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Bobby Bones
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Morgan
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I left it open to us to scratch, but I have another one that's empty. Somebody wants to scratch it for me, they can.
Morgan
I would love to scratch it for you.
Bobby Bones
You like scratching?
Morgan
Love it.
Bobby Bones
I just want to know if I win. I don't care about the scratching. That's life for me. It's like even watching a series. I just don't know how it ends. I don't want to know about it. I don't care about any process. I know you got to go through the process.
Morgan
I just want to know scratching it number by number is the best. Just to see if you match it. I love it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, the number I'm trying to match is 51, and I did match a 51.
Morgan
How many times?
Bobby Bones
Just one.
Morgan
Oh, this could be the big one.
Bobby Bones
Could be. Make sure I didn't hit any other ones.
Morgan
And what's the max you can win on the ticket?
Bobby Bones
Just a measly five million.
Morgan
Oh, my goodness.
Bobby Bones
A measly five million.
Morgan
Be awesome.
Bobby Bones
You want to. Wait? Do you want to do it now?
Morgan
No, we'll do it now.
Bobby Bones
Okay, here we go. Okay. Okay, there's something. There's a big dollar sign.
Morgan
Come on, baby.
Bobby Bones
Like I've scratched half of it. Mike, what does that look like to you? But it can't be. That's not gonna be 20.
Morgan
Could be a five.
Bobby Bones
Well, it's not a five. Okay, 20. Unless I missed a couple other ones because it's. At least if you win the amount you paid for the ticket.
Morgan
Does it look like there's a lot of numbers behind it?
Bobby Bones
No. Okay, it is. Okay. It's 200. It's 25. So I must have missed one.
Morgan
Yes, yes, yes. You got another 51 there, then?
Bobby Bones
No. Or another. Another one of the numbers I missed.
Morgan
Oh.
Bobby Bones
Would you mind taking a look at this as I move on? I'm sure I missed one because you don't pay 50 and just want a minimal 25.
Morgan
That'd be terrible.
Bobby Bones
Well, I'd be better than you. And nothing. You go in nothing.
Morgan
No, but thankfully that the. The lowest you can win is whatever you bought it for.
Bobby Bones
Do you see a second match that makes me feel like I probably missed many then, cuz I've been scratching them for the whole year and really haven't. I mean.
Amy
Oh, gosh.
Morgan
And you just threw them away?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I'm gonna do put them in a charge.
Morgan
Oh, you gotta check them. No, you gotta take them and get them scanned.
Bobby Bones
Do you see us? I don't see a second one. Not seeing one.
Morgan
Okay, Mike, let me see that. There's no way. There's no possible way. Did you look at the back to make sure it doesn't say redeem at your mama's house?
Bobby Bones
I did because Lunchbox didn't give it to me as a gift.
Morgan
Okay.
Bobby Bones
It's not that you need glasses. It's weird. It's that your glasses are weird.
Morgan
Dude, there are 20 numbers here. This is impossible. 62. Let's see. No, 62.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God.
Morgan
38 the whole time. There is no 38. Oh, there is a 38. I got you. Can you want me scratch it?
Bobby Bones
So Mike and I both missed. I'm sure it's 25, but you can give it a scratch.
Morgan
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Dang, dude, we both missed 25.
Morgan
Okay, so now you have 50.
Bobby Bones
That's all it is, I'm sure.
Eddie
Ticket. So he broke even, but you don't know.
Morgan
We haven't checked the other numbers. 56.
Bobby Bones
We wouldn't miss two numbers. Missing one number is usually our thing.
Morgan
Dang. There's a 57, but not a 56.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Okay, thank you. I'll take that back.
Morgan
Hold on. Let me just keep looking. Where to?
Bobby Bones
If you want to hop out of the room and scratch the other one, you can.
Morgan
You don't want me doing here.
Bobby Bones
If you just shut up. You can. You promise?
Eddie
Shut up.
Morgan
I can be quiet.
Bobby Bones
All right. Would you turn his mic off? Okay, thank you. I do want to lead with this before we go around the room and hope everybody had a good day today. Yesterday. Everybody good? Oh, I like to act like I care. So what?
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Somebody was late to a work event. Does anybody want to raise their hand, say they were late to a work event. Very late. Very late to a work event. Not five minutes or seven minutes. Nobody scuba.
Eddie
You can't be me. Oh, it was. There's no way it was me.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so it had to be Lunchbox. Were you really late to a work event?
Eddie
No, not that I know of.
Lunchbox
Morgan, Lunchbox was very late to a work event. So yesterday we had to go tape this video for a client and him and I set the time. The clients knew when we were coming. We were supposed to be there at 2:00'.
Bobby Bones
Clock.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox rolls in 2:41.
Amy
Wait, what?
Eddie
No, there wasn't a set time that we were supposed to be there. I told Morgan I'm gonna try to leave my house at 11 15. And I texted her and I was like, hey, not being able to leave on time, you know, my wife's running late so I'm waiting on her. And so I said I gave her a heads up before I left. And I took my wife forever to get home. And so then once she got home, I was able to leave and I got there as soon as I could because of traffic. And so, you know. Yeah, there was no like, oh my gosh, you have to be here at 2 o', clock, the client's waiting on you. This was a pumpkin patch and it was open all day and you could come as you please, leave as you please.
Bobby Bones
I understand that about the pumpkin patch, but I've never ever heard of a we're going to meet somewhere, but just come whenever because that's unfair to the other person who's going to be there waiting.
Eddie
No, no, I told her, I text her when I was leaving the house.
Amy
Yeah.
Lunchbox
And you said you were going to leave at one time.
Eddie
I said I'm going to try to leave a 1 to 1:15.
Bobby Bones
Is traffic ever an excuse though? Because you know what traffic's going to be.
Eddie
No, you don't.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we do. We don't live in la. Like there's no, it's, it's north of.
Eddie
Town and they had ripped up the highway and so I don't go up.
Bobby Bones
You know, GPS before you left to see what it was?
Eddie
Yeah, and it said 45 minutes.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. Does your GPS show when there's ripped up highway like my maps do?
Amy
Yeah, I mean it gives you alternative routes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie
Oh, I didn't give me this says this was the quickest route. It said 45 and then quest printed out. Then we got on the road, it was 48 minutes. And so yeah, I told her, I told her I'd try to leave between 1 and 1:15 and then I told her I was running late, that we would be leaving later. And she said, okay, well I'm headed there now.
Lunchbox
Just like, no, I was already on the way. I was already 30 minutes to there.
Bobby Bones
What's the story? What's the real story?
Eddie
That's it.
Lunchbox
We had agreed that we were going to be there at 2 because coming back it's like a 45 minute drive. So we could go there, get content shot and be back before traffic hits, because traffic on the way back is going to suck because it always does at five o'. Clock. And so we were making sure we're getting there at 2 o'.
Bobby Bones
Clock.
Lunchbox
And so I leave at 1 o' clock to make sure I'm there on time. And I get a text from him. I want to say it's like 1:30. And he's like, sorry, we're. We're just now leaving and I'm already on the way. I'm already headed in that direction.
Bobby Bones
He said there really wasn't a time you just show up whenever you want.
Scuba Steve
Is this the one that's already in the. That's been in the calendar for like a week and a half?
Bobby Bones
Yes.
Scuba Steve
It says two to four. Yeah, I was just curious.
Eddie
Oh, two to four. So I could be there between two and four.
Scuba Steve
No, that's when it starts.
Bobby Bones
That doesn't mean you can be there anytime in that two hours. That means you. That's the time schedule for the content.
Scuba Steve
Bobby has a video shoot at 12:30 to 1:30. He doesn't get there when he wants between 12:30 and 1:30. The start time, call time is your.
Bobby Bones
Interpretation of 2 to 4. Get there anytime. Because if so. That's just someone has not taught you.
Eddie
Here. Here's the exact text exchange from Morgan and myself. Morgan. So she was late anyway because she said she was leaving at 150.
Bobby Bones
Why are you scratching with your thumb? Do you not want a quarter? Dude, ask for a quarter. That's the weirdest thing.
Morgan
I'm done.
Bobby Bones
Do we win? No. Oh, dude, there's quarters everywhere and you're over there, like, eating it with your thumb.
Morgan
Nothing, dude.
Eddie
Yeah, so Morgan yelled at me about being late. She said she was gonna leave at 1:15. She, at 118, texted me, headed that way. So more.
Lunchbox
I was already headed that way. And I said, text you.
Eddie
I said, waiting on my wife. And I responded to her immediately. And so then I.
Lunchbox
And then you texted when?
Eddie
And then I said, 1:46pm I said says, I'll be there at 2:36.
Morgan
You were taking your wife to a.
Bobby Bones
Work event 40 minutes late.
Eddie
I took my wife and kids. It was a pumpkin patch, man. It was a white house pumpkin patch. And it was awesome.
Bobby Bones
And yeah, let's not be late to work events. Like, seriously, if it's scheduled at 2, let's be there.
Eddie
It wasn't scheduled at 2.
Bobby Bones
Scuba, what was in the calendar at.
Eddie
Let me pull it up real quick here. No, no, I never said, hey, I'm going there at 2:00'.
Bobby Bones
Clock.
Scuba Steve
And we.
Bobby Bones
And that was also said we are going.
Lunchbox
We had agreed upon a time that we said we'd be there at 2.
Eddie
O', clock, get there in the afternoon.
Bobby Bones
And I never had an agreement where it's like, hey, let's there sometime around sunset. That's just not a thing where you agree to a general time when someone else is all, if it's like your group and we're all, yeah, we'll leave around. It's your family in your own car. But Morgan's there waiting for 40 minutes with a client too, right?
Lunchbox
Yeah, I was just hanging out with the clients for 25 minutes.
Bobby Bones
That's the worst. Because you got to be like entertaining and super on it. Doesn't matter who the client is. They can be great. But you're like, now I got to entertain them the whole time.
Morgan
And then you got to be like, oh, he'll be here anyway.
Bobby Bones
I'm sorry.
Morgan
Just talk to him.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
I mean, it was so lunchbox. What can you learn from this? Like, what was the confusion? So you don't look. No, there was no.
Eddie
There was no confusion.
Amy
Well, there obviously was.
