TUES PT 2: Are We All Practicing Witchcraft? + The Hardest Alphabet Game Ever! + Bad Neighbor Confessions

Summary

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The Bobby Bones Show – June 30, 2026 (TUES PT 2)

Are We All Practicing Witchcraft? + The Hardest Alphabet Game Ever! + Bad Neighbor Confessions

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Episode Overview

In this lively and humorous episode, Bobby, Amy, Morgan, Eddie, and Lunchbox dissect ancient traditions labeled as "witchcraft" or superstition, compete in a chaotic and hilarious alphabet memory game, and share candid stories about bad neighbors. The discussions unravel the origins behind everyday rituals, poke fun at each other's quirks, and touch on pop culture and personal habits.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Everyday Superstitions: “Witchery” or Just Old Habits?

• Origins of Common Rituals

  • Bobby introduces a list of actions many do without realizing their "witchcraft" roots.
  • Rituals discussed include:
    • Knocking on wood: Ancient Celts and Germans believed it awoke tree spirits to guard their luck.

      “When something good happened, they would knock on the tree trunk...wake the spirit up and ask it to guard their luck.” – Bobby (03:36)

    • Clinking glasses: In Ancient Greece, believed to scare off demons with a bell-like sound.

      “Clanking of glasses is a sound that scares the demons away.” – Amy (04:43)

    • Tossing coins in fountains: Ancient Romans saw water as a gateway to the spirit world and coins as offerings to water spirits.

      “They would toss in a coin as a small sacrifice or gift to the water spirits.” – Bobby (05:00)

    • Saying “bless you” after sneezes: Originated as a protection spell when people thought sneezing let your soul escape.

      “Saying bless you acted as a protection spell that sealed the door shut.” – Bobby (05:41)

    • Crossing fingers: Originally a two-person ritual to “trap the luck” at the intersection point.

      “Two people would cross their index fingers together to create a cross...trap the luck there and make it come true.” – Bobby (06:07)

    • Wishing upon a star: Rooted in 2nd century Greece; falling stars meant the gods were looking down, so your wishes could be heard.

      “There was a direct line to the divine, making it the only time your wish was loud enough for them to hear it.” – Bobby (07:10)

• Witchcraft vs. Superstition

  • Amy and Morgan argue the term “witchcraft” is being swapped for what’s really “superstition,” pointing out that both can feel a little magical or odd, but superstition doesn’t sound evil.
  • Modern vs. Ancient explanations: Amy reflects on how scientific ignorance led people to ascribe supernatural causes to unexplained phenomena—like demons causing tornadoes or earthquakes.

  “You had to find reasons...if science didn’t prove things yet, you had to find reasons for it to make sense. And so when things didn’t make sense, you just assign something religious to it…” – Amy (05:16) “We still have superstitions. It's just a word that's easier to believe in.” – Amy (06:24)

2. Superstitions in Their Lives

• The crew share personal superstitions:
  • Bobby: Habits like knocking on wood; shares a belief that birds are messengers from his late parents.

    “I get messages from my mom and my dad through birds...what if 200 years from now we realize the birds are sending messages?” – Bobby (11:38)

  • Eddie: Rituals while watching sports—wearing the same clothes if his team wins, only washing after a loss.
  • Lunchbox: Breaking glass brings bad luck, which seems to always be followed by unfortunate events.
  • Mike: Only does things in odd numbers (“If I go run and I do, like, two miles, I have to do 2.1. Has to be an odd number.” – Mike, 15:08)
  • Morgan & Amy: Sports-related rituals and avoidance of tempting fate with declarations like “the game is wrapped up.”

3. The “Hardest Alphabet Game Ever”

• The group plays a long-form alphabet memory game, where each turn, a participant must recall and add to a growing list of items or actions corresponding to each letter.

  • The round starts simply with apples and bananas but quickly turns chaotic with absurd additions (“stabbed an old lady”, “fondled my wiener”, “took Xanax”).
  • Hilarity ensues as rules are bent, people lose track, and creative liberties are taken.
  • No one clearly “wins”; instead, there’s mutual agreement that the game is a mess, and laughter is the real prize.

  “I never played where people were this stupid. I’m gonna be honest.” – Amy (20:06) “Fought an old lady...that’s a full day right there, guys.” – Morgan (35:23)

  Key Segment Timestamps:

  • Game start: 17:04
  • Repeated confusion & mishaps: 18:39–23:47
  • Absurd item escalation: 35:19 onward

4. Bad Neighbor Confessions

• The crew trades stories about difficult neighbors.

  • Bobby: Once received a rude, accusatory email (“you think you’re too good for us”) signed by “every mom on the street.”

    “She signed it, ‘Every mom on our street.’” – Bobby (46:09)

  • Morgan: Had an intrusive neighbor who commented on everything from her route home to the state of her garage and garden.

    “He would look into my garage and be like, ‘Man, started cleaning that garage, huh?’” – Morgan (47:12)

  • Eddie: Dealt with a neighbor obsessing over streetlights and his yard, even marking dog poop with flags as a passive-aggressive hint.
  • Amy: Prefers not to engage neighbors, so no drama – “but I never get to know my neighbors.”

• They discuss a news story about a man suing his home’s previous owner for not disclosing a problematic (and violent) neighbor—a rare legal move.

  • The group debates whether it’s fair or even possible to expect sellers to disclose bad neighbors.

  “If I’m moving because the neighbor sucks, I’m not putting it in my disclosure that I’m leaving because my neighbor sucks.” – Amy (50:50)

5. Screen Time, Babies, and Tech Habits

• Amy bemoans late-night insomnia triggering unnecessary online shopping (“I bought two Michael Jordan paintings that look like a really good six year old painted them” – Amy, 52:47).
• They discuss research into screen time—quality matters more than sheer duration.
• Everyone compares daily phone screen times, debating whether streaming or Audible counts.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Ancient Explanations:

  “Whatever was not able to be explained was a tornado...So they said, no, that’s the devil.” – Amy (08:22)

• On the Alphabet Game:

  “Take a baseball bat and just smash my head in.” – Amy, exasperated, (20:23) “You can’t write anything down. That’s the point of the game!” – Amy (20:19)

• On Sports Superstitions:

  “If I’m sitting on the couch, I have to sit in the same spot...I can’t move from this spot.” – Eddie (13:44)

• On Bad Neighbors:

  “She has written the instructions [for my yard lamp] word for word and put it on the car windshield.” – Eddie (47:01)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Witchcraft vs. Superstition Discussion: 03:08 – 10:09
• Sharing Personal Superstitions: 11:38 – 16:10
• Alphabet Memory Game: 17:04 – 45:37 (including multiple failed restarts and much laughter)
• Bad Neighbor Stories & Lawsuit Discussion: 46:03 – 52:13
• Screen Time & Parenting: 52:24 – 57:32

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Tone & Style

The conversation is classic Bobby Bones: quick-witted, irreverent, self-deprecating, and candid. The team doesn’t shy away from playful insults or confessing embarrassing moments. Despite the chaos (especially in the memory game), there’s an undercurrent of camaraderie and fun.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

You’ll learn the weird histories behind everyday habits, laugh at the team’s inability to remember the alphabet under pressure, and relate to their neighbor horror stories. This episode is a blend of trivia, comedy, honest confessions, and relatable banter – a perfect example of why The Bobby Bones Show remains a morning radio staple.

