobby's morning bath ritual as a coffee alternative (39:21)
• Listener engagement: Steve from Colorado Springs connects Broncos to Bobby's alma mater (47:25)
• Dierks Bentley chat: (majority appears truncated; see next episode for more)
• Morning Corny: “What do all the cool kids learn in school? Algebra... bruh.” (53:16)
• Bonehead Story of the Day: Woman in Nashville pulls a gun on a dog walker to make him pick up his dog's poop (54:10)

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Notable Quotes

• “That is my dream. To hit and quit. That sounds weird.” —Lunchbox (05:55)
• “Happy husband, happy Muslim?” —Bobby (09:04)
• “Marriage ain’t always easy. Amen.” —Bobby (11:36)
• “Why are they wearing all black? Their colors are green and gold.” —Amy (13:40)
• “That’s a loser thing to do when you miss it... you should be ashamed of yourself.” —Bobby (30:32)
• “I just never thought I’d be sucking on a binky at this stage in my life.” —Bobby (45:40)

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Timeline of Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Highlight | |-----------|---------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:16 | Listeners call with lotto wins; Lunchbox reacts | | 07:00 | Relationship mailbag: Coping with NFL season & spouse’s obsession | | 12:34 | Amy’s reviews & rants on college football uniforms | | 26:45 | Famous 2nd Trivia Game (Eliminator style) | | 37:36 | Tell Me Something Good: Lost wedding ring returned | | 39:21 | Bobby's quirky morning bath routine | | 42:07 | Bobby’s adult pacifier for anxiety | | 53:14 | Morning Corny joke: Algebra “bruh” | | 54:10 | Bonehead Story: Dog owner & gun-wielding woman |

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Tone & Style

Playful, quick-witted, sometimes self-deprecating, blending everyday life advice with good-natured ribbing and pop culture trivia. The episode remains upbeat, leaning into community connection, nostalgia, and humor throughout.

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Useful For

Listeners who enjoy a mix of relatable listener calls, games, pop culture discussions, and comedic takes on daily life. Newcomers get a real sense of the show’s chemistry, while regulars find the usual blend of heartfelt, humorous, and sometimes bizarre moments.

Transcript

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

Welcome to Tuesday's show, morning Studio. Morning. You're going to love these voicemails. Here we go. I won $50 off a ten dollar scratch off and then went and got a $30 scratch off and kept 20 for cash and won a thousand dollars off the jumbo bucks. Let's go. Awesome. So this really all this is, Is this what you're doing to me? We're gonna play when everybody calls. I asked the listeners to call and leave voicemails on if they've hit scratch offs or lottery because it's Lunchbox's dream. Let's go with the next one up here in Idaho, doing scratchers 15 years, never got anything major. This year got a little bit of a run. I won 500 bucks twice, like two weeks apart. And I finally hit one for five grand. Put some aside. The anniversary's coming up. We'll go out for a weekend. But keep going, my man. Your time is coming. You guys are doing a great job on the show. Thank you very much. Congratulations on your $5,000 win. See, I like him. He wasn't rude about it. He was, he was encouraging and he, he pumped me up still. Let's go. Next one. So in 2016, my wife and I moved to Tucson and we never had a lottery before the state we lived on. So we started playing these dollar scratch offs and these dollar quick picks. And since 2016, we have won $4,000, $2,000, $1,000 once, $500 three times. I'm not one to brag, but since you guys asked, I figured I'd tell you. Okay, thanks for the show. Bye bye. Thank you very much. That's four. That's forest yeah, yeah, that's good. Most Lunchbox has ever won playing as much as he does is two. Scuba. Steve's play like seven times has hit more than that. Yeah, it's not funny. Next one. Hey, Bobby, I am actually just calling to share that I bought a two dollar scratch ticket and I won ten thousand dollars on it. Sorry, my family and I are heading to Disney World. Good luck. Keep scratching. Yeah, you can spend that all at Disney. Two dollars, that's a day. That's one day at Disney. Two dollars. Two dollars. Next one. Just want to let Lunchbox know that two years ago on July 4th, we hit $75,000 on a three dollar jumbo. Lady jumbo. And yesterday we hit again for $3,000. Three dollars seasonal. Enjoy. Enjoy. That's amazing. That's awesome. He went $75,000 on a three Dollar scratch off. We have two more. Next one. For 15 years up in Mass, I won five to ten thousand dollars a year. And then in 2017, I hit a $5 scratch ticket for a half a million dollars, retired and moved to South Carolina at 60 years old. But you'd like to hear that. Have a great day. Love the show. He retired. See, that is what I'm talking about. Yeah. No, he won half a million dollars. That is my dream. To hit and quit. That sounds weird. All right, last one. Here we go. Three years ago, I won a million dollars on a five dollar ticket after taxes. I walked away with 400 and gave away about 70,000 to my family. Paid off my home, which was about 60,000, and did a little upgrades. And then I invested $250,000 into my retirement. My life has changed except for I.

[Amy]

Do a little more traveling, still spend.

[Bobby Bones]

About 10, $20 a week on scratch tickets. She won a million dollars. Wow. On a $5 ticket. She's still working. Thank you to all of our listeners who call and pepper us with these stories. Our voicemail. The lines are open. 877-77. Bobby, just the amount he's played and he's ever only hit $250. That to me is crazy. You know what I heard from this? Maybe I need to go back to two and $3 scratchers. They're paying 75,000. I'm paying 20 bucks a scratcher, thinking I'm going to hit big. Maybe I need to go lower. I didn't think those paid that much. I think less of them pay that much. Thank you to everybody who called. Those are great stories. There's a question to be. Hello, Bobby Bones. I need advice before the NFL season kicks off, and I lose my husband until February. As soon as the first game starts, it's like I become invisible. He's got fantasy leagues, pickles, red zone, Sunday ticket. You name it, he's in it. Don't get me wrong. I knew he loved football when I got married to him, but I didn't realize it meant I'd basically be living solo multiple nights a week. What do I do? Signed. Tired of being benched. Amy, you can go first as the woman.

[Amy]

Well, I mean, this seems a little excessive. Like, you feel alone a couple of nights a week. Like, we need to have some healthier boundaries. Like, I'm fine with him being involved in all these things, but how much time does this take up? That's Yalls Lane. I have no idea. Like, is. Does this seem healthy to y'?

[Bobby Bones]

All? Like, yeah.