Eddie
No. I told. I told Morgan I'm going to try to leave my house around 11 15. And when she texted me that she was headed that way, I said, running late. My wife is not home yet.
Bobby Bones
Oh.
Eddie
And so I told her, I gave.
Bobby Bones
Her is the wife and the kid. Was that like a part of the deal? Because if the clients expect you there too, the bonus is you take your family. It's not that you have to take your family.
Eddie
No, I was never told I had to be there exactly at 2 o' clock, that the client was gonna be waiting there for me at 2 o'. Cl.
Bobby Bones
Well, that could be a problem if you were never told that. Was he ever told to be there too, Scuba?
Scuba Steve
I mean, I don't. It's so confusing to me because I just feel like when you're told to be there, it says two o', clock. You just get there at two o'.
Eddie
Clock.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Scuba Steve
So I can't grasp the concept of something. I feel like it's just so elementary.
Lunchbox
Okay, you did do well about communicating.
Eddie
Exactly.
Lunchbox
You were coming late. It's just that I. Yeah, I had to hang out, but I'm just chilling.
Morgan
I got a question. Why were you trying to leave at 1:15?
Eddie
Because we were trying to get there.
Bobby Bones
At 2:00' clock with a four minute drive.
Eddie
No, I.
Bobby Bones
That's a great point. So. So you're saying he knew it was 2.
Morgan
I mean he wanted to leave at 1:15 to get there. I think at 2.
Eddie
The conversation before I, Morgan left work yesterday, we were like, oh, let's try to get there earlier in the afternoon so we don't hit traffic on the way back. It wasn't like let's try to get there right at 2. There was.
Bobby Bones
You were trying to get to right.
Morgan
At two because you were leaving at what time? Because you were going to leave at one time.
Bobby Bones
You said your gp, Eddie. That's the greatest point. I missed it. I did not. Oh my God. No, no, no, no. If you said you were leaving at 115. I said GPS said 45 minutes.
Eddie
Yeah. Once I typed it in, it said 45 minutes. I didn't know how long it was going to be.
Bobby Bones
So you just randomize the 115 and happened to be. It doesn't matter because I had.
Eddie
Because I looked at my schedule. We had to do sore losers after this. And I knew what time that was going to take. And then for me to get home and get in the car and drive, I figured it was going to be about 1 115. That's what my estimation was of no 45 minute drive. I didn't even know minutes until I got in the car.
Morgan
Everything here is about 45 minutes.
Bobby Bones
Is it?
Morgan
With a little bit of traffic. If it's not right down the road, I do about 30 to 45 minutes.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's interesting. I never leave my house, so if I'm not getting on an airplane, I don't leave the house. Okay. So I just would like to say, Morgan, I'm sorry that happened to you because that feels unprofessional that you had to stand there and like entertain the client as you're waiting on somebody to get there. That does feel unprofessional.
Lunchbox
It's okay. It did end up working out because I did get to hang out with a cow and a pig. That was fun.
Bobby Bones
But. And there's not always cow and pigs though. So you got lucky that time.
Lunchbox
I did. I did. Got lucky this time.
Bobby Bones
I don't know, I. I don't know what else you want.
Morgan
Well.
Bobby Bones
If it says guys, here's what we learned. If it says between 1 and 3, 7 and 9, 10 and 2, it doesn't mean you can get there anytime within those two hours.
Morgan
But if it says events from noon to 9pm that usually means you can get there whenever.
Bobby Bones
And it's been spoken about. Hey, show up whenever you.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Yeah.
Scuba Steve
Our show is, like 5 to 10.
Morgan
So I could just show up.
Bobby Bones
Whatever you want.
Scuba Steve
I think I'll be around for the corny. It's a fun time.
Bobby Bones
It just. It feels a bit unprofessional and that all. Everything falls back on me because my name's on the show. So I don't like it. But I wasn't there. But what are we gonna do?
Lunchbox
Hey, there was a maze, though. With your whole body.
Bobby Bones
My face, too.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we did go through the maze. That was pretty cool.
Morgan
Did you get out?
Lunchbox
We did not make it through the maze.
Bobby Bones
Hey, they're still there right now.
Morgan
No, I mean, like, legitimately. Did you finish the maze?
Lunchbox
No, we did not. It was so big. It's huge. We got, like, half halfway through. I was like, okay, I need to turn around.
Bobby Bones
Oh, you turned around, went back out the way. Was it because you were so late, you couldn't. Before dark? Like, you couldn't get.
Morgan
Because you started so late.
Eddie
Oh, man, that's weird. See, she was so concerned about me being on. But then after we were done, she was still standing around taking pictures with her and her friend and the pumpkin.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Lunchbox
To make sure I posted. Yeah. But I still got back in time because I left earlier than you guys.
Bobby Bones
Sun's going down.
Eddie
Yeah, I mean, we don't think we.
Bobby Bones
Have time to get to the other end.
Eddie
We stayed for a long time. We did the whole maze and everything got all the way out. So, yeah, we had a great time.
Morgan
Oh, you got out of the maze.
Eddie
I did.
Bobby Bones
That's cool.
Eddie
My kids led the way.
Bobby Bones
I just would ask that we be a little more professional, but.
Eddie
I agree.
Morgan
Too much to ask.
Bobby Bones
It is.
Morgan
Might be too much.
Bobby Bones
It is. Okay, let's go around the room.
Morgan
Amy.
Amy
So@people.com there was this article about a man that went on a date with a woman, and he'd been talking to her for a few days before they decided to go to dinner. And then at dinner, it came up that she, after two failed marriages, has decided to be celibate. And then he refused to pay for her dinner.
Bobby Bones
Yes. All this. I think that this is a terrible guy, because you can pay for the dinner and never go out with her again. But if you've already agreed on the arrangement, if we're going to go on a date, and if that arrangement is, I pay for the dinner. You don't not pay for the dinner. Because she says something that you don't see a future in, you still continue the date. At least finish. You can even wrap the Date early. But if you were gonna pay at the beginning, that's a real douchebag thing to do.
Amy
Yeah. Was he expecting something that night?
Bobby Bones
Cause no, maybe not that night. I mean, he could have been, but I would think there are some guys, I would say a lot of guys would be like, oh, celibacy, respect it. Don't love it, but respect it. Not for me, because I can't see, you know, being in a relationship with somebody who's celibate. I could totally see that from guys and I don't have any problem with them even feeling that way. But to go now, I'm not even gonna pay for this now. I know that feels.
Amy
Also, she's choosing to be in this moment. It's not like she is going to be forever.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no, I wouldn't work on that. I would just.
Morgan
She's sane forever, right? Like after two.
Bobby Bones
Celibacy into a point.
Amy
Now that point could be death at this moment. And she may have.
Bobby Bones
Like a vow of celibacy. Could be like something religious and you do it to death.
Morgan
It's like nuns, you know?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But I don't know that this is because she's done it before. Like, she's had sex and I think she's going to be celibate because she's realized it's probably put her in situations or has fast tracked relationships in ways that maybe she didn't want this next one to be fast tracked. Similarly. Yeah, this guy's a bad dude.
Morgan
Bad dude. Now, did he just not pay for the dinner because he wasn't going to have it that night or because that's.
Amy
What we don't know.
Bobby Bones
I mean, I would think he's like, this is not something I can see going. So I'm just not going to pay him out.
Amy
That's he stayed for the meal but ultimately opted out of paying for her. And he felt that his decision was justified.
Bobby Bones
I don't even care if they decided they weren't going to pay for each other's meal regardless of celibacy or not. Like, if that's also part of the social contract. I don't know. The social contract was between them. But if he made it a point because I don't know why this would be a story unless he made it a point. Hey, let's go to dinner. I'll take you to dinner. And then halfway through, oh, you ain't putting out. I ain't putting out.
Amy
He said he, you know, when he knew he was meeting up with her, she was a very nice Classy woman. She's still classy. And then over dinner, she admitted, okay, here's the deal. The celibacy was lasting until she finds someone to marry. So she's gonna be celibate until marriage. So he would have to. So now he knows. If I date you, we're not doing anything until we get married.
Bobby Bones
Just a douchebag move to not pay. You don't go out with her ever again. But if you've agreed to pay ahead of time, if that's, again, the social contract you two have agreed upon, you should pay regardless. Like, if she showed up and she had a huge mole that had four big hairs coming out of it, and you're like, oh, I can't do this. You still pay for the day. It doesn't matter what the situation is. If you've agreed to do it, you do it. Yeah, that's. I didn't like that guy. I don't know who he is. I don't like him.
Morgan
Should she put that on her profile before, like, the date?
Bobby Bones
It's up to her. I. It's not an absolute. Yes, because there are some people that have remained, you know, to be a virgin. They don't put that on theirs. It's not like when you order for a restaurant, they get a V. A vegan. They put a V beside the menu item. Yeah, they're not gonna put a V up beside their name. It's up to them. Yeah, but. Yeah. Bad dude. Morgan, your story.
Lunchbox
Well, so there's people now who are getting cremated and putting themselves in fireworks.
Morgan
Well, they're not putting themselves.
Lunchbox
Well, they put it in their will.
Bobby Bones
You know, if they request it, aren't they putting themselves?
Morgan
No, somebody else has to do it.
Bobby Bones
Well, they're doing the physical labor. But if I'm building a house, I'm not actually the one building the house. I'm paying in, expecting someone, and that drives me nuts.
Morgan
It feels like we're building a house. No, you're not.
Amy
That doesn't drive you nuts.
Morgan
Yes, it does. No, we're building our building a house right now. No, you're not. You're not doing anything.
Bobby Bones
You are buying a house.
Eddie
You're having it built. You're having it built.
Bobby Bones
You're building a house. If you're a foreman on a job and they're digging pipelines.
Morgan
Yeah, he's doing it. No, no, he's part of the team.
Bobby Bones
He's just a foreman. He's not actually got the. Because according to your logic, you actually have to have the shovel in the ground.
Eddie
Physically.
Bobby Bones
Physically digging. It's funny, but I don't agree.
Morgan
I'm telling you, it drives me nuts when people say that. Like, a lot of people are like, yeah, we just moved to this town. We can't live there because we're building the house right now. I'm like, you're not building it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, you're an idiot. That's funny, but you're an idiot. Okay, Morgan, finish your story.
