TUES PT 2: Bobby Lied On TV + Bobby And Amy’s Past Acting Roles + Amy Offended By Commercial Request + Why Does Amy Defend Lunchbox?!

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary

Episode Title: TUES PT 2: Bobby Lied On TV + Bobby And Amy’s Past Acting Roles + Amy Offended By Commercial Request + Why Does Amy Defend Lunchbox?!
Air Date: December 2, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones
Co-hosts: Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, Morgan
Producer Appearances: Scuba
Podcast Description: A fun, lively, and sometimes self-deprecating behind-the-scenes look at the crew’s personal lives, pop culture, and quirky news — with a fair bit of ribbing and insight along the way.

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Episode Overview

This episode’s main theme revolves around honesty and authenticity in the entertainment industry and everyday life. The team shares personal stories of “little lies” told for career reasons, reflects on their own acting roles, and discusses how personal dynamics play out on—and off—the air. Amy’s reaction to a controversial commercial request sparks a conversation about values, advertising, and group dynamics, especially her tendency to defend Lunchbox. Ample pop culture chatter and listener interactions round out this playful, personality-driven show.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Lying for the Job and Entertainment

• Channing Tatum & Kirsten Dunst Stories ([04:01])
  Amy starts by recounting actors admitting to lying about their skills to land gigs, which spirals into the team revealing their own “harmless fibs.”

  • Amy: Faked completing her Texas A&M degree on her resume to land a sales job, being only three credits short at the time. She later came clean on-air.
    • “Looking back, like, I definitely acted like, even to y’all, I graduated from Texas A&M, and it was in 2008 that I came on air and was like, I’m three hours short.” – Amy ([05:01])
  • Bobby: Fabricated a heartfelt story for an emotional talk show segment, inventing a note he'd kept in his wallet since age 17. His wife and mother-in-law saw right through it:
    • “That paper was way too white.” – Caitlin’s mom, relayed by Bobby ([08:13])
    • “I was just doing it for entertainment. I’m not hurting anybody by lying. It’s not like I’m lying that I went to Texas A&M. That’d be fraud. This is me just providing content.” – Bobby ([08:19])

2. Strange and Sad News Stories

• Lion Fatality in Brazil ([09:24])
  Lunchbox reports about a viral story where a young man died after climbing into a lion cage, leading to a relatable, if bleak, discussion about questionable risk-taking and sympathy for people tempted to get too close to wild animals.

• Dave Coulier’s Cancer Update ([12:01])
  Morgan brings up Uncle Joey (Dave Coulier) being diagnosed with tongue cancer following his earlier battle with lymphoma.

• Blue-Fleshed Wild Pigs in California ([13:28])
  Eddie shares about hunters finding wild pigs with neon-blue flesh, theorized to be from pesticide toxins—leading to wild speculation and jokes about radioactivity and comic book-style superpowers:

  • “It looks radioactive when you look at their guts... Like the Avatar creatures.” – Bobby ([14:05])

3. Reviews & Recommendations – “Tuesday Reviews Day” ([17:10])

• Ozark (Season 3): Lunchbox rates it “four and a half brothers out of five” ([17:44])
• Klaus (Christmas Movie): Morgan praises its unique story, giving it “four out of five toys” ([18:49])
• Frankenstein (Netflix): Morgan liked the story but found the gore off-putting, rates it “3.5 out of 5 body parts” ([20:41])

4. Personal Preferences & Societal Trends

• American Preferences: Hotels vs. Airbnbs ([21:04])
  Both Amy and Bobby prefer hotels for short stays due to convenience and service; Airbnbs only make sense for longer trips.

• Defining Modern Vocabulary: “Rage Bait” ([23:08])
  Amy confidently defines “rage bait” as purposely enraging people online to gain engagement—a term recently recognized by Oxford.

5. Uncomfortable Endorsements & Podcast Advertising ([25:53])

• Ashley Madison Endorsement Offer to Amy ([25:58])
  Amy reveals she was approached to advertise the “discretion” dating site, Ashley Madison, on her podcast. Everyone debates what types of sponsorships they’d accept. Discussion pokes fun at the idea of gender-targeted marketing and who each podcast’s core audience really is.
  • “Ashley Madison gives adults a private, judgment-free space to explore connection. Messaging will focus on... privacy, autonomy, and discretion.” – Amy, reading the pitch ([28:34])
  • “No, not really. All that's euphemism for get on, and if you got a husband, bang away.” – Bobby ([29:02])

6. Amy’s Pattern of Defending Lunchbox ([30:56])

• The team playfully confronts Amy on her tendency to defend Lunchbox, especially when others criticize him.
  • “There’s something like he’s got something on her. Because every, every day, it’s something different.” – Bobby ([31:28])
  • Amy admits, “He does get ganged up on, but... I don’t know that I've really thought about it.” ([32:26])
  • Everyone debates whether Lunchbox deserves defending, ultimately attributing Amy's defense to her naturally big heart.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Lying for the Camera
  “That paper was way too white.” – Caitlin’s mom, after Bobby lied about a cherished childhood note ([08:13])

• On Dangerous Animal Stunts
  “Until the lions got you nose to nose, you ain’t quickly doing anything.” – Bobby ([10:12])

• On Defensive Friendships
  “You are such defender of him. That was not a defender. But it’s crazy now that you pointed out. It is. It’s...” – Bobby to Amy about defending Lunchbox ([31:04-31:08])

• On Endorsement Offers
  “Are the salespeople drunk? I would think it's like… like bail bonds.” – Eddie, guessing at Amy's weird podcast ad offers ([26:49])

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Listener Interactions & Pop Culture Chatter

• Listener Voicemail Praising Amy’s Acting (43:57):

  • “She is so genuine and so believable. Even if I didn’t know her… Amy, you absolutely killed it.”
  • Amy reveals how hard it was to “play herself” in Holiday Harmony. Bobby and Eddie share anecdotes about their own limited acting gigs—Bobby contends playing yourself is sometimes harder:
    • “I think it’s harder to play yourself than to actually get in a character.” – Bobby ([44:15])

• Thanksgiving Traditions ([46:12])

  • A listener shares about non-traditional family dinners (no turkey), sparking a talk about the symbolic vs. literal presence of turkey at Thanksgiving.

• Deep Thoughts: Trust on the Road & Future Transport ([61:05])

  • Amy introduces the term “fog line”; Bobby muses on the absurd trust we have daily in driver behavior with only painted lines as barriers, then envisions a future with self-driving cars being exponentially safer.

• Wild Engineering Tangent ([54:27])

  • The crew marvels at logistics, civil engineering, and the audacity of early engineers, from building casinos and bridges to oil rigs in the sea.

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Important Timestamps

• Discussion on lying for jobs/TV: [04:01]–[09:19]
• News segment (lion, Dave Coulier, blue pigs): [09:24]–[15:56]
• Pop culture reviews (Tuesday Reviews Day): [17:10]–[21:04]
• Hotels vs. Airbnbs debate: [21:04]–[22:50]
• "Rage bait" word of the year: [23:08]
• Electrostatic defrosting tech: [23:34]
• Ashley Madison ad controversy: [25:53]–[30:38]
• Amy’s defense of Lunchbox group therapy: [30:56]–[36:01]
• Acting discussion/voicemail: [43:57]–[46:12]
• Thanksgiving food discussion: [46:13]–[51:16]
• Amazon 30-minute delivery + logistics: [51:32]–[54:55]
• Engineering marvels / trust on the roads: [54:55]–[63:33]

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Tone & Style

• Conversational, playful banter is key; everyone pokes fun at themselves and each other.
• Candid, slightly self-deprecating honesty is common, especially in stories about career mishaps or awkward moments.
• Light but insightful social commentary runs throughout, particularly on media, consumer habits, and group dynamics.

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For First-Time Listeners

If you’re new to The Bobby Bones Show, this episode is a wide-ranging, energetic, and relatable look at the lives and personalities of its hosts. You get a mix of embarrassing personal stories, genuine life reflections, inside jokes, and sharp pop culture commentary—all in good fun.

Skip to these highlights if you’re short on time:

• Bobby's TV lie story: [06:14]–[09:19]
• Ashley Madison ad drama & group ribbing: [25:53]–[30:38]
• Thanksgiving traditions and meaning: [46:12]–[51:16]
• Front-seat friendship therapy: [30:56]–[36:01]
• Listener praise for Amy's acting: [43:57]–[46:12]

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Final Thoughts

A warm, hilarious, and sometimes revealing episode about honesty, vulnerability, and the unique relationships among the Bobby Bones Show crew. From acting confessions to awkward ad offers and someone’s habit of sticking up for the underdog, it’s a winning blend of charm and real talk.

Transcript

[Amy]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Bobby Bones]

We're gonna get some wintry weather last night cuz it was raining, but it was right on that edge of like 32, 33. I didn't so drove into work fine today. Was a little concerned. You?

[Amy]

I mean I the rain. I guess I was more concerned for people up east because what was in Nor Esther in their winter?

[Bobby Bones]

You mean you were more concerned about people in northeast part of the country than us getting to work?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, okay.

[Eddie]

Well, I looked at the radar. It did look like everything north of us was like all white and blue.

