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Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
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Eddie
Drives you nuts. Frustration.
Bobby Bones
Are men. I don't know. The men are naggers.
Amy
I'm just saying you said family. You didn't say nagging wife.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's true. Okay. When researchers tracked more than 4,000 people for six years, they discovered that the subjects who were often bombarded with demands from their spouses, were 300% more likely to develop heart problems and than those whose partners were more laid back. Experts say instead of constantly nagging, make a list, put it on the fridge, and try to knock out one thing every day. Men's health. So I did not say men. The men I know have other toxic traits that aren't nagging. I'm not saying men don't have or that men don't nag.
Amy
Right.
Bobby Bones
Or they don't have an equal to nagging. But most men I know aren't naggers. Mostly they're just like, upset that they're being bothered so much about stupid little things and they just wouldn't do them. And then things would be broken forever because we don't care more slobs.
Lunchbox
What's like, what's nagging over and over.
Bobby Bones
Again over and over and over again.
Eddie
Oh, yeah, your wife probably does it.
Lunchbox
I didn't say that.
Eddie
It's ok.
Lunchbox
I don't think she does.
Eddie
Oh, come on. All wives.
Amy
Well, like, if y'all would start doing, like if you did it, it wouldn't have to be repeated.
Eddie
Like, hey, have you picked up that dishes yet? Have you picked up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, mostly it's just like repeating same.
Eddie
Thing over and over again for a purpose.
Amy
But like, lunchbox is saying, have you picked up that dish? Have you picked up that lunchbox? Why didn't you pick up the dish?
Eddie
Well, yeah, you said it once. I mean, maybe I'll get to in two hours, maybe it'll take me three. But you don't have to say it over and over again.
Bobby Bones
You don't forget about it, though.
Eddie
No, I see it. It's just. It's not in my path to go get it. I'm not going to. I don't have to go get it right away. Hey, why don't you pick up those clothes? Well, why don't you pick them up? You see them there, too.
Lunchbox
Oh, my goodness.
Eddie
Like, and then an hour later.
Lunchbox
But they're your clothes, right?
Bobby Bones
Sure, sure. Or yes.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. 56% of people would shave lives, shave years off their lives if they could have added to their pet's lifespan.
Eddie
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Amy
Yeah, probably not.
Bobby Bones
A New survey reveals that extraordinary impact pets have, our mental health and well being. Nearly three in five Americans claim this. You know, I was thinking about this this morning. I think if I were like, you know what? I'm gonna give Stanley an extra year of his life. I think I'd probably regret it when I was, like, 86. Like, I wouldn't regret it, like, right now.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But I think when I'm like 86 and I'm still feeling pretty good, and they're like, oh, you gave Stanley a year, remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's time to go. Son of a. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Shouldn't have done that.
Bobby Bones
56% of pet owners say an animal has literally saved their life. Now, literally means there's a fire and they pull you out by the collar.
Amy
Or they bark and wake you up.
Bobby Bones
Literally. Yeah.
Amy
Or they start meowing by your collarbone and you see a lump.
Lunchbox
You have cancer.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Or do they just meow by your collarbone? It turns out there's no.
Amy
They won't let it go. They're, like, right there.
Bobby Bones
56% of pet owners are willing to trade years off their life to extend their pet's lifespan. 95% report daily mental health benefits from their pets. Yeah, I can go with that one. The reason that I don't think that I would trade a year off my life for my pet. I don't even know that my pet likes me. Because they can't speak English.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Amy
And then what's that? Last year of their life like, you give them an extra year, but they're already elderly.
Eddie
Right. It's a good point.
Bobby Bones
Mental health ratings jump from 32% to 71% after getting a pet. 53% trust their pet over the romantic partner. But trust is a weird word. Trust to do what?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Not tell on you because you're cheating. Yeah. Okay. They don't know English you know what I mean?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What do you mean? Trust.
Amy
Weird.
Bobby Bones
38% trust their pet's instincts more than their own. These are just people that. I couldn't love my animals more.
Amy
My pet's instincts, you said they come.
Bobby Bones
Up to your neck and you're like, you have a lot.
Amy
Yeah, they may do that, but my dog ate a rabbit.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's what dogs do. My dog, nature Eller, goes out and hunts in the woods and pulls all kind of animals in. Sometimes presents them as, look what I did, or like a gift.
Lunchbox
She's gifting you.
Bobby Bones
She's gifted me a squirrel. She's done that before. But she's like part hound, part husky, part hound. She goes. And she grabs it.
Amy
Well, my dog is a Labradoodle, so I'd rather her not do that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, well, my wife gets grossed out. She's like, she's got animals in her mouth. And I'm like, that's nature.
Amy
The poor little bunny rabbit was squealing.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Circle a lion.
Amy
That was horrible. Circle.
Lunchbox
Watch the Lion King. Tells you all about it.
Amy
Good.
Bobby Bones
When a dog's owner gets overly stressed, a dog gets stressed as well. From scientific reports, a dog's level of stress mirrors that of his owner.
Amy
Yeah. Or anybody in the house.
Bobby Bones
When a dog's owner gets overly stressed, the dog gets stressed. My bulldog does not get stressed because I get stressed. He does not care. He goes unless he's napping to show he's stressed out. But now we have to keep some of his probiotics because his stomach is so messed up. And bulldogs, they are a disaster. Just generally. They're all inbred for so many years, but we have to keep his probiotics in the fridge and have to put it on his food every time because he's having such gastrointestinal problems. Terrible. Why did you do blood work again yesterday? And it's okay. I'm there. Luckily, I can afford it, but, man, it is. And Ehler is. Is an iron dog. She can eat anything, kill anything. Nothing bothers her. Just mutt. So she's invincible. Stanley. Holy crap. It's like seven cousins made love and produced him. So everything's wrong. So that's from scientific reports. Yeah. He's got, like, these holes in him, what he did, where these big blisters came up when he got some infection, and now the hair won't grow over them. So it looks like they have bullet holes in his body. You saw them? Looks weird, doesn't it?
Lunchbox
Yeah, it looks like it's riddled with bullets. It's very strange.
Bobby Bones
There's lab grown T Rex leather handbags.
Lunchbox
Like real what? Real T. Rex.
Amy
But they, they grew it from like their T Rex bones or something.
Bobby Bones
So you can get DNA from like the bone. And they're growing this lab grown leather and then you can buy a T. Rex handbag that's legit. So they do crocodile skin. Yeah, but the T. Rex one is Kate Spade has it.
Lunchbox
So isn't that how they did a Jurassic park? Like DNA?
Bobby Bones
They're doing purses first and did. I would only spend a bunch of money on it. If it were literal skin from a T Rex that would be legit.
Lunchbox
But you can't because that was so long ago. They don't have that anymore.
Bobby Bones
That's what I'm saying. I'd say a lot of money frozen. Yeah. Three companies have teamed up to make the world's first T Rex leather handbag. The T Rex leather is cruelty free, eco friendly, friendly and mimics the strength and feel of real leather.
Lunchbox
Cruelty free because they didn't have to hurt a T Rex.
Bobby Bones
The Organoid company creates synthetic DNA from this collagen which lab grown leather uses to go. Anyway, I thought it was kind of weird from oddity central with that story there. What'd you do yesterday? Anything? I mean, I feel like I'm scurrying because we were here for a day and I have to leave tonight. I'll be working from Dallas tomorrow, but I have to go to Dallas tonight for ACMs. We have rehearsal tonight on a Tuesday night for a Thursday show that's never happened. So it's kind of like a. Hey, don't forget rehearsals. And I'm like, I'll be there Wednesday. Like no, we're doing on Tuesday now.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What do you mean yeah? It's two days before we never do. You never do rehearsals two days out before the show.