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Recommended if you enjoy: Fun facts, group shenanigans, pop culture, and the lighter side of everyday life.

Transcript

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[Morgan]

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[Amy]

What do you have?

[Bobby]

Things that are secretly. Witchcraft. You're doing it and you don't even realize you're participating in witchery.

[Amy]

Is it called witchery? Witchcraft?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Yeah, witchery. I think that's a thing.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Knocking on wood.

[Morgan]

Oh, dang.

[Amy]

Am I casting a spell?

[Bobby]

Ancient Celts or Celts. I think it's Celts and Germans, you know, because Celtic.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

They believed trees, house spirits. When something good happened, they would knock on the tree trunk. This was a ritual to wake the spirit up and ask it to guard their luck. So that's why we knock on wood.

[Morgan]

Oh, wow.

[Amy]

So because they felt there were spirits in trees.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Amy]

That's pretty cool.

[Morgan]

Which. Which probably because, like, trees are alive, you know, they're living things.

[Amy]

We don't know what's in them.

[Morgan]

Right.

[Amy]

Well, we know what we can see,

[Morgan]

and we don't see them talking, but I bet they're talking.

[Amy]

The trees communicating?

[Morgan]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bobby]

They say plants cry. They've measured the sound.

[Amy]

What are we supposed to eat? Because it's the same. Like, animals cry.

[Morgan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

And it's like, well, we're not gonna eat animals. I'm gonna be a vegan, do nothing with animals. I'm just gonna eat plants. And the poor plants over there crying too. And all of a sudden, their cries aren't good enough. Okay, so that's knocking on wood. What else?

[Bobby]

Clinking glasses. In ancient Greece, people feared evil spirits could enter the body through the mouth. Clinking glasses together created a sound similar to a sacred bell, which was believed to scare off demons before you took a sip.

[Amy]

So the clanking of glasses is a bell. It's a sound that scares the demons away. All right.

[Morgan]

Just did that.

[Amy]

Luckily.

[Morgan]

It's not good.

[Amy]

No, it is good.

[Morgan]

No, I'm doing witchcraft. I don't want to do witchcraft.

[Amy]

But you're killing.

[Bobby]

Demonstrate in the witchery.

[Lunchbox]

Man.

[Morgan]

That's weird.

[Bobby]

Tossing coins in fountains. Ancient Romans believed that water was a gateway to the spirit world. They would toss in a coin as a small sacrifice or gift to the water spirits in exchange for a wish or good health.

[Amy]

I don't take this as much as. Wow, don't do this. This could be witchcraft. I take it as people 200 years ago were just stupid.

[Morgan]

Oh, interesting.

[Amy]

And you had to find reasons. If science didn't prove things yet, you had to find reasons for it to make sense. And so when things didn't make sense, you just assign something religious to it, saying bless you.

[Bobby]

In 6th century Rome, people believed your soul could escape your mouth when you sneezed. Since evil spirits could jump inside an empty body, saying bless you acted as a protection spell that sealed the door shut before anything creepy could get inside.

[Amy]

You could also clank two glasses together after a sneeze and protect yourself from demons as well.

[Bobby]

Crossing your fingers. You ever do that?

[Amy]

Yes, all the time.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Amy]

If I'm lying.

[Bobby]

This was originally a two person ritual. Two people would cross their index fingers together to create a cross. Believing that good spirits lived in the intersection, they would make a wish at that exact point to trap the luck there and make it come true.

[Amy]

I also will say, I think witchcraft is being substituted here for superstition because we still have superstitions. It's just a word that's easier to. To believe in.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Witchcraft just sounds evil.

[Amy]

Yeah, witches.

[Morgan]

Witches and stuff.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Amy]

But superstition doesn't. Even though it's the same, like that would be much more of a superstition, Right?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Amy]

So if you cross your fingers, it keeps the spirits warm. What was it?

[Bobby]

Well, at the intersection, that's where the spirits live. And if you make a wish at the exact point, you trap the luck in there and then it'll make it come true.

[Amy]

Oh, for good luck. Not for lying. I always just think of lying. Like if you cross your fingers, then you're not.

[Morgan]

Like you're not telling a lie.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And then if you cross your toes, though that's what they don't look.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay, so the last one is wishing upon a star. In 2nd century Greece, people thought that falling stars meant the sky had cracked open and the gods were looking down for just one second, There was a direct line to the divine, making it the only time your wish was loud enough for them to hear it.

[Morgan]

And that's cool.

[Amy]

That's pretty cool.

[Morgan]

So like the sky cracked open and you're connected with God.

[Eddie]

Mm, that pretty cool.

[Morgan]

That is cool.

[Amy]

You ever seen a big Old shooting star. Like a big one.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Really?

[Morgan]

Yeah. When I was a kid and they said that it landed probably about in Mexico, probably about 30, 30 miles from my house. But my brother and I were outside and it was like a. Whoa. It was huge. I don't even remember. It didn't. To me, it didn't look like a star. It looked like a bunch of lightning flashes. It was so close.

[Amy]

I've not seen anything ever like that. That wasn't on television.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I'll never forget it. It's crazy.

[Bobby]

Also, witchery refers to the practice of witchcraft or sorcery.

[Amy]

So witchery is the practice of witchcraft. Witchcraft, I guess is the noun. Witchery is the verb.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I wasn't 100% about that. So I wanted to fact checked myself in case I needed to say. That's not a word they used to

[Amy]

just always anything unexplained they would just say was a monster or demon. You'll see this now too at times because, and I can use things of non human origin. They're like, oh, you don't want to mess with those, those are demons. But 150 years ago, you know what was not able to be explained was a tornado. So they said, no, that's the devil. So that those conditions, that's the devil. And that was their scientific explanation was it was a demon, a tornado was a demon. But it's because they didn't have the understanding of what scientifically it actually was. And you see that with a lot of things even now if there's no scientific understanding, people will just go, ah, that's a demon, that's Jesus. That's whatever entity they want to assign it to. That often is what is assigned to scientifically unexplained things. Not just now, but forever. Because tornadoes used to be that or any sort of natural disaster was like an earthquake was a demon from the ground, an angry demon from the ground trying to come up. But then you start to realize tectonic plates and you start to see, understand the science of it and you go, oh, it really wasn't a demon. There are factors here in play that created the earthquake, that's all.

[Morgan]

So yeah, you're right, everyone was just dumber then.

[Amy]

And we're done and 200 years from now they're going to look at us and go, oh no, they were just dumber then. There's never been a time where way later on you didn't look back and go, they're just, they're dumber. The only time ever is I'M telling you, there was an entire civilization. In my opinion, if you go back to, like, the ancient Egyptians, where they had wildly advanced technology, they got wiped out, and so it started over. But there's a reason the pyramids are built exactly where they're built.

[Bobby]

Yeah, Pyramids are pretty fascinating.

[Amy]

There's, you know that mummies aren't in them, right? That's never a thing. They never found. They never found a single mummy in a pyramid.

[Morgan]

I thought, like, Napoleon, like, took them out and stuff and.

[Amy]

You mean Geraldo?

[Morgan]

No, no, like, Pink Tut. Like, I think, like, Napoleon took them out. Like.

[Eddie]

What do you mean, took them out?

