TUES PT 2: Raymundo In A Building Parking War And We Bring The Person In-Studio + Real Life Mrs. Doubtfire?! + Our Celebrity Crushes

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show — Episode Summary

Date: November 25, 2025
Episode: TUES PT 2: Raymundo In A Building Parking War And We Bring The Person In-Studio + Real Life Mrs. Doubtfire?! + Our Celebrity Crushes

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Episode Overview

This episode of "The Bobby Bones Show" centers on day-to-day workplace drama, real-life oddities, and some fun, lighthearted revelations among the cast. The main storyline is an in-studio confrontation between Raymundo and fellow radio personality Ricky Sanchez over a disputed parking space, with the show’s cast weighing in on the debate. Other notable segments include a bizarre real-life “Mrs. Doubtfire” crime story, a discussion on unusual bar policies, and the team’s celebrity crushes. The episode maintains the show’s trademark playful banter, blending personal stories with audience-friendly humor and moments of genuine camaraderie.

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Key Segments & Insights

1. Raymundo vs. Ricky: Parking Spot Showdown

[03:06 - 17:03 | 05:05 - 17:03]

• Background: Raymundo has been parking in a spot Ricky Sanchez feels is 'hers,' though it’s not officially reserved. She confronts him, leading to team debate and an in-studio showdown.
• Ray’s Side: Claims no spots are officially assigned outside of those labeled, so it’s fair game (“first come, first serve”).
• Ricky's Side: She’s used the spot daily since moving into the building, picked it specifically because her coupe’s long doors need space, and feels Ray is unnecessarily invading “her” territory.
• Debate: The crew weighs in:
  • Lunchbox: “You can sit anywhere, park anywhere. Tell her to kick rocks.” [03:45]
  • Eddie: Reminisces about morning show rivalries for favorite parking spots.
  • Amy & Morgan: Empathize with Ricky due to her long-standing use.
  • Consensus: Most side with Ricky, suggesting kindness since there are plenty of spots.
• Notable Quotes:
  • “If you’ve been parking there long enough, it’s like eminent domain...or a common law marriage.” – Bobby Bones [12:30]
  • “I'm saving everybody else. Like this isn't just for me, guys.” – Ricky Sanchez [16:59]
• Resolution: Ricky is awarded the “unofficial” spot, but offers Ray Fridays as a peace gesture. [26:24]

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2. Real-Life Mrs. Doubtfire — Fraud & Mummified Mother

[07:23 - 09:14]

• Story: Amy shares news of an Italian man dressing as his deceased mother for years to collect her pension.
• Reaction:
  • Bobby jokes about needing to refrigerate the body to keep up the ruse.
  • Eddie is horrified: "This is not Mrs. Doubtfire. This is psycho." [08:06]
  • Conversation spirals into legal and ethical issues of “messing with a corpse.”
• Takeaway: The show mocks and marvels at the absurdity of the news, highlighting both the dark humor and the “you can’t make this stuff up” ethos of the show.

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3. Workplace Life & Behind-the-Scenes Radio Talk with Ricky Sanchez

[17:31 - 24:44]

• Getting to Know Ricky: She shares her Jersey background, adjustment to Nashville, and differences in regional culture (like over-the-top Jersey weddings).
• Radio Insider: Bobby offers to help Ricky with video editing skills and software, sharing stories of industry resource gaps:
  • “If you don’t have...the resources, it’s very difficult. I’ll teach you to fish.” – Bobby Bones [23:51]
  • Ricky expresses gratitude and excitement at the opportunity to learn.
• Team Dynamics: Discussion of small staff vs. large team dynamics in radio and how it affects workplace relationships.

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4. Random News and Banter

[27:26 - 34:50]

• Strange News:
  • Russian ‘Popeye’ facing arm amputations after injecting petroleum jelly (Lunchbox) [28:26]
  • North Carolina woman’s windshield shattered by cat dropped from a bald eagle (Eddie)
• Musings on Disability: Eddie reflects on seeing a basketball coach with severe disabilities, marveling at his positivity.
  • “He was just living life like a normal person.” – Eddie [29:41]
• Odd Bar Policy: Morgan describes a bar banning solo drinkers after 9pm; team debates legality and logic. [30:19]
  • Bobby: “I think I could beat that in court—because all my loved ones have died in an explosion..." [31:20]
• Rare “Buried Alive” Survival Story: Brief story about a woman in Thailand found alive before a cremation.

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5. Tuesday “Reviews Day” — What The Crew’s Watching

[43:01 - 62:26]

• Catch-ups:
  • Lunchbox: Still making his way through “Ozark” (season 3!). [44:00]
  • Morgan: Reviews “Champagne Problems” (Netflix Christmas movie) and “Freaky or Friday,” rating both 4/5.
  • Jonas Brothers’ Christmas Movie: Morgan and Eddie discuss its cheesiness (“That’s what you expect!” – Eddie [60:43]).
• Debates about Spoilers: Amy is notably careful to avoid spoiling plots, which the team teases her about.
• Celebrity Encounters: Bobby recounts meeting Minka Kelly at an Austin City Limits taping.
• Barred from Solo Drinking: Team spins on legal and social implications of bars prohibiting solo drinkers.

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6. Celebrity Crushes — The Confessionals

[45:58 - 49:45]

• Morgan: Minka Kelly (“my girl crush, so I really wanted to watch that [movie]” [45:59])
• Bobby: James Marsden (“...he’s funny, great actor, and looks 35 at 52!” [47:43])
• Eddie & Amy: Both choose Ryan Gosling.
• Group Discussion: The challenge of judging celebrity attractiveness—Bobby argues people in-real-life are far more striking than Instagram or TV suggests.
• Man-Crushes: Team discusses who their "boy crush" would be—Bobby also admires Val from “Dancing with the Stars” for his masculine skillset.

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7. Listener Relationships & Red Flags

[56:07 - 57:57]

• Dating Red Flag: Amy relays a story about a friend whose date told his teenage kids about her after their second date.
  • “If you don’t like the guy, it’s a red flag. If you do, it’s sweet he’s sharing.” – Bobby Bones [57:03]
  • Discussion of how context and personal feelings color what’s considered a “flag” in dating.

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8. Bobby’s Parenting Anticipation and Pet Talk

[39:51 - 41:11]

• New Dad Talk: Bobby recounts dinner with friends, where they discuss what kind of parent he’ll be, pointing out his devotion to his dogs as a preview.
• Pet Dynamics: The team shares how pets choose their “alpha” in the household, paralleling it to parenting styles.

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9. UFOs, Aliens, and Sci-Fi Speculation

[61:36 - 64:51]

• Age of Disclosure: Bobby tries to convince the crew (especially Amy) to watch a documentary about UFOs, offering to pay her rental fee just for the conversation.
• Key Theory: Bobby proposes UFOs may be humanity from the future coming back to prevent nuclear war.
  • “My theory is it’s us from the future... Back to the Future style...” [63:24]

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• On Workplace Quarrels:

  • "It's my unofficial, official parking spot. Everybody knows that, except Ray." – Ricky Sanchez [11:41]
  • "It’s like common law parking lot." – Bobby Bones [12:35]

• On Celebrity Crushes:

  • "If she walked in the room...you would be, like, ‘She is so freaking pretty.'" – Bobby Bones (about Kristen Bell) [50:24]

• On Resourcefulness:

  • "If you don’t have the resources, it’s very difficult to do it. I won’t give you fish; I’ll teach you to fish." – Bobby Bones [23:51]

• On UFO Speculation:

  • "My theory is it’s us from the future... and they know if we die, they're dead. Back to the Future style." – Bobby Bones [63:24]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 03:06 — Ray/Ricky Parking War begins
• 07:23 — Real-life Mrs. Doubtfire story
• 10:07 — Ricky Sanchez enters the studio
• 17:31 — Getting to know Ricky, radio work talk
• 28:26 — Russian 'Popeye' medical story
• 30:19 — Bar bans solo drinkers
• 39:51 — Bobby talks about future parenting
• 43:01 — Start of Tuesday Reviews Day
• 45:58 — Celebrity crush roundtable
• 56:07 — Dating red flag segment
• 61:36 — Age of Disclosure/UFO theory

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Episode Tone and Style

The episode is conversational, light-hearted, and brimming with the team's familiar teasing. Bobby and the cast balance personal anecdotes, pop culture critique, and good-humored debates, all while involving real-life workplace tension and guest appearances. The tone is relatable, casual, and often self-deprecating.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a quintessential slice of The Bobby Bones Show: friendly ribbing, personal and odd news stories, relatable debates, and a glimpse into the quirks of radio life. The in-studio parking war segment is especially fun, exemplifying the show's mix of humor and human everyday life. If you like pop culture with a dose of office politics and entertainment, this episode is a perfect sampler.

Transcript

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[Ray]

Yeah, Ricky from the pop station.

[Bobby Bones]

What's happening?

[Ray]

So she approached me and she said, hey, do you have the trailblazer?

[Bobby Bones]

And I said, came to you? Yeah.

[Ray]

And she was kind of hostile about it, but I approached it fine. And I go, yeah, yeah, I do. And she said, well, hey, you parked next to the column, the cylinder or whatever, the big pillar. She goes, that's actually my parking spot because I have a jeep and the doors swing really wide open. And I go, oh, I didn't know people here had parking spots. And she said, yeah, it's been my parking spot for years.

[Bobby Bones]

I. Before he tells the story any further, your thoughts, guys?

[Amy]

I did not know we had parking spots. However, I do think she's been at this building longer than us.

[Lunchbox]

No, I think we came at the same time, and I think she's lost her mind. I think that this is like going back to college. You sat in the same seat every day and you felt weird when you walked in and someone sat in it. But it's not your seat. You can sit anywhere, you can park anywhere. So tell her to kick rocks and move on down the parking garage.

[Amy]

Yeah, like, you, Bobby, have a parking spot, but it's like you. It has your name on it. So that's the only parking spot I know of.

[Lunchbox]

So, yeah, that's what I would say.

[Eddie]

We don't have parking spots here.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And like, well, the thing is, on every level, there's the same parking spot. So could one of them just go to a different level and have that spot?

[Bobby Bones]

So what'd you say to her?

[Ray]

I go, oh, okay, yeah, yeah, I'll definitely respect that from here on out.

[Eddie]

Oh, are you?