Amy
But I don't. I'm just saying. I'm just, I'm just hearing you through your story.
Bobby Bones
I'm like, yeah, like the tone of that. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, duh, fix it. Yeah, fix it.
Amy
I know. I'm like, what am I supposed to do?
Bobby Bones
So I'm going to be the one, the last one there tonight. So I'm going to do that tonight and I'll work from Dallas tomorrow. I'm hosting a Brooks and Dunn gala Wednesday night and I think Keith Urban's playing, Lanny Wilson's playing. I don't know if I should say everybody's playing. Because I think some may be a surprise, but it's to honor Brooks and Dunn. And so I mentioned this to a couple of you guys. I'm going to go up and tell some jokes because I'm hosting it. And I asked their manager, who I know well, Clarence, I said, hey, can I roast the guys? And he's like, you won't say anything worse than what I say to them. Because I know Clarence well. I know Ronnie really well. The singer I know kicks pretty well. And he's like, you know the line to walk to, just don't go past it. And I'm like, I don't know the line to walk to.
Amy
Yeah, like, what's the line? Yeah, like, can you give me an example?
Bobby Bones
Well, you never want to send anyone jokes because they just may not get them.
Amy
Mm.
Bobby Bones
So. But I have like 20. I'm not gonna use them all. I'm gonna spend today kind of cutting them down. I also hate rehearsing the jokes I'm going to do in front of other people on prompter. So usually I won't rehearse the jokes. I'll go, I'll put them in prompter before I go up. Right before I go up. Cause I feel kind of stupid, like doing the joke. Cause I'm not gonna do full effort when I'm in rehearsal. And then people there will be like, oh, don't do that one. That wasn't that funny.
Lunchbox
You don't want that.
Bobby Bones
And I have nowhere to practice them. The hardest thing about doing jokes for a one time event is that you can't practice them to find out if they're funny. Where. If I'm touring, I got 20 shows, I kind of know what's funny, what's not. I can surround it by other funny things. I can't even surround it by other funny things because I don't know what's funny. I know what I think's funny the.
Amy
More you look at them. Is that hard though? Like when you're writing those jokes for an event and the more time you spend with them, are you like, shoot, I thought this was funny. But now that I've read it over and over, does it become. Do you have to worry about that? Like, oh, I better not read it anymore because I'm gonna think it's not funny.
Bobby Bones
Single jokes? No.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Funny songs. Yes. I get lost in it. I'm like, I don't think this is funny anymore.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But I have to, like, make fun of myself first a lot before a roast for me, because I'm not super cutting. I have to go at myself first before I go at anybody else. I can give you my one. I got a couple. But I can give you my one joke that I have at the very beginning. Okay. It's such an honor to be here tonight celebrating Brooks and Dunn, two legends icons. And somehow I'm the one with the mic. Which goes to show if you hang around long enough and charge nothing, you two can host a gala. So super safe. It's against me. They'll be like, okay, what's happening here? You know, the presentation will be funnier. But yeah, I don't want to read a lot of these. How about. So they did Reboot one and Reboot two, which is those albums they did of their old songs. So they got new artists to sing them. Everybody familiar?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And so I talk about that a little bit. I say Reboot one and Reboot two. If we get a third one, we're officially Fast and the Furious of music. Because there's. Yeah. Looking forward to Vin Diesel on Red Dirt Road.
Lunchbox
That's funny.
Amy
Nice.
Lunchbox
I'd laugh at that.
Bobby Bones
Thank you.
Amy
Because I like Fast and Furious.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I do too.
Bobby Bones
Good.
Eddie
Well, not anymore.
Lunchbox
Which is the one we saw at.
Amy
Mike's birthday when they went to space.
Eddie
And that bridge was falling down. They were still going though.
Amy
Whatever. I liked it.
Bobby Bones
They say it's not about the money, though. But if you re record your old hits twice, it's definitely not about the art. Right. That's not too mean, right?
Lunchbox
No, it's good.
Bobby Bones
Kicks hosts a weekend countdown show. I host a better one. Kicks show is great, though, for people who can't find mine. Got em?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Some of these I'm just not sure about yet. Let's see. Ronnie and Kix broke up for a while. Then they got back together twice. At this point, they're just the country version of Ross and Rachel. So it's like, will people get the Friends reference?
Lunchbox
Yes, I think so. I mean, everyone knows who Ross and Rachel are.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I'm wearing Ronnie Dunn's jacket that he gave me. And it's kind of like got flames and vines and stuff on it. So Ronnie gave me a jacket to wear for the night. That's when I knew I made it, when a literal country legend turned me into his fashion charity case. See, it's kind of funny when Brooks and Dunn walk in. Legends follow. When I walk in, you know what follows? Someone's saying, do you work here? You know, that's some. That's some. I got some Keith Urban stuff too, but. Cause he's gonna be there in Laney. But then I'm like, I don't even know if I go that hard. It's not a whole roast. I'll just like five or six jokes and get off. Keith Urban was born to be on stage. I was born to be slightly off stage and introduce people like Keith Urban.
Lunchbox
That's funny.
Bobby Bones
Let me see what the meanest one is.
Lunchbox
When you attack yourself. It's pretty funny.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you have to or you really can't go after anybody else. At least I feel that way. After they broke up, they said they needed a break. From what I say, success. Thank you. The breakup was amicable. Like a divorce where both parties keep the massive house and tons of the money. Yeah, whatever. The mean one. Mean ones. I didn't not gonna say in case I may not use them. Maybe I throw one One. One mean one. Nah, I don't know. I'm not trying to like go viral.
Lunchbox
Like the Tom Brady rose.
Bobby Bones
I'm not trying to go hard. Hard.
Eddie
They're my Tom Brady roast.
Bobby Bones
But yeah, so I'm gonna do that. And then Thursday nights, the ACMs, which by the way, on Amazon Prime Video now you can watch my special, the ACM prime special that I did and interviewed Laney and Brooks and Dunn and Keith Urban. And I do like my top all time acm, like favorite moments. But some of them were from before I was born. They're super funny. But that's what I did last night. I gotta repack. I'm tired. I'm tired from this past weekend. It's like I don't even have like my. My bearings back. And then off I go again tonight. So that'll be what's up. Yeah. What'd you do last night?
Amy
I went to a choir thing at school.
Bobby Bones
And who sang?
Amy
Well, kids. But then I thought it was weird because the teacher had a solo.
Lunchbox
What song?
Amy
It just.
Bobby Bones
Is that like the coach getting out during a T ball game and taking a couple reps himself?
Lunchbox
Yeah, a little bit.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like, watch me. Watch how far I can hit it, kids.
Amy
I thought that was interesting.
Bobby Bones
That's weird.
Amy
Yeah. I had not ever seen that before because it's already like a. A longer thing. And parents are like, okay. Yeah. Got our annual, you know, spring recital thing. And then it was extended because of the teacher's solo.
Bobby Bones
Oh, Mike just showed me that kick. Stepped down from his countdown show.
Mike D
Yeah. End of last year.
Amy
Oh, maybe you say, but not around anymore. Kicks got canceled.
Bobby Bones
He quit that too.
Amy
He quit that too.
Lunchbox
Changed the joke around a little bit.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so what's the joke? Kicks. Used to host a week in countdown show. Kicks. Show was great though for people who couldn't find mine. I can do that one like that. Yeah. Who knows? I start second guessing every joke though. Five seconds before.
