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Amy Brown
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Eddie
Shh.
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Bobby Bones
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Caller Louie
Hey, Bobby. Morning, Joe.
Bobby Bones
Good morning.
Caller Louie
Good morning. So I've been a long time listener, and I'm actually just pulling up to work and I couldn't help but laugh when I heard that y' all don't drink during the holidays.
Bobby Bones
No, no, they all do.
Caller Louie
You don't drink.
Bobby Bones
They all do. Get it clear. Yeah, I don't. I don't drink normally, but I didn't know people drank. So. Yes, get it clear. They all do. Go ahead. So. Right.
Caller Louie
I'm from New Orleans, and I just thought it was interesting because maybe I understand that New Orleans is not like the rest of the country, but being born and raised here, it is common that we have both Thanksgiving, Christmas, Christmas Eve. The day starts with an early family gathering of a mimosa bar. So we have, like a giant tub of ice with, like, it starts with about six bottles of champagne, but we also have wine coolers with plenty more bottles in the back. And then we have all kinds of different fruit juices. And like Amy, I think, had mentioned earlier, like cranberries and like, strawberries, fruit decor. And then once, you know, that's like breakfast brunch, cocktail hour. And then it slowly creeps into the harder liquor wine. When we actually sit down to eat our meals, not only do we drink during the meal, it's kind of like a social cocktail event. The day is an event. That's the best way to describe it.
Bobby Bones
I think it's great. I was just shocked that it was just normal because it never happened. Let's see if you're never exposed to it now.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And Amy's like, you know, nine flaming Dr. Peppers later, we have Thanksgiving dinner.
Amy Brown
I'm not saying that's exactly how my family is, but I just think it is a common thing.
Bobby Bones
And.
Amy Brown
Yeah. Oh, yeah, A mimosa bar.
Eddie
That sounds cool. Buckets of ice.
Bobby Bones
What's the most college drink you can think of? Because I think of, like, we all. This show is rooted in Austin, Texas. Like, I came from Arkansas, but then I moved to Austin and we all met in Austin, Texas. So Amy went to Austin High. Eddie and I were doing local television together. Lunchbox went to Anderson High in Austin. But in Austin, there's a street called 6th street, and I can just think of going down 6th street and people doing Flaming Dr. Peppers.
Amy Brown
Yes.
Bobby Bones
That to me, feels like the most college drink ever. So when I think of 6th street, what's the most college drink for me.
Amy Brown
Going back to college days, yes, flaming Dr. Peppers were popular, but so were Jager bombs.
Bobby Bones
Jaeger Bombs. Was the flaming Dr. Pepper a Texas thing?
Eddie
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Morgan. Did you guys have those?
Morgan
I'm sure we had them, but I don't remember consuming them.
Eddie
It was awesome.
Bobby Bones
And Morgan's consumed em all. Like, let's not get it twisted.
Morgan
Yeah, we had a shot bar. I mean, it would have been there.
Amy Brown
If it was anywhere.
Bobby Bones
It's not a shot bar or it's not a shot. Is it a family Dr. Pepper?
Amy Brown
Oh, yeah, you drop it in there.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I thought it was a whole Dr. Pepper. You lit on fire and like.
Eddie
But it wasn't a Dr. Pepper.
Bobby Bones
It was like Dr. Pepper tasted like Dr. Pepper. Changing all my history of alcohol. Okay, so. So number one college drink was.
Amy Brown
I'll go with Jager bomb, which. What was that? Jager and Red Bull.
Bobby Bones
And does it taste like licorice?
Eddie
Yes.
Lunchbox
So good.
Bobby Bones
Okay, number one college drink, Morgan.
Morgan
Oh, ours was brunettes. We had a whole bookcase full of all different flavors of brunettes. It was vodka.
Amy Brown
What is it?
Bobby Bones
Burnett? Okay, explain it to me because I don't know what that is.
Morgan
It's just Burnett's is a kind of vodka and it's really cheap. You can get a significantly sized bottle for about 10 bucks. And they come in all different kinds of flavors. So you could try everything else and then you just add different mixtures to it. But most of the time you're taking shots of it.
Bobby Bones
So yours was something called a brunette.
Morgan
Yeah, it's called Brunettes is the brand. And yeah, we had a whole bookcase full of like brunette bottles.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox. When you think back to late high.
Lunchbox
School, college, Long island iced tea because they were so cheap and they had so much alcohol. Like I believe it was the library on 6th Street. They would. Before 10pm they would have $2 Long Island Iced Teas. So you'd go in with 10 bucks and be smashed. Smashed for the rest of the night.
Eddie
So we had something called the Irish Car Bomb.
Lunchbox
Oh my God.
Eddie
Dude, this thing was crazy. It was a. It was a glass of Guinness and you had a shot of Bailey's.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And then you drop it in.
Eddie
And then you drop it in the glass of Guinness and you chug the whole beer and it tastes like chocolate milk. It was delicious. But after two you're done, done, done.
Bobby Bones
Is Guinness real thick and dark?
Eddie
Yes.
Lunchbox
It's like motor oil. Yeah, dude, it really is.
Amy Brown
Yum.
Eddie
And it all sounds like a great idea. Like, yeah, dude, Irish Car Bomb. After two you're like, why is it.
Bobby Bones
Called an Irish Car Bomb?
Eddie
Cuz Guinness is Irish Irish and Bailey's is Irish. And it's a car bomb. I don't know, I have no idea.
Bobby Bones
But man, you same chemicals are using a car bomb. All right, well, I feel like I've gotten a light lesson today.
Morgan
I have another one I think everybody did was Fireball shots. Fireball was very popular for like 15 years.
Eddie
Yeah, that was your college. We were already 30.
Lunchbox
Yeah, we were really.
Bobby Bones
Florida, Georgia had nine songs about it.
Amy Brown
I think that's, you know what I haven't had since college? Like not even. Can't even look at one. A White Russian.
Bobby Bones
Because you had so many ones.
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Yeah.
Bobby Bones
What did he do to you?
Amy Brown
That was the bad.
Lunchbox
Bail it out boys.
Amy Brown
That was probably. If I had to think of my worst, my worst night. Now it's not a man, it's a drink. And it was my worst night in college.
Bobby Bones
What did Putin say?
Lunchbox
The Bobby Bone show.
Bobby Bones
Okay, let's take a couple calls that have been on hold. I want to go to Louie in Texas. Who's first? Louie, you're on the show. What's going on?
Caller Louie
Hey, Bobby, I was calling earlier, you were talking about, you know, holiday drinking yet Question. So I thought I'd help you out a little bit.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, go ahead.
Caller Louie
Yeah, well, I mean that's a non drinker. You wouldn't know this because there's these, you know the written rules.
Bobby Bones
You don't drink before 10 o' clock.
Caller Louie
Because you probably got a problem. But if you're holidays, totally acceptable. But there's also other rules, like vacations at the airport or anytime there's barbecue. I mean, you live in Austin, you should know this. If there's fire involved, you can drink. It doesn't matter what time of day it is at all. You can just fire one up.
Bobby Bones
I've heard the airport before and you're sitting there all day. There's a bar. Really not a lot of great seats. Sometimes there's a great seat at a bar where you can watch tv. So I get that, maybe have a little drink. But I've never heard that. The vacation one, like you can like, I guess. What do you call mimosa?
Amy Brown
Vacation? I mean, you know, it's five o'.
Bobby Bones
Clock somewhere, but that's not vacation. That's what people say here.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right after work.
Bobby Bones
That's what people say like every hour it's five o' clock somewhere.
Amy Brown
Not right after work because it probably is literally 5 o'.
Bobby Bones
Clock.
Amy Brown
It's the same place. It's not 5 o'.
Eddie
Clock.
Bobby Bones
Somewhere happens to be here.
Amy Brown
Oh, yeah. True, true, true, true. But on vacation, I think vacation people tend to let loose from their rigid rules or their normal everyday life.
Bobby Bones
The rigid rules. Not drinking in the morning. It is on that. Rigid of a rule.
Eddie
Terrible rule, but whatever.
Bobby Bones
I don't know how you guys maintain.
Amy Brown
I meant, like, just in general. Like, you may not do your workouts the way you normally do or whatever, but I think people are a little more laid back with the alcohol on vacation.
Bobby Bones
But you don't do shots in the morning. There's got to be, like, a morning drink. A morning alcohol.
Eddie
You always bring up shots. Like, shots are like. It's kind of a bar thing, you know? Like, you're.
Amy Brown
Shots in the morning would be a bad idea.
Bobby Bones
That's what I'm saying. Like, it must be like a light alcohol in the morning or whatever has.
Eddie
Tomato juice, Bloody Marys.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So it's watered down. Like in the morning when the rules are. When the rigid rules aren't on, you don't still go hard. You just lightly go.
Amy Brown
Yeah, because I guess it depends on how Morgan.
Bobby Bones
You don't.
Eddie
You go hard.
Amy Brown
Well, okay, so Morgan wouldn't be on vacation with her kids, so that would make sense. Like, she goes a little harder, but, like, if your kids are there, you still have to parent and do things, so you might go shots.