[Bobby Bones]

Good for you.

[Ray]

But then, all right.

[Eddie]

But then, all right, all right, let's.

[Amy]

Go talk to Lunchbox.

[Ray]

So then I come to work and I get in before her. And so I said, I'm parking in that spot. I'm here first. So that's what I did. So I'd say about 50% of the time I park there. When I'm feeling real nice on a Friday, I'll give it to her. That's all hers. If she wants to come work on Friday, girl, you get that spot right next to that pillar.

[Bobby Bones]

I do think, because it's not assigned, it is first Come, first serve, right?

[Eddie]

That's fair. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Even if she would have started in this building earlier, I think if it's not assigned, it's.

[Eddie]

But what if someone has always parked there?

[Lunchbox]

Doesn't matter.

[Eddie]

Like, remember the old building? You know, like, you had your spot and then I had my spot where we got here early enough. I always parked there. But if there were days where we'd show up a little late, don't say.

[Bobby Bones]

We don't put me in with you.

[Eddie]

And somebody from another morning show would always slip in there and I'd get pissed because, yeah, it's not my spot, but everyone knows that's where I park.

[Bobby Bones]

I could see getting annoyed, but I don't think that you have the right to be angry because someone took something that was yours, it's not yours.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. You went P word.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It would make me so mad. And then Tim would be like, yeah, dude, our security guy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, because Tim knows that's not an assigned spot.

[Eddie]

No, he's saying, like, he. I think he does that on purpose. He waits like, he's like, oh, I'm gonna try to get there before anything.

[Bobby Bones]

It was an excellent spot that if you were there, someone would take it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, get mad, dude. Every time.

[Bobby Bones]

I understand you getting mad, but I don't think that you could justify with logic why you were mad. I think you can emotionally be bothered by it because, man, I always come and it makes me kind of angry that I don't get the spot today, but maybe I should be earlier.

[Eddie]

But, you know, like, we worked with a bunch of people in that building, but it was just him that would take my spot. That one dude.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't remember the dude. I don't. You know, but that wasn't your spot.

[Eddie]

I know, but.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's a bit hypocritical because I do have. I'm the only one has my own spot. But I negotiated it in a. Like, I. Literally. As part of a contract negotiation.

[Eddie]

You have a sign in front of yours.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Because if I don't have anywhere to park and we gotta do the show, I'm like, what are we parking down the road? Yeah, I get it. Hip. I'm a hypocrite. But yeah, if there's not a sign.

[Eddie]

On it, like Lunchbox Amy, no one would park in my spot.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I didn't park on the same.

[Bobby Bones]

Level as you because he parked down below.

[Eddie]

Yeah, right. Which is weird.

[Bobby Bones]

So, Ray.

[Lunchbox]

Because the parking spots were bigger and so I didn't have to worry about door dings.

[Eddie]

And the Ultima.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that was dinged from head to toe already.

[Lunchbox]

Got to keep her nice, Ray.

[Bobby Bones]

I agree with you.

[Ray]

I'm parking there, so. Ricky, come and take it.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, wow.

[Eddie]

Oh, he just yelled out the door.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. Can they hear us? Are they close to our studio?

[Ray]

Two doors down and their doors wide open. But she hasn't talked to me in two weeks, so it should be interesting. More to come.

[Bobby Bones]

If she. She could come in right now and defend herself. If.

[Eddie]

Are they.

[Lunchbox]

I'll go ask her.

[Bobby Bones]

Are they on the air?

[Eddie]

No, they're done now.

[Lunchbox]

I'll ask her.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

See if she wants to come in, have. Have a word as we do that. Well, Amy, do you want to do your story?

[Amy]

Yeah. So there is a real life Mrs. Doubtfire situation.

[Eddie]

That's awesome.

[Amy]

Yeah. It's kind of sad, though. So there's an. Well, it. It's awesome. And then also sad. Cause this woman died, but an Italian man pulled off Mrs. Doubtfire. It's a total scam. He dressed up as his dead mother to keep cashing in her pension checks as her body sat in their house. Not months, years.

[Bobby Bones]

Gotta put that in the fridge, though.

[Eddie]

What are you talking about? Like, your body.

[Bobby Bones]

If you're gonna pull that off, you can't just let it sit out in the open. You gotta put it in the fridge.

[Eddie]

His mom.

[Amy]

Yeah, he left her body to mummify.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that.

[Eddie]

This is not Mrs. Doubtfire. This is psycho.

[Amy]

No, no, this is. He dressed up as his mom.

[Eddie]

That's psycho.

[Amy]

That's Mrs. Doubt.

[Bobby Bones]

That's him dressing up as his mom. Probably just to go continue getting the checks. Not living it.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

He's not, like, in the house.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Hello.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, we do have a player. All right, good. Awesome. We have a player.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Should I sit here? We're going to set you up a chair, if you don't mind.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And so this is getting real as she sets up and we'll get her a microphone and stuff. I feel like he's only dressing up as her to go and actually get the money. So I feel like this is completely a financial crime. But, yeah, it's funny that they got him. Is he in this mugshot dressed up like a woman?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

They show a picture of him.

[Amy]

Yeah. And his Mrs. Doubtfire got, like, a scarf, a wig, makeup, little earrings.

[Eddie]

I don't understand the dressing up. Like, can't you just. No.

[Bobby Bones]

If you're gonna go and have to, like, be her.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. You have to show up.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So can't send Someone else to. A real older woman.

[Bobby Bones]

No, because she may not know all the answers to the test.

[Lunchbox]

But he does look like her.

[Bobby Bones]

It's his mom. So his mom's dead body is in his house, mummified. And he's dressing up like her. Going out to collect the money to.

[Amy]

Get the pension checks. Even got a brand new updated ID of her.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Gotta get the real id. You can't. Can't fly in the airport as her.

[Eddie]

You're saying this is financial fraud? But what about all that other stuff? Mummifying his mom.

[Bobby Bones]

But you have to do that because if she's dead, if they file whatever certificate, death certificate, he can no longer get the money. He can no longer show up as her.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

So my point was put her in a refrigerator if you're gonna do the crime. So she didn't stink.

[Amy]

Yeah, because he didn't kill her.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, right. She just died. But he wanted the money to keep coming in. Probably. Cause that was his support.

[Eddie]

Can we. So we don't have to bury people or cremate them?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I don't know if they're dead. How do you have to bury someone if you don't know if they're dead?

[Lunchbox]

I do. Think he's gonna get in trouble for doing with a corpse or whatever.

[Eddie]

He's not doing it with a corpse.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but just like doing anything.

[Lunchbox]

Right, right.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Amy]

That just got really weird.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I meant like there's crimes for messing with a corpse. Like not taking care of it properly disposing.

[Amy]

Regarding.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, we have a guest here now.

[Amy]

The dead.

[Bobby Bones]

How you doing?

[Ricky Sanchez]

I'm great.

[Lunchbox]

How are you?

[Bobby Bones]

We were just talking about you.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Yes, so I heard.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you go by on the air?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Ricky Sanchez.

[Bobby Bones]

You do say your last name?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Didn't know if I could say it or not. Okay, so Raymundo says that you guys are currently beefing over a parking spot.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Yes, we are.

[Bobby Bones]

Can you please tell me what. And tell me your story before he tells you? Before we tell you what he said?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Sure, I would love to. Because I think you're all going to be on my side. So I park in the same parking spot every day I have since we moved into this new building. Every day, same parking spot. And I picked that parking spot specifically because it has like this huge opening. It has pillars. Right. So I have a coupe door that's really long. I'm short, so I have to sit super close to my steering wheel to see any.

[Bobby Bones]

What's a coupe door? I'm not familiar.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Like two doors. So the doors are like extra long. There's not like four doors. They're like super long.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's a two door car. Yeah, got it.

[Ricky Sanchez]

And heavy doors. I have a Volkswagen. So when I open the door.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought Ray said you had a Jeep. He literally just said you had a Jeep.

[Ricky Sanchez]

He doesn't even know what he's talking about. See what I'm saying? So when I open my door, it's really heavy and there's partially an incline. And I don't like to like worry about hitting somebody else's car. So I park in that spot to make sure that I don't hurt anybody's car. I don't want to like get into beef with somebody for that reason.

[Bobby Bones]

Very selfless of you.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Thank you. That's what I'm thinking. Until. Until this guy comes out of nowher and starts just parking there one day randomly. I notice that's not my car there. I'm in my car. What's going on?

[Bobby Bones]

Can't possibly be your car because if you look at your hands, you're holding your car steering wheel. Got it.

[Ricky Sanchez]

But it's that early in the morning that I'm kind of like, am I insane?

[Bobby Bones]

Right?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Nope. That's my part. My parking spot.

[Eddie]

Ricky, were there a bunch of other spots in the area available?

[Ricky Sanchez]

I'll answer that in a second.

[Bobby Bones]

So hold questions till she takes it.

[Ricky Sanchez]

So I noticed that, you know, that's not my car. And I was like, you know what? One day I'll let it slide, not a big deal. Then it starts happening every single day. It's been about two and a half weeks at this point where he keeps parking in my parking spot. And yes, to answer your question, there are plenty of other parking spots. That's not the point. This one's mine. This is my unofficial official parking spot. And everybody knows that everybody else in that area doesn't park there except for Ray. Ray's the only one that seems to not have the memo and I don't understand what his problem is.

[Bobby Bones]

So we're both, we're torn because we love to drag each other down. Like we loved it. Like, if somebody's wrong, really let them know it.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Fair.

[Bobby Bones]

And we, some of us are on one side of it's not officially your spot and some are, well, if you've been parking there long enough, it's like imminent domain.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Or like a marriage. Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Common law.

[Bobby Bones]

Common law parking lot.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Common law parking spot.

[Bobby Bones]

Like you can take it over eminent domain for the use of the government or common law lunchbox does not think it's your spot.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, why? No, no, it's your. You even said it yourself. It's my unofficial spot. It's like in college when you would sit in the same seat every day. You thought, oh, that's my seat.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Same example.

[Eddie]

Which is.

[Bobby Bones]

He literally just walked us through the whole example. If you'd like to hear it, you can.

[Eddie]

It's not great. Rachel.

[Ricky Sanchez]

I understand the example because I also had a seat in class that I sat at.

[Bobby Bones]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

And if you walk in, it was weird when you're like, huh.