[Morgan]

Like, like took the mummies out and, like, you know, showed them around and stuff. And then now they showed them around,

[Amy]

like, walked them and toward them.

[Morgan]

Y. Yeah. Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, you mean, like, got the dead mummies out?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I thought you meant, like, showing them. Hey, come over. I'll show you around my house.

[Morgan]

No, it's in the movie. It's in the Napoleon movie where he would take out the mummies and, like, open them up and show people.

[Amy]

I think we should. I'm happy to do a fact check here, but I'm almost positive there aren't mummies in pyramids. Let's see here. They are extremely rare. Most pyramids have either been heavily looted or were never at all. But it looks like there were occasionally mommies. Human remains, mostly. A mummified foot.

[Morgan]

Huh.

[Amy]

Bones. I guess I just pictured his mommy. The full toilet paper wrapped person.

[Eddie]

Yeah. That's insane.

[Amy]

And in every room, there was just a toilet paper rat person. A mummy of a sarcophagus. Yeah, it looks like mummies. So they were just like, dead body parts? For the most part.

[Morgan]

Oh, wow. Not like a whole person, but if

[Amy]

that's a mummy, that's a mummy. My mind, though, mummy was definitely toilet paper wrapped up. What's the most superstitious thing that you have you believe?

[Bobby]

I mean, I don't. This isn't fall under superstition. But the thing I've been thinking about is how I get messages from my mom and my dad through birds. And I feel like y' all are like, oh, that's stupid. And what if 200 years from now we realize the birds are sending messages?

[Amy]

You are absolutely right. And then I. To be fair, you're unfairly attacking me because I say I can't prove that's wrong.

[Bobby]

I'm not. I'm not attacking you.

[Amy]

You said. I said you're stupid.

[Bobby]

I did not.

[Morgan]

And, Amy, I'm with You. I did not believe what you believe.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby]

Or 200 years from now, they'll be like, yeah, there's no way birds are talking or sending any kind of messages.

[Morgan]

They were idiots.

[Bobby]

Yeah, y' all are stupid. So, yeah, that. That's not superstition, though. But I'll definitely knock on wood here and there, but that's just out of habit.

[Amy]

No, that's because you want the tree spirits to help you.

[Bobby]

No, it's not. It's sort of. We do that here on the show, where we're like, ah, I better say this. Knock on wood. Like, I've never broken a bone. I've never broken a bone.

[Morgan]

No, no. Knock on wood, please, Amy.

[Bobby]

Exactly.

[Amy]

I think mine is if I'm in the middle of watching an Arkansas game and you tell me, you guys got it wrapped up, or first you're gonna

[Bobby]

lose, and then you're gonna blame. If you do lose. Blame the loss on that question being asked.

[Amy]

Yeah. No, not ask. Being told. Like, hey, congratulations. Well, you guys are really playing great. Don't. Nope. We just lost. Thank you. We just lost.

[Bobby]

Thank you. See, that's silly.

[Amy]

Okay. And your bird talking. Mom ain't.

[Bobby]

No, it ain't,

[Eddie]

Eddie.

[Morgan]

I mean, I'm with Amy. Just the bird.

[Amy]

That's your most superstitious thing.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Because I would say, like, you know, we all wear Cowboys jerseys when the Cowboys play, but they always lose, so that can't be it. We've proven over and over that that doesn't work. Sitting on the couch a certain way when the Cowboys play, none of that works. So I'm going with Amy the dove. The dove is my dad.

[Amy]

Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

It's easy. When I'm watching whatever sports team, I wear a shirt. See, if they win, it doesn't get washed. You have to wear it the same way it was with the germs on it. It has to be. It can't be clean. You wear it again to the next game, next game, and it's a loser. That's when you finally wash it.

[Amy]

Do you believe that?

[Eddie]

I do believe it, but I.

[Morgan]

How do you believe it if they just lose and then you wash it again?

[Eddie]

And, I mean, if I'm sitting on the couch, I have to sit in the same spot. Like, it's just weird. Like, I do those things, and I do believe it. I'm like, oh, I can't move from this spot.

[Amy]

See? And I don't know that I believe it, but I don't want to mess with it in case I'M wrong.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Morgan]

Just in case.

[Amy]

Yeah, because, like, I don't believe that stuff, but I don't. But just in case I'm wrong, because I'm wrong a lot. I don't want to mess with it because my wife will go like, you're not a superstitious person and you actually think you have the power to affect that game and all the hundred thousand people watching it. And I'm like, no. But just in case I do. Morgan, anything?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I do believe breaking glass brings you bad luck. Because I've had breaking glass. Yeah. I've had it happen to me so many times. Like, you know how? Or like you break a mirror or break glass, Anything like that. I'm notorious for breaking glass for some reason. And every time I've broken glass, something bad almost immediately happens. Happens right after. Either I break more glass or like, I cut open my foot or something happens.

[Amy]

Well, I would say if you break glass, one of the things that could possibly happen more times than not is you cut yourself because of the glass, because of the.

[Lunchbox]

But it's like separated, so it'll happen like, you know, a couple hours later, I'll be like, out on a walk and I cut myself doing something. Like it's. They're coincided with bad events. And I very much believe it. Cause I've watched it happen. And I don't know why. I don't know why breaking those things would make me feel that way or make me have those experiences, but I believe it.

[Amy]

Mike, you. I don't like even numbers. So if I do anything, it has to be to a negative number or odd number. That itself is odd. Because most people, if they have that weird complex, it's even.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Like, if anything's. Like, if I go run and I do like 2 miles, I have to do 2.1. Interesting, because a lot of that is people, they want balance, so that's why they want the even. It's not just about a number. It's about the balance.

[Mike]

If you.

[Amy]

For the number 16, you get eight and eight. Everything's balanced. And they're trying to balance their life. Right. You're odd. Yeah, I just like odd numbers. Has to be an odd number.

[Lunchbox]

Will you guys step on cracks?

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Amy]

I've broken a lot of mom's backs. Women's backs.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I've broken mom's backs.

[Bobby]

I don't like stepping on them. My ex boyfriend, when we would hike, and he was always real particular about this. If there's a tree and we're hiking, we both had To. We couldn't split the tree if. Yeah.

[Morgan]

Are y' all holding hands?

[Bobby]

No. I mean, sometimes. Most of the time. Not for, like, hiking. But he would be like, you have to go on the same side. Like, if I would split it. He said that was, like, a thing.

[Morgan]

That just sounds like ocd.

[Amy]

I've heard that.

[Eddie]

I've heard it. I don't.

[Amy]

I don't live it. That's my second one.

[Bobby]

Really? Yeah. I don't know that he's a real superstitious person, but that's one. He would get real, like, what are you doing? I was like, sorry, don't split the pole.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's weird.

[Bobby]

Oh, no. You're supposed to go on the. Go on the same side. Don't split the tree.

[Amy]

Anybody else going once?

[Morgan]

I don't like sitting on the same side of the booth.

[Amy]

I don't like mayonnaise.

[Eddie]

Well, that's not a superstition. That's just. I know.

