TUES PT 2: Bobby Messed Up Yesterday + Man Fired For Offensive Halloween Costumes + Who’s Going To The Work Halloween Party? + Child Support for Animals?!

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – October 28, 2025 | Episode: TUES PT 2: Bobby Messed Up Yesterday + Man Fired For Offensive Halloween Costumes + Who’s Going To The Work Halloween Party? + Child Support for Animals?!

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Overview

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show is a lively mix of everyday life updates, workplace shenanigans, Halloween party debates, and quirky news stories. The crew—Bobby, Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, and Morgan—dishes on personal sleep woes, debates over controversial costumes, the politics of work parties, bizarre break-ins, national security (with a [possibly] tongue-in-cheek “Russian babes” warning), and the wacky world of divorce court "pet support." Throughout, the show maintains its signature blend of humor, authenticity, and a dash of absurdity.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Daily Life Recaps & Sleep Struggles

• Amy shares her mundane, rainy-day Monday: work, son’s tutoring, and white chicken chili soup (03:07–04:50).
  • “It was rainy and blah… tutoring, ate soup, and made us go to bed early.” – Amy (05:11)
• Bobby details his rough day, packed with show duties, podcasts, and back-to-back accidental naps, which left him unable to sleep at night (05:30–08:45).
  • “I took two naps yesterday, kind of inadvertently. And so then, of course, I’m not sleeping last night… all because I took two naps like an idiot.” – Bobby (07:58)
• Discussion about the unintended consequences of power naps, and Bobby’s conflicted use of Xanax to manage anxiety and insomnia (09:05–11:00).
  • “With any medicine that you take… you got to give something back.” – Bobby (10:00)

2. Hypotheticals: If You Could… Commit One Crime or Try Any Drug

• The crew riffs on an imaginary scenario: you get a “pass” to do any drug or commit any crime once, without consequences (11:18–14:54).
  • “I’d do heroin in a heartbeat.” – Bobby, joking in the context of the hypothetical (11:30)
  • “What crime would you want to do?” – Lunchbox (11:52)
• Lunchtime banter on which drugs or crimes they’d try, if they could avoid addiction or punishment.

3. Controversial Halloween Costumes and Workplace Fallout

• Jaeger Bomber Incident: A man is fired for dressing as a ‘Jaeger Bomber’—combining an offensive terrorist visual with alcohol brands (16:10–19:16).
  • “It’s a funny idea, the Jaeger bomber… but yeah, he’s in like a suicide vest…” – Bobby (17:09)
• The show debates the lines between humor, offense, and workplace appropriateness, and discuss broader implications of costume choices.
• Discussion segues into the station’s upcoming Halloween party—who’s attending, the pressure to wear costumes, and the awkwardness of office parties (19:59–20:51).

4. Candy, Cartoons, and Comforter Preferences

• A lighthearted segment on hotel stays: Lunchbox prefers a thin blanket, while Bobby can’t sleep without a heavy comforter (21:54–22:54).

5. Lunchbox’s Alumni Tales and Bad Luck Streak

• Lunchbox attended a UTSA alumni event but found it anticlimactic (athletes and coaches were missing), and shared being featured—headlessly—on a tile mural (24:49–29:16).
  • “It’s just my arm and, like, chest. And then they cut off my head.” – Lunchbox (26:49)
• Bobby and Eddie roast Lunchbox about his pattern of getting cut out or passed over for recognition.
• Lunchbox ponders if he’s the “unluckiest person on the planet” (28:31).

6. Would You Trade Your Kid for Fame?

• In a humorous (but slightly dark) hypothetical, Bobby asks Lunchbox if he’d trade one of his kids for celebrity status (30:41–32:37).
  • “It’d probably be my youngest because I know him the least.” – Lunchbox, tongue-in-cheek (32:39)

7. Cybersecurity: The “Russian Babe” Threat

• Amy’s Story: She warns tech workers that “Russia and China are deploying their finest babes” to seduce and steal secrets—a “honeypot” scenario (33:34–35:33, 41:35).
  • “Just a heads up if a very attractive woman, possibly from Russia or China, is suddenly interested in you, she’s been deployed…” – Amy (34:05)
• The team debates if this is real or just a plot for a spy show, and Bobby clarifies what a “honeypot” is.

8. Weird Crimes and Viral Stories

• Break-in Gone Wild: Lunchbox reports on a couple robbing a restaurant, stealing liquor, and having sex by the Instagram mural (40:17–41:17).
• Bathroom Pranks: Bobby brings up a viral story about syringes taped to a Walmart toilet seat (60:01–61:33).

9. Fitness Trends & Uni Watch

• Morgan covers the “quadrobics” trend—people exercising/bear-crawling on all fours for fitness (41:58, 44:36–45:40).
• The group reviews odd recent football uniforms (Miami camo, Steelers bumblebee stripes) and debates aesthetics (46:24–49:26).

10. Child Support… for Pets

• Bobby: A divorcee now pays $240/quarter for his ex’s two cats as ‘child support’ (54:50–56:06).
  • “As part of a divorce agreement…has to pay $240 every three months as child support for their two cats.” – Bobby (54:50)
• Amy explains how divorce courts can itemize almost anything in settlements (55:00–56:21).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Accidental Napping:
  “I took two naps yesterday, kind of inadvertently… it’s all because I took two naps like an idiot.” – Bobby (07:58)

• On Drugs/Celebrity Crime:
  “Wouldn’t that be good if you had like a pass… take any drug one time and you wouldn’t be addicted to it?” – Bobby (11:20)

• On Office Parties:
  “If you’re already here, here’s a brief something you can do while you’re already here.” – Bobby, on avoiding the company Halloween party (20:20)

• On Halloween Missteps:
  “An Amarillo man is now without a job after being fired for showing up to the company Halloween party dressed as a terrorist… the whole point of the joke is that I’m a Jaeger bomb.” – Bobby (18:11)

• On Bad Luck:
  “Bobby might be the luckiest person on the planet… I might be the most unlucky person on the planet… has to balance out the earth!” – Lunchbox (28:31)

• On Pet Child Support:
  “The cats should have the same lifestyle they had when everybody was living together.” – Amy, tongue-in-cheek about pet alimony (55:08)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Opening & Weekend Recaps: 03:07–09:00
• Drugs/Crime Hypotheticals: 11:18–14:54
• Jaeger Bomber Costume Story: 16:10–19:16
• Work Halloween Party Debate: 19:59–20:51
• Hotel & Blanket Preferences: 21:54–22:54
• Lunchbox’s Mural & Bad Luck: 24:49–29:16
• Would You Trade a Kid for Fame?: 30:41–32:37
• Cybersecurity/Russian Babes Story: 33:34–35:33, 41:35
• Quirky Break-in: 40:17–41:17
• Fitness Trend (Quadrobics): 44:36–45:40
• Uniform/Football Aesthetic Debate: 45:22–49:26
• Pet Child Support: 54:50–56:21
• Toilet/Syringe Prank: 60:01–61:33

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Tone & Style

The crew’s camaraderie is strong, blending playful ribbing (especially when discussing Lunchbox’s bad luck), self-deprecating humor, and honest life talk. There’s a healthy amount of sarcasm, especially in topical debates (costume controversies, national security, wild news stories), balanced by genuine moments (struggles with sleep, career frustrations, the realities of divorce).

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Final Thoughts

For listeners who missed the show, this episode captures the “real life meets ridiculous” charm of The Bobby Bones Show. It’s a blend of modern workplace drama, family humor, and offbeat news—a perfect lunchtime or commute listen for fans of relatable, quick-witted radio banter.

Transcript

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[Lunchbox]

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[Eddie]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

Listen to Viva Betty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What'd you do yesterday?

[Amy]

Why did I do. I don't know. Nothing. I mean, just besides work. And it's my podcast day.

[Lunchbox]

That's.

[Amy]

I feel like I work most of the day. And then my son had tutoring, and then I made soup.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have the same old guy that's tutoring that you like?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That's cool.

[Amy]

Yeah, but that's my. My Mondays are pretty structured.

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of soup do you make?

[Amy]

White chicken chili soup. It's really good.

[Eddie]

Why is it white?

[Amy]

Because you add cream cheese.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I couldn't have it then.

[Amy]

Oh, I used. My son. Can't either. So I used a, like, Kite Hill. So it's like a almond.

[Bobby Bones]

I could have it then.

[Amy]

Base. Yeah, because he doesn't do well.

[Bobby Bones]

White cheese. Yeah.

[Amy]

Because it's like a cream cheese alternative.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you want?

[Eddie]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Bones]

What kind of cheese do you want?

[Amy]

He wants a brown chicken chilies.

[Eddie]

That wouldn't be bad.

[Amy]

He's brown.

[Eddie]

I need a brownish cheese, though. I don't know if they make that one.

[Amy]

I mean, you could just omit the cream cheese part and the soup will be brown.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay.

[Amy]

Because it's like. But it's. Oh, you like this, Eddie? It's poblano peppers, jalapenos, onions. See a garlic.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you did that to yourself.

[Eddie]

You see what I'm talking about?

[Bobby Bones]

You did that to yourself because you brought up the fact that it's white. So then she goes, I'll meet you and say the things that would be appealing to you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Or synonymous with the Hispanic culture.

[Amy]

And then it calls for, like, any white bean. Like, any type of white bean. But you could do too much. You could do pinto beans if you want. Like, whatever.

[Eddie]

But it's just like when you said a white soup, I'm like, what makes it a white soup?