Bobby Bones
Have you ever got drunk in the morning? Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like. Like not drunk the night before, but you just wake up and you're just like, screw it. And you just start doing shots in the morning.
Amy Brown
Game day, college game day, spring break.
Bobby Bones
It has to be around something, though. I'm saying, I'm talking about just a Saturday.
Lunchbox
Saturday. In college.
Morgan
In college. Yeah.
Amy Brown
Tailgating.
Eddie
Yeah, that's tailgating. Yeah, for sure.
Bobby Bones
Crazy. You guys just wake up. You just wake up in the morning, just get drunk.
Amy Brown
Well, I mean, this was a long, long, long, long time ago.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I hear it written rigid rules now, but before the rules got rigid. Yeah.
Amy Brown
Like, I would be out for a week if I drank. Like, it. Just one. Yeah. Like, my body doesn't respond the same. It's not worth it.
Bobby Bones
Like, amen.
Amy Brown
Thankfully, I have the awareness to be like, I good. So I'm gonna not drink.
Eddie
I remember spring break. We'd wake up and be like breakfast beer. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Spring break's different, though.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Eddie
That was crazy.
Bobby Bones
Rules aren't rigid in spring break.
Eddie
Oh, no. No rules.
Bobby Bones
Hey, Louie, I appreciate the call, man. Thank you for calling and hanging out and talking with us, buddy.
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Thanks, Bob.
Caller Louie
You have a great Day.
Bobby Bones
All right, see you later, man. I want to do one more on this and we'll move off this subject, but Jamie in Tennessee is on. Hey, Jamie.
Amy Brown
Hey.
Caller Louie
Good morning, everyone.
Bobby Bones
Good morning. What's going on?
Caller Louie
Oh my gosh. I was listening earlier when you were talking about being blown away that people didn't drink at the holidays.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Caller Louie
And I come from a big family and my dad had. Is one of seven. Was one of seven brothers and sisters and everybody came here for the holidays and everybody drank. Well, not the kids obviously. All my aunts and uncles were freaking luscious, man. And I remember one time, one time my uncle Dave was making the turkey as he always did and we walked in the kitchen and he had in a, he had on a, a silver Michael Jackson glove, you remember, back in the day. And he was dancing with a turkey with a beer in his hand.
Bobby Bones
Was he drunk or just festive? Fine line.
Caller Louie
Oh, he was drunk.
Bobby Bones
Oh, okay. Got it, got it, got it.
Caller Louie
He was drunk and everybody was drunk. Like people, you know, upstairs and yeah.
Bobby Bones
I can understand alcoholism and how that affects. And people drink whenever, anytime. Just when people aren't alcoholics.
Amy Brown
Right. Like us.
Bobby Bones
Yes. And that I didn't know that was just customary to drink during Thanksgiving or Christmas because look, I come from alcoholics and there was drinking all the time, but that was just normal. But I'm saying like people that don't actually do during the holidays. That's crazy. Yeah, to me, not to you guys. So yeah, that's old Uncle Dave, man.
Eddie
Uncle Dave, as always in an uncle classic.
Bobby Bones
Uncle Dave with a Michael Jackson glove. You know what I mean?
Eddie
Dancing with a turkey.
Bobby Bones
Yes, Jamie, I really appreciate the call. Hope you have a great day.
Caller Louie
You too, hun. Thanks.
Eddie
Alright, bye.
Bobby Bones
Bye. Ray, let's knock a couple of voicemails out and then we'll go around the room. Give me this one. My wife was walking in downtown Austin.
Lunchbox
And stepped on a banana pill and slipped.
Bobby Bones
Just like you would see in a cartoon.
Caller Louie
That banana pill should not have been.
Bobby Bones
Just littered onto the street. But I think if it's in a bush, it's fine.
Caller Louie
Okay, enjoy the show.
Bobby Bones
Interesting. Okay, experiment. We throw a banana pill down. We just watch it from the balcony.
Eddie
People on the sidewalk, see if anybody slips on it. Because like not the outside of the banana, like the, the inside of the banana. If that's face down, that's slippery. That's where the slippery part is.
Bobby Bones
Got it. And I guess that there's a lot of variables that cliche, that joke cliche does come from something sure must have happened to someone. It must have happened to someone. That's correct. All right, hit me with the next one.
Caller Louie
One of my pet peeves, or two of them, actually. It's yin and Yang, not Ying and yang. And I've heard a couple people on the show say that also. It is asterisk, not asterisk. So that's another thing. I know I'm being really picky, but the last thing is, for the love of all that is holy, can we please get Lunchbox to stop saying in for the win every stinking time he plays the game? Please stop the madness. Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Feel like she was having a bad day when she called us.
Lunchbox
Yeah, she didn't like anything.
Amy Brown
Guys, when I was at the Virginia game, a guy that lives in Virginia, like, here I am at UV at a football game, not thinking I'm going to see a listener, and a guy comes up to me, and that's all he wanted to say. Hey, love the show. Can you tell Lunchbox to stop saying in for the win?
Eddie
Whoa.
Bobby Bones
That's it. That's the one note he had, and he's.
Amy Brown
Yeah, that was his message.
Eddie
I guess it's because he doesn't really win, you know, so in for the win doesn't really make any sense.
Amy Brown
He said. I asked. I was like, well, what's up with that? Because I don't even really think I notice it, because it's just. I know it happens, but apparently it's every time. He's in for anything.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy Brown
In for the win.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy Brown
So it gets repetitive and annoying.
Lunchbox
Well, everybody's saying in is the same thing you're in. It's repetitive. It's the same thing.
Bobby Bones
Well, no, that's just a state that you're ready to move on. It doesn't matter.
Lunchbox
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So the one thing she's wrong about, and I'd like to say, shake it like a salt chicken. Shake it like a salt chicken. What's the name of that band?
Eddie
The Yin Yang Twins.
Bobby Bones
Thank you very much.
Eddie
So is she wrong about that?
Bobby Bones
Because it's yin and yang. It's also Yin Yang.
Amy Brown
I say Ying to the Yang.
Eddie
Yeah. I've never said Yin Yang.
Bobby Bones
Well, Yin Yang, Yin is how it's said. But Yin Yang are the twins.
Amy Brown
My yin.
Bobby Bones
Yin Yang twins.
Amy Brown
The yin to my Yang or the yin to my Yang.
Bobby Bones
Yin to my Yang.
Amy Brown
The yin to my Yang.
Lunchbox
Wow. It is yin and Yang.
Amy Brown
Maybe I say that, maybe I don't. I probably say it different every time. To be honest.
Bobby Bones
And yin and yang is like the opposite but connected. They're opposite and they go different, but they're also connected. Principles.
Amy Brown
Yes.
Bobby Bones
And yin yang is all chicken.
Eddie
You know which one people say wrong all the time, too, is espresso.
Amy Brown
It's espresso.
Eddie
It's espresso.
Bobby Bones
Mostly I just hear people going, you know what people say wrong all the time? Espresso. I don't really hear the mean that people say espresso, actually.
Eddie
Oh, really? Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I just hear mostly people going, you know what people say Wrong. Espresso.
Eddie
My wife always says, like, I'll take a shot of espresso.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you guys do husband.
Amy Brown
Together.
Bobby Bones
There you go.
Eddie
My wife might be my future ex wife.
Bobby Bones
Then wrong.
Amy Brown
Then like.
Bobby Bones
Give me one more, Raymundo.
Caller Louie
I just have a question for Bobby. My husband and I are looking at some Christmas events here in Nashville. We're looking at going to either the Brett Eldridge Christmas concert or the Opry sometime around Christmas this winter. And anyways, wondered which one you would recommend if you were just picking one and maybe some of the highlights of each one so we can choose which one to go to. Thank you guys. Love the show.
Bobby Bones
Bye. You know, of everyone in this room or involved in this show, as a matter of fact, anyone in this whole building, I'd be the last person to ask what to do in this town as far as, like, what do I do?
Amy Brown
I know nothing but those two things.
Bobby Bones
Well, I'll go to Brett show because he's one of my best friends. So it's awesome if you can go to the Brett Christmas show. And I think you guys are probably all in agreeance. You've been right. Have you not been to Brett show?
Amy Brown
No, I was supposed to go to the New York one, and then I was taking my daughter and then we had to cancel it last minute. So I was so bummed, like, because I was very much looking forward to it, especially in New York. But I've heard in any city, it's amazing.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's awesome.
Eddie
When are they. Because I want to go to this.
Bobby Bones
Year there after Thanksgiving, I believe mostly I lose him after. After Thanksgiving, it's busy until it's like a month where he's just not here.
Morgan
So I think it's it because we're going. It's the day after Thanksgiving.
Bobby Bones
28Th.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
The Friday after Saturday the 29th and Sunday the 30th. So there we. Caitlin and I don't normally go to the one because anytime anyone does a show in town, there's like a industry media night, where it's like. There's a section of seat we usually go to. Not that. So we'll probably go to, like, the Sunday or the Saturday one we'll go. We went to. And then he's in Chicago for a bunch of shows. St. Louis, New York, Detroit, Boston. Final show Saturday, December 20th. It's excellent. He doesn't do his mainstream songs. It's all Christmas. And at first I was like, I don't know. I kind of want to hear. Oh, don't you? Don't you?
