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Amy
The big guests continue on Las Culturistas. This week, it's the very funny Amy Poehler. Don't overthink it.
Eddie
They talk water.
Amy
We did not drink water growing up. Water was not a thing. Parenting.
Bobby Bones
You got teen boys.
Amy
This is like the black diamond of parenting. And of course, I don't think so, honey. Horror movies. Okay, okay.
Bobby Bones
Amy Poehler is on Las Culta.
Amy
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Lunchbox
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Lunchbox
The Bobby Bones Show.
Bobby Bones
Want to run through some voicemails here? Here's Jake in Virginia Morning Studio on Thursday's Part 2 podcast. You guys were discussing the tipping culture. What's your opinion on tipping when you pay a monthly or yearly subscription fee to companies like Amazon or Walmart? I feel that since I have already paid for that's a subscription service, I don't need to tip delivery driver. But also if I have an extra $5 that day, I'll give it to the delivery driver. Thanks for keeping me company on my mail, Rob. That's interesting. I don't ever see them, so I think most people don't see them. I mean, I might see them like drop it off, but I don't ever go. They don't ring a doorbell and hand me something, so there's never even the opportunity for me to tip. If I'm ordering from Amazon, they just drive it and throw it. It's like the old version of the newspaper kid. They just throw crap sometimes.
Eddie
Sometimes they ring the doorbell and leave just to let you know it's there, I guess. But they're gone by the time I get to the door.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I don't think there is an expectation from them to get a tip. So, yes, everybody wants a tip. I don't think everybody should be tipped. I think if you can tip everybody, that'd be awesome, but nobody can. I think during the holidays you can leave a little basket out that says, hey, Amazon guy, have a little treat. I think that's a good way to do your tip.
Amy
Or in the summer water.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think that culture is tipping with Amazon or Walmart because they don't see most people face to face. So most people don't tip them. Therefore, when they don't get tipped, they go, oh, I got screwed over.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So I would say you're good. If you do feel compelled by the Holy Spirit to tip somebody, anybody. Good, that's awesome because you definitely don't have to. But yeah, on those. I don't think they're going to think otherwise when they don't get a tip because they usually don't get tips because they usually don't see people face to face. At least not in my world. They just drive by, drop it off and let it rip ups. Sometimes I don't even tip ups. And I see them sometimes because I have to sign for stuff, but I don't even tip them. And I love tipping. Sometimes tipping is more awkward though. Like if I were to try to tip they. I ordered a new safe yesterday, right?
Amy
So like a gun safe or a money safe or a wash safe.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. To keep stuff, put a little code in there you go. Can't get in there. And you know why? Gotta keep it safe. So it was heavy and he's like loading it out. And had I been like, hold on, hold on, let me give you $3, I think that'd have been awkward for everybody.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And they make good money.
Lunchbox
Yeah. They get 15, 31 an hour Amazon drivers.
Bobby Bones
So, Jake, I think you're good, man. I think you're good on that one. Ray, give me Deb. Morning, studio. I have a morning corny for Amy. What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Eddie
Nothing.
Amy
He was Gladiator.
Bobby Bones
That's funny. Good.
Amy
Gladiator.
Bobby Bones
Good one. Oh, she's still.
Eddie
That's funny.
Bobby Bones
But she already knew the joke, yet she just kept on laughing. Give me the next one. I just wanted to congratulate Mike D. For having the greatest opportunity of investment last year. Unlike the palette, Mike D. Had you guys invest in Lorcana, the Disney trading card game.
Amy
And following you guys, I went ahead.
Eddie
And bought myself and my wife two.
Bobby Bones
Full booster box sets for $150 around the same time. And they go for over $450. I plan on holding them for a decade. Gonna put my kids through college with them. And I just wanted to say thank you to Mike D and Lunchbox. Do better. I can agree with all that.
Eddie
Wow.
Bobby Bones
All that. We still don't have any money from the pallet, but we don't have any.
Lunchbox
Money from our card. So it's.
Bobby Bones
We haven't tried to sell them yet.
Lunchbox
Right, but. So tomato, tomato.
Bobby Bones
No, you've actually sold stuff You've actually made money and not given us our money. Not tomato. Tomatoes. Tomato and orange.
Lunchbox
No, cuz like you always said, like. No, I didn't always say until we sell it. Like, we don't have any. The money. So it's. It's not worth that.
Bobby Bones
No, you have the money. You've sold things and you have the money, right?
Eddie
What? That's all it has, right?
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, but the pallet business, we agreed was a business that once it's all sold.
Bobby Bones
No, we didn't agree. Everything had. No, we didn't. Now you're making stuff up.
Lunchbox
That's how that business was. There's certain businesses, like, they have a thing like, oh, we're gonna open this shop and once we sell everything, then we'll, you know, we'll close up shop. We won't even.
Bobby Bones
That has nothing to do with this. That's going out of business.
Lunchbox
No, no, it's like, you know, it's like, I can't.
Bobby Bones
Ray, give me the next voicemail.
Lunchbox
Love Amy. Think she's super hot.
Bobby Bones
Attracted to her.
Lunchbox
She's funny.
Bobby Bones
Hehe. Haha. Dude.
Lunchbox
That corny. That was weird.
Bobby Bones
That was wild.
Lunchbox
You're wild for that.
Bobby Bones
Not cool.
Lunchbox
Y'all shouldn't put that on the podcast.
Bobby Bones
Dude. What?
Lunchbox
Disturbing.
Bobby Bones
Amy.
Amy
What?
Lunchbox
Gotta go back to church.
Bobby Bones
That's weird. He flipped on her hard. Yeah, he's like, amy's hot. Amy, you're gross. You go back to church. The cherry one? Yeah, that's a wild one. You are wild for that one. We had to bleep it. I looked at you like, are you serious right now?
Amy
Well, I was just giving it a.
Eddie
Go and I think. You call that like, not even after dark. It was like kind of.
Amy
Yeah, because I didn't know. Y'all are confusing me.
Lunchbox
No, but there was no confusion.
Bobby Bones
That was darker than anything else. Like After Dark. That was the. The darkest. It wasn't a dark joke, but it was a dark. Like, that was after dirty Dark. Dark.
Lunchbox
That's dirty Dark.
Bobby Bones
Like BET Uncut would come on at like one in the morning.
Amy
That was BET Uncut.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
That's when they show the videos. It like went hard like that was that. So, okay, thank you for the voicemails. You can always leave us. 1-877-77, Bobby. Now, I did not expect Lunchbox to watch Black Mirror already.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I gave him yesterday and we can do some Tuesday reviews day, but I gave him not. I said it's not even homework, but I said you could possibly enjoy this or be so Turned off by it, but I think it's compelling. And so you watched White Bear Season 2, Episode 2, and you click play. I don't know. Talk me through it. What are you thinking as you're watching it?
Lunchbox
I am so confused on what is happening. I'm like, this is so weird that I don't even understand it. Like, I'm like, is it a zombie apocalypse? Like, I was trying to figure out exactly, like, who these people were, what was going on.
Bobby Bones
So basically, though, just so you know the story, they're running. They're. They're trying. Somebody trying to kill them.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And they're running the whole time.
Lunchbox
And there's people that are just with their phones out, and it's like, why are they not helping? Like, I don't understand. Like, have they all been brainwashed? Like, is there some chip implanted in everybody's head?