[Bobby Bones]

That's all good and stuff, but I was like, we gotta get to work tomorrow.

[Amy]

Yeah, I didn't think it was gonna affect us like that.

[Bobby Bones]

Aren't you better than me, dude?

[Amy]

No, I just had read about Aren't.

[Bobby Bones]

You smarter than me nor.

[Amy]

Nor Easter.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, let's go around the room. Amy, what do you have over there?

[Amy]

So I saw Channing Tatum and his co star Kristen Dunst. They were in the movie, y' all watched Roofman and they were talking about things they've lied about to get jobs before in the past because I guess maybe Channing's character had to like lie a lot or whatever. So anyway, he said that, yeah, he would lie about all kinds of things. The one thing in particular was when he was in that soccer movie, she's the man, he said he could play soccer and like he couldn't. So he just had to like figure it out. And then Kirsten Dunst said when she was younger and trying to audition for things, she always said yes, that she could do anything and everything. And then she landed a commercial and they needed her to ice skate and she was like, oh, shoot. So she had to figure that out. And so I didn't know if y' all ever looked to get a job.

[Bobby Bones]

It reminds me of Joey Tribbiani and friends when he says he can dance. And so he's like a Trained, like, skilled ballroom dancer in the commercial. And they're like, all right, all right. And so they're like, joey, since you have this, why don't you just take over and lead the group before we do the commercial? And he's like, doing these elementary type moves with just his hands. And then the guy comes in as the casting director. He's like, all right, let's see what you got. And, like, Joey's like, 1, 2. And they're doing these really super simple moves. And then Joey just runs out. Because, no, I don't. I don't think I really lied to get a job. I've been doing this for a long time. I probably lied on the job or.

[Amy]

Like, just said, you could do something and you figure it out later.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, well, that's everything. Yeah, I mean, I. I don't think there's anything that I can't do. Yeah, I don't know. I don't have an answer for that.

[Amy]

When I think about it. My first, like, real legit job out of college, I submitted my resume and went for the interview. And, I mean, I had friends at the company. It was a sales job, and I handed them my resume, and I put Texas A and M on there, like, bachelor's degree.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, so you just lied. You lied.

[Amy]

Yeah, but I was in the pro at that time. I was in the process of completing the last three hours, and so. And they didn't really care. They were just. The interview was just. They were going through the motions. Like, I felt like I had the job anyway. But looking back, like, I definitely acted like, even to y', all, I graduated from Texas A and M, and It was in 2008 that I came on air and was like, I'm three hours short. But guess what?

[Bobby Bones]

So I've lied, okay? I've lied on jobs. So I went and hosted the talk for a week. That was. The show wasn't the View. It was on cbs. And so I went and hosted that for a whole week. And I'm trying to remember the reason that the producer, they would call every morning and kind of walk you through what the topics were going to be. And I wasn't. Like, there was four of us, so there wasn't, like, a main host. There were all these segments, and everybody just led a segment. So it was three of the real crew, and then it was me. And I think it was like, Stephen Colbert or something. And Stephen Colbert, every time he would, like, before he'd go on stage, he would, like, say something that somebody had said to Him. I don't remember the exact thing, but they were like, is there anything like that that happened with you? Oh, I totally lied about this. Is there's anything that happened with you? And I was like, oh, yeah, actually. And my wife was next to me in the car and she knows I'm full of crap within about two words. I don't even need to finish the sentence. And he's like, is there anything that you have. Because we want you to lead this segment that you do that you've kept up with your whole life from the beginning. And I was like, yeah. Whenever I was 17 years old, I was in the Key Club and I wrote this note to myself and da, da, da, da. And I still keep it in my wallet. And anytime I do anything big, I open it up and I read it. And so even this week, every day. And he's like, would you want to open it up on the show and read it? I was like, yeah, sure, why not? And so I go into the hotel and I read and I write the note for the first time. And so I lied about the whole thing for entertainment purposes only. And so they're on order doing the bit, and I'm like, yeah, Stephen Colbert. Every time he goes on, and I'm like, so you guys have anything and have a little something. I'm like, well. And I pulled out my wallet. I said, this is a note that I've had since, you know, I've been 17 years old. Told the story behind it, opened it up, read it, and it was a moment. Everybody's like, oh, dang, that's awesome. It's so sweet. Like, it was a real moment on the show. Went off produce, like, dude, that's a great segment. Like, emotional, whatever. I got a text from Caitlin's mom and she goes, that paper was way too white.

[Amy]

Yes. It was like, wouldn't you think I would think, Like, I thought maybe you tried to like.

[Bobby Bones]

I did, I did. I tried to beat it up.

[Eddie]

She goes, it was brand new.

[Bobby Bones]

She said, caitlin's mom's like, that was way too, way too white. There's no way you just lied. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just doing it. It was this entertainment.

[Amy]

I was thinking. She was like, why is the hotel you're staying at the top of the paper?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you didn't see the paper. You just saw the back of the paper and it. But yeah, I did try to, like, make it older looking and smash it with my hand.

[Eddie]

You burned the edges of the lighter?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, all of it. But yeah, she saw it on television, hit me up immediately. But as soon as I was telling the story too, I was in the car and I was telling it. I get off the phone and Kaylan, like, that's a lie. And I was like, I'm just trying to be entertaining here. Like, they want compelling content, I'll give them compelling content. And I'm not hurting anybody by lying. It's not like I'm lying that I want to Texas A. M. That'd be fraud. Oh, this is me. This is me just providing content.

[Amy]

I mean, I did go to Texas A. M, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Sorry.

[Amy]

I just walked across the stage, got my diploma tube and it was empty because I was three hours short.

[Eddie]

But they.

[Amy]

I was enrolled in a class that I was handling and when I was.

[Bobby Bones]

A kid, I'm sure I wrote a.

[Eddie]

Note at some point.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I just didn't keep it.

[Bobby Bones]

Just didn't keep it and don't even know. I wrote it to myself. All right, good story, Good story. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

There was a 19 year old man in Brazil. He was at the zoo and he's like, man, I want to get up close with the lions. I gotta find a way into that cage. So there was an 18 foot fence. He's like, I think I can climb that. He got up over it, shimmied down a tree and got mauled to death.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

That's terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw that.

[Eddie]

It's not a good idea.

[Bobby Bones]

How old? 18.

[Lunchbox]

19.

[Bobby Bones]

So kid.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And you know, you may have said it because I know I read it. It was like somebody who loved animals. Like future conservationist to me. I was just like, that's somebody who wanted to sell people a lion, like wanted some TikTok clout because he was in the Lion's. If you're 19.

[Eddie]

But like you would just like get in there and find a way that you can quickly get out. Right? You wouldn't.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's all fun and you can quickly do anything. Until the lions got you nose to nose, you ain't quickly doing anything.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Once the lion tried to grab him, he was like, oh. He tried to go back up the tree.

[Bobby Bones]

But lion bigger fats are stronger. Once it decides it can get you. When it does, it's over. Yeah. That sucks. That's sad.

[Eddie]

I've never thought of going into a cage with an animal. Maybe the red pandas. They're pretty cute.

[Bobby Bones]

No. But I would compare it to getting close to like a bull for a selfie or a moose. And you're like, what kind of idiot does this because they get hurt or die. I'm not too good to go. If there was a really cool animal, it was kind of far away. I might get a little closer to get him in the picture. But that's how you end up getting got because you get just a little too close. Yeah. I have a little more sympathy and a bit of empathy for those people to get hurt because I possibly. I would never do the cliffs because I don't like heights. These people that get right on the edge.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Not gonna do that. But, like, I get it. There's an animal.

[Eddie]

Buffalo.

[Bobby Bones]

You're not trying to ride it. You're just kind of close. I saw a TikTok yesterday of a mating bull being let out into a field of cows. Big mating bull.

[Eddie]

You just went to town.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I didn't show him going to town, but it just showed him, like, coming off the. Off the ramp. Massive bull. And all these cows were just there. Like, I'm ready to be mated.

[Eddie]

How cool is that?

[Bobby Bones]

That's his job, though. Because I think even if you eat the best steak, eventually, just every day, every dinner, every lunch, you have filet mignon every day. Eventually, it gets old.

[Eddie]

I don't think so.

[Bobby Bones]

I think so. That bull price is another day at work.

[Eddie]

But, like, think about it. In. In the cow world, he's a celebrity. Like, he gets that. They're all waiting for him. He gets out of that trailer and like, ladies, I'm here.

[Bobby Bones]

I would say celebrity is a human construct and that animals don't have any version of that.

[Eddie]

I think that would. This would be their version.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that'd be the one.

[Eddie]

This would be their one version of it.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, Morgan.

[Morgan]

So Dave Coulier from. Did I say that right?

[Bobby Bones]

Dave Coulier.

[Amy]

Coulier, yeah.

[Morgan]

So he beat lymphoma several months ago. Well, he just revealed that he now has tongue cancer.

[Bobby Bones]

Boy, you two hit us with back to back batters.

[Eddie]

Sorry, is that Joey?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Yeah.

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

Joey from Full House.

[Amy]

Uncle.

[Eddie]

Uncle Joey.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Except they never called him Uncle Joey. He was never called Uncle Joey.

[Eddie]

It was just Joey. Right?

