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Amy
Two hugstitution leads to something else. Hmm.
Bobby Bones
Because I think for 200 bucks in the same cities, you could actually get more than that if you just know the right part of town to walk into.
Amy
Yeah, that seems like a lot. Hugs are free.
Bobby Bones
No, not unless you ask. You can't just randomly hug people. Oh, you can once, but.
Amy
Yeah, but you have nobody to hug.
Bobby Bones
I think that's the point here.
Morgan
That's so sad.
Amy
Sad.
Bobby Bones
Unless it's just like it's their thing. Yeah, it could be a bunch. You could have a potluck of a different kind of people here. Sad people. It's their thing. Type people. I don't know. It just feels like a lot of money for a hug gathering. The three hour gatherings. Boy, they have some stamina for that amount of hugging.
Amy
Do they have snacks?
Bobby Bones
Hosted by a group called the Feels in LA, NY, Chicago, San Francisco, Philadelphia and D.C. they guide attendees through eye contact and long, quiet embraces.
Amy
Oh. I mean, that can be powerful. I know. No, no, no, no. Hear me out. I've done this.
Bobby Bones
It's weird, I know, but if you don't know the people and you're just staring in their eyes and hugging them. If it were like speed dating. Because way back in the day I did some speed dating and you know, within like eight seconds, if you're attracted to them, if this next two minutes you have to talk is going to be miserable or not. If I get sat down with somebody and I got to stare in their eyes and I know for a fact I don't want to hug them, that's a pretty long stare session because, you know, and now you just gotta stare in their eyes.
Morgan
Are they trying to hook up?
Bobby Bones
I don't know, dude. Some. Some, right?
Amy
I just went to their website and it says, first thing we believe, being open to love is one of the bravest things you can do.
Bobby Bones
I like what OnlyFans says too. The goal isn't necessarily dating, they say, which means it can be and probably is. But building emotional openness and relearning how to connect without the usual dating app burnout. It's. It's a pricey ticket to vulnerability and human warmth. But in this economy, even hugs come with a cover charge.
Amy
Oh, yeah. This is definitely, you know, if people.
Bobby Bones
Want to do it. Yeah. Vice.com it's for sure people want to do it.
Morgan
I mean, I like hugs.
Bobby Bones
Not like this.
Amy
Eddie, are you now speaking code too?
Bobby Bones
It does feel like a code. People's sexiest man alive. They announced who it is. And do you know who it is, by the way?
Amy
I don't. I know country is country's sexiest man.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I know. So the real one, which everybody kind of fights for, some people turn down because they don't want it. Before I tell you who it is, take a shot. Take a guess.
Amy
Timothy Chalamet.
Bobby Bones
It's a good guess. Who would you think it is?
Morgan
Hmm. Momoa.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so we know both of your types.
Morgan
Yeah, yeah, I like to hear that's what we hear from that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we know both of your types. Jonathan Bailey.
Morgan
Know him.
Bobby Bones
Now this also shows you how fractured fame is. Now he is very famous and we don't know him and it doesn't mean he's any less famous. Morgan knows him. Yeah, I do. He's in Wicked. That's where most people. But I was introduced to him in Bridgerton. So very famous, massive actor. But again, there's so many things to watch. There's so many things to consume. Somebody's famous to everybody. He's massively famous, yet most of us don't know him. And that's just the world we live in now with fame. But Jonathan Bailey has been named People magazine sexiest man alive. Bridgerton, Wicked, Jurassic World, Rebirth. That movie. Yeah, he was in it.
Amy
He was nerdy.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he was nerdy in that movie. I didn't find him that sexy in that movie. Yeah, so they announced that last night. What do you think? Yeah, he's holding a dog on one of the pictures. I like that one.
Morgan
It's a good looking dude.
Lunchbox
Of course.
Morgan
Yeah, he's sexy.
Amy
Yeah, you'd hug him.
Bobby Bones
But do you reckon. Do you even recognize.
Morgan
No, I have no idea who that is. Never seen him in my life.
Amy
I recognize him from Bridgerton.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I sent Eddie a TikTok last night. I was laughing so hard and Eddie's response back to me was I can't find anything funny right now. The cowboys are losing.
Morgan
Well, yeah, you sent in the middle of the game.
Bobby Bones
Is it fun? So you know how for Halloween some people wear those inflatable costumes but Aaron. And they just walk around all puffy. Inflatable. This guy had this little fart spray and he went up his kids, his kids were wearing to them. He sprays them in the holes that where you pump the air.
Morgan
So they're stuck with A smoke.
Bobby Bones
And so then. Yeah.
Amy
Oh, no.
Bobby Bones
And so they're going, let me out of here, let me out of here. And they're like fighting it. They're fighting. They're hitting their self in the head trying to get out.
Morgan
But what's funny is what the character looks like.
Bobby Bones
One is Snoopy and one's like a little like a Labubu or something. And they're just fighting to get out of the thing. Dude, my wife was asleep. I guess if you're pregnant you get tired early. But she's asleep next to me. And I'm laughing, shaking the bed so hard. I watch it three times and I was ready for a big laugh from Eddie. And he goes, I can't laugh at this. I'm watching the Cowboys game.
Morgan
You had a little laugh from me. Little laugh.
Bobby Bones
I can play the audio of it from my phone. I don't know that it matters if you can hear it from my phone or not, but at least you get the idea here. Here we go. Say cheese. Says my brother put stinky spray in my son and nephew's blow up costumes. Okay. Sprayed it.
Lunchbox
What?
Amy
That smell. Oh, what?
Morgan
Let me out.
Amy
Let me out.
Bobby Bones
They're trying to get out of the coast of.
Morgan
They're so trapped in the middle.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I couldn't stop laughing all night. The. The whole bed felt like an earthquake.
Amy
It's cute when he goes, what that smell?
Morgan
And he cannot get out.
Bobby Bones
Let me out. Let me out. Let's say you go to a fortune teller or a psychic, which I've never just like pulled up to one of those weird psychic houses with the lighting on it.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because I guess you can just buy that off the Internet psychic and just hang it up in your window. Yeah, that would be interesting. Never done it. You guys call us if you have, because I. But let's say you did that and you went in and you paid the money and you're like, I'm going to pay my 100 bucks and you're going to tell my fortune. Would you then believe what they said since you've paid the money. Is it. Well, I spent money on it, so I got it. I got to believe it.
Amy
I think in order for me to be doing that, I'm extremely desperate, so I would have to depend on what they actually said. But I would lean more towards that I would believe it because I'm desperate.
Bobby Bones
And you just paid money. You don't want to buy something. You know, it's like buying food and wasting it.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So you want.
Amy
You want to Believe in it.
Bobby Bones
So you go to this. You give me your 100 bucks, and they say to you your husband's cheating on you, and you've really had no reason to think your husband's cheating on you. But the fortune teller says that. Do you think. Oh, I think they're onto something.
Amy
I mean, I guess I'm gonna have to.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's what happened here.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And it got ugly.
Amy
Oh, no.
Morgan
Was he.
Bobby Bones
No. Oh, no, he wasn't.
Amy
So what happened?
Bobby Bones
So she goes to a fortune teller, pays about $70. This is online. And she says, hey. They call the fortune teller. The master says, hey, your husband is having affairs and paying sex workers.
Amy
Oh, my.
Bobby Bones
And so she's like, okay, well, you said it must be true. So she started, like, harassing her husband. Like, I know you're cheating on me. And he's like, I haven't been cheating on you at all. She's. I know you have. And he's like, how do you know this? She's like, I can't tell you. She didn't want to say it was a porch teller. I told her. She. Like, I have evidence. He's, no, you don't. There is no chance I haven't been. So finally, she became so unbearable, he just bailed. He's like, I can't live with somebody who does this.
Amy
Yeah, that makes sense.
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy
So she ruined their lives.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. He ended up having to call the cops because she was getting.
Amy
But that type of behavior is unwell.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Aren't we all unwell in our own ways?
Amy
Yeah, we are. But, I mean, he probably was like, all right, this is my outfit.
Bobby Bones
Officers came after. They had to call the cops because there was an issue. It doesn't say if there was anything physical that happened, but the officers came, and then they had a talk with her, and they say, hey, this is not really our job, but we're gonna tell you. You shouldn't trust a fortune teller on the Internet more than you trust your husband unless you have actual proof. And so now they're kind of okay again.
Morgan
Oh, they're back.
Bobby Bones
Well, they're okay again. I don't know if you're ever fully back after that. I don't know if he can all. You can't really unring that bell. Holy. But I thought that was a pretty wild story.
Amy
Yeah. I mean, obviously, you start to check bank accounts, transactions, like, real. How's he paying for.
Bobby Bones
You're checking Bernie Madoff, SEC filing type stuff. Like, you're checking everything.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Which, by the way, I was reading about that story again, and that story always blows me away. So Bertie Madoff, one of the biggest fraudsters in the history of at least our version of the world. And so back in, like, the 70s, started this very small company to just manage money. And every year, regardless of what's happened with the economy, it was like 10, 11, 12%. We're up every year. Economic downturn, no problem. Up every year, 10, 11, 12%. So not only were people investing with him, banks started to invest with him, companies, charities started to invest with him. And all he was doing. It's crazy now, all he was doing was taking the money. And it was all in one bank account, by the way. All of it. For the most part, he would take the money and he'd had it as his and he kind of spent it or whatever, but then new money would come in from new investors, and that's how he'd pay the old investors. And it was just that cycle for decades, for decades, he fraught. So many people lost money.
Morgan
Is that the pyramid scheme? Like, is that what's known as the pyramid scheme or Ponzi?