Lunchbox
Well, it's tricky cuz like jokes are, you know, like regular people, Right. When you tell a joke, you tell it to a group of people and if they laugh, it's funny and you tell it for the rest of your life. But like here, it's like you're writing it. You have no idea. People are gonna think it's funny or not.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And if they don't, sometimes I'll just laugh. Ha ha. Gotcha. Okay, who's hosting it now?
Mike D
Ryan Fox. Oh, Ryan Fox.
Lunchbox
You know Ryan Fox, huh?
Eddie
You go, oh, Ryan Fox.
Bobby Bones
But he's doing pretty good. But he's doing pretty good at it. Yeah. Don't know. Okay, let's take a little. Yeah, I'll do a little mid roll here. Thank you to the presenting sponsor of today's episode, American Express. I'm always traveling for work, which means I'm constantly trying new restaurants in a bunch of different cities. Some good, some bad. And while I love most of the food I try, the rewards I am earning with my Amex Gold card While eating in these different cities is the best part. With AMEX Gold, you earn four times membership rewards points on purchases at restaurants on up to $50,000 per year. And now you can leave the restaurant and get straight to the action. With access to card member entrances at select venues. That's the powerful backing of American Express card member entrance access not limited to AMEX gold Card terms apply. Learn more@american express.com withamex Bobby Bones here with exciting updates on the top shelf country cruise. The cruise is more amazing than ever. We not only have the best country music, but we have the best ports of call parties along the way. It's not just a cruise. It is a country music experience at sea. Let's talk about it. Country superstar Keith Urban will be performing live at the brand new Nassau Port amphitheater. It doesn't end there. You'll enjoy nightly performances on board with other country stars like lee Bryce, Scotty McCreary, Parma Lee, LeAnn Rimes and more. Plus, we'll be stopping at the bustling beach city of Key west and relaxing on the beautiful island of Bimini. We're setting sail February 27th to March 6th, 2026. That's next year. You don't want to miss it. All this brought to you by Signature Cruise Experiences, the gold standard in Charter Cruises since 2001. Go to topshelfcountrycruise.com to book any available stateroom. These spots are filling up fast. This experience will be unforgettable. Topshelfcountrycruise.com There are a lot of reasons to like Hyundai. Or heck, like me. Even love Hyundai. I have a Hyundai Santa Fe. It's amazing. The Bluetooth is the easiest to use of anything I've ever used. It's awesome. Hyundai is committed to supporting their American consumers. I mean, they've invested in the United States with factories like the new Meta plant over in Georgia. They've created 570,000 jobs with 100,000 more to come. And they just announced they will not be raising MSRP through June 2nd no matter what. Call 562-314-4603 for more details.
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Amy
Content they can see.
Bobby Bones
Tuesday Reviews Day if you've watched anything to completion, now is your time to review it. I have watched nothing to Completion. We're in the middle of a couple shows, but I haven't had as much time as we normally have been gone. Tuesday Reviews Day Amy say I have.
Amy
My only review is what we're all supposed to be watching, so I'll wait till we all watch it. That the. The body and stuff.
Eddie
I forgot about it.
Bobby Bones
We've been gone. We've been gone.
Amy
Okay. We still have time, I think so we're Good.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. When was that assigned?
Mike D
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
What is it called? What's the due date?
Eddie
We left.
Mike D
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
It's the Karen Reed trial, right?
Amy
Yes. Body in the Snow.
Bobby Bones
What's that on?
Amy
On Max.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
I've completed it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but you're the one who told us to do it, so. Yeah, I gotta remember that. All right, Lunchbox. You watch anything?
Eddie
No, man, I've not completed anything.
Mike D
We suck, guys.
Bobby Bones
We were.
Eddie
We were on the road.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's really. When you can watch stuff. When you fly places.
Bobby Bones
No, that ain't true. I sit next to you. You wouldn't stop talking.
Lunchbox
Well, that's true.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I was like. I always put headphones in, and he kept like, hey, hey, hey. Hit me on the shoulder.
Lunchbox
Hey, I got a question.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, hey, hey. Hey, Morgan.
Morgan
Yeah. I watched Ransom Canyon, the one Amy watched on Netflix.
Amy
Did you love it?
Morgan
Ransom Canyon?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. What is it?
Morgan
It's like the cheesier version of Yellowstone.
Amy
Yeah, like, way cheesier. It happens in Texas.
Morgan
They're on a ranch. There are a lot of farmers.
Bobby Bones
What'd you think?
Morgan
I really enjoyed it. Like, if you like a cheesy, just fun, easy watch, totally go for it. I don't know that I would recommend you watch it.
Amy
That's the one. I gave two thumbs up.
Bobby Bones
Why do you say it weird like that? You only have two Amy's. Like, I gave that one three thumbs up. You're like, well, that's weird.
Amy
No, but Netflix is like, did you not like thumbs down? And then they're like, you didn't say you.
Bobby Bones
You mean two thumbs up on the screen?
Amy
On the screen, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's different because that's weird. Yeah, we didn't do that.
Amy
That's like me telling Netflix I love it.
Bobby Bones
Didn't you guys take that as her just going, I gave it two thumbs up? And we're like, why are you saying it like that, weirdo?
Amy
No, I don't normally vote on my Netflix screen. I don't take the time to vote voted. Two thumbs up because that's. I need more content like that in my life.
Bobby Bones
It's weird how we love to use that, but we don't do it.
Lunchbox
Thumbs up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. No, we love to. I look at the Netflix reviews.
Amy
Right?
Bobby Bones
But I don't review stuff.
Amy
You're a taker.
Bobby Bones
I know.
Lunchbox
Oh, well, I Yelp, too. I like reading those. I don't Yelp.
Bobby Bones
You don't Yelp? No. Well, with Netflix, though, you already have an account with Yelp. Youp have to set up your own account. Oh, you do?
Lunchbox
Well, that's why I don't do it then.
Bobby Bones
You liked it, though.
Morgan
Yeah, I really liked it. I also give it two thumbs up.
Bobby Bones
Amy. Good job. No.
Eddie
What are you.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. It's not our rating system. What? Did you rate it on Our rating system?
Morgan
4 out of 5. Cowboy hats.
Bobby Bones
Eddie, watch anything?
Lunchbox
Yeah, a movie called Holland. It's on Amazon prime with Nicole Kidman. Man, I'm not. Can't even say too much about.
Bobby Bones
Tell us what? Mike, have you seen it?
Mike D
No, it's old. No, it's the one I filmed here. That lunchbox crash the set.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's the one.
Eddie
Holland, Michigan.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Yeah. It's not Holland Amsterdam, it's Holland, Michigan.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so I don't know what you can say because I don't know about it, but so it is new.
Lunchbox
Basically, she's a. She's a housewife and she lives in the perfect Holland, Michigan. It's the perfect town. Nothing bad ever happens in that town. It's great. Until something bad happens.
Eddie
Until.
Lunchbox
And it's awesome. It's so creepy. She's weird.
Amy
Is that the one where she's fully naked?
Lunchbox
No, I don't remember that. I don't remember that part.
Amy
There's one out.
Lunchbox
You wouldn't be that way.
Bobby Bones
I don't remember that until. What's his name? Until Ray William Johnson. Ray William Johnson. I've watched a whole thing on TikTok about him where the Liberal Party of Australia, which they had an election and the Liberal Party is actually the Conservative Party here, which is weird because I hear Liberal Party of Australia, but they're the Conservative Party of Australia and they're one of their people on their social media, like, stole his style. Which that's fine. He doesn't have, but they blocked him before they stole a style. Do you see the. He was like, why would you block me? I don't own it. Like, I don't care. It's my style.
