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The Bobby Bones Show
TUES PT 1: Texting Horror Stories + Would Morgan Date A Country Artist? + Bobby Feud: Artists Known For Wearing Cowboy Hats + Bobby's Warning That Will Save Your Life
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So this is a lawyer talking about why shouldn't ride these certain rides at carnivals. Jeff Kaufman of Kaufman and Lind Injury Law did a tik tok advising people on why not. When you see these carnivals, a fair, a traveling carnival, don't get on these rides because something goes wrong. Each one of those rides is its own Independent LLC. It isn't a carnival. It's 93 corporations who have all decided to put their one asset at the same spot. You get hurt on one of those roller coasters, you can only sue the owners and operators of that particular ride. That's it. You're not going to get anything. If you're going to ride the dangerous rides, at least ride them at places where if you get hurt, like Disney, SeaWorld, Bush Gardens, they can afford to take care of you. So what he's saying is every single ride is built under a different company. So let's say you get hurt on one of those rides, you can only sue that one ride, and as soon as it's bankrupt, you get nothing. The car man thought of this. Wow. The carney man probably didn't. But the person who was putting on the carnival and hired and subcontracted carney men, which is a funny thing to say, Carney man did. So that's it. So if you get hurt on one of those rides, sue all you want. You're just suing one ride, and all they can do is go. We have no money and they can still run all their other rides, but then we're bankrupt. Where he's saying if you're gonna do the dangerous ones, go to Six Flags Disney where they have the money. Yes. Because it's all the same. It's all the same. Isn't that crazy? Wow. It's smart. It is so smart. But it's actually. It's honestly, like kind of like, you know, sneaky. But that's what. That's what business. No, well, no, I don't want to say that's what business, but that's why every movie. Every single movie. And I think Movie Mike could help me out with this. They all are under different corporations because if it bombs out, it bombs under its own single corporation, and it doesn't cost the whole Company. Correct money. Like, it's like a. So I didn't explain that right, but don't, David. Okay, I got it. I got it. I love a carnival. Well, I used to. I've gotten older. It hurts my neck and my shoulders now. But I love a carnival, and I love the rides, and I would love the dangerous rides, even though I'm afraid of heights. I'll do the upside down crap. But I would. I'm not now, because you can't sue the carnival. You only see the one ride. Remember? The Gravitron? That was cool. Oh, that was so awesome. Oh, dang. That was awesome. So was Kamikaze. When you'd go upside down and you'd look over and the other people in the cage were next to you upside down, I was like, that was a great one, too. Kamikaze was a great one, too. And. And same rides with different names, by the way. Yes. Yeah. Because. Because I knew the Kamakazi has the zipper. Oh, the zipper's terrible. I hated the Zipper. That's too dizzy. I had to yell to stop the ride. One time. You yell to stop a ride? Yeah, we were there. What age were you? I was probably 14. That's too old to. Y'all stop around. No, no. We were in Ocarina Springs. It was right there in Austin. It was me, Aaron Forest, my brother. My brother's girlfriend, and her name was Katie. She was crazy. And we, like. She could take the rides. And we did Kamikaze, Gravitron, Kamikaze grab. We did them five times in a row each. And then we were like, oh, let's do the Zipper now. And we were already feeling it, and we got on that Zipper, and it's flipping upside down the road, and Aaron just starts yelling, stop the ride. We're gonna throw up. Stop the ride, you said. Aaron, you said. You did that. And then I was like, we're gonna. Why did you put it on him? You put it on Aaron immediately. Oh, I did, but it was both of us, and they stopped the ride, and we didn't ride a ride the rest of the night. That was it. We were done. I wouldn't have stopped the ride. This carny man would not have stopped the ride, because some kids were yelling, stop the ride. And Forrest didn't get on. He knew that he was gonna puke, so he didn't even get on. You ever thrown up on a ride? No. Anybody? I've never thrown up on a ride. I went to. I guess it's Disney, where they have Back to the Future. But it's like a. A virtual reality ride. And I guess I don't like virtual reality rides because I got on there and I was like, I'm gonna throw up. And I just put my head down on my arm and I got out of there. I was green. And I thought I was gonna puke all over the people in front of me. I didn't puke, but I sweated like I'd run a marathon. It was so bad. I was like, never again. I can't do virtual reality. That sucks. That's how I feel in the back of a car. Car sick. I mean that, that's my. Everybody's bodies react differently. That's how I feel. If I'm anywhere in the backseat of a car for 20 minutes. It sounds like you just gotta lay your head on your arm. No, I was green. The chick I was with, she thought, she was like, oh man. I thought you're gonna pu. Yeah. Best ride ever. Did you have one? Because once I went to Six Flags in Texas and I waited at the, at the gate. Cuz they open the gate and you run to the ride you want to ride the most. Cuz a Saturday and it takes forever. And so I ran to the Texas Giant and I was like, I'm going to the Texas Giant because it's about to be the ride. I've always heard about it. It wasn't called the Texas Little. No, the Texas Giant. Giant. Wooden, right? And I get to it, I run to Texas Giant. It's the biggest wooden roller coaster ever. Biggest piece of crap ever. Because it's. It's wooden. It doesn't even go upside down. It's just a Giant because it's big as wooden. Because they didn't want to make any more wood ones. Yeah. And then I got on the Oriental Express, which I don't know if you can still name it that. It was awesome. But the Texas Giant was. Because it was wooden and it was the biggest wooden ride and nobody else wanted to make wooden rides anymore. That one sucked. Oriental Express. Awesome. And it would go upside down and twist and I. I get bad motion sick. But I didn't get motion sick at that. So I'm gonna go Orell and Express. And I like the swings. When the swings will swing real fast. You don't get dizzy on those. I don't mind that. Oh, those are scary. The other one is my favorite videos. I don't. I've only done it once. It's not my favorite. It's not the worst. But I like the videos where people getting those slingshot swings, and they'll do them on Tick Tock and the guy will be like, oh, something's wrong. So awesome. Those videos are hilarious. So I recommend those if you're bored on Tick Tock today. But I think I'm gonna go the Oriental Express or maybe the Orient Express. One of them's gonna get me canceled, and I apologize, but I'm gonna go with that one. Amy. That's right. Ever those little spinning teacups that Disney, you're gonna put that right on a girl. That's real relaxing and, like, easy for me. I don't like being freaked out at all. I like the log ride, though. You ever have a logger? Oh, great. Water. See? But I don't like getting wet. Lunchbox. I mean, the Superman at Fiesta Texas is pretty good. That's the best. Oh, my God. You're flying like Superman. Wait, wait, your belly's on over the ground. Well, no. Well, no, not really. Oh, but you're kind of like sitting there. You guys just did your physical body. Like you're flying, like, but your feet are dangling and you're, like, hanging there, and it feels like you're flying. You can put your arms out. Your feet are. It is so awesome. It is a great roller coaster. That's pretty good. You know what one sucks? Bumper cars. I heard every time. Oh, man, it's the worst. Have you ever done the one where they do strap you in like you're Superman and they pull you all the way up and then you got to pull the rip cord and you go down. Looks like you're going to go head far. No, no. Oh, I did it at Fiesta Texas. It's like junior varsity bungee jump. Yes. Yeah, I was there at Fiesta Texas. I ran into my sister who happened to be there at the same time. Wait, what? Who? She was? She was with Mercer. Sarah Mercer. And so we were like, let's do it. And we made my sister pull that cord because she was terrified. And it looks like you're going to go head first in the ground. And right before you get down, you swoop up like a bird. Awesome. Have you guys ever bungee jumped? No. No, never. Won't do it. Skydived? Yeah. Yeah. Climbed. I did Bear Girls. We had to, like, climb. Crap. That's scarier than budget jumping. I never bungee jumped, though. I did the. That one stupid ride at Disney that everyone's like, you gotta Tower Terror. No. Oh, Space Mountain. No, the stupid one that you get in the car and it's just like. And you go up in the mountain and some crap. Magic Mountain. Thunder Mountain. Railroad. Thunder Mountain. That's it. Nope, it's none of those. But whatever it was, it was stupid. So stupid, I don't remember the name of it. What is it called? Thunder Mountain. Splash Mountain. Yeah, there's a couple mountains. Only two mountains. Splash and Thunder Mountain. Well, both of them. Well, Space Mountain 3. I never wrote Space Mountain, though. That one's awesome because it's in the dark. Oh, yeah. You know what? That's my favorite because it's completely dark in there and you have no idea what's coming. What's the one though you get? We spend a lot of time on rides this morning. Yeah, we spent a lot of time. Okay, how about this one? The It's a Small World. Creepy. I'll say it. Horrible. Is that a ride? I hate that one. They play the song the whole time, and you get out and it's like it. It's like when you go to a Tennessee game and all your Rocky top the whole time and you leave and you're like, oh, Rocky top. And you're like, I don't even remove for Tennessee. But same thing with the Small World. You get out and you're like, it's a small, small world. How is that ride not canceled yet? Like, cancel? Why? It's like there's little Mexican kids, like, every time. I'm like, we don't. Well, we're like some sombreros and stuff. Oh, like fish. Probably get rid of that ride. It's time. Interesting. Hey, you know what? You know what? Don't want to get canceled twice in one segment, so I'm just going to roll out of this. Okay, well, thank you guys for reminiscing with me on the greatest rides of all time. It's the anonymous in box. There's a question to be had t it into the mout. Hello, Bobby Bones. My boyfriend has this lucky shirt that he refuses to get rid of. It's ripped, it's stained, kind of smells weird. It's barely holding together. He wears it constantly, and when I joke about replacing it, he gets defensive. He swears it brings him good luck, but to me, it just looks like he's unwilling to part with something that's clearly past its prime. He's practically the perfect boyfriend, but his obsession with this ratty old shirt has me second guessing our whole relationship. Am I being ridiculous or is this a sign? Sign, girlfriend of a hoarder. You are being ridiculous. But we are also Ridiculous in keeping stuff like this. I wonder. She may not want to come on the air. I have not. I've not told her. I never do this. I gotta call my wife. Oh, yes, I may. She may not answer. And if I'm like, you're on the air, she may hang up. She doesn't like being on the air. But I gotta call my wife on this one and let's see if she answers. Hello? Hey. So can I ask you a question on the air? Please, please, baby. Why? Because it has to do with some dude who won't throw away, like, a ripped lucky shirt. And his girlfriend's like, it's disgusting. She's like, she hates it. She wants him to get rid of it because it's awful. And she's like, am I being ridiculous? That's what she is asking. And so to your answer, because I have a couple of questions about this, specifically, what would your answer to her be? Is she being ridiculous because she doesn't want him to wear the shirt? Yeah, because she said it is ripped, it's stained. It smells weird. It's his lucky shirt. Oh, it smells weird. Well, I think she probably just made that up. But yeah, she said there's a lot wrong with his lucky shirt that she hates. What should she do? There are. Especially if he was an athlete. There are certain. Like my brother's room when I was younger, he was an athlete and it smelled like a dirty boy. For years after he. I mean, he moved down, went to college, and it still smelled, you know, like a locker room. So I thought maybe I can believe that. I thought maybe use me as an example for, like, some shirts that I had from back in the day instead of like, your brother. But you didn't. You didn't choose to go that route. I mean, I. Your shirts are fine. We've gotten rid of a lot of the really bad ones. What do you mean we? Okay. What are you talking about? Problem sandals. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. This is what I wanted to get to. I'm missing a couple of really great shirts that I haven't thrown any of your shirts out. There was one shirt that you did some. Something on the show where I got to choose a shirt you threw out if you lost a bed or something. I don't remember. And I chose the Hogster and you threw that out. But I haven't touched any of your other shirts and I missed it every day since then. I'm sorry. I've been happier. What is. And I. I forgot that was the bit I really thought she Just threw it away, if I'm being honest. But you. So you've never thrown away any other of my shirts that you think are stupid? No. Okay, so what should she. Let's take out the that it stinks part. But she's like. She hates it. She hates it. She hates it. What should she do? Is it nothing? Just let him have a. Have a shirt, I think maybe have a discussion about boundaries with the shirt. Like, you can wear it, but not outside of the house. That's tough. I loved wearing mine outside of the house. I loved wearing my ripped razorback because even the hog was totally eaten out of it. It was so old. I loved wearing it outside of the house also. How old is he? Probably mid-20s. Okay, well, give until 30. Okay. I appreciate you speaking with us, and I will let you do whatever you're doing. You're very welcome. All right. And I love you very much. I love you too. All right, bye. I'm so surprised you went on the air. Yeah. That was a treat. That was a treat. And I've. I think it held in my heart. She threw away my razorback shirt, but she threw it away for a reason. We. I sacrificed it. I sacrificed for the greater good. Yeah, you're being ridiculous, emailer. But he's also a bit ridiculous. You got him. My answer would have been similar ish to hers. You gotta meet your ridiculous in the middle. There were times my wife was like, please don't wear that shirt. And I was like, okay, but promise you won't, like, throw it away on accident or, like, launder it too hard or. So we kind of made that deal. Promise you won't launder it too hard. Meaning. Okay, yeah, because she'll do laundry, and if she's folding it all of a sudden, she rips it a little more by accident. See? Whoopsie. Right? It's called laundering too hard. That's called laundering too hard. Yes. So it's awesome. He's loyal. Yeah. There's a. There. It's a sign. It is a sign. If you were to meet me in a different world, and you were like, wow, look at this guy. He loves Arkansas Razorbacks and the Chicago Cubs. Both those teams suck. He's loyal. I've been loyal his whole life. There you go. Like, even if I start to suck, he'll still be. Stay with me. Yes, that's true. That's cool. Yes. Okay, so meet. Meet in the middle. Go full diamond Rio on this. Draw your boundaries. And he can't wear it out of the house. Maybe you can't wear it around you, but don't throw it away. All right. Thank you for the email. I thank you to my wife. I gotta get her a nice little treat or something because I want her to do it more. Oh, you're gonna, like, train her? No, that is not what I said. I said I'm gonna get her a nice little treat to say thank you because I would like for her to come on more. Was that, like, Pablo's dog? So, like, anytime you call her, she'd be like, I'm gonna get a treat. Well, that's okay. That's okay. I would accept that. That's called business. That's called transactional. But it doesn't have to be that way. Yeah. But anyway, there you go. Close it up. I know I'm crazy. I know you guys think I go down these weird rabbit holes of, like, history, but I'm gonna give you some Lincoln and Kennedy comparisons. Okay? Okay. So, Amy, give me one comparison. Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy. Presidents. Okay, fair. They both were men. Oh, okay, good. That's not really what I was thinking initially. Assassinated. Assassinated. Well, yeah, I hadn't gotten going with this other one. Both had two legs. Yes. Okay. Okay. Obviously, this whole clip is, like, 50 seconds. Okay? If at any time you think it's so stupid, there's four other people but me, there's Amy, Lunchbox, Morgan, and Eddie. If all four of your hands raise up, I. I'll stop the clip because you think it's so stupid, this will be like the voice. Okay. It's only 51 seconds long. Lincoln and Kennedy comparisons, the largest coincidences in history. Go. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both presidents were shot on a Friday. Both presidents were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Lincoln was shot at the the theater named Ford. Kennedy was shot in a car called Lincoln, made by Ford. Shut it. Was a Lincoln. All that. That's amazing. I mean, which one do you want to look at first and go, that's crazy, because the one that I was drawn to the most was both were assassinated by Southerners and both were succeeded by a Johnson. Each of the presidents after them were Johnson's. I think the years were crazy. Like the year 1839. I think everything's 100 years apart. Yes. Lincoln was elected to Congress. 1846, JFK Congress and then Lee Harvey Oswald's birthday. That's crazy. Yeah. 100 years apart. 100. Yes. Lincoln was like to President 1860, JFK President 1960. Both big civil rights. Obviously both wives lost a child while living in the White House. I didn't know that. Yeah. How about the secretary named Kennedy and the Kennedy named Secretary. Wait, hold on. I messed it up. How about the second name Kennedy? Yes. Lincoln's secretary was Kennedy. Kennedy secretary was Lincoln. What on earth. I mean. And have we fact checked any of this stuff? Yeah, yeah. It sounds legit. Yeah, I fact checked it because I didn't swipe out of it. Okay. I know some of this. I know for sure to be real just because I've heard little bits of it over time. I mean, I can. We can fact check it all in a second. Yeah. Like we know he was in a Ford Lincoln when he got shot. I never think about that. That's a good point. Lincoln was shot at Ford Theater. They just should have said Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln because he was. That's. Nobody raised their hand. But I could see lunchbox itching because he was just getting bored with it. I was like, we're just grasping at straws. We're just. I mean, that's not straws. That's like. I know it is. You're telling me. Really, you're grasping at straws. Was. I'll give you a couple here. Both were assassinated by Southerners and both were succeeded by someone with the last name Johnson. I mean like they were both assassinated by rights. So that's why. Yeah, Southerners. But again. No, no, no, no. But again, Johnson. Both were by Johnson's. That's such a common name of every name. Yes, those are common names. You're. But there's only two Johnson presidents, right? Yeah, I don't know about that. Not new. I mean, there's a vampire secretary. Names are pretty crazy. Come on. John Wilkes Booth was a Confederate sympathizer. He was born in Maryland, which. Where was the other guy born? Lee Harvey Oswald was born in New Orleans, Louisiana. But his political views. And by the way, they released all the Kennedy files. They released new. They basically just released the old files again. There's nothing new. Almost. Almost nothing. Great. They released 80, 000 files. Almost nothing new. They're not releasing them. They're not releasing those. Not releasing the Epstein files. If they do, they just release like a little. Little. Little enough not to even matter. But I thought that was crazy. And you guys, that's pretty crazy, I think. No, it's pretty good. That's good stuff. Related. The two follow up presidents, were they related? I don't think so. Here's a little something here. That it. It's not fact checked, but it's possibly fact checked. Oswald was born in 1939. Booth was born. They're not sure. 1838 or 1839. There's a discrepancy in that. So that could be a half, but there you go. What I didn't know until I watched that show Lincoln or whatever it was is that John Wilkes Booth was a famous actor. Like famous people knew who he was. Pretty famous, yeah. Like I make a stage actor, right? Because he wasn't like a film actor back then. It was staged. He wasn't on the Internet now. He wasn't like a social media influencer or anything like that anyway, so that was crazy. And did it live up to expectations? Like, yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, that was good, man. I feel like it did. Okay, good, good. Because sometimes my stuff is so nuts. You guys are. There was no point in the 50 seconds where I was like, this is dumb. Stop playing it like I wanted to be like, what's next? You didn't find it dumb? Like, they both lost the child in the White House. I mean, they were fun. It's just similarities. They were finding coincidences. And I didn't know that both had lost a child in the White House. I didn't know that either. Well, either did I, but I don't know. You don't know? A lot of people lose babies. You don't understand how common miscarriages are while being a president in the White House. If that's your childbearing years. Yeah, childbearing. Isn't that what you do? Huh? It's their childbearing years. No, no, don't. What childbearing years. Huh? Is that not what I said? What'd you say? Childbearing years. Change it now. He's changing it now because Amy said. I knew once Amy said it, he would change it. He was saying he was giving kids beers in the White House. It's a child bearing yours. Yes, but I mean, that's all. I'm done. I just thought that was a crazy thing to play. I should I credit. Did I credit the person you did not. History, mystery. 2023. Love it. It's time for the good news with Amy. So there's an English teacher, Christina Ulmer, in Pennsylvania, and she has been encouraging her kids to do the $20 challenge. Since 2018, every student she's had, she's given them $20. And she says, hey, all I ask is that you take this $20 and go do something good with it. Spread kindness. And again, she started in 2018 just to do it that one year, but it's continued all the way till now. And so far, 350 students have participated. So that's 350 acts of kindness. Everything from donations to the homeless, animal shelters, buying donuts, and just passing them out to strangers. Kids have done all kinds of things, and it's sort of the gift that keeps on giving. Because even the donut tradition thing, or they did it once, and then they're like, I'm gonna this every year now. And it all started with $20. I love that one. Because she's also doing it with her own money, and it's not like teachers are paid what they're valued. And the two. We did this on the show once where I gave you guys money, and I. I think not everybody did stuff. I think we did. You did? Yeah. We had to bring audio. I think you gave us, like, a hundred dollars or something. I'm not trying to, like, do that. That was so much fun. Yeah, you're not. We're not a class room full of students. There's. There was like, three. Yeah. But I always feel like something shady happened here. No, no, no. We had to prove it. We proved it. Yeah, we proved it. We brought audio, man. I can tell you what keeps yelling. We brought audio. What did. What did you do? That guy that sold newspapers at the Roundabout. Hey, chief. What up, chief? He yelled out the whole time. Whatever you call him. Chief King, whatever. And I bought one paper. It's $2. Gave him 100. I think I heard that he. Never mind. It doesn't matter. Oh, you think he kept it? No, I don't think he kept it, but I heard, let me just say, a rumor that somebody had a cut in with somebody. Where it's like, I'll give you some, but you give me some back. I'm not saying that was even you. That is dirty. That is dirty. That was not me. Oh, it wasn't me. Okay. Anyway, I like this. I want to take the good. I like that she did that. Yeah, well. And like you said, she's a teacher, and she's using her own money, so that's awesome. But over the years, the community has heard about it and they've been starting to make donations to make it easier. So I love it. I'm sorry I brought the part up or I heard a rumor. That's weird. Yeah. Puts a bad light on any. I don't know. All right, thank you. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. When it comes to college basketball and March mania, one thing is for sure, that nothing is for sure. Upsets and buzzer beaters. Cinderella's advancing. Top seeds going home early. It's all going to happen. Bet the unexpected. Every upset, every day with DraftKings sportsbook. With live betting, exclusive content, promos, parlays, DraftKings is the ultimate college basketball destination for March. If it's your first time, here's something special just for you. New DraftKings customers bet $5. Get $200 in bonus bets instantly. That's crazy. 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There you go. New Instagram Teen accounts. Automatic protections for who can contact your teen and the content they can see. Hey, it's Bobby Bones. For many of the American dream means starting your own business and working for yourself. If you're a small business owner, launching a company or dreaming of starting one, then you'll not only want to make sure you're using a platform like Intuit QuickBooks, but you'll also want to check out season three of Mind the Small Business Success Stories from iHeartMedia's Ruby Studio and Intuit QuickBooks. In every episode, hosts Austin Hankowitz and Janice Torres talk to small business owners about how they've grown and maintained their businesses. They've tackled hundreds of challenges that come along with, well, being your own boss. From tracking money in and out to cutting through the complexity with an all encompassing platform like QuickBooks, you don't want to miss these inspiring stories of small business journeys. Listen to Mind the Business small business success Stories on the iHeart app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Cindy Crawford and I'm the founder of Meaningful Beauty. Well, I don't know about you, but like, I never liked being told, oh wow, you look so good for your age. Like, why even bother saying that? Why don't you just say you look great at any age, every age. That's what Meaningful Beauty is all about. We create products that make you feel confident in your skin at the age you are now. Meaningful Beauty. Beautiful skin at every age. Learn more@meaningfulbeauty.com Is this a good time? It's me, Dylan Mulvaney and my dear friend Joe Locke from Heartstopper. And Agatha all along is my very first guest on my brand new podcast, the Dylan Hour. It's musical mayhem and it is going to be so much fun. I like a man. You like a man. What do I like? Joe, you like a man too. We often. There's quite similar. There's some cross pollination happening in here. Not like. No. Have we. No, no, not yet. Never say never. I cannot wait for all you girls gays and they's to join me on this extremely special pink confection of a podcast. There is so much dark darkness in this world and what I think we could all use more of is a little joy. Listen to the Dylan hour on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Love ya. It's time to play the Feud. I have a list of 10 country artists. I need a country artist known for wearing a cowboy hat. We asked 2, 000 Bobby Bone show listeners name a country artist known for wearing a cowboy hat. Now we roll the dice backstage. Well, we don't have backstage. But Eddie, you're your first. Okay, stop. First, I'm gonna go with number one. Give me Garth. Show me Garth Brooks. Correct. One point. Oh, he was number one. Okay, good. All right, number two is probably George Straight. Then the king. Show me George Straight. Correct. Number two. That is where it gets tricky. Well, that's quick. We got tricky, Quick. I'm gonna go with. Oh, we just played the Million Dollar show with him. Clint Black. Wow. Always wore a cowboy hat. Clint Black. Show me. What number is he? Eight points to save them. But you can't really save because you don't know. I know, I know, I know. I know what it feels like. So Blake Shelton used to wear a cowboy hat. I wonder if he's on the list. Give me Blake Shelton. Show me Blake Shelton. No. Amy, over to you. We asked 2000 Bobby Bone show listeners name a country artist known for wearing a cowboy hat. Tim McGraw. Show me Tim. Oh, that's your number three answer. Jason Aldean. Aldean. Number four answer. Okay, let's go with Alan Jackson. AJ number six answer. Okay, it's a little different, but Lainey Wilson. Oh, it is a little different, but guess what, Lainey Wilson. Oh, what? Amy Finn finished with 13 points. Eddie has 11. Over to Lunchbox. Yeah. So far off the list are Garth Brooks, George Straight, Tim McGraw and Jason Aldean. That's 1, 2, 3 and 4 at 6. Alan Jackson at 8. Clint Black. 2000-Bobby Boncho. Listeners were asked name a country artist known for wearing a cowboy hat. Give me number seven. Rest in peace Toby Keith. You did do five. He's given five. Yeah. I wanted number seven. You just want seven for sure. Yeah. Toby Keith. Rest in peace. Peace. That's good. Show me. But it's not. It's not seven. Show me Toby Keith. It's nine. I like that better. Hey. All right, three left. Now he's in trouble. Oh, man. First time I met this guy, he had a little case for his Give me John party. Show me John party. Okay, points are doubled now. You guys are all pretty close. Close enough. Lunch with nine, Eddie with 11. Amy with 13 points are double three answers still left on the board. Eddie. Dustin Lynch. Show me Dustin Lynch. What? Oh, I was so confident. Justin Moore. Oh, Arkansas Zone. He always has on a cowboy hat. Guys, I didn't make the rules. When you yell at me, I don't like it, so I didn't do it. Wait, Lunchbox. Yeah, it's my turn. You guys, can you go over who's been set again? I can't. Thank you for asking. Did you just yell? No. I thought we had to keep track of. No, I over here keeping track every time I read the list. Oh, okay. Why would you yell no so aggressively? Cuz I was over here stressing about my list that I've been Keeping. So I was. I wanted to be like you. Write down all. Yeah, everything. I read it, like, seven times during the whole game. Really? Yeah. Number one, Garth Brooks. Number two, George Straight. Number three, Tim McGraw. Number four, Jason Aldean. Number five, we do not have yet. Six is Alan Jackson. Seven we don't have yet. Eight is Clint Black. Nine is Toby Keith. And ten we don't have yet. So five, seven, and ten are still open. Points are doubled. Yeah, man, I'm in trouble. I don't even know if they wear cowboy hats. So give me old. He's too old. No one knows him. I don't even think he knows anybody. I think he's just saying words. No, no, no. I have a guy, but I don't even know if he was. He's too old and nobody knows him. But you do. Yeah. Yeah. Is it like your uncle? No, but see, okay, now it has to be a cowboy hat or a hat. That's the name of the game. Three seconds. How you buzz on Zach Brown? Oh, yeah, but I don't know. That's considered a cowboy hat. Okay. He's too old and nobody knows him. That's why I think he was just saying words. Guys, I know you guys. Look at me. Okay? That wasn't who I was going with. That one popped in my head. Okay, okay. We want to know who is too old and nobody knows him. Later, though. Okay? Okay. Got it. All right, Eddie, points are tripled. You're gonna need some points because you're in second place. You need to score. I got it. Go 100. Give me Kenny Chesney. Show me Kenny. Yes. At number five, worth 15 points. Kenny Chesney. Still enough points for anybody to win, though. Two answers left. 7 and 10. Two answers left. I only have one written down. Is he old and we don't know him? He's old, but we do know him. Okay. Okay. And he has long hair. And it's Trace at. That's who I just wrote down. Come on, show me a trace Atkins. Okay, Eddie, you are in the lead. Your version of the game is over. At 26 points. You're out. Amy, over to you with 13 points, Brad Paisley. Show me Paisley. Number seven answer. Amy now takes the lead with 27 points. Okay. I think Matt, my math right over there. 34. 34 points. Good. I was guessing. I was guessing. Oh, it's triple. Not double. Triple. Oh, good job. Good job. One left. John Michael Montgomery. Show me jmm. Now, lunchbox. Here's where we are. Yeah, man, it all comes down to this. You can win it. You can win it. It's the number 10 answer. Yeah. I have no idea. The old guy. Nobody knows. I got a good feeling about. I don't even know if he wears a cowboy hat, dude. The fact that nobody knows him though, makes gives me a strong feeling that everybody picked him. Right. You have nine points total. Oh, this is the number 10 answer worth 30 points. It's round three. You will win this if you get it. Yeah, I mean, I got nobody, man. Can you tell us who the old person was that nobody knew though, yet? Yeah. You don't know? Yeah, I don't know. First, it doesn't count as your guess, but go ahead. Kenny Rogers. He's old. Everybody knows Kenny Rogers. Everyone. Any. He's dead. Well, I know he's dead. Okay, but everyone knows. Everybody. I don't know. I. I can't. I don't. I have no idea. That doesn't mean everybody. Okay. It's not. Kenny Rogers. Was not. I. I knew that wasn't gonna make your guess. That's why I'm glad I didn't do it. Go ahead. We asked 2, 000 Bobby Bone show listeners name a country artist known for wearing a cowboy hat. Quickly down the list. Amy, have some grace on me. Okay? No, no, I get it now. I. We do do this. I don't know why I yelled that out. Garth Brooks, George Strait, Tim McGraw, Jason Aldean, Kenny Chesney, Alan Jackson, Brad Paisley, Clint Black, Toby Keith. And the number 10 answer is for the win. Lunchbox. And I've seen a few pictures with him with a cowboy hat on. Give me Slick. Oh, my God. Just pick somebody. Willie Nelson. Boom. First of all, nobody calls him Slick Willie Nelson. Slick Willie Nelson. Slick Willie. No, that's Bill Clinton. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And secondly, he used where a cowboy hat. I'm sure he has. Yeah, I guess I don't think of him as that. But. But that. Maybe that's why he's number 10. That's why he's 10. Yeah, but show me Slick Willie Nelson. I got a question. And Amy, you'll be the winner. We'll play your music in a second. Yes. What about the guy by the name of John Denver? Does he wear a cowboy? Hell, no. No. Okay. I had a bunch of old people I was trying to think of. Give us a hint. Dead and old are different. Is he dead? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He died. Yeah. I didn't know that. This person at number 10, I would say one of my top 15 favorite artists ever. Yeah, yeah. What? What is it? Musgraves? No, she's top, like five. That's why I was like, what, is he part of a duo? No, but he was once in a band. But the band wasn't famous. Oh, George Burch. No, Craig. Waterloo Revival. I mean, they were regional. I will say this. Somebody has an autographed item from them, and if they. If this person knows I'm talking about. Don't yell it out. Don't yell it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's Chris Stable. It's Chris Stable. Yeah. She has a bottle, right? She has a bottle of whiskey. It's never too reflex stupid. Yes. I knew as soon as she yelled, everybody was gonna know it. And that's Lunchbox's favorite artist, too. What? No, his is Tina Turner. No, no, no. Country artist. Country artists, y'all would agree. Waterloo Revival was regionally known. Yeah, they were good, too. They were good, but locally, they were known in a couple local bars. What are you talking about? Well, I just wanted to clarify. George Burge is not going to be offended if you picked Waterloo. His. His partner in that might be ex partner. Yeah. Guys, it's okay. Why is this a thing and everyone's playing his music? Bones. Country stars, they're just like us. Morgan, who'd you see? So I went to a new wine bar in town called Sauce, and I was hanging out with some friends, and in the door walks Kip Moore. I was like, no way. We just had him in. He was talking about how he, you know, it's very secluded. He's always in Hawaii and all these other fun places. But sure enough, it was him. And he just walked up to the bar, and he's sitting there testing a bunch of wines. I'm like, good for you, Kip. Kip was testing wines? Yeah. Hello, wine taster. Yeah, he might have met up with a friend at some point later, but when I saw him, he was by himself. I always am jealous whenever someone gets a little wine poured for them, something to drink, and they're like, yeah, that's good. Like, I've never actually seen someone send it back. I don't know if you guys ever have. No. Okay, Yes. I don't like it. And they'll pour a different one. That's the whole point of tasting. Oh, I thought it was, like, you know, too much oak in 19. 