Bobby Bones
It's a Ponzi. A pyramid is when I have something and I have. I need you and Lunchbox and Amy to go. You have. You're my three. I'm going to convince you. I'm going to convince you to sell my thing. Okay, now you all got to go do three things.
Amy
We recruit Morgan and Mike D. And become a pyramid.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it literally looks like a pyramid. A Ponzi scheme is. Yeah, it's just paying money that's really not made by the job you're doing. It's made by you getting money from new people to pay the old people. It is crazy. It's crazy to think about because we were. We were definitely a bit younger and it was so in the news. So it did. But looking back at it now, while that he got away with it for so long.
Amy
Yeah. Because you would think it would have fallen apart well before it did, but.
Lunchbox
If people were getting their money, what's the problem with it?
Amy
Wait, no, they weren't all. Not everybody. They were. Until they weren't.
Lunchbox
Everybody was getting their money back and then some. And I'm like, well, hey, if you want to take my money and.
Bobby Bones
Well, some people got their money back, but a lot of people didn't. Because when he was busted, he owed a lot of people a lot of money, like maybe even billions of dollars.
Lunchbox
That makes sense.
Amy
Like it caused turmoil in people's lives.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
He said because they had given him every. Like some people, they invested so much with him that the fact that there was no real money there, like, it ruined their lives.
Bobby Bones
Some people actually made money from him, though, because they invested early to mid.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And I bet there's some guilt there. It's like, well, I got my.
Amy
Yeah, but the money they got. Like, Bobby, say you were early investor, and then Eddie and I joined late. Well, you keep getting money, but you're just getting the money we gave him.
Bobby Bones
I know, but I'm saying some people got the money and they got to keep money. Like, they. But then they made money.
Morgan
The early people think if later you.
Amy
Found out, like, oh, this was. Really wasn't made money, it was just Amy's life saving.
Bobby Bones
Who cares?
Morgan
I don't care where I came from.
Amy
And then I end up. I jump off a building because.
Bobby Bones
But I don't know whose money I got, if I made money.
Morgan
Well, as long as you got your money.
Bobby Bones
Well, I'm not going to say who cares? This guy was digging for worms, and as he was digging, pretty fertile soil, he found, like, a cauldron. Like, it looked like a cauldron, a medieval cauldron. A cauldron is like a cup, Right. And so he's like, what the crap is this? I'd have thought it was the Louvre robbery stuff. Been hidden at first, but he found cauldron with rings, pendants, several thousand coins. Dude was digging for worms and found medieval treasure.
Morgan
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Where is this? In Sweden.
Morgan
Okay, so not, like, in Kansas.
Bobby Bones
No, but did you know that there was a time. Was it Hank Jr. That used to show people's houses? Oh, yes. In Nashville, Hank Williams Jr. Had a metal detector, and he used to show up people's houses that lived on a certain area and be like, hey, can I search your grounds? He was looking for, like, oh, Civil War stuff.
Morgan
How crazy would that be? Hank Williams Jr. Rings your doorbell.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he'd just show up.
Amy
That was his hobby.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he'd show up with a map. He'd show up with a map and a metal detector to random people's houses and be like, hey, are you ready for some detecting? That'd be a pretty wild Nashville story, but, yeah. This dude found all this medieval treasure while digging for worms.
Amy
Why were you reading about Bernie Madoff again? Just because.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I.
Amy
Sorry, I just thought of that algorithm reading.
Bobby Bones
Algorithm? Yeah. Yeah. So then if it pops up and there's like, a single slide that I'm interested in, I'll just go deep diving in it again. So I just went mid diving in that one. But Kevin Bacon lost a lot of money. That's one of the people I remember.
Morgan
In Bernie made off.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like charities. Lost a lot of money. Mostly I just remember Kevin Bacon.
Morgan
Of course.
Bobby Bones
Call us if you want. 87777 Bobby. That's our phone number. Have an awkward voicemail. It's gonna be awkward to play for Eddie.
Morgan
What?
Bobby Bones
I know. It's just gonna be awkward. So do you want it?
Morgan
Yeah, no, I mean, I'll just get ready for it. Go for it.
Bobby Bones
You ain't gonna like it.
Morgan
Just play it.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Hit it. I remember listening to the show and Eddie saying that he would donate a kidney. Well, here's his chance to see if he would actually do it. I'm in need of a kidney and.
Amy
I've been searching for quite some time.
Bobby Bones
So, Eddie, please let me know if you're willing to donate a kidney to me.
Morgan
That's awkward.
Bobby Bones
That's what I'm saying.
Lunchbox
Oh, man. That's beyond our.
Morgan
She leave a number? She probably didn't leave a number, huh?
Amy
No, we have the number always, like when they call, Right.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you're right.
Bobby Bones
I like how Amy's so assertive in the answer and then goes. Right.
Morgan
Sometimes they don't leave numbers. Amy.
Bobby Bones
No, no.
Amy
It's like listed with the. Like, this is where they called from.
Bobby Bones
There can be no response. I just. This was directed to you specifically.
Morgan
And she, like, she needs a kidney.
Bobby Bones
I don't know if this is a bit that she's doing or if she's for real, but she has called you out. It's just your response is your response. So.
Lunchbox
Yeah, and that's.
Morgan
That's tough. It's tough because, I mean, I would love to donate a kidney someday. I just don't know if today's the day, you know?
Bobby Bones
Right.
Morgan
Like, I don't know if I'm ready to do that now.
Bobby Bones
Got it. So that's your.
Morgan
But. But, man, now that I hear her.
Bobby Bones
Voice, it kind of humanizes it.
Morgan
It does humanize it.
Bobby Bones
Do you want to think about it?
Morgan
Yeah, let me think about it. Let me. Let me just sit on it.
Amy
How long is it riskier?
Bobby Bones
What? They're making it more awkward.
Lunchbox
I mean, she said she's been searching for a long time, so it's not like this is.
Bobby Bones
She said quite some time.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Bobby Bones
That's for the record. Not saying there's any difference there. I just want to make sure that she's quoted correctly. Just it's quite. Sometimes something to think about. Or maybe we've. We find her story and highlight it and see if any of our listeners want to donate a kidney. That. That's awesome. You loved bailout with that.
Morgan
No, that's awesome. There's somebody listening.
Amy
But like, you could just put it in the Lord's hands and go get tested.
Bobby Bones
You.
Amy
You may not be a match. And then you're out.
Bobby Bones
Do you.
Morgan
Would you want to donate a kidney?
Amy
Eddie, I haven't been over here saying that I want to donate.
Morgan
No, but would you, though? Would you?
Amy
Not at this moment. Not at this moment, I'm not.
Lunchbox
I mean, did you hear her voice?
Bobby Bones
Don't stammer because you never the one claiming you want a kidney, right?
Amy
I'm going to donate my organs when I die, and if one of you needed one, then I would consider it. But at this consider it, you better.
Lunchbox
Give it to us.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we can just. Well, it matters which one.
Amy
Sorry.
Bobby Bones
No, no, let's be honest. I ain't give my kidney to all of you. But some of you, I get.
Amy
Some of you, I would. I would get tested for everyone.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I'll get touch of everybody too.
Amy
Well, but if it's a yes, you gotta donate.
Bobby Bones
No, I don't.
Amy
Oh, you say we weren't a match. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You don't know. It's hipaa, man. Right?
Morgan
A lot of people need privacy if.
Amy
It'S between you and the doctor, not you and us.
Bobby Bones
I know. I wouldn't tell you. I would just say the doctors that we weren't a match. Oh.
Amy
And then there's no way we could find out. You're right. Because we couldn't call your doctor. Okay.
Bobby Bones
That's all. I'll leave it there.
Morgan
All right.
Bobby Bones
Think about it. Yeah.
Lunchbox
And that was awkward.
Morgan
A little bit.
Lunchbox
I mean, did you hear her voice? She sounded, like, serious.
Amy
Sounded tired.
Bobby Bones
We have another. Yeah, we have another medical professional. Give me the next one. Medical professional here. The doctor's probably providing reassurance by saying.
Amy
I don't think it's your colon.
Bobby Bones
But also, he can't physically see his colon until he does the colonoscopy. He can't say for certainty without it. That's why he wants to do the colonoscopy, is to rule that out with certainty. Go get the colonoscopy.
Amy
Yeah, just go get it.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Scheduled.
Lunchbox
I was scheduled. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Was. Yeah, it's no longer scheduled.
Lunchbox
They sent me a text, you know, saying, hey, reminder your opponent. I put cancel. You did n. Yeah, I put in cancel or C for cancel.
Bobby Bones
C'S confirm.
Morgan
Oh, boy.
Lunchbox
Let me tell you what I put. I'll tell you.
Bobby Bones
Or what? I don't know.
Morgan
Or did you just unsubscribe for the text?
Lunchbox
No, no, no, no. Because said R. It said R for reschedule, C for cancel, and yes to confirm, and I put C. Oh, boy.
Amy
Why? Why'd you reschedule? Or.
Bobby Bones
Sorry, their letter system sucked if that's what they were doing. Read the text. I'm sure you did the right thing, but that's a weird.
Amy
But why did you want to cancel it?
Lunchbox
Ah, man, I just didn't feel. I felt like it was a bait and switch.
Bobby Bones
You said that?
Lunchbox
That's what she just asked me, why I canceled. Cause it was like, you know, what's.
Amy
The bait and what's needed to do it?
Bobby Bones
You know, I'm curious. Debate. And the switch, he said because you.
Morgan
Went to them, right?
Lunchbox
About a pain, and he said, oh, yes, not your colon, but we'll just do a colonoscopy for fun.
Bobby Bones
Okay. But he.
Lunchbox
I mean, basically that's what he said.
Amy
That's how you.