Bobby Bones
I don't spoil anything.
Lunchbox
I had no idea. And as I watched the show, I'm like, oh, okay. That. Okay. And then the. I'm like, wait, what? No, I don't have. Maybe I'm not understanding. Okay. It was very strange, very weird. And when I'm done watching it, I sat there and I thought, am I a sick individual for watching all these fight videos?
Bobby Bones
Like, I don't. Different. I think a lot of people watch fights. I don't like to watch fights, but a lot of people watch fights that they get big numbers.
Eddie
Yeah. Like kids fighting on the street. He likes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that stuff makes me uncomfortable. Let me read the plot of this movie, though, just so you understand. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Because I didn't. I didn't want to say. I don't know what I'm allowed to say.
Bobby Bones
A young woman wakes up and cannot remember anything about her life. Everyone she encounters refuses to communicate with her and enjoys filming her discomfort on their phones. Victoria meets Jim, who explains that a signal is being transmitted that turned most of the population into dumb voyeurs. Jim and Victoria set out to destroy the transmitter, but there's just more that happens. So did you like the episode?
Lunchbox
It was very interesting. I thought it was cool. I mean, listen, guys, it came out in 2012.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, 2013. Yeah.
Eddie
Still can't talk about it.
Lunchbox
So, I mean, I think it's okay. We can talk about.
Bobby Bones
No, you can't. Because that series is still new. They're still making new episodes, and people just maybe now be getting into it. If it were done in 2012. Final episode, different situation.
Lunchbox
Dang, man. Cause there's so much I want to talk about. Like, I Want to.
Bobby Bones
Can I give you another episode?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Like, my wife, she watched about 20 minutes of it. She's like, I'm not watching this. And she. She left the room.
Bobby Bones
I give you the first episode of all of Black Mirror called the National Anthem.
Lunchbox
The National Anthem.
Eddie
That's the one of season one.
Bobby Bones
It's one one, right? Yeah, one One that changed my life.
Eddie
Really?
Amy
Changed your life?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
In what way?
Bobby Bones
In a way, when I finished the show, I was like, I don't know who I am.
Eddie
Whoa, whoa.
Lunchbox
Okay, so let's. How can we expand on that? Black White bear. White Bear.
Bobby Bones
You can't hear because we're a spoiler free podcast.
Amy
Free.
Lunchbox
No, no, I'm saying, like, that's me. Can we talk about it in general terms without ruining it?
Bobby Bones
Like, I don't feel comfortable doing that because I don't want to spoil it because we might. So all I wanted to know was how you felt and if you'd watch another one. Would you watch another one after me recommending that one?
Lunchbox
Yeah. Yeah. Like, I thought it was an interesting show.
Bobby Bones
You're gonna love the National Anthem.
Amy
That's the one that you and I.
Bobby Bones
Thought it was an interesting first one.
Amy
I gotta. Oh, the very first one with the. Oh, gosh, that changed your life.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Because I was like, what?
Amy
I don't.
Bobby Bones
I was like, what do I even.
Lunchbox
Like. I got a question.
Amy
Oh, gosh.
Lunchbox
Like, did you enjoy what was happening? Like, did you think it was.
Bobby Bones
I didn't figure it out till the end.
Lunchbox
No, no, I know, I understand. But I'm saying, did you, like, once you figure it out, like, are you like, wow, that is cool, or wow, that is sick?
Bobby Bones
Both. And see how that's what's going to be happening. And it kind of already is happening now. This was 10 years ago, and it kind of, you know, in ways it is happening now.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
There's another one called Nosedive, which is very social media. Like, where I don't want. This is not a Black Mirror podcast. But.
Lunchbox
Right.
Bobby Bones
If you don't mind watching the first one again, whatever time, whenever you get to it.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I just. I just really was interested in. On, like, if you thought it was cool or if you thought it was sick.
Bobby Bones
Like, both.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I think to have a mind to write that. Because the Charlie Brooker guy writes them on I Got a Question.
Lunchbox
When he. Does he talk about how he writes them? Because does he do drugs? I mean, I don't know how you even come. Like, your mind has to be on that stuff.
Amy
Amy takes what I have done.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I didn't go there when you said that.
Lunchbox
When I'm watching this, I'm like, these people are on some kind of trip and they come up with these ideas because there is no way someone sober comes up with that. That was out there.
Amy
I mean, there is a way someone ever comes up with it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you need to be effed up or just creative. You know, you have a screw loose, but it's the right screw to be able to create something like that. If you watch the national anthem, we'll get back to it, but I'll do that for Tuesday reviews. I finished all of this last season, I think. Season seven. Yep. Five out of five. Five out of five me's.
Eddie
And where do they make this? It's like another country.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. He's British.
Eddie
I believe a lot of it is British. Some American actors here and there.
Bobby Bones
Very famous actors are in it too. The show is so, like, critically acclaimed that famous people want to be in the show. So I get.
Lunchbox
Which I do feel sorry for the people that are in the beginning episodes like that made the show. And now all the. If you say all the famous people are coming and taking their spots.
Bobby Bones
Some of the people weren't so famous, but now they are from the first episodes.
Lunchbox
Oh, all right. Well, then I take what I bet. But I was shocked when I logged on. There were seven seasons.
Bobby Bones
I wish I could re experience it from the beginning. I wish I had just discovered it and had seven seasons to watch. I would not leave the house to me. It's that kind of. It's not for everybody. It's dark.
Amy
It's dark.
Lunchbox
Amy, do you remember the white Bear?
Amy
Yes. And I remember the one he's now assigned to you.
Lunchbox
Eddie, did you watch White Bear?
Eddie
I did.
Bobby Bones
Good luck.
Eddie
I remember thinking, like, that's just. That's crazy. Like, just the whole thought of it. But I never really, like, whoa, this is so dark and twisted. I was like, that's really creative. That's kind of how I came out the fur.
Bobby Bones
Amy. I just wouldn't say anything.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I just like, okay.
Amy
I'm just saying.
Lunchbox
I just wondered at the end, you're just like, oh, that's just creative. You didn't have a thought of, like, ooh, that's sick, or that's cool.
Bobby Bones
My thoughts are always, oh, this is definitely the direction we're trending.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
You took it to real life, which is crazy. Yeah.
Lunchbox
No, I felt the same. Like, what he's saying. You sat there and go, man, that is kind of how we are. Isn't it like we like to see.
Bobby Bones
It's not for everybody. It's like Dear Zachary.
Lunchbox
No, don't. Don't watch that.
Bobby Bones
It's. Oh my God, it's really great. But don't watch it.
Eddie
That is streaming on Hulu now or something. Don't you want to watch it?
Bobby Bones
Dear Zachary is a documentary. Do not watch Dear Zachary.
Eddie
It's so good.
Bobby Bones
It's great. As far as you will be enthralled. Don't watch it.
Lunchbox
Do not.
Bobby Bones
Do not watch it. But it's so good. It's good. So good. It's good. But don't watch it.
Eddie
Don't watch it.
Lunchbox
Do not.
Bobby Bones
Whoa. How old do you have to be to watch Dear Zachary?
Lunchbox
Oh, probably 18.
Eddie
You think?
Lunchbox
Yeah, you don't want a 14 year old watching that.
Bobby Bones
Why?
Eddie
I mean, my 17 year old wants to watch it.
Bobby Bones
I think he can watch it.
