TUES PT 1: Lunchbox's Wife's Car Was Vandalized + Bobby Feud: Top Reasons Given For Being Late + Top Things We Regret Buying

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary Release Date: April 29, 2025

Host: Bobby Bones
Co-Hosts: Lunchbox, Amy, Eddie, Morgan, and Scuba Steve
Episode Title: TUES PT 1: Lunchbox's Wife's Car Was Vandalized + Bobby Feud: Top Reasons Given For Being Late + Top Things We Regret Buying

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1. Introduction to Tuesday's Show

The episode kicks off with Bobby Bones welcoming listeners to Tuesday's edition of the show, greeted by his co-hosts in the studio.

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2. Lunchbox's Wife's Car Vandalized

Timestamp: [23:51] – [28:18]

Lunchbox shares a distressing personal story about his wife's car being vandalized. He recounts how the car was left unlocked, leading to a break-in where the console was rummaged through, though nothing was reportedly stolen. This incident sparks a broader discussion among the hosts about vehicle security and the emotional impact of break-ins.

Notable Quotes:

• Lunchbox ([23:51]): "Lunchbox's wife was broken into. Was it outside your house?"
• Amy ([24:29]): "But me too."
• Lunchbox ([25:26]): "They let themselves in."

Discussion Highlights:

• The importance of securing vehicle doors to prevent unauthorized access.
• Emotional responses to feeling violated when personal belongings are tampered with.
• Practical advice on monitoring financial accounts post-break-in to prevent identity theft.

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3. Bobby Feud: Top Reasons Given For Being Late

Timestamp: [14:10] – [20:12]

In the beloved "Bobby Feud" segment, the hosts compete to identify the top reasons employees cite for lateness based on a survey of 2,000 employers. The segment is both competitive and humorous, highlighting common workplace excuses.

Notable Quotes:

• Amy ([14:44]): "Alarm didn't go off."
• Morgan ([15:03]): "Kids."
• Amy ([15:21]): "Kids exist."
• Lunchbox ([17:07]): "Health issues."

Survey Results:

1. Kids – Morgan identified this as the primary reason, emphasizing family responsibilities.
2. Traffic – A common and relatable excuse for many commuters.
3. Car Trouble – Mechanical issues often beyond one's control.
4. Health Issues – Personal health can unexpectedly affect punctuality.
5. Couldn't Find My Keys – A classic oversight that resonates with many.
6. Alarm Didn't Go Off – Technical failures or simple forgetfulness.

Gameplay Dynamics:

• Amy leads with 21 points by correctly identifying several top reasons.
• Lunchbox follows with 11 points, contributing reasons like "Health issues."
• Eddie struggles initially but attempts a "Hail Mary" move with humorous excuses such as "I'm still drunk," which ultimately don’t score points.
• Morgan provides insightful contributions, maintaining a steady presence in the competition.

Conclusion: Amy wins the round by accurately naming key excuses, earning the coveted $5 bill prize.

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4. Top Things We Regret Buying

Timestamp: [37:01] – [41:06]

The segment delves into the hosts' personal regrets regarding purchases they've made. Each co-host shares items they once coveted but now view as unnecessary or impractical.

Notable Quotes:

• Lunchbox ([38:19]): "I regret buying the Apple Vision headset. It's too big and too much."
• Amy ([38:36]): "I hate to say this, but my wife's engagement ring. It costs a lot and she rarely wears it."
• Morgan ([40:14]): "My face fitness membership. It's just busy work and I don’t know if it's working."

Shared Regrets:

1. Apple Vision Headset (Lunchbox): Despite the impressive technology, its bulkiness and high cost render it seldom used.
2. Engagement Ring (Amy): High expense coupled with infrequent use makes it feel like a wasted investment.
3. Face Fitness Membership (Morgan): Monthly fees for facial workouts prove ineffective compared to freely available online resources.
4. Ping Pong Table (Eddie): Intended for family fun, it remains unused in the garage.
5. Strawberry Stem Remover & Internet Jammer (Scuba Steve & Lunchbox): These niche gadgets failed to meet expectations and found little practical use.

Discussion Highlights:

• Lunchbox reflects on investing in cutting-edge technology too early, suggesting waiting for more refined versions.
• Amy grapples with the sentimentality and practicality of expensive jewelry, contemplating open communication with her spouse about her feelings.
• Morgan's experience underscores the inefficacy of subscription services that do not deliver tangible benefits.

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5. Additional Highlights

A. Relationship Dynamics: Bill Belichick's Girlfriend

Timestamp: [46:28] – [59:20]

The hosts discuss a viral story about Bill Belichick's relationship with a significantly younger girlfriend, Jordan Hudson. The conversation explores media scrutiny, age differences in relationships, and public perception.

Notable Quotes:

• Lunchbox ([47:08]): "How do you deal with people having opinions about your private life?"
• Morgan ([50:17]): "Maybe she's a sugar daddy situation."

Discussion Highlights:

• Public interest in personal relationships of public figures.
• Speculative theories on how the couple met and the nature of their relationship.
• The hosts emphasize respecting personal boundaries despite media curiosity.

B. Silverback Gorilla vs. 100 Men Debate

Timestamp: [59:35] – [70:24]

A humorous yet intense debate ensues regarding who would win in a hypothetical fight between a silverback gorilla and 100 men. The segment showcases the hosts' playful banter and imaginative strategies.

Notable Quotes:

• Lunchbox ([60:08]): "The silverback's strength is unmatched."
• Morgan ([61:13]): "Eyeballs."

Discussion Highlights:

• Physical capabilities of a silverback gorilla compared to humans.
• The futility of such a battle, highlighting ethical considerations.
• Creative (and comedic) strategies the hosts might employ if faced with this scenario.

C. Morning Coffee and Jell-O Shots Incident

Timestamp: [63:26] – [70:43]

The hosts recount a bizarre incident where a woman accidentally brought Jell-O shots to an elementary school party, mistaking them for regular Jell-O. This story serves as a cautionary tale about labeling and responsible hosting.

Notable Quotes:

• Amy ([67:26]): "She had Jell-O for the party and Jell-O shots for the house."
• Lunchbox ([68:38]): "I love sugar, though."

Discussion Highlights:

• The importance of differentiating adult items from child-appropriate ones during events.
• Legal and ethical repercussions of such accidents.
• Lighthearted suggestions on how to prevent similar mix-ups in future gatherings.

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6. Closing Remarks and Promotions

The episode concludes with standard promotions for American Military University, Petivity by Purina, Petmeds.com, and the Top Shelf Country Cruise. Bobby Bones encourages listeners to engage with these services, offering discount codes and highlighting upcoming events.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Bones: "These spots are filling up fast. Don't miss out on the country music experience at sea."

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Conclusion

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show weaves together personal anecdotes, competitive games, and lighthearted debates, all underscored by the hosts' chemistry and humor. From discussing the impact of vehicle break-ins to exploring the reasons behind workplace tardiness and sharing regrets over purchases, the show offers listeners a blend of entertainment and relatable content. The additional segments further enhance the episode's dynamic, ensuring an engaging listen for both regular fans and newcomers alike.

Key Takeaways:

• Honesty and Integrity: Illustrated through the discussion on wallet returns, underscoring the value of doing the right thing.
• Workplace Realities: The "Bobby Feud" segment provides insights into common workplace excuses, reflecting broader societal norms.
• Consumer Awareness: The regretful reflections on purchases encourage thoughtful spending and reconsideration of material investments.
• Media and Privacy: The conversation about high-profile relationships highlights the tension between public interest and private life.
• Community and Responsibility: Stories like the Jell-O shots incident serve as reminders of the importance of community safety and responsible behavior.

Listeners are left with a mix of laughter, introspection, and practical advice, making this episode a memorable addition to The Bobby Bones Show series.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

Here we go.

[Eddie]

Come on, Bobby Bones transmitting across America.

[Amy]

Turn it up.

[Lunchbox]

This is the Bobby Bones Show. Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Welcome to Tuesday's show. Morning, Studio.

[Lunchbox]

Morning, Bones. A new study found most people are overall pretty honest. In 350 cities, they had people go and lose a wallet in a public place, and 7 out of 10 people returned it. And when the wallets held the most money, that's when people were more likely to return the wallet. The researchers said doing the right thing outweighs the benefit of keeping the cash in people's minds. That is from a research journal called Science. Your thoughts, Amy? Yeah.

[Morgan]

I would think the more money that's in there, the more guilty you feel about it.

[Eddie]

That's it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, it's a guilt. It's a guilt thing?

[Morgan]

Well, yeah. Guilt is a driving factor to help us do the right thing. And when you feel the guilt, you're like, oh. Or you may even think like, this is a lot of money. They may need this.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Mine doesn't lead with guilt. Mine leads with, if I lost this, I'll be praying somebody would return it. So hopefully somebody will do as I will do. Hopefully. Because I would want somebody to do it to me. I'd go through that whole thing. Yeah, it wouldn't be guilt.

[Morgan]

Okay. Well, I was thinking along the lines of if you were someone that would keep it, hopefully your guilt would kick in.

[Lunchbox]

No, I feel like you said guilt because you'd be guilty. And then.