Eddie
He doesn't throw in. Don't you?
Bobby Bones
He doesn't, but you don't need it.
Eddie
Drunk on love and it's.
Lunchbox
I get drunk.
Bobby Bones
He's got a full orchestra, like, all the horns. I recommend that. It's amazing. We have a great time. We go every year. The rest, I have no idea. Morgan, do you want to help her?
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Morgan
I mean, so Opry's super cool because you can walk around at Gaylord Opryland.
Bobby Bones
Oh, not the Grand Ole Opry, but, like, walking around. Yeah.
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It's cool.
Morgan
You can kind of do it all together. If you're trying to get a Christmas day going, you can go to the Opry and then go walk at Gaylord Opryland because it's always decorated, really cool.
Eddie
Dave and Buster's across the street.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Okay.
Amy Brown
Yeah. But not that.
Morgan
And they have the ice sculptures, so, like, millions of pounds of ice that they turn into this cool thing for Christmas. But, I mean, I go, like, personally buy tickets to Brett's show every year, so that's really one that I wouldn't miss. I think you could still manage to do both if you were coming in town for a weekend.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Whatever city you're in, if you can go to one of those, it's cool. That's a travel. If you have the money to travel and go to the. It's worth it. So who interviewed Bailey Zimmerman?
Lunchbox
I did. Oh, Amy did jump in there. So, yes, I did jump in.
Amy Brown
I was there. It was hard to get a word in.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's what it was.
Amy Brown
Well, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Who asked him about his last meal?
Lunchbox
I did.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Is that because what we did on the show?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, here we go.
Amy Brown
Oh, my God.
Lunchbox
What's the last meal you're going to have?
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God. We're going to go.
Amy Brown
I can't remember what was said before.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that's not you now. That's you in the. That's you.
Amy Brown
That's me in the clip. Something must have been Said before where I was like, what is happening?
Bobby Bones
All right, go ahead.
Lunchbox
What's the last meal you're gonna have, Bailey Zerman?
Bobby Bones
We're gonna go. One is. My mom would put mashed potatoes down on a plate and then sauerkraut on top of it. And it's all warm. It's not. It's like all warm.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Bobby Bones
Not gross and cold.
Lunchbox
So it's not weird?
Bobby Bones
No, no, it's not weird.
Amy Brown
Thank you for clarifying.
Bobby Bones
You know, and then chopped up hot dogs, and then you just mix it up and I eat it.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I love it. Like, it's. I just. I just think it's so good. So anyways, and then my. My buddy's mom, his name's Colton. Her name's Lisa Smith, and she makes this shepherd's pie. It's mashed potatoes, meat, corn, peas, mashed potatoes, and it's fire. And then I have a clip here of Bailey's airman's cut off. Don't want to play this clip or no. Thumbs up, thumbs down.
Eddie
Oh, it's.
Bobby Bones
It's.
Eddie
It was the theme of the whole place where they give you two minutes and they're behind you.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Eddie
It's so effing annoying.
Amy Brown
It's the woman wrangling.
Lunchbox
Very aggressive.
Amy Brown
Was. Yeah, she was very angry. That lunchbox kept talking.
Bobby Bones
She was.
Amy Brown
Yeah, she was not happy. But Bailey's, like, having a good time talking. Like, he's, you know, he was his usual self. Like, he's so just happy and talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. And she was not happy.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I wanna. It's 30 second clip. You guys want to play it? Yeah. Okay, hit it.
Lunchbox
But Bailey also.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you know, but you can you. One minute.
Lunchbox
What? One minute. No, we wait one minute.
Eddie
One minute.
Lunchbox
He just sat down.
Bobby Bones
You don't wrap me up. I wrap me up.
Lunchbox
We don't go until Bailey says we go. Okay. Well, Bailey did not say so I've.
Bobby Bones
Had enough of this but question. That's weird. I get it because they have all these artists and they're marching all these artists around. There's like 40 interview.
Amy Brown
Yeah, I got it too. Like, I tried to stand up and get them to stand up because, like, it was like, it was okay that it was over, but it kept going.
Bobby Bones
Do you think they would have aggressively tried to wrap me up?
Amy Brown
I don't know.
Eddie
Yeah, they're doing it to everybody.
Amy Brown
I don't know.
Eddie
But the difference is, is the. The label side and the management. They're like, we don't really Care. Let them talk as long as they need to talk. It just seems to be they have this motive of like, three minutes. Three minutes for every single one.
Bobby Bones
Good. That wasn't there because I would have helped people for 10 minutes just to piss everybody off.
Eddie
And one of them was two minutes.
Lunchbox
Yeah, one. One. The one guy you had on the Bobby cast. New guy, brand new. Vincent Mason.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy Brown
He's.
Bobby Bones
He's kind of blowing up right now, though.
Lunchbox
Right, Right. But they were like, max, two minutes, Matt. And I'm like, that's the dumbest thing I've ever. I just ignore them. Like, they sit there and do the rap signal and they. I mean, their arms about to fall off, and I'm like, I'm not looking at you. Whatever. I'll just keep going. I don't care.
Eddie
What do you even get out of them in two minutes?
Bobby Bones
Nothing. And they're doing it. So they're not. They have 20 interviews to do. Right.
Eddie
I get that.
Bobby Bones
So they. They have probably, like, two hours. Nothing. But they're nothing. Nothing. I just know it's good for me not to go to this environment because I wouldn't even want to interview them. And they'd be like, you have three minutes. We have eight minutes. That. And I would. I wouldn't even want to do the interview. And we're doing a full Bobby cast. I just. I don't like that about me sometimes. But also.
Amy Brown
But you appreciate they're trying to just stay on.
Lunchbox
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
Oh, for sure. I can, like.
Amy Brown
I don't. I get how Lunchbox is like, I'm just ignoring. I mean, I get that y' all are like that, but I'm sort of like, let's just. Let's just.
Bobby Bones
There's a difference in interviewing. Get an interview with the Tallahassee Times and the New York Post, though. Let's be honest.
Eddie
Yeah. And you know who we are?
Lunchbox
We're the New York Times.
Bobby Bones
That was one of the options.
Eddie
Listen.
Amy Brown
What did you say? New York Post.
Eddie
We are the Gazette, Bobby. You're right.
Lunchbox
You said New York. I didn't know which one. I just went with it.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it is.
Bobby Bones
I can play one more clip. It has nothing to do with Bailey's Immerman or the rap. I just thought, that's weird. But I understand everybody wanting to take advantage. Like, Bailey's time. He's a massive star. Lunchbox calls Shane Profit. The wrong name.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I didn't know who this guy was.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
He came walking up like, are you ready? And I was like, yeah.
Bobby Bones
And Someone said, I heard Shane, so don't say anymore. Can I just hit it?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Or do you need to set it up more?
Lunchbox
No, no, that was it. And I was like, okay.
Bobby Bones
All right, go ahead, man.
Lunchbox
We're here with Shane Smith. And you know what's crazy?
Bobby Bones
Who said Smith?
Lunchbox
I don't know. Shane Smith just popped in my head. I'm like, oh, Shane Smith. Okay. That's who this is.
Eddie
It's because you didn't know his last.
Bobby Bones
Name was Prophet, and so you assume the most popular name is either Jones or Smith. So odds are I see it.
Lunchbox
I literally had no idea who the.
Bobby Bones
Why did you commit to anything? Why didn't you just be like, hey, we're here. Say nothing. Say no name.
Lunchbox
I don't know. I mean, I felt like because it's a podcast, so people were gonna hear it and, like, want to know who he is?
Bobby Bones
No. You can set it up in pre or poster. It doesn't matter. Put a graphic up on the screen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie
What was his reaction?
Lunchbox
He just kind of looked at me like, huh.
Bobby Bones
Let's hear his reaction. All right, go ahead, man.
Lunchbox
We're here with Shane Smith. And you know what's crazy? Shane Profit. You told me Shane Smith.
Bobby Bones
I didn't tell you nothing. I think Shane Smith is Canadian.
Lunchbox
Huh. Well, I don't know. Anyway, so my question is. So he had. Why don't you. He didn't even correct me. Someone out there corrected me.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, because he's like, it's embarrassing.
Amy Brown
And then you lunchboxes. You told me in that. And who was that pitch? He goes, I didn't tell you nothing.
Lunchbox
I tried to blame someone else.
Eddie
Real professional guy.
Amy Brown
So you just, like, literally blamed him?
Lunchbox
Yeah, he did. He just told me.
Bobby Bones
Shane, now we're the Tallahassee Times. We are now the Tallahassee Times. Good circulation, but we are run by the Goobers.
Lunchbox
I gotta say, though, then talking to him, he was actually a lot of fun to talk. Like, he had a good conversation. Like, it ended up. We got back on track and he had a lot to say. But it was just funny because I literally didn't know who this was. And I just was like, shane. And who is Shane Smith? Is that somebody.