[Bobby Bones]

It was just Joey.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Cut it out.

[Morgan]

Yeah, so I guess he, like, went in to get another full scan for a checkup and something came through. A PET scan is what they called it. And then went back to get, like, more testing done. And he has carcinoma of the tongue, which apparently is from, like, you. Everybody kind of has hpv.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of people do. Yeah. Yeah.

[Morgan]

And so it's from apparently from. Could be from that activating several.

[Amy]

Several years later.

[Bobby Bones]

Now I think if you have a negative, I don't ever want to go negative. Negative. That's on me. Yeah. So. So if you're going to get called and let's say I go to Lunchbox, who knows? I always go to Amy first, but who knows? Do it. Or I mix it all up. If lunchbox goes with 19 year old dies by lion and I go to you. This is not a thing, Morgan, because until right now, and you're like, it's a negative. I'm going to move off you and come back to you after we get a positive. Now, Eddie, I'm going to come to you.

[Eddie]

Not a negative.

[Bobby Bones]

So a positive.

[Eddie]

I wouldn't call it a positive. Neutral, just neutral.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. As long as I just.

[Eddie]

Which would be a good transition to go from negative to positive.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go ahead.

[Eddie]

So in California, they're finding these wild pigs and these hunters are like killing them. That's negative. But whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

They.

[Eddie]

Once they start cleaning them and gutting them, they're finding out that they're blue inside. Like their flesh is neon blue. Not like a.

[Bobby Bones]

Like Avatar.

[Eddie]

Yeah, like neon blue. So scientists are saying that this, they think that this is coming from them eating.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, wow. I'm looking at it. Dude, it looks fake.

[Eddie]

Dude, it looks so fake.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy.

[Eddie]

But they say it's from them eating, like pesticides.

[Bobby Bones]

It looks radioactive. Oh, that makes sense.

[Eddie]

Like rat poison. Yeah, or eating an animal that has already ingested that pesticide.

[Bobby Bones]

It looks radioactive when you look at their guts because they're showing it. They've pulled the skin back.

[Eddie]

Look at it.

[Bobby Bones]

It's so blue. It looks fake. It looks like the Avatar creatures, which, by the way, are those even good? I love them now. So I saw Avatars. Yeah, I saw one at theaters. Put the glasses on. I was like 11. I don't know how old I was. And that movie came out, but it feels like forever ago. 2009, cast 29, same thing. And then Avatar 2 didn't come out till like yesterday.

[Eddie]

20.

[Bobby Bones]

21, I believe. Or 22. Did they make you wear the glasses in Avatar 2? No, they kind of did away with that. Okay, so that's not even. You can still watch it in 3D, but it's not really designed that same way. Avatar 3, is it out yet? Coming out at the end of this month. Was Avatar 2 worth the wait? Yes. Wow. I was a hater of one. I was like, I don't want to wear these stupid glasses. Because I already wear glasses. It's a pain to do that. I didn't really think it added much depth to it, but when I saw the second one without 3D, I was like, oh, I understand it now. Stories are really good. James Cameron is like a fantastic director. So should I. I'm not going. I'm probably not going to. Although I've been watching a lot of movies in my foot because I can't really move around a bunch of. Should I rewatch Avatar 1? Yes.

[Eddie]

What's.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a big time investment.

[Amy]

Yeah. You made us watch that way back in the day.

[Bobby Bones]

But the reason was because it was the biggest movie of all time. Yeah. And I was like, hey, let's all go. You have a few weeks. Go watch Avatar. Because it's literally a cultural phenomenon. It was the biggest movie of all time.

[Eddie]

I still have never seen it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Do you want to watch it together?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't.

[Eddie]

Not like in person. We can watch it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll be it. I'll be at Bricktops hanging out with my buddies. Yeah, I want to have brunch with my boys because two is really good. But again, that's three hours, so I probably. The next one's another three hours. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, dude, a lot of movies are two and a half now.

[Eddie]

Not three, dude. Three is a different animal.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, anyway, these pigs look like Avatar creatures. Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's pretty crazy. So the, the whatever the scientists are saying, don't. If you're a hunter, don't. Don't eat that. Although like a neon blue pork chop would be pretty cool, but you could.

[Bobby Bones]

Probably turn it blue in a safer.

[Eddie]

Way than food coloring.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. But also, you never know what's going to turn you into a superhero.

[Eddie]

Right. Like Spider Man.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So they could say like, don't because it's poisonous, but there's like a one in a million shot that poison could actually work with your body and turn you into something spectacular.

[Eddie]

Dude, imagine cleaning this animal and seeing it neon blue like that. You'd be like, what is an alien?

[Bobby Bones]

I would think that like a die pack or something.

[Eddie]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Bones]

Cuz it's so blue.

[Eddie]

But I would think like that would turn your stomach blue, not your entire body blue.

[Bobby Bones]

This is an update. We talked about this a couple days ago, but now they're going forward with the real ID and lack of it. If you go to the airport, you got to pay 45 bucks.

[Eddie]

Everyone's good here, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Starting February 1st, the Transportation Security Admission will now charge a $45 fee for passengers without a real ID and we had mentioned as being talked about. Slow roll, but February 1st, boom. Cairo 7 with the story. I have mine. Anybody not have theirs? Really? Everybody's good.

[Lunchbox]

Good, good.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Save yourself 40 bucks.

[Amy]

You know me.

[Bobby Bones]

Tuesday reviews day. Now we do know you.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's why we're asking. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Tuesday reviews day. I did mine. Amy did hers.

[Eddie]

Amy didn't have one.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. But I went to her.

[Eddie]

She kind of did, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you do. Yep. Okay. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. I finished season three of Ozark. And man, that show edge of your seat drama, just intense the whole time. You got, like, the anticipation slash knots in your stomach, like, what's going to happen. Fantastic.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's good.

[Lunchbox]

Fantastic. I give it four and a half brothers out of five.

[Bobby Bones]

It's good. And that guy is the guy that's now on hbo, Max and Task.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Bones]

He's. Yeah. Oh, that's because I know him first, that brother you're talking about. I know him first from Ozark. Okay. He's also with Kaylee Cuoco from Big bank there. I think they're married.

[Eddie]

Really? Huh.

[Bobby Bones]

Tom Pelfrey is his name. Huh?

[Eddie]

Which one is he?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, they both are the same, but he's the. He's the. The long hair. Yes. The main. Actually, the main guy that's not Mark Ruffalo.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Task of coming back, though, got renewed.

[Eddie]

Really? That's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Now for Amy, she hated.

[Eddie]

Oh, Amy didn't like it.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy got mad. I called Amy. Amy called me. She was like, I'm so mad. I said, watch your task. Got renewed. I hated that show.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's exactly what I mean.

[Lunchbox]

That's a weird phone call.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Then I was like, oh, I got to go. Morgan. Anything?

[Morgan]

Yeah, I watched two. I watched Claus, a Christmas movie. It's an animated one on Netflix. It came out a couple years ago, but somehow I missed it. And it's now up there with one of my favorite Christmas movies. It has a different storyline than most Christmas movies. I think that's why I liked it so much.

[Bobby Bones]

You say it's cartoon.

[Morgan]

Yeah, it's animated. It kind of reminds me of K Pop Demon Hunters, that kind of animated anime, if you will. And I give that one four out of five toys.

[Bobby Bones]

It is kind of. I don't know anything about anime, but it does look like that style of cartoon to me. It's. I don't know, maybe. Mike, what is that? It's not quite anime, but it kind of has that style. But to somebody who is very ignorant in that world, could you see where I would think it was the same? It's like a heightened Pixar. I don't like cartoons like that.

[Morgan]

I actually think you'd like this one. It has a different storyline with Santa.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think it's a storyline. I just don't like how they're all shaped and stuff.

[Eddie]

What do you mean? Like, Santa's different.

[Morgan]

The storyline's different.

[Eddie]

Tell us more.

[Bobby Bones]

Him and Ms. Claus go with the elves, put their keys in a bowl.

[Morgan]

And then I finished Frankenstein.

[Eddie]

You did?

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't like it? What?

[Morgan]

Hold on. I loved the story because I really like Frankenstein.

[Lunchbox]

Get her out of here.

[Morgan]

I like that they did it different. I just. There were moments I couldn't watch because it was a little bit gory or intense gore.

[Bobby Bones]

Two different things. Which did you not like?

[Morgan]

I don't like gore. So there was some moments.

[Eddie]

It's just. There's graphic when he's making them, but.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, is that what you didn't like to like when they showed, like, the.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah, that. Like the cutting of.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, like when he's making it. Okay. Hey, don't judge her. This is judgment. Now let her say it was like.

[Eddie]

Two minutes of the whole movie.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Yeah.

[Morgan]

So I had to look away during that part. And then there was also a scene with a lot of animals that I didn't like. That one was hard, but that's.

[Bobby Bones]

But that was natural selection.

[Eddie]

That's nature.

[Bobby Bones]

That's wolves. Yeah.

[Morgan]

But it was intense. So those two moments just kind of. It made me look away a few times, which made it hard to then watch the movie, but I liked the.

[Bobby Bones]

Actual struggle, I should say.

[Eddie]

Yeah. You have a problem with Lion King?

[Morgan]

Yeah, I do sometimes.