[Morgan]

Yeah, lunchbox weirdo.

[Amy]

Listen, I don't understand it. The more money you find, the more I afford, they can lose. Like, if they have that much money in their wallet, it's like, if they're walking around with this much cash, then they're not really that worried about it. If they have like $5, it's like, oh, man, these people are hurting. That's more likely to turn it in. There's no way you're turning in when there's like $1,000 and it's like, this person's rich.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe they had a thousand bucks, though, to go and pay off a bill or to go get like a money order from the grocery store to pay off a bill.

[Amy]

Well, this will teach them to be more responsible.

[Lunchbox]

It'll teach them. You just taught them a lesson.

[Amy]

Yeah. What life is all about is learning lessons. When you lose something or your kids do something wrong, you teach them a lesson. Hey, be more responsible with your things and you won't lose it. Like when you go to a restaurant, your kid wants to bring a toy and they lose it, you're like, should be more responsible.

[Lunchbox]

I feel like I would learn the same lesson if somebody returned it. And I would be like, oh, man, I learned a lesson and maybe it wasn't even my fault. But then I'm going to make sure it's like our dog got out again. I had a guy over working on the, like, the back of my car, and like the trunk, a button thing was off. And so he came over to fix it and he left the door. We're like, whatever. You don't leave this door open and that door open in the garage because the dog will escape. And we live close to the road. And it's exactly what happened. He left them both open. And so my wife calls and is like, I got to chase down Eller because she's. And luckily she found the dog. But now if I see any dog, I chase the thing down because I want that to happen to me if somebody finds our dog because they have before. So I'm out trying to do that to other people's dogs. Yeah, I feel like it's very much the same. Here's another one similar CBS News. Over $300,000 in cash spilled onto a Chicago street after bags fell off a Brinks home security truck.

[Eddie]

That's legit.

[Amy]

Oh, that's so cool.

[Lunchbox]

So, I mean, would you keep it?

[Amy]

Yeah, 100%.

[Lunchbox]

Why?

[Amy]

I mean, as money just floating in the air. Man, that is so awesome.

[Lunchbox]

The incident occurred when the truck's back door opened unexpectedly. Whenever it happens, I'm like, you know what? Something happened where it wasn't so unexpected, but it dropped cash filled bags onto Austin Boulevard. Between 50 and 100 people took advantage of the situation, grabbing cash and then fleeing the scene. Brinks reported that approximately again, $300,000 was taken, but no arrests have been made in connection with the incident. CBS News.

[Eddie]

Do you think they're free? Like all these people that stop and got money?

[Lunchbox]

Yes. I don't think you'll be able to find all 50 to 100. They don't even know how many. It's a lot. And it doesn't sound like there was any security cameras where this was because it was probably just on a random street. And if there were or if there was a possibility of it, they would go, we have security footage of it. If you got the money retarded in. Or we're gonna. Even if it was just an empty threat. Yeah, they're not saying that. They're kind of just going. As a wise man once said, money gone.

[Amy]

Sorry. I mean, how cool would that be, though?

[Eddie]

That'd be awesome.

[Lunchbox]

I'd feel like it were a TikTok bit. If there's a Brinks truck in front of me and bags of money start falling out, I'm going, somebody's recording this.

[Morgan]

And you're being.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. To go viral. Somebody's recording this.

[Eddie]

So you wouldn't do it is what you're saying.

[Lunchbox]

If it was a very busy street, I don't think I would risk getting hit by a car. It depends how busy the street was. But I would not keep it. I would turn it in. Wow.

[Eddie]

Especially like a bag, dude, that'd be awesome.

[Lunchbox]

Just scooping and go, scoop and go.

[Amy]

It's like.

[Morgan]

Ls dream.

[Lunchbox]

But then I would feel if I scooped in and went, there's probably something in the bag.

[Eddie]

Uhhuh. Money.

[Lunchbox]

It's a do bag, Bones. It's the anonymous in box. Anonymous in box. If there's a question to be had, send it into the mountain. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm finding myself in the middle of a sentimental battle with my sisters after the passing of our mom. Mom left us a huge arsenal of, quote, stuff that she found important for personal reasons, but to me, it's just a bunch of stuff. I took a couple things that I felt were important, but everything else I look at and I wonder, we should just auction this off. There are some valuable items. We want to keep some, and some are valuable, but I don't have a relationship or any memories with them. And we could sell. My sister thinks I'm cruel and cold hearted for wanting to sell off the memory of our mother. But I have my memories, and those are just more important to me. Should I try and convince my sisters that we need to sell the items for cash or leave them as a memory of my mom Signed. Oh, it's a son that Makes sense. Yeah. I thought it was a sister with sisters. It's a son who lost his mom. Yeah. Dudes are cavemen. Okay, so I'm gonna go first. I'll let Emmy go second because we both have lost our parents or mom.

[Bobby Bones]

I just never had a dad.

[Lunchbox]

Never. Because I never found my dad. Much was lost. Yeah. So if it's important to your sisters and it's about your mom, you kind of got to suck it up and let them. Everybody kind of has to agree on what you're going to get rid of because there will be a lot of resentment if you give away a shirt or something and you sell it because.

[Bobby Bones]

You'Re like, I don't have a memory with it.

[Lunchbox]

It's probably. But somebody did, and you sell it and they'll always. You threw away mom dead mom shirt. Like, you need to make sure that everybody is on the same page with what you sell. I don't think there's anything wrong with selling the stuff that you have no relationship with, keeping the stuff you do. But you all have to be on the same page there. But also with the dude. It makes a lot more sense. Amy, your thoughts?

[Morgan]

Yeah, we didn't sell anything like that, but we did give away some stuff that, at the time, I didn't feel like I wanted. There was stuff my sister and I divvied up up. And now fast forward 11 years later, there's some things that we gave away that I'm like, shoot, I kind of wish I would have kept that. So I think that you let your sisters have their moment with the stuff. Don't sell it. If you have what you want, you're good to go and stay out of.

[Lunchbox]

The rest would agree. And I think you make a great point, too. Maybe everybody just takes a beat on selling anything unless you really need the money. Like, if times are tough.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I think old dead mom would want you to sell stuff so you can have money to get through on bills, but if it's not, you're just looking to sell, so you get you a new PS5. Hold off, hold off. Just generally, because, like Amy said, there were things that they gave away she.

[Bobby Bones]

Wished she had back.

[Lunchbox]

Yep. Yeah. It's a dude. That makes total sense. I was like, man. Okay, there you go. Close it up. Voicemail from last night. Hey, this is a morning corny for Amy.

[Morgan]

What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? So fish decaded.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that was silly. All right, thank you. Love the show. Sophisticated.

[Morgan]

Love it. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

All right, here's Another one.

[Amy]

Morning studio.

[Lunchbox]

Longtime listener, first time caller. My wife just had me watch the YouTube video of David Nail performing in the Ghetto. I have to say, great performance by Lunchbox. Also great performance by David Nail. If you want to get some more subscribers to your YouTube page, maybe you could pump that one up a little bit. What I don't know is that old video. I don't know why he's saying good performance about Lunchbox. We do have David Nail, but we can play that. It's a really good performance from our show back in the day, which, by the way, our YouTube channel.

[Eddie]

Come on.

[Lunchbox]

300. 3,000. We ring the bell for another thousand.

[Eddie]

Okay, that's good. That's good.

[Lunchbox]

I'm watching Lunchbox. He's sitting. Oh, I got it. It's really awkward because Lunchbox is in the shot and he doesn't know what to do.

[Morgan]

Why is he in the shot?

[Lunchbox]

Is David Nails playing Lunch? Just sitting there and he's just staring like, I don't know what to do.

[Eddie]

I remember him doing that for a long time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Please follow our YouTube page. Go subscribe. Bobby Bone Show. It's time for the Good news.

[Morgan]

With AM down, Berat Sisler just turned 110 years old. That's crazy.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, 110 is crazy. Like a hundred. We're like, wow. But that makes the news a bunch because it's so rare. But it does the news. But 110, I've never heard. Where does she live?

[Morgan]

Oh, America is. He's a man.

[Lunchbox]

His name's Bernadette.

[Morgan]

No, I said Burdette.

[Lunchbox]

Even that sounds like a burdette.

[Amy]

That's a chicken.

[Morgan]

He was born 110 years ago. We don't know the popular names from back then, but when he turned 105, he said his goal was to make it to 110. And he made it. So now his goal, 115. Easy Bird had a huge party. Like 250 people showed up. He has five children, 11 grandchildren, 22 great grandchildren.

[Lunchbox]

And get this, I'm looking at him.

[Morgan]

14 great great grandchildren. This is by the families count. He's seen two world wars, two pandemics, and two solar eclipses.

[Lunchbox]

I thought at it'd be somebody from a country that maybe they don't keep their records as well.

[Morgan]

No, he was born in Ohio.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

And he has his golden rule that he lives by. Treat people the way you'd like to be treated.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, he's 110. I'm looking at him at his party for 110. Looks pretty good.

[Eddie]

That's pretty.

[Lunchbox]

I've never seen anybody look 110, though. You think.

[Eddie]

You think he'll make 115?

[Morgan]

That's his goal.