[Amy]

We're just getting to stupid stuff now. We're just getting stupid stuff.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Amy]

Good job. We were talking with a listener a few weeks ago, and we're talking about road trip games, and we've done this years ago, so if you miss, you're out. We're going memory. Okay. Us five. Me, Amy, Lunchbox, Morgan, and Eddie. It's the memory game. You can play this on a road trip. Are you guys ready to play? And I'll just do it like this.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Amy]

I went to the store today and was looking for something cool to get, and I got me an apple. Amy.

[Bobby]

I went to the store today and I got an apple and a banana.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Eddie]

I went to the store today and I got an apple, a banana, and a cantaloupe.

[Amy]

We're staying. Fruit, huh?

[Bobby]

Right.

[Eddie]

Now, I thought, that's weird. I thought, oh, I.

[Bobby]

It can evolve.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

It's just gotta be alphabetical.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. I went to the store today and I got an apple and a banana and a cantaloupe, and I saw an elephant.

[Bobby]

No, you're out.

[Amy]

Oh, you're G. D. What do you think comes after C?

[Bobby]

D?

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Lunchbox]

Sorry.

[Amy]

It threw me off.

[Bobby]

You guys were talking about it.

[Eddie]

K. State Shout out.

[Bobby]

Sorry.

[Amy]

Okay, hold on. We're gonna give you round one. We're gonna give you round one, but after C comes D. Okay. Okay, so start again.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

I went to the store today, and I got apple and a banana and a cantaloupe, and I saw a dog.

[Morgan]

Oh, boy. Okay.

[Bobby]

You have to see it or get, like, do we have to say that part?

[Amy]

Do. Do what you do.

[Bobby]

Okay, hold on, hold on.

[Morgan]

I went to the store today and I got an apple. I got a banana, I got a cantaloupe, and I saw a dog and I ate it.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Amy]

No. Do you not know how the game works?

[Bobby]

Eat.

[Morgan]

Ate it.

[Amy]

A is an A. E, E. Oh, damn. You Eat.

[Morgan]

You're right, you're right.

[Amy]

Guys, guys, what's happening?

[Morgan]

You're right. There's an A. Dang it.

[Amy]

You have to pick an item, A noun, and also eight is a.

[Morgan]

Okay. All right, guys.

[Amy]

Amy, Are they messing with me?

[Morgan]

Can I do it again? I'm worried, dude, memory is. That's.

[Amy]

That's not even memory.

[Eddie]

That's spelling.

[Morgan]

You're right, you're right. That's just too much to remember. But, okay, let me start over. Let me start over.

[Bobby]

Are you thinking, like, the number 8?

[Morgan]

I went to the store today and I got. I got me an apple. Wait, right, apple?

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Morgan]

Banana.

[Amy]

You can't ask us.

[Morgan]

Right? Apple. And I got a banana, I got a cantaloupe, and I saw an elephant.

[Amy]

Oh, my God. This is the first round, so you're not getting kicked out.

[Eddie]

But.

[Amy]

Stop, Stop.

[Bobby]

You did that as a joke, right?

[Amy]

Are you kidding?

[Bobby]

Well, what's after C?

[Morgan]

D?

[Bobby]

So what'd she see?

[Morgan]

A deer.

[Amy]

No, I forgot.

[Morgan]

Guys, I forgot what this is on purpose.

[Bobby]

He saw her.

[Morgan]

A dog. A dog. That's it.

[Bobby]

That's it.

[Morgan]

All right, let me start over.

[Mike]

Let's start over.

[Bobby]

I can't tell if he's joking.

[Amy]

I don't think he is. I thought he was. I don't think he is.

[Eddie]

I think he is.

[Morgan]

Let me start over. I went to the store today, I got myself an apple, a banana, a cantaloupe. I saw a dog, and that was with an elephant.

[Amy]

Okay, Went to the store today and I got an apple, a banana, a cantaloupe. I saw a dog that was with an elephant, and I climbed a fig tree.

[Bobby]

Okay? I went to the store and I got an apple, a banana, a cantaloupe. I saw a dog. It was with an elephant. Near a fig tree or you got a fig tree? Climbed a fig tree and don't get attitude. Ate some grapes.

[Amy]

Okay, you got attitude there.

[Mike]

Not with you.

[Bobby]

I just never played where we implement seeing a dog and climbing a tree.

[Amy]

I never played where people were this stupid. I'm gonna be honest.

[Bobby]

First time, you just go to the store and you buy something.

[Amy]

Okay, wait.

[Morgan]

Oh, this is tough, man. This is tough.

[Amy]

You can't write anything down.

[Eddie]

I have to write. What letter is next? I don't know.

[Amy]

You can't write anything down.

[Morgan]

That's why I said no.

[Eddie]

I don't know what.

[Amy]

I'm just the whole. Oh, my God, please take a baseball bat and just smash my head in. Not even you guys.

[Bobby]

We'll get it.

[Eddie]

I'm sorry. That's what I'm saying.

[Jenny Garth]

No.

[Amy]

What?

[Bobby]

No, I'm asking you.

[Eddie]

I had to write it down. It's an H, I, I.

[Amy]

You can't write anything down. That's the point of the game.

[Bobby]

Oh, I'm not telling you what I said.

[Morgan]

I forgot already. It's gonna be tough, dude. I don't remember.

[Eddie]

Bobby.

[Bobby]

Should we show them?

[Amy]

No, we should just find new friends. Can we start over? No.

[Eddie]

No.

[Amy]

We should do.

[Eddie]

We're not gonna start over.

[Bobby]

Lunchboxes gonna go.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I went to the store. I got an apple, a banana, a cantaloupe. I saw a dog with an elephant, and then I climbed up a fig tree. Then I ate some grapes, and then I went home.

[Morgan]

Good.

[Bobby]

Now we're at home, Morgan.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I went to the store, and I got an apple and a banana and a cantaloupe, and I saw a dog with an elephant, and I climbed a fig tree, and I ate some grapes, and then I went home and I drew some ink.

[Amy]

Interesting to draw ink, but we'll go with it.

[Morgan]

Okay?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby]

No, it's not interesting. Stop talking. I have it.

[Eddie]

Hold on.

[Amy]

It doesn't make sense. My ink is an eye. Yeah, maybe Amy, just let it go.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Morgan]

Glue.

[Bobby]

You found some ink.

[Amy]

Ink counts.

[Eddie]

Inks.

[Morgan]

And I wrote.

[Amy]

That's why I laughed at it. That's why I laughed at.

[Bobby]

But her home could be an igloo.

[Amy]

I get it, but you can't pick her eye.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's my eye.

[Amy]

You can't say igloo. She already used eye.

[Morgan]

I can't remember everything you guys are saying now. Can I.

[Amy]

Can I go?

[Morgan]

I went to the store today. I got an apple, I got a banana, I got cantaloupe, and I saw a dog, and I saw an elephant. And then you got in a fig tree, and then you. I got some grapes, too, with that. And then lunchbox, he went home, and then Amy, Morgan did some with ink, and then I jumped.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Off a building.

[Lunchbox]

We all did.

[Bobby]

To my death.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Amy]

I went to the store today. I got an apple and a banana and a cantaloupe with a dog, rode an elephant, climbed a fig tree, ate some grapes, went home. Drew ink, then I jumped. And met the king from Burger King.

[Morgan]

Yedke.

[Bobby]

Okay. I went to the store, and I got an apple, banana, cantaloupe. I saw a dog with an elephant. I climbed a fig tree, ate some grapes, then I went home, drew something or drew ink. Then I jumped. Then I met the king from Burger King and licked a lollipop.