Eddie
We just watched Schindler's List and he was like, that's so cool. And I think that if you watch Schindler's List, you can kind of watch anything.
Bobby Bones
What was so cool? I'd give you context on Schindler's List.
Eddie
Just the story of like.
Bobby Bones
Because he said like the history. Yeah, he said not what happened was cool.
Eddie
No, no, the movie was cool. He said that he lear about World War II when he was in fifth grade and had no idea that this was what it was about.
Lunchbox
I've never seen Schindler's List.
Eddie
It's so good, man. Like, it's such a good movie that even I watched it maybe when I was in high school or I don't know when it came out, but I remember watching it and being like, wow, that's a heavy movie. But now that I'm older and I watched it again, I was like, this is a really, really, like just a good depiction of what really happened. And the story of Schindler is just pretty amazing. And the fact that this is all true, it's just a remarkable story.
Bobby Bones
Okay, agree. And it being black and white does keep it current. Oddly enough, when they boil it down to be black and white, it almost doesn't go out of style because it never was in style. It was never super. But Dear Zachary is a whole different story. That's a documentary, dude.
Eddie
I remember when I watched Dear Zachary for the first time. You guys told me about it. I cried in the shower for like an hour. I never cried like that after watching a movie.
Bobby Bones
That's. That stuff's. It's bad. It's. It's a great documentary. Do not watch it. I think your son can watch it if he wants to watch it. I think he's old enough to watch it.
Eddie
What should I tell him before watching? Nothing, just watch it. You should say, oh, this is so bad, dude. It's hard to watch.
Bobby Bones
This is. Well, does he want to watch it? I.
Eddie
He saw it up there and I was. He's like, have you seen that? I'm like, oh, I've seen it.
Bobby Bones
I would say, hey, if you want to watch it, you can watch it. It's a documentary. It's pretty dark. But I'm not going to say anything else about it. But I think you will. I don't even say like it, but I think it's a weird word. Yeah, but I think you'll find it interesting. Like, if you start to get bored, hang in there. Because I think you'll find it interesting.
Eddie
Because he's at the age now where he's asking me, like, dad, are there any movies that I should watch that I just don't know of? And I mean, I thought of Dear.
Lunchbox
Zachary, does he have emotions or is he very.
Eddie
No, he has lots of emotions.
Lunchbox
Oh, boy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's tough. Are you guys going have to move?
Eddie
Possibly. I'm not, not even joking, dude. Possibly we have this invasive species of bugs in our house.
Bobby Bones
But that's not move, right? They can clear those.
Eddie
No, no, no, no. The bug guy came and he's like, look, unfortunately, I hate to tell you this, but once these bugs show up, there's no getting rid of them. And they go into fabrics. So if they're on your couch, your bed, whatever, you might as well burn the bed.
Bobby Bones
It sounds like, what, you're going to.
Lunchbox
Burn your house down?
Bobby Bones
Steroided up bed bugs, they're called riverbugs.
Eddie
And it all came from a rock, a couple of rocks that my son brought from the river.
Bobby Bones
Oh, he brought the rock.
Lunchbox
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
But on a rock you can see bugs.
Eddie
Yeah, but apparently there were like lots of bugs on the bottom of that rock and he didn't know. So once we put them in our backyard, they kind of seeped in through our back door. And we're finding them all over our house now.
Bobby Bones
And they think it's so bad that maybe you'll have to leave the house as they fumigate.
Eddie
No, no, no, no. My bug guy. So my bug guy, his dad was a bug guy, his grandfather was a bug guy, and his great grandfather was a bug guy. So he's come from a long line of bug guys. And he says, these bugs, you'll never ever get rid of them.
Bobby Bones
If that was passed down from his great grandpa, though, I think now we have ways to get rid of bugs.
Eddie
He's like the forest gump of bug guys.
Lunchbox
So how are you going to sell your house if you have these bugs everywhere?
Eddie
You just don't tell anyone, right? You don't. You don't tell them I got bugs. That's up for the. That's up to the inspector to find.
Bobby Bones
There's no way there's a bug that they cannot get rid of. Now, I could see you having to leave and them having to put a tent over your house and fumigate that way, but there's no way. There is an invincible bug river bug. And when I say no way, like, I literally don't know. Yeah, but I'm saying I have not heard of a bug that makes you move out of your house that will never leave. It's a squatter.
Eddie
He said, the problem is they get into carpet or fabric and they just reproduce in there. And it's just you can't do anything about it.
Bobby Bones
Like a squatter. But the courts don't exist is what you're saying.
Eddie
Yeah, that's it.
Bobby Bones
So they never have to leave.
Eddie
So I might have to leave my wife really say, we can't get them out in a year. We're going have to sell this house.
Bobby Bones
I feel like. I feel like they're priming you for a big bill.
Eddie
You think so? The bug, the bug people.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, it's all, well, there is one thing we can do, but it's going to be pricey. I feel like they're just kind of getting you ready to squeeze you for some money. It ain't going to be, hey, man, I told you. Because if they go, yeah, you may have to move out. But all of a sudden they come back with, you know, I've been doing some research on this. We do have a way we can get them out if you're interested in not having to move. And it's like, wow, really?
Amy
Anything's cheaper than moving.
Bobby Bones
He's like, yeah, yeah, it's going to be a little pricey, but it's going to be less pricey having to move.
Eddie
And it is kind of the worst case scenario to say, you got to move. Like, you're probably going to have to move.
Bobby Bones
I cannot see that there's a bug that will make you leave your house. It lives there now. It's their house.
Eddie
We're out the Bug's in. Did I tell you what my bug guy did the other day, though?
Bobby Bones
No, but you are into this bug guy.
Eddie
He's a good dude. We've had him for years.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Eddie
But I was watching the Masters, and the bug guy came in. He rang the doorbell. I'm like, yeah, come on in, dude. He's like, I'm gonna spray the inside of the house. No problem. And he walks by me watching the master goes, oh, the Masters. Like, yep, love the Masters. He watched, like, five minutes with me. Like, just stood right there. Oh, good shot.
Lunchbox
Let's go.
Eddie
Man, that Rory, man, he's a good player. You know that putt right there, it's got 48. And, dude, next thing you know, like, 10 minutes later, he's still watching the Masters with me.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well, you need to use some of that friendship to your advantage. Yeah, make sure he doesn't squeeze on that price.
Eddie
You want to come over watch some golf with me?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Because if you move, you won't be a bug guy anymore. You live in a different part of town. I need to know what kind of river, because I looked up riverbugs, and there's, like, 100 river bugs. I didn't know specifics.
Eddie
Yeah, he just. It's like. It looks like a miniature black beetle.
Amy
Ew.
Eddie
And, yeah, that's what my wife said.
Bobby Bones
And he said, do you see them in the house?
Eddie
Yeah, they kind of look like little, like. Like a seed, you know, like a black seed. And you can see them all over the floor.
Amy
Have you tried using essential oils like peppermint and eucalyptus in a spray bottle?
Lunchbox
Have you spot. Made your. Clean your house spotless?
Eddie
Yeah, we've cleaned it. We've cleaned it.
Bobby Bones
Water bugs in a house. There's different because I got, like, three versions. There's the oriental cockroach.
Amy
Ew.
Bobby Bones
I don't think that's what this is.
Eddie
It came all the way from.