Mike D
They do it the exact same way. They stole his tag.
Bobby Bones
They blocked it before and they did Until. Which is just a parody, which is fine. But why block them before you even do it? Like, that's because you. Unless you think you're doing something wrong.
Mike D
Yeah, I think he could sue him for stealing his. His format.
Bobby Bones
Do you guys know until.
Lunchbox
No, no.
Bobby Bones
He has millions of followers and now he does more like true crime stuff. And he's like, this happened, that happened. He has a little cartoon version of them. And then he goes, everything's going great until nothing.
Lunchbox
No, no.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he's got a really big following.
Lunchbox
But that's what this movie's like. Great.
Bobby Bones
Review it.
Lunchbox
I'm going to give it four windmills out of five. Like, it was. It was so odd that I liked it. It's an odd movie.
Bobby Bones
By the way, on Amazon, you can watch my ACM special, which I hate to say it's an ACM special because you'd be like, I don't care about the awards, but it's like me with Brooks and Dunn and me with Lainey Wilson, and me with Keith urban. And the ACMs are Thursday night, but it's us doing interviews and doing some of my favorite moments in ACM history from, you know, the last 50 or 60 years. But that's up on Amazon. You really just have to go and search Bobby Bones and you can watch that there and you'll have a good time until. Mike, you watch anything?
Mike D
I watched the new Marvel movie in theaters.
Bobby Bones
Thunderbolts got good reviews, made a lot of money.
Mike D
It is actually really good. Like, I feel like a lot of people are kind of having that Marvel fatigue where it started to feel like homework. They, oh, you got to watch all these 36 movies before going to see this one. This is a good reset. And it's back to, like, 2010's Marvel, where the action was really good. They start really kind of giving you the backstory on all these characters that have been around for a while.
Bobby Bones
But I don't know the characters. Like, I don't know Florence Pugh's character.
Mike D
She was Black Widow's sister.
Bobby Bones
Should I know that? Because I've seen Black Widow.
Mike D
Technically, I guess you should know it. But if you don't know anything about these characters going into it, you don't really need to.
Bobby Bones
Are they played by the people that played them in the original, or were they never actually in the original and they're just the characters you have to know, like, based on lore.
Mike D
They were never the original. It's all, like, pretty much new people. They were in separate movies.
Bobby Bones
So did other people play the character that Florence Pugh?
Mike D
No.
Bobby Bones
So you just had to know about Black Widow sister. Yeah. Got it. Who else? Black Widow sisters. Florence Pugh. Who are the other people?
Mike D
You have Bucky Barnes. Who is Sebastian Stan? He's original Avenger.
Bobby Bones
I need to see who he is.
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Morgan
The Winter Soldier.
Mike D
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Mm.
Morgan
He was with Captain America in a movie.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Don't remember seen it.
Morgan
He has, like, the Iron Arm.
Bobby Bones
Don't remember seen it. It's been a long time. Yeah, yeah.
Mike D
And then one of them is, like, Kurt Russell's son who was in the Captain America TV show.
Bobby Bones
He plays Kurt Russell's son.
Mike D
No, in real life, he's Kurt Russell.
Bobby Bones
They're really stretching at Marvel finding these characters.
Mike D
In real life, he's Kurt Russell's son.
Bobby Bones
Got it. And so they are like. I don't know, what's the theme?
Mike D
It's kind of like DCs. They have the Suicide Squad, where it's like a bunch of anti heroes put together to be a team. That's what happens here. They all get sent to a mission and they find out they were all sent there to kill each other. And then they team up against the bad person who is Julia Louis Dreyfus.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's a great villain. Yeah, that's a good in it.
Mike D
She's good.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. Beep.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Mike D
There's a funny picture of her and the Rizzler. No, but there was, like, they were out promoting it and she took a picture with him and she had no idea who he was. He's like, no disrespect. Disrespect to that kid, but I had no idea who it was.
Bobby Bones
Well, let's ask the show. Amy, do you know the Rizzler is?
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
You?
Lunchbox
I've heard of him.
Bobby Bones
But you know who he is.
Lunchbox
My kids talk about the Rizzler. I don't know what he does or what Morgan. Mm.
Amy
Mm.
Eddie
Wow.
Bobby Bones
This just shows you. Not that anybody doesn't know, but how fractional fame is because the Rizzler is very famous, but not to everybody.
Mike D
He was on Jimmy Fallon.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he is.
Lunchbox
He a little chubby kid?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Eddie
I don't know who it is.
Bobby Bones
So they're the Costco kid. Yeah, yeah. They rate stuff, you know, boom. You know, whatever they say, boom. Boom. Right, Boom.
Mike D
Five big booms.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Super famous until you ask somebody who. But famous. Super fractional. Now, you could be wildly famous to somebody and they have millions of followers and be on Fallon or Kimmel and then somebody else not even know who it is.
Mike D
And they pay him to promote movies like this. Like, they send them to premieres because people have a big following that.
Eddie
He's nine.
Mike D
Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
That's. But his whole family, what, they got really famous doing Costco reviews, and now they're called the Costco what bros. Costco guys.
Lunchbox
Costco guys. Okay. My kids talk about them all the time.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah.
Morgan
Is he called the Rizzler because he's got a lot of wrist. Like, is that what where that.
Bobby Bones
I would think so. Right?
Mike D
Yeah. He does that face thing.
Eddie
It's called a Riz face. An expression where he squints his eyes while stroking his chin.
Amy
Oh, my son does that.
Eddie
Seeing his lips.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But I think the Riz face is based off his name, the Rizzler, which probably from the charisma the kid has if I'm walking it back. Right? Like, is that known for doing the Jonathan Riz? But is the Riz a face?
Eddie
That's what they're saying is. It's his Riz. The Riz face.
Bobby Bones
Everybody relax. Did he invent the Riz face?
Mike D
Yeah, he invented that.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Mike D
That's what he was known for.
Bobby Bones
So it's based off his name. So what's his name based off of Riz probably. Right? Charisma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Thank you. I'm watching a bunch of shows, but you're just on, like, the mid. I don't mind the week to weeks now. It just depends what kind of mood I'm in. Really? Yeah, I don't mind.
Lunchbox
I hate that.
Mike D
I love it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I hated it at first, but now it gives me something to, like, talk about with, like, for example, watching Last of Us, which I'm not reviewing it. I hated episode one. I thought, this is gonna suck. It's. It's great.
Lunchbox
What season is this?
Bobby Bones
Two.
Amy
Oh, yeah. Forgot about that show.
Bobby Bones
Mm. It's really good.
Eddie
My brother loves that show. He just told me this week. He's like, oh, this is us, episode four of season two tonight. And I'm like. He's like, you don't watch that. What is wrong with you? So I guess it's that good, huh?
Lunchbox
It sounds like you.
Bobby Bones
Sounds like the Rizzler. Just like you. The. I shouldn't say anything, but, I mean, it's not even spoil e now. It's so out there, what happened on the show. It's everywhere.
Mike D
I've had it spoiled so many times already because I knew the video game, but.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but the actor. Like, that doesn't matter. I won't say anything in case people are watching, but it was spoiled for me. But not even, like, as a spoiler, because it was an event, and if you didn't watch it during the event, it's like Game of Thrones the final episode. If you don't watch it, you saw it online. It was like, you got to watch it live. I feel like that episode was kind of that for those people, but I'm still not going to say anything. You know I'm talking about Morgan. I do.