1984. So. See, I don't even know. I'm always jealous of that, where you people get to do that. But I got to finally do it in a way. I went to a place. I never really consider myself a tartar guy. You know what tartar is? No. Tuna tartar? No, I. Beef tartar. And so it's just, like, not cooked. So it's beef. It's. It's like. I don't know if it's how uncooked it is, but they. They brought it on this plate. It had, like, eggs and chives and all this stuff. And they go, how much do you. They mix it all, and then they give you a little spoon and, like, does this to your liking. And I went, sure is. And then you gave me the whole time. I felt like I was drinking wine. It was awesome. That's cool. Yes. I finally found. Did you talk to Kip, say hi? No, I was letting him have his. His time, his moment. I was out with some girlfriend, so I wasn't trying to disrupt his night out. Would that be a guy you would date? Not that he's single. Oh, I don't know if he's single or not. This is not. I don't even want you to date him. This is not that. But I'm saying, would Kip be the kind of guy. Because he's all. He travels all over the world, very independent, thinking thoughts. Like a Kip. A Kip type guy, potentially. We listening to him talk, like, during the interview, we definitely have a lot of similarities of the way that we see things and interact with the world. So there's for sure similarities. Like, I would go on a date with somebody like that. I don't know if it would ever turn into anything, though. Would be the. I'm not sure part. Why'd you make a movie? So you have this guy that you were drooling over when he was in our studio. She never said she was drooling. She didn't say that at all. She. Nothing. And I asked the question. She didn't say. Can I say something? I just wondered. I'll just say when she. He was in here with the way she looked at him. She was, you know, fixated. Yes. And then you see him at a bar and you say, that is the type of guy I would like to date. I let her into all of that. Right. But she said he has qualities, his thoughts on life, the world. That's what I like in a man. And he's sitting there and you're in public. It's like Amy always says, you look for a sign. He walked into this wine bar that you're at, and you totally passionate about something. I set her up. Why not? Even go up and say, yo, would you like to have a glass of wine with me? Because I also know who he is, and I wanted him to enjoy his night out. He could have made it so much more special. Okay. Goodness. My point was Kipmore, who sings songs like she Got a Lot of Beer Money. He's got a bunch of songs. Come on, come on. He's such a free spirit. It wasn't so much about, do you want to take a trip on the Kit Pony? It's. Is that the type of person? Yes. Such a free spirit. And that, to your point, like, I do. I'm attracted to that, but I just don't know long term how that shakes out. Okay. That would be more of my answer. Eddie, you saw a country music star in the wild. Yeah. Be careful because I'm actually going to scream. Why didn't you go up to him and date him? Right. You asked for his number. Yeah. Am I fixated on him? No, I'm not fixated on him, but I've always heard that this country artist hangs out at this bar. If you ever want to see him in town, go to this bar. And he's sitting there. I'm like, what? Like, can't be every night. Okay. Does anybody know just by that description. Wait, do you not know the. Wait, hold up. But do you already know the answer without him telling you? Yeah, because I. No, no. Let me ask this different way. Has he told you who he is? I saw him. Oh, you were with him. Lunchbox is okay. Well, that doesn't count. Do you know that? No. By what I said when he describes it. Does anyone come to mind? This one artist, it's the same bar all the time. Time I'm trying to think of his name. Is it okay? Yes. Has he. I can't. Why can't I think, oh, okay, got it now. Got it. Well, you can say it. Okay. Chris Young. Eddie. Yeah. Yeah. So I go to that bar, right? I finally go and I look over the bar. Who's sitting there? Chris Young. Okay. They're saying, like, oh, no, somebody. Yeah. And people were always like, oh, yeah. I was in Nashville for the weekend and I saw Chris Young at the bar. It's pretty crazy. Just sitting there, there. And I was out on a random Friday night. Lunchbox was there. We were there celebrating somebody's birthday. And I go, look at that. There's Chris Young sitting where everyone says that he's always sitting at. At the bar. He's there with two buddies just drinking it up. Yeah. People say that guy's always at that one bar. Like, if you want to see somebody, you can see Chris Young. Well, and I was thinking maybe tin roof. Oh, 10. Oh, yeah, 10 roof. And I'll. You know, I was thinking Friday night, he's probably playing a show. He's not gonna be here. No. Is there? Hey, when he was arrested at the bar, which bar was that? That doghouse. Probably wasn't tin roof because they protect him there. Yeah, it's next door, I think it was. He had. He followed the cops over to the next bar. You can't venture out. Can't do that. Dang. Okay, well, country stars are just like us. Pretty crazy. You were fixated on them. Why didn't you go up and grab them? Well, I mean, I led her to that, but she. She was dying. Did you hear her passion? No. I asked. Did you not hear passion in her voice? No. Oh, that is a guy that I could date. I. I mean, his similarities. Micro gratitudes. Don't get too deep. Give me something little you're thankful for today, Amy. I am thankful for some cute new reader glasses. And I haven't put them on yet because I've been a little nervous about what y'all are gonna say. You have them with you? I do. Okay. We will judge you. I know. Okay. But we're ready. Okay. You're gonna start wearing them. We warmed her up. None. We made it. It's mostly for small print. It should be fine. But if you need me to read something, I gotta go like this. And I know y'all make fun of Eddie's. I do, too, but because he goes like this. Can I say something that you posted on your Instagram story? Don't. Don't put them on yet. Oh, can I? I would like to reflect on something you posted on your Instagram story that I could not have agreed with more. When you posted you know who your friends are by the people who make fun of you the most, it was something. Because people at times will be like, you're so hard on Eddie, or they're so hard on Amy or to Bobby. And. And, guys, if we didn't have the relationship where that could happen, it would not happen. So get ready. So get ready to go hard. We don't like them. Eddie, yours are terrible, though. Why? It's the way you wear. Terrible. I have to read them. You don't have to wear those, Amy. And go. Okay, guys, I gotta get my headphones. Oh, those are great. Those are great. Hold on. Those look like regular glasses. No, they're no, they're like. They're like 80s. They're like aviators, but, like, you look great. Are these okay? They're excellent. I wish I could make fun of you. Nothing, Nothing. I wish more than to make fun of you. Right. I saw some girls posting them on Instagram, and I was like, I think I can do that. Consider yourself positively influenced, because those look good. Turn this way. I'm scared to look at lunch. He's gonna make fun of me. You do look like Jeffrey Dahmer from the Netflix series. No, no, no. But. But. No. No. But that already. Oh, no. There's a second person now to call me Jeffrey Dahmer? I can't wear it. Yes, you can. They said I had 30 days. They don't look good on him, but on you they look great. And you're not Jeffrey Dahmer. Okay, one question and we'll move on. Have you eaten any humans lately? No, not yet. We're good then. Are they called the Dahmers? It is Warby Parker. Where they have names for all their glasses. Those look great. That would be scary. A plus. I hope you take a picture and put them online. We'll put them Bobby Bone Show Instagram. You look great. Okay. Micro gratitude. Gratitude from a Glasses A plus lunchbox. I mean, it's just this season, March Madness. Like, it is my favorite time of the year, and I've watched so much basketball, and it still has two more weeks. So, I mean, that is my little micro. What do you call it? Micro gratitude. Yeah. Is March Madness. Love it. I'm gonna do one early one. My micro gratitude is arcs. I'll be in the crap out of Kansas. And I'm gonna say my micro gratitude was Kansas season being over, so I never had to watch a certain player on their team ever play basketball again. You. In case people don't know Arkansas beat Kansas. Hey, two out of three years. Last few times I played him in the tournament. It's awesome. It's. It's my. No, that's a macro. I should hold that. That's a big. That's a big one. Yeah. Yeah. This is my micro annoyance. What is basketball all the time? You know, our micro annoyance is now you. Those glasses. Why don't you come chew on my fingers? This is all the time. Like, how did y'all. Did people just not even work in the month of March? No, they don't. Basketball. No. It is crazy, though. You go on a Thursday at noon, and, like, there's a bar. People everywhere, they just want to Watch basketball. That. That's kind of over. The tournament continues now, but the first weekend is really the first Arkansas made it into the sweet 16. Let's go. We are Texas Tech, and I like Texas Tech, and I kind of Texas Tech coach. I like him a lot. Yeah, he's a cool guy. Right? There you go. He's a cool guy. Okay. Lunch with March Madness. It's a good one. Some. A good one, Eddie. Yeah. Mine is social media. I'm grateful for social media, and it's not the reasons you think. I just don't feel alone when I'm social. I'm on social media because. Because there are people just like me. And I find that out because my algorithm is awesome. Right now it's feeding me, like, all these dads and husbands that are like me putting in the dish, putting dishes in the dishwasher, my kids putting things in the dishwasher. It's all a mess. I'm like, I feel you, dude. There are more people out there like me, and I don't feel alone when I'm on social media. Love it. Mine, my micro gratitude is so. I've battled. And I'm still battling sleep and have for a long time. I don't sleep very well, but I've been trying not just magnesium, but something called magnesium glycinate. And so I don't know that it's working yet because I need a bigger sample size. But it's a chem. It's like a chemical compound with magnesium that hopefully. I don't know big words. Helps me sleep. Is it butter? I. I don't know, but I'm gonna say. I'm gonna guess now, right? Not butter, because my kids use that. Magnesium butter. If I look at. No, no, the magnesium I already can take. When you're looking at a bottle, if you're trying to get sleep because there's like citrate, glycine, there's like, different ones. Yeah, I'm not even saying it right. You probably said it right. A supplement combining magnesium with the amino acid glycine. It doesn't matter. But I've been trying it and it's. It doesn't not work yet. I know it's a double negative that so many things haven't worked. So does that mean it's working? No, it means it. It's not. Not working yet. And mine's core. Mine's like, in my head, right? But I'm working on it. But mine is that I have something new that I'm. I'm. I have Some optimism and I think if you have gratitude for it, that's gonna help. Just micro though, because we're doing mic. Sorry, I forgot. If you have micro gratitude for it, I think that is gonna help. Yes, Morgan, any micro gratitudes? Yes, I am feeling super grateful for my muscles. No, just micro grip. Oh, you can't do super for my muscles. No, you already said super, so you gotta change it. Yeah, change it. Yeah. Why your muscles? Why your muscles? But yeah, it was a good one because I dug a hole by myself this weekend and that was really hard labor and I was impressed that I was even able to dig this hole. And when I got done, I felt really proud of myself and it's too proud. You're too proud. Yeah. Guys like you deserve. It's a big deal. Your body, everyday body. Yeah, I know. It's just not micro. It's not. You deserve a macro though. Okay. Micro. I'm really thankful for cheating cheese. Is that. How is that? There we go. That's so much better. Yeah, cheese makes me feel good. And you know, my micro ingratitude is I don't get to eat cheese anymore. Morgan rubbed it in my face. That's could be your micro annoyance. Yeah, I got like eight of those. They're all in this