TUES PT 2: Tuesday Reviews Day + Beckham Family Drama + Lunchbox Has A Question About Our Cruise + Why A Pervy Deacon Was Arrested

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary

Episode: TUES PT 2: Tuesday Reviews Day + Beckham Family Drama + Lunchbox Has A Question About Our Cruise + Why A Pervy Deacon Was Arrested
Date: January 20, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones & Show Team (Lunchbox, Eddie, Chelsea Handler, et al.)
Podcast: The Bobby Bones Show (Premiere Networks)

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Overview

This episode features the signature lively banter of The Bobby Bones Show as the team tackles Tuesday Reviews Day with takes on new movies and TV, digs into headline-grabbing celebrity and family drama (the Beckhams and Meghan Markle), talks wild true crime, shares workplace and cruise concerns, and reflects with playful nostalgia. The tone is casual, cheeky, and quick, with authentic back-and-forths and humorous moments.

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Key Segments and Discussion Points

1. Tuesday Reviews Day: Pop Culture Roundup

Timestamps: 02:18–13:47

• Movie Reviews:
  • "The Rip" (Netflix)
    • Lunchbox: “It was really good... I gave it four out of five stacks of money.” (02:18)
    • Eddie: “I loved it, dude. It was short, like, it felt like an hour and a half. Perfect movie.” (02:56)
  • "Rental Family"
    • Lunchbox: Describes Brendan Fraser’s new movie set in Japan, calling it “a little slow but... at the end you’re happy you watched it.” Rates it 3.5/5 chopsticks. (03:34)
  • "28 Years Later" (theatrical)
    • Mike: “Aside from the original, the best in the franchise... more about finding a cure.” Rates it 4.5/5 human skulls. (06:08)
  • "The Challenge: Season 41"
    • Joel or Matt: “Way too many people... longest season in the history... Three and a half out of five claims staked.” (07:59)
  • "The Perfect Neighbor" (Documentary)
    • Eddie: “Geez Louise, this is crazy... a bizarre story of this neighborhood... four out of five roller skates. But it’ll leave you sad though.” (09:58)
• TV Picks:
  • "Landman" (Amy/Chelsea Handler)
    • Liked S1, S2 took time to get into; “there’s some moments... that are just awkward and uncomfortable.” (04:44–05:56)

Memorable Review Quotes

• “If there’s corn, you know upfront... when they insert the corn, you’re like, ‘this is so corny.’” – Lunchbox on Taylor Sheridan shows (05:04)
• “I give it four out of five money stacks.” – Eddie on "The Rip" (02:58)
• “If you forgot about Landman, circle back.” – Chelsea Handler (06:05)

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2. Pop Nostalgia & Getting Older

Timestamps: 11:01–13:47

• Mark McGrath at Alternative Music Festival
  • Jokes about aging: “It took you seeing Mark McGrath to realize you’re getting older?” – Lunchbox (11:50)
  • The gang reflects on when younger people suddenly look like “kids,” and what counts as classic rock (tick: “over 25 years”). (12:16–13:23)
  • Lunchbox posts an old childhood photo for a “2016 trend,” musing about jumping onto trends late. (13:27)
• Musical Rabbit Holes
  • Later in the show, a running game naming Steve Miller Band and Sugar Ray hits (39:07–47:24).

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3. Celebrity News & Family Drama

Timestamps: 13:55–23:47

A. Timothy Busfield Case Update (14:01–16:59)

• Background: Busfield, an actor, accused of inappropriately touching two children on set.
• Developments:
  • Passed a polygraph; wife supports his innocence (14:01).
  • A security guard alleges the mother of the kids was “seeking revenge” after her sons lost roles (14:52).
  • Joel or Matt: “Supposedly there’s audio... the boys deny [inappropriate touching] to police.” (15:43)
• Panel Take: Outrage at the possibility of a false accusation, impact on everyone:
  • “For somebody to accuse you of touching a kid, it’s the worst. The only thing that’s worse is killing a kid.” – Lunchbox (16:05)
  • “Still traumatic for the kids, that they are being told by their mom to lie.” – Chelsea Handler (16:28)
  • The show is editing Busfield out until it resolves. (16:46)

B. Beckham Family Feud (19:04–23:03)

• David Beckham’s son Brooklyn posts family drama online, alleging parents tried to “ruin his relationship,” and accuses mom of “dancing inappropriately” at his wedding (19:06–19:56).
• Disputes over wedding details, with social media turning up various conflicting “facts.”
• Comparison to other famous “family in-fighting” such as Harry and Meghan (22:39).
• “Just because they’re rich and famous doesn’t mean they have it any better... sometimes it’s worse because there are factors at play.” – Lunchbox (22:10)
• Extended riff on Meghan Markle as “most disliked celebrity” for being “so inauthentic” (23:03):
  • “She wants to be liked so bad... you just don’t like her because it seems so fake.” – Joel or Matt (23:36)
  • “Cosby second.” – Lunchbox, with a dark joking tone (23:47)

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4. Quick Hits: Culture/Trends, Crime, and Weather

Micro Shifting in Work Schedules

Timestamps: 23:53–27:56

• Eddie explains: “Micro shifting is where you split up your work in little shifts,” making your workday flexible.
• Lunchbox: “I think if you own your own business, you’re probably micro shifting like crazy.”
• Concerns about practicality: “I'd rather get it all over with.” – Eddie (26:27)
• Relating experiences as show hosts working on flexible deadlines. (27:04)

100-Car Pile-Up & Snow Predictions

Timestamps: 31:38–32:39

• Major snowstorm in Michigan, 100+ car pile-up. Panel discusses local and national snow forecasts.

Buc-ee’s: America’s Biggest Gas Station

Timestamps: 17:09–19:02

• “Opening the biggest Buc-ee's in history down in Florida... 76,245 square feet.” (17:13)
• Panel riffs on “beaver nuggets” vs. “buck nuts” and the allure of the over-the-top roadside stop.

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5. Cruise Ship Etiquette and Packing Anxiety

Timestamps: 32:39–34:56

• Lunchbox asks what to wear on their upcoming cruise. Concerns about formal dinners, wearing shorts, dressing for the “island time” vibe.
• “Mostly it’s just gonna be... outside. Swimsuit on the boat, on the ocean.” – Lunchbox (33:46)
• Eddie wonders if you can fish off the cruise ship—“Perfect chance to catch a marlin.” The others laugh him off. (34:01–34:21)
• Lunchbox worries about motion sickness: “I get so motion sick doing everything... tried Dramamine, bracelets, ear thing—doesn’t work.” (34:26)

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6. True Crime: Deacon's Busted Hidden Camera Scandal

Timestamps: 35:20–37:02

• Story of a Tennessee church deacon arrested after his wife found hidden videos of their teenage babysitter in a bathroom on his phone.
• They voice horror and surprise at the “bone-headedness” of handing over your phone and the trauma it caused the family.
  • “If you have that hidden on there, just leave your phone at home!” – Joel or Matt (36:30)
  • “You’re happy she made that decision, but there was probably a second where she thought, ‘If I do this, even my life as the wife is turned upside down.’” – Lunchbox (37:04)

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7. Random: Health, Quick Survey & Throwback CD Nostalgia

Timestamps: 38:00–50:01

• How many days a month do people feel “perfectly healthy”? Lunchbox shares stats: “16... a little over half.” (38:11)
• Chelsea Handler: “Let’s factor in just life and hormones.” (38:40)
• Group reminisces about CDs, car music-changers, adolescence, and high school soundtracks (Steve Miller, Tupac, George Strait) (43:48–46:14).
• Chelsea reveals dropping a semester of college to make purses, parental disappointment, and lessons about learning from mistakes. (47:24–50:12)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “If there’s corn, you know up front... when they insert the corn, you’re like, ‘this is so corny.’” – Lunchbox on TV writing (05:04)
• “For somebody to accuse you of touching a kid, it’s the worst. The only thing that’s worse is killing a kid.” – Lunchbox (16:05)
• “Just because they’re rich and famous... sometimes it’s worse because there are factors at play.” – Lunchbox on the Beckhams (22:10)
• “She wants to be liked so bad and you just don’t like her because it seems so fake.” – Joel or Matt on Meghan Markle (23:36)
• “It took you seeing Mark McGrath to realize you’re getting older?” – Lunchbox (11:50)
• “Go take your foot, wave it under the stall in the bathroom, and be like, you got any butt nuts?” – Lunchbox, cracking up at chance of embarrassing himself at Buc-ee’s (18:54)
• “I get so motion sick doing everything. In an elevator... I get motion sick.” – Lunchbox, prepping for cruise (34:29)
• “Guys, I gotta pee. So bad.” – Lunchbox, ending segment with classic honesty (50:28)

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Important Timestamps

• Pop Culture Reviews: 02:18–13:47
• Busfield Scandal Update: 13:55–16:59
• Beckham/Markle Drama: 19:04–23:47
• Micro Shifting Discussion: 23:53–27:56
• Pile-up/Snow: 31:38–32:39
• Cruise/Packing/Motion Sickness: 32:39–34:56
• Pervy Deacon Crime Story: 35:20–37:02
• CD/Music Nostalgia: 39:07–47:24
• College Dropout Confessions: 47:24–50:12

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Tone and Style

Conversational, irreverent, quick-witted, and open. The hosts share honest opinions, don’t shy from controversy, kid one another constantly, and pivot smoothly from serious subjects to humor and pop culture. Listeners get movie/TV picks, life advice (serious and joke), quick takes on current events, and relatable anecdotes about growing older, work, and nostalgia.

