TUES PT 2: Bobby Discovered The Meaning Of Life + How Bobby Survived Before His Wife + Passenger Jumps Out Of Self-Driving Car + Is Bobby Ignoring A Show Members Texts?

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – TUES PT 2: “Bobby Discovered The Meaning Of Life + How Bobby Survived Before His Wife + Passenger Jumps Out Of Self-Driving Car + Is Bobby Ignoring A Show Member’s Texts?”

Date: January 13, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones
Key Cast: Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Mike D, Ray
Main Theme:
A lively, wide-ranging discussion among the Bobby Bones Show crew focused on strange news stories, technological advances (especially self-driving cars), personal anecdotes about marriage dynamics and household survival skills, plus continued banter about fasting, life meaning, and their own ADD-inspired memory lapses.

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Episode Overview

This episode is classic “around the room” Bobby Bones: each member shares a quirky or shocking story, sparking tangents about crime, technology, airlines, relationships, and the perils of being forgetful or incompetent (on purpose). Throughout, Bobby and co. riff with their usual blend of irreverence, pop culture observations, and personal revelations. The running joke: Amy can’t remember anyone’s story, which becomes its own hilarious segment.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. [02:57] Crime & Caution Abroad: Human Heads on Sticks in Ecuador

• Amy reports on a grisly scene: “Five human heads were found on the beach in Ecuador” ([03:02]).
• Speculation: Drug-related violence, sending a message to rivals or snitches.
• Bobby: “I got the message. I’m not even there and I got the message.”
• The group debates the meaning of the Spanish-language warning sign (“This land is ours…”), with a sidebar on how even fishermen can be criminals.
• Gentle warning: If you’re traveling abroad, stay alert.

2. [03:48] Traveling to Costa Rica & Safety Myths

• Discussion transitions to Costa Rica’s reputation as a tourist spot.
• Bobby: “I stayed there for almost two months… They do not have a military… the people are super friendly… There are people with machine guns—but that’s to stop drug running, not rampant crime.” ([03:55–05:19])
• Animal life: monkeys, snakes, and the national chill.
• “Never saw any heads on sticks. That’s what I’ll say about that.” ([06:55])

3. [08:28] Space Debris: The Next Big Threat?

• Eddie: “We are now in 2026 in danger of flying debris from space coming into our airspace and hitting an airplane.” ([08:31])
• Discussion: Odds are 1 in 1,000 by 2030 of something hitting a plane.
• Bobby plays odds: “You happen to be on that ONE plane. That’s odds I'm gonna take.” ([10:19])
• Humorous analogy to 1970s littering: “It feels like littering in the ‘70s. Just throw crap out, see where it goes…” ([10:38])
• Group conclusion: Not likely to happen, but a weird thing to worry about.

4. [10:51] Self-Driving Car Mayhem: The Waymo Train Incident

• Mike D: “In Phoenix, they have those Waymos, the self-driving cars. One was caught going on the rail tracks… the passenger had to flee because a train was coming.” ([11:06])
• Reflection: Luck that the car unlocked; Bobby references “Final Destination” scenarios.
• Bobby argues self-driving cars, even with blunders, are still safer than humans: “I believe self-driving cars are the future. They’re much safer than humans, because humans are on their phones, drinking, distracted…” ([12:07])
• Anecdotes about Teslas and hands-free features (Craig Campbell’s TikTok, etc.)
• Lunchbox: “How relaxed do you have to be to be able to look down at a book and not be freaking out the whole time?” ([14:24])

5. [17:39] Grim Airport Story: Dead Wife in Wheelchair

• Lunchbox: “An 80-year-old man was at the airport with his wife… they pick her arm up, it drops down… she was dead.” ([17:39])
• Was it a Weekend at Bernie’s scenario? Did he try to get her through for benefits or was she smuggling drugs? ([18:04–18:55])
• Crew discusses how quickly rigor mortis sets in (“about 12–24 hours”).
• Hilarious, macabre speculation around motivations and methods.

6. [19:30] Viral News: Jason Statham Lookalike Caviar Thief

• Bobby: “Police are searching for a movie star lookalike who stole $1,700 worth of caviar from Whole Foods… dubbed a less attractive version of Jason Statham.”
• Group riffs on the indignity of going viral for being the “ugly version” of a celebrity ([20:31]).

7. [20:47] Airline Acquisitions & Review

• Allegiant buying Sun Country for $1.5 billion.
• Eddie: “I flew to Florida on Allegiant for like $30.”
• Southwest vs Delta debates; quirks of airline routes.

8. [23:09] Black Mirror Renewed & Bobby’s Netflix Show

• “Black Mirror” gets an 8th season—a crew favorite.
• Bobby’s Netflix show (“Bobbycast”) now has a premiere date. The crew jokes about Netflix’s broad “MA” rating due to guest cursing.
• Clarification: Sometimes they bleep, sometimes not ([23:53]).

9. [29:01] Extreme Escape: Man Uses Own Teeth to Saw Duct Tape

• Bobby: “Man tore his own teeth out with pliers and used them to saw through duct tape to escape kidnapper.” ([28:14])
• Turns out the kidnapper had pulled out his teeth; the victim used them to escape. Crew fixates (uncomfortably) on the methods.
• Bobby: “Regardless… that sucks. You’re tied up and the guy’s pulling your teeth out” ([29:27]).

10. [31:32] Bobby Allegedly Ignoring Ray’s Texts

• Ray: Claims Bobby ignored a funny text about the baby shower; likely sent to Bobby’s old number.
• Banter about saving contacts under different names; kids now refer to Bobby by his phone’s alias ([33:52]).
• Ends with a sidebar on picky sports-watching spouses (mute button wars).

11. [34:08] Tipping Etiquette: Should You Tip a Bartender for Water and Orange Slices?

• Lunchbox: Describes his kids getting waters and orange slices at a bar counter.
• Was he supposed to tip the bartender who brought these gratis? Group agrees—if someone goes above and beyond, a tip is nice, but not strictly “required.” ([35:02–36:56]).
• Lunchbox admits he did not tip, but offered a heartfelt “thank you.”

12. [37:27] Restaurant Etiquette: Nursing Drinks at a Busy Bar

• Eddie: Remembers a bar incident where the bartender kicked them out for “nursing” drinks while waiting for a table.
• Debate: Is it fair to hold the stool? The group discusses the server’s lost revenue and standard restaurant etiquette.

13. [48:12] Fasting, Faith, and Substance Use

• Listener TJ, a pastor, calls in to advise on fasting for spiritual reasons, highlighting the need to combine fasting with prayer ([49:26]).
• Bobby shares his own “high” from laughing gas during dental surgery: “I understood that life was all about love… It was the greatest feeling full with no worries I’ve ever had.” ([46:17])
• The group jokes about the dangers of trying LSD, weaponized incompetence in household chores, and the intricacies of reheating food.

14. [54:11] “Weaponized Incompetence” & How Bobby Survived Bachelor Life

• Amy shares the shower gossip: “It was more of a genuine curiosity of how you survived before [your wife].”
  • Bobby admits that as a broke guy, he did laundry himself (all colors, hot water), later upgrading to sending everything to the cleaners.
  • Cooking: “I went to Galaxy Cafe every day. Grabbed a bag and came home. All about efficiency, not nutrition.”
• Weaponized incompetence: Bobby and his wife tease each other for doing things “badly” to get out of chores ([57:04])—usually ending with her relenting and doing the job herself.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Ecuador crime, Bobby:
  “I got the message. I’m not even there and I got the message.” ([03:40])

• On Costa Rica’s safety, Bobby:
  “When you land, it feels a bit scary at first because there are people with machine guns in the streets… but then you realize they’re just trying to stop drugs running through. It’s not because of rampant crime.” ([04:02])

• On the odds of space debris, Bobby:
  “There are more than a thousand planes up in the air. So you’re talking about one in a thousand… then one in 218,000 it’s your plane. You know what? That’s odds I’m gonna take.” ([10:19])

• On self-driving cars, Bobby:
  “I believe self-driving cars are the future… They’re much safer than humans, because humans are on their phones, drinking… distracted.” ([12:07])

• On weaponized incompetence, Bobby:
  “She hit me with that last night… I don’t do it as good as you. [She says] ‘You just weaponize incompetence.’ Then she made me a plate. It was awesome.” ([57:31])

• On life’s meaning (laughing gas revelation), Bobby:
  “I remember being so high on laughing gas that I understood that life was all about love… It was the greatest, just feeling full with no worries moment that I’ve ever had.” ([46:37])

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Funniest/Most Relatable Running Bit

• Amy’s memory lapses:
  The group repeatedly quizzes Amy to recall the recent stories she’s just heard, which she struggles to do (to great comedic effect):
  • “My brain can’t remember what Lunchbox was.”
  • “Old guy with a dead wife and a wheelchair going through the airport.” ([40:06])

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Timestamps for Key Moments

• [02:57] – Amy’s Ecuador story, “Heads on sticks”
• [03:55]–[06:18] – Costa Rica travel tales
• [08:28]–[10:32] – Space debris scare and calculations
• [11:06]–[14:13] – Waymo Waymo train incident and self-driving car debate
• [17:39]–[18:55] – The “dead wife in a wheelchair” story and Q&A
• [23:09]–[23:53] – Black Mirror renewal; Bobbycast’s Netflix debut
• [28:14]–[29:38] – “Man uses extracted tooth to saw through duct tape and escape”
• [31:32]–[33:52] – Bobby “ignoring” Ray’s texts, “alias” in contact lists
• [34:08]–[36:56] – Tipping bartenders for orange slices
• [46:17]–[47:10] – Bobby’s laughing gas, “meaning of life” revelation
• [54:11]–[58:39] – How Bobby survived before marriage, weaponized incompetence, household chores

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Tone & Vibe

• Playful, fast-paced, and full of humor. The show doesn’t shy from darker news, but always pivots back to light-hearted, self-deprecating banter.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This was a “classic” Bobby Bones hour: a hopscotch of weird news, honest life advice about marriage and travel, bold opinions on tech, and a group of friends making each other laugh by admitting what they forget, misunderstand, or intentionally avoid doing (laundry, tipping, and honest housework, most of all).
Not to mention, you’ll hear Bobby’s “meaning of life” while high on laughing gas, debates about the statistical threat posed by falling satellites, and why it pays (literally) to tip the bartender who brings you orange slices.

