TUES PT 2: Savannah Guthrie Epstein Connection? + Bobby And Eddie’s V-Day Date + Lunchbox Has A ‘Bag Of Worms’ In Testicle

Summary

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The Bobby Bones Show: February 10, 2026

Episode: TUES PT 2: Savannah Guthrie Epstein Connection? + Bobby And Eddie’s V-Day Date + Lunchbox Has a ‘Bag Of Worms’ In Testicle

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Overview

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show takes listeners through a whirlwind of current events, pop culture, and deeply personal moments. The cast discusses the ongoing mystery of Savannah Guthrie’s missing mother (and its wild conspiracy theories), the latest developments in the Jeffrey Epstein/Ghislaine Maxwell investigations, quirky Olympic stories, a lighthearted Valentine's Day dinner plan between Bobby and Eddie, and a hilariously graphic health update from Lunchbox (involving his “bag of worms”). The trademark Bobby Bones blend of irreverence and real talk runs throughout, with plenty of memorable quotes and laughter, but also some genuine frustration, support, and reflection.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Savannah Guthrie’s Missing Mother: True Crime, Media, and Conspiracies

• [02:33] The team introduces Savannah Guthrie’s emotional video plea regarding her missing mother, Nancy Guthrie, who was reportedly kidnapped in Tucson, AZ.
• [03:10] The hosts critique the overabundance of “experts” providing wild speculation on TV news, pointing out how misinformation spreads and conspiracy theories take hold.
  • "There are too many experts now about this, people who really know nothing...they're looking for people to fill time." — Bowen Yang
• [03:44] Amy admits she “went down” the rabbit hole of Epstein-linked conspiracy theories, noting disturbing social media rumors:
  • “They were like, well, she was mentioned in the Epstein files…but as a reporter who interviewed survivors.” — Amy
• [04:40] They reflect on Nancy Grace's (“back from the dead”) theory that the perpetrator is local, while discussing ransom notes and the lack of suspects—with concern over media rushing to accuse family members.
• [06:28] The group questions digital evidence issues—such as a ring camera audio remaining while video is missing, expressing skepticism about technology gaps in a “surveillance state.”
• [07:34] Lunchbox mentions sighting the son-in-law (a focal point for suspicion), and the conversation pivots to how media scrutiny affects families.
• [08:53] Debate over legal responsibility and media ethics arises:
  • "You can sue for anything, anytime, even if you're in the wrong..." — Bowen Yang
• [09:39] Morgan and the team discuss the lack of ransom payment: Savannah’s insistence on proof of life, fears of scammers, and the reality that the public knows little.

2. Epstein, Maxwell, and the Power of Blackmail

• [10:43] Conversation veers into the latest Epstein/Maxwell news stemming from Maxwell’s congressional deposition where she repeatedly “pleads the fifth.”
  • “She just would be like... she read a whole statement every time. Just say, I plead the fifth.” — Bowen Yang [11:08]
• [11:23] Amy and Bowen criticize Maxwell’s manipulation and lack of remorse, reflecting on her upbringing with a notorious father.
• [13:40] New suspicious details about Epstein’s death come to light—mismatched dates in files and FBI deletion of security footages, fueling further speculation:
  • “The FBI purposefully deleted the footage from inside the cell.” — Bowen Yang
  • "Oh yeah, there's not an ounce of me that thinks he killed himself. Not even an ounce." — Amy [14:36]
  • "I think he's alive." — Bowen Yang [14:39]
• [16:04] Amy describes Epstein’s global network, calling him a “hyper fixer,” tying together conspiracy, power structures, blackmail, and the far-reaching ripple effects.
• [17:25] The hosts review Epstein’s origins as a math/physics teacher and meteoric, sketchy career ascent.

3. Winter Olympics & Medals Mishaps

• [21:05] Morgan reports that Olympic medals are breaking (more specifically, medal ribbons), drawing laughter and incredulity from the crew.
  • "So one of the downhill skiers, Breezy Johnson, said, don't jump in your medal." — Morgan
  • They discuss medal costs and durability: gold ($2,300), bronze ($500).

4. Cardi B, Super Bowl, and Celebrity Gossip

• [22:15] Lunchbox reports Cardi B went live on Instagram confirming she’s single after relationship drama, tied to a multimillion-dollar Super Bowl party and allegations around her ex.
• [24:01] Fun riffing about next year’s Super Bowl falling on Valentine’s Day and logistical jokes about restaurant reservations.

5. Super Bowl Broadcast Oddities and the NFL’s Global Push

• [25:45+] The team spotlights inconsistencies in the Super Bowl halftime pre-recordings (“missing shoes”), and pokes fun at new streaming platforms like Rumble.
• [28:41] Discussion on how the NFL prioritizes spectacle for “non-football” fans, and details about upcoming NFL international games—raising questions about time zones and logistics:
  • “Everything’s about making money. The NFL is a business, an apolitical business.” — Bowen Yang [29:52]

6. Bobby and Eddie’s “Valentine’s Double Date”

• [34:49] The group laughs about Bobby and Eddie’s upcoming Valentine’s Day double date with their wives, complete with ribbing over who picks up the check.
  • "You mean you're taking the wives to dinner?" — Lunchbox
  • "If Bobby pays...he took your wife to dinner for Valentine's Day." — Lunchbox [35:00]
  • "100%." — Eddie, jokingly embracing the idea

7. Men’s Grooming Trends and Personal Care

• [36:08] Quick stats about men becoming more attentive to grooming and specific products. The crew admits to minimal routines, teasing each other about beauty standards and vitamins.

8. Lunchbox’s “Bag Of Worms” Saga

• [40:16+] The episode’s most memorable and comedic segment: Lunchbox gives a detailed, graphic update on his ongoing mysterious testicular pain.
  • Describes it as “a bag of worms” or “spaghetti noodles,” with size analogies ranging from marbles to walnuts and kiwis.
  • Amy quickly Google-diagnoses his symptoms as a varicocele (enlarged scrotal veins), reading clinical descriptions that match Lunchbox’s complaints.
  • "Feeling veins in your testicle, often described as a bag of worms, is commonly a varicocele...enlarged veins in the scrotum." — Amy [44:08]
  • The crew jokes about showing photos, joining Facebook groups, and trying various treatments (supportive underwear suggested).
  • The hilarity continues with Lunchbox’s refusal to join a “support group” and comic misunderstanding of male anatomy illustrations.
  • "I have a sample...no, not bringing in a sample!" — Lunchbox
  • "You need support. The emotional and mental toll it must be taking on you." — Amy [47:30]
• [51:10+] Amy and the team urge Lunchbox to bring up “varicocele” at his next doctor appointment, referencing medical diagrams and support forums.

9. Retirement Savings in America

• [52:46] Lunchbox introduces a survey showing the average American has only $955 in retirement savings, amid mutual self-deprecation for being “normal Americans” (despite previously being mocked for lack of savings).
  • "We are being publicly shamed, telling how stupid we are, but we are the normal American." — Lunchbox [53:04]
  • Bobby clarifies they only rib Lunchbox and Eddie about retirement because they talk constantly about retiring without saving for it.

10. Amy’s Emotional Support Segment

• [56:10] Amy teases her upcoming “Feeling Things” podcast episode: replacing the phrase “It’ll be okay” with more helpful responses for those facing difficulties — especially relevant after Lunchbox’s health talk.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "There are too many experts now about this, people who really know nothing, and they're just adding their opinions..." — Bowen Yang [03:10]
• "She was mentioned in the Epstein files...as a reporter who interviewed survivors." — Amy [03:47]
• "There's not an ounce of me that thinks he killed himself. Not even an ounce." — Amy [14:36]
• "He just would be like, read a whole statement every time. Just say, I plead the fifth." — Bowen Yang [11:08]
• "Feeling veins in your testicle, often described as a bag of worms, is commonly a varicocele..." — Amy [44:08]
• "You need support. The emotional and mental toll it must be taking on you." — Amy [47:30]
• "We are being publicly shamed...but we are the normal American." — Lunchbox [53:04]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [02:33] Savannah Guthrie addresses her mother's abduction and launches into wild speculation/conspiracy accusations.
• [10:43] Recap of latest Epstein/Maxwell legal news — Maxwell pleads the fifth, FBI footage deletion, Epstein death doubts.
• [21:05] Olympic medals breaking and discussion about manufacturing/medal value.
• [22:15] Cardi B’s breakup and Super Bowl party drama.
• [34:49] Bobby and Eddie’s Valentine’s Day dinner plans.
• [40:16] <mark>Lunchbox’s “bag of worms” testicle segment — symptoms, group diagnosis, laughter, and medical advice.</mark>
• [52:46] American retirement savings survey and the cast’s financial self-examination.
• [56:10] Preview: Amy’s alternative to “It’ll be okay” for supporting others.