Lunchbox
Okay, so somebody is putting a body and fireworks to be cremated, and then you can choose the color that they're gonna be, and then you shoot them off, and that's how you celebrate their life.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. That's fun.
Morgan
That's fun.
Bobby Bones
I mean, the other. The other stuff's not fun. The death and the crying and stuff in the funeral, but the, you know, four seconds of a boom, that's kind of fun.
Morgan
You try. You trying to be cremated.
Bobby Bones
I don't give a crap. My bot. When I'm dead, I don't care what you do with me. I'm dead.
Amy
But you. If you had to make a decision right now.
Bobby Bones
I'm dead.
Amy
I don't care, but decide for yourself. You have to eat me. No, I'm not doing that.
Bobby Bones
You just said I got to decide.
Eddie
Yeah, he decided.
Amy
That's not an option. It's cremated. Eat my body or casket.
Bobby Bones
Nope. Eat my body.
Morgan
Out of respect. Amy, you'd have to eat it.
Bobby Bones
I want you. No. Yes, you are.
Amy
No, I'm not.
Bobby Bones
Guys, you make sure of it.
Morgan
We'll make sure.
Bobby Bones
Okay?
Eddie
You got to respect his wishes.
Bobby Bones
Respect my wishes. I'm going to haunt you.
Morgan
We might have to just put in regular food.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, don't tell her. Yeah, don't tell her.
Amy
You can be put in a pill capsule.
Bobby Bones
And you'd eat me. Okay, guys, there we go.
Morgan
Done.
Bobby Bones
Pill me up on all of you to eat me. Hold on.
Eddie
What happened to just Amy?
Morgan
I liked it better when it was eight.
Bobby Bones
Set my brain. Because that's how you. That's a disease. You get a disease from the human brain.
Morgan
Mad cow.
Bobby Bones
Yes, it's similar. Yes. Other than that, you can eat. I want you to eat me. If I get to decide. I want you to eat me.
Amy
Okay, fine. I'll eat you.
Bobby Bones
Thank you. Just say it. Guys.
Morgan
That'S true.
Amy
He's not gonna know.
Morgan
I don't think his spirit will know if you don't.
Bobby Bones
I will. I will haunt you so much.
Eddie
Bon appetit.
Bobby Bones
You don't even know. Obvious. I'll be scaring you all.
Amy
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
When you get in the shower and it's a little wet, I'll be like, boom. You'll fall down, hit your head.
Morgan
Oh, my goodness. We'll know it's you.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's how you'll know it's me.
Amy
Okay.
Morgan
I'm even gonna put some A1 sauce on.
Bobby Bones
You see, that's a true friend. Yep. Okay.
Eddie
Lunchbox man, Mark Sanchez, he got out of the hospital. He went to jail. They brought him out of the jail and they had news reporters there. And he was just like. He looked like a dude that knows he ruined his life. He looked like the most hungover person I've ever seen. He was just like, I just want to thank Dr. So and so for saving my life.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. He's like, if I was a trauma doctor, I'd be dead.
Eddie
I'm just. I'm just focusing on my recovery. I mean, he sounded like a defeated human. It was pretty bad.
Morgan
But you think his life's over?
Eddie
No, but he felt that, the way he looked, you know what I mean?
Morgan
Like defeated for sure.
Bobby Bones
His career is going to have a massive setback. I think he'll get a second chance because nobody died. I think he'll owe a lot of money to that guy. I don't know how long it's going to take. Better. Hopefully that 7 year old dude doesn't die. And it really just depends on the pr. That one, they do and that two, the old guy doesn't do. Because if it all goes away, if St. Jad's able to give him like millions of dollars and he heals and we don't really talk about it anymore and he'll serve a little, probably a little time somehow he'll get another shot. If it continues to get dragged out, people won't hire him. You got to think. And they just released some more of the footage. You guys see it?
Morgan
Him walking down?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, more than that.
Morgan
What did you see? Because I just saw him walking down the, the alleyway.
Bobby Bones
TMC put out some brand new stuff. Like last night.
Morgan
No, I didn't see it then.
Bobby Bones
I didn't see like the fight or anything, but I don't if they had that. I don't. I don't even know. I don't watch it.
Morgan
I just kind of want to see what was happening before all that. Like what started it, you know, because like all I saw was just him walking up and down the alleyway and I don't really know why he even attacked the dude. That's what I want to see. Like, are they running Sprints, like they said.
Bobby Bones
We've heard like, four stories, which is hard for me to jump in and go, for sure this is it. We never really know because, yeah, apparently he was running sprints. Apparently he was wasted, drunk. The guy was parked, doing the oil swip out, you know, restaurants, I don't know. Some people think he was looking for drugs. Some people think he was just so drunk. Some people think he was back there doing gay stuff.
Amy
I mean, he had to be. Whatever he was, he was, like, out of his mind.
Bobby Bones
Oh, yeah.
Morgan
Well, just drunk.
Eddie
Yeah, but I wonder if he was more than drunk.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but see, that's it. We're all just wondering at this point. We don't know because it just seems.
Eddie
I mean, he got the guy's truck.
Bobby Bones
I know, it's crazy. It escalated to a point of an unfamiliarity with just drunk people fighting.
Eddie
Right.
Bobby Bones
Also, wasn't two drunk people fighting. And also he push through pepper spray.
Eddie
That's pretty intense.
Bobby Bones
Like, if you're drunk and I spray you, you probably go down. If you're. If something else is happening, maybe you don't. Maybe you fight through it. It wasn't like, protecting his. Like. Like fighting for somebody's protection or protect his own life. He was, according to what we know, the aggressor.
Morgan
That's weird.
Bobby Bones
And aggressed through pepper spray. That's crazy. Yes.
Lunchbox
Did he ever have any other things? I. I never heard of him before this moment. So I'm just curious. Did he ever have any other reason? He was, like, in the news for anything?
Bobby Bones
Not that I know of. No.
Morgan
Just the butt fumble. True.
Amy
The what?
Bobby Bones
The butt Fumble.
Amy
Was that.
Bobby Bones
Even when he played for the Jets? Usually. Like a butt fumble. It's really one of them.
Amy
Well, right now I'm watching this video.
Bobby Bones
Sort of.
Morgan
Yeah, pretty much.
Bobby Bones
What are you watching?
Amy
The video. The latest footage.
Bobby Bones
What do they show right now?
Amy
I'm just watching him roam.
Eddie
There's wandering.
Morgan
Yeah, that's all I saw, too. Just kind of.
Amy
He's aimlessly walking. He's by himself one direction, then he turns around and walks the other direction.
Morgan
And then you see people kind of look in the alley, like, what's going on over there?
Bobby Bones
Come out.
Amy
This is TMZ.
Bobby Bones
This is like four days ago.
Amy
Yeah, October 10th.
Bobby Bones
I've probably seen this then. Oh, there's the dumpster. Yeah, I think I've seen this one.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
Morgan, what'd you think of that? Butt fumble?
Lunchbox
That's a little embarrassing.
Bobby Bones
Will you explain it to Amy?
Lunchbox
Basically, he, like, runs into another player and falls on his butt. And then the ball gets loose out of his hands. Because he was a quarterback, I'm assuming.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. Now he's running. I'm watching here. He's running. We saw this.
Morgan
He's running out or running.
Bobby Bones
He's run. He's like, run. I don't know if it's a wind sprint or running toward the victim, but he's running towards the truck. Yeah, I've seen all this.
Morgan
All right.
Bobby Bones
Who hasn't gone?
Morgan
I haven't gone.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Morgan
Speaking of TikTok, have you seen the video of that helicopter that went down in Huntington Beach?
Eddie
Oh, that was crazy.
Bobby Bones
The first three seconds, it turned it off, flipped it out. Is a beach on a beach.
Morgan
Right On a beach.
Bobby Bones
Didn't watch it.
Amy
Like, the palm trees caught it.
Morgan
I mean, the propeller chopped the palm trees. I mean, it was. The video I saw was, it may die people. No. 5 people hospitalized, which is amazing. Nobody died. But the person shooting the video was like, wow, that. That chopper is, like, pretty close. And then it just comes right for them, which is unbelievable. But it turns out that there were two pilots there. They were taking the hospital, and then there were three people on the ground that got injured. And it was like a helicopter car show that it was just supposed to be landing in a parking lot there. And I just lost control. But the video is crazy.
Bobby Bones
I can watch it.
Lunchbox
Is this the same one where the kid got pinned under and people, like, bystanders came by and, like, pulled the kid out?
Eddie
I think that is the same, because there.
Morgan
It did say that there's a child involved, so I'm pretty sure.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Like, I think the helicopter came and the kid was on the beach, and it was in the wrong place. And then people came. I think he's doing it. He's in the hospital.
Bobby Bones
That's tough, man.
Morgan
I'm telling you. If I would have just read the story, been like, oh, that's crazy. But when you see the video first, it changes everything.
Bobby Bones
I thought it was AI at first, because the helicopter was, like, hovering over the tree, One of the tree. And I was like, not AI. I'm out.
Morgan
You could tell immediately it wasn't AI.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I watched a video where this woman's at her cake and her husband, they're cutting their cake. They have a real tall wedding cake. They're cutting it, and their dog runs in the room and just jumps in the cake and starts eating it. And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah.
Morgan
Got him.
Amy
Well, yeah, because why would their dog be.
Bobby Bones
Do you Want to see a funny video? I mean, this is like. Do you want to watch a YouTube? I hate when people do that. I hate when people do that.
Morgan
And then it's a 20 minute video.
Bobby Bones
And then you gotta watch the whole thing. They give you the phone. This YouTube's so funny. This is like eight seconds. I made a video of me singing with Willy Wonka. Watch. This is me singing here. I'm doing background Gene Wilder. Yeah. Dressed as Willy Wonka.
Morgan
You guys are getting down, man.
Bobby Bones
The fact that it's Jean Wilder dress as Willy Wonka makes me laugh so hard.
Morgan
That's pretty funny.
Bobby Bones
That's all. That's what I do. I'm doing my, I don't know, once every six month. Check in on how gray my beard's getting. So I'm just letting it grow for a few days. And every time I do it, it gets a little grayer. It's like.