[Amy]

Should it be taking him away from his spouse multiple days a week? Yeah. Yes, it should.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

This is normal.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Amy]

Yeah. See, I. During my marriage, yes, my husband loved football. However, he didn't do a lot of the league things, like the fantasy stuff. So.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And sometimes, honestly, he was deployed during football season, and I was like, okay, thank you for serving.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I would say just leave him alone.

[Amy]

Leave him alone.

[Bobby Bones]

Let him do his thing. What do they say? Happy, happy husband, happy Muslim?

[Amy]

No, I think it's happy wife, happy life. So I guess I'm just trying to figure out. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

How do y' all find some balance? Because, like, what activities do women have that.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's on you. That's not.

[Amy]

No, it's not. It's not on us.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, it is. If you're like, what activities do women have where we get to get away? Because you guys have this. You didn't find this for us, so why should we find you yours also? You know, I got you at that point.

[Amy]

Some. Some women off of it. Well, also, some women are into this and play these fantasy games, too, so it's not all men. I mean, some men might be like, where's my wife?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't have a single woman friend who does this.

[Amy]

You don't have it? Well, okay. To this extent. But, you know women that play fantasy football?

[Bobby Bones]

Very, very, very, very few. I mean, none in my, like, real life. I mean, I know listeners and stuff I've talked to. But, yeah, it's. It's a fraction. Okay.

[Amy]

Yeah. Well, so what. What if this was your wife? Like, would this fly in your home? I don't think so.

[Bobby Bones]

Here's the thing. I walk in the room, and I say, this is what we're gonna do. And she says, you got it.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Actually, when the game sucks, I make a point to go, I don't really want to watch football today.

[Amy]

So you act like.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

You're choosing.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so smart. Yeah.

[Amy]

Out of the kindness of your heart.

[Bobby Bones]

Once the game has chosen to be bad, I then go, like, I don't watch football today anyway. For the next couple hours, you want to do something.

[Amy]

I mean, but can't you just, like, check the results? Like, what?

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, you can, but also this. I would say this is a great husband because he's not even worried about college. Oh, that's true. Yeah. I'm dialed in on Saturdays, too. Amy, can you just watch a show? Like, the end of a show? Do it. Be sexist. What? No. No, I'm not.

[Amy]

Yeah. Yeah, I can.

[Bobby Bones]

Can you just wash one dish?

[Amy]

I mean.

[Bobby Bones]

It was a joke.

[Amy]

But to answer it, no, I can't. If there's dishes in the sink, I want them all oded and I want them all put away.

[Bobby Bones]

So wrong.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It would have felt so right.

[Amy]

Idiotic. No, but I mean, I guess I'm just saying, like, you don't. I. I can't imagine being that into something where you have to watch every single thing and every. Y' all have play. Like, when you're a fantasy team, you have players on.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but we just have, like, all over the place. Red zone. I hear you. Okay, this is what I'm gonna say. This is the healthy thing, is say, hey, look, for me, you're gone watching way too much football all the time. I don't want to stop you. Can you tell me what time on Sunday you'll. You'll give me and make him commit to that time. And if it's a few hours, make sure that he gives you that few hours.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And then. Yeah, then just let him be.

[Amy]

How exhausting. You have to make sure your husband gives you those hours.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, marriage ain't always easy. Amen.

[Amy]

It's not any. Any relationship takes work.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

It's just one with the NFL from. From the end of August or Sept. Early September to when. Like, when did football start? End of August. And then it's going to end in February.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. To be fair, football start in.

[Amy]

To be fair. I know of it. Starting at the end of August.

[Bobby Bones]

He's triggered. But like, NFL. Anyway, this is what I would say. It's a tough one. If he's dedicated to watching all those. Make him dedicate Some hours every Sunday.

[Amy]

Have to make him okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But you shouldn't. You do.

[Amy]

Okay. Just talk with him. Like, you shouldn't have to make him.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what? Screw it. Leave him alone. He deserves it.

[Amy]

Yeah. Find a new husband.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay. There we go. Wow. This. This mailbag ended terribly. All right. That's how we feel. Close it up, Bones. Amy, I was watching you commentate and comment on all the football uniforms.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Your ranking of what teams had the best uniforms.

[Amy]

So it stood out to me the most. I was trying to do which quarterback would you date? But then it felt like 18. I know. Trust me.

[Bobby Bones]

When I started, that's a. That's an okay game for NFL.

[Amy]

I know, but this is when the college games are on. And I started Googling the quarterbacks because with their helmets on, I can't really tell. And I wanted to see different pictures of them. And then I was like, okay, this is. I can't do this anymore. Like, I. I've hit that age where. Now, this is weird. So the next best thing was just uniforms that felt safe.

[Bobby Bones]

How many teams did you rate?

[Amy]

Well, I mean, I have my personal favorite. I probably have, like, five. I think that I have notes on Texas A and M. They're the best. Maybe I'm biased, but they're out.

[Bobby Bones]

You went to school there.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

You're biased.

[Amy]

I know I went to school there, but there's something about. Maybe it's just the. No, there's a really burgundy vibe. No, that's, like, the color.

[Bobby Bones]

No. You have to take your team out of the mix.

[Amy]

Okay, fine. Well. Okay, well, how about this? My dad was a huge Baylor fan, so I feel like I have a little bit of Baylor in me, too. My aunt went there. Worst uniforms ever.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I like the metallic helmets.

[Amy]

No. Metallic. No. Why are they wearing all black? Why? Their colors are green and gold.

[Bobby Bones]

They have alternate uniforms.

[Amy]

Every team does this game from this weekend. They were wearing all black. And then the metallic gold helmets don't match the. The. The ugly yellow gold letters on the black. It just. They should. I don't know who they consulted on that, but that's not good.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought. I thought it looked great. I thought the.

[Amy]

Okay, no, I was not the only one. No. I post about it, and so many people were like, oh, I know. They're terrible, even. They're like, oh, I love Baylor, but these are bad. Okay. Other. Another metallic helmet would go to Notre Dame, Obviously. They had gold helmets as well. Is this a thing right now? They always have metallic gold because not.

[Bobby Bones]

Baylor Notre Dame always has metallic helmets.

[Amy]

Yes. So now Baylor's copying Notre Dame.

[Bobby Bones]

Schools find it to be advantageous in recruiting if they have alternate uniforms and alternate helmets. I mean, Oregon really popularized it by having 100 uniforms.

