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We call a pile of cats a meowton. That was the morning Corny. Get it? Yeah, we always. Now we got it. Tuesday review day. Let's go over to Movie Mike, who watched the Bob Dylan movie with Timothy Shamal. Yeah. Complete unknown. How you say his name? Timothy Shalam. Okay. Do you know Bob Dylan? Yeah. Like, do you know his music? Yeah, I was trying to do his voice real quick, but yeah, like, do you know, name a song Bob Dylan songs. You'll know them. I do know them, but I can't name it. I'M not trying to call you out like KN Nog, Knock on Heaven's Door or what else. Like a Rolling stone Like a rolling stone the times they are. Yeah. Thank you, everybody. Pirates doing Bob Dylan. That's true. Mike, what'd you think? I knew his music, didn't know anything about his life. And what I always hate going into biopics is whenever the person is still alive because they have some influence in it and they never show you the dirt. This one shows you the dirt. It shows you when Bob Dylan is a jerk. And I like that. I appreciated that. Because everybody's a jerk. Yeah, that's good. I like it whenever they do that, too, because everybody's a jerk. Well, there's different levels of jerkness. Yeah. But to be prominent, you're probably going to have to. Regardless of where you are, you're probably going to have to make an omelette, crack some eggs and creative people. There's a screw loose. You hope it's the right screw and not too many screws are loose, or otherwise they wouldn't be that creative. Right. They're odd. Rate it. I give it a 4.5 out of 5 harmonicas. It also shows you a lot of his struggle and, like, it doesn't go a quick like, oh, now he's famous all of a sudden. Oh, Queen. Did that. That movie with Queen. Remember that one? Yeah. It shows you how he was unsuccessful when he first started. That Queen movie was like, we are Queen and we just started a band. We're on Top of the Pops. Wow. You're like, wow, that. They got famous quick. How did Timothee Chameleon do? Because he played the music himself, right? Yeah, he. I thought he did a pretty good job. There are some moments where you're like, oh, that's Timothy Chalamet trying to be Bob Dylan. A little bit too cheesy, but overall, really solid. I think I'll get an Oscar nomination, but probably not win four and a half out of five from Movie Mike. Really good. Check out Mike's podcast. Movie Mike's Movie podcast. It's not streaming yet though, huh? Nah, it's still in theaters. Doesn't exist to me anymore. You don't want to go see it? I want to go to the movies. I think you would love it. Eddie, too. Oh, I can't wait. I've read a book. I've read a book on Bob Dylan. I know his music. I'm not a Bob Dylan fan, though. At all. I went to a show once. I know. Dang Thing he was saying. Why'd you go to the show? It's Bob Dylan. Oh, Bob. He's a legend. All it sounded like the whole time. I didn't know what he was even like the hits. But yeah, I never really been a Bob Dylan fan. That's why I'm so. But I understand he. You know, he wrote Wagon Will, sort of. Oh, that was Old Crow Medicine. Well, listen, he found the. The lead singer of Old Crow, who, you know. Yeah. Used to live next door to him. Catch. There you go. Catch. Last name up. Catch up. It was. It was like a half recorded song on like a old in. It wasn't a finished song. It was a demo. And so he would. He did the rest of it and then put it out. And then Darius ended up recording it after all. Crow had put it out. But Bob Dylan's a writer on it. But it wasn't fully finished. Catch finished it. Oh. So a couple of months ago, when your wife and I went to Sabrina Carpenter. I don't think I told you this, but we were sitting right next to Catch and his daughters and family. Yes, that family. But it was amazing because he went all out. Like. He's just. It was funny seeing him perform in here. Espresso. We're used to seeing him perform like as these, you know, country artists. And then he was all into Sabrina Carver. I get it, man. All right, Mike. Thanks. Tuesday reviews day. Bones. Eddie, what do you have A bluefish. Tuna. It's called like a special kind of tuna they use for Sushi. Went for $1.3 million. It was the size of a motorbike. Okay. I've seen on weird shows where they auction off. They auction off tuna. Yeah. Or fish. And. And if they're massive, they go for a million dollar eight hundred thousand million dollars. It's unbelievable to me that a fish can go for a million dollars. Well. But think about how much sushi it makes. And how much is sushi? It's not cheap. But again, I'm thinking about it. I don't know. And I. It's. That just can't be like sushi at Kroger. Okay, so here's the deal. I've tried this sushi. This sushi is amazing. It's so rare. Okay. The rare thing I get. But a million bucks for a fish, AR Keith, striper guy for a long time. For 15 years, he's a striper guide. He'll take. Yeah. Catch some striper, auction those things off. Yeah. It's not the same. No, we take them all and give them away. But what. Well, did, like a fishing crew catch this or some average? No, I'm assuming not average, because they take them to a market. Oh, I don't know. If you get lucky, like, you reel that in and you're like, oh, we got to take this to a market. Look at this. I don't think anyone's out in the creek. I don't think so. Okay, great question. But I, I, I'm blown away that any fish goes for a million dollars. And can you actually make that much tuna? Because I'm looking at the fish and he says, motorcycle. Yeah, it's, it's five and a half feet long. I'm looking at it on a table here. It says it's 608 pounds. So maybe that gives you an idea. Oh, my, I mean, it does give me