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Amy Brown
This is an iHeart podcast.
Bobby Bones
Guaranteed Human.
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Bobby Bones
Oh, no.
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Robert Smigel
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week. My guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter.
Bobby Bones
Where does your group perform?
Eddie
We do some retirement homes.
Robert Smigel
Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the iHeartRadio app app podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Timbo
Last night a blown call changed the game. This morning the Internet lost its mind and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports and giving you the real story behind the headline. And we're going straight to the source. The athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slice Life 12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on Tik Tok.
Clifford Taylor IV
What's up, guys? This is Clifford Taylor iv and on my podcast, the Clifford Show, I'm bringing you conversations about all kinds of stuff like being an Internet famous referee. We're in the middle of a game, this linebacker, linebacker walks up to me, he goes, hey ref, my mom wants you to wave at her. What time? Quarterback on off is blue 42. Hey ref, my mama wants you to weigh better. What? Where's she at? Hey, Ms. Parker, listen to the Clifford show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast, the Bobby Bone Show.
Bobby Bones
Everybody roll.
Eddie
Yeah.
Listener Voicemail
I just want to say, I listen to the Bobby cast with you and Caitlyn and I just wanna say you two are just too cute. Obviously you can just tell and See the excitement and hear the excitement in your voices and. And I am so sorry that people on social media ruined it for Caitlin to want to be on social media. But thank you for sharing with us.
Bobby Bones
Thank you for the voicemail. Here's a question. If someone comes up to me and asks the question, hey, how's the baby? To me that says, hey, show me a picture of your baby.
Jill
It could.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, no, automatically if someone says, how's the baby? I'm like, funny you should ask. How about you look at a picture and then I tell you?
Amy Brown
Yeah. I feel like we all love a visual story.
Bobby Bones
I love the visual to any story.
Amy Brown
Love it.
Bobby Bones
I loved when people read books and they would do the thing where they show the book in front of you with pictures in it.
Eddie
That's great.
Bobby Bones
Do you think that's what they're asking?
Amy Brown
I think they appreciate the visual. I say you go for it. Flip it. When you were to ask somebody about their baby.
Bobby Bones
No, I really was just saying it because I don't care about babies at the time. And I was just doing it because I knew it was big in their life and I wanted them to feel seen. I'd be like, hey, how's the baby? In my mind, I'm like, okay, he's gonna move off baby soon, and I got some real questions to ask. That's pre baby me.
Amy Brown
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Post baby me. I don't know.
Amy Brown
You, like, got any more pictures? 50.
Bobby Bones
50. But I have it on my lock
Amy Brown
screen, so I can.
Bobby Bones
So I can do it quick.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And I. My phone is set up to do. No notifications, just in general. I don't have anything pop up on my screen ever. And. So how's the baby? Great. Look at this. And I change the picture every two or three days.
Amy Brown
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very much on wallpaper type. Have you seen the newest picture?
Amy Brown
No.
Bobby Bones
Brace yourself.
Amy Brown
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna text it to you. Ready?
Amy Brown
Ready.
Bobby Bones
And I don't think I'm somebody who is like, we got the cutest baby. I don't think that I've said that forever. I think everybody just has to say, your baby's cute.
Amy Brown
Yeah. But yours actually really is.
Bobby Bones
But I think you do. I think you're just saying that because you have to.
Amy Brown
No, I'm not. We would just be like. We would just agree with you. We would just be like, oh, yeah. Yeah.
Morgan
Ha ha.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Eddie
People have to say that babies, they're the best.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy Brown
Classic baby.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Look at that picture right there.
Amy Brown
Huh? That's pretty cute.
Bobby Bones
Oh, just pretty Cute, not top five.
Amy Brown
That's really. Did you hear the inflection? That's pretty cute. I was giving it more.
Lunchbox
Umph.
Amy Brown
Oh. I had to zoom in her little outfit.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, she looks like a ninja. And she has so much hair.
Amy Brown
She has so much hair.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy Brown
Yeah, she's pretty cute.
Bobby Bones
So I feel like now just pretty.
Amy Brown
Oh, my gosh. You are like dice. No, that is so cute. She's pretty cute equals force that one. Whatever, you know? You have a beautiful baby.
Bobby Bones
Hit number five, Raymundo.
Listener Voicemail
I really enjoyed the Bobby cast with Jen Hamilton as someone who has had two babies. My first postpartum journey was very difficult, and so just shining a light on that is so important for women. With my second, it was so much easier, a much better experience. Y' all have a great day.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. And these people, my wife is one, but Jen Hamilton, they're on my podcast called the Bobbycast, which you can watch on Netflix or you can listen on podcast. And there was a clip that I put up yesterday talking with Jen Hamilton, who is a labor and delivery nurse, and we were talking about the umbilical cord being wrapped around the necks of babies. And I said, how common is that? Happened to our baby? She was like 30% of all babies. And I said, wow, that seems like a lot. She goes, yeah, Just because it's wrapped around the neck doesn't mean it's choking the baby. And she took the scrunchie out of her hair, and she goes, they're basically a scrunchie now. If you're out scrunchie around a bunch of times. It's hard to breathe with scrunchie around you. But that was the situation.
Amy Brown
Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
Bobby Bones
She has a new book out, and I'm telling you, I gave no craps about babies, birth, labor, any of that. I'm waist deep, and I'm like, this is crazy. This is awesome. Because I thought once you had a baby. I'm gonna be honest. You had a baby, it came out, you rub some dirt on it, you get the raisin. Doesn't affect you much.
Robert Smigel
No.
Bobby Bones
Just the recovery process alone. You should get, like, a medal when you finally get out of it. You get a medal and, like, a day of pampering paid for by the government.
Amy Brown
All women. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
All the men.
Amy Brown
All women.
Bobby Bones
Yes. If you have. Yeah. Well, no, just for the recovery part, it has to come out of your vagina. Now, I think being a good mom, there's. I'm talking about the physical recovery part.
Eddie
No C section.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I know that, too. That too. For sure. That too. I didn't think about that because we didn't do that. That's a good. If there's some physical damage done to your body, you should get some sort of physical damage reward.
Amy Brown
I'm pretty sure.
Jill
Yeah.
Amy Brown
That's the only way to bring a baby in the world.
Bobby Bones
Well, you can adopt.
Amy Brown
Physical damage.
Bobby Bones
You guys don't know much about this adoption. Centamy, you have two adopted kids. And Eddie, you have two adopted kids.
Eddie
Yeah, tell us more.
Bobby Bones
But that counts. But just not for this award. You get a different award.
Amy Brown
Okay, that's fine. I'll take a different award. There's other.
Bobby Bones
And also wounds. I'm going to say this. I saw a couple stories about me running for office. I'm not running for office. No. Part of me is running for office. And there's a reason I'm telling you this story. If I ever do federally.
Amy Brown
Federally?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy Brown
Like, the stories were federally.
