WED: Lunchbox Calls 911 Again + Eddie Has A Swear Word Question + 15 Seconds Of Fame Game

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show — Episode Summary

Episode Title: WED: Lunchbox Calls 911 Again + Eddie Has A Swear Word Question + 15 Seconds of Fame Game
Air Date: December 31, 2025
Host: Bobby Bones (Premiere Networks)
Notable Guests/Cast: Lunchbox, Amy, Morgan, Eddie

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show mixes humor, candid conversation, and games as the team navigates social media negativity, the nuance of swear words, and memorable viral fame. Highlights include Lunchbox’s retelling of his 911 call during the holidays, a lively debate on what counts as a curse word, and a fun round of the “15 Seconds of Fame Game.” The cast brings signature blend of light-hearted ribbing, realism, and relatability, ensuring a strong and engaging episode.

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Main Segments & Key Discussion Points

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1. Dealing with Social Media Negativity

[03:13 – 05:43]

• Morgan discusses managing the Bobby Bones Show’s social media and handling negative comments.
• Bobby Bones shares his personal strategy: let negative comments sit for 24 hours before blocking the poster and anyone who 'likes' the comment.
  • Quote (Bobby Bones, 04:05):
    “I'll see who all likes that comment. And then after 24 hours, I'll block them and block everybody who likes the comment.”
• The team jokes about possibly having almost no followers left if applied to the show’s Facebook.
• Bobby’s Advice: Social feeds are like your house; you don’t have to allow people who insult or drag you down.
• Tone: Candid, supportive, with humorous exaggeration.

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2. Listener Dilemma: Husband Talks in Sleep

[05:56 – 07:27]

• Listener writes in: Her husband said “Sasha” (their nanny’s name) in his sleep.
• Bobby’s Take: It's only suspicious if the name isn't someone regularly in their life.
  • Quote (Bobby Bones, 06:47):
    “Sasha... is in your life every day. So you could be having a dream about anything that's happening in your life every day.”
• Advice: Don’t make a big deal if it happens once and with someone familiar. If it becomes common, re-evaluate.
• Tone: Reassuring, realistic, slightly tongue-in-cheek.

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3. Lunchbox’s 911 Call Story

[08:28 – 13:16]

• Lunchbox recounts calling 911 over the holidays because his mom felt unwell.
• The team plays the actual 911 call audio:
  • Lunchbox describes his mom’s symptoms (confusion, sweating, low oxygen), mentions sister’s medical assessment.
  • Admits in hindsight, it probably wasn’t a true emergency.
  • Justifies: No ER wait, got “to roll a truck.”
• Group pokes fun at his delivery, suggesting he amps up for the bit; wonders if he’s “acting” during the call.
  • Quote (Lunchbox, 09:39):
    “It's not a waste of services, and I get to roll a truck.”
• Lunchbox shares his mom is okay now, was kept overnight at the hospital for tests and fluids.
• Tone: Lighthearted but underscores the seriousness of using emergency services.

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4. Tell Me Something Good

[18:34 – 19:32]

• Amy shares a feel-good story: Wisconsin crossing guard saves children from an oncoming car, gets injured but acts heroically.
  • Quote (Amy, 19:09):
    “The crossing guard got hurt... but she's good and she's a hero.”
• Hosts discuss the heroics and consequences for inattentive drivers.

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5. Eddie’s Swear Word Debate

[19:38 – 25:15]

• Eddie raises a question: “Is ‘damn’ a curse word?”
• Team discusses various curse words, ranks their “severity”:
  • “Damn” is the lightest, but still a cuss word (“That’s elementary school level”).
  • Substituting with “dang” lessens the offense, but “damn” is still a cuss.
  • Quote (Bobby Bones, 20:05):
    “Yeah. Because the alternative is dang.”
  • Explains the nuances between words like ‘ass’, ‘shoot’, ‘F word’, ‘C word’, and how context matters.
• Discussion broadens to include other sensitive or slur words—not just traditional curses.
• General consensus: Use alternatives in polite company; slurs are never okay.
• Tone: Playful, educational, occasionally mock-theoretical.