Bobby Bones
They're typically found near bodies of water or in damp areas. They're not typically considered pests, but it can be a nuisance. Oriental cockroaches are drawn to moisture. I don't think this is what that is.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
There's a standard.
Eddie
That's kind of what it looks like. Like a black beetle.
Bobby Bones
There's no reason you can't get rid of those from your house. Okay, so here. Okay, here are something called riffle beetles or whirlgig beetles. These are aquatic beetles that are known for their presence in swift, flowing streams and ponds. They're small, oval body with Long legs. While world gig beetles are known for their whirling behavior on the water surface, they're a good indicator of healthy water quality and are found with areas with rocky bottoms and fast flowing waters. They are distinctive for their circular movement. It doesn't say anything about you have to move, though, if they come in your house.
Amy
Ooh, also, it says here, get a nice indoor cat to eat the bugs.
Eddie
I don't know, I mean, that, that. What did you call it? The riffle beetle. That kind of looks like it, too.
Bobby Bones
Riffle beetle. Yeah, I think they're all going to kind of look like it unless you get in there.
Eddie
It's like a black bug.
Bobby Bones
Find out some more information on this. Oh, I will make sure you don't take advantage.
Amy
Oh, oh, I don't want to look at the riffle beetle.
Lunchbox
What in the world?
Bobby Bones
That was pretty dramatic for a Google.
Amy
Image search, because I don't. I can look at a lot of things, but certain bugs I just do not like looking at. And I did not like what?
Lunchbox
I did not like that one.
Bobby Bones
How about the elmide?
Eddie
That's it. That's the one I'm looking at.
Bobby Bones
The elm, commonly known. I guess that's the riffle beetle, too. Is a family of beetles in the super family Birodia.
Eddie
I mean, it kind of looks like that.
Bobby Bones
They're gonna look like all of them. That's funny. It's gonna look like every one of them.
Amy
I would move.
Eddie
See, that's what my wife is saying.
Amy
I just looked at that moving.
Bobby Bones
Not even trying to, like, kill them.
Eddie
No, we tried to kill him. We've been doing this for a week.
Bobby Bones
Come on. Commercial raid.
Amy
No, I just.
Bobby Bones
A week.
Lunchbox
We've been giving them a week and we're gonna move. So what are you gonna do? Just get rid of all your furniture?
Amy
Well, they'll hatch eggs where you can't even see, and then they just multiply.
Eddie
That's it. Oh, the bug guy said we got.
Bobby Bones
To get a bug person on.
Lunchbox
Okay, I got him. I'll line them up.
Eddie
You know a bug guy?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Where'd you meet him?
Lunchbox
Oh, they do my house every month, man. All American Pest Control.
Bobby Bones
Syphilis support group.
Lunchbox
Not all American Pest Control.
Bobby Bones
They talk all bugs.
Lunchbox
That's all I do.
Amy
Oh, yeah, I hear lunchboxes. Commercials.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, bug guy. Yeah. Can you get a picture of him?
Eddie
Of what lunchbox?
Bobby Bones
No, your bug.
Eddie
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get a picture of you.
Bobby Bones
Get a picture of him, then we'll send it over to the lunchbox's bug guy.
Eddie
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
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The big guests continue on Las Culturistas. This week it's the very funny Amy Poehler. Don't overthink it. Not drink water. Growing up, water was not a thing.
Bobby Bones
Parenting, you got teen boys.
Amy
This is like the black diamond of parenting. And of course, I don't think so, honey. Horror movies. Okay, okay.
Bobby Bones
Amy Poehler is on Las Culta.
Amy
The latest episode drops Wednesday. Listen to Las culturistas on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you listen to podcasts.
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Yo, K Pop fans. It's your boy, Bom Han. And I'm bringing you something epic. Introducing the K Factor, the podcast that takes you straight into the heart of K Pop. We're talking music reviews, exclusive interviews, and deep dives into the industry like never before. From producers and choreographers to idols and trainees, we're bringing you the real stories behind the music that you love. And yeah, we're keeping it 100, discussing everything from comebacks and concepts to the mental health side of the business. Because K Pop isn't just a genre. It's a whole world. And we're exploring every corner of it. And here's the best part. Fans get to call in, drop opinions, and even join us live at events. You never know where we might pop up next. So listen to the K factor on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This isn't just a podcast. It's a movement.
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Are you ready?
Bomhan
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Let's go. Sonoro and iheart's My Cultura Podcast Network present the Setup, a new romantic comedy podcast starring Harvey Guillen and Christian Navarro. The setup follows a lonely museum curator searching for love. But when the perfect man walks into his life. Well, I guess I'm saying I like.
Bomhan
You, you like me.
Bobby Bones
He actually is too good to be true.
Eddie
This is a con.
Bobby Bones
I'm conning you to get the Delato painting. We could do this together. To pull off this heist, they'll have to get close and jump into the deep end together.
Eddie
That's a huge leap, Fernando, don't you think?
Bobby Bones
After you, Chulito. But love is the biggest risk they'll ever take. Fernando is never going to love you.
Amy
As much as he loves this job.
Bobby Bones
That painting is ours. Listen to the setup as part of the Micultura Podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Come on now, Bobby Bones.
Eddie
That was.
Bobby Bones
No, no, premature. You're good now go get your bones on, Bobby Bones. All right, I've been waiting for this one. According to newly declassified CIA files, which means the literal CIA wrote about it, classified it so no one would read it, and it's been so long, they've now been declassified. Right. So again, these were legitimate, literal CIA files. Everybody with me, this is not conspiracy theory. Making sure. According to newly declassified CIA files, aliens have the power to turn human beings into stone. The files tell the story of a 250 page KGB report which the CIA got their hands on after the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991. The report contained photos, drawings and multiple testimonials from eyewitnesses of the event, which happened during training exercises in Ukraine. Apparently, at one point, Soviet missiles were fired at an alien spacecraft, causing it to crash onto the ground. Then five humanoid aliens exited. The UFO merged into a single object that acquired a spherical shape, grew much bigger, and then exploded. And the 23 soldiers there to witness it turned into stone poles. Reportedly, only two soldiers who were not in the area of where I was shot survived and told the story from bro Bible. Okay, thoughts one to ten. Ten being true.
Eddie
Oh my gosh.
Bobby Bones
And nine being for sure true. Is it a nine or a ten?
Eddie
What gave you two options?
Bobby Bones
Exactly. Nine or a ten? Declassified CAA one.
Amy
It's a one.
Bobby Bones
Everything is. Everything is crazy until it's not. How many times we've been through this? Jfk. There's no way people get shot.
Amy
People don't turn into stone.
Bobby Bones
But it's not about somebody getting shot. It's about the conspiracy of. Was it the CIA involved? Was it. Oh, you guys are crazy.
Amy
Right? But that conspiracy is possible. People don't just turn into stuff.
Lunchbox
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
I mean, they don't. Until they do, they do.
Amy
You're right.
Eddie
What makes them declassify something? Is it because like, they're like, guys, this is so stupid. We need to just do.
Bobby Bones
That's an interesting theory.
Lunchbox
There's no need to have this hidden anymore. We can just put this out there. Because, Bobby, you don't. You reading that, you don't even believe that. You do not believe that is real.
Amy
I think he kind of does.
Eddie
1 through 9 or 10 on a.
Bobby Bones
1 to 10 scale. 9 being this, 10 being this. Is it 9 or 10? Yeah.
Eddie
What do you got?