room. Yeah. Wait, that's us. Exactly. Bones. Introducing Instagram teen accounts. A new way to keep your teen safer as they grow. Like making sure they always have their seat belt on. Alright, sweetie pie, buckle up. Good job. Or ring the bell on their bike. Okay, kid, give it a try. Nice. Or remember their elbow pads. Knees too. Okay. Yep. There you go. New Instagram teen accounts. Automatic protections for who can contact your teen and the content they can see. Hey, it's Bobby Bones. For many, the American dream means starting your own business and working for yourself. If you're a small business owner, launching a company or dreaming of starting one, then you'll not only want to make sure you're using a platform like Intuit QuickBooks, but you'll also want to check out season three of Mind the Small Business Success Stories from iHeartMedia's Ruby Studio and Intuit QuickBooks. In every episode, hosts Austin Hankowitz and Janice Torres talk to small business owners about how they've grown and maintained their businesses. They've tackled hundreds of challenges that come along with with, well, being your own boss. From tracking money in and out to cutting through the complexity with an all encompassing platform like QuickBooks, you don't want to miss these inspiring stories of small business journeys. Listen to Mind the Business small business success Stories on the iHeart app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Cindy Crawford and I'm the founder of Meaningful Beauty. Well, I don't know about you, but like I never liked being told, oh wow, you look so good for your age. Like why even bother saying that? Why don't you just say you look great at any age, every age. That's what Meaningful Beauty is all about. We create products that make you feel confident in your skin at the age you are now. Meaningful Beauty. Beautiful skin at every age. Learn more@meaningful beauty.com Is this a good time? It's me, Dylan Mulvaney and my dear friend Joe Locke from Heartstopper. And Agatha all along is my very first guest on my brand new podcast, the Dylan Hour. It's musical mayhem and it is going to be so much fun. I like a man. You like a man. What do I like, Joe? You like a man too. We often. There's quite similar. There's some cross pollination happening in here. Not like. No. Have we. No, no, not yet. Never say never. I cannot wait for all you girls, gays and they's to join me on this extremely special pink confection of a podcast. There is so much darkness in this world and what I think we could all use more of is a little joy. Listen to the Dylan hour on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Love ya. This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the the recently cancelled. In the future we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies like bad touch football, anti racism, spin class and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing. Karen, where have you brought us Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. It's time for the good news with Bobby. Tell me something good. A little bit of a story, a little bit of a follow up. So a couple weeks ago we had a caller call us. This is Kylie and she talked about losing her dad and an event, a Scott Hamilton skating event that she was trying to go skate at. I'm 10 years old and my father just lost his two year battle with melanoma this Saturday. I'm sorry. Hear that? But now I have the chance to skate in my dad's honor at Scott Hamilton Skate to Eliminate Cancer event in Orlando, Florida on March 16th. So I asked a little more about it, about the donation and what she'd get. I have to be in the top eight for donations to be able to skate. They'll do a special recognition at the event and tell her story. Basically, yeah. So what I told her was, okay, I'm gonna give you 500 bucks now. And if anybody beats you, I will beat whatever they do. Like, I'm just gonna be the guy, you know, in elections, not the best thing because, you know, somebody just pouring money in. But I wanted to make sure she got it. So I was like, I got you regardless. And she did it. She won. And they posted the video and so from the Orlando Solar Bears, because this was in Florida, at Orlando Hockey. It was in their arena. They wrote, thank you, Mr. Bobby Bones, for helping Kayla become the top contributor to the Skate to Eliminate Cancer Ice show. Her solo in honor of her dad touched everyone in the audience. She's actually really good. I thought it was just someone who wanted to skate, so I just wanted to help her because it was her dad. Like, maybe she was new at skating. No, she's really good. No, the skaters that want to be a part of that, they're legit. And she did a whole video and it showed. And she thanked me, thanked us, and it was really awesome that she won that. So that was cool. I have a little add on here. Cause I got an email from our friend Chaz who was asking for your address because he said, you don't realize the snowball effect that happened after she called you made the donation. Then several of our listeners called in or went online and made donations, and all these notes came in. So Scott and Carrie, she's the executive director at Scott Cares, they wanted to send a little note to you. So they're mailing that to my address and then I'll give it to you. Yeah. Because do not give Scott Hamilton my address. I do not trust that guy. Just kidding. Scott Hamilton come to my house if he wants. Yeah, that's. That's really great that listeners jumped into really sweet stories that resulted from your interaction with her. And so it's just a ripple effect. Like, you never know. I'm watching her skate. I think she should win the gold medal. She's good. I don't know much about it, but I give her the gold medal right now for the Olympics for whatever years next. Really, really great story. So happy she was able to do and thanks to all the listeners that helped out as well. That is what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good, bones. Time now for the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. Why did the banana get a haircut? Too many split ends. That was the Morning Corny. Bananas. They split like banana split. Split ends. The banana split. Golly. That might split it. How many ends does a banana have, though? That might be the worst I've ever heard. That's a strange. What? I thought you were gonna like it it. I've been on a roll. I know. Caught up with you. You guys want to do Tuesday reviews day? I have a lot, so I'll do. I'll wait to do some of them on the. The second show that we do later on the podcast. I can do Severance because I finished it. Anybody else finish it? Yeah, I finished it. By the way, I want to say this about Severance. Season one was five out of five. I have very few five out of fives in my life. I might have two or three five out of fives ever in the history. So season one of Severance was five out of five for me. Season two, I'm given three out of five. There were just. They would just throw stupid layers at you and without clearing other layers up, and then be like, you don't understand. Well, you must be stupid. And I'm like, well, I guess I am. And then people on Tick Tock would shame you. If you don't think that's the greatest season ever, then you're stupid. Why are people calling me stupid? Yeah, it's over. That's a good thing. I felt like it was homework watching it. I gave episode one and two a try, but, yeah, I was disappointed, I guess, because I'm stupid. So I give that three out of five computer screens. Are you gonna do that one, Morgan? Yeah, you go and do that one. Yeah. So I'm like you. I really liked season one. I was excited to see where season two was gonna go, and I was just hoping season two was gonna, at some point, turn a corner. And it never did. The very, very end. There was, like a cool moment, but besides that, it kind of sucked. To your point, it felt like homework. I didn't want to watch the episodes, but I had to. I was committed. So I'm also a. I have. I would even potentially go lower. 2.5 out of 5 numbers. Do you think there's Any chance that we're stupid? Yeah, I do. Okay. Okay. Just making sure. Oh, I did watch the Conclave, the movie about the popes. Anybody watch it? Oh, yeah, that's a good movie. What about that? Is that a movie or a documentary? It's a movie, and so John Lithgow's it's about. So what's crazy is it's kind of almost happening now because the Pope's sick, and so whenever they have to hire. Hire. Pick a new pope, you know, they sequester everybody and they vote. And when they don't have it, after a day, they put black smoke up, and when they finally do, it's white smoke, and the new pope comes out. So if you've not. Not learned that story, this actually teaches a little bit of it. But I've seen a couple movies and documentaries about that. But this has a few really famous people in it. Yeah, Ray Fiennes, who's also Voldemort and Harry Potter is the main person. Oh, I never watched that, but I didn't know that guy. I know. I watch it on a flight. I give it four and a half out of five. Wow. Papacy's really. What about Pope? What's a papacy? That's like your. That's what he does. It's his papacy. Oh, okay. Yeah. They found a way to make a movie about people writing things on a piece of paper and putting them into a. Like, a thing. Like, so entertaining and so crazy. I'm not Catholic. I am Catholic, and I was like, this brings back a lot of memories. You were up for Pope? Yeah. Did you win? This is exactly how they do it. So I'm four and a half out of five. I'm not moving. Mike, though. My taste is not the same as yours. I feel like you have a refined taste. What'd you think? I also gave it four and a half out of five. Isn't awesome. It should have been one for best picture. Was it up? Up? It was up for best picture. Oh, recount. See, I thought, like, it was a bad movie about Catholic church just from watching, like, you know, little scenes of the Academy Awards, because I didn't know it was about Pope electing the Pope. I don't think it's good or bad. I mean, I think it tries to depict. I don't want to say too much. I don't. I don't really want to do an Amy. Okay. Spoilers. Thank you. Yeah, I don't think it was. No, it's just describing the process. Yeah. It's Just the process. You could have a problem with the process. It's the side of the process that you had no idea about, which is like, oh, this is wild. Unless you've, like, watched a documentary or something. Because it's political. It's voting. People come in from all. All the countries. All the cardinals from all the countries come in and they vote. And then there's. There's politicking behind it. That's crazy. Yeah. Two, four out of fives, huh? I loved it. Yeah. Just the music in it, too. It makes it feel like a horror movie, but it's like, it's not a horror movie. I finished and was like, I'm moved by this. Anything else you watched? I watched the new Snow White movie in theaters. Oh, is it good? You know how sometimes they make Disney movies that adults also enjoy? This is not the case. Like, unless you're like a really, really nice. He really walked us up to that one, didn't he? He's like, come along, kids. It was one of the first times I felt uncomfortable in the theater. Like, I shouldn't be here. Oh, that's not good. And the acting was really bad. I know. Sometimes you say, why shouldn't you be there? Because it's like, for, I would say four to three year olds. Oh, it is for. It's only for kids. Yeah. Because the acting is so bad that I think only a kid would enjoy it. I can't tell, though, what I. I think if you watch this, you could. Gal Gadot, who plays Wonder Woman, is the evil stepmom. And her performance is just so, like, how did they approve this? She's just, like, yelling. It sounds like she just read a line right before she got on camera and is yelling it into the camera, and that's what they used. Is she, in your mind, traditionally a good actor, though? Yeah, Wonder Woman's great. And isn't the main girl who played Snow White like a Broadway star? Yeah. Rachel Zegler. Huh? Oh, okay, let's do one more. We'll do the rest on the second show. Amy, do you have anything? I did. I watched the Covenant on Amazon prime is a movie. It's a. A Guy Ritchie movie. Jake Gyllenhaal's in it. I had not ever even heard of it. I was just flipping through and I was like, okay, this looks interesting, but it's about. Let me pull up IMDb because I don't want to. For those that are wondering why she's doing that, it's not because she's not prepared. She has Spoiled so many movies, even by accident, that she