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6. 15 Seconds of Fame Game

[25:41 – 29:12]

A trivia segment where show members quickly answer questions about viral fame and pop culture:

1. Hawk Tuah Girl:
   • Correct Answer: Haley Welch (Lunchbox gets it)
2. “Friday” viral song artist:
   • Correct: Rebecca Black (Everyone gets it)
3. “Cash Me Outside” girl:
   • Correct: Danielle Bregoli aka Bhad Bhabie (Lunchbox partially correct)
4. Charlie Bit My Finger kid:
   • Correct: Charlie (Everyone gets it)
5. Jeopardy record holder:
   • Correct: Ken Jennings (Lunchbox gets it—wins round)

• Funny Moment:
  • Bobby Bones (26:22): “Oh, you gotta give him that Hawk poo and spit on that thing.”

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7. Never Gonna Get It (Impossible Question Game)

[35:59 – 42:38]

• Challenge to guess: “Nearly 1 in 10 people say they feel they have to do this when preparing to host a party. What is it?”
• Panel guesses:
  • Clean the guest room (Amy)
  • Clean the bathroom (Lunchbox)
  • Hide valuables (Eddie, correct answer)
  • Stock the fridge (Morgan)
• Listener “Seth” switches answers throughout, finally lands on Eddie’s “hide valuables” for the win.
• Quote (Lunchbox, 42:05):
  “No, he should feel like a moron.” (teasing, after Seth misses a chance at picking correctly earlier)
• Emphasizes show’s trademark light-roast humor and camaraderie.

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8. Bonehead Story of the Day

[42:50 – 43:30]

• Lunchbox recounts: North Dakota woman at brunch slaps a cop on the butt, gets arrested for causing pain.
• Lesson Point:
  • Show Host (43:18): “Well, no, it would still be sexual harassment.”
  • Reminder: Not okay, regardless of gender.

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9. The Morning Corny

[35:32 – 36:14]

• Joke:
  • Q: “What does Austin Powers put on his mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving?”
  • A: “Gravy, baby.” (delivered in an Austin Powers impression, leading to playful confusion about the punchline delivery)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bobby Bones on Social Media (04:58):
  “You wouldn't let someone come into your house and insult you or say things you don't like. And your social media is like your house.”
• Lunchbox’s Justification for 911 Call (09:39):
  “It's not a waste of services, and I get to roll a truck.”
• Swear Word Severity (21:10):
  “If I were ranking them, the D word [damn] would be the lightest. That's the... That's elementary school.”
• Listener “Seth” Waffling in the Impossible Game (41:57):
  “Seth has gone through all of us.” (Amy, in exasperation)
• Bobby Bones on Curse Words, Self-Control (25:31):
  “Man, I feel like I would cheat even using a lot. I feel like I'm cheating because I just do it for discipline reasons, not because I'm better than it.”

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Timeline of Major Segments

| Timestamp | Segment / Notable Moment | |-----------|--------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:13 | Social Media strategies — Dealing with negativity (Morgan, Bobby) | | 05:56 | Listener letter: Sleep talking spouse dilemma | | 08:28 | Lunchbox recounts 911 call; plays the audio | | 13:16 | Lunchbox’s mom health update and aftermath | | 18:34 | Tell Me Something Good (Crossing Guard hero story) | | 19:38 | Eddie’s swear word debate — “damn” and the curse word discussion | | 25:41 | “15 Seconds of Fame Game” viral/celebrity trivia | | 35:32 | The Morning Corny (Austin Powers joke) | | 35:59 | Never Gonna Get It: Impossible Question Game | | 42:50 | Bonehead Story of the Day — Woman slaps cop, arrested |

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Tone and Language

• Friendly and light-hearted with frequent humor and playful teasing.
• Conversations are open and relatable, sprinkled with teachable moments (especially around social media, curse words, and public etiquette).
• Hosts often use exaggeration for comic effect, but sincere in giving advice or life lessons.