Morgan
It's pretty gray.
Bobby Bones
It's here. Yep. And then it's a little color here. It's slow. It's here. My hair is not, which is great. It's awesome. But then my. Around my neck, like the facial hair stuff and the sideburns and stuff, it gets. But this just turns into gray.
Morgan
So you're only growing it to kind of see where it's at.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I just kind of want to measure progress. Yeah. Yeah. Not great. I kind of don't care anymore. I'm not really trying to, you know, impress anybody. He's trying to impress people with my beard. I started getting on beard shows. Never really. Never really made it. Auditioned for a couple. Wasn't quite that guy, but. Yeah. I don't know how long I'm gonna let this one grow.
Morgan
I bet you you can grow a really good beard. Like a long one. Pretty full. Cuz you don't have patchy. You're not patchy like me.
Bobby Bones
I don't even care about the gray. I wish it were all gray or all brown. I don't like that. It's all.
Morgan
It's different colors.
Bobby Bones
Weird. It's like. What do you call it? Nah.
Amy
What?
Bobby Bones
Nothing. Mike, you know, I've done this a couple of times. You did?
Morgan
Just like a dog. Like a dog with different colors.
Bobby Bones
Yep. What do you call that?
Amy
Mud.
Bobby Bones
Well, no, that would be if it were different breeds.
Amy
I know. I guess I don't know what you call it with different colors.
Lunchbox
A tri color.
Bobby Bones
Why not?
Morgan
You're a tricolor.
Amy
Calico.
Bobby Bones
What were we talking about yesterday? Where I jumped out? Oh, I know. Sometimes I just Want to say jokes. And I know that you're just one joke away at any time from anything going viral and being canceled.
Morgan
That's why I get so jealous of, like, some of those guys on podcasts.
Bobby Bones
Well, podcast, you can say whatever you want. We're on video right now.
Morgan
We are.
Bobby Bones
Yes. And that clips, clipped stuff is what gets you in trouble. You mostly say whatever you want on just audio podcast because people got to go, like, listen to it to find it. But clip stuff is consumed so quickly. I saw the band Perry. One of the members of the band Perry jumped out. And I say this respectfully. Nobody cares.
Morgan
Wait, I didn't realize that they were.
Amy
Only the husband or the brother.
Bobby Bones
The brother. And that's why nobody cares as long as Kimberly's the lead singer. Eddie and I just had this conversation on the Bobby cast. As long as the lead singer stays the same, nobody cares. Keep the lead singer. And I don't mean that.
Morgan
Just no disrespect of the basis.
Amy
So now do you think Kimberly and her husband will just become a duo?
Eddie
Probably.
Bobby Bones
They're probably still the band Perry.
Morgan
They're. Well, hold on. So the other guy is her husband.
Bobby Bones
So one brother didn't come back. Yeah, I saw that. And one brother stayed, and then Kimberly. So then the other brother, once going to, like, artist management or something, decided because they broke up for a while, too. So now it's just Kimberly and her husband. But I still. That's still the van Perry. As long as the lead singer is still there, we're good. Just keep touring. Nobody's gonna know the difference. That's my point.
Eddie
What's the husband doing? The band plays.
Bobby Bones
He's a. He's a musician. Really good musician, too.
Eddie
Okay, so he doesn't sing. He's just a player.
Bobby Bones
He could probably do background vocals, but he's not the singer. She's a singer. But we just had this conversation of would you want to go watch a band if, like, some of the original members aren't there? Like. And I'm like, yeah, sure. As long as the lead singer's there, you can switch everybody out. I do not care. That's all.
Morgan
So is it cool that she keeps the name the band Perry and not just goes Kimberly Perry?
Bobby Bones
Absolutely. She did Kimberly Perry for a while. It's harder. It's harder for anybody to go with a different name than what made them famous, even if they got really famous. Look at Rascal Flats. They tried separately. Even Gary didn't have a solo career. He tried, but they get back together. And it's like, boom, Arenas are full just like that. Even though Gary was singing all the songs.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like, nothing was different. But if Rascal Flats came back as Gary, and who cares if he still was trying to do. Instead of Gary Levox solo, let's say he was Rascal Flats with randoms. We'd go watch because who cares? It's Gary. All we care about is the lead singer. That's. That's my thing.
Amy
I felt like maybe with them, maybe it's a little different, but, well, they.
Bobby Bones
Own it, so they're not going to let him just run with it. Unless they were like, yeah, you can run with it and be Rascal Flats, but you have to pay us like 15% of every show. Like, those deals have happened before there are even breakups. And I will not say who it is, but I do know this with full authority that when they break up, there are rules about. The lead singer can only perform, like, two of the band songs live. Because he can't turn into. Or she can't turn into somebody legally. Yep. She can't turn in their. In their. Like, dissolving of the. And I want to say company, because you can get back together, but dissolving of the. The current relationship and they're breaking up and going solo. The lead singer cannot go and just do all the songs they can do. Maximum two a night.
Morgan
Wow.
Bobby Bones
So they don't go and just basically be the band. Gotcha.
Amy
I mean, that makes sense.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I didn't know that was, like, legal stuff that you had to put in. Like you can't sing more than two of them. The band's songs. Because that would be you acting like the band. So. But if Gary Levox just went, hey, Rascal Flats, we're going out. But the other two guys weren't there. I don't know that anybody would care. Like the hard hardcore fans. But I mean, we're.
Amy
All three of them are known.
Bobby Bones
Kinda not really. You know what's known? The songs. I'm talking about Gen Pop, not us in the business or hardcore Rascal Flats fans.
Morgan
Yeah, because we know. Because we met them and we know them. But if you didn't, you probably wouldn't know.
Bobby Bones
And if you're a hard one, poor Rascal Flats fan, you know. But if they were just, like coming to town, if, like they were just coming to Little Rock and you saw Rascal Flats and then you went. And it was only Gary with other people playing instruments, but they were singing every song that you knew. There's no Difference.
Morgan
I mean, I'm telling you, the band Perry, when they came with her husband, like him, they came out with, like, her husband, and the brother wasn't there anymore. At first glance, I thought the brother was still in it.
Bobby Bones
Well, because his hair's blonde, you know, because he kind of looks like. They all look the same.
Morgan
I kind of just assume, like, okay, they're still in.
Amy
The brothers have changed their look a lot too, right?
Bobby Bones
So I gotta get my ankle shot up.
Amy
What?
Bobby Bones
I have to. I don't know. I just texted. Cortisol doesn't last as long as I need it to be shot up. My ankle is fine, except I tore some cartilage out of it like, a year ago.
Amy
It's fine, but it's not fine.
Bobby Bones
No, it's fine in that it will not be further injured regardless of what I do to it. So I can't. Even though it hurts. And pain is your body's way of saying, stop doing it. Like, generally, that's why we have nerves, right. That tell us, hey, you shouldn't go and do more of this, because it could actually kill you. Right? So the existence of nerves in your body is just a protection. And so in my ankle, it hurts so bad, but it's because I lost cartilage there. I can't grow the cartilage back. It is always going to be that. And so I hit up my doctor. I was like, I need to be shot up because I can't do anything. I can't run. I can't really play pickleball. I can, but then I'm. It's. I'm awful for, like, four days. And so I gotta get. I gotta get shot up.
Morgan
Can't they surgically put fake cartilage in there?
Eddie
Oh, that sounds cool.
Amy
Stuffing.
Eddie
Just like Amy's grandma.
Bobby Bones
Full stuff your feet. I'm walking in with a wobbling foot. Yeah, they went and did the whole thing, so I'm gonna try to get that done.
Eddie
So when you get shot up, how long does it last? Like, a month, two months?
Bobby Bones
Well, I think it. I don't have the. The correct answer to that. I know I've been shot up before. Weekly when I did Dancing with the Stars because I tore my shoulder, the top part of my shoulder, and that lasted about a week, but I think it was a minimal amount. So I don't know. But if they give me the needles, I'll shoot it up every week.
Amy
You don't know what it is?
Bobby Bones
Who cares?
Eddie
As long as it makes you feel good?
Bobby Bones
Isn't that what? Isn't that what needles are? Just make you feel good. Don't worry about, don't ask any questions.
Morgan
Where you get in trouble, man, that's.
Bobby Bones
Somebody chasing a dragon. That's all I'm trying to do. No, I got, I have to because I can't do anything like any cardio, nothing. And I'm like just trying to like stay healthy, keep my heart good.
Amy
That's frustrating.
Bobby Bones
It is so frustrating. Can't jog on it. All right, we'll take a break and we will come back.
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Eddie
That's a pretty good discount.
Bobby Bones
So it's a 21,000 square foot property tied to both his music career and criminal scandals. Originally in disrepair, the home was bought and restored by the Isley Brothers. Then they listed it. R. Kelly bought it, apparently. And yeah, would 1.6 million. And it's a three and a half million dollar house. Would you buy it, Amy? No. Lunchbox.
Eddie
Yeah, 100%.
Bobby Bones
Let's just all say we have the money.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah. If I got 1.6 million laying around and it's a 3 point something million dollar house, you can change that layout, refurbish, whatever. But for 1.6 million, you're getting a heck of a deal. I'm moving in.
Bobby Bones
That's tough, Eddie.
Morgan
Crimes went down there. Yeah, can't do it. I would be thinking about that the whole time.
Eddie
Well, what crimes did he do?
Bobby Bones
Like kid crimes.
Caller Anita/Erica
Yeah.
Morgan
You want to sit like in your living room where those crimes went down?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
No, I don't, I don't mouth if I have that. If money is just easy to throw around, I can throw it around somewhere else.
Eddie
Well, I know he married that girl when she was only like 16, but what else did he do? I don't know anything else that he did.
Bobby Bones
The home to his chocolate factory studio where he allegedly exerted disturbing control over those who visited and worked there.
Morgan
Nah, it's like Amy said, we can throw our money somewhere else.
Amy
I mean, I guess I see the point of, like, you're getting this pretty good deal.
Bobby Bones
Like, what's the deal need to be for you to buy it though? Because you can't act like maybe you can. What if it was for $1? Everybody has a price.
Morgan
I'm buying it.
Eddie
See?
Morgan
$1.
Bobby Bones
So your integrity has a monetary value. It's a dollar for a dollar.