[Amy]

That just.

[Eddie]

No, no, I got the answer.

[Bobby Bones]

The Caucasian rice and the white lady making it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And it's from a white lady's website, so.

[Eddie]

That'S funny.

[Amy]

Yeah. But. Yeah, So I don't know. I mean, it was rainy and blah. So.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That's why I wonder what you did. What'd you do last night? Eat soup?

[Amy]

Tutoring? Ate soup. Oh, I started because the. What. What's that show called?

[Eddie]

The.

[Bobby Bones]

We don't know what you're talking about.

[Amy]

I know it came back on Netflix that every. With nobody wants this.

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody wants this. Oh, my wife's watching that.

[Amy]

Season two.

[Bobby Bones]

She's binging that.

[Amy]

So I started that back and then I made us go to bed early. Everybody like. Everybody early.

[Bobby Bones]

Like you're in control.

[Amy]

Yeah, because we just needed the rest. I could tell.

[Bobby Bones]

And by we, me and the kids just. Everybody goes to bed.

[Amy]

Yeah, we all go to bed.

[Bobby Bones]

I messed up yesterday.

[Lunchbox]

Why?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no, no, not like that. Because sometimes I mess up like that sometimes too. I went home and so I worked and then we did our show, 25 whistles. So Mondays, I hate to say, are exhausting. They're not exhausting, but they're full. They're energy depleting. Because not only do we do this show, then we do the hour podcast after. Then we do 25 whistles. And then I have therapy right after we leave here. And so it's all scheduled pretty tight. I went home and I made the decision. I'm gonna sit on the couch for 15 to 20 minutes instead of eat lunch. It's the only time I had before I had therapy. And so I sat on the couch and I fell asleep and I woke up with just enough time to get to therapy. I was out of my mind, though. Like, I just couldn't connect my thoughts. One of those where you wake up and you're worse. You wish you wouldn't have gone to sleep. Like you wake up mid cycle. And so I go to therapy. So I'd already taken like one 15 minute nap accidentally. And I got home and I was just whooped. And so I laid down for a second. My wife was just hanging out. She's very, you know, pregnant. So she's doing much. Just hanging out at the house for the most part. But she had been out looking for furniture for building a new studio. So she had been out doing that for me. So I think she was. I guess because I don't see her in the morning, I just feel like she just sits on the couch. I don't think she does. I think she does a bunch of crap in the day, now that I think about it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's normal, though. I feel like my wife does the same.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's kind of unfair. Me to be like, well, she was doing crap because when I got Home. She had been out all day looking for furniture for the studio. But I just assumed since she was home when I got home, she'd only been home all day. That one's on me. So I got home and I laid down for a second after therapy and I fell asleep again. I took two naps yesterday, kind of inadvertently. And so then of course, I'm not sleeping last night. So I eat dinner at like 4, which is stupid. Throws me off. And then.

[Amy]

When do you Normally eat it?

[Bobby Bones]

5:30.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

So then all I'm looking forward to now is the football game. I just need something. And I'm reading this book called I think the Sum of Us. And I read a little bit of it, but I start to get sleepy again and I really. If I fall asleep before like 8:30, it's considered a nap. And I wake up way too early and I can't do three naps in a day. I'll never go to sleep then. And so I start to get sleepy. I'm waiting for the game. So I bet some money on the Chiefs and the Commanders last night, and I watched that game. And then Arkansas played at 8:30 basketball, but it was an exhibition game.

[Amy]

Another one?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, in Memphis. And so I watched that until late. I listened to a podcast and it falls until like midnight, but it's all because I took two naps like an idiot.

[Eddie]

Messed you up.

[Bobby Bones]

Wasn't even like anything that kept me awake. I just made some bad decisions. And so I'm a little. A little tired today, but I'm fine. So I'll go home today and take a nap, keep the cycle going. No, I don't take many naps, but when I do, they mess me up. I did a podcast the other day and I'm doing the podcast, I'm talking to the person, and I'm just not connecting. And I realized it was because I fell asleep on the couch for like 15, 20 minutes. We finish, and it's one of those. And Mike and I definitely have our little system down. I was like, dude, I'll like, protect me from myself in the edit. Because at their time, I don't even know what I'm talking about half the time. You get like that where you go to sleep and you feel worse if you don't get enough sleep.

[Amy]

Yeah. I mean, sometimes if I don't get good sleep at night, I don't nap though.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. I might once every three weeks. Unless I accidentally fall asleep.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But when I do that, I remember the thought of, oh, I'LL just take a little nap and I'll feel better when I wake up. I never feel better when I wake up. If I'm going to get a nap, it's like three hours.

[Amy]

Yeah, like power naps don't work for you.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I started taking Xanax a little bit to sleep because I. Not even for this, but like just like some weird anxiety stuff. And I don't really like to take it because I have this fear of being addicted to anything ever. It's not even just that, but you don't get into the deep sleep. It helps you relax and fall asleep, but you don't get into the deepest sleep.

[Amy]

You don't. That's when I feel like I do though. I'm sort of jealous. I haven't taken it in a long time, but that's when I would feel the most refreshed, when I would wake up. If I was able to take that and sleep, like I would feel so good the next day.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel refreshed too. But after a couple days you're not getting. It may be REM sleep.

[Amy]

Yeah, I mean I'm sure it's disrupting something. You don't realize, but something about me just feels so good. But then, yeah, I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

And then my brain doesn't work as well. Like my recall is bad. With any medicine that you take, any medication you take to get something, you got to give something back.

[Amy]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Like there's always, you can use the word side effect, but there's always something you're having to give if you're going to get and don't really like it. I wish it made me feel good. Like anything. Like people be like, party on Xanax on tv. It doesn't do anything to me.

[Eddie]

You want a drug that makes you feel good?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I'm sure I can find, sure I could find those.

[Amy]

But relaxing feels good, right? Because it relaxes you.

[Bobby Bones]

It just slows my heart down. I don't even feel relaxed by it.

[Amy]

But you're able to sleep.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm able to, yeah, a little bit. I still wake up middle of the night. Okay, but. And I only ever take it if I've like fought for a long time and I've been fighting it. Like I would just lay there and then I'll do check ins on myself and like I already been laying here for probably. I don't look at the clock but I'm like, okay, I feel like this has been like 15, 20 minutes. All right, then I'll do it again. And if I'm like three check ins in, I'll just take something. But I went like a year and a half and I've taken like three or four times over the past month or so. I don't like it. I kind of have shame with it. But it's also, I shouldn't have shame with medicine if I'm using it for the right reason. But yeah, there's, there's a give back, man. Like if I take it, my brain is not as good the next day with like recall and quickness. So I think, I think heroin's the next step.

[Eddie]

Might as well.

[Bobby Bones]

Wouldn't that be good if you had like a pass? Take any drug one time and you wouldn't be addicted to it.

[Amy]

Which one would I choose?

[Bobby Bones]

But wouldn't that be cool? Like, because I would, I would, everyone. I'd do heroin in a heartbeat.

[Amy]

Okay. But you're not ever gonna want to try it because that's the problem. You try to chase it.

[Bobby Bones]

There is that. There's not that problem.

[Amy]

Yes, there's not that problem.

[Bobby Bones]

Right.

[Amy]

You're gonna be like, cool, I tried it.

[Bobby Bones]

Or you could do any crime once. Oh.

[Eddie]

But it didn't really happen. No.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you get to use your pass.

[Amy]

Like what crime would you want to do?

[Lunchbox]

Rob a bank, get rich.

[Bobby Bones]

But you don't go to jail. Now all the risks are there. You rob a bank and you go on, you're like, get on the floor. If you get shot by somebody in there, you die. You're not. You don't have a force field around you, but you get to do any crime. And in life, everybody gets one turn in a pass for their whole life. Like, what crime would you do? And you may not get away with it. So it's not even that you get to successfully commit the crime, but if you get caught doing it, you. I'm going to use my pass.

[Eddie]

I don't see the fun in this game. It's just sounds like real life, I.

[Amy]

Don'T want to commit.

[Eddie]

You can go do it, but you might get shot or you might get.

[Amy]

Arrested, but there's nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

The difference is if you get caught, not shot, you don't go to jail. Let's say you're doing like some money crime or you don't pay your taxes or whatever and you're like, they're like, up. We are going to take you into jail for tax evasion. Oh, not so fast, my friend. Here's my pass. Oh, got it.

[Amy]

Okay, fine. Tax evasion.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. Okay.

[Eddie]

That would Be yours.

[Bobby Bones]

That'd be an easy.

[Amy]

I don't. I don't have the desire to go commit. Commit a crime.

[Bobby Bones]

Somebody you hate.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[Lunchbox]

Murder.

[Eddie]

But do they have to really die? Because.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, everything's real. The only thing that you have in your life, you get one pass to turn in at any point to get you out of a crime, to get you out of trouble.

[Eddie]

I can't kill anyone.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know.

[Lunchbox]

So what about money laundering? It's that way you're not getting shot, but you're just skimming off the top. Taking from the company.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You got to actually do it. You don't get a free pass to do it. You get to figure it all out yourself. You. It's just if you do it and you get caught, like robbing a bank, any of us could do today, we could walk in, rob a bank. Maybe we get out with the money, maybe we don't. What I do is I rob the bank. I hide in a hole, right? Because if I. Your bike. If I find a hole, they ain't finding me. So that would be interesting, Right?