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Conclusion

This episode is a classic example of The Bobby Bones Show’s signature mix: thoughtful (albeit skeptical) discussions on true crime and conspiracy, unfiltered pop culture commentary, hilarious personal anecdotes (especially Lunchbox’s medical saga), and moments of supportive friendship. Whether you’re drawn to true crime, celebrity gossip, sports oddities, or just want to hear a group of friends tease each other about retirement and testicular health—this episode is packed with candid conversation, unfiltered humor, and just enough heart to keep things grounded.

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Transcript

[Amy]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Amy]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Amy]

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[Eddie]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Amy]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Amy]

Keep coming up.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay, so here's the new video that she posted.

[Savannah Guthrie]

I just want to say, first of all, thank you so much for all of the prayers and the love that we have felt. My sister and brother and I, we believe Our mom is still out there. She was taken, and we don't know where. So I'm coming on just to ask you, not just for your prayers, but no matter where you are, even if you're far from Tucson, if you see anything, you hear anything, if there's anything at all that seems strange to you, that you report to law enforcement. We are at an hour of desperation, and we need your help.

[Bowen Yang]

There are a lot of problems. One of the problems for me is there are too many experts now about this, people who really know nothing, and they're just adding their opinions now because they're looking for people to fill time to talk about this because it's getting ratings. And so now people are like, I don't know. I've watched a lot of crime documentaries, and this just doesn't track, John. Like, they're on the news going, like, don't find anybody to talk about this stuff. They're like, I don't know if it's a kidnapper now. Seems like it's something more sinister. I think it's connected to Epstein. Like, people are saying all kinds of crap.

[Amy]

Oh, that's a rabbit hole. That ended up. Well, I ended up going down, but then I had to stop because I.

[Bowen Yang]

Was like, oh, so you went down. The Epstein connected to Savannah got the rabbit hole. Tell me more.

[Amy]

Okay, well, that's the stuff that was popping up on my feed that I told you felt really, really dark and twisted and mess. I'm like, what if these two things are related? Like, that's just crazy because they were like, well, she was mentioned in the Epstein files, and who was? Savannah. But as a reporter who.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes, yes.

[Amy]

Interviewed. Not as a.

[Bowen Yang]

Because she had interviewed victims.

[Amy]

Survivors. Yes. So.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, no, don't, Eddie, don't. No, no, no, no.

[Eddie]

Hold on. Savannah interviewed survivors, and so.

[Bowen Yang]

But so did 50 other people. Yeah, but they're not going to go abduct her.

[Amy]

They're like, well, if you're looking to make a distraction.

[Eddie]

Dang.

[Amy]

And she's a public.

[Bowen Yang]

This is the problem.

[Amy]

I know it's a problem. And I'm like, how? I don't know. Yeah, Yeah, I did watch down it a little bit.

[Bowen Yang]

Nancy Grace, back from the dead on the news yesterday, Same haircut and all. And she was on talking about. She's basically saying that whomever it is, she believes it's from that area because they have a relationship with that news station. I think it's kold.

[Eddie]

They're the ones that keep getting the ransom. Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

They're like, you Go to what you know and what you're comfortable with. And she's just laying it out there.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Bowen Yang]

It's crazy.

[Eddie]

So they've got nothing.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, we don't know what they have.

[Amy]

I hope they have something, but they.

[Bowen Yang]

May have nothing because like, we don't.

[Eddie]

Know if Savannah's coming out saying like, I need your help and you know, the public's help. Usually that's kind of like we need something.

[Amy]

She said an hour of desperation.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. What you hope hasn't happened is that some crypto scammers are posing as they have her mom saying, give us money, but they really don't have her mom and her mom is somewhere dead. But also they're saying there was super sensitive information in these letters and luckily we're not able to see them. We shouldn't see them. It's probably how they know they're real by how sensitive the information is. But also it's very easy sometimes to get very sensitive information if you do the right kind of hacking.

[Eddie]

Have they gotten into the disconnection of the ring camera, like and how early? But the video should be somewhere, right?

[Amy]

They said they're still working on it.

[Bowen Yang]

Completely disconnected. They can hear audio, but they see nothing.

[Eddie]

Wow. Just don't know how that's possible with like everything going to servers. You know, you can disconnect it. You can. Unless you have access to that account. Then you can delete videos.

[Bowen Yang]

But yeah, you would think somebody else's cam across the street, down the street, anywhere. Or again, we live in a surveillance state where you don't think the government has cameras up everywhere.

[Amy]

I know. I just wonder like her property looks. It's hard to tell in pictures, but it's big.

[Bowen Yang]

It's big.

[Eddie]

So.

[Amy]

But also where the neighbor is, somebody.

[Bowen Yang]

Fully covered head to toe in all black. It's also kind of hard to tell who that is. Yeah, you can see some things like height, weight, things like that and make your best guesses, but yeah. Savannah Guthrie's mother has. Nancy Guthrie has entered the second week with no suspects identified that we know of. The 84 year old was dropped off at her Tucson, Arizona home the night of January 31st and reported missing around noon the next day. Authorities described the case as a possible kidnapping and ransom style. Notes have been sent to news outlets, though investigators are still working to determine their origin. Have we seen the son in law at all? The one that they have said is a suspect by they. I think Ashley Banfield was the anchor who said, I have a Lot of sources, a lot of contacts in the FBI. They are saying the son in law is the number one suspect. Have we seen him at all?

[Lunchbox]

Yes, I saw him and his wife in a car.

[Amy]

So they were okay?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, like after that. Like it was like a couple days after and it was like they break cover for the first time. They look down trodden or something like that.

[Bowen Yang]

And I was like, yeah, probably because our freaking moms.

[Lunchbox]

I was like, are they supposed to look excited?

[Amy]

Right.

[Lunchbox]

So, yeah, it was weird.

[Bowen Yang]

Have we seen him since that I haven't. Because you know what? Alleviate that pressure is him going out being like, I'm right here, I don't have her.

[Eddie]

I don't know. It's bizarre.

[Bowen Yang]

It is.

[Amy]

Holly, it's got to be hard if it's like your mom missing and then your husband becomes this. I mean, they said everybody in her orbit is a suspect. And I get that you're looking into anybody that knew her and family close. So you have to be like, okay, I, I too, I'm the daughter, but I'm also a suspect. Okay, but. But then do you kind of look at your husband? You're like, but what if.

[Lunchbox]

Hold on, hold on. Can I just say we are believing this one, lady?

[Eddie]

No one.

[Amy]

I'm not believing.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't the only one. That's what I'm saying.

[Lunchbox]

So if he is never a suspect, can this dude sue her pants off?

[Bowen Yang]

You can sue for anything, anytime, even if you're in the wrong. So could he sue? Yes. Her saying, according to her sources he is a suspect probably gets her off the hook of saying he did it. I think there's a big difference, man.

[Lunchbox]

Because that's pretty dirty to.

[Amy]

The truth is.

[Bowen Yang]

But I don't think she's just throwing. I think she has people that are involved that are giving her that information. That's what reporters do.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

All right. I mean, I just wondered.

[Bowen Yang]

But there's a long history of people being wrong about this though.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And think of the drama that follows it. Like one, it's not him. Right. Or it's not any of the family members. And everyone's thinking like, man, I'm going to be honest, I thought it was you for a long time. And you can't trust anyone that's like.

[Amy]

In the Elizabeth, smart. Like the uncle. You're kind of like, yeah, something's off about him. Like the media is like, yeah, he's acting weird. So then you're looking at it, you're like, he's acting weird.

[Eddie]

Well, you watched his interviews and stuff. And like, he's acting weird.

[Amy]

I thought he was acting, but I mean, I. I thought he was acting even more weird because I was being told that he's acting weird.

[Eddie]

True.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, you're right about that. Savannah Guthrie believe their mom is still alive, though.

[Morgan]

You know, what I don't understand is didn't she says she would pay the ransom, but they didn't pay.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

So you guys saw an update on that. They like said in the video, we'll pay for it. But then.

[Amy]

But they want proof of life.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes.

[Morgan]

And they're not getting proof of life is not. Well, as far as.