Amy
He doesn't have to sit in the living room. He doesn't have to go there.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I can rent it out, tear it down. $10,000.
Morgan
Buy it.
Amy
Yeah, but, yeah, but, but knock everything down, start.
Morgan
You can do that?
Amy
Yeah, yeah.
Morgan
Knock the whole house down and rebuild another one.
Bobby Bones
Then I would say, then what's the difference? That there's just a floor that separates the ground. That ground is still the ground where like heinous things happen.
Amy
You know, you're not like in the actual room.
Morgan
It's just a thought of that, man.
Amy
Because, I mean, there's probably on the ground we're on now something heinous. Maybe.
Bobby Bones
I don't know right here. But I don't know that.
Caller Anita/Erica
Right.
Amy
Well, you won't know exactly where those rooms were once you tear it down.
Bobby Bones
I would. Would you buy it for.
Amy
Would you say the lot size was exactly.
Bobby Bones
Amy's gonna pull Property Brothers on us.
Morgan
Here.
Bobby Bones
You dig up the ground, knock the house down. Dig up the entire ground, all new dirt. Okay, so let's say the house goes up for sale for $250,000. It's a 3.6 million dollar house.
Amy
Then I get to tear it down.
Morgan
We can do whatever.
Bobby Bones
No, let's just say for the sake of the argument, you have to live in it. No. $250,000 for a three and a half million dollar house.
Amy
Whatever it was, I'm good.
Morgan
It's so hard. I guess I'm buying it. That's a. That's a deal. Dude, like you can't find a deal like that anywhere.
Eddie
Anywhere.
Amy
Yeah. Deal with the devil.
Eddie
No, no, you're not buying it from R. Kelly.
Bobby Bones
Okay, what about a house where people were murdered? Three people were murdered. Two were children. I'm just making this up. I don't know, it's getting darker. But I need to present a certain level of darkness.
Amy
And you say I have to live in it. I'm too scared. No.
Morgan
And you're still at what price?
Bobby Bones
Same price. 3 million dollar house, but quarter million dollar. It's up for 250 because then.
Amy
Are you gonna be able to sell it later?
Eddie
It doesn't matter. We're not worried about resale value.
Morgan
250.
Amy
I mean, you always be worried about that.
Morgan
I'll buy it.
Eddie
I'd buy it.
Morgan
I buy it.
Bobby Bones
I think the murders. I'd buy it. What's weird, because I'm not as drawn. Yeah, it's still freaky. What if a cult all committed suicide in it? Oh, like 20.
Morgan
How many? 20.
Bobby Bones
20. 20 people. There's a cult committed suicide in the house.
Morgan
And 250,000. I'm buying it.
Bobby Bones
What's. What's weirder? The suicide or the three murders and two were children?
Eddie
Suicide, the murders.
Bobby Bones
I think the murders are too.
Amy
Cause the suicides, it's like adults making their own decision. I mean, they're brainwashed and I feel bad for them, but the murders, like they were just trying to hang out in their house.
Morgan
I'm gonna go with the numbers though. 20. Ghosts versus hummingbird.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Verse three. That's what I say.
Morgan
Yeah.
Eddie
Feels very depressing if everybody went to your house to kill themselves. Like, ugh.
Bobby Bones
They probably live there though. If they're a cult, they spend a lot of time.
Eddie
Oh, that's a good point.
Morgan
But it's. You know, the more I think about it, it's not the house's fault, you know, and the house probably wants a good owner in there.
Bobby Bones
So now the house has a soul and desires to change the vibe.
Morgan
You repaint it and you put. You know, then you don't bring a very clean living life to that house.
Bobby Bones
And you're saying words now. You're just stringing words together.
Morgan
You know what I'm saying, though? Like, you don't murder anyone. So the house, like, thank God, finally somebody good lives here and changes the life of the house.
Bobby Bones
$250,000. An entire cult. Commit Kool Aid suicide.
Morgan
Oh, that's even better. No blood.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Bill Cosby's house. Now, Bill Cosby, a lot of his crimes weren't at the house.
Eddie
Then I'm okay.
Bobby Bones
Some might be. I'm not sure. But his New York townhouse was sold for, like, 20 million. It was listed for over 20 million bucks.
Amy
If he didn't commit crimes there, then.
Bobby Bones
What if it's like, we just don't know. But you know how dirty dog he was.
Morgan
Gosh, that's tough, man.
Eddie
He's out of jail, which is crazy.
Bobby Bones
He's.
Eddie
Yeah, like, that's wild.
Amy
When we buy houses now. I'm thinking about it this way, too. We don't know. Like, who knows if.
Bobby Bones
But we do know the person I.
Amy
Bought from is a total creep.
Bobby Bones
But we do know is the point. We know Bill Cosby was an awful person and the awful things he did to people.
Morgan
But what Amy's saying, though, is that we may be living in a house now where somebody.
Bobby Bones
But the difference is we don't know. We do know if we buy this, like, 100. Yeah, you do know.
Amy
Yeah.
Morgan
Cheap.
Eddie
Yeah. Is it on the D discount cheap?
Bobby Bones
Great point. So Bill Cosby's house sold for. Are they listed for, like, 29 million? I don't know. Let's just say it sold for 20. But you could get it for the price of $500,000.
Eddie
I'm buying it.
Morgan
I have to get it, but I'm not telling anyone. It's Bill Cosby's house.
Bobby Bones
They're gonna know.
Morgan
Oh, no, they won't.
Amy
Everyone's gonna know. You're the creep that bought it.
Bobby Bones
Well, no, you don't have to be a creep.
Eddie
No, no, no. You can tell people, hey, Bill Cosby used to live here, but we're trying to, you know, re image It. Rebrand.
Bobby Bones
Rebrand.
Morgan
Give the house a new life.
Eddie
Rebrand.
Bobby Bones
Epstein's house.
Amy
No.
Eddie
No.
Amy
Heck no.
Morgan
How much?
Bobby Bones
Because that's a. It's like a hundred million dollar.
Morgan
I mean, dude, these houses are amazing.
Bobby Bones
So 100 million, but it's like you.
Amy
Got cameras hidden everywhere.
Bobby Bones
$100,000 for that 100 million dollar house.
Morgan
Oh, I have to get it.
Eddie
I got to take it. I keep changing my mind. I say no, and then I'm like.
Morgan
I have to get it. Because, like, what's the standard? Like, what are we. Not. Like, there's no standard. Did not. It doesn't mean anything to not buy that house.
Bobby Bones
I mean, I would buy the house. I don't feel like what somebody did on some materials has any indication on what I am, what I'm going to do. Correct.
Amy
I know, but I guess it's just like, what. You think about it a lot, probably.
Morgan
When you're alone in the house. Yeah.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
It's quiet mostly. It's just. Do I think. And I don't. But do I think ghosts could get me? And I don't think Epstein killed people. He did awful, awful, awful things, but I don't think he killed people in that house.
Amy
Right. But I don't want to be thinking about those awful, awful things, because you.
Morgan
Will think about that stuff in the house. You will.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. But for, like, a couple days. I used to think, too. Like, when I did, like, any sort of reality show, I would be like, I'm always gonna know the cameras there, and you just forget about it after, like, two days. It just becomes part of whatever. I know it's not the same.
Morgan
I know what you're saying, though, but that's a.
Bobby Bones
Probably a pretty terrible analogy. But still, I. I think you.
Morgan
You keep.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you probably would.
Morgan
You probably go back and think about it.
Bobby Bones
His New York City house was sold for 51 million. Is that what it is? Yep. That New York.
Morgan
Who gets that money? Like, who do you buy it from?
Bobby Bones
I don't know.
Morgan
The government.
Bobby Bones
We need to investigate them. Because they're wearing a mask. It's a thing. Right at the signing, they're wearing a trench coat and a mask. I'm sure it's like a victim's fund or something or. Yeah, the government, I'm sure. Yeah. The R. Kelly thing's weird, huh?
Eddie
Mm, yeah.
Morgan
Tough. But price is right. Do it.
Bobby Bones
I don't want to be on you guys's team, but I agree.
Morgan
I mean, you can't pass up a good offer.
Eddie
What's so wrong with about being on our team. I don't like that comment.
Bobby Bones
It's even how you guys are talking about like prizes. Right. I just don't believe that something that happens on certain materials at a certain place affects anything that happens going forward in the future.
Morgan
No, I don't either.
Bobby Bones
No. But you guys are like, if the money's right. Me, I'm just like, if it's a, I can see myself doing it for a good deal without even really thinking about it.
Morgan
Like mine, Mine is more of like if you can just handle the fact that your to be thinking about that while you're in the house.
Bobby Bones
I just don't think I'm going to be thinking about it a lot because I don't think I, I, I, I don't think I, I could be wrong, but I don't think I'd be thinking about it a lot.
Morgan
Like your kids are sleeping in a bedroom and then you're just.
Bobby Bones
All right, Kelly. I don't think I'd be thinking about it. The Epstein. I would.
Morgan
Oh, yeah. It's a lot. A lot went on in the house.
Eddie
Yeah.
Morgan
Cosby. I don't think about it a lot.
Bobby Bones
But I don't know that Cosby had that much happening in the house. That'd be some. But a lot of his stuff was like out on the road and stuff.
Morgan
No, man.
Bobby Bones
There's a scam phone call that this person got. Turns out it wasn't a scam at all. It was a one million dollar lottery win.
Eddie
I need that.
Morgan
Did he get the million or did he report the scam?
Bobby Bones
Valerie Williams said she'd been using the Michigan Lottery app to scan non winning tickets, but didn't realize that in doing so she was entering herself in second chance drawings. One day a call came in. It was one of the numbers she didn't recognize. She answered it, she didn't believe it. They called her again, said, you can call us back. She still didn't believe it. I wouldn't either, but. So she ended up winning the ability to go spin the big wheel at the Comerica park during a Detroit Tigers game. That's what she won. And she found herself a million dollar winner.
Morgan
Wow.
Bobby Bones
From upi.
Eddie
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
I'd still, I'd get to the stadium, look around, yell at people there and be like, this scam. This is like one of the greatest scams in history. They really went, I was just watching.
Morgan
An episode of Fresh Prince where they, they, they messed with Jeffrey and gave him a fake lottery ticket.