wants to be safe. Go ahead. Yeah, Actually, this is literally from IMDb. During the war in Afghanistan, a local interpreter risks his own life to carry an injured sergeant across miles of grueling terrain. That sounds good. What do you rate it? I give it three out of five stars. Oh, really? It is really good. But I do think the miles of grueling terrain went on for a little too long. Be careful. She's using the same words. Be careful. We'll do the rest on the second show. Three out of five interpreters. Three out of five interpreters. Wake up, wake up in the morning Trying to put you through by M. And Bob's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the. Bobby. Yeah, we're going to go there for a second. So yesterday, it turns out there are a lot of people on an app, including the vice President and the Defense Secretary, and they were talking about bombing places and they accidentally put a reporter on there. And so highly confidential information. Just all text in a group. They're in. It's crazy. That's unbelievable. Crazy. The reporter was like, what's happening? I know, exactly. Unbelievable. Yeah, that would be cool. As a reporter, it'd also be something I would do if I'm being honest. So. And that's not what I want to spend time talking about, because this is a. Is relatable in that. Well, we don't have highly classified secrets that we keep, which they do and they didn't. But we've probably sent text messages to people we didn't mean to or receive text messages from people that didn't mean to send them to us in the same way. Like, there's this reporter for the Atlantic. All of a sudden he's like, oh, you're gonna bomb Yemen and you're gonna bomb it here and here? And should I even. That's a tough. That's. That's a thing. Right? So what'd you get? What was the message you got? Or what's the one you sent? I'll go first. I remember being in New York doing some work for the company. I was doing an album release party, and I believe it was Thomas Red. And it's on stations all over the country at night. It's like Thomas Rhodes got a new album out and I finished my thing and I look over and I get a text from Rod Phillips. Rod Phillips runs the entire country division. Rod Phillips and I have worked together for 20 years. He's one of my closest guy. He helped me here I helped him get here. Like, you need a kidney. Got you. Except he texted me on accident. We didn't mean to. He texted me, hey, soon enough, Bobby's gonna be getting Botox. I see where this is going. Oh, who is he trying to send that? Don't know. And I respond, and I go. I go, first of all, I'm gonna age gracefully. And second of all, I have glasses that cover up a lot of my eye age. And. And thirdly, I know you didn't mean to text that to me. And he was like, yes, I did. It was just a joke. It's just a joke. You did not. Because he said, bobby. Yeah, no, yeah, he talked. He would say, of course. Soon enough, you're gonna get. He was like, soon enough, he's gonna be getting Botox. And I don't really know the intent, but he denies to this day that he didn't mean to send that to me. There was no way he meant to send that to me. He was thinking of me trying to send it to someone else, and he sent it to me. I get it. It could have been worse. But, hey, say it to my face. That's tough. That's tough. That's tough. I was like, does he think I'm starting to, like, look bad? Yeah. Is it like, maybe. Did you say something on stage, like, or was it then. I had to. I didn't. I do mental gymnastics. And I'm like, maybe my career is doing so great that he's like, man, he needs to get Botox. You stay young. If he probably wasn't. Yeah, I know. Rod Phillips got me. And I remember that one. So that one was one that was sent to me. Amy. I emailed our CEO that one time because we have a guy that works with us, Pitts, and our CEO is Bob Pittman. And I thought I was emailing Pitts, and I was very casual, and I was like, yo, yo, yo, Something, something. I was just real quick about a file, and then I got a reply from our CEO, and he was like. Like, I do not think this was meant for me. Best Bob Pittman. And I was like, whoopsie. Like. Because I don't think I would ever email our CEO to begin with. And then secondly, I certainly wouldn't say, yo, yo, yo. I sent an entire show notes. Because at night and in the morning, Mike D and I will work and we'll go through all the notes of everything that I think I want to talk about that I'm no longer going to talk about in the morning. That I'm going to talk about all of it. It's written in like special code. And, and I sent it to the head of a different company who has a different name, Mike. And it was like I sent classified information. He was like, I don't think I was supposed to see this, but now, now I can see how you guys do your show. And I was like, son of a gun. Did not mean to do that. So that was another one. I do want to do a couple calls before we go around. Beth in Indiana is on the phone. Hey Beth, share with me. Okay, Bobby and love the show by the way. Thank you. I was texting my, one of my best friends from high school about my sister in law who she knows as well because we all went to high school together and complaining about her. And instead of sending it to the friend I intended it to send to, I sent it to the sister in law that I was talking about. Yeah, it's tough because you're thinking of them because you're writing about them. So then you just put them in the two. I know it. And then if you can do the like. Because the new operating system will allow you to unsend a text. But then one, you go, did they see it before I unsent it? And two, did it officially unsend because if they're not on the same operating system, it doesn't unsend. Oh, that's a nightmare. That's tough. And how, and how did everything happen? Is everything good now? Like we back to normal? Yeah, we're fine. I mean it was probably 10 years ago, but you know, she came back with, you know, a comment kind of like, well, I guess I know how you feel or something like that. And you know what? She did know how you felt, you know, and she was right. Yeah. Thank you, Beth. I really appreciate that call. Hope you're having a great day in Indiana today. Appreciate it. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. Ashley in Ohio is on. Hey Ashley, thank you for calling. What's going on? Yes, 17 years ago I picked up my phone and I had a text message and it said, Ashley is getting engaged today. And my name was Ashley. And I had a boyfriend for about a year. So I was like, ashley who? It was from my sister. And I was like, ashley who? And she's like, oh, you don't know her. And I was like, I know everyone, you know, so. And so I was excited, like, oh, I could be getting engaged. But then I was like, oh, what if it's actually an Ashley? I Don't know. And it was actually me. Oh, no. You walked us to the maze. Well, that makes sense how she knows it was 17 years ago because it's a very special day. That stinks. Yeah, that. Yeah. So she kind of told me I was getting engaged. But, you know, you don't want to get too excited in case it's not true because then you'll get upset for you because you're now put in this. This precarious position of what do I do now? Do I let them know I know? Like, do you let your fiance or you're. Yeah, you're about to be fiance. No. Who's surprised Gonna surprise you. Do you let him know that you know or do you have to fake it? And then how good was your fake? If I don't remember if I let him know or not, I probably just let him carry on with his shenanigans and do what he was planned to do. So that's one of my favorites. Yeah, I don't remember if I let him know. That's a good one, Ashley. Thank you so much. Hope you have a great day. Appreciate you listening and calling. Thanks. You do. There's one I'm hesitant to say because. Hold up for one second because I want you to be so hesitant to hold it till the next segment. Something we call a tease. And I want to do one call because I don't want to lose it. Okay. And then it gives you a chance to second guess if you really want to do it because you might be fired. Is it one of those? No, it has to do with my ex husband Dan in Minnesota. Dan. Hey, good morning, studio. You're up, buddy. Hey. So this. This wasn't. This wasn't really a text that involved me per se, but whenever I was teaching, there was a teacher at the high school who was also the volleyball coach. And he coached a club team that the high school principal's daughter was on. And he had a girlfriend named Valerie. And he sent what he thought thought was an inappropriate picture to his girlfriend and instead sent it fat fingered it to volleyball team. Oh, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no. The whole team. Oh, no, no. Yeah, of course he was fired. But was what was real funny is the news story leaked onto the Wichita Eagle, which was where I taught in Wichita, and it happened on April Fool's Day. And I sent the story to my sister who was in the highway patrol, and I said, looks like I'm getting fired. Because they didn't say volleyball coach, they said. They just said high school coach. And that. That April Fool's Day joke was a lead balloon to her. And she still has not forgiven me to this day. Well, but yeah, for listeners that maybe didn't pay attention to all that, it wasn't him. He was just messing around. I don't want to lose the headline here. That guy sent it to All Volleyball. Like any. All. Oh, hey, how inappropriate was the picture? Like use words like, we're five. Yeah, it was. It was a five. It was the. It was the male anatomy eggplant. Yeah, like. Like if I was a five year old, I'd be like, you're pee pee. Is it a pee pee? Yeah, There you go. Yeah. Ah, listen, I feel so awkward for the him and I don't even know him. Not this guy, the other guy. Is Valerie still him? Yeah. What's happened with that relationship? Think not. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't know the guy. Also, just as a side note. Oh, my gosh, guys, women don't want to see that. They just don't. Is that true? Yes. Wow. And I'm as close to a woman as you can be. Women just don't want to see that guy. Because guys want to see that with women. They think women want to see that back. They really don't. Not that. Anyway, I have another story and now about a naked guy. Hold. I got one too, but he was a naked guy. Guy. Naked guy. Is it you? No, cousin. He sent. Your cousin sent you one. Didn't send it to me. Okay, we're gonna hold on. Oh, boy. But I'll tell you all about it. We're gonna break. We gotta come back with these. We'll do it next. All right. I think the big story instead of the news. First I gotta go to Amy because she was like, I don't know if I want to share this. So we'll treat this as news. Do you want to share your story? You don't have to. I mean, it was just a text message where one time I was having a conversation, a co parenting text with my ex husband and I thought I was texting somebody else real quickly on my computer and I'm firing things off, but I'm also texting with him at the same time. And I just go, oh, he's so annoying. And I was talking about him, but I sent it to him. And then he's like, what are you talking about? And I'm like, yeah, our son. He's so annoying. But it was definitely him that I was annoyed with at the Time. And then I believe you said you had a second one that you thought you maybe. Yeah. This also involves my son. Okay. And it wasn't a text message exchange, but there was a client and he wanted a picture, so he gave his phone to my son to take the picture. And you know kids, I don't know, he took the picture, but then he started swiping things and ended up in the photo. But he's holding it, and all of a sudden. And Stevenson just starts dying, laughing, like, uncontrollably, like, cannot. He was probably 9 years old at the time. Cannot contain himself. So I go over and I'm like, get it together. Like, what's going on? And I was like, my eyes, my eyes. He somehow ended up in this guy's photos where he had pictures of himself. Oh, so he didn't get texted to him. But also, the guy's right there. Yeah. No. Yeah, that's awkward. It was totally the most. But I mean, we. I didn't tell the guy that my son just saw him in bed. I didn't see him in bed. It was eye opening for you. It was very awkward. And to this day, Susan's like, yeah, I remember that guy. So I'm naked in bed. Let's just stay with this news lunchbox. What is yours? My cousin. About 10 years ago, I'm scrolling Facebook on a Friday night, it's like 7:00, and all of a sudden he posted a pic. Yeah, a pee pee pic. Yeah, he was trying to send it to a chick. But he posts on public. Like on a message. Like, no, he was trying to. I don't know what. He was trying to do it on a message and he put it on the public. Public, yeah. And I was like, do I text him? Yes. Oh, the best would have been just to text him. Just a screenshot with no context. No, I just kept checking back. It stayed up for 14 minutes. Oh, no, that's a long 14 minutes. We had a friend that did that. It was a friend that was living with me at the time. And he was on Snapchat and he was trying to send it to a girl. And all of a sudden I look and I see his ding don dong. And I'm like, this is a weird way for him to come on to me. We've been friends for a long time. And then I realized he didn't mean to post. And Eddie saw it too. It was on his feed. Like, no, no. Yeah. No, I'm not going to say who it was. Right. No, we're not saying that casually. 