TUES PT 2: Did Amy And Bobby Ever Date? + We Publicly Apologize To People

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary: "TUES PT 2: Did Amy And Bobby Ever Date? + We Publicly Apologize To People"

Release Date: February 25, 2025

Introduction In this engaging episode of The Bobby Bones Show, host Bobby Bones delves into a variety of topics ranging from the most disliked children's television shows to heartfelt public apologies among the show's cast. The episode seamlessly weaves humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions, providing listeners with a comprehensive and entertaining experience.

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1. The Most Hated Children's Shows Bobby initiates the conversation by exploring the realm of children's programming that parents find least appealing. The discussion targets popular shows like Blippi, Coco Melon, and Peppa Pig, dissecting why these shows garner mixed reactions from adults.

• Blippi Critique: Langston Kerman expresses his frustration with Blippi, describing it as "so terrible, so boring" that it leaves him questioning the show's purpose ([03:00]).

  Langston Kerman: "But they absolutely love it. And it is so terrible, so boring."

• Coco Melon Concerns: David Bord voices his displeasure with Coco Melon for its repetitive songs and simplistic animation, leading him to restrict his child's viewing ([04:00]-[05:01]).

  David Bord: "Coco Melon is from Southern California, so. Good point."

• Peppa Pig Analysis: The conversation shifts to Peppa Pig, where Bobby highlights the show's British origins and its portrayal of a disrespectful female pig character, prompting David to question the impact on viewers' behavior ([05:22]-[07:03]).

  Bobby Bones: "Peppa Pig is a British animated television series for preschoolers."

2. Good News Segment Eddie shares an uplifting story about a high school in Wisconsin that received a generous $1.8 million estate donation from Millie Lindahl, an alumnus with fond memories of the institution. Instead of selling the property, the school plans to transform it into a performance center named in her honor ([07:33]-[08:34]).

• Highlight Quote:

  Eddie: "That's cool."

  David Bord: "And she's like, yeah, I had a dead squirrel in my yard."

3. Morning Corny Tuesday Reviews In this segment, Bobby invites his co-hosts to review their latest television and streaming show experiences.

• Capture on Peacock: Bobby praises the espionage-themed series, awarding it 4.5 out of 5 video monitors for its gripping narrative without divulging spoilers ([08:39]-[10:04]).

  Bobby Bones: "I give it four and a half out of five video monitors."

• Zero Day on Netflix: David Bord enjoys the realistic portrayal of cyber-attacks in Zero Day, rating it 4 out of 5 for its plausible storyline featuring Robert De Niro ([10:05]-[11:02]).

  David Bord: "It feels very realistic. Like, some of these shows get a little bit too bizarre on, like, what could happen in the world."

• Shared Reviews: Maria Fernanda Diaz concurs with David's rating, emphasizing the show's authenticity ([11:02]-[11:06]).

  Maria Fernanda Diaz: "I also watched Zero Day on Netflix. Binged it all in one night."

4. Public Apologies A heartfelt segment where Bobby, David Bord, and Langston Kerman take turns offering public apologies for personal missteps.

• David Bord Apologizes to His Wife: David recounts an incident where he dismissed his wife's concern about a flat tire, only to realize she was right when she sought professional help ([22:52]-[23:56]).

  David Bord: "She went to the tire place without telling me because she didn't believe me."

• Langston Kerman Apologizes to His Neighbor: Langston admits to irresponsibly disposing of a dead squirrel from his yard into his neighbor's property ([24:07]-[25:04]).

  Langston Kerman: "I'd like to apologize to my neighbor. That was me. I threw the squirrel in your yard because it was dead in my yard and I didn't need it."

• Bobby Bones Apologizes to His Wife: Bobby shares his regret over not allowing his wife to join his pickleball training, acknowledging his competitive nature hindered their bonding ([27:04]-[27:55]).

  Bobby Bones: "I should have said yes, come out. But I was like, I gotta train."

5. Death Is Inevitable: Painful Ways to Die The hosts engage in a morbid yet enlightening discussion about the most painful ways to die, referencing scientific insights.

• Burned Alive: Ranked as the most painful due to the prolonged nature of suffering ([52:35]-[52:49]).

  Bobby Bones: "Number one is being burned alive."

• Radiation Poisoning and Bug Attacks: Subsequent points include radiation poisoning and being eaten alive by insects, highlighting the extreme pain associated with these deaths ([53:03]-[54:19]).

  Bobby Bones: "Number two is radiation poisoning, because it's a version of burning, but you're poisoned from the inside."

6. Story of the Day: Cannon Drug Delivery Scheme Langston Kerman narrates a bizarre attempt by two young men to smuggle drugs into a jail using a cannon, which ultimately fails when authorities intercept the operation ([50:35]-[51:28]).

Langston Kerman: "They went, found a cannon and they were trying to shoot drugs from a cannon over the jail fence."

7. Additional Discussions The episode also touches on various lighter topics, including favorite foods that are generally disliked by others, such as oysters and blue cheese, and intriguing news snippets like egg smuggling at the southern border and a new prostate cancer urine test with a high detection rate.

• Disliked Foods Debate: The hosts debate foods like Brussels sprouts, blue cheese, pineapples on pizza, and black licorice, sharing their personal tastes and societal perceptions ([43:36]-[49:58]).

  Langston Kerman: "I'd rather have a nice car than not."

• Prostate Cancer Test Innovation: Bobby introduces a groundbreaking at-home urine test developed by Michigan researchers, boasting a 92% accuracy rate in detecting aggressive prostate cancers ([42:20]-[43:03]).

  Bobby Bones: "A new at-home urine test developed by Michigan researchers identified over 92% correct of aggressive cancers."

Conclusion Bobby Bones successfully balances humor, personal stories, and meaningful discussions, delivering an episode that resonates with a broad audience. From dissecting the quirks of children's television to fostering accountability through public apologies, The Bobby Bones Show continues to entertain and engage its listeners with authenticity and wit.

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Notable Quotes:

• Langston Kerman at [03:00]: "But they absolutely love it. And it is so terrible, so boring."
• David Bord at [05:22]: "Peppa Pig is from Britain. Are they ever disrespectful to you because they see Peppa be disrespectful?"
• David Bord at [22:52]: "She went to the tire place without telling me because she didn't believe me."
• Bobby Bones at [52:35]: "Number one is being burned alive."

Timestamp Reference:

• All timestamps are in MM:SS format and correspond to the segments highlighted above.

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Final Thoughts This episode exemplifies The Bobby Bones Show's ability to tackle diverse topics with humor and sincerity. Whether it's critiquing children's shows, sharing good news, reviewing the latest series, or offering heartfelt apologies, listeners are treated to a well-rounded and captivating experience.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

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[David Bord]

Hi, I'm David Bord and I'm his grandson Langston Kerman, and we host My Mama Told Me the Podcast about Black Conspiracy theories and we're here to tell you that we have our boy Lamorne Morris on the podcast this week.

[Bobby Bones]

You will not want to miss out on hilarious moments like these.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm the same guy who believes in.

[David Bord]

Lizard people, so I don't really.

[Langston Kerman]

We should have started with that. I look at all this like this.

[David Bord]

I go catch Lamorne Morris on My Mama Told Me with Langston Kirman and David boury on the iHeartRadio Apple, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Hey y'all, I'm Maria Fernanda Diaz. When youn're Invisible is my love letter to the working class people and immigrants who shaped me. Season 2 shares stories about community and being underestimated.

[Bobby Bones]

All the greatest changes have happened when a couple of people said, this sucks, let's do something about it.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

We get paid to serve you, but we're made out of the same things.

[Bobby Bones]

It's rare to have black male teachers. Sometimes I am the Testament.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Listen to when youn're Invisible on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Arturo Castro]

Hi, I'm Arturo Castro and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and Roadhouse. And now I'm starting a podcast because honestly guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians. People like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, and Joseph Gordon Levitt.

[Bobby Bones]

I love storytelling and I love you. So I can't wait.

[Arturo Castro]

Listen and subscribe to Greatest escapes on the iHeartra radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Wake up, wake up in the morning. Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bone. What children shows do parents hate the most? So I'll go with Young Kids Lunchbox. What kids show do you watch or that your kids watch that you hate?

[Langston Kerman]

There's a guy, he does. I don't even know what he does. His name is Blippi.

[Bobby Bones]

And Blippi, that's the guy's name, that's the show, right?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, yeah. But I don't even understand the point of the show. Like, we sit there and he just goes to, like, a zoo and like, whoa, look at this animal. I'm in a ball pit.