Bobby Bones
You did that? Yeah. And they did from the. The night before. Put it on screen and he's quitting and he's like, screw you. That's a great episode.
Morgan
It's such a good episode.
Bobby Bones
That's a great episode. Do you see that baby that was born 13 pounds?
Morgan
No.
Bobby Bones
A Tennessee woman gives birth to a 13 pound baby. Everybody thought it was AI because so big. So big. That's like almost. That's two babies for some people.
Eddie
Yeah, it is.
Morgan
I mean, one of my boys was ten.
Eddie
That's still three pounds.
Morgan
And they said that was huge. But three more pounds. Yeah, that was huge.
Bobby Bones
I gotta sneeze, man. Oh, the baby is so big. The baby looks like the Michelin Man.
Morgan
Little rubber bands all over.
Bobby Bones
No, but yes. Like it's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what the Michelin man is, Morgan?
Lunchbox
Yeah. He looks like a giant marshmallow.
Eddie
He does look like a marshmallow.
Morgan
Does he mean the tires?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah.
Morgan
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I thought. Always thought so. Like white tires.
Lunchbox
Yeah, yeah, I think I've seen him, which is weird.
Eddie
Why are they white tires?
Bobby Bones
Maybe probably because you didn't.
Morgan
It didn't look good the other way. Maybe.
Bobby Bones
Like that's probably on pictures. Yeah.
Morgan
Why does. What does that have to do with.
Bobby Bones
Oh, here we go. He was created in 1898 when tires were naturally a paler, grayish white color from the rubber. Oh, there we go.
Morgan
What does that have to do with, like the. The food thing?
Lunchbox
The Michelin restaurant, they created that same company. Yeah, they created it in hopes that people would drive more so their tires would like. They created the guide so people would then travel more to these places, restaurants. They'd need new tires and then they'd go to Michelin because they'd be driving all over and road tripping.
Caller Anita/Erica
It was all connected.
Bobby Bones
That was a Fun Fact Friday. Yeah.
Morgan
Thank you, Morgan.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah. It's funny how she remembers those. And you guys will hear one and.
Eddie
You'Re like, I never.
Bobby Bones
You'll fight about it.
Eddie
Hey. Literally, I was like, we've never talked.
Bobby Bones
About this on the show. Like that sort of got two weeks ago. We just talked about it on Fun Fact Friday.
Eddie
Literally, I thought, man, how did Morgan know that?
Bobby Bones
Let me see if there's anything else in this little segment here. Utah mom was upset that her daycare was only fined $200 for losing her toddler for almost an hour. How do you lose a toddler?
Eddie
Well, man, there's gates. When it's your job, it happens.
Morgan
There's a lot. They're watching a lot.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
If you have to watch a lot.
Morgan
Where there's a risk of it's not good.
Bobby Bones
Then don't watch so many.
Morgan
Right. That's why a lot of daycares have limits, right? Like only one teacher has to have like a limit of five kids or whatever that they can. They have to watch. But sometimes these like, you know, lower budget daycare places and kids are adventurous.
Eddie
I mean, you turn your back for one second, one climbs over the fence and you're lining up to go inside from the playground.
Bobby Bones
You're like, next thing you know, they're on a football field. Where's little Jimmy middle of the game, knocking down pylons.
Eddie
They didn't mean to knock down the pylons. It was a race. It was touch and back.
Bobby Bones
But why were you letting them run on the field during the game?
Eddie
It wasn't a let. They were just doing.
Morgan
No, you know, you let them. I've been on an airplane with you where you just let them run up and down the aisle.
Bobby Bones
They're just like, they're just kids, guys.
Morgan
Let them be.
Eddie
Yeah, they're just having fun.
Bobby Bones
Is that what your parents did to you guys?
Eddie
Yeah.
Morgan
And look at you now.
Eddie
Free range parents, man.
Bobby Bones
Owners of red colored cars believe that police pull them over more than any other color of cars.
Eddie
Because it catches your attention. Probably pops.
Morgan
I have a red Jeep.
Bobby Bones
White cars are actually stopped the most. Oh, and it's not that red or isn't that. It's because there are more whites than anything. That's why they get stopped the most. So per capita percentage wise, red gets stopped more, but white overall does because there are just more white cars. That make sense? Yeah, not really.
Amy
No, I'm kidding.
Eddie
I'm trying to work capitalists like.
Morgan
Well, there are more white cars.
Bobby Bones
There are more white percentage.
Morgan
Yeah, I know what you're saying. But you know what? They're doing it like they're coming out with cool colors now.
Bobby Bones
Like they're sell those colors. I. I couldn't buy like a weird color because I don't want to be committed to that.
Morgan
But like, even like a dark forest.
Bobby Bones
My car right now is the weirdest freaking color.
Morgan
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Let me just say. Hypocritical it is because I have a weirdly colored car right now and I only like it and I haven't changed it. But I'm hypocrite in saying that. But I don't like having a weird color car. Go ahead. I'm sorry to interrupt you.
Morgan
It's just, I don't know, I just feel like they're doing a better job at coming up with new colors, which there are like millions of colors that you can choose from. And the matted stuff that they come.
Bobby Bones
Up with is pretty cool. Yeah. I don't really like the color of my car.
Morgan
I don't mind it.
Bobby Bones
That ain't for me. I like the color of my Hyundai.
Morgan
And that's matted.
Bobby Bones
Matted. So those are so cool. That's so cool. Yeah. Finally, parents tell a babysitter she can't do homework while the baby's sleeping.
Eddie
Huh? While the baby's sleeping.
Amy
Because they want her to do chores.
Eddie
Kick rocks.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I think if this is shared with the babysitter when you hire her, fine. You're paying her to do whatever the job is. If baby's sleeping, we're paying you, we want you to do chores. You get to accept, take the job or not. I think it's weird if you are hired on as a babysitter and it's like, yeah, watch the kid. That's it. That's your job, is to watch the kid and make sure the kid is safe and doesn't run a football field and kick the pylons down. Right. That's kind of the job, your job. But otherwise, I don't think it's weird to tell someone that these are the requirements of this job and then expect them to do it. I never babysat, never had a babysitter. I was more a free range kid myself.
Eddie
Well, you soon will hire a babysitter. You soon will, man. You'll be there.
Morgan
You will. You know, we've gone through a lot of babysitters because we have four boys and babysitters quit on us a lot.
Bobby Bones
But, you know, they not know four boys.
Morgan
They do know. And they're like, oh, I can handle that. And then every single time they're like, no, they did great. And then we try to call them back to babysitter again.
Scuba Steve
They don't answer.
Bobby Bones
It's not even that. It's this number can no longer be real.
Amy
Change their nose.
Morgan
But I did ask my 6 year old like. Cause now my older son, my 17 year old watches the kids. So now no more babysitters. And my 6 year old was like, can we get babysitters back? Like he does, he's fine, but I want our babysitters back. And I'm like, well, what kind of babysitter do you want? He's like, I don't know, girl. And I was like, okay, tell me more. 25, okay. Blonde, blue eyes, and he had this whole description of what kind of babysitter he wants. Like, you're out of your mind.
Bobby Bones
Or growing up.
Morgan
He's only six.
Bobby Bones
Hey. Eddie and his kid both got randomly selected at the airport.
Amy
I, like, pulled aside.
Eddie
Oh, it ain't random. Exactly.
Morgan
That's what I said. Because I'm used to it. They pull me over all the time.
Bobby Bones
Like, why do you think that is?
Morgan
Because I look Middle Eastern. I do. I do. And, like, every single time I go to the airport, they're like, sir, we're gonna give you this tag. You've been randomly selected. Like, guys, I get randomly selected every single time I fly. So this time, though, my son was with me, who looks just like me, and they randomly selected both of us. So I think that it is just based on our appearance, since we kind of look Middle Eastern.
Bobby Bones
I don't think he looks Middle Eastern.
Morgan
He looks like me, dude. He's my twin.
Bobby Bones
I know, but he looks definitely Hispanically white.
Morgan
Now, my question, though, is, do the TSA officers see us and flag us, or is there a machine that says, like, da, da. Looks Middle Eastern. Pull them over.
Eddie
Oh, the tsa. Because, I mean, they definitely have.
Bobby Bones
I mean, you say that with yes. No, no. He says that with. He's so sure.
Eddie
Yeah, but. Because they don't have a ton of time for a machine to send a message to them. They don't have any earpieces, but they don't have earpieces in or anything. So that's what I'm saying. What I'm saying is. And they don't randomly select two people from one group.
Bobby Bones
He has. For this.
Amy
Because they don't have earpiece.
Bobby Bones
They have facial recognition. That has nothing to do with people.
Morgan
I would think.
Bobby Bones
So they have all this. It just goes boop. And whenever the beeps are just like, okay, you're in. It definitely could be.
Morgan
And they take a picture of you. Now, like, when. When you board, like, just look in the camera. And I think that's when alerts them.
Bobby Bones
Like, all right, that takes, like, an hour. Take a picture and get the alert sent through.
Eddie
I mean, the fact that they did two people in one group, that tells you they're looking at your skin.
Morgan
Yeah, well, I don't have skin, but I don't know what it is.
Eddie
But what else would it be?
Morgan
Facial features.
Bobby Bones
Are you, like, walk? Yeah, I'm not gonna make that.
Eddie
You can make it.
Bobby Bones
Not make it. I'm not.
Morgan
It's probably better you don't.
Bobby Bones
It's better I don't.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
It's not better. I don't.
Morgan
But anyway, thought that was interesting.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You know, another. Another interesting thing is Amy got paid in gold.
Eddie
Huh. Okay.
Amy
Yeah, I got paid in an ounce of gold. So I have my first gold bar. It's kind of crazy.
Eddie
How big is it? Where do you have it?
Amy
Let's see. It's about the size of two pieces.
Bobby Bones
Of Hershey chocolate bar. Yeah.
Amy
Yeah, no kidding. It's like, literally probably the same thickness as a Hershey bar. And then, like, two of the. Or three of the squares.
Eddie
How did that happen?
Amy
Well, we do. We work with Nashville golden coin.
Morgan
And then he gave you gold.