[Lunchbox]

If I were him, I'd claim to be some sort of like. Like some sort of like, spiritual thing and make money off of it. There's a reason I live to 110. Like, he could really scam people easily. Okay, if you're 110, no one's one.

[Morgan]

I know, but that's.

[Lunchbox]

You know why? You know why I lived on. Well, you gotta make money somehow, you know, I lived on 110 because the beings all around us that you can't see make me. And they actually tell me. What would you like me to tell you?

[Eddie]

Oh, that's what you're.

[Lunchbox]

I for sure rock that.

[Eddie]

I was thinking, just join the circus and be like the oldest man.

[Lunchbox]

Travels tough on an old person, Eddie. That's the problem. Yeah, that's pretty cool. 110. That. That's crazy. All right. There you go. I wonder if he can, like, use the. Use the bathroom and, like, take care of himself. That's what I'd wanted.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Listed here.

[Lunchbox]

It's not. It's not that. All right. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Survey was done with 2000 employers. The top 10 reasons they say employees give for being late. It's the Bobby feud up for grabs. Five dollars on the desk. If you win, you get this five dollar bill. It's crispy. So a survey was done with 2000 employers. The top 10 reasons they say employees give for being late. We rolled the dice backstage, Amy. You won, so you're first.

[Morgan]

Alarm didn't go off.

[Lunchbox]

Alarm didn't go off. Number eight answer. Oh, wow. Have yourself eight points.

[Morgan]

Traffic. Traffic.

[Lunchbox]

Number one answer.

[Morgan]

Kids.

[Bobby Bones]

What about them?

[Morgan]

Kids?

[Lunchbox]

Kids. They exist. Oh, they're. That's. Yeah.

[Eddie]

I mean, that could work. They exist.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And make me late.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Over to lunchbox. Yeah. Top 10 reasons employees give for being late.

[Amy]

I'm ready. Car trouble.

[Lunchbox]

Show me car turbo. Number three. Three answer.

[Amy]

Oh, number 10, man. Got it. They had an appointment. Gotta. I gotta go to the doctor, so I'm gonna be in a little late.

[Lunchbox]

Had an appointment. Eddie, over to you. Top 10 reasons employees get for being late.

[Eddie]

I think Amy was trying to say dropped off my kids. I had to drop off my kids at school.

[Lunchbox]

Kids. Okay.

[Eddie]

So I'm taking kids off. Kids is not gonna be on there. Got it.

[Lunchbox]

Kids. All right, next up. Oh, boy. Points Are all doubled now. Go ahead.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sorry.

[Morgan]

I couldn't find my key.

[Eddie]

Dang it.

[Amy]

Good.

[Lunchbox]

Are you saying that that's good? That feels very. Like you're saying that. Like you have to say that a lot. Like, it feels very comfortable.

[Morgan]

I couldn't. Yep.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. She couldn't find her keys. That's number six. Six worth 12 points. Because in the second round, points are doubled.

[Morgan]

Okay, let's see. My kid was kids.

[Eddie]

Really, Amy.

[Morgan]

Okay, so kids are not okay.

[Eddie]

I said that.

[Morgan]

No, you said kids.

[Lunchbox]

But I just yelled kids randomly, so, you know, it's not going to be anything to do now.

[Morgan]

I do. Now. I do. I. I get it now.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox points are doubled.

[Amy]

Yeah, man.

[Lunchbox]

How about kids and breakfast?

[Amy]

I was thinking about saying kids overslept, but I'm gonna go with something different. I'm gonna go with, I was stuck in the bathroom, had some issues.

[Lunchbox]

Health issues. Wow. Number four answer worth eight points.

[Amy]

Booyah.

[Lunchbox]

Right now, the score is Amy, 21, lunchbox, 11. Eddie, you only had one shot, but you'd yell kids, you know?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I got nothing.

[Lunchbox]

Five answers off the board. We have traffic, car trouble, health issues. Couldn't find my keys and alarm didn't go off.

[Amy]

Yeah, this is easy, man. Got in a wreck. Got in the wreck.

[Lunchbox]

Got in a wreck. Show it to me.

[Amy]

Red check.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

No wreck.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie, you have no points, but you've only gone once to be fair.

[Eddie]

Only one time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yep.

[Amy]

Got anything with kids?

[Eddie]

No. No, I'm not doing kids. Not chasing that. Give me. Couldn't find parking.

[Lunchbox]

Couldn't find parking.

[Eddie]

Yeah, like maybe you park on the street.

[Lunchbox]

Points are now tripled. Still five answers on the board and.

[Morgan]

Needed air in my tires. They're flat because of the kids. Like, I had to stop into the air in my tire.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Morgan]

Okay, cool, cool.

[Lunchbox]

So you're in the lead, though. But Lunchbox, you need some points here to stay in him.

[Amy]

Are you ready? Fluffy got sick. Pet emergency. Yeah, Pet emergency.

[Lunchbox]

Fluffy got sick. Slash pet emergency. What? Amy, you are still in the lead. Eddie, you can win this.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

All I need is what?

[Lunchbox]

You got to get a couple of them here. Points are tripled. You could win with just one if you get nine or 10. A survey was done with 2,000 employers. Top 10 reasons they say employees give for being late.

[Eddie]

This is a Hail Mary. I'm going to go for the Hail Mary.

[Amy]

Do you have a lot down or just.

[Eddie]

No, No, I really don't. I really don't.

[Lunchbox]

So you just have one, and it's.

[Eddie]

Going to make me win the whole game.

[Lunchbox]

Go ahead.

[Eddie]

I'm still drunk. I'm still drunk from last night.

[Amy]

I can't go in right now.

[Lunchbox]

That's a Hail Marion.

[Amy]

Come on.

[Lunchbox]

That's a Hail Mary.

[Amy]

That sounds good.

[Eddie]

I tried.

[Lunchbox]

That's a funny one.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Lunchbox]

But no, that's not right. So before we play Amy's wind song, here are the other answers. At number 10, public transportation delay. At number 9, forgot something at home. At number 7, family emergency.

[Amy]

Kids.

[Eddie]

Yeah, we just said it wrong.

[Lunchbox]

And number five, bad weather. And at number two, which they say is different than alarm. Didn't go off. It just. I slept in. But although she doesn't look proud of herself, she didn't win.

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[Lunchbox]

Terms apply GoDaddy.com AeroAllAccess Lunchbox's wife's car was broken into. Was it outside your house?

[Amy]

Yeah, outside the house on the street. And she went out and everything in the console was thrown everywhere and luckily nothing was stolen that she knows of. But yeah, it was just rummaged through.

[Lunchbox]

Did she leave her door unlocked or did they bust in?

[Amy]

No, no, she left the door unlocked.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's what they do.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, just go around checking on.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Doors, which is cool because like they're not breaking windows. I agree because that happened to us and I was kind of happy they didn't break a window. Mad that my wife left the Door unlocked.

[Amy]

But me too.

[Lunchbox]

I've had the window broken. And you go up and you're like, what? Oh, no. And then you look in to. I've had that. The house broken into and the window broken. And you're like, why is my window. When this happens, like, lunchboxes situation, or even, like, when I have my house broken into. You're confused for a minute because you're going, did I. Why did I have the glove box open with all the. And then. Oh, oh. And then it's like somebody's vi. You feel so violated.

[Amy]

That's exactly what she called me. She goes, oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I feel uncomfortable, like. And I was like, what? She goes, the car got broken into. And I'm like, what do you mean? She goes, well, I think I left the door unlocked because the console was gone through and everything in the glove box was thrown on the passenger side floorboard. She goes, and I was. It was a mess in here. And I was like, did the kids get in the car? And then she realized, no, we got broken into, and she feels unsafe now.

[Lunchbox]

Would you call that broken into? Yeah, nothing was broken. Right.

[Eddie]

But they didn't. Yeah, they didn't break in. They opened the door, they let themselves in.

[Amy]

Like, I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

They let themselves in.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And they went through stuff they shouldn't have, but I think they let themselves in.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I don't know if you consider that broken into either, because you left the door open, but it doesn't give them the right to open it.

[Morgan]

Exactly.

[Amy]

But you can be violated. But they let themselves in.

[Lunchbox]

Is there a law against opening an unlocked door?

[Morgan]

I think there's.

[Eddie]

I think.

[Lunchbox]

I think there's probably a law against going through somebody's stuff, but if you just walk around and open people's doors, I don't think that's against the law.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Yes, it is.

[Lunchbox]

Just to open a door of somebody's car.

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

If you don't go in, I think you can open doors all day.

[Amy]

Yeah. Because what if it's a funny prank? You just walk down the street and you open a bunch of doors?

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

What if you just open the door and sit in the car but don't go in the glove box?

[Morgan]

I also don't think that's opening and entering.

[Lunchbox]

Now we're all making up terms opening an interview.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. That sucks.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. They were just looking for something to steal.

[Amy]

I assume they were probably looking for money or the D word or guns.

[Eddie]

The D word.

[Lunchbox]

Drugs. Yeah.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Pills.

[Lunchbox]

I remember again, I got home because I've had my car busted into, and I've had my house busted into. And when I walked into, my house was busted into. The back window was completely busted open. This is not where I live now. And again, I was confused. I'm like, did a bird fly into it? And then I see a hammer that they dropped and left, like idiots.

