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Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning on. Turn. Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bone story. Time for the morning corny. The morning corny. What do you call a rude landscaper? What do you call a rude landscape landscaper? Grasshole. That was the morning corny. That's funny, Moms. Is that okay, Scuba, what do you think about that? Let's go to our executive producer, Scuba Steve. I think that was awesome. Okay. As a former landscaper, I approve this message. Okay. Okay, great. Okay, Tuesday reviews day. Let's get a couple in here. Movies or shows that you have watched to completion. I will go first. I watched a movie from 2016. I did not know it was from 2016. I saw her be on Tik Tok and I was like. My wife's like, we gotta watch this. We're in. So it's called Arrival with Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner and. Anybody seen Arrival? Yes. Okay, so she is like a doctor, but in. In linguistics. And all of a sudden, these 12 pods come from outer space. They're massive. They're like 1500ft. And they have no way to communicate with them. They don't know why they're there. But there are aliens in there. And they get to go in, but they can't figure out how to communicate with them. And so she's a doctor, she figures out, like, how do we talk? So they bring her in to do that. It's awesome. You love that stuff. Yeah, it's awesome. What's it called again? Arrival. Okay, yeah. I give it four and a half out of five massive eggs. And that's because you can't give anything five. Right? Like, you haven't given anything. No, I'm not giving anything 5. I don't think. Yeah, 5's got to be perfect. And I don't really believe in perfect. Morgan, what'd you think of Rival? I liked it. I liked the. The sci fi aspect of it. And I was just, like, on the edge of my seat the whole time waiting to see if they were going to be able to communicate. That's awesome. I loved it. It's 2016. I don't like. Usually like watching old stuff, but it's all like. Eddie, did you watch squid games too? I finally finished Squid Game two because my son wanted to watch it with us. Don't say the thing that. About the end. Okay? Don't say it. I won't. But I will not rate it very high. I don't care what you do. I'm not telling you what you can do. Go ahead. Yeah, Yeah. I mean, it's. It's great. I enjoyed it. But here's the deal. Go ahead. I cannot give it a high rating. Okay. Because I am disappointed. Go ahead. So I will give you all you're gonna say. That's all I'm gonna say. I will give it three and a half. Green suits. Here's the thing. You're gonna say it's great, and then you're gonna give it three and a half. Correct. And you will see why. I've seen it. So here's the thing about Squid Game season two. It's really the first half of season two. Season three that comes out in a few months is actually the second half of season two, but they have to call it season three because they made too many episodes. I feel like we got bamboozled because of that. I knew that going into it. See, I didn't. Okay, Mike, you have one. Yeah. Watch a movie called Baby Girl with Nicole Kidman. Oh, that's one where she gets it on. The young one. Yeah. She's a CEO and hooks up with the intern. Yeah. She takes on, like, these really demanding roles where she's, like, in these nude scenes, and it's like, how does she do that? But she's really good at it. Yeah, she's kind of just good at everything. Yeah. Movies, TV shows. Yeah, it's really good. What do you give her? I give it four out of five Dirty hotel rooms. Rooms. Oh, dirty. Unclean. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. That part's gross. Okay, so arrival. Four out of five. Squid games. Eddie, Stupid. And Mike, Baby girl. Four out of five. We'll go to the rest, you guys, in just a few minutes. What do they have in common? Celebrity Game. If I were to say Amy, Dan and Shay. Ceelo Green. Blake Shelton. What do all three of those celebrities have in common? The voice. Correct. They've all been judged on the Voice. Oh, dang. Legit. I would have said they sing. Does that count? They're humans. No. It needs to be what it is. They all have. Boy, Parts. Okay, how about this? Another example. Lunchbox example. Yeah. Demi Lovato, Zac Efron, Sabrina Carpenter, Zach Efron. Oh, that's a high school musical. Incorrect. They all get their start on Disney Channel. Dang. Okay. Oh, it's gonna be tough. So it's gotta be right on. Okay, so you all can play. Morgan, you can play too. Okay, so we'll do seven of these. Write your answer down. I need the exact answer. Ready? William Shatner, Jeff Bezos, Lance Bass. What do those three celebrities have in common? William Shatner, Jeff bezos, Lance Bass. 10 seconds. I'm in for the win. I'm in. Oh, wow. Everybody's in. Morgan, you in? Yeah, I'm in. Morgan, what do you have? Space. Amy. Space lunchbox. Been to space, Eddie. Been to space. Yeah. They all wanted to be astronauts, so we'll go with it. Because Lance Bass tried to be an astronaut for a while. Remember that? Okay. I just thought he went on that rocket with. Did he go though? No, but he wanted to be an astronaut, which was. Somebody have an answer? If they went, they've gone. Because that's not accurate. Space isn't the same thing either then. Yeah, because he didn't get a space. They have space in common. No, I will be the judge. And that's. I'm almost delivering a yellow card for that. Because she also would be eliminated for her answer. Next up. Well, you can take the Rock, Terry Crews, Joel McHale. I'm in. Who's Joel McHale? No idea. Terry Crews, the Rock. And the thing is, you all know who all three of them are. You just may not can identify their names right at this point. Terry Crews, Joel McHale, everybody. Good. Lunchbox is ready to sit in a man. Three seconds. I'm in for the win. So just so you know who they are. Joel McHale is from the Soup. Joel McHale is from. What's the show he was in with your guy? Community. The Community. The. He got a new show on Fox where he's in like the animal Control. Famous actor. Okay. And Terry Cruz, he was the host of America's got Talent. But he has the big pecs. Big ripped up black dude. I know who he is. Action star. He's in White girls. White chicks. White girls are white chicks. White chicks. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, same, same. Amy. Wrestling Lunchbox wrestlers turned actors. Morgan. I had voiced cartoon characters. Eddie, I think they're all bald. They all played College Sports. Joel McKel played tight end in Washington. Terry Rock played at Miami. Dang. Yeah. Nobody be college athletes. They didn't all wrestle. They didn't all play football. I had football, and then I was like, well, I don't think that Joel Miguel guy. Yeah, he played. He did at Washington. They played college sports. All right, next up, Zendaya, Kim Kardashian, Bobby Bones. What? That's me. For those that aren't just finding this. Zendaya, Kim Kardashian, Bobby Bones. What the. I'm in. Maybe Zendaya, Kim Kardashian, Bobby Barnes. Bobby. Three seconds. I'm in for the win. I'm in. Amy, Actors and something. Morgan. Dancing with the Stars. Lunchbox. Doctors. Oh, doctors. Doc, you got your doctorate. Yeah, but I'm saying I feel like this Kim Kardashian died or doctorate. I feel like I got an honorary doctorate. Also, Eddie, born in Arkansas. Okay, the answer is all. Did Dancing with the Stars. Wait. Kim K. Did Dancing with the Stars. And so does Zendaya. Yeah, Kim K. Did. Yeah, a long time ago. Zendaya's the bigger star. I would think that would be the one he'll be blown away by. No. Okay, all did Dancing with the Stars. Boom. All same star level, too, in case you guys are wondering. Next up, Martha Stewart, Tim Allen, Mark Wahlberg. Oh, I'm in. I'm in for the win. I think I'm in. Martha Stewart, Tim Allen, Mark Wahlberg. I'm in. Lunch. Are you in? I've been in. Everybody good? Yeah. Eddie. Been to jail. Lunchbox. Jailbirds. Morgan went to jail. Amy, jail. Correct. Wahlberg. I think Assault. Tim Allen. Selling cocaine. Martha Stewart. Insider trading. That's hardcore. Man. 3 left. Florida Georgia Line. Oh. Travis Tritt, Chris Young. What? Who is Travis Tritt? Don't be an idiot. Come on, it's a great day to be alive. And Chris Young was the third. He said Florida Georgia line. Travis Trick. Chris Young. What? I don't know if I've ever met him. Florida Georgia line, Travis Trick, Chris Young. Five seconds. I'm in. Maybe they're all from. No, they can't all be from the same spot. Yeah, because Florida and Georgia are two spots within one. All right, three seconds. And that is time. Lunchbox feuds with Bones. Correct. Whoa, that's so good. He totally possumed you guys. He did. Amy. Million Dollar Show. Yeah, the opposite of that. Morgan. Dang. I was so on that I had controversy in the news. Eddie broke up at one time. Now, all artists that I've had feuds with want to punch in the face. That's so good. And probably want to punch me in the face. Yeah. All right, next up, two left. George Clooney, Zach Braff, Hugh Laurie. Who's that last guy? I don't know who that is. George Clooney, Zach Braff, Hugh Laurie. You know who Hugh Laurie is? You may not know his name when I say that, but you know who he is. I'm in. I'm in. Morgan, the Lunchbox in the lead right now. Three seconds. Time. Eddie played Doctors on tv. That's it. Let's go. Hugh, Laura's house. Great job. Great job. Lunchbox. I went from TV stars to film stars. Morgan, I had won an Oscar. Amy played Doctors on tv. Wow. All were Doctors on tv. Zach Braffin, Scrubs, Hugh Laurie, and House. Okay. Never heard of House. Wow. Oh, man. Scrubs is hilarious. If you guys ever watch Scrubs. It was so funny. Last one. Come on. Jerry Springer, Kanye West, Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'm in. Jerry Springer. What? Kanye West, Arnold Schwarzenegger. What? I'm in. You guys know this? Yes. 100%. Oh, boy. I don't know if I'm 100%, but yeah. 100. Jerry Springer. Three seconds. Jerry Springer, Kanye West, Arnold Schwarzenegger. What do they have in common? Time. Amy. California. Lunchbox. Affairs. Interesting. Those two are wrong so far. So one of you guys could win this. Come on, baby. Morgan, they were politicians or ran as politicians, correct? Oh, yeah. They all ran for political office. Eddie ran for political office. Okay, it's Morgan and Addie. Tiebreaker. Let's go, baby. Kanye ran for president. That. That's so stupid. Come on. Yeah. Wasn't Jerry Springer also, like, a mayor or governor? Yeah, yeah, I knew, but I didn't. Kanye. I had no idea. You two buzz in at any time, at speed, around. So I'm going to read them slow. As soon as you know, buzz in your name. Elvis Presley. Rob Wriggle. Adam Driver. Morgan. Morgan did drugs. Don't know if that's true or not, but I'm going to go now. That's all I got. No. Elvis Presley. Rob Riggle, Adam Driver. I didn't know those last two. Eddie. I'm going to go with middle name Aaron. All served in the military. Who are those last two people? Rob Riggle. Comedian, actor. You would for sure know him if you saw him. Adam Driver, big Hollywood actor. You know him if you saw him? Okay, yeah, he was in Star Wars. He was, amongst others, a good actor. Okay, next one. Speed round between you two. Ariana Grande, Keenan Thompson. Morgan. Nickelodeon. Correct. All started on Nickelodeon shows. Ariana Grande. Do you know what she started on. Yeah, Salmon Cat. Keenan Thompson. No, the Good Burger. Welcome to Good Burger. And the other was Miranda Cosgrove. Oh, yeah, she had her own show. Yeah. I Carly. Yes, yes. And Morgan is our winner. Playoffs. We're talking about playoffs. Yeah, that's right. You bet. We are. 