Bobby Bones
Shane Smith and the.
Eddie
It's a band.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You.
Eddie
What?
Bobby Bones
I think you just.
Morgan
And the Saints.
Bobby Bones
That's it. Shane Smith.
Lunchbox
I don't know who that is. So maybe I just came up with Smith out of nowhere.
Eddie
No chance you knew Shane Smith and.
Amy Brown
The Saints if there was no other Smith there.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. They're Austin, Texas.
Eddie
Really?
Bobby Bones
Mm.
Eddie
Never heard of them.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well, yeah.
Lunchbox
Hey.
Bobby Bones
Heck of a run, boys.
Lunchbox
It was a good run.
Eddie
Doing it again today.
Lunchbox
Yep. Going out there today. More fun to be had.
Bobby Bones
All right, well, let's go around the room, Amy.
Amy Brown
So Paris Hilton is speaking out about being named by Ghislaine Maxwell as someone that Jeffrey Epstein wanted to meet back in the day and recruit because she fit the mold of exactly what he liked and whatnot. And Paris is speaking out about. About it, saying she doesn't even remember meeting Ghislaine and that, or Gillen or however you say it. And Ghislaine. That. That's how it's spelled. But then I think the S is silent.
Bobby Bones
That's how I say Ghislaine.
Amy Brown
Ghislaine.
Bobby Bones
Because the S sounds scummy. You know, she's in a much lighter prison right now. She's running. She gets everything for like, they're treating her like a princess right now.
Amy Brown
Well, so Paris is like, I think I'm just like a clickbait name. I don't remember meeting them. And I was like, smart. Just distance yourself as much as possible. Like, even if maybe you did remember meeting, just block it out and be like, oh, no, I don't remember meeting at all. And then the fact that she got.
Bobby Bones
A light of prison sentence when she was convicted of trafficking.
Amy Brown
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Trafficking young girls.
Amy Brown
She was very much an intricate part of the whole operation.
Bobby Bones
She was kidding.
Amy Brown
I know. So it's crazy.
Bobby Bones
And they gave her. They just gave her a lot. They put her in a low, low security. She. The warden is upset how much he has to cater to her now. It. The fact that people have allowed pedophiles to become political blows my mind. It blows my mind. That's the one thing where I'm like, I don't get it. Like, I have a pretty good sense and a good awareness of myself and generally what's happening and I understand how people are out of touch and. Yeah, that I don't get.
Amy Brown
Did you see what Megyn Kelly said the other day?
Bobby Bones
Absolutely. Sure did. She's like, Jeffrey Epstein, really? You know, he wasn't like a pedophile. He didn't like 8 year olds. He liked them like Barely Legal. Like 15.
Amy Brown
Well, yes. Yeah. She was saying there's a difference. She was trying to say. Which I'm like, why would you even try to say this? Like, just don't like, why make.
Bobby Bones
There's no defense needed.
Amy Brown
Yes. Like, we don't need to clarify. Obviously, we know there's a. There is a difference between an 8 year old and a 16 year old. But, but she was like, he liked them.
Bobby Bones
Barely legal or, you know, that's not a pedophile. It's like, I defend. I. I'm out.
Amy Brown
Like, it's like they're both pedophiles. So. Yes, there's just a difference. And the difference is the age.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Because 15 is not barely legal. It's still.
Bobby Bones
No, but she was saying. But it doesn't matter. I, I heard the clip. I watched the whole thing.
Amy Brown
I.
Bobby Bones
It blew my mind that that there was even a defense of that.
Amy Brown
I know. I just want to be like, what? Yeah, what? What? I don't get it. I don't get it. Like, is there something I'm not getting? Because I do not get it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, Okay. I think you're right about Paris Hilton. Just distance yourself completely. You weren't involved. So even if I was, like, yeah, I remember meeting.
Amy Brown
Like, she's like, I don't remember meeting her or whatever. And I think my name is a clickbait name. So they use me.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And she's. That's true.
Amy Brown
Yes, she's a clickbait. Oh, I definitely clicked on it because it said it.
Eddie
It said.
Amy Brown
And the way they got me to click is they didn't say. They were like, Paris Hilton addresses this allegation. Like, thinking like, she's. They say she's finally addressing it. So I'm thinking, oh, wow, she's speaking out about her experience with it. And no, what she addressed was. I don't recall.
Bobby Bones
If you look at the, if you, like, Google the Ghislaine articles about the prison that she's in, it's like she's all pampered now. She gets all these great things, dude. I guess I'm just different. And I care about kids. It's crazy. She's a convicted sex trafficker. All right, moving on. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So there was a dad in Florida. He's driving his SUV with his family, and he starts getting in an argument with his wife in the car as they're going down the highway. And so one of the kids in the backseat secretly calls 91 1. So police attempt to pull him over. High speed chase. As the SUV's going, he dives out of the window. So his wife and three kids are in the car. Whoa, it's still going. No one's driving the car. So the wife dives over the console and is able to stop the vehicle before it crashes. And they arrest the father. Like, he Was he thought he was gonna jump out of the car and run. And he. His face is road rash, like, just scraped all the way down the face.
Bobby Bones
That's crazy. You leave all your kids and your family like that. That vulnerable of a place, of a moving car with no one to control it, knowing what can happen. Was he on?
Lunchbox
No. They said he was just worried about getting arrested because, you know, he got into it with his wife and the kids, called 911 years.
Bobby Bones
Maybe you go, hey, grab the will, then jump.
Eddie
Yeah, I'm going to jump.
Bobby Bones
Or. Yeah. Dang. That's crazy. Abby got. Oh, she's not there. She got a hit and run. Did you guys know this?
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Lunchbox
She hit somebody and ran.
Bobby Bones
I just looked over there and she's not there. Ray, when she comes back.
Eddie
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Where'd she go? Bathroom. Okay. Yeah. Remind me and I'll go back to her. Hey, Ray Some.
Eddie
He's waiting patiently. He's like.
Amy Brown
Well, I'm trying to figure out how to say it.
Bobby Bones
I don't want to put. I don't want to throw anybody on. Oh, there's Abby. And then I'll come back to Ray. Hey, Abby, will you put your headphones on?
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Hey, we were just talking about your hit and run. Yeah, what happened? What happened?
Amy Brown
Oh, my gosh. I was getting off the highway and I was turning right onto the street, and it's like a yield sign, so it's always kind of a sketchy intersection. And the lady behind me hit me and then I pulled off to the side and I was like, okay, she's gonna follow me. She sped off and ran the red light to get away from me, and I tried to chase her down, but she ran the red light.
Bobby Bones
So you didn't run the red light after her?
Amy Brown
No, I didn't.
Bobby Bones
Did you try to go find where you thought she went?
Amy Brown
No, it was too crazy at that point and I was a little flustered.
Bobby Bones
How damaged is your car?
Amy Brown
I mean, it's pretty bad.
Bobby Bones
Really?
Amy Brown
Yeah. But I got her license plate. I took a picture.
Bobby Bones
And you have another car?
Amy Brown
Oh, no, I do have one. Yeah. But it was my nice.
Bobby Bones
The license plate you have is clean. That picture is clear. Like you got her.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Did you send that to the police?
Amy Brown
Yeah, I did. I called the police and filed a report and hopefully it'll be her insurance.
Eddie
Nah, I bet she didn't have insurance. That's why she ran.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, or maybe she jumped out the window and the car just kept going.
Lunchbox
Or is there a way to prove, like, if they go to her house. Just. I didn't hit her.
Bobby Bones
I mean, you'd probably look at the truck.
Amy Brown
Yeah, that's the thing.
Eddie
And there's cameras everywhere, dude.
Lunchbox
That's true.
Bobby Bones
So what do they tell you is gonna happen?
Amy Brown
Well, it was. There was a claim filed with her insurance. Because she does have insurance.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Amy Brown
Which is really weird. But it might just be to cover her own car.
Eddie
I'm sure it is liability.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Had a warrant. That's not liability. Would only be for your own.
Amy Brown
She didn't have a license.
Eddie
I thought liability was the one that you need because it covers who you hit.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's true. Yeah. That's liability you have to have because it doesn't worry about you. It's only them. Yeah.
Lunchbox
I'm just shocked that the police. I thought that was such a minor thing that they wouldn't even investigate it. They'd be like, ah, sorry, a minor thing.
Bobby Bones
A hit and run when you have their license plate.
Lunchbox
Yeah. I mean, and I'd be hitting and.
Bobby Bones
Running it all the time if I was like, please don't investigate this and hit somebody. Why not run? They don't.
Eddie
I mean, do they? I mean, what's the priority on that?
Lunchbox
Well, that's what I mean.
Bobby Bones
If you have their license plate, I don't even think you need super priority. It's just like, hey, get to it when you can. But, yeah, let's get this filed.
Amy Brown
Yeah, it does say it happens. They did say it happens a lot. Like all the time.
Bobby Bones
And you did say it was your good car.
Amy Brown
Yeah, it's my nicer car. Why couldn't it be my 2006?
Eddie
So it's one of the three. One of the three cars you have?
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Bones.