Morgan
I was about to ask you and see if you're watching it, because I did. I got caught up last night and I am in again. I wasn't after that first episode, but now I'm back in.
Bobby Bones
I agree. First. First one was. Nah. Second was pretty good. But then I think that was episode three. Yeah, it was really good.
Morgan
Last night was episode four.
Bobby Bones
I didn't see last night.
Morgan
Okay, okay. That's where we're at.
Bobby Bones
Episode four. That. I thought severance was Meh. Season two. I thought he got good at the end, but I thought. Do you like two? Season two?
Mike D
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I didn't even finish it. You haven't finished it yet. You should finish it. I agree, man. But then it gets good at the end. What else? Oh, we're watching the Golden Dome. No, the Clear Dome.
Amy
Where is that?
Lunchbox
Netflix and Sound familiar?
Bobby Bones
I've heard that we. Based on other shows we've watched, they recommended it. It's new and it is a show. I believe it is like Swedish, but it's a crime drama and she was like abducted as a kid. So she's trying to find another abducted kid. It's really good.
Mike D
Glass Dome.
Bobby Bones
That's it. Thank you.
Lunchbox
The glass Dome all around it.
Bobby Bones
And we turn the subtitles on and we make them speak English. You couldn't. More American at the show. Yeah, but their mouth doesn't move. Terribly wrong with English.
Lunchbox
That's crazy, though, that they can do.
Bobby Bones
It just a little bit, but then you just start to kind of blur out their mouth and it just moves and you just accept it for what it is.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So we did that. There's another show that we're about to start watching. As soon as it's over, I say that I'm going to watch it. Even my wife doesn't. It's called like the Eternaut. So it came out. We haven't started it.
Amy
The Eternaut, like the Internet.
Bobby Bones
But no, I think like astronaut.
Lunchbox
Oh, but the Eternat.
Amy
But I'm like, yeah, I know.
Bobby Bones
It is an Argentinian. They speak Spanish and there's a snowfall. That happened. I only watched the preview video. Do you know what?
Mike D
I almost clicked it. I was going to watch it.
Bobby Bones
It looks awesome.
Mike D
And I was like, this sounds like something I would like. But I didn't. I didn't click play.
Bobby Bones
There's a snowfall that happens. And the snowfall, like, it's like poisonous or something. And it kills a bunch of people. Like Millions of people. And so they're having to, like, fight whoever is, like, the problem with the snowfall.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
It's in Spanish, but I do. I'll make it very American.
Lunchbox
So it's sci fi.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. We haven't started it, but I was into it.
Lunchbox
Sounds like.
Mike D
Yeah, it was like one or two. And I was like, oh, it has to be good on Netflix.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah, it was like, that's where we saw it too. It was one of the top 10. So is the Golden Dome or whatever that's called. Glass Dome, Gladstone.
Lunchbox
Are you watching the studio?
Bobby Bones
Mm, it's fine.
Lunchbox
Oh, really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
No, we can't review it yet, but I feel like we're almost done with that. Right.
Mike D
Has to be.
Bobby Bones
I feel like that the purpose of that show is to make. Make fun of Hollywood. Be way inside, show why they make a bunch of stupid movies. They don't make good movies. Like, to really show the guts of it more. Like, I get it and I like it, but I don't love it as much as I thought I would. I like some of the risks they take where it's like, what they do a bunch of single shots. That one episode was one single shot the whole time.
Lunchbox
So good.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. Like, I respect it and I like it. I don't love it, though.
Mike D
I thought the first three were really good, and it's kind of just gone like, a little more sitcom ish, where it's like. That's just kind of wacky stuff.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's like. I get it. It's good Friends and Neighbors.
Amy
Oh, yeah. I started that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I do want to watch with John Hamm.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's straight John Hamm. If you like John Hamm, you like the show. If you think Jon Hamm's annoying, you don't like the show because that's all his style. It's good.
Amy
Yeah, I like it. Risque scenes, if you have it on and your kids walk in.
Bobby Bones
Really? I mean, yeah, there's some stuff, but, I mean, I guess I don't think of it as, like, being full of, like.
Amy
Yeah, I guess more so maybe in, like.
Bobby Bones
No, no, I know. But risque scenes, I would just think anything that's rated, I guess it's more.
Amy
So in the intro. Like, the music and the shots that they do in the intro. There's this one scene where I'm like, that's. It's literally in the.
Lunchbox
In the intro.
Amy
Yeah, in the intro video, we're at the Livia Munn, I guess, and she's.
Bobby Bones
And so I don't even know what she's talking about.
Amy
All I know is my kids seem to walk in every time that. That's.
Bobby Bones
You should just skip the intro part.
Amy
Well, I should, but I'm doing other things, so I don't have my.
Lunchbox
You can do that.
Mike D
I usually skip the intro.
Bobby Bones
Anybody else watching Friends and Neighbors?
Mike D
Yeah. Yeah, it's good.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's good, right? Anything else?
Lunchbox
There's another one called Mob, something that I want to start watching.
Bobby Bones
Oh, with Tom Hardy, maybe. I don't know about that.
Lunchbox
Pierce Bronson, maybe?
Bobby Bones
Pierce Brosnan.
Lunchbox
That dude.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
How do you guys start so many shows without finish?
Lunchbox
Because they come out week to week.
Eddie
Oh, that's what it is. Okay. I'm like, you're watching five different shows at once.
Bobby Bones
It's very. No, you're angry, man. We can't watch it.
Lunchbox
No, dude, you sound like your brother.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I know.
Eddie
I try to watch one where I finish the whole thing.
Amy
Yeah.
Morgan
It has Tom Hardy and Pierce Brosnan.
Bobby Bones
I haven't watched Landman yet.
Morgan
Oh, you need to watch that.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you'll like that.
Amy
What are you waiting for?
Eddie
Everybody loves it.
Bobby Bones
We had been in a lot of Taylor Sheridan, so we just chilled for a minute.
Lunchbox
It's definitely that style.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
So, yeah, I get that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it was. It was. Yeah. But some of his stuff isn't so. Isn't extremely Taylor Sheridan feeling because Taylor Sheridan. There's a little cheese to it.
Amy
Like you feel like lioness. Isn't that.
Bobby Bones
That doesn't feel like Taylor Sheridan.
Lunchbox
Like the one liners, you know that?
Bobby Bones
I was like, yes, that's.
Lunchbox
It's in it.
Amy
But you've got the usual.
Bobby Bones
The Mob is not Taylor Sheridan. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying Landman. Yeah, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox
Mobland. Mobland is on the watch list.
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Lunchbox
I'll start that maybe next week or something.
Bobby Bones
Anybody else in the middle of something? This isn't a review segment, but you.
Amy
Are not starting anything else until you watch Body.
Bobby Bones
Oh, right, right, right.
Lunchbox
Body in the Snow first.
Eddie
I'm in the middle of shrinking.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I've seen that.
Eddie
That's funny.
Bobby Bones
It's good. Is that older they they're making? No, I'm on season two.
Eddie
Yeah, it's hilarious. So funny.
Bobby Bones
I think Apple's doing pretty good now. They're finally making decent stuff.
Mike D
Shows are good.
Bobby Bones
Movies.
Mike D
Not there.
Bobby Bones
The Apple. Like original movies. Like, what's an Apple Original?
Mike D
There's a movie called Cherry with Tom Holland.
Lunchbox
There's the Clooney, Brad Pitt one was.
Mike D
That one Wolves that didn't do very well. Killers of the Flower Moon is probably their best one.