Bobby Bones
The fact that you're a little bit lying means you're probably a lot lying.
Lunchbox
No, I'm not a lie.
Amy
Just like the caller said, he maybe said. You know, I'm thinking it's not your colon. We probably do a colonoscopy to rule it out, though.
Lunchbox
Okay, here it is.
Morgan
That's the verbiage.
Bobby Bones
Read it exactly. I gotta know. Sorry, go ahead.
Lunchbox
I was wrong. This is a reminder of your upcoming appointment with beep, beep and beep. At beep and beep.
Morgan
What?
Lunchbox
At 1:30pm Those are all curse words. No, no, I just don't want to give the name of the company and address.
Morgan
Got it.
Lunchbox
Please arrive 30 minutes prior to your appointment. If you have not confirmed your appointment 48 hours prior to your visit, you, your visit could be canceled. Oh, no. Please reply with one to confirm, two to cancel, or three to reschedule. And I hit him with a two.
Amy
Two to cancel.
Lunchbox
Okay, two to cancel.
Bobby Bones
So you don't care.
Amy
Why wouldn't you schedule.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. I care. You don't care because you would exhaust yourself.
Lunchbox
Dude, I've been to so many doctors.
Bobby Bones
But you would exhaust yourself with anything they thought could possibly be the problem.
Lunchbox
But he literally said, oh, yeah, I don't think that's colon.
Morgan
But he's doing colonoscopy. He's ruling that out by doing the colonoscopy.
Bobby Bones
He doesn't know. I'm glad you have a Doctor that admits he doesn't know for sure.
Amy
Yeah, I just have a question about.
Lunchbox
I've never seen this doctor before. I just googled and found this guy, so, I mean, I don't even know if he's trustworthy.
Amy
Can you let us know when you're feeling the pain around us? Because we work with him for hours every day, and I've never seen him uncomfortable, but this is such an ongoing thing. I believe you. I believe you. I just. When you feel it, like, don't hold back. We want to know, like, oh, like, it's happening right now.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
You don't have to be a tough guy around us, dude. Just show us.
Amy
Like, we need to.
Bobby Bones
Because you're known as the tough guy around us.
Lunchbox
I know, and I don't want to ruin my reputation.
Bobby Bones
And we don't want you to hide.
Amy
But, like, has anybody ever seen him in pain?
Morgan
No.
Lunchbox
No, no, Amy, it's not like, pain where I can't walk or I can't function.
Amy
You said.
Bobby Bones
It was, like, you said, debilitating.
Lunchbox
No, like, if I go running and, like, two minutes afterwards, I can't walk.
Morgan
Okay, go run for two minutes.
Lunchbox
Did you hear what I said? After I go for a run. Two minutes afterwards.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, just go run for a while.
Lunchbox
Run a little bit.
Amy
You've stopped running, right?
Bobby Bones
We're doing. When you, like, go deep just to get him out of here. Hey, go deep. And you never run away.
Lunchbox
That's not funny.
Amy
No, that's not funny. It's okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Anyway, so, yes, Amy, like, I mean, I'm telling you, just sometimes getting out of the chair is like, oh, that's.
Morgan
But you don't make that stuff.
Amy
But you don't do that. You just, like, have your bag of nuts and you walk around.
Bobby Bones
You do walk around in your same hoodie and your bag of nuts.
Morgan
You talk about the game last night.
Amy
Like, let us in so we can help you.
Lunchbox
I don't understand what you're going to be let in on. I'm sorry.
Amy
The pain.
Bobby Bones
Like I said, get a colonoscopy. I've had one. I know, but you told me I got an endoscopy. I got both.
Lunchbox
I don't know what that means. And he said, endoscopy lunchbox.
Amy
He said, next year you're due for a colonoscopy. So he's like, why don't we just do it early? Yeah, why not? What if you find something?
Lunchbox
I felt like that was an upsell.
Bobby Bones
You felt like it was a bait and switch. And now you're switching to upsell.
Lunchbox
But, but, but the fact that he's like, ah, you know, it's not due until next year, but we might as well do it now for fun.
Bobby Bones
Like, it's like, I don't think he said for fun.
Amy
It's because you're already in pain, so let's go ahead and do it now.
Morgan
If he did say, let's do it for fun, I wouldn do it.
Bobby Bones
If he said, let's do it for fun and he winked, then I wouldn't do it. I think I'd have, you know, a. A problem with it. But he didn't wink, right?
Lunchbox
I didn't see a wink.
Bobby Bones
Okay, good. You should get it done. But you've already hit number two.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I already hit the cancel.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And man, let me tell you.
Bobby Bones
So you really don't care?
Lunchbox
No, I. No, that's. You're absolutely wrong.
Morgan
You didn't call him back and say, I didn't mean to hit.
Lunchbox
I go to all.
Bobby Bones
I hit the wrong button. Call him back.
Lunchbox
I've been to so many different doctors, and when they tell you, oh, it's not that. Then I'm like, okay, gotta find a different doctor. And I do care. Like, I really do care.
Amy
Then what's your next plan? Like, what's the next plan of action to figure out the mystery pain sports medicine doctor? When is his appointment?
Bobby Bones
But why?
Amy
Because he's a runner after he runs.
Lunchbox
No, no, no. Because if it's not my colon.
Bobby Bones
If it's not, you don't know that it's not your colon. That's why he wants to check your colon.
Lunchbox
Literally. Doctor said that's probably not your calling.
Bobby Bones
Probably.
Lunchbox
He said it's probably Muskoskeleton. And so that's why I'm going to a.
Bobby Bones
But now you're saying things you've never said to us.
Morgan
What is Musco Skeleton?
Lunchbox
I don't know. And so.
Morgan
But they said that.
Lunchbox
Well, he just said it wasn't my colon, so it had to be.
Bobby Bones
But then he's like, you're going to have to get a colonoscopy anyway, and.
Lunchbox
So why not do it?
Bobby Bones
So we want to make sure.
Lunchbox
So. Right. I felt like he was just doing it. Like, the way he says it, it's like he's just doing it for fun because it's like, you don't need it. It's not due for another year. But let's just do it anyway. You're scheduled next week.
Morgan
Is it the money that's. Is it the money that's the issue.
Lunchbox
Well, you think? Yeah, I think he's just trying to take my money. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
You have insurance.
Lunchbox
I know.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So with copay and everything, it's probably 180 bucks.
Amy
No, but he's saying the doctor's just trying to, like, Dr. Galley weekends, like he has a quota.
Bobby Bones
Did you go Dr. Galley weekends?
Lunchbox
No. I don't know. No, I know who that is. I know who that is.
Bobby Bones
What's up?
Lunchbox
That's Her Friends.
Bobby Bones
Huh?
Lunchbox
That's Galloway Kids from Friends. I've seen that episode.
Bobby Bones
It's not.
Amy
Who is it?
Lunchbox
Is it from all this?
Bobby Bones
Remember the commercial? The guy's like, yeah. He walks down. He walks down to the airport, and the guy's got the sign, and he's like, yeah, I'm Mr. Gallykitz. And the guy goes, Dr. Galakowicz. Cause he was trying to get the free car ride, the limo ride, anyway.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I throw a lot of those out, you know. Is there a home version of a colonoscopy? Because we will do it on this show.
Morgan
Like a kit.
Bobby Bones
There is.
Amy
There's something that can be.
Bobby Bones
Because my dad's done one, sent it to the house.
Lunchbox
You need to stick it up my butt?
Bobby Bones
Yes. No, it's. It's the.
Amy
You go to the bathroom and you.
Bobby Bones
Send off your bathroom sample.
Morgan
Oh, your stool.
Amy
But that's not a camera up your.
Bobby Bones
Just bring it in in a bag. We'll take it from there. Yeah, like, no, no, no, don't do that. Okay, so you don't care enough.
Lunchbox
No, no, I do. Okay, then. I mean. And then you told me I can't do it during the week because it's bad for the show.
Bobby Bones
No, I said, feel free to do it anytime you want.
Amy
But he didn't understand. He booked the 1 o' clock because he's like, oh, we'll be done with the show, and I can get it by one. But he's not understanding the prep that goes into it the 24 hours before.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I don't eat.
Bobby Bones
Like, I said, no, it's not that you don't eat. It's just that they want to make sure everything that you have eaten in the days prior, you have to drink not in your system or it's out.
Amy
So you go to the bathroom a lot?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, like.
Amy
Like a lot.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Because I quote said. And I said. I said, quote, okay, sorry, that it's on Tuesday or something at 1:30. And you go, well, you could have been responsible on doing it on a Friday. So I was like, oh, you know.
Bobby Bones
Why I said that because I'm doing my surgery end week.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, so I didn't realize.
Bobby Bones
But that's not why you cancel, so don't use that as an excuse, man.
Lunchbox
I was trying to be responsible.
Bobby Bones
No, you weren't. I think you should do your colonoscopy for two reasons. One, just to eliminate this possibility, and two, because you got to do it anyway, and now you won't have to do it in a year.
Amy
And three, awareness.
Lunchbox
Well, in a year, I'll have to do it again.
Bobby Bones
No, you won't.
Lunchbox
You don't do it every year.
Amy
No. You.
Bobby Bones
Depending on your family history, I do mine every month. How often do you have a standing appointment?
Lunchbox
I thought that once you turn 45, you do it every year.
Bobby Bones
No, no. It's like, I don't know the real answer, but probably every five years.
Lunchbox
All right, I'll give them a holler and see if I can get in.
Bobby Bones
What is it, Mike? Every 10 years.
Amy
Okay, so unless you have a family history of it, like, I have to go every three years.
Lunchbox
All right, I'll hit him with.
Bobby Bones
Go back to that one. Hit him with a one.