an idea. Massive. That helps because I was thinking, okay, my daughter's like five foot something, but, but again, think a million dollars for a tuna. Like, how much Star Kiss can you make? It's different. It's not that kind of tuna, dude. I'm telling you. And they give it to you like it's the size of a golf ball. So you pay. But how much? Okay, Mike, would you look up bluefin tuna? And it's just straight bluefin. Straight bluefin. Find me a restaurant that serves bluefin tuna. And not landlocked. Like, I'm from Arkansas. The wife's from Oklahoma. We don't eat sushi in our home states because there's no ocean around there. Yeah, it takes a long time to get there. But here in town, if you were to go to a bluefin tuna restaurant, because again, they must be getting like, the cheap, because again, I just wonder if this is like special, special bluefin. But here we go for like, bluefin tuna. If you just want a little thing of it, it's like $46. Okay, so if I did my math correctly, if you take a million dollars. 1.3 million. Well, I did a, I did a million. Okay, the point three. Don't throw me off. Divide that. Just £600. That would make it 1,600 something. Dol. Got it. And then that helps me break it down to tunas. Okay, but so then a pound is 16 ounces. And then if you take it down, you know, you could divide it up if you're like, oh, okay, yeah, you just paid 40. You said 40 some odd dollars for like the four pieces of like ping pong ball tuna. The. I don't, I wouldn't order that ping pong ball tuna. That's the bull crap. I ain't ordering ping pong ball tuna. It's not very big. The average price of Atlantic Bluefin is around 200 per pound. Although yellowfin tuna isn't as common as large as bluefin. They're therefore more expensive. What's your. What's yours? You caught the bluefin. Bluefin. You didn't catch it, right? I didn't catch it. Yeah. You'd be quitting. Is it as common, as large as bluefin? So bluefin is more. That's just wild that a fish would go for $1.3 million. Like I'd buy Michael Jordan used game. See, that's dumb. That's dumb. That's not sushi, man. You can't eat that. But that will appreciate in value, and you could eat it if you really tried. Okay, who likes tuna? I love. We like sushi. Sushi? Yeah. That stuff is delicious. I used to. But I'm not too many parasites. What do you mean, parasites? Oh, well, that they sometimes can be found in raw fish. Heavily. I'm not a big tuna guy anyway. Just like my. My normal taste. Not tuna, it's fine. Not big sushi guy, it's fine. But yeah, a lot of parasites. And especially if you go somewhere like where we're from, I get it from the grocery store, and it tastes just fine to me. I order parasitic tuna if we're at home. It's like, would you like the ping pong ball or parasitic? You know, I'm gonna get steak. All right. You know, those guys had to be like, is this a tire or is this a bluefish? Tuna. Yeah. I mean, it's huge. It's just crazy. Went for $1.3 million. All right, thanks, Bones. All right, lunchbox. What do you have? Do you ever hate people you've never met? Yeah, sometimes I try not to. I don't like that about me. But, yeah. Why? Because there's this couple, they're getting married, they're all excited. But here's the problem. She want small wedding, he wants a huge wedding. So how do you compromise? I'm surprised. Usually just. Let's just, you know, usually in the middle. No, I'm saying usually it's. She wants the bigger wedding, he doesn't. If we're being unfair and stereotypes. But okay, yeah, you compromise mid. No. So they're having two separate weddings. So she has planned her own wedding three hours outside of town. It's a destination wedding. Small, intimate, in the mountains. And she hired the her own photographer, everybody staff. She did all that planning. And then him, he planned a big wedding in town. That is, he hired the photographer, the. The cake. He did all the shopping. He picked out all the decorations. So they planned two separate weddings for the same people because they couldn't come to an agreement on what they want to do, big or small. So they are having two separate weddings. I guess my question is, once you already have the big one, small ones first. Big ones. Okay, that would have to be that way. Then. You have to be that way. I don't hate them for this because. What do you mean? This doesn't bother me. I'm a believer in. Yeah, I mean, that would be. It's weird. Sounds expensive and. Expensive. Exactly. But I don't like them less because they did come to a compromise. And, like, it's their life and they're living it, and they're not hurting anybody by doing it. Great. And they're both getting to live out there. What if you're a bridesmaid and you're gonna go to two different weddings? Well, the intimate one, I'm betting you there's, like, one bridesmaid if you don't make the cut to the intimate one, and then you're invited to the. Oh, here, hey. Actually, your bridesmaids, I actually think that's better because to the intimate one, you'd be like, hey, we're just. It's this super close friends and family, but we're having a big one. We want you to come. I wouldn't even say big. We're having a regular one that everybody's coming to. I think that actually would help in that situation. So when are they really getting married, though? The first one. Great question, too. Yeah. Which one counts? I don't know. It doesn't say. Which one. Actual wedding date. Like, who gets credit with the wedding certificate. Like, we got married on this. When do you celebrate your anniversary? This marriage? Guaranteed divorce two. They're. They're never going to make it. I don't know about that. So a couple things. You hate them already. I hate them. And