Takeaway: Life is about connection, not sweating the little stuff—or remembering everyone’s stories right away.

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Transcript

[Amy]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[Bobby]

Guaranteed Human.

[Joel]

Hey, it's Joel and Matt from how to Money. If your new year's resolution is to finally get your finances in shape, we've got your back prices, they're still high, and the economy is all over the place. But 2026 is the year for you to get intentional and make real progress. That's right, yeah. Each week we break down what's happening with your money, the most important issues to focus on, and the small moves that make a big difference. Kick off the year with confidence. Listen to how to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

I'm John Paulk. For years, I was the poster boy of the conversion therapy movement, the ex gay who married an ex lesbian and traveled the world telling my story of how I changed my sexuality from gay to straight. You might have heard my story, but you've never heard the real story.

[Bobby]

John has never been anything but gay, but he really tried hard not to be.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

Listen to Atonement, the John Paul story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Dr. Jesse Mills, host of the Mailroom podcast. Each January, men promise to get stronger, work harder, and fix what's broken. But what if the real work isn't physical at all? I sat down with psychologist Dr. Steve Poulter to unpack shame, anxiety and the emotional pain men were never taught how to name.

[Bobby]

Part of the way through the valley of despair is realizing this has happened and you have to make a choice whether you're going to stay in it or move forward.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

Our two part conversation is available now. Listen to the mailroom on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts for wherever you get your favorite shows.

[Bobby]

A man with down syndrome tries the impossible, the grand slam in turkey hunting. 4:53 hits. We're legal, shooting light.

[Eddie]

And he gives us this one last oh, and he pitches off. And when he pitches off, he flies right into the gun barrel. I said to the cameraman, do you have him?

[Bobby]

He said, shoot him. I said, justin, shoot. You can download this episode and others from lines and tines with Spencer Graves on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You know, we always say new Year, new me, but real change starts on the inside. It starts with giving your mind and your spirit the same attention you give your goals. Hey, everybody, it's Michelle Williams, host of Checking in on the Black Effect Podcast Network. And on my podcast, we talk mental Health, healing, growth, and everything. You need to step into your next season whole and empowered. New year. Real you listen to Checking in with Michelle Williams from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, let's go around the room. Amy, you're up.

[Amy]

Well, five human heads were found on the beach in Ecuador.

[Bobby]

I just feel like that's drugs.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, it is.

[Eddie]

Like, dumped in the ocean. Well, then they wash them out.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's what I feel like.

[Amy]

They think it is related to that. But they were, like, on a stick, hanging there, and, like, fresh blood.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I thought you meant, like, they washed up.

[Bobby]

Like. Oh, that's what I thought, too. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Like, the way you described it, like, they were hanging.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's drugs.

[Bobby]

Oh, that's still drugs.

[Amy]

They're sending a message.

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

I tried to understand exactly what the message was, and I don't f. With.

[Bobby]

Us, like, pay us or.

[Amy]

Well, I read it a few times of, like, exactly.

[Lunchbox]

Or mind your own business. Don't try to.

[Bobby]

It's all that.

[Lunchbox]

Be a snitch.

[Eddie]

That's usually the message.

[Bobby]

I got the message. I'm not even there, and I got the message.

[Amy]

So if you're vacationing in Ecuador right now, be careful.

[Eddie]

Hey, what's Costa Rica like? I had a buddy of mine, like, a few months ago. He's like, dude, it's amazing.

[Lunchbox]

Ray says it's the best place in the world.

[Bobby]

It's really cool in that they're so friendly. And I stayed there for two months, a month and a half. A month and a half? Yeah, Almost two months. They're so friendly. When you land, it feels a bit scary at first because there are people with machine guns in the streets, and you're going, is it so not safe that they have people with machine guns in the streets?

[Eddie]

Are they dressed like cops or they're.

[Bobby]

Dressed in black, like cops? However, once you ask a few of the nice people questions, you realize why they're with machine guns in the streets is because they run drugs through there. Not even really from that country, but I think I know because we got that Nicaragua sent up their army after us at one point, but. But they run drugs up through South America to get to us, and so they're trying to stop people running drugs through. It's not because of the rampant crime there. This is just my experience in being there for almost two months. People are nice at first. You're like, what the crap's happening? There's People with machine guns in the road. And then you realize why. It's not because of the crime happening around them. They're trying to stop the drug from going through their country. They do not have a military. It is a country that has no military. I forget what they call that, but they just are free and happy and, wow. They don't fight. I'm sure there's crime. But they were telling us it's so safe to go out and just walk around.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

My buddy said it's amazing.

[Bobby]

And the beaches are really great. For a while, we went and stayed near a beach. We stayed at the airport for a long time. Hotel near the airport. It was when I was shooting snake in the grass. I completely get it if that's your thing. Climbing outdoors, beaches. The people are nice. Oh, it was amazing. Food was really good.

[Eddie]

Monkeys all the time.

[Bobby]

Saw monkeys and trees randomly.

[Eddie]

That's amazing.

[Bobby]

Yeah, a little bit. I had to work a lot, and so my experience there wasn't as positive. But I would take helicopters into the jungle, and it's super cool. There's snakes everywhere.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Bobby]

But they're so present that everybody is aware of snakes, and it's just part of their day.

[Eddie]

Well, how many snakes did you see? Like, just.

[Bobby]

We would see snakes everywhere. I had a guy walking with me all the time that was just watching for snakes because there are poisonous snakes everywhere. But they're not coming out to get you. They're not like humans are. Here, let's get them. If you almost step on them because they are so prevalent or if they're hurt or if they're hungry or whatever the case is with animals, it's excellent. Yeah.

[Eddie]

He said there are sloths, too, everywhere. Did you see sloth?

[Bobby]

I didn't see a sloth. Probably in a specific part of. And probably near water. I don't know. Never saw a sloth. But I found it. Mike, what was your experience? Yeah, I loved it. Like you said, they were really friendly. They'd all say, pura vida. And I don't know if you had a similar experience, but, like, I think they were nicer to me because I spoke Spanish, probably. Or maybe they were nicer to me because. Gringo.

[Eddie]

Yeah, See? Gringo.

[Bobby]

Gringo. Taurus gringo. But I really. Nero. But I really. Yeah, I really wasn't a Taurus gringo. I was working. But, yeah, it was super nice.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

There you go, Amy. Thank you. I never saw any heads on sticks. That's what I say about that.

[Amy]

Well, there's two sticks, and then Like a rope and the heads are just hanging and they haven't bodies yet.

[Bobby]

Like art project. Send a message. They had to take the heads and string them.

[Amy]

Message written below.

[Eddie]

What was the message?

[Bobby]

Well then that's the message. You're like they're sending a message.

[Amy]

But I don't understand. Like I. But I didn't. I get. It's in Spanish. It is in Spanish.

[Eddie]

Okay. This land is ours, City is ours, land is ours.

[Bobby]

There's the message.

[Eddie]

So somebody trespassed.

[Amy]

Who is ours? Like who, who are they?

[Bobby]

I think it could even be another.

[Amy]

There's something about fishermen and vaccine cards. I made that part out.

[Bobby]

Could be a couple things. Could be America, you know, we're taking over everything else. Venezuela, Greenland. But probably it's probably another group like this area. This land, territory, territories are. Yeah, that's what I would think. So Amy, because they cut off heads of the people that came in. Were the people Hispanic? Ecuadorian.

[Amy]

The heads were blurred out in the picture and I don't want to see the actual real one.

[Eddie]

You probably don't.

[Bobby]

Basically saying don't steal from us or this is going to happen to you.

[Eddie]

I mean that's sounds like yikes.

[Amy]

So did the fishermen do it?

[Bobby]

It's probably somebody stealing from them and now they cut off their heads. I don't know. I don't know if fishermen did it, but if fishermen did it, they're probably part of another organization.

[Amy]

Yeah, true. I guess I was picturing like sweet little fishermen, but they could be a part of an organized crime.

[Eddie]

Sweet little fisherman.

[Bobby]

Could be both, right? They definitely could be both. Alright, edit your story.

[Eddie]

Okay, don't mean to sound the alarm here, but we might be in danger.

[Bobby]

An alarm is always sounded when someone says don't mean to sound the alarm.

[Eddie]

Scientists are saying that we are now in 2026 in danger of flying debris from space coming into our airspace and hitting an airplane.

[Bobby]

So most of it burns up when it comes through. So why are they saying this version won't?

[Eddie]

They're saying from the time that we started putting all of these satellites sending rockets and ships into space, and then these booster rockets, we let them go in space, they become space debris. And from the time that we've been doing that, it is now time for all of them to just come back down slowly into Earth. They're saying by 2030 there's a 1 in 1,000 chance that an airplane is going to get hit by one of these things.