[Eddie]

That's terrible.

[Lunchbox]

They left a hammer. And I'm, like, working on the house. And then I'm like, oh, no. And then I sort of look around and I see stuff gone.

[Eddie]

Terrible feeling.

[Lunchbox]

Terrible feeling. But still, it wasn't. It didn't set in yet because I'm like, that's so bizarre. And then my dog was upstairs because I kept him upstairs when I was gone. And I was like, I hope they didn't steal the dog and go up and he was up there. So I was like, all cool. But then we had the hammer. We gave it to the cops. They knew they. It was an inside job. They knew I was at work, and they knew where my. I was playing a lot of poker at the time there, where my cash was, then went right to it. Stole that. Stole a PlayStation, which had my. What sucks. Had my DVD of me skydiving. You guys would have been so impressed. It's the coolest. It's the coolest. Yeah, but that stinks. Is she traumatized by it? Is she worried now?

[Amy]

No, she's not too traumatized. I'm just like, hey, when you're getting out of the car, you know, let's try to hit that lock button. She's like, I was just. I was in a hurry. And so, hey, we're just gonna be more vigilant about locking our doors.

[Lunchbox]

What I would worry about, though, is if they took pictures of, like, the bills or anything in there, because they have her numbers and information, they steal their identity. Oh.

[Eddie]

I mean, I will say, when it happened to us, we looked at the cameras, and they were in there for, like, 20 minutes, like, looking through everything.

[Amy]

I don't have cameras. Yeah, I mean, I have cameras. I mean, I have cameras. I just didn't see them.

[Lunchbox]

I would just watch your accounts on stuff like whatever was in the car, look and see what information was on that, what they could possibly use that for.

[Amy]

I never thought about that, man.

[Lunchbox]

Well, maybe don't tell her.

[Amy]

I'm not gonna tell her that.

[Eddie]

Keep that.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's private, man.

[Lunchbox]

But you could still look and see.

[Amy]

Yeah, I'll keep an eye on it, man. She's Gonna be opening accounts in Nigeria.

[Lunchbox]

There you go. And if that happens, you know that it was.

[Amy]

All those people are walking down my street.

[Lunchbox]

Yep. Bones, there's a tone. And if you listen to this tone, 15 to 20 minutes, and you walk around, they say you will lose weight. And so Eddie did it yesterday. He listened to the tone we weighed him in. Which, by the way, they were rude to you online. They were like, you weighed 196. You don't wear mediums.

[Eddie]

Oh, see, guys, like. Like, I'm trying to be vulnerable here. Like, tell you guys I could use a little bit of something to help me lose some weight. I don't need anyone dogging me.

[Lunchbox]

No, I. They're saying you say you are mediums, but if you want 96, they were just doing the.

[Eddie]

I wear mediums, and that's probably why you can see my belly. So maybe I'll start changing, start wearing larges.

[Lunchbox]

Or maybe this tone.

[Eddie]

Hey, possibly. And you know what? I don't hate the tone. I'll be honest with you.

[Lunchbox]

Ray, would you play it again? And this doesn't drive you crazy?

[Eddie]

Not yet.

[Lunchbox]

So Eddie's gonna put his little AirPods on and go walk around for the next 15 to 20 minutes. This new research says that if you walk around at this 14khz tone, you will lose weight. We weighed you in at 196 yesterday. You'll do it again today, and we're not gonna weigh you until Monday of next week. Okay, so Eddie's off to go walk around after this song, though. Morgan's gonna give us a PSA about Instagram that Ed, you can't hear. Sorry, buddy.

[Eddie]

Oh, great.

[Lunchbox]

I'll be losing weight. Let's go over to Morgan. Morgan, what's the PSA here?

[Scuba Steve]

Okay, so this just changed with, I think updates are happening in Instagram, but they will tell if you screenshot a dm.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, so now, because Snapchat did that for a while way back in the day when I was on Snapchat, I think.

[Morgan]

I think they still do if you.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not on Snapchat anymore.

[Morgan]

Well, I was in my daughter's Snapchat at one point. I thought that something sus was happening of this other kid. So I screenshot it to, like, talk to the parents about it and try to figure it out. And that mom called me before I could even call her, and she was like, hey, my daughter just told me that you screenshot her message. And I was like, oh, my gosh, this is crazy.

[Lunchbox]

So they're using Maybe that technology in Instagram. Why do they say they're doing it?

[Scuba Steve]

I don't know.

[Morgan]

They have.

[Scuba Steve]

I just noticed it when I was doing something. I screenshot messages sometimes to remind myself of things that I need to do or respond back to somebody. And for the first time, I had screenshotted one, and it was like, Morgan took a screenshot. I was like, oh, crap. And it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm do you.

[Lunchbox]

I'm gonna do you. So if I go into my messages with Morgan, here's one that says, thanks, Bobby, from Morgan. She probably doesn't want to screenshot it, but you know what? I'm doing it. So screenshot, boom.

[Scuba Steve]

Did it show it on yours?

[Lunchbox]

Maybe because you're not up to no good. I did it again. Anything?

[Scuba Steve]

No, I'm not seeing anything.

[Morgan]

So she's saying you should probably get a notification that says, bother. You just took a screenshot.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, if I take a screenshot, you should be able to see that.

[Scuba Steve]

I don't see you taking a screenshot.

[Lunchbox]

Take one of mine.

[Morgan]

Yeah, okay.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe it's also when they put out the new versions, like when you have the new version, it's kind of like Apple's operating systems, when you can take a text back, but you can only take a text back from somebody that has a new update.

[Morgan]

Oh, my gosh. You guys, this reminds me. I texted something about my ex husband. I was trying to text it to my boyfriend.

[Amy]

Oh, no.

[Lunchbox]

He said to him.

[Morgan]

And I said it to him. I was sitting right next to him, and I was like. And then I had to unsend it real quick. And I was able to unsend, but then I had. But then I had a message event that said, amy, unsent a text. And he's sitting right next to me. So he could have easily looked at me like, what did you just unsend? And I was like, your ex husband.

[Lunchbox]

Was sitting next to you?

[Morgan]

We were at a track meet, and.

[Lunchbox]

You were like, look how ugly he looks or something. Right next.

[Morgan]

No, he. I felt like he was flirting with this girl that was sitting by us or whatever. And so I kind of just said I was like, I was just sitting next to Ben. I think he's flirting with this girl.

[Lunchbox]

But I said that to Ben.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Instagram does notify the sender if a recipient takes a screenshot while in vanish mode or when a View once photo is sent. So those are the two ways that it works. So if you're in view once and you send someone a picture or they can only see it once. Like, I would send you guys my butt. I don't want to look at it once and go away. Take a screenshot. It saves it. Oh, just like Snapchat.

[Morgan]

Okay, so it's got to be a photo.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So it's not just anything.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Scuba Steve]

I think somebody might have been.

[Lunchbox]

Are you British now? Bloody good. Take a photo.

[Morgan]

I don't know why I said that.

[Lunchbox]

Photo.

[Morgan]

It's got. So it's got to be a pic.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, well.

[Scuba Steve]

Or vanish mode, which some people do go on vanish mode for some reason.

[Lunchbox]

Well, maybe some reason. No, there's reasons people go in vanish mode. Yeah, they don't want people seeing those messages. Okay. Thanks, Morgan. It's time for the good news with producer Eddie. Tell me something good.

[Eddie]

Bobby Oxford. She lives in Colorado, and she has a lifelong dream of driving a race car. But here's the thing. She's 83 years old. So what happened? AARP, they have this program called the Wish of a Lifetime. They said, bobby, you know what? Let's get a race car for you. So Bobby got in a race car, and she went around the lap over and over. She said she started very slow because she was nervous. But then after three laps, pedal to the metal, she made it 90 miles per hour, and she raced in a race car.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, good for her. I don't like old people being named Bobby because I've just learned my name is an old person name, but it's.

[Eddie]

Bobby with an I. I hear you.

[Lunchbox]

But at one point, my wife, I was like, no, Bobby's a young person's name. And she's like, look it up. Most used 1938, something like that.

[Morgan]

Bobby.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I don't know any.

[Eddie]

My.

[Morgan]

None of my kids. Friends are named Bobby.

[Lunchbox]

You don't have to pile on.

[Eddie]

Hey, maybe it'll come back, you know, you have names come back.

[Lunchbox]

There are young. There's a few young people named Bobby, but no, she's Bobby to 83. But we're like 83. Wow. So old. Like, our last two presidents have been like 80 plus.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I know, right?

[Lunchbox]

Trump's almost 80. He'll be 8, so. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe these aren't stories anymore, now that somebody can run a country at 80. Yeah, but she's rocking it. I drove a race car once. Hated it.

[Eddie]

How fast did you go? Do you remember?

[Lunchbox]

50. I was good. I didn't want to go that fast. It's just the experience. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. Over To Amy for the Morning Corny.

[Amy]

The Morning Corny.

[Morgan]

What do you call a knight who's afraid of a fight?

[Lunchbox]

We call a knight who's afraid of.

[Morgan]

A fight, Sir Render.