Bobby Bones
It looks. It looks something happened.
Lunchbox
Oh my gosh.
Bobby Bones
So my thought is often that it's never exactly as it seemed to the people that saw it. Because we see things all the time. And what we see. If we were to talk about it again, something crazy, dramatic, big explosion, it would not actually be anything other than what we experienced, our version of it. So do I think something happened that affected and killed these people? Yes. Could it have been something nuclear? Could it have been something. I don't know. But do I think something happened? Absolutely. Do I think it happened exactly as is? Probably not. Because nothing as traumatically large happens as is the people who saw it. It's hard to really have an eyewitness account of that now. They can have multiples. Let me ask you a question, Amy. The Netflix series on the UFOs where all those people that didn't know each other.
Amy
Yeah, that was pretty crazy.
Bobby Bones
That lived around the same town, had never met, had the same exact story.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
They had never met.
Amy
What was that? Unsolved Mysteries.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. They lived like a hundred miles from each other.
Amy
Totally crazy.
Bobby Bones
Not just two.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like six.
Amy
That is wild. I am not doubting that. I am doubting people turning into.
Bobby Bones
But if you're going to say that one can happen.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Then you can't say the other. Can't. You literally can't. If they're going to, like, I can.
Amy
Say that maybe there's life from another planet that makes it here, but it doesn't mean we. But if into stone and.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'd like to. I'd like to challenge what you're saying there. If you're saying that life. I don't think it's for another planet. I think it's interdimensional. If life from some other dimension.
Amy
Right.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Comes here, but they don't have the capabilities of freeze organic beings. That would be the easiest thing they could do. That would be easier than actually getting here.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I don't think there are things coming from space. If there are, I think it's from other dimensions. I'll boil down what I mean by other dimensions and how things can exist at the same time. It's just imagine on Netflix, you're watching this show, right? You just click a show and you watch it. There are like 700 shows that could be that are all there.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But you're. You've chosen the. The frequency to watch this one that's playing or like all your channels. Right. You can be on channel four, but channel 11 is still going. It's happening at the exact same time. You're just not on it and seeing it. You're not within it. That's happening in a different spectrum.
Eddie
So our life right now is one channel and another channel is happening.
Bobby Bones
I don't have the answers. I'm just saying.
Eddie
But what to what you're saying?
Bobby Bones
I'm saying that's how I have to have it explained to me. And for us to say there's no chance, I mean, that would be the most ignorant statement you can make. I'm not saying that it's absolutely true because I do not know. But for me to say there's no chance about the unknown, that's the most ignorant thing a human could say. Because if that had been said for the history of time, we would have. There'd be no progression with science, with medicine. An airplane, think about that. To a caveman, think about an airplane to a caveman, think about a PlayStation to a Viking. And a television. There's no way humans on a box, but that's us to that, whatever that is. If you dropped a television with a PlayStation 5 on the Mayflower, that's the devil. That's an alien.
Eddie
They would love it eventually, though.
Bobby Bones
Oh, for sure. They get 2k, they'd realize Dame can shoot from anywhere. Man, you're crazy. That's my only point. I do not know. But I do know that I do not know. But for anybody that knows, they do not know.
Eddie
So maybe we just haven't figured out how to cross the channels.
Bobby Bones
No, we absolutely haven't. But we didn't know how to fly across the ocean for thousands of years. We didn't know there was land over there with other people on it.
Amy
What if there's classified information of us crossing the channels? Like maybe some people have been there and classified.
Bobby Bones
There are classes, there are that. There are those versions of Little Dinklings. Have you listened to the podcast about the tapes where they have the autistic kids that can communicate through walls and communicate with other autistic kids?
Eddie
No, that's crazy wild.
Bobby Bones
But you would go, there's no chance that can't happen because we've not been taught how that happens.
Amy
I know, but you don't think what, some stuff that's happening with my cousin is real?
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. I never said it wasn't real. I said for me to believe a human like me has those powers. It's tough for me to believe, but for me to believe there are things not like me that can do things that I can't do, for sure, I would totally be up for that.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But I also can't prove that she isn't right.
Amy
Well, she talks a lot. What made me think of her. She talks a lot about the different dimensions. Like, I think that y'all agree on a lot of stuff or, like, y'all would have a really interesting conversation if y'all really got into the nitty gritty. I know sometimes we have her on and we're just more, like, asking her, like, silly questions like, who's gonna win the World Series?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Amy
Who's gonna die first? But. But she has so much more to her that's happening on the different levels. And it's actually. She talks about how it's really tiring. Like, she gets really tired.
Lunchbox
So do I.
Amy
It wears her hell.
Bobby Bones
I can't.
Amy
How much she can, like, energy that she's getting from so many different people at one given moment.
Bobby Bones
I can't prove that she is or isn't. I can't really prove anything.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So it'd be weird for me to.
Amy
Go, but she's had alien encounters is what I'm saying, too.
Bobby Bones
And I go, well, that's pretty wild.
Amy
But she's open to it. She's open to it. And she says, you have to be open to it. And then. And her mom was with her one time when it happened. And her mom does. Isn't like her. Doesn't have the gifts or whatever that she has. But before her mom died, which her mom was my mom's best friend, she was telling me, she's like, amy, I witnessed it. It's crazy. I know. I don't know how to explain it, but she's like. I think fully was supportive of her daughter's gifts. And I think originally she didn't know what to do with them, but she witnessed so many things that were accurate. She's like, oh, well, I guess this is real.
Eddie
She saw the aliens or interacted with.
Lunchbox
Them, and they didn't turn her to stone.
Amy
They didn't.
Lunchbox
Good.
Amy
But I don't know, maybe they could. Like, Bobby's saying he made a good point of, like, you guess.
Bobby Bones
You.
Amy
You don't know what they're capable of. I guess it could happen. It would be quite ignorant of me.
Bobby Bones
We don't know anything. Because the people 50 years ago that were here in the same exact spot as us, the things that they knew were very limited. Based on what we know now. It would just be ignorant to go it for sure. It can't happen. I do believe there are people, though. They're taking advantage. Like, I hung out with aliens. I had sex with an alien.
Amy
Oh, yeah, she doesn't say that.
Bobby Bones
Oh, she should try.
Amy
No, she definitely not. But she does have. I mean, whenever you're talking, I'm like, oh, I've heard Amanda talk like this, so.
Bobby Bones
But it's not my theory. Right. I just am reading and going, okay, or. I don't even think it's space. It easily could be water. We know less about the oceans than we do the areas right above us.
Eddie
I did see a fish at the pet store. It's like one of those exotic pet stores, and it was a fish where you can actually see its brain. And they say, yeah, this is, like, they're very rare, but we can't have it interact with other fish because it'll. It'll hurt them.
Bobby Bones
You ever see an octopus, how smart they are, right?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Yeah. The teachers.
Lunchbox
My octopus teacher, that was.
Eddie
That was crazy.
Bobby Bones
Well, I thought he was gonna have sex with the octopus. Guys, I'll be honest with you. When they started playing, like, the love music, when the guy's out there every day, like, hanging out with the octopus, I'm like, he's about to do it. And I wouldn't even get. Hate him for it. Love's. You know what? It's not for me. It wasn't going to be for me, but not with an animal, you know, had he decided. Yeah. So that's the CIA story. Amy's been building up some fun facts she's got for Friday about CIA story.