Bobby Bones
If I run for office, like for Senate or president. A federal office. Okay, What I'm going to do is that there's a law now in America, you get like 12 weeks of, uh. What do you call it when you don't have to go to work? Maternity leave. You get like 12 weeks. They don't pay you. You. I. I will go in front of Mr. Senate Leader and be like, yo, you gotta pay these women for 12 weeks. Other countries are doing four or five months. It's always dudes making these laws because they didn't have a baby ripping out of them. So if you have a baby, it's gonna be minimal. 12 weeks paid maternity leave. Because now I believe the law is. And I could be wrong about the amount of weeks you get that time off where they can't fire you, but you don't get paid for all of it. That's wild.
Amy Brown
That is crazy.
Bobby Bones
It's crazy when dudes who have wieners without a baby coming out of them are making these laws for women who have to go through this. So first thing I do. Well, fourth. But fourth thing I do, I go and I fight the maternity leave battle. And then we had a baby. And I just think about all the people that have to go back to work because they have jobs that don't care or they have to work hourly. And so you're two weeks out, you're physically hurting. You're like, I got to go to work. Or the dad is like, I gotta go to work two days after the baby's born. And luckily I have a job where I Could work from home and be there, but not everybody has that. I'm gonna fix that. That was never on the list. It's on the list now, but I'm not running for office. There were two.
Eddie
You're not running?
Bobby Bones
No. There were two stories about me running for office in the past two or three days. I'm not running for office. I used to think, man, that'd be good. I can do some changing. I think I can do more change from the private sector. Secondly, I only think people want me to run for office for a few reasons. One, I can speak. Two, I have a story. Those are two things that count. Two and a half is I have, like, a little bit of notoriety. I. I'm not going to say fame, but I have a little notoriety, which would make people care immediately. And then three, I have no skeletons. Like there is. They have background checked me because they thought I was running once they have put me through the wringer. There is. There's no. No. Well, divorces. No cheating, no jail time.
Eddie
No drug problems.
Amy Brown
No.
Bobby Bones
No drug. No hiding money. There's nothing. I've been such a loser my whole freaking life. I didn't even go to frat parties.
Eddie
Like, there's no videos of you doing.
Bobby Bones
No video. Well, and that wouldn't even be bad. But there's not. There's nothing. And I think that's why, yeah, clean, clean. I can speak and I have a story, but I ain't running. It's too toxic. Nothing gets done. The only way you get on TV or you make a headline, as if you make a headline by saying something that's completely polarizing. I'd rather do that on the radio every day.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Please listen to the podcast. So a big shout out to all the women out there who have had to have a baby. Just come ripping out whatever way possible because holy crap, it's more than rub dirt on it and get back to work. Yeah, so that's what's up. But, yeah, you can listen to that bobbycast with Caitlin and myself. That's up. And with Jen Hamilton. There you go. So, Amy, I don't think you got scammed by our parking garage here.
Amy Brown
Yeah, I think I learned that from everybody when they said that the company that owns our parking garage is different from the other ones. So I'm working on trying to figure out where I'm going that I'm getting. It's recognizing my license plate.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so you already know this because Eddie was the one telling me.
Amy Brown
Yeah, well, they made a comment afterwards, and so I thought maybe it could quietly die away because she said, like, look at your.
Eddie
Because we were, like, curious, like, all right, what does it say on your statement? And she said, it says the name in the parking garage. And then the name she said was not the name of our parking garage.
Amy Brown
Right. I guess the parking garage is owned by another parking company, so. Little mix up there. So now I'm cross referencing my calendar and, like, where I was those days and how it could make sense. It doesn't. I can't figure it out. I don't know where the charges are coming from.
Bobby Bones
Any chance you're being scammed again?
Amy Brown
I hope not, because I'm tired of ordering new credit cards. I'm tired because every time I have to re. You know, all my bills that I pay on that one credit card, I have to enter the new one.
Eddie
Are you sure it's not your ex?
Amy Brown
What are you talking about?
Eddie
I don't know. Like, was there, you know, shared credit card?
Amy Brown
No, we are way past that. No, I've run through far too many credit cards since we got a divorce
Bobby Bones
that they just send her new in every month now. She didn't even ask. Yeah, a new one just arrives if she has to start over with it.
Amy Brown
Right.
Bobby Bones
Well, I'm sorry that that's happening.
Amy Brown
Stupid.
Bobby Bones
Why do you think it happens to you a lot, though? Like, what is it? What characteristic do you possess that allows you to be scammed over and over again?
Amy Brown
To be clear, I haven't been scammed yet here.
Bobby Bones
On this one specifically. But you've had instances.
Amy Brown
Yeah, I don't know how they got a hold of my card. Like the most recent one where someone's ordering food on my card. No idea.
Eddie
The same places that you always go to?
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, same restaurant.
Amy Brown
That's why I was a little tricky.
Bobby Bones
I almost think it turns out she's the one. No, it's like, no, I got the
Amy Brown
money back on that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you can still get your money back.
Eddie
Wow. You have free lunches now.
Bobby Bones
You park your car and then you go out, you're like, somebody stole my car. And you're like, oh, my God. And then you realize you just parked somewhere else. And then maybe you call the security at the mall and there. But then you realize way later, oh, that was me. I wonder if Amy has that moment soon where she's like, oh, it was me buying all that stuff.
Amy Brown
No, no, I know for a fact I haven't been to Lady Bird Taco in the Gulch. I go to the one on 12 South.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Well, we're rooting for you. Fingers crossed.
Amy Brown
Like, that's how I know it's not me. I don't know how they're doing it.
Bobby Bones
Fingers crossed.
Amy Brown
Probably skimmers. I tell you, I checked.
Lunchbox
They wouldn't just go buy.
Bobby Bones
They wouldn't go to places that. But they also wouldn't go to the places that you lied.
Amy Brown
Okay, well, that one, I don't know. You're right. That one. Did I call and is it an employee? Because sometimes you order food over the phone and leave your credit card pay over the phone.
Bobby Bones
Possibly.
Amy Brown
And then they're like, okay, got it.
Bobby Bones
It'd be weird, though, if you bought something somewhere and they just used that card at the same place they were working when they stole it.
Eddie
Right?
Bobby Bones
I mean, the first tip off would be, they work.
Amy Brown
Maybe they quit.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I just wanted to tell you.
Jill
Okay, got it.
Bobby Bones
They told me that it wasn't this parking garage. But you already knew that.
Amy Brown
Well, they were telling me that, and then I confirmed it. And then I was like, well, maybe we'll never talk about it again. Because I didn't want to be wrong again.
Bobby Bones
Something else I just want to get straight is that someone sent a book up yesterday, and I signed it named Olivia. She mailed it up here herself. I signed. Ends up on my desk with her name on it. I send it. I tell people, don't mail stuff to me personally because it's a good chance it gets stolen. I would say at least, like, a 25% chance. So it's probably not going to get stolen. But so much of my mail goes to different places, or people just take it. Because I think. People think, oh, I bet there's some good stuff in that mail. I've had a lot of good stuff stolen over the years. Don't send it to me. So what I said on Instagram was, send it to Scuba Steve. But I gotta say this, too. If you do send it, put in a package that I can send it back in with a stamp on it, because I'm not going to jail like lunchboxes for stealing FedEx.