[Bobby Bones]

Woo.

[Langston Kerman]

And he does nothing. But they absolutely love it. And it is so terrible, so boring. And I am like, can we just turn this crap off? But, dad, can we watch Blippi? Oh, my gosh. Don't let your kids watch Blippi.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you think partially it's because there's so much color and he's doing things that are fun for kids to watch. And really that's it.

[Langston Kerman]

That might be because he's like, blue and orange, I guess is what the color is. And he does do cool things. And they always like, dad, can we go to where Blippi went? I'm like, no, dude, that's like, in California and it's like a petting zoo. Like, I'm not going to go all the way to California to go to a petting zoo.

[Bobby Bones]

But you could say like your dad did to you because remember when he took you to the.

[Langston Kerman]

He used to take me to the circus and we would go and we'd pet the elephants in the parking lot and then we would leave. Until I was an adult, I thought.

[Bobby Bones]

That was a circus, but it was.

[Langston Kerman]

It was them just getting out of the cages in the parking lot to go into the circus.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you can Blippi them just like your dad did.

[Langston Kerman]

You're right. But I mean, Blippi and his voice.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, God, kids, it's Blippi.

[David Bord]

I think Blippi makes, like, a ton of money.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, a ton of money. Has to.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[David Bord]

And, like, it has a normal family and everything.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, he was coming to town. I looked up tickets. Cheapest ticket, $70 to go to.

[Bobby Bones]

Blippi's net worth is estimated to be between 75 and 90 million dollars.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Forbes has him at 140 million.

[David Bord]

And he really does do, like, just dumb stuff like, oh, let's get on the swing.

[Bobby Bones]

According to forbes, he earns 25 million annually through his entertainment videos for children. His Name is Stephen John.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[David Bord]

And you wouldn't recognize him like in normal clothes?

[Bobby Bones]

I wouldn't think so. He looks really orange and blue here. Eddie, what show is awful?

[David Bord]

Coco Melon. They just do these dumb songs and I think it's like in a different. I think they're made in a different country. So they don't. They don't even sing the nursery rhymes right like the way that we learned them. So it's just weird and it's just very strange. Like I had to cut my kid off from watching Coco Melon.

[Bobby Bones]

Coco Melon is from Southern California, so. Good point.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, really? Oh, that other country.

[David Bord]

That is weird. I thought it was like Brazilian or something.

[Langston Kerman]

But it does have catchy songs. And the kids learn the songs like by watching Coco.

[David Bord]

So you like it?

[Langston Kerman]

I don't hate it.

[Bobby Bones]

So the children's show that parents hate the most, number one is Coco Melon. Y3D animated videos of nursery rhymes to critics say it's bad due to its repetitive nature and overly simplistic animation. Next was Blippi, an energetic guy who shows kids factory zoos and parks.

[Langston Kerman]

It is. I mean, it just drives me nuts.

[Bobby Bones]

Anything else on the list before I tell you? Number three, Bluey.

[Langston Kerman]

No, I like Bluey. Blue is fun. Bluey is so fun. It is.

[Bobby Bones]

It is.

[Langston Kerman]

Like it's good for adults. Like it has adult humor.

[Bobby Bones]

Bluey is.

[Langston Kerman]

Yes.

[Eddie]

What kind of adult humor?

[Langston Kerman]

Like, it's like real life. Like they. The parents fight and it's like, man. Cuz they leave the cabinets open or whatever and it's like, man, that's really what happens, you know, mom and dad get upset and they're like, mom, dad, will you quit fighting? And the kids say the same thing. Watch going, hell yeah, I like Bluey. I'll be honest. My older kid has got into Pokemon. I don't understand it. I don't know what is going on. And I didn't realize that the yellow guy is not Pokemon. The whole time I thought he was Pokemon and the show was about him. But there's different Pokemons. Their names are impossible to say. It makes no sense. And I want my kid to get out of it as soon as possible.

[Bobby Bones]

Mike still watches Pokemon? Yeah, he loves it.

[Langston Kerman]

Maybe he doesn't want my kids ended up like Mike.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh no.

[David Bord]

Okay, I know the third one.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[David Bord]

Peppa Pig.

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[David Bord]

It's just annoying. That's from a different country. Maybe that's why I don't like it.

[Langston Kerman]

How do you not like Peppa Pig? It's hilarious. They Just like, pig is so fun.

[David Bord]

So they call vacations holiday. Cuz I think it's like in Britain or whatever. And like, so now my kids are just like, hey, are we going on holiday this year? Stop talking like that.

[Langston Kerman]

It's such a show.

[Eddie]

Sounds sophisticated.

[Bobby Bones]

Peppa Pig is number three.

[Langston Kerman]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

It's an animated female pig and the pig is at times disrespectful to her parents.

[David Bord]

Oh, yeah, she is.

[Bobby Bones]

Does that, Peppa, does that ever come back to you? She's British. Are they ever disrespectful to you because they see Peppa be disrespectful?

[David Bord]

That's a good. I have not noticed that, but I, I'll keep an eye out for that.

[Bobby Bones]

Now, Peppa Pig is from Britain. It is a British animated television series for preschoolers.

[David Bord]

What is funny though is the, the dialogue. They do like, say like the dad's talking. He's like, so today we're gonna, we're going to walk to the.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, like a pig.

[David Bord]

It's amazing, like how they talk and then they snort in the middle of their sentence.

[Langston Kerman]

So good. That's what I'm saying, Pepp.

[Bobby Bones]

This guy's not that passionate about anything, but, like the challenge.

[Langston Kerman]

But those are, those are shows that, like, when my kids are watching those, I will sit down and I will enjoy the episode. Like, I'm like, that's funny. And you can you laugh at it. And other ones, it's like, gosh, please, Flippy, get off my screen.

[Bobby Bones]

That's passionate.

[Arturo Castro]

It's time for the good news with producer Eddie.

[David Bord]

There's a high school in Wisconsin that received a huge, amazing gift. And they're like, what on earth? Like, who gave this? It was a 1.8 million dollar estate.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[David Bord]

Somebody donated their estate to the school.

[Bobby Bones]

And then they just sell it and keep the money.

[David Bord]

No, no, no. The school's like, well, what are we gonna do with it? Right? But first they were like, who, who is this? So they did some research. They found out that it belonged to Millie Lindahl and she went to school there like 70 years ago.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[David Bord]

And she said she, she didn't have any family, she didn't have any kids, no close relatives. So she wanted to give it to the high school because she had such great memories there. And now the school's like, I think we're going to turn into a performance center and just name it after her.

[Bobby Bones]

So they're not selling it with the money. They're going to actually use the land.

[David Bord]

They're going to use it oh, wow.

[Eddie]

That's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy. I feel bad for old Nelly Millie. Whatever.

[David Bord]

Yeah. Just by herself.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[David Bord]

No one like, just like.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll just give it to the school, I guess.

[Eddie]

But she had a lot of fond memories there 70 years ago.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not fighting that. I'm just saying that. Dang, that's crazy. All right, good story. That is what it's all about.

[Langston Kerman]

That was.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell me something good. Over to Amy with the Morning Corny.

[Langston Kerman]

The Morning Corny.

[Eddie]

Singing in the shower is fun until you get so your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm just confused with the delivery. Okay, I'm in. That was the Morning Corny Tuesday reviews day. Let's do a few here. I'll go first. I watch the complete season one and two of the Capture on Peacock. We actually started it last week and finished it this week. It's awesome. I mentioned it that we were going through it. It is a show that's basically about surveillance, government. It's one of those. It's awesome. So I don't want to say too much because I'll spoil it. The first season was like 2019. The second season wasn't until 2022. Then we thought there are no more. But no, they're doing another season. So it's the Capture on Peacock. I give it four and a half out of five video monitors.

[Eddie]

Nice.

[Bobby Bones]

Two seasons. Awesome.

[David Bord]

You definitely have a type. Like you have a type of show.

[Eddie]

Right now for sure. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Anything with like CIA, aliens, end of the world aliens. Yeah, Any of that stuff I'm in for. But this is. This is awesome. And you gotta watch. I know I've reviewed it before, but you have to watch A Day of the Jackal. It's also on.

[Eddie]

I started that.