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This summary captures the highlights and key threads for anyone who missed the show and wants both headlines and flavor, quoting the show’s voice and documenting the big moments with context and timestamps.

Transcript

[Chelsea Handler]

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[Chelsea Handler]

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[Lunchbox]

She is not with us anymore.

[Chelsea Handler]

Okay, great, great, great. Way to start. Maybe you will cry. Ross Matthews. You know what kids always say to me? Are you a boy or a girl? Oh my God. All the time. I know. So I try to butch it up for kids so they're not confused. Yeah, but you're butching it up is basically like Doris Day, right? No, I turn into Bea Arthur. Listen to these episodes of Dear Chelsea on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[John Paulk]

I'm John Paulk. For years I was the poster boy of the conversion therapy movement. The ex gay who married an ex lesbian and traveled the world telling my story of how I changed my sexuality from gay to straight. You might have heard my story, but you've never heard the real story.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

John has never been anything but gay.

[Lunchbox]

But he really tried hard not to be.

[John Paulk]

Listen to Atonement, the John Paul story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Lunchbox]

Let's review some more stuff for Tuesday Reviews day. I did watch the rip on Netflix, which was Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, their movie. I just saw them doing a bunch of press and everybody does press for everything now, so I never know what's happening. But I watched it. It was really good. I just don't have a high expectation for Netflix made movies, however, that they were in it. I said, okay, let's give it a look. It's good. It's real good. I gave it four out of five stacks of money.

[Chelsea Handler]

Nice.

[Lunchbox]

And it's free.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah, that's even better.

[Lunchbox]

I pay for Netflix, so.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah, but you have to pay more with it.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Anybody else watch a rip? Yeah, I liked it too. Yeah? What'd you give it? I gave it four out of five. Four to five what? Bullets. Anybody else watch it?

[Eddie]

I watched the rip. I loved it, dude.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

You know what I loved about it?

[Eddie]

It was short. Like, it felt like an hour and a half. Perfect movie, you know, and it felt like Will Hunting and his buddy Ben Affleck were just, you know, new jobs. Yeah, they got a new job. They're older. It was cool, dude. I give it four out of five money stacks.

[Lunchbox]

That's what I get.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Literally. Just say what Bobby said.

[Lunchbox]

I think lunchbox is onto something.

[Eddie]

Five gallon barrels.

[Lunchbox]

Anybody else watch it?

[Chelsea Handler]

No.

[Lunchbox]

No. Okay, that. And then I watched a movie called. I think it's called Rental Family. You seen that, Mike Rennie Fraser? Yeah.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Did you rate it?

[Lunchbox]

No, I didn't watch it.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

So it's called what? Rental Family.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. So he lives in Japan and he's an actor. So most of roles he gets are like random American. And so then he becomes part of this service where in Japan they rent people to like be at a funeral to do. And so it's just his experience doing that. I think if you're in the right mood, it could be awesome. If you're going for a movie like the rip, it ain't for you.

[Eddie]

Straightforward movie.

[Lunchbox]

My wife really liked it. I give it three and a half chopsticks. Out of five. Okay, so it's good. And at the end you're happy. You watched it. A little slow, but I think that's just a slow movie. He's kind of back. My wife didn't know him from anything other than the whale.

[Eddie]

The whale. That's where he gained a lot of weight.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah. But she was like.

[Lunchbox]

I was like, oh, Encino Man. I don't know what that is. Yeah, George of the Jungle. Yeah.

[Eddie]

The Mummy. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, the Mummy. You're right. He was the freaking mummy. He was the dude. He wasn't the actual mummy. He was that main dude though, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three. Yeah, Three and a half chopsticks. And we had to buy that one. So.

[Chelsea Handler]

Amy, anything from you, Landman?

[Lunchbox]

A full season.

[Chelsea Handler]

It Finished season two.

[Lunchbox]

I've never watched Landman, so I really.

[Chelsea Handler]

Liked season one and then season two. It took me forever to watch because I started watching and then kind of forgot about it and then decided to circle back to it. And I'm like, this show is so good, and it'll be back for season three in December.

[Lunchbox]

Is it kind of corny? Because that's the problem I have with most, not all Taylor Sheridan stuff. Like, I think Yellowstone at times is really good and really on. That's why I really liked Yellowstone. But there are some of those show Lioness is awesome. No corn, but some of his stuff definitely has some corn to it.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah, I would say there are some moments the. His. The mom, the wife. That's the ex wife, but they're back together. Sometimes she's a little mach. Where you're like, okay, come on. But then you're like, okay, that's just her character.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. If there's corn, you know up front, there's some corn in it. The corn's not that hard to take. Whenever they kind of insert the corn, you're like, oh, this is so corny.

[Chelsea Handler]

There's some uncomfortable moments with older men and the girls, the younger girl, like his daughter, where I'm like, this is just awkward and comfortable.

[Lunchbox]

Well, that didn't feel corny, though.

[Eddie]

That's not corny.

[Chelsea Handler]

Not corny, just uncomfortable.

[Lunchbox]

Sounds horny.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yes. Yeah, it's just like, oh, man. The older men get. They stay the same.

[Lunchbox]

Anything else?

[Chelsea Handler]

No, just if you forgot about Landman, circle back.

[Lunchbox]

Mike, did you watch anything? I watched 28 years later, the Bone Temple in theaters. So I've seen 28 days. I've seen 28 weeks. Yeah. But I haven't seen 28 years. Yeah, 28 years later came out last summer. Do I need to watch that one? Yes. This one picks up right where that one left off. You don't necessarily have to watch the first two in the franchise because it's kind of resets itself here. And this is a zombie show. I like zombie shows. Is it still a zombie show? Yeah, it's a rage virus where it's transmitted through blood. You like this one? This one's, I think, aside from the original, the best in the franchise because this one kind of is less about the rage virus. It's less about them being chased by zombies and more about them trying to find a cure. I love 28 days later, when that came out, saw in theaters. I don't like scary movies, but I don't mind a zombie movie because I feel like we're just a quarter step away from that. Really happening.

[Eddie]

Oh, boy.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Is that the one with monkeys?

[Lunchbox]

No, no. Well, it starts with the monkey, but there's a big monkey one, right?

[Eddie]

Planet of the Apes that is all about monkeys.

[Lunchbox]

It starts in a lab with a monkey. There's another one, though, that's mostly about monkeys. Isn't there like a virus movie about, like, comes to vents? Is it this one? It's this one. The first one. Yeah. Where they're in a lab testing it, and then one of the monkeys attacks somebody. Then that guy spreads it all throughout the lab. But is yours about monkeys mostly?

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

No, no, I've never seen it. I just. I think I've seen the previews and you've talked about it for years, and I'm like, which one is that? And I just remember the monkey.

[Eddie]

So they skipped months. They just went straight to years?

[Lunchbox]

No, they did weeks, months, years.

[Eddie]

Oh, not days.

[Lunchbox]

No, they had days, weeks, years.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, they skip months. That's probably the next one then.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, days, weeks. I think they're just moving on past months. They missed the boat on that one.

[Eddie]

They were in the border too long.