Lunchbox
I didn't steal FedEx or get in
Bobby Bones
trouble with the building. I'm not. I can't do that. So if you do, I'm happy to sign anything you send up here, care of Scuba Steve. If it's a book, one of my two or even three books, the Stanley Book, great. But put it in an envelope that I can mail back, because if they find out we've been stealing from FedEx at all, I'm Telling you it's bad news around here. So that's what's up. I just want to get that clear. There you go. All right. Round the room, Amy.
Amy Brown
So this guy entered the Denver airport and he was hit by a plane.
Eddie
Oh, we saw that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we talked about that on a sports show yesterday. Oh, you know, you weren't there still.
Eddie
It doesn't matter.
Bobby Bones
You weren't there.
Eddie
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, have at it. Go ahead. It was a Frontier flight, right?
Eddie
Yeah, Frontier.
Amy Brown
Yeah. At first I thought. I mean I just saw the news story this morning, so I thought it was new. But it did happen over the weekend. But it's just so crazy. I don't know why they would have hopped the fence, gone over and then went onto the Runway and the Frontier flight was taking off from Denver to Los Angeles and they hit him.
Bobby Bones
Some people have assumed they did it to kill themselves purpose because they were walking so steel. So steel. Still, still. And they were just chilling. And those airplanes allowed.
Eddie
And you can see them, you know, the planes coming.
Bobby Bones
It was like they're running across trying to beat it. Like if you run across the street trying to beat a car.
Amy Brown
Right.
Bobby Bones
And what you see, what I saw was like the gray night vision type. I didn't see like a fully lit up version. Did you guys?
Eddie
There's a lit up version of people inside the flight and they're just looking out the window and you know oh youy see the engine just, just light up like a huge flash and the plane just goes and stops.
Bobby Bones
I'm glad I didn't see that one.
Eddie
That's the first one I saw.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. The only one I saw was the guy. Like it's like night vision. Yeah.
Eddie
It's like an airport or whatever security camera.
Bobby Bones
Oh, crazy.
Eddie
Crazy though.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
One of the eyewitness talk about seeing the guy like go into what he's talking about that I could have gone my whole life not hearing.
Amy Brown
I know. It's like, yeah, you, you now have. I get making the decision for yourself if that's where you are now you've made other people responsible for your death and other people had to witness it. And they're left with that traumatic experience like yikes.
Bobby Bones
And then you're putting rational thought into an international.
Amy Brown
I know, I know.
Eddie
What's crazier, I was telling Bobby this too was crazier is that they, when they got the people out of the plane, they let everyone out right by the engine where the guy had got swallowed up into.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Because I think they stop immediately. So they have to deploy the slide. Right. I mean, how else would they get out?
Bobby Bones
Well, I think maybe you clean the guy out or cover it up or you have to put a tarp over it or something.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Eddie
I mean, everyone's walking by it and just looking at it and taking pictures of it.
Amy Brown
What I found interesting, too, was the pilots talking to air traffic control. Why do they. They refer to the passengers on board as Souls. We have 231 souls on.
Bobby Bones
I didn't hear that. I don't know why.
Eddie
We would always. When I worked for the news, we'd get. We had a pager on us. And so whenever there was like, an emergency mayday for. From, like, a plane, it would say, you know, southwest Airlines emergency landing happening in five minutes. 212 souls on board.
Bobby Bones
So here it is. To concisely report the total number of living human beings on an aircraft. Passengers, crew, and lap infants, particularly during emergencies. It is a precise, traditional term designed to aid rescue teams, differentiating living people from cargo animals or deceased people that may have died on the plane or died under the plane. And they're moving their bodies. So it's literally living people, not other bodies that could be dead people, that they're transporting them because their souls are gone.
Eddie
Right. They're soulless.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Eddie
At that point, they're just a body.
Bobby Bones
I didn't know that, though. I didn't know they called them souls.
Amy Brown
He said, we're stopping on the Runway. The pilot tells control tower, we just hit somebody. We have an engine fire. We have 231 souls on board. And that individual was walking across the Runway.
Lunchbox
Dang.
Bobby Bones
You know, a really underrated song. I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.
Eddie
I got.
Bobby Bones
You know, that is Amy.
Eddie
No, hold on.
Bobby Bones
You ever heard it? I got soul, but I'm not a soldier. I got soul, but I'm not.
Lunchbox
Nothing.
Amy Brown
Nope. Not yet.
Bobby Bones
Does that even sound familiar to you?
Amy Brown
No.
Bobby Bones
Can you guys name the artist? Yes.
Amy Brown
I'm sure you're nailing it that part.
Bobby Bones
I'm nailing it. I can rarely nail parts, but that part.
Eddie
How does it start? When there's nowhere el to go and
Bobby Bones
there much, much, much more recent.
Morgan
Gavin Gr.
Bobby Bones
No, it's banned.
Lunchbox
I'm not a. So I. I've heard Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Bobby Bones
No, Much more. More recent. I would say Chili pepper stayed relevant for a while.
Lunchbox
I'm so. I'm not a soldier. Ah, Green Day.
Bobby Bones
So more recent.
Lunchbox
Dang.
Eddie
What's.
Lunchbox
Where have I heard this song?
Bobby Bones
What's the name of this Song alternative.
Lunchbox
Oh, Blink 182. No, that's too old.
Bobby Bones
Las Vegas band.
Lunchbox
Oh, you gotta. Leon. No, they're from Nashville.
Bobby Bones
They're from Oklahoma, but then Nashville.
Lunchbox
Yeah, the. The. The.
Eddie
You got it.
Lunchbox
Who are they called? The Two Guys.
Bobby Bones
Nope. But who are you thinking? Two guys.
Lunchbox
Chain smokers?
Kier Gaines
No.
Lunchbox
Oh, God, no. So who is from Las Vegas?
Bobby Bones
Anybody from this band has a song that is massive and has stayed massive, and it still streams like crazy high numbers internationally. And when they do their show, it's the first song they play at their show. They don't do it as a. As an encore.
Eddie
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
Like, the. The highlight videos of them now at their concert shows the big drapery falling on stage. And immediately it goes into the biggest song. And everybody's like, oh, my God, they're starting with this.
Lunchbox
And they're from Las Vegas.
Eddie
Las Vegas, man.
Lunchbox
Who?
Bobby Bones
The song has three. Not the one I'm talking about, but their biggest song has over 3 billion streams. Dang.
Lunchbox
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
Their second biggest song has almost. I think it's a 1.2 billion streams.
Lunchbox
So they're huge.
Eddie
Not including the one we're trying to get.
Lunchbox
Nope.
Bobby Bones
The one we're trying to guess is their fifth biggest song.
Lunchbox
Really biggest.
Bobby Bones
And it has 475 million streams.
Lunchbox
I've got soul But I'm not a soldier.
Eddie
I feel like you're gonna get it, Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
I've got soul But I'm not a soldier. And they're from Las Vegas. Who comes from Las Vegas?
Eddie
Really? Not a lot of bands.
Lunchbox
Not a lot of bands, man. Not a lot. And it's not. That's not.