[Eddie]

But you didn't come up with a.

[Bobby Bones]

Better example or just another even worse.

[Lunchbox]

But you didn't go to the professor and be like, hey, that guy's in my unofficial seat.

[Ricky Sanchez]

I went to the guy and I said, you're in my seat, sir. Just like I did to Ray. I said, I'm working in my spot. And Ray said, you know what? I'll give you the spot, no problem. And then it's still consistently parked in the spot.

[Bobby Bones]

So you also gave in just to avoid the awkwardness.

[Ray]

Maybe, but when I come in in the morning, it's such a good spot at 1am it really is.

[Amy]

Okay, hold on, let's.

[Lunchbox]

She has an emotional attachment to it, but does that doesn't make it hers.

[Amy]

I want to back up to the timeline here because we have been parking here for over a year now. And Ricky just said that he started parking there two and a half weeks ago. So where was he parking the other 11 and a half months?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Random parking spots.

[Amy]

So why all of a sudden, one.

[Eddie]

Of my question was like, are there plenty of spots that early in the morning?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Well, obviously plenty of spots for Ray.

[Amy]

But, like, why did he switch only two and a half weeks ago?

[Ricky Sanchez]

That's a good question, Ray. Why?

[Ray]

I just randomly looked to my left and there was this amazing parking spot.

[Bobby Bones]

And I said, in the oasis. A desert. A desert oasis. I just saw it. It was sitting there.

[Ray]

Why have I never parked here? Because nobody can hit you on the left hand side.

[Bobby Bones]

So if he beats you here, he's obviously gonna have access to it.

[Amy]

But he's always gonna beat her here.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. That's the point. So I think we should come up with a ruling here now.

[Ray]

Money.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you want her to buy it from you?

[Ray]

A negotiation.

[Eddie]

I mean, it is a prime spot. Smart, smart.

[Ricky Sanchez]

I will. At midnight and sleeping in the studio if that's what I need to do. I told him, like, you want to battle for it?

[Lunchbox]

I'll take you outside.

[Ricky Sanchez]

We can battle for this. Whatever you want.

[Amy]

Is there not. Is there not that same spot on each level?

[Ricky Sanchez]

You know, I don't actually know. I never actually.

[Amy]

Because you would think each level is.

[Bobby Bones]

What if you take that same spot at that level?

[Ray]

Well, see, I enjoy that one because if you go one down or two down, you have 30 stairs you have to climb. And I start getting like what vertigo can have.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, well, let's not allow that.

[Lunchbox]

Let's vote.

[Bobby Bones]

And our vote doesn't matter for Hill of Beans, but let's vote anyway. Who deserves the spot, Ricky or Ray? Amy.

[Amy]

Well, at first I was leaning Ray, but now I'm leaning Ricky because she's.

[Bobby Bones]

Here and you just don't want to get retaliated against.

[Amy]

No, she wouldn't retaliate. I mean, now I have to deal with Ray retaliating on me. No, I just think that he just started this. It's almost like now he's making it this competition. Like if he had been parking there and they'd been fighting over it for the last 11 months. Okay, but he just started this behavior two weeks ago.

[Bobby Bones]

One vote Ray. Lunchbox first. One vote Ricky. I'm sorry, Excuse me.

[Lunchbox]

First come, first serve. The parking spot is open. If you have a vehicle and you want to park it there, park it there. Ray gets the spot. Whoever gets there first gets a spot. Ray, take it.

[Bobby Bones]

One vote Ricky, one vote.

[Eddie]

Right, Eddie, this is about disrespect. I don't think Ray is respecting that Ricky's been parking there for so long, he's doing this on purpose. And if it's going to be a first come, first serve thing, Ray's always going to win. Ray needs to respect that. That is Ricky's unofficial spot. Don't park there, Morgan.

[Morgan]

Well, I'm going with Ricky too, because she's been parking there for so long. It doesn't matter. There's a million parking spots you can park anywhere else.

[Amy]

Right?

[Bobby Bones]

And there's.

[Morgan]

There's plenty of good ones.

[Bobby Bones]

There are a lot of good spots when you get here.

[Ray]

Yeah, but this one has shelter too. If it's rainy or snowy out.

[Eddie]

No. So does the whole thing.

[Ricky Sanchez]

I love that he's saying all these things because these are exactly why I take that spot.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'm going to have to go with Ricky as well.

[Lunchbox]

What are you guys talking about?

[Bobby Bones]

Only because if there were no open spots, let's say they were fighting for one spot that was only open, I. I think I would go raise her earlier. He gets it There are a hundred spots. And so I'm just going to go with the. Hey, why don't you just be kind?

[Lunchbox]

Why don't she be kind? There's a hundred spots.

[Bobby Bones]

When she gets here, I don't know.

[Amy]

Said to her, you can have it. And then he.

[Bobby Bones]

She has really heavy doors. Really heavy, long coupe doors.

[Ricky Sanchez]

I'm saving everybody else. Like this isn't just for me, guys.

[Eddie]

Saving them from what, dings?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Yes, from dings.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you a dinger?

[Ricky Sanchez]

No, I try very hard not to be, but it just says, you know, it's early in the morning.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray also said she had a jeep. So I don't believe the rest of the story. It's like if somebody lies in court or you find out, you're like, well, I don't believe anything else they're saying either since they lied there.

[Lunchbox]

Was yours an SUV or is it.

[Bobby Bones]

Look.

[Lunchbox]

Does it look like an suv?

[Ricky Sanchez]

No, I drive a Volkswagen Beetle convertible.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's cool.

[Eddie]

That's cool. Top comes off.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you get to take your top off in November?

[Ricky Sanchez]

I do, which is really lovely.

[Bobby Bones]

Where did. Can I ask you questions about you?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Of course.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you in a rush to get back to.

[Ricky Sanchez]

No, it's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Where are you from?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Jersey.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I can feel that.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Yeah. Was it the aggressiveness right off the bat or aggressive?

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe not the aggression, but the self assured.

[Ricky Sanchez]

The self assuredness. That is a Jersey quality, isn't it?

[Eddie]

Yeah, like confident.

[Bobby Bones]

She just walks in, doesn't know us. We sit in a seat she's not comfortable with. We throw a headphones and mic on her as we have another segment. She hops in, just goes, boom. Yeah, I got it. So when did you move to Nashville?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Almost five years ago.

[Bobby Bones]

For the river.

[Ricky Sanchez]

For the river, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. How's that going?

[Amy]

Great.

[Bobby Bones]

I heard you guys on at the gas station the other day. Oh, did you.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Did you like it?

[Bobby Bones]

I was getting like a bar and I was in the middle of trying to find it. Dairy in it. So I was just like, I was a little irritated. I couldn't find dairy. Then I was irritated they weren't playing us, but I was like, oh, good for them. That was kind of like my whole.

[Ricky Sanchez]

That is so fair.

[Bobby Bones]

That's my whole feeling of the process.

[Ricky Sanchez]

That is so fair and I respect that.

[Bobby Bones]

And do you like it here? Is this feeling?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Yeah, it does at this point.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Ricky Sanchez]

It's definitely becoming more and more homey and more and more comfy and cozy. It is crazy, though. When I go back home, I was just back in Jersey over the weekend. And just the sheer insanity of the differences between Jersey in here. You don't really think about it until you go back.

[Eddie]

What are the differences?

[Ricky Sanchez]

People are so very different the way that we do things. I went for a wedding, right? And for the wedding, I realized with other people there who are not from Jersey, that it looks absolutely insane. A Jersey wedding. Nothing makes sense. Everybody's like, why is this cocktail hour have full blown meals? Why do they have smoke guns that they're shooting into the air? Where are the fireworks coming from? It's like insane. And that's a standard New Jersey thing. We're a little over the top.

[Bobby Bones]

Why? Is there a fist fight scheduled?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Yes, yes. Get the aggression out. Then you can enjoy the rest of the night.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you guys go to the same wedding? Yeah. Are you at Carla Marie Anthony wedding?

[Ricky Sanchez]

We sat at the same table.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you guys know each other?

[Eddie]

Yeah, we know Ricky.

[Amy]

Yeah, we know Ricky.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. Nobody I know. I know. I don't, so I don't. I don't drink water for the most part.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Okay. That's a thing you should probably figure out.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it's all a strategy because if I drink water at least before the show, into the middle of the show, then that means I have to pee. And if I have to pee, I have to leave the studio. And we work really tight. I don't ever want to leave the studio. Okay. So you almost never see me in the hallways.

[Ricky Sanchez]

No, hardly ever.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And that's why, because I don't. I don't really have to pee, so I never go out. So I know, you know pee.

[Ricky Sanchez]

You can come down the hallway and just say hi every so often.

[Bobby Bones]

That also would be the same thing as, like, time wasting. As, like, I would fair. I live an extremely efficient life.

[Eddie]

He's not big on wasting time.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And hate small talk.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Oh, I get that.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Ricky Sanchez]

We don't need to have small talk.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie is the greatest at it.

[Eddie]

I love it.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Eddie and I small talk quite often. Although it's not really small talk with us though. We go right into the nitty gritty of some insane conversation.

[Eddie]

We've skipped the whole. The whole small talk.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Yeah, we don't do that.

[Bobby Bones]

But I know all about who you are. I know all that.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I just am like, oh, cool. I already know everything, so I'm good.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Yeah, you know everything.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know similar.

[Ricky Sanchez]

You didn't know it's from Jersey.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Really? I guess I don't really know much. I just know, like, what I've seen on the Internet.

[Eddie]

Well, that's everything, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Isn't it?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Is there anything else you want to know about me?

[Ray]

I'm an open book.

[Bobby Bones]

Before you came here, you were in.

[Ricky Sanchez]

I was in LA for a while, and then New York City, so I bounced around quite a bit.

[Bobby Bones]

And how's the people you work with over there?

[Ricky Sanchez]

I love them. They're great. Yeah. I love everybody on the river.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's. That's a lot, you know. That's not true. I'm not even saying anyone specific. I'm just saying normal group dynamics. Enough people. You don't love everybody.

[Ricky Sanchez]

But this is the thing. We don't have a lot of people. My show's pretty small.

[Eddie]

We have three of us.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Me, Zach and Kevin. So it's pretty small. It's kind of easy to like everybody.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

What are you trying to say?