[Bobby]

Why isn't it burning up though?

[Eddie]

They're saying they're too big to burn up.

[Bobby]

Got it.

[Eddie]

Like pieces of a satellite. Pretty darn big.

[Bobby]

So now one in a thousand by 2030. Okay, let's try this out. I'm going to write a number down between one and a thousand. Let's just show you the odds here. Go. Amy, pick a number between one and a thousand. I wrote it down.

[Amy]

642.

[Bobby]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

326.

[Bobby]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

222.

[Bobby]

Morgan.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

310.

[Bobby]

Mike.

[Eddie]

111.

[Bobby]

Ray, 7 11. Abby.

[Amy]

800.

[Bobby]

Scuba nine. Oh, he's not in there.

[Eddie]

Not there.

[Bobby]

419. So nobody hit it.

[Eddie]

Okay. I mean, no, you're right.

[Bobby]

I feel pretty good.

[Lunchbox]

Feel pretty good.

[Eddie]

But now we have to worry about flying space debris hitting our plane.

[Bobby]

That's I just think. And, but also they're saying one in a thousand that it hits one plane. Think of all the planes that are out there and you happen to be on that one plane.

[Amy]

Somebody's gonna be on, somebody's out.

[Bobby]

That's an odd hour to aveth. That's more than that. That's better odds than one in a thousand. There are more than a thousand planes up in the air. So you're talking about one in a thousand that hits a plane and then one in 218,000 that it's your plane. You know what? That's odds I'm going to take.

[Eddie]

Okay. I just thought it's weird that like, you know, we put stuff into space and we think like, oh, why doesn't it go the other way? Why does it come back down to earth?

[Bobby]

It feels like littering in the 70s. You just throw crap out, see where it goes and just like, hey, we have so much land, it doesn't matter. And then all of a sudden it's garbage everywhere.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Or like the ocean. And then you start seeing like toilet seats. Wash up.

[Bobby]

Morgan, your story.

[Mike]

All right, so in Phoenix they have those waymos, the self driving cars. Well, one of the waymos was caught going on some tracks, like rail tracks that are there. And you had to see the passenger completely flee the car because they were gonna get hit by the oncoming train.

[Bobby]

Wow. They thought it was a road.

[Mike]

Yeah, it was like in the middle. So not like the typical railroad train that you think of, but like a rail track system that goes through the city and it's in the median area and there you kind of see construction around, which is what Waymo's kind of blaming it on. It was construction there, but they're driving like straight down the middle of the rail track and the person had to get out because the train was coming.

[Bobby]

Hey, lucky that the car would unlock, right? Because that's a final destination scene where it's locked. But see, you're in a backseat and you're like the train coming. And then you realize you've gotten awaymo and you're like, oh, I can't get out. Whoa, that sucks. I'll do the. Okay, the standard. That sucks. But imagine at the same time all the human errored people that were crashing in head on, that were drunk, that were on their phone, crashing into people because people are like, well, look at how unsafe this is. I'm still gonna bet even with the incidents that are happening, the percentage of Waymos wrecked versus the percentage of humans that are crashing and killing other people, I bet you the Waymos is still much safer. And we're still in the beginning stages of this. I saw a listener yesterday go Waymo cut me off. That's how I know they're not safe. And I thought to myself, I wonder how many humans actually cut somebody off and either hit them for real wrecked or you know, like Lunchbox's story and with real, real consequences. I still, I believe that self driving cars are the future. And they're much safer than humans. Because humans are on their phones, because humans are drinking, because humans have a kid in the back, they're distracted.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So they're coming here. I saw one on the road.

[Bobby]

I saw, I saw humans driving. Yeah, they're doing the test right now.

[Lunchbox]

They're mapping it out right now.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I saw humans mapping it. Good. Let her. And there will be incident. There will be incidents for sure. There's always incidents.

[Eddie]

You've seen the one on the golf course. That's a good video. Look at the way my man driving on the fairway, just going circles the driveway and the golf course.

[Bobby]

I haven't seen that one. Yeah, there will be mess ups and people will go, oh, look at this. We told you. But if you did the look at this with humans every day the same way, it would be nonstop. Because humans are crashing and killing each other all the time, every day.

[Mike]

Well, my dad bought a new car and it has like self driving features where you can press a button and like you still have to. It's monitoring your eyes. So if you take your eyes off the road, you can't use it. But the technology is in there where he does not have to have his hands on the wheel. He can just sit there and not drive.

[Bobby]

I had a Tesla and this Is before they allowed you to go fully hands free, you could take your hands off and it would drive and it would stay in the road. Then every three minutes or so it would just remind you, hey, touch the wheel so we know you're still paying attention. Since then, they now have cars even here that you don't have to touch at all. I watched Craig Campbell do a TikTok where he was in a Tesla. It drove him all the way home, it parked, it did everything. And he's like, oh my God, is it whole TikTok of him going, I cannot believe this. And his daughter was in the back filming him and he said, we're coming up on our house, wonder how it's going to get into our tight driveway. Pulls right in the driveway. He goes, when are it's going to park? Goes up, backs in. It's crazy. Mike, if you can find the TikTok of Craig Campbell driving the car wild. Yeah, pretty cool.

[Eddie]

Remember we were in California and we were driving on a interstate and we look over and this dude is reading a book. He wasn't even like driving, touching the wheels, reading a book. Like, look at this. This is crazy.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, how relaxed do you have to be to be able to down at the book and not be freaking out the whole time?

[Eddie]

How trusting.

[Bobby]

Oh, you have to do it a bunch to trust it.

[Eddie]

Oh hell yeah. It took me a bit.

[Joel]

Can you pull it up?

[Bobby]

Cuz we have it here. And give us some audio, right? It might like.

[Mike]

My dad was using it on the highway and that was the part that was freaking me out.

[Amy]

I was like, how do.

[Mike]

Like you're not breaking, you're not anticipating. He was just letting it do what.

[Amy]

It had to do.

[Bobby]

So this is from Craig Campbell Music on Tik Tok. It's put it up three days ago.

[Lunchbox]

Been driving like this since Frankie.

[Bobby]

The car is doing all the turns, all the stop.

[Lunchbox]

It even stopped at a four way.

[Bobby]

Stop sign and waited on the other car to go and then it went.

[Lunchbox]

All on its own.

[Bobby]

Now what's about to happen is I'm going to see if it will pull into my driveway and if it does.

[Lunchbox]

Where is it going to stop? I haven't touched the steering wheel.

[Bobby]

I ain't touched the brakes, I ain't touched the gas. I ain't done nothing. But we're here. We are at the house.

[Lunchbox]

It's slowing down. Look, turned on the blinker.

[Bobby]

It turned. It turned the blinker on all by itself. My driveway is super narrow too. So here we. Oh my gosh he's blown away by it.

[Eddie]

What in the world?

[Bobby]

Where's it going to stop? Oh, where's it going?

[Amy]

Where's it going?

[Lunchbox]

Is it about to back in?

[Bobby]

It is backing in. Stop it right now. Wow, it's backing in.

[Eddie]

That's crazy. And then what?

[Bobby]

And then it puts itself in park.

[Joel]

Wow.

[Bobby]

Now it needs to plug itself in. That's crazy. And that's here. That's like not even California.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, okay. The fact that he is on a two lane road where you're just separated by the yellow line and he just has his hands like crossed, that is so crazy.

[Bobby]

After you do it a few times, you do start to trust it. Because when I had mine, I would trust. At first you're like, oh, you put your hands right on it. But then I would get on the interstate, it came. Oh, it's got it. And then, dude, four times later, your pants are off, you're laying, you're in the back. Hey, you're in the back seat.

[Eddie]

What is, what's it, is it going the speed limit? Like whatever the speed limit is.

[Bobby]

That's what the gas 42 you could see on his speedometer.

[Amy]

That's crazy.

[Mike]

Okay, but now what I want to know is like insurance. If you do get in an accident, like say Craig got in an accident, is that on Tesla or is that on him?

[Eddie]

Oh, you have robot insurance.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I don't know about that. I would bet you though that a lot of insurance gets a lot cheaper if it's all automated. I think that's generally going to help people's insurance rates because they're going to be less accidents. Less accidents is cheaper rates all the way around.

[Eddie]

You know how like a person has like a rating, right? Like you've gotten into four accidents in your life. Let's say you're like more expensive. I wonder if like the vehicle, that vehicle's gotten in for two accidents, it's more expensive for that vehicle.

[Bobby]

It probably will have a way to know if the human was doing it.

[Eddie]

Or just the vehicle.

[Bobby]

Again, I'm just making stuff up now, but I would assume that that's probably it. Good question though. Yeah, it's interesting. Okay, lunchbox your story.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. An 80 year old man was at the airport with his wife, had her in a wheelchair and he was going through security and security is like, man, she doesn't look too good. And they touch her, she's really cold. And they pick her arm up. No, that drops down.

[Eddie]

No, Bernie, she's dead.

[Amy]

Did he know she was dead?

[Lunchbox]

He Said that they arrived at the airport a few hours earlier, ready to get on the plane, and she was alive.

[Bobby]

It wasn't Weekend at Bernie's.

[Lunchbox]

That's what he's telling them.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah. I don't believe him.

[Eddie]

Oh, you think she was already dead?

[Bobby]

Probably.

[Eddie]

Because how. I mean, it doesn't get cold right away. Right.

[Bobby]

And also, does she just stop talking like you just don't talk to her?

[Amy]

I mean, thought she was taking a nap. When does atrophy set in?