[Bobby Bones]

That tracks.

[Amy]

That tracks.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you rate that?

[Morgan]

Because I had to look away, I'd give it 3.5 out of 5 body parts.

[Bobby Bones]

I really liked that movie. It was long.

[Eddie]

So good, though.

[Bobby Bones]

I had to watch it in two parts, but, yeah, it was really good. It's on Netflix. Something else I was going to say about it. I don't like how that. Okay. I don't like how that was shot. I don't like the colors. I don't like the clothes. I don't like the clothes they wear. I like timepieces like that. And I still like the movie.

[Eddie]

It was very dark and gloomy.

[Bobby Bones]

Mm. Americans prefer. Oh, let me ask you, Amy, would you rather go stay in a hotel or an Airbnb?

[Amy]

Hmm.

[Bobby Bones]

You. You only not. Not predicting other people.

[Amy]

I'm hotel Me too.

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Amy]

I just paying attention to my patterns and I typically book hotels now. I guess I'm with a big group. We look for Airbnb. So I can go both ways. But a lean hotel, probably because, like, everything's taken care of when I have stayed at Airbnb. Departure day is a little stressful because there's a checklist. You have to get everything done on the checklist. You can't just, like, wake up and roll out. And at a hotel, I feel like I can wake up and roll out.

[Bobby Bones]

I prefer hotels over Airbnbs for a different reason. If I'm staying somewhere for, like, six nights, I don't mind an Airbnb if it's two nights. It's just too much of, like, having to get your living space livable in an Airbnb because that's the benefit of it, right?

[Lunchbox]

And you go.

[Bobby Bones]

And you gotta go grocery shopping. And if it's five, six nights, I totally get it. But I like hotels because you just go, you need something, call. You don't gotta clean up after, get out of there. But most Americans prefer hotels over Airbnbs. And I think a bit of that, too, is just through conditioning. We've done. That's what we've done for 100 years. Airbnbs are. Although they're not new. New. It's. That's a decade or in the last decade or so, you know, and you.

[Lunchbox]

Have someone to wait on you at the hotel.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, hey, something that we've been doing for our parents really didn't do Airbnbs.

[Eddie]

They didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, motels.

[Eddie]

Motels, yeah. That was the thing.

[Lunchbox]

What's the difference?

[Bobby Bones]

What is which hotels fully encapsulated inside motels. You can go in from the outside.

[Eddie]

I believe you can park right in front of your room.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. I just. I never knew the difference. Why one is called a hotel.

[Bobby Bones]

Definition. But most motels, you park outside the room and your door is able to be walked from the outside. Rage Bait is named the Oxford University Press Word of the Year. Amy, Define rage bait.

[Amy]

Oh, it's when you do something purposefully on your social media account to enrage people. And it gets you more clicks, more views, more comments, more engagement, and you. Or doing it strategically, like you're trying to be ridiculous.

[Eddie]

Baiting.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You want to rage people purposefully.

[Eddie]

Could you. Could that also move to in person?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I think you can rage bait in person.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That the impact is longer lasting if the person is rageful towards you and physically uses violence, though Rage Bait online is just some comments you can delete or go, I got some engagement. You get punched in the face. That hurts for a while. New fix for Frost. As we get into winter, researchers at Virginia Tech have developed a new method for getting ice off car windshields. Basically, it's electrostatic defrosting. They zap the ice with electricity instead of heating or applying chemicals. The electricity peeled off as much as a half of it, which is a slight voltage. So that's what they're going to create now are little shocks. And what we'll do is we'll bring it in and shock each other with a. Correct.

[Eddie]

That's exactly what I was thinking of.

[Bobby Bones]

That's how we do it. That's the good news network there. Boom. All right, let's see if I have anything else on my sheet here. For now, Eddie wants to do a boys trip.

[Eddie]

Yeah, dude. Boys trip. Scuba told me that there was a client who's interested in, like, it was weird. They wanted me to go to this town, spend the night there, go out and party, live it up, go to dinner at restaurants, and, like, and then come back and talk about it. I'm like, I don't really by myself.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, well, it's for money, though. That's fine.

[Eddie]

No, I. And I would totally do it, but I think it'd be cooler if we all went boys trip style. Like a bachelor party. We went to this town, dude, and tore it up for a whole night, and then we talk about our night.

[Bobby Bones]

I think that'd be great for you guys.

[Eddie]

No, no. You too.

[Amy]

Do you want him to go tear up?

[Bobby Bones]

When do I tear up anything?

[Eddie]

Well, you can at least do dinner and then maybe a little bit of night.

[Bobby Bones]

What if you guys do it and you. And you, like, FaceTime me in?

[Eddie]

No, that wouldn't be the same, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you want to say what town it is?

[Eddie]

Scuba, what town was it?

[Bobby Bones]

I would be in Upstate New York. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, you got the. You got the invite, too.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What was the town? It doesn't say a specific town. The client, Rochester. Doesn't say.

[Lunchbox]

It's upstate New York.

[Bobby Bones]

It says Albany. We'd leave tracks in Albany, dude.

[Lunchbox]

And it has different, like, venues that they have, and they're like, want you to go check them out. Like, yeah, dinner here, club here. Boom. Drinks.

[Bobby Bones]

You should do that with you. I don't want to boys trip. I got a foot that doesn't work. I got a pregnant wife, and it's cold. And that's just three of the 27 reasons I do like, upstate New York, though. We played shows there before.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's been. It's a really cool.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like the normal part of New York.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Hopefully we can make it.

[Bobby Bones]

That should be what they. What? They use that as our slogan.

[Eddie]

The normal part.

[Bobby Bones]

The normal part. In New York, Amy got an invite to do an ad on her podcast.

[Amy]

This is got to be a joke.

[Bobby Bones]

Scuba, did you send Amy a prank ad?

[Eddie]

No, that was a real one, actually. That was.

[Lunchbox]

I was like.

[Eddie]

That one offended me a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

And I was like, what the hell? She's gonna say no to this?

[Amy]

Yeah, I just was like, oh, I think. I think when I said something to Bobby, I was like, are sales people drunk? Like, what? What? Why would they even think. Let's pitch this to feeling things.

[Eddie]

Can we guess?

[Amy]

Yes. Guess. You won't guess it.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I already know it, but I would think it would be something like a sex toy, dildo company or something. Hey, no, by the way, funniest word ever. Just don't use it because of what it actually is. That's a funny word.

[Eddie]

I've seen people, you know, promote that on, like, Instagram.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, I'm just saying the word itself, not the actual product. Product, I would never promote. I mean, yeah, do your own thing, but for me, that's not my brand. But just a word is funny. That's what I would have guessed.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I mean, are the salespeople drunk? I would think it's like. Like bail bonds.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Amy]

I mean, that I'm.

[Eddie]

You would do bail bonds?

[Amy]

Consider.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Morgan, do you know.

[Morgan]

I don't know. I'm guessing, though. Like, male pills.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Erection pills. Like Ed. Ding, ding, ding, dong, dong, dong.

[Amy]

No, I'm not even opposed to that. I mean, I'm not saying it's a good fit, but that wouldn't make me question.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Amy]

If salespeople have ever heard of me.

[Bobby Bones]

Three categories down.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox, Swinger site.

[Bobby Bones]

Not quite. Ray. Divorce lawyer or marriage counselor.

[Amy]

Those are fine, I think, with this, too.

[Bobby Bones]

We've already had this issue with the.

[Amy]

Same company, but years ago. No, no, no.

[Bobby Bones]

And Amy was like, I'm gonna quit the show if we do this.

[Amy]

Okay. But that was you pranking me.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, I was pranking you.

[Amy]

And that was like, 2008 or something. And you. You told me that I was gonna have to. That you'd already committed, and I had to read the spots, and that's when I was like, well, then I'll quit.

[Bobby Bones]

Am I gonna quit? The show instead of doing commercials because of a spot. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

For Ashley Madison.

[Amy]

That was around the time I. I would quit, like, every other week.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, she was. You know, we all.

[Amy]

Contract was loose.

[Bobby Bones]

We all go through seasons.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's Ashley Madison again.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm surprised that there's still a company because there are so many ways on apps to hook up.

[Eddie]

Okay. This is where you. They encourage you cheating on your spouse.

[Amy]

Yeah, but not says this. This was the pitch.

[Bobby Bones]

But not everybody is on there cheating on their spouse.

[Amy]

No, no, no, not everybody.

[Bobby Bones]

You can be on there. And there are also people that are married. You just understand that's part of the game.

[Eddie]

Okay. Okay.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Amy]

So it says, Ashley Madison feeling things. Pod, Endorse voice or neither. Question mark messaging. Ashley Madison gives adults a private judgment. Free space to explore connection. Messaging will focus on the reality that navigating modern relationships can be complex. And Ashley Madison offers tools that prioritize privacy, autonomy, and discretion.

[Eddie]

So they're changing kind of their narrative a little bit, huh?

[Bobby Bones]

No, not really.

[Amy]

I thought that.

[Eddie]

Which is the verbiage.

[Bobby Bones]

All that's euphemism for get on. And if you got a husband, bang away.

[Eddie]

Okay, but what about, like, all the other apps? Like, they don't do that.