Lunchbox
I'm gonna hit him with the three.
Bobby Bones
Hit him with the uop.
Lunchbox
The three. Rescheduled.
Morgan
Eggplant.
Lunchbox
They say, you awake? See if they say.
Morgan
Amy, what's family history? Of what?
Amy
My mom had anal cancer.
Lunchbox
Oh, it says you were responding.
Bobby Bones
Hey, that's too awkward. Thanks for nothing.
Lunchbox
Yeah, that was really bad.
Bobby Bones
I didn't know that.
Amy
Well, it's what Farrah Fawcett had. That's what my mom used to say, because she didn't like saying anal. And I remember her looking at her doctor, and she was like, so, doctor, can I say that I have colon cancer? He's like, you can, but you don't. She's like, okay, it just sounds better than anal. She's like, what about, like, rectal? He's like, you can say that. That's not what you have. Like, you have analytics. And then she found out that that's what Farrah Fawcett had. So then when anyone had asked her what kind of cancer she had, she'd be like, it's what Farrah Fawcett had.
Bobby Bones
What'd you see over there?
Lunchbox
I hit him with the number three to reschedule, and they said you were responding to a past appointment.
Morgan
Oh, no.
Lunchbox
Yeah. To schedule a new appointment, please message us here. Well, that's exactly what I just done. So I don't understand why there was confusion.
Morgan
I feel like we got a glimpse of what he does at home.
Lunchbox
You know what I mean?
Bobby Bones
If you're confused as to why they responded with that, I think. Yeah, I think it's a you thing because you've canceled the appointment, Right. You can't possibly recant. You can't possibly reschedule something that's been fully canceled and off the books.
Morgan
You might have to call them.
Bobby Bones
You have to schedule now.
Lunchbox
So I said, new appointment then.
Bobby Bones
You wrote that new appointment, then.
Lunchbox
Yeah. And they said, thank you for your response. Your message has been forwarded to our team.
Morgan
Okay, good.
Bobby Bones
I think you should get it. It ain't that bad. It sucks, but it ain't that bad, man.
Lunchbox
And they said it only takes 15 minutes.
Morgan
You said it takes longer than that.
Bobby Bones
Maybe the actual tube. It's a longer process than that, but maybe like, the actual is 15 minutes.
Lunchbox
Yeah, they said arrive 30 minutes before. You'll be out in 15 minutes.
Bobby Bones
It takes about an hour. You drive up there, you put your gown on, you lay in a bed.
Lunchbox
Well, they said I had to have a driver.
Bobby Bones
You do, because they have to put you under.
Lunchbox
Oh.
Bobby Bones
Unless you want to stay awake, which is what I requested. I brought a whole jar. Whole jar of jelly. Man.
Lunchbox
That's stressful.
Bobby Bones
Keep me awake.
Morgan
I want to see this.
Bobby Bones
I want to feel everything. It'll be great. You'll be happy when it's over that you did it. Like, I don't want to go have surgery on my ankle this weekend, this week, end of the week. I've tried everything not to. It's been almost two years. I've been to so many doctors, trying so many different things, and it's finally to the point now where if I'm really serious about it, I've got to go and do what's going to feel uncomfortable.
Amy
So don't be like Bobby in two years from now, still.
Bobby Bones
Well, no. Be like me and just go and get.
Lunchbox
No, me and Bobby are, like, the same. We've seen a lot of doctors.
Amy
Bobby, I was trying to say, but it took you two years. That's not bad.
Bobby Bones
No, but I was going to lots of doctors and getting opinions, but when I finally got a doctor that said, this is my opinion and it's going to be uncomfortable, I was like, I will just do that.
Amy
Oh, it took you two years to find the right.
Bobby Bones
Well, they were just giving me different things. Let's first, let's do physical therapy. Give it rest. And then I went to.
Amy
So you were proactive the whole time?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Amy
Okay.
Lunchbox
Sort of like me. You're not how many doctors have I been to?
Morgan
I never told us. 3.
Lunchbox
I mean, they're like, yeah, it's probably gas. Or hey, just look at some stretches on YouTube. Like what? Like great doctoring.
Bobby Bones
I'm not. Did you have a veterinarian?
Lunchbox
No, I went to doctor doctors. Like Maryland.
Bobby Bones
What doctor do you go? And they're like, yeah, just stretch it out, man. Watch some YouTube videos.
Lunchbox
That's my question.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, okay. All good. Those are the.
Lunchbox
I mean, I still think it's a hernia. Even though the hernia people said you think that? Yeah. I mean, everything on the Google definitely.
Morgan
Could be like, rip, rip muscles.
Lunchbox
It's like. And then they touch it and they're like, oh, no, that's it. Sally, come here and take a look. She pushes on it. No, it's not it. And I'm like, man, I don't know. I didn't go to med school though.
Bobby Bones
It's true.
Lunchbox
Thought about it.
Bobby Bones
Not a more accurate statement on this show. In history of the show. He did not go to med school. Dick Cheney died.
Morgan
Oh, I didn't know that.
Bobby Bones
Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents in US history, dies at 84 from complications of pneumonia and heart disease. A dominant figure in US politics for decades, Cheney served as White House Chief of Staff. He's the guy that did the search for the Vice President and picked himself. Oh, yeah, I remember that.
Amy
That's funny, I didn't know that.
Morgan
Did he also get shot?
Bobby Bones
No, he shot somebody.
Amy
Oh, while hunting.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Known as a driving force behind the Iraq invasion, which didn't turn out so great. They did not have weapons of mass destruction and post 911 security policies. In later years, he drew criticism from Donald Trump. AP News. There you go. Rest in peace. Dick Cheney. Yeah. He was on a hunting trip and.
Morgan
Then he accidentally shot someone.
Bobby Bones
One of his donors, I believe.
Morgan
A kidney donor.
Bobby Bones
No, no, like money donor.
Morgan
Oh, God. God dang, dude. He shot his kidney donor.
Amy
That's how he got the kidney.
Morgan
That's messed up.
Lunchbox
That'll be hard.
Morgan
That's mine.
Bobby Bones
On February 11th. Oh my God. On February 11th, 2006, Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot Harry Washington, a 78 year old Texas attorney and Republican donor, during a quail hunting trip on a ranch in Riviera, Texas, waiting to sit with birdshot pellets in his face, neck and chest. Got him.
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That hurts.
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Amy
So sometimes we hear that your steps can be overwhelming. Like how many you have to get a day?
Bobby Bones
Like I think the thing that I've always heard is 10,000.
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Is that still is that still what people say?
Amy
I mean, some people still say that, but others are like, look, if you want like mental health benefits, just make sure you're getting 4,000. Well, when it comes to Alzheimer's, I saw an article on CNN this morning saying that the number of daily steps to delay Alzheimer's is three to 5,000 steps a day. That'll delay it happening by three years. If you can get five to 7,000 steps a day, you could delay it up to seven years.
Bobby Bones
I don't know how many steps I get. I don't step much.
Amy
I know. I try to get.
Bobby Bones
I mean, my ankle also is in bad shape.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But generally, I don't step unless I'm working out. Like, why don't I walk somewhere? If I can just run? That's generally.
Amy
Well, I love to walk. But even still, when I probably average about 5,000, which I used to do the 10,000, and I got so worked, like, worked up on it because I had my apple watch, and I would walk around, it'd be before bed, and I'd have, like, 9,950, and I'd be, like, pacing by my bed because I. I was so committed to making sure I got the 10,000 a day.
Bobby Bones
That's okay.
Amy
But if Alzheimer's runs in your family or anything, just make sure you're getting at least 3 to 5,000 a day so you can delay it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, let's look at my steps. Just generally speaking, I can do today doesn't count because it's early. Yeah, right. Yeah. On average, during the week. Let's see, what's.
Morgan
What is this on your phone?
Amy
Yeah. And this means, like, you think of how much you maybe walk without your phone.
Bobby Bones
So on average, probably not much.
Lunchbox
Me never.
Amy
Like, you're not ever walking around without your phone?
Bobby Bones
Not for very long.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Usually if not, I'm walking quickly back to get my phone.
Amy
Okay, true, true.
Bobby Bones
On average, I average about 4900 steps.
Amy
Okay, good.
Bobby Bones
I also wear my aura ring, so.
Amy
That'S probably more accurate.
Bobby Bones
No, it's connected to this.
Morgan
Oh.
Bobby Bones
So this is an accurate count. On average, I get about 4,900 steps a day.
Amy
Okay. So that's right in the wheelhouse of delaying Alzheimer's.
Bobby Bones
Good job.
Morgan
But here's the deal, though.
Lunchbox
When.
Morgan
When you actually work out, like. Or walk on the treadmill, whatever, you don't have your phone with you.
Bobby Bones
Like, you'd see, but I wear my oring. And also, I'm not doing many things on my feet because my ankle hurts so bad. So I'm doing a lot of things. Just sitting, weights.
Amy
Ooh, you know what? When you're in recovery, could you water jog?
Bobby Bones
I don't think it's that kind of recovery. This is.
Lunchbox
You can't get it wet, Amy. The stitches and stuff.
Bobby Bones
This is what I've been told.
Amy
Sorry.
Bobby Bones
I'm going in. They're gonna cut into My ankle. They're gonna clean up all around the cartilage. There's a hole in it that's so big they can't, like, sew it together. And I'm probably saying a bit of this wrong. So they've got to put, like I said, cadaver cartilage, that cartilage of a dead human being into my foot. And so they gotta sew it in or whatever. They'd iron on, like, a patch. Whatever they gotta do, they gotta insert that into it, glue it, maybe, I don't know, staple it, any of the anything. And then I will be on crutches for possibly two weeks. After crutches, I will be in a boot for possibly two to three weeks. Then after that, it's just a couple weeks where I'm just slowly getting ready. But then in like, eight weeks or so night, I should be back full. I should be able to dunk a basketball again.