[Amy]

Okay, so you're telling me someone's gonna pick a school based on, like, I'm.

[Bobby Bones]

Saying, 17 years old that comes into play. Yes.

[Amy]

You're like, I'm gonna go play there because they have a ton of alternate uniforms.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think that's the only reason or the main reason, but it does affect. Sure.

[Amy]

It probably also means they have money.

[Bobby Bones]

Every school has money.

[Amy]

Uh, I saw a commercial that we need to save college football because.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I saw that. The guy, he's like, there's like weeds.

[Amy]

Growing up in the. They're like, our athletic programs are at risk.

[Bobby Bones]

They don't ever tell you though, the other side of that, Bill.

[Amy]

Yeah. Cause I was thinking, I don't know, I feel like some of the schools I know about, they have plenty of money, but it's probably just for that specific sport that they thrive in.

[Bobby Bones]

Any other schools you hated?

[Amy]

Yeah. Let me see. Well, no, the goal. Okay, Notre Dame's back.

[Bobby Bones]

You just hate gold helmets.

[Amy]

Gold helmets. Do not like them. I do have a play of the weekend.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go ahead.

[Amy]

This is like the catch of all catches. You know what I'm talking about? Miami, C.J. daniels, that one handed.

[Bobby Bones]

It was awesome catch.

[Amy]

That might be one of the coolest plays I've ever seen. Now that game, that was Notre Dame versus Miami, right? And none of their, like, I couldn't even pick a best uniform out of the two because overall just the winner of that was just. Cj.

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't like the Miami orange jerseys because they're kind. That's kind of orangey red. I'm colorblind orange. Yeah. Yeah.

[Amy]

No, not. Not into it. Okay. No, that's just happened to catch the.

[Bobby Bones]

Arkansas Alabama A M game.

[Amy]

Oh, no, I didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. She missed that one. It was a hard one.

[Amy]

It's a hard one. I was sorry. The Alabama, Alabama A and M threw me off. But that's a school.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. We thought the same thing, right? We were like, that's a school. It's a very small school. It's barely above high school.

[Amy]

What do you mean above?

[Bobby Bones]

It's. It's a FCS school, so it's not quite what they call Division one, but it's a very small school. We played them so we could beat them up, basically.

[Amy]

Yeah, that feels good.

[Bobby Bones]

We paid them to play them so we could beat them. Did that feel good? I didn't play. It was like, how do you feel? Good. Do you like yourself right now?

[Amy]

Yeah. Because you paid to beat somebody.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we beat them. We didn't cover, but we beat them. We're gonna play Arkansas State this week.

[Amy]

I can't rank your uniforms because I didn't see them, but I'm sure that traditional red. Okay, traditional. I'm into that. Why do we have to do all this fancy stuff? Like, just be.

[Bobby Bones]

Just alternate.

[Amy]

How many uniforms does Arkansas have?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. I don't even know that we do the laundry. I think we just grab them and whatever's there, put them on.

[Amy]

Yeah, I'm sad Alabama lost, but Florida State beat them.

[Bobby Bones]

They were 2 and 10 last year.

[Amy]

Yeah, I'm sad about that.

[Bobby Bones]

But then you moved on.

[Amy]

Auburn won, so I guess that. Auburn. Yeah, they won, so I guess that was good.

[Bobby Bones]

Why does one affect the other? You're not really an Auburn or Bama. Like, you're not.

[Amy]

My family was Bama all the way. That doesn't make sense.

[Bobby Bones]

Because if she's like, Auburn one. So that was good. That would not.

[Amy]

Because my boyfriend's an Auburn fan.

[Bobby Bones]

But your dad was Bay. Your boyfriend was Virginia.

[Amy]

He went to uva.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys have too many teams. If you have two teams, you don't have one.

[Amy]

Well, I know, but, like, his dad went to Auburn, and they really, really care about Auburn. Like, it's a big thing in their house.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you see the Oregon duck lose its head?

[Amy]

Oh, I saw, like, on social media.

[Bobby Bones]

Where the mascot comes out at the beginning and trips. The head flies off. He darts back in the. He went Forrest Gump when he runs in the tunnel. That's what he did. And then the other person went up and ran and got the head.

[Amy]

I know. It was almost. He's like, I feel exposed.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a big no in mascot world. Did you see the dabo curse continues at Clemson?

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Ever since he wouldn't come on the.

[Amy]

Show on big time, Clemson's got good helmets.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, they sucked and they lost. And ever since he big timed us on this show, they've really struggled. And I don't dislike Clemson. I don't think Clemson is bad. They're not bad people.

[Amy]

But you put a curse on them.

[Bobby Bones]

And individually, I probably would like all the Clemson fans. But I had to curse them two years ago because he big timed us on the show. So until he decides to come on the show, the curse remains the dabo Curse.

[Amy]

Well, who did they lose to? LSU.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. And LSU has lost every game one for like the last 100 years. And they flipped that. You know why? The dabo curse.

[Amy]

The curse.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I got a new helmet. Look at this.

[Amy]

Oh, University of Kentucky.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Coach tube sent me a helmet and signed it. Pretty nice, huh?

[Amy]

Sick.

[Bobby Bones]

My second team, though. Kansas football and South Carolina both won.

[Amy]

Okay, when are you going to announce your NFL team?

[Bobby Bones]

What's the Tuesday? The days are weird.

[Amy]

Today's Tuesday.

[Bobby Bones]

Thursday. Thursday.

[Amy]

So Thursday is the.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a big day, baby. Starts on Thursday.

[Amy]

Are you going to sit there and.

[Bobby Bones]

Then put the hat on like I'm a recruit? It depends how many alternate uniforms they have.

[Amy]

Or helmet. I mean, honestly, that's what I would. If you're stuck, that could help you just assess their uniform and then make a choice. Who are we down to? Broncos.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on.

[Amy]

Versus. We eliminated Broncos versus.

[Bobby Bones]

Minnesota. Vikings on the Minnesota.

[Amy]

That's how I remember that. Okay, so we eliminated the Vikings, we eliminated the Cowboys, and we're. So we're down to Green Bay.

[Bobby Bones]

No, Green Bay was never in. You're thinking of Green Bay because Micah Parsons went to Green Bay.

[Amy]

So we're. Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Big news, huh? Don't get her started.

[Amy]

That felt wrong.

[Bobby Bones]

But now he's got a messed up vertebrae in his back though.