Bobby Bones
I assume they're from Las Vegas.
Eddie
No, they are.
Lunchbox
They are not the Foo Fighters.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you know who it is?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you figured it out.
Eddie
I've known from the beginning.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I didn't know that.
Eddie
I'm just letting them play because I.
Bobby Bones
Like, I thought you were.
Eddie
I was like.
Bobby Bones
I was shocked. You didn't know.
Eddie
I got it.
Lunchbox
Ah, gosh. Vegas. It's not the people that paint their face.
Bobby Bones
Kiss.
Lunchbox
Kiss. It's not them.
Bobby Bones
Much newer.
Amy Brown
The Blue Man Group.
Lunchbox
No, it's not the Blue Man Group. They don't sing. And they're alternative. Who is Alternative? Sixpence, none the Richer. No, that's too old.
Bobby Bones
Are you just saying names that come to mind?
Lunchbox
I'm just trying to. I'm just trying to rack my brain
Morgan
of who or the alternative threw me off.
Lunchbox
Wait, do you know the song?
Morgan
Yeah, I've heard this song.
Lunchbox
I've heard the song too. I've heard the song, but do you
Bobby Bones
want their biggest song? Do you know it?
Lunchbox
No, I don't know. Maybe give me like their third biggest. Maybe that's.
Eddie
Oh, well, because if you have the
Lunchbox
biggest, you're going to.
Bobby Bones
The biggest is so big. You'll get it for sure.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So maybe third biggest. I got so bad.
Robert Smigel
Man.
Eddie
You can't even do third.
Bobby Bones
Well, I can, but it's hard.
Lunchbox
It's okay. There's souls and Soldiers.
Eddie
Hard. What's the title?
Lunchbox
Oh, White Stripes.
Bobby Bones
No, no. But you get in that ballpark.
Amy Brown
Black Stripes, Black Crows.
Bobby Bones
The first. The biggest song is Ready?
Lunchbox
I don't.
Eddie
Don't really know. I don't want to do 20 minutes, though.
Lunchbox
I do.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but I don't.
Morgan
Oh, All American Rejects.
Amy Brown
No, no. What.
Morgan
What is their name?
Bobby Bones
That's their second biggest song.
Lunchbox
Not Hinder, that's Lips of an Angel.
Eddie
Wait, that's their biggest?
Bobby Bones
No, the second biggest.
Eddie
The one you're singing.
Bobby Bones
No, the one you're singing is the
Lunchbox
biggest coming out of my.
Bobby Bones
Now I'm confused.
Lunchbox
No, that's the reason.
Bobby Bones
Wait, now I'm getting my songs mixed up. Which one was that singing just now?
Lunchbox
The biggest.
Bobby Bones
They're the biggest. Okay, that's saying the biggest.
Lunchbox
Some41.
Eddie
I wouldn't think that was their biggest. It was only a kiss lit.
Amy Brown
Who is that?
Morgan
Why can't I come up with her name?
Bobby Bones
Only a cab falling asleep and she's calling a cab.
Lunchbox
I've heard that song too.
Amy Brown
Maybe a hint towards what their name is.
Bobby Bones
How many.
Lunchbox
How many words?
Eddie
Like you like this?
Lunchbox
These people?
Amy Brown
I do.
Eddie
Yeah.
Morgan
I just get back.
Bobby Bones
It's killing me and taking mission killers. The killer.
Listener Voicemail
It's a killer.
Bobby Bones
They're from America. Yeah, they're America.
Eddie
Vegas.
Lunchbox
Man, I thought they were from Britain.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, they sing I Got Soul, but
Eddie
I'm Not a Soldier.
Bobby Bones
Their biggest song is that one Mr. Bright side. The other one is.
Eddie
Somebody told me.
Bobby Bones
Somebody told me she's got a girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How do we get on that? Souls. Oh, souls on planes. Souls. Oh, boy.
Eddie
It's funny how the brain does that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Okay, Amy, thank you for your story. Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
We have a spy among us. California Mayor of Arcadia, California has been busted. She has agreed to plead guilty to acting as an agent for the Chinese government.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Amy Brown
Really?
Lunchbox
And she is facing up to 10 years in prison.
Eddie
She's a mayor?
Lunchbox
Yeah, she has resigned and she was posting and acting as a website, a news website, but doing a lot of pro Chinese stuff and passing information to other people via that website.
Bobby Bones
She Asian?
Lunchbox
Yep.
Eddie
That's crazy.
Lunchbox
Name is Lean Wang. Yeah.
Amy Brown
Wow.
Bobby Bones
I don't know how you get involved in that, Eileen. Like, they. They hop in, like, hey, we give you a bunch of money or.
Amy Brown
Or you were born. That's what you're born to.
Bobby Bones
That's Russia.
Amy Brown
You came here for that?
Bobby Bones
I don't know if she came, like, Russia, they move you over as a child. They put you in a camp. In Russia, they build full American cities for these kids to live in, like towns.
Amy Brown
Probably a love interest, maybe.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. In Russia, they do that. They will have these kids, and the families are part of it because they are so patriotic toward their country. And so their kids, they learn American accents, they go to American schools. It's like these basically spy towns they live in to teach them everything. And then they come over, take a name, and there's nothing about them that screams Russia. And then they live. It's the show with Keri Russell, the Americans.
Eddie
The Americans, yeah.
Lunchbox
And apparently her. Another guy that worked on her staff, he pleaded guilty in October. He has been sentenced to four years in prison. He was listed as her treasurer.
Eddie
But to be mayor, do you have to be American?
Bobby Bones
No.
Eddie
Not an American citizen.
Bobby Bones
No. You have to be American citizen, but you don't have to be born.
Eddie
Born here. Okay.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
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Bobby Bones
To be president, you have to be born here. That's why Arnold never ran. He's from Austria, so. Man, that's crazy. I'm surprised it's only 10 years if they find. I guess it depends what you've been giving. And I'd be scared the whole time. I just couldn't do it. I couldn't be a criminal. I'd be scared the whole time that everybody knew and they just knew what I was up to and they were gonna get me.
Lunchbox
She was engaged to the guy that was found guilty in October.
Bobby Bones
That's a way somebody you love is like, hey, you love me, I love you. Let's love China.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Her attorney said she her trust and love for the wrong person ultimately led her astray.
Bobby Bones
I see it. I see it. Dang goddess. Bones
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Oh, no.
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Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Bob Odenkirch to David Letterman help make you funnier this week. My guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter. Who's the worst singer in the group?
Eddie
The worst?
Robert Smigel
Yeah.
Eddie
Me.
Robert Smigel
Is there anything to the idea that because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge
Bobby Bones
donation to the group? The Yarn Birds. Right?
Timbo
That's the name.
Robert Smigel
The Harvard Yard. But they're open.
Eddie
If you have a name suggestion.
Jill
We're open.
Robert Smigel
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Eddie
for I want you to just really
Bobby Bones
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Bobby Bones
All right, Morgan.
Morgan
Okay, so have you guys seen the video of the tourists in Hawaii throwing a rock at the seal?