Morgan
Oh, again?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
Everything you used to be able to do?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And if I can't, I'm going to sue. I've never been able to dunk a basketball, but, yeah, that's what's up, so.
Amy
Oh, wow. Most people recover from this surgery in a few months.
Bobby Bones
Is that what it says? They. Well, that's what I. That's about, right? Because it's a couple weeks and on the crutches, three or four weeks in a boot. Three or four weeks, like, rehabbing it.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I never thought I was gonna be able to run again in my life. It was just like, this is just my new life. I'm older now. I'm never gonna be able to run again. But Dr. Galli Weekitz said we could get this done, so that's what we're gonna do. All right, next up, lunchbox.
Lunchbox
There was a guy in California. He's 20 years old. He got arrested on just some local charges. They book him into jail, and they say, oh, looks like you have a murder warrant out for you out of Seattle. So they notified the authorities in Seattle, and they said, hey, we're going to drive down and pick him up. Well, before authorities got there, they accidentally released him from jail. He's been missing for seven days.
Bobby Bones
And on purpose. I mean, they really. They released him on purpose like the wrong guy.
Morgan
Like they.
Lunchbox
Yeah, they messed up like they were doing. They were supposed to release someone else, and they released him.
Bobby Bones
Then he go, like, I don't think I'm supposed to be released.
Lunchbox
And so now they can't find him.
Morgan
He said that, and they still released him.
Bobby Bones
From the version of the story that I heard, he was like, I don't think this is right.
Morgan
You should listen to him if he says that, because they'll never say that.
Bobby Bones
Unless there's another story where that happened.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I don't know anything. I didn't read anything about that, but I just know that they were like, oh, and they waited like two or three days to notify people that, yeah, we actually released this guy because they thought they'd be able to find them. So the other authorities were driving down to pick him up. And when they get there, like, actually, we don't have your guy, man. He's out somewhere running around.
Bobby Bones
They ever get. They killed the last monkey, too.
Lunchbox
Yeah, some lady.
Morgan
Lady did.
Lunchbox
That was my other story. I had a backup. She gunned down the monkey. I did not want the, you know, that monkey coming near my children is what she said.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, those monkeys didn't sign up to get herpes and gonorrhea.
Morgan
They didn't, but they do have it. And if it's by your kid.
Bobby Bones
I don't know if it was by its kid. I think she just saw it. No, I'm just saying.
Morgan
Well, then put the kids inside the house.
Bobby Bones
I'm just saying. No, no, no. Those monkeys, I get it, but they should have never had to get it.
Morgan
I get it.
Bobby Bones
Because they're just testing on those monkeys, right?
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
It's not their fault.
Lunchbox
University, I believe, is the one that did that. So, yeah, two pretty crazy stories. I don't know how you just let the murderer out of jail. That's. I mean, do you think he knew someone at the front desk?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I think.
Amy
No.
Bobby Bones
If I were guessing, there's probably a name commonality with the person that was supposed to be released.
Morgan
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, and there was like a mess up. And it was like, yeah, Jimmy Wilson. And the guy's name's like, James Wilson Jr. It's a different person. And I'm like, yeah, I know. You're good.
Lunchbox
You sure?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. No, no, no. You're right here. You should go ahead and get out of here. Yeah. Congratulations. You sure about it? No. Yeah, yeah. James Wilson.
Lunchbox
You're.
Bobby Bones
You're free.
Morgan
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And then. Then I. I slowly walk out. Okay.
Lunchbox
He takes off.
Bobby Bones
And then as soon as I get out the door, you're gone. I'm running. Problem is, if you like lunchbox, after about two minutes, you're hurting, right? And then they come and they can arrest you again because you're bent over.
Lunchbox
I didn't Say under two minutes. I said too many runs after running.
Bobby Bones
Well, whenever he stops, just look for the guy. If he was having to escape from prison, look for the guy bent over, killed over hurting.
Morgan
You guys got to watch Roofman. You have to watch that movie.
Bobby Bones
You liked it too, Mike? Oh, yeah, I loved it.
Morgan
I can't stop thinking about it.
Bobby Bones
So true story. Channing Tatum plays the guy robbed, like, 45 McDonald's. Yeah, it says that on the actual billboard that I saw. Yeah.
Morgan
And the roof, man. Because he would enter the McDonald's through the roof.
Bobby Bones
Mm. And then he lived in the Toys R Us.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I only know this from the billboard.
Morgan
Yeah, I mean, that's really.
Bobby Bones
That's.
Morgan
I think that's the description of the movie.
Bobby Bones
It should be on demand next week already. Yeah, you have to pay for it. Like, 20 but happy.
Morgan
Dude, you're gonna love it.
Bobby Bones
That's cool. Yeah, I know you mentioned this morning weapon. I want to watch that.
Morgan
You're gonna love that.
Lunchbox
But wait, didn't they glorify this dude, like, when he really kind of a bad dude?
Bobby Bones
Don't say too much. I don't want to know too much.
Lunchbox
That's what the news.
Bobby Bones
If you can answer him honestly, give it an answer.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I thought that was what the news story.
Morgan
Glorify him. I mean, I think you personally get you. They personalize him.
Bobby Bones
So, like, humanize him.
Morgan
Yeah, humanize him so you kind of, like, feel different.
Bobby Bones
But I think that was kind of the selling point of his story, was that he wasn't trying to hurt people.
Lunchbox
Okay.
Morgan
I don't know if it's glorified.
Bobby Bones
I don't want to ask answers. I don't want to ask questions for answers. You do find it weird, like, sympathizing with somebody who is a criminal.
Morgan
Correct.
Bobby Bones
You're like, I'm rooting for this guy. Why am I rooting for it? You just show me their perspective. I root for them. It doesn't matter what it is.
Morgan
That's it.
Bobby Bones
I've been really into rooting for anti villains or anti heroes lately. It's kind of weird. You just show me the perspective, gangster. All right, I got it. Penguin, for example. You get their backstory show on hbo. Bad dude, by the way. Not real, but bad dude. And when you see, like, his backstory, you're like, oh, I get why he's terrible. That sucks. I might also be terrible and have. Had I gone through those conditions and in those current conditions, I might react this way as well. And then you root for him. Same Thing with Roofman, he's ex military, and he was given all these tools on how to do these things, and then he just expected, like, not to use them.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Well, you haven't seen the movie, Amy. You haven't seen the movie.
Morgan
You gotta watch the movie, Amy. What's crazy, too, is, like, every time he heard a siren, like, he's like, oh, this is it. You know? And I think about that now, just kind of driving down the road, I hear a siren. Like, that's crazy. Right now, someone, like the guy lunchbox is talking about hears a siren. He's like, this is it.
Bobby Bones
We heard a siren in a song last week. My wife and I were driving, and I was playing. I think it was like, because I play music that she kind of hates. As a joke, I like it. But as a joke, because I'm like, baby needs no good music. And so I think we're playing, I think the Cranberries, and they were doing, like, an acoustic version of Zombie, and they were playing a siren in the background. Oh, weird. And we kept thinking a cop was behind us the whole time.
Morgan
You pull over.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I was like. And she was like, I think it's in the song. So we started it over. You shouldn't be able to do that. Another one they did that is nelly shaky. Tail feather. Boop, boop.
Morgan
Oh. So.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah, that one does that too.
Morgan
You know, I. There was a fire truck that passed me the day that had his lights on. And it's almost like they had a setting. Either I'm losing my hearing or it was very low. Because usually, like, in the Jeep, I'm like, I had to cover my ears because it's so loud.
Bobby Bones
This.
Morgan
Maybe fire trucks have, like, settings. Like, let's go low siren today.
Bobby Bones
Maybe it's like, small fire.
Morgan
Yeah. Not so much in a hurry.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Morgan, your story.
Amy
So there was a judge who was caught with her pants down outside of her courthouse.
Morgan
Like, literally.
Amy
Well, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Wait, what? Tell us that judge was. Yep.
Amy
So a judge at her courthouse where she typically does cases right outside of it. She was caught urinating in public.
Morgan
Oh, she had a pee.
Bobby Bones
Why didn't she walk inside?
Lunchbox
Probably locked.
Amy
Great question.
Bobby Bones
Like, I think all that matters. Like, I have no problem with somebody peeing in a place where nobody can see them. Cause I would pee behind a building.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Was she drunk? They don't say all. Was she in a robe? Was she lifting a robe up so it looked like. No, she was in street clothes. It says body cam footage shows she was Pulling up her pants and sitting on a bench as officers approached.
Amy
So, yeah, it is weird.
Bobby Bones
That's a weird story where unless you're inebriated, I don't really think they would arrest you.
Morgan
You can't urinate.
Bobby Bones
But I think you don't even do it in a place that's public.
Amy
Right. Unless you're.
Bobby Bones
Unless you're drunk. Especially if you're a judge.
Morgan
Oh, you've never done. Like, if you have to go and there's no bathroom, you just go down a tree.
Bobby Bones
Yes. But I'm thinking her spot is not just gonna be right out in the middle of a field.
Amy
In a bench. On a bench.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like, something had to be up. We don't know that. You saw the story where the cop was on Zoom. Zoom saw that one. And the judge. The judge cuts to the cop, and the cop doesn't have any pants on.
Morgan
Officer, you don't have pants on.
Bobby Bones
And he's like, okay. The only thing he did wrong was he didn't frame the camera right because he knew it was Zoom. And he had his whole uniform on.
Morgan
Top, his shirt on with a badge and everything.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So he just didn't put pants on below because who.