Amy
The salesperson was like, hey, they want to do this series of videos to make up, like, if you would host it. So I went to this location, and we filmed the videos, and Scuba asked me, hey, like, I need to send over a talent feed. And I just jokingly typed back real quick, I'm like a bar of gold. And then Scuba was like, hey, he took you up on that. You're good. And I was like, what?
Morgan
Amy, that's legit.
Amy
And it just so happened the day before he gave me the gold, it went up to the highest it's been. So, I mean, it fluctuates.
Morgan
That's like Bible days. I give you two bars of gold.
Eddie
So where do you keep it?
Bobby Bones
Well, why would you answer that? Where do you keep all your jewelry and your cash?
Eddie
At your house?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. What room wants to steal, and how would we get there?
Amy
Yeah, it's kind of crazy. You would think it would be bigger, but it just makes you, like. So this guys. Those blocks of gold that look like a brick that.
Bobby Bones
Yes, that's. Those are six figures.
Amy
Yes, I believe, because it's basically like, I like it.
Bobby Bones
I might be wrong.
Amy
Maybe that's like a piece of cheese. And imagine cutting off a piece of cheese to put on your cracker. That's what I have.
Bobby Bones
Mike, would you look up on a block?
Amy
And it's $4,000.
Bobby Bones
Like, a bar, A full gold bar. It could be also, like, 50 grand or something. I don't know. Well, all I know is I called that place.
Morgan
They didn't have any, but they had some for Amy.
Bobby Bones
They had a bunch of gold, but they were like, if you want a block, we can order you one block. Look, okay, right now it's what, 90? It says 90 to 130,000. So I don't have an actual answer.
Morgan
Jeez, Amy, that's how big your bar.
Amy
This is how big my bar is. And this is worth $4,000.
Morgan
That's amazing.
Amy
Which is crazy.
Eddie
And you get paid a lot.
Amy
Well, I was. I was sort of joking, like, and.
Eddie
They said, okay, that's so cool, though. Have you tried to take anywhere and be like, oh, and then the bill comes and you just put down the gold? So also, that would be hilarious.
Amy
When I got home, I re. When my mom died, I was going through her jewelry box, and she has this gold nugget, and it's about the size of that ounce of gold, But I don't know. I don't know if it's real or not. It could be worth. Worth $1 or is it worth an ounce of gold? I don't know. So I'm gonna go in there. He has this special machine. He's gonna put it through, and he said he'll tell me real quick how much it's worth.
Bobby Bones
Mike, what do you say the gold bar is worth? Well, they're different weights. I don't think a gold bar is a, like, measurement. Gold bar is not a measurement.
Amy
I want an ounce. This is an ounce.
Morgan
You want the brick?
Bobby Bones
I want. Yeah, I want a brick.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I want Scrooge McDuck, like, when he walks in, not jumps into the coins, but, like, the ones that surround him. Oh, a brick? Yeah. Like 100 grams. A thousand grams? I mean, I don't know. You see that one right there? Which one? Left. This one? Yeah. How much is that? That's a hundred grams. Okay, so. Oh, man. That looks like chocolate too. I'd like to have one.
Amy
400 ounces.
Bobby Bones
$131,000. Yeah.
Morgan
Dang. You got to get one of those.
Bobby Bones
I don't have any in stock, but.
Morgan
He can mail it. He can. He can order one.
Bobby Bones
I may not want it when he gets here.
Eddie
Then sell it.
Bobby Bones
That's cool.
Morgan
What? Amy?
Caller Anita/Erica
I don't know.
Amy
This can't be right. You guess because it said. It says a 400 ounce bar is worth over 1.6 million.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Do you have one of those? Do you have one of those?
Amy
Of course not.
Bobby Bones
Okay, then why would you gasp like that?
Amy
Because that's a lot.
Bobby Bones
And why are you eating chocolate? You're just comparing it to chocolate. Now she's opened it and she's eating the chocolate bar.
Amy
No, I opened it to show you because this literally is exactly like. This is Exactly.
Bobby Bones
Mike, the iPhone one. What's that? How big is that? Nine. Is that what we talked about? I think it's a little bit bigger.
Morgan
Oh, it looks like an iPhone size.
Bobby Bones
A kilo. A Kilo. How much is a kilo gold bar? And then also look up a kilo of cocaine and see where if any of them have any either of those in stock.
Morgan
I could probably find you a kilo million dollars.
Bobby Bones
I find that easy.
Morgan
Find that pretty easy.
Bobby Bones
Okay. How much of the kilo gold bar are we looking at here? I'm curious to know what both cost.
Morgan
You can google how much a kilo of cocaine?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. $132,000. Now will you Cocaine? Yes. Will you google how much a kilo cocaine is? FBI better bust in and then Google kids in my area. It gets worse and worse and worse. Oh, 4,000 to 7,000. Oh, 4,000 to 70,000, depending on the purity.
Morgan
Hey, good stuff.
Bobby Bones
I want the purist 70,000. Around. 70,000. The purest. Yeah.
Morgan
Do the drug dealers tell you how pure it is or. I mean, can you really trust them?
Bobby Bones
That's the price. Around $30,000.
Eddie
That's why they always taste it.
Bobby Bones
Eddie.
Morgan
Oh, you can tell the purity by the taste?
Bobby Bones
He can. He's seen a lot on tv movies. Okay. Anyway, Amy, before we cut this segment, would you mind telling us where you hide your jewelry and your money in.
Morgan
Your house and what time you will.
Bobby Bones
Be out of the house and list your address and your code to get in?
Amy
No, he already told me where to put it away somewhere and I already have it.
Morgan
He told you where to do it?
Bobby Bones
Oh, no. That sounds if it's gone.
Amy
No, Kyle, I.
Bobby Bones
Classic Kyle.
Amy
Yeah, I buried it in the backyard.
Morgan
He's like, use these coordinates.
Amy
You put it in a mason jar and then you dig a hole and then you bury it right here.
Bobby Bones
All right, let's go over to Anita, who's on line number one. Hey, Anita, you're on the show. What's going on?
Caller Anita/Erica
Good morning, Bobby.
Bobby Bones
Morning.
Caller Anita/Erica
Good morning, studio. I wanted to call for lunchbox because I went to the Price is right about 15 years ago, Drew's first year with my family, and you have to stand in line. We got there at 4:30 in the morning. It was already packed with people waiting to be interviewed. So when we got in there, I fell asleep in the audience. So they obviously didn't choose me. And they keep some of the people from the first show if they don't have enough to fill the audience. So I fell asleep in the second show. Just so you know, stay awake.
Bobby Bones
That's a good tip. Of all the tips. I think that is fundamentally one of the best tips with him though, because he's gonna leave today. He has priority, which is not A hookup that we gave him. It's not. I. I didn't make any calls. We don't know anybody. Scuba, you don't know anybody. Right. This is all him raw dogging it.
Scuba Steve
I. I knew someone, but they didn't care that he was going. They honestly were like, here's a link to sign up. I explained a pitch it and everything, but they. The one he has, they have two different kinds of passes. They have. They have the. What is it called? The priority pass, which they put up first, and they give those to the first, I think, 150 people. And then they have regular tickets.
Bobby Bones
Do you think, though, that your person may actually know he's coming and they have to act like they don't care, but they could give him an advantage.
Scuba Steve
I never really thought about that. That could maybe be it. Because they know he's coming now and they know the dates.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I think that could be advantageous to his appearance there. If they know he's coming, they just can't say legally.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because I'm sure. Yeah.
Morgan
Okay, maybe.
Scuba Steve
Okay, maybe. Maybe there is hope then.
Eddie
No, no, there's hope, guys, because I'm going and it's my personality that's going to shine through.
Bobby Bones
I think between, like, the strategy we've given him and Scuba Steve's hookup, he may get on maybe a little hookup.
Eddie
No, guys, it's not. You quit taking credit for my deal.
Scuba Steve
I probably should follow up with him and let him know that he's for sure coming.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh.
Scuba Steve
And he's wearing a tux to look out for him.
Eddie
No, no, no. This is not you guys. This is all me. This is not you guys get credit for me being on the prices. Right?
Bobby Bones
Good job, Scuba.
Eddie
Okay.
Morgan
Yeah. That's awesome. Scuba.
Scuba Steve
I've been working for, like, four years.
Bobby Bones
And I've dressed him and st. You did?
Morgan
You told him about the tux?
Bobby Bones
I gave him the. Wow. I never realized we were so involved in actually making this happen.
Scuba Steve
It's like a team effort.
Eddie
No, it's really me.
Bobby Bones
He's kind of our little marionette.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh. Stop, stop. This is all me.
Bobby Bones
I never thought about it like that. That's a good point.
Amy
Just don't say it's all you.
Eddie
They are taking credit for it. Like, they did this stuff.
Bobby Bones
We were definitely a part of it. We're all 30 threes on this.
Eddie
30 threes? You are? Yes.
Scuba Steve
If he wins the Showcase showdown, do we split it?
Bobby Bones
Gave him off work.
Scuba Steve
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
No.
Eddie
And working.
Bobby Bones
Nah, not really. Two Gave him the idea for his complete aesthetic.
Morgan
Yeah, all of it.
Bobby Bones
Scuba reached out to his buddy and got the hookup.
Eddie
No, he did not. He got nothing. He got. He got absolutely nothing.
Scuba Steve
They got the tip that you're coming.
Morgan
And then the callers that called in on Bobby's show.
Bobby Bones
That Yep. Had.
Morgan
Are given.
Bobby Bones
I never started this show.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
I didn't realize it. Scuba, we may be 50. Okay. 40, 40, 10. 40, 40, 10. This is crazy.
Eddie
I don't understand.
Bobby Bones
It's gonna be one of my greatest achievements once he gets on.
Scuba Steve
This is pretty cool.
Bobby Bones
Wow.
Scuba Steve
Big moment for all of us.
Bobby Bones
Wow. It's like I'm his manager.
Eddie
It is not. You guys do not get to take credit for this. You cannot sit there and be like, we got on the prices, right? I did it.
Bobby Bones
I'm feeling pretty good about it.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh. You guys are so annoying. See, this is why I can't ever do anything.
Bobby Bones
That's not why. Mostly it's because you don't do it. Anita, thank you for the call. We really appreciate that.