[Bowen Yang]

From what we know, there's a lot of stuff being kept from us for the reason of. If people know everything, they'll use that against them. There are a lot of bad people out there, bad actors, that if they know sensitive information, they can use it to get some money from them, even though they have nothing to do with it. So from what I know, they haven't given any money. But also from what I know, the kidnappers, we'll call them, that hasn't. They haven't shown any proof of life. But Savannah Guthrie is also saying she thinks her mom is still alive. There's a reason that she would say that, that we don't know. So mostly we just don't know anything. But it is still going, which is crazy. And you would think if she was just in some basement in Tucson, they'd have found her by now. Yeah, they're going around to houses. So there you go. That's the update there. Amy, what's your story?

[Amy]

Well, in lighter news.

[Bowen Yang]

Can't really. Well, if you want to go darker, I can update you on some Epstein stuff.

[Amy]

Well, that my story. Well, because I watched the. Rewatched the Galene Filthy Rich thing on Netflix, and so she's top of mind for me. But also, she had a deposition yesterday before the House oversight committee, and it's so annoying because she pled the fifth, which you obviously have the right to do.

[Bowen Yang]

Can I say this about her pleading the fifth? It was so annoying because she did the whole thing.

[Amy]

So annoying.

[Bowen Yang]

She just would be like. She read a whole statement every time. Just say, I plead the fifth.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know, but she sucks.

[Bowen Yang]

She's a terrible person. The fact they've let her in a lighter prison sucks. She trafficked children. But what annoyed me really bad yesterday was what you're talking about. She read a whole statement every time they asked her a question.

[Amy]

So frustrating. And she's like, look, I'll say more if I'm granted clemency, which is also freaking annoying.

[Bowen Yang]

She wants to be pardoned.

[Amy]

So then it's like, oh, my God, she gets pardoned.

[Bowen Yang]

We riot.

[Amy]

Can any part of you just want to do the right thing?

[Bowen Yang]

Well, no. Not someone who's done the wrong thing at that level. They never want to do the right thing for the sake of doing the right thing. Or they'd done the right thing years ago.

[Amy]

True. And, like, she was brought up in a situation. Like in the documentary, I was reminded of how horrible her father was. So it's not like one day she just woke up and decided to be a monster. Like, she was raised by a real piece of work.

[Lunchbox]

So, like, her father.

[Amy]

Yeah, He's. He's just Was overall not a good person.

[Lunchbox]

Got it. Like, she was abused or she just.

[Amy]

Some people say that they believe she could have been, but I don't. I'm not here to say that he did that, but he's just not a good person at all. And I forgot he disappeared off a boat in the sea. His yacht just fell overboard.

[Bowen Yang]

Finger quotes for those that are just listening. Maybe hit you with the finger quotes.

[Eddie]

Like, Amy doesn't believe that story.

[Amy]

I don't. I don't know. But it really is bizarre. And he had, like, so much money, but then, upon death, realized that he had, like, stolen millions, like, tons of money from his company and pinched him.

[Bowen Yang]

Didn't you want to punch her in the face when she just kept.

[Amy]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm looking at a video right now. I have pulled up, and yeah, she's like, I invoke my fifth Amendment. And it's like, yeah, I don't know. I just wish, like, a little light swish would go off of, like, you know what? I did years and years and years worth of damage to people. And we've got to start calling them. Thank you, Bobby, for saying children. We have to stop saying underaged women.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, they're true.

[Amy]

Underage women as a child. It's psychology when you're wanting to refer to it as underage women.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. And they weren't having sex with underage women. They were raping kids.

[Amy]

Exactly. So, like, pick a lane. Like, is it an underage woman or a child? It's a child. So just be careful with your language.

[Bowen Yang]

Sex with the child is rape.

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Amy]

And you're a predator and you're sick.

[Bowen Yang]

But the reason that she's saying that she's not gonna give any information. This is her last leverage.

[Amy]

I know it is.

[Bowen Yang]

So that's why.

[Amy]

I know it is, but I guess I'm just hopeful for, like, one ounce of humanity in her. Be like, you know what? I may spend the rest of my life in jail, but at least I'm now going to choose to do the right thing and share the truth.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm not conspiracy guy, but when enough data is presented that creates an alternative outcome. I will listen. So a couple things were revealed yesterday. Number one, the date that he died was not the date they said he died in the files. They said he died a day before written. And not even just they messed up the date. They even said it was like a. I think it was like a Friday. They said the day and the date. So they didn't do the right day, but the wrong date. It wasn't like a mess up there. They said he died a day before. Secondly, in the files, they showed that the FBI deleted. Purposefully deleted the footage from inside the cell. Purposefully. The FBI purposefully deleted the footage from inside the cell. There was also.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, there's not an ounce of me that thinks he killed himself. Not even announced.

[Bowen Yang]

I think he's alive.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Bowen Yang]

They killed him.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Amy]

Oh, I thought he was. I just. Yeah, I didn't think about that part. Yeah, that could be very. That could be the case also. Or he was murdered.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, none of me thinks he killed himself. Yeah, none of.

[Amy]

Yeah, no, I'm just clarifying, like, none of me.

[Bowen Yang]

But I think now, because there was a guy on 4chan who. And that's basically Reddit, but darker. Right, Mike? Yeah, that's good description. Yeah. Who said, hey, I'll do this anonymously. There was like a weird van that came up. They did a little switch off. So they went back and tracked it and invested. Investigated who it was. It was a guy who worked at the prison. He saw it, they found out it was him. They investigated him, but he shouldn't have shared the information. Turns out it was probably true. Came up, did a real switcheroo with the van, came at a different time, picked up the, quote, person or body. There's all of this. We've been lied to so much.

[Amy]

It's wild how connected Epstein was. So he didn't have a college. If you're. If you're having trouble wrapping your head around what Bobby's saying, that he might be alive and that people are. Would go through that lengths for a man. He was so globally connected, which is crazy.

[Bowen Yang]

And he had so much on everybody. He had so much information on the bad things they were doing, they could protect him. He could blackmail them easily.

[Amy]

Right. And I was watching Moshe Mo news. He did an interview with this woman that had interviewed Epstein years ago. Has been following him ever since. Like she was told when I think she worked for a magazine in New York or some newspaper. I needed to do a feature on this Epstein guy. He's, you know, popping up everywhere. So it's supposed to be sort of like a. A piece on introducing him to the world. But she determined in her research, like, this is like, he's like, not a. A good guy. But anyway, she's an expert on him. Been following him forever. And like, she referred to him as what you call a hyper fixer between countries. So, like, if there's a big meeting that needs to happen or an introduction leaders official, like, they would go to Epstein to create the meeting to fix a global problem. Which is so crazy because. Yeah. How did he. He just was a master manipulator on all levels. Not just children and girls, but business people too.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. He was able to manipulate because he had blackmail on everybody.

[Amy]

Yeah. I think even to start how the relationships that he started. He just was really, really manipulative, but charming, and people just would believe him.

[Eddie]

What did he do for a living?

[Bowen Yang]

Well, he. First, he didn't even finish college, and he got a job as a teacher without a degree. And so he did that like a middle school teacher. I think he was a.

[Amy]

No, math.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, he was like a physics teacher. And then he got a job after that at Bear Stearns again. Then he got massive clients.

[Eddie]

What is that?

[Bowen Yang]

He was definitely money.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay.

[Bowen Yang]

Like financial sector. I was going to read this real quick. August 29th. Excuse me. August 2019. Hours before major news outlets first reported that Epstein had died in federal custody, an anonymous 4chan poster posted detailed claims about his death. And including medical details and timing, the 4chan message appeared to suggest that Epstein disappeared earlier under circumstances that did not match the official narrative. At the time, nobody knew who the poster was. After a massive release of department DOJ files, some online chatter had resurfaced about this anonymous post. Some social media users and conspiracy communities are claiming the person who posted on 4chan was a prison staffer named Roberto Mgrijalva, allegedly a lieutenant at the Metropolitan Correctional center where Epstein was held. These claims tie his name to bank records and subpoenas the researchers say were parts of efforts to identify who made the original post. So they basically tracked it to this guy who was able to see what was happening because he Was there, and he posted anonymously, and what he saw did not match what happened. Now they're realizing what he saw is probably what happened, and they lied about it the whole time. And the fact the FBI went in and deleted all of it, who knows what happened?

[Amy]

But is it deleted?

[Bowen Yang]

Probably.

[Amy]

Somebody didn't keep a probably copy somewhere.

[Bowen Yang]

I would think it's really.

[Eddie]

Delete Elite, make sure it's deleted. Deleted.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. We're so lied to all the time about everything.

[Amy]

Yeah. And also, so her deposition was. The hearing was yesterday. And then they started reviewing the unredacted versions.