[Amy]

But Jerry Jones seemed confident.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he always does. Okay, so the other team is the Carolina Panthers.

[Amy]

That's right. Panthers. That's right. The teal blue.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that what they are? Teal. Teal.

[Amy]

Yeah, it looks tealish to me.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, you guys can call us if you want. 877 77. Bobby, do you see the LSU fan get choked by the Clemson fan?

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Hilarious. So LSU wins the game. This. He's probably like 22 years old. He goes over. It's when they win, he's at the top of the stadium, sees a Clemson fan and they're in Clemson. And he just starts flipping them off, being like, ah, that's what I thought. And the Clemson fan, who's probably like 20 years older than him, takes him by throat, goes boom. Pushes him up against the wall. It was awesome. Justice is served.

[Amy]

I did see the grown man take the signed hat from a kid at the US Open.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that one. Yeah. He's like Polish though.

[Amy]

Shady. I know. I was thinking maybe he is behaving that way because this is not his homeland. Right.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I would act better if it wasn't my turf.

[Amy]

Right. But maybe he's like, I'm not embarrassed here because. But I mean, I feel like now this is world news. He released a statement saying.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, sorry. First statement wasn't. Wasn't sorry. It was kind of like a light statement.

[Amy]

Then he was sorry.

[Bobby Bones]

Then he was sorry. Yeah. What's he doing with the hat? Is he keeping it? No, I gave it back. Okay. He said he thought he was giving it to him because his kids had asked the guy for his autograph earlier. Okay. The guy's lying.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

He obviously grabbed the hat because the player doesn't even look up. He just put. Yeah. Okay. If you guys would like to hop in, please do. 877 77. Bobby. That was Amy's college football recap for the weekend. Didn't plan on it to be that thorough, but thank you for that.

[Amy]

No problem.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, cool.

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

My name is Ed. Everyone say hello Ed. Hello Ed. I'm from a very rural background myself. My dad is a farmer and my mom is a cousin. So like it's not.

[Amy]

What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? I know it sounds like the start.

[Bobby Bones]

Of a bad joke, but that really.

[Amy]

Was my reality nine years ago.

[Bobby Bones]

I just normally do straight stand up, but this is a bit different.

[Amy]

On stage stood a comedian with a story that no one expected to hear.

[Bobby Bones]

On 22 July 2015, a 23 year old man had killed his family. And then he came to my house.

[Amy]

So what do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? A new podcast called Wisecrack, where stand up comedy and murder take center stage. Available now. Listen to Wisecrack on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Jenica Lopez, and in the new season of the Overcomer podcast, I'm taking you on an exciting journey of self reflection. Am I ready to enter this new part of my life? Like, am I ready to be in a relationship? Am I ready to have kids and to really just devote myself and my time? I wanted to be successful on my own, not just because of who my mom is. Like, I felt like I needed to be better or work twice as hard as she did. Join me for conversations about healing and growth. Life is freaking hard, and growth doesn't happen in comfort. It happens in motion, even when you're hurting. All from one of my favorite spaces, the kitchen. Honestly, these are going to come out so freaking amazing. Be a part of my new chapter and listen to the new season of the Overcome for podcast as part of the Michael Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. The Super Secret Bestie Club podcast Season.

[Bobby Bones]

Four is here and we're locked in. That means more Juicy Cheeseman, terrible love.

[Amy]

Advice, evil spells to cast on your ex.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, we're not doing that this season.

[Amy]

Oh, well, this season we're leveling up.

[Bobby Bones]

Each episode will feature a special bestie, and you're not gonna wanna miss it. Get in here. Today we have a very special guest with us. Our new super secret bestie is the diva of the people. The diva of the people. I'm just like Texturex. My theory is that if you need to figure out that the stove is hot, go and touch it. Go and figure it out for yourself. Okay, that's us. What the heck? That's us. My name is Curly and I'm Maya. In each episode, we'll talk about love, friendship, heartbreaks, men, and of course, our favorite secrets.

[Amy]

Listen to the Super Secret Bestie Club as a part of the Microtura Podcast Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

Hola, it's honey German.

[Amy]

And my podcast, Gracias. Come Again is back. This season, we're going even deeper into the world of music and entertainment with raw and honest conversations with some of.

[Bobby Bones]

Your favorite Latin artists and celebrities.

[Amy]

You didn't have to audition.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I didn't audition. I haven't auditioned in, like, over 25 years. Oh, wow. That's a real G talk right there. Oh, yeah.

[Amy]

We've got some of the biggest actors, musicians, content creators and culture shifters sharing.

[Bobby Bones]

Their real stories of failure and success. You were destined to be a star. We talk all about what's viral and trending with a little bit of cheeseme, a lot of laughs, and those amazing.

[Amy]

Vivas you've come to expect.

[Bobby Bones]

And of course, we'll explore deeper topics dealing with identity struggles and all the issues affecting our Latin community.

[Amy]

You feel like you get a little.

[Bobby Bones]

Whitewashed because you have to do the code switching. I won't say whitewashed because at the end of the day, you know, I'm me. Yeah. But the whole pretending and co, you know, it takes a toll on you. Listen to the new season of Gracias.

[Amy]

Come again as part of Michael Tura Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, Raymundo will host this game. Ray, what's the game? So today is September 2nd. I'm gonna give you a question about a famous second. Who knows the most seconds? Trivia is what it's called. Okay, everybody can be in. I'm playing some more gameplay. Everybody plays, all five of us. If you miss it, you're out. So, Eliminator style, famous seconds. Will you give us an example so we understand the game? This for everybody. What is the name of Bobby's second book? Fail until you Don't. That's correct. That have been way easy for me to answer that one. So glad that was an example. My second book is called Fail until youl don't think. Thank you. All right, ready to go? Yep. Okay, Eliminator style, go. What is the second planet from the sun? Here we go. In.

[Amy]

In, in.

[Bobby Bones]

In. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox. Venus. Venus.

[Amy]

Venus. Venus.

[Bobby Bones]

Venus. We're all in. Venus. Good. Thank you. Next up, who is the second President of the United States? In.

[Amy]

In.

[Bobby Bones]

In. I'm in for the win.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan.

[Amy]

Thomas Jefferson.

[Bobby Bones]

There we go. And she's out. Very intelligent. You still holding on to that one?

[Amy]

I said I wasn't gonna trivia, Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

That's John Adams. Adams.