Eddie
Yes.
Bobby Bones
It pisses me off, though. I haven't even heard about it yet.
Amy Brown
Horrible.
Morgan
And they're an endangered species, so they're protected. Like, you cannot go near them. You can't touch them, anything. And it was this Seattle tourist who was visiting and he's like, chunking a rock. And it's a pretty popular seal in their community.
Bobby Bones
That's a big rock he's throwing at that seal.
Lunchbox
Huge.
Bobby Bones
I want to punch that dude in the face.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Morgan
And a person did. They came, like, one of the Hawaiian locals came and beat him up. And there's video of it. But what I love about it is the guy is not being prosecuted for beating him up. They're like, the. Basically a lot of the government has come out, the mayor included.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God, this dude needs to get his a whooped. Because it keeps zooming in on it. It is like a big brick. And he throws it up and trying to land on the seal's head.
Eddie
Yeah, he's trying to hurt it.
Morgan
He's trying.
Lunchbox
And he said, hey, I don't care. I'm rich. Find me.
Eddie
Yeah, that's what he said.
Morgan
Like, send me to jail. But so somebody does, like, what do you call it when you. When you want to intervene into something?
Lunchbox
Vigilante justice.
Morgan
And he beats him up. Like, goes to town on this guy for doing it. And the government isn't putting him in jail. They're like, no, we applaud actually what this guy did.
Eddie
I didn't know he got beat up.
Lunchbox
Like, he got beat up. He got beat up walking down the beach.
Bobby Bones
I didn't see the beat up on video. Did you guys see the beat up on video?
Morgan
Oh, it's bad. But the mayor came out, like, basically was like, we don't condone violence, but
Bobby Bones
also, yeah, don't f other animals.
Morgan
This vigilante did what a Lot of people wanted to do, and rightfully so.
Bobby Bones
That's a bad dude. That sucks. They show us face.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, here we go. We got the beat up. Oh, and this is like a skinny kid.
Jill
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Who just whoops him like you do
Morgan
not mess with our animals around here. And that's a seal that I guess has been really important to their community. Especially that one Has a name, right, Lonnie?
Eddie
Yeah, the seal has a name.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that makes me so mad.
Morgan
Yeah, it's horrible. The footage of it is so bad
Bobby Bones
guy has it up in court and he's showing the video. He's like the lawyer and he's showing the video. The guy throwing the seal, I guess, maybe. So the guy either gets his fine through court, which is 50 grand, who's throwing the rock? Or the dude doesn't get in trouble.
Morgan
Well, so he got arrested, but then they released him because he asked for legal counsel. So we'll see what like the prosecution ends up being and, and how it goes down. But I mean, he's rich.
Bobby Bones
He'll just pay a fine. But he got beat up and that's all that matters.
Eddie
I hope he doesn't do that again.
Morgan
He will.
Bobby Bones
I mean, what a jerk.
Morgan
He got identified though, so. I appreciate the Internet for that, Eddie.
Eddie
Okay, so this tells you that anybody can get sued for anything and sometimes they'll win. So this family goes on vacation in Greece, right? They go check in the hotel, they're excited. It's a 10 day vacation. And every morning when they go to the pool, they cannot get a lawn chair. They're all taken. You know, all the pool layout chairs or whatever, they're all taken. The next day the dad shows up at five in the morning. They're all taken bags on every single one of them. So he starts complaining to the hotel, this is not cool. That every time I go to the pool, I cannot get a lawn chair to lay out and my kids have to lay out on the floor, on the, on the ground. So they told the hotel. Hotel did nothing about it. And the rule on the hotel says that no lawn chairs can get reserved. It's first come, first serve. You need to be. Your butt needs to be on it. If it's not on it, anyone else have it can have it. So he sued the hotel. Two years later, he won. He won because the hotel would not, would not obey his requests. Isn't that crazy?
Bobby Bones
Why did he win?
Eddie
He won 11. Eleven hundred dollars.
Bobby Bones
He spent more money on lawyers.
Eddie
His whole trip was $4,000. And so they were like, you know what? To make it fair, we'll give you 1100 bucks.
Bobby Bones
He spent more than $1100 on lawyers. Unless he then he spent time.
Amy Brown
Did he do it?
Eddie
Or, you know, it could be after all the fees, he gets $1,100.
Bobby Bones
Something doesn't make sense because if the hotel, whatever is written in when you click here, hey, you get a chair. If there's any available, they're not available, right?
Eddie
Well, the rule was like, nobody can save the.
Bobby Bones
But were they saving.
Eddie
People were putting bags. They were waking up at five in the morning putting their bags.
Bobby Bones
I thought maybe they just went out, but they still got it. They still went out and got the chair.
Eddie
Yeah. Well, when the dad went out, he's like, I could never get a chair.
Bobby Bones
If they were doing it from the day before, I could understand.
Eddie
It was a 10 day vacation. They said they did it every day. He could never get a chair.
Bobby Bones
The ruling, the court ruled in his favor, stating that four operators must ensure a reasonable ratio of loungers to guests and that a failure to enforce a no towel rule constitutes a service deficiency. The court awarded the tourist a 15% reduction on the price of his trip for every day he could not access loungers totaling $1,200.
Eddie
What's funny too, is they call them sun loungers. I never heard of that.
Bobby Bones
Little pissed off about the seal.
Eddie
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Severance season three. Can it happen? Adam Scott revealed that severance season three is gonna happen. You won't have to wait another three years.
Lunchbox
Another one. You hated season two.
Bobby Bones
Didn't hate it, but didn't love it.
Eddie
But season one was awesome.
Bobby Bones
One of the best first seasons of any show I've ever seen. Did I ask for it? Did I say, hey, how does everybody else know?
Amy Brown
But there's.
Bobby Bones
I was just giving my opinion, you know?
Amy Brown
I know, but it's just, hey, did
Bobby Bones
I say, hey, somebody make a noise?
Amy Brown
And maybe I did. I can't remember if I like season one. I don't even know if I got into season two because I was like, okay, season one made me tired.
Bobby Bones
It's not for everybody.
Amy Brown
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Also if you don't pay attention fully because you tend to not pay attention fully to shows.
Amy Brown
So that's on me. Yeah, it's on me.
Bobby Bones
Are you happier or less happy than you were in the 2010s? Amy?
Amy Brown
So 2010 to 2020. Happier then. Happier now than I was then.
Eddie
Eddie. Less happier because there was excitement going on in 2010s. We were moving to Nashville. There's all this stuff going on. You and I hit the road a lot, you know? Like now, dude, I'm like, what am I doing?
Lunchbox
He's stuck at home.
Bobby Bones
Now you're like, what am I doing?
Eddie
Well, it's not that. It just feels like parenting right now is at its hardest, I guess, because I have no more like, baby babies. They're all like, you know, in elementary or middle school, and it's just. Or graduating or graduating. And it's just hard parenting right now. We're always dealing with something, and by. By Friday, I'm exhausted, you know, and then. Then it just starts over and over. So that's kind of the routine.
Bobby Bones
I'm in Bleak, man.