[Bowen Yang]

So last night, I know. I watched Massey talk about it. And that sultan, he just said he's in it. He's the one that was at the torture video. He's, like, enjoyed the torture video. So he's like, why are we protecting the predators? Because they have black ones. Blacked out a lot of the predators.

[Amy]

In that, and they are very powerful people.

[Bowen Yang]

That's why they blacked them out.

[Amy]

Right, Right.

[Bowen Yang]

And friends. So. Yeah. Well, that was dark.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

You said it's not gonna be as dark.

[Amy]

I was dark.

[Eddie]

Did you? Oh, you're in. Sarcastic.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, I didn't catch the sarcasm.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Bowen Yang]

Maybe I was just like, let's do something less dark. I didn't catch it. Okay. All right.

[Lunchbox]

All right.

[Bowen Yang]

Let's go over to Eddie.

[Eddie]

So you ever heard of the name Tune In, Tom Hawkins?

[Bowen Yang]

Tune In, Tom Hawkins.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Tune in. So he was Willie Nelson's guitar tuner for 40 years. He just passed away, but I was reading just an article on him. And for 40 years, his job on the road was to take care of Willie's guitar trigger. You know, it's like the iconic guitar with all autographs on it, big hole on it. And his job was just to make sure that it was safe and tune it for every show. He's been with Willie for 40 years.

[Bowen Yang]

And he just passed Rest in Peace to Tunein Tom.

[Eddie]

Tunein Tom. And what's crazy fun fact is, I was shooting a little concert with Willie and his daughter, and I got to hold that guitar like, it was so cool. Like, I have a picture of me somewhere with it. It's me holding Willie's guitar that he's had since, like, 1969.

[Bowen Yang]

Are you sure the FBI didn't delete that?

[Eddie]

I never thought about it until now.

[Bowen Yang]

Exactly, Morgan.

[Morgan]

So the Winter Olympics are obviously happening right now, but the medals are breaking.

[Bowen Yang]

I saw that.

[Eddie]

What do you mean?

[Morgan]

So one of the downhill skiers, Breezy Johnson, said, don't jump in your metal. She was jumping in excitement, and the ribbon broke from the metal itself, which you kind of need the ribbon to be able to wear the gold medal. And so it, like, broke off. And then another US skier had a gold medal, and she showed them, like, apart from each other. So we may have some shattered gold medals.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. Mostly it's the ribbons. The holders are breaking off, but then if the metal just falls naturally into the ground, it can break. It's not even a lesser metal, but it can chip off.

[Eddie]

And we held that metal. I mean, they're heavy.

[Bowen Yang]

Different metal.

[Eddie]

It was different year.

[Bowen Yang]

They're all made different, though.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Morgan]

When you said how much are they? You were talking about that the other day. They're like $3,000 or something.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, I don't remember. I remember that because I remember 500 bucks was what the bronze was.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

No, yeah.

[Eddie]

$5. Dude, $5.

[Bowen Yang]

What? It was five bucks.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Oh, third place, man.

[Bowen Yang]

It was. Yeah. Morgan, 2300 bucks.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

So they have to replace every single one if it falls and breaks on the floor.

[Bowen Yang]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Cardi B went on live on Instagram yesterday to confirm.

[Bowen Yang]

This is his beat, by the way. We've got it.

[Lunchbox]

He's got a new beat that she is single, that they broke up. And there are reports that she had planned a $1.5 million Super bowl party for Stefan Diggs after the Super Bowl. Like it was supposed to be an after party.

[Bowen Yang]

And we talk about this?

[Eddie]

No, no, no. We talked about it, but you talked about her expenses for the trip.

[Bowen Yang]

But that was. That was all. That was what it was.

[Eddie]

I don't think she mentioned the party.

[Lunchbox]

No. And they. She left in the middle of the game, didn't go to the party. When she found out that his ex was sitting front row with his kid, that's what she may got mad left the game and that's what caused the split.

[Eddie]

Oh, it wasn't that. He, like, was going hooking up with another girl.

[Lunchbox]

I think that was the other girl. Was. She didn't know she was there. And she saw on Instagram the woman had posted. Look. Oh, and the kid had Stefon Diggs his jersey on.

[Bowen Yang]

And she's his kid, though.

[Lunchbox]

I understand. But he got her front row seats.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, okay. But for the kid. That's the only thing that I was thinking. Right.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

It's if you want your kid to come to the game, you probably get him really good seats. And who's gonna bring the kid to the game?

[Eddie]

His mom.

[Lunchbox]

The mom.

[Eddie]

The mom, he's not gonna sit by himself.

[Bowen Yang]

So it has to be something else other than now.

[Lunchbox]

There were rumors that he was sneaking this woman into.

[Bowen Yang]

He was sneaking her in the night before. If that's the case, yes. It can't be the game though, because if you're gonna have your kid there, what jersey is he gonna wear?

[Lunchbox]

Stefan?

[Eddie]

Dads.

[Bowen Yang]

And where are you gonna sit him?

[Eddie]

With his mom?

[Bowen Yang]

Somewhere close. So, look, like minded people attract like minded people. I'm sure they're both a little crazy. Yeah, but she spent a lot of money. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. But she did confirm that she is now single.

[Bowen Yang]

Get on.

[Eddie]

It is your chance, man.

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm good.

[Bowen Yang]

You know, next year the super bowl is on Valentine's Day.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's trouble. That is trouble for America.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, it's not really Valentine's Day.

[Eddie]

Nobody will.

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm saying the restaurants. The restaurants are gonna be like, oh, man.

[Amy]

They'll celebrate it the night before or something. Yeah, they'll still.

[Bowen Yang]

And then the next day's a holiday.

[Amy]

Which is what you've always wanted for the Super Bowl.

[Bowen Yang]

Just happened to.

[Eddie]

Well, yeah, we're not gonna have the day off though. Yeah. Oh, I thought you meant for Valentine's Day.

[Bowen Yang]

No, the next day is President's Day.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's beautiful.

[Bowen Yang]

Right after the Super Bowl.

[Amy]

So what city is it in?

[Bowen Yang]

La.

[Eddie]

Are women. Are women gonna be cool with this? Because it is the Super Bowl.

[Bowen Yang]

They have to be.

[Lunchbox]

They got no choice.

[Eddie]

I like that. I like that.

[Bowen Yang]

What were you gonna say?

[Amy]

Oh, you're just like, oh, California again.

[Bowen Yang]

I know, it sucks. ESPN's first Super Bowl.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

They actually get it.

[Eddie]

No, it's a big deal.

[Amy]

Where does it air now?

[Eddie]

All the major networks.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, this year it was what? Cb.

[Eddie]

What's on cb and NBC.

[Bowen Yang]

NBC?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Oh, and now you have to have ESPN to watch it.

[Bowen Yang]

It'll just be on ESPN. So if you have cable or any sort of YouTube TV, would it be.

[Eddie]

On ABC as well? Because they own each other.

[Bowen Yang]

No, it'll be.

[Amy]

What about Disney?

[Bowen Yang]

I don't know, guys. I don't know what's happening. I just know ESPN has it for the first time ever. Okay, but it's on Valentine's Day and the next day is a holiday. Yep. I was watching clips of both the halftime shows again yesterday because I only watched both of them once before I had an opinion. And it'll be broadcast on espn. I guess it'll be different. So it'll be on ESPN and be shown on abc, but it'll be an ESPN broadcast where in the past it's been an ABC broadcast. And it's put on espn.

[Eddie]

Huh. That's what they do with college football. It's like espn, but then you can all see it on abc.

[Bowen Yang]

ESPN talkers. So I watched clips that Turning Point One is hilarious because they obviously recorded it multiple times. Because there are people with clips like Gabby Barrett, she's not wearing shoes in one of the performances. And one, she is wearing shoes. And they were like catching edits and going, she's not wearing shoes here. She's wearing shoes here. Do you see any of that?

[Amy]

No, but what an interesting thing to do if you're doing multiple takes to remove your shoes.

[Bowen Yang]

You just forget. I know.

[Eddie]

So why do you think that they pre recorded it? So they can watch Super Bowl.

[Bowen Yang]

So it'll be good. So they can watch Bad Bunny.

[Amy]

That's what I was saying.

[Bowen Yang]

They didn't want to miss the Bad Bunny.

[Eddie]

We can't miss Bad Bunny. We gotta watch it.

[Amy]

Because I thought, okay, they're gonna all get together. It's gonna be like one big super bowl party for them and they're watching the game and then they rock out or do their little concert or whatever. Like that's what I was picturing was gonna happen. But it wasn't.