[Eddie]

So if you get caught, do you, like, say you rob a bank? You get caught. Go ahead. Not so fast, my friend. Who's my past. Do I get to keep the money?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no. You have to get money back. But if you have the money and you're already home, I think if you get caught with the money before you get home, there's like a free.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yellow. That when you get home, and then you get to keep it. If they catch you with the money, like, on the way out, you got to get. Anyway, what drug would you use?

[Eddie]

Questions?

[Amy]

Yeah, I was thinking about that. I mean, people do say heroin, but that just seems so scary. Anyways, I don't really want to.

[Bobby Bones]

You're not gonna get addicted.

[Amy]

I know, but just. It just seems not. I guess maybe I do LSD or something.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Acid.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like, though, that that's. I would have, like, just bad. A bad trip. I'd get, like, a green unicorn peeing all over me or something. I'm like, stop. Like, that's where. Like, it wouldn't be, like, a good trip.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But I hear you. I think that I would just like to relax.

[Eddie]

They say ecstasy is cool.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. I don't need a boner.

[Eddie]

Oh, is that what that is?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I mean, it's like, you feel good? You're like, oh, boner.

[Eddie]

I didn't know it was about boner.

[Amy]

I think that That's.

[Bobby Bones]

Isn't it like ecstasies, like you want to touch and you're all like.

[Eddie]

Makes you feel like you want to, like. So my couple experiences I've had. I guess it depends on your chemical makeup. But for me, I got like an innie. Like, I felt like I wanted to, but for some reason it was like not doing anything.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but you felt like that.

[Eddie]

You felt like, oh, you feel like you want to ride all day long.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. It feels amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Okay. Yeah, thanks for that. We're having an adult conversation. Now we know more if you want to score some.

[Lunchbox]

I could find some.

[Bobby Bones]

I tell you, a good show would be Bobby Takes Drugs. Yeah, it'd be so much fun. I've often thought about. That's the documentary that. Because I haven't taken anything and I take. I can't do the show. I'm not going to do the show. So everybody just understand. I'm kidding. This is kidding. But I do think that this would be a very interesting documentary and I think I could sell it if I just wanted to do it. But I'm not going to do it. So everybody's gonna message me in my DMs, going, you're being irresponsible. I say this in a joking manner because I'm not going to do it. But I do think it would be interesting. Someone that's never taken anything, watching them experience everything, I think that would be amazing. I think to watch me smoke weed, that'd be crazy to watch. No, no, not. First have a beer. Couple beers. See how it works? And it's slowly, the latter never had a beer. So I have a beer. Then I do Jager bombs. I saw a Halloween costume. The Audi got fired. The Jaeger bomber.

[Eddie]

Jaeger bomber.

[Amy]

He got fired.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he got him fired from his job. He was dressed up as, let's say, Osama bin Laden.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

It really wasn't Osama bin Laden, but to me, visually, it looked. He had the long beard and then he had. It looked like, you know, when they.

[Amy]

This.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But it was all Red Bulls and Jaeger and that he was wearing as a Halloween costume.

[Amy]

Wait, that got him fired?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Did he wear that at work?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

He just posted it.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know where he was.

[Amy]

Is that one of those things where they're, like, looking to let him go?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know, but I think there was some insensitivity with.

[Amy]

Oh. Because he didn't normally look correct. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And listen, I can also Go.

[Amy]

He should have just stayed himself and put the. Well, no, I don't love the costume anyway. But I didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's funny. The Jaeger bomber. That's a funny idea.

[Amy]

Like Jaeger.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's what it's called.

[Amy]

I mean, it's the drink.

[Bobby Bones]

And he was. Mike, do you see it? He's in, like a suicide vest and it's.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's bad.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he's the Jaeger Bomber.

[Eddie]

Do that with your friends, right? Just don't post pictures.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, if you do that, you got to post pictures.

[Eddie]

That's what it's all about. Yeah, I did wonder about that though, because my. Because last year I was like, I just wore a hoodie and I painted my face white. It was like glow in the dark and with blood. And my son is like, dad, are you gonna do the white face again? And I was like, ooh, that sounds weird.

[Bobby Bones]

You can do whiteface. Cause white people weren't heavily oppressed in this country for hundreds of years.

[Amy]

But also, I don't think you're doing.

[Lunchbox]

Like, a white guy.

[Amy]

A white guy. You're doing, like, stark white, like, clown face.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

Scary.

[Eddie]

It's just the way my son said it is. Like, are you gonna do whiteface again?

[Bobby Bones]

You weren't me, right? Right.

[Eddie]

No, I wasn't.

[Amy]

You weren't trying to be a white person?

[Bobby Bones]

Could be.

[Eddie]

Still, I don't know. I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that.

[Bobby Bones]

Here we go. That fears the story. Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Is it bad?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it gives more context to the headline that I saw. Amarillo, Texas, man fired from job for offensive costume at company party.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I can't do that.

[Bobby Bones]

An Amarillo man is now without a job after being fired by his manager for showing up to the company Halloween party dressed as a terrorist. Anthony Bianchi says his costume is meant to be funny and harmless, but as soon as he arrived at the party, most people in attendance were upset and uncomfortable. The. The whole thing is an unfortunate misunderstanding. The whole point of the joke is that I'm a Jaeger bomb.

[Eddie]

That's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not even part of the world. I'm an Italian raised guy from Texas. I thought people I worked with are fun and cool, but I guess they're far from it. Looks like I learned my lesson, says Mr. Biaggi. The company he worked for released a statement saying the business has no place for offensive or appropriate behavior. They also claim this wasn't his first run in with hr. Last year, he allegedly asked a female employee if he could sample some of her milk. Okay.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

There's some stuff from behind.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah. This isn't the first offense because I.

[Eddie]

Was going to ask you if like he asked you for a job, would you. And you know, you knew that this what he got fired for.

[Bobby Bones]

That's all he got fired for. And he was actually a good employee otherwise. Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I think though, if you do it at work, even if the people agree there are HR regulations they have to follow or they get fired.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I think even the people that fired him probably thought this is a novel costume that possibly makes me laugh. But if I don't do something about it and it gets reported because there's a picture up, I could be fired. So I think that's probably what ended up getting him. Don't do things at work that could get you in trouble.

[Amy]

And he's obviously done things other people were uncomfortable. And then if he's asked somebody to sample their milk, that's uncomfortable.

[Eddie]

This guy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, this guy's right.

[Amy]

And those are just the ones that have been reported.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

We have a company Halloween party here on Friday, I've been told.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, at lunchtime. Are you guys going?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think I'll be attending.

[Eddie]

The costumes are strongly recommended.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Tell me more about the party.

[Eddie]

Food, drinks, costumes, Halloween themed. Should be fun.

[Lunchbox]

But isn't it?

[Bobby Bones]

If you're already here, here's a brief something you can do while you're already here.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I mean, I think we're all gonna be. Well, sometimes we're around at noon.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, on Friday, not really around at noon.

[Eddie]

Right. You're right. Friday, not so much. I don't know, but the food sounds good.

[Bobby Bones]

Are they gonna have real food or is it just like the fingers food? Morgan, do you know the fingers food?

[Amy]

I did get the invite.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not going though. Do you have to RSVP to this?

[Amy]

Yeah, you typically have to RSVP to all the work stuff just so they.

[Bobby Bones]

Have a headcount and they know how.

[Eddie]

Much food to get.

[Amy]

How much fingers food.

[Eddie]

Guys, you know what I found in the kitchen?

[Bobby Bones]

Fingers food.

[Eddie]

No.

[Amy]

Fingers are fingers food.

[Eddie]

It's finger food.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Lunchbox]

You didn't know.

[Amy]

Fingers.

[Eddie]

Okay, I found a cabinet that I opened. Cause I was looking for paper plates.

[Bobby Bones]

Full of liquor here.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Wine bottles, whiskey, vodka, tequila, you name it, it was all in there.

[Amy]

That doesn't surprise me. It's pretty awesome for the parties, I guess.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you take it home?

[Eddie]

No, no, no, no.

[Amy]

Remember when they used to have beer Cart Friday.

[Eddie]

Yeah, we never partook in that. Cuz it was always like a 4 o' clock on a Friday.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know, but do they still do that?

[Eddie]

I don't know. There were beers in there too.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think there's many people that work here. Like the cart stops.

[Lunchbox]

Three.

[Bobby Bones]

Three desks.

[Amy]

I just saw a lot of people in the boardroom.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but sometimes they rent out.

[Amy]

No, no, no, it was our people. It was legit. I heart people.

[Eddie]

How many people were in there?

[Amy]

I don't know, I didn't count, but maybe 10.

[Eddie]

That's probably it. That's the whole office right there.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the whole office.

[Eddie]

That's all of us.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. How was your hotel in San Antonio last night?

[Lunchbox]

Oh man, it was great. It was nice and cool. I mean it had a. They had to give me toothpaste because I didn't have any toothpaste. So luckily they were nice at the front desk and gave me a little tube of toothpaste for free.

[Eddie]

When you say cool like it had ac, what do you mean?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I mean it was. The AC was pumping too. Like it wasn't one of those weak ones that, you know, it's like, oh my gosh, is this ever gonna get cool in here? Nah. 67 degrees. It was freezing.

[Bobby Bones]

You can tell because that matters how crappy of hotels he's been put in before.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And I liked it because the comforter wasn't too thick. Usually you go to a hotel and they have these thick comforters and you just sweat all night. This thin blanket. Beautiful. Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

I like a big fat comforter. Even. It doesn't matter the temperature. I need a big fat comforter. I don't like a thin blanket. Don't like a sheet. I need a full comforter. I don't need a sheet. Under the comforter. That'll do, but if there's. Yeah, I need a full comforter.