you're already, like, saying they're going to get divorced. I don't hate them. I think it's. I think it's odd. I'm glad they found something they could all agree on, I think. No. No, they didn't agree. No, they agreed to. To not agree, but then to. They agreed to be a part of the thing the other person wanted. And then what if he wants to show his, you know, machismo and doesn't show up to the intimate wedding, and he waits for the big wedding. That's different. Well, then he wouldn't have agreed to have the small wedding then. If he doesn't show up to the intimate one, then there's not going to be a bigger one. It was probably a style thing. Like, she wanted to have a small. It's. It's not. I think that's all it is. Like, she wanted to have a wedding stylistically with a few people to be able to make it way more personal. And then he wanted to have a party. I have no problem with it. It's weird, but I have no problem with it. If you can afford it, don't put on a credit card. Don't go to debt. Yeah, don't go to debt to do that. Stupid. It just kind of stupid. Yeah, but I do kind of stupid stuff all the time. Yeah, but I do not hate them. Do you know who I want to hate is Jason Bateman. Now I'm gonna tell you why. He's just. He's like, everything about him is, like, perfect. Meaning he's, like, funny. He's, like, good looking. He was a child actor. He does great shows. He's a great actor. So everything about me is like, that guy can't be that perfect. And so, like, I want to not like him because I enjoy him so much. Because I'm like, surely it's not perfect. Except for I met Jason baby once and spent, like 20 minutes with him. He was awesome. It was perfect. It was awesome. He was such an awesome dude. And so I can't even like. So, yes, I do that with him. Where I'm like, everything about that guy looks like I would want to be his best friend. So I'm like, I'll show him. You know who I hate? Who? Amy Adams. Why? Never met her. Don't know. But you. I don't hate Jason Bateman. I wanted to, but I can't because I met him and he was awesome, but I only hated him at a jealousy. Now, why do you hate Amy? I don't know. Like, every time I see her face on the screen, I'm like, I don't like her. I like Amy. Adam. I'm. There's no reason for me not to like her. I just don't like her. Interesting. That's weird. I don't know what it is. Do you have anybody like that? This couple right here. Them? Yeah. You know who else I didn't want to like? Michael Ray, the singer. Oh. But you got to like Him? Yeah. His tattoos are like. I'm like, I'd never like a guy with an armful of tattoos like that because they're all tribal. And I'm like, what's this guy trying to. He's all muscular and stuff. He's awesome. He's the best. I spent time with him like three times, and I was like, I like this guy. You know who I want to hate? Shaq. He's full of crap. You're just a hater. I thought you do hate him. That's what I'm saying. But he's funny. Like, I watch him on Inside the NBA. He's really funny, but I just don't believe it. I hate him because he gets all this credit for setup stuff, but he's doing good stuff. It doesn't matter if it's set up or not. He's still giving people stuff. But he tries to make it act like it's all just, oh, organic. Okay. I think the difference is I don't actually hate Jason Bateman. I wanted to, but then I can't. I couldn't. Yeah. And it teaches me a lesson, like, don't start feeling negative towards things. You haven't invested any of your time figuring out if it's that right. Same thing with Michael Ray, the singer. After I spent a couple times, I was like, I really like this guy. I wish I wasn't like that. And I think it's made me not like that as much. But, yeah, I really wanted to not like them. You're right. Amy Adams may be really nice and sweet. Yeah. But I just don't like her. Let's all together. Even though the listeners just say to ourselves, we're not going to assign negative feelings to people because of insecurities or jealousy. And I think that's probably where mine came from. I don't know why you'd be insecure with Amy Adams, though. No, you can't have her. I'm not jealous either. I started to wonder if y'all want some, like, psychological thing where he's like, actually attracted to her, but he's like, oh, I hate you. Oh, he has like that second grade crush where the girl has cooties, but he really likes her. I don't think so, guys. Well, thanks for the story, Lunchbox. You're welcome. I hate those people. No, you know I hate them. Sorry. Are you still quoting 30 year old movies? Have you said cool beans in the past 90 days? Do you think Discover isn't widely accepted? If this sounds like you, you're stuck in the past. Discover is accepted at 99% of places that take credit cards nationwide, and every time you make a purchase with your card, you automatically earn cash back. Welcome to the now it pays to Discover. Learn more@discover.com credit card based on the February 2024 Nielsen report playoffs we're talking about playoffs you bet. We are. Get in on the action at DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NFL. 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So before the show, I gave Lunchbox the instrumental to practice at night. I give to him last night. He had it yesterday. Yeah, yesterday. Okay, so he's had it. He tried it. He tried it this morning and he could not quite stay on. So I gave him two more hours and he was like, I can nail it. Now remember, we know none of us here are gifted singers except for maybe Eddie. So thank you. You're welcome. We don't. It's not your singing. We just want you to stay on. Yeah. That's all I got to do now. Do you need me to help You. You've practiced a lot. I need you to point me in. Okay. And here we go. Don't know, but why do you need. Let him go, Raymond. To hit it, please. Yesterday all my troubles seem so. Hold on. Ready? So I'm gonna give you. I want you to hear this. I forgot to do my. 1, 2, 3. Oh, so you know how you messed up? Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna hit it again, right? I did, I did. I, I, I, I got excited yesterday. No, you already missed it. He even cued you. I haven't cued you, man, but I did it. No, no, he pointed, and then it's like you pulled out your wallet. Check the weather yesterday okay, one more time. Go ahead. All right, ready? Here we go. Yesterday all my troubles seem so far away now it looks as though they're here to stay oh, I believe Yesterday Yesterday Suddenly I'm not happy When I used to be There's a shadow hanging over for me oh, yesterday Big part. Big part came suddenly oh, no, she should sing. I said something wrong. Okay, okay. Dude, that was so much better, though. We're having a debate that you don't. You don't even listen to the music when you do it because you count on your fingers. Yeah, I don't hear the music. What do you. What do you mean you don't hear them? So, like, I can't. I sing that the exact same way? If I were to go. Ready? No music, please. Yeah. And yesterday 3. All my troubles seem so far away 1, 2, 3. Now it looks as though they're here to stay oh, you gotta go to that. Oh, quicker. So I believe look at me. So I, I, I'm. That's where I'm messing up is I'm taking a one in between. Stay. And I just got to hit it. It goes like this. Here to stay oh, so here. Here to stay oh, I believe no need to do that. Go up there. No need to go up there. Oh, I thought that's. Oh, I believe. Okay, so let's try it one more time. Yeah, like I said, I don't. The music is the same that o hit when you finish that first one. Like, is it weird that I don't. Oh, yes. Crazy. Yeah, but that's okay. We work with what we got. One more time. Remember, it goes. Are we doing the music or no music? Yeah, we're doing music. But remember, after hanging over me. Wait, hold on now. Now I'm confused by his singing. Just remember on that one, when you go to that. Yeah. Stay. Oh, what? Okay. Go. Yesterday all my trouble seemed so far away now it looks as though they're here to stay oh, I believe in yesterday Suddenly almost you got. That's the best you've ever done in the first. The first knuckle I have. The man I used to be. See, if you hit the bridge, there's a hanging over. And here we go. Why she had to go? Oh my God. I don't know. She wouldn't say. I said something wrong. Now I long for yesterday. Yesterday you did better. I'll give you a solid D plus. Which is crazy that he does not hear the music. Don't even hear it. I mean, that's the problem, right? Like he doesn't even know the song. I don't think you ever heard that song. I've heard it somewhere. Okay. Do you know who it is? Beatles. Yeah. Ray. Hey. Lifeboy has no rhythm. It's crazy cuz he can rise a fair to good athlete. Smart guy. At times this. It might be easier without the music. No. For who? No, right, for me. Hit it for me. Okay. If I don't hear the music, I mean, I guess I could still do it. You could, because you know it. Yesterday sing with me. Yeah, we'll do this one more time, but follow my. I'll sing, but sing exactly with me. Yeah, one more time. Last time, but I'll sing quietly. Ready? Yes. Yesterday no, you don't have to be quiet. You sing normal. Oh, all my troubles would seem so far away he has to mimic you. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I don't go don't be me don't race me in Yesterday Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be There's a shadow hanging over me oh, Yesterday don't race me. Suddenly here we go together. Why she had to go? I don't know. She wouldn't say. I don't rate. Okay, but if he's not listen, he has to be listening to something. I can't listen to you because I'm worried about getting on time. Right. And if he doesn't follow you immediately, he's. He's like. He's trying to get ahead. Like. Like. Because he knows it's coming, but he sees the words. He has the words printed out. I know, man, that's interesting. It's not us making fun of him because he doesn't choose this life. It chose him. Yeah, it chose me. So we're not born this way, lady. He's like full Lady Gaga right now. So we Appreciate you for what you are and what you do. We love you, man. And I'll tell you what, I hated music class as a kid, too. You have no rhythm. Eddie can't do math. My right eye doesn't work. Amy's perfect. She forgets things. Pretty much. She walks down walls. Now we go hard, crash through the curbs. It's depth perception. My depth percept option is off. Why she had to go, I don't know. Hey, I'm gonna sing it. You sing it exactly back the same way. Okay? Go. No. No music. So I don't copy you, you don't sing with you is what I'm. Got it. Why she had to go? I don't know. She wouldn't say. Why she had to go? I don't know. She wouldn't say. Say. Huh. Interesting. Huh? It wasn't all the way off. No. And he's trying. We know he's trying, dude. Full effort. Yeah. That wasn't it. You improved, man. Imagine if he practiced more. No, I can't just imagine. He had a whole day to get 30 seconds, right? Yeah. Okay, we're done. Bones, bodies, big stories. Apparently you're charging your phone all wrong to get maximum performance out of your battery. You should aim to follow the 2080 rule. Meaning you charge it as soon as the battery life is 20%. And then when it gets to 80, unplug it. What? Starting your battery at 80% of its charge means less wear and tear over time and will give you a longer battery life. I go to 100, and anytime