[Eddie]

Well, they were to ask.

[Bobby Bones]

It makes sense. It makes sense if there's a small, small unit. But, you know, back in the day, we had a full register full of people. We didn't like everybody that worked there. We didn't hate them. But it was like, you don't like every. I mean, even within our group, there's Some of us hang out with each other more than others. Once you hit a number of, like, five people, people just sociology speaking, start to divide into their own super groups. Totally.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Bobby, you and I do not have the same budget. So we have a smaller group for sure.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you like a bigger budget?

[Ricky Sanchez]

I would love a bigger budget. Can we talk to somebody about that?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, talk to me. What do you need?

[Ricky Sanchez]

If you could give me a studio that works every day, I'll take that to start.

[Eddie]

Hey, good luck with that.

[Ricky Sanchez]

And then a producer would be great. You know, I get you guys don't have a producer. We do. We're pretty much all producers. And at the same time, I get that.

[Bobby Bones]

There was a stage where I had to do that, too, but. Yeah, I'm surprised.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

You never produce that? No. That kind of sucks.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Ricky Sanchez]

What about, like, delegate everything?

[Bobby Bones]

What about, like, equipment?

[Ricky Sanchez]

We have the standard equipment that they give you, which is not very great. My video equipment hardly ever works, Bobby, and I'm the one that runs it.

[Bobby Bones]

Who edits?

[Ricky Sanchez]

I edit.

[Bobby Bones]

Really? Are you good at it?

[Ricky Sanchez]

No, not good at it. I'm enough to, you know, do what I gotta do, but I would not say I'm good at it.

[Bobby Bones]

There was a. I don't want to say who for a couple of reasons, but there was a station didn't even work for a company. They're actually against us in a city, but against us. I don't think that's a thing anymore. Because content is everywhere all the time and you're just competing content against content. And hopefully it's not even against it. It's just they find a time to slot you in at some time in the day to consume whatever content you're making. And they didn't have video equipment. So I bought them video equipment for that show and I sent it to them. And then my company found out and got mad.

[Ricky Sanchez]

That's so nice of you though. Who cares if they get mad?

[Bobby Bones]

But don't you kind of feel that's weird that somebody in the company finds out that you sent me? That they get mad that I sent a competing station.

[Ricky Sanchez]

They'll get mad about anything. They'll pick anything.

[Bobby Bones]

So you get it. You understand what's going on here then?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Totally.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, so what do you need? Let me. I'll make one ask for you. I don't have all the power in the world, but let me. I can at least have a conversation with somebody. What do you need?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Wow. Okay. Yeah, we really do. Actually, you know what would be nice?

[Bobby Bones]

If you say full time person. I can't do that. No benefits. Really get me.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Doesn't even have to be that.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Ricky Sanchez]

I would love to actually learn how to properly edit things and have good software for video. I don't even need somebody to do it. I'll do it myself. I just don't know what I'm doing. I'm teaching myself how to do all these things.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, then this is what I would like to do. It'll take a little effort from you. I have a guy that works for me. He doesn't live here anymore, but he comes down over and over. But he's excellent video. I have a second guy. I will have him sit with you and work with you a little bit and let me know the software you need. And if they don't give it to you, I'll buy it for you.

[Ricky Sanchez]

That's really nice.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So I'll set you up with one of our guys. Especially if you want to do the work. I'll make sure you have it all. Because if you don't have. It's hard when they're asking you for something yet not giving you the resources, whoever they are.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

It's very difficult to do it. So I will make that deal with you after the holidays. I'll set you up. I'll have Them teach you how to do it. I won't give you fish. I'll teach you to fish. How about that? How about that Bible?

[Ricky Sanchez]

I'm all in.

[Bobby Bones]

How about that Bible reference?

[Ricky Sanchez]

I'm all in, though.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. They're not going to give you fish. Teach you how to fish.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I just said that.

[Eddie]

That's what I'm saying.

[Lunchbox]

You couldn't come up with another one? You just say what he said.

[Eddie]

What do you want me to come.

[Lunchbox]

Up with exactly What?

[Eddie]

Yeah, Leviticus 3:16.

[Bobby Bones]

Like Leviticus, don't wear threads that don't match or you go to hell.

[Eddie]

Is that. Is that it?

[Lunchbox]

Whoa.

[Eddie]

No, that's not.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't know that? Leviticus. Let me go to my assistant, please.

[Lunchbox]

Never heard of Leviticus.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait, no, no, you have. Well, that part's weird. Hold on.

[Lunchbox]

That's not weird.

[Bobby Bones]

Hello. Hey, I was talking about Leviticus and the verse in the Bible that talks about if the threads aren't the same and kind of the punishment for that, the penalty for that. Could you elaborate a bit for me? Absolutely. So. I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. Would you say it again? Oh, Jesus.

[Eddie]

Jesus.

[Bobby Bones]

Got her. Oh, hold on. Would you say it again, please? Sure thing. No problem at all. I was just saying that what you're referring to is that part in Leviticus that mentions not mixing different kinds of fibers and clothing. It's part of those ancient purity laws.

[Amy]

So.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'm happy to elaborate. Yeah. And what does the Bible say if you don't match fibers? Fabrics. So essentially, in the book of Leviticus, there's a verse that talks about not wearing garments made of two different kinds of material. It was part of those old purity or holiness laws for the Israelites. Now, it doesn't really specify a particular punishment for that specific knit of fabrics. It's more about the principle of keeping things symbolically pure. So it's less about a direct penalty and more about those ancient guidelines for living. Never heard that.

[Lunchbox]

Well, never heard that.

[Eddie]

Kind of sounds familiar, but no.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Well, regardless, I have no idea what went there.

[Ricky Sanchez]

That took me back to Catholic school real quick right there.

[Eddie]

Is his AI a girl or a guy?

[Ricky Sanchez]

It sounds like it could be either. I would say a girl.

[Bobby Bones]

A masculine girl?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Yeah, I would say a girl.

[Amy]

Feminine man.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, she picked.

[Eddie]

I was asking her.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no. Then she said a girl.

[Amy]

She said both, and then she felt forced to say no.

[Bobby Bones]

Nobody forced her to say anything.

[Lunchbox]

She really did.

[Ricky Sanchez]

As actually has, like, a deeper voice. I would say, like, it probably A girl with a deeper voice.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. I'm serious. I'm gonna help you.

[Ricky Sanchez]

I appreciate that, genuinely.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, so it'll be after the holidays, but I would love to help you. Okay, cool. Thanks for coming in. I know you have work to do.

[Eddie]

What's the deal with the parking spot? Hers, right?

[Bobby Bones]

She's. She wins.

[Ricky Sanchez]

It's mine.

[Bobby Bones]

Can Ray have it on Fridays only?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Fine.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Because I'm a reasonable person.

[Eddie]

Fridays you're gonna give me.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you not want Fridays?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Right, because I'm reasonable.

[Ray]

I would love Fridays, but I'm actually gonna go move it now. I'll just do street parking. I won't even park in the building right now.

[Bobby Bones]

He wants to work now.

[Ricky Sanchez]

If I don't have to give it up on Fridays too, I'll take it.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray, do you want it Fridays or not?

[Ray]

Fridays will be awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, because you lost. And now she's just giving you this as, like, a bonus.

[Ray]

We negotiated a day. And there's also a really nice. Sadie's next to you. I would love to park there. So you and me could just park next to each other every day.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Oh, okay. You want to be parking buddies now?

[Ray]

That's what I'm saying. Because you respect doors. I respect doors.

[Ricky Sanchez]

He really flip flopped there, huh?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, he realized he got beat quick.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I'm shocked that you're just going to give it up. Like, this is not a court of law. I would still park there.

[Eddie]

What's a savings like, what are you doing?

[Ricky Sanchez]

We'll see. We'll see if he decides to keep taking the stuff spot. And if he does, I'm coming right back to complain.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll let you get back to your show. Thank you very much for coming by.

[Amy]

Thank you.

[Ricky Sanchez]

I appreciate it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Good job. Yeah, right. Kind of. If you wouldn't have said Jeep, I. Dude, I'd have been behind you. But you just weren't writing your other facts.

[Ray]

Yeah, it happened so fast. There was. I tried to remember as much as I could from the conversation. I misheard that one.

[Eddie]

Maybe because it's a convertible. Ray, you just kind of thought you.

[Bobby Bones]

Miss her, didn't you? See it with your eyes?

[Ray]

Well, see, I kind of think it's a Jeep. Me, the trailblazer and her vehicle all rotate. We're all fighting for it.

[Lunchbox]

She's not. I'm not her only person.

[Bobby Bones]

He's doing the age thing with me again. Where? How old he is and I'm starting to be.

[Ray]

No, there's other vehicles she's got to worry about. It's not just mine.

[Bobby Bones]

Anyway, she's nice. She hasn't told me she was nice.

[Eddie]

Yeah, she's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, I see the other guys, though.

[Eddie]

Zach's cool, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, if I get here really early or if I do am here late enough that I do have to break down and go pee after the show, I do run into Zach, and I knew Zach a little bit from Los Angeles. Right.

[Eddie]

I don't know. Was he in la?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. What's his last name? Mano. Oh, I'm thinking of the other one.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Mano.

[Eddie]

That's Mano. That's Kevin.

[Bobby Bones]

That's Kevin.

[Eddie]

Kevin. Zach sang is who she worked for back then. And Kevin. Mano is.

[Bobby Bones]

Kevin is who I know from Los Angeles. Yes.

[Eddie]

La. Yeah. With my fm.

[Bobby Bones]

With Valentine.

[Eddie]

Yes, Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it. All right, Amy, thank you for your story. Lunchbox. Your story.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Russian Popeye. I don't know if you guys have seen this guy, but he wanted to get really big muscle. So he's been injecting himself recently for years with petroleum jelly in his arms.

[Bobby Bones]

Crazy.

[Lunchbox]

They have informed me he's going to lose both his arms.

[Amy]

Oh, my.

[Lunchbox]

Because of infection from what he's been injected.

[Bobby Bones]

If you just inject petroleum jelly, that doesn't all just work out perfectly, right?

[Eddie]

Petroleum jelly. Is that the same as Vaseline?

[Bobby Bones]

I think Vaseline is a petroleum jelly. I think petroleum jelly is the generic term. Vaseline would be the brand.