[Morgan]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

Nice.

[Eddie]

I went to the store, got an apple, got a banana, got some cantaloupe, then I saw a dog with an elephant. Then I climbed a fig tree, then I ate some grapes. I went home, drew some ink, jumped, then I met the king from Burger King, and then I licked a lollipop and then drank some mustard.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Okay.

[Bobby]

Where are we drinking this?

[Lunchbox]

I went to the store and got an apple and a banana and a cantaloupe. And I saw a dog with an elephant, and I climbed a fig tree, and I ate some grapes, and then I went home, drew some ink, jumped, met the king from Burger King, licked a lollipop, drank some mustard, gave my cat a name.

[Morgan]

I went to the store, I got me an apple, banana, cantaloupe. I saw a dog with an elephant, jumped on a fig tree, got some grapes. I went home, I wrote some ink. What did I do? Oh, I jumped. I saw the king from Burger King. That's cool. I licked a lollipop, I drank some mustard. What'd you say? And she took a nap. No.

[Amy]

You're out. She named her dog, Named her name.

[Bobby]

Her name?

[Amy]

Her cat name.

[Jenny Garth]

Name.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Named her.

[Bobby]

She gave her cat a name.

[Amy]

Yeah. Our first one eliminated is Eddie. Eddie. Good run, buddy. Good run. Good run.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Amy]

Went to the store, bought an apple, banana, and a cantaloupe with a dog and an elephant. And climbed a fig tree, ate some grapes. Abcdefgh. I went home, drew some ink, jumped, met the king from Burger King, licked a lollipop, drank some mustard, named a

[Morgan]

cat,

[Amy]

hugged an octopus.

[Bobby]

Mmm. Okay. I went to the store, I got apples, apple, banana, cantaloupe, saw a dog with an elephant, climbed a fig tree, ate some grapes, went home, drew some ink, jumped, met the king from Burger King, licked a lollipop, drank mustard, named my cat. What'd you say?

[Amy]

That's often the hardest one. The one that. The last one you know, because you're thinking about you next.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Because you're O and I'm P. Because I was gonna say went B. Oh.

[Morgan]

Went P. That's funny.

[Amy]

What's myo.

[Bobby]

I don't. I don't even know.

[Amy]

And dang, you're good at this, too. You just lost focus for a second.

[Bobby]

I did lose focus. Totally. Because now I can't.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Morgan]

Oh, is she out?

[Bobby]

Odor. Odor. I'm thinking.

[Morgan]

Oh, you're still thinking.

[Amy]

Hey, you're in the bleachers.

[Bobby]

Octopus. You hugged it.

[Amy]

Correct.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Phew.

[Amy]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Wait, but yours.

[Bobby]

Did you pee? Oh, went pee.

[Eddie]

All right, go ahead, man. I wanted pee.

[Lunchbox]

Why?

[Eddie]

I had something good. Went to the store, got an apple, banana, cantaloupe. Saw a dog and an elephant. Climbed a fig tree. Fig, E, F, G. Oh, I ate some grapes. Then I went home, drew some ink, jumped, met the king from Burger King, licked a lollipop.

[Mike]

Oh.

[Eddie]

Then I drank mustard. Then Morgan named her cat Bobby, hugged an octopus. Amy went P, Q. And then I had some quiche.

[Amy]

Solid, if that's how it's spelled. I gotta be honest, I don't know how to spell quiche.

[Bobby]

Q, U, I, C, H, E. Good pull.

[Amy]

Good pull.

[Eddie]

I didn't have another word for Q.

[Amy]

Okay, I don't want the queef.

[Morgan]

No, you wouldn't.

[Amy]

Oh, but it had to. It's only what I can think of. Right then, I guess. Question. Yeah, you're good.

[Lunchbox]

Or.

[Amy]

Oh, my goodness.

[Lunchbox]

Quarterback.

[Jenny Garth]

No, no, you're good.

[Bobby]

You're right. Okay.

[Amy]

I forgot this now.

[Eddie]

Oh, got it, Got it.

[Morgan]

Go ahead.

[Jenny Garth]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby]

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[Mike]

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[Lunchbox]

I went to the store and I got an apple and a banana and a cantaloupe and I saw a dog with an elephant I climbed a fig tree and I ate some grapes and then I went home and drew some ink abcdfg abcdfg H, I, J and I went and jumped and then I met the king from Burger King

[Mike]

and

[Lunchbox]

then I ABC Alphabet A, B, C, D, E, F, G, L I licked a lollipop, drank some mustard, named my cat, hugged an octopus I went pee and then I did something with quiche I found a rock.

[Eddie]

You've been eliminated.

[Jenny Garth]

How?

[Amy]

What you do?

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Eddie]

I licked a lollipop and then she said, I drank mustard. I went home after she licked the lollipop.

[Bobby]

No, you didn't.

[Lunchbox]

You've been eliminated. You've been eliminated.

[Bobby]

She said, good try, dude.

[Amy]

All right, all right, all right.

[Bobby]

She said she went home.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, but did anybody know what I said for art?

[Amy]

All right.

[Morgan]

Oh, no. Did you hear her?

[Amy]

No, because he was yelling, you went home.

[Morgan]

You have to repeat that.

[Lunchbox]

Is that consensus?

[Amy]

Okay, well, I don't know what you

[Lunchbox]

said, because I found a rock.

[Amy]

Got it. Okay.

[Bobby]

We've. We've implemented all these other letters that start because we're like, all you gotta

[Amy]

do is hit the word.

[Bobby]

Okay? You just say, hit the word.

[Amy]

What store? Got an apple, banana, cantaloupe, dog, road, elephant, Climbed a fig tree, ate some grapes. HDFG Home. Thanks, Lightbox. Forgot that one. H, I drew some ink, J, jump, met the king from Burger King. K, L like some lollipops, M. Drank some mustard, N, named the cat O. Hugged an octopus. Amy went P, lunchbox, ate quiche. Morgan found a rock, I stabbed an old lady.

[Morgan]

Dang. Hell of a day.

[Bobby]

Stabbed an old lady.

[Morgan]

That's a full day right there, guys.

[Bobby]

Okay, I went to the store, I got an apple, banana, cantaloupe, saw a dog with an elephant, climbed a fig tree, ate some grapes, went home, drew ink, jumped, met the king from Burger King, licked a lollipop, drank mustard, named my cat, hugged an octopus, went pee, ate quiche, found a rock, stabbed an old lady. Hmm. Guess we don't really have a theme,

[Morgan]

so do whatever you want. Ah.

[Bobby]

Got in my truck.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

All right. So, went to store, got an apple, banana, cantaloupe. So, dog, elephant, fig tree, grapes, went home, drew some ink, jumped, met the king from Burger King, licked a lollipop, drank some mustard, named your cat, hugged an octopus, went pee, pee, ate some quiche, found a rock, stabbed an old lady. Amy got up in her truck, T, R. And I got out my umbrella.

[Amy]

Good one.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Stabbed, truck, umbrella. Okay. I went to the store, and I got an apple and a banana and a cantaloupe. And I saw a dog with an elephant, and I climbed a fig tree, and I ate some grapes. And then I went home, I drew some ink, I jumped on whatever and met the king from Burger King. I licked a lollipop, drank mustard, named my cat abcd

[Amy]

L, M, N O.