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Bobby Bones
Raymondo, Somebody has mentioned that you are wearing a I don't listen, by the way, I don't mind any of this. It's trivial. I don't mind the flat brim part of the Detroit Tigers hat you're wearing because you are a Michigan boy. No doubt about it. Yeah, but it's the sticker. It's the flat brim and the sticker. Yeah, you're right. Those are probably a little excessive. They are on the top and on the bottom. Yeah, it's a lot of stick so someone on the show brought it to me that you are too old to go flat brim, sticker, sticker. You almost gotta go flat brim with some of those hats. They just look weird when you start to bend it. Well, they don't make some of those brims to be molded.
Lunchbox
That's what I'm saying.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. So I don't mind the flat brim. There are times where my brims have to be flatter than normal. I don't go straight flat anymore because I'm too old. But they hit my glasses, so it digs a hole in my nose. But it's just a double sticker. Can't do that. Yes. So somebody on the show brought it up. They wanted me to bring it up and tell you to stop doing it. And you know what? It makes sense, because that hit my birthday weekend, so I was still 39 when I bought the hat.
Eddie
No, no, we're not doing this. We're not doing this.
Bobby Bones
Wasn't really into the 40 mode. Now that I am. You're right. Take the stickers off. But if I give it to my nephew, then it works. Or are you 41? I mean, in my world, yeah, I am.
Eddie
But now if you take the stickers off, Ray, you're gonna have the little outline, you know, like the different color.
Bobby Bones
It's a point of no return. Get a little scrub. Now you get a little Brillo Pad.
Eddie
You can clean that up.
Bobby Bones
Mini a hat. Who wants salsa?
Amy Brown
Who won? What?
Bobby Bones
Who wants.
Eddie
Who wants salsa?
Bobby Bones
Eddie's now in demand, guys. Salsa.
Eddie
I posted a video of me making homemade salsa. Now everyone at work wants salsa, so I'm gonna make a batch of salsa.
Amy Brown
Oh, gosh. I've watched this video, and every time he's dealing with, like, a more Hispanic ingredient, he does the thing.
Eddie
What? Salsa?
Amy Brown
Yes, yes. And you're, like, in a little cilantro. And you're like serrano pepper. Yes.
Bobby Bones
Can I try something Spanish on you?
Eddie
Yeah, man. What's up?
Bobby Bones
So let me make sure. Let me see if it's still in here. My UberEats driver, yesterday, my wife and I ordered some smoothies. They came. People always forget my stuff and just bring hers. And I for sure ordered it. And so we called him and he said, hey, I don't speak English. So then I tried to speak to him and tell him that he forgot my bag. And I said, ovidas. Oh, no, wait, wait.
Eddie
You tried to text him in Spanish?
Bobby Bones
No, no, I talked to him in Spanish.
Eddie
Oh, he talked to him.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. He was like, I don't know, Eng. And so I said, ovida, ste nos TRA bolsa.
Eddie
I'm gonna try my best to understand. Try it again. One more time.
Bobby Bones
Ovida este nuestra bosa.
Eddie
You forgot a bag.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
You forgot a bag at the store. And I know that's not good. What I said's not good. And I hoped he could get there. We were trying to, like, fill each other out, and he didn't understand.
Eddie
He didn't understand that. I mean, that's tough. That's very. Did you translate online? Did you get your AI to help you on that one or what?
Bobby Bones
Well, then I went to it, and I said, how do I say it? And it's. It just gave me the. I wouldn't say it. Gave me the emphasis points. So if I were to read it, I would go, ovida ste nuestra bolsa. Bolsa. Bolsa, bolsa. We did, like, five minutes. It wasn't more than it was. And he was like.
Eddie
He was like, no understand.
Bobby Bones
See? And I was like, no. And he. And there was just such a lot. Neither one of us were mad. And I was like, bolsa. When I say that, I mean, I.
Eddie
Can understand that you're trying to say bag. Bolsa.
Bobby Bones
Ovido nos say the first game.
Eddie
The first word you said.
Bobby Bones
Ovida.
Eddie
There's another part. Olvida.
Bobby Bones
What? Yeah.
Eddie
What was that? Needs to go together, right? Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so I didn't. What is it? It's one word like, you forgot that.
Eddie
Needs to be the word.
Bobby Bones
Ovidasta. Nuestra bosa.
Eddie
That's it. But este nuestra.
Bobby Bones
Well, we struggled.
Eddie
Dang. I can see that.
Bobby Bones
And I never got my. My food, and. And in no way was I trying to be disrespectful. He didn't know English. I didn't know Spanish. And we were both trying as hard as we could. I never got my smoothies. You could also say, donde esta mi volta? He might be like, oh, he's missing a bag.
Eddie
Yeah. Where is my bag? Dondesta. Yeah, but it's tough, man. You should have taken Spanish in school.
Bobby Bones
Ovidasta, olvidaste. Eh? How about sete? Ovidron nuestas bosas. You forgot our bags. And I tried so hard, and I was trying to do it respectfully because I'm sure they get where some people get mad at them. No, you don't speak English. I wasn't. I was actually trying to speak Spanish because I really wanted my freaking smoothie. And it was probably also even the restaurant's fault. Like, I don't know. There's no telling whose fault it was.
Eddie
Could you ask your AI to speak to someone in Spanish for you?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but we were on the phone and I was talking.
Amy Brown
Yeah, he's on the phone, so he can't get the.
Eddie
Yeah, but what do you call her from your wife's phone and be like, all right, AI, will you talk to him? Tell him in Spanish that he forgot.
Amy Brown
He doesn't call her. His AI. He doesn't call her.
Eddie
No, no, he.
Bobby Bones
I was on my phone with them.
Eddie
Right, so use another phone call. Call the.
Bobby Bones
My wife doesn't use that. Oh, and I had to do it through my phone. Hit through the UberEats. Gotta have his number, so I had to do the call.
Eddie
I just wonder if your AI could speak Spanish.
Amy Brown
I'm sure she can. She can do everything.
Bobby Bones
Let's see.
Amy Brown
No, it's. We're good.
Eddie
Amy hates her.
Amy Brown
I mean, I can, too, a little bit. Un poquito.
Bobby Bones
I just gotta.
Lunchbox
Well done. That was very good.
Eddie
Go ahead, tell him. You forgot the bag.
Amy Brown
Donde esta bag?
Eddie
Bago.
Bobby Bones
That's what I would say. El bago gano. Like, I don't want to do that. That's how stupid I feel sometimes. That works.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
My parents would appreciate that. I was really trying. Like, I. Sincerely trying. And I think he was sincerely trying so much. So he drove back to the house. Cause we didn't know what was going on. So he came back.
Amy Brown
He came back just a. Not no back. He just came back to see.
Bobby Bones
He came back because he knew something was off.
Eddie
Yeah, but he didn't understand.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So anyway, that was my part of my day yesterday. I just heard from my doctor. So I told you yesterday when I wrecked my scooter and landed on my foot. My foot, by the way, I took a picture of it. I put it on my foot ankle. On my Instagram story, you can see it. It's just very bruised. Heard back from your surgeon. It should be fine. Since it's not ligaments or tendons that were fixed. It should be fine from what you described. But if it feels lots worse or the wounds look worse, you can go in today or whenever needed.
Eddie
Does it feel worse?
Bobby Bones
You know, it hurts so bad, but I don't think it's from that. My boot. I have a boot on right now. Like, for those watching. It's this. This mother. I just kicked.
Eddie
Well, there you go. Now it hurts.
Bobby Bones
It's this boot here. And so it just hurts to wear because it's so bruised that anything touching it hurts it. So I don't even think it's from that. I told him, I said, when I fell, I went straight stomp. That's how it hit. Not on purpose, but it went straight stomp. Heel down, heel toe, same time.
Eddie
Oh, heel toe.
Bobby Bones
Dosy doe like, stomp. And I said, I think that is. That was beneficial. It hurt beneficial because there was no. There's nothing to do with the ligaments. It was just straight down. This sucks. I think this is the worst surgery anyone's ever had in the history of life. I was looking it up. I think this is it. Actually. I say that, and I know it's not. It's nothing. It pales in comparison to even an Achilles injury. And I know people who have tore their Achilles. It makes me never want to play a sport again, because if I ever tear an Achilles, I'm out. That's the worst.
Eddie
That's gotta be so bad.
Bobby Bones
Achilles 1, ACL, MCL 2. Like, mine's like 11 in just the bottom part of the leg, and it's killing me. I woke up last night, my foot was hurting so bad. I went and laid on the couch because I don't want to keep Caitlin up and put a little blanket over me and shivered and felt really sorry for myself and went. Got back in bed. That was the night I was like, this sucks. I just don't want to take too much pain medicine because I know I'll be eating that stuff like candy. I won't be able to function. I'll need it every day. So I'm just avoiding it. I'm trying as hard as I can because I know once I get a taste, man, it's all I want.
Eddie
Yeah, good. Don't do that.
Bobby Bones
Just a taste. I'll be okay.
Eddie
Oh, man, we've heard those stories, dude. Dude, it all started with a taste.