[Amy]

John Adams.

[Bobby Bones]

John Adams. We lost one. Let's take a second mourn of Morgan.

[Amy]

Guys, intelligence doesn't mean trivia.

[Bobby Bones]

It could be a part of it, but it doesn't just mean. Yes. Yes. Okay, next up, who is the second US President to live in the White House? Wow, that's hard. Yeah. Let me drop it down farther. Yeah, please. Yeah, Move that down the list a little Bit Because I'm like, I think you'd eliminate the whole group of me. Oh, what are you talking about? Is that true?

[Amy]

We just have to know who the.

[Bobby Bones]

Ask the question again. This one doesn't count, but let's just see. Okay, I'm in. Who is the second U.S. president to live in the U.S. white House?

[Amy]

Okay, I have a way to answer it.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I'm in. Oh, shoot.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Second president. Okay, I think I'm in. I just don't know who the third president was, so. Oh, there. I'm in for the win. This is exhibition question Lunchbox. Thomas Jefferson. Correct. Eddie. Thomas Jefferson. Wow. Good job. Yeah. Is that because you heard Morgan say it? No, I just didn't know. I knew that he was a president. I just didn't know if he's the third or not. Yeah, I had no idea, Amy.

[Amy]

I just wrote the third president.

[Bobby Bones]

Smart. That's right. It doesn't count. It doesn't count. Well, it can. It doesn't matter. Okay, next one. Who's the second man to walk on the moon? I'm in. Oh, I think that's him. I'm in.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Everybody good? I'm in for the win. Eddie. Buzz. Eddie, Buzz. Let's fox. Buzz Aldrin. I have Buzz Aldrin.

[Amy]

Buzz Aldrin.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, good man. Next. Who won the second season of American Idol in 2003? I'm in. I be out here.

[Amy]

Shoot.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in for the win.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, boy. I'm in. You don't like your answer? No, I don't. What do you have? Taylor Hicks. Lunchbox. Reuben Studdard. Correct. Anyway, I think that's correct. No, it's correct, Amy.

[Amy]

Yeah. Reuben stuttered.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Eddie's out. Sorry, buddy. Man, I had Reuben in my mind, too. Or Rube. Okay, what does that do? It was between. You say that. Well, that's such a loser thing to do when you miss it. To also be like, well, but I also had this. It was between two people. You should be ashamed of yourself. Did Carrie win? Yeah. She's. Which one? Third. No. I don't know. Okay. She beat Bo Bison. There's a final tip. Yeah, I'd have to go through and track my brain.

[Amy]

She was 2005, so 4.

[Bobby Bones]

Fantasia 1. It doesn't matter, Ray. Next one. What is the second largest US State by area? Okay, I know one. So I'm debating between two of them for number two. And I'm gonna go with this one.

[Amy]

Interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, man. It's been a good run, man.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Famous second, guys. You can't let him win. Well, I don't know if they're gonna let me. I'm not gonna let him, man. Well, then, come on. Get this.

[Amy]

It's just so tricky because the shape of it makes it weird.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what she said. All right, everybody.

[Amy]

Good morning. Yep. I circled my answer, Ray.

[Bobby Bones]

The question is, what is the second largest US State by area? Amy, what do you have?

[Amy]

Texas.

[Bobby Bones]

I also have Texas. Lunchbox. Ooh. I had California scratched out. Moved to Texas. Yes.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, next one up. What is the second largest U.S. city by population? U.S. city. Yep. Oh, got it, got it, got it. H boy, I'm in for the win. Yeah, I'm in.

[Amy]

Okay, I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Los Angeles.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. Chicago. Number one's New York. Number two is Los Angeles. Number three is Chicago. So number two would be la. Okay, Lunchbox, you're out. I thought Houston was three. Dang it, Amy, it's just me and you one on one. Eddie, who you rooting for? Amy. Why? Just so you can not win one game. That'd be great. I don't always win all the games. The ones you play, you do? No, sometimes I lose, but it's rare. But, yeah, it's pretty rare. All right, go ahead. Release the 1990. What was the name of Garth's second album? I'm in.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Kind of a softball for me.

[Amy]

It's not for me, but.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you have?

[Amy]

First thing that came to my head. No fences is right. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it? Sorry. Is that right, Ray? Correct. I'm getting a little. A little too jumpy here. All right, next one. Who is the second Disney princess after Snow White? Okay. I don't know. Oh, you got this. I think I can guess one of them. So you're saying Snow White was the first one ever. Correct. Okay, I'm gonna go with what I think is the oldest.

[Amy]

Okay, I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Amy]

Cinderella.

[Bobby Bones]

I have Cinderella. Cinderella. Correct. Just a guess. Next, what planet is the second largest in the solar system?

[Amy]

Second largest.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in.

[Amy]

Of course you are. Oh, man. Second largest.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, come on.

[Amy]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, my very energetic mother.

[Amy]

My very energetic mother just served us nine pizzas. My very energetic. Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun. I know, but I'm trying to sing anything that I have in my head.

[Bobby Bones]

She's like John Dear Green.

[Amy]

No, I'm trying to think of Yalls Raging Idiot song.

[Bobby Bones]

Nothing about size in that song, though.

[Amy]

Nothing about size.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe. I think we do mention the size. Maybe probably the second largest. All right. Need an answer, Amy?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you have?

[Amy]

Jupiter?

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's one.

[Amy]

Well then I was close.

[Bobby Bones]

I believe Saturn is two. Correct. Boom. Do you guys have fun? Everybody have fun? Yeah.

[Amy]

Good times.

[Bobby Bones]

Good times. Yeah.

[Amy]

You've won fun times.

[Bobby Bones]

How many more questions are there? 5.

[Amy]

You want to run them out? That's what you ask us.

[Bobby Bones]

Do I want to.

[Amy]

Yeah, you get to victory lap or do you want.

[Bobby Bones]

I get to do a victory lap? Do a victory lap.

[Amy]

That's what you let us do. So go for it.

[Bobby Bones]

Who is the second team to win a Super Bowl?

[Amy]

I wouldn't have gotten that.

[Bobby Bones]

That's kind of tough. Yeah, I got it. I think second team. I think that's an unfair question because I know the packers won the first super bowl, but they also won the second. So if you're saying second year, it's the Packers. Correct. But they wouldn't be the second. That wouldn't be the second team. That wouldn't be the second team. But the packers won the second.