[Bobby Bones]

Peacock's in like they are in putting some good shows on now. So I give it four and a half out of five. Mike D. What'd you watch? I watched Zero Day on Netflix with the. It's a series, six episodes. I'm kind of in that mode that you're in. It's about a cyber attack that happens in the US where all technology goes down for like a minute. Robert De Niro. Yeah. And then a bunch of people die and he gets hired to kind of lead the investigation. He's a former president. We've only watched one episode of this, but I jumped on it as soon as I saw. Oh, there's people hacking stuff. I'm in. So what do you give it? I give it four out of five cyber attacks. It feels very realistic. Like, some of these shows get a little bit too bizarre on, like, what could happen in the world. This one feels like it could happen right now. And Robert De Niro probably isn't going to be in something bad, right?

[David Bord]

Probably not.

[Bobby Bones]

He also doesn't do TV shows like this. Good point. 4 out of 5 good. Amy? Anything?

[Eddie]

I can't review anything. I've just been taking your suggestions. I've started those shows and I can say they're all good. Like paradise and Jackal, whatever, both good.

[Bobby Bones]

Can't review it yet. We heard nothing. All we heard was static when she said that.

[Eddie]

But I'm.

[Bobby Bones]

All we heard is static.

[Eddie]

But now people can take capture more seriously. They can take your review of capture more seriously. Because I'm saying you're reviewing my reviews now. You're on fire.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I'll take that. Morgan. Anything?

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Yeah, I also watched Zero Day on Netflix. Binged it all in one night.

[Bobby Bones]

So, so good.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

I also give it four out of five electronic devices.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that stuff. You know, that stuff's happening. You know it's gonna happen.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

It was very real life. I was like, I feel like this could be our lives.

[Bobby Bones]

We'll get to some more. Coming up just a little bit.

[Eddie]

Hey, y'all.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

I'm Maria Fernanda Diaz. My podcast when youn're Invisible is my love letter to the working class people and immigrants who shaped my life. I get to talk to a lot of people who form the backbone of our society, but who have never been interviewed before. Season 2 is all about community organizing and being underestimated.

[Bobby Bones]

All the greatest changes have happened when a couple of people said, this sucks. Let's do something about it.

[Eddie]

I can't have more than $2,000 in.

[Bobby Bones]

My bank account or else I can't get disability benefits. They won't let you succeed.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

I know we get paid serve you guys, but, like, be respectful. We're made out of the same things. Bone, body, blood.

[Bobby Bones]

It's rare to have black male teachers. Sometimes I am the lesson. And I'm also the testament.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Listen to when youn're Invisible as part of the My Cultura Podcast Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Arturo Castro]

Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and roadhous and so many commercials about back pain. And now I'm starting a podcast because honestly, guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for greatest escapes. A new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians to tell them a buckwild tale from across history and time. People like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, Joseph Gordon Levitt and Zoe Chao.

[David Bord]

Titanic, Charles Manson, Alcatraz, Assata Shakur, the.

[Bobby Bones]

Sketchy guy named Steve.

[Arturo Castro]

It's giving funny true crime.

[Bobby Bones]

I love storytelling and I love you, so I can't wait.

[Arturo Castro]

Listen and subscribe to Greatest escapes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[John Cameron Mitchell]

This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies, like bad touch football, anti racism, spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.

[Eddie]

Karen, where have you brought us?

[John Cameron Mitchell]

Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm Mark Seale.

[David Bord]

And I'm Nathan King.

[Bobby Bones]

This is Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli. The five families did not want us to shoot that picture.

[David Bord]

Leave the Gun Take the Cannoli is based on my co host Mark's best selling book of the same title. And on this show we call upon his years of research to help unpack the story behind the Godfather's birth. From start to finish, this is really.

[Bobby Bones]

The first interview I've done in bed.

[David Bord]

We sift through innumerable accounts. 35 pages isn't very much, many of them conflicting.

[Bobby Bones]

That's nonsense. There were 60 pages.

[David Bord]

And try to get to the truth of what really happened.

[Bobby Bones]

And they said we're finished. This is over. Not only is not going to work, you got to get rid of those guys.

[David Bord]

It's just that Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli features new and archival interviews with Francis Ford Coppola, Robert Evans, James Caan, Talia Shire and many others. Yes, that was a real horse's head. Listen and subscribe to Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

The Bobby Bones Show More Tuesday Reviews Day lunchbox. You have anything?

[Langston Kerman]

No, I Got one episode left to apple cider vinegar, but I can't review it because I'm not done.

[Bobby Bones]

See, that guy knows how to follow rules. Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Yep. I want to review it so bad.

[David Bord]

You can't.

[Langston Kerman]

But I got one episode left.

[Bobby Bones]

It'll be white noise. Eddie, anything?

[David Bord]

Yeah, I actually went to the movie theater. I saw Paddington in Peru.

[Bobby Bones]

The bear. Yeah.

[David Bord]

So I guess the first Paddington, he's in London. That's the whole story of him, whatever, being adopted by a family. Then. Now he got a letter from his aunt who lives in Peru. I guess Paddington's from Peru, so he goes with the whole family. They go to Peru to go find his aunt, and she's missing, so they're in the jungle.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm good on telling the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good on that.

[David Bord]

I'm gonna be real. I'm just. Dude. My oldest son is 17 years old. My youngest is 6. I've been going to these dumb movies for way too long. So I don't care if the movie's good. I'm over these cartoons, and it's not really a cartoon. It's a fake bear. But I'm just over these kinds of movies. I want to now take my kids to good movies. So Paddington in Peru. It's not a bad movie, but I'm gonna give it three oranges because I'm just tired of these movies.

[Bobby Bones]

What's the best cartoon that you went to as a dad that ended up being awesome for you?

[David Bord]

This is good. Coco was awesome. I saw because that reminded me of me.

[Bobby Bones]

Reminded me of me. But, yeah, go ahead.

[David Bord]

Coco was good. Inside outs. Oh, dude. Both inside outs are really, really good.

[Bobby Bones]

I've seen one. I've not seen two, but two. Does anxiety come into play? Inside out.

[David Bord]

She's a. She's like, almost a teenager, so it's different emotions.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Are there hormones that come into inside out, too, or is that too much? Is that three? Just the emotions. Okay.

[David Bord]

It's like embarrassment.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. Hormones that happen yet? Well, you said teenager. I didn't know they could get there with inside out three.

[David Bord]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Inside out one was so good.

[David Bord]

So good.

[Bobby Bones]

I just can't. I guess I could. I haven't sat down and said I want to dedicate time to a cartoon, even though Mike doesn't like calling them cartoons. They're animated movies. Animated movies. But those are. They do a wonderful job of doing kid and adult parallel at the same time.

[David Bord]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Anything else?

[David Bord]

Yeah, that I like.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[David Bord]

I mean, the Toy Stories are really good. Oh, Remember Soul? Soul was really good.

[Bobby Bones]

Never saw it.

[Langston Kerman]

Soul was, like, really good.

[David Bord]

It's like a jazz movie.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

That is an adult movie, but definitely.

[David Bord]

The kids didn't stick to that one. The kids are like, what is this?

[Eddie]

So, yeah, when Lunchbox says that was an adult movie, what does that mean?

[Langston Kerman]

I watched it and I'm like, there's no way kids should watch this movie. Like, it's like.

[Eddie]

But it's a cartoon.

[David Bord]

No, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[David Bord]

It's a party.

[Langston Kerman]

Just like, it's like death.

[David Bord]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

And, like, serious.

[Bobby Bones]

How they address.

[Langston Kerman]

That's very serious. And I'm like, this is not fun for kids at all.

[Bobby Bones]

It's about him having, like, a midlife crisis, like, deciding what he wants to do with his life. Have I seen Soul?

[David Bord]

I feel like probably not.

[Bobby Bones]

Watch it. You'd remember it came out, like, in 2020.

[Eddie]

Oh, I don't remember a lot from that year.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. That's why I'm thinking. Do I? Okay. There was one, though, that I watched Up. Up was good.

[David Bord]

You like Up?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Cars is oldie, but a goodie. That's a cartoon.

[David Bord]

That's so good.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't feel like that was, like, adult pointed, though. Did you? I thought it was fine.

[Eddie]

I thought it was great for adults. So I don't know. I guess probably.

[Bobby Bones]

You can't listen. You probably remember more than I do. I don't remember watching that going, I really enjoyed this as an adult.

[Eddie]

That was the first movie we ever saw together as friends.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, but I'm saying, you, too. Yeah.

[David Bord]

Really.

[Bobby Bones]

But I remember being like, y'all went to cars.