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We're gonna make out here. Gonna make out here. No, we are not here. Turn off, turn off the lights. Okay. Do you want to try this first exercise for me? I will do anything for you, daddy. All right. Can you put your feet together and your hand side? Whatever you say then. Okay. Are you wearing right now? Are you wearing car size? No, I'm wearing glasses. Hey, Sophia, I swear to God, I'm wearing contest like two seconds. Why are you such a nerd, bro? At one point, she pulled up her over shirt to show she had a Hooter shirt on underneath it. Again, the daddy's she's trying. He pulled her over at 2am she didn't get breathalyzed until 3:12. But even then her blood limit was 33, which is 4 times, which is.08. Even the cop is laughing a little. He is. Because he's like, I see what you're doing. The flirting did not work. Yeah, she goes from daddy to then annoyed with nerd. Don't be a nerd. Amy ever got up a ticket. I mean, come on, Amy. The la. The not. Because I've done anything, Daddy. The last time I did get pulled over, it was the same state trooper that had recently pulled you over. Bobby. And why you got to put me in this? Well, because I think it helped get me out of the ticket. Cuz he said. I called him daddy. He said, you know, pulled Bobby over recently. And I was like, oh, do you want to say why I was pulled over, though? Because I wasn't speeding. Go ahead. I don't. You had. You heard your phone out? So. So did I. I was talking on my phone with it on my ear, and the cop pulled me over and he was. He was like, hey, you know what? I pulled you over. I said, absolutely. I was on the phone. I shouldn't have been. And you don't even care what I was talking about. But I was on my phone, so I'll take whatever ticket I throw myself at. The mercy I was being, I was like, I did it. And so then I saw him at the Grand Ole Opry when I was performing like a week later, and he was like. He was like, hey, I'm the one that pulled you over and gave you the. The old phone warning. And then I got Amy. He's like, you got to be kidding me. I got both of them. And you know, state troopers, they're like legit. They have the uniform and the big hat and they look all serious. So, yeah, I just respected his me too vibe and I got out of it. Wait, do you get a warning? You didn't get a warning? I got a warning. No, I got a. I didn't. I didn't get. I mean, a warning is getting out of it. You got it written on a piece of paper. I don't remember, but he warned me. All. That's all I know. It's been a while. I forgot about that. He told me, put my phone down. Take care, lunchbox. No, I've never really gotten out of a ticket. I'm a dude. They don't let you out of tickets. I've never. Like, I was. I've always hoped for a female cop to see if flirting works. But I've never got a female cop's. Literally a dude that got out of a ticket from a male cop. That wasn't a story. It was. He didn't like. It wasn't like he sweet talked his way out of it. The guy just knew who Bobby was. I did get out of a ticket once. I didn't sweet talk, but you're respectful. If it's. Well, if it's really hot, I get really bad nosebleeds really quickly. And I got pulled over once. This is 15 years ago. And I thumped myself in the nose. Bloom blood because I can on demand if it's hot. You did that on purpose? Yeah. And I was like, I. I haven't. I'm nose is bleeding. And the officer's like, okay, you should get to a bathroom. And. Because I wasn't going like crazy over probably like 11:12. And I went. I mean, I lost a shirt because I. Blood all over it. That's legit, though. Yeah, it's pretty good. I felt pretty good about that. Wow. It wasn't even here. It was. I'm not bragging about it. I hate myself for it, Case. All the police officers I fully respect are listening. Love you. I don't. Yeah, I got out of it that way because I just. That's pretty cool. But also, you know what? I deserve that because my nose has bled like a little nerd, as she would say, my whole life. And I got made fun of for it. I'd be playing outside as a kid. Nosebleed. Got to go out and get an air condition. So for once, it worked in my favor, man. Do we think if there was no body cam, that dude's like, you know what? You got a hooter shirt on. You're looking good. No, we don't know. We don't know. Lunchbox. We'll never know. Lunch. What about you? Never got out of one. Evaded a few police officers. As in ran. Like, I've been able to get out. Like, you. You ran? Not like, I've never been pulled over. None of that. It was like when I was at a house party and like, the cops showed up and you, like, run out the back door, you get away, you know? Or like we were at Country Stampede in Manhattan and they're on foot and everybody's drinking because it's the campgrounds and they were getting people and they were about to get us, and we just, like. It was like art. We were in the army and we just full on evaded and went to multiple different campsites. And they couldn't find us. Did you say you've never been pulled over ever? No, I've been pulled over, but not like I wasn't like drinking and driving and ran away. Were you like, speeding? You ever got a speeding ticket? Yeah, I've got a speeding ticket. Didn't get out of it? No. Did you try Daddy? I did not try Daddy, no. I did cry though, but it wasn't like purposefully. I just started crying. I didn't know what else to do. Eddie? Nah, man. They always give me