[Amy]

So you would say who won the second Super Bowl?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Who's that? I don't know. Chiefs. They won. Second one. The second team. The packers was the answer may look that up. All right, next up. Who was the second host of the Tonight show taking over in 1962? Johnny Carson. Correct. Who was the second U.S. president to be impeached? Bill Clinton. Correct. What was the second US state to join the union after Delaware? Oh, that's tough. Pennsylvania. Correct. Who is the second president to be assassinated? Hmm. I don't know.

[Amy]

Can. Can I ask a question on your behalf? Does is assassination is. Is there is an attempt and then successful.

[Bobby Bones]

Now they died. I listen. Lincoln killed. Garfield killed. I feel like.

[Amy]

Then there was that other guy that got shot and then he kept doing his speech.

[Bobby Bones]

Uh huh.

[Amy]

Who was that?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, Reagan also got shot but didn't die. Correct. Yeah. John F. Kennedy. Kennedy. I'm gonna go. If I were to guess and bet no money on it. Garfield. Correct. Wow. I knew.

[Amy]

So goes Lincoln.

[Bobby Bones]

Garfield.

[Amy]

Garfield.

[Bobby Bones]

Kennedy.

[Amy]

God, that's crazy. That. So three have successfully been.

[Bobby Bones]

What else murdered anymore. Yeah, I mean there's just random ones. Give me one more. What was Taylor Swift's second studio album released in 2008? Correct. What was the name of the second hunter? Hunger Games Catching Fire. All right, last one. What is the second largest US state by population? I don't know. Texas. Again. Correct. Wow. Wow. You didn't miss one. So so Garfield I wanted to bet on though. But you still got it. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah, no, we already heard it.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

It's time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good.

[Amy]

Shout out to 10 year old Cal Blanc in Manchester, Missouri, because he found a woman's lost wedding ring in the Costco parking lot. She was returning her cart and her ring slipped off her finger. And this was a ring that her husband proposed to with her 50 years ago.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang.

[Amy]

So obviously this ring was really special. So he went, turned it into Costco. The ring had been reported missing. They were like this matches the description. So they reach out to the woman May, who had dropped it and she got a ring back, which is super special. So shout out to Cal.

[Bobby Bones]

We're also begging I never return Amy's ring. I know it's been a long time.

[Amy]

And I'm like the ring story person.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

It's like always, every story is like a little piece of hope that kid get a reward. May bought brought gifts and hugs for Cal telling him, you don't know how special you are.

[Bobby Bones]

Less hugs, more gifts if I'm a kid.

[Amy]

Their, their 50th wedding anniversary is approaching, so getting the ring back for that has restored her faith in humanity.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. It's a good story. Okay, there you have it. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. They followed a bunch of people and they watch them drink their coffee every morning because people are like, I need my coffee. Turns out out coffee does make you feel better.

[Amy]

Oh well, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Coffee gives you an immediate mood boost that lasted a couple of hours. Feel good effects. What do you need in the morning so you feel normal and good?

[Amy]

Oh, I like my coffee.

[Bobby Bones]

You do?

[Amy]

Yeah. My whole experience, they say keep it.

[Bobby Bones]

Under four cups a day. I'm always surprised by people to drink it at like noon or one.

[Amy]

Yeah, I'm a one cupper.

[Bobby Bones]

You are?

[Amy]

Yeah. If I have in the afternoon, I'll get a decaf something of sorts or I'll switch to matcha or something. But thankfully I'm a one cupper. I used to be more.

[Bobby Bones]

New York Post has the story. I don't drink coffee. Do you know what I've been doing lately in the morning is taking a bath. Yeah, taking a bath. Nice. Yeah.

[Amy]

What's that doing for you?

[Bobby Bones]

Wakes me up.

[Amy]

Oh, hot bath.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I mean I think, I think they both kind of wake me up.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But this is a weird thing that I do. I get in the bath and I Have a towel on my back and the towels of getting wet on the.

[Amy]

Bottom part just like as a headrest.

[Bobby Bones]

No, because it's cold. The tub's cold. Yeah. And so when I get in there, I like to warm it up and then the tub's cold, I get a towel on my back and then the towel gets wet on the bottom and I throw it on the floor and I forget it. Sometimes my wife's like, you left a wet towel on the floor. And that's a whole saga. But now I've been doing my bath.

[Amy]

What were you drinking the other day that looked like a Bloody Mary?

[Bobby Bones]

I can tell. Yeah. As a tea for sure.

[Amy]

Oh my D and I both were like, what? What?

[Bobby Bones]

Did it have like a celery stick in it?

[Amy]

No, but it's just like the color of it. Look very.

[Bobby Bones]

It was a plum shrub tea.

[Amy]

Okay. Plum shrub tea. Yeah, got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Never heard of that.

[Bobby Bones]

But yeah, it has one of those. Like in Vegas, I have like the 10 fruits on it, the vegetables on the stick going all the way up. Yeah. So yeah, I've been doing a bath in the morning. I like it. I stretch in the morning sometimes that kind of gets me. That.

[Amy]

That'll help. So you stretch when you get out. Cuz the warm water helps you?

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's a completely different thing. Like I stretch.

[Amy]

You're stretching in the tub?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, you do?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I put my toes up against the tub and it gives me a stretch. My hamstrings in the bathtub. Oh, how long are you in there in the mornings? I get into. When it's like butt dry. Is that weird?

[Amy]

Yeah, you've.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't run, I don't draw a bath and then get in. I get in and it's freezing cold. Like porcelain, whatever that is. And then I turn it on.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And then I start to boil like a rabbit.

[Amy]

I'm sure you're not alone in that, but I think you're in the minority. Most people, I think, run the water and then get in, or at least get in halfway and let it keep running. But you get in there, no water.

[Bobby Bones]

Because most dudes take baths, right? No, no, no, no. Not true. Okay, well, that's what I've been doing in the morning. Eddie, what do you do in the morning? What's, what's like your one thing? Oh, I'm usually running a little late, so I just jump in the shower. Do it. Why do you. If you're usually running late, why not move a little quicker? It's just Part of the routine, though. Got it. You need to feel late. I need to get going. I gotta go. Got it. And I jump in the shower, get ready, and I do my coffee, get on my. My banana, my boiled eggs, throw in my bag, and I'm out the door. I can pretty much get ready and get out the door in, like, 15, 20 minutes. So you need to feel rushed to feel normal? Yes. That's bizarre. You're broken. Your brain's broken. Three hours. Like, all right. You don't have to be out of the house three hours and be like, I'll watch a show. Right. What am I gonna do? Amy, do you see this box right here?