14 minutes public on Facebook. Yeah, that's on Facebook. That's tough. Golly. It is easy, though, to. Even if it's not awkward or controversial, it is easy to be writing about somebody and accidentally send it to that person. It doesn't always have to be bad. Like, I've done good things. But if you're thinking about them, sometimes your brain is just like, I'm thinking about Amy. I'm writing Amy. Hey, Amy's gonna do this at work today. But then I send it to Amy because I just am thinking about Amy. That happens. But when it evolves your privates, you need to double check, triple check. And then also, girls don't like pictures of guys. Ding dongs. I'm telling you, you. They don't. Y'all think we do. Like, we got all these stories. The reason that we think you do is because we're like, okay. And I, I wouldn't. Because I was definitely not going to show that. Why would I show. That's. Why would I. Why would a 5 foot 2 guy brag about how tall he is? You know what I'm saying? See what you're saying? Yeah. So it's like, I ain't trying to share that anyway. But guys would want something from a girl, so they're thinking, well, let's reciprocate this. If I give this, that means. Means it's the same. But it's. Don't. I. I can ask you, Amy, do you want to see a picture of a guy's ding dong in a text? No. Yeah. Ever. Even Morgan. Yeah, no, I'm good. Yeah. Don't say yeah. No. Because you confuse us. No, no, no, no, no, no. She goes, yeah, no, I speak Gen Z. I understand. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, no, we're good. It makes me think of that politician. Wasn't his last name. His last name was Wiener. And wasn't he sending Wiener? And when your last name's Wiener, like what? Or one of my favorite authors, Robert Scrotum, he like, you have to be careful about sending, especially if your name is that. Well, Brett Fard, he do that too. Yeah. Jen Sturger, the reporter. What? What? That was a bad one. On purpose or accident? He. It's been a long time, but I think it was on purpose and it was unasked for. Oh, that was not okay. Yeah. And I. And all I miscover myself. Allegedly. I think I. If I remember correctly, I'm not sure. Yeah, I think allegedly. And I think if I remember, allegedly, Saturday night Live today's sketch about Wrangler jeans. And that because he was an endorser, it was alleged. I can read you this. It was alleged that Brett Favre sent sexually explicit photographs to Jen Sturger, who was a sideline reporter, but she was an independent journalist. She worked for the jets and put together video pieces for them. So. Yeah, that sucks. People need to. People just need to read books, you know? Yeah. Stop sending pictures of Ding Dong. Just read books. Anytime you want to send a picture of Ding Dong, pick up a book or like, like how could put some headphones in and listen. Listen to Audible. You know, listen to Audible, dude. Listen to a. A self help book. Audible has like over 1 million audio books and podcasts and exclusive Audible originals to inspire and motivate you. Which, by the way, you can listen to Fail until you don't. My. My second book. Listen to 4th Wing if you want to. No, that's like dirt. We're trying to keep people away from that. I do. I read the whole thing back. It was terrible. I hate it. Really hated the experience because I never wanted to read my book back. I never want to read anything back. And I had to read it all back. How long did that take you? I feel like that'll take you forever. Over 20 hours. Wow. Yeah. And I never look at the ratings of it. Mike pulled up the ratings on Audible. Do I want to? Okay, Fail until you don't. What's my rating? It has a 4.8 rating at a 2,000 reviews. Oh, that's not. That's great. 4.8 out of 5 out of 2. Yeah, I just. 2, 000 reviews. Awesome, dude. Oh, that makes me feel pretty good. What about Bare Bones? Is it on Audible? Why don't you just end on a high note? I know you know me. Button for punishment. What you got? It's also at a 4.8 with 3,000 ratings. Dang, dude, that's. That makes me feel pretty good. So I have two books on Audible. You can read Bare Bones, which is like my life story. You can read Fail until you don't, which is kind of like my theory of how to be successful when you're not talented. Because I'm not talented, but I have a lot of tenacity. So those are up there if you want them. There's also. I know Amy talks about Mel Robbins. There's the let them theory, which is the number one bestseller. Here's a clip from Mel's book. Stop wasting your life on things you can't control. If you're struggling to change your life, achieve your goals or just feel a little happier. I need you to hear this. The problem. Problem isn't you. The problem is the power you unknowingly give to other people. We all do it. Often without realizing it. There's also self help by Gabrielle Bernstein. Gabby, like her? Do you know her? I just. It says Gabrielle. I don't know. Yeah, I took. I took one of her courses once. Like I signed up for like a 30 day. That was the first. That's when I started Medicine box was acting in reading scripts from parks and recovery wreck. Remember that? Yeah. No, no, my. This was legit. Okay. Okay. I didn't know Gabby would email me. Got it. And give me a different like meditation manifestation thing. That's cool. If you're ready to unlock the greatest resource of your life. Gabby. Is it Bernstein. Bernstein. Yeah. Has written the ultimate self help guide. Here's a clip from Gabby's book Self Help. The moments in our lives when we're on our knees struggling with addiction, going through a divorce, walking away from a career, receiving a diagnosis. Those terrifying moments in life are the catalyst for our greatest awakening and transformation. They are the moments that crack us open to the possibility of believing something new. They are the moments when we surrender to let self help. I love the message. I'm a better reader at my book though than she is at that one. Just because I'm a professional talker. And sometimes I would get off and read your mind and they'd be like, no, you need to go back. I'm like, no, I don't. I wrote this and I know how to. I. I'm just gonna do it. And there are typos in the book, so I'm gonna. I'm gonna say stuff wrong too. It was a whole. It was dramatic. It was 20 hours. Yeah, I know. I. So we went by there Anybody else? I recorded something for Phil until you don't do you got a part in the book. But my audio parts in the audio part. Huh. Cool. That's awesome. Well, yeah. You recorded. You had came to the show. I know but I feel like some stuff got cut. No Cat. I think maybe let audible expand your life by listening. Sign up today for a 30 day trial at audible.com Bobby Bones for that 30 day trial. And again I feel good. How about that? I'm actually. I'm a little relieved. My book's got high scores. I hate looking at ratings because I think everybody hates me. Generally in life. I think everybody hates me. So. Yeah. Check out one of my books, too. That makes me feel good. There you go. Audible dot com. Bobby Bones. Bones. All right, the real news now, if timeouts for your kid aren't working anymore, which, by the way, do they work for? Yours, Amy, you have a 17 year old now. Oh, yeah. No, we don't do timeouts, nor did we ever. I did right when we first adopted them, and then I learned quickly that you don't put adopted children in timeout because there's an abandonment thing. But you can have a. A timeout seat next to you where they have to sit next to you, but you don't put them in a corner by themselves or anything. Different circumstances with adopted kids, Eddie. You have to adopt it, but you have to biological. Do you time out your kids? Oh, yeah, we time out, but it's not alone. They're still on the steps where we all are, but they're definitely by themselves and they don't like it. They hate being alone. Then can I run this by you guys? If timeouts aren't working for your kids, social experts say take a time out for yourself. I love that. Two hour walks. That's not a timeout. That's leaving the stadium. Sometimes I would just get the dog. I wouldn't come back for two hours. They suggest that if your kid refuses to agree to a timeout, then you should go to your own room and say something like, I will not talk to you for three minutes because you did that. This is not punishment. Yeah, no way. I will not talk to you, and you are forced to play PlayStation. Time yourself out. Yeah, this isn't so bad. No matter what your child says or asks during timeout, ignore it. When the researchers. Yeah, the researchers found out that timeouts are more about the time separation between parent and child more than the person that's actually in timeout. Yeah. So I feel like a better way to say it. And again, I'm not the expert, but I could never see myself pointing at my kid. I'd be like, I'm not talking to you for three minutes. I'm gonna be in my room. I would just say, hey, we need some space. We're gonna set a timer about three minutes. So let's just go do our own thing and we'll reconvene in a minute. But that feels more like you're taking a lunch. Yeah, yeah, but I don't want my child to feel like they're gonna speak to me, and now I'm gonna ignore them. But aren't they in trouble? They are, but now you're teaching them that how you punish people is silent treatment. That's how I punish everybody. I like it. You do? That's terrible. Yeah. No, it's actually the greatest. Everybody wins. Okay? No, Bobby, that's not true. People are buying the belongings of serial killers on Facebook. This is from Vice. Facebook hosts a hidden market where people trade murderabilia. Yeah. Their parents probably ignore them when they're kids. I have a confession. I have something from a murderer. Yeah, you do. I never thought about it till this. Let me finish the story. I'll come back, I'll do it, and I'll do it in. Let me say this. If you're listening to this now on the podcast, this is the radio show. On the radio show, we are dictated by times. We have four minutes here, seven minutes here, six minutes here. I can't go in depth at times on this radio show because of times. And the second part of the show, which I think is at times even better than this part of the show, which the origin story is, it was just like post show, pre show. Now it's a whole different show. I can go into more detail. I want to go into more detail on this, and I don't. It's borderline murderabilia that I have, but I don't have it because I'm obsessed with murder. Billias. Okay, so I want to read you this, but I want to come back to that in the second part of the show. Okay. We all get cool with that. Yeah. Things like personal letters, artwork, crime scene fragments. For example, someone was selling John Wayne Gacy's murder site dirt for $35. Some buyers form pen pal relationships and then create a market of all the letters they get from them. The trend raises serious concerns about ethics, especially as sellers make money from crimes that harmed others. That's from Vice. There is a market for Hitler memorabilia. Oh, really? Because I think he was. I think you may look this up, Mike. I like to say, first of all, Hitler's the worst person ever. Right. Hate him. Terrible. I would have killed baby Hitler. I would have killed the infant. I would have strangled the infant with my own bare hands. Even though it's an infant, knowing that he would have grown up into that. Yes. Yes. Even though it was an infant and I'd probably gone to jail. I would have strangled baby Hitler knowing that. Yeah. And I understand the struggle. It's a baby. Maybe you can change him. We gonna risk that. I would have strangled baby Hitler. But from that, he was a. It was a. It went