[Eddie]

I think the body takes a while to get out.

[Amy]

Rigor morsis.

[Bobby]

Rigor mortis.

[Amy]

Rigor mortis?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Not within three hours.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's too quick.

[Amy]

Rigor mortis.

[Bobby]

Rigor mortis. Rigor mortis. Now you're making me say it. Weird.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

12 to 24 hours.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Well, yeah. He knew then.

[Bobby]

I think he knew, I guess, how to transport. I've only heard this story for the first time, so I'm just assuming. Generally, I would assume that if it's me going make up a story, he's trying to take her body somewhere because A, her body's filled with something, drugs. Or B, he gets a check based on her being alive.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Or. I don't know. Like, if it's like he wanted to, she died, so he didn't. He wanted. Didn't want to. I don't know. But if you're going to transport her anyway because you had to pay for a ticket. You know what I mean? Like, if he wanted to bury her somewhere.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Is it cheaper just to buy a Southwest flight?

[Bobby]

Just put her on there. Then you gotta, like, pick her up. Don't put her in the seat. And that's gonna be weird if you're like, left them with your legs and.

[Eddie]

There'S someone already sitting in that row.

[Bobby]

Like, excuse me, ma'. Am.

[Lunchbox]

She's a window seat.

[Bobby]

Yeah. That feels sus.

[Lunchbox]

Very weird. So, yeah, they have him for questioning, but they haven't charged him with anything. But. Very weird.

[Bobby]

Police are searching for a movie star lookalike who stole $1,700 worth of caviar from the Daily Mail. A man resembling Jason Statham is wanted for stealing $1,700 worth of caviar from a Whole Foods in California. The Irvine Police Department shared a photo of a suspect who's been dubbed a less attractive version of Statham.

[Eddie]

Dang.

[Bobby]

The man disguised his theft by posing as a typical shopper, selecting random items before slipping the expensive fish eggs. So it sounds like he is just a guy who got caught shoplifting and they Went hard and compared him to an ugly version. How about that? You may. You go viral because someone says you're an ugly version of a celebrity. It's not even that your crime was, like, super brutal or didn't steal a car. 700 bucks. That's felony. But still barely.

[Eddie]

They didn't have to say less attractive at all.

[Bobby]

And that's. That's why it went viral. What if, Eddie, you stole something and they were like, yeah, a less attractive, dopey version of Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. Just. You'd be like, why?

[Eddie]

Why did you have to say that?

[Bobby]

How did this become a thing? So, yeah, Daily Mail with that story. I've never heard of Sun Country Air.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a different. Yeah, it's like Frontier Spirit.

[Bobby]

Never heard of it, never flown on it. But Allegiant is buying sun country at $1.5 billion.

[Amy]

What regions does it fly in?

[Bobby]

Does it fly here?

[Eddie]

I've taken Allegiant.

[Bobby]

Allegiant has flights here, I think, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I've taken Allegiant to Florida. I think. I've taken Frontier to Vegas, I think.

[Bobby]

I know Allegiant. I know Frontier. I've not flown either of them, but I know them. I didn't know Sun Country.

[Amy]

Me neither.

[Eddie]

I've seen it. I've seen Sun Country. You know when you go to the airport and you kind of see the.

[Bobby]

Different U.S. mexico, Central America, Canada, Caribbean, Sun Country. Maybe, like, the sunnier parts of America is kind of their hub, I guess.

[Eddie]

Sun Country.

[Bobby]

Sun Legion has agreed to buy sun country for $1.5 billion. Although that seems pretty cheap for an airline, if they were being.

[Eddie]

Well, some of these airlines, dude. I mean, it's like, I remember I flew to Florida on allegiant for, like, $30.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's cheap.

[Bobby]

$30 you paid just for whatever you put in the plate. Walk on. It's like an offering. Whatever you want.

[Eddie]

Well, you have to pay for a bag, like, if you want to take a bag. So I stuffed everything in my backpack. That was my carry on, and it was $30.

[Amy]

That's crazy.

[Eddie]

And they charge you for, like, wall anything.

[Bobby]

Water breaths. They monitor your breaths.

[Eddie]

Seat belts.

[Bobby]

Yahoo Finance with that story. Yeah, I haven't flown one of those.

[Eddie]

I mean, it's like once you're on it, you're just like. It's like every other plane. You just gotta play Pay for my water.

[Bobby]

Did it feel. Did the safety feel as safe?

[Eddie]

Yes, it did.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Feels the same. The seats aren't comfortable. They're a little hard, you know, not a lot of cushion.

[Lunchbox]

Not as much room.

[Eddie]

Not a lot of room. They kind of. They cram a lot of rows into the plane.

[Bobby]

I probably am more Southwest than anything else when it is airlines. And maybe if I'm flying West coast, it's probably Delta a little more because I have, like, rewards and they have first class. And so I have so many rewards, I just use them there. But that's about it. I think Delta is the best airline, but Southwest gets you the most places. So I think maybe I'd rank that over Delta and just. It gets you the most places nonstop. And we don't have a nonstop to Vegas from here. That's always Southwest, right?

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Amy]

That's a crazy Delta. You're always gonna have to go through Atlanta.

[Bobby]

It's crazy. We don't have a nonstop to Vegas from here except for Southwest, and it's.

[Lunchbox]

Only like once a day.

[Eddie]

But we have a direct to London. I believe in Iceland.

[Bobby]

Southwest.

[Eddie]

No, No. I don't know what.

[Bobby]

Oh, got it.

[Amy]

I don't know which one. Oh, yeah. But Iceland, that was like the big thing when it happened.

[Eddie]

Like, there's people going straight to Iceland from Nashville, but not Vegas.

[Bobby]

Southwest. That's a good point. Black Mirror has been renewed for an eighth season, which is. I love that show. So the consequence has that story. They've been renewed. Doesn't say when, but I love Black Mirrors. I went on Netflix last night and searched my face. It's up there.

[Eddie]

It's up there already.

[Bobby]

The show's not, but the square is up there and you can click it. And now it has a date.

[Amy]

Oh, it just says, oh, it has the date coming soon.

[Eddie]

That's cool.

[Bobby]

It's gone from coming soon to the date. That's cool. My face is the Bobby cast, and it says ma. The rating is ma. I guess with these shows that are going up, they just curse. So they just put that up there for everybody.

[Eddie]

But you didn't tell him you don't curse.

[Amy]

But I guess if a guest that you have on uses a bad word, do you leave it in?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I think so, right? For the most part. For the most part. We've bleeped it before. If we bring it on this show, we. We bleep it.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby]

But yeah, so that's up on Netflix. You can go click remind me. And the first episodes go up on the 26th. It's generally going to be a Tuesday, but I think since that's a Monday and day one, we go Up. I think we're going to load up a new episode then. Oh, there's an episode of the Bobby cast update with me and Caitlin that we recorded. Forgot all about that, but that's up if you want to go over to the Bobby cast and check that out. Okay.

[Eddie]

Your wife, Your wife.

[Amy]

Your wife. Caitlin.

[Bobby]

What other Caitlyn would there Butts.

[Eddie]

Because you just did something with her, right?

[Bobby]

I did her podcast.

[Amy]

Yeah, Caitlyn.

[Bobby]

Oh, sorry.

[Eddie]

Caitlin Butts.

[Bobby]

Well, Kaitlyn Butts is coming up. I did one with her, but it'll come up. Yeah, there's one with my wife that we recorded. All right, cool. Is that everybody's story? Yep.

[Amy]

Okay, wait. My brain can't remember what lunch was.

[Bobby]

Oh, let's see if you can remember what everybody's was. Lunch boxes.

[Lunchbox]

Go, go.

[Bobby]

Amy, this is a good test for your brain. Think about what you can do it because you're gonna remember what's.

[Amy]

I know I can. But we've already talked about so many things.

[Bobby]

Like what is lunchboxes?

[Amy]

Sun. Sun to sun.

[Bobby]

Think about lunchboxes. What do you think it was?

[Amy]

I just need one hint.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, mine was literally the last one we did.

[Amy]

I know, but then we started talking about airlines.

[Eddie]

No, you can do it.

[Amy]

And Iceland.

[Eddie]

Yours was about heads on the beach.

[Bobby]

Okay. And lunchboxes was.

[Amy]

Morgan's was about. Then Morgan's was about Waymo. And we went on a whole thing about that. And then we watched the Craig Campbell thing and the Tesla.

[Lunchbox]

What was Eddie's?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Do you remember mine?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh.

[Eddie]

Okay, she's losing it.

[Lunchbox]

She's losing it.

[Bobby]

Lunchboxes had to do with two people. Okay, that's your hint. Okay, Two people and a conspiracy. And I thought to myself, I don't believe what he's saying. Cause they're questioning one of the guys.

[Amy]

Was Eddie's about the language guy or that's the story you told?

[Eddie]

Something else that didn't happen.

[Amy]

I don't remember.

[Bobby]

Lunchboxes had to do with a wheelchair.

[Lunchbox]

Old.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, and you taught me rigor mortis. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby]

So that was that one.

[Amy]

And we learned that it typically sets in around 12 hours.

[Bobby]

And what was it? Eddie's was the worst. So this is gonna be hard. His was. His story sucked today.

[Eddie]

Oh, it was scary.

[Amy]

Lunchboxes. I'm actually. I'm gonna need a follow up on if the guy knew she was really dead. Or not.

[Bobby]

If you can name Eddie's, that's a big benefit. Cause his was terrible.

[Eddie]

I'll Say mine was scary. Scary.