[Amy]

I do. What is that?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it's got some unicorns on it. It's a white plastic box. You pop it open like this.

[Amy]

And.

[Bobby Bones]

Then I put them in a bag because I clean them so they're in a plastic bag, and. But if you open the bag, you will see that I have an adult pacifier.

[Amy]

Oh, that's.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, it's your passy. Oh, my goodness.

[Amy]

I can't even look at you right now, honestly.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that cool? No. Hey, that's big. Yeah.

[Amy]

Well, because it's adult, I think you're used to seeing little baby.

[Bobby Bones]

What are the little pictures on the. On the passy? This is a choo choo train. Oh, my goodness. It's a black pacifier. Adult.

[Amy]

I mean, that, like, what do you. I don't know what that rubber part called. The pacifier is huge.

[Bobby Bones]

You want to try one?

[Amy]

I'm.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, I struggled with soap. Like, I went hard to throw it.

[Amy]

I'd have to catch it.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you can get up and walk. We can walk over here.

[Amy]

Just throw it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not stressed out right now. I don't want to throw it. I'm just chilling. Oh, yeah.

[Amy]

I want to say, maybe Morgan wants to try it. No.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys. Oh, my God.

[Amy]

I think I'm good.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm feeling. Amy, you want me to take it too? No, I'm feeling pretty relaxed. All that anxiety's gone.

[Amy]

Oh, maybe, Eddie, you should try it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I'm not. Never anxious, really.

[Amy]

Thankfully. Yeah, me neither. Why are pacifier moaning like he's sucking on a passing.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's what babies do.

[Amy]

I need you to really, like, you should, you know, like, how am I supposed to do that? Have it by your bedside table. Because that's when you have the most anxiety, is around bedtime. So you need to see if it really works. Like, right now, you probably aren't, but.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys aren't stressing me out at all. When I put it in. Watch. Right now you're kind of stressing me out. I'm like, oh, God, how am I gonna do this show today with this group? Wait, wait.

[Amy]

Yeah, but also, like, how are you gonna do the show with a pacifier in your mouth?

[Bobby Bones]

Great point. A good question. Oh, and it popped out.

[Amy]

Yeah. I don't think you can, like, talk, and that's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

We had the same idea at the same time. Okay. So if I start to get stressed out by you guys, I'm just.

[Amy]

Okay. So then the show suffers.

[Bobby Bones]

But what's a pacifier supposed to do to a baby? Soothe them.

[Amy]

Soothe it. Pacify it.

[Bobby Bones]

Cause it's like, getting the nipple. It's like, oh, that's. Yes. Oh, it's simulating the nipple. Yes. Did you not know that? Yeah, I guess I didn't think about it, but I do it and I start to get turned on.

[Amy]

Oh, I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, stop touching the house.

[Amy]

Stop.

[Bobby Bones]

Umbrella.

[Amy]

No, no, no, no. I feel weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Me, too. This whole thing's weird. Well, I have. I have an extra one. Amy.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't have to take it. It's okay.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a black one and a white one. So who else is anxious? Oh, Ray's anxious on the show, right? He's. He's an anxious person. Isn't that the girl one?

[Amy]

It's just white.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray. Come on, man. It doesn't matter. You're trying to figure out which one's boy and girl to just. If you're gonna use a pacifier. Yeah, I thought that's what it was. No, it's black and white. It's not pink and blue or anything. Yeah, I don't think it works, honestly.

[Amy]

Well, you won't know until you try.

[Bobby Bones]

That's right. Right. But, I mean, I just never thought I'd be sucking on a binky at this stage in my life, so. Well, I never thought I would, you know, I mean. Stop. You're eating it like it's a lollipop. Yeah, you really are. That's so gross. Yeah, I'm not really pacified by it so much.

[Amy]

You need to try it closer to your bedtime because that's when you're anxious, so you have to give us an honest review.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie needs it when he's driving. That way he doesn't get road rage like someone makes him out. He just sticks the pacifier. I'm anxious when I'm driving. Damn good.

[Amy]

There's something happening when you're driving?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Amy]

Because you get angry?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no. I just feel like I have to correct people on the road. That's. It's not angry.

[Amy]