Caller Anita/Erica
Thank you, guys. Have fun. Lunchbox.
Bobby Bones
We will.
Eddie
No, no, I will.
Bobby Bones
We'll have a lot of fun. Let's go to Olivia in Wichita, Kansas. Hey, Olivia, you're on the show. Hey.
Caller Olivia
So I just had a comment about the high functioning autism. So being a mom that has that and having a child that has that. I also have a 14 year old and he doesn't have it, but my youngest does. That's nine. And I've noticed that I didn't really like, I stuck to my routine and I didn't really want to meet my neighbors or meet other people. And I noticed that my 14 year old has done the same. He doesn't want to go out and meet people, he doesn't want to talk to somebody, but he'll talk to somebody who talks to him. Now, my youngest one, I really tried to like break away from doing that and showing him that if I can do it, then he can do it. And if you don't start doing that now, your child's going to learn how to form those relationships and how to not form those relationships. And it's a really big struggle when the parent is the one that has it and the kid doesn't really understand what they have. And kids don't know why they feel the way that they feel sometimes, but they see the way that they feel in you. And if you don't break away from that or at least occasionally show them how to, they're not going to learn it until it's too late, and then they're already nervous or anxious or, you know, missing out on certain things that would fulfill them later in life.
Bobby Bones
I feel like my wife. My wife can have that part covered because she's very magnetic. Wonderful personality. Doesn't mind talking to people in private life. Yeah. The whole public stuff, she wants none of it. Well, I'm the opposite. That's crazy. I'm the opposite. Like, all public. I'll do whatever private. That's the sound I make in my body whenever I have to, like, do something private. Like, I don't wanna. I hear you, though, Olivia. I think you make a great point. And I'm sure that's something that I'll have to address any day now, whenever Caitlin has the baby. Thank you, Olivia. Thank you very much.
Caller Anita/Erica
Thank you.
Caller Olivia
Have a good day.
Bobby Bones
All right. Bye. Bye. Let's go to one more. Erica in Pennsylvania. Erica, you're on the show.
Caller Anita/Erica
Hi, good morning, studio. Oh, I've always wanted to do that. That was exciting. So I was just calling in because I am 100% like Bobby, where I don't meet my neighbors. I live in an apartment building, so we share a main hallway. And I will make sure I avoid the hallway if I hear my neighbors out and about in the hallway because I just don't want to necessarily talk to them. And, like, I know their names, but I don't want to interact with them because I just am, like the awkward person that. That doesn't really know what to say and they want to carry on a conversation. And I'm like, no, I don't have time for this and I don't want to talk to you. It doesn't always work well for my 5 year old who, you know, should interact with people. So I just, you know, take her to the park and I'm like, okay, you can go interact with other kids. And I hope that the parents don't interact with me. And thankfully, they don't.
Bobby Bones
Hey, I get it again.
Caller Anita/Erica
I'm just awkward.
Bobby Bones
I would bet, too. It's not that you don't like other people or you think that they're gonna stab you or something. It's just. I just don't know how. I don't. I feel like nobody wants to talk to me. And then I feel like five seconds into it, they don't want to talk to me anymore, and I don't know how to get out of it. And so I'm like, if I. I know that it won't talk to me. But, okay, this is private life, public life. When I'm, like, on and I gotta be Mr. Guy, I'm awesome at it. Like, there's nobody.
Caller Anita/Erica
Right.
Bobby Bones
There's nobody better at it. Like, I gotta get on stage. I'm doing meet and greet. I'm doing. I gotta speak to clients. Like, I am the best. I will sell snow to an Eskimo. You're like, that guy. Love him. Warm but private. It's the opposite. It's like, man, what. Why is that dude so weird? Because I don't like to get started because I don't know how to end it. And so it's like, yeah, I don't want to, like, get in anybody's mix. Yeah, Erica. And it's not because you're a bad person. It's not. You know, that's that, right? So.
Caller Anita/Erica
And I. I'm a social worker, so I interact with families all the time. I have to speak with clients and other professionals. I can do all that. But the minute it's private. No, thank you. I. I don't want to talk to you.
Bobby Bones
Amen, sister.
Caller Anita/Erica
And, yeah, I just. I can't do it.
Bobby Bones
The opposite of that is Eddie. Eddie's the opposite. Eddie's the most opposite of that of anybody I've ever met.
Morgan
I love talking to people.
Bobby Bones
Eddie never leaves people. And I think they gotta be like, dude, when you're gonna go. And Eddie's like, nope, I got more to say. How about that weather?
Morgan
But I don't like talking, like, serious stuff. No, no.
Bobby Bones
You're the king of small talk.
Morgan
Small talk's my favorite with people.
Bobby Bones
It's amazing. Yeah. Eddie can walk up, talk about 11 things that don't matter worth a crap, but everybody's like, I sure did like that guy.
Morgan
My kids are always like, dad, enough.
Bobby Bones
Erica, thank you for your call. Really appreciate that.
Caller Anita/Erica
Yes. Have a good day, all. Love the show.
Bobby Bones
Thank you very much. See you later. I want to knock out a voicemail here. Give me voicemail number one.
Caller Anita/Erica
I have not laughed so hard in so long. Between lunchbox and the skydiving waddling thing last week and then today's lunchbox at the football game and talking to kids in the bathroom, and, oh, my gosh, you guys, I am laughing till I am crying. And this is the second time in two weeks.
Bobby Bones
Keep it up.
Caller Anita/Erica
The dog. Thank you.
Bobby Bones
After we finished the segment about the skydiving, I had guilt because the whole thing. The whole thing started with tragedy.
Morgan
The story was sad.
Bobby Bones
Yes. And I thought because I laughed so hard at the Fact that lunchbox thought he was strapped to his person before they even got on the plane. And then Eddie's like, what are you guys tied together? Waddling. I was laughing so hard at that that I didn't want people to think that in any way we were laughing at the tragedy. The tragedy is what spurned the rest of the story and the laughing. So I did think. I never think about what I. If I think about everything I say on this show every day, I'll drive myself crazy. So usually say some crap. I'll hit up Mike Case and be like, hey, is what I said racist? Or is what I said sexist? Or is what I said? Because I don't. I just do it and he'll give me the feedback. And then I go, okay, cool. Let's, let's, let's, let's rock it. And I don't think about anything because I can't. Because I got other stuff to do, like other content to create. I couldn't stop thinking about the guilt I had at that. But then I just kept laughing at the fact that he thought he was strapped to his person walking to the plane.
Morgan
I mean, the visual.
Amy
There's no way he was.
Bobby Bones
There's no way.
Morgan
The visual of both of them walking like a. All right, we'll go left foot first. Ready?
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God. Again, it was like three legged race and field day. Yeah. Front to back, like wiener to butt.
Amy
Yeah, like junior high couple. That's how kids used to walk at my junior high.
Morgan
That was funny.
Bobby Bones
That was so funny. But just know I did think about that because I didn't want anyone to interpret that as we were laughing at the actual tragedy. Although there were parts where Amy would come up with a new theory out.
Morgan
Of nowhere, make up these theories, and we had no idea.
Bobby Bones
We'd be moved on and she'd be like, have you thought about.
Amy
Well, I'm trying to figure it out.
Bobby Bones
I know it's a mystery.
Morgan
And what was the other funny thing? Oh, the bathroom.
Bobby Bones
The fact that he was in the bathroom with the kid.
Morgan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was funny.
Bobby Bones
That was funny.
Eddie
I don't know why that stuck out. I thought the funny.
Amy
It was a public bathroom.
Eddie
Yeah, it was a public bathroom.
Bobby Bones
No, I know. It was just that you're in there talking to kids.
Amy
But it was my son.
Bobby Bones
I know, but the whole point was it was just. We made the joke of it was just him talking to kids, and that's where it started.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I know.
Eddie
I thought the funnier part was Amy and her dude making out at the football game like high school kids. But I mean, maybe I'm crazy.
Bobby Bones
That was also funny.
Morgan
That was funny.
Bobby Bones
But she even said the kid in the bathroom in this clip, which I think was funny too because we totally shifted the narrative, which we have the tendency to do.
Morgan
The way Amy's son ran to Amy and said, I saw lunchbox in the bathroom.
Bobby Bones
There was a man in the bathroom that came up and was talking to me like, hey, what's your name?
Amy
Yeah, yeah.
Morgan
Do you come here often at a random football game?
Amy
No, that was at the spaghetti dinner.
Morgan
Oh, spaghetti dinner.
Eddie
Yeah, that was at the dinner. That was before the football game.
Amy
Later. Later he appeared at the football game. And I'm like, what in the world?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, he's, he's following him. He didn't know it was Stevenson.
Morgan
He was.
Eddie
But I mean, that is.
Bobby Bones
Where you going next?
Eddie
That is my worry. Like when I'm in the airport and I do knock on the stall next to me, I'm always like, man, what if they're. That's a kid.
Morgan
Well, just look under.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, look. I think he's saying look at the size. Look at the size of the shoe. Zip up ruse that are size 5. I probably am not going.
Amy
Yeah, like Velcro.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I got.
Morgan
You understood what I was saying.
Bobby Bones
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Episode: TUES PT 2
Main Topics: Tardiness at a Work Event, Would You Buy a Criminal’s House?, Eddie’s Airport Experience, Amy’s Payment in Gold
On this lively episode of The Bobby Bones Show, the team debates workplace professionalism after someone shows up 40 minutes late to a scheduled event, ponders whether they’d buy a "tainted" house once owned by a notorious criminal, and shares some wild stories about being profiled at airports and getting paid in solid gold. The conversation is packed with personal anecdotes, playful team banter, moral dilemmas, and listener calls—keeping the original light-hearted, humorous, and opinionated tone.
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The show is humorous and fast-paced, with Bobby often playing ringleader but letting everyone’s personalities shine through. Whether they’re hashing out modern workplace etiquette, exploring weird hypothetical scenarios, or riffing on small personal details (“I want you to eat me” jokes, lotteries, and gold bars), the banter is relatable, playful, and full of quick-witted sarcasm.
Ultimate Takeaway: The Bobby Bones Show culture values transparency, a little irreverence, and always a healthy debate—whether about showing up on time, personal integrity for the right price, or why white tires promoted fine dining.
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