[Lunchbox]

That's pretty good. I like it. I like it. That was the Morning Corny Tuesday Reviews day. Shows or movies you've watched, but you had to watch all of it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll go first.

[Lunchbox]

I finally got back onto Daredevil on Disney plus. I watched the first episode and I was a little. I was midwhelmed. But then the rest is awesome. I stopped watching it because I was like, I'm only midwhelmed. Then I went back into it and it was really good. And I know, Morgan, you watched it. Yeah, it's gritty. I was worried it wasn't going to be as gritty on Disney plus as it was on Netflix. Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

And it. To me, it did have a little bit darker tones on Netflix still. But it did. They accomplished some grittiness, especially as the episodes went on. And, like, even to the last one where I was like, oh, okay, we went there. We did it.

[Lunchbox]

I give it four Devils out of five. And this is not a spoiler because it is actually up on the screen whenever you go and it's going in between episodes. But the freaking Punisher is back.

[Morgan]

You're so excited he's part of the show.

[Lunchbox]

It's that John Bernthal who's, like, the greatest actor, period. Anyway, he's awesome, but he comes back. That's when he gets crazy because he. I mean, he doesn't just, like, hurt, he punishes. Yeah. So four out of five Devils Tuesday reviews day. Mike D. Speaking of John Bernthal, I.

[Mike D]

Saw the Accountant too, which is him and Ben Affleck.

[Lunchbox]

I never saw the account at 1.

[Mike D]

Came out in 2016. It's kind of a sequel nobody asked for.

[Lunchbox]

Well, it kind of has an underground, like, cult following. I think we started it, but it was just a guy doing math and I was like, not for me. But does it end up being a shoot him up?

[Mike D]

Yeah, because he's an accountant, but he's also wash his money for the cartel.

[Eddie]

What?

[Lunchbox]

I like the Accountant won.

[Mike D]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I gotta get back in then. But is that Ben Affleck? Yeah. Or is it Matt Damon?

[Mike D]

Ben Affleck.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I get confused.

[Eddie]

They're best friends.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so Accountant one. But what would you give that. If you go back?

[Mike D]

The Accountant one rewatched it going into this one because I kind of forgot what happened. So I would probably give that a 4 out of 5.

[Lunchbox]

What did you give the account? A 2.

[Mike D]

2.5 out of 5. Because the first one has such great action.

[Eddie]

It's gritty.

[Mike D]

Ben Affleck's character is like hardcore. And this one, they lean more into the comedy.

[Lunchbox]

They lean more into the math. The accounting.

[Mike D]

Actually, there's not any accounting in the accounting too.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, weird. Two point. That's a low, low review.

[Mike D]

It really leans into the comedy. There's like a dance scene. I'm like, what is happening in this movie?

[Lunchbox]

What's worse? The account at 2 or the Batman with Lady Gaga or Joker? I guess it's the Joker 2.

[Mike D]

I would say Joker 2 is still worse. This one was still. I could tolerate this entire movie. I wanted to leave out of the Joker too.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, what a review. I could tolerate it. Amy, anything?

[Morgan]

Ransom Canyon on Netflix.

[Bobby Bones]

Movie or series?

[Morgan]

It's a series and it's got Josh Dumal and from Friday Night Lights. Can't think of her name. Matt Damon, Minka Kelly. And I'm obsessed. I love it. You know, at the end when you fin a show, it'll. Netflix will say, thumbs down. Thumbs up.

[Lunchbox]

You like it?

[Morgan]

Me neither. Guess what? I voted.

[Lunchbox]

You like it that much?

[Morgan]

Two thumbs up. Which I guess according to Netflix means I loved it and I want Netflix to feed me more content like that. So I voted. Just in case there are tallying votes for season two. I I would like for that to happen.

[Lunchbox]

You think that's it?

[Bobby Bones]

They're in a room going, all right.

[Lunchbox]

How many thumbs ups do we get? Oh, just missed it.

[Morgan]

Well, mine counted for two thumbs and I loved it. It's like Yellowstone, but cheesier. Right up my alley around the room.

[Lunchbox]

The thing you regret buying. This is a PSA for our listeners, but also we just like to get a good laugh in the thing you regret buying. I'll go first. I and this was expensive and I regret it because it's stupid. I don't ever use it. I bought the Apple, the headset you put on that everything's. And one day it'll be really cool and the technology is there, but right now it's just too much. It's the Apple Vision probably it has a battery still attached to it. One day we're gonna have glasses that do this and it puts up stuff and it's fun to watch game, but it's just too much.

[Eddie]

But you liked it for a little bit, right?

[Lunchbox]

Again, the technology is awesome. I just can't. It's just too big and too much. I regret buying it I should have waited two generations before it because I spent so much money on it, I almost never use it. Things you regret buying. Lunchbox.

[Amy]

I hate to say this, but my wife's engagement ring.

[Eddie]

What?

[Amy]

It costs a lot of money. She rarely wears it. So I feel like it's kind of like, why did we buy something that is gonna just not be on your finger all the time?

[Lunchbox]

So have you told her that?

[Amy]

It seems like it's a waste of money.

[Eddie]

What about your wedding ring? Because you don't wear that.

[Amy]

What was that, 25?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, mine was rubber. One was. Well, yeah, even.

[Eddie]

But the real ones are a little more than 25.

[Bobby Bones]

This is my.

[Lunchbox]

This one I wear all the time.

[Eddie]

That's not the one you did at the wedding, though.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but I was stupid on that one. I bought mine. Wait, mine was stupid?

[Amy]

Yeah, but I mean, I'm like, my wife wanted this one. Oh, it has diamonds. It's so sparkly. It's so cool. And she picked it out and I go buy it, and now it's like, ah. Whenever we get dressed up to go to something, she'll put it on, like, day to day Shane wearing that thing. So it just sits in a bowl on her little dresser. And I'm like, that's a waste of money, guys. Like, I hate to say it. The engagement ring is a waste of money.

[Lunchbox]

Would you say that to her and record it without her knowing and bring it back in?

[Amy]

Okay, just.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, just run it by. But. But have it be like, hey, we were talking on. On the show about things we regret spending so much money on. And I said, I regret spending so much on your engagement ring. And then just feel it out. And then if she's like, well. And say, well, since you don't really wear it, you think we could trade it for a smaller one that you would wear and take some of that money and try that?

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

See what happens.

[Amy]

All right, I'll give it a go. Yeah, yeah. When you. When I. Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Amy]

That's the first thing it popped in my head when you said it.

[Lunchbox]

Give it a go, Amy.

[Morgan]

Things you regret buying my face fitness membership.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, this is. What is that a reoccurring payment as well?

[Morgan]

Yeah, but I'm gonna cancel it.

[Lunchbox]

So tell us more.

[Morgan]

Well, I've been paying monthly money for someone to give me workouts for my face because I quit getting Botox, and now there's so many free things on YouTube. But I thought having access to the membership was going to get me all kinds of things. Really, it's just like, more busy work, and I don't even know if it's working, actually, so. And I ordered all these things. Like, I got these rubber gloves so I can massage inside my mouth and massage my tongue, because apparently that plays a role. And I ordered those balls that I like rub on my head.

[Lunchbox]

What even is your life? Amy's sitting around with gloves, rubbing the inside of her mouth, paying 9.99amonth.

[Morgan]

Yes. Yeah, so I did. I just feel like it was not. It was a waste of money.

[Lunchbox]

So that's.

[Morgan]

So don't. Don't do it. Just watch the free stuff on YouTube.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think anybody was gonna do it, but we weren't thinking about it. Yeah. But. Okay, good. Thank you for sharing that, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Ping pong table, man, I thought my kids were gonna love it. We're gonna have ping pong tournaments every weekend. We probably played for two weeks, and now it's just in the corner of my garage.

[Lunchbox]

That's a big waster. I had one of those at one time. Got a big Arkansas Razorback one, too. Never played. But I would also say, anybody, that if you're not playing competitive pool and you're like, I want to buy a pool table, it ends up just being somewhere you throw your clothes. Same thing with the treadmill. If you are so inspired, you want to buy a treadmill, but you really haven't, like, been on a treadmill at the gym a lot to know that you really want to use one. You already use one. You ain't going to use it. It's going to be where you hang.

[Eddie]

Your clothes off of, and they're not cheap.

[Lunchbox]

But I only say this because I've done all those. Pool table, treadmill, bought all that, and then just throw my clothes on it the whole time. Morgan, you want to close it out? You have anything? Yeah.

[Scuba Steve]

This is like. You know when you see, like, kind of an infomercial, you're like, that'd be so cool to use. There was like, this little strawberry thing that was supposed to take the top off the strawberry and pull it out.

[Lunchbox]

It's like. Like the literal strawberry. You bought a little.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, like, you get a strawberry, you get this little tool, and it takes out the stem and pulls it out. Guys, I bought it. I used it one time. It never actually worked in the way that I wanted. And I was like, why did I buy this stupid thing? It was supposed to make my life easier.