Bobby Bones
I'm telling you. I don't. Yeah. All right, next story up, Morgan.
Morgan
So Cambridge Dictionary named parasocial as its 2025 word of the year. Do you guys know why?
Bobby Bones
You do know why?
Amy Brown
Well, I don't know. I. But is that because people are having all these parasocial relationships with people online?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Morgan
But also what sparked it was Taylor Swift's engagement to Travis Kelce. Because everybody seems to think they're, like, best friends with Taylor Swift when they posted about her engagement. So it's become this thing of Parasocial is really around that engagement and in general, people.
Amy Brown
That's funny.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Parasocial is a one sided, like, relationship with something. Right?
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Eddie
That's so sad.
Bobby Bones
Well, no, no, no. It can be like you and Eddie Vedder.
Eddie
Yeah, I love Eddie Vedder when he.
Amy Brown
Doesn'T know that you have this access to their everyday lives. Like, some people feel like, oh, my, where's my invite to Taylor's wedding? But it's like, well, duh, I'm not going to get one. Or like some people I follow, like, I feel like I know them and I don't. So much so that like people with.
Bobby Bones
Our show too, but in a healthy way. Yeah, but there's an unhealthy. Like, I have a parasocial relationship probably with some of my favorite podcasts because I listen to them. Like I listen to this podcast called Mostly Sports every day. They do a show every day. Listen to it every day. They don't know I listen to them every day. But they like talk about. And if I saw one of them, I'd be like, mm, it's that I don't feel like it's unhealthy because I don't think about it all the time when I'm not listening to it.
Amy Brown
No, I think we would want, like, the job we're in. We want people to have healthy, parasocial relationships with us because that's the connection.
Bobby Bones
That's a good one. Parasocial. It's good.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So far I like it. Your story, your story's pretty good. It's up high in the rankings today.
Morgan
Do you guys have any parasocial with. Because it also connects to TV shows and movies. Do you guys have any with characters from a movie or.
Bobby Bones
No. Mostly because I'm not stupid.
Eddie
You have healthy relationships.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah.
Lunchbox
Mine.
Bobby Bones
Real life people on a podcast, not characters.
Eddie
What?
Amy Brown
Yeah, mine's with real people online.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Or ours is unhealthy because it's real people.
Amy Brown
I'm not gonna have a fictional character. Don't be ridiculous.
Bobby Bones
Can't murder a fictional person. You know what I mean?
Amy Brown
How do you stalk them?
Lunchbox
Yes, exactly.
Eddie
You can't.
Bobby Bones
Eddie, you're up.
Eddie
It's funny. Morgan brought that one up because I have Dictionary.com's word of the year.
Bobby Bones
Craig Robinson.
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
No.
Eddie
6, 7. That's the word of the year according to Dictionary.com.
Amy Brown
The word or the word or the 6, 7. I'm proud of you for doing it.
Morgan
Right.
Eddie
Thank you. Well, I have four kids.
Bobby Bones
You always have to act like you're juggling balls.
Eddie
Yeah, that's what they do.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
6.
Amy Brown
I look at it like you're weighing options.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that's it, guys.
Eddie
It's so dumb. We were watching, like, Home Alone or something, and, like, in there as a family, we're sitting there and, like, in the movie, they say, like, yeah, we'll be there in, like, six or seven minutes. And now the kids go, oh, six, seven.
Amy Brown
Yeah, I know.
Bobby Bones
Can I tell you what's great about it, the best thing about it? Cause it really is fantastic. And I was hoping, though, the Halloween and all the adults doing it would make it so corny, kids didn't want to do it anymore. What's great about it is it means nothing.
Eddie
Yeah, it means nothing.
Bobby Bones
All the things that we used to do. Even, like, 69, that means something. That's a reverse sexual position where you take each other's private parts and put each other's mouth.
Eddie
Okay, we know, dude.
Bobby Bones
No, but I'm saying, why would you have to do that? But I'm saying all the things that. 6, 7 is such a healthy, stupid thing.
Lunchbox
It really is.
Bobby Bones
We used to walk around 69, like Bill and Ted Wayne's World swing. That meant you got a boner, right? Degeneration X. Suck it. We did that everywhere. You know what that meant. Suck the wiener, right?
Eddie
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Six, seven means nothing. It's the greatest.
Eddie
And why are we juggling balls if it means nothing?
Bobby Bones
Something.
Eddie
See, I always.
Amy Brown
Say, like, six, six, seven. I don't know. But you're right, Bobby. It's like good old mean nothing.
Bobby Bones
Yes, it's from a song, but the song really wasn't what blew it up. It was the. The highlight. The basketball highlight.
Eddie
So, yeah, the real.
Bobby Bones
That song was in, and the real blew up, and it means nothing.
Eddie
So. Man, that's crazy. Whoever started that, like, yeah, everyone's saying it.
Amy Brown
It's one of the ways months ago that I, like, started to, like. It was a way to bond with my boyfriend's kids. Like, we had bonded, but, like, that got me in because it was like, anytime I would say something, like, I wasn't meaning to say it, but then they would do it, and then I would do stuff and join in. Or if I heard it, I would join in with them. And it was like a little bonding moment that we would all just look at each other and be like, ah, six, seven. And then obviously, I do it with my kids, too, but do 69 next with them.
Bobby Bones
Be like, 69.
Amy Brown
No, that's not.
Eddie
And then tell them what it is.
Amy Brown
To your point earlier, it's not the same thing. But I'm sure I'm not alone in this. Like, teachers with students and, like, just.
Bobby Bones
I'm sure it's annoying.
Amy Brown
Just a bonding thing.
Lunchbox
Oh, I bet teachers hate it.
Eddie
Nah, I bet they like it.
Amy Brown
I think they like it.
Lunchbox
No way.
Bobby Bones
I'm sure that it happens so much it can be annoying. My only point was it's wholesome, even. And that's crazy that something overtakes, especially with young people that's healthy and wholesome. It doesn't hurt anyone. I watched. I wasn't watching the game live, but I saw a highlight. A women's college basketball game.
Lunchbox
Hilarious.
Bobby Bones
And they called timeout when they scored 67. Cause they had a bunch of kids in the crowd, too. And the crowd went crazy at 67. It was awesome.
Eddie
I do like it when the announcers are like, refs or something. Kind of smirk when they say, six, seven. It's pretty funny, dude. I like it.
Bobby Bones
All of ours. Suck it. 69. Schwing. All sexual in nature, even.
Eddie
Like, that sucks.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. Six, seven.
Amy Brown
We should be happy during such a divisive time. Like, let's.
Eddie
Good job.
Amy Brown
Six, seven brings us together. Like those restaurant videos. When the order 67 is ready in the whole restaurant, probably politically, they could be all over the place. Not like each other. But for that one, like, six, seven.
Eddie
We need that Amy.
Bobby Bones
The in and out one where they're, like, orders in the whole place, it goes freeze. That's awesome.
Amy Brown
Yeah. Like, it could be the thing that brings us all together.
Eddie
We need that.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Love it. Okay. Was that yours? Six, seven. That's good.
Amy Brown
Six, seven.
Bobby Bones
I have, like, 84 things that I know I'm not gonna get to. So do you guys mind if I just start from the top and go down? Let's go. Stevenson's Christmas list.
Amy Brown
Oh, gosh, guys. Like, I don't even know how he comes up with these things.
Bobby Bones
I think the German shepherd gay at him. A dog kid? No, it's a dog.
Amy Brown
No, we have a dog, but he wants a dog.
Eddie
We have a cat.
Amy Brown
Well, I think his dad's girlfriend maybe has a German shepherd. And he thinks it's the coolest thing ever.
Bobby Bones
German shepherds are pretty legit, right?
Amy Brown
So he sends me his Christmas list, and it's like Milky Way candy.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
Not the Galaxy. Got it.
Amy Brown
Robux and V bucks. Like, for video games, money.
Bobby Bones
And then that's okay, right?
Amy Brown
Well, you would think. And then, because I posted his Christmases online, and then I forgot about this whole lawsuit thing. Like, I forgot Roblox is in a lot of trouble and some parents have banned it from their houses. And like they.
Bobby Bones
Because of the people that are going on.
Amy Brown
Yeah. Like it's easy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
Yes.
Amy Brown
And just not safeguarding it protectly and properly.
Bobby Bones
Can I make a statement on that when you're done?
Amy Brown
Yes, you can. Yeah. But my kid's still playing. It's just that that mom reminded me, so I'm like, shoot, should I delete Roblox? And then a German shepherd puppy, like, that's his list. And I'm like, okay. So of these things, if I delete Roblox, we're not getting a puppy. He's getting some Milky Way for Christmas.
Bobby Bones
A lot of Milky Way. Hit him with that triple milk.
Amy Brown
Yeah. So like I need him to expand his.
Bobby Bones
Gets a bunch of milky. You know, every present's a different shape. Milky Way, right?
Amy Brown
Like a Christmas tree Milky Way.