[Lunchbox]

Since the last one. We can't do it. You liked it? Would you? Yeah, I give it 4.5 out of 5 human skulls. All right, who else? Lunchbox.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah. I watched the challenge. Season 41. Vets and new threats. Man, let me tell you, I love the challenge. I am challenged to my core. Way too many people on this season. It took forever for the season to end. It was the longest season, I feel like in the history of the challenge. And half of it, like, at the end, I'm like, oh, they were on the show. I don't remember that crap. Three and a half out of five claims staked.

[Lunchbox]

That's low.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah, it was a challenge and I love the challenge, but man, it would just took forever. Too many new people. I understand you have to bring in new people, but you can't have 52 contestants on one season.

[Lunchbox]

I was watching a clip. I've never seen Beast games, but I was watching a clip, the million dollar clip. That was awesome.

[Eddie]

It looks fun.

[Lunchbox]

Where they were like, well, why are you a million? He said, why are you a million bucks right now? And he goes, hits it, and it eliminates his team.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

It was great.

[Lunchbox]

And I mostly saw the memes first and then I went and found the clip. So I don't know. It's a team game. And they were offering him a million bucks if he'd, like, sell out his team and he just hits it. He is it. Immediately he's like, yeah, man.

[Chelsea Handler]

Wow.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

The Beast games is interesting because sometimes it's like a team like challenge, then other times it's individual. And like the first season I saw one where they locked them all in a house and there was like $5 million in the middle. And the first house gets to go out and pick out how much you want? How much do you want? And so by the end, there was like $50 left. So the last person got like 50 bucks. So it's just like you test your greed and like the million dollars, he said, get out of here, team.

[Lunchbox]

Also, you have no relationship with this team.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah, like, see you later.

[Lunchbox]

Met and she was like, jesus is judging you. Like we're on a game show. We all came trying to win money. I don't even know you.

[John Paulk]

Million bucks.

[Lunchbox]

Give it to me. Yeah, same.

[Chelsea Handler]

What if this is the Lord providing me an opportunity?

[Lunchbox]

Yes. He hit that million bucks immediately too. Let's see. You have anything else, Eddie?

[Eddie]

Yeah. I watched a documentary called the Perfect neighbor. Geez Louise. This is crazy. It's a bizarre story of this neighborhood where a bunch of kids just play in the neighborhood and there's a lady that just doesn't like the kids being around and it gets bad. The cut.

[Lunchbox]

She's real.

[Eddie]

It's real. She calls the cops like a hundred times in a span of like, I don't know, a few months. And then it's a high score. It's a crazy story.

[Chelsea Handler]

Oh, it's that white lady. And like. Yeah, okay. It's all I say.

[Unknown Female Speaker]

Body cam footage is the whole thing.

[Lunchbox]

How'd you get on that?

[Eddie]

I don't know, dude. I just saw the picture and I was like, that looks interesting.

[Lunchbox]

It's on Netflix. Yes. What'd you give it?

[Eddie]

I'm going to give it four out of five roller skates. But it'll leave you sad though. Just warning.

[Lunchbox]

Why should you tell us that?

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Why would you tell us that?

[Eddie]

Cuz it's a sad. I mean, I didn't know that it's sad. I had no idea it's sad.

[Lunchbox]

Do we know that going into it?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I mean, you.

[Lunchbox]

Is that a bit of a spoiler?

[Eddie]

You can. No, no, you shouldn't be on the.

[Unknown Female Speaker]

If you knew the news story then. No, it's not a spoiler. It was big in the news.

[Lunchbox]

Should you be on the wheel?

[Eddie]

No, dude, let's watch it.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

All right.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, Scuba. How was your trip, by the way? Was nice.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Mostly because the weather was frickin phenomenal compared to here.

[Lunchbox]

Scuba went to California to work our alternative.

[Eddie]

Yes, they called Alter Ego.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Has like Green Day, Sublime, twenty one pilots. There's even some random people there from like, no Doubt. Was there Mark McGrath?

[Lunchbox]

It was pretty cool. Did you watch the show?

[Eddie]

I saw none of the show because I was back in the broadcast room. So I saw it on like a TV monitor, but it seemed cool. Dude, Mark McGrath looks the same. Like. No, he doesn't exactly.

[Lunchbox]

He doesn't really.

[Eddie]

From the pictures I saw, he still has the little highlights and stuff.

[Lunchbox]

Yep, he has highlights, but he looks old. He's older.

[Eddie]

Oh, dude.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

What does he sing?

[Lunchbox]

I Just Want to Fly. Oh, yeah. Every morning. Yeah. And I saw him because he's walking.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

By, I'm like, oh, he's Mark McGrath.

[Lunchbox]

And then once I saw him in.

[Eddie]

Person, I was like, man, we. We've all.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

I realized I'm getting older because he looks much. He still looks great for his age, but he's definitely.

[Lunchbox]

It took you seeing Mark McGrath to realize you're getting older?

[Chelsea Handler]

I mean, sometimes things like that. Like, like we went to dinner the other night and sitting next to us were these two kids and they were on a date and they looked so young and it was kind of a nice restaurant. I'm thinking, like, how are their parents paying? Like, how old are they? But I mean, I think that they, they were adults. They just looks so.

[Eddie]

They're in their 20s.

[Chelsea Handler]

That was my indicator that like this is. We've hit that point where now we're older to where 20 year olds on a date look like they're 15.

[Lunchbox]

How old were they?

[Chelsea Handler]

Well, I didn't ask, but they could have. Who knows? They could have been 24. They just looked so.

[Lunchbox]

Could they be 17?

[Chelsea Handler]

I mean, maybe, but what? At 17, I wasn't. I mean, I don't know, maybe.

[Eddie]

Nice restaurant.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah, it was like a nice restaurant. Like, who would go there? Like it wasn't like prom or celebrating for them. Like, I don't know. To me it was just like Scuba's explaining. Like you have that moment where you're like, do you see Marmadu? No, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

That's what we all see when we're starting to wonder if we're getting older or not. We have a vision of Mark McGrath.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah, there's that. Or when kids driving. It doesn't look possible.

[Eddie]

That's weird.

[Chelsea Handler]

They look so little. But then it's like, okay, this just means that I've hit that age where I am Old.

[Lunchbox]

I saw Scuba do a TikTok of Peaches. Was it Lump you did?

[Eddie]

I did lump, yes.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Is it classic rock? And so anything over 25 years is considered classic rock, right?

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah, I think that's the kind of the barometer.

[Eddie]

And that one's from 1995, man.

[Lunchbox]

That's crazy.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Lunchbox]

I posted a picture in the 2016 trend. Did you see it, Amy?

[Chelsea Handler]

It was hilarious. I laughed. I know what you're talking about.

[Lunchbox]

It was already too late. I don't like jumping on trends. Way late. I don't mind jumping on trends, but if I'm way late, I don't want to jump in on the backside of it. But I found a picture and I posted it, and it was for me at, like, 13 years old, and I was like, 2016, living it up on my Instagram.

[Eddie]

That was funny, man.

[Lunchbox]

And everyone's like, the math ain't math thing. So, yeah, there's that. All right, let's go around the room, Amy.

[Chelsea Handler]

So I have an update on the Timothy Busfield case.

[Lunchbox]

We gotta remind people who that is.

[Chelsea Handler]

So he.

[Lunchbox]

And by everybody, I mean me.

[Chelsea Handler]

Okay. Remember, I showed you his picture. You're like, I know him. He was in West Wing.

[Lunchbox]

Ah, the actor.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yes, the actor. Yes. And he is being charged with inappropriately touching two children on set of a movie that he was producing called the Cleaning lady in New Mexico. He turned himself in. He took a lie detector. We talked about all that. He passed the lie detector. He is saying he's innocent. His wife is standing by him. She's like, he has a wonderful moral compass. No way. Well, so this veteran security guard named Christopher Ford, he's worked in Hollywood as security guard forever. He said he was out to eat and heard the mom of these kids say that if her kids aren't invited back for next season or whatever. And I'm paraphrasing, but that Timothy was going to pay, basically.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, really?

[Chelsea Handler]

And the boys, there's two. Their brothers, her sons, I believe they were replaced by another actor. And so now the charges come out. Theory is that this potentially could be the mom's way of retaliating, and that the boys said that they were touched certain places in a therapy session. But there's speculation that were they. Were they or were they coached to say that?