[Lunchbox]

You reminded me I bought that thing to check for cameras in hotel rooms. I've been to like four hotels. I keep forgetting it. I think in theory it's a great idea, but my wife reminded me because I was looking for an Internet jammer last night online and she was like, why are you looking for an Internet jammer? I was like, well, I saw on TV I'd love to go to place and jam the Internet. And so yeah. And she was like, this is going to be like when you bought that hotel thing where you look for cameras. I was like, oh yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, we're stupid when we're in L.

[Eddie]

A. I'm like, dude, where's that thing? I want to scan my room. He's like, I forgot.

[Lunchbox]

I forgot it.

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[Lunchbox]

Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you hear Eddie, Emmy, lunchbox, Morgan too Scooby Steve ran average trying to put you through Mike D's riding this week's next bit and Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Vaughn. Want to run this by you, Amy. It's Bill Belichick and his girlfriend and there's a he's 73, she's 24. So we know the story. We talked about this on our sports show yesterday called 25 Whistles and I'm going to play you a clip from an interview he did on CBS this weekend.

[Bobby Bones]

And have you heard it I've not.

[Lunchbox]

So it's about his book. He's talking about his book now. His 24 year old girlfriend is sitting to the side at a table, not on camera. And the interviewer is like, hey, so how'd you guys meet? It got awkward. I'll play the clip and let's talk about it.

[Amy]

Jordan was a constant presence during our interview.

[Lunchbox]

You have Jordan right over there. Everybody in the world seems to be following this relationship. They've got an opinion about your private life. It's got nothing to do with them, but they're invested in it. How do you deal with that? Never been too worried about what everybody else thinks.

[Amy]

Just try to do what I feel.

[Lunchbox]

Like is best for me and what's right. How did you guys meet?

[Scuba Steve]

Not talking about this.

[Amy]

No, no.

[Lunchbox]

It's a topic neither one of them is comfortable commenting on. So we had heard a long time ago that they met on a flight. She was reading a philosophy book. She was in college. He signed her philosophy book.

[Morgan]

Well, why would she not want to talk about it again if that's already been out there? And then.

[Lunchbox]

So this is what I want because I had all these thoughts, but I. I just want you to go.

[Morgan]

Okay, well, first of all, not everybody in the world is caring about their relationship.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's a big deal.

[Morgan]

I know it's a big deal, but.

[Lunchbox]

I'm like, it's on TMZ Sports. And so it's. It is a. It has gone into the. The zeitgeist of people that don't just follow sports.

[Morgan]

Okay, fine. People care. I guess I'm just curious why the story has been out there and then now you're in an interview, setting off to the side and she's like interjecting and like, we're not talking about this. So obviously there's more to it. And do you think it's okay that the guy just like ask that question?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, because the relationship's public.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

I met her. I met him and her. And it's weird.

[Morgan]

What would you do if you were doing the interview and that happened to you and she was like, well, we're not talking about it. Like, how would you recover the mess up?

[Lunchbox]

Is this. He didn't have any sort of PR person with them.

[Morgan]

Huh.

[Lunchbox]

And she was acting as that and that. That is what made this whole story big. I would have said, hey, if they ask about us, which they might because we've made it very public either. He says, we're not talking about. And we're not talking about that or to hear about the book. Right. So that's one probably not going to float super well. But better than this. Better than her yelling from the side. Two, you just tell the story you've already told. If they ask. Yeah. You may have seen it online. We met on a flight. You tell that story again because you can do 15 seconds and move off of it. What you don't want to do is have somebody from the side. That's her. Yeah, we ain't talking about that. Because everybody's on antennas, go, what's happening here? And so they actually she jumped in and, like, stopped the interview a bunch of times. Like, kept interjecting. But this is the one they used because it was about her and him. So that's what cbs. And now there are a lot of people I don't know that this is true that have theories that they didn't really meet. Like, they say they met.

[Morgan]

Well, so how did they think they met?

[Lunchbox]

I don't think think that's something I'd like to speculate. But there are different ways that you as an adult rich man can meet.

[Morgan]

Oh, like a sugar daddy.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I don't know.

[Morgan]

Like, he's the dad. D. Well, she's not.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. And I don't know.

[Morgan]

What do they call her? A sugar baby.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Not that she is.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know that that's true. Because again, this story wasn't met on a plane. It just makes everybody feel like, why are you being so weird about this?

[Morgan]

Yeah, I'm just coming up with theories. Let's see. How else would they have met?

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Lunchbox]

There's no need to go down that. But you can figure it out.

[Eddie]

Cooking classes.

[Morgan]

Is there, like a true park dogs.

[Eddie]

Right, Right.

[Morgan]

Is there a website for. I guess there's a website for everything. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, everything. So her name's Jordan Hudson. This story from TMZ just came out. Went completely off the rails during the Bill Belichick CBS interview to the point where she stormed out of the room and delayed shooting for 30 minutes. Wow. Sources familiar with TMZ sports said Bella Belichick agreed to do a sit down for CBS Mornings to promote his book the Art of Winning. Which, by the way, good book promo. If she were like three levels up playing like 3D chess, not even chest to checkers, and she's like, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna jump in when they ask about us. So the story goes big. So your book gets promo. That's amazing. I do not think that's what Happened.

[Morgan]

Right. Because what would you do if that was you promoting a book and your girlfriend is behaving that way?

[Lunchbox]

First I'd call my wife and go, like, I don't know her, Bobby. I'll be like, I don't know. I don't know why she's doing.

[Eddie]

Telling the truth.

[Morgan]

This is a hypothetical situation.

[Lunchbox]

She wouldn't. I would. First of all, I don't need pr, and. And I have a person, but I don't need it in the way of. Like I've done. I talk for five hours off the cuff. I also know how to, most of the time, not get in trouble. The only time I ever got in trouble was once I said I wasn't invited to Katy Perry's wedding. And she didn't. She wasn't married. She didn't get married. They made a joke like, are you invited to Katy Perry's wedding? I was like, no, I didn't get invited. I didn't know she would.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know Katy Perry even. We're working together. And so I was like, ah. And so they ran with it, like, she got married and I wasn't invited. And I was like, I. I don't know if she got. It was just that weird. They kind of. But I also didn't care that much. But for the most part, I'll even go on shows if they want to talk about political stuff, because I can kind of walk through that. This wouldn't have happened to me. This wouldn't happen.

[Morgan]

Okay, well, so since it did happen to Bill, do you think he's annoyed with her?

[Lunchbox]

Nah. She's 24. He's 78. She's doing whatever she wants.

[Morgan]

I know. Her brain's not even fully developed.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Amen. Another thing people will try to do. They'll try. They'll try to. If I do an interview, they'll say, hey, we're going to talk about whatever project. And they'll bring up whatever the controversy is in country music or. Or politics. And I know that if you say something, they can always use it. So I'll just stare at them. I'll say nothing, because they can't use nothing.

[Eddie]

Oh, like in silence.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And then what do they do? How long do they wait?

[Lunchbox]

Okay, that's the next question. Yeah, that's what Bill should have done. Hey, how'd you meet her?

[Morgan]

I'm kind of surprised. Can Bill not say to them, like, hey, don't air that part.

[Lunchbox]

It's not really a thing. Once you agree to the Interview with somebody like cbs. It's not like you can email a podcast you run and go like, hey, would you mind cutting that out? I mean, this is a big interview.

[Morgan]

Yeah, yeah, no, I get it.

[Lunchbox]

And they cut out a bunch of her jumping in. They said this is just the one they used.

[Morgan]

Well, this is a good one to keep in.

[Lunchbox]

What's your fictional theory? This is completely fictional. This is not true at all. We're gonna just make up a theory. What is your fictional theory?

[Morgan]

Well, it's gotta be something inappropriate. Otherwise she wouldn't be like, we're not talking about it so.

[Lunchbox]

Or maybe not inappropriate, but maybe not well accepted or because like was they married? Maybe.

[Morgan]

Okay, they didn't.

[Lunchbox]

Like they didn't tell the story truthfully, so now they want to make sure that the real story doesn't come out. I think inappropriate maybe wouldn't be used because that would mean like underage or.

[Morgan]

Oh yeah, I don't mean inappropriate like that. I guess just. Yeah, not overall accepted by the masses.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, well this isn't overall excited about, but who cares?

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, like inappropriate a bad word because that feels like something's going on. That's. That's not okay.

[Morgan]

Well, give me another. Well, okay, some people might. Okay, you're right. Sugar daddy and sugar mama. Some people live that way.

[Lunchbox]

That is their both understand what, what it is. Then I think it's, it's. It's great.

[Morgan]

Okay, what if she was on only fans and he was her biggest customer?

[Lunchbox]

Now we're getting somewhere. I don't know. That'd be a customer only fans thing. But I think a lot of people have a theory ish like that.

[Morgan]

Oh, she was on wiki Feet or what is the feet website?

[Amy]

Go back to Only Fans.

[Lunchbox]

Really stretching here.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Hey, you told me to stretch.

[Lunchbox]

If she had great looking feet and nothing else, I'd be like, oh, okay, maybe, but she's pretty hot. But she's like running around practices now. She's like sending emails for him. She's running a social media. Apparently she's running the business.

[Morgan]

Maybe she is. Genius.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, she could be.

[Morgan]

So maybe your theory of like that one thought you had that.

[Lunchbox]

If she's playing 3D chess next level, I'd also like to hire you.