Bobby Bones
That was really good.
Mike D
Aside from that, I mean, they won an Oscar for Coda. That was kind of one of their first big ones.
Lunchbox
Coda was good. Have you seen that?
Bobby Bones
Mm.
Lunchbox
The Deaf Parents. It's really good.
Bobby Bones
Netflix doesn't do great movies either, but occasionally they have a good one. Like what was the mob movie I liked about Jimmy Hoffa?
Mike D
The Irishman?
Bobby Bones
That was good.
Mike D
Yeah, Scorsese.
Bobby Bones
Do they take the ones they know we're good and put them in theaters? And the ones that aren't, they just kind of put them on the platform.
Mike D
Whenever they have a good director who wants to do a movie for them, they're like, okay, we're gonna put all our money in this one and make an Oscar push.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, cuz I like that and I like Bird Box. But Bird Box was like the first one. That was a Covid.
Mike D
Right now it was like 2018, maybe.
Bobby Bones
Pre Covid. Yeah, I don't even. I don't know what was Covid. I don't even.
Lunchbox
That's 2020, right?
Bobby Bones
Was it right before COVID Probably two.
Mike D
Years before, but I feel like it came out maybe like the December where we all watched it like over break. So maybe like 17 and 18.
Bobby Bones
Did we like it or was it just good? Because it was the best Netflix movie and all the Netflix movies sucked. Would we have liked in theaters?
Mike D
Yes, I think so.
Bobby Bones
I think so too.
Mike D
And it was that first big. Where everybody watched it collectively for Netflix.
Bobby Bones
I think the bears coming back. But I never watched season two.
Lunchbox
I didn't either.
Bobby Bones
People love it. I don't hate it. We like season one. We just. It's now a chef. Yeah, guys, I know I said we never watched season two. It's come back from season four now. Oh, okay, everybody relax. I just said I never watched season two.
Amy
Okay, so you never watched season two or three.
Lunchbox
I didn't realize that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we never got back in. Yeah, that's my point. God dang. Everybody's like, you skipped two, fired on me.
Eddie
Well, you should go back.
Amy
No, listen. Season two, he should. Season three, I didn't love as much.
Bobby Bones
But I won't watch three without watching two, so. But it's everybody competing now. Everybody. You know, you have certain amount of bandwidth to watch shows. I don't know. I'm going to go watch Friday Night Lights.
Amy
Oh, that's so good.
Eddie
That is so good, dude.
Amy
Like if there was anything you need to go back and watch, it's that.
Lunchbox
And then you'll understand. Clear eyes, full hearts.
Bobby Bones
Can I already understand? I'm good not understanding it.
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Amy
You do. I could go rewatch that right now.
Mike D
Isn't that crazy that they can make a season of the Bear every single year? But other shows, it takes like three to four years and we forget what happens in these shows.
Bobby Bones
Oh, the one show that I want to watch, I'm torn. I want to watch it, but I don't have an understanding of the universe of it. Is that new show on Disney plus that's a Star wars show that they say is really good. Even if you haven't watched Star Wars.
Morgan
Andor.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Have you watched any of it?
Morgan
Yeah, I'm on. See, I'm watching it as it comes out.
Lunchbox
Is andor a planet? No.
Bobby Bones
Do I need to know Star Wars? Because they're acting like I don't. Because I would jump in.
Morgan
I do think some context clues are important, but I don't know that you. It's not like you need any of the big characters, but there is, like, context clues.
Bobby Bones
I would say, have you watched Andor?
Mike D
I'm about to start season one because I heard it was so good. But I'd say with most of those Star wars shows, they're pretty good at, like, self enclosing all the details you need to know. You're not gonna be completely lost after I say one episode.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
It's so annoying when I watch that and come in and I'm like, I jump on House. I did. I started doing the stuff people did in the 70s.
Mike D
I mean, even if you go back and watch the first Star wars movie, they're referencing things you don't know. They're talking about Clone Wars. You're like, what are the Clone Wars? You have no idea.
Morgan
Yeah, I do think you could try it. I think you'd be okay. It is really good.
Bobby Bones
And I reviewed last week. I did go and watch Daredevil on Disney and I didn't think the first episode was that good. Or maybe I wasn't in the mood. It ended up being great. I said that. And Disney plus they have some gritty, ish type stuff now. But yeah, Daredevil ended up being great. There's also, like, a documentary of it on Disney as well. Did you see that? I didn't watch it.
Mike D
Yeah, they usually do, like, little featurettes on all their big shows, though.
Bobby Bones
All right, well, that's kind of Tuesday reviews day versus what else we're watching right now because since some of us didn't have anything, and I was one of those some of it. But dear God, don't mention the bear.
Lunchbox
Do not by rank Squad 3, 4 seasons.
Amy
That's not true.
Eddie
We were just trying to let you.
Bobby Bones
Know that you weren't just letting me know.
Eddie
We're passionate.
Bobby Bones
Okay, cool.
Eddie
The Bobby Bone Show.
Bobby Bones
More Americans worry about running out of money than they do dying. You know why? Because you always. You have to live and worry about money all the time.
Lunchbox
Present.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Especially now. Like, the market's extremely volatile according to this story. So more people worry about money than death. I just checked Eddie's life clock.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah? Where we at with that?
Bobby Bones
You have 9,448 days left. 13 hours and 28 minutes under 10,000 days left.
Lunchbox
That's great because I said I would die at 72.
Bobby Bones
Less than 10,000 days and then Eddie just dies.
Lunchbox
I will say, though, I'm not worried about death, really. Money though. Always worried about it. Always. Like, I want to retire so bad and I'm worried that I won't ever get to retire.
Amy
Like, y'all don't worry about disease. Like, I. I guess I worry about cancer all the time. Or Alzheimer's.
Lunchbox
Well, that's getting sick, not death.
Amy
But I don't want to worry about it because then, ugh, like, bringing it on. Stop thinking about it.
Bobby Bones
I think I think about them both all the time, non stop, all the time, running out of money, dying all the time. They have nothing to do with each other. My brain only has so much capacity, and I think it's probably about 35% of all capacity is me thinking about death and me thinking about running out of money. Oh, and trying not to fear either. But really deathly being afraid of them both.
Lunchbox
Interesting because like, death. What? Like there's nothing you can do about it, man.
Bobby Bones
You just died and every single person has died forever.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you're going to die.
Amy
Yeah, we're going.
Lunchbox
And you may never run out of money. That's cool. You may not.
Amy
He doesn't feel that way, though.
Bobby Bones
No. I mean, I feel like next week I could be. It's very unhealthy. Both are very unhealthy. I'm fascinated with both of them in very negative ways. Experts advise having a written retirement plan and then also understanding Social Security rules. You can start receiving Social Security as early as age 62. There's some retirement for you.
Lunchbox
You got 10 years of Social Security.
Bobby Bones
But you have some 401k that you found from your last job?
Lunchbox
Yes, and I've transferred it over and now, well, I don't know if I officially have 401k yet. I transferred it over, but it's just at our work account. Doesn't mean that I'm accruing 401k with words too.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he's learned something.
Eddie
Wow.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So I need to get with HR again and make sure that I am part of the 401k program. But I do know that I do have money in my 400. 100. 401k account.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he lost his credibility now with 401k.
Lunchbox
But yeah.
Bobby Bones
So, okay, you're moving toward retirement. Yeah. Lunchbox has nothing. Are you jealous of Eddie now?
Eddie
A little bit. I went back and looked at Sam's and when I worked at the grocery store and Dunkin Donuts, and I don't have anything.