[Eddie]

It's more about the weight, huh?

[Lunchbox]

On you?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I need it. I need it heavy. On me.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you gotta go be held. Be held by the blanket.

[Bobby Bones]

I like to feel safe.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you see Coach Traylor Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox]

No, he wasn't at the event. Man.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, dang. That's my friend.

[Amy]

I thought it was four. Athletics.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, I was for athletics, but they weren't. There was no athletes there.

[Bobby Bones]

Or coaches.

[Lunchbox]

No, no coaches either.

[Eddie]

No, no athletes.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

No, huh? How's Turnpike?

[Lunchbox]

They were good. The athletic director was there, but they didn't let me near her.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a weird way to say it.

[Lunchbox]

Why?

[Amy]

Dude, were you trying to get me?

[Bobby Bones]

Weren't you the Jaeger Bomber?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no, I didn't meet her.

[Eddie]

She was asked for her milk.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no. But yeah, I didn't meet her, but I did meet. I think his name was Brad from the athletic department.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Been at UTSA for about three years. Talked to him for a little bit, but yeah, that was it. No athletes, man.

[Bobby Bones]

What did you do? What did you do as part of the show?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I. I went up and talked on the stage and like, are you guys ready? Yeah. But the only problem is, turns out Turnpike didn't want an introduction, so I had to do it 30 minutes before they went on the stage.

[Bobby Bones]

So you did a one stage announcement?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it was supposed to be two. It's supposed to be like, they have a star party coming up in a couple weeks where Aaron Watson is going to be there, and they do that. They were supposed to do this like, oh, you know, buy your tickets now. We were supposed to talk about it. Then we were supposed to come back out and introduced Turnpike, but turns out they didn't want to be introduced. So.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you feel like it was a waste of time to go down there?

[Lunchbox]

Maybe a little.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, Jeff, fun.

[Lunchbox]

I had a blast. Here's crazy. You want your crazy story?

[Bobby Bones]

I think I do.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I mean, fun. I mean, it's not really that crazy, but I went on an alumni podcast. Yeah, big deal. UTSA alumni podcast. I guess they got one of those and they hit me up like, hey, you're in town. You want to swing by and do the podcast? I was like, absolutely.

[Bobby Bones]

What knowledge did you drop?

[Lunchbox]

We just talked about my journey to utsa, my journey through utsa, and then afterwards and, like, how, you know, life, how I came on the show, and how UTSA set me up for success.

[Eddie]

You said it just like that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. That's cool. And what else?

[Bobby Bones]

Your journey to utsa? Did your mom just fill out your application and they were like, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that was part of the story. And I got to talk about my wonderful roommates in the dorms and just everything.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you mention how they painted a full, like, 10 foot mural of you but then cut your head off?

[Lunchbox]

We did talk about the mosaic. It's actually a tile mural. It's not even paint, so it is permanent. And how you get excited because there I am, and then they chop my head off.

[Amy]

But it's your body.

[Lunchbox]

It is my body.

[Eddie]

How do you know?

[Lunchbox]

Because they have a Black and white photo there that says this is student whatever, and it says when the picture was taken. So it has your first last name, your picture. So they know who the mosaic is of. And then they chop my head off. Yeah, that was kind of. That's kind of rough.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you tell that story?

[Lunchbox]

We did tell that story, and I said how excited I got and how I ran to the next story to see my head, and there was no head. And it was sad. Yeah. Because the girl that her husband does the podcast, she's the one that originally told me that my picture got picked. She was in the building, and she saw it, and she hit me up, and she's like, oh, my gosh, you made the new building. Like, they did a mosaic of you. And that's how I knew about it. And it's pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

And then.

[Lunchbox]

And then there's no head of me, though. So you just see my arm?

[Eddie]

It's purposely done that way. Like, no head. Just purposely, like, art.

[Bobby Bones]

Was anyone's head on it?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Other people have their whole bodies, including head. Yeah, it's just me. It's just my arm and, like, chest. And then they cut off my head.

[Eddie]

Huh.

[Bobby Bones]

Were you the only one whose head was cut off?

[Lunchbox]

I'm the only one that has the head. Head cut off. Only one.

[Eddie]

Weird.

[Amy]

It probably is just placement.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Cause, like, I was.

[Eddie]

I hear you, but it's a theme lunchbox. Just kind of getting.

[Bobby Bones]

Getting close. Yeah. But then they always cut something. And we can walk through this. When he got on Friday Night Lights, and they gave him, like, a line, and he's like an assistant coach who yells like, come on, you can do it. And so they still show him very briefly, but then they voiced over his voice with somebody else's voice. That's one example. Another is whenever he got the job to go to Vegas and be on stage for Bat out of Hell, the meatloaf musical, and they cut his line. Just had him ride on a motorcycle. Motorcycle and wave.

[Eddie]

He had lines.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he had lines. And then they cut his lines.

[Eddie]

So he's like, wonder what the problem is. Lunchbox, Lunchbox.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you think is happening here? Because this is happening a lot with you, and we have nothing to do with it. It's not like these are pranks by us to you. Because we. One, could not have affected the mosaic mural. Two, we did not affect Friday Night Lights. We. We probably could have done a bat joke, but we didn't because we were actually excited that they were allowing you to do that. So what do you think's happening?

[Eddie]

And don't say, like, the universe hates me. Like, what's a real reason?

[Lunchbox]

Eddie, I'm glad you took the words out of my mouth. I think the universe hates me. I mean, it's out to get me something. Every time seems to come up. It's amazing how you look at the spectrums. Bobby might be the luckiest person on the planet. Eddie, you agree?

[Bobby Bones]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

So I might be the most unlucky person on the planet. It just seems like you have to have a yin to a yang, and he may be the ying and I'm the yang, where he's lucky, I'm unlucky. Has to balance out the earth because it's unbelievable. I can't plan that. You can't have it. Like how they're building this building, right? This brand new building on UTSA's campus. And they. Out of all the pictures that they took on the campus, they decide, that picture, we're gonna use that one. But let's just cut off the head of one person.

[Bobby Bones]

Not even everybody.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I mean. It's like, how is that possible? Like, how when they're sitting in the design room and going over everything, be like, you know what? We don't really need the head there. We just need the arms and the chest.

[Bobby Bones]

That guy, we can do without the head. The rest, keep him in. I resent the lucky thing because I don't feel like I'm any luckier. I feel like especially the first 18 to 20 years of my life sucked. And so, you know, I don't feel like I hit the lucky lottery there. But I think a lot of that.

[Eddie]

You can't win them all.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, according to you guys.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, you don't win. We never said you win every time. You are just the luckiest human being on the planet.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I would say there's a lot of instances over a lot of years where it was very unfortunate, not lucky. I think I put myself in a position to have good things happen, but you guys don't hear about the times when it doesn't happen.

[Eddie]

Did you bet on the game last night?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I did not win. I was close to hitting a big one, too. I bet three touchdowns last night. I bet Rasheed Rice, touchdown. Travis Kelsey touched down. And Debo Samuel touched down. Debo never hit, so I did not hit that. I about to go hard on DraftKings. I only, only bet that.

[Eddie]

Those touchdowns are so hard, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Boy, when they. When Rashid Rice hit it, I was like, Commander's got to go down and score. So I'm in. Could have cashed out. Didn't. But not for a profit. So, no, I didn't. No. Hey, thanks for asking.

[Eddie]

Well, I mean that. All right. That doesn't prove my point.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't win Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

You think it's about what you want, though? Like, do you think it's about you wanting fame? Like, because you are lucky in a lot of other avenues in your life. You got a wonderful family, you got a lot of kids, healthy kids.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you trade a kid for fame?

[Eddie]

Good question.

[Lunchbox]

Well, how big a fame? Like, what do you mean? Like, go big, like rich and famous or. What are we talking?

[Bobby Bones]

Johnny Bananas fame? It's your favorite person and then you.

[Eddie]

Gotta tell us which kid.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, no, you don't have to do that. But would you trade a kid so that. But that doesn't mean they're taken away from you. It means they never happen. So you don't know the difference.

[Lunchbox]

Johnny Banana's fame. Yeah, he's big. He's a big deal.

[Eddie]

Is he rich?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he's rich. Dude doesn't work a day in his life.

[Bobby Bones]

I think you're just saying words because I'm sure.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, he doesn't. He just goes on the challenge and that's about it.

[Bobby Bones]

Does he do a podcast?

[Amy]

What about his future?

[Lunchbox]

He goes on the challenge.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Johnny, Johnny podcast, Johnny Bananas, whatever his name is. Sorry, I did not. Sorry. I was asking if he had a podcast. So it says on Celebrity Net Worth, Johnny Banana's net worth is $200,000.

[Lunchbox]

That's absolutely inaccurate because he's won millions on the challenge.

[Eddie]

But usually they go high on these.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I don't, I don't know that that's true.

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know that's true.

[Eddie]

Oh, they sometimes go low.

[Bobby Bones]

They just, they're, they're.

[Eddie]

They just make a number.

[Bobby Bones]

Best guessing. But I don't. I don't even know that that's true. All I did was look that up.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I mean, because the one, he won like a million dollars. He took half the money. Like he was. It was supposed to split between two people and he said, teej, I think I'm going to take the money and run. Left that other girl empty handed.