Eddie
Oh, can't wait.
Amy
I have one fun fact about the CIA.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's for fun fact Friday.
Amy
Yeah, you said I've been building up, and so now I'm like, wait, do I tease more?
Lunchbox
Yeah, you've been teasing.
Amy
Oh, building up, like, teasing it. I bet you meant collecting several facts. Phew.
Lunchbox
Oh, boy.
Amy
I was like, I got one, but it's good.
Bobby Bones
See, there it is. She's back to building it.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You want more Pope stuff? You guys interested or no? Because I'm wild. I'm into it. Did you know you don't have to be a cardinal to be the Pope?
Amy
How do you skip the line?
Eddie
You can be the Pope.
Bobby Bones
That's what I was saying. I don't want to be the Pope. But you want somebody to be the Pope that doesn't want to be the Pope. You know what I'm saying? I do not.
Amy
I hope they do not have to be Catholic, you know?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but you're saying there's a chance the Pope. It's not. Hey, it's not for me, but.
Amy
But if you show up to put your name in the hat with ask me about my syphilis on. I don't think you're going to get it.
Bobby Bones
Several popes throughout history were not cardinals before being elected. The most recent example, Pope Urban XI, elected in 1378.
Amy
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
He's the last pope that wasn't a cardinal. So there is precedent.
Amy
Yeah, from a long, long time ago.
Bobby Bones
He was the Archbishop of Bari. Since then, the Church has almost exclusively chosen popes from the College of Cardinals, even though technically. Yeah, so there's that.
Amy
I saw two monks jaywalk. Jaywalking?
Lunchbox
Whoa.
Eddie
Where were you?
Bobby Bones
What's the deal? Go ahead.
Amy
I just thought of that. I don't know. In town, in Charleston. Oh, two monks.
Eddie
Thought you were in Thailand.
Amy
No, they were sitting on the sidewalk, hanging out, and then all of a sudden, they just got up and they were going to cross the street, and there was a crosswalk to the left and to the right, but they didn't go to those. They just walked right across the street. And I was like, so they're just, like, us breaking the law?
Bobby Bones
But maybe they didn't know there is a cardinal.
Amy
Or maybe jaywalking is not illegal anymore. I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Or it's just. If you have diplomatic immunity.
Amy
I'm a monk.
Bobby Bones
What are you gonna do, arrest me? There is one American that's in the running to be Pope.
Lunchbox
Oh, let's go.
Bobby Bones
And I'm not kidding. This is not a joke. He is from St. Louis.
Eddie
Okay. The loo.
Bobby Bones
The St. Louis Cardinal.
Eddie
Stop.
Bobby Bones
I'm not kidding. I knew the Mascot is no St. Louis cardinal.
Amy
How old is he?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. Probably like 68 something, if I'm guessing 68, 70. They're all around that.
Eddie
I mean, that would be legit.
Bobby Bones
One of the St. Louis Cardinals is the Pope. Yeah, his name's Ozzie Smith.
Eddie
He was a player.
Bobby Bones
Amy doesn't get that.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
I was about to Google him.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I want to show you, though.
Amy
Is there really. So now you're just saying there's really a cardinal from St. Louis, not an actual person on the baseball team?
Bobby Bones
Yes. From what I was reading yesterday, there is a pope from Saint. A cardinal from St. Louis. That is going to go over. My wife did text me a minute ago. She was like, let's go to Rome and watch for the white smoke.
Eddie
You could be there forever, though.
Bobby Bones
She literally texted me. That's what I said. She said, I want to be in Rove for the Conclave so badly. I said, man, it Would be packed, but that would be awesome to see. The white smoke thing goes on for weeks, though.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Is that him, Mike, or is there a different buddy? Oh, there's a Pope in Wisconsin. Ties that emerges successful. They'd never allow American Pope.
Eddie
Is there a Ranger from Texas?
Bobby Bones
A Ranger or a Yankee from New York? Okay, now head of the Rangers. Yes. There you go. Okay, watch. I'm gonna show you a trick. Your truck nuts there. Eddie.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I don't know if I've done this with you yet or not.
Eddie
What?
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'm gonna write this.
Eddie
This another dimension.
Bobby Bones
Hold on. Another dimension?
Eddie
Are we crossing dimensions?
Bobby Bones
We are. Okay. Eddie.
Eddie
Yep. O money.
Bobby Bones
See this $5 bill? It's been sitting on my desk for how long?
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Eddie
Since I paid it to you, like two weeks ago. March Madness.
Bobby Bones
This was not put on here. That was not put on my desk for any reason whatsoever. Right. This was not for this. For this bit. Ready with me.
Eddie
It's been there for a while.
Bobby Bones
Okay, what do you see on it?
Eddie
Money.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that's a real.
Eddie
Yeah, it's a five dollar bill.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I want you. I want you to think of any currency. It doesn't matter. Don't say it out loud. Write it down.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Think of any currency whatsoever. It can be that.
Eddie
Any kind of like it can be that. Could it be international?
Bobby Bones
I don't care what it is.
Eddie
Here we go.
Bobby Bones
It can be that five dollar bill I just held up. You could put five dollar bill, but doesn't matter. Okay, good.
Eddie
I got something. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay. This change has been up here as well. How much is this in total?
Eddie
What is that, a quarter and a nickel?
Bobby Bones
Yep. Yep.
Eddie
That is 30 cents.
Bobby Bones
Okay, cool. Write down an amount of change. Doesn't matter what the number is.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Just an amount if I change. Okay. Pick a last name of any president. What?
Amy
Amy, I'm just trying to follow.
Bobby Bones
There's nothing to follow except I can tell. I. I have already led Eddie to the answers he's writing down. He just doesn't know it yet.
Eddie
Oh, it's this thing again.
Bobby Bones
I've already led Eddie to the answers he's writing down. He just doesn't know it yet.
Eddie
Okay, hold on. Any. You say president.
Bobby Bones
Any. The last name of any president.
Eddie
All right.
Bobby Bones
Morgan, do you see his answer? So there's nothing fishy over here? Yeah. I mean, I can't really read them, but yeah. Does he have three answers written down? So these three. Yeah, yeah, he does. Okay. What is the. What is the currency? I've written Down.
Eddie
Have Morgan read it, Penny.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
What do I have on the sheet of paper, Penny?
Amy
How'd you do that? Oh, is it because Lincoln.
Lunchbox
What?
Eddie
He just told me to write a currency, so I picked a currency.
Amy
Yeah, but Lincoln's on the five and he's also on the penny. Is that your mind tricks, Eddie?
Eddie
I didn't think about that.
Bobby Bones
Pick a number. That number was gonna be any amount of change. 17.
Amy
Matt, I don't know how you did. Cause he was the 16th president.
Eddie
That was stupid.
Amy
How'd you do that?
Bobby Bones
What's the number on my paper?
Amy
17. That's annoying.
Eddie
Why are you. How do you do this?
Amy
This is disturbing.
Bobby Bones
But it's not psychic. There's no power that I have.
Amy
I don't think that you have a power out of you.
Eddie
How do you do it then?
Bobby Bones
But this is how people trick other people and they like, bilk them.
Amy
Yeah, this is.
Bobby Bones
And Eddie, I asked you to pick a name of a president. I know. It was not Washington or Lincoln. You would not do Washington or Lincoln because those were too easy.
Eddie
What's so funny about that is. Look. What did I write right there?