[Eddie]

Shout out 2006.

[Langston Kerman]

It was a big night.

[Eddie]

Man 5 or something. 2006.

[David Bord]

Were y'all. Were y'all trying something?

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

No.

[David Bord]

Amy was married.

[Eddie]

No, I was dating.

[Bobby Bones]

No, Actually, I was auditioning to see if I liked her enough to be on the show because, like. Because everybody has to be a friend.

[Eddie]

You can't just come in said as friends.

[David Bord]

Well, I didn't know.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. We've talked about it a few times.

[Eddie]

A lot.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[David Bord]

No, you've not talked about your cars.

[Eddie]

Where it could. Literally, listeners could answer that question of what movie did Bobby and Amy see when they first became friends? Boom. Cars, I guarantee you.

[Bobby Bones]

So we were trying something. I was auditioning her as a closer friend to see if I could work with her every day.

[David Bord]

I got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[David Bord]

How was that time?

[Bobby Bones]

Good.

[David Bord]

Good. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I remember her telling her because she was dating her, then it became her husband. I was like, military. Far Away, no good. Like you'll never see him get out. And I was wrong, but then I was right.

[David Bord]

I guess long term. Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Like I held on for the long term win.

[Eddie]

You were wrong.

[Bobby Bones]

But I didn't know him.

[Eddie]

The reasons you gave have nothing to do with why I was like, he's.

[Bobby Bones]

Another country, so he knows what he's up to.

[Eddie]

Divorce.

[David Bord]

Interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So that's all. I didn't know him, but I think in the end I ended up coming out. Right.

[David Bord]

When did you guys talk about that? Before the movie or after the movie?

[Eddie]

No, we didn't talk about it.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't talk during movies. Yeah, so definitely not during. I don't remember. I just remember going, yeesh, that's tough. Like, doesn't live here like military, like appreciate military. But like if one of my friends gonna be with a dude, I was like, they're probably up to no good.

[David Bord]

And Amy, what did you say to that?

[Eddie]

Like, well, that wasn't the case.

[Bobby Bones]

She was like, no, because my sister.

[Eddie]

Is married to his best friend. We've known him from when they were kids. Yeah. Like it definitely seemed like he came out of nowhere and then all of a sudden I was dating this guy and. Yeah. But I was. I put a lot in the fact that our families knew each other. And yeah, I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I first met him when I was nine and everybody always talked about how amazing he was. So I was like, well, this is gonna work out.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna take that from the L category, put in the W. Yeah.

[Eddie]

But none of that had anything to do with like a lot happens in 17 years. Like that. We were married a very long time.

[David Bord]

For sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I know I wasn't right about why. I just was right about all of it, you know?

[Eddie]

Right. But isn't that a 50, 50 guess these days?

[David Bord]

Yeah, like just marriage.

[Bobby Bones]

General gonna laugh. Anybody right? Say, don't do it. And then if they ever get divorced, you're like, I told you exactly. What other one? I'm thinking of another animated movie that I saw that was really good. You liked all the sing movies that.

[David Bord]

Have you watched all of them?

[Bobby Bones]

I've watched. No, no, no. I've watched sing one with my nephew who's just turned three and I didn't want to watch it. And we started by just watching YouTube clips because he just wanted to watch the monkey play. I forget what his name was.

[David Bord]

Gorilla.

[Bobby Bones]

Gorilla, yeah. And I was like, oh, that's fun. Cuz they're doing actual songs like and then he only calms down for the most part when the whole movie's on. So I was like, let's just turn the whole movie on. And then I just got off my. Just looked up and I was in. It was good because the real music. That's good. Things are good.

[David Bord]

Have you seen the one with Bono in it?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, I saw. Yeah, Bono, he's the old. Comes out with a guitar, plays. Yeah, I've seen it, but I haven't watched every second. I've watched that one in YouTube video shorts. Because that's number two. That sing two, right? Yeah, because he's got the guitar and he's like, I don't know if I can go out there.

[David Bord]

He's like an old rock star.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that spoiling animated kids movie? If you say kind of what happens near the end?

[David Bord]

They don't care, do. They're not listening.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like it's just kids, right? I don't think kids care about spoilers.

[David Bord]

Yeah, they don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. That kid's seen it a hundred times. He wants to watch that movie. We're gonna do. Is there anyone you'd like to apologize to that. That's the segment. Eddie's the one that suggested it. I don't know why Are you looking to public apologize? Yes, go ahead.

[David Bord]

Yes, I'd like to apologize to my wife. A few days ago, she came to me and said that her tire was flat, that it was indicating on the screen in her car that one of her tires was going flat. I inspected the tire myself, went, punched it a little bit, squeezed it, moved it around like, this isn't flat. Your whatever's telling you it's flat is not flat. Fine. She went another day. She says, still tell me it's even more flat. I checked it. It's not flat. Turns out she had a nail in it. And then because she went against me.

[Bobby Bones]

And went to the tires. Now it's her fault.

[David Bord]

She went to the tire place without telling me because she didn't believe me.

[Bobby Bones]

But you were wrong. That's.

[David Bord]

That's why I'm apologizing, because I was wrong. But I'm just saying I was a little upset that she went. She totally just, just.

[Bobby Bones]

But her.

[David Bord]

Ignored me.

[Bobby Bones]

But her instinct said, you're wrong.

[Eddie]

She needed to ignore you or she's going to end up on the side of the road.

[David Bord]

Right. You're right. And that's why I'd like to apologize.

[Bobby Bones]

Did she end up on the side of the road?

[David Bord]

No, she did not.

[Eddie]

Thank goodness. Because she Was proactive, yes.

[David Bord]

She said, my husband's stupid. I'm going to go check this out. At a tire place?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you get mad at her when she told you?

[David Bord]

No. No. I was like, wow, you were right. I'm sorry. You were absolutely right.

[Bobby Bones]

Good for you.

[Eddie]

So now you're just publicly apologizing?

[David Bord]

Yes, I'm publicly apologizing. And inside, when she went against what I said, I was kind of a little irritated. But I'm over it now.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox? Anyone you want to apologize to?

[Langston Kerman]

I'd like to apologize to my neighbor. There was a dead squirrel in my yard, and I didn't want the kids playing with it, so I got two sticks and just flung it over into their yard.

[Bobby Bones]

And they didn't do anything to you?

[Langston Kerman]

No, they didn't do anything to me, but I. I didn't have anywhere to put the dead squirrel.

[Bobby Bones]

Trash bag?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. I mean, I was just outside, and the kids were outside, and I was like, man, I'll just fling it over their yard.

[David Bord]

So now he has a dead squirrel in his yard.

[Langston Kerman]

So they had a dead squirrel in their yard. And the husband was not. Was out of town, so she had to call her son who lives somewhere south of town. And he came over and got the dead squirrel. I was like, oh, I saw Jimmy was over there. She's like, yeah, I had a dead squirrel in my yard. And I was like, oh, that's. That sucks. But I'd like to apologize to my neighbor. That was me. I threw the squirrel in your yard because it was dead in my yard and I didn't need it.

[Bobby Bones]

Appreciate you sharing that. Yeah, it's brave, Amy.

[Eddie]

Well, I do, but it's private.

[David Bord]

What?

[Eddie]

No, that's not the point. No, it's with Bobby. I needed to talk to you in your office. So we'll just see there.

[Bobby Bones]

Apologize.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.

[Bobby Bones]

I forgive you.

[David Bord]

You don't even know what it is. I don't care.

[Eddie]

You don't even.

[Langston Kerman]

I know what it is.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm holding nothing. I have no. I have no resentment.

[David Bord]

What if it's like she stole a million dollars?

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, it could be.

[Bobby Bones]

I would rather not know, because I don't want to get irritated at something.

[Eddie]

Why would you?

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

If you apologize for something that I don't know or I'm not bothered by, there is a chance you're introducing me to being irritated at something, which means.

[Eddie]

That deep down you are irritated by it, which means I need to apologize. I don't need.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I know.

[Eddie]

I want to.

[Bobby Bones]

I Know what it is.

[Eddie]

How do you know?

[Bobby Bones]

Don't apologize for it. Why?

[Eddie]

No, we' I know what it is.

[Bobby Bones]

We're good.

[Eddie]

We're not good.

[Bobby Bones]

I know what it is.

[Eddie]

We're good, but we're not good.

[Bobby Bones]

We all know what it is. We all know what it is.

[David Bord]

We do.