[Lunchbox]

And somebody heard the mom talking about this situation.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yes. Heard her say that if her boys weren't invited back or renewed their contract or whatever, that specifically Timothy was gonna. Tim Busfield or whatever was gonna pay.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

And supposedly there's audio of the officers talking to the kids. And the officer then asks if Busfield ever touches their private parts, which both the boys deny. Yeah, but he didn't touch that part. The officer replies. He goes, no, he's never touched me.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, if the mom put these kids.

[Eddie]

Up to this, that's just terrible.

[Lunchbox]

She should go to jail and stay in jail, because this is the worst.

[Chelsea Handler]

It's the worst.

[Lunchbox]

For somebody to accuse you of touching a kid, it's the worst. The only thing that's worse is killing a kid. Like, those are the worst two crimes.

[Chelsea Handler]

And it's like, at the same time, you're so.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Handler]

I'm so thankful this didn't really. If it didn't happen to the kids, that it didn't. Yet also, the kids were told by their mom to say that it happened.

[Lunchbox]

If that's true, which is allegedly.

[Chelsea Handler]

Still. Allegedly. If that's true. Still traumatic for the kids that they are being told by their mom to lie.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. When I said he passed an independent polygraph last week was the first time, I thought maybe there's something here, that there are other factors at play. Yeah. That sucks. Anything else that we don't know about this?

[Chelsea Handler]

So also in the show, I guess the cleaning lady in the midst of all this that's going on until we figure out actually what happened for sure. And he's cleared. He's being removed from the show.

[Lunchbox]

Like, they're editing him out.

[Chelsea Handler]

Editing him out, and it's like, okay, yikes. So that's the update.

[Eddie]

That's terrible.

[Lunchbox]

That's crazy. All right, Lunchbox. Yeah.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

You guys ever been to Bucky's?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

Make a point to stop by.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Well, they are opening the biggest Buc EE's in history down in Florida. It is going to be 76,245 square feet.

[Chelsea Handler]

That is crazy.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

That is.

[Lunchbox]

Don't they do this every time? Don't they beat their last one by, like, 10 square feet every time is. I think this is their thing.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah. Because their la. The biggest one right now is 75,593 square feet. And this one is 76,245 square.

[Lunchbox]

They just barely beat it.

[Chelsea Handler]

So, like, one square.

[Lunchbox]

It is the biggest.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah. 1.3 football fields. So if you can just put that in your mind. That is a huge gas station.

[Eddie]

Big.

[Lunchbox]

It's worth stopping.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

I'm going to try it one of these times. I've never been to Buc ee.

[Lunchbox]

Going down to Atlanta. There's one obviously in Texas, there's one.

[Eddie]

An hour Away from here.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah, but it's just like, it's never. It seems to never fall on the time I'm stopping on a road trip.

[Eddie]

Sure, I get that.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Right. Outside the time you're.

[Lunchbox]

But if you passed one, I've passed one.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

But I'm like, oh, you have to.

[Lunchbox]

Just stop regardless, man. Just experience.

[Chelsea Handler]

Just give it a go.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

And then you spend, like, an hour inside of there.

[Lunchbox]

You don't have to, but the bathrooms are super clean.

[Eddie]

I tell my kids one thing, like, you're getting one thing out of this place, and that's it.

[Lunchbox]

And there's so much in there. Like, they make really good food. Their treats are good. Like their buc EE's. What are those things called?

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah, what are they called? Buck nuts.

[Lunchbox]

Beaver nuggets.

[Eddie]

No, I don't know who told you that.

[Lunchbox]

Butt nuts.

[Chelsea Handler]

Maybe you got that from somewhere else.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah, someone told me that.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you go ask for those.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Oh, no, I don't think I'm gonna go in there and ask for buck nuts, then. I'm not gonna.

[Lunchbox]

That's probably something similar.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Okay.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah. Beaver nuggets.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. But it's probably something called buck nuts somewhere else.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Got it. Yeah, someone told me that. Oh, my gosh, the buck nuts there are so good.

[Lunchbox]

Go take your foot, wave it under the stall in the bathro, and be like, you got any butt nuts?

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Oh, yeah. So, yeah, if you want to go down to Florida and see the biggest.

[Lunchbox]

One ever, that's cool, Morgan.

[Unknown Female Speaker]

Have you guys seen all the drama around the Beckham family?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah, I read all the Instagram stories yesterday.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Unknown Female Speaker]

So this is crazy. David Beckham's son, Brooklyn, recently got married to Nicole. I'm going to say her last name wrong.

[Chelsea Handler]

Peltz.

[Unknown Female Speaker]

Yeah, sound right. They got married, and there's this whole bunch of family drama he aired online. He basically said he tried to handle it privately and that he. He accused his parents of trying to ruin his relationship with his wife. And then he also claimed that his mom danced inappropriately on him at the wedding. And then he also went on to say that their whole family is a PR thing, and it's only about pr and they're only invited to the family if they post on social media. And it's been going down, and there are so many different takes. Even one of David Beckham's old assistant has come out and said things.

[Lunchbox]

So they haven't been talking. They've been estranged for a while. Yeah. The son with the family, and no one's really said much about it within the Family. And finally he put all these screenshots. And one of the things that was super interesting was at the wedding, when it was time for his first dance with his wife, the DJ goes, hey. Or the person running it was like, hey, let's get mom up here. And instead of that, they had, like, sabotaged it. At first it was a dance with his mom, and so he goes up, and then she was, like, inappropriate. Who knows what's going on there? But instead of that dance, what they had planned with his wife, then the mom kind of jumped in and, like, canceled her dressmaking right before the dress was to be made for the wedding. Tried to buy the rights to his name before they got married, because they knew once it was once they were married, they couldn't do that anymore. Well, I don't even buy the rights of somebody's name.

[Eddie]

Didn't know that either.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, a lot of family drama.

[Unknown Female Speaker]

But then there's also, like, posts of the wedding dress, like, in there, and they. There's an article about how it took a year to plan the wedding dress. So there's been, like, people coming out with varying reports of, like, fact checking all of it. And I just. It's all over my timeline.

[Chelsea Handler]

That's.

[Unknown Female Speaker]

Everybody's going at different angles and in. David Beckham's old assistant was like, I'm glad he's finally sharing his truth. And, like, I know what it was.

[Eddie]

Like to work for them with the PR thing, though. Don't you think that, like, their life is definitely a lot of PR because they are so famous? It kind of has to be a little bit.

[Lunchbox]

No, I think the public part can be manicured perfectly, but that doesn't mean the private part, which is what they're talking about, is miserable, because I picture.

[Chelsea Handler]

Them being, like, so cute and, you know, the. Them dancing together. That video that went viral a while back of Victoria and David, was it Islands in the Stream? What were they.

[Eddie]

I didn't see it.

[Chelsea Handler]

And everyone was, like, remaking videos of themselves dancing, like, the Beckham. Like, I don't know, I just thought, oh, my gosh. Like, you know, you get envious of it, and then you realize, like, okay, not everything's as it seems.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. One of the stories was they went over for David's birthday. Him and his wife try to get some time with his dad, but he. David wouldn't see him unless it was with all these other people. And it could be kind of on camera.

[Chelsea Handler]

Weird.

[Eddie]

There's that PR thing we were talking about.

[Lunchbox]

So just because you're they're rich and famous. Doesn't mean they have it any better than you as far as, like, family dynamics. And sometimes it's worse because there are factors at play that we don't have to deal with.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. That's a wild one. I read all the screenshots I was in.

[Unknown Female Speaker]

Is it all over your timeline, too?

[Lunchbox]

No, my timeline's much lamer. Yeah, but I read it all. It was on my Twitter. It was on Twitter. I didn't see. I don't get much on TikTok. You get on TikTok?

[Unknown Female Speaker]

Yeah, a little bit, but it just started on TikTok. It started on. Where I really started seeing it was Twitter. And that's. But that I just can't tell who's, like, actually a source versus somebody who's just commentating. So it's really hard. And then there's a lot of people comparing it to Harry and Meghan. In that situation.

[Lunchbox]

I saw that they may cancel her show. With Love, Meghan, or whatever it's called. I'm surprised they had a second season. Is she the most disliked celebrity?

[Chelsea Handler]

She might be close.

[Lunchbox]

Like, if you were drafting disliked celebrities and you had to take off, like the Harvey Weinsteins and people that have a real bad. I think she's probably one of the most disliked celebrities because it just seems so inauthentic. Everything she does seems so inauthentic. Can you think of anybody that is less liked if you were drafting dislike celebrities? I think she'd be one of my top.