[Lunchbox]

Hugged an octopus, I went pee, I

[Bobby]

ate quiche,

[Lunchbox]

rock, found my rock, stabbed an old lady, got in the truck, found an umbrella, Played a violin.

[Bobby]

Wow.

[Amy]

Went to the store, got an apple, and A banana and a cantaloupe. With a dog and an elephant Up a fig tree, ate grapes, went home, drew with ink, jumped, met the king from Burger King, licked the lollipops, mustard named a cat, hugged an octopus, peed, ate quiche, found a rock, stabbed an old lady, got in my truck with an umbrella and played my violin. Oh, I gotta do another one. Got him after V. Oh. I was like, celebrate.

[Eddie]

Good job.

[Amy]

And fondled my wiener.

[Bobby]

Wait, what?

[Amy]

Whoa.

[Bobby]

You have to say that?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

All right, Amy, you're out of the game.

[Bobby]

I went to the store, I got an apple, banana, cantaloupe, saw a dog with an elephant, climbed a fig tree, ate some grapes, went home, drew ink, jumped, met the king from Burger King, looked a lollipop, drank mustard, named my cat, hugged, hugged octopus, went pee, ate some quiche, found a rock, stabbed an old lady, got my truck with the umbrella, played the violin and a wiener and took Xanax.

[Eddie]

Nice.

[Amy]

All right, lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Yeah, man. Went to the store, got an apple, banana, cantaloupe, saw a dog and an elephant Climbed up that good old fig tree, ate some grapes, Then I went home, drew some ink, jumped, met the king from Burger King, licked a lollipop, drank some mustard, named her cat, hugged an octopus, Amy went pee, I ate some quiche, Morgan found a rock, Bobby stabbed an old lady. Amy got up in her truck, I got an umbrella, Morgan played the violin, fondled a wiener and then took some Xanax. Now what do I do?

[Morgan]

What comes after X? What do you mean?

[Amy]

Dude, do you think. Do you think X is the last letter?

[Eddie]

No. I thought Xanax was Z. I don't know how to. I don't.

[Bobby]

We're missing a few of them.

[Morgan]

Wiener to Xanax.

[Amy]

Amy, what's happening?

[Eddie]

I really. I don't. I. I. Wiener to. Sorry, I'm not around Xanax.

[Amy]

What letter comes after, like, W? Then what was Amy did? X.

[Eddie]

When she said it, I was just like, oh, I guess we're going with Z now. I literally thought that.

[Bobby]

Did you think I had a special Alphabet?

[Eddie]

I thought, okay, we're just going straight to Z. I didn't know. So I was like, A, B, C, D, O, G, A. You're at Y, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y. And then I started yodeling.

[Morgan]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. We've done a lot of things in this day. Okay. I went to the store, I got an apple and a banana and a cantaloupe, and I saw a dog with an elephant, and I climbed a Fig tree, and I ate some grapes. I went home, drew some ink, did some jumping, met the king from Burger King, licked a lollipop, drank some mustard, named a cat, hugged an octopus, went pee, ate some quiche, named a rock, found a rock, I stabbed an old lady, got in my truck with an umbrella, played a violin, saw a wiener, took Xanax, yodeled and hung out with a zebra.

[Morgan]

You go back to a.

[Amy]

You're supposed to go, let her run. No, you do it.

[Bobby]

It was just like, game's over.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's four.

[Amy]

One, then it's over.

[Morgan]

And then I'. No, no, no.

[Amy]

You're the only loser. Yeah, you're the only loser.

[Morgan]

You got to keep going around.

[Amy]

This could go two days, right?

[Morgan]

Hey, let's go.

[Amy]

Okay, one more round.

[Morgan]

We're road tripping.

[Bobby]

Okay, one more round with everything we.

[Amy]

No, just one more each.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Morgan]

No, from the. From the A. Right. From the apple.

[Amy]

Yeah. I'll just start at A again. ABCD Then if everybody's still in, everybody wins.

[Bobby]

Okay?

[Amy]

Eddie just doesn't want to be alone and be the only loser.

[Morgan]

Correct.

[Amy]

And I even forgot what Morgan just said.

[Morgan]

I did, too.

[Jenny Garth]

Oh, well.

[Bobby]

Z. You know what's like a Z? It's easy. Oh, yeah, I have Xanax.

[Eddie]

Hey, call me stupid, that's fine.

[Bobby]

No, that's. Actually, you're right in not knowing that. I just was. It was either Xanax or Xylophone. That's the only or X rated X ray. Oh, I didn't think of that.

[Amy]

Okay, apple, banana, cantaloupe, dog, elephant, fig tree, grapes, home, ink, jump, King from Burger King. Like a lollipop, mustard, name a cat, hug an octopus, go pee, quiche, rock stabbing, old lady, truck, umbrella, violin, wiener, Xanax. What was yodel Almost didn't get that one. Zebra ant. Saw an ant on the ground.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Bobby]

I went to the store and I got an apple, banana, a cantaloupe, saw a dog with an elephant, climbed a fig tree, ate some grapes, went home, drew ink, jumped, saw a king from Burger King, licked a little lollipop, drank mustard, named my cat, hugged an octopus, went pee, ate quiche, saw rock, stabbed an old lady, got in my truck with my umbrella, P, q, r, s, t, u, v, played a violin, u, v, w, w, W. Hold on. Huh? Why can't I think of this? Waddled. No, it's not waddled, it's yodeled. Hold on, hold on. I'm thinking.

[Amy]

You're saying.

[Bobby]

Okay, no, no, I'm thinking it through. I'm Not. Sorry. I know it's not waddle.

[Amy]

15 seconds.

[Bobby]

Because it's Yodel.

[Amy]

Go ahead.

[Bobby]

Windex. Watermelon. W. Did I have this one? No, I had xanax.

[Amy]

You have 10 seconds.

[Bobby]

Violin. Oh, you said, w played with my wiener. Wiener.

[Morgan]

Wiener.

[Amy]

You skipped Q. I did quiche. Didn't say quiche.

[Bobby]

I didn't say quiche.

[Amy]

I don't believe so, guys.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Bobby]

Oh, I don't know either. I got focused on her. Oh.

[Eddie]

If I did, I lost track of what.

[Amy]

Maybe. Maybe you did. Mike, what do you think? I didn't hear. Dude, we're all tired.

[Bobby]

I feel. I know in my head, I said peach because I went through Lunchbox, and I was like, maybe you did, but I could have easily skipped it. Sorry, I thought we were.

[Amy]

You know what? All four of us are winners, all right? Only one of us is a loser.

[Morgan]

That's me.

[Amy]

You ever have a neighbor that's a complete jerk?

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Amy]

Really?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby]

Remember they emailed me.

[Amy]

Oh, the one that said, oh, you think you're so hot.

[Bobby]

No, it wasn't so hot. Like, you think you're too good for us.

[Amy]

Okay, I paraphrase.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Like, you're hot stuff.

[Amy]

Yeah. Oh, Amy, that was a.

[Morgan]

You say mean neighbor.

[Bobby]

Well, it was. I don't know what it was. What did you say? A drill jerk. Would you.