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Final Thoughts

This episode exemplifies the Bobby Bones Show’s successful formula: real-life dilemmas, animated team chemistry, practical and candid advice, and a balance between fun and information. For listeners, whether you’re a daily follower or a newcomer, this episode offers plenty of laughter and food for thought—plus trivia for pop culture enthusiasts.

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Transcript

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[Bobby Bones]

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[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday show Morning Studio.

[Lunchbox]

Morning, Bones.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

I thought this was funny. Morgan number two does all of our social media, all of our digital, the website. But at times, people can be mean to you on social media as well?

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Like on my personal Instagram, they'll make comments and it just lives there forever because I can't do anything about it.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Wait, so why are people mean to you? Mostly?

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, a lot of them think I have a drinking habit, you know, because I always post drinking videos or something.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

That would be called a problem, not a habit. I mean, a drinking habit, probably not so bad.

[Amy]

It sounds better. It's not such a bad thing. You have to have it.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

So they talk about you drinking a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, there's one. It goes across the board.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

What is your new strategy with social media?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, so if somebody posts like a negative comment, I'll give it 24 hours.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll just let it sit on my page. Sometimes I'll respond, sometimes I won't. But I'll see who all likes that comment. And then after 24 hours, I'll block them and block everybody who likes the comment.

[Morgan]

Wow.

[Amy]

Because they're all feeling funny.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

That's very funny. Yeah, I like that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, because they're.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

It's haters in the haters friends.

[Morgan]

That's right.

[Bobby Bones]

The haters that don't actually hate, but they hate.

[Amy]

They support the haters.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

They support negativity and hatred. You should do that on our Facebook page.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, I've been thinking about it. I just didn't know if I was allowed to, you know, put that kind of bias on there.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

I don't care what you do on that page.

[Amy]

We might not have anyone after that.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yeah, I know. We have like over a million followers in that thing. I go look one day and there's like 17. Just people curious, period. I think that's a pretty good strategy, though.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I mean, it's like passive aggressive, negative, but, like. Right. So I'm just trying to avoid their potential future negative comments.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

I like that's a pretty Good idea. Don't you agree?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, no, I think it's great.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

And you should be. Listen, you wouldn't let someone come into your house and insult you or say things you don't like. And your social media is like your house. You don't have to allow something you don't want up there. Just anybody listening. It also don't follow things that make you feel bad. A person, a brand. And not because they're insulting you, but if they're doing something or you don't feel good about yourself, block them. Limited. Mute it. I do that all the time. There are people that it looks like I'm following that I've muted because I just don't like to see their feed and also don't deal with the drama of them going, would you unfollow me? I probably got like 10 people on mute right now.

[Morgan]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, muting's good.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Any one of us that you've muted.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

All of you at some point. No, no, I haven't muted any of you guys.

[Lunchbox]

It's the anonymous.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Hello, Bobby Bones. My husband said another woman's name has sleep. I probably wouldn't think anything of it, but the name of the woman is Sasha, which is also the name of our nanny. Oh. I have no reason to suspect my husband or nanny of doing anything shady behind my back. But I cannot stop thinking about it. I have not brought it up to him yet. So I wanted to ask your opinion if it's worth bringing up. Am I overthinking this? Signed wife in Wyoming. Well, I would have a bigger problem if I didn't know the name he was saying.

[Amy]

You would?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

If I'm being honest, yes. Because Sasha, I don't know if that's a real name or not, is in your life every day. So you could be having a dream about anything that's happening in your life every day.

[Bobby Bones]

You're like, sasha, go get the baby.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Or I mean, I don't know that I've not said Eddie or Lunchbox or Amy's name in my sleep.

[Amy]

Please say you've never done.

[Lunchbox]

Don't say my name.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

But I could have been dreaming about work and I'd have been like, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, Eddie, get the video.

[Amy]

Yeah, but your wife would be like, why are you saying that?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Exactly. But it's something happening in my normal day to day life now. If I'm sleeping and I yell Tabitha.