[Bobby Bones]

You can still do that. Yes. It's literally just marketing. Because, for example, what's the medicine you take when you're in your period? Midol is perfect for 100 things that even guys have, but that medicine is marketed towards women in that situation. Like, Mital helps with headaches.

[Amy]

It would help with your ankle right now.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. So they're just marketing specifically towards that. Got it. It's a bit. But yeah, you can get on any app and be married and.

[Amy]

But didn't they have. Wasn't there a leak at one point where everybody. This is not so discreet. Right?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. There was a hacker in every company. That's rough.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Well, good.

[Amy]

Well, so anyway, I just thought. I didn't know they offered her a million dollars.

[Eddie]

Dang, Amy.

[Amy]

I didn't know if it was a joke.

[Eddie]

Again, standards. At least you have them.

[Amy]

And then I thought, well, did sore losers get the offer?

[Bobby Bones]

No, because they're not.

[Lunchbox]

Because they're wanting women. They're trying to target women to go find married men. Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Or they're trying to let women know that it's okay because mostly men are already, like, probably on there.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a big sausage fest on there, I would imagine. Okay, that makes sense.

[Amy]

That makes sense.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like a club when they don't, like, monitor who's coming in, men or women? 47 dudes and four women.

[Amy]

He's making a really great point. I bet. Membership or is predominantly men. So that. Then. Then there's all these men on there with, like, very limited women to date.

[Bobby Bones]

We just said.

[Amy]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

That's like, that site's probably that in general.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

But to be fair, Lunchbox, I guess did say that first. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you.

[Eddie]

So if that's what you want.

[Bobby Bones]

But don't you think the podcast. Amy's podcast only is women. It's 93.

[Amy]

This makes sense now. Why. Yeah, okay. Because they wouldn't go to Soy Losers. Because that's predominantly.

[Eddie]

They're all dudes.

[Amy]

I mean, I'm sure they have women.

[Bobby Bones]

You are such defender of him. That was not a defender. But it's crazy now that you pointed out. It is. It's.

[Amy]

Yeah, no, I was defending him.

[Eddie]

Yeah. What is it?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, what is it?

[Amy]

I get y' all were having a conversation. I was just like, oh, that's. He's the one that brought it to light.

[Bobby Bones]

And I'm like, sort of just men. Yeah. But I bet they have women, too.

[Amy]

Well, because I guess I'm just trying to not. I would say that about 25 whistles. Y' all probably have women, too, but you would.

[Bobby Bones]

You wouldn't. Now, there's something. Eddie.

[Eddie]

There's something.

[Bobby Bones]

There's something like he's got. He's got something on her. Because it's Every. Every day, it's something different.

[Eddie]

You think that's what.

[Bobby Bones]

This is a very minor, very minor thing. But I've only started to notice it when you, like, you guys bring it up. But, yeah, it's something. I don't know what he's got on you.

[Eddie]

I mean, I have heard, like, people say, like, oh, you guys are hard on Lunchbox or whatever. But, like. So is that it? Maybe, like, you feel like you need to protect him?

[Amy]

Because people think I need to. That was not me defending him.

[Bobby Bones]

No. I think that's only, like, the hundredth time, but I think, like, yes.

[Amy]

Not the case of me yesterday was.

[Bobby Bones]

An example of him. Like, he's like. He starts coming at. He's like, I can't believe why you guys come at me. But he spent the whole first half going hard at you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

Okay. I don't.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I'm very confused on why you guys are upset because I said it first, and Amy just said that I said it first.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's not that. I think you missed what I just said.

[Amy]

They're not upset. They're just calling out again. Look at Amy.

[Eddie]

Lunchbox. Come on.

[Amy]

Protecting Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

You've noticed it.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you feel like he needs the help? Because he's not like, oh, that could be. Is that literally what it is?

[Amy]

He does get ganged up on, but.

[Bobby Bones]

He brings all the gang up on himself.

[Eddie]

Everybody gets ganged upon.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, everybody gets ganged up on. Do you think he just can't. Like, he doesn't have the capacity to defend himself, so you do it?

[Amy]

What? I don't know that I've really thought about it.

[Eddie]

Well, that's interesting. Yeah. Like, he needs the protection because.

[Bobby Bones]

But he said.

[Lunchbox]

You don't have to say what Bobby said. He already said it.

[Bobby Bones]

What you said a minute ago. In the same way. That's my point. It's like, what? What in your heart?

[Amy]

Because I was thinking about what he said and I was like, that's a really good point.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's not a really good point. That. That's obvious.

[Amy]

But I hadn't thought of that. I did. I hadn't thought of that. They had a predominantly male.

[Bobby Bones]

But also. We don't know that. We don't know that that site is predominantly male.

[Amy]

I feel like I remember when I watched the documentary about them that that was the case. I forgot, though.

[Eddie]

They did.

[Amy]

Y' all ever watch that documentary? That was pretty good.

[Bobby Bones]

You watched a docuseries on afternoon.

[Amy]

Yeah. Years ago.

[Bobby Bones]

That's why they're asking you to do commercials. And your algorithms got you now.

[Amy]

This is a long time ago.

[Bobby Bones]

Sex, lies and scandal on Netflix.

[Amy]

Oh, I thought it was Hulu. See, Maybe it moved over to Netflix.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I'm all for you. You have a big heart. You protect the less fortunate. And I think you should keep doing that.

[Eddie]

It's charitable.

[Bobby Bones]

It is very much in the Christmas season. It is completely.

[Amy]

I would have even. I know there's times I have been.

[Bobby Bones]

You never defend Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, I got a question. Is that why you defend Eddie a lot?

[Eddie]

You defend me?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't defend him. I go with him.

[Eddie]

Yeah, all the time, dude.

[Amy]

Okay. You never defended everybody. Eddie doesn't need defending.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly. Why not?

[Eddie]

Because I'm capable of it.

[Bobby Bones]

I think she just said it.

[Amy]

I bet I have stood up for.

[Bobby Bones]

You before she said it.

[Eddie]

No, you've never stood up for me.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I don't know that I said.

[Eddie]

That a few times.

[Amy]

You can't say ever.

[Eddie]

You're right.

[Amy]

Also, I did have a point.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I can stand up for myself.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I don't need anybody to stand up for me. Like, I can. I'm mentally capable to like, go.

[Amy]

So here's what. Oh, dang, it left my brain again. It came back, came back, left, came back, left me again.

[Eddie]

But Amy, do you realize here, I'm gonna give you time to think.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you realize it's a constant that.

[Eddie]

He never defends you?

[Bobby Bones]

Never. He attacks you, attacks you, and he spends time attacking everybody and then everybody goes back at him and he's like, oh, I'm the victim.

[Amy]

Okay, I understand that. Yes, I have defended him before. Sometimes totally valid, maybe sometimes not necessary. But I would have filed what happened just now under that. Okay, so I'm admitting that I've done that, but I wouldn't file that situation under that. But y' all are.

[Eddie]

You admit that you've done that a lot, right?

[Amy]

Yeah, y' all are. But y' all are filed now. Y' all are just filing anything I say.

[Bobby Bones]

But you're right. It's like if you have a red car and you're like, oh, there are red cars everywhere. Once you start to see it, you're like, oh, got it now. I see it all the time.

[Eddie]

So you admit it.

[Lunchbox]

So if I say something intelligent and she said she agrees with me, that's defending me.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't file this under, you never say anything. I think there's times where I probably internally, I'm like, oh, dang. Like, this is why I feel bad.

[Bobby Bones]

For when he attacks more than anybody else on the show.

[Amy]

People hurt people. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Why do you defend him when he attacks more than anybody else on the show?

[Amy]

I don't. I don't know. Cause sometimes I think you have a big heart.

[Bobby Bones]

We accept that.

[Amy]

Sometimes I think it. Sometimes I think it's valid. Sometimes I don't think he needs my defending, but for whatever reason, it just comes out and I'm like, make a wish. I don't know that I put it in that category.

[Bobby Bones]

I have.

[Amy]

I don't think. I'm not thinking about it.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

You're naturally a big hearted person and we like that about you.

[Amy]

I don't know that that's what I'm saying either.

[Eddie]

But you have a thing for him.

[Amy]

He's also closest to me.

[Bobby Bones]

No lunchbox is that like, anytime you get anything. He hates it. He hates it. It drives him crazy. He hates it when you get anything. Like, he's so jealous of you, he attacks You. And then it's like, Eddie does the same thing. Not really.

[Lunchbox]

When she gets something.

[Eddie]

Yeah, only the acting one, because I.

[Bobby Bones]

Want to be an actor, but I. I admire it because I don't have that capability.

[Amy]

Well, y' all are kind of hating on me for it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no. We were just asking, like, what motivates that.

[Amy]

I, I. I swear to you, I'm not. Before I speak. I'm not like, oh, think of something right now. Quick. To defend Lunchbox when I speak.

[Bobby Bones]

It just. Yeah.

[Eddie]

So it's deep inside of you.

[Amy]

I would think even charitable person, like, I don't know. I wouldn't call it charity at all.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, got it.

[Amy]

All right, well, but now I'm gonna overthink it.

[Bobby Bones]

You should do nothing. You should just keep being you. But Eddie always says crap like, I wish I could do this. We call him all the time. All the time. All the time.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's same thing.