[Lunchbox]

So they're talking about he's gonna lose both his arms.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you ever watch the guy who only builds one of his arms, one of his traps?

[Amy]

Why does he do that?

[Bobby Bones]

It's just his thing on. On TikTok, he literally only works out one of his traps and one of his arms. And he's so imbalanced. But it's purposeful. It's pretty funny, man.

[Eddie]

I saw a guy coaching a basketball team and he was in a wheelchair, no legs, one arm.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on. Say you saw a guy coaching a basketball team, no leg. Okay.

[Eddie]

In a wheelchair. I mean, and he was just.

[Bobby Bones]

What is that? I don't understand what. What your point is.

[Eddie]

It was just amazing like, that he was coaching a basketball team, wheeling around with one arm and just living life like he had, like a normal person.

[Bobby Bones]

But I feel like that is a pretty normal person.

[Eddie]

I don't know, man. If I felt. I just kept thinking, like, if that.

[Bobby Bones]

Was me, like, oh, you're saying you would never leave, you would not live a life because you'd be so sad.

[Eddie]

So sad, you know? And after the game.

[Bobby Bones]

I get your point. I just thought it sounded like you can't believe somebody that's in a wheelchair would not be able to coach basketball. Yours was more about his. His lust for life.

[Eddie]

Yeah, man. Acting like just everything is.

[Bobby Bones]

Because you wouldn't have that.

[Eddie]

No. And then we park next to each other. He goes in the parking lot, gets in his van. He has a whole system.

[Bobby Bones]

Did he have long doors or no?

[Eddie]

No, he had sliding doors. It was pretty amazing.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Morgan, there's a bar that is banning solo drinkers from coming in. And I actually think this is a really good idea.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Eddie]

That's stupid.

[Morgan]

No, this is a great idea.

[Bobby Bones]

Let her tell the story, guys.

[Morgan]

So they're banning people who are coming in solo after 9pm because they're trying to mitigate risk that campaigning lists tend to bring. And it's true. If you've ever been to a bar after 9pm 10pm and you have a solo guy who's hanging out there, he's never up to anything good or is.

[Bobby Bones]

Up to something sad.

[Amy]

Or what if someone's traveling or they're.

[Lunchbox]

On vacation or they're working and they. I'm gonna go to the local bar and have a drink.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe a brief interview before they go in. Sir, why are you here by yourself?

[Amy]

It's like, what brings you here?

[Eddie]

What are your intentions?

[Lunchbox]

Like, I'm in town on business. I just want to watch the game and have a couple beers.

[Bobby Bones]

I also don't know that you can legally discriminate.

[Morgan]

I don't think it's a discrimination because it's just you can't come in solo. You come in with a partner or somebody who's inside already.

[Amy]

Sort of like it's your dress code. Yeah, they have a dress code. Some people say no with you.

[Eddie]

No shoes, no shirt.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I could beat that in court because I don't have any friends. You're holding it against me because all my loved ones have died in an explosion. I can't come and enjoy this bar. I think I could beat that in court because, I mean, I would go there like, all my family were tragically murdered, and now I want to come to this bar.

[Amy]

Well, then that. If you're in court, that would have to be true.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but how are they going to before we settle?

[Eddie]

How are they going to.

[Amy]

Well, simple. Look would know his whole family hasn't been brutally murdered.

[Eddie]

You got your Instagram, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not saying it wouldn't be a lot of work, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. So there's a Lady in North Carolina who called 911 because she said a bald eagle dropped a cat through her windshield and it turned out to be true.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy, dude.

[Lunchbox]

The windshield looked nuts.

[Eddie]

I mean, destroyed.

[Bobby Bones]

It's crazy that a cat would be big and hard enough to break a windshield.

[Eddie]

I think it's how high the eagle was in gravity pulling that cat down.

[Bobby Bones]

But it only hits. There's something called terminal velocity. We've had this discussion.

[Eddie]

Terminal velocity is the speed that it comes down.

[Bobby Bones]

Kind of.

[Eddie]

Terminal illness, the depth of velocity.

[Bobby Bones]

So basically, you drop something off, it reaches a max speed and doesn't go any faster than that. So if it's. So if there's an eagle and a cat, it can be on the moon. Gravity is a bit different there. So just take the analogy. And they drop. It doesn't get any faster the longer it falls. Terminal velocity as it maxes out at a certain point. It's crazy to me that that cat gets fast enough to break a windshield because those are so hard. Yeah.

[Eddie]

And crazy that an eagle picked up the cat.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's also crazy.

[Amy]

That's what their eagle nests are, full of little bones of little puppies.

[Bobby Bones]

You made this dark.

[Eddie]

Do you guys know that the size of an eagle's nest is like, the size of a pickup truck?

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, that hole in that windshield, wow. It looks like a rock. A bowling ball that was not just dropped on it, but was shot through it. Yeah.

[Eddie]

And surprisingly, how big was this cat?

[Bobby Bones]

Garfield? Big fat cat.

[Eddie]

No, they said it was like a house cat. It wasn't like, a bobcat cat.

[Amy]

Guys, my cat could break a window.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, that's crazy. Also, that eagle just saw a cat walking in the yard and went and picked it up and took off with it.

[Eddie]

You know, that's hard. Chihuahua died, right?

[Bobby Bones]

I probably do, but I don't.

[Amy]

So, like, yeah, in the eagle's nest, I bet your little Chihuahua collar was probably.

[Eddie]

Telly.

[Bobby Bones]

Why are you doing that?

[Amy]

That's what they say.

[Bobby Bones]

That's so dark.

[Amy]

No, that's what they say.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe it was like puppy bones. And she. Bet there's an eagle's nest with your dog's collar.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Telly's collar.

[Bobby Bones]

What is wrong with you?

[Amy]

What's wrong with that? No, it's crazy to think about.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't want to.

[Eddie]

But you put my dog in the nest.

[Amy]

You brought up your dog.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

No, he just told a relatable story. You took the collar and put it in a nest, and it's just sitting up there. That says no, it's crazy.

[Amy]

And his phone number seem emotional about it. I'm sorry if that bothers you. I didn't like the dog, okay?

[Eddie]

See, it was my dad's dog and he cried for weeks.

[Amy]

Oh, well, that part's terrible.

[Eddie]

Like, he took her out to go to the restroom and she just.

[Amy]

Oh, gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

No way.

[Eddie]

Yeah, dude, he saw it all.

[Bobby Bones]

He watched it swipe down.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you sure?

[Eddie]

I swear.

[Bobby Bones]

Is there a video of this?

[Eddie]

No. This is like. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Because 20 years ago, my dog Bradley, who went to the farm, who went to my stepdad, my dad loved this.

[Eddie]

Dog and he took the dog out. They were at a state park. They were. They were on a trip and the dog was probably 10ft away. And he said he just heard the.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, that sucks.

[Eddie]

He just heard. And off she went.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that makes me feel so sad inside because I love dogs so much.

[Eddie]

Yeah, do. He loved that dog.

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[Eddie]

But don't you call like Stanley, like sometime like dummy?

[Bobby Bones]

No, Stanley's a dick.

[Eddie]

Oh my. Right.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I know. But that's a bulldog in him.

[Eddie]

I have a kid. That's one.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, no, I love him. He's awesome. I don't think anybody should get a bulldog unless you're ready to really fork over tens of thousands, if not more, because those dogs are just broken because they've been genetically inbred purposefully for that cool bulldog look. So don't get one unless you're ready to just spend tons of money. And also, it's not fair to them to be created like they're, it's like Frankenstein. They're born and all of a sudden they have all these problems their whole life. Yeah, he's awesome. He's just difficult. And in our family, what's crazy is Eller, the dog that we found and adopted, Caitlin's her alpha. She doesn't listen to a whole lot of what I say.

[Eddie]

From day one, always.

[Bobby Bones]

I think those rules were set. I don't know how maybe. Caitlyn was probably just home a lot more when we got Eller. Ella Eller is obedient to Caitlin and kind of obedient to me. But Caitlin is her alpha. Stanley, the exact opposite. He doesn't. Caitlyn will say stuff and he'll be like, eh, screw it.

[Eddie]

Not listening to you.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Yeah, he's just like, now I just lay on his side. It's wild. It's crazy that dogs have that association where one person is like their main, their alpha. I don't have kids like that with a certain parent.

[Eddie]

Yeah, me. Oh no, seriously, like the other day we were all walking down a hall somewhere and my wife was trying to tell them like, hey, when we get home, I need everybody to jump in the shower and get ready for bed. And nobody was listening to her. They were just pushing each other and like wrestling or whatever. And I go, hey. And they all just stop. Did you all hear what mom said? And they're like, no, tell them again. And then she told them, when you get home, need everyone in the shower and get to bed. And they're like, got it. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Because you're the disciplinarian.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I mean, I don't know why, it's just maybe I really think it's the sound of my voice. It's deeper they respond to it versus her just kind of her high pitched voice, I guess, or just female voice, whatever, that they just don't hear it. And when she needs something done, she's like, eddie, will you please tell them? And boom, they do it. It's kind of cool.

[Bobby Bones]

A woman's found alive in a coffin and she was set to be cremated. This never happens in America though.

[Eddie]

It's not in Pittsburgh.

[Amy]

Did they like.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's not in Pittsburgh.

[Amy]

Bury people prematurely there. Thailand or coughing people up.

[Bobby Bones]

A 65 year old Thai woman was found alive in a coffin just moments before her scheduled cremation.

[Eddie]

Oh gosh. And that's fire.

[Bobby Bones]

Believed to have died the previous day, her family had transported her body for a free cremation service after a younger brother and sister signed paperwork confirming her death. But when temple staff opened the coffin for final preparations, they heard knocking and discovered she was moving. She was rushed to the hospital. Doctors determined she was suffering from severe hypoglycemia. She didn't die and she's still not dead. Sometimes these stories happen. It's like they died a day later, but she's still alive. ABC News. My theory is they don't have as good of technology medically medical care there. And so if it's like for the most part they're dead, they're dead. But we can use hypersensitive tools to monitor the human body.

[Eddie]

Sometimes it's hard to find that pulse with like your fingers.

[Bobby Bones]

We need to go around and finish and I do want to elaborate a bit, but let's finish Tuesday reviews day because Amy and I went lunchbox. Anything?