[Eddie]

You can't even tell right now with your tone. It's not good.

[Bobby Bones]

Is my tone weird?

[David Bord]

No, it.

[Eddie]

Oh, you're. You're brushing it off like we're good.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I already know we're good. I don't.

[Eddie]

No. I've known you for 20 years. It's not good.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my God.

[David Bord]

Okay, see, Mike, do you know what it is? I don't know what it is.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys know what it is.

[Langston Kerman]

How do you guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox knows what it is.

[Langston Kerman]

How do you not know what it is?

[David Bord]

I don't know what it is.

[Langston Kerman]

It had the potential to be.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't even say anything else. You do know what it is. Okay.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

I. And I need.

[Eddie]

I want to apologize.

[Bobby Bones]

No need.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, apology accepted.

[Eddie]

But that.

[Bobby Bones]

I know what it is. Apology accepted.

[Eddie]

I know that's. This doesn't feel genuine right now.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Apology accepted.

[Eddie]

Bobby, can. Can we meet in your office? This is. Or you want to do it right now?

[David Bord]

Yes.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

We'll do it later. We'll do it later. I gotta do my thing real quick.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

But I don't think you need to apologize.

[Eddie]

I. I want to. There's a difference.

[Bobby Bones]

Fair enough. Okay.

[Eddie]

Isn't there a difference?

[Bobby Bones]

Do some of you guys not know?

[David Bord]

Still don't know what it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, later. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. Let me do mine. I'd like to apologize to my wife because I have a semi announcement here, but not really. I'm trying to go pro and pickleball. So I hired a pickleball coach, and we just bit her lip because she didn't want to say anything. I heard a pickleball coach. He's a former tennis player.

[David Bord]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Who's, like, playing pickleball at a high level. And I was like, I need somebody to train me because I'm trying to go pro and pickleball.

[Eddie]

Does he live here in Nashville?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. And so I heard. That's not the thing. Don't judge me already. This is not the apology.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, sorry.

[Bobby Bones]

So I hired a pickleball coach, and my wife was like, hey, can I come out and hit some with you in the coach? I was like, no, this is serious. And I Shouldn't have said no. I should just. Should have just let her come out and hit with us.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. I got a little too competitive.

[David Bord]

Said that.

[Bobby Bones]

I know I shouldn't have. That's on me. I'm sorry.

[Langston Kerman]

So she.

[Eddie]

Did she end up coming out or. No, no, no, no.

[Bobby Bones]

But I don't mind letting her next time.

[Eddie]

Okay. Okay. She's probably gonna totally not want to go.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm apologizing. I should have when she asked. I should have said yes, come out. But I was like, I gotta train. I don't want to be, you know, doing anything. It's not up to my level. So I apologize.

[Langston Kerman]

That's good, Morgan.

[Bobby Bones]

Anything you want to apologize to publicly?

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

I mean, I need to apologize to myself because.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

No, guys, this is.

[Bobby Bones]

This is legit.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Because of all my vertigo stuff, I'm just. My head's a little bit in the clouds, and I may or may not have love tapped my garage a little bit when I was trying to get out of it.

[Bobby Bones]

Backed into your garage? Yeah, it.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Like, I thought it was totally up, and it wasn't. And so there's a nice little.

[Bobby Bones]

And.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

And I got mad at myself because I was frustrated with the fact that I'm still dealing with. It was a whole moment. So I need to, like. I'm not very good at giving myself grace when this stuff happens, so.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, maybe get that checked out. Grace.

[Eddie]

Okay, Everybody good? Grace.

[Bobby Bones]

Everybody good? Not now.

[Eddie]

Well, when?

[Bobby Bones]

Another time. We'll do it on the air.

[Eddie]

Oh, see? Okay.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, I love that. Good. Okay. All right.

[Bobby Bones]

No need.

[David Bord]

No need.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Thank you, guys.

[David Bord]

Bones.

[Eddie]

Hey, y'all.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

I'm Maria Fernanda Diaz. My podcast, when youn're Invisible is my love letter to the working class people and immigrants who shaped my life. I get to talk to a lot of people who form the backbone of our society, but who have never been interviewed before. Season 2 is all about community organizing and being underestimated.

[Bobby Bones]

All the greatest changes have happened when a couple of people said, this sucks, let's do something about it.

[Eddie]

I can't have more than $2,000 in.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

My bank account, or else I can't get disability benefits.

[Bobby Bones]

They won't let you succeed.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

I know we get paid to serve you guys, but, like, be respectful. We're made out of the same things. Bone, body, blood.

[Bobby Bones]

It's rare to have black male teachers. Sometimes I am the lesson, and I'm also the testament.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Listen to when you're invisible as part of the Mike Utura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Arturo Castro]

Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and narcos and Roadhouse and so many commercials about back pain. And now I'm starting a podcast because honestly, guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week, I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians to tell them a buck wild tale from across history and time. People like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, Joseph Gordon Levitt and Zoe Chao.

[David Bord]

Titanic, Charles Manson, Alcatraz, Assata Shakur, the.

[Bobby Bones]

Sketchy guy named Steve.

[Arturo Castro]

It's giving funny true crime.

[Bobby Bones]

I love storytelling and I love you, so I can't wait.

[Arturo Castro]

Listen and subscribe to Greatest escapes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[John Cameron Mitchell]

This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently cancelled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies, like bad touch football, anti racism, spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies, are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.

[Eddie]

Karen, where have you brought us?

[John Cameron Mitchell]

Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Welcome. My name is Paola Pedrosa, a medium and the host of the Ghost Therapy podcast, where it's not just about connecting with deceased loved ones. It's about learning through them and their new perspective. Join me on the Ghost Therapy podcast.

[Bobby Bones]

Whoa. My lights in my living room just flickered.

[David Bord]

I'm a little nervous. I'm excited.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm excited nervous. You know, I'm very spiritual person, so I'm like, I'm ready and open.

[Eddie]

That was amazing.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

I feel so grateful right now. I got to speak to my great.

[Eddie]

Grandmother Abuela, and she gave me a.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Lot of really good advice that I'm gonna have to really think about.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Okay, that's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, that is accurate.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Listen to the Ghost Therapy podcast as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, I want to Run a story by you, see how you feel about it. It's about a guy that caught his wife cheating on him. Okay.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And we went way in depth on this on the 25 Whistles podcast, because I'm not going to get into the text because the text got really dirty, but there's a former NFL player, name is Steve Smith, played for the Panthers, played for the Ravens. There's a woman, she's married. Her husband caught the text messages that she was sending with Steve Smith. So he found out that an ex NFL player was cheating, hooking up with his wife. Lots of dirty messages. I'm talking lots. They met because she played in the. The band for the Baltimore Ravens, and he, like, led the band and like, at times played like a drum or something.

[Eddie]

What? There's a band?

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly. We didn't know that either.

[Eddie]

Okay. A professional team for the NFL team. You're right.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's like a pet band. Who knows? So the husband finds out, has all the text saved up, puts them all online. Completely. Number one, Front Street Avenue. Here it is.

[Eddie]

Sounds healthy.

[Bobby Bones]

Went completely viral. There was even a video of him calling Steve Smith, going, hey, you cheated. You hooked up with my wife. And Steve Smith says, I'm sorry. That's basically all he said. How do you feel about him putting all that stuff out there on the Internet?

[Eddie]

I don't like it.

[Bobby Bones]

Why?

[Eddie]

Because. Well, okay. Do they have kids? Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

That's where I went.

[Eddie]

That's the number one reason why. Even if they don't, I don't like it. But if you have kids, you are being incredibly selfish.

[Bobby Bones]

They're both married. Meaning she was married and 99 positive. He is, too, with kids.

[Eddie]

It's like, I don't. I'm. I. I don't like what happened to you. Sometimes just. We have a choice when we're going through something difficult of how to handle it. And there's the high road and the low road, and he took the low road.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I don't want to be a hypocrite. I read all the texts, so I was totally in.

[Eddie]

That's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

Wildly compelled.

[Eddie]

So did all of their kids, friends, which is terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. That sucks. And we were talking about it yesterday and going through all the text messages, and again, you can check out the 25 Whistles podcast if you want to hear it. It does get really dirty. And I felt a bit hypocritical because I was in. I was reading it all. I was blown away. I was watching the video. But then I felt bad and I Was like, oh, I shouldn't have done that. But I was still, like, consuming the content.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

So I'm with you. When it becomes real life, that sucks for them. It doesn't feel like real life because it's like an Internet story. It feels a bit fiction with an NFL player.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So most of the guys that were like, we're for it.