[Bowen Yang]

No. And I was.

[Amy]

So they were all at their respective homes watching the game.

[Bowen Yang]

Probably. They probably couldn't say they were because you can't show. You're at home.

[Amy]

All I saw was some clip of J.D. vance and I felt so awkward for him and his wife watching the show. Awkward. It was awkward. They looked. The wife's poor wife. She looked so bored.

[Bowen Yang]

I saw Trump watching Bad Bunny.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah?

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. Did you guys see that?

[Lunchbox]

Did see that.

[Amy]

What is that? Right after he watched it while he's tweeting. This is so horrible.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't know. I just saw. Listen, I was just getting all the.

[Amy]

Clips or not tweeting, but whatever his. You know where he posts.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, but I don't know, I just thought it was kind of funny. They didn't have continuity on the. Trying to. Because they were trying to make it look live. You watch Candace Owens talk about it?

[Amy]

No.

[Bowen Yang]

She was like, they bought it. The crap out of this thing they hired. They paid for so many bots to be. She went hard yesterday. She always goes hard. I don't know how much harder I. She goes so hard so often. I don't even know if that. You can be that hard all the time and be real, but she goes hard but yeah, I was watching a bunch of clips of it. The Bad Bunny one. Like, look, the visuals look cool. Watching it live, I didn't know what he was singing, so I didn't know the songs. And then I was trying to do both at the same time, so I really didn't enjoy my.

[Amy]

Where did you go to watch the other one?

[Bowen Yang]

My phone.

[Amy]

Oh, but look where.

[Bowen Yang]

YouTube.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

It was live on YouTube.

[Bowen Yang]

It wasn't live. Right?

[Eddie]

Right finger quote. Yeah. Huh.

[Lunchbox]

So was it on, like, a TV channel?

[Bowen Yang]

Like, it was on something called Rumble. They were like, our Rumble audience. I'm like, what the crap is Rumble? That's a gym, as far as I know.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't know. I was on YouTube, I think, so I got the most play, so. But I just thought it was funny. Like, how do you not have continuity and know you're not wearing shoes in one and wearing shoes in the other?

[Amy]

Yeah, I don't know. That does seem like a detail.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, I wear the same cardigans three days in a row just so the edits don't look weird on this show.

[Eddie]

Man. How many takes did they do?

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, I'm sure many. Sure.

[Amy]

She had to take her shoes off that many.

[Eddie]

She's getting tired.

[Bowen Yang]

Her feet were hurting.

[Amy]

I don't know. The whole thing is just bizarre to me. Like, why can't we just. If it's not for you, like, okay, don't go. Why create more? Well, it's all about making.

[Bowen Yang]

That's about making money. That's why they were selling.

[Amy]

Yeah. I saw the opportunity and they jumped at it. But it.

[Bowen Yang]

Everything's about making for the NFL, is about making money because they wanted to expand the their brand. The halftime show is never for people that watch football. The super bowl, except for the game, is never for people that watch football. It's built for people that don't watch.

[Amy]

Football to bring people in.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. To have people stay interested to watch the national anthem. If it's Stapleton or Charlie Puth. To watch every. The commercials. Everything about it is appealing to people that don't watch football. And so when people are like, this is football. Players don't want this people to watch football. That's right. You have the game for the people that like football. And everything else, including the halftime show, is for people who don't watch football. It's for all the casuals or less than casuals that are watching the game because it's a cultural event and the NFL wants to expand. That's why they play nine games out of the country next year, which is the most they've ever played. They're playing in Australia. Miserable to fly to Australia.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. And then you have to play.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, then you got to play.

[Amy]

So dehydrated.

[Eddie]

The Cowboys are playing in Brazil.

[Amy]

Oh, that's cool.

[Lunchbox]

You going?

[Eddie]

No. Oh, no. Sounds like a far flight.

[Bowen Yang]

I've never been to Brazil.

[Eddie]

Sounds cool, though.

[Bowen Yang]

But that's the point, right? It's all money. Everything's money. The NFL is a business, an apolitical business. So, yeah, they're playing in Melbourne, Australia, which sounds terrible. Paris, France. Rio, Brazil. Three games in London, Madrid, Spain, Mexico City, in Munich, Germany. Best hot dog ever had in Munich. Yeah. Unbelievable. Hot dog, huh? A lot of. A lot of hype.

[Eddie]

You've talked about it.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, it was hanging out of the bun. What are you going to say?

[Amy]

Oh, nothing. I was just wanted to Google something was called.

[Lunchbox]

It's 3.34am in Melbourne. So when are they going to play that game? Like, what time will it be here?

[Bowen Yang]

They'll have to. It's. So it's 3:34am Tomorrow. There's.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's 11th there.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. So if we're just doing the math, let's say they played it at night.

[Lunchbox]

It's almost 24 hours.

[Eddie]

It's gonna be tough, man. How about you do the math? We'll just listen.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, I'm just saying. At 9pm in Melbourne, Australia. Okay, so if it's 9pm in Melbourne, Australia, it would be standby. It would be. What do you got there? 5:00am Eastern here. Okay, so then let's go the opposite way.

[Lunchbox]

Go.

[Bowen Yang]

11:00Am so that's what it'd probably have to be. And it wouldn't be on the normal day, but if you did. 11:00am in Melbourne, Australia. Let's take a look here because that would be an appropriate time there. And then it would be 7:00 Eastern here. Yeah.

[Eddie]

PM yeah, so they'd probably be a night game.

[Bowen Yang]

Probably play it on a Monday at like 11 or like a Friday. And they could do it on the Thursday night game and it'd be a night game for us. It'd be weird to watch because it's full daylight.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

But yeah, it'd be something like that. They'd have to.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

Mess with those hours.

[Amy]

Well, also, wouldn't it be in the fall because are we going to fall back an hour?

[Eddie]

Oh, dang, Amy.

[Lunchbox]

Even.

[Bowen Yang]

Even then.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, way to go deep.

[Amy]

Oh, we haven't even sprung forward yet.

[Eddie]

Do other countries do that too? Like, does Australia do that?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

I don't think they wouldn't.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't know if they do daylight savings.

[Amy]

This is when I always like to shout out Arizona. Because they don't not changing. They don't participate.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, it's coming though. March 8th. So we're only a few weeks away, folks.

[Amy]

Oh, that seems early.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, seems real early.

[Bowen Yang]

Four weeks.

[Lunchbox]

Come on.

[Bowen Yang]

It was a nice day yesterday. Oh, 60s.

[Lunchbox]

It's going to be the same today.

[Bowen Yang]

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[Amy]

Hey, Matt.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, Bowen.

[Amy]

Hi, Cookie.

[Eddie]

Hi.

[Bowen Yang]

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[Bowen Yang]

A new survey shows almost half Americans are planning a budget friendly Valentine's Day this year. The good news? You don't need to splurge. 87% think inexpensive gifts can be Just a special practical presents or especially popular with many saying they feel even more thoughtful than romantic ones. We have ours planned already. Eddie and I are taking our wives to dinner.

[Eddie]

That's perfect.

[Bowen Yang]

February 12th.

[Eddie]

The perfect plan.

[Lunchbox]

You mean you're taking the wives to dinner?

[Bowen Yang]

That has been agreed upon.

[Eddie]

No, we are. We're taking our wives to dinner.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, if Bobby pays. You realize he took your wife to dinner for Valentine's Day.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow. I'm so jealous. Bobby, you stay away from my wife. I know what you're doing.

[Lunchbox]

It ain't about being a wife. It's about being a man.

[Eddie]

What do you mean?

[Amy]

Dude, you would let Bobby pay for your meal? In a heartbeat.

[Eddie]

100%.

[Bowen Yang]

Also, I haven't declared. I'm paying for the meal. Okay, if it were a normal.

[Amy]

The data that we have from the past.

[Bowen Yang]

I've never been on a Valentine's double date with anybody in the rest.

[Amy]

Technically, it's February 12th.

[Eddie]

You mean the data of Bobby paying for dinners?

[Amy]

Yeah. Bobby's Track record is 100%. Yeah.

[Eddie]

No, that's not true. I paid a couple times.

[Amy]

For what?

[Eddie]

For what?

[Bowen Yang]

Not in a group.

[Eddie]

I was like, dude, let me get this.

[Lunchbox]

What are you talking about?

[Amy]

For just y' all two.

[Eddie]

Me and Bobby. Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay. But yeah, not your spouses.

[Lunchbox]

Bobby, do you remember these times?

[Bowen Yang]

I'm sure at like a Chipotle or something, he's been like, let me Starbucks.