[Morgan]

Really?

[Amy]

That's the name?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

I don't know. I don't know a Tabitha, then I think I will be like, oh, that's suspicious. So I would say, because it's Sasha and it is your nanny, I probably wouldn't say anything about it right now. Time two. I think you bring it up.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, what's the problem? Bringing it up, even first time and just being like, do you know what he said?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Are you gonna do these laughing things again where it's all creepy? Do it. Go ahead. You're like.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you know you said Sasha's name in your dream last night?

[Morgan]

Didn't.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

No, you did? No. No, I didn't. Why would I say that? And then it's going to be defense. Then it's the whole issue.

[Bobby Bones]

We don't have to get defensive. It's nothing.

[Lunchbox]

But you can't control what you say.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

That's also.

[Lunchbox]

Did you know that you said that?

[Rob Gronkowski]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Obviously, I was asleep.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, sometimes you recall your dream and he might be like, oh, yeah, we were.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

We can make that up real quick. Yeah, I'm just saying that. Don't get upset. She's in his life every day. Just like the dog is just like somebody at work. If it becomes common, then I think you should probably fire Sasha. Ask a question. Ask a question about it. But right now, wife in Wyoming. You're good. The Bobby Bones show. Wishing you a happy New Year. Before we play the audio of the 911 call lunchbox, have you heard this?

[Lunchbox]

No, I'm not.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Hilarious. Because if you call 911, it's there. It's public record. And so Lunchbox kind of recap for our audience why you called 911 over Christmas break.

[Lunchbox]

Because my mom wasn't feeling well. She was just, like, disoriented, was sweating, like, had a fe. Fever. And she was very. No, I don't know. But she was very weak. And we were like, man. And my sister is a nurse, did her little finger thing where a pulmometer. I don't know what it's called. You know, I'm talking about the little. Like when you.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Oh, you put on your finger.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

The oxygen.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Whatever you call it.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know. And my sister's like, your numbers are low. And we're like, man, you could just go to the er, but you could sit there for hours and wait. And then something in the back of my head said, ray always says, if you want to get to the front of the line, roll the truck.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Which means call 911 to get an ambulance.

[Lunchbox]

Call an ambulance. And so I was like, all right, I guess I'm gonna roll a truck.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Okay. So here is the actual Call now. In hindsight, do you think you needed to call 911 for your mom?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, probably not, no. I mean, I don't think it was that big of an emergency.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

But did you then though? But now, did you then.

[Lunchbox]

Nah, not really.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

I just felt like, you know, it's. It's a. She's not feeling good. It's not a waste of services, and I get to roll a truck.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Why is it not a waste of services? How do you just declare that?

[Lunchbox]

Well, because they're gonna help her provide medical attention.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Okay, here's Lunchbox's 911 call 911.

[Lunchbox]

What's your emergency? Yeah, I need. I'm gonna need an ambulance for my mom.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Okay, can you tell me what's going on?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, my mom is just kind of disoriented. She feels really bad. Like she's sweating. And my sister did the pulse finger thing and her numbers are low. I guess it's an oxygen thing. I don't. Pedometer. I don't know the right name, but my sister just thinks it was better if she goes to the hospital.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Is she conscious and breathing? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Morgan]

She.

[Lunchbox]

She's.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

She's.

[Lunchbox]

She's conscious and breathing. She's just having a really hard time getting around and she's just kind of out of it and I don't know, she feels really, really bad. Okay, we have an ambulance on the way now. They should be there shortly. Okay, and you've got my address, right? My address is. I don't know if I said that earlier. If I'm. I don't know. I just want to make sure you have the address.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yes, we have your location.

[Lunchbox]

An ambulance is on the way.

[Morgan]

Thank you so much.

[Lunchbox]

And ambulance will be on the way, right?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yes, they should be there soon.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, thank you so much.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

I got two things I want to say. One, I feel like now he knows we're going to call and get this audio.

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

What do you mean?

[Amy]

The way you're talking, I feel like.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

You know, it's gonna be used for a bit. So you're like, I got a thing I want to say to you.