[Lunchbox]

Nope, nothing. I'm almost done with Ozark.

[Amy]

Oh, wow.

[Lunchbox]

But not finished yet.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray, did you just play a recording for 2016. No. What?

[Ray]

That he hasn't watched anything or is.

[Bobby Bones]

Taking him so long? I don't know if that was us doing that in 2016.

[Eddie]

A new show called Ozark.

[Lunchbox]

It never said it had to be a new show. No, it's called Reviews Day, man.

[Eddie]

You're right, man.

[Bobby Bones]

It was just a joke. It was simple a joke.

[Lunchbox]

No, I know, but he is simply a joke.

[Eddie]

Well, I was jumping on that joke.

[Bobby Bones]

It was simply a joke.

[Lunchbox]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Ozark's awesome, though.

[Lunchbox]

It's really good so far.

[Bobby Bones]

Where are you in it?

[Lunchbox]

I'm. I think it's season three.

[Bobby Bones]

How many are there total? Three or four. It has, like, a fall and like, maybe. Maybe two or three. Kind of diminishes a bit, and then it comes back super strong.

[Lunchbox]

They just bought the second casino boat and.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Should we even say that if someone's in the middle of it? Mike.

[Amy]

He doesn't. He didn't say who.

[Eddie]

Here she goes again. Why.

[Bobby Bones]

Why do you always think, like, you are his greatest Captain America?

[Lunchbox]

I mean, I. I have no idea.

[Bobby Bones]

You're right. No, she. She puts the American shield out on him all the time.

[Amy]

That's not me protecting him. That's me protecting spoilers.

[Lunchbox]

Like, I'm like, I have no idea. Like, I don't know if that's a spoiler. That's just where I'm at. You asked where I'm at.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I. Captain America back at it.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Lunchbox]

Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

It is. It's not just this. It's all the time.

[Amy]

No, it is not.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, it is.

[Amy]

It is not all the time. And also, I am sensitive to spoilers. Like, I don't think that's a spoiler, but I might say something similar to that one day, and I would like the grace.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I asked. You're not getting the grace because you've earned opposite of grace. You've earned E C. Grog.

[Amy]

Right.

[Eddie]

Backwards grace.

[Bobby Bones]

Backwards grace. Yeah. Season two. Regardless, it's a great show.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah. Very entertaining.

[Bobby Bones]

But you never reviewed season one.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, I watched the season one years ago. Years ago.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, see, this has got even weirder now because he did watch it way back then, and then you just dropped off.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Just fell apart.

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't think it was so good that you.

[Lunchbox]

No, I did.

[Bobby Bones]

I did.

[Lunchbox]

I just got busy and just never found time to go back. And I was just like, you know what? That's a good show. I'm gonna watch that again. I'm gonna start watching it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I hear you. Okay. Morgan.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I watched Champagne Problems and Freaker of Friday. Freaky or Friday Champagne Problems.

[Bobby Bones]

Not familiar.

[Morgan]

That's on Netflix. It's a new Christmas movie with Minka Kelly. I really like her as an actress.

[Bobby Bones]

I met her once. She was dating John Mayer. I went to ACL Live taping when they had. In the building. The small building, like in the PBS station.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

She is so hot.

[Bobby Bones]

She was dating John Mayer.

[Lunchbox]

Goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm a big John Mayer fan. There were like, 70 people there, and she was there and I met her. It was very brief.

[Eddie]

That's.

[Lunchbox]

Was she smoking?

[Bobby Bones]

She was Friday Night Lights, huh?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. Lila Garrity.

[Eddie]

Yeah. She was the booster's daughter. Booster guy's daughter.

[Bobby Bones]

Good.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

She's my girl crush, so I really wanted to watch that. No, I love her.

[Bobby Bones]

I wonder who my boy crush would be.

[Lunchbox]

You shouldn't answer that.

[Amy]

I mean, is it John Mayer?

[Eddie]

That's his own question.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think it's John. It's not John Mayer, but it's got to be Ryan Reynolds at F1. John Mayer and Cat Steckler were finally seen together. They were getting out of van. They're not even hiding it anymore. Good for them.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Your guy crush.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You know, I like Jesse Plemons a lot. That's your guy crush? Well, no, I'm talking through it.

[Lunchbox]

He's Friday Night Lights.

[Bobby Bones]

Also. Jesse Plemons was in Friday Night Lights.

[Lunchbox]

Absolutely.

[Eddie]

Later. Later season.

[Lunchbox]

Landry.

[Eddie]

And he's also Kirsten Dunst's husband.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. So I like him a lot, but. And I don't know if he's my boy crush, but let me think about this.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, Mika Kelly's dating the dude from.

[Bobby Bones]

Who do I see where I'm like, dude, if I was a girl, that would be like, the one I'd want to get with.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I know mine.

[Bobby Bones]

Who is it?

[Eddie]

Gosling?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I just feel like that's so cliche, because I do.

[Eddie]

I mean, I'm just. Is what it is like. And what's crazy is I just enjoy watching his movies.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you feel about Glenn Powell? No, same. I think he's probably a really nice guy. He moved out of la, moved back to Texas. So anytime they ever see him, like paparazzi, he's like, in Austin doing something. Like. He was dancing with some girl.

[Morgan]

Michelle Randolph from Landman.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't. Didn't. I don't watch Landman.

[Eddie]

Who's she? The daughter?

[Morgan]

Yeah, the daughter.

[Bobby Bones]

Is Landman something I should watch?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

I don't think you'd like it.

[Morgan]

Oh, I think you would.

[Eddie]

I don't. That is too cheesy.

[Amy]

How is it cheesy?

[Eddie]

The writing's cheesy. Like Billy Martin is the mom.

[Amy]

Daughter. Speaking of the daughter. That part's a little weird, but it's good.

[Eddie]

Drama, tv.

[Bobby Bones]

James Marsden.

[Morgan]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it is like a hundred. And he looks 35. And he's also funny. He's also a good actor. You don't want to give him the benefit of the doubt of being a good actor because he's so good looking. But like, he. It's James Marsden.

[Morgan]

He can also sing.

[Bobby Bones]

He's 52.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's from Sonic.

[Bobby Bones]

52.

[Amy]

You just said he's a hundred.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but that's. He looks like he's 25.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So 100 just means he's way older than what I think. I don't literally think he's 100. I got Methuselah happening in here.

[Amy]

No, I know. I guess I just.

[Bobby Bones]

In Jury Duty, he was great.

[Lunchbox]

He was really good in that.

[Morgan]

And Sonic in Paradise.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, great in paradise because it was the president. Like, he played like a douchey president, but he was like, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I think James Martin. James Martin is my current boy crush.

[Eddie]

Good man. Good for you.

[Bobby Bones]

Your girl crush is Minka Kelly. Eddie, yours is Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling.

[Amy]

Ryan Gosling.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox is his mirror.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Is what I mean.

[Lunchbox]

Minka Kelly's 45.

[Eddie]

You're a man crush.

[Bobby Bones]

His mirror.

[Amy]

Oh, his mirror.

[Eddie]

Lunchbox. Who's one dude.

[Bobby Bones]

One dude. If you were a girl, you'd be like, I'll be all over it, Johnny Bananas.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know, man. She likes him.

[Eddie]

Probably. He was gonna say probably.

[Lunchbox]

I said, you probably like him. I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, yours.

[Amy]

Is it a girl crush?

[Bobby Bones]

It has to be, because we're all doing our.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Another one would probably be like Val from Dance. Val from Dancing with the Stars, and I can tell you why, but go ahead.

[Amy]

Girl crush. Hmm. Minka Kelly is good, but I, like, Can't take Morgan's. I know I can't. I just. I watched Champagne Problems too, and I thought it was so cute.

[Bobby Bones]

What about. What's that show where she. Dax Shepard's wife?

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. Kristen Bell. I'll take her.

[Bobby Bones]

That seems like if I were a girl, I'd like. I'd love Kristen Bell.

[Amy]

Like, she's very cool. Seems relatable and kind of has an edge. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

It's also pretty. It's like you attracted to her?

[Amy]

I think she's pretty.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah, she's okay.

[Eddie]

Girl next door, it's okay.

[Bobby Bones]

You're out of your mind.

[Lunchbox]

You're so stupid.

[Bobby Bones]

You're out of your mind.

[Eddie]

Kristen Bell, she's hot.

[Bobby Bones]

She's extremely attractive.

[Eddie]

Girl next door.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, you're talking la. You're. You're judging her off Instagrams versus other like models. Instagrams. If she walked in this room, your eyeballs would be like, wow, she's extremely beautiful.

[Eddie]

Kristen Bell.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Huh.

[Eddie]

No, man, she's no Minka Kelly.

[Lunchbox]

Like, you think Gwyneth Paltrow's smoking hot.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

And you think I'm not.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not pitting anyone against anyone. I'm just saying there is a weird standard to where we see pictures of these people that are famous and we start to go, yeah, I don't think they're that hot. When in reality you're just looking at them compared to other celebrities that you're judging as your type.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Other celebrities that are nines and tens or they probably wouldn't have been lifted that anyway, like Hollywood, like for hot people. If she walked in the room, I think you would be. She is so freaking pretty.

[Eddie]

I don't think I would. Okay, who's the guy from Roofman? Who's his name? Channing Tatum? Just guy next door.

[Bobby Bones]

I think you'd meet him and go like, that is a great looking guy.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I think we are desensitized by so many great looking people on screen, on Instagram that we think in those elements but in real life, if you were to see them, I think you would be. You'd have your, your guts would be like, what's happening here? Maybe even with a dude that good looking. You ever met a dude that's so good looking? You're like, that's crazy. Not like you wanted to like Johnny Depp. You met him.

[Eddie]

Crazy. Yeah, dude, that was crazy. I just stared at him like, dang, he's good looking dude.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, because you can tell.

[Lunchbox]

What is wrong with you.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I do. I'm not.

[Eddie]

I was in love with him.

[Bobby Bones]

With him. No, he did.

[Lunchbox]

He said he was speechless because he was so hot.