[Lunchbox]

Or when it's a work one and he gets expensive.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes, we only do that.

[Eddie]

No, we don't do that. We don't expense. But I feel like I did it like a Luby's a long time ago too.

[Bowen Yang]

That I can believe.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Handful of times they still have Luby's.

[Bowen Yang]

Lubies is good, huh?

[Eddie]

Dude, Luby's is the best.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know if it's still there.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, I don't either.

[Amy]

Luann Platter.

[Bowen Yang]

New studies found that a majority of men are paying closer attention to their appearance than ever before. Men aged 25 and older found that 68% care more about their appearance than they did five years ago. Men are taking more time buying things like wrinkle serums, hair thinning shampoos, and gray prevention treatments specifically, rather than buying the 2 in 1 options. I do have a shampoo that I don't use often, but it's like a washes everything. Hair, body, car.

[Eddie]

My kids have those. Yeah, it's like five in one.

[Bowen Yang]

I think I just grabbed one of those once when I needed some and put it back in my bag when I was on the road, but I don't really use it. I have, like, specific shampoo, but I don't use anything like that. I don't even wash my face. Like, I don't. My wife has a whole routine that she does, obviously, skincare. As of today, I don't do anything. And I'm lucky that I have a good complexion naturally. And anytime I do wash my face, I feel like I break out. I don't even think that's true. I think I've just said that so long that now I feel it. But I don't do any of that.

[Eddie]

You don't even put product in your hair, right?

[Bowen Yang]

Nothing.

[Amy]

Lucky Eddie, what is your.

[Eddie]

No, I don't put anything. Obviously I don't have any.

[Amy]

In your steps.

[Bowen Yang]

What? Also looks like a mess some mornings here.

[Amy]

Does anybody. Any guy, anywhere, even in the glass room, like, does anybody have a skincare routine?

[Eddie]

100%.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Thanks for the birthday present idea for Bones. I got the exact thing. I don't want it. I'm not gonna use it. It's simple. There's the Explorer. That's like getting me a right handed baseball glove. I just wouldn't use it. And then there's a mint. When you put on after, you'll never turn back after it. But you only do it once or twice a week, otherwise your face dries out.

[Amy]

Amy knows the exfoliating.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. You're not every day doing it, so it's not a hassle.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know.

[Bowen Yang]

I need to, like, take some sort of vitamin or something. Like, I have been feeling so, like, tired underneath my notes. Skin in my brain, under behind my eyes. Like, I'm getting enough sleep.

[Amy]

So you're deficient in something else.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes. I didn't get sleep last night because I had the dentist thing, but I didn't. I'm not getting so lack of sleep that I should be feeling this way. And I told my wife that last night. She goes, are you still taking your vitamins? Like, what vitamin? She goes, I bought you all these vitamins. And I was like, oh, I do that after my skincare.

[Eddie]

Never.

[Bowen Yang]

So something is lacking in my body because I feel it behind my eyes.

[Eddie]

Behind your eyeballs?

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. Really heavy.

[Eddie]

So that'd be your brain.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, it doesn't have to be, but everything's your brain. Anything you feel is.

[Eddie]

No, I just mean, like, what do you call that? Like. But I don't know where you're talking about in your body. That would be your brain behind your eyes. Right. Because you Aren't. Isn't the brain right behind your eyes?

[Bowen Yang]

It could also be the back of my eyeballs, but I don't know what.

[Eddie]

It is or the attachment.

[Bowen Yang]

I think Amy has it. I'm deficient in something, and it's just hard for me to keep my eyes open. Like, I physically feel it so heavy behind my eyeballs that it makes me so tired even when I'm getting enough sleep. And I rarely get enough sleep, but I've really prioritized that.

[Amy]

Have you looked into perimenopause?

[Bowen Yang]

No. But you talk about it a lot.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. That's all you talk about.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, it is your number one, like, lunchbox is on to Cardi B and Stephan Diggs. And Amy's onto perimenopause, but I think.

[Eddie]

A lot of women her age, they're going through it.

[Lunchbox]

And it's called Perry.

[Amy]

Perry. P E R I Perry.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you.

[Amy]

Menopause.

[Lunchbox]

I keep calling it pre menopause.

[Amy]

So I. I know you obviously can't have that, but you're describing how a lot of women feel. Just like, this fog and exhaustion.

[Bowen Yang]

Mine's like, in my head.

[Amy]

Yeah. I don't know what that is.

[Bowen Yang]

So I'm taking some vitamins. I gotta find them. What about.

[Amy]

How are you doing on your water?

[Bowen Yang]

Pretty good. Yeah, Pretty good. Probably could do better. I think you can always do better on water. But if I don't cut my liquids off. You guys know this. I pee all night.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, dude, that's the worst, man. Three or four times a night getting out to pee.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, gosh.

[Eddie]

How's this guy doing?

[Amy]

Cialis.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I pee in the middle of night all the time, man.

[Eddie]

Not talking about that.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, I like your Cialis that you take.

[Lunchbox]

I take it every day.

[Amy]

Like your pains. Your. Your.

[Eddie]

Your man.

[Lunchbox]

I haven't done any here, but I've really been active. I've been really chill and just relax.

[Amy]

Is it still larger than the other?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Like, I tried to. At basketball practice the other day, I tried to run up and down the court. Immediate pain in the left.

[Bowen Yang]

Why were you running up and down?

[Eddie]

You're playing basketball.

[Lunchbox]

We were playing a game where it's like a dribbling game. So the kids. It's a way to teach them to dribble. They have to try to come and tag you, but they have to be dribbling the basketball. So the coaches run around, and it's sort of like moving with the ball, learning how to use and so trying to run around and I didn't.

[Amy]

You couldn't do it.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't feel very good.

[Eddie]

You're coaching now?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, man. I coach basketball, too.

[Bowen Yang]

What do you think is wrong with you?

[Lunchbox]

I honestly, I.

[Bowen Yang]

If you had to bet. Here's $1,000. Bet it. One thing. What's wrong with you?

[Lunchbox]

Gosh, I, I, I, I, I don't even. I couldn't even get. I, I thought hernia forever, but I've had three different doctors tell me it's not a hernia, so. And, but everything I Google says hernia, so it can't be hernia if three doctors tell you that.

[Bowen Yang]

So you got to make a bet.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God. I mean, it has to be some I undiagnosed. Like something that, I don't know, maybe a tumor or an ulcer.

[Bowen Yang]

Big difference there.

[Lunchbox]

Is it? Yeah, I mean, I just, I literally couldn't even tell you because everything I think they're like, no, that's not it. And I'm just like, gosh, man, how.

[Eddie]

Big is your ball?

[Bowen Yang]

Like, we keep waiting to see it.

[Eddie]

Golf ball.

[Bowen Yang]

At some point, you gotta show us.

[Amy]

Yeah. Can you bring in, like a.

[Lunchbox]

You want me to bring in a sample?

[Bowen Yang]

No.

[Eddie]

Just a sample of what?

[Amy]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Bowen Yang]

The girls will turn their heads, show us, like, we can expect.

[Eddie]

I kind of want to see it.

[Amy]

Like, go to the store and look at the limes and the lemons and the oranges and bring us something. Bring us the size of normal and then bring us the size of the other.

[Eddie]

Is it like a big marble? You know, the big ones or apple, whatever.

[Bowen Yang]

Do you run off balance?

[Lunchbox]

No, I can't. No, I don't.

[Bowen Yang]

When you do run off balance, one's so heavy.

[Lunchbox]

No, no, no.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, if you were holding a five pound weight in one hand, you try to run.

[Amy]

I don't think it's that drastic.

[Lunchbox]

It's not that. Thank you, Amy. Well, how big?

[Eddie]

Dude, you've given us nothing. A lime. What? What is it?

[Lunchbox]

No, it's not that big.

[Amy]

Right. So can you go to the store? They have grapes. They have.

[Bowen Yang]

Do you have elephantitis of a testicle?

[Amy]

They have.

[Eddie]

Because, like, normal's a grape, right?

[Amy]

We have cherries.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I mean, you could do a mold of it.

[Amy]

Str.

[Bowen Yang]

Berries.

[Eddie]

Some mold.

[Amy]

Blueberries.

[Bowen Yang]

Why don't you show us? I will look at it.

[Lunchbox]

I'm trying to think, right.

[Bowen Yang]

But I'm just like, Amy's picking random persimmon.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, maybe like, Maybe like, Kiwi's big.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, do a normal one. Do your good testicle. What's that? Like, in your mind. Because I would say my good testicles. Like a marble.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Marble are great. So the other one is probably like a. A walnut.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my gosh. You don't have three nuts.