[Eddie]

Most of the guys on the 25 wish list.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Okay, well, I doubt that's how they handle it.

[Bobby Bones]

They're like, blow it up. Blow it up.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Okay. You're not really putting yourself in their shoes.

[Bobby Bones]

He ended up completely taking his account down to the husband, but it's too late.

[Eddie]

It's already out there.

[Bobby Bones]

It's already out there. Lunchbox, what do you think about this?

[Langston Kerman]

I love what he did. I love what he did. She wants to shame him and want to ruin him and go behind his back. Look, I'm gonna out you from the terrible person you are. Like, I did everything to show you love.

[Bobby Bones]

And we don't know what he. Don't know what he did.

[Eddie]

He doesn't sound like a very mature, like a person right now.

[Langston Kerman]

Come across these text messages from your wife and the description in these text messages, and you realize, man, my wife has been doing this for how long with this dude.

[Bobby Bones]

That doesn't mean he's a good dude. And I don't know if he's good or bad.

[Eddie]

That's what I'm saying. I'm sorry.

[Langston Kerman]

I love what he did. You could handle privately, but no, he felt scorned. And so, you know what? If you're gonna burn a bridge, guess what? I'm gonna blow up your world.

[Eddie]

What about the kids?

[Bobby Bones]

Collateral damage or what?

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah. She didn't think about the kids when she did it, did she?

[Eddie]

Well, no, she probably wasn't, but that doesn't mean.

[Bobby Bones]

And I would say there's a difference in maturity and being triggered. You can be mature, but then when you get so triggered, you can be wildly immature because you're triggered. That doesn't mean that he's immature the husband in the rest of his life.

[Eddie]

I know, but I'm just wondering, like, did he have anybody that he ran this by, like, or did he just like.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, Price boys are like, dude.

[Eddie]

Because you would hope that you have someone in your life that's like, hey, look, I get it. I would want to do the same thing.

[Bobby Bones]

However, Amy, one of the best things.

[Langston Kerman]

He did, though, is he called the dude that was cheating on his wife, and he called him and said, hey, Man, I know you've been sleeping with my wife. What do you got to say?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sorry.

[Langston Kerman]

He goes, I'm sorry.

[Eddie]

And he recorded himself. It was awesome.

[Langston Kerman]

Boom. It was like Cheaters, the TV show. It was so good.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It was compelling. I felt a little gross about myself after I'd spent a lot of time watching it and reading the text messages, but I was. I was enthralled.

[Langston Kerman]

I mean, those texts were crazy, weren't they?

[Bobby Bones]

They're about what? They were crazy. Yeah.

[Eddie]

I mean, I can understand being like.

[Bobby Bones]

Those dirty books you read.

[Langston Kerman]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

When they do a dragon. Well, yeah.

[Eddie]

First of all, fourth wing. I haven't even made it to a dirty part yet, but the dragon caressed my inner thigh. No. But now I understand how the dragons are involved. I. I get it.

[Bobby Bones]

I. Yeah, check it out. It's a wild story.

[Langston Kerman]

I'll send you the text.

[Eddie]

I'll check it out, but I'm not gonna find joy in it. Like, lunchbox, like we talked about, Would.

[Bobby Bones]

We release it and for what reason? And I said, I don't think I would. Not because of the maturity thing. I think I would be embarrassed.

[Eddie]

Well, do. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, it would embarrass me. Like. Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Like, oh, I can't believe my spouse would do that to me. I'm embarrassed.

[Bobby Bones]

And I said, because probably he's hung.

[Eddie]

He's unhung.

[Bobby Bones]

No bigger, no.

[David Bord]

Opposite.

[Eddie]

Okay, all right. Yeah. I mean, that could be a thing. I just. Yeah. I don't know. There's just. There's a better way to go about it. I think down the line, he's going to really regret handling it this way.

[Bobby Bones]

I think he already does because he took it all down.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So. All right, thank you for your feedback.

[Eddie]

I guess we all know how some people in this room would handle it.

[Bobby Bones]

From tmz. Two rappers have found mysterious coffins on their doorsteps outside their Florida homes. The creepy black coffin was dropped off at DJ Khaled's Miami residence. Two people claiming to be from a delivery company arrived at the house in a truck, pulled it out. If anybody's dropping a coffin off at my house, I don't like it. I don't care what situation is, what world I'm in. Police said the Grammy award winner security guard had the coffin destroyed and disposed of. Fans speculated online that the ominous delivery was connected to a rivalry between DJ Khaled and a Canadian rapper. Oh, it's Drake. Are they feuding? Drake and DJ Khaled are feuding.

[David Bord]

He's feuding Again with someone else.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he's lost too many. He needs to take a step back. Drake makes great music, but he needs to take a step back. In the feuds. Americans suffer from touch deprivation from the Touch Research Institute. In other words, we don't touch each other enough. It's especially common for people who live alone and don't have much of a social life outside work. As humans, we should touch more. It lifts your mood. It helps you fight pain. And touch is better than words for communicating true feelings like love, trust, and appreciation. Side note, for me, I wouldn't get touchy at work.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. No, I don't think that's what they're saying.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. If you're deprived, you got to do it outside of the business hours.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

Right, Right. Or HR will not be deprived of calling you and possibly letting you go.

[David Bord]

Does this include hugs?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I think any.

[Bobby Bones]

Any Touch.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And you can hug or.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. I don't even touch people in pictures anymore.

[Eddie]

We could hug each other.

[Bobby Bones]

All of us. I'm good.

[David Bord]

I'll give you a hug.

[Eddie]

If we needed a hug, we would give each other a hug.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I'm good, though. Every morning.

[Eddie]

I get that you're good right now.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'm good.

[Eddie]

But one day, might need a hug.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, I tell you, I'll take you up on that. One day, I might need a hug.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

A better title is more important than a raise from Psychology Today.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Stupid.

[Eddie]

Who are they asking?

[Bobby Bones]

They said the size of a paycheck plays only a minor role in determining work happiness. More important, it's how far you've gone up the corporate ladder. Researchers found that employees gained the most satisfaction not from getting paid the most, but from ranking higher than others where they work. So it's more of a status thing if they have higher status and everybody knows it. More than getting paid more and nobody knows it. It's how Lunchbox wants to live his life. He'd rather have a really expensive car and be broke than have money and not be able to show it.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So bizarre.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, I mean, I would rather have a nice car than not, but.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's not the not. It is. Would you rather have a Lamborghini and have $5,000 in the bank, but no one knows that you only have $5,000 in the bank? Or would you rather drive what? Your. Your car, that's your 05 Altima and have 2 million in the bank, but you can tell nobody and you can't act.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh, the Lamborghini See what I'm saying? Lamborghini. Why? I mean if you can't have money and flaunt it, what's the point of having it?

[Bobby Bones]

That's my point.

[Langston Kerman]

Like I get it at an office, like if you're the CEO, but man, that is a cool title, but man, to have someone blow you making more money.

[Bobby Bones]

A pilot with an allergy to spiders is bitten mid flight by a tarantula from the New York Post. A pilot with a severe allergy to spiders was bitten, forcing hours long delays as the plane was fumigated. So it wasn't just about the pilot. Since there was a tarantula on the plane, they had to fumigate the whole plane.

[Eddie]

I mean, what, how does this happen international?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. Sometimes in a football stadium a cat will run on the field and you're like how did kitty cat get in the field? Yeah, I don't know how things get on there. Also, they're in these hangars, right. So they're not always moving.

[Eddie]

True.

[Bobby Bones]

So they'll stay in a hangar. Who knows what bugs or snakes can get.

[Eddie]

Like anybody that gets by tarantula is going to be bad. Just particular. Anybody that gets bit by a tarantula that's going to be bad. Like, but he also has an aversion to spiders and he was the pilot. Double bad. So that's my brain instantly was like do we need to look into the co pilot? Did they release something? You know, someone try to poison him?

[Bobby Bones]

My brain didn't think that.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

My brain could use a hug though. Now that you mention it. New urine test detect 92% positive rate of aggressive prostate cancers.

[Eddie]

That's amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

A prostate cancer test now with this can nail if there's an aggressive cancer. The second leading cause of cancer for men living in the United States from the American Cancer Society. But because of poor reporting, most cases go under reported. Now there's a new at home urine test developed by Michigan researchers and a study of 266 men. The test identified over 92% correct of aggressive cancers. Wow. The test looks for 18 specific genes linked to prostate cancer and provides a clear percentage score indicating the likelihood of finding significant cancer from study finds.