Lunchbox
Dude.
Eddie
But hey, 2010's was awesome, though. Good times.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox probably. Man, that's tough. Probably.
Eddie
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I'd say now because we moved here and so I didn't have anybody that was just me. So it was like, weird. If we would have stayed in Austin the whole time, I'd say then, but I was only there for like three years of the 2010s. And then I moved away from my family, my friends, and it was just like me living in a place with Ray, didn't know anybody. So I would say now just because those seven years of being by yourself kind of sucked. Like, we got to go out and stuff, but it was like, ass. Not the same.
Bobby Bones
Still gotta wake up early.
Lunchbox
Yeah, still wake up early and just wasn't as cool.
Bobby Bones
I'm happier now, significantly. Not even close. Not even close. Great wife, great baby. Good shoes.
Lunchbox
Good shoes.
Bobby Bones
Got some good shoes.
Lunchbox
What in the world?
Bobby Bones
I'm healthy.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Still got my hair.
Eddie
Okay, that could add to mine. Why? It's not so happy.
Bobby Bones
Oh, because you've lost hair.
Eddie
Low T. Health isn't great.
Bobby Bones
I do something funny at home after I take a shower, I take one of Katelyn's brushes. And you can't tell now, but I just slick my hair back every night like a Italian.
Eddie
Like.
Bobby Bones
Like I'm in an Italian restaurant and I go and I'm like, hey, it's Antonio. She's like, why do you do this bit? I'm like, my hair's long. It's funny. I wet it and just slick it all the way back.
Eddie
That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's fun to do stuff like that.
Eddie
When I shave, I'll leave the mustache on, see if anyone notices. And they're all like, dad, no, no, go back and shave that off.
Bobby Bones
I left a goatee on last time I watched. Like, you will not sleep in this bed with that goatee. That is disgusting. You will not sleep in the bed. All right, Morgan, when did you start on the show? What year?
Morgan
I believe it was 2017.
Bobby Bones
So would you be happier? 2010s or now?
Morgan
I would say now. I mean, the 2010 to 2020 was, like, I was graduating high school. I was going through college. Graduating college, going through all of that. Like, there was just of change and a lot of things happening in my life now. I feel stable. I, like, have adult money. I get to do fun, adult things.
Eddie
Fiance. She has a fiance. I thought that'd be first.
Lunchbox
I thought that'd be the first thing that Joe Delph.
Morgan
I mean, it's all exciting right now. My life is just really exciting. So I'd say no.
Bobby Bones
Abby, can I ask you a question?
Lunchbox
Uh. Oh.
Jill
Oh, sorry. Yeah, I hit the mic.
Bobby Bones
I felt a little bad yesterday when I was watching the bit back about Lunchbox tattling on you.
Jill
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And he's like, abby's been engaged since before Morgan and nothing's happened. I felt a little bad watching that.
Jill
You did?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I'd like to apologize for letting that
Eddie
happen, but did you notice how weird she was answering?
Bobby Bones
Very much so.
Lunchbox
So, yeah, don't feel so bad. Like, she could have shot it down and answered correctly or, like, done something, but she was like, well, I mean, incorrect.
Jill
I mean, correctly.
Lunchbox
I mean, you gave no facts. No.
Bobby Bones
Like, you don't owe us facts that put you in a weird place. That's on me.
Jill
It's okay. I didn't watch it back, but, yeah, it's fine.
Bobby Bones
Did you watch it with your fiance?
Jill
No, I didn't.
Bobby Bones
You guys haven't watched stuff together now?
Jill
No, we.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my gosh.
Eddie
Because you guys weren't together in the same room.
Clifford Taylor IV
Yeah.
Amy Brown
Why did you.
Jill
I told him on the phone about it. Yeah. No, I'm just kidding. But, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Does he ever get. I'm going with it. Does he ever get mad at Lunchbox?
Jill
No, he kind of laughs because he just thinks it's dumb.
Bobby Bones
Way back in the day, when we started the show and we had a co host named Jill, it was me, Jill, and Lunchbox. Jill, who was engaged at the time. Her fiance called and was gonna kill Lunchbox. Amy's husband was gonna kill Lunchbox.
Lunchbox
At the time, I don't even think Jill was engaged. Just her boyfriend, man.
Bobby Bones
He called and left some messages and was like, if I see you, I'm.
Lunchbox
He said, do not. When you see me at the Christmas party, do not try to shake My hand or else I will have to punch you in the face. Okay. Hahaha. You know, I thought he was joking. Then there was a text that came in and said the same thing. And then that night at the Christmas party, I went to shake his hand. He goes, I told you not to try to shake my hand.
Eddie
You try to shake his hand.
Bobby Bones
After all that, he got two messages.
Lunchbox
I thought he was joking. I thought, oh, this is hilarious, because me and him, we used to go to 6th Street. We used to go to lunch. And I was like, oh, he's just being funny.
Eddie
You two would go to lunch together?
Clifford Taylor IV
Yeah.
Lunchbox
What the.
Amy Brown
Well, because they were friends.
Lunchbox
Like, we were friends. It was so crazy. And then. So the next day, who?
Eddie
You and Jill. Boy, Jill's boyfriend were friends?
Lunchbox
Yes.
Eddie
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
When then Amy's ex. Husband.
Amy Brown
Husband at the time was like, well, yeah, fiance. Then like, as when we were engaged, she was angry at Lunchbox. And so it was bad because he was out of town a lot. He didn't even live in Austin. So he was hearing it. Not firsthand. He was hearing it from his friends who were listening.
Bobby Bones
So that made it always trouble. Always trouble. Secondhand.
Amy Brown
That made it way worse. And yeah, he wanted to fight Lunchbox. Like, he was just like, it's gonna be really hard not to, like, punch that guy in the face.
Bobby Bones
Go shake my hands.
Eddie
Lunchbox. You ever gotten punched in the face?
Lunchbox
No. I mean, probably by my brother when I was a kid.
Eddie
Okay.
Lunchbox
But not Abby.
Bobby Bones
Your fiance doesn't want to beat Lunchbox up.
Jill
No, he doesn't. What did Amy say? Oh, my God, yes. Are you kidding me? Is that. Is that a real question?
Bobby Bones
Oh, I don't know if you thought he really could or not.
Jill
I would love to see both of them.
Bobby Bones
I don't know the size of your fiance.
Jill
He is six foot.
Bobby Bones
Okay, what's lunchbox about that by 5:10 or so? 5:11.
Jill
How much do you weigh?
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox is like 175.
Jill
Oh, okay.
Eddie
What's your fiance?
Jill
Actually, I don't really know.
Bobby Bones
Do you still think your fiance could take him, though?
Jill
Yes, I do. He has a lot of muscle and he goes to the gym, works out.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox or your fiance?
Jill
My fiance. Lunchbox doesn't go to the gym or lift or work out.
Bobby Bones
He runs.
Amy Brown
Not lately.
Eddie
Not really.
Jill
Yeah, he's injured.
Bobby Bones
How's your testicle?
Lunchbox
It's doing all right, man. Feels good today. No pain.