Bobby Bones
He did. He wrote Washington and then crossed it out. Probably because it was so easy. What did you write? Johnson. What do you have?
Amy
Move your finger.
Eddie
What does that say?
Amy
Amy, what in the world?
Eddie
It doesn't say Johnson.
Amy
Yes, it does.
Eddie
It says Johnson.
Amy
Yeah. This is crazy. How do you do that? Tell us now.
Bobby Bones
No, I'm not gonna tell you.
Bomhan
You know.
Eddie
You know her cousin.
Bobby Bones
No, but I'm just letting you know at. I do believe that I don't know everything. But there are also tricks that people can make you believe.
Amy
Yeah, but you went three for three on that. That's like more than tricks. That's.
Bobby Bones
It's simply a trick.
Eddie
You went to another dimension.
Amy
No, tricks are manipulation.
Eddie
You did.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, okay, fair. Yeah, fair.
Eddie
He manipulated me.
Amy
Yeah. Three for three. You. You're so weak minded, dude.
Eddie
You're like. Jump off the cliff. You got it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
What in the world? That's creeps me out every time.
Bobby Bones
But it shouldn't be creepy because there is no power.
Amy
Well, not a creep, I know, but like, just not creepy because of a power or a superpower or anything weird like that. Creepy that we can get in people's minds like that you can be led.
Eddie
Plus, he didn't get into my mind.
Amy
Yes, he did.
Bobby Bones
But think about what they're doing to us as a society. Using the same manipulation tactics.
Amy
Exactly. Where am I being led right now?
Lunchbox
He controlled you, Eddie.
Amy
This is why I don't want to watch the news.
Eddie
Could it be, like, you make.
Bobby Bones
Maybe he starts crying?
Amy
I don't.
Eddie
That's weird, man.
Amy
I stumbled upon the news yesterday.
Lunchbox
How do you stumble upon the news?
Amy
I was looking for something.
Bobby Bones
She's like, I want something wholesome, something wholesome.
Amy
I went and I was watching the news, and I was like, this is. Is terrible. This is so terrible. And what is happening in our. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't want to know. I just want to live in my little bubble.
Eddie
What happens to me is when the game ends and the news comes on, I get stuck watching it, too. That's how I kind of fall into it. What is this?
Bobby Bones
And if you don't think they're using manipulation.
Amy
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
They are techniques on us, not the news, just generally.
Amy
But they are.
Bobby Bones
They are to get us to do certain things. There was a. I was reading about a study where they had. And for the sake of this version of a paraphrase, nine CIA agents and one person that wasn't. And they put them in a room and said, okay, what is this shape? And they held up a triangle, and the nine CIA agents said, circle, all knowing it was a triangle. And the one that wasn't was like, I must have seen a wrong circle.
Eddie
Oh, and you start doubting. So how did you do this?
Bobby Bones
I would not tell you.
Eddie
You should tell me.
Bobby Bones
You wait till we open that envelope. But I probably. But here's the thing about the envelope, is that I'm gonna let one person read the envelope. That's not me.
Lunchbox
Thank you.
Eddie
That's not Mike. Right, because he read that. Yeah, I know what it is. Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but I put something in an envelope end of the year, last year.
Amy
Yeah, but you also said it was trash.
Bobby Bones
Now it is trash. It's garbage supreme.
Eddie
Since you controlled my mind, I think.
Bobby Bones
I didn't control your mind.
Eddie
You should let me know what's in the envelope.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna do three stories, and we're gonna call it A Man Buys a.
Eddie
I know the stories.
Lunchbox
Oh, here we go.
Bobby Bones
Good. Take it from here. A man buys a.
Eddie
Buys a car.
Bobby Bones
You're just repeating after me. A car? Yeah. What kind?
Eddie
Lamborghini.
Bobby Bones
A Ferrari.
Amy
We both sent me a logo because.
Bobby Bones
We talked about it earlier about the pogo. But you're right. What you just did is what gets done to you without realizing it. We literally talked about Lamborghinis this morning. That's right. Where your minds went. Because you said expensive car. And without knowing it, you traveled back to Lamborghini.
Eddie
Amy, we're so weak.
Bobby Bones
No, you're not weak. That's just what happened. That naturally happened. A guy buys a dream Ferrari. He saved up for 10 years in an hour. Gone, burnt up.
Amy
What'd he do?
Bobby Bones
Wreck caught on fire. He was, yeah, that's terrible, man. He went on, bought the Ferrari, it caught fire. He was driving it on the expressway and he thought it was coming from a car next to him, the smell. But it wasn't. The smoke was coming out of the Ferrari. He called the fire department and the car was $306,000 completely burnt up. From Modity Central, we had insurance. That's number one. Number two, a Michigan man escapes quicksand with no injuries. I feel like I'd be good at getting out of quicksand because I would go, I'm sinking, and I'd take a step out.
Lunchbox
I don't think that's how it works, man.
Eddie
No, I think it gets you pretty quick.
Bobby Bones
I don't think so. I've always seen it on television. I've seen it on television.
Lunchbox
It's not a slow sand.
Bobby Bones
A Michigan man who became stuck up to his waist in quicksand on a Lake Michigan beach emerged without injuries and with a girlfriend. Traverse City, Michigan, residents Mitchell O'Brien and Brianna Sika said they were searching for something called Leland Bluestones when he took a wrong step about five feet past the shoreline and sank in the sand.
Lunchbox
Oh, that's scary.
Bobby Bones
He told the Detroit News that his first thought was, oh, not this again.
Eddie
Oh, happened before.
Bobby Bones
Is this guy just falling? Quicksand? That's his thing. It isn't the first time I've dealt with something like this. He was able to escape his previous predicament by flopping down on his butt. But this one was worse, though. We both get through it at the same time, he said. And they had to call 911. They had to come and pull him out of the quicksand. That's not even a real thing.
Eddie
He's waist deep, though, right?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Upi. That's like a sinkhole.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
If you go that quick, that's like a sink. Like you stepped on, like a sinkhole on the beach. And then one more a ticket mistake earns a Michigan man a one million dollar lottery prize, which is kind of Lunchbox's wet dream.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I wish I could make a mistake for a million dollars, but nope, all I do is make a mistake and don't win.
Bobby Bones
A Michigan man said a store's cashier mistake turned out to be. And it made no sense.
Lunchbox
No, no, it made sense. I picked the wrong numbers and they don't win.
Bobby Bones
But that's not a mistake if you pick the numbers that you want.
Lunchbox
But I'm saying it's a mistake because they're not the winners. I need them to be like, hey, I want this, and give me the wrong. Give me a different number and, like, make me the winner. But they don't do it.
Bobby Bones
A Michigan man said a store's cashier's mistake turned out to be lucky when the scratch off ticket he didn't ask for and was given turned out to be the $1 million winner.
Eddie
Lunchbox. Has that ever happened to you?
Lunchbox
No.
Eddie
Where, like, you ask for numbers and they give you the wrong ticket.
Bobby Bones
No.
Lunchbox
Well, I don't. They're not that nice to me. The lottery gods. Just not yet. First time, though.
Bobby Bones
Life sucks, huh?
Lunchbox
Does suck. Life does suck. It's rough, man.
Bobby Bones
Been working against you, huh, For a long time.
Lunchbox
I wish the tide would turn at some point, but I would argue with.