[Bobby Bones]

But do you think he just gets the million and just sits in a bank and he looks at it? No, he probably spends half go to taxes. He's probably got a manager, probably got an agent. I'm not saying that it's not great to win that Money. But I don't. I don't know enough about him. I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, he sells T shirts. I mean, there's no way he's going to worth 200,000. Yeah, there's no way.

[Bobby Bones]

Again, you would. You.

[Lunchbox]

You tried one kid probably for that kind of fame. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

All right. And it'd probably be my youngest because I don't know him. I know him the least.

[Eddie]

Well, you wouldn't know any of them. Right. It'd be. It'd be like before they were. You just wouldn't have him.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. It just would have never happened. There would be no feeling of loss. You wouldn't even know you traded it for that. Except for the moment leading up to it.

[Lunchbox]

Gotcha.

[Bobby Bones]

So you would do that?

[Lunchbox]

I won't pick which kid then.

[Eddie]

Yeah, no need to. But you already did. Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, no need. Okay. But your trip was good.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, trip was good, man. When you fly back home today at like 3 o', clock, what are you.

[Bobby Bones]

Gonna do up until then? You go into that radio station. You're already there. Are you gonna do something or anything?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. They're gonna have a catered lunch for me. They want to celebrate me being in town. So they're getting some Mexican food. Fajitas, chips, salsa, queso, you name it.

[Bobby Bones]

I think you kind of did.

[Eddie]

You name it.

[Amy]

Maybe some rice.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, let's go around the room. Amy, what do you have over there?

[Amy]

So there's a threat to our national cyber security.

[Bobby Bones]

Do I have lifelocked?

[Eddie]

Oh, you're good then.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, it's mostly to people that work in the tech space. So just a heads up if a very attractive woman, possibly from Russia or China, is suddenly very interested in you, she's been deployed because Russia and China are deploying their finest babes.

[Eddie]

Are you reading okay?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know what's happening here with this.

[Lunchbox]

I don't either.

[Amy]

They're deploying the finest babes they have to seduce tech industry professionals in the West.

[Bobby Bones]

Are they real people in the West? How do they get here?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Are they already here?

[Amy]

They may already.

[Bobby Bones]

They're like sleeper cells just waiting to find babe sleepers.

[Amy]

It's like they're deployed and they're focusing on the west to gain valuable secrets.

[Eddie]

What kind of secrets?

[Amy]

This sounds like a techie secret. It sounds like a TV show, a.

[Bobby Bones]

Porno spy show, but it's not.

[Amy]

It's real life.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like some guy, he's actually like, really buff, but he's wearing nerd glasses. He's like, I don't know what I'm doing today. And I'm like, hello, I'm here to reveal secrets.

[Amy]

But the thing is, they may sound American.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

They, they may have adapted to the west. And then now they've been called. It's like your mission has begun.

[Bobby Bones]

So they're sleeper cells to hook up with nerds?

[Amy]

Maybe. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Where do you find these stories?

[Lunchbox]

Great question.

[Amy]

That one just came to you. No, I saw it. No, I didn't make it up. I. Maybe because I get.

[Bobby Bones]

There are people that like honey pot for sure. This feels a bit like that.

[Eddie]

What's honey pot?

[Amy]

Honey pot?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, other countries, they like send out their hot chicks to like get.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Medium to mid to lower mid guys to fall in love with them and then they're in a relationship with them, but really they're just gathering intel. You guys don't know about honey pots?

[Amy]

No, I've heard. Yeah. This is very spy shows.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of spy show. It feels like exactly what it is. There's honeypot nerds that are in tech, you know.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

This is like the comments section of my Instagram.

[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

Each and every one, all of a sudden like someone like comes running up to me and it's Salma Hayek and she's like, you. You are my Ugly Betty.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Eddie]

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[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox, what do you have?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, there's a couple in Arizona. They broke into a restaurant and the restaurant is like, has a bunch of roses. It has a big old mural where people take pictures. Well, they robbed the joint, stole $450 a bottle of liquor and they hooked up in the restaurant.

[Eddie]

It's on camera.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's on camera.

[Bobby Bones]

They just wanted to do it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it was 3:30 in the morning and they were right there by the roses mural where, you know, people usually take their pictures for Instagram. So when they came in the next morning, it was kind of like all destroyed. And they're like, what in the world happened? They watched the camera couple hooking up.

[Eddie]

You know, it's crazy to think that people live their life that way, right? And like ours is so like, we wake up in the morning, we get our kids ready for school, we get, you know, you got people over there that are breaking into a restaurant in the middle of night, stealing all the liquor and hooking up on the floor.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I mean, what makes you think, hey, let's break into a restaurant while we're here. Might as well hook up, I guess.

[Eddie]

Crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

I think they're already drunk though, don't you? Probably, yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And other things.

[Bobby Bones]

So they're already affected, which affects the.

[Amy]

Rest of their decision making.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, all of it. And not even the rest of it. All of it. Yeah. To do it to begin with. To. Yeah. All right, Morgan, what do you mean also?

[Amy]

My story, Just looked it up. It's from the New York Post. And this is a real thing. It's called sex warfare with hot Russian babes. It says China, Russia use or. They've unleashed sex warfare to seduce us. Tech execs to steal secrets. They use the word. They've deployed attractive women to the United States.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan.

[Eddie]

Russian babes.

[Amy]

Okay, have you guys seen on social media there's people crawling on all fours doing Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, still got the cold.

[Amy]

I hit my Cough button.

[Eddie]

Never.

[Amy]

We heard you because lunch's mic is on.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, he's not even here.

[Amy]

Let's turn it off.

[Eddie]

Well, no, no, it's more that we're in the room. We heard you.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I also am just, like, generally concerned for you.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Cause it's a deep cough. Last time you did this, you're like, I'm not sick.

[Amy]

No, I'm not sick. I'm better.

[Bobby Bones]

You had Covid. You see where the COVID vaccine now is found to, like, fight off cancer? Like, it. Have you seen that story? No, it came out a few days ago. I. I can find it.

[Eddie]

Is this, like.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Russian bots having sex with you or something?

[Eddie]

No, that's not what I was gonna say. No. Viagra.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but how they found it was a heart message.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, God. Which.

[Amy]

Which one?

[Bobby Bones]

So the MRNA Covid vaccines may help some cancer patients fight tumors. Tumors are less aggressive. If you were to have gotten the vaccine.

[Eddie]

Are you saying which vaccine?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I can just read you. It was in, like, 10 places, so I can read you. We just.

[Amy]

I can't remember what I did.

[Eddie]

I don't remember what I got.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a promising medical discovery that could help researchers fight cancer. New research published in the Journal of Nature has found that patients with some forms of advanced cancer who received a Covid MRNA vaccine live significantly longer than those who didn't. And again, it's very specific on what kind of tumor and what stage the tumor was in, but how that vaccine actually helped that. So it's not universal. Nothing is in medicine like, there are people the vaccine hurt most. It didn't, but there are. I mean, that's anything you take, and everybody's body reacts differently. But the mass produced COVID 19 vaccines built using the MRNA model, which were rapidly manufactured, could also help immune systems recognize and attack cancer tumors. New studies have shown. Studies in mice and analysis of medical records of cancer patients who received the shots for COVID 19 before starting immunotherapy for cancer treatment revealed a startling pattern. The vaccinated patients live significantly longer than those who had not received the shots. But you're right. It could be something like that. They realized in this vaccine, we have stumbled across something that has helped a specific type of tumor. Just like what was like, hey, blood pressure. Oop. Everybody's got a boner. I think we'll use the pill for that.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Mold and, hey, look, penicillin.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, that's how a lot of discoveries are, but I thought that was an interesting story. It was from a couple days ago, so it's not even like breaking news, but that's what's up. Where was I? Morgan, what was your story?

[Amy]

Yeah, I was about quadrobics. So people are moving on all fours, like a bear crawl or a leopard walk, that kind of thing. It's like a new fitness trend that people are doing online. I've seen it. It looks painful. Yeah. They say it's supposed to help your coordination, core stability, balance, and like cardio bear crawls.

[Bobby Bones]

We did them in football. We did them all season. Football. We'll occasionally do them now. It's terrible.

[Eddie]

You don't feel good.

[Bobby Bones]

It sucks. And yeah, it's hard.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Because it's good for you.

[Amy]

Yeah. And they say. I mean, people are saying, like, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

It'S not actually as intense of a.

[Amy]

Good thing for you as they're saying, but it is a good supplement for your coordination and stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

I can definitely see where it'd be a core builder.

[Amy]

Yeah. But then when it's time to stand.

[Bobby Bones]

Up, like, you don't have to stand for an hour. I mean, I. We used to just do them in like. Oh, bear crawl sprints.

[Amy]

The people I've seen online, they're like.

[Bobby Bones]

I haven't seen them. I don't know.

[Eddie]

I'm just crawling everywhere.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. Like it. Like, I go on a hike on my two feet. They go on.

[Bobby Bones]

No way.

[Amy]

Yes. Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm just stupid.

[Amy]

No, they love it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, but they're stupid. Stupid people love stuff too. Some of them even do it, like.

[Amy]

Barefoot the whole time. Like they're fully.

[Eddie]

Like they don't have gloves or anything.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I want to wear a whole bear costume. If they're gonna do it, then they're not stupid.

[Amy]

Right. I would need shoes for my hands, shoes for my feet.

[Bobby Bones]

That'd be called a glove for your hand.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Or a glove.