I'm near an outlet, I charge it. Okay. What's the lowest you've gotten? Well, it's died before. Twice in my life. Really? Twice? If I'm, like, at an event or something, and then I don't end up not going home and there's no charger, but it's, like, running out of gas. Like, I keep my gas tank over mid. Because growing up, you, like, found changing the cushions to get gas to be able to get to work or whatever. And, like, you're just scraping for gas. And I was like, if I. Whenever I have money to buy gas, I'm always having gas. So charge. I don't pay for the charge. I guess I do, but, yeah, always charge. And then always have gas. Always. A doctor warns of the rise of winter wiener. What is that? Oh, no. I'm glad you asked, Amy. Thank you. Because I'm just gonna move on. A weather. Weather related affliction known as winter wiener is caused by a sharp drop in temperature, which causes male genitals to shrink as a result of restricted blood flow just to outside air. I think I had this all year in summer too. Yeah. Sorry dude. Not only life wiener like my fetus born with a wiener like my rings are looser in the winter. That's winter wiener. Yeah, you have it on your hand. Amy has winter wiener in her hand. In the summer they're puffier. And that is so there you go. Tech entrepreneur. And that. That part doesn't matter. But they lead with it because it's funnier. But the guy that was in one of those self driving cars, the waymos that some of you guys have done. Wes. Yeah, the cabs. He got in it and it just circled at the airport. Wouldn't let him out. That's. I think he made it just in time, didn't he? Oh, did he? I thought he missed his flight. So a guy became trapped in an unhinged self driving vehicle so long that he nearly missed his flight. There we go. Mike Johns was heading to the airport in a Waymo and the rogue vehicle began driving in circles, causing him to make a panicked call for help. Quote, I got a flight to catch. Why is this thing going in a circle? I'm getting dizzy. Well, it wasn't like doing donuts. So why are you getting dizzy if it's just driving around the circle? But yes, he was circling. The guy said, open your Waymo app. And then she pulled the car over and they got under control. Got there just in time. New York Post, not good. I did see a story about one of these cars and Austin where a person was on a scooter. Like a. Not a motor. One of the scooters you rent, the electric. Yeah. Yes. And they fell into the road right when the car was about to hit them. And because the technology is so good. Do you see it, Amy? Yeah, I did. It went. I mean, right around them. No, a human would have killed him. Okay. Or it wouldn't have reacted as quickly. They fell off the scooter right in front. It was crazy. But I also saw them at an intersection one time. One way. Or what's called Weimer. Waymo, Waymo and another Waymo. And they were like, they were stuck. They're like, do you go? No, I go. You go. You don't think humans do that? You ever see a traffic jam? Well, yeah. Watch a TV show from the 80s. I don't know, man, it seems scary to me. Was there a wreck when you saw it? No, they didn't hit each other. Who's been in one of these? I haven't. Scuba. Have you been in a waymo scuba, Steve? Yeah, I've been in a way. You feel like a waymo guy. And. And how cool or weird is it? It was really. It was a really cool experience because no one's driving the car and you're sitting there, so it's kind of trippy. But I got in trouble with it because the windshield wipers were coming on, and so I was just instinctually like, let me turn the windshield wipers off. You reached up to reach up? Yes. And so you touched that wheel area, which was supposed to never go near. I had no idea. I was like, oh, it's not raining. Let me turn these things off. And all of a sudden they went, boo. And it pulled us to the side of the road and a woman came on from, like, Kansas. It feels like a dirty movie. And that started to be spanked. Yes, go ahead. She's like, we've noticed that one of your passengers touched the wheel. And I was like, no, I didn't touch the wheel. And I couldn't even explain myself. It was almost like a police officer didn't want to hear what I had to say about me being, you know, courteous and turning the blades off. She goes, if you do it one more time, we're going to suspend your account, pull you to the side of the road, and kick you out of the car. But it was a real human, not an AI. No, it was a real old. It could have been AI Maybe. I mean, eventually, this is how it's going to be because everything's going to move faster and safer. And it was extremely safe because there are cameras everywhere, and it gets all the angles. And it actually is probably safer than a regular driver because they're paying attention to every part of the vehicle. And will there be obvious times where the computer does mess up? Sure. Yeah. But what about humans? We do every day, all the time. We mess up all the time. And I also just don't want to drive. What? Can you like other cameras in there? So, like. Or could you get hanky panky in there? I even thought about that, too. I was like, I want to do, like, a video series where you smoke weed in here, have sex in the back, like, do all kinds of, like, things. Where would that video series go? YouTube? No. His own phone. Yeah, but I realized you can't do that because I touched. I got near the steering wheel, and they were already, like, flagging me. And there's cameras in there for sure. It was like in a cabin. I thought I'd murder somebody. Maybe Robin Bank. What a video series this will be. It's actually blue collar crime, white collar crime. Ripping the tags off the pillow when it says don't do it. But it's gonna be tough to bring that to other cities because right now it only functions on a grid city. So San Francisco works because there's, it's a very tight grid of, you know, longitude, latitude and all that. We're here. I'm bored, dude. I'll move on. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. U New Orleans ramps up security as Mardi Gras season begins. New Orleans Mayor Latoya Cantrell seeking expert security advice. 14 people died when they got drove into the crowd on Bourbon Street New Year's Day. And they're hiring special tactical experts to review the city's security plans ahead of Mardi Gras. Super bowl is going to be there. Koco with that story. If you're feeling sick, there's something called the Quadimic that's happening now. Oh my. I think we've somewhat been suffering from a bit of this and it's not a real thing. Like the quad is going to get you. There's just four things that are going around a lot right now. Flu is bad right now. Rsv, neurovirus, and Covid. And some people are getting multiples, but these are, These are everywhere. KD VR the raging winter storm drops 12 inches of snow on Washington in the mid Atlantic region. But it's really cold though, huh? It's cold. It's cold. It's time. But we, we got a little snow yesterday. But I think ours is called the dusting. They got a pound like a snow. Yeah, we got the dusting, we got a little dust. Who's they? Washington. What do they say? 12. Mid Atlantic region. Yeah, I brought Central Appalachian mountains, Winter storm warning. Southern Illinois to Delaware. It's just above us where we are and. And to the right on the map. Okay. 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The astronaut who almost drowned during a spacewalk gives us the answer. We talk with the scientist who figured out if your dog truly loves you and the one bringing back the woolly mammoth. Plus, does Tom Cruise really do his own stunts? His stuntman reveals the answer and you never know who's gonna drop by. Mr. Bryan Cranston is with us. How are you? Hello, my friend Wayne Knight About Jurassic Park. Wayne Knight, welcome to really? Not really, Sir. Bless you all. Hello Newman. And you never know when Howie Mandel might just stop by to talk about judging. Really? That's the opening. Really? No. Really? Yeah, really? No really. Go to reallynoreally.com and register to win $500, a guest spot on our podcast or a limited edition sign Jason Bobblehead. It's called really? No really? And you can find it on the iHeartRadio app, on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Lunchbox went to the streets to ask people about their New Year's resolutions. It's almost time to stop talking about them. Like you still have a couple days, but after like the 15th, no more, right? It's not a New Year's resolution. It's just a general have a good day okay, right. Like, make them now, guys. Here we go. Number one. Go ahead. Thanks a lot, man. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. I've got. You got your resolution all ready to go. Yeah. Maybe I was gonna try to work out more, but we'll see how it goes. Now you've already given up, so it felt good, like, two days ago. What's that laugh? You did it on my head. I was like, okay, I got my dopamine. Maybe resolutions don't do that laugh. Well, it's kind of awkward when he says, I've already given up on it. And we're only, what, eight, nine days into the new year? Four days. And I don't even know what day it was. Yeah. Mine. But, yeah. It doesn't sound like he's gonna work out. Doesn't sound like he's gonna work out Once. Okay. I think you should resolve to not give those clips. What, the fake laugh? No, the ones that don't make sense where it's like, give a resolution and you can't hear. That's my. That's my resolution. There's a audio. There's a baby talking in the background. There was a kid talking to them. Yeah. Really annoying. Let's do that. Yeah, there's a lot there. Let's resolve to not do bad audio clips. Yeah. Honestly, I was like, I'm surprised that just made the error. Me, too. Honestly. And I tried, and I went there, and then I took a step back because there's multiple filters. Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah. My resolution is to move on. Let's go to number two. Right. Hit it, man. All right. Go ahead. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. What's that? New Year's resolution? To not do a New year's resolution in 2025. All right, well, see you later, man. You didn't know him. This is the neighborhood. Just walking, passing on the sidewalk. Solid. First clip. Audio was good because we'd have been like, oh, that's interesting. The guy was weirded out by you. But then he also made a resolution to not make a resolution. But that's making a resolution. But also, he just didn't want you bothering him. All right, next. How's it going? Happy New Year. How's that New Year's resolution going? You know what? I haven't really thought about it. I've been sick, and I'm just, like, getting back. Okay, hold on. Right? What is happening? I don't know. I hear. What is love over the top? The beeping, the groceries out, him. Re asking the question which we know what the question is. This is not good. No, I know. We got. So I think she said she hasn't really thought about it, dude. Because she's been sick. Let's just move pivot to lunchboxes. Resolution. Should we go. Wait, should we go to number four or number five? I resolve not to. All right, let's go to number five. Number five is better. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah. Hit number five. Okay. This neighborhood. Go ahead. You got that New Year's resolution? What is it for 2025? I need to eat more green stuff. Like vegetables, avocados, green smoothies, that kind of stuff. Okay, well, stay warm and happy New Year. Good luck in 2025 live. Sorry to bother you. Never a bother. Okay. I would resolve for the layers to have kept this segment from me. Wait, what was that? Was that not bad? That was better. That's fine. It's fine. I wouldn't choose to do this as content, though. Why? We don't know them. And the resolutions weren't, like, super fun. Like, oh, wow, we can't believe it. It's like, eat lettuce with people we don't know. Who says, eat more green stuff? I've never heard someone say that. Oh, I think. I don't know 80% of people that make resolutions eat healthier. Yeah, I think. I think he just. It just. He just caught us. That was good. Your response was like, okay, well, then, yeah, good luck. Like, you didn't even have a response. So how are we supposed to take it? The element. The elements of this segment would be either they say something really crazy and funny that we can, like, talk about, or something wild happened. It's like you're on a Ferris wheel while it's. I don't know, something. There's, like, an event happening while it happens, or the audio sounds good. Well, I mean, there was crazy stuff going on, like checking out the grocery store wild. And crazy Girls Gone Wild stuff. Yeah. You hear? Dinky? Amy, your thoughts on me? Am I being a little harsh here? No, I think it's. No, she was gonna say, I think it's a good fun. And then she was like, it ain't good fun. I think it was fine. But it also gives people ideas. Maybe if they haven't come up with a resolution yet, maybe they think of, oh, maybe that's what I'll do. And we're gonna tell them that, because that's not being said everywhere, on every media platform, like social media. I didn't see anybody checking out the grocery store, getting like on the news, when you turn it on, there's no one asking the cashier. There's a reason for that. I'm glad you said that. They're normal American. Absolute reason for that. Yeah. I like the effort. I think it just. Sometimes things fall flat. Yeah. Sometimes you strike out for all of us. Absolutely. For all of us. But, I mean, should we go with number four since we. No, we should. I want to, but what about the layers that could have kept this from me? Well, I didn't give it to any layers. That's why somebody has to dub it in. No, I can do that. You dubbed these in and edited them. You did not. You put them. Yep. No chance. Is he lying? Did he dub them in? Do anything? He didn't do anything. He barely even did the original assignment. What does he do? Does he record the audio and just ship it to people? He records it, sends it off to, like, myself, and then we'll go through, and we'll clean it up, and then we'll get it to Ray, and he does a final pass, and he puts it into the system, and then we play it. Okay, so now we know. Multiple layers of touch. But I don't think it's Ray's job to do a quality control of content. Ray's job is to make sure it goes in and he hits the button. It starts on time, like he's audio. Like, if Scuba had this and listened to this and was like, you got to go with this. Like, that's on Scuba. Oh, it is on me. We did this for this exact same reason. Because it is so bad. No, that's not true. This was not done as a pseudo bit. See? Wait, does that work now as prep like. Or worse, it's not bizarro segment where it's so bad it's funny. Here's I. Yes, Scuba did have quality control, but I wasn't gonna throw Scuba. I was like, hey, I'll take the boy. No, you can't throw anyone on the bus. You did it. I'll take the bowler for that one. Do you want to do four? Yes, Ray, four. We got our resolutions lined up. Oh, my God. Take one day at a time. That's mine. That's your resolution. Okay, then. I know I can't fail on that one. Just take it one day at a time. I like it. Take it one day at a time. You know, I like her. I think I'd probably be friendly with her. She sounds nice. Yeah, but it's. Well, it's a good reminder. Nothing really Sensational, dynamic, or fun. Sometimes we need to even take one minute. The fact that he asked the question again in every one of the clips, because we know what we're doing. It's not like, well, they don't know. No, no. But I'm saying I can just play the part where they're answering because we. We know as we're doing the bit. But you got to hear how the conversation goes, how awkwardly I get into it. We don't. It. It's not even that awkward. The only one that's awkward. When you, like, assaulted the guy in the neighborhood. He was on the walk. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, what do we learn from this? Take them one day at a time. Do better work. One. Let's ask Scuba at a time. Scuba. What do we learn from this? Eat more green stuff. Right. We learned that you guys see a little dose of what I have to deal with for the last five years of getting this kind of audio and then trying to pick the ones that work. And this was one of the ones where none of them worked. But they kind of did work, though. But some of his audio is great. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Usually we do these things. Do it. It's up to you. Yes. No one. You'll get, like, pass it on to me. If only it's good. You can kill segments. Yes. Yeah. Normally he'll give me, like, 10 things, and there are a lot of them, and I'll go through and find, like, the two to three that are the absolute home run, and the rest you'll never hear, ever. And I do that. I've been doing that. Why? Why did I get this? Well, those were five home runs. This is kind of like an example of just like this. I wasn't told that. Hey, check this out. This bit sucks, but you should play and make fun of it. We just did it naturally. It was also, I think, when I put this together as our first day back, and I was kind of like, here's audio. Later. Exactly. Exactly. Good job, lunchbox. It's not your fault, but kind of. It is. Well, it's not his fault that he's him. Oh. But it's not his fault that the answers were kind of. Well, no, you can. You can go get better answers. I like to hear what people have to say. Normal Americans. You really don't. Okay. You call everybody stupid. They don't agree with you. Well, I agree with their resolutions. Take it one day at a time. All right. Thank you. That's all. Thank you. Lobby bone show. Bonehead story. Of the day. This story comes to us from Loveland, Colorado. A man walked into a bank, handed the teller a note, and sat there. And the teller looked at the note like, man, I can't read this. And the guy just kept pointing at the note, and she's like, sir, your handwriting's so bad, I can't read this. He pointed at the note again. She was like, what does it say? He refused to speak, walked out of the bank. Okay, got no money. Note said he was trying to rob the place, but it was such bad handwriting, the teller couldn't read it, and so he got charged with robbing the bank. But how would they know he was robbing the bank if. Could somebody else read it? The police said it was a note that said he was robbing the bank. But she kept acting like. I don't. Maybe she was acting like it. Yeah, that's like she needed him to say it. Like, what are you. Rab me. You want to rab me? No. Rap, rap. Robe. We want a robe. So he says it for sure. Why do you refuse to speak? If you got the note, you're there to get it. You have the right to remain silent and rob a bank anytime you want, but don't talk. You've heard that. It's called Miranda rights. Oh, maybe he lost his voice. Maybe he had bronchitis. Yeah, that's a good one. All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Amy, do you have a word of the year this year? I know every other year you've had them. Yeah, it's alignment. Life, body. Yeah. Mind, body, spirit, everything. Just how I want to show up, feels in harmony together. But also, you know, I love a double meaning. And my posture, too. Like, I'm working on alignment, like, right now. Do we know she loves a double meaning? Because I don't know how to do that. I did. Yeah. Water. See, Lunchbox remembered water because I wanted. That was your word. I wanted to be flowy, like, go with the flow, like water. But I also wanted to drink more water. Interesting. So that was my word of the year a couple years ago. No, I liked it. I just assume none of us know she loves a double meaning because the one time a year, she gives us a word. Oh, okay. It's her thing. It is my thing. And I've been trying not to cross my legs the entire show, which is hard. So I'm trying to sit with good posture because that's helping me be in alignment. So do you remember your other Words, Water. Alignment. Yeah. Connection. Well, I've only had a word, like, the last three years. How is connection a double meaning? Do you remember? Oh, dude. How things connect, like making sure everything's plugged in, I guess, and then also connecting people. You know how she loves. A double meaning. I wanted to be connected to myself, but also in community and connection with others. So you've given up on those other things? A water and connection that's over? Well, every year you moved on to the next. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this year it's alignment. Any specific things you're aiming for, though? Well, I just feel like the last few years have been. A lot of healing has taken place. I've been trying to get grounded and stay rooted, and I feel like I've got the roots now. And so now I just want to work on staying in that alignment and being true to myself and in alignment with my values. That's what you're known for. Your values is what we know her for. There's times where I haven't been. No, no, I'm not really talking about your values. I'm just talking about you claiming you're known for. But you do have high values and you're a good person. No, I just want. No, don't argue with you're a good person. We know you love good values. You're a good person. I want to lean into that more because I feel more in alignment than I ever have. You are also a good person, and if you're going to get better than you are now, guys, I don't know if I can get around. I'm telling you, it's already hard to be around her because it's not about being better than y'all are being an external thing. It's more of like, do I feel in alignment with who I want to show up as it makes you any better? Oh, my gosh. Never mind. It's too good. Called apophecy. What's your word? I don't know. Let me think about it. Let us idiots think of a word for tomorrow. Think about. For tomorrow. Okay. Does that have double meaning, though? Because that's. Well, you're not known for that. That's not your thing. Amy's known for that. Okay, we're done. Goodbye. See you tomorrow. The Bobby Bones Show. The Bobby Bones Show Theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram. Reedyarberry Scuba Steve, Executive producer Raymundo, Head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. I'm Jason Alexander. And I'm Peter Tilden. And together our mission on the really Know really podcast is to get the true answers to life's baffling questions, like why the bathroom door doesn't go all the way to the floor, what's in the museum a failure? And does your dog truly love you? We have the answer. Go to reallynoreally.com and register to win 500, a guest spot on our podcast or a limited edition sign. 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