Bobby Bones
You got an appointment set up soon?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I'm going to see Dr. K, man.
Bobby Bones
Is that what you call him now? He said call him that?
Lunchbox
No, I just don't remember his first name.
Amy Brown
Dr. Callum.
Bobby Bones
His first name.
Lunchbox
I meant his life. I just KNEW it was Dr. K. I didn't know. Yeah, so yeah, I'm going to see him. Got an appointment.
Amy Brown
I had to call him before leading up to. Before he was coming on air. I was prepping him because he's a professional and I wanted to make sure. I was like, you realize, like, you're going to be coming on. We're going to be talking about lunch. Foxes.
Bobby Bones
Idiot fest.
Amy Brown
Right?
Bobby Bones
Walking into idiot fest, Dr. Because, like,
Amy Brown
you have a reputation in town. You work for the titans. Like, this is your time to bow out if you don't want to come on the show. He's like, no, I think it'll be great. So anyway, I guess from that call, he had my number. And then like the next day or the day after he came on the show, I don't know, somehow he thought he missed whatever. However my number came up, it was like a missed call and he thought it was a patient. And he. He called me back and he was like, this is. That's how I probably know how I know his name so well. He's like, this is Dr. Ethan Kellum calling to check in. And it was so professional. I was like, oh, hey, it's Amy Brown. That still did nothing for him. He's like, yeah, so just checking base on the. And I was like, no, from the Bobby Bone show. And he was like, oh, what up? And then he totally went into, like normal mode. He was like, sorry, sorry, I'm gonna save your number in my phone so I don't go all like doctor on you again. He's like, I thought you were a patient that I missed their call. And I was like, okay, now I get it. So he's cool. Do you know when Dr. K get it?
Bobby Bones
This week?
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's this week.
Bobby Bones
All right, let us know.
Eddie
He grabs his pen.
Lunchbox
I was looking. I have it. I mean, I write things down. Things down. So I was like, it's somewhere over here.
Bobby Bones
You just wrote it on a piece of paper?
Lunchbox
Yeah, that's what I do.
Bobby Bones
Do you keep piece of paper?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I have. I mean, let me tell you, my wife, the one thing she hates is how many papers I have just laying around the house. Well, yeah, because I jot down little notes, put them in my computer, then take them home, set them somewhere, and they're just everywhere.
Amy Brown
Well, then you could recycle them.
Lunchbox
Oh, yeah, yeah. Once I use the notes, then I might.
Amy Brown
You said put it in my calendar.
Bobby Bones
Once he uses his calendar, he recycles it. This guy, Michael Weinberg. And I go into my comments on Tuesdays, and so this is all he has DM'd me for a year. More. More than a year. So, like, I'm just gonna show you the same thing. It's the same message.
Eddie
Oh, it is the same message.
Bobby Bones
Same exact message until, like, two years ago. And even under the pictures, he's doing it saying the same thing over and over again from two years ago. Every single message for two years is, can you follow me? Question marks. Oh, can you follow me? Question marks.
Eddie
He's persistent.
Amy Brown
That's all he's asking for.
Bobby Bones
Can you follow me? Can you follow me every day? Can you follow me?
Eddie
Huh.
Bobby Bones
I've never actually gone to his page. Let's see what he's doing over there.
Eddie
So you're gonna do it?
Bobby Bones
Oh, he's a pretty normal dude. I thought it was like a bot account.
Eddie
Huh.
Bobby Bones
I'm not gonna follow.
Eddie
No follow.
Bobby Bones
Nah. But gotta admire it. Huh?
Eddie
There's one lady who always DMs, hang loose. Sign this one to everything I post.
Bobby Bones
Oh, she does.
Eddie
And I love it. Like, I don't know what that means. It's always just, like, cool.
Bobby Bones
There's something to people who always comment and help your engagement. Like, Amy does that on my stuff. I noticed that if I post something, Amy's, like, liking it and putting a message on it, and I'm like, that's a real one.
Eddie
Oh, I like it.
Lunchbox
He doesn't notice your comments, Amy.
Eddie
You don't notice mine.
Bobby Bones
You don't comment on things for the exact reason to just help engagement on things.
Eddie
Sure I do. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do it if there's something to be said.
Clifford Taylor IV
Right.
Bobby Bones
But that's my point. She just does it to helping hands.
Eddie
I think she does it to get more. More follows.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I didn't think about that.
Amy Brown
What?
Eddie
Yeah, like Ray. Like Ray would do that.
Amy Brown
I did not cross my mind.
Bobby Bones
I didn't cross my mind either.
Eddie
Amy,
Bobby Bones
is it so you can be seen and get more followers?
Amy Brown
No.
Eddie
Are you sure?
Amy Brown
No, but that's. No, that hadn't crossed my mind. But why, when I say that didn't cross my mind, you go, amy, because.
Eddie
Because every time I see you in the comments, I'm like, oh, there's Amy trying to get more followers.
Amy Brown
He's a hater.
Eddie
No, that's just what I thought every time I saw.
Lunchbox
That's why you do it.
Amy Brown
That's a hater thought.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no.
Amy Brown
So it must be you're projecting. That must be why you do it.
Eddie
I only do it when there's something to be said. Like, what do you write on there? Like, on. On like he's, like, walking the baby.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'll just tell you.
Jill
Okay.
Eddie
I need more followers.
Bobby Bones
No, follow me here.
Eddie
She does it today on Feeling Things. We're talking about this.
Bobby Bones
Not at all.
Amy Brown
It's like a promo.
Bobby Bones
There's a comment under the picture I did for Mother's Day and she did a queen emoji.
Amy Brown
Oh, that's Caitlin.
Eddie
That's an easy one.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
What did Eddie put.
Eddie
No, I didn't.
Lunchbox
Oh, okay.
Eddie
I texted your wife, though.
Lunchbox
What?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
Happy Mother's Day.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, my wife texted Eddie all the time. And Amy.
Lunchbox
No, no, but we.
Eddie
Yeah, we share. We just share stuff.
Lunchbox
That's interesting that you texted her Happy Mother's Day.
Amy Brown
It's her first Mother's Day.
Eddie
That's a big deal.
Lunchbox
You didn't text my wife Happy Mother's Day. I mean, it's just weird. I don't know. I don't text other mothers. Happy Mother.
Eddie
You don't? No, I like your sister. You wouldn't text her.
Bobby Bones
I don't text anybody. Happy Mother's Day.
Lunchbox
That's what I'm saying.
Bobby Bones
That's different. We're different. I'm new to this game. Yeah.
Eddie
Like, I'll do my mom. I'll do my wife. Obviously my mother in law.
Bobby Bones
So you don't think it's. Where do you text my wife? You think it's where he texts my wife? Happy Mother's Day.
Lunchbox
Yes. Like, it's just strange, I think, because
Amy Brown
she just had a baby. It's her first Mother's Day.
Lunchbox
Okay. I mean, I guess I just don't. If it's not someone that's.
Eddie
Do you want me to start texting your wife?
Lunchbox
No, it's just interesting.
Bobby Bones
How about your mom?