[David Bord]

Can we get this thing this chest?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sure you can order it.

[David Bord]

Oh, like on the show. We can do a bit.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, what a terrible.

[Eddie]

Everybody pees to figure out if they.

[Bobby Bones]

Have the same time.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh my.

[Bobby Bones]

We all pee into the same bucket. Yeah. We don't know.

[Eddie]

It is awareness. Awareness is like however you do it.

[Bobby Bones]

And finally, the border patrol is seeing an uptick in egg smuggling on the southern border. From the New York Post. The skyrocketing cost of eggs has prompted an uptick in attempts to smuggle eggs across the southern border. Eggs are more expensive now than they've ever been in the history of eggs. I'm invested in eggs collecting. I get people to sign them, sell them on ebay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Amid an egg shortage. Don't worry. Turkey has promised to step in and fill the void. Yay.

[David Bord]

Thanks, Turkey.

[Eddie]

They're gonna send us eggs.

[Bobby Bones]

Turkey's got a bunch of chickens over there. He's been waiting for the moment, waiting for their time to shine. That's the news. Those were Bobby's bees stories. Bones, is there a widely hated food that you love? So they ask people, like, what do you love that most of your people around you, they don't anything come to mind for you?

[Eddie]

Well, Brussels sprouts. But I feel like they're having a moment for the last several years. So people fancify them. But, I mean, I can just eat them pretty plain.

[Bobby Bones]

I think Brussels sprouts, their moment is based in people putting stuff all around the Brussels sprout. Like, it's just like, watch. Would you like some honey? Brussels sprouts. And it's like 95% honey and a little piece of a Brussels sprout or.

[Eddie]

Bacon, which, to my point, I can just eat them pretty plain.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Lunchbox Tomatoes. I think people like tomatoes.

[David Bord]

Like tomatoes. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think that's really a dislike food.

[David Bord]

Maybe kids.

[Eddie]

Kids don't like shocked right now.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Tomatoes doesn't make the list of even top 10 of disliked food. So something that people generally dislike that you like.

[Langston Kerman]

Sorry, I heard it backwards. I heard something that people like and I dislike. Maybe that's dyslexia.

[David Bord]

Interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

Now you have it.

[Langston Kerman]

Yes. Now all of a sudden, I want.

[Bobby Bones]

To be like, oysters. I'm with you on oysters. I really like oysters.

[David Bord]

I love them.

[Eddie]

Disgusting.

[David Bord]

See, there we go.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of people don't like oysters. Like, there is that reaction. So even if a lot of people like them, the people that don't, they hate them. Oysters comes in at number four on the list. So here we go. This is the list here of foods that people like that most other people hate. Black licorice makes it.

[David Bord]

That's gross.

[Langston Kerman]

Gross.

[Eddie]

I don't like that.

[Langston Kerman]

That's disgusting.

[Eddie]

Nothing about that.

[David Bord]

So gross.

[Bobby Bones]

Like the licorice flavor.

[David Bord]

Is there a black jelly bean?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Black licorice that's that flavor. That's disgusting. Blue cheese is on the list.

[Eddie]

Oh, I love blue cheese.

[Bobby Bones]

When I could eat dairy. I love blue cheese. Yeah, I haven't had any in a long time, but I loved blue cheese. Pineapple on pizza makes the list.

[Langston Kerman]

That is so good. I didn't realize people hated that.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm indifferent.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I'll eat it if it's there and it's the only pizza if it's that or cheese or with vegetables. I ate vegetables on pizza. I'll eat the pineapple if it's with a meat. You don't like it at all. You hate it or you dislike.

[Eddie]

I'm not gonna eat it if that's all that's available. I'll pick the pineapple off oysters.

[David Bord]

There it is.

[Bobby Bones]

65% of people would never touch an oyster. I didn't realize it was hated that much.

[David Bord]

You know, my mom never had an oyster. My dad always wanted her to try oysters because he loved oysters. And she said for his birthday recently, because he just passed, she went and got oysters. She's like, they're actually pretty good. Like, mom, you've been missing out on oysters for so long.

[Bobby Bones]

The texture is what really turned people off about. They look kind of gross, but it's the texture that is a slimy thing.

[David Bord]

Yeah, it's like a. It's like a loogie.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I can eat it.

[Eddie]

It's like a meaty one, fried in on a potato chip, some chipotle mayo.

[Bobby Bones]

You need a lot of flavor to cover. I like them. I'm not gonna eat them raw. I'll eat them completely uncooked. But I'll put a little bit of red sauce on it, whatever that is.

[David Bord]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

The cocktails on it, I don't need it.

[Eddie]

You're not gonna eat them raw, but you'll eat them uncooked.

[Bobby Bones]

I won't eat them.

[Eddie]

The same thing.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no. I won't eat them fully with nothing on it.

[David Bord]

Don't people just grab the noodles? You mean nails and slurp it?

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[David Bord]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

My terminology is not my oyster. Terminology is not correct. Sorry. Anchovies.

[Langston Kerman]

No, gross Sounds gross.

[Eddie]

I feel like y'all made me eat those once.

[Bobby Bones]

The word anchovy sits wrong with us. And sardines, because we were always taught anchovies and sardines are gross. Therefore, I don't know that I've ever really tried them. If I think I cannot ever remember me going knuckles deep in some Anchovies.

[David Bord]

You're right, because it's just a fish. Right?

[Eddie]

They're parts of fish or something.

[Bobby Bones]

One of them, either the anchovy or sardine, is a collection of fish parts. Oh, one of them's a real fish, I believe.

[David Bord]

Okay, then the anchovy is probably the collection.

[Eddie]

I feel like at some point, we put our names on a wheel, and it must have landed on me because I had to eat one of those two out of a jar. Y. Thanks to y'all.

[Langston Kerman]

Or maybe you spoiled a show and that was your punishment.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe.

[Eddie]

Maybe that. Maybe it's disgusting, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Sardines are small, oily fish. They are found in oceans worldwide. They are known for being nutrient rich. So sardines are real fish. Anchovies. I'm assuming this is the one that's the collection. Everything you need to know about anchovies. Anchovies, they're also fish.

[David Bord]

It's just a fish named anchovy.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, here's. How are anchovies different from sardines? Anchovies are smaller. The flavor of anchovies is strong, salty.

[David Bord]

Yeah, it's just a different fish then.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but one of them, when they make them, they can them up, and it's like chum.

[David Bord]

Just like a bunch of fish pieces.

[Bobby Bones]

Which one would that be, Mike? That's kind of the fake one. Trying to find it. I think it has to do with. Yeah. Whenever they can them. Yeah. Anchovies were a key ingredient in the ancient Roman garum, a fermented fish sauce similar to Worcestershire sauce.

[David Bord]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know, but one of them, when they do prepare them for us, they shove in a bunch of other parts, too. It's like hot dogs.

[David Bord]

Yeah. Ground beef.

[Bobby Bones]

Because hot dogs are just like pig penis, pig butthole, whatever. Anything they. That's left over from over. Yeah, it's all just left over. Okay, cool. Anything you hate. Morgan, did you jump in on this?

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Oh, I. I love olives. And people typically hate.

[David Bord]

I hate olives.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Like, I have just jars of them in my fridge ready to eat at any point in time.

[Bobby Bones]

I've developed a taste for olives. I hated olives forever. And then all of a sudden, I was like, let me get some of that action.

[Eddie]

Green or black or both?

[Bobby Bones]

I like them both.

[Eddie]

Now, do you like purple olives?

[David Bord]

Purple.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

They're in Mediterranean food.

[Bobby Bones]

Wouldn't know the difference. They all look black.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

So when you have, like, hummus or go to a Greek or Turkish restaurant, they typically have purple olives in their salads and their foods similar. They're kind of a mixture between black and green olives.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I wouldn't know the difference. I like them though.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

You know what? Apple looks like black to me.

[David Bord]

I don't like cherries.

[Langston Kerman]

What?

[David Bord]

Like straight cherry.

[Bobby Bones]

I like cherries. I just don't like. But like with olives, I don't like that they have the seed. The seed? The heart seed.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

You know I can get olives without them, right?

[Bobby Bones]

I know, but sometimes you can't. True.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

If you go to a restaurant and get olives. No, but if you get canned olives, they're always pitted.