[Eddie]

People are looking pretty silly when they're exercising outside now. Like the vest, to me, like, it looks like everyone looks like a SWAT team member, you know, like everyone with those vests.

[Amy]

And then every 40 year old woman, you passed that too.

[Eddie]

And then they make them camo too. Like, you don't need a camo weighted vest. I really thought a SWAT dude was running through my neighborhood.

[Amy]

He might. What if he's a military guy?

[Bobby Bones]

Odds are not. But it could have been. Yes, but odds are there are so many of those.

[Amy]

Cause that's like rucking.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. And then that's what it's called. Rucking.

[Amy]

Yeah. And then there's.

[Bobby Bones]

Just look up Miami football uniforms this past weekend. Amy. I wanna know. Cause you come in for a while, and you'd be like, I like this uniform. Look up University of Miami football uniforms this past weekend and tell me what you see. I don't even want to lead you to it, because if you don't say the right thing, I'll have you look it up again. I think Miami played.

[Eddie]

They play.

[Bobby Bones]

They play.

[Eddie]

No, this.

[Bobby Bones]

Syracuse, maybe this past week. I. I don't. This past weekend. Stanford. Stanford. Okay, let me see when you get it pulled up.

[Eddie]

Don't get distracted. Amy, she's on something else.

[Bobby Bones]

Chinese and Russia hotties again?

[Amy]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, what do you say?

[Amy]

Wait, are they wearing, like, all green?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, keep looking. Look at the jersey.

[Amy]

Is it camo?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay, now I see. Okay. Green pants, camo top.

[Eddie]

What are you.

[Bobby Bones]

What are your thoughts? Black helmet and, like, the U is all green.

[Amy]

I don't hate it.

[Bobby Bones]

We were just debating that yesterday.

[Eddie]

I thought it was pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

25 whistles.

[Amy]

I don't hate it. I mean, I would have gone with a. That is a very. It's not my favorite kind of camo.

[Bobby Bones]

Green, but, like, a real tree.

[Amy]

Yeah, there's better camos they could have gone with aesthetically.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie's point, too, was, you're in Miami. Why are you camoing? And isn't camo like sand? Sand camo.

[Amy]

Some, like, it looks like they have an American flag on the shoulder.

[Bobby Bones]

Was it some, like, salute to service type thing? Yeah, but also, all alternate jerseys are cool.

[Amy]

I don't like the way they did the numbers.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't like. I didn't really love the camo. Yeah, I like the reason for the camo, but I don't really like the camo. Especially on those guys. Like, it didn't make sense.

[Amy]

I'm with you.

[Bobby Bones]

I like beach camo.

[Amy]

I could get behind this, but, like, we need a different design.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And the green is.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you're right. Because, like, Miami colors usually are, like, hot pink and light blue, electric blue. Like, that's just a Miami color.

[Bobby Bones]

Or, like, skin with a little blue and a little water, a little sand.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Look up the Steelers throwback uniforms from this past weekend.

[Eddie]

Did you see those?

[Amy]

Who were they playing?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, Packers. It was packers and Steelers, but the.

[Eddie]

Steelers are the ones wearing.

[Bobby Bones]

But the Steel. Yeah, the Steelers are the ones wearing the throwbacks.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you see them? Like, full body?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you see?

[Amy]

I see like. Like, vintage Bumblebee.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's what? Yes. Bumblebee's good. What else?

[Eddie]

Perfect.

[Amy]

I see.

[Bobby Bones]

What about the pants?

[Amy]

I see tan pants with yellow socks.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, the pants look like skin.

[Eddie]

So you saw pants.

[Amy]

I see that. Well, yes. I mean, it's clear to me they have pants on, but I could see, like, if I was watching on tv, running around the field. I think they're all Winnie the Pooh.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Winnie the Pooh. They're all wearing shirts with their junk hanging out.

[Amy]

Yeah. That's weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it was weird. Yeah, it was weird. That's a bad move. I didn't like that one. I like the helmets and the jerseys. I did not like the pants. Like somebody. It's like, nude. Like, what color pants are we gonna use? These. I think we go with the nude ones. Chuck. Yeah, I felt weird.

[Amy]

Yeah, the crotch areas. I don't like it on a lot of the players right now.

[Eddie]

Huh.

[Bobby Bones]

You can stop looking, though. She's zooming in and he's like, I'm 13 in and I don't. Hey, Scuba Steve. He stepped out. Okay. Eddie.

[Eddie]

Oh, my story. Yeah, you're gonna love this. Mine's just Diddy. Diddy is expected to get.

[Bobby Bones]

Why would I love that?

[Eddie]

Why would I love that?

[Bobby Bones]

And it's about Diddy.

[Eddie]

No, I meant. I meant, like, you're not happy with anybody else's stories. You're not going to like my story.

[Amy]

Mine was good. Everybody's is good. Morgan's was good. Lunchboxes.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

But Bobby's like, thank you.

[Amy]

Everybody's was good.

[Bobby Bones]

Fine.

[Lunchbox]

You don't find it interesting that they got in the restaurant and hooked up?

[Eddie]

Yours is probably the best.

[Lunchbox]

Yours is probably the worst.

[Eddie]

Oh, really? Oh. Oh, I thought.

[Amy]

No, mine is to any of our Silicon Valley listeners.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm going to tell you we ain't got many.

[Lunchbox]

If we have any, be on the the lookout.

[Bobby Bones]

Look out for. You know what? If I heard this story and I was Silicon Valley in a really hot rush, thing going, really hot, Russian girl comes up, I would know it. I'd still hook up, but I would know it. And then I wouldn't let her close to me.

[Eddie]

And you wouldn't tell her secrets?

[Bobby Bones]

Nope. And then I'd look for a Chinese one.

[Eddie]

Is that happening, too?

[Amy]

They're from China and Russia.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And don't. I don't know, somehow word got passed along to London, and London is like.

[Bobby Bones]

Morning, always classic London, always helping us out.

[Amy]

Right. I don't know, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, do your story.

[Eddie]

Then I'll.

[Bobby Bones]

And I'll rate interesting and not Interesting.

[Eddie]

Yeah, go ahead. I hate it when you do this. No, it's just the fact that Diddy's getting out in 50 months.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw the date.

[Eddie]

May 8, 2028.

[Bobby Bones]

Which, if he doesn't get pardoned, I still think there's a chance he gets pardoned. Really? Yeah.

[Eddie]

No way. I. I'm thinking, like, I hope not. What is that, three years? Less than three years. But, like, if you were in prison, what holiday would you miss the most?

[Amy]

Christmas.

[Bobby Bones]

Ah. Interesting. How.

[Amy]

How is this even a.

[Eddie]

What about, like, 4th of July? Okay, no, like fireworks. No, you're not getting fireworks in prison. Well, let's do that.

[Bobby Bones]

Let's walk them. New Year's. Don't care about Valentine's. Don't care about.

[Eddie]

Oh, they put St. Patrick's Day.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't care about my birthday. Don't really care about that. April. May. What's in May?

[Amy]

Cinco de Mayo.

[Eddie]

Thank you, Amy.

[Amy]

You're welcome.

[Eddie]

Would you miss that one?

[Bobby Bones]

Nope.

[Eddie]

No margaritas in prison.

[Bobby Bones]

Nope. June. Is there a holiday in Juneteenth? Juneteenth. You know what? For the record, like, you do care. I do care, but there's not a big, like, celebration. Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

There's not a big, like, I wouldn't miss it as far as. Yeah, but I do think that's a valuable day. It's when the slaves are freed. Yeah. But, no, I wouldn't miss that, because I don't. There's no food or anything. Maybe there should be presents. I mean, so June, July, 4th.

[Eddie]

July.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't give a crap. It makes a dog. Yeah. Because the dogs go crazy. I don't like that. August, September, Labor Day, Labor Day, Labor Day. Don't do anything. It's not like I'm getting a day off work in prison. That's like I go to prison.

[Amy]

Okay, Halloween.

[Bobby Bones]

No, don't care about that one.

[Eddie]

Thanksgiving.

[Bobby Bones]

Now I don't care about that one.

[Amy]

Christmas.

[Bobby Bones]

Not really.

[Eddie]

What, so you'd be a good prisoner?

[Bobby Bones]

I'd be pretty good, yeah.

[Eddie]

You wouldn't miss any of it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It would be Christmas for Christmas for sure for me. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. That's right. Least interesting is Lunchbox's story about people breaking it and hooking up. He just want to talk about hooking up.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, that's a funny story. Like, you don't see criminals doing that. Like, I don't understand why that's not interesting. That's funny. And it's funny to talk about, but, I mean, I guess you guys don't find that hilarious. I Found it hilarious. Eddie voted for. Mine is the best. So Eddie and I. I think we're the same way.

[Eddie]

We're not the same. I did think it was interesting. The lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you, Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox in last place. I don't feel like Amy knew her story.

[Eddie]

Yes, I did.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, I did. She started.

[Amy]

I did it all the way down.

[Bobby Bones]

And then she started. What the heck is that? Those aren't notes. Those aren't notes. Yes. That's like finger paint. It looks like you got some finger paint and just slapped some stuff.

[Amy]

I have the latest threat to national cyber security comes with a.

[Eddie]

Why did she write them down?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't question her. Her methods anymore.

[Eddie]

You have a computer.

[Lunchbox]

Hold on. What I think really happened is that she had read it and didn't have it pulled up, and she tried to go from memory. She did a tiny.

[Amy]

No, I didn't go from memory. I hadn't even.