[Amy]

Ambulance. Did he even say ambulance to the guy?

[Shaquille O'Neal]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Okay. The guy's like, is she okay? He's like, yeah, yeah, she's on the peloton right now.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

She'll be great.

[Amy]

She's watching tv.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yeah, man. She's actually out in the yard.

[Lunchbox]

No, she. He asked worms. He asked me if she's breathing and conscious, and I said, yeah, she is. Like, she's Having a hard time getting around.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they come. They don't turn the sirens on, though, right?

[Lunchbox]

No, there's no sirens. None of that. There's just little lights, and then they just kind of drive away.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

And I thought the fire truck showed up first.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, because the fire truck is always the first one on the scene, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Not always, but.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

But if there's one close, it gets there first.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I mean, the fire station's, you know, a couple blocks.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Did you get in the back with her and ride to the hospital?

[Lunchbox]

No, that was Dad's job.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Did you chase my sister?

[Freddie Prinze Jr.]

Did.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

And you?

[Lunchbox]

I stayed home.

[Amy]

His job was done.

[Bobby Bones]

He had the kids.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

He called 91 1.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I did. I got the truck there, and then I let them handle it. I was like, hey, from here, she's in your hands.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. He had to do Christmas dinner, remember?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Don't you feel like the beginning of this call if we played it back? He knows he's on the air. Just how he starts talking to the guy. Ray, just give me, like, the first 10 seconds of this.

[Lunchbox]

911, what's your emergency? Oh, yeah, I need. I'm gonna need an ambulance for my mom. Okay, can you tell me what's going on? Yeah, my mom is just kind of disoriented. She feels really bad. Like, she's sweating. And my sister.

[Morgan]

Thank you.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

It almost feels like one of the characters. He does.

[Amy]

Yeah. Like he's acting like.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

What do you mean?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

When you're, like, right now, even there's, like, a fake sincerity that he uses in his voice. Like, I think my mom. There's disorientedness.

[Amy]

This is for my mom.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

It's the pulsing omenometer, I think, that.

[Lunchbox]

Is concern for my mother.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Your voice now is doing the fake thing again.

[Lunchbox]

I don't think so.

[Amy]

Okay, well, I like the dispatcher guy. I think he. After three questions, he's like. Okay, so this isn't a big deal.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Got it? Yes, she has a cold. Oh, God. But just everybody knows she's good now, right?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, my mom's good, man.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

And how long was she at the hospital?

[Lunchbox]

A day and a half.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

That's a long time.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Do they just have to hold her that long if she goes in?

[Lunchbox]

Well, here's the thing. You don't. They can't legally just hold you. If she wanted to leave whenever she wanted, she could just leave. It's just they were running tests. You know what I mean? Checking her blood, giving her some fluids, giving her some steroids. Some antibiotics, but she's good to go, man.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

How long until she was good to go?

[Lunchbox]

Probably about four hours, but you know, the middle of the night. So she spent the night, got some sleep and sounds like she's wanting to get away from the kids.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

All the kids in the house. I'm glad she's better. Lunchbox. And good job Scuba Steve on getting this 911 call.

[Rob Gronkowski]

Heck yeah.

[Amy]

You know.

[Morgan]

All right.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

The Bobby Bones Show. That's right. Wishing you a happy New Year. Hey, it's Bobby Bones here. You ever tried to plan a trip for a large group? Everybody has their own idea of what the vacation should look like. One friend needs a backyard for their new puppy they bring everywhere. Another friend needs blackout curtains because waking up before 10am yeah, that's not gonna happen. Another friend insists on having a king sized bed even though they're happily single. Booking.com totally gets it. And let's be honest, you're probably a bit picky too. Maybe you want a spot with a good view, because what's the point if you can't look out the window and feel like you're somewhere new? Booking.com makes juggling those seemingly impossible requests totally possible. They've got hotels, vacation rentals, and every kind of stay you can imagine all across the US Whether you're looking for space or style or just something that works for everybody, booking.com helps you get it right. Find exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com booking. Yeah, that's booking.com, booking. Yeah.