Bobby Bones
The Roblox thing, I don't play Roblox. I'm familiar with it. But the Roblox thing, because the entire lawsuit was that it doesn't protect young users from sexual predators and harmful content. Anything a kid's wearing a headset on is in playing a game. You're gonna have weirdos in there. It's up to the. This is one of those things I feel is very parent negligent. Like your kids are going to get on if you're allowing them to be connected to the Internet or have social media. There are going to be people. And it doesn't have to be sexual predators. It can be scammers, it can be anything. There are going to be people looking to find vulnerable people to take advantage of them. It could be in a sexual. In a predatory way like that. It could be old people getting taken advantage of through. It's a version of that. Some people are like, I don't let my kids play it because of Roblox. Great. Or because of Predator. That's great. But there's 17 other ways. And it's not. Roblox isn't doing it. It's just an avenue they're choosing. And there are so many avenues. If your kids are online and you're not around them and you're not monitoring it, they're coming that way too. So when people get extra sensitive about one certain thing because they're like, I will never. But yeah, yeah, sure, I'll let them be on TikTok. Well, it's like, it's a little hypocritical because you don't think people are coming at kids on TikTok the same way, so.
Amy Brown
Or even just text messages. Like, how they randomly will text, like, hey. And then kids would be like. Like, hey. And then they'll be like, did you get that thing I sent you? What thing? And then the conversation starts, and it's a total predator or scammer, whatever. So, yeah, I think that I just want.
Bobby Bones
I don't want Roblox to be the. To be the bad guy here.
Amy Brown
Right.
Bobby Bones
Because it's predators, let's just say, are on the street in human form. Okay, here's something, and I'd be curious to know your reaction. I am considering giving Eddie $50,000.
Eddie
What? What? I love it. For what? I love it.
Amy Brown
An investment in what? Salsa?
Eddie
Nope.
Bobby Bones
No. I don't know that that's a bad investment with him. The thing about Eddie is he doesn't follow up a lot.
Eddie
That's not true.
Bobby Bones
He's good. Yeah, he's really good. Like, I'm telling you, he's a good cook. Yes. And I met a lot of cooks. He's great. Especially in the Hispanic.
Eddie
Ooh, salsa.
Bobby Bones
The tata salsa.
Lunchbox
Have you ever had a salsa?
Bobby Bones
Is it good? Yes.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Eddie
Yeah. You want salsa?
Lunchbox
I don't. I've never seen his salsa.
Bobby Bones
The benefit of being Mexican.
Eddie
Well, the benefit. I was born this way, dude.
Bobby Bones
That's what I'm saying. Like, you make salsa. It's legitimate because you're Mexican. I don't want Ron salsa.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
So Ron has to change his name.
Lunchbox
Ronaldo.
Bobby Bones
All of a sudden, he's real Me. He's a real Mexican.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Bring some of that salsa. I'll taste it.
Bobby Bones
I will.
Eddie
I will.
Bobby Bones
But I. I'm considering giving him $50,000.
Amy Brown
For what?
Lunchbox
What would you give him 50,000 for?
Eddie
That's business.
Bobby Bones
Guys. Explain to them what up?
Eddie
So I was driving by a house in a neighborhood, and there was a sign in front that said, for auction. I was like, huh, That's a nice house. This is a nice neighborhood. So I call the number, I say, what's up with this house? They're like, yeah, it's going up for auction in December. It's probably worth more than a million dollars. But honestly, these auctions, it could go to as low as maybe $250,000. You just never know. And I said, oh, my gosh, I can do this. But here's the catch. He said, you have to have cash on site. So if you win the auction at $250,000 for the house, you have to have 20% of it in cash, right? There. So I need $50,000 because I don't have $50,000 in cash. But if I go to this auction and I bid and I get it for $250,000, I need to have the cash, the bag, the satchel full of cash. And if I can borrow it from Bobby and I purchase this house, I will give you 10% interest on it.
Bobby Bones
Which is $5,000 for. Just for the hand in. $50,000.
Lunchbox
Can I tell you, those auctions are a lot of fun. I've been.
Eddie
Have you?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I've brought audio in and I've done the bidding. They get a lot higher than 250,000. If it's a nice house, the guy.
Amy Brown
I mean, nice part of town, probably not. Nice house.
Eddie
Well, what I found out is kind of in a floodplain, but that's a problem. Was built in the 50s. It's still around.
Bobby Bones
I don't give a crap what he's buying with it. If he. Whatever it is. If I'm getting my money and 10 back.
Lunchbox
You don't care about the house.
Bobby Bones
I don't.
Lunchbox
So you're not part of the house.
Bobby Bones
I don't give a crap what he buys.
Eddie
He just wants his interest. He's the bank.
Amy Brown
So what is your plan to make money on it? Sit on it for a little bit and then sell it?
Eddie
We haven't gone there yet. Let me just get the bid.
Amy Brown
First couple years.
Bobby Bones
I want my money though, or you're gonna miss a kneecap.
Eddie
And that's you, you, dude, I got you.
Lunchbox
But how long until you pay him back back?
Eddie
I would say a month.
Amy Brown
A month?
Eddie
A month? Five grand, dude. No, no, no. You know what? I'll pay you back. Right, right then and there.
Bobby Bones
But how are you going to pay back right then and there? Cuz if it's right then and there.
Eddie
Cuz I have five grand. I don't have 50.
Bobby Bones
No, I need the 55. No, no, no, no. I'm not giving you 50. So you give me five back. I'm giving you a bag with 50,000. So you give me 55,000 back, I'll.
Eddie
Have your money, bro. I'll have your money.
Bobby Bones
I don't like it.
Eddie
I'm.
Lunchbox
He literally thought he was just giving you 5k back that you were giving him the 50,000.
Amy Brown
How would that be an investment for Bobby?
Eddie
He's getting $55,000 back.
Lunchbox
How are you gonna give him the other 50 when he.
Eddie
In a couple of years.
Vizio Ad
Yeah, but you don't even know what you're doing.
Bobby Bones
I Have to, like, rely on you to sell the house.
Eddie
I'll sell my house. No problem.
Bobby Bones
No, I'm not doing no problem.
Amy Brown
The house.
Bobby Bones
I'm not doing a no problem investment.
Eddie
Hey, don't. Dude, don't you stress free. Dude, I got you. No, I kind of.
Bobby Bones
Even if I have to steal Paul.
Eddie
To pay Mary, I'm like, wait a second.
Bobby Bones
Now that's. That's something I would be interested in.
Eddie
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
You gotta rob Peter to pay Paul.
Eddie
That's.
Bobby Bones
I just. I'm happy to go. I go to the bank and get $50,000 cash right now. Just. Here you go.
Eddie
I don't need it till December 6.
Bobby Bones
But I want my money back.
Amy Brown
What time is the auction?
Eddie
Don't worry. No, do not show up Amy and outbid me. Don't.
Bobby Bones
I give you both 50 and see where it lands.
Eddie
Dude, this could be huge.
Bobby Bones
I need to see. Maybe I see the house. Maybe we buy the house together. Possibly just flip it. Possibly floodplain, though, gets.
Amy Brown
Who's flipping it.
Eddie
Dude, we could flip.
Bobby Bones
Dude, I'm not doing crap.
Eddie
We could split that sucker in four lots.
Bobby Bones
I'm not anything.
Eddie
The lot is so big. We can.
Amy Brown
Don't do that. Oh, these people that just buy stuff.
Eddie
Don'T tell me what to do with my money.
Lunchbox
But is it.
Bobby Bones
Don't tell them what to do with my money.
Lunchbox
But what about the zoning? Can you do that? Can you do four houses on the.
Eddie
They're doing it all over the place.
Amy Brown
They're at least doing.
Bobby Bones
Honey, you're not saying anything.
Lunchbox
You're just.
Bobby Bones
You're literally not saying anything.
Eddie
The house next door, they did that too.
Lunchbox
Oh, they have four on the lot.
Eddie
They have two. They split it in two.
Lunchbox
That's smart.
Amy Brown
Two.
Bobby Bones
I need to see more. I was. If you. I thought you were gonna take the money, prove you had it, give it to them, and within a week, give me that plus 5,000.
Eddie
That's what I'm gonna do.
Bobby Bones
I would, but now you can't prove it.
Lunchbox
You can't do that within a week.
Eddie
If you don't have. Sell the house in a week, but just give me a month, dude.
Bobby Bones
I also don't think you're gonna get a house valued 750 plus for 250. Because the lot itself's probably gonna be that. It'd be. I'd be interested to go to that auction, though, with you.
Eddie
You're probably right. You're probably right. Like, the odds of me getting it that low are not. Not very good. But what he said. What he Said, dude, you never know what happens at these things. And what if I block the streets on both ends?
Bobby Bones
You're the only one there.
Eddie
Nobody can come.
Amy Brown
Well, that's not going to happen.
Lunchbox
Or you could get a permit and say you're having a block party and you get signs. So that is block road closed. That'd be great.
Eddie
Can't go through here.
Amy Brown
I just think if it was this simple, more people would be doing it.
Eddie
I agree. But you know what? What if most people are just sleeping.
Bobby Bones
On it and they don't know this holiday season? 2. Maybe they spent all the Christmas money already. Possibly. Maybe they blew it on Robux.