[Eddie]

Yeah, because you've seen him on tv. I didn't say because he was so hot. You've seen on TV your whole life and you see him in person, you're like, wow. Like, yeah, he is as good looking as he is on tv. That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

There are people just made different than. I'm going to Just put us guys in this makes than us. They're like so good looking. That's weird. Val I was talking about. There's a podcast up today with me and Chris. Kaitlyn Bristow from Bachelor and Dancing with the Stars. It is up today on the Bobby cast. It's excellent. And Val, the crazy thing about Val, first of all, he's the younger brother of Max who was one of the original dancers. But Max is no longer on. Val is. Val was on my season too. Val is a world class dancer, is like the most masculine dude sports fan and also plays the violin at a high level. Whoa. And my point was he does everything that isn't like traditionally masculine and still makes it the coolest. He's freaking dancing and you're like, okay. But he's also like a New York guy and that was like, like whoop your butt and then he'd dance all around you and then pull out the violin and you'd be like, that's a real dude. Yeah. He said he's a dudes dude while doing all the things that dudes dudes usually don't do. Oh, nailed it. The finale is tonight of Dancing with the Stars.

[Amy]

Oh, it's tonight.

[Eddie]

Tonight.

[Bobby Bones]

Too many people in the final. They shouldn't put five in. I get it.

[Eddie]

Who's your.

[Bobby Bones]

Who do you think? I've always thought Robert Aaron was going to win, but now what's being. What's happening is they're starting to compare him to me. Here's what people don't realize and we talk about this in the podcast. On my season, I wasn't the bad one. The big controversy was grocery store Joe. The whole season they were like, when's Joe getting voted off? And Joe was awesome as a person. I loved him. And I shouldn't say bad one, but that's what people call me. But he was the one that was like the Andy. But now that I won, everybody associates me with the bad one.

[Eddie]

Interesting.

[Bobby Bones]

Which is. Yeah, it's kind of crazy to think about because I just have always thought about that until I went back and looked at the season and I was like, oh, I felt bad for Joe. The whole season people were like, gotta kick Joe off. Gotta kick Joe off. They weren't even that way towards me. Only after I won.

[Eddie]

He seemed like a nice guy.

[Bobby Bones]

He was awesome. He was a great dude. Love grocery store Joe. Don't know how really what he was in the Bachelor, everybody liked him.

[Lunchbox]

He was the most likable guy, I guess is what exactly like that end.

[Morgan]

Up Becoming the bachelor.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Morgan]

No, he didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I think maybe he did like Bachelor in Paradise or something.

[Morgan]

Joey Grad Gradazi. Is that not him?

[Bobby Bones]

Is that no different person? Oh, Joey Grazzi or whatever wind up winning the show.

[Morgan]

And he was a bachelor.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Joe Amibale, I think is how you say his name. I could be saying that wrong.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not sure how to say his last name.

[Eddie]

And he worked at a grocery store.

[Lunchbox]

That's why I think he owned a grocery store.

[Amy]

Oh, in Chicago or something.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Ray]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

He's excellent. Excellent person. Really loved him and I hope that doesn't take. I want to say the bad one because I'm the bad one, but. Yeah. So Val would be the other like boy crush. But I got to know him and I really liked him. I'm wearing a necklace today.

[Amy]

It's a bolo.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a bolo. Well, kinda. Well, I got a box. So I. I own part of a professional pickleball team in the major league pickleball association, the Texas Ranchers, which are based in Austin, Texas. And a lot of the owners. One of the owners is Kendra Scott. One of the co owners. One of the co owners is Lil Wayne.

[Eddie]

That's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

And so they made this box and they sent it out to the other owners. And this is a Kendra Scott bolo. But I don't think it's an official bolo for a suit.

[Amy]

No, it's like a necklace that looks like a bolo. Cause it can move up and down like.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And that's a little horse head, like a bolo.

[Bobby Bones]

It's like a. Like a. I don't want to say a longhorn. I'd rather die. But yeah, it's a horse.

[Amy]

It is a horse. I think it's like after. If I remember correctly, Yellow Rose is.

[Bobby Bones]

What it was called on the box.

[Amy]

Yes. Yellow Rose is her sort of more ranchy, cowgirl, cowboy vibe. I think her ranch, her actual ranch is maybe called Yellow Rose.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Thinking it was just gonna be like a. Because I brought Ray a really cool jacket from our pickleball team. And then I brought Open this. And I was like, oh, I'll give this to somebody. And then I was like, oh, I kind of like it. The name. I come in and Amy goes. I have the same exact one. I wore it recently.

[Amy]

Yeah. So that bolo is named after her horse, Bow. And so that's what that represents.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a bow.

[Amy]

There's a name of the horse.

[Bobby Bones]

That's kind of cool, huh?

[Eddie]

It is Cool.

[Bobby Bones]

This is a necklace.

[Eddie]

And I wouldn't think that's like a woman's.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I see. Kind of unisex. And Amy's like, well, I wore one.

[Amy]

Yeah, I mean, I.

[Bobby Bones]

You're kind of being a hater.

[Amy]

I don't think I was. I think I said, oh, I wore that to I heart country last year.

[Bobby Bones]

Tell me that's not kind of a hater. Tell me that's not. That's like passive aggressive hating.

[Amy]

No, that's just me saying, oh, I have that.

[Bobby Bones]

Woman's. What's the red flag? Your friend went on a date with a guy and then he was like, didn't tell her about the kids or something.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Oh.

[Amy]

So they went on a first date, had a really good time. At the beginning of the second date, he said, so I told my kids about you. And she was like, oh, interesting. And he has teenage kids that are very aware and he had a full blown conversation with them about her and their. How they're dating. And this is the. At the beginning of date two. So then she sort of was like, would you classify us as dating? Because a couple dates isn't dating and the second date's not even finished. And she just thought that that might be a little quick, that he was already telling his kids all about her.

[Eddie]

I would think that she would like that.

[Bobby Bones]

I, I think it's all in the ear of the beholder.

[Lunchbox]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

If you don't like the guy or you're leaning a little towards this ain't for me. I think you can, you can go, red flag. I'm gonna go and bail out. I think if you are like, I really like this guy. And I think, wow, the fact that he's sharing that he thinks I'm cool to his adulter kids, if it's a seven year old, it's different.

[Eddie]

So different.

[Amy]

I mean, not, I mean, I would.

[Bobby Bones]

Say like, why would you be telling.

[Eddie]

Your 7 year olds?

[Amy]

Like, I don't think they drive. Yeah. Because they definitely weren't my kids age, but I know they were older, so.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you're right.

[Amy]

Put it at 13. I guess on average, you're right.

[Eddie]

If they, if she liked him, she'd be like, oh, wow, that's so cool. She's telling his kids about me.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

But if she doesn't, she's like, that's weird.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I think if he brings them to dinner or doesn't say anything about having kids until the second date, I think, I don't think this is the reddest of flags. I think it is. All it's gonna do is amplify kind of how you already feel about them.

[Amy]

Right. Which he must be feeling strongly about her.

[Bobby Bones]

Which also can be concerning, too, because people that go hard, hard way early, that can be a concern.

[Eddie]

Or could he just be making that up so she thinks that he's really interested?

[Bobby Bones]

No. If so, I would say not a good strategy.

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Not about the kids.

[Amy]

Yeah. So I told my kids about you, and he's like, making that up.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you don't have to.

[Bobby Bones]

And they drew a picture of us together. And he holds up.

[Amy]

They can't wait to.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie. Oh, Morgan, review your second movie. Oh, yeah. What was Champagne, by the way?

[Morgan]

Champagne problems. Christmas movie. It's in Paris, so I really enjoyed it. It gave me all the Christmas feels. It's definitely cheesy. It's on Netflix. Four out of five trips. And then I'd say Freaky. Or Friday. The one with my guy Chad McElmurray and Lindsay Lohan. It's like the new version of Freaky Friday. And it gave me. I laughed out loud multiple times. I really liked it. 4 out of 5.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know the movie because way back in the day. But John Travolta was Jamie Lee Curtis in Freaky Friday. Yes, I know. Freaky. She was. But she was in Freakier as well. Yep. There's a clip from the 80s. Don't know what movie it was. Movie. Mike may come to you. John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis was. Was a sex symbol. She was really hot when she was younger from, like, scary movies. But there's a movie where they're doing, like, a workout class. Oh, perfect. Where they're, like, in workout clothes and they're, like, jiving like they're not grinding on each other. But he's in little shorts and she's in her thing. And I've seen them interviewed about it, and they're like, we had clothes on, but it was basically porn. And the clip shows up a lot on the Internet. It's not dirty, but it's like they're doing a workout aerobics class. But no, they've said that.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

Because they're doing an aerobics class and she's doing every little hip thrust, and he's like, right in front of her watch, and he's doing the same exact hip thrust. So it's also become a meme. But I've never seen the movie. But to see Jamie Lee Curtis young, it's kind of Crazy.

[Eddie]

Yeah. She's really young. In Halloween.

[Bobby Bones]

It is called Perfect. Yeah, that's it. It's got a low score on the old rotten tomato meeting.

[Eddie]

Never seen it.

[Morgan]

I know what clip you're talking about, though.

[Bobby Bones]

And it is. It goes hard, right? Yeah.

[Morgan]

I mean, it may as well not.

[Bobby Bones]

Be safe for work, but it's very safe because they're just in a class. You're right. Yeah. If you guys haven't seen it, I would encourage you not, because then your whole algorithm messed up.

[Eddie]

If you watch it, don't stay on it too long.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

No, I thought I'd be watching the Jonas Brothers Christmas, but I haven't started yet.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw it. I saw a commercial for it.

[Eddie]

It looks so good.

[Ray]

It looks pretty good.

[Bobby Bones]

It looks like Home Alone, kind of. Not with the home and not with the alone, but with them traveling to get back somewhere.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's breaking down. They can't get back to Christmas.

[Bobby Bones]

They're like in the woods, finding the wolf. They're like. Was it good?

[Ricky Sanchez]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I mean, it's super cheesy. It's super cheesy.

[Eddie]

Well, that's good, though. That's what you expect.

[Morgan]

And there is singing. I didn't know that was gonna happen.

[Bobby Bones]

It kind of threw me. Were you gonna say, don't spoil it?

[Eddie]

No. Well, I was gonna say, you know, like, don't trash it, because I still want to see it.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I would watch it.

[Amy]

It's.

[Morgan]

If you like the Jonas Brothers, you'll like it.

[Bobby Bones]

I think when you watch that, it's going to be so cheesy. And if it's not, you're disappointed.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. I just didn't want her to trash and be like, don't watch that, because I've been looking forward to it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, well, watch Frankenstein.