[Chelsea Handler]

Because I get what you're saying. Like, there's also. Yeah. The evil bad.

[Lunchbox]

She's trying to be liked.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

She wants to be liked so bad.

[Lunchbox]

She's trying to be liked, and you just don't like her because it seems so fake.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah. So, like, in that category, she might. She might take it home.

[Lunchbox]

Pick one. Cosby second.

[Eddie]

Oh, for good reason.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie, did you do your story?

[Eddie]

No, I didn't. So micro shifting is on the rise in America, and I'm wondering what you guys think.

[Lunchbox]

What's micro shifting?

[Eddie]

Micro shifting is where you split up your work in little shifts. So you go to work, like, for two or three hours, take a break, go pick up the kids from school, you know, and then go back to work for two or three hours and split up your day, like, in three parts. People say that it's. They feel sharper when they work. That break is what they really needed, and more people are doing it.

[Chelsea Handler]

Micro shifting, what you think it just.

[Lunchbox]

Makes the day longer.

[Eddie]

That's what I think, too get it all done.

[Lunchbox]

I feel like if you own your own business, you're probably micro shifting like crazy anyway. Like, you're having to. If you're have any sort of personal life, you gotta go to work, get it done, deal with the kids, and you can make your own schedule.

[Eddie]

But I feel like that'd be tough too. Like, if you worked for someone and they were just like, hey, where are you? Like, I need you. And you're like, I'm micro shifting.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I think most people, when you have a job, you have to be there at a certain time.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But, like, do you tell your boss, like, all right, I'm only here for two hours and I'm out?

[Lunchbox]

I don't think you can. I think if there are rules where you have to be there from a certain time, you can't micro shift in those circumstances. I think if you have a job. I saw a story about a guy who was doing like, 8. They're not side jobs, but he was working remotely on eight different jobs at once. And he had all the screens up in front of him. And he makes like a million bucks a year because these remote jobs don't make him work eight hours a day. And they pay him pretty close to full salary. But he doesn't have to do a whole lot of work for each job. And so he does eight at once, and he makes about a million bucks.

[Chelsea Handler]

A year, and he can do them well. Each well. And that's.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. I didn't see any sort of reviews or anything.

[Chelsea Handler]

Performance review. But I'm like, if he's not getting fired, then he must be able to.

[Lunchbox]

The story was he's like, remote jobs, they don't really watch you. And as long as you get your stuff done, and most times you can get everything done way in less time than they're giving you. So he works all these jobs.

[Chelsea Handler]

Okay. So a lot of these people that are micro shifting, they have a shift after dinner.

[Lunchbox]

See, that's terrible.

[Eddie]

Break for dinner.

[Chelsea Handler]

And then, I mean, I get. If you have to do that. Okay.

[Eddie]

But you're.

[Chelsea Handler]

You're working your day around now, intentionally making yourself work after dinner. No, thank you.

[Eddie]

They did say that people do this to have side hustles as well. Like, you know, they work their main job for two, three hours, side hustle for two hours. Go back.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I think it's called having two jobs.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Having a job.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah. But I think for. Yes, people probably use it for the side hustle, Eddie. But I think they're specifically talking about traditional nine to five people now prioritizing their work around their life instead of the other way around.

[Eddie]

I'm with you though. I'd rather get it all over with.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And it's gonna be hard to find a job that goes, yeah, you can work till 9. Especially if it's a job where you have to be there. If it's especially a service job where there are people that are coming to you.

[Chelsea Handler]

But I do like the idea of it, you know, being able to get off to do like if at 2:30 you need to leave for school pickup and you have that flexibility because that's what's difficult for a lot of people is getting off work to go pick kids up.

[Eddie]

I guess I do kinda micro shift a little bit. Like when we're done with the show, we all do.

[Chelsea Handler]

We micro shift. Our job is not nice.

[Eddie]

We're micro shifters.

[Lunchbox]

Like we're here for a certain point but we got a bunch of stuff we gotta do through the day. You do whenever you want as long as you've done all good.

[Chelsea Handler]

The best thing we ever did or you ever did, Bobby, I guess you probably did it. Not we. But was when we got a deadline for show prep. Best decision ever. Because for years we did not have one. And sometimes I would be like, we don't have one. And then it's like 10 o' clock at night and I'm like, okay, now I better do it. Or I'd be like, oh, I'm so tired. And I would wake up at 2am and do it in the morning and turn in prep in the morning.

[Lunchbox]

You said it beat me before. I got to work at 3:30.

[Chelsea Handler]

As long as it was in your inbox before. Yeah, 3:30 call, make it. Just pick a time. But there was. I can't remember what year it happened, but we got a 7pm deadline and that has been so great because you know, it's 7pm we're done. When we didn't have that, it linger over my head sometimes. Sometimes I'd get it done early, but probably not.

[Lunchbox]

Probably not.

[John Paulk]

I'm John Paulk. For years I was the poster boy of the conversion therapy movement. The ex gay who married an ex lesbian and traveled the world telling my story of how I changed my sexuality from gay to straight. Once upon a time I was on 60 Minutes, Oprah, the front cover of Newsweek. And you might have heard my story, but you've never heard the real story story. So join me as I peel back the layers and expose what happened to me in the midst of conversion therapy to shine a light on what the X Game movement does to people and the pain it continues to cause.

[Lunchbox]

I had lost £150 because if I.

[Mike De la Rocha]

Couldn'T control my sexuality, I was going.

[Lunchbox]

To control my weight.

[Chelsea Handler]

It sounded like, and this is the word I used, a cult.

[John Paulk]

And as I look too, at the harm I did from within, listen to atonement, the John Paulk story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Mike De la Rocha]

Every January, we're encouraged to start over. But what if this year is about slowing down and learning how to understand ourselves more deeply? What if this year is about giving ourselves permission to feel what we've been holding and knowing that it's okay to ask for help? I'm Mike De la Rocha, host of Sacred Lessons. This is a podcast for men navigating stress, emotional health, fatherhood, identity, and the unspoken pressures we're taught to carry alone. We talk honestly about mental health, about healing generational wounds, and about learning how to show up with more presence and care. If you want a healthier relationship with yourself and the people you love, then Sacred Lessons is the podcast for you. Listen to Sacred Lessons with Mike De la Rocha on America's number one podcast network, iHeart. Follow Sacred Lessons with Mike De La Rocha and start listening on the free iHeartRadio app today.

[Chelsea Handler]

This season on Dear Chelsea with me, Chelsea Handler. We've got some incredible guests like Kumail Nanjiani. Let's start with your cat. How is she?

[Lunchbox]

She is not with us anymore.

[Chelsea Handler]

Okay, great, great, great way to start. So this is a great beginning and hopefully you'll be able to, I don't know, maybe you will cry. Amanda Seyfried. Life is so short. If you feel something like that, you have that fire in you for this experience, it's not for a guy. It's for the experience of being in love and, like, it's bigger than a guy. Elizabeth Olsen. I love swimming naked so much. And I know you love taking pictures of yourself. Yes, I love to be naked. I just want to be in my brown underwear all the time. Ross Matthews. You know what kids always say to me? Are you a boy or a girl? Oh, my God. All the time. I know. So I'm always like, hi. I try to butch it up for kids, you know, so they're not confused. Yeah, but you're butching it up is basically like an angry woman. Doris Day, right? No, I turn into Bea Arthur. Listen to these episodes of Dear Chelsea, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

New year, new goals, and in this economy, a better money plan is more necessary than ever. I am Matt. And I'm Joel. We are from the how to Money podcast and every week we help you to spend smarter, save more, and make sense of what's going on out there. If you want 2026 to be the year you finally feel in control of your money, we're here to give you the tools and advice to help you make it happen. Listen to how to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Lunchbox]

100 vehicle pile up in Michigan as the snowstorm moves across the country.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

That was crazy.

[Lunchbox]

A massive pile up involving more than 100 vehicles occurred on i96 in Michigan. Due to the snowfall, they closed the highway. Numerous injuries, no reported deaths. That's from Wood tv. Through the country, different places are being told different things about snow. A lot of my TikTok is Arkansas sports and so I'm seeing some of the people there that talk about it, talk about the massive snow coming through. We obviously aren't there, but we're a day later whenever the weather moves through and we're expected to get some major snowfall Saturday and Sunday. Right now 85% chance and they're saying maybe 8 to 12 inches of snow.