[Freddie Prinze Jr.]

Hey, I'm Freddie Prinze Jr. And I talk a lot about twists, turns, and the unexpected moments that happen inside the ring on Wrestling with Freddy. But the one thing I've learned, never turn your back on your opponents in the ring unless you have your tag partner with you. It helps to have backup, like real life backup, the kind you can call when life throws you something unexpected. That's when I recommend you reach out to your State Farm agent. They can help you choose the coverage you need before anything happens. And they're ready to help you file a claim when it does. When it's something out of the ordinary or just part of everyday life, it's good to know someone's in your corner. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. And thanks to State Farm's support of Michael Tura Podcast Network, you can catch new episodes of Wrestling with Freddy wherever you listen to podcasts and now Superhuman Shaq.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

I keep telling them not to say that. I'm no superhuman. Believe it or not, I struggle with moderate obstructive sleep apnea or OSA in adults with obesity. Moderate to severe OSA is a condition where breathing is interrupted during sleep with loud snoring, choking, gasping for air, and even daytime fatigue. Let's just say it can sound a lot like this. Sound familiar? Learn more@don'tsleeponosa.com this information is provided by.

[Lilly Medicine Company Representative]

Lilly, a medicine company.

[Bobby Bones]

MIC Check 12 Are we recording? Hi, I'm Michelle Bernstein, an award winning chef, restaurateur and mom. I have a lot on my plate, including my psoriatic arthritis symptoms. That's why I was prescribed Cosentyx. It helps me move better.

[Lilly Medicine Company Representative]

Cosentyx Secukenumab is prescribed for people 2 years of age and older with active psoriatic arthritis. Don't use if you're allergic to Cosentyx before starting get checked for tuberculosis. An increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur like tuberculosis or other serious bacterial, fungal or viral infections. Some were fatal. Tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms like fevers, sweatshirts, chills, muscle aches or cough, had a vaccine or planned to, or if inflammatory bowel disease symptoms develop or worsen serious allergic reactions and severe eczema like skin reactions may occur. Learn more at 1-844-cosentyx or cosentyx.com Ask.

[Bobby Bones]

Your rheumatologist about Cosentyx.

[Rob Gronkowski]

This is Rob Gronkowski from Dudes on Dudes with Gronk and jules. For the second season in a row, I partnered with T Mobile's Friday night 5G lights powering up hometown football across America. This year, T mobile invested over $4 million in prizes to help schools take their Friday nights to the next level. The votes are in. And now it's time to crown our $1 million grand prize winner. Congratulations to Derrick's High School and Derrick's Arkansas, home of the Outlaws and your 2025 T Mobile Friday night 5G lights champion. The Outlaws and their community rallied to help them score a game changing home field upgrade, a Gronk Fitness weight room makeover, an epic 2026 tailgate party and a VIP trip to the SEC championship game to every school that competed posted and rallied your communities. Thank you and to T Mobile for making it all possible. This season may be over, but the story isn't. Stay tuned for season three in 2026. Congratulations again to Derek's High School Outlaws.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

It's time for the Good News with.

[Bobby Bones]

Producer Eddie Tell me something good.

[Amy]

There were two elementary students getting Ready to go home from school. They're in Wisconsin and they're right there by the street. And the crossing guard says, hold up, hold up. Let me get the flag out. All right. She gets in the middle of the road, puts her flag out, blows the whistle. The students start crossing. Well, here comes a car. It's not slowing down. Crossing guards, like, blowing the whistle. Stop, stop, stop. It doesn't stop. So the crossing guard dives, grabs the two kids and puts them aside like they did not get hit by the car. Thanks to that crossing guard.

[Morgan]

That's awesome.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Dang diving.

[Amy]

The crossing guard got hurt to hurt her arm, but she's good and she's a hero.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

I just wonder if diving is quicker though, than like running and scooping. I mean, your instinct makes you dive like playing ball. I dive all the time and I'm like, should I just kept running and, like, kept it. But the fact that were the people not paying attention?