Bobby Bones
Oh, so you heard Eddie say he had his old job, so you went and checked your old job?
Eddie
Yeah, nothing. Nothing. I was like, ah, maybe I got something from Sam's. No, they didn't have that there.
Lunchbox
We had to sign up for it.
Bobby Bones
Oh, Sam does have it. You just may have not been able to get it based on the position that you had at Sam's.
Eddie
Yeah, cart guy. They probably weren't offering 401k to the part time cart guy. That I know of. Yeah, and if they did, I probably couldn't afford to do it anyway because I was trying to pay for, you know, my living style. So. Yeah, no, I'm still not anywhere. But you said Social Security. How much do I get for that?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. Whatever you've been putting in, they take it from your check.
Eddie
Oh, gosh, yeah, man.
Lunchbox
But you can't touch it till you're 62. He said so. You got time.
Bobby Bones
They could. They could kill it. We get 62, they could also kill it.
Eddie
My money, they can't kill it.
Bobby Bones
They can do whatever they want.
Eddie
They cannot take my money and then just end it.
Bobby Bones
They can.
Amy
Yeah. Tell them that I'll be knocking on.
Eddie
The door, say, hey, you need to get my money back.
Bobby Bones
The president, the White House.
Eddie
I'm not sure. I don't know where you would go, though.
Bobby Bones
Exactly. There's nowhere to go, man.
Eddie
I mean, this retirement thing is stressing me out.
Bobby Bones
Eddie. 9,004 to 48 days, 13 hours, 24 minutes and 54 seconds till you die.
Lunchbox
That number is crazy.
Eddie
That's scary to think about.
Bobby Bones
You may not make that number, though. On you, you're right. United Flight attendants keep leaving passengers on empty planes when they fall asleep.
Amy
Why do they do that?
Lunchbox
Is that funny?
Eddie
That's pretty funny.
Amy
They wake them up when.
Bobby Bones
What happens is, this happened to a friend. He's woke up, and they were cleaning the plane while he was. They didn't wake him up, and he woke up, and they were cleaning the plane while he was in there.
Lunchbox
That's so rude.
Bobby Bones
Which is funny. Yeah. United Airlines is telling flight attendants, you guys have to stop doing this because they've been doing it because they don't want to, I don't know, shake the person, touch the person, get a complaint from the person. So they just leave them?
Amy
Yeah, but I think that the person would want to be woken up. What if they miss their connector?
Bobby Bones
They say sometimes the passengers are left behind in the laboratory bathroom. That's weird.
Lunchbox
Fall asleep in the bathroom.
Eddie
How do you fall asleep in the bathroom?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's weird in two ways. One, they fell asleep in the bathroom. The airline is working with its cabin crew union to get to the bottom of what human factors could be in this. But people. Didn't someone call and say they woke up in the hangar when they were cleaning the plane? Like a listener called. Listener said they were. Fell asleep and they woke up, like, in the hangar when they were cleaning the plane?
Lunchbox
Like they tucked the plane away in the hangar?
Bobby Bones
Yes. And they woke up in it.
Lunchbox
That's scary.
Bobby Bones
That's weird. I want to do one other thing. So our I Heart country festival was this last weekend, and I didn't do the story yesterday, but because it's not really a story, I just wonder what you guys thought about it. So, Mike D. I want you to come on and talk about the hat that you saw before you say who the artist was.
Mike D
I saw somebody wearing a hat that said country, except it was a vulgar word spelling out country as an artist.
Bobby Bones
Oh. And they got it. They had a hat that said country, but it was. There was no O and gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Mike D
And it looked normal until you read it. You're like, that's not how you spell country.
Bobby Bones
Huh? Amy, you got your eyes.
Amy
I get it now.
Bobby Bones
Okay?
Amy
Why?
Bobby Bones
What do you think about that hat?
Amy
I don't like it. I don't like that word.
Bobby Bones
So isn't it a little gross to wear in public? Like, with kids around, too?
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Like, I feel like that's, like, the F word on a hat like you. Aside from it being vulgar, that word's.
Amy
Worse than the F word.
Bobby Bones
The difference is, I think some kids wouldn't know that word.
Amy
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Bobby Bones
So I think both are bad and that the C word, to me is, like, nastier. But I think you'd have to have a little education about that. Boy, if you just see the F word. That's a pretty known word by nine year olds everywhere.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Thoughts on the hat?
Eddie
I mean, why would you wear it? Like, what. What is it doing? Seems kind of a stupid hat.
Lunchbox
You wouldn't wear it.
Amy
It seems like it'd be like.
Eddie
Yeah, no, I mean, I don't. I don't. I don't really get the hat. Wearing or writing the F word on a hat. Like, I don't. I like saying the word, but wearing a hat just seems kind of stupid.
Lunchbox
That's weird.
Bobby Bones
Wearing the hat does seem stupid because he. You could like saying the F word. You don't, like, wear stuff with F word, right?
Eddie
Like, I love the F word. Like, it's my vocabulary, but I do not wear it on a shirt or on a hat. That just seems stupid.
Amy
I'm like, do they have, like. Are they trying to promote something? They have a song.
Lunchbox
No chance. No ch.
Bobby Bones
So who knows who it was?
Amy
I don't.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so Mike and Morgan do.
Eddie
I Google.
Bobby Bones
Don't say anything.
Eddie
Wait, I just googled it.
Bobby Bones
Googled what?
Eddie
That hat.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
I found out who it belongs to.
Bobby Bones
Oh, okay. Well, then we gotta take Lunchbox out of the game. Who do you think it is?
Amy
So they were at the thing.
Bobby Bones
What artist do you think was wearing a hat that says country without the.
Amy
O in Wasn't Bailey, was it?
Bobby Bones
No.
Amy
Okay. I didn't think so.
Bobby Bones
I punch him in the head.
Amy
Yeah. I feel like. Don't wear that hat. Oh, is it.
Lunchbox
Wait, I have to guess, too?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Eddie gets a play.
Amy
Go ahead, Your turn.
Lunchbox
It's tough. I have a couple people in mind. There's no way Sam Hunt would have worn that.
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
Is that your guess, Amy? Got one guest, though. Bailey Zimmerman. Who's your guess?
Lunchbox
I'm gonna go Sam Hunt.
Bobby Bones
No. No way. No way, Amy.
Amy
But his last name does rhyme. Is it Tom Hanks's son?
Bobby Bones
Chet Hanks, who we talked to? No. Eddie.
Lunchbox
I mean, that would have been good. Amy. Nate Smith.
Bobby Bones
No, never. I'd have a talk with him, too, if he wore that hat.
Lunchbox
I'm running out of people. Is Ronnie Dunn, Gary Lavox?
Amy
Okay. Oh, Jay.
Bobby Bones
No.
Amy
So nobody knows.
Bobby Bones
Remember, a lot of people went to Dallas to do the ACMs, so they just. So, like, those guys all went to the ACMs those artists like that. Brooks and Dunn. Any of the big artists.
Lunchbox
Oh, Megan Maroney.
Bobby Bones
She didn't.
Amy
She would never.
Bobby Bones
Never.
Lunchbox
What on earth?
Amy
Thomas Rhett.
Bobby Bones
Mm. Mm.
Lunchbox
Cole Swindell.
Amy
Wait, I'm running out.
Bobby Bones
You're not.
Lunchbox
Let's keep going.
Amy
We're not.
Bobby Bones
You're not. Who was wearing a hat?
Amy
Matt Stell.
Lunchbox
No, we would have seen that.
Bobby Bones
He flew back with us.