Amy
Like, how do you not check your camera view?
Bobby Bones
I hear you. I agree. For some reason. But he quit. He fixed it so quick.
Morgan
The.
Bobby Bones
The.
Amy
Well, the judge was like, hey, do.
Bobby Bones
You know that do you not have pants on? And he was like, nope.
Amy
And you see the camera move up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, because it's. He's, like, sitting in a chair, and you're like, officer, you there? And he, like, waves at the camera, but it's like, you can see his knees.
Morgan
Did he have underwear on?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
Okay. I didn't look purposely.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he wasn't, like, janking it.
Amy
Oh, gosh.
Morgan
Didn't look.
Bobby Bones
He just framed it wrong. He might even have little shorts on. But the judge was like, you have your pants on. That's funny, Eddie.
Morgan
Nate Bragazzi, the comedian, he's actually shooting a game show in Nashville this week. And Lunchbox, if you want to be part of the audience, you can go. It's completely free. So this is your chance, dude. You don't have to go all the way to Hollywood.
Amy
So does he pick people from the audience?
Morgan
I think that being part of the show has already been done. They pick the contestants, but if you want to be part of the audience, you can just show up and go.
Bobby Bones
But you could be such a good audience member, they have no choice but to bring you up.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Morgan
You went all the way to Hollywood to do this.
Bobby Bones
But he had a chance to be on the show. You're telling him this is just like an extra or a crowd member?
Lunchbox
Yeah. You're telling me that I can't get on stage, then really, what's the point?
Morgan
Says audience members. Nothing about contestants.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that sucks.
Lunchbox
Oh, man.
Morgan
But anyway, the show is about how everyday Americans answer outrageous questions.
Lunchbox
Oh, that seems like me.
Bobby Bones
So the whole thing is. And they. The winning is, like, the average American salary, $67,000. That's it. So that's what you can win.
Lunchbox
Oh, I'd be fun.
Bobby Bones
Well, yeah. I mean, doing any game for money would be fun.
Morgan
I went to a gym that was named after him in Hendersonville.
Bobby Bones
Donaldson. Donaldson named after him? Or he. Or he's like one of the owners.
Morgan
No, it was called the Nate Brigazzi gym at the school. So I guess maybe donate probably got it. I think he went to school there, too.
Lunchbox
Oh, you're talking like a basketball gym. I thought you're winning the workout. I was like, you drove all the way out there to work out?
Morgan
No, no. Like a high school basketball gym.
Lunchbox
Got it.
Bobby Bones
He donated a million bucks to the school? Yeah, to the athletic. So they named the. It's his school. Right, Mike? Yeah, so they named it that. So, yeah. They didn't just name it after him because they thought he was cool. They named it for him because he donated all the money, which is even cooler.
Lunchbox
He's doing all right.
Morgan
Have you done that?
Amy
Of course.
Morgan
Do you have a Bobby Bones?
Bobby Bones
No, but what I've done, I've. I've. Yes and no. I don't want my name on stuff like that. So, like, I paid for the baseball field at my high school, paid for all the football uniforms, the band to have instruments, so stuff like that. Different. But I don't really.
Morgan
But it's not the Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones
Well, marching band. My name. My Bobby Bones.
Morgan
Right.
Bobby Bones
I think they put, like, a panel up on the outfield fence at one point, and I was like, I really don't need that. Like, thanks. Thank you. I probably haven't gone a million, but I've done hunt, you know, Probably a few hundred. 4, 500 overall. Not at one time.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But mostly they just calling and also give scholarships out every year. So I do have a scholarship named after me.
Morgan
Oh, what's the name of your scholarship?
Bobby Bones
Don't be skipping class.
Morgan
That's right. It's funny.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But, yeah, I'm probably. I'm not at a million, but, yeah, I don't really want my. I don't want to be. Because I feel like it's too much pressure to, like, not do crimes.
Morgan
But you're not going to do.
Bobby Bones
Who knows? I might. I don't think I am. Right.
Morgan
But you never know, I guess.
Bobby Bones
But I don't want to go through the extra step of having that removed. So I just think I might do crimes at some point. Like, I don't have plans to do crimes, but neither did the roof man. That's a name.
Morgan
Roof man. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Roof man.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
He. I don't really know his story, but.
Morgan
Oh, dude, you're.
Lunchbox
I just still.
Bobby Bones
There's still room to do crimes. That's my point.
Morgan
Yeah. I don't see you doing crimes, but.
Bobby Bones
Okay, me either, but.
Amy
So is it that if they have to remove your name, that's more attention?
Morgan
It is embarrassing.
Bobby Bones
Embarrassing, yeah. They should never name a school after somebody that's alive either.
Morgan
Right. Because they can't do a crime once they're dead.
Bobby Bones
Correct.
Amy
But some stuff comes to life.
Lunchbox
Yeah. The truth comes out.
Morgan
Well, then they just remove your name, but you're not embarrassed.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's the thing. I just. It's. It's. I would say it's a non. 0 cares about them, but it's close. Yeah, you're dead. There's no embarrassment when you're dead.
Morgan
Right.
Bobby Bones
Your corpse can't be like, oh, cringe. But, yeah, I don't want to. I don't. I'm good. I'm good on that for now. And then when I'm dead, I don't care either. Because I'm dead.
Morgan
You're dead.
Bobby Bones
So I'll just try to help people. Affect people now. Don't need my name on stuff. The end. Because I might do crimes.
Morgan
Mm. What if they offer, like, the stadium? The Razorback Stadium, dude, the Bobby Bow.
Bobby Bones
Well, they wouldn't offer it. You'd have to pay. Because I think they're looking for a sponsor right now. Right now it's called Reynolds Razorback Stadium.
Amy
Mike, would you Google what kind of.
Bobby Bones
You know, Pitbull buys? I believe the UCF stadium.
Morgan
That's right.
Bobby Bones
It's called Pitbull Stadium. I think Pit Bull. The rapper.
Morgan
That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
I wonder what he paid.
Amy
I mean, probably a ton.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Well, yeah, I would assume it's not.
Amy
Like, in the hundreds.
Bobby Bones
He's in 1.2 million a year for five years. Who is Pitbull for the naming rights. 1.2 million.
Morgan
What stadium is it, Mike?
Bobby Bones
So 6 million bucks. FIU, it says. Oh, that's what it is.
Morgan
International.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. There are a lot of Florida schools down there. Packed tight.
Morgan
Yeah. Yeah. And they're all at ufc. Ucf.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
South Florida.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
Usf.
Bobby Bones
Do you know what they're looking for for Razorback Stadium? I'm looking for it. It'll be a lot more. It's an SEC stadium.
Morgan
Who's the guy now?
Bobby Bones
You know, Donald W. Reynolds. I believe he invented the rap.
Amy
Oh, Reynolds rap.
Morgan
No way, dude. I was gonna say that's awesome.
Bobby Bones
I think he's probably. I honestly don't know, but I don't.
Amy
You think that, like, those Tyson would do it?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Between 3.5 to 5 million per year. For how many years do they want? Ten years.
Morgan
Oh, boy.
Bobby Bones
So they want $50 million.
Morgan
Can you do payments?
Bobby Bones
You got stadium layaway.
Morgan
It's a lot of money.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. That's a lot of money.
Morgan
So, Reynolds wrap or.
Bobby Bones
I just gave a lot of money to. Let me read you some of the stuff that I get because I don't have my name on stuff. Hold on. So I give money obviously to football and I do nil stuff with specific players.
Morgan
And Arkansas.
Bobby Bones
Arkansas only. Yeah. Let me see. I just. I haven't really donated much to basketball because they haven't needed it. John Tyson is the big Tyson guy. Donates a ton. And they were like, hey, do you. So I. I'm in this club now for donors, and this is what I get. I won't tell you how much. The donation was. Private engagement opportunities with Coach Cal.
Morgan
Whoa.
Bobby Bones
I don't know what that means.
Morgan
Like dinner?
Lunchbox
Heck, yeah.
Bobby Bones
Locker room access for pre game talk with Coach Cal and the team for one select game.
Morgan
That's weird.
Bobby Bones
Pregame meal with the team.
Amy
We are.
Bobby Bones
I don't want to do that. I'm good.
Lunchbox
What do you mean?
Bobby Bones
The meal I'll eat before the game.
Morgan
That'd be kind of fun. Which is like Trevor Brazil. Pass the potatoes.
Bobby Bones
Trevor, but okay, what's his name? Access to select pre game shoot arounds.
Amy
What's that? What's the shoot around?
Bobby Bones
Well, it's way before the game when they're in there. Yeah. That's literally a shoot around. But I don't know if I get to do it with them because I don't care to watch. This is access. No, I want to shoot around. Exclusive zoom calls with Coach Cal featuring unique content and interactions. Weird.
Morgan
I don't know about that.
Bobby Bones
Exclusive gear.
Morgan
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I got plenty of gear. And then like foundation stuff, like points. I don't even know what that means. Automatic membership into something else with benefits. Yeah. What did you say? Oh, Trevin.
Morgan
Oh, is it Brazil?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
They won last night.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. They beat Southern.
Morgan
Southern?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. The first game's always a weird one. Auburn almost got beat last night.
Morgan
Oh, really? I didn't watch that.
Amy
Yeah, Virginia won.
Bobby Bones
Who did they play? Amy?
Amy
They played. Who did they play? I asked that question. Whoever they played, they. They won by a lot.
Lunchbox
What about. What about A. M?
Amy
I did not. I wasn't watching that. Actually. We weren't even watching the game. We were watching something else, but he had the game on his phone.
Morgan
You're probably watching the Cowboys.
Amy
No, we were watching Diplomat, but he had.
Bobby Bones
That's awesome.