[Eddie]

And you guys gang up on me.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, whatever.

[Amy]

Yeah, but you are like, oh, I wish I could save someone's life.

[Eddie]

And you do defend Lunchbox all the time.

[Amy]

It's not all the time. Y' all are using these.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, it wouldn't even turn to me if he didn't attack you all the time. There's no defense of you ever from him, like, literally.

[Amy]

Lunchbox, have you ever defended me?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Amy]

Have you?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Amy]

Name it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Morgan]

Name.

[Lunchbox]

I saying a blanket statement saying, I've never defended this.

[Amy]

I don't think we. I don't think we can say never about any of us.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Eddie]

I heard that in couples therapy. I know. You can't say words like that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Bobby, have you learned couples therapy?

[Eddie]

Don't say stuff, like, always and never.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't need couples therapy to put me there.

[Eddie]

Oh, really? I needed it now.

[Bobby Bones]

My wife taught me. Yeah. She got me before I even got to go there. Because, like, we don't say always and never. Yeah. So. All right.

[Amy]

So anyhoozy. Probably going to not do this endorsement.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Good for you.

[Amy]

But, hey, they just got a nice little endorsement there.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know that that's exactly what that was. It was. It was a mention.

[Amy]

Yeah, they got a mention.

[Eddie]

I do have a question about some of these, like, you know, medicines that they do commercials for. Who? Who's that?

[Bobby Bones]

For who?

[Amy]

What medicine?

[Eddie]

You know, like, there's, like, whatever a medicine commercial for hep hepatitis.

[Bobby Bones]

I would say that for people with hepatitis.

[Eddie]

So if you're watching, though, you can't buy the medicine. So you tell your doctor like, hey.

[Bobby Bones]

You have to go to your doctor.

[Amy]

They even say, like, talk to your doctor about.

[Eddie]

That's the play. You go to your doctor and be like, I saw a commercial about this.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you think about this? Yeah.

[Amy]

Last night I saw a drug that they say if you're already on an antidepressant, sometimes the antidepressant alone isn't enough. Which I'm like, okay, it's not. But take this pill in conjunction with your, you know, antidepressant, which I've been on an antidepressant before, but then it was like another pill that you take to take with it to make your antidepressant work better. And I'm like, what?

[Eddie]

That's a booster doubling down. That's a booster doubling down.

[Bobby Bones]

Sure.

[Amy]

For some people that's helpful. And I don't. I, I'm not anti those things at all. But I just thought, oh, wow, like, this just seems like a lot.

[Eddie]

Man, I never listen to those commercials. I just watch the people all happy.

[Amy]

I do. I have Peacock where I have to watch commercials. And since I've been watching all her fall, I've been seeing a lot of commercials. Yeah, I have to watch 90 seconds.

[Bobby Bones]

Probably because the most, most people who watch all her fault are women.

[Amy]

Or they. But. Or they pay more for Peacock and.

[Bobby Bones]

But they're still going to put ads though in those women based shows towards women. That's what we just literally talked about with your podcast. Yeah, most people watching that show, Lunchbox brought that up. Most people watching that show are gonna be women.

[Amy]

Don't forget who brought that up.

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[Eddie]

Thanks.

[Amy]

Bye.

[Bobby Bones]

And you can search for it on hbo. Max, Amy's Christmas Movie.

[Amy]

Well, no, it's called Holiday Harmony. Yeah. And, yeah, you just have to wait for my scene. It's in a bathroom.

[Eddie]

But, Amy, do you play yourself in that movie?

[Amy]

I am. I'm Amy Brown.

[Eddie]

Okay. So that's why she's believable.

[Bobby Bones]

Guys, it's so much harder to play yourself.

[Amy]

I had a script, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, because you're still reading lines. It's not easy to play yourself. I've played myself on multiple things. Yeah, it's just acting. It's still acting. Playing yourself is still acting. I think it's harder to play yourself than to actually get in a character.

[Amy]

Yeah, they. I do recall they had me winking in the script at her. Just like a quick wink, and then I couldn't quite get that down, so they removed the wink.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, they want you to be natural and be yourself.

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not a natural thing to do, to read lines and say things you wouldn't normally say.

[Eddie]

Can you tell a director, though? They're like, that's not really me. I wouldn't do that.

[Amy]

Yeah. Like, I can't wink.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that was not you telling them. That was them seeing it going, girl can't wink.

[Amy]

They're like, this isn't natural for her. Like, she wouldn't, like, give someone some encouragement and then do a quick wink.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah, you were good. But it is harder to play yourself, I think, than to play something else. As somebody who's had a few roles.

[Eddie]

Were you yourself in Band Slam?

[Bobby Bones]

No, but I was myself in Nashville.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But I was my. I did a few different things in Nashville, but the most. I did, like, the most lines I had with other actors was myself. And it's just awkward and weird because they're put. Nobody puts words in your mouth as yourself.

[Eddie]

That's weird. Yeah, I see that.

[Bobby Bones]

Some people like, oh, it must be easier playing yourself. No, it's actually more. It's harder.

[Eddie]

What was your character name on the script of Van Slam? Gordy. You were Gordy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Realize that.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't think. I thought about that in years. Yeah. So, yeah, shout out Amy for playing herself.

[Amy]

Well, and shout out for watching that Christmas movie, even. What, did it come out two years ago or.

[Bobby Bones]

I remember the day you got it. Everybody on the show is so happy for you.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

Everybody was thrilled. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sorry.

[Eddie]

I did watch it, though.

[Lunchbox]

I've never seen it.

[Bobby Bones]

I've never seen such jealousy from the entire room.

[Eddie]

We all kind of want to be actors in a weird way towards a.

[Bobby Bones]

Person as you guys all were toward Amy.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I'm still.

[Bobby Bones]

And I hope you're ashamed. I hope you're ashamed even years later how you guys acted.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not.

[Eddie]

I am a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

Good. That means there's been real gross.

[Lunchbox]

At least you watched it.

[Eddie]

I did watch it. And Amy, you did a great job.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

See? Good for you. That's growth.

[Eddie]

I hear the movie's actually really good.

[Bobby Bones]

Holiday harmony.

[Amy]

Holiday harmony.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, next one.

[Lunchbox]

I thought it was funny that Lunchbox had such a bad time because he didn't have no roles. I went to two different grandparents Thanksgiving dinners and neither of them had a turkey.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie was joking and like, you didn't.

[Lunchbox]

Have the turkey, but that really happened. We had ham but no turkey.

[Bobby Bones]

So luckily my mom had one at.

[Lunchbox]

Her house and we made a turkey there. So all these are weird.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think I would have really been affected by not having a turkey if we'd had a meat. I think it's weird for a second, oh, there's no turkey. But once you actually start eating, I think the turkey is just the idea of what Thanksgiving is more than actually consuming that specific meat. So I think, say, because we had Thanksgiving dinner at Caitlin's parents house in Fort Gibson, Oklahoma, so. And there was turkey, there was ham, there was some other kind of meat too. And I think I had a little turkey. But I think turkey's the symbol of Thanksgiving.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not so much about eating the turkey. If we'd have got there that have been no turkey, but the other meats, I've been like, is there any turkey? No, ham only. Oh, okay, whatever.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But it'd be weird a little bit.

[Bobby Bones]

Because the foundation of Thanksgiving in our mind is the turkey. But it's not actually about eating the turkey. It's a turkey existing and being there.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So you can have a fake turkey if that's not your thing.

[Bobby Bones]

I think after the idea of all there's no turkey. I don't think you really missed a turkey because you can do mashed potatoes and gravy and cranberry sauce and all that with ham.

[Eddie]

Okay. That'd be tough.

[Amy]

I can do it with. I can do just all the sides, no meat.

[Eddie]

It'd be like a Christmas tree, but it's like an oak tree.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's a great point. You know what I mean?

[Eddie]

Like a tree.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not. No, because an oak tree doesn't. Won't hold lights like Christmas. Like, okay. Like a fur.

[Eddie]

A mesquite tree.

[Amy]

No. Also, Christmas trees have a certain smell.

[Eddie]

I know. That's what I'm saying. Turkey's a turkey. You need that on the table.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think turkeys generally are good eating. Like, they're good with the things in it. I never thought this until I watch, like, two different people talk about how turkey really isn't that good by itself. Like, if you were to compare the meats, Turkey's, like, the least flavorful, just cooked straight ahead of all the meats, it's really better. Yeah, it's really all the ham's better, chicken's better, steaks better. Turkey's, like, the least tasty meat of, like, the big meats. It can be made good if you work hard on it. It's like Brussels sprouts. Like, Brussels sprouts by themselves with no extra frou frou bitter kind of suck. But Brussels sprouts were like salt, caramel, soy sauce. Dude.

[Eddie]

They've figured out a way to make.

[Bobby Bones]

Those taste delicious wrapped in a chicken tender. You know, all these things. Brussels sprouts definitely have a better reputation because we've been cooking them better, and they've been, like, basically, like, breeding them better, too. Taking out a lot of the bitter.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I feel like this has been a really big conversation this year, and that's.

[Bobby Bones]

Why I've been convinced, because I never thought it, but I watched a couple people talk about it, and I was like, TikTok some.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they're getting us.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's not just TikTok.