[Lunchbox]

Bro.

[Eddie]

That's almost a pink.

[Amy]

And then a walnut.

[Eddie]

That's big.

[Lunchbox]

That's. That's what I. I mean, that's what I would say.

[Eddie]

You've never seen a walnut?

[Lunchbox]

I've never seen a Walmart.

[Amy]

I have. I had. I just wanted to look at it for sure because, I mean, I was picturing a. A pecan.

[Eddie]

No, it's bigger than a walnut. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And then, like, if you, like, touch around, it feels like there's some squishy stuff in there. I don't know.

[Amy]

Like fluid.

[Lunchbox]

No, like, kind of like spaghetti noodles.

[Eddie]

What?

[Amy]

What?

[Bowen Yang]

Those are just veins.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Dude, that sounds. I don't know.

[Amy]

Or worms.

[Bowen Yang]

You have worms in your ball sack.

[Eddie]

Like it's covered in spaghetti noodles.

[Lunchbox]

No, like, underneath.

[Eddie]

Underneath.

[Bowen Yang]

That sounds like. Are they crawling?

[Lunchbox]

No. They're not moving. No, I'm just telling. It's miserable, dude. Life sucks.

[Amy]

Some parasites. Have you told this part to the doctor?

[Lunchbox]

I've told it all.

[Amy]

This is the first time you've ever said you have spaghetti in your testicle. Okay, look, look, look. Feeling veins in your testicle, often described as a bag of worms is.

[Bowen Yang]

They say bag of worms? Yes.

[Amy]

Commonly a varis version. Visceral, like a varicose vera coli. Enlarged veins in the scrotum, usually on the left side.

[Eddie]

So that's normal? Is that what it's saying?

[Bowen Yang]

But what's that from?

[Amy]

Says they're generally harmless. Common in 15 to 20% of men. Often asymptomatic. They can cause dull aches or fertility issues.

[Eddie]

Well, he's done.

[Amy]

Cause faulty valves.

[Bowen Yang]

It does say feeling a bag of.

[Amy]

Worms in your testicles, that causes faulty valves in the spermatic cord veins, and it causes blood to back up and pool.

[Bowen Yang]

I got up, I got in.

[Eddie]

So that's it.

[Amy]

Treatment is usually unnecessary unless symptoms are severe.

[Bowen Yang]

Yours are severe.

[Eddie]

I would say a walnut is severe.

[Bowen Yang]

Your bag of worms is really bothering you.

[Amy]

Wait, I know what he can do. It says for support, you can wear supportive underwear, like briefs and use a pain medication.

[Bowen Yang]

Just tape that sucker up.

[Eddie]

But are you still wearing boxers, dude?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you should probably change that up. Tighter underwear, tighty whities, but no, I'm.

[Lunchbox]

Not wearing tighty whities.

[Amy]

Very close, but.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Bowen Yang]

Tidy greenies.

[Lunchbox]

But I mean, it's like, what do.

[Eddie]

I do it just said, wear supportive.

[Lunchbox]

Underwear, and that's it. And then all of a sudden, I'm gonna be healed. Maybe.

[Bowen Yang]

Because it could be all of the irritation and inflammation that comes from just that bag of worms just hanging.

[Eddie]

Bro, at this point, you just try whatever, like, you know, see what happens.

[Amy]

And now I'm over on Google Image.

[Eddie]

Was it showing the worms?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. What are you looking at?

[Bowen Yang]

The worm. We're talking nightcrawlers.

[Amy]

Normal veins versus enlarged veins. Don't worry. It's all drawings. Not human body.

[Lunchbox]

We weren't worried.

[Amy]

Well, I am. I think I have a. I think I. We have a visual. Guys.

[Lunchbox]

Just.

[Bowen Yang]

Why don't you send the link and. I can't see my.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Amy]

Okay, I'm gonna send you. What is going on with his.

[Bowen Yang]

They put up on the screen.

[Eddie]

Okay, that's not a. Okay, that looks like something else.

[Bowen Yang]

A vagina.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

No, that's not what that. What are you familiar with? Yeah, sure.

[Eddie]

Pretty familiar.

[Amy]

Okay, so I'm sending it to Mike.

[Eddie]

What? Lunchbox. Relax, dude.

[Lunchbox]

No, I wish. I wish I was joking.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, nobody here's joking, though, either.

[Eddie]

No one. We're trying to help you.

[Lunchbox]

You guys are pretty. But it's okay.

[Bowen Yang]

The fact that you said bag of worms, and then Amy pulled that up, and it does say bag of worms.

[Eddie]

Well, he said spaghetti.

[Amy]

Oh, I said he had worms.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm looking at too many pictures of nuts right now on my screen.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Amy]

Sorry. Mike, this is Facebook. Hold on.

[Bowen Yang]

It's very blurry.

[Amy]

I know. I'm trying. I just sent you a link that maybe.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I have no idea how to get rid of it, though, man.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bowen Yang]

We just told you, according to this, you need to create support for it so it doesn't stay irritated, therefore it gets inflamed, therefore it swells.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, like.

[Eddie]

Whoa. Whoa. That's graphic.

[Bowen Yang]

That's what I'm saying.

[Amy]

It looks like there's a Facebook group, though, that.

[Eddie]

Oh, lunchbox. Join the group.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not joining the group.

[Eddie]

Sometimes you need community around this.

[Amy]

You need support. The. The emotional and mental toll it must be taking on you.

[Bowen Yang]

Since this is clinical, can we actually put his nut on Facebook?

[Eddie]

I think we should live.

[Bowen Yang]

Can we put it up on the. Live on Facebook or YouTube, wherever we are.

[Amy]

Mike, I'm sorry. I don't know how to get it. Not sorry.

[Bowen Yang]

We're all good.

[Amy]

Okay, well, this is a Facebook post. This is not the best option that we have.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, that guy looks like a doctor.

[Amy]

See how the left One hangs lower.

[Bowen Yang]

Does your left hang low?

[Lunchbox]

Mine does. The left one hangs lower.

[Bowen Yang]

Swollen, twisted veins like a bag of worms. Testicle swelling or lumps. Dull ache or discomfort.

[Eddie]

Wait, so which one's the bad ones? The one on the right.

[Bowen Yang]

I think the one on the left is. The one on the left hangs lower. It's red and inflamed.

[Amy]

Yeah, the veins are enlarged, as you can see.

[Eddie]

Okay. Because the one on the right looks like it has a lot of veins attached to it.

[Bowen Yang]

What if you have a second penis growing in there? Whoa, that would be crazy.

[Eddie]

That would make you some money.

[Bowen Yang]

Yep. You want to go viral, man?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Amy]

Okay, look.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, now Amy's bringing in pictures.

[Amy]

Does this resonate with you?

[Lunchbox]

What are you doing?

[Amy]

Does that resonate with you, Amy?

[Lunchbox]

I've never seen the inside. I don't know what you mean. Resonate.

[Amy]

If you look at it and have a feeling.

[Lunchbox]

What feeling would I have? I. I don't know what you're showing me.

[Eddie]

He's so, like, just resistant to it.

[Amy]

I know why doctors have not diagnosed.

[Eddie]

Yeah, exactly. They're tired of.

[Lunchbox]

She goes. I've never seen.

[Bowen Yang]

In time, I know I would be.

[Amy]

Able to look at that and be like, yes, this picture describes what is happening to me.

[Bowen Yang]

What does it feel like your swollen one hangs down lower?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it does.

[Bowen Yang]

The left one like that picture.

[Lunchbox]

The left one is down lower, and.

[Bowen Yang]

Then the left one has all this irritation above it. Does that feel look like what it feels like?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know what that is showing like. What is the difference of those pictures?

[Eddie]

I don't see the difference.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you, Eddie. I'm very sad.

[Bowen Yang]

That picture we were looking at, you.

[Lunchbox]

Didn'T see the difference.

[Amy]

There we go. This is it. This is it. This is what I wanted.

[Eddie]

Okay, stand by.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Well, it shows enlarged veins and no veins. So how do I know?

[Amy]

Because the normal testicle.

[Eddie]

Hold on. That's not a penis?

[Amy]

No, that's the normal testicle.

[Bowen Yang]

It looks like a penis with a buddy beside him.

[Amy]

Guys, this is inside.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Bowen Yang]

It looks like that's riding a little motorcycle cart beside him.

[Eddie]

Sidecar. I'm just trying to figure out what I'm looking at, guys. Sorry.

[Amy]

You're looking at the. The both testicles. Tube down to the testicle.