tickets. What if the body cam went? No, I think maybe they exactly. They give you a little love. Did you try saying daddy? Dad? I'll try it next time. Or in Spanish. Some fans are just too much. Listen, I get it. I get really emotional about Arkansas sports, but this is an Eagles fan at the game yelling at a Packers fan. They just played a playoff game. It's bad. And like I again, I think I get crazy. The only time I see rage in my whole life is when we lose a game, a close game, and I get fire in my eyes ever. I don't yell people. I don't get that angry. But I will punch a couch. Not a wall, though. I'll punch a couch. So a male Eagles fan was captured on video spewing vile comments at a female packers game during the wild card game on Sunday. The unnamed fan in a dark green Eagles jacket went viral. Ray, we can play the clip. Is our clip bleeped? I'm hoping he uses Amy a lot of words like the F word and the C word. Oh, but bleeped. Bleeped. Go ahead. So a little hard to hear. He's there's a Packers fan and he yells, she's an ugly, dumb. See you gonna do anything. It's a guy to a woman too, by the way. And he says shut the up and watch the game in the. In the middle of the game while just cheering. It wasn't like as far as I saw because I watched, I tried to watch all the context of this. It wasn't like there was anything more than normal fans chirping. All throughout this, her fiance maintains a calm and cool composure. Otherwise he tried to not pay him attention so he would stop. And there are two ways. There's go and physically fight him and both get kicked out of the game and have to go be in stadium prison, which would suck because it's not even real jail. Like put me in real jail. You gotta go sit in stadium jail. That's loser jail. So you can do that. Or you can just try to ignore and hope other people are like, yo, bro, stop, stop. I know. That's what I'm wondering. If he had any friends or a significant other near him because you think they'd be like, dude, stop. I like to say this about Eagles fans, too. They're hard. They're very hard. They're crazy. And, well, if you're from Philly, God love you, you're passionate. Here's the difference, though, about Philly and Boston. Two very passionate places. Boston, they will tell you exactly how it is, even if it's uncomfortable. They will be truthful, but for the most part, they have your best interest in mind. And there are always bad fans with every group. But a Boston fan is hardcore, but hardcore in the way of like, I love my team. Shut up. I'm going to watch the game. A Philly fan will just fight you because they have a hangnail if their team's losing. This guy should never be allowed back in another game. They have since identified him. I know who he is now. Yeah, it's sort of like he has a real job. He's like a business guy. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, we need to look into that also. It's like, you know, no fly. You put on a no fly list if you mess up on an airplane. Yeah. They just did this with two Yankees fans. Well, I mean, they were at a game where they went in and they grabbed a ball as it was, like, not foul, and then they tried to pull the glove off the player, and they just got banned from all Major League Baseball. That's crazy. They should. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't touch people. But. But you can, like, do a fake mustache and sneak back in somehow. Yeah. I mean, like, how are they going to know? They're utter. You know, 50,000 people going in a stadium. You just put a hat on. They're not going to know. Right. How are they going to, like, keep you out of. That's true. How do they enforce this? Because, like, on an airplane, you can't get through, but at a game, I don't know. I think the government's got these drones up for a reason. Maybe it's to make sure we don't get back in games if we get kicked out. Maybe they're scanning our retinas. We don't even know. I think I'm doing it. My drone flight today, by the way. Yes. I had to wait because the snow. We have drones over our house. Big drones over our house. And we don't know why. And it's only at night. And because of the weather, I've not been able to. I'm thinking I'm taking my first test flight today with it. Observation flight, no war today. Flight just to make sure I cannot crash it into a tree. Once I went to the mall and bought one of those little helicopters. You fly up, you know, the guy that's in the middle and little kiosk thing, and it's like, hey, buy a helicopter. I did that. Flew right into a tree. Ten seconds into it, never saw it again. My goal is for that not to happen with this drone. Well, this one's a little more sophisticated and expensive, and so am I, so matter of fact, yeah, but are you gonna test it out in more open area or where you have trees and stuff? I'm testing it out my house, because where I'm gonna be launching it from if these drones come over my house. Okay. So I gotta work out in the conditions I'm gonna be working. Good luck, man. I don't know if you. You test it out in an area that's more wide open and then move to your conditions. I don't. I test it out at home. And if it flies right into a tree, well, that's what God wanted. Okay. And then I buy another one. But I think I'm doing that today. And you can see the whole story up on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. I was getting made fun of a little bit because I said, I got this drone. It's not really as big as I thought it was. So I guess I got to put a camera on it. And people are like, hey, papa, there's a camera built inside of it. It's really small. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, it's right there. Okay. You're me. I mean, we're the same person. Yeah. So it's like I pulled it up again in another video, and it's like a tiny camera. And there's a camera, there's a video. So we're ready to go. We're going to launch a counter. A counter observation strike at first against these drones. And then I bought some different accessories to go on the drone when I'm ready to go to war. What kind of accessories? Don't worry about it. Maybe it rhymes with a net, except that's the exact word. Wait, you have a. A net? What does it do? It deploys out, and like, you hold it and you try to take down. You ever, like, okay, you're fishing. And Arkansas Keith's got a big striper on the line. And instead of risking the line being broken right as he pulls it in, we go down with the net to grab it. That's what my drone's gonna do. It's gonna go up and net one of those things and bring it down. Sounds sophisticated. Isn't your drone significantly smaller than the. That's why you need the net. Ever see the movie Rudy? He was small. My drone is rooting. Okay. So I think I'm gonna do a drone launch today just to see. This is gonna be. It's gonna be a disaster. Either I'm going to jail or, oh no, there's something bad's gonna happen here. Right. Like, I. This was not an area that I have any expertise in, but I just feel for the sake of the people, I need to do this and see what's going on with all these drones. And you still haven't talked to any of your neighbors about the drones? I don't know my neighbors. I know, and I don't trust them. This seems like a good time now. I've been watching too many CIA shows. You never know who's a spy. That's true. Even the people that you think you've been around forever, they could be sleeper cells. Yep. Like, they've literally moved into that house to watch you. Or not to watch me. They live in that house, just waiting for the queue to go. Time to go into action. And once I go into action, they may come into action. Okay, so I'm droning it up, baby. Today I'll probably put it online on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones if I lose this drone immediately. This is so stupid, because I paid. The drone was like 600 bucks, and then I paid like 350 bucks in accessories. Cuz I got like little blades and then I have a net. Little blades? Yeah, they're like replacement blades, right? Like for the propeller? No, I think they're like stabbers. Like spears. They just. Now that you say that they might be propellers, I think they're propellers, but I think I can make them stabbers. I mean, you probably can. It takes somebody with no knowledge of something trying to do it to create new ways to do it. Okay. How do you think I want Dancing with the Stars? I had no idea what I was doing. Found a new way to do it. Yeah. Okay, so we're droning it up today, baby. Confidence is everything or nothing at all. Whenever it's a disaster, I did scratch off another ticket. Today, my New Year's resolution. Let me grab it. Is to scratch these Off. And win over a thousand dollars on a scratch. Off. So this 50 scratcher, no luck, no win. So how many is that? That's rough, man. Two. Is that two or three? I meant to do more because I have them here, but I just want to win. It's my New Year's resolution lunchbox. Are you hoping he doesn't win? Yeah, absolutely. Ready? It's crazy. I mean, as much as I appreciate Bobby, but that'll just make me upset. As much as you appreciate me? I've never heard that, so that's almost a compliment. As much as I appreciate Bobby, this is gross. That is. That appreciates you. 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And so that's a vet call, not a pet psychiatrist call. What do they do? They sit there and talk. Put them on a couch. What if they know something we don't? Well, they ask them about their childhood, their childhood trauma. They open up and imagine every animal pretty much has childhood trauma because they're all taken away from their parents. Yeah, that's so true. A pet psychiatrist is an animal behavior professional that specializes in solving problem behaviors and animals like dogs and cats. Didn't you go to a pet psychic once? Well, I had the doggy Llama come to my house. And then I also did a phone call with a pet psychic. The thing about that, that's. That is the greatest grift ever. Because you can't prove they're wrong, right? Because the animal can't go, that's not true. Like, if I went to a psychic and they'd be like, yeah, you're actually. Both eyes will work. Actually, they both kind of work right now. Bob. That's not true. I only have one good eye. I could literally say that my dog doesn't even know English. Well, like, seven words, and most of them are about being hungry. That's it. That's from Indeed.com. amy. Still dry January. Oh, yes. I'm sorry. I didn't know where you were going with that, but, yes, I am dry. You came on the show and said you were doing dry January. I know, but that was a weird way to ask Amy, are you still dry? What did you guys think when I said that? John. Not drinking. Just because I don't know what she was thinking. I. Dry skin. Yeah. Oh, dude, I itch. My legs itch so bad. I'm like, on the front of my. You're dry. Dry skin. Yeah. Dry January. How's it going? Oh, yeah. I'm all, oh, yeah. If there was a day I was gonna go damp. Not really a thing. All right. Yeah. Well, it would have been yesterday, and I. Totally fine. Why don't you kids get you and be like, have a drink, Amy. No, but it was just one of those days where, like, you know, one little cocktail would have felt like just. Tough day, you mean? Yeah, it was just a weird day, but I was like, eh, I don't. That's good. Well, you're almost there. Well, it's really not that hard. The 14th. Thankfully, I don't have a problem with alcohol, but I do feel great. Good, good. Glad you're still dry. Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome. Elvis Presley's rhinestone jock strap is up for sale. I had one of those. Dude. Would he wear this on stage? Or maybe when he was doing karate. One of the most iconic and influential performers of the 20th century. And I'm looking at it right now. Its current price is 42, $578. It has rhinestones that. It look looks silver on the front, and then in blue, some jewel. It says EP on the top part. That was Presley, and I just feel like those would come off if you were doing anything remotely active. But it doesn't really say when he wore this because I'm thinking like his Vegas shows when he would wear, like, that suit. I mean, maybe that's something I just had on in case women would, like, grab at him. I got it. I found it. It was gifted to him by a fan. It doesn't say if he wore it or not. Okay, well, if he didn't wear it, I don't want it. But otherwise you were going to get it. No, I don't want to get it, but I would only want it if he wore it. Otherwise somebody just made it and gave it to him. Right. Paul Frasier Collectibles with that story. But it is at $42,000 right now. They say the Palisades. The Palisades fire was likely started by dormant blaze sparked by fireworks from New Year's Eve. And everything being so dry. The Palisades fire that has devastated Los Angeles and killed at least eight people has reignited what may have reignited from scorch marks left by an earlier inferno that is believed to have been caused by fireworks set off on New Year's Eve. That's from the New York Post. Now, this is the biggest. It is not the only one. There are multiple everywhere. So I guess. Right, because the eighth deaths are just for that the New Year's Eve fire happened. They mostly, mostly put it out or they thought it was out, but because I guess there was still something. Embers or whatever, possibly it restarted. Dang. Tennessee man arrested after shooting at a family sledding in the snow. What? Benjamin Cooks facing six counts of aggravated assault in connection with the shooting. The sheriff's office said deputy responded to the area following a report. A man was holding a family of six and he was shooting at them. They were on his property sledding. Oh, I don't think he knows the Castle doctrine. If you're being threatened in your house, that's when. If someone's sledding down your hill, you probably just say, hey, stop sledding down the hill. Right. Gunshot seems a little extreme. Deputies went to the shooter's house. They also obtained pictures from a neighbor showing Cook in matching clothing walking through the woods carrying a black rifle slung across his back. Oh, my gosh. Okay, let's take away his guns and send him to jail. Let's take away his hill. Yeah, let's just take a bulldozer, flatten it out mentally. Something's off. Average American has four good pairs of underwear in rotation. Now, when I was reading this this morning, I looked at my rotation. Mine's about nine. That's a good number. You have Nine favorites. Not favorites. Good condition that I'm. That are in rotation. Because when I work out, I change immediately. Sometimes I gotta go two a day, so I can't just do four or I run out. But four good pairs of underwear in rotation. Lunchbox. What do you think? What do you have? Oh, man, I don't even know. I mean, I wouldn't say they're in good condition. I've had some for 12 years, easily. And I'm wearing the same ones I wore yesterday. Do you flip them or do you not flip? Didn't need to flip them. Just didn't need to flip them. Just had them on and you know, they were on the floor and I was like, oh, they're probably in good shape. I didn't run yesterday. So put them back on. Will you flip them? I'll flip them. If like, if they're all dirty, just flip and have the dirty on the outside. Yeah, you just turn them inside out. Boom, there you go. I probably got at least 12 pairs. Do you go to all 12? No, there's some that are bottom of the barrel, like, that aren't like the ones I like. I don't even know what kind of material they are. How many in rotation though, would you say that? Meaning if you could choose. Oh, probably eight. Oh yeah. You're above average. Yeah. I have these boxer briefs, you know that like. Well, they used to be boxer briefs, but now they fit like shorts. Cuz they're just so stretched out. Why is it wear those? I just. In time. I've had them for like five years. All right, there you go. It's news. Thanks. Good stuff. Stories, Bones. I like to consider myself a pretty smart guy. Meaning from when I was a child, they put me in gifted and talented classes. And I think that actually formed my belief in myself. I think there was a big, big part of just being put in that class that made me think, oh, I'm smart. Because they've said I'm smart, so now I gotta be smart. I do think I've been blessed a bit with some different skills. We all have different skills that we've been blessed with. I think mine is kind of thinking quick, having a pretty good mind for strategy. I think a lot of my career has been showing up, but also strategizing. So I do think of all the things I'm not good at. I'm a pretty naturally smart person. I did great on my standardized test scores. That being said, there are some times where I'm such a moron. We have toaster like Most people do in America. And I was putting toast in toaster and I pushed the thing down and it didn't come on. So I'm like, well, it must not be plugged in. Look up. Plugged in. Okay. So I look down in there again, still not on. So I unplug it, plug it back up again. Maybe it's like Nintendo, blow it out, put it back in, push