[Amy]

Oh, Eddie. I know what Eddie's. Cause this is what led to the airplane talk.

[Bobby]

Go ahead.

[Amy]

Eddie's was. We now need to be worried about things falling from space.

[Eddie]

Boom.

[Amy]

Nailed it.

[Bobby]

Okay, nailed it.

[Amy]

But still, that. It shouldn't have been that hard.

[Bobby]

You mean for you. I think sometimes it's not your forgetting. I think you. I think your ADD or ADHD just makes you not pay attention.

[Amy]

But, I mean, I knew it once I got there. I was paying attention during it. But then we moved on.

[Bobby]

You know, lottery numbers used for 20 years, same numbers deliver a Michigan man a record jackpot.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, how much.

[Bobby]

He used the same numbers for 20 years.

[Lunchbox]

See, that's what I'm talking about.

[Eddie]

Consistency, lunchbox.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but you don't have numbers.

[Lunchbox]

I don't have numbers.

[Bobby]

Because you think if you were to use them all and then you didn't use them once and they hit, you'd kill yourself.

[Lunchbox]

Yep. What if I was on vacation and that's when the billion dollars hit with my numbers?

[Bobby]

32.91. Million dollar lottery.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my gosh, that's so worth the 20 year.

[Bobby]

Wait, he's 73.

[Lunchbox]

Ooh.

[Eddie]

Oh, man, he's old.

[Lunchbox]

Dang, that's tough.

[Eddie]

Still, 73's I can live it up, I guess.

[Bobby]

Feels like Atlantis.

[Lunchbox]

Yes, ironic.

[Eddie]

Ironic, Dang.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, he can still live pretty good, but I don't know what condition he's in. Like, is he active now or is he kind of.

[Bobby]

It didn't say. He's on his deathbed or anything. Still.

[Eddie]

Come on, young dude.

[Bobby]

He's been playing for 20 years. He's always played the same sets of numbers, and that's what hit.

[Amy]

So at 53, he started this little side hustle.

[Eddie]

Side hustle?

[Bobby]

You want to call that recreation?

[Eddie]

What happened in ironic? They won a lottery and then died the next day.

[Bobby]

Won the lottery, died the next day.

[Amy]

It's a black fly, but I bet his family's excited.

[Bobby]

Chardonnay?

[Eddie]

That's weird.

[Bobby]

But yeah, man tore his own teeth out with pliers and used them to saw through duct tape to escape kidnapper. Dang.

[Eddie]

That's how bad he wanted out.

[Amy]

Wait, I think I just give up.

[Bobby]

I don't think I'm taking my teeth out. I'm just gonna be like, you know what? Consider me napped.

[Amy]

How sharp are his teeth?

[Bobby]

But it's anything. Imagine if you rip them out, how sharp the top will be. That are in your gums.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the roots, those are sharp.

[Bobby]

A New York man who was kidnapped and tortured by a former friend, helped secure a decades long prison sentence. Through his testimony, Sha Pal, 36, was convicted of kidnapping and torture. This is September 2023. At trial, Brown described being beaten with metal poles, bitten, burned with cigarettes, duct taped while unconscious. And testified that Powell. I get the names right. Is the guy pulled out his two front teeth with pliers. Brown said he ultimately used one of the extracted teeth. Oh, he. So they were pulled out and he used one of them to get out. Why is he torturing this guy so much?

[Eddie]

An ex friend?

[Amy]

Well, yeah.

[Bobby]

Powell claimed that Brown's injuries came from a fistfight over a drug deal. But prosecutors said he lied under oath. So if there are drugs involved, maybe as a punishment for stealing drugs, telling on him or something.

[Eddie]

And you said the teeth were taken out already. So he just part of the torture.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay, that's different. That I could do.

[Bobby]

But see, but it says, man tore his own teeth out with pliers, used them to saw through.

[Eddie]

That's a misleading headline.

[Bobby]

Brown said he ultimately used one of the extracted teeth to saw through the duct tape and escape. Regardless. That sucks. You're tied up in duct taped and the guy's pulling your teeth out.

[Amy]

By a friend.

[Eddie]

An old friend.

[Bobby]

Law and crime with that story. I just want to know why, like, what happened? Who crossed who? That's sick. Because that's some cartel type stuff.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Bobby]

A copy of Action Comics number one featuring the first appearance of Superman just sold for $15 million. This is the actual comic book that was stolen from Nicolas Cage in 2000. He got it back, but then sold it for $2.2 million. So it's the first Superman, right, Mike? Yeah. New York Post has a story. Did I tell you guys about the guy I know that bought this for a million dollars? Bought one of these for a million dollars. Have I tell this on this podcast?

[Eddie]

Does that sound familiar?

[Bobby]

Yes. He went. How do you remember that? I don't know. The rest of the show's like, we never even heard that. A guy. No. Wanted it, paid a million dollars for it. Went up. No. Security just had him put in his backpack. He just went and left because he's like, if I'm no one will think anything. I'm just a guy. And so he walked out with that, paid a million bucks for it in his backpack. Roll the subway. Roll the subway and everything. I kind of know him. I don't know him. No.

[Lunchbox]

That's wild.

[Eddie]

What year are these?

[Bobby]

But he bought it for a million bucks. When Nic Cage bought his. He bought it for like $150,000 in 1996. Sold it back for 2.2 million, but now it's 15 million. The Logan Paul Pokemon card is now at over $5 million with 30 days left. And he bought his. He bought it for $5 million, and there's 30 days left in the auction. That's crazy. What were you saying?

[Eddie]

Oh, how old is this magazine? How are this comic book?

[Bobby]

I think it's 1938.

[Eddie]

38.

[Bobby]

It's pretty old, but it's the first Superman is why. Like, it's not even a Superman. He's just in it. The first. Yeah, the first time you ever see him. But it's Action Comics. Amanda Nevada tried to run over a police with a bulldozer.

[Lunchbox]

That's funny.

[Bobby]

After he ignored commands. The bulldozers are so slow.

[Eddie]

That's what I was gonna say. They don't very fast.

[Bobby]

It's like, yeah, snail almost got me, but I moved.

[Eddie]

I moved out of the way.

[Bobby]

Yeah, police won with that story. See if there's anything else. All right. Move over to this list. Ray, you texted me. Yeah, I hit you up on Saturday night and I never got a text back. You must be texting my old number. Yeah, I actually think that's what it is. It was a funny text, too. Well, why don't you just copy and paste it and send it over my new number? I may need to get that.

[Eddie]

You don't have his new number?

[Bobby]

I don't have my new number. I could have swore I had it.

[Amy]

Well, so what did it say?

[Bobby]

It was about the baby shower. I was like, hey, bro, mad props. The timing of this thing couldn't have been more perfect. My wife leaves at the exact time that the football game was starting. So I had six hours of straight football. Pizza, beer, and the TV was on, volume 100. It was amazing.

[Eddie]

Ray, you can't do that when your wife's there.

[Bobby]

Oh, no.

[Amy]

Well, you're welcome. I picked out the time.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but also, that hurt me because I had to miss it. Yeah, I had to miss the Arkansas game and missed a.

[Amy]

Well, I'm sorry about that.

[Bobby]

Thanks, Amy.

[Amy]

I didn't know. I didn't know. Originally, it went from a brunch to a lunch to a dinner. Sorry. It evolved.

[Bobby]

Yeah. And my wife, she's really picky about the announcers now. She can tell in their voices if they're cheering for a certain team. And almost every time they're going against the Vols, and she's like, I'm done with it. Turn it off. Turn it off. So it's always mute, for the most part, that we watch games. She can tell if. If he's kind of leaning towards a team she doesn't like. If it's against the Titans, if it's against the Vols. Up. Turn it down. Volume off. Okay, I'm sorry. It's Herb Street. She can tell. Or she just gets triggered when someone says something that isn't pro. Her team. Oh, it's every time. It's Herb Street. Oh, look at these dogs. They came to play tonight. The Vols are slow out there. Like Herbie. Calm down, bro. But he should be Vols. No, he shouldn't be anything. I think he does a good job being impartial. I have him coming over to the Bobby cast on Netflix.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby]

Unless he can't. I mean, he can always cancel, but, yeah, next couple weeks.

[Eddie]

He lives here, right?

[Bobby]

He does. He's definitely down the middle, but I would say Fowler. And people don't know these guys, but Fowler goes all the way on a team that I'm not rooting for. Well, I'm sorry I didn't respond to your text. You must have texted my old number. Yeah, I'll get the new one.

[Eddie]

You know what's funny about your new number is I save it under a different name. Like, you're not Bobby. You're a different name. And now my kids are like, hey, will you call? And then they refer to you by that name.

[Bobby]

Oh, the new name in your phone lunchbox has a tipping etiquette question about a bartender.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, so we were at a restaurant, and we were sitting at a table, and the bar was empty, and we sat there, we ordered our food, whatever, and the kids thought it'd be funny to go sit on bar stools. So they got up on the bar stools, and the bartender was nice and came over and, oh, can I take your order? And gave him waters and then orange slices, and they ate orange slices. And then she brought him more orange slices. Then they're like, all right, thanks. We're gonna go back and eat our food now. So was I supposed to tip the.

[Bobby]

Bartender for doing all that extra work, all that extra effort?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, like, but she wasn't our server. She was just entertaining them for, like, five minutes while we waited for our food.

[Eddie]

Did they order anything?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, they got waters and orange slices.

[Bobby]

They ordered orange slices or did she just bring them?

[Lunchbox]

She brought orange slices.

[Eddie]

I see. Yeah, they used the bar.