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
You'd be shocked how many people show up to those auctions. A lot of people in their work.
Bobby Bones
I think every contractor like that.
Eddie
Sure.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Would.
Bobby Bones
Would just be going out of curiosity to see if they can get a really good deal if people don't show up. But I would. I would be interested. I thought you definitely had a thing and you don't have a thing.
Eddie
What do you mean? What do you mean? I don't have. I don't have.
Bobby Bones
You don't have a real plan?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Buy it and then we figure it out.
Bobby Bones
That ain't a plan.
Eddie
I just don't think that we're gonna get it that low.
Bobby Bones
But.
Eddie
But if it happened to be like we're there and it happens, I gotta have that cash ready to go.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I'm gonna probably not give it to you.
Eddie
Okay. Anyone else?
Amy Brown
I'm also thinking the auctions, like during the show.
Lunchbox
No. They're usually like 3, 4 o', clock, 5 o'. Clock.
Eddie
Have you really gone?
Lunchbox
I'm going to like three of them.
Bobby Bones
Really?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
How many people show up?
Lunchbox
20.
Eddie
Oh, that's not bad.
Bobby Bones
And do they raise their hands?
Lunchbox
You say, there's an auctioneer like the ones I went to, he stood on the bed of a pickup truck and he just starts yelling out, we'll start out 50,000.
Bobby Bones
Oh, here, here, here.
Lunchbox
And then it's like, all right, 60,000, 75,000. 8.
Bobby Bones
And oh, oh, oh.
Lunchbox
And they just go up and up.
Eddie
How high did yours go?
Lunchbox
These were run down like junkers. And they were like 150,000. Because what they did on one of them, I drove back by. It is they. It was a big enough lot where they put it the backyard, cut it in half, put a fence up and built a house on the other side and had two houses for one.
Amy Brown
Yeah, that's what they do. And like, Eddie's not a builder.
Eddie
I know A builder.
Lunchbox
But he.
Bobby Bones
I literally would have given you the money until you talk more about it.
Eddie
Well, I just wasn't prepared.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
Just need to be prepared when we.
Bobby Bones
Do stuff like this.
Lunchbox
But it is fun to go bid, even.
Eddie
Like, if I didn't have a plan, I should have just made up salsa.
Amy Brown
Pivot. Pivot to salsa.
Bobby Bones
Well, this is like when Eddie was trying to do his chickens, and he's like, I don't really have a plan. And I'm like, okay, well, here's what you do. You go and you say that. It goes, oh, I didn't think about having something ready to say, yeah, Eddie's salsa.
Eddie
I'm more of a living the moment.
Bobby Bones
You are. You know what I mean? You found your old wedding video?
Eddie
Yeah, in storage. Like, I found it. And we. I told the kids, like, this is awesome. We should watch this tonight. And we watched it. The kids thought it was just a riot. Like, just.
Amy Brown
That's sweet.
Eddie
Seeing all of us so young, seeing their grandparents, like, younger, and. And what I didn't realize. Dude, I cried like a baby. Like, I don't remember that at all. And they were laughing so hard.
Bobby Bones
Like, you cried at my wedding. So I would imagine you cried.
Eddie
I didn't cry at your wedding.
Bobby Bones
Literally, you're in the background crying.
Eddie
It was sweat.
Bobby Bones
There's nothing wrong with it.
Eddie
I didn't cry at the wedding, dude.
Bobby Bones
You literally cried at mine, so I'm sure you cried at yours.
Eddie
Dude, I cried like a baby in mine.
Bobby Bones
Did it make you feel good that. Like that, or did it make you feel weird?
Eddie
A little weird.
Bobby Bones
I think that's awesome.
Eddie
And then the kiss was like, dude, I went for it. I didn't realize that. And the boys are like, dad, geez, man. Like, lay off a moment. Like, I guess I went pretty hard at that wedding.
Bobby Bones
You're not impressing us by saying it's like, I went hard.
Eddie
No, I'm just telling you I haven't watched this video since.
Bobby Bones
You have a VCR. How'd you watch it? DVD. You have a DVD player?
Eddie
Doing the PlayStation video game. Yeah. Yeah, because we don't have a DVD player.
Bobby Bones
That's good.
Eddie
So that was awesome. It was a good night. And they. They, like. They just. I don't know. They had a really good time watching it.
Bobby Bones
I'm surprised they liked watching it. That seems like something a kid wouldn't want to see.
Eddie
The ceremony just, like, boring. Yes, but they like more of the. After the wedding, you know, footage.
Bobby Bones
Were they like, you have hair. That's Weird.
Eddie
Yeah, I was bigger. What do you mean thicker?
Bobby Bones
Like fatter?
Eddie
Yeah, a little bit.
Bobby Bones
Really?
Eddie
I had hair. My tux was weird.
Bobby Bones
I had a white the other way around. Like, when you're younger, you're thinner.
Eddie
Yeah, not me, dude. I just. I don't know. I was bigger then, but my tux went down to, like, my thighs.
Bobby Bones
Style. It's a style that was weird. Everything was a little bigger then.
Eddie
Yeah, like loose fitting. Crazy.
Bobby Bones
All right, well, I know we have to take some pictures, and I know we got more interviews to do, so we'll jump out. Amy and I have an interview up today with Phil Rosenthal. Who? His show on Netflix, which is Somebody feed Phil. Somebody feed Phil. And also he did the show of taking Everybody Loves Raymond to Russia. Great series. It was great. But he also created Everybody Loves Raymond. He was at my house for over an hour. It's awesome. It's up on the Bobby cast today, so it's probably up already right now, so you can check that out. Really loved it. Loved my time with him. You?
Amy Brown
Yeah. On Feeling Things with Amy and Kat, we have. The main theme is, like, when you're feeling judged, consider the source. Because a lot of times we'll focus on information. It's like, well, that person's not an expert in me, but, yeah, they're judging me. And then we got a voicemail from a listener that is setting the record straight on labia changes that nobody talks about.
Bobby Bones
Oh, man, I love a good labia change.
Amy Brown
Yeah, it's. Something blew. It blew my mind.
Bobby Bones
Oh, six, seven. I like that better. Six, seven.
Amy Brown
I just didn't know this happened to women.
Eddie
What are they changing?
Amy Brown
It changes over time. And I didn't know this at all.
Bobby Bones
Goes to the bottom.
Amy Brown
No, actually the opposite.
Bobby Bones
It moves.
Amy Brown
It disappears.
Bobby Bones
It's like the earth. It rotates. It goes all around.
Eddie
It disappears.
Amy Brown
Yes, yes. No. And nobody's talking about it.
Bobby Bones
And we are right now.
Amy Brown
Well, I know, but you'll have to see what the caller says because she figured out a way to. To beat the system, I guess.
Bobby Bones
On the Bobby cast, we're talking about how far can the rectum stretch?
Eddie
Because it move.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it stretches.
Eddie
It stretches a lot.
Bobby Bones
It's literally we spend a whole hour. Just how far can you get it?
Eddie
No one's talking about it.
Bobby Bones
No one's talking about it. And we get the cameras in there we go. Like you're trying to open elevator doors. We go in.
Amy Brown
Yeah, yeah. It's a diverse elevator.
Eddie
Interesting.
Amy Brown
Yeah, I know. Eddie's gonna be like, this is the first time I've listened to feeling things.
Bobby Bones
Eddie's like, what's olamia?
Eddie
I really thought about asking that.
Bobby Bones
We're out. Thank you guys. We will see you guys tomorrow. Bye everybody. Shh.
Amy Brown
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Eddie
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This episode of The Bobby Bones Show features a lively, winding discussion about holiday drinking traditions, college party drinks, awkward interviews with country artists, listener pet peeves, a hit-and-run accident involving Abby, the Paris Hilton/Epstein headlines, and a humorous segment about Bobby considering loaning Eddie $50,000. The crew mingles personal anecdotes, listener calls, and pop culture in a fast-paced, banter-driven style.
Listener Calls & Crew Reactions: Bobby (a non-drinker) is surprised at how common alcohol is at holiday gatherings. Callers from New Orleans and Tennessee affirm it's standard for families to serve mimosas, cocktails, and have "cocktail hour" at Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Crew's College Drink Stories:
Bobby reflects on how he missed these traditions: “I come from alcoholics and there was drinking all the time, but that was just normal… I didn’t know people who aren’t alcoholics also drank at the holidays.” [12:27]
As always, the show is informal, self-deprecating, and rapid-fire. Bobby’s skepticism, Amy’s pop culture savvy, Lunchbox’s brash humor, Morgan’s millennial perspective, and Eddie’s laid-back energy keep topics moving with plenty of laughter, poking fun at each other and their own habits. The cast is open about embarrassing moments, listener gripes, and family life.
This episode is a quintessential Bobby Bones Show: comedic, personal storytelling mixed with pop culture, interactive listener segments, and group teasing. The hosts tackle relatable issues (family gatherings, scams, accidental insults, holiday events) and inject the episode with running jokes and the show’s signature chaos—making it easy to jump right in, even if you’ve never tuned in before.