toaster and come on. Okay, great. So I guess I'm not gonna eat any toast, right? So I move on my morning and have something terrible. What? Well, I started. Wanna guess? Like, what? I think I know. Well, you think you know. Did you check the. With the. That was plugged into the actual toaster? I did. Okay, you did that. It wasn't just the wall. It wasn't just the wall. Okay, okay. It's plugged into the toaster. It's plugged into the wall. Okay. And just last night I was eating toast. So the toaster work last night and whatever the cable is. Because it was there a short on the cable or something. Anyway, I gave up because I didn't have time. I was leaving very soon. So my wife walked in. She goes, what are you doing? I said, stupid toaster's broken. And she was like, really? I just bought that one. I was like, yeah, stupid toasters broke. She goes, do you have time to eat toast? I said, yeah, but I have to like do it right now. And she goes, okay, well, why don't you take that toaster and just pull it and put it in an outlet here in the kitchen? And so I did, and it worked so bad. Outlet, apparently. Like a fuse. Sure, yeah. And I gave up. Instead of just literally just plugging it in, checking another outlet. Yeah. I was probably never gonna have toast again. I gave up. I was even. I was so sad I was never eating toast again. And my wife was like, hey, she didn't say moron, but I felt in parentheses, unspoken, moron, why don't you plug it into a different hole? And I did, and it worked. And here we are. But to your defense, I think it was. I need no defense. You did want to move on. I really wanted toast more than I wanted to move on because I tried like three. Plug it in. I blew on the thing Nintendo style. Yeah. Well, so then did you go to the fuse box and. Nah, I just loved it. Don't worry about that. I don't even think she knows. I just left it without her knowing. So hopefully she sees it's not working. Cause the microwave didn't Work either. I found out later. Same spot. Okay, so it's the same circuit. Yeah, now it's same circuit. So hopefully she'll fix it before I get home and I never have to do anything about it. Do you even know where the breaker box is? I fix it all time. That's the one thing I can do. Oh, I can break her box like crazy. That's not really fixing. It's. You just kind of switch the. And I don't even know which one's which. I do everything in the house. No, you don't. Be honest with you. It's not. Bobby. It's got to be labeled. I. It's. But I can't really read it. And It's. It's like 32 and corner of. I don't know. So I just go. And I'll. I'll do, like, five of them, and then I'll go check again to see if it's on. So, like, all the houses. TVs come off, lights come off, everything's restarted. I don't know what's what, but I do know how to flip everything on. You are right, though. Like, whoever sets that breaker box. I didn't write on the thing. I can't read the writing. Can they not write it a little better? Exactly. Like every single one. You can never understand what it says. Is that bedroom or is that bathroom? It's like a prescription when a doctor. You don't know what that says. So. Yeah, I just go like, five at a time. Boom. And then I go on. I walk back in the house and check. You know, you can kind of see if it's. Yeah. Sometimes they're popped. Yeah. Yeah. You can see when it's not completely turned. Switched. No, not really. On mine. Or maybe I can. I. All them. Well, five of them at a time. Yeah. And then eventually I get there. Sure. But sometimes I'll shut something off. My wife's in the middle of something, and she's like, dude, the TV just went off. It did. That's weird. What the heck? We should get that checked out anyway. Toaster drama this morning. Well, I think the moral here is, don't give up so quickly. Right. Is that like, hey, or bring in an expert. Your wife. Which is what I did. She was like, why don't you just plug it into a different. Plug in. Anyway, I'm very smart. I just want to lead with that. You are. I do want to go to this Caitlin Clark story. Probably my favorite American athlete. Texas man's been charged with stalking WNBA star Caitlin Clark. After allegedly sending numerous threats and sexual messages, police say Michael Lewis, 55, traveled to Indianapolis from North Texas. Man, when they travel to you, that's when it gets serious. Because there's a lot of Internet toxicity and a lot of people that just say stuff that have avatars instead of faces. And again, not that they don't matter, but that's a lot of that happens. A lot. Happens a lot to me. But when someone travels to you or uses their face to say really mean stuff. He sent an overwhelming amount of explicit online messages directed at Clark, including claims he was driving around her home. He's gonna face one to six years in prison and a fine up to $10,000. Fox Force. That's scary. That sucks. Oh, and something else before we go. There's been a great mystery on this show. You guys may not have known about it, but Amy's had a rash. Have you guys known about Amy's rash? No, because I haven't shown it. Okay. I've been having to dress specifically to avoid showing the rash. You look like you dress normal. The mystery's been solved. Yeah, but you haven't seen me in any, like, V necks or scoop necks because I've had a rash on my chest. That's why she doesn't show up in a bikini some days, because she's embarrassed of this rash. Oh, my. Yeah, it's been pretty bad. And I have been trying to figure it out. Like, what? I went to the dermatologist. I'm like, what's going on? Is this something that I'm eating? My detergent is the same. Fabric softener is the same. So I didn't think it was anything to do with my laundry. And then