The Bobby Bones Show – October 28, 2025 | Episode: TUES PT 2: Bobby Messed Up Yesterday + Man Fired For Offensive Halloween Costumes + Who’s Going To The Work Halloween Party? + Child Support for Animals?!

Overview

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show is a lively mix of everyday life updates, workplace shenanigans, Halloween party debates, and quirky news stories. The crew—Bobby, Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox, and Morgan—dishes on personal sleep woes, debates over controversial costumes, the politics of work parties, bizarre break-ins, national security (with a [possibly] tongue-in-cheek “Russian babes” warning), and the wacky world of divorce court "pet support." Throughout, the show maintains its signature blend of humor, authenticity, and a dash of absurdity.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Daily Life Recaps & Sleep Struggles

• Amy shares her mundane, rainy-day Monday: work, son’s tutoring, and white chicken chili soup (03:07–04:50).
  • “It was rainy and blah… tutoring, ate soup, and made us go to bed early.” – Amy (05:11)
• Bobby details his rough day, packed with show duties, podcasts, and back-to-back accidental naps, which left him unable to sleep at night (05:30–08:45).
  • “I took two naps yesterday, kind of inadvertently. And so then, of course, I’m not sleeping last night… all because I took two naps like an idiot.” – Bobby (07:58)
• Discussion about the unintended consequences of power naps, and Bobby’s conflicted use of Xanax to manage anxiety and insomnia (09:05–11:00).
  • “With any medicine that you take… you got to give something back.” – Bobby (10:00)

2. Hypotheticals: If You Could… Commit One Crime or Try Any Drug

• The crew riffs on an imaginary scenario: you get a “pass” to do any drug or commit any crime once, without consequences (11:18–14:54).
  • “I’d do heroin in a heartbeat.” – Bobby, joking in the context of the hypothetical (11:30)
  • “What crime would you want to do?” – Lunchbox (11:52)
• Lunchtime banter on which drugs or crimes they’d try, if they could avoid addiction or punishment.

3. Controversial Halloween Costumes and Workplace Fallout

• Jaeger Bomber Incident: A man is fired for dressing as a ‘Jaeger Bomber’—combining an offensive terrorist visual with alcohol brands (16:10–19:16).
  • “It’s a funny idea, the Jaeger bomber… but yeah, he’s in like a suicide vest…” – Bobby (17:09)
• The show debates the lines between humor, offense, and workplace appropriateness, and discuss broader implications of costume choices.
• Discussion segues into the station’s upcoming Halloween party—who’s attending, the pressure to wear costumes, and the awkwardness of office parties (19:59–20:51).

4. Candy, Cartoons, and Comforter Preferences

• A lighthearted segment on hotel stays: Lunchbox prefers a thin blanket, while Bobby can’t sleep without a heavy comforter (21:54–22:54).

5. Lunchbox’s Alumni Tales and Bad Luck Streak

• Lunchbox attended a UTSA alumni event but found it anticlimactic (athletes and coaches were missing), and shared being featured—headlessly—on a tile mural (24:49–29:16).
  • “It’s just my arm and, like, chest. And then they cut off my head.” – Lunchbox (26:49)
• Bobby and Eddie roast Lunchbox about his pattern of getting cut out or passed over for recognition.
• Lunchbox ponders if he’s the “unluckiest person on the planet” (28:31).

6. Would You Trade Your Kid for Fame?

• In a humorous (but slightly dark) hypothetical, Bobby asks Lunchbox if he’d trade one of his kids for celebrity status (30:41–32:37).
  • “It’d probably be my youngest because I know him the least.” – Lunchbox, tongue-in-cheek (32:39)

7. Cybersecurity: The “Russian Babe” Threat

• Amy’s Story: She warns tech workers that “Russia and China are deploying their finest babes” to seduce and steal secrets—a “honeypot” scenario (33:34–35:33, 41:35).
  • “Just a heads up if a very attractive woman, possibly from Russia or China, is suddenly interested in you, she’s been deployed…” – Amy (34:05)
• The team debates if this is real or just a plot for a spy show, and Bobby clarifies what a “honeypot” is.

8. Weird Crimes and Viral Stories

• Break-in Gone Wild: Lunchbox reports on a couple robbing a restaurant, stealing liquor, and having sex by the Instagram mural (40:17–41:17).
• Bathroom Pranks: Bobby brings up a viral story about syringes taped to a Walmart toilet seat (60:01–61:33).

9. Fitness Trends & Uni Watch

• Morgan covers the “quadrobics” trend—people exercising/bear-crawling on all fours for fitness (41:58, 44:36–45:40).
• The group reviews odd recent football uniforms (Miami camo, Steelers bumblebee stripes) and debates aesthetics (46:24–49:26).

10. Child Support… for Pets

• Bobby: A divorcee now pays $240/quarter for his ex’s two cats as ‘child support’ (54:50–56:06).
  • “As part of a divorce agreement…has to pay $240 every three months as child support for their two cats.” – Bobby (54:50)
• Amy explains how divorce courts can itemize almost anything in settlements (55:00–56:21).

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Accidental Napping:
  “I took two naps yesterday, kind of inadvertently… it’s all because I took two naps like an idiot.” – Bobby (07:58)

• On Drugs/Celebrity Crime:
  “Wouldn’t that be good if you had like a pass… take any drug one time and you wouldn’t be addicted to it?” – Bobby (11:20)

• On Office Parties:
  “If you’re already here, here’s a brief something you can do while you’re already here.” – Bobby, on avoiding the company Halloween party (20:20)

• On Halloween Missteps:
  “An Amarillo man is now without a job after being fired for showing up to the company Halloween party dressed as a terrorist… the whole point of the joke is that I’m a Jaeger bomb.” – Bobby (18:11)

• On Bad Luck:
  “Bobby might be the luckiest person on the planet… I might be the most unlucky person on the planet… has to balance out the earth!” – Lunchbox (28:31)

• On Pet Child Support:
  “The cats should have the same lifestyle they had when everybody was living together.” – Amy, tongue-in-cheek about pet alimony (55:08)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Opening & Weekend Recaps: 03:07–09:00
• Drugs/Crime Hypotheticals: 11:18–14:54
• Jaeger Bomber Costume Story: 16:10–19:16
• Work Halloween Party Debate: 19:59–20:51
• Hotel & Blanket Preferences: 21:54–22:54
• Lunchbox’s Mural & Bad Luck: 24:49–29:16
• Would You Trade a Kid for Fame?: 30:41–32:37
• Cybersecurity/Russian Babes Story: 33:34–35:33, 41:35
• Quirky Break-in: 40:17–41:17
• Fitness Trend (Quadrobics): 44:36–45:40
• Uniform/Football Aesthetic Debate: 45:22–49:26
• Pet Child Support: 54:50–56:21
• Toilet/Syringe Prank: 60:01–61:33

Tone & Style

The crew’s camaraderie is strong, blending playful ribbing (especially when discussing Lunchbox’s bad luck), self-deprecating humor, and honest life talk. There’s a healthy amount of sarcasm, especially in topical debates (costume controversies, national security, wild news stories), balanced by genuine moments (struggles with sleep, career frustrations, the realities of divorce).

Final Thoughts

For listeners who missed the show, this episode captures the “real life meets ridiculous” charm of The Bobby Bones Show. It’s a blend of modern workplace drama, family humor, and offbeat news—a perfect lunchtime or commute listen for fans of relatable, quick-witted radio banter.