[Eddie]

They're trying to get us to not eat turkey anymore.

[Amy]

I know turkeys are loving it.

[Bobby Bones]

I just thought, well, you think turkeys are out on social media.

[Amy]

Whoever started this campaign against eating us.

[Bobby Bones]

Tucker Carlson's got a point. Go. Go.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's working.

[Bobby Bones]

I, for the first time, thought to myself, I think they have a point. Turkey is not really great. It's. It's good if cooked a specific way with specific things. But I don't think if it's missing from Thanksgiving, you miss it. Unless what you miss is that tradition of it being there. Yes.

[Morgan]

We haven't had turkey at our Thanksgiving for over seven years. My whole family does that.

[Eddie]

They do that for you, though?

[Morgan]

No, they eat ham. They've Always just eaten ham.

[Bobby Bones]

As long as there's a meat, you're good.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, ham is better than turkey, for sure. But, I mean, if there's a symbol of Thanksgiving as a turkey.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's my point. That's what I just said.

[Lunchbox]

No, that's what I'm saying. So how do you not have turkey at the turkey holiday?

[Bobby Bones]

Right. Thanksgiving is also, like, a brutal holiday. I don't even know why. Brutal.

[Eddie]

I've never heard that.

[Bobby Bones]

White man comes into land.

[Eddie]

Oh, the history of it.

[Bobby Bones]

You think white man was like, hello, indigenous people, we'd like to celebrate this with you.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. No, he gets what you're saying now. At first, he didn't.

[Eddie]

I thought you meant just like, brute. Thanksgiving today is brutal. I'm like, what's wrong?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it also is in a different way because it's universal Christmas. You don't want to go two trips within four weeks.

[Eddie]

That's what I thought you were talking about, not the history of it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, dude, I think. Thanks. Here are two things that have quite the PR team Thanksgiving, Christopher Columbus. Like, PR team's been working overdrive for our history of our lives to make. You mean go to my assistant?

[Amy]

No, we're good. We get it. No, their PR team is dying.

[Bobby Bones]

Their PR team is history books. When it was paper and you really didn't change it. You just read it without being able to do any other research. Christopher Columbus never even came to America.

[Eddie]

Never.

[Bobby Bones]

And then also, like, got to the islands and captured. Raped.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Killed. Bad dude. Bad dude. That's like, I'm talking my dog. Bad Columbus. Yeah, I hear you. It is weird. It would be weird without a turkey, but I think once that weirdness goes, I don't think you actually physically, like, go through withdrawals because, you know, you don't start twitching because your turkey's not there. Things.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, next one.

[Amy]

Hannah from Fort Wayne, Indiana, calling with a morning Corny.

[Bobby Bones]

Why isn't the chicken creative? Because he can't think outside the box. Good. Hope y' all enjoyed that one. Y' all have a great day.

[Amy]

Thanks, bye. The box.

[Bobby Bones]

That was good. Good delivery. Okay, thank you for the voicemails. Leave us one anytime. 877 77. Bobby. Another story. Amazon is testing ultra fast 30 minutes or less deliveries. I guess what's interesting to me is this is called Uber Eats. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Right. So you can Uber Eats anything, like, from store.

[Bobby Bones]

Not really, but you can do a lot. Like, you can go to Walgreens or cvs. You can get things that aren't Just from a restaurant. So this is a bit more obviously. But it's not so revolutionary that we're like. Like stuff can be at your house in 30 minutes. It's got to kind of be in the warehouse nearby and go from there.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What's crazy to me is they can overnight something from another state.

[Amy]

No, no, it does. It just. It's hard to think about.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it is.

[Lunchbox]

It is hard. Thank you.

[Eddie]

Are you being serious?

[Amy]

I understand how it happens, but it is crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

He doesn't think it happens.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I understand. It happens.

[Amy]

We're not the same crazy.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's exactly what I've said all along. It is bananas. And Amy just said it like she's on the same page.

[Amy]

I get it.

[Lunchbox]

That you can go online and see something in California at 8:00pm Central Time.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Go in there and be like, man, I want that. And it's at your doorstep by 6am it's not bananas.

[Bobby Bones]

That will not happen. That's too fast.

[Eddie]

That'd be two days.

[Bobby Bones]

That will not happen.

[Amy]

Just say the next.

[Eddie]

Calif. California.

[Amy]

Just say the next day.

[Bobby Bones]

But California. California's tough to do in a day anyway. I've ordered many things overnight from California. It's a day and a half. You may can super expensive.

[Amy]

You can pay extra and you'll get.

[Bobby Bones]

It if you go morning, though. You have to go morning to get it afternoon. You can't do what he just said 8pm for the next morning.

[Eddie]

So your example is false.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, now I'm ridiculous.

[Amy]

The exact times.

[Bobby Bones]

But. But it's like if you're overnighting a package, like FedEx, they do say they have a cutoff. It's got. Yes. To get to this point, it's got to be dropped off by this point.

[Amy]

But like, you know who is in charge of creating the logistics on all of that?

[Bobby Bones]

Mr. FedEx.

[Amy]

Like, we're going to take this from here. It's going on this truck. It's going to this plane. It's going to fly here and I.

[Bobby Bones]

Don'T know, get them on.

[Eddie]

Oh, it was a question.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It was a rhetorical. It wasn't like a real one.

[Amy]

Do a lot of it now. But before. Before and maybe not like humans do it. And then computers cross check it.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Well, I know like for FedEx, back in the day, it was like everything went to Memphis. Right. And that was the hub. And then it gets sorted and go from there.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So like, if it was from California would go to Memphis first, then get on a flight and go to Nashville.

[Amy]

Crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Not quite that easy. But, yes, Memphis was for sure the hub for business, but they had multiple hubs across the. Because they wouldn't go. If you're in San Diego, they're not hubbing it to Memphis to get it up to Portland. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

Two jobs, I think about that kind of would be in my mind. My brain would not be able to do it would be this, like, logistics on that. This sort of stuff. And people who build parking garages.

[Bobby Bones]

I think people that build buildings.

[Amy]

Engineers.

[Bobby Bones]

So the parking garages are an engineer in general. I agree. An engineer in general.

[Amy]

But parking garages, all the twists and turn and exit in which way you gotta flow and then.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but you don't think about like. Like these casinos and how tall they are and all the plumbing and how all that.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. It's the same. I'm with you in that. Like, I don't have the capacity, the capability, the education to even start understanding to how to learn. Because. Yeah, it's way.

[Amy]

What do they call that? E school, those that went to E school.

[Bobby Bones]

I never heard that engineering means. That would make sense.

[Amy]

I just remember that being a thing like, oh, the. Like. Like, oh, they were in the E school and they didn't really have much.

[Eddie]

Of a life because they were studying so hard.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Because they were gonna make a lot of money. Probably. Like, you want to make a lot of money in life, you gotta sacrifice a lot of time working on your skill to make a lot of money in life generally. And that lottery, that would be one of those. The lottery.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, lottery. But I mean, like Bobby said, the one I think about is casino. Like, how they. Every single detail that goes into those things, I'm like. I can't imagine how long they pour over that. Like, that's a good spot for electrical socket. Okay, let's put it a drape right here. Every little detail. Those things are so huge.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it's different kinds of people. So it's like the structural engineers. And then they probably have people that specialize in design.

[Eddie]

Lunchbox thinks it's Caesar. Like, all right. What are they called?

[Bobby Bones]

This is my palace.

[Amy]

What is that program called where you build a cad?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. You're teaching us stuff today.

[Amy]

Well, my friend Luke was my best friend in high school, and then I worked with him, Remember, we would talk about him on the show. Sometimes shirtless wonder. He was an engineer major, and he would build things on cad, I think is what it was called.

[Bobby Bones]

Probably A program we don't know because.

[Amy]

We'Re not an engineer. But like his brain.

[Bobby Bones]

Bridges. No, but bridges. That's. Bridges are wild.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, when they have nothing underneath them. That's the craziest.

[Eddie]

Well, no, even, like, how do you build a structure underwater that's going to be very solid?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, the craziest is with these oil rigs out in the middle of the ocean. That's crazy too, because that ain't on the ground. It's.

[Amy]

Yeah, no, it's like when you watch Landman and you see how they're like.

[Bobby Bones]

I've never watched Landman.

[Eddie]

Landman goes to the ocean.

[Amy]

No, but it's a rig. I'm talking about when they dig down. But you have to think they were creating this. Okay, Water, land. Either way, going down to the bottom.

[Bobby Bones]

I agree with you. That's most crazy. But it's not the same. Because my point was they had to build that in water and they're not.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Amy]

I agree.

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Crazy.

[Amy]

But if you think back to when they first were extracting oil from like when they didn't have things and like things in life that we have now that. Yeah, it's just crazy. They come up with the rig that does it all and they're like all out there doing it by hand themselves.

[Bobby Bones]

And what I think about in that capacity is people flying on airplanes over the Ocean in the 60s. Nope. I watch like the Beatles fly over the ocean and these old airplanes like without near the technology we have now, I don't like doing it. Now I'm in a freaking lay down seat, luxurying it up. Got my little Mai tai non alcoholic, got my TV screen on in front of me and I'm like, this feels like crap. I don't like it. Imagine in the 60s, you're basically sitting in a milk crate. Pilots up there with like car steering wheels fighting the wind over the ocean.