[Eddie]

That's a lot.

[Lunchbox]

Now that usually lessens, but that's a lot of snow for especially a place like here where we don't get much snow because it's been cold. But we haven't had any snow this year, have we?

[Eddie]

No, no, not yet.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

A couple flurries, right?

[Eddie]

Yes, we've had those nights.

[Lunchbox]

That's about it. Lunchbox. I wonder what we're supposed to wear on the cruise.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah, well, I'm just wearing shorts.

[Lunchbox]

I think it's just short. I think it's warm. It's just you wear shorts and T shirt.

[Eddie]

You're going to the tropics, man.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

I, I don't know what like etiquette like is on a cruise? Like is there like nice things that you have to dress up for or.

[Eddie]

That's. That's a good point. Like is there at any point are we gonna have a formal dinner?

[Lunchbox]

I think there are dinners.

[Eddie]

So no Hawaiian shirts for the dinners.

[Lunchbox]

And I think I'm doing like a breakfast or something for St. Jude, but I don't know about formal. I think you probably take a couple nice button up shirts and some pants, but the rest is just Shorts.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Island time.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I don't know about island time. I don't like ordering stuff on island time because it never comes whenever you want it. But yeah, I think it's just normal if you were right at a. Like a resort or something on the beach.

[Eddie]

Have you been. You've been on a cruise, haven't you? Lunchbox.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

I went to Alaska, but yeah, that's different.

[Chelsea Handler]

That's very different.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't know what the vibe is.

[Lunchbox]

And what if we told him tuxedo every day and he showed up with just tuxedos?

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah, I mean, I think some button down, some T shirts, khaki shorts.

[Eddie]

That's my Hawaiian shirt.

[Lunchbox]

Mostly it's just gonna be. You're gonna be outside. Swimsuit on the boat, on the ocean. So you can wear shorts and a T shirt and. Yeah, bring some swimming shorts. Okay.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

All right. I just wanted to make sure that I was prepared. Prepared.

[Chelsea Handler]

That's good.

[Eddie]

Is there any fishing on the boat? Like legit question?

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

No. You have fish?

[Lunchbox]

I don't fish off the boat. No.

[Eddie]

Because, I mean, I just don't understand. You're in the middle of the ocean. This is a perfect chance to catch a marlin.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Do you know how long your line would have to be to get to the bottom of the boat to get to the water? Nah, dude.

[Eddie]

You drive a lure behind the boat and you catch some monsters.

[Lunchbox]

I bet you can't get it down.

[Eddie]

To the water, right with the line.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. You're so far high.

[Eddie]

Yeah, dude, I'm excited. I've never been on a cruise before.

[Lunchbox]

I'm nervous I'm gonna get sick.

[Eddie]

Somebody told me that regardless if you get sick or you don't get sick, drama mean it up.

[Lunchbox]

I take Dramamine all the time. I've been. And a lot of people said the boat's so big, there's a good chance you won't. And so that's why I feel fairly confident in it. But I get so motion sick doing everything in an elevator. If I'm not focused on the buttons, I get motion sick. So that's my concern. And I've tried Dramamine for all this. It doesn't work on me. I've tried the bracelets, I've tried the ear thing.

[Chelsea Handler]

Have you tried them all at the same time?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I have not. I walked around like a one man band.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

You ever see the guy, the one man bands got all the instruments on them. Yeah, I look like that with all the stuff.

[Eddie]

Can you OD on that stuff?

[Lunchbox]

I don't know, man.

[Chelsea Handler]

No, because the dream, I mean, if you did it all, like the stuff that's going into your wrist is just a pressure point.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, can you OD on Dramamine or I get sick off of it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, like if you had the. The sticker.

[Chelsea Handler]

Oh, like a patch.

[Lunchbox]

So a wife. This is a phone story where a pervy deacon was arrested after he asked his wife to hold his phone when he underwent a medical procedure. This from the New York Post.

[Chelsea Handler]

Sorry, did you say pervy Deacon?

[Lunchbox]

And she discovered nude videos of their teenage babysitter in their bathroom recording on a hidden camera. So he was going under and he's like, here, take my phone. And so Christopher Thomas Collins, a 42 year old Deacon in Hickson, Tennessee, according to the New York Post, has been charged with nine counts of sexual exploitation of a minor after his wife reported the disturbing videos to police. Collins wife had suspected her husband was cheating and went through his phone after he handed it over during a medical procedure at the dentist's office.

[Chelsea Handler]

Oh my gosh, this is far worse.

[Lunchbox]

This is. According to court documents obtained by wtvc, she discovered explicit videos of their former babysitter inside a hidden folder showing the teenager inside the downstairs bathroom that appeared to be taken by small hidden cameras. The cameras were allegedly fixed in positions across from the shower and toilet. And in one video, the girl appeared to notice the camera while undressing.

[Chelsea Handler]

Oh, well, did she say anything?

[Lunchbox]

What do you mean? Oh, I don't know, it just has. I'm surprised this guy that gone through all of that with hidden cameras just handed his phone over to his wife, right?

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah. Like if you have that hidden on there, just leave your phone at home like you.

[Lunchbox]

Well, or just don't put in your pocket. I'm glad he got caught. But I'm saying for someone that went through all the, the work and all the details that he had to go through to hide cameras to just hand his wife the phone with all of it there, knowing she probably suspected you a cheating and even if she didn't. Yeah, that is sickening.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Also, he just wakes up and the cops are just waiting there for him.

[Lunchbox]

Is that what happened? The cops were there?

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

I would assume she had to leave there and go right to the police station and say, hey, he's about to wake up from this surgery, come get him.

[Lunchbox]

Imagine the wife too, having to make.

[Eddie]

That decision, finding those terrible.

[Lunchbox]

And you're happy she made that decision. But there was probably a second where she thought, if I do this Even my life as the wife is turned upside down.

[Eddie]

Hey, do you still have your detector?

[Lunchbox]

Whatever you're gonna say is weird, Whatever that question was gonna be was weird.

[Eddie]

Why?

[Chelsea Handler]

It felt weird.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

She was just asking if I still had something after that.

[Eddie]

You still have the camera detector for the hotel?

[Lunchbox]

I do.

[Eddie]

I get one of those.

[Lunchbox]

You don't.

[Eddie]

I do because I. Every time I go to Airbnb, I, like, check all.

[Lunchbox]

Everything. I bought one. I've been to, like, three Airbnbs and a couple of hotels, and I've always forgotten it every time. It's not even that I've used it with nothing. I've forgotten it every time.

[Eddie]

Yeah, dude. I mean, we read so many of these stories that, like, I feel like everybody needs these things.

[Chelsea Handler]

No, but this wasn't even an Airbnb.

[Eddie]

It's in even your own house.

[Lunchbox]

You're babysitting for the guy. Yep. The average person feels perfectly healthy. How many days a month? How many days do you feel perfectly.

[Chelsea Handler]

Oh, I know this one. I can't say it.

[Lunchbox]

You do?

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

What about you guys?

[Eddie]

How many days a month perfectly healthy?

[Lunchbox]

Like you feel good?

[Eddie]

I would say 10 days.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

I had 12.

[Lunchbox]

16. So a little over half. A new survey of 2,000 adults found that body aches, fatigue, feeling off, and runny noses are the most common signs of subpar winter days. Six in ten Americans get sick each winter, and the average person feels unwell about five days per season. But mostly it is over half of the days a month a person does not fill up to 100%.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah, but they're just factoring in, like, seasonal feelings. Like, I was like, just fact. Let's factor in just life and hormones.

[Lunchbox]

And if you want to feel old, look at Mark McGrath. Find that guy. That'll really give you a reality check, you know? Search up Sugar Ray and let it rip.

[Eddie]

I thought he looked young.

[Lunchbox]

Still, I think he just looks normal.

[Eddie]

What do you call the frosty tips?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, Frosted tips.

[Eddie]

He still has the frosted tips. He still dresses like he's in Sugar Ray. He was a really nice guy. That was the thing. He got emotional about his songs because one was about his mother and stuff.

[Lunchbox]

I don't want to crap all over him. You didn't crap on him at all.

[Eddie]

Which one's about his mother?

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

I forget which one it was.

[Eddie]

I don't know, but he was a presenter. He wasn't a performer.