Amy
The game on his phone.
Bobby Bones
Cowboys, man. They suck.
Morgan
Terrible, dude. They're terrible.
Bobby Bones
Just, like, even for me, I liked Cowboys because you guys like the Cowboys so much.
Morgan
You love the Cowboys.
Bobby Bones
No, I don't, but I like the Cowboys. You and Mike are both Cowboys fans, so I root for the Cowboys for that reason. It's hard to watch suck, man. The game on it. The score, like, much closer than the game was.
Morgan
Yeah. Because they try to make a little comeback.
Bobby Bones
At the end, it was, like, over. If you just looked at the score, he'd be like, hey, Cowboys. Also, the Cardinals are not good. And they played a backup quarterback.
Morgan
No, I know.
Amy
Anyway, so basketball's officially started.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, last night.
Morgan
College.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
NBA has been happening for a while. My boyfriend, the Thunder even lost yet, because my wife watches every game. I don't know if the answer is yes. I haven't seen them lose a game that she's been watching. They might have lost a game. Mike, have they lost yet? They have not. That's crazy. Seven and. Oh, I think you should watch every one of those stupid games.
Morgan
And they're not. Is it like Jalen Williams, he's still playing out.
Bobby Bones
No. Which one? They have to the. The gentleman that I know.
Morgan
Not Arkansas.
Lunchbox
The other one.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I don't. I don't. Haven't seen him in.
Morgan
I don't even think he's playing.
Bobby Bones
Dude, I'm telling you, I've not been dialed in. I only know when Jalen Williams. I'm like, I know him. Yeah, yeah. It's like the DiCaprio meme. He points at the TV. Yeah, yeah, they're seven and. Oh, that's crazy. Okay, Eddie, your story.
Morgan
I just told you.
Bobby Bones
What was it? Oh, that's pretty.
Amy
Lunchbox game.
Bobby Bones
Should I rate them now?
Morgan
I mean, that kind of hurts my feelings a little bit.
Bobby Bones
It's kind of fun.
Morgan
Although I did win the last time.
Bobby Bones
But I think it kind of makes you guys a little more competitive.
Lunchbox
I don't think so.
Morgan
Pretty sure I did in last place.
Bobby Bones
I'm going, Amy. What?
Amy
I just saved your life.
Morgan
What was yours?
Amy
Amy, how many steps you need to get to delay your. Alzheimer's.
Morgan
Got it.
Amy
And it's not.
Bobby Bones
It's doable, but also, that's not like.
Amy
But it led to your aura ring and how many steps you get a day?
Bobby Bones
It doesn't lead to, like, I'm trying to save it.
Amy
And then we talked about your ankle surgery.
Bobby Bones
Wait, I'm lifeguarding that thing. What?
Amy
I would want to hear that. Because it's not overwhelming. It's not like, oh, I have to get 10,000. It's like, oh, I can get 4,000, and I'm still doing benefit to my body.
Morgan
You see what the ranking does? Whatever.
Amy
So you want me to go with the other store story where the.
Lunchbox
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Bobby Bones
Hold on. Did you say Mexican?
Amy
Yeah, yeah, I said Mexican.
Morgan
What did you say?
Amy
I said Mexican.
Bobby Bones
I mean, about what?
Amy
The Mexican mayor who got shot.
Bobby Bones
See?
Amy
Seven times.
Bobby Bones
I'm totally in on this. Now this. I'm. I'm like, tell me more.
Amy
So he is a mayor that has taken a stand against drug cartels, and he's made major declarations like, we're not gonna take this. And then he's just hanging out at Day of the Dead, and he.
Morgan
Of course.
Amy
Seven times he died. Dead.
Morgan
There's footage of him walking right before he dies.
Amy
Yeah, it's terrible. So, I mean, I had that.
Bobby Bones
I was watching the clip. So the three mayoral candidates. Because the election, I believe, is today in New York and other places, too. Madani, Cuomo. And then I think Silva. Silva. Is that how you say his name? The guy in the red hat who was one of.
Lunchbox
You're asking Eddie like, he knows.
Bobby Bones
No. Anybody?
Morgan
Not me.
Lunchbox
No.
Bobby Bones
I looked at everybody in the room today, but I don't remember.
Lunchbox
We're not in New York. So, like, why am I caring about their mayor?
Bobby Bones
Well, SNL did a whole thing on. It's a massive story right now. But the story of him is he used to go on the radio and do a show where he would just talk about the mob in New York, and he'd be like, yeah, this restaurant, this place, this. This person's the one who did it. And so the current mob. Yes, the mob, yeah. Curtis Hill was.
Amy
But remember, the mob is like, yeah, yeah, lots of mobs.
Bobby Bones
So he would talk about. Yeah. What he knew about the mob. So not just one crime family, but any crime families. But he would talk about them so much. That was his thing. And so I think it was like John Gotti also. I could just be saying the only mobster that I know, but I think it was John Gotti. And we'll fact check this. That sent his guys over to his house and beat him with baseball bats.
Amy
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Was it John Gotti, Mike? It was John Gotti Jr. Teflon. Teflon Don. That Teflon, Dawn? Yeah, yeah, maybe.
Morgan
What is Teflon?
Bobby Bones
Don't have his name. He kept getting. He kept getting out. I do have to go to jail.
Morgan
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
So they sent him over, they beat him with baseball bats, didn't die. Gets back on his radio show and is like, I got beat with baseball bats. What on earth? So then they had a police, a cab near his house. And he walks out to cab almost every day. Cab got him. Turns out, wasn't a cab driver as a member of the mob. Shot him five times in the back of the car. He. He pulls himself out of the car, runs down, gets in the hospital, lived. He's running for mayor. He's run before.
Amy
How do you say that last name?
Bobby Bones
I think it's dang.
Lunchbox
Should he win?
Bobby Bones
I mean, he's not going to win. They need him to pull out. So Cuomo wins and he won't pull.
Amy
Out because they're both the Republican.
Bobby Bones
I think, I don't think that. That this is me just going from mind here. I don't think Cuomo is running as Republican. I think he did not win. So he's running as independent like he did.
Amy
He didn't win the prize.
Bobby Bones
Still was Republican. Yeah, yeah, but I think he's a. Yeah, he was like a. That red hat. I'm not sure. Hell's Angel.
Morgan
So the driver, like, look, reaches back and shoots him five times and doesn't kill him.
Bobby Bones
Doesn't kill him.
Amy
I mean, that guy, you know when he shows back up at the warehouse or wherever he goes, you couldn't.
Bobby Bones
Guardian Angels. Not Hell's Angels. Guardian angels. Thank you. They're like, you idiot, you couldn't kill him. You shot him five a times.
Amy
I mean, that guy probably got shot.
Bobby Bones
Here I am eating my rigatoni and you tell me five shots and you cannot to kill him.
Morgan
It's exactly what went down.
Bobby Bones
And there's music in the background.
Morgan
Yeah. Accordion, Italian music.
Bobby Bones
My daughter's getting married. You can ask me for any favor. Oh, man, that hasn't. So this is A completely algorithm based conversation where it is a national story because SNL even did a whole thing on it this past weekend. So it's hit culture a bit. And Trump last night came out and last night before the election endorsed Cuomo because they've been trying to get Silver to drop out because that's the only way Madani's not going to win. And so someone's like, screw you guys, I'm not dropping out. Even though I know I'm going to lose. The whole thing's been wild.
Amy
Okay. I didn't really understand what the Guardian Angels were.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
So. Okay. It's a non profit volunteer organization that he founded in 1979 to deter violent crime by patrolling the city streets and subway system. They've expanded to other cities around the world, but this is volunteered based. And they wear these hats and go around.
Bobby Bones
And Dwight Schrute was in that. Yeah.
Morgan
As a volunteer. Wow.
Bobby Bones
You remember that? They'd have the meetings up in the office.
Amy
It's like vigilantes.
Morgan
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Bobby Bones
Pretty much.
Morgan
But with no power. Really.
Amy
I'm.
Morgan
So. So back to this Mexican mayor or whatever. When you say something like that, you know you're gonna die, right? Like you're just gonna say you're gonna sacrifice your life for the greater good.
Bobby Bones
At that point, I would think.
Amy
I would think. Yeah. Because I just.
Bobby Bones
Looking at history of people who have done similar things, it seems to me from an outsider that they always get shot and killed very quickly.
Morgan
Yep.
Bobby Bones
So that's. That's what's up.
Morgan
You probably just tell your family, like, all right, I'm going to do this.
Bobby Bones
But that story was way better than the first one.
Amy
How many steps the Mexican mayor.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. We got into a current event. I didn't have to lifeguard that one.
Amy
Sorry.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you do bring your feelings. Hurt festers.
Bobby Bones
You think she's the snoozest of all.
Lunchbox
Oh, yes. Well, Eddie brings some dumb ones. I mean, she always goes into this health and like your mind and your body.
Amy
Okay, sorry. Trying to just help you with your everyday overall well being.
Morgan
And I think Lunchbox gives us the boneheads that didn't make the boneheads.
Amy
Yes, same. And so exactly. Yeah, he'll be like, name one. This bonehead let that guy out of jail just now.
Bobby Bones
JV Bonehead on us.
Lunchbox
No, that's not a bonehead.
Amy
Yes, it is a bonehead.
Morgan
You were probably waiting for him to get caught to make it a bonehead.
Amy
What city did it happen in?
Bobby Bones
He's monitoring it so he can Bring it in for a bonehead.
Amy
Where was it? What jail? What jail? What jail?
Morgan
Where does it come from?
Amy
Where's it. Because this story comes to us from.
Lunchbox
No, no, no, man wasn't a bonehead. I just thought it was interesting to talk about how a fourth place, Amy.