[Amy]

Or World War II.

[Bobby Bones]

Crazy.

[Amy]

Having to like, that's fly airplane.

[Bobby Bones]

Insane.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I'd be like, no, thanks.

[Eddie]

Those airplanes in World War II look like, like wagons.

[Bobby Bones]

What about, hey, you ever seen the 1969 space shuttle that went to the moon? Have you ever seen that thing in Houston?

[Eddie]

I've seen it.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I saw dc. Dc?

[Eddie]

No, I went to NASA. They have a thing there.

[Bobby Bones]

A thing.

[Eddie]

But they replica the lunar module because.

[Amy]

I feel like it's at the Airspace and Science Museum in D.C. at the Smithsonian, I believe.

[Bobby Bones]

Or. Yeah, one of those. I've seen it and I'm like, I'm not getting this thing. Drive to Work. They took that thing to the moon.

[Eddie]

What are you saying?

[Bobby Bones]

You know my theory on the moon. I don't fully own it.

[Lunchbox]

Please don't.

[Bobby Bones]

I do think we went to the moon, but I think they lied to us a lot about a lot of things. I think we got close to the moon or something. I think there's a. History has just shown our government has lied to us so many times and for a multitude of reasons. To convince us something or to convince our adversaries of something so that they think we're better than them, so they don't come bomb us. And so I looked at this. The Apollo 11. Yeah.

[Amy]

It's National Air and Space Museum in DC.

[Eddie]

So what was in Houston?

[Amy]

Maybe a little replica.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it was just a bug, like a Volkswagen.

[Lunchbox]

I remember. I mean, NASA and Houston was awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

There's no way. There's no way I'm getting in this thing to drive to work, much less going to space.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And that has nothing to do with. I think the government lied about a lot of stuff. Government lies to us all the time, even today, about a lot of stuff. But if you take time and you look at this thing even now online, it looks about that of if you built a tree house for your kids and you used like sheet metal and even like the switches inside of it, bro.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like. And everything's like a toy. It's cr. These guys got in this thing, and I'm like, all right. But here. The only thing that kind of gets me through this when I have these kind of existential technology crises for people in the past is in 50 years, people are going to look at what we have now and go, I can't believe they freaking got in that car that drove only on the ground and. And there was nothing except a yellow line in the middle that would keep them from hitting each other.

[Eddie]

True.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, that's very common with technology. So the only thing that keeps me from freaking the crap out about this stuff back then for those people flying over the ocean, flying to wherever they flew to in this thing to go to the moon, is that in 50 years, they're gonna do the same to us and go, could you think about that? You're on a busy road, and the only thing keeping you from dying is the trust of the person that you don't know and have never met, maybe have never laid eyes on. You have no idea their physical or mental condition. Them not crossing two yellow lines or absolutely no barrier at all. They're just drawn when you Think about it like that. That's wild. You're trusting people coming to you going 50, 60, 70 miles an hour in metal, and if they just pulled a little bit, boom, done, dead. You're trusting those two yellow drawn lines. Not a barrier, not a built barrier. You're trusting those two drawn lines are going to keep you from dying.

[Amy]

You know what the. The white line to the right of you, you know what the name of that is? The white.

[Eddie]

There's a name.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Amy's full of info today.

[Amy]

The white line. What it's called the fog line. And when it is particularly foggy out, sometimes I just try to focus on staying in the middle of my lane. And like, I look at the yellow to the right of me and look at the light and just make sure I'm in my lane. But I saw that guy. He's on Tick Tock and Instagram. He's like, you know, a dad that teaches you things.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw a commercial with him.

[Amy]

Yeah, he's on Tick Tock. A Tick Tock commercial. Because his daughter has a traumatic brain injury and they started making these videos together. Anyway, I started following him and he's got tons of dad tips, and he's like, when it's foggy out, he's like, this is what's called the fog line. This is what I want you looking at. So just make sure you're right. Because then other cars, you want to stay as far away from the middle, but not off the fog line. Because if other cars are foggy too, they have a chance of drifting in your lane and you want to be closer to the fog line.

[Bobby Bones]

If I'm in a four lane, meaning there's two yellow lines and there are dash white lines and they're going each direction. Yeah, I'm always in the far right.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Amy]

Smart.

[Bobby Bones]

Just because I always.

[Amy]

Speaking of shirtless wonder, he used to drive that way, too.

[Bobby Bones]

It's just like I'm not. I'm not giving anybody a chance to drift or trust the yellow line to not kill me. Yeah, the yellow line thing, I think about it a lot. Like, we're. Because our society has told us. Oh, the yellow lines. Everybody stay on the side. I don't know you. I never met you. You might be drunk. You might be stupid. You may not have a license. You might. And I'm trusting you not to cross, not. Not to break those yellow lines, which is no barrier at all except, well, in our mind and it's drawn and not to kill us.

[Lunchbox]

That is kind of crazy. It's Crazy. That little hill line stops everything.

[Amy]

Do you think in the future they're going to have some sort of like force field?

[Bobby Bones]

I think in the future we're going to have cars that move us around. It's going to be so much safer. It's going to be 87, 89% safer than now. And there are accidents that are happening now, but there are so many more accidents per capita on humans that are making bad decisions than the autonomous cars. So I watched a funny TikTok where these really old guys, they're with their granddaughter and she, they were like, well, we're gonna go and get some ice cream or whatever old people do. I don't know. And she's like, okay, I'll call an Uber. And so the car pulls up and they get in the back, she gets in the front. And it's one of the autonomous cars. They'd never been in one before. And they're like, well, where's the driver? And she's like, no, no. They're like, oh my God. Oh my God. It was hilarious to watch. I've never been in one of those. I think I'd be fine with it. But if it was all that, there would still be accidents, but it would be. Be far less.

[Eddie]

If they're all like that, I'm cool.

[Bobby Bones]

But they're all not going to be like that at once.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

And most of the accidents are going to be human error hitting them more so than them hitting other things.

[Eddie]

Except I did see one stuck in intersection one time. Going back.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, they're always going to be problems. Always going to be problems.

[Eddie]

Glitch.

[Bobby Bones]

But think about the human glitches. How many humans have you seen stuck in that middle going, oh God. I mean, to pull up. I see that every day out here.

[Eddie]

I've done that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I saw a video online of a Waymo, the one of the driverless ones. There was a police standoff in la and they had it like blocked. Like they around surrounded this building. Here comes the Waymo. Just driving through because there's no way to stop it.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw a funny video at an airport. You know those little carts they drive, they have all the bags and so they were going to drive in. The cart was kind of out of control and so it was just doing really aggressive spins and they couldn't stop it because they're like, oh God. And there's like eight people around it and it's really close to the plane, but it's.

[Eddie]

Somebody was driving it or.

[Bobby Bones]

No, there's no they're automated. No, it was automated, but it was like the gas pedal was stuck.

[Eddie]

Oh, got it.

[Bobby Bones]

And it was fully turned, so it was just doing donuts. And they could not get to it because it was moving so fast. They were going to get hit. But it was right next to an airplane. And you're talking about, you know, $100 million airplane, this little car, and. And, like, eight people were like, I don't know what to do because somebody's got to try to jump on this thing. But it was moving a little too fast. And then out of nowhere, you see some dude in another one of those cars drive up and just nail the car and stop it. Wow. It was awesome. Like, the one guy that had the foresight to go, okay, I know in a real situation, I wouldn't want to damage this car, but we also can't let this car damage this plane or anybody get hurt. And so he just comes hauling butt in a similar car and just nails the one that's spinning, knocks it out of its cycle that it's in. It was good. All right, we're done. Thank you, guys. We will see you tomorrow. Hope you guys have a great rest of the day. I have an episode of the Bobby Cast up today with Maury Povich, the very famous TV talk show host way back in the day, who would be like, you're the father. You're not the father. We also talked about. He, like, covered MLK speech. He covered Watergate. It's great. I really enjoy talking with him and how he ended up being a big daytime talk show host. And also WWE wrestler Chelsea Green is on as well. We do two there. Amy, your episode.

[Amy]

It is. Yeah. The Feeling Things podcast with Amy and Kat, and today we're talking about how friendships and relationships, they're inconvenient and, like, what that means.

[Bobby Bones]

Amen.

[Eddie]

They are.

[Amy]

So it's looking for them. The title is the Inconvenient Truth About Friendships.

[Bobby Bones]

Amen. Not a single person texting me to come to their house.

[Eddie]

Oh, come on, dude. We didn't see because it had been.

[Bobby Bones]

Because we didn't see it because it had been inconvenient.

[Eddie]

No, that's not true.

[Bobby Bones]

I lost all heat. I'm freaking freezing.

[Eddie]

We would have dropped everything.

[Bobby Bones]

We were doing 20 degrees in my house, and only one person texted me.

[Amy]

It has gone down.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Every time he tells the story.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Because the later it got at night, the darker it was, the temperature kept dropping.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Next thing you know, my teeth are actually. I got some cracks. I'M jittering so much last night. All right, thank you, guys. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody.

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[Bobby Bones]

Ah, there.

[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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