[Bobby]

I mean, that's someone going above and beyond with service.

[Amy]

Exactly.

[Bobby]

When in no way did. Were they expected to. It's not even their job to do that.

[Amy]

Yeah. So I think. Yeah, you throw a little something her way.

[Eddie]

A little something.

[Amy]

What'd you do?

[Lunchbox]

No, I mean, I didn't tip. I didn't buy anything. I didn't buy anything from her, so I didn't tip her.

[Amy]

Classic.

[Lunchbox]

And then I just thought about it, and I'm like, so could have. I told my server, hey, man, you need to split that with the bartender.

[Bobby]

No, you're tipping him on what he did.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I'm saying. How would I tip her?

[Bobby]

Then you give her five bucks. You go, hey, can I Venmo you?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. Well, I didn't tip her. I just thought about it later. I was like, oh, I wonder if that was a.

[Amy]

Because, like, let's think of it this way. The bar is like a seated station now. They've got glasses there to clean that. It's taking it like if your kids were just go over to another random table and sit down.

[Bobby]

But I think it's more about the service of get in the waters, get in the orange slices.

[Amy]

No, I know, because if someone just.

[Bobby]

Sits at a bar, I don't think you tip if you're not getting anything, like, buying anything. And the kids didn't buy anything.

[Amy]

Oh, true.

[Eddie]

I think you missed a good opportunity of teaching them how to be at a bar. Right. Like, you order a glass of water.

[Bobby]

Right on the rock. You teach them all the things. This is dry.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, they did. Then they started watching whatever sporting event was on tv. They turned, look at the tv, you're.

[Eddie]

Watching the game, and then you're about to leave. Give him a couple bucks.

[Lunchbox]

All right. I just didn't give her a couple.

[Bobby]

Bucks because of the service she provided.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Because on the bill, it'd be zero dollars. So, I mean, 20% of zero is.

[Eddie]

But you're not looking at the percentage. You're just.

[Bobby]

Because you didn't buy.

[Eddie]

You're just tipping the bartender, man, for being awesome.

[Amy]

All right.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't. I didn't do it. I just didn't realize that was it.

[Bobby]

We know you didn't do it.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't realize that was what we were supposed to do. Thanks. That's. That was my question.

[Bobby]

Supposed to. I don't know if you're supposed to. Would it have been nice? And did she go out of her way to help you? Yeah. And does she live on tips? Yeah. So that probably would have been welcomed. But I don't think you were supposed to because she wasn't supposed to come over and help you, but she did out of the kindness of her heart. So you could have met that with the kindness of your heart.

[Lunchbox]

She wasn't. I mean, I told her, thank you.

[Bobby]

Well, there you go.

[Lunchbox]

So I met her with kindness. With kindness.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Bobby]

She was able to pay a bill with that?

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby]

This is electric bill. Well, I got a thank you from a guy look like Doug. Funny.

[Eddie]

Can I pay with that?

[Bobby]

How much would this pay for?

[Eddie]

I told you guys that I was at a restaurant one time, and the wait was like 30 minutes to sit down. And so my mom and I went to the bar, we ordered a drink, and we sat there to drink it, and the guy was like, hey, if you're waiting for a table, like, get off my bar. So someone else can come and sit down. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Cause you're taking it space if the bar is full. Yes.

[Eddie]

How do you know I'm waiting for a table? I didn't tell you I was waiting for a table. What if I'm drinking my beer at the bar?

[Amy]

Are you going to take your beer to your table or are you going to close out at the bar?

[Eddie]

I will when they call my name. But at the moment, I am your customer at the bar.

[Bobby]

Did you buy a beer from him?

[Eddie]

Yeah, my wife, my mom got a wine, I got a beer. We sat there.

[Amy]

But you closed out with him.

[Eddie]

I did close out.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Because we're waiting for a table, and he says, all right, you got your drink. Get out of here so someone else can come. I'm like, no, I'm sitting here with my drink that I ordered. He was just a jerk, too. And I didn't. I didn't move. I showed him.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Weird. He would say that. But also, you would hope that if you were sitting there a long time, just nursing one drink, you would get up just because that's his money. That's how he's gonna make his pay, his bills, his people sitting there. It's like sitting at a table after you finish eating in prime time. You know, each food, have your conversation, get out, because they're flip. They're gonna turn that table and somebody else is gonna sit down so they can make more money. Like you're keeping them from making money.

[Eddie]

I know that's how he saw it.

[Bobby]

No, I know that's how it's seen in service industry.

[Lunchbox]

If you order the drink at the bar, you sit there as long as.

[Eddie]

It takes to drink the drink.

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah, but you were nursing it. You know that you were nursing it, just waiting on a table.

[Eddie]

He didn't even give me a chance to nurse it. I was just. I just got to answer the question.

[Bobby]

Were you nursing it waiting on a table?

[Eddie]

I took one sip, right? And when he said, you can go.

[Bobby]

Now, but answer the question. Were you gonna nurse it until your table's open?

[Eddie]

I didn't get there, so I couldn't. I can't answer that question.

[Bobby]

You've seen a hundred people come in and do what you were doing, which made him say and react that way. And I agree. It's weird for him to say that.

[Eddie]

So weird.

[Bobby]

But that's why, like, if you're taking up spots and you're not there for the bar, you're actually there to eat dinner. If you're taking up a spot, they see you as someone's keeping them from making money and paying their bills, because you are.

[Eddie]

It was so weird that it probably happened six years ago, and I remember what the dude looks like.

[Bobby]

I wouldn't have done that. It feels a little rude, but that's why. But it's like if someone's sitting at a table and they finished eating a long time ago, and they're just there for 45 minutes, you're keeping that server from making more money. Yeah, because you're holding up their real estate. When someone else could sit down, they could be serving them.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Bobby]

Also, he could have been having a bad day.

[Eddie]

I think he did.

[Amy]

But Eddie's like, I still remember exactly.

[Eddie]

What he looks like. I still remember what he looks like. Picture him right now.

[Bobby]

Let's see. I think that's it. I think we're pretty good. Anything else, Amy, you want to add before we go?

[Amy]

No, but I'm gonna do.

[Bobby]

We'll take a break here.

[Amy]

I'm gonna do a fast with me. No, I'm not gonna do a fast with you. But I'm gonna. Tomorrow, I'm gonna play my own little game after y'.

[Eddie]

All.

[Amy]

Do y' all stories. You know how after you meet somebody, you say their name three times? Like when Lunchbox says a story in my head and be like, old guy with a dead wife and a wheelchair going through the airport.

[Bobby]

You do that with these stories.

[Amy]

Old guy with a dead wife.

[Bobby]

You just walk around whispering that, though, because you're crazy.

[Eddie]

Old guy with a dead wife from the airport.

[Amy]

Yeah. Stuff's falling from space.

[Eddie]

Three heads.

[Amy]

Stuff's falling from space.

[Eddie]

Blood everywhere.

[Bobby]

Heads on a stick. Heads on a stick.

[Amy]

That was my story, guys.

[Bobby]

Yeah, you started it off.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Your story's heads on a stick.

[Eddie]

Heads on a stick.

[Amy]

That's right. Good job.

[Eddie]

You don't remember us talking about that? Oh, gosh. This is not good.

[Lunchbox]

She don't remember her own.

[Eddie]

This is not good.

[Bobby]

Like, one second before she asked that I was going to Heads on a stick. Heads on a stick.

[Amy]

No, I know. I knew y' all knew, but I just was like, oh, I didn't ask y' all if y' all remembered mine earlier, and we were playing that game. But that's gonna be my thing. Like, tomorrow when y' all do your stories in my head, I'm gonna be just like. I'd memorize someone's name when I meet them.

[Bobby]

All right, that's it. We'll take a break. Thank you, guys.

[Amy]

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[Joel]

New year, new goals, and in this economy, a better money plan is more necessary than ever. I am Matt. And I'm Joel. We are from the how to Money podcast. And every week, we help you to spend smarter, save more, and make sense of what's going on out there. If you want 2026 to be the year you finally feel in control of your money, we're here to give you the tools and advice to help you make it happen. Listen to how to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby]

Hi, I'm Dr. Priyanka Walley. And I'm Hari Kondabolu. It's a new year, and on the podcast Health Stuff, we're resetting the way we talk about our health, which means.

[Eddie]

Being honest about what we know, what.

[Bobby]

We don't know, and how messy it can all be. I like to sleep in late and sleep early. Is there a chronotype for that, or.

[Eddie]

Am I just depressed?

[Bobby]

We talk to experts who share real experiences and insight. You just really need to find where it is that you can have an impact in your own life and just start doing that. We break down the topics you want to know more about sleep, stress, mental health, and how the world around us affects our overall health. We talk about all the ways to keep your body and mind inside and out healthy. We human beings, all we want is connection. We just want to connect with each other.

[Eddie]

Health stuff is about learning, laughing and feeling a little less alone.