[Eddie]

Like I said earlier, it's so good.

[Bobby Bones]

It's freaking awesome. Age of Disclosure.

[Eddie]

Probably not gonna watch that one. Amy's gonna watch it, though.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. That seems a little weird.

[Amy]

Well, Bobby said he was gonna pay for it.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll pay for it.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Just out of principle, because then you'll feel guilted to watch it.

[Eddie]

Is this an investment?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I just want to watch. But here's the thing. You're not gonna be able to watch it full. Why? You couldn't watch.

[Amy]

I watched Champagne Problems all the way through.

[Bobby Bones]

What was it called?

[Eddie]

Which one? Task.

[Bobby Bones]

Task. You couldn't watch Task without getting distracted. And that's like a plus show. So I wanna. I'm gonna Venmo you the money to Watch it. This is just out of principle. I know you don't need the money and I don't need to give you the money. But if I pay the 25 bucks.

[Amy]

What's it called again?

[Bobby Bones]

Age of disclosure?

[Amy]

Age of.

[Bobby Bones]

It's got like 90% of rotten tomatoes. Or we can look it up now.

[Amy]

And it's on Amazon.

[Bobby Bones]

To buy, it's $24.99. I need you to buy it because if you rent it, you'll not finish it in a day and then it'll just go away. Rotten tomatoes, 94%.

[Eddie]

The rental is 48 hours, isn't it?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Or is it 24?

[Bobby Bones]

Mike, I don't run it because I don't. Trust me. Usually. 48.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Two days, I pay. Okay, so watch it. In three parts, okay? That'll be like 45 minutes apart.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And I don't even care when you do. We can talk about it once. The holidays, Even when Christmas is over.

[Amy]

Guys, I can get this in.

[Eddie]

Your track record disagrees.

[Bobby Bones]

That's why we want to put you in the best scenario to succeed. There's not one tinfoil hat wearing person in the whole documentary.

[Eddie]

There's not no green monsters or there's.

[Bobby Bones]

No like conspiracy theorists. They don't allow them. There's the Secretary of State. There's.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but they can be wacko too, man.

[Bobby Bones]

There's 30 year Air Force commanders. There's astrophysicists who.

[Eddie]

You act like those guys are all.

[Bobby Bones]

Normal, but when you put 30 of them in, you didn't watch it. How can you say what I'm acting like when you haven't watched what I've seen?

[Eddie]

Because what are they talking about?

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of it is the science that we don't have that they have documented. Like I mentioned, the fastest plane we have is an SR71. It goes 4,000 miles an hour. They have documented evidence of this thing going over 40,000 miles an hour with no heat signature. There's no combustion. We do not have. No one has that technology. I have a theory.

[Eddie]

No heat signature. As in, it's not.

[Bobby Bones]

There's no. None fuel burning or anything. None.

[Eddie]

So it could be like an angel. Sure. Flying through the sky.

[Bobby Bones]

None. So here's my theory. And I don't own all of this theory. And someone else may also have this theory that I haven't heard about. And I'm going to move off this I've heard before, it could be us in the future coming back to protect us. Because a lot of this, you're going to see too is over nuclear facilities. It's almost all of it. It's like they're keeping us from eradicating the earth of ourselves. My theory is it's us from the future and they know if we die, they're dead. Back to the future style. Because if we nuclear bomb all of our. The future part I did not make up. I've come to the conclusion in my own mind of creating funny scenarios that that part is. I think it's that we've come back from the future and they're keeping us from using nuclear weapons against each other. Not because they're worried about us, but because if we blow each other up and we all die, they're immediately dead because they didn't even get born.

[Eddie]

That's why I'm back to the future of the picture erases.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly.

[Eddie]

It was brother and sister.

[Bobby Bones]

And if that's been a theory, I didn't steal it. I just kind of came up with the same idea. I don't think it's that out of the future Things been said before, Marty, but they also talk about why they can't disclose a lot of it because it's an arms race with.

[Eddie]

That sounds crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Recover technology. And if Russia and China know what we don't have, they could use what they do have against us. But if they don't know what we have, they might think we have more than them, so they don't launch bombs at us.

[Eddie]

Amy, I asked Bobby the other day, I'm like, do you have anyone to talk to about all this? He's like, no.

[Bobby Bones]

I did last night for the first time.

[Eddie]

Who? Josie's husband?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no. But I sent it. I told him to watch it.

[Eddie]

I feel.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I got a text.

[Eddie]

That sucks, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

That's okay.

[Eddie]

You have no one to talk to.

[Bobby Bones]

I have no one to talk to about it. I can show you.

[Eddie]

Why don't you all think that's funny?

[Amy]

Well, I'm about to have to watch it.

[Eddie]

Look, that's why he's paying. You watch.

[Bobby Bones]

Exactly.

[Lunchbox]

He needs someone to chat with.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, it's like, oh my gosh, look, 8:06pm yesterday. It came across just out of nowhere. Have you watched Age of Disclosure yet?

[Eddie]

Who is that?

[Bobby Bones]

I said, as soon as it was available. I've been waiting forever for that thing to come out. Wild stuff. I said, did you finish? He goes, yup, it's Brett.

[Eddie]

Okay. That's who I get.

[Bobby Bones]

So we texted him back and forth.

[Lunchbox]

Like an hour about it.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, Brett, it's crazy. Man, it's crazy.

[Eddie]

But he's on tour, so.

[Bobby Bones]

No, not until after Thanksgiving.

[Eddie]

Oh, so you have a few days.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

To talk to him about it.

[Bobby Bones]

His first show was in Nashville Friday after Thanksgiving. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Okay. Oh, I gotta wait to finish this. Eddie, did you do Tuesday reviews?

[Eddie]

Yeah, man. I'm gonna watch the Jones Brothers.

[Amy]

He doesn't have any.

[Bobby Bones]

But you don't have anything.

[Eddie]

Nah.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Mike, it's all Wicked for good.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, what's up? Not as good as the first one, but still probably my second favorite musical. Does it conclude Wicked fully? Yeah, it's done. So is it in theaters? In theaters. Is it on stream?

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, when it's on stream, would you mind letting me know? Then I'll watch them both. This one will probably be three months because it's gonna make a lot of money. Okay. Eddie and Mike have told me that that Hamburglar movie is out on streaming now, and I want to watch that.

[Eddie]

It's called Roofman.

[Bobby Bones]

Uh huh.

[Eddie]

And he robbed some McDonald's, but he's not a Hamburglar.

[Bobby Bones]

You know who else robbed hamburgers? The Hamburglar. He like, lives in the roof. True story.

[Eddie]

No, no, no. He breaks in through the roof, but then he lives in a Toys R Us.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm confused on the story, but I'm up to.

[Eddie]

And just. Yeah, it's awesome. True story.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I'm in to watch. All right, I think that's it for now. You guys good? Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna hook Ricky up with Reed.

[Eddie]

That's gonna help her a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

That'll be good. I'll get the. I just have to remember. I'm gonna make a note. Buy them some software. Software is expensive. That's like a couple thousand bucks.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

For like good software. And then you constantly gotta, like, update it.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

And like, pay new. I have so many licenses that I have to pay for for this stuff. Hey, that's where they get you.

[Eddie]

It's all the in game purchases.

[Bobby Bones]

I always got to buy the coins. All right, thank you, guys. I have a new Bobby Cast update with Kaitlyn Bristow that you can check out. We talked and played some clips of it in part one. Amy, you have a new podcast up today.

[Amy]

Yes, it's Feeling Things with Amy and Kat and it's called stop saying let me know what you need. You can say these things and set.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, give me one example.

[Amy]

Eight different things. Like instead of if someone's going through something, instead of just being like, hey, well, let me know if you need anything which I'm so guilty of doing. At times you may be more direct and just say, hey, I'm going to the grocery store today. Send me a list and I'll drop it off.

[Ricky Sanchez]

Or I like that.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't spoil all of them because I want people to go hear your okay.

[Amy]

Yeah, but they're simple things and it's.

[Bobby Bones]

A way to like, she's spoiling her own stuff now.

[Amy]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, classic Amy. Classic.

[Amy]

It's just, you know, a way to lighten the load for someone if they're overwhelmed. They're likely not gon ask you for help. But if you want to be of help, like how to just be more proactive and assertive about it.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you guys. We will see you tomorrow. Obviously we will not be working on Thursday because that is Thanksgiving. So we'll see tomorrow though, we will be here. Lainey Wilson on tomorrow's show. That'd be good. All right, bye everybody. This episode of the Bobby Bone show is brought to you by Chase Sapphire Reserve. Traveling is one of life's greatest joys. Honestly, can anything be more exhilarating? Yeah, it can. With Chase Sapphire Reserve, it's your getaway to the world's most captivating destinations. First, you'll earn eight times points on all purchases through Chase Travel and the card gets you into the Sapphire Lounge by the club at select airports nationwide and access to one of a kind experiences. Whether you are booking a once in a lifetime trip or your next weekend escape, discover more with Chase sapphire [e-mail] Sapphire Reserve cards issued by JP Morgan Chase Bank NA member FDIC subject to credit approval terms apply. Military life is not predictable, but earning your Master's degree can be. With American Military University's 40 + flexible online master's programs, you can stay mission ready while you get market ready. Learn anywhere, anytime with an education built to keep pace steady, reliable and always accessible. Plus, military service members, veterans and their families can save up to 45% on master's tuition with AMU special rates and grants. Learn more at Amu Apus Edu Amu Apus Edu Amu steady through every mission, Let massage envy help you slay your holiday gift list of season now through December 31, 2025. Get a free 20 promo card when you buy 100 in gift cards in location terms apply. See Franchise Location for details. Make sure your holiday to do list includes some me time so you can unwind with a therapeutic massage, stretch session or professional skin care service. Like a refreshing facial focused on a specific skin concern book yours [e-mail] this is an ad by BetterHelp. We've all had that epic rideshare experience halfway through your best friends and they know your aspirations to go find yourself in Portugal. It's human we're all looking for someone to listen, but not everyone is equipped to help. With over a decade of experience, BetterHelp matches you with the right therapist. See why they have a 4.9 rating out of 1.7 million client session reviews? Visit betterhelp.com for 10% off your first month.

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