[Bowen Yang]

You need a catheter, dude.

[Amy]

It says the pathway.

[Bowen Yang]

What if he wears a catheter every day while he's in here?

[Eddie]

Do it. Lunchbox. You have to be open to trying different things, dude. You're not going to get Better if you don't do that.

[Amy]

I feel like this picture represents you.

[Eddie]

Okay. So the bad. Oh, the bad one's on the right. Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

Yep. It hangs lower. Right.

[Amy]

But.

[Eddie]

And look at that.

[Amy]

Technically, it's the left.

[Eddie]

That looks like spaghetti.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Or bag of worms.

[Eddie]

Bag of worms. Is that what you're feeling, Lunchbox? Like, when you feel it? Are you picturing that?

[Lunchbox]

No, I didn't picture that, but, I mean, maybe that's what it is. Like, I don't know.

[Morgan]

Did you have an ultrasound done on it?

[Lunchbox]

I had an ultrasound. I've had a C on it, though. Yes. I've had a girl all up on there with a little wand.

[Amy]

Okay. Can you print this out and take.

[Bowen Yang]

It in if that happens and you're on Cialis?

[Lunchbox]

No, no, that's when I got put on.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Because that would be. Yeah, that'd be trouble.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Yeah. Like, that's when I was there and they put me on the Cialis.

[Eddie]

Huh.

[Bowen Yang]

For those that are watching on YouTube. I'm glad you can follow along.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

What are you saying? Amy, we can conclude he.

[Amy]

Nobody's a doctor. Has never said these words to him. Vera Co. Selly. So, like, I don't know, should we go to a doctor and say, do you think I have Vera Coselli?

[Lunchbox]

Should we.

[Eddie]

You want to go with him?

[Amy]

Or him, whatever.

[Eddie]

Amy, would you go within the next.

[Amy]

I feel like he's an adult and he should be able to go to the doctor on his own, but maybe not. Like, maybe he does need help.

[Bowen Yang]

Then his wife should go.

[Amy]

Yeah, I agree.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, yeah, I don't think it should.

[Amy]

Be me, but, I mean, sometimes it helps to have.

[Bowen Yang]

I will look at it if you want me to.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, no, because I don't think you're gonna.

[Bowen Yang]

It'd be another set of eyes.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I'm just trying to read them and lunchbox. You know, you can't really get a good visual. You can't because of where you're at. Your head's. Your head's. Listen, man, I can get a straight view.

[Lunchbox]

Do you understand how many doctors I've had look at it?

[Bowen Yang]

I get like a car or changing oil.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Lunchbox]

Mess with it and everything.

[Eddie]

And mess with it.

[Bowen Yang]

You basically a teabag. Me.

[Amy]

And I look at it here. Once you have this, it will not go away on its own.

[Eddie]

What about the tighty whities?

[Bowen Yang]

You gotta cut it off.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know, man.

[Bowen Yang]

Would you do that lunchbox to eliminate the pain? And they said, no, no, no.

[Eddie]

Just one it's just one.

[Lunchbox]

Oh. Oh.

[Amy]

You need to avoid fried and fatty foods. It says here that's tough.

[Bowen Yang]

I think we've done enough on this.

[Lunchbox]

What is.

[Eddie]

What's fried and fatty?

[Amy]

What if the solution is you remove that one?

[Bowen Yang]

That's what we said.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know, man. I don't know if you can live without it.

[Amy]

Yes, Lance Armstrong.

[Bowen Yang]

A lot of people do.

[Eddie]

We only know Lance Armstrong.

[Amy]

How about you and others?

[Lunchbox]

One person in the whole world?

[Bowen Yang]

No. I think a lot of people do. If you get testicular cancer, sometimes they have to remove one.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. It's not a big deal.

[Bowen Yang]

One other story we have here, and I forget who sent this. Maybe Eddie sent it.

[Amy]

I mean, it is a big deal. I don't want to minimize it for people. But it's also not think less of you. Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Or maybe Launchbox sent it. The average American has $955 saved for retirement. Which one of you sent me?

[Lunchbox]

I sent this and I said, eddie and I are not that crazy. Thank you. We have been being bashed.

[Eddie]

We've been publicly shamed.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, telling how stupid we are, but we are the normal American. And I just feel so good that we are vindicated.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

And I have more than $955.

[Bowen Yang]

Most of it is workers who lack access to a 401k and are conversation with you has been our company has provided one. And it's not even just retirement and shaming you for that. It's that you always talk about retirement and how you can't wait to retire. And then we go, hey, that's great. What are you doing towards that? So it's not we're just shaming you because you're not saving because life happens. But a lot of times it happens when you're not offered the ability to have a 401k, which we are. And then two. You're always talking about retirement.

[Eddie]

I know. Lately I've been kind of shifting that a little bit too. Like maybe I'm just gonna work for the rest of my life, you know?

[Lunchbox]

No, I don't know.

[Eddie]

Maybe I'll be that greeter at Walmart.

[Lunchbox]

You would hate your life, dude.

[Eddie]

Nah, dude, those greeters, sometimes just like they have. They have fun with it.

[Lunchbox]

No, they don't. Standing there for seven hours a day. Oh, my gosh.

[Bowen Yang]

You'd always get to go fund me.

[Eddie]

No, I'll do that.

[Bowen Yang]

I just figured you're greed and you save somebody from choking.

[Eddie]

Oh, that'd be cool. That'd be cool too. We've read those stories.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, or you're greeting and someone says, I need a kidney, and you give them your kidney.

[Eddie]

That'd be cool too. I don't know, I just feel like saving money now is, like, so hard. It's even. It's even harder now that my kids are getting older. Putting money aside, arguing with you.

[Bowen Yang]

Nor are we shaming you. We are just saying for people that talk about retiring all the time, where this has come from is us going. You talk about wanting it, but you're doing nothing towards it.

[Eddie]

I know. I would love to retire. Gosh, it'd be awesome.

[Bowen Yang]

If you had enough, would you retire tomorrow 100%?

[Eddie]

I think I would do good in retirement. You know, like, I think I would go volunteer places and like, okay, here we go.

[Bowen Yang]

This is just like donating over time.

[Eddie]

You know, I would go to, like, my kids, like, little birthday parties, you know, that they have in the classroom. Help them pass out cupcakes, maybe a class.

[Bowen Yang]

Dad, I would love that.

[Lunchbox]

Like, where would you go volunteer?

[Bowen Yang]

Eddie's always things he'd love to do and would do.

[Eddie]

If I had that time, man, if I had that time, I would do it. Volunteer I like, but sometimes you go.

[Amy]

To the gym for an hour and a half shooting three pointers.

[Eddie]

That's for my. That's for my physical health.

[Lunchbox]

What about when you hang out in McKitty's office for two hours looking at the. The hotel being built next door.

[Eddie]

No, that's because my wife says I can't come home.

[Lunchbox]

Well, go volunteer.

[Eddie]

Oh, go volunteer for an hour and a half.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bowen Yang]

A lot of people volunteer for 45 minutes. What do you think of volunteer? You think you have to do eight hours a day to volunteer?

[Eddie]

Yeah, the ones I've done. Like, you have to schedule a time. Like, all right, Eddie, you come in from two to three or two to four.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Eddie]

That you could do, but I can't predict that. The times change.

[Lunchbox]

He just, he just, he just told himself out right there.

[Bowen Yang]

We're done. Thank you, guys. There's a Bobby Cast with Cody Johnson up on the Bobby Cast feed. You can subscribe to that for podcast or you can go to Netflix and watch it. It is up on Netflix today. So Cody Johnson is up. Hope you guys check that out. Amy got up today.

[Amy]

Yes, I do. I'll get you the five things to say instead of it will be okay.

[Bowen Yang]

Because I feel like, suck it up, buttercup. Yeah, yeah, one.

[Eddie]

Deal with it.

[Bowen Yang]

Hey, been there, done that. You'll be alright.

[Amy]

It'll be okay. That we may say to friends or people that are going through something, like, with Lunchbox right now, be like, it'll be okay.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm not sure it will.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I don't know if it's ever gonna be okay.

[Bowen Yang]

I know.

[Eddie]

I like. Eh, it ain't no thing. I like that one.

[Amy]

So, I mean, we talk about what we're watching, what we're reading, and other pop culture type things, but the meat, the main takeaway is what you can do for your loved ones instead of it'll be okay. And go search for feeling things with Amy and Kat.

[Bowen Yang]

All right, we're done. Thank you, guys. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody.

[Amy]

This is an I Heart podcast. Guaranteed human.