[Bobby]

Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Eddie]

Every January, we're encouraged to start over. But what if this year is about slowing down and learning how to understand ourselves more deeply? What if this year is about giving ourselves permission to feel what we've been holding and knowing that it's okay to ask for help? I'm Mike DellaRocha, host of Sacred Lessons. This is a podcast for men navigating stress, emotional health, fatherhood, identity, and the unspoken pressures we're taught to carry alone. We talk honestly about mental health, about healing generational wounds, and about learning how to show up with more presence and care. If you want a healthier relationship with yourself and the people you love, then Sacred Lessons is the podcast for you. Listen to Sacred Lessons with Mike De La Rocha on America's number one podcast network, iHeart. Follow Sacred Lessons with Mike De La Rocha and start listening on the free iHeartRadio app today.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

Hey there. This is Dr. Jesse Mills, director of the Men's Clinic at UCLA Health and host of the Mailroom podcast. Each January, guys everywhere make the same resolutions. Get stronger, work harder, fix what's broken. But what if the real work isn't physical at all? To kick off the new year, I sat down with Dr. Steve Poulter, a psychologist with over 30 years experience helping men unpack shame, anxiety and emotional pain they were never taught to name. In a powerful two part conversation, we discuss why men aren't emotionally bulletproof, why shame hides in plain sight, and how real strength comes from listening to yourself and to others.

[Bobby]

Guys who are toxic, they're immature, or they've got something they just haven't resolved. Once that gets resolved, then there comes.

[TJ]

Empathy and some compassion.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

If you want this to be the year you stop powering through pain and start understanding what's underneath, listen to the mailroom on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite shows.

[TJ]

As somebody who has fasted quite a bit myself, if you're gonna do a three day Fast Eddie where you're legit not going to eat any food, you're gonna want electrolytes in your water and you cannot drink wine on the fast, that will screw everything up for you if you're doing it for health reasons. And so Spiritual reason. Love your show. Bye.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I think we need to get our language right too, because it's a 20 day fast.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Bobby]

But you're only saying liquid.

[Eddie]

Liquid for four days. Yeah, straight liquid.

[Bobby]

So that means nothing until you come back on Monday. So you're gonna go Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, you can eat nothing until Monday.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby]

But you're right. How close are you gonna get to God if you're drinking?

[Eddie]

Probably closer, I think.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Eddie]

Expand your mind.

[Bobby]

See, you're not doing lsd, you're drinking wine.

[Eddie]

But I would.

[Amy]

I don't think he's gonna have a ton a glass.

[Bobby]

Wouldn't it be crazy to do lsd?

[Amy]

Yes, it would, very much so.

[Eddie]

Like, have you ever wanted to do that though? Oh, I've never.

[Bobby]

I've wanted to do every drug. I've never done a single drug. I've wanted to do every drug.

[Amy]

I mean, I would want to be in a very controlled environment.

[Eddie]

Me too.

[Bobby]

With tied up, my feet tied up, my hands tied up.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Amy]

I don't want to do it at a party.

[Bobby]

I'm afraid that I would just be running down the street butt naked, like. Cause I lose control.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's why you want to be tied up.

[Bobby]

Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need somebody to restrain. Yeah. I think of. I just need my mind to relax and open up. The one time I got on laughing gas really hard.

[Eddie]

Dentist.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah. I mean, I went in and had some major work being done. And it's hard for that gas to even like set in because I'm wired so tight and my dentist knows hit me hard, hit me fast, because it won't affect me. And so I remember being. So would the term be high on laughing gas?

[Amy]

Sure.

[Bobby]

I remember being so high on laughing gas that I understood that life was all about love. And all I could see, I was in space. It was black. It was black. There were no stars. It was black. And I was like, I get it. Life is all about love and relationships. And then it felt like I was in there for five minutes, but it was an hour or so. And what I started to hear was Vertical Horizon. She's everything. But it was playing from a like a speaker because they could keep music on.

[Eddie]

Okay, that was real.

[Bobby]

It was real.

[Amy]

But I heard it like fading in imaginary speaker.

[Bobby]

And I was like, I'm hearing Vertical Horizon. But that was me coming back too. And it was the greatest, like just feeling full with no worries moment that I've ever had. And if I'm just afraid if I took some drug I'd be butt naked or, like, pooping in someone's yard or humping a door.

[Amy]

Yeah, that part of desire.

[Bobby]

All that. But, yeah, it'd be cool. How do we get here? Oh, you're fast.

[Eddie]

Drinking wine on the fast.

[Amy]

Yeah, wine.

[Eddie]

Getting closer to God with the wine.

[Bobby]

I'm telling you, I felt like I was. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful moment.

[Eddie]

So what's crazy, though, is you come back, right? And then you just like. Yeah, all that.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it's fine.

[Eddie]

You're back to.

[Bobby]

Back to normal. Back to being wound tight. Yeah, but I. If that's what people experience whenever they get, like, high, like, I get it, it was awesome. But I'm just afraid I would be pursuing it all the time, every day, and it would completely wreck my life because it would be all I'd be focused on.

[Amy]

Right. That's.

[Bobby]

And I think that's what happens ends.

[Amy]

Up being the problem.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay, so Eddie, can he have one glass of wine?

[Bobby]

He can have whatever he wants. Sure. I think he's gonna use that as a crutch, though, to get hungry. Let him drink.

[Amy]

Yeah, because Eddie doesn't have an alcohol problem.

[Eddie]

Correct. Thank you, Amy, for clarifying that.

[Amy]

I don't.

[Bobby]

No one said he did.

[Eddie]

Well, just because you were thinking it.

[Amy]

No, we needed to clarify. I was just saying, like, you would just have like a glass at night.

[Bobby]

Are you gonna continue this, though, for 20 days? Meaning not the no food, but as your church is doing, where on Monday again, like Amy said, you're gonna have to slowly bring yourself in with a smoothie or something.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Bobby]

So you are gonna do the whole 20 days?

[Eddie]

When I do 20 days, baby, it's four with nothing. Yep.

[Bobby]

Okay. That starts Thursday morning.

[Eddie]

So good luck.

[Bobby]

Not tomorrow. But. No, you're not punishing us.

[Eddie]

No, I'm just saying Thursday. I think I'll be fine.

[Bobby]

Right.

[Eddie]

Because I'll just start it Thursday. Friday, dude, I may be just disgusting.

[Bobby]

Friday will be bad. Friday, will you add, like.

[Eddie]

Don't even look at me.

[Bobby]

If you're setting yourself up to feel that way, you'll feel that way for sure. You guys can call us if you want. We'd love to hear from you. 877 77. Bobby. Let's go to TJ, who lives in Indiana. Hey, TJ, you're on the show.

[TJ]

Hey, guys.

[Bobby]

What's up, buddy?

[TJ]

Hey. Not a lot. So I am a pastor, and for quite a few years. I. I like to start every year off with a 30 to 40 day fast. I do A pre fast diet that helps prepare the body. It's a seven day diet. You lose a lot of weight during that, that seven day prep. And then my kids love when I fast because one of my outlets is I cook and I try a lot of new recipes and they get to taste everything.

[Bobby]

So you cook but don't eat?

[TJ]

Correct.

[Bobby]

That's like going clothes shopping but not wearing anything you buy for yourself.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

That's crazy.

[TJ]

Well, it's one of those things that, you know, the first, like one of your other callers said, the first few days, you know, you try to eat out of habit and you get hungry. Those first three days, I don't have to leave the room when my family eats. I said I'll drink tea or. B, you know, something like that. And I said, I have no problem. It's again after the third, fourth day when the habitorial eating kind of goes away.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[TJ]

And again, you got to make sure for me again as a pastor, and I know you said you were doing it with your church, you've got to make sure you're substituting the eating with the prayer because otherwise you're just dieting.

[Bobby]

Dear God. Made me less hungry.

[Eddie]

Right, right, right.

[Bobby]

That'd be part of the practice, that one. Tj, I really appreciate that call. Thank you very much. Sounds like you're in a pretty windy place right now.

[TJ]

Hey.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Oh yeah, I've got my moon roof open here in Indiana. 37 degrees. Feels like 28. Enjoy. Enjoying it, man park polar bear.

[Bobby]

That's awesome. Well, thank you for the call. Hope you have a great rest of the day.

[TJ]

Hey, thanks you guys too. Be blessed.

[Bobby]

That's a pretty solid way to hang out. That's a pretty solid way to hang up. I'm not gonna lie. It's a good, it's a nice feeling. Goodbye.

[Amy]

Probably his signature thing.

[Bobby]

I ate a whole sleeve of thin mints last night.

[Amy]

Speaking of eating, speaking of fasting.

[Bobby]

Yeah, Whole sleeve of thin mints. It was a rough day yesterday.

[Amy]

So what, what happened?

[Bobby]

Just in general. I went to physical therapy for my ankle, my foot. Because I had surgery, what, two and a half months ago and it was, I got cleared to do some work on it. So I got on this treadmill where they take some of your weight off. You get in basically a contraption and it holds a little bit of your weight up. And I was doing 70% and I just felt like an electric shock really bad on my bad foot ankle. And I was just, it was demoralized. Just demoralized.

[Amy]

So did you speak up?

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah, I stopped, and then I stopped and you know the.

[Amy]

Physical therapist?

[Bobby]

Yeah, Peter.

[Eddie]

That guy?

[Bobby]

Yeah. It's awesome. His name's Daniel, and he was like, we're stopping. And I was just going, oh, this sucks. I hope it's not hurt. He's like, it's not hurt. You're not re. Injured. But I had a bad day, so I went home and medicated with Thin Mints. It is what it is, man. I'm not proud of it.

[Eddie]

I get that.

[Bobby]

A whole sleep frozen, though. I had him in the freezer. They were ready. It was ready for me.

[Amy]

Is it Girl Scout season?

[Bobby]

It was. We ordered them.

[Amy]

Oh, dang.

[Bobby]

I missed it a few weeks ago.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

I ordered, like I told you, three boxes after I won the lottery.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby]

You remember that?

[Amy]

That's the way you celebrated.

[Eddie]

That's right.