[Lunchbox]

All the way down, she goes, oh, wait, who is that from? And she Googled it again and found it goes. Actually, it was from the New York Post, because if she would have known. If she would have had it pulled up, she would have told you. New York.

[Amy]

I didn't need it pulled up because. Lunchbox. You're not here to see that. I wrote down an entire paragraph of every detail that needed to be said except for the actual article.

[Bobby Bones]

Fourth place, Amy.

[Amy]

I mean, thanks a lot, lunchbox. You probably cost me fourth being all.

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm just telling you how I see it from my perspective.

[Bobby Bones]

Third place, Morgan.

[Amy]

Oh, hey, I'll take third place. It's right in the middle.

[Lunchbox]

I don't remember Morgan's.

[Amy]

It was about people crawling on all fours, and we had Diddy.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of it. Leads something.

[Amy]

Yeah. This led. Mine led to second place. Well, just honey pots.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna. Yeah, okay.

[Lunchbox]

I guess I should have brought up mine.

[Bobby Bones]

When I said mine, I said, man, that's.

[Eddie]

That's a win for me.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And then nobody because. Yeah, you know, Covid. Of course.

[Amy]

Covid. Cancer.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. But I didn't bring that.

[Amy]

I just found that interesting.

[Eddie]

Do you have one?

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, I have 80.

[Eddie]

Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, thank you very much, Bobby.

[Eddie]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Bones]

As part of a divorce agreement with a. Zach's guy has to pay $240 every three months as child support for their two cats.

[Amy]

Wow, that's crazy.

[Eddie]

Is that a thing? Child support for cats? For animals?

[Bobby Bones]

I think anything's a thing in a divorce agreement. Let's go over to Amy. Amy. Anything's a thing, right? Divorce expert. No, she's been through it. I wasn't even saying that as, like, a shot.

[Amy]

Like, I mean, you come up with. I mean, the cats should have the same lifestyle they had when everybody was living together.

[Bobby Bones]

No way. Well, I would think more so than going. The cats have a lifestyle. It's. These are costs associated with the animals that we shared, and I don't want to have to take all the costs on. That's not fair.

[Eddie]

How do you come up with these things? Like, are you just thinking about, like, all right, the cat?

[Amy]

No, there's, like, things. Some of it is a. It may be state by state, but there's an actual calculator that, you know, you. There's a discovery period where you turn in everything to your attorneys and fill out all these spreadsheets, and they have eyes on, like, everything. All the money in, all the money out, what you've spent the last couple of years. So they have an idea of your spending, and then they determine from there and some of it. So, like, for child support, they enter it into a calculator and they'll be like. The state says, literally, this is what you have to pay. And then if there's something like alimony, you figure that out amongst yourselves.

[Eddie]

I feel like I'd call off the divorce if I had to do all that.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't want to get divorced anymore because it's worse.

[Eddie]

Too much.

[Amy]

I mean, it's not a blanket. Figure it out amongst yourselves. But, like, it could be that this is the recommended and you could maybe go higher, lower, or none at all, whatever.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you want my backup? Because I never know if one of you guys are going to do the story that I have right n. I don't want to do UFOs. It's a bad time for me to do that.

[Eddie]

Why? Why is it about time?

[Lunchbox]

That'd be last place.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys will be like, this is stupid.

[Amy]

I love UFOs.

[Bobby Bones]

There's just a lot of activity along the coasts where they're seeing a lot of really weird things right now.

[Amy]

Like, it's probably China and Russia dropping off their women.

[Eddie]

Amy moved up.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy now moves up to the number three spot. They have this UFO tracking app that's called Enigma. It's logged more than 9,000 reports of strange underwater objects near US coastlines that they're not sure really what they are. And there are mostly along California and Florida. And this rarely is this many at this in this amount of time.

[Eddie]

Could it be like a.

[Bobby Bones]

It could be anything, but not 9,000.

[Eddie]

Okay. A lot of countries in the world. And I feel. I feel like the ocean is like the wild West.

[Bobby Bones]

We know nothing about the ocean.

[Eddie]

We know.

[Bobby Bones]

We know the surface and what's close to us. That's it.

[Eddie]

No, we know the depths of it. Because we do.

[Bobby Bones]

So we don't. But we don't know what's down there.

[Eddie]

No, we don't.

[Bobby Bones]

And do we really know the full depths? I don't think we do. I don't think we know exactly how deep it is.

[Amy]

Hello?

[Lunchbox]

Your live feed started playing.

[Bobby Bones]

Why are you watching our live feed?

[Lunchbox]

I wasn't meaning to, but.

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Lunchbox]

A phone call was coming in. I tried to hit end and I hit. I guess I hit play your. The live feed.

[Eddie]

Huh. That makes sense. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Well, yeah. Facebook on my phone.

[Bobby Bones]

So we caught our kid in the line. If we keep pushing, we'll get the real answer. But I don't care to push.

[Lunchbox]

I can give you the phone number that was called falling.

[Bobby Bones]

That's all right. There's a guy that went to the. You know, we're talking about the guy that went to jail because he was going up and hitting people with the needles. There was nothing in him.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

But he would do prank videos when he would stick the needle in people, and the videos are crazy to watch. I don't like it. For the record, I don't like it. It was crazy, though. You watch it and you're like, golly, what a prank. Like, who even thinks of that?

[Eddie]

It's terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

And then he would just run off. He would run up and he'd. Jack.

[Amy]

Yeah. Because, like, emotionally, you would think someone.

[Bobby Bones]

Just gave you HIV or something. That was the thing when we were a kid. It was like if you reach into the bottom of a payphone and get your finger pricked, they'd put AIDS on the needle.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys ever hear that?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think it was true because I don't think you can just put AIDS on a needle. Just knowing about science, you can't. I don't think it lives like that. I don't think it can just live. Live on exposed blood on the surface of a piece of metal.

[Eddie]

Then how come they say, don't share needles because you can transmit?

[Bobby Bones]

Great question, but that's a great point, Eddie. I don't know, but I don't think on a nail. Let's see here. In cold temperatures for 42 days, it can live on a needle tip if the syringe is containing the infected blood.

[Eddie]

So inside of it.

[Amy]

Yeah, Inside the blood's dry.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's got to be inside the syringe, it sounds like. And then. I don't know, but I don't think it could be on a payphone. And maybe I'm wrong, but I never really fell for that one.

[Eddie]

Candies.

[Bobby Bones]

They laced apples, aids.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Do all sorts of stuff. Or they put needles in the candy bag.

[Bobby Bones]

I've heard of that, but I never heard of apples being laced with aids.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Amy]

I don't know. That was combining stories, but it was.

[Bobby Bones]

Like razor blades and like. Yeah, I just never heard the AIDS one. I guess you could put AIDS on the razor. Razor blades, aids, razor blood, aids.

[Eddie]

Kind of rhymes.

[Bobby Bones]

So anyway, this guy goes and he goes to the bathroom in a Walmart, and he sits down on the toilet and he gets stabbed with two syringes.

[Amy]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Bones]

That had pink liquid inside. And so they tested the liquid, and the test came back inconclusive. But, yeah, no, he sits down and gets popped with two needles.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't you look, though?

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

When you sit down. No, no. Don't you look at the toilet? Especially in a Walmart.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You wipe it down first.

[Bobby Bones]

You do a lot of things.

[Eddie]

I do wipe it down. No, I don't even wipe it down. I wipe it down first, and then I put all the toilet paper in like.

[Amy]

Like a. Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Horseshoe.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

What, you line the toilets?

[Amy]

Of course.

[Eddie]

My butt's not touching that toilet line.

[Amy]

It's not dumb at all, actually, so.

[Eddie]

So in that case, yes, Bobby, I do look at the toilet.

[Bobby Bones]

It's crazy. I'm looking at the picture of it, and it's. They use, like, medical tape, and it's taped on the. Like, let's say, the. The lid. Right. And so the. The toilet lid punk falls down. They taped it on the porcelain to where it lines up, and the needles go right above the lid.

[Eddie]

So it's gonna be the back of your butt if.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it'd be the. It looks to me like it's like the side. Right, Mike? I think that's the back of the butt. It is, yeah. Because that looks like the back is like the base of the. Of the toilet. Right.

[Eddie]

And you never really go that far back.

[Bobby Bones]

Look at the bottom of the toilet where it is. It looks like the back. Anyway, they taped it to the end. The needles are coming over the top. The only thing over the lid is the needles. If you lift the lid, you do see more, and it's some kind of pink liquid.

[Eddie]

They don't know what it Was.

[Bobby Bones]

Not yet. It's inconclusive.

[Amy]

They said Pepto.

[Lunchbox]

Well, soap.

[Bobby Bones]

What if it were, like, a superhero power?

[Eddie]

That'd be cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And you're all freaking out, and you're like, I think I got disease. And now you can fly. That'd be cool.

[Eddie]

You ever. You ever worry about, like, something coming up from the toilet and biting your butt while you're.

[Bobby Bones]

No, because I don't really snake snakes that way.

[Amy]

I have an irrational fear of that. Like a spider biting you through the toilet, Anything.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

They say to always look, when you go to a hotel, look in your toilet for that reason.

[Eddie]

Snakes?

[Bobby Bones]

No. Spiders, Bugs. Hey, Scoob, I have a question I need to ask you. He stepped out again. I literally just saw him in there. He left. He came in and left?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

He might have something pretty important going on. Is that a euphemism for diarrhea? I don't know.