I'm a little worried about you, though, Bobby. I don't think that's actually good for your mouth. And you already have mouth problems.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a broken tooth still. Oh, yeah. My wife calls it tiny. When you get tiny fixed. Yeah. Okay. So anyway, if I get stressed out, I put this in. I'm gonna grab a call here from Steve in Colorado Springs. Who's on the phone? Let's go talk to Steve. Hey, Steve, you're on the air. Hey, Bobby. Yeah. Steve Atwater from the Broncos went to the University of Arkansas. So there's a connection for you right there to pick the Broncos. Oh, I thought it was you. You thought that was. His name was Steve, and he's like, Steve Atwater here. Oh, yeah, yeah. He played for Arkansas for sure. Yeah. I have to decide this week, probably, maybe even tomorrow, I gotta pick. I'm down to two teams. The Broncos, the Panthers. And I'm gonna be. I'm stressed out about it a little bit, though. So I don't know who I'm gonna pick. Are doing better. And they beat the Panthers in Super Bowl 50. Yeah, I hear you, buddy. All right, well, thank you for a call. Well, I got another thing, Eddie, with Parsons going to the Packers. How are you feeling? I haven't processed it yet. He's gonna be a fan of the Panthers and the Broncos, like me. Yeah, I might. All right, have a good one. Bye. Bye. There he is. Steve from Colorado Springs. Here it is. Me and Dirk Spindley, one of my very close friends, is also a friend and a friend of yours and professional. You guys work together. And he was telling me a story about she Hates Me. Some of the writers on that song. Yeah, they just put the P guys on the song. Do you talk about that? Yes. Yeah. Which is great. Which I didn't even think when we were writing it, of course. I know that song. Nobody in the room goes, oh, this sounds like Puddle and Mud wrote the song, obviously in somebody's subconscious. Because it. It has the same title as that song. And the title doesn't mean it's kind of that off. That's that one chord that's a little in that realm, I guess. So it got brought to my attention. I went back listen to that song. Oh, my gosh. I know the song. And so, yeah, I think Ashley Gorely, Ross, these guys. But I like, love about Those guys, there's no ego. It's like, let's just put them on the song. Who cares? Did you call them up or did they reach out and go like, you guys jacked our song? No, no, we called them up and you did pro. We are. We are pro. Pro about it. Yeah, that's good. This album is so then you think I get. You know, I overthink stuff to you. Oh, my gosh. People think this records, like, has that element to it or the album comes out in the puddle of mud, is associated with the record, which. Those guys are total studs. Maybe one day I will make a record that's like, you know, influenced in that. That. That by that genre of music. But this is like such a different. Everything else is so different. It's like Drunk on a Plane on. On my riser record. The whole album's about my. My dad had passed away, my son was born. There's all these songs around that. And this one song, Drunk on a Plane, which you just can't leave off because it good. Doesn't really fit in there. But hey, hit's a hit. What's your favorite? We'll call it old like hit to play where you have a renewed love for it. Oh, my gosh. This year on the road, we were doing a song called so so Long. So Domestic Latin. Cold's a shuffle about beer. We threw those back in the set list a little bit old school songs that were like on the radio. Yeah. Like big hits where you might have gotten tired of the. All my songs. I mean, I never get tired of 5150 or what was I thinking? I still love what was. I think it's still a huge song. I. I mean, I. Hold on. It's just like a Come a Little Closer. That's an old hit. That giving me any. I'm trying to go old school. No, I know. I hear you but. And all those are perfect songs. You're just saying every song. Come a little Closer. We played that this year. Hadn't played it. Now you're giving me tone. Now you're giving me. Well, you've been giving me tone this whole damn time. None of my answers are acceptable. That's not true. But I said, what's a song? And you gave me five. Oh, my gosh. Being created here. I'm going to walk out the door. My midterm. I need the broken branches. Fun for me at this point. Yeah. Come a little closer. I haven't played in a while. We did this year for the first time in about 10 years. It felt great. Great. That's awesome. Yeah. Thank you. What's your favorite book? I just read a great book, Marina. One called Friends right now. It's by the guy that wrote the book of Ove. This is gonna be a great book. Tell me some books you've read, because I probably read them or probably there's a chance I read them. Dang. War and Peace. I finished that yesterday. Tell me the books you read, because I've probably read them. That might be the hardest anybody has ever come of me without intention. You want me to get the greatest flex of all time. And he'll probably appreciate the stories. I don't know if it's true or not, but. So if you did on purpose, Tim McGraw. We were also talking about books one time together. I don't know where it was. And he goes, man, let me send you some books. A big reader, I swear to God. He sent me a cardboard box full of books. Every book was this thick, but it was like Russian. It wasn't written in Russian, but a book about Russian painter. And this book about Eastern flaw, it was like this. I wish I had the whole collection because it was, you know, with McGraw, you can't tell goes, is he pulling a prank on me? Or he could be totally serious because he's a one upper for sure. You know, he's. That's. He, you know, McGraw, he's not gonna. He's gonna want to, you know, you got in the road, he'll flip that tire one more time than you. He's a competitive dude. He's so competitive. So I still can't tell this day. I need to ask him. And he probably like, of course read those books, but it was like this huge selection of really thick history books that I'm just like, this has to be a joke. But maybe I think the Hard Mike. We have to save that clip because someone's saying to me, hey, what books have you read? I've probably read them. Is the funniest, most aggressive. Yeah, I already marked that down. It's the best club ever. Go to hear that full interview. It is an hour long. Go search for the Bobby cast on iHeartRadio or wherever you listen to your podcasts. It's time for the good news with producer Eddie. Tell me something good. I know you've heard of the Tooth fairy, but have you heard of the Tech Fairy? No. The Tech Fairy. His name is Craig Clark. He's from Florida. He's 79 years old, and for the past eight years he's been fixing up old computers and giving them to people in need. He used to be a 711 exec, so he's kind of loaded. So he abuses. Oh, yeah, he uses his own money. That's awesome. And it all started when his buddies were like, hey, I got a new computer. Can you help me set it up? He's like, well, what are you doing with your old computer? Well, nothing. You want it? Yeah. And he fixes it up and gives it to people that need computers. That's cool. That's a good story. Also, the tech fairy around here is Morgan, because she does all the work for Eddie and Lunchbox. Yep. Thank you, Morgan. All they do cry and they. They take shots of Morgan during the show, but then as soon as the mics go down, Morgan, will you help me? She loved that one. Yeah, it's true, though.

[Amy]

It's very true.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Good story. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, Bones.

[Amy]

Wake up.

[Bobby Bones]

You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning his wigs. Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what? This is over to Amy with the morning corny. The morning Corny.

[Amy]

What do all the cool kids learn in school?

[Bobby Bones]

What do all the cool kids learn in school?

[Amy]

Algebra. What? Bruh?

[Bobby Bones]

That was the morning corny.

[Amy]

I guess it sort of evolved into bro. Like, now I hear bro more than bright.

[Bobby Bones]

Algebra.

[Amy]

Algebra.

[Bobby Bones]

Tough one, tough one, tough one. Yeah. Not a good one. All right, Bobby Bone show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Nashville, Tennessee. A 60 year old man was out walking his dog when the dog's like, oh, I gotta go to the bathroom. So he stops in some lady's yard, drops a pile of, you know, and the guy keeps walking. The lady comes out, goes, sir, sir, you forgot to pick up the poop. He's like, no, no, I'm not gonna pick it up. And she whips out a pistol, points at him, goes, I think you're gonna pick it up. I think I am too. He picked it up. Yeah, definitely.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, then. Then he called police. Yeah. And she was arrested. But did he pick up the poop? That's the question. Did he pick it up?

[Amy]

Ah, I mean, he had to have, otherwise she was gonna shoot.

[Bobby Bones]

If she didn't shoot, that's its precedent, that she's not gonna shoot if she comes out.

[Amy]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby Bones]

There was a man in his Chihuahua. You can poop in, guys. I mean, how big is the poop. It doesn't matter about poop size.

[Amy]

Yeah, she probably had enough of it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't have the. It doesn't say if he picked it up, man. This deserves a follow up.

[Amy]

I love how early on in the story though, like he wasn't going to say poop. He's like, you know, the dog, you know, he did his and then he waited for it and then he just says poop casually.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. We will see you tomorrow. Thank you everybody for listening. Goodbye, Bobby.

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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