to art School, I believe it was a pretty. I won't say accomplished. Was a pretty good painter. And so some of that, that's like traded on the black market, like Hitler paintings. Am I correct on that, Mike? Yeah, he was and he did. And what sucks is I'm looking at one of his paintings now. Vienna State Opera, painted by Hitler in 1912. He was actually good painter. Really? Yeah. But I would like to say again, I would have strangled baby Hitler if there were two babies and they're like, one of them's Hitler, but you got to strangle them both. Yeah. I think I got to take the other one too. Just in case. Just in case. Oh, wow. If there were 10 babies, I keep going. You don't have to go. You don't get going. Just stop right there. You're good now you're. You're worse than. Okay. Okay. To get. Understand what you're saying. Got it. Good point. I just want to make sure. I just don't want to celebrate. And when I went to Vienna and I saw the Holocaust memorial for the 4,000 Jews that have been killed, you can read about it, you can watch stuff, you can feel all the ways that you feel, but anytime you get closer to something, it touches your guts more. And that was me. I was like, man, that's. It gives me bad chill bumps on my, my legs right now. So I'll move on. But I. I want to tell by the way, my, my murder, Billia is not Hitler. I didn't think it was. Yeah, that's interesting to know. I would like to deep dive into that though. The artwork, as dark as it is, to see like what it is sold for, where it is. If it's illegal to have. At some point, I guess they busted some people selling fake ones. There's like a weird black market for it. And also you can't like tell on yourself. You can't like turn someone for selling you a fake Hitler. It's like turning someone. Well, it's like turning someone over selling you bad cocaine. Well, you know what? Yeah, it wasn't even good. We'll move on. A 34 year old Texas woman left $18,000 in debt after being convinced that she was dating Morgan Wallen. Been there recently. The online reality show catfish featured a 34 year old Texas woman named Desiree who is convinced she was in a relationship with Morgan Wallen, despite the fact she'd never met the country superstar and he had asked her to send him thousands of dollars. It started when she received a video message from Morgan Wallen who began flirting with woman, soon offered her a job. They date, blah, blah, blah. It sucks. How is he flirting with her? I don't know what the hell they did the video. I don't know if you know, wherever they're doing these farms, not growing corn, but the scamming farms, like they have like all the phones up and they, you know, I forget the exact kind of farm. Digital farm. What would they call that, Mike? Hacker Farm. Like a streaming farm? Like a click farm? Yeah, click farm. So they have, they're using technologies. That sucks. But now she's 18 grand in debt. A woman sells a 2.99 thrift shop painting for 2,300 bucks. Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah, I don't get jealous. I, I, I think that's super cool. That's awesome. Able to pull that off. A smart thrifter managed to pull a profit. While shopping in a Dayton, Ohio thrift shop, Melissa Alcorn came across an awful painting. It's terrible, by the way, as far as it's hard to see what it really is because it looks so old. So I don't think it was a bad painting back in the day. But it's so weathered, right, Mike? Looks like an Etch A Sketch. Yeah, it's so weathered. And at the bottom, the name Johan Berthelsen. So she googled that. Turns out he's an American impressionist who has work had sold between a thousand and thirty five thousand dollars. And so she's like, well, let's see, within thirty seconds she listed it, someone offered her, sold it for over $2,000. Wow. It's not like one of the million dollar ones, but that's awesome. Great, great profit. I always wondered if I could like buy a piece of crap art and then just get famous people, a bunch of fancy people to sign that art. Art, not that they painted it, just sign it and then sell that art. You should try that. That'd be kind of funny, huh? Then just donate the money. Yeah, I mean, I keep baseballs of all the famous people that come in, and I'm going to donate all those to, I'm going to auction them off for St. Jude all at once. Because I think that is, that will be the coolest collection of signed baseballs because all these country stars and that are coming in. So not the same, but kind of of a similar idea. Right? They don't all play baseball, but I have them sign baseballs. Why don't you pick baseballs? Because they fit inside that rack. And I thought I looked Cool. That's literally it. And guitars, I don't. I used to do it with the guitars. Too big, cost too much. I was losing thousands of dollars donating money. Yeah. So baseballs were fun to me. And I think I could sell this whole thing and it would be. It'd be cool. Yeah. That's awesome. And then a guy showed up at the ER with his girlfriend's hand stuck in his mouth. A guy showed up with his girlfriend's full fist stuck in his mouth. What were they doing? Trying to film a video to go viral? Oh, just seeing if it would fit. They wanted to see if it would fit. I mean, it's not. And her jaw locked up. Her jaw locked up? Could have been. Yeah. Way worse. Somewhere else. That'd be bad. Well, that would have been for their own personal enjoyment. This one's for virility. But yeah, they showed up at the er. They had to get it out. They. It shows the clip of them walking in together. He's gagging and drooling, but he's also trying not to laugh. So they gave him relax sense. Used a mouth opener. They slowly twisted the girlfriend's wrist to get the hand out. Took about 20 minutes. Minutes. They said they were trying to film a funny video to go viral and just wanted to see if her hand would fit in his mouth. Turned out it did. I can respect that. It's funny. I can respect that. Kind of stupid, but we do stupid stuff all the time now. That's from Oddity Central, Ms. News. And that is your news. Thank you. Bobby's Big Stories. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead story of the day. This story comes to us from Dover, Delaware. A man stole a car one morning. He's driving and he wrecks it. He's like, oh, man, someone's gonna see me. I get out and he starts running. He's like, they see my red shirt, blue shorts, I know what I can do. Boom. Gets naked. Yep. Gets naked thinking, oh, and then no one will notice me. And he's running and someone calls in police, hey, man, there's a naked guy running down the highway. And Mr. Wiener was arrested. Is that his name? No chance. That's his name. Last name Wiener. It W E I N E R. Wiener. For real. They're calling him no chance. No, his name is Wiener. His no chance. I'm just saying if that's true. But no. Is it Mr. Wiener? Was it printed a 35 year old? Will you please look at his story? Is his name Wiener? Yeah. I mean, it could be pronounced whiner but yeah, but I mean, hold on, hold on. She's weiner. Is it I before E or wiener? Is it I before E? Wiener is E. Yeah. Then, yeah, it's. It's a wiener. Yeah. I'm not sorry we doubted you because you deserve the doubt, but it is funny. And so now we. And I left it to the end to get you with the boom. And then Wiener was arrested. Okay, get this. Sean P. Wiener. This is just perfect. Perfect. Mr. P. Wiener. Okay, thank you. That's it. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. A couple voicemails. This is Deanna from Florida. I am looking for a job. I have two leads, thanks to you, because of the ZipRecruiter reference. I want to thank you. I want to wish Amy a happy birthday. Love you guys. Take care, Amy. I hate when people say belated happy birthday because I never use the word belated in my life. But hey, belated happy birthday. Thank you. And Eddie, she didn't mention you. She didn't, but she probably thought about. She probably didn't. So you don't get one. Sorry, buddy. No luck. Zip Recruiter is awesome. I'm about to post a job opening on ZipRecruiter. So maybe today, maybe tomorrow. It's not for one of our jobs, is it? You have to see. Find out. Hey, the ultimate. The ultimate tease. Tomorrow, 7:20. Find out. We're all checking Zipper Recruiter ourselves. ZipRecruiter is awesome. This is not a commercial, but, like, again, I'm going to use it to fill a job here. I don't want to say whose, but you can try it for free. Ziprecruiter.com bones post jobs today. Talk to qualified candidates tomorrow. I'm a big believer in it. Let's go. Pete from Louisiana, whatever happened with the comedy special? If we can watch it somewhere else? Do you have anything on that? Yes, I do, actually. Actually. So CMT bought it and aired it multiple times. And what is today, the 25th? In the next few days? I. I own it back. It's kind of like a lease. Oh, that's cool. And so now it is me deciding what I want to do with it next. And I think. And the only reason I think this now is because of a conversation I had with from. And he was like, you know, you could put it on a streaming service or a network, or you can put it on YouTube and make. Make money or let everybody see it. And I've already done the TV thing, which was the Goal. And so I think instead of selling it, because there are people. People that want to buy it, There's a weird world out there that people want to buy content for. Like, airplanes. Like, you flying an airplane. The screen. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. I mean, it makes sense. And any of it. So I've had some offers, like, decent ones. Ones they're like, hey, we want to buy your special. But I think I'm just gonna put it on YouTube and let everybody see it, because I worked hard on it and I kind of don't care, but you could. Okay, well, think this through, because on an airplane, you get to win people over that are trapped. They have nowhere else to go. Trust me. They're gonna watch for. In season four for four episodes. It's offered. It's only offered four episodes. Okay. But, yeah, I mean, listen, honestly, the offers for, like, the special for that kind of stuff's like, 80, 90, 100,000 bucks. Bucks. But I don't. I. Yeah, I mean, that sounds pretty awesome. And what I'm saying is, you, you, you. Someone's there, and they're like, I have nothing else to do. I'll watch this guy. I'd rather put it on YouTube and let our listeners watch it. I'll be honest with you. Well, then they might be like, I like this guy. I'm gonna look up more than he does. I think I care more about our listeners than a random person on a bus, plane playing. I don't have that on a bus. I mean, imagine playing other countries. Oh, they could translate it into multiple languages. Oh, is it gonna be on cover here, dog? I. I don't know. I don't want to say for sure, but I've been weighing this. I don't chase money ever, ever, ever, ever. And so I think. I don't know, this might be the first time, but I don't think it will be right. I think I'm going to just put the whole thing on YouTube and we'll do a premiere and just let it air there. Reminds me of this yoga class I used to take back in the day. And they would say, don't chase the money. Let the money chase you. Who. What accent is the person who's talking to you? I don't know where he was from. Well, it was. Okay, so it was the type of yoga that I was taking. And I. Sometimes, if I couldn't make it to class, I would do these little CDs. So that's why I would hear his voice over and over. He'd Be doing it. And we don't really talk about him anymore because he got in trouble. There you go, doing bad things. That sounds like not just trouble, but trouble. Yeah, like, yeah, he was chasing others. Sounds like money. Yeah. Remember when I was really into that Bekram stuff? That was him. That was his voice. He goes, you don't chase the money. The money chase the you. But I don't do that stuff anymore. Okay, well, the Voice. Yeah, I would chill on the Voice too. Yeah. I mean, I don't even know what it is. That's how I hear it in my head, because I would. I heard this CD over and over. You should hear me hear someone talking from China. But I don't say it out loud because people will get mad at that. Okay, fine. You don't chase the money. The money chase you. Is that better? Sure. I feel like it looks. Anyway, thank you. Thank you for your question. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, buddy. Bobby Bone, sir. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer, Raymundo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. 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