[Amy]

Hey, also, I learned that lining the toilet seat with paper doesn't effectively help spread.

[Eddie]

Of course it does.

[Amy]

No, it doesn't help with germs.

[Eddie]

Oh, well, no, because that's not. Yeah. Yeah. Because you're just protecting the seat and your butt cheeks.

[Amy]

So why do you do it?

[Eddie]

Because I don't want dirty toilet touching my butt cheeks.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't want something else, pee touching in general? Okay. Yeah. I don't know. Dude. Scuba's back. Hey, Scuba.

[Eddie]

Hey, man. What's up?

[Bobby Bones]

Question.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And I can't ask you this because I can't get a yes from you, okay? Because it will get you in trouble. But something's been happening here in the building and we think it might be you.

[Lunchbox]

Okay?

[Bobby Bones]

So I'm gonna ask you, have you been doing stuff in the stairwell?

[Eddie]

Doing stuff in the stairwell? Oh, bro.

[Lunchbox]

Like, touching myself or something?

[Eddie]

Anyone go there? But you said with, like, a smirk in your face, like, hey, you get.

[Lunchbox]

Naked in the stairwell.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't say anything about naked. Okay. Do you, like, go off to the stairwell to do anything? No.

[Eddie]

I don't know. I go to the stairwell to go home because I park in the one below us.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a theory. And so now I can. I'm gonna say what it is, because you don't go into the stairwell to do anything.

[Eddie]

I go to the stairwell to go to my car.

[Bobby Bones]

That's it.

[Eddie]

That's it. Or if I forgot something, I may go down there and grab something.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so there's a theory.

[Eddie]

Eddie's theory.

[Bobby Bones]

Amongst someone from someone in the room. Eddie's face is, you do afternoons on a Rock station.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And that because of that, you may be living the rock lifestyle a little more. I smoke at home and then go home and smoke weed in the stairwell.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Or you go down and smoke weed in the stairwell.

[Eddie]

For me, smoking at my point in my life 20 years ago, different. It now puts me to sleep. So for me, it's my. My vice at night to get me to turn my brain off and go to sleep. So if I were to do that now, it would not be conducive with working a 14, 15 hour day. Okay. And if I were to smoke, I'd go out in the balcony right there.

[Bobby Bones]

Where there's fresh air. Yeah, but you could get caught doing that.

[Eddie]

There's no one here when I'm here.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It was just somebody's thought and theory.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

About your new lifestyle, since you're doing afternoons on a rock station that maybe you're smoking and also smells like weed in there.

[Eddie]

Oh, it does.

[Bobby Bones]

In the stairwell.

[Eddie]

Stairwell.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

So I've been told.

[Eddie]

Okay, well, that's not me. If anything, I'm doing the opposite. Are usually around like noon or one. I'm taking these magic mine shots that wake me up and jolt me and keep me awake.

[Bobby Bones]

You should take like the bumblebee from the gas station.

[Eddie]

What's that?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, those rhino shots.

[Eddie]

I took some of those.

[Amy]

Dude, those sound deadly.

[Eddie]

They work. I think it lifts something else. Not your brain.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it lifts it all. Okay.

[Eddie]

All the above.

[Bobby Bones]

I think everything gets lifted.

[Eddie]

That's funny.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I think we're done then.

[Eddie]

That was Eddie, right? Huh?

[Amy]

Nope, it was me.

[Bobby Bones]

I wasn't gonna sell anybody fold you.

[Amy]

Dude, it's fine. I smelt the weed and that was my theory.

[Eddie]

Oh, there's also. We also live in an apartment building where there are people who live.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, yes, for sure.

[Eddie]

So it could easily be a disappointment.

[Bobby Bones]

But it was your rock and roll lifestyle. Amy said she thought he's like, yeah.

[Amy]

You'Re working for the rock station now. You gotta get in the mood.

[Lunchbox]

It's 4:20 on the rock station.

[Eddie]

Who's getting high in the stairwell?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I just did. You had a. You had a bad. Not your fault, but a song that was not classic rock yesterday.

[Eddie]

Oh, the fine again from Seether.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it wasn't big enough.

[Eddie]

I mean, I feel like I agree with you because I wasn't too big on it. Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

Right.

[Eddie]

I don't know it.

[Bobby Bones]

Right. Well, even if you don't know it. But then he started singing it. Maybe you would know it, but it's hard to even sing because I knew the song once you played it, but I was like. To be considered classic rock, we're not looking at it at a time because a time, if it fits within like 25 years ago, it's in the running. It's like being up for the hall of Fame. Five years. You're retired, you're now in the hall of Fame. You're in the running for it. If you're good enough.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Same thing with music fits in that frame, that time frame. But then it wasn't good enough.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And I heard the song and I recognized it, but I was like, I don't think this is classrock.

[Eddie]

Yeah, No, I agree with it. And I was so hard on last week when I did Huey Lewis in the news. I think I needed something kind of like reset it to get it back to that level.

[Bobby Bones]

What was the Huey Lewis song? I went.

[Eddie]

Dude, I went hard. I ended up playing five Huey Lewis.

[Bobby Bones]

Songs that day because I think there are some that deserve to be classic rock. I think the Power of Love deserves to be classic rock.

[Eddie]

You do. Even though it's a pop song.

[Bobby Bones]

But it was rock and roll.

[Eddie]

And it was also October 21, which was the day of Back to the Future. So it kind of tied in nicely. And I did I want a New Drug.

[Lunchbox]

I want a new drug.

[Bobby Bones]

Good one. I think that's classic rock.

[Eddie]

The heart of rock and roll. The harder rock and roll. And I did Hip to Be Square.

[Bobby Bones]

Hip to Be Square. Four classic rock songs. But then I know, wow. And then someone said Walk a Thin.

[Eddie]

Line, which I was like, yeah, exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

So do it. I mean, I may know it.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I haven't heard in a while. Did you do if this is It?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah, this is it. Please tell me.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I wanted to do that one.

[Bobby Bones]

Man, that was a jam. That one doesn't feel as rocky, though. That one feels definitely on the poppy. Yeah, they all were pop.

[Eddie]

I love Lewis.

[Amy]

I liked his one with Gwyneth Paltrow.

[Bobby Bones]

I love it.

[Amy]

Cruising.

[Eddie]

What was that movie?

[Amy]

This is Made for Love. Something Made for Love. It's good. I think the movie was called Cruise Sliders.

[Eddie]

That's Gwyneth Paltrow.

[Bobby Bones]

Duets.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Duets.

[Amy]

Yeah, that's Gwyneth.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, wow. Okay, this is it.

[Eddie]

That was a good jam.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, we're done. I have on the Bobby cast today. Aaron Watson in the first 30 minutes is us talking about each of our own version of when we got into like a three year feud. Like just the first half hour. Of it. I let him tell his side of the story, and then I told my side of the story. And we have different recollections of it.

[Eddie]

Is that why your picture was like, oh, we're fighting. You guys had gloves.

[Bobby Bones]

His idea. The Dukes. His idea.

[Amy]

Took it out.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And so that's the. Yeah, the first part of that. So there's a Bobby cast with Aaron Watson and check it out. That'd be good. Amy, you have a new one up today.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

On Feeling Things with Amy and Kat, we talk about how to feel your best when getting dressed. Kat teaches us about the Ralph Lauren rule. It doesn't have anything to do with, like, you. You're wearing. You're not wearing Ralph Lauren clothes. But it is a Ralph Lauren three piece rule. Like, if you work there, this is how you have to dress. But it's supposed to, like, complete your look and you should feel put together no matter what, as long as you follow the rule.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Check it out if you have some time. You know what's the hardest thing about everybody having a podcast? Because everybody has a podcast in life now. It is. It's so saturated. It's so hard for a podcast to cut through it all now because, again, everybody has a podcast. Every human I know has a podcast. I think that's great. I love it. But the hardest part is everybody goes on everybody's podcast. So there are no original guests anymore. And so if you can't do a podcast without guests, you can't do a podcast anymore. That's kind of the new rule of podcasts. Like, if you can't just sit and talk on a microphone for an hour, you probably shouldn't do a podcast. Because if you got a guest, 70 or two other people have had that same guest because everybody's guesting on everybody's podcast and then asking people, can you be a guest on my podcast? It's taken a weird turn. It's interesting. It's taking a weird turn. Like, it's hard to get a guest that no one else has on, you know, seven times in the past week. Anyway, check our podcast out. All right, we're done. Thank you, guys. We will see you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody.

[Lunchbox]

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

That was dumb. Do not follow my example.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to Crimeless Hillbilly Heist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Lunchbox]

I live below a cult leader and.

[Bobby Bones]

I fear I've angered her.

[Eddie]

Wait a minute, Sophia, how do you.

[Bobby Bones]

Know she's a cult leader? Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm not afraid of a scary story week on the OK Storytime Podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, my neighbor has been blasted casting music every day and doing dirt rituals and now my ceiling is collapsing. I tried to report them, but things keep getting weirder. I think they might be part of a cult. Hold up. A real life cult? And what is a dirt ritual? No clue, Dakota. Find out how it ends. Listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Anna Ortiz and I'm Mark and Delicato. You might know us as Hilda and Justin from Ugly Betty.

[Amy]

Welcome to our new podcast, Viva Betty.

[Bobby Bones]

Yay. We're rewatching the series from start to finish and talking to iconic guests like Betty herself, America Ferreira.

[Amy]

There was this moment when the glasses went on and it was like, this is our Betty.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to Viva Betty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an I heart podcast.