Bobby Bones
You, but I'm looking at you, and right now it has looked bad. It's wearing a. I don't know how.
Lunchbox
You can argue with me.
Bobby Bones
Ask me about syphilis hat. Ask me about syphilis hoodie and a large scrotum hanging around his neck. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
It's got a little one.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. A big one. Yeah. Elephantitis scrotum.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
If that were one of us.
Eddie
Is it heavy? Lunchbox?
Lunchbox
No, the chain is a little too small. Mike made the chain really tight around my neck.
Eddie
Like a choker?
Lunchbox
Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
Bobby Bones
All right, we're done. Amy, you have a new episode of Anything Today.
Amy
I do? What's today? Today's the Tuesday Feeling Things episode about the desire to be wanted and leaning into fear.
Bobby Bones
Just looking for a show about that.
Amy
It's a fun one. We also talk about adult dating, and I don't know, I'm really loving doing the podcast with Kat. So. Yeah, if you were signed up for the four things Named Me Brown, it's on the same feed. Or if you haven't followed or subscribed, you can Feeling things.
Eddie
Is adult dating like anything after 18?
Lunchbox
Great question, Amy.
Bobby Bones
Pick a number. One through ten.
Amy
Not adult dating like that. Eddie. One. One.
Bobby Bones
Okay, there you have it. We're gonna leave now.
Amy
What? What are you doing? What are you doing? Why are you doing that? No, what are you setting me up for?
Bobby Bones
You.
Eddie
He's controlling you.
Bobby Bones
I'm not setting you up for Anything. I'm just asking you to pick number one through 10. You pick one. I like it. That's a good number.
Amy
I picked one. But when are you gonna use that on me?
Bobby Bones
It's a great number. Nothing. I just wonder where your mind was.
Amy
You said pick a number one through 10 and I just go one.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I like it. Thank you. Thank you.
Amy
But is that good or bad?
Bobby Bones
It's great.
Amy
One.
Bobby Bones
Love it. One is.
Amy
We are number one.
Bobby Bones
All right, we're out. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody.
Amy
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Eddie
They talk water.
Amy
We did not drink water growing up.
Bobby Bones
Water.
Amy
Water was not a thing.
Bobby Bones
Parenting. You got teen boys.
Amy
This is like the black diamond of parenting. And of course, I don't think so, honey. Horror movies. Okay, okay.
Bobby Bones
Amy Poehler is on Las Culta.
Amy
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Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – April 22, 2025
Episode Title: TUES PT 2: Eddie Might Be Moving + Bobby On 23 Soviet Troops Turned To Stone By Aliens? + Tuesday Reviewsday + Bobby Reads Eddie’s Mind
1. Tipping Culture for Subscription-Based Deliveries
The episode kicks off with Bobby Bones addressing a listener voicemail about the nuances of tipping delivery drivers from subscription-based services like Amazon and Walmart.
Jake from Virginia Morning Studio ([03:08]): “I feel that since I have already paid for that's a subscription service, I don't need to tip delivery driver. But also if I have an extra $5 that day, I'll give it to the delivery driver.”
Eddie's Perspective ([04:02]): “But they're gone by the time I get to the door.”
Bobby Bones elaborates on the lack of face-to-face interaction in these deliveries, suggesting that tipping in such scenarios isn't expected but is appreciated when possible. He proposes alternative ways to show appreciation, such as leaving a treat during holidays.
This segment highlights the evolving expectations around tipping in the age of digital subscriptions and contactless deliveries.
2. Deep Dive into Black Mirror Episodes
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing episodes from the acclaimed series Black Mirror, focusing on "White Bear" and "The National Anthem."
Bobby Bones provides a spoiler-free summary of "White Bear," emphasizing the unsettling themes of societal voyeurism and the loss of humanity.
The conversation evolves into personal reflections on the series' impact and its relevance to contemporary societal issues, such as the desensitization facilitated by technology and media.
Additionally, they touch upon the exhaustive nature of the series, noting its dark and challenging content.
This discussion underscores the show's commentary on modern life, technology, and human behavior.
3. The Declassified CIA Files: Soviet Troops and Alien Encounters
One of the most intriguing segments features Bobby Bones narrating a purportedly true story from newly declassified CIA files about Soviet soldiers encountering aliens.
The narrative describes a disastrous encounter where Soviet missiles strike an alien spacecraft in Ukraine, leading to the transformation of 23 soldiers into stone. Only two soldiers survive to relay the harrowing experience.
Bobby Bones and his co-hosts express skepticism while contemplating the plausibility of such an event, debating whether the accounts were exaggerated or misinterpreted.
The discussion delves into the nature of eyewitness accounts, cognitive biases, and the potential for misinformation in historical documents. They also speculate on the motivations behind declassifying such files decades later.
4. Mind Tricks and Psychological Manipulation
Towards the latter part of the episode, Bobby Bones engages Eddie in a series of mind tricks to showcase how easily perception can be manipulated.
Despite Eddie’s skepticism, he successfully guesses Bobby’s choices, leading to a deeper conversation on psychological manipulation and the power of suggestion.
The hosts explore themes of control, media influence, and the subtle ways in which people's thoughts and actions can be guided without their conscious awareness.
This segment emphasizes the importance of awareness in daily interactions and the potential vulnerabilities in human cognition.
5. Audience Engagement and Interactive Segments
Throughout the episode, Bobby Bones interacts with listeners through voicemails and encourages audience participation, making the show dynamic and relatable. Notable moments include:
Fun Facts Tease ([40:19]): Amy hints at sharing intriguing CIA-related facts in upcoming segments, piquing listener curiosity.
Engaging Banter ([48:33]): The playful exchange about mind tricks and manipulation techniques adds humor while delivering insightful commentary.
6. Closing Thoughts and Final Segments
As the episode wraps up, the hosts touch upon various lighter topics, including a quick mention of a romantic comedy podcast and promotions for upcoming shows. However, they maintain focus on the core discussions, ensuring listeners are left with thought-provoking content.
These final interactions reinforce the show's community-oriented approach, fostering a sense of connection among listeners.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
Jake ([03:08]): “I feel that since I have already paid for that's a subscription service, I don't need to tip delivery driver. But also if I have an extra $5 that day, I'll give it to the delivery driver.”
Bobby Bones ([04:21]): “During the holidays you can leave a little basket out that says, hey, Amazon guy, have a little treat. I think that's a good way to do your tip.”
Bobby Bones ([10:14]): “A young woman wakes up and cannot remember anything about her life. Everyone she encounters refuses to communicate with her and enjoys filming her discomfort on their phones.”
Bobby Bones ([30:00]): “According to newly declassified CIA files, aliens have the power to turn human beings into stone. The files tell the story of a 250-page KGB report which the CIA got their hands on after the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991.”
Amy Poehler ([31:52]): “People don't turn into stone.”
Bobby Bones ([44:46]): “Pick a name of any president.”
Amy Poehler ([48:46]): “This is why I don't want to watch the news.”
Conclusion
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show intricately weaves discussions on modern societal practices like tipping in the digital age, dives deep into the psychological and philosophical implications of Black Mirror episodes, unravels intriguing (albeit dubious) historical narratives from CIA files, and explores the subtle art of psychological manipulation through interactive segments. With a blend of humor, skepticism, and insightful commentary, Bobby and his co-hosts deliver a compelling episode that engages listeners both intellectually and emotionally.