[Morgan]

She's like, you're welcome. Now how many books are you gonna sell?

[Lunchbox]

So I don't think that's the case. But who knows? I just thought the whole thing was bizarre. I wanted to know where your mind went when I told you that story though.

[Morgan]

I don't know. Again, I guess I'm not one that follows what's happening with them. So. Thank you for inviting me in, though.

[Lunchbox]

It is a little weird because, again, I met them and he was nice. She wasn't not nice, but she was just like. She didn't care. Yeah.

[Morgan]

It was like, okay, I'm sure she's lovely. I guess I just don't understand, like, surely there's probably so many guys like.

[Lunchbox]

Y'All imagine doing it.

[Morgan]

No, I cannot. That's.

[Lunchbox]

Why him? Because I think he's all. I mean, Bill Belichick's the greatest coach ever. He's, you know, if not number one, number two behind, like a Don Shula.

[Bobby Bones]

But he's number one.

[Lunchbox]

I think he's number one because, like.

[Morgan]

Is his personality awesome?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

It's. He's. He's dry, funny sometimes that we didn't know he was very matter of fact when he was coaching. It's like, I just. I'm just here to talk about the Browns next week, but. Yeah.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I don't. I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

I don't. He could be a great guy. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Just weird.

[Lunchbox]

The whole story's weird.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Is she smoking hot in person?

[Lunchbox]

She's attractive. Yeah, but it looks so weird.

[Amy]

No, I get that it looks weird. I just want to know.

[Lunchbox]

But I'm telling you, it looks so weird that it's almost hard to put her in a vacuum when she's with him, like, holding his arm.

[Eddie]

Oh, it's not a natural.

[Morgan]

Look, that's why I'm like, there's probably so many, if whatever she's after guys like that are younger.

[Lunchbox]

Could be love.

[Morgan]

I don't.

[Amy]

Don't hate on love.

[Eddie]

Could be.

[Lunchbox]

It could be love. It just could be straight love.

[Eddie]

We don't know.

[Morgan]

It could be.

[Lunchbox]

What do you think?

[Scuba Steve]

I'm over here on Instagram, reading all of the comments on her Instagram page, and I'm dying.

[Morgan]

Like, what's being happening? What's happening?

[Lunchbox]

And we're on. And, you know, Raleigh, Durham in North Carolina over there, and he's the head coach at North Carolina. And so, you know, if I'm a fan of the football program, I don't know that I'm loving all the extra attention because of this. What are you saying, Morgan?

[Scuba Steve]

Well, and I think she turned off the comments on one of them because I had just seen a bunch and it was like, so how'd you guys meet? Tell us your story. Like, oh, you hanging out with grandpa.

[Morgan]

It's Just.

[Lunchbox]

Well, that was happening anyway.

[Scuba Steve]

But the comments are wild.

[Lunchbox]

If they're in love and it is just straight love, then good for them. But this made it weird and brought it more to the forefront where her parents.

[Amy]

Have we heard from them?

[Eddie]

I don't think so.

[Amy]

Have they met Bill?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

I think she's meet the parents.

[Amy]

How does that go?

[Lunchbox]

Can you imagine meeting the parents? And her boyfriend is as old as your parents?

[Eddie]

Maybe.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yeah, maybe she's 24 and he's 50. Her parents are 50, let's say. Yeah. And then he's in his 70s.

[Eddie]

Older.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Morgan]

That is.

[Lunchbox]

It's like, all right, our parents are gonna meet.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's awkward.

[Lunchbox]

And then her parents.

[Eddie]

She had to warn him, though, right?

[Lunchbox]

I think she was dating another really older guy. Okay.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

So I think before him, it seems.

[Morgan]

To me she is so pretty.

[Lunchbox]

She is.

[Morgan]

She's so pretty. I can't. That looks like she's with her dad or her.

[Lunchbox]

No, no.

[Eddie]

Grandpa.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

She's so pretty.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Okay.

[Amy]

I mean, props to Bill, man. I just.

[Lunchbox]

And if it is love and they're both happy, I got no. I got no issue. Even if it's like, hey, we have a relationship here of like, I'll be the, you know, the sugar daddy. Be sugar mama, but we still like each other. I have no problem with that. If they're both consensual in it.

[Morgan]

I was just giving a theory because.

[Lunchbox]

Jordan's dad is 48. He touched.

[Amy]

Oh, no. Oh, no. So much younger than hers could still be alive.

[Lunchbox]

Her grandpa, maybe she enters her grandparents to Bill.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, that's more. That's more. That makes more sense. They're the same age bracket, bro, that Lyle.

[Lunchbox]

And again, I'd like to finish this in saying if it's all good, it's all good by me. I'm not. I not a judger, but I am a commenter and someone who says stuff about stuff, so.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that could be awesome, people. I don't know, but the interview made it totally weird. And don't. Don't jump in like that. Everybody's gonna want to talk about it. All right, we'll do the news next. Bones. Florida man goes in to save an injured American bald eagle as an alligator was in there trying to get it.

[Morgan]

Oh, no.

[Lunchbox]

You know, I was thinking, if you're my dog. Yep. I'm not going in for a bald eagle. I love America.

[Eddie]

That's the symbol of America.

[Lunchbox]

I hear you. It's. It's also A symbol that I might die when that. That I don't have a relationship with that specific eagle. If I did, it'd be different. I'm not jumping in after a hot dog or apple pie either. I gotta be honest with you. I love America for a lot of reasons, but this dude did it brave, risked his life. There was an alligator.

[Eddie]

Did he save it?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Wow. Also, the bird is, like, hurt. I'd be afraid the bird was gonna attack me too. I just don't wanna get attacked. Guys, you've heard the debate. Now the. It's been happening on the Internet for a couple days. One silverback gorilla versus 100 men. Who would win 100 men? No. So this has been happening for like three days on the Internet and everybody's talking about it. And if you're one of the first ten hundred men, your head's getting ripped off. Sure. Like, it's done. You're done, you're done, you're out. I tend to think if the silverback gorilla has the stamina, if it's been on the treadmill working out, like getting it, that it wins because it's so strong. And if I am organizing the attack of the hundred men on the silverback gorilla, I'm sending my biggest and dumbest first. Yes. But then everybody else, they can, like, jump and climb. I'm having them climb to the top of the head and rip out eyes and pull off wieners and balls. Because that's the only. If it's a male. That's. That's how you take down anything bigger than you. You know, if they say you're getting attacked and you're smaller, if you're a female and it's a dude, where do you go?

[Morgan]

Balls.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. You kick them out of the balls or you go for the eyes?

[Morgan]

Eyeballs.

[Eddie]

Is that what David did to Goliath?

[Morgan]

No, that was a slingshot.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, but not even the balls. Wow. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Impressed.

[Lunchbox]

So I tend to think the silverback would win because if it were me in the fight, I would see one of my buddies get their head ripped off, literally. And be like, ah, you know what? This is fun, but I'm gonna go and walk. I'm out. I'm out. I think the silverback would win. Now the question is, could I beat up 2510 year olds? Me and 2510 year olds? Think about it.

[Eddie]

10 year olds.

[Lunchbox]

10 year olds. And there's only 25. There's not 100. And it's like, okay, go. You better believe I'm gonna do like those Silverbacks. I'm ripping a couple heads off first.

[Morgan]

Well, kids are hitting puberty earlier and earlier.

[Eddie]

I hear you.

[Lunchbox]

Can I, in your opinion, beat up 25, 10 year olds?

[Morgan]

I don't really like thinking about this, but I feel like they'd eventually take you down.

[Lunchbox]

I don't. I think if you get like 35 or 40 is trouble. And I think, I think 2512 year olds. Yes. Because that's when armpit hair comes and stuff. No, they ain't pinning me down.

[Morgan]

They're not going to all work together to power.

[Lunchbox]

They're not smart enough to gather and strategize like adults.

[Eddie]

Oh, they wouldn't have a coach.

[Lunchbox]

No. You're going to coach now. Silverback gorillas are often considered one of the strongest primates. They can lift and throw objects weighing over 1800 pounds. Whoa. Their strength is combination of size, powerful muscles, and the use of arms for locomotion and defense. They weigh about 500 pounds. If I'm. If it's like, all right, guys, we got 100 of us. Mr. Beast is doing this game. Let's go try to take down the silk bag. As soon as Lunchbox goes and the silverback just takes his head, goes. And Turns it off, Mr. Beats, I'm out of here.

[Eddie]

But I think the silverback wouldn't know to get Lunchbox's head. There are too many people.

[Lunchbox]

The first couple are being ripped apart.

[Eddie]

So he's just kind of like swinging his arms. Like, I think at that point, the 100, we can all just jump on him. Dude, he's done.

[Amy]

You're crazy.

[Lunchbox]

You're crazy.

[Amy]

You are absolutely crazy.

[Eddie]

Because we all weigh one, almost 200.

[Lunchbox]

Like, I think a strategic 100. Yes. If you're able to get like, Bautista. Oh, and John Cena. Okay. But I got a feeling they're gonna sign up for this. If it's like us, we're dead.

[Eddie]

Like, just people.