[Lunchbox]

Got it. He plays in a band now called Ezra Ray Hart, which is Kevin from Better Than Ezra, the lead Singer. Him from Sugar Ray, and the lead singer of Tonic.

[Eddie]

Really? Emerson Hart.

[Lunchbox]

That's the heart. Wow.

[Eddie]

I've seen clips of that.

[Lunchbox]

And they do perform all those songs, man. And Sugar Ray, they were a cover band. Like, that was their jam. And then they made their first record, and they. It was a. It was a hard, hard, hard album. And the one song on it that wasn't hard was I Just Want to Fly. That was a hit. So then they were like, yeah, let's just screw it. Let's just do this.

[Eddie]

I remember I saw them with 311, and, dude, they went hard because. Yeah, I. I didn't. Yeah, they. I didn't know who they were, but they were like. They're jumping up and down, full energy. It was crazy.

[Lunchbox]

Number one song from Sugar Ray is.

[Chelsea Handler]

Fly.

[Lunchbox]

Every Morning.

[Chelsea Handler]

Every morning when I wake up yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Number two is Someday when our lives will pass us by I wander around.

[Eddie]

And wonder why you're always there for me yeah.

[Chelsea Handler]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Number three is Fly. Number four is when it's over that's the time I fall in love again. Know that one?

[Chelsea Handler]

Yep.

[Lunchbox]

When it's over they made it. They remade Abra, Abracadabra. That's a pretty big one for them. And that was an old song by maybe. Steve Miller Band is Abracadabra. Steve Miller.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yes. I had it on Steve Miller Greatest Hits.

[Lunchbox]

And they had. They had. Answer the phone I know that you're home I want to get you alone do it again. Do it again. No. Yeah, Those are good.

[Eddie]

They're good.

[Lunchbox]

Is it Steve Miller, man?

[Chelsea Handler]

Yes, it is. I'm telling you, I could probably sing you the whole song.

[Eddie]

I feel like you're singing.

[Chelsea Handler]

No, I'm not.

[Lunchbox]

That is what you're. Because they do have that.

[Chelsea Handler]

No, I'm. No, I know.

[Eddie]

Are you sure?

[Chelsea Handler]

Cadabra. Yes.

[Lunchbox]

To the sea it goes like this. Abra, abracadabra I'm gonna reach out and grab you not what you're saying, but.

[Chelsea Handler]

I do know this one. I'm gonna reach out and grab you.

[Lunchbox]

But you were singing Steve Miller, man. Fly like an Eagle.

[Chelsea Handler]

You're right. I was. But there's probably so many Steve Miller Band songs that I could just start singing if I get a little hint.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Okay. Steve Miller Band, the number one stream song is. That's how it starts. Okay.

[Chelsea Handler]

I need more than that.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't know if that would just.

[Chelsea Handler]

Okay, sorry, sorry.

[Lunchbox]

What is it?

[Chelsea Handler]

But if I could.

[Lunchbox]

It's just a drum. It goes okay. No. Okay.

[Chelsea Handler]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Then it goes, okay.

[Chelsea Handler]

I'MMA I'm a V. I'm a V. No, wait. Go.

[Lunchbox]

I'm a. Because I'm a. And I'm a. Oh.

[Chelsea Handler]

I'm a lover and I'm a shaker I'm a mover I'm a shaker I'm a lover I'm a hater the mover.

[Eddie]

Shaker.

[Chelsea Handler]

Chase my moon in the sun.

[Eddie]

It does start with drums, doesn't it?

[Chelsea Handler]

Oh, that's what I need. Some people call me the Chase Cowboy Some people call me Maurice.

[Lunchbox]

Number two is Abracadabra. Number three is I'll give you the melody.

[Chelsea Handler]

Keep on rocking me, baby Keep on rocking me Ba.

[Lunchbox]

You got Fly like an Eagle. He did that one.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah. Picture me right now in my 1985 Ford Bronco driving down Cesar Chavez.

[Lunchbox]

How about I give you the melody? This one.

[Chelsea Handler]

Okay. Cover did it. Me get away. Big old jets. Jetliner almost. Big old jet at a ladder. Jet, jetliner almost Jet, jet, Big old jet. I don't know that I ever had the words right. Do you know what I mean?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Big old jet Airliner, airliner Don't carry.

[Eddie]

Me too far away does he ever say Carolina? I don't think that's what I always thought he said.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. Maybe there's a rhyme in there.

[Chelsea Handler]

Big old Jew got to stay.

[Eddie]

All the jams.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, yeah. How about. I'm getting all these songs in my head. I can't do it.

[Chelsea Handler]

Greatest hits albums were the best. Because you do. You could do Steve Miller Band Greatest Hits, and then. And then your CD would switch to Tupac Greatest Hits and then George Strait Greatest Hits or the set.

[Lunchbox]

How. This one?

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah. Now I'm like, come on, Ride that train. No, but that's not it.

[Lunchbox]

There's a chance they go.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah, I know it. I know it.

[Lunchbox]

It's not a train.

[Eddie]

Is it the one that.

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Handler]

Give me it.

[Lunchbox]

No, you're doing two. One, two.

[Chelsea Handler]

I need to hear the actual.

[Lunchbox]

I'm telling it to you exactly as it is.

[Eddie]

No, he is. He is.

[Lunchbox]

I got it.

[Chelsea Handler]

Well, when you've already got it, it's easy to see.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I had. I didn't have.

[Eddie]

I didn't have it from the beginning.

[Chelsea Handler]

I know, but once you get there, you get it. But then.

[Eddie]

Whoa.

[Lunchbox]

Take your money.

[Chelsea Handler]

Oh, take your money. Yes.

[Lunchbox]

You're doing what?

[Mike De la Rocha]

Not.

[John Paulk]

Come on.

[Chelsea Handler]

Taking money and run. I got it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I got it.

[Chelsea Handler]

Taking money and run.

[Lunchbox]

You're doing one, two, few.

[Eddie]

Who's.

[Lunchbox]

And it's driving me crazy.

[Chelsea Handler]

I was doing it the same as you.

[Lunchbox]

No, you're doing too. Who you're doing Choo Choo.

[Eddie]

You did start with Choo Choo.

[Chelsea Handler]

That's why I started singing Como. Right?

[Eddie]

Is that it? I mean, dude, that's a lot of jams.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah, yeah. There's more, I'm sure.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, name another one then.

[Chelsea Handler]

I don't know. I. Obviously I can't name them. They just come back. They come flooding back to me like, who knows? I haven't listened to Steve Miller band since CDs went out of style. It's not like I've streamed it.

[Eddie]

So your CD changer went from Steve.

[Chelsea Handler]

Miller to what, Tupac, Then to George Ray's box set to Eric Clapton.

[Lunchbox]

Jungle Love.

[Chelsea Handler]

And don't even ask me, like, why we got into Steve Miller. Rand. Because.

[Lunchbox]

What do you mean?

[Eddie]

Who's we?

[Lunchbox]

No, the reason is because I did Sugar Ray as an abracadabra here.

[Chelsea Handler]

I'm talking about in high school. Like, why was my friend group. Because we were listening. Like, yeah, it was Tupac, but then it'd also be Pat Green.

[Lunchbox]

That's normal.

[Chelsea Handler]

Robert o'.

[Lunchbox]

Keane. That's what everybody had, the whole mix.

[Chelsea Handler]

I know, but Steve Miller Band, like, what year were they popular?

[Eddie]

70S, right?

[Chelsea Handler]

So I guess in the 90s it was coming back around to the high schoolers.

[Eddie]

Man, that George Strait box set, though, so good. Everything was.

[Lunchbox]

I thought you were acting like you were the one kid who listened to different genres.

[Chelsea Handler]

No, I must have bought it because my friends were listening to it because I. I wouldn't have picked out Steve Miller but bought Greatest hits for myself. I must have bought it for my passengers.

[Lunchbox]

That's real sweet of you, thinking of your older writers.

[Chelsea Handler]

No, I didn't like my friends that were into it. You know, we would also listen to that song, Pay Me a Birmingham.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Trace Lawrence. I feel like that was current.

[Chelsea Handler]

I feel like when I. I know.

[Lunchbox]

But pay me a Birmingham.

[Chelsea Handler]

I feel like maybe I was driving off to college to that song though, feeling real sad.

[Lunchbox]

That's a house type of house.