[Morgan]

A real jerk? Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I think you said, a real jerk. So, no, I went. I would file it under maybe a little tipsy and decided to speak her mind and email me a very rude note that hurt my feelings. And she signed it, every mom on our street.

[Amy]

Unfair to sign up for every mom on the street. If every mom signs it, then, yeah, but you can't sign up for every mom, right? You had a real jerk.

[Morgan]

He was just very into my stuff. Like, he would just come up with a little shovel like he was gardening, and be like, huh, I notice you come from that side of the street. Why do you. Why do you, when you enter the neighborhood, go that way? I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, what's your business? Or he'd look into my garage and be like, huh? Man, started cleaning that garage, huh? Like, stuff like that.

[Amy]

Why?

[Morgan]

I'd have no idea. Or I'd be grilling the backyard, and he'd look over my fence, be like, that smells good. Love to have some of that. And I'd be like, dude, get away from me.

[Amy]

And you guys were never friends?

[Morgan]

Never. He was so weird.

[Amy]

Whatever happened to him? I moved away oh, you left him?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

For that reason.

[Morgan]

No, no, I just moved.

[Amy]

Lunchbox ever happened?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I did. It was a her.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Eddie]

And she was all up in my business because my neighborhood didn't have street lights. You had these lamps in your front yard, and it was like, that was the streetlight. They were supposed to be working. And she stops me one day and says, hey, you know how you fix that? And she goes through detailed instructions on how to fix it. Whatever. I'm not fixing it. Cool. Week later, she has written the instructions word for word and put it on the car windshield. Then I'd be in the backyard trimming trees.

[Amy]

She put on your car windshield, like, under the wiper?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Morgan]

And then you were trimming trees?

[Eddie]

I was trimming trees in the backyard. And she would stand on her back porch. What about that branch over there? You need to get that branch.

[Morgan]

What's wrong with people?

[Eddie]

Like, unbelievable things just all the time. Just annoying. Everything nitpicking. Like, one time my dog busted through the fence. I get it. I fixed the fence. And then she went, my dog bust through the fence again because it was a puppy and pooped in her backyard. Instead of picking it up, she put flags down in her yard until I got home and told me exactly where the dog had pooped and I need to come pick it up. I just. Crazy.

[Amy]

Was she old?

[Morgan]

No.

[Eddie]

No. She was, like, 30.

[Amy]

I don't have bad experiences with any neighbors, but I never get to know my neighbors.

[Morgan]

That's true.

[Amy]

So I don't know many of my

[Morgan]

neighbors, but Amy didn't try to get her to know this neighbor either.

[Bobby]

Well, I wasn't trying to get to know her. I wasn't purposely not trying to get to know her.

[Amy]

Sounds like you were a little too good for that neighbor circle.

[Bobby]

I didn't even know there was a circle happening without me. It'd just be like, if I happened to turn right down the street, she'd be like, we see you turn and avoid us. And I'm like, well, no, that was the route of my walk.

[Amy]

That's so weird.

[Morgan]

Is your wife, like, does she want to meet the neighbors and you don't? Is that the situation now?

[Amy]

Yeah, she would meet the neighbors.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Amy]

Yeah, she has. No, my wife's much more normal, but now we don't have neighbors on one side now they sold their house on the other side of Amy's friends.

[Morgan]

But, like, if someone were to move in the new house, your wife would be like, hey, we should go meet the neighbors.

[Amy]

No, it's just like kind of a far walk.

[Morgan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Different situation. You guys have more real estate between y'. All.

[Amy]

It's kind of like Vegas looks like right next door the casino, but it just takes a while to get over there, you know? So there's a guy in Minneapolis who is suing the former owners of his home for not disclosing that the neighbor's a douchebag.

[Eddie]

Hilarious.

[Amy]

His name is Davis Maturi. He alleges there was previous behavior from the neighbor that raised a red flag and that something should have been said in the disclosure statement before buying.

[Morgan]

Honey.

[Amy]

In 2024, Moturi was shot by the neighbor, John Sawcheck, while doing some front yard tree trimming. That came after more than a year of harassment and 38 calls to 911 in public records. He learned that a request for a restraining order had been filed by the person before him in that same house. If you disclose that, no one's going to buy it.

[Morgan]

No. No one.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Which seems shady.

[Amy]

Oh, that's not shitty. And you also don't know if they're gonna move or not. Now, you don't have to disclose that.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but you're moving because you. Because of this.

[Amy]

Yeah, but if I'm moving because the neighbor sucks, I'm not putting it in my disclosure that I'm leaving because my neighbor sucks.

[Bobby]

No. That's just so unfortunate.

[Morgan]

Do you ever meet the seller? Really? Like you never really.

[Bobby]

No.

[Amy]

No. But you do read the disclosure. Maturi is alleging that the sellers had a duty to disclose anything that would significantly affect an ordinary buyer's use and enjoyment of the property. That's from CBS News. I'd never heard of such a story.

[Morgan]

Where the documentary the Good Neighbor.

[Amy]

Oh, is it this story?

[Morgan]

Is it the perfect neighbor?

[Eddie]

Perfect Neighbor.

[Amy]

Is that the story?

[Eddie]

No, don't watch it.

[Amy]

What's it about?

[Morgan]

It's crazy.

[Amy]

A good, really good neighbor. And it's like 30 seconds and it ends well.

[Morgan]

She's the perfect neighbor.

[Eddie]

Perfect neighbor.

[Amy]

Okay, guys, stop saying stupid stuff. What's it about?

[Morgan]

That's the name of it. But she's not until she's not.

[Lunchbox]

Basically doesn't like a bunch of kids in her neighborhood. And it transpires because of that.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

It doesn't end well.

[Amy]

I didn't think it would.

[Morgan]

No, no. And the whole neighborhood is against her for sure.

[Eddie]

But it's bad.

[Morgan]

You didn't like it. Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Oh, man. It's rough. One to watch.

[Morgan]

It's all body cam footage too, for the most.

[Eddie]

All from the Police over and over.

[Morgan]

Did she call the cops? Millions of times.

[Amy]

I don't want to spoil anything.

[Morgan]

No, that's it. I mean you don't really know the.

[Amy]

No, I don't but I was going to ask a question that could spoil it.

[Morgan]

Let's see, let's see.

[Amy]

Is there murder involved?

[Morgan]

Not answering that.

[Eddie]

No comment.

[Amy]

The perfect neighbor. 81% of rotten tomatoes.

[Morgan]

It's pretty good.

[Eddie]

It's really good but awful.

[Morgan]

But don't watch it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's one of those just like man, you like you get done watching

[Morgan]

it, you don't feel better.

[Eddie]

Watch yourself.

[Amy]

Not all screen time is bad.

[Morgan]

I agree with that.

[Eddie]

Yeah like if you're watching sports we've

[Amy]

been hearing for years this is from study finds how harmful too much screen time is still true of too much But a new study suggests how you use the screens matter way more than how long you're on them. Scrolling. Oh, I've been buying stuff late at night. Cuz I wake up in the middle of night. I'm having a bad sleep world right now. Wake up for like three hours every night. I've been buying stupid stuff.

[Morgan]

What are you buying?

[Amy]

I bought two Michael Jordan paintings that were painted like really abstract. Look like a six year old but a really good sixth grader. Six year old painted it on Etsy. No, no, I figured out the Etsy thing though. I got into my account. Yeah but these paintings, I haven't even got them yet.