it hit me that a couple of months ago, I went to go get dryer sheets, and they were sold out of my usual. So I got a new kind of dryer sheets, and there was a huge pack. It was on sale. So I've had a ton of them, and I've been using them the last few months, and I was like, it's a dryer sheets. So I just stopped using them. And my rash is getting bigger, better. But now I have to rewash anything that I washed the last few months that might still have whatever chemicals from the dryer sheets on my shirt. Crazy. The dryer sheet did that? Yeah. Finally I figured it out. Good job. And I figured out the toaster. Look at us. We're just figuring crap out today. Slowly. But you guys did it. Yeah. So just. I didn't. Beware your Wife did. And then it reminded me of that one lady that told me my dryer sheets were keeping me from getting pregnant. Remember her? Years back? Yeah. I was trying to get on the show. No, but I went to see her. I was. Remember, I was doing all that crazy stuff, try to get pregnant. Like sex? No, the other stuff. Oh, God. I got it. I didn't know that. Yeah, I just. And she. I met with her, and she was just like, okay, you got to stop using dryer sheets. Really? Yes. You believe her now? More. No, I'm not saying that's the case. It just reminded me of that. I mean, I'm sure there's some that are full of more chemicals than others, but. I don't know. It was weird. She was pretty adamant that my dryer sheets were causing infertility. We're here for you. Thanks. And I'm happy that happened. All I know is they were definitely causing a rash. You say. But that tone sounds so. It sounds so pervy. They were causing a rash, guys. Let me just tell you. Rash. They were like. I don't know if they were causing infertility, but they were causing a rash. It doesn't matter. I'm glad that's fixed. Thank you. Good for you. And everyone should know. I think this is the thing, too. If you have a rash, it could be any of those elements, including a dryer sheet, touching things you've been doing. You've been doing. Right. Okay, Amy, thank you for that. That's great. Bobby Bone Show. This story comes to us from Lake County, Florida. A sheriff's deputy was driving his patrol car when all of a sudden, boom. He rear ends someone, and he gets out, and he's like, I'm so sorry, ma'am. The brakes locked up. I don't know what was happening in my vehicle. I mean, something went wrong, and another witness was like, well, why'd you throw your phone out the window? Oh, no. And he was looking at unclad women on his phone. Unclad? What does that even mean? Second of all. What? Second of all. Could have been anything, Twitter. Scantily clad, even that. Like, you can say naked, but is that what that means? No. Unclad. I don't. I'm just context. Because I've heard scantily clad since that. Scantily would be slightly. Yeah, yeah. So unclad means you got nothing on. Is that in your story, Say unclad? No, it says it was looking at the. Why'd you choose unclad, then? Because I was trying to go PC term for naked women. Naked. It said more than naked. Okay, but you can say naked. Okay. Regardless. Yeah. So he has lost his job. But if you only throw it so far out the window. Okay, so you have the wreck and you put in your pocket and then you walk to a dumpster or something and you put it in there. I know, but he had a. Like when I rear ended a car once on i35, bumper to bumper, and I boop. Ran in the person in front of me, it was because I was eating jelly toast and I threw it into my console real quick because I didn't want that to be the reason. But there is not a direct law against eating jelly toast specifically. And there weren't unclad women on your jelly toast. I know, but I get the idea of just trying to, like, toss it real quick. Thank you, Lunchbox. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day, Bones. Here's a voicemail from yesterday. Hi, studio. I was curious if Bobby has still been doing scratch offs since the first of the year. I haven't heard any updates, so just curious how that's going. Boom, I have them right here. I've done two so far. Any winners? No, not even a break even yet. I have 1, 2, 3, 4 more $50 scratch offs, but I will be scratching all year long. I thought I was gonna do every day, but some days I ran out of time. But I'm trying. I'll scratch today though, for sure and see if we win. Let's do another voicemail. Hey, I was just listening to the podcast, Dylan and Dylan, and they started singing Go Tell it on the Mountain. Let them know that I felt the spirit in that song and it was amazing. They did really good, really liked it, and I was on the road and just praising God while I drove. So just wanted to share that with you. Thank you very much. Appreciate that. Here's another voicemail. Bobby Bones, I'm a podcast listener. I had such a thrill. You are a genius for getting the two Dylan's to sing Go Tell it on the Mountain. I was laughing my butt off. And I just hope that you keep those old songs coming, whatever covers, because I never know if people are good when they sing when they come on the show, because I never get to hear them sing. They killed it. It was awesome. Thank you. You can watch it on YouTube. You can listen to it on the podcast. Because what I've started to do is there are these songs that are over 100 years old. They're called Public domain and you can play anything over a hundred years old because nobody owns it. On our podcast if we play a current song we'll get sued. But you can't get sued if nobody owns it. So we had them play Go Tell it on the mountain and one person was finding God. The other person was like this is awesome. You can hear songs again. 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