Eddie
I can.
Bobby Bones
Dude, I'm text your mom.
Lunchbox
No, I mean.
Bobby Bones
Doesn't have a crush on your mom.
Lunchbox
He does.
Eddie
I did, I did, I did. But not anymore.
Lunchbox
Yeah, he thought he would chat with her on Facebook and it was my dad and.
Bobby Bones
Wait, what?
Eddie
She would chat with.
Lunchbox
She.
Eddie
We would chat on Facebook.
Bobby Bones
She would show up in the little.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was under. Was it under your dad's name?
Lunchbox
It was under my mom's name, but my dad is the one that uses it most time. And Eddie, he was like.
Eddie
I'd be like, what's up? Girl, what you doing? And it'd be his dad on there.
Lunchbox
And he would flirt with my dad, and then you're.
Eddie
And then his dad would, like, act like it was his mom. It was a whole thing.
Bobby Bones
Oh, dang.
Eddie
Yeah, I got catfished by his dad.
Bobby Bones
Jasper picks.
Eddie
No, we never got there.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I think we're done. Emmy, you have anything today you're doing? Like, anything fun?
Eddie
You'll see in the comments.
Bobby Bones
No, she doesn't like giving me updates.
Amy Brown
Anything fun?
Bobby Bones
I don't know what's happening with your day today.
Amy Brown
Let me see. Oh, I'm going to Opry tonight.
Bobby Bones
Really?
Amy Brown
Yeah. George Versch is going to be there. I saw. I just checked the Opry schedule a minute ago, because I was like, I don't even know who's going to be there.
Bobby Bones
Why are you going to the Opry?
Amy Brown
Chase is my friend. Chase is in town, and he's going. And he invited me to a dinner thing last night, and I couldn't go because I had Stevenson's art show, and I was like, well, I'll go to the Opry. It's like a group. I was like, I'll go to the Opry with y' all, because.
Bobby Bones
Is Chase Rice part of the group?
Amy Brown
Chase Rice will be there.
Lunchbox
Oh, so they're trying to play matchmaker?
Amy Brown
No, Chase Rice has a girlfriend.
Eddie
Oh, good try, though, dude.
Amy Brown
Yeah. And Chase, the other Chase, is, like, literally my friend.
Eddie
So are you. Are you in the Chase.
Lunchbox
He's like, literally my friend.
Amy Brown
Yeah, I'm, like, saying there's nothing more to that. Kelly. What is her last name?
Eddie
Kapowski.
Amy Brown
She's hosting at the Opry. Didn't you used to do Tuesday nights?
Lunchbox
Kelly Taylor.
Eddie
Oh, yeah. Kelly.
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Eddie
Yeah. What's Kelly's last name? You know, Kelly. Kelly Sutton.
Amy Brown
Kelly Sutton.
Lunchbox
Yes.
Amy Brown
It just came to me. Yes, Kelly Sutton.
Bobby Bones
I did Tuesday nights. No, I used to do the TV show. Oh, Kelly's a host now.
Amy Brown
But you did on Tuesday nights? Yes. So also, Kelly, we're going to. To support her. It's like a whole thing. No, I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, Kelly something's awesome.
Amy Brown
Apparently, this is one of those things, you know, you commit to, like, a month out and you're like, yeah, no problem. That'd be fun.
Eddie
I kind of messed up with Kelly when I took my mom to the Opry. She was hosting or whatever, and I thought it was a guest host, you know, because, like, one of the older ones had passed or whatever. So I thought they were doing guest hosting. So when I saw her backstage, I'm like, kelly, it's so awesome. You did great up there. They never asked me to do this. And I feel like I didn't know that she was a permanent host now. And I feel like she thought, like, oh, you're trying to get my job.
Bobby Bones
Like, this is my. She wouldn't have thought.
Amy Brown
No, she's so cool.
Lunchbox
She's not worried about you.
Bobby Bones
Well, no, it's not that.
Lunchbox
She's just.
Bobby Bones
Not that. She's just really cool.
Eddie
Okay. Because I was like, man, they never asked me to do this. I'd love to do that someday.
Amy Brown
Yeah. So it's a whole thing.
Bobby Bones
But they do have guest announcers, right?
Eddie
And I thought that's what she was doing.
Bobby Bones
No, but I mean, you probably could do that.
Amy Brown
That's so she. That. Can I apply tonight?
Bobby Bones
I could probably get you a guest
Eddie
announcer job, but I just brought it up.
Amy Brown
Well, I'm going tonight to network.
Bobby Bones
If you wanted to be a guest announcer, I probably could make a couple calls.
Eddie
Why are you always stealing my things? You're gonna be a voice actor.
Lunchbox
You wanted to be a guest announcer. You just did.
Eddie
Right now.
Lunchbox
You said you made a joke about it.
Eddie
No, no, I didn't. I told her that I would love to do that. Not knowing that she was the permanent host.
Lunchbox
No, you. You. You literally said you told her. Oh, they never asked me to do that.
Eddie
Right.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. That means he wants to do it.
Eddie
That's exactly what that means.
Lunchbox
That does.
Eddie
And then, Amy, just under the rug is like.
Bobby Bones
Under the rug is a weird thing to say.
Eddie
What does that mean?
Bobby Bones
Never heard that one.
Robert Smigel
I don't know.
Eddie
Pull the rug from under me, maybe? That's what I meant.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
And then you are like, oh, Amy, if you really want to do it, I can hook you up.
Amy Brown
That'd be fun.
Eddie
Okay.
Amy Brown
I think I could be good at that.
Bobby Bones
I think you'd be great at it.
Amy Brown
Let's go.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
They have random people be guest announcers. Okay, go ahead. Not just random. Anybody's, but people.
Amy Brown
Maybe I could be Kelly's understudy if she's sick.
Bobby Bones
That's like, a job, though.
Amy Brown
Oh, yeah. She has to be there every. She probably does more than just. Is it just Tuesdays or.
Bobby Bones
I don't know, but she is great.
Amy Brown
I feel like on social media, I see her at the Opry a lot.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's fun.
Amy Brown
So, anyway, I'll see Kelly tonight, which is kind of crazy. Sometimes our brains. Like how I can't think. Like, even her name. Her last name comes to Us, you know, it's like, oh, duh, Sutton. But do you have, like, I have that more and more lately.
Eddie
Oh.
Amy Brown
I've like, trying to think first names, people where I'm like, how am I not thinking of this person's name? Like, I know it, I know I know it. Where is it? In the brain.
Bobby Bones
Interesting.
Eddie
Do more and more, I've become a what's up, dude?
Bobby Bones
Big Dog.
Eddie
I don't know that.
Amy Brown
Big Dog.
Eddie
Big Dog. It's terrible.
Amy Brown
Even people from high school. I thought I'd never forget their names.
Lunchbox
Cool.
Amy Brown
And I found five dollars.
Bobby Bones
Hey, cool stories. All right, we're done. Thank you, everybody. We will see you guys tomorrow. Hope you have a great Tuesday and we'll see you on Wednesday.
Lunchbox
All right, goodbye.
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