[Bobby Bones]

Sardines are the ones that are a mixture of fishes.

[David Bord]

Oh really?

[Bobby Bones]

If yes, the sardines a fish. But a canned fish that is often considered a mixture of fishes is sardines. A sardine refers to a specific species. But in many cases the canned product may contain a mix of smaller similar fish like sprat, bristling or herring, all packed together tightly in the can.

[David Bord]

A medley.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. A greatest hits of bad fish. Okay. There you go. Bobby Bone show Bonehead story of the day.

[Langston Kerman]

This story comes to us from Louisiana. An 18 year old and 19 year old had a friend in jail. He was like, hey guys, I need you guys to get me some drugs in here. Like all right, we'll think of a way. So they went, found a cannon and they were trying to shoot drugs from a cannon over the jail fence.

[Bobby Bones]

How'd they find a cannon? Like one of those for the backyard?

[David Bord]

Maybe one of those T shirt cannons?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, but I don't think that's a cannon.

[Eddie]

That's like a T shirt launcher.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, like I want a Civil War cannon. Oh yeah.

[Eddie]

I don't think it was like that. I don't think it was that kind of cannon.

[Bobby Bones]

Like we used to put somebody in it and shoot them over like the river.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean the real story is they were trying to shoot drugs into the prison. But I'm just like how do they find a cannon?

[Langston Kerman]

But the cannon supposedly shot up to 350ft. So they were a little ways away trying to shoot the drugs in.

[Bobby Bones]

And no link on where to find a cannon ourselves?

[Langston Kerman]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Did the drugs get in?

[Langston Kerman]

No, but cops saw them and things flying through the air and like huh. Went to investigate and busted them.

[Bobby Bones]

There's that show Jeremy Renner plays like the head of the prison warden. Yeah. I forget what it is, but it's the same guy that did Yellowstone, Taylor Sheridan. And so at the beginning of it, they're shooting tennis balls with drugs into the Prison. Like, they have, like, a. And that's how they're getting drugs in. They're filling the tennis balls and cutting a slit, putting drugs in and. Because that can get over the walls.

[Eddie]

Are they allowed to have tennis balls in? Because I know they have basketballs.

[Bobby Bones]

Mayor of Kingstown is the show.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, that's a good show. I forgot.

[Bobby Bones]

I've seen that. It was pretty good.

[Eddie]

Oh, you didn't like it?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think I didn't like it. I think something else came along and I forgot to go back to it.

[Eddie]

Okay. Well, I just didn't know if you. If. Yeah. If you see a bunch of tennis balls and you're not in trouble for having them, what's going to make them go look inside of them?

[Bobby Bones]

Seeing a bunch of tennis balls randomly on the ground. Yes. All right. There you go.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Bobby Bones]

Bones, Bobby, Bone. Come on. Death is inevitable. Right, everybody?

[David Bord]

Yeah.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Science has revealed what might be the most painful ways to die.

[David Bord]

Oh, do we really want to know this?

[Langston Kerman]

What?

[David Bord]

Oh, I mean, fire's got to be there.

[Langston Kerman]

It's number one.

[Bobby Bones]

So what would you say is the worst way?

[Langston Kerman]

Fire.

[Bobby Bones]

Just from. Obviously, none of us have died or so fire. So number one is being burned alive.

[David Bord]

Oh, that sounds terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

Because whatever keeps you alive while killing you, if it. The more intense it is, the worse it's gonna be. Because a lot of these ways to die, you die quick. It's not gonna be that painful. Sure. But it's the stuff that you don't die immediately from that hurts. Oh, man. So being burned alive, number one. Number two, Drowning.

[David Bord]

That won't hurt.

[Bobby Bones]

Nope.

[David Bord]

They said that's peaceful.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's. You feel crazy.

[David Bord]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

And then I think there's a point where it doesn't hurt.

[David Bord]

Like, you probably panic at first. You can't breathe, but then you just kind of like you're done.

[Bobby Bones]

So we've heard that's what they say. No, did not make the list.

[Langston Kerman]

Hit by a car.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that would hurt. Sometimes you may not even die.

[David Bord]

Oh, my goodness. I didn't think about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Next one up is number two is radiation poisoning, because it's a version of burning, but you're poisoned from the inside or from breathing it in.

[Langston Kerman]

Okay.

[David Bord]

Is that actual radiation that you're. Or like an X ray?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't understand the question.

[David Bord]

Well, I guess I don't know how you would get radiational poisoning.

[Bobby Bones]

Chernobyl.

[David Bord]

Oh, like a leak.

[Bobby Bones]

Nuclear war.

[David Bord]

Right. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Any of that.

[David Bord]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Next up, getting eaten alive by bugs.

[Langston Kerman]

Yeah, Like a bunch of ant bites.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, yeah. Anything eating you alive probably gonna suck.

[David Bord]

Could you die from a bunch of ant bites?

[Bobby Bones]

You can die from a bunch of anything. The ant bites would be an allergic reaction more than them eating you away? It would be, yes. If you're allergic, you know, to whatever they're doing.

[David Bord]

Oh, that would be terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

And then finally, decompression sickness. Deep sea divers like coming to the surface too fast because your stuff explodes.

[Langston Kerman]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

So whenever I was doing breaking bobby bones, I did commercial diving, which is these divers put on 100 pounds of gear, and they go 30, 40, 50, 60, 70ft underwater to work on pipes and, like, the infrastructure of the country. So we're up in near Seattle, and I trained for a full day with. And it's a hundred pounds of equipment that you're wearing on your body. And you have to go way down, but you have to go down and come up timed because your lungs have to adjust. Because if you go down too fast or especially up too fast, they pop. And so even if your air gets cut off and you have to come up and you can't breathe, they can't pull you up because you will die of being pulled through too fast.

[David Bord]

Do you feel the pressure in your suit as you're going down, or do you just.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't, because I did it in the appropriate way, because it was like, go down 15ft, sit. Go down 15ft, sit. And I think I went down like 60ft or so. But they. They said if you're air. And they would do these drills whenever they cut my ear off to then test if I knew what to do, how to get to the emergency pack, how long. For me, they were just testing if I could get to emergency. So they would randomly. We'd be training, and they were not gonna tell you, but we're gonna cut your air off. And you'll see it, because a little lever moves air, and you're like. And so it's not. It's not to freak out. It's to move to your secondary air. And then if your secondary air doesn't work, they have to lift you slowly up 15ft at a time, 15ft at a time, because you're for sure dead if they just yank you up.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm out on that one.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm out on the bugs eating me. I'll be honest. Of all those.

[David Bord]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

That feels like torture.

[David Bord]

Oh, I'd say fire number one.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm out a number of ant bites. And if the person weighs 154 pounds, they could be killed by 245 stings from a bullet ant colony. This might be the most morbid segment we've ever done, but I'm interested. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. The Bobby Bones show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.

[David Bord]

Hi, I'm David Bord and I'm his grandson, Langston Kerman, and we host My Mama Told Me the Podcast about black conspiracy theories.

[Arturo Castro]

And we're here to tell you that.

[David Bord]

We have our boy Lamorne Morris on the podcast this week.

[Bobby Bones]

You will not want to miss out on hilarious moments like these.

[Langston Kerman]

I'm the same guy who believes in.

[David Bord]

Lizard people, so I don't really.

[Langston Kerman]

We should have started with that. Look at all this. Like this.

[David Bord]

I go catch Lamorne Morris on My Mama Told Me with Langston Kirman and David bore on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Hey, y'all. I'm Maria Fernanda Diaz. When youn're Invisible is my love letter to the working class people and immigrants who shaped me. Season 2 shares stories about community and being underestimated.

[Bobby Bones]

All the greatest changes have happened when a couple of people said, this sucks, let's do something about it.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

We get paid to serve you, but we're made out of the same things.

[Bobby Bones]

It's rare to have black male teachers. Sometimes. I am the testament.

[Maria Fernanda Diaz]

Listen to when youn're Invisible on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Arturo Castro]

Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and Roadhouse. And now I'm starting a podcast because, honest, guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians. People like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, and Joseph Gordon Levitt.

[Bobby Bones]

I love storytelling and I love you, so I can't wait.

[Arturo Castro]

Listen and subscribe to Greatest escapes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[John Cameron Mitchell]

This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction PODC series, Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes. But don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies like bad touch football, anti racism spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremony are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.

[Eddie]

Karen, where have you brought us?

[John Cameron Mitchell]

Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.