[Morgan]

Are they original paintings or like replicas?

[Amy]

Prints.

[Morgan]

Prints, yeah.

[Amy]

What am I gonna do with them? I just thought well that looks cool. Looks like a really good six year old painted that. And it's like Michael Jordan's famous, you know his shot against the Utah Jazz game six. There's another one. Slam dunk contest, 1987. Maybe I'm not even gonna frame it but I've been buying stupid stuff. But this one says if you're scrolling late at night, doom scrolling stressful fights, that's bad. But if you're connecting with friends and family, learning something new or engaging in meaningful ways, that's good. I'm going to tell you this, that I would bet money that they put babies in a room and they go okay, do you mind if we borrow your infant for a second? Even your toddler and they make sure that even babies that don't even know what's up are attracted to screenshots. Our baby loves a screen. Doesn't even know what it is. But if there's a phone and something's on it, she's like, where is it? Gotta find it with my eyes. It's not just about light either, because I've experimented, done other little lights. Nope. Loves the screen. They're ups.

[Bobby]

Just.

[Amy]

They're up to no good. They're addicting us early.

[Morgan]

Telling you it's gonna freak you out. Dude. When you see. When you see the baby kind of like go through a phone and know how to navigate.

[Amy]

I can't. Why should be my assistant.

[Morgan]

Delete emails and everything. Yeah.

[Amy]

Do you guys look at your screens? Are you up or down in screen time?

[Bobby]

I don't know.

[Amy]

You don't get your report every week. No, I'm actually down on mine.

[Bobby]

If you're listening to books on Audible, it's not.

[Amy]

Not screen time.

[Bobby]

Okay. Because, like, are you sure? I've been.

[Eddie]

I feel like that counts. Like. Because, like, if you listen to a. Like if you're playing golf and you use 18 birdies, it says you're on your phone for five hours that day. And it's like.

[Amy]

But if you keep pulling it up and looking at it, that's a bit different. If you're just listening, your screen's not lit up. If you're using your phone every shot. Well, we'll find out, see where it is, and you're putting it in. That's a lot. That's significant. Screen time.

[Morgan]

What about streaming, like, soccer games? I've been doing that.

[Amy]

That's screen time.

[Morgan]

Okay. How do I get there?

[Bobby]

I don't know.

[Morgan]

General.

[Amy]

Type in screen time.

[Morgan]

Oh, yes, I forgot you can do that.

[Amy]

Mine is so much lower because I just have to pay attention to the baby sometimes.

[Bobby]

What?

[Amy]

Yeah, I just put the phone away.

[Bobby]

Daily average, 3 hours, 49 minutes.

[Amy]

Good job.

[Bobby]

So I'm down.

[Morgan]

Can't get there. Searching for screen time.

[Amy]

All you have to do is pull the Pull down and type screen time.

[Bobby]

So this definitely doesn't factor Audible books.

[Eddie]

It doesn't. I looked it up, Amy. Bobby was right.

[Bobby]

Well, yeah, it wouldn't because I've been crushing some books lately.

[Morgan]

Screen time. Am I stupid? Morgan.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I got it. Two hours, eight minutes. Wow.

[Amy]

Even less. Makes sense.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Morgan]

I've been streaming a lot, dude. And then DraftKings. I'm checking the scores all the time.

[Bobby]

So what's yours?

[Morgan]

I don't know.

[Bobby]

Morgan's looking scary. He's already saying maybe.

[Morgan]

Hey, maybe I got rid of it. So I didn't know.

[Amy]

Got rid of what?

[Morgan]

The Screen Time app.

[Amy]

I don't think you can.

[Bobby]

It's part of the phone, like, pulling up, right?

[Eddie]

In it says not found.

[Morgan]

Yeah, man. Oh, she found it.

[Amy]

You need to do app limits because you can set time.

[Morgan]

1 hour and 49 minutes. What is that? Oh, daily average.

[Amy]

You're on yours? None.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I guess not.

[Eddie]

So you're not streaming maybe?

[Morgan]

It's not counting the streaming.

[Amy]

It would count the streaming, yes. Mine's very low. Five hours, seven minutes.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Amy]

But that's so low. For me. Mine's always, like, seven or eight hours.

[Morgan]

But you did say you're hanging out with a baby more.

[Amy]

That's what I'm saying. Like, mine's five hours, seven minutes. That's so low. I thought you guys would be, like, beating me, and I'd be like, see, I got a lot better.

[Morgan]

No.

[Amy]

Wow, Mike. 2 hours, 48 minutes.

[Morgan]

I'd say we're all pretty healthy. What was yours?

[Bobby]

What the heck? Three hours, 49 minutes, Morgan.

[Eddie]

Oh, this is gonna be bad.

[Amy]

Yeah, I would think. Especially if you work on computer.

[Bobby]

That's her job.

[Amy]

I think I do.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I. Look, I work a lot on my computer, but, yeah, I'm five hours and 37 minutes.

[Eddie]

Five hours. Oh, you beat Bobby.

[Amy]

Yeah. I got a baby, dude.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Amy]

But also, like, I work on my phone a lot.

[Eddie]

I know, but I'm saying she spends more time than you.

[Amy]

Yeah, I got a baby.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Amy]

I was up there on seven or eight hours there for a while. Oh, I was rocking it.

[Morgan]

Crazy.

[Amy]

But I'd also watch TV on it a lot too.

[Morgan]

Yeah, same. It's crazy. Mine's so low and.

[Amy]

But also during the finals, I just watched, like, the fourth quarter because it was just come back every single time. Anyway, screens rock. I'm still a believer. I can't wait till we can actually put something on the screen and the baby. Watch it. Oh, yeah, that's gonna be heavy.

[Morgan]

That's gonna be really nice.

[Amy]

I'm gonna be like one of those guys in the 80s that would sell watches and, like, open their coat. I'm gonna have all screens. We go somewhere. Which one would you like? Whatever. Whatever distracts you. Okay. There you go. All right, that's it. Thank you guys for listening. We will see you tomorrow. If you're a part two er, we appreciate you way more than any of those part oners. Part Oners. All right, we'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody. Living with a rare autoimmune condition brings uncertainty, but it can also create community. In season six of Untold Life, with a severe autoimmune condition, they go beyond MG and cidp as host Martine Hackett welcomes stories from other conditions like myositis and IgAN into the conversation. Untold Stories is produced by Ruby Studio in partnership with Argenics. Listen to Untold Stories Life with a severe autoimmune condition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Service opens doors and at American Military University, it can open doors for the whole family. If you have a loved one who served in the military, you may qualify for reduced tuition. AMU offers flexible online programs designed to fit your schedule so you can keep moving forward wherever life takes you. Learn [e-mail] Military open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's AMU APUS Edumilitary. While the world watches the stars at the FIFA World Cup, Hyundai has its eyes on the next generation of talent. The future stars who are already turning heads at age 14 because next doesn't wait for an invitation. And Hyundai doesn't either. Hyundai has always moved the future within reach. Hyundai did it by making advanced safety standard on every vehicle and by engineering EVs with ultra fast charging capability. And Hyundai continues doing it every day because the future isn't some far off concept. It's already here. Next starts now. Hyundai an official partner of FIFA.

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[Amy]

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