[Chelsea Handler]

Mm. We learned that. I learned that from you, I think.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Not really. That's from 2004.

[Eddie]

Birmingham's the House style.

[Chelsea Handler]

Well, I was driving a call, maybe home from college.

[Lunchbox]

Amy's like, remember that song?

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Whoa.

[Lunchbox]

Yes. Randy Houser. Yeah. That's when we first moved here, 2013.

[Chelsea Handler]

No, I must have been. Once I said it, I was like, wait, I was in my Bronco for that? I was like. I was. I remember driving the two hour drive from College Station like to or from. In 2004, I would have been coming home from College Station because I was supposed to graduate in December of 2003. And then graduation, the term, neither here nor there, because I actually did it. But I completed my college time, an extra semester. So it was spring of 2004 that I came home. How long we all took? Different times.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Chelsea Handler]

Did anybody here do it in just four years?

[Eddie]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I did it in.

[Chelsea Handler]

And yes, three and a half, easily.

[Eddie]

You did?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's cool, man.

[Lunchbox]

I. I started taking college courses in high school, and then I was there at a gtfo. Yeah, like Finnish and gtfo.

[Eddie]

See, what took me forever was I took my basics somewhere else. And then when I went and got to Sam Houston State, not everything transferred, so I had to do more. And then I started failing some classes.

[Chelsea Handler]

And then I had to withdraw one semester completely. Yeah, you did? I did.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Dang, girl.

[Chelsea Handler]

The semester I was making a lot of purses. I made the executive decision to.

[Lunchbox]

As an executive of the purse company. You made the executive decision to jump out? Hey, that's what a lot of those Silicon Valley dudes do. They quit school because they're making too much money.

[Eddie]

Was that it for you? You're making too much money?

[Chelsea Handler]

I mean, it was pretty nice, but my dad was so mad when he found out I was able to get by.

[Lunchbox]

Even if he's an entrepreneur. He was still upset?

[Chelsea Handler]

Yes, because he had paid for the semester and I just withdrew. He was so angry.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

You get your money?

[Chelsea Handler]

I don't remember him ever. No, because I withdrew after a certain point. That was the problem.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Because I had a buddy that went to Tech, Texas Tech, and his dad paid for it. And so he just went the first week and withdrew and got all the money and just used it to party all semester.

[Chelsea Handler]

Okay, that is not what I did.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

And then when it was report card time, he didn't have a report card. So dad drove up in the truck and packed up his apartment, said, come on home.

[Eddie]

Dang, that's tough.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

And he had to work it off, pay it back, little store.

[Chelsea Handler]

See, that's where my dad failed me.

[Lunchbox]

He did what?

[Chelsea Handler]

He didn't make me pay back.

[Lunchbox]

That's where he fell to you.

[Eddie]

He did.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

He really let you down.

[Chelsea Handler]

Yes. I think he was a pretty passive parent and he should have made me pay him back because I would have learned more from it.

[Lunchbox]

Dang, what a bad dude.

[Chelsea Handler]

He wasn't a bad dude. He was doing the best he could.

[Lunchbox]

I'm joking. I'm being sarcastic. So you can't get upset at my sarcasm.

[Eddie]

He's not a bad dude.

[Lunchbox]

Don't say that. You take that back right now. What I was saying was it felt very kind of him to not be.

[Chelsea Handler]

I know that's. But see, as parents, like, we think we're being kind, but we're doing a disservice to our children, depending on what happens after.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe you learned a different lesson in that.

[Chelsea Handler]

I think I still learned a lesson because I didn't like letting him down. And I rarely ever saw my dad get mad. And I know that he was very upset with me.

[Lunchbox]

Emmy got mad at me. I was just being pretty happy.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

He was not a bad guy.

[Chelsea Handler]

It's almost like you can. It's like you can talk trash about your family, but nobody else can.

[Lunchbox]

But I wasn't. I was being sarcastic.

[Chelsea Handler]

I'm joking. I know you were. All right, whatevs. So teach your kids lessons.

[Lunchbox]

Guys, I got a pee. So bad.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Go.

[Chelsea Handler]

That's weird.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's bad for you.

[Chelsea Handler]

You hold it. You go. Leave the mics on.

[Lunchbox]

No, we're wrapping up. We're wrapping up.

[Eddie]

Hey, we got this, man.

[Lunchbox]

We're wrapping up. We're wrapping up.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Anyway, let's just chat.

[Lunchbox]

But what would you talk about?

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Who knows?

[Lunchbox]

Exactly. That's the point.

[Chelsea Handler]

Bonnie, you'd have to go listen to find out.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yeah, I get to listen to part.

[Lunchbox]

Two, Man, I'm good. Okay. That's it.

[Chelsea Handler]

See where the trust is?

[Lunchbox]

No, it's not that. We have other stuff to do.

[Chelsea Handler]

But you have to go pee anyway.

[Lunchbox]

And so do you. And I have to let you guys have a break. Or you guys hold it against me.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I gotta pee too. I could definitely pee.

[Chelsea Handler]

Lunchbox. How's your flow?

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

That's good right now. We went a little bit ago, so I'm all right right now.

[Lunchbox]

Hydro Cialis.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Kick ass is good.

[Eddie]

I don't.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

I took it this morning.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

Dude.

[Eddie]

When he walks around, I purposely just like, eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs.

[Lunchbox]

Keep your eyes up. Don't walk up behind me, buddy.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Yes, man. You're so ridiculous.

[Eddie]

No, we're not. It's a legit concern.

[Chelsea Handler]

We have asked you to please take it at home at night.

[Lunchbox]

Take it at, like, 1pm I can't.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

I don't remember.

[Lunchbox]

He gets up.

[Eddie]

He falls, but he doesn't fall.

[Chelsea Handler]

Don't give him that much credit, guys.

[Eddie]

He trips, but he's okay. I got him good.

[Lunchbox]

We're spinning him like a top.

[Chelsea Handler]

See, this is where, like, if we had a normal job, HR it would be a problem.

[Eddie]

No, we haven't said anything bad.

[Lunchbox]

Spinning him like a top, Eddie.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

I mean, he hit the desk.

[Eddie]

Dude. Spinning him like a top is a funny.

[Lunchbox]

What's wrong with you? Keep him going.

[Chelsea Handler]

Lunchbox. Do you feel safe?

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

I feel great.

[Chelsea Handler]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

He's on muscle relaxers in Cialis.

[Eddie]

Great combo.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

All right, that's it.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you, guys. We will see you guys tomorrow.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Bye, everybody.

[Mike De la Rocha]

A new year doesn't ask us to become someone new. It invites us back home to ourselves. I'm Mike De la Rocha, host of Sacred Lessons, a space for men to pause, reflect, and heal. This year, we're talking honestly about mental health, relationships, and the patterns we're ready to release. If you're looking for clarity, connection, and healthier ways to show up in your life, Sacred Lessons is here for you. Listen to Sacred Lessons with Mike Delaroach on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Chelsea Handler]

This season on Dear Chelsea, with me, Chelsea Handler. We've got some incredible guests, like Kumail Nanjiani. Let's start with your cat. How is she?

[Lunchbox]

She is not with us anymore.

[Chelsea Handler]

Great, great, great. Way to start. Maybe you will cry. Ross Matthews. You know what kids always say to me? Are you a boy or a girl? Oh, my God. All the time. I know. So I try to butch it up for kids so they're not confused. Yeah, but you're butching it up is basically like an angry woman. Doris Day, right? No, I turn into Bea Arthur. Listen to these episodes of Dear Chelsea on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[John Paulk]

I'm John Paulk. For years, I was the poster boy of the conversion therapy movement, the ex gay who married an ex lesbian and traveled the world, telling my story of how I changed my sexuality from gay to straight. You might have heard my story, but you've never heard the real story.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

John has never been anything but gay, but he really tried hard not to be.

[John Paulk]

Listen to Atonement, the John Paulk story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Joel or Matt from How to Money]

Hey, it's Joel and Matt from how to Money. If your New Year's resolution is to finally get your finances in shape, we've got your back prices. They're still high, and the economy is all over the place. But 2026 is the year for you to get intentional and make real progress. That's right. Yeah. Each week, we break down what's happening with your money, the most important issues to focus on, and the small moves that make a big difference. Kick off the year with confidence. Listen to how to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Lunchbox]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[Chelsea Handler]

Guaranteed Human.