[Lunchbox]

Like, yeah, you know what I'm gonna do? They're gonna go, go. And I'm gonna take one big step forward and then watch everybody go. And I'm gonna sit back.

[Eddie]

No.

[Lunchbox]

It's kind of like once in high school, there was a fight or a baseball game and everybody ran out of the dugout and started fighting. And I ran out, but then I walked back in the dugout. Oh, yeah. Real cowardly of me. But you know what? Didn't get beat up, did I? Yeah. Or anyway, this guy saved the eagle. Good for him. That's awesome. I would not have the courage to do that. There Was seven foot alligator in the water and good friend for saving the eagles. What I say, Fox 13.

[Morgan]

And I, I just fact check because I needed to know if a gorilla's testicles were sensitive like a human male.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

And they are sensitive structures. They say.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Thank you, Amy.

[Morgan]

So I mean that. How, how horrible if you think like, oh, this is going to feel like it does on. And you go for them and then they're like, he's like, you idiot.

[Lunchbox]

I don't feel that's what I would do. Go for the eyes and the nuts first thing. Like you guys, even if they rip off Timmy's head, keep focused on the eyes and the nuts. That's how we're gonna get them. But they also move really well. Like they're faster than we are too.

[Morgan]

Are they ticklish? Because that's a good one.

[Eddie]

You get one guy to tickle while we're. The rest of us are fighting.

[Lunchbox]

Bad feeling for that guy. Tickling. Okay, so let's talk about morning coffee. This is from Bottom Lines Daily Health News. They say people naturally get a surge of energizing body chemicals first thing in the morning. So if you're drinking coffee, it does help in the morning. But if you want the maximum energy boost because you already have a bit of a natural one around 9:30 to 10:00am for your first cup of coffee. Now there it is, ceremonial for some people, even traditional experience. Yes. So it's not saying that, but it's like really for energy. If you're using caffeine for that, you get your best like 9, 30 or 10. Unless you drink like 10 cups and then you have your first one and your third one around nine, 30 or 10. A smashed Kurt Cobain guitar sold for over $101,000 at an auction. He broke it back in 1992 during Nirvana's European tour. That's from TMZ, one that he used and Smells Like Teen spirit sold for 4.5 million. This is just one he played and smashed. But Amy, how many Nirvana songs can you sing? Go.

[Morgan]

Smells like Teen Spirit.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, sing it for us. Because I just said the name smelled like Teen Spirit.

[Morgan]

I know, I know, but I know it. Like, if I heard it, I would say, oh, that smells like Teen Spirit. But it's not. I just need one note. One note, please. Oh, no, that's Seven Armies Nation.

[Lunchbox]

That's Seven Nation Army White stripes. Yeah, yeah.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

A mosquito. Yeah.

[Morgan]

Yep. No, yeah, No, I know it.

[Eddie]

But you're not singing it.

[Lunchbox]

How about come as you are here. Yeah, as you want me to be nothing.

[Morgan]

Yes. I know that one, too. Obviously. I just sing it.

[Eddie]

You kind of copy what I just.

[Lunchbox]

Say what I do. Yeah.

[Morgan]

Okay. Come here. We are. Cause I want it to be as you were. Yeah. You're in a no place to be.

[Lunchbox]

You don't need the words. You're not getting them. Melody.

[Morgan]

Thank you.

[Lunchbox]

Six out of ten.

[Morgan]

Thanks.

[Bobby Bones]

One of Pee Wee Herman's bikes from.

[Lunchbox]

Pee Wee's Big Adventure is also gonna hit the block. And that's the auction block. And that would be kind of fun to have.

[Eddie]

That would be cool. It was in the basement of the Alamo.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

There is no basement in the Alamo. Yeah. Anyway, that's from Consequence. That's your news.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go.

[Lunchbox]

Those were Bobby's stories. Bobby Bone Show Bonehead story of the day.

[Amy]

This story comes to us from Tyler, Texas. A woman was arrested after she accidentally brought Jello shots to an elementary school party. Oh.

[Morgan]

What?

[Lunchbox]

Well, are they just Jello? Cause that works.

[Amy]

Well, she had Jello for the party and Jello shots for a party she was having at the house.

[Lunchbox]

No mix up, no mix up.

[Amy]

Got them mixed up.

[Lunchbox]

No mix up. No mix up.

[Amy]

And didn't realize it until some of the kids had taken the Jello shots because she made them little cups of Jello for the party and she grabbed the wrong tray.

[Bobby Bones]

This is her bad move.

[Lunchbox]

You can't make the same thing. And just hope you remember which one's which.

[Bobby Bones]

You got to make them different shapes or different colors.

[Eddie]

Label them.

[Bobby Bones]

Even a label, you might label them the wrong way. You just have to make. If you're going to do Jello. And I've never had a Jello shot, but that's what I would do. Like, if I were a drink, I'd be all Jello shots because I don't like alcohol. Seems like it tastes terrible, like beer and stuff.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

This love Jello.

[Morgan]

It's definitely a way to get it in your system.

[Lunchbox]

Let's go. I'd have one right now.

[Amy]

Yeah. But after a few, you're like, okay, that's too many.

[Lunchbox]

I love sugar, though.

[Morgan]

Especially if you're a little body like a child.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That should have never happened. She should have made, like, the Jello shots for the adults in the shape.

[Lunchbox]

Of, like, a wiener, and then the.

[Bobby Bones]

Kid ones in the shape of like a puppy.

[Lunchbox]

That way, you know?

[Bobby Bones]

So, yeah, she had to get in trouble, right?

[Amy]

Yeah. She was arrested. She said it was an accident.

[Lunchbox]

That sucks because it was an accident.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's a dumb Dumb accident that.

[Lunchbox]

You'Re not allowed to do. That's kind of funny. Hopefully no kid was like, hurt or something.

[Amy]

No, not hurt, like just a little. Not feeling well.

[Lunchbox]

Hopefully they didn't like, hook up with somebody and not remember.

[Amy]

Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead. Story of the day, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

Somebody hacked into movie mics TikTok and at first we were like, let's just.

[Lunchbox]

Try to get it back.

[Bobby Bones]

They hacked in now they've completely flipped your page.

[Mike D]

I think it's gone, man.

[Bobby Bones]

The name's even different.

[Mike D]

The name's different. I can't get my old name back. They deleted my videos and then re uploaded like a new profile picture that kind of looks like an AI version of me.

[Lunchbox]

Kinda like, what is their point, do you think?

[Mike D]

I think they're gonna flip it and then probably monetize it.

[Lunchbox]

Like use it as a live and sell things.

[Mike D]

Yeah, because you have to have 10,000 followers to do that. So they find any account with at least that many amounts. I don't have a lot of followers.

[Bobby Bones]

How many have.

[Mike D]

14.7.

[Lunchbox]

That's enough.

[Mike D]

It's enough to flip it. And then people who are following me there don't notice a difference at first. And they're like, who am I following that's posting these weird things now?

[Bobby Bones]

So have you reached out to TikTok?

[Mike D]

I have. I haven't heard anything back.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, I'll try to reach out again.

[Lunchbox]

That sucks.

[Bobby Bones]

How did they get into your account? Like, what did you do that I can make sure that doesn't happen to me?

[Mike D]

I have no idea. The only thing I've heard people now say is that you have to have like a face ID. You should add that to your TikTok account because that is, I guess, unhackable. I had to do the two factor, but.

[Bobby Bones]

So you had the two factor authentication. They still got in.

[Mike D]

Still got in, apparently. I talked to some other people who they've recently had a bunch of attempts to get into their account where they just started getting a bunch of text messages saying, you've requested this code, you've requested this code.

[Lunchbox]

So they keep trying codes over and over again.

[Mike D]

Just keep trying. So I guess they found a way to get into people's TikTok accounts that's maybe a flaw in the system right now. So you got to add that face ID so you don't get hacked like I did.

[Bobby Bones]

So don't follow Movie Mike, Although I don't think he even exists right now.

[Mike D]

No, I don't exist right now. No, TikTok just.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, that sucked. You put so much work into that.

[Mike D]

And it was like the one place where I was like growing, starting to build something and I felt good about it. I was really taking time to like craft these videos and now it's just gone. I had it since like 2019, when.

[Lunchbox]

You had videos over a million.

[Mike D]

Yeah, that's where I've gone the most viral.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not giving up yet.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, thank you guys. We'll see you tomorrow.

[Lunchbox]

Bye, everybody.

[Eddie]

This is the Bobby Bones Show.

[Lunchbox]

Bobby Bones, the Bobby Bones Show Theme.

[Bobby Bones]

Song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mrbobbybones.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you for listening to the podcast.

[Morgan]

At this point in my life, I'm all about streamlining the operation. Between work, kids, appointments, random last minute school projects, I don't have time to run out for every little thing that we need. So when I realized that with Walmart subscriptions, I could skip the hassle and have the essentials delivered straight to my door. Total game changer. I'm talking groceries, kids stuff, snacks, vitamin skincare, shampoo, sunscreen. Literally everything that we go through on repeat. And right now, with spring in the air and that fresh new season energy, Walmart's got some serious deals happening. Find trending spring beauty at Walmart in stores, online and in the app.

[Bobby Bones]

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