Lunchbox
Okay, who. Who are we missing?
Amy
I'm just trying to guess. Anyway.
Lunchbox
Oh, Dasha.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Dasha.
Lunchbox
Dasha.
Amy
Huh?
Eddie
Okay, like, explain it to me.
Amy
Explain what?
Bobby Bones
Trashy. That explained it to you. That's so trashy. I didn't. And listen, I've had my not pleasant experiences with her, and I didn't. No. Any artist with a hat, I would have been like, can you believe they would wear such garbage on their head? That's disgusting. Okay, so even if that's your thing, you don't wear it in public when there are kids on the plane.
Eddie
You can get it in orange or in pink writing.
Lunchbox
Thank you, lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Like, I'm not against the hat. I would never wear the hat. I'm not anti. That hat shouldn't exist because. Whatever. Up to each their own. But you shouldn't wear that at, like, the mall.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Or like, on an airplane.
Lunchbox
Well, and she's public. Like, she's probably on a fest in a festival.
Bobby Bones
And if that. You're an artist, and you're, like. You're posting a picture on social media, whatever. You do your own thing. But you're, like, around other. You're, like, around families.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like, get a grip. She. I. I was. I can't. I was walking down the hall, and she came out of her door at the exact same time and started walking beside me. We didn't know we were walking together. And I don't want to talk to her. And so I'm. I'm like, oh, crap. So I started scrolling on my phone. I slow down. I started scrolling on my phone. I didn't want to not be nice, but also don't want to be fake. And so I just scroll my phone slow, slow. And then her people are like, oh, we should go over and take her to talk to Bobby. And I was like, God dang it. And so they came over, and I was like, hey, how's it going? Good to see you. That's it? Yeah, it's pretty awkward. I don't want to be mean because I wasn't gonna blow anybody off, but also wasn't gonna be like, oh, what's up. I'm your friend. Because I'm definitely not her friend. I don't. I will not be friends. Somebody wears a country hat without Theo. Yes. That's disgusting. Huh? Kind of gross. Trashy.
Amy
Yeah. I mean, but there's. There. So there's people buying it because she has.
Bobby Bones
I don't think she made it out of herself.
Eddie
It's in her merch.
Amy
Yeah. He's saying he saw it on. That's how he knew it was her, because it's part of her Merch.
Lunchbox
Merch.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I mean, I'm just saying. I'm saying she didn't make it to herself. Like, you can buy.
Amy
I see what you mean, but I mean, I'm just saying, like, I can't imagine being with a friend, like, buying merch.
Bobby Bones
Let's get some merch in the Dasher show.
Eddie
I can't imagine that's a big seller.
Amy
Well, you get pink or orange.
Bobby Bones
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Summary of "The Bobby Bones Show" Episode: "TUES PT 2: Bobby Had A Change Of Heart In Tuesday Reviewsday + Bobby Is Going To Roast Brooks And Dunn + Bobby Worried About Running Out Of Money"
Release Date: May 6, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Podcast Network: Premiere Networks
The episode kicks off with Bobby Bones sharing exciting updates about the Top Shelf Country Cruise scheduled to set sail from February 27 to March 6, 2026. This event promises not just a cruise but a comprehensive country music experience at sea, featuring performances by renowned artists such as Keith Urban, Lee Bryce, Scotty McCreary, Parmalee, and LeAnn Rimes. Bobby emphasizes the exclusivity and limited availability of staterooms, urging listeners to book promptly.
Notable Quote:
“It's not just a cruise. It's a country music experience at sea.” — Bobby Bones [02:20]
Bobby delves into the topic of how relationship dynamics, particularly nagging, can significantly impact one's health. Citing a study that tracked over 4,000 individuals for six years, he reveals that those frequently bombarded with demands from their spouses were 300% more likely to develop heart problems compared to those with more relaxed partners.
Notable Quote:
“When researchers tracked more than 4,000 people for six years, they discovered that the subjects who were often bombarded with demands from their spouses, were 300% more likely to develop heart problems.” — Bobby Bones [03:18]
The conversation shifts to the profound impact pets have on their owners' mental health. A new survey highlighted that 56% of pet owners would shave years off their lives to extend their pet's lifespan, and 95% report daily mental health benefits from their furry companions. Bobby humorously reflects on the loyalty and unpredictability of pets, sharing anecdotes about his own bulldog, Stanley.
Notable Quote:
“56% of pet owners would shave years off their lives if they could have added to their pet's lifespan.” — Bobby Bones [04:52]
Bobby shares his upcoming role as the host for a Brooks and Dunn gala, where he plans to roast the legendary country duo. He discusses the challenges of crafting jokes for a one-time event without prior rehearsals, expressing his preference for not overthinking or rehearsing his material to maintain authenticity.
Notable Quote:
“I'm going to be hosting it tonight, and I think Keith Urban's playing, Lanny Wilson's playing... I don't know if I should say everybody's playing.” — Bobby Bones [10:22]
In the "Tuesday Reviews Day" segment, Bobby and his co-hosts discuss various TV shows and movies they've been watching. Topics range from the popularity of shows like "Ransom Canyon" and "Last of Us" to debates over the quality of Marvel movies such as "Thunderbolts." They also touch upon the challenges of keeping up with multiple series and the frustrations of spoilers.
Notable Quote:
“I did watch something on Disney, Daredevil, and I didn't think the first episode was that good. Or maybe I wasn't in the mood. It ended up being great.” — Bobby Bones [40:23]
A significant portion of the discussion revolves around financial anxieties, particularly the fear of running out of money before retirement. Bobby humorously shares personal metrics from Eddie's "life clock," highlighting the pervasive worry many Americans have about financial stability compared to mortality.
Notable Quote:
“More Americans worry about running out of money than they do dying. Because you always have to live and worry about money all the time.” — Bobby Bones [41:16]
The hosts recount a bizarre incident involving United Airlines where passengers fell asleep in the plane's bathroom and subsequently woke up in the hangar during cleaning. This story sparks discussions about airline policies and the strange experiences travelers can encounter.
Notable Quote:
“They have been leaving passengers on empty planes when they fall asleep... There was a listener who said they woke up in the hangar when they were cleaning the plane.” — Bobby Bones [45:07]
Bobby addresses an incident where an artist wore a hat spelling "country" with a missing "O," inadvertently creating a vulgar word. The discussion underscores the importance of public figures being mindful of their attire, especially in family-friendly environments.
Notable Quote:
“I think that the 'C' word is nastier. But I think you'd have to have a little education about that. Boy, if you just see the 'F' word, that's a pretty known word by nine-year-olds everywhere.” — Bobby Bones [46:43]
As the episode winds down, Bobby reiterates details about the Top Shelf Country Cruise, encouraging listeners to secure their spots. He also briefly mentions sponsors and upcoming content without delving into advertising segments.
Notable Quote:
“Top shelf country cruise... An amazing lineup of performers. Go to topshelfcountrycruise.com to book any available stateroom. Gotta hurry though, these spots are filling up fast.” — Bobby Bones [51:22]
This episode of "The Bobby Bones Show" offers a blend of personal anecdotes, insightful discussions on relationships and financial anxieties, updates on significant events like the Top Shelf Country Cruise and the Brooks and Dunn gala, as well as lighthearted banter about TV shows and merchandise mishaps. Bobby's engaging hosting style, combined with contributions from his co-hosts Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Mike D, and Morgan, provides listeners with both entertainment and valuable takeaways.
Disclaimer: The timestamps provided correspond to the transcript segments from the episode and are intended to give context to the quotes and discussions summarized above.