[Bobby]

Yeah. And so I'm on my third box now. I went hard. The thing about frozen Thin Mints, they're great, but they warm super quick. They get back to room temperature way quicker than normal cookies.

[Amy]

Do you freeze other cookies?

[Bobby]

I freeze a lot of stuff, yeah. You ever do Fruit Riot? Oh, my goodness. What is that?

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Amy]

Fruit Riot?

[Bobby]

Yeah, you guys are. If you haven't done Fruit Riot.

[Amy]

Is that the chocolate covered fruit?

[Bobby]

No, no, it's like grapes that have, like, the sour sugar on it. Mango that's, like, has the cayenne pepper on it. You ever had Fruit Riot?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I have.

[Mike]

They're really good.

[Bobby]

I freeze Fruit Riot. I like to freeze everything.

[Amy]

And so do people do that with Mukbang?

[Bobby]

Mukbang is when you get on video on YouTube and you just eat and people watch you eat.

[Amy]

Yeah, but I feel like. Did they eat Fruit Riot?

[Bobby]

I think they eat everything. Oh, well, maybe your algorithm is feeding you Fruit Riot. Mukbang.

[Eddie]

Frozen grapes, though.

[Bobby]

Those are delicious frozen grapes. But it's Fruit Riot grapes with all the sour on it.

[Amy]

So do you make them?

[Bobby]

It's Fruit Riot.

[Amy]

You buy it. Or it's made at home. Like, you get the grapes and then put the stuff on it and freeze it.

[Lunchbox]

Is that a brand?

[Eddie]

I think he buys it.

[Bobby]

You think? I made something and named it Fruit Riot. Guys, I got this new thing.

[Amy]

Okay, let me clarify. Did your wife make.

[Bobby]

No, no. Fruit Riot is like a. It's like a candy fruit.

[Eddie]

Oh, look it up.

[Bobby]

It's in a bag.

[Amy]

Okay, I see it now.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Did I make. I don't do anything. I.

[Amy]

That actually came up at the other day at the shower.

[Bobby]

What came up? That I don't do anything.

[Amy]

Never mind.

[Eddie]

Oh, no, you got to tell us now.

[Amy]

Not that you don't do anything at all. It was more of. Well, it was a bunch of us girls sitting around.

[Bobby]

Say it. You're in the shower. It's all you guys. All of my wife's closest friends. Go ahead.

[Amy]

It was like, I'm not going to.

[Bobby]

Disagree, by the way.

[Amy]

Right. No, it wasn't slamming on you at all. It was more of.

[Bobby]

Doesn't sound like it's loving.

[Eddie]

What did they say?

[Amy]

No, it was more of a genuine curiosity of how you survived before. Like, how did you do. How did you do laundry, you know.

[Bobby]

Like, before you do laundry now?

[Amy]

Because I said, well, you know, he would. He had clean clothes. I think in our 20s and 30s, you did laundry. Yeah, right. And it just was sort of like, I don't know how, because it's as if now it's not. But also the words, the term weaponized incompetence came up from some of the others about men in general.

[Bobby]

No, I do that all the time that I weaponize incompetence because it's like.

[Amy]

You were able to take care of yourself. You had been with her now five years. How did you do it before?

[Bobby]

It's a great question. Thanks for asking. When I was really broke, I washed my own clothes, and I didn't have nice clothes. And you can wash them all the same color. You can wash them all hot water. Oh, that's very easy.

[Amy]

You did it all in hot water?

[Eddie]

Well, yeah, that's when you have to separate the colors. Yeah, you get it in cold. You don't separate anything.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby]

I would explain a lot, but Bobby's.

[Amy]

Colorblind, so he probably was like, everything looks good.

[Eddie]

That's a good point.

[Bobby]

That would explain a lot. So when I would do my laundry like that, when I had no money, that was fine. And then when I started to have some money and I started to have no time, I just sent everything to the dry cleaner. But I would dry clean the nice stuff and have them launder the clean stuff, the not nice stuff, like T shirts and stuff. It was cheaper. So I would just get laundry delivered.

[Amy]

So you would send it off and they wash it and fold it and bring it back.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Amy]

So that's how he did it.

[Bobby]

And so food wise, thank you for asking. I used to go to Galaxy Cafe every day, like twice a day near my house, and they had a standing order. I drive home from work, grab a bag of food, go back home. But it was all about efficiency. Then it wasn't so much about, you know, nourishment, nutrition. It was just like, gotta eat so I can keep going. Yeah, those were the days. But, yeah, no, I don't. I don't. I mean, I load the dishwasher, sometimes I take the trash out. That's my thing very much. I'll take the trash out without her even asking. Yep.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Eddie]

Wow, man. Big deal.

[Bobby]

Thank you. And she'll come back and go, you took the trash out. I was like, sure did. Thank you for noticing. I do that. I always take the dogs out. Dogs are very much my thing.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby]

In the morning, at night, in the day, I feed the dogs. I definitely have my chores. I don't do as much as she does. But also, I. I don't know how.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, you don't know how.

[Eddie]

Weaponizing. What is it called?

[Amy]

Weaponized incompetence.

[Bobby]

Yeah. She hit me with that last night, by the way.

[Amy]

Oh, really? About what?

[Bobby]

Well, I was like. She was making dinner, and she was like, I made dinner. It's up on the stove. And I said, will you make me a plate? And she was like, well, why don't you do it? I said, well, it's been out a little bit, and it's kind of cold. It's cool. And you heat it up really good. And when you make the plate, it's all divided into perfect. And she's like, you know how to do that. Like, you're smart. And I'm like, I don't do it.

[Eddie]

As good as you.

[Bobby]

And she goes, you just weaponize the confidence. And then she made me a plate. It was awesome.

[Lunchbox]

So it worked. Good job. It was great.

[Bobby]

I think she doesn't want to hear the whining.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah. That's sometimes how it is with our kids.

[Bobby]

It's like she is taking. It's like, what's the. What annoys her the least, actually making it and heating it up for me or hearing me whine. And I think what annoys her least is her having to heat up food. And because she does, she divides it.

[Eddie]

Perfect on a plate that's nice.

[Bobby]

And it's heated properly. Like, she'll. Blows my mind. She'll heat something up, and then she will, in the middle, open it up, stir it, and put it back into heat again, where I heat it and I go in it. Like, I had some mashed potatoes I was heating up yesterday for lunch, and I was doing it myself. She wasn't there, and they were smoking hot on the outside. And Inside.

[Amy]

Cold.

[Bobby]

Cold. You knew it because.

[Amy]

Yeah, you're a sister. You know what?

[Bobby]

We've done this before, but you know what? I just ate it. I just ate it and ate it.

[Amy]

Cold and medicinal like a man.

[Bobby]

So, yeah, that's what's up.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby]

How do we get on this thin?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Freezing things.

[Amy]

Yeah. Cooking. I don't know.

[Bobby]

You guys can hit us up if you want. 877 77. Bobby. Thank you. All right, that's it for today. Thank you, everybody, for listening to part two here. Appreciate you. If you don't mind, if you find something funny we talk about, you don't mind sharing on your Instagram story. That'd be awesome. Tag us too. We'd love to see it. That helps us. Otherwise, we will see you guys tomorrow. That's all. Bye, everybody.

[Joel]

Hey, it's Joel and Matt from how to Money. If your New Year's resolution is to finally get your finances in shape, we've got your back prices, they're still high, and the economy is all over the place. But 2026 is the year for you to get intentional and make real progress. That's right, yeah. Each week we break down what's happening with your money, the most important issues to focus on, and the small moves that make a big difference. Kick off the year with confidence. Listen to how to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

I'm John Paulk. For years, I was the poster boy of the conversion therapy movement, the ex gay who married an ex lesbian and traveled the world telling my story of how I changed my sexuality from gay to straight. You might have heard my story, but you've never heard the real story.

[Bobby]

John has never been anything but gay, but he really tried hard not to be.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

Listen to atonement, the John Paulk story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Dr. Jesse Mills, host of the Mailroom podcast. Each January, men promise to get stronger, work harder, and fix what's broken. But what if the real work isn't physical at all? I sat down with psychologist Dr. Steve Poulter to unpack shame, anxiety, and the emotional pain men were never taught how.

[Bobby]

To n. Part of the way through the valley of despair is realizing this has happened and you have to make a choice whether you're going to stay in it or move forward.

[Dr. Jesse Mills]

Our two part conversation is available now. Listen to the mailroom on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite shows.

[Bobby]

A man with down syndrome tries the impossible, the grand slam in turkey hunting. 4:53 hits. We're legal, shooting light.

[Eddie]

And he gives us this one last just ow.

[Bobby]

And he pitches off. And when he pitches off, he flies.

[Eddie]

Right into the gun barrel. I said to the cameraman, do you have him?

[Bobby]

He said, shoot him. I said, justin, shoot. You can download this episode and others from Lines and tines with Spencer Graves on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey everyone, it's Ed helms and I'm.

[Lunchbox]

Kal Penn and we are the hosts.

[Bobby]

Of Earsay, the Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club. This week on the podcast I am talking to film and TV critic, radio and podcast host and Harry Potter super fan Rhianna Dillon to discuss Audible's full cast adaptation of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. What moments in this audiobook capture the feeling of the magical world best for.

[Eddie]

You or just stood out the most?

[Bobby]

I always loved reading about the Quidditch matches and and I think the audio really gets it because it just plunges you right into the stands. You have the crowd sounds like all around you is surround sound, especially if you're listening in headphones. Listen to Hearsay, the Audible and iHeart audiobook club on the iHeartradio app or wherever you get your podcast. This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.