Bobby Bones
Third place, Eddie.
Amy
Oh, my gosh.
Lunchbox
Thank you, Morgan.
Bobby Bones
What was yours again? I was about to judge.
Amy
What?
Bobby Bones
That's better. Well, no, no, but what it got into, like.
Amy
Oh, you didn't have to save it. What did it get into?
Bobby Bones
Scuba Steve. Breaking. Hold on. Breaking news. I hate Scuba Steve. Breaking news. I hate to out my guy just for just.
Lunchbox
So we are all on an even playing field here.
Bobby Bones
The story was about a drunken Florida man arrested more than.
Morgan
For more than 40 violent, threatening phone calls. That was the story. No, no, no, no.
Bobby Bones
Wasn't.
Lunchbox
No, that was a bonehead.
Amy
That was an act.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, the other guy in my ear and said lunch boxes was leftover bonehead.
Amy
No, but he brought me lunchbox was.
Bobby Bones
Remember in Hawaii when they sent out the. Hey, a miss to everybody's. Everybody's phone and they're like, oh my God, we're going to die. And they're like, we hit the wrong button. My bad.
Lunchbox
Just kidding.
Bobby Bones
Keep carrying on with your ratings.
Amy
So Lunchox's bonehead is the person that works at the police station that let the murderer out.
Morgan
That's the bonehead.
Amy
I don't know what.
Morgan
You're the cop. The cop that let him out.
Amy
He's a bonehead.
Bobby Bones
So.
Morgan
So you gave us the. J.D.
Lunchbox
Can you hear fourth and third place. Still talking? Because we've moved on.
Amy
Okay, Lunchbox is last.
Bobby Bones
No, you don't get to decide. I do.
Morgan
Then.
Amy
Sorry, Morgan. Then maybe me or Morgan.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so I won't.
Amy
Sorry.
Bobby Bones
Eddie's was terrible. Terrible. It was so terrible. Yours was just boring.
Lunchbox
It's so boring.
Bobby Bones
It's about steps to save Alzheimer's. One, I don't step anywhere.
Amy
Two, I don't have Alzheimer's to delay Alzheimer's and I don't count my steps.
Lunchbox
So I was really bored.
Morgan
I like how nobody knows how to say Alzheimer's.
Bobby Bones
Well, I say Alzheimer's.
Amy
Alzheimer's.
Lunchbox
Alzheimer's.
Morgan
Sometimes there's Alzheimer's.
Amy
Okay, whatever. Fine. I won't bring you any tips to delay Alzheimer's ever again.
Bobby Bones
That's good. Then we have a positive that comes from this conversation.
Lunchbox
Glad you rated it today.
Bobby Bones
Then just overall for all you. C minus. What?
Morgan
C, dude.
Amy
Except for the Mexican mayor.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but that one was good, though. Like you came Out.
Amy
It actually was my extra innings. First story I wrote down. And then I called an audible and went with steps because I thought that was better. And now I know. Now I know. It's sort of like, you know when I'm driving and I'm like, well, should I turn left or right to get there? And I turn right and it's like.
Bobby Bones
Dang it, it's always the opposite.
Amy
Turn left.
Bobby Bones
Why don't you just turn your GPS on?
Amy
Yeah, well, that's me trying to just go off my gut.
Morgan
Yeah, you should try that sometimes.
Bobby Bones
Why? I will never end up where I want to be. I have a terrible gut.
Morgan
Even though you go the same way every, every day?
Bobby Bones
Why would I make a wrong turn on the same thing I go every day? No, but like, even I don't GPS to work in the morning.
Amy
But sometimes, even when you load the gps, it doesn't fully like.
Bobby Bones
Yes, it does.
Amy
No, sometimes it's still like, it doesn't fully. Like it hasn't quite caught up to where you are. And it's sort of like I can't tell what I'm supposed to do. So then I'm like, well, using MapQuest, I did.
Morgan
Yeah. No, mine.
Amy
Using my Google Map.
Bobby Bones
No, mine pretty much does.
Morgan
Yeah, mine's always ready.
Bobby Bones
Figures it out.
Amy
No, sometimes it's still, like, loading, and then so I have to, like, turn to make it catch up. And then I realize I turned the wrong way.
Lunchbox
And then she drives back by your house and honks again to see if your wife can get it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
Oh, no, not that long.
Amy
And things like that happen. And thanks a lot.
Bobby Bones
And then she's late.
Morgan
Oh, my God.
Amy
Oh, my God. Hey.
Morgan
Yeah, you protect.
Bobby Bones
Hey.
Morgan
And you protect him all the time.
Amy
Yeah. Yeah. Not anymore, dude.
Lunchbox
You do.
Bobby Bones
You protect him all the time. And he freaking went knives out at you.
Amy
You bring up something that was like. Like a months long, like, rehabilitation.
Morgan
What? You went to rehab for this?
Lunchbox
Yeah. I didn't know you went. I didn't know you went to rehab. I wouldn't have brought you out.
Bobby Bones
She took into rehab. Cause she was late once. What's your problem?
Morgan
Amy. I'm late.
Bobby Bones
I'm Amy and I'm late. Hi, Amy.
Amy
Hi, my name's Amy and I'm late.
Bobby Bones
And I was late once. Hi, Amy.
Amy
I meant rehabilitation with Bobby's perception of me.
Bobby Bones
You did drive right by my house to honk so my wife could hear it. That's for, like, giggles.
Morgan
That's made up.
Bobby Bones
And then you were late because you wanted.
Amy
That's not why I drove by. I didn't realize I missed the turn. And I was like, oh, I'm passing your house. Ha ha. And she was like, oh, I didn't hear that. And I'm like, that's weird. And then I looked down at the gps and I'm like, oh, sh. I have to turn around. So I turn around, and I'm like, honked again. How about this time, Hong Kong?
Bobby Bones
Hi, I'm Amy.
Amy
Yeah, thanks, Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
Just remember that.
Lunchbox
Isn't it funny to laugh about?
Bobby Bones
You're always protecting him. Like, you. You put cotton balls all around him, and we're, like, trying to get in there and mix it up, and we can't wait. Puff, puff, puff. We're just hitting all the cotton balls that you're protecting him with, and then here he comes stabbing you.
Lunchbox
Hold on. She just voted me last in this.
Amy
Thing because I kind of thought yours was.
Bobby Bones
That's okay to have an opinion.
Lunchbox
That's right. And so I gave my opinion about her. She was talking about her G. And so it.
Amy
No. And then you made the joke again.
Lunchbox
Led us to the story of her going by your house. That was. You did that. You talked about GPS.
Amy
Worst moment of 2025.
Bobby Bones
We're done. All right, thank you, everybody. I got a new episode of the Bobby Cast up with Mae Estes, a really great new artist. I think you'll really like her story. She talked about how she was having to work at an underwear place while she was trying to make it in Nashville. It's pretty funny. Amy got an episode up today.
Amy
Yeah, it's called F bombs and feelings.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
What cursing says about you.
Morgan
That's cool.
Amy
There's a psychology behind it, which my co host is a therapist, and she walks us through. Through that, and it's a really awesome. It's a really funny episode. I must say. We laugh a lot.
Bobby Bones
Is it. Would you say that it's better than your story about walks and all?
Amy
Yes, definitely. It is. Like, it's so funny.
Bobby Bones
If you'd have said no, I'd recommend to help people not go to that one.
Amy
And I'm not even the one that really says it's funny. Like, Kat was working on the videos, and she was like, I cannot stop laughing. And she was sending me some clips, and I was like, oh, that actually is making me laugh out loud. Rewatch it.
Bobby Bones
What? Your Seattle producer.
Amy
Well, I don't know if he left. I didn't hear from him. Like, he didn't send it. Sometimes he'll send a text like, hey, guys, this had me laughing while editing. He didn't send that, so must have sucked. Maybe we just think we're funny, but.
Bobby Bones
Amy's got Chris Novaselic up there just editing up videos.
Amy
Who?
Morgan
And all of Pearl Jam.
Bobby Bones
Who? Just sometimes I say stuff for me to laugh. Yeah.
Morgan
You still live up there?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. So I've heard the bass is from Nirvana.
Amy
Is he funny?
Bobby Bones
Nope. He just lives in Seattle.
Amy
Oh. Cause that's where Houston lives.
Bobby Bones
Where Houston lives.
Amy
That's the name of my producer.
Bobby Bones
Oh, Houston learn something new every day.
Amy
So anyway, it's called Feeling Things with Amy and Kat.
Bobby Bones
All right.
Amy
Wherever you want to listen.
Bobby Bones
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Amy
Matt, you're going to be so proud of me.
Bobby Bones
Oh, why? This weekend I finally returned those shoes that did not fit my feet and I got my oil changed. I am very proud of you, but.
Morgan
Mostly for the oil change.
Amy
Thank you.
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A classic Bobby Bones Show mix of hilarious banter, listener calls, quirky news, and surprisingly deep conversations. Notable topics include a listener requesting Eddie's kidney, Lunchbox's colonoscopy avoidance, group hug meetups, judging odd stories, and unexpected moments of vulnerability, including Amy’s “rehab” story and paying tribute to recently deceased public figures.
Lunchbox on his doctor's suggestion:
“I felt like it was a bait and switch.” (20:25)
Morgan on the kidney request:
“Now that I hear her voice, it kind of humanizes it.” (17:26)
Bobby about fame:
“Somebody’s famous to everybody. He’s massively famous, yet most of us don’t know him.” (06:25)
Amy on public urination:
"If you have to go and there's no bathroom, you just go down a tree." (48:44)
This episode is a quintessential Bobby Bones Show experience—equal parts goofy, insightful, and endearingly real.