[Amy]

They weren't paying attention. They got cited for inattentive driving.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

They should be cited for not being able to drive again. I was running over kids.

[Amy]

I agree.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Dot com.

[Lunchbox]

So scary.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Good for her. That's what it's all about.

[Colgate Advertiser]

That was.

[Lunchbox]

Tell me something good.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

What's the question, Eddie?

[Amy]

I want to know if a certain word is a bad word.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Get the bleep button ready.

[Amy]

Yeah, get it ready. Because I've just always wondered, and especially over the holiday season, I was with my in laws and there were certain times when I was about to say it, but I'd always say something else.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

What's the word?

[Morgan]

Damn.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Oh, that's a curse word. But it's the lightest of the curse words, I think. Oh, it's a curse word. Yeah, that's a bit. That is a. I would consider that a curse word.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Because the alternative is dang.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Good point. If there's an alternative.

[Amy]

And that's what I did over the holidays, I was like, dang or like dam, you know, like.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

So I wouldn't say that's still it, though. That's like when you did that. That's still it.

[Amy]

You know what I mean?

[Bobby Bones]

When are you ever saying damn?

[Amy]

Like we were watching some on TV and like, somebody got shot.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

I was like, damn. But that's not a better version. That's just. That's it.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

That's just.

[Lunchbox]

It's an extended version.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

If you said the F word and just went, oh, I feel like if.

[Amy]

You'Re just like, can I. I can say it.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

What?

[Amy]

The word. You've already been saying it Damn. Because, like, when you say, like, damn, it's hot in here, like, it's different.

[Bobby Bones]

Than, you know, that is way more.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

But it's the same word.

[Lunchbox]

It's the exact same word.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Gang is not the same.

[Bobby Bones]

I will say, though, my dad would always go, well, I'll be damn. And that does sound more innocent than damn.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's like, mind blown.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

It's the most innocent of the curse words. Like, if we were to rank the.

[Bobby Bones]

Curse words, but you stick an I'll be in front of it, and it makes it sweeter.

[Freddie Prinze Jr.]

Sure.

[Lunchbox]

Still.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Old people say that it is a cuss word.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

It is a cuss word.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

If I were ranking them, the D word would be the lightest. That'd be the. That's the. That's elementary school.

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

I think as far as curse words, the A word that it can also be a donkey, which. And Amy made a great point. If it has a word you can substitute in its place, which would be butt. Rear end. You know, butthole. But the A, that's second. Because that's. That's worse than the D word.

[Bobby Bones]

And you got.

[Morgan]

Shoot.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yeah. Now that gets into the serious.

[Amy]

That's serious.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

The F word is the king fudge. Yeah. As far as, like, traditional curse words, now you have the C word, which is.

[Amy]

Oh, that was bad, dude.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Which is. Which is Right. It's like, dirty and not allowed, and it's a curse word, but it's not a traditional curse word. Like, it's. No. Like, I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not something I say when, like, I'm frustrated or I hit my toe. Or you could call somebody. I know. But I don't. I don't.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

But I don't say any of it. But I can still. It'd be like, there's an old comic book, Dick Tracy. Now, if you call somebody. Richard. Hey, Dick. That's.

[Freddie Prinze Jr.]

And.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

But if you were to be like, name. Hey, look at my. If you were to do that.

[Bobby Bones]

That's anatomy.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Sure. But I'm saying that's the version of. That's not a curse word. But that's a bad word.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Like, it's like that C word. But C word is the worst. But C word, same thing for. It's a body, but it's a worse body. Yes, I agree. Yeah. It goes D. Wait, that's a body part. It goes D, then P, then C. Low it.

[Rob Gronkowski]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

On the body part. Ones.

[Lunchbox]

Dang.

[Freddie Prinze Jr.]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

D is the lowest of the body still.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Amy]

What?

[Morgan]

What is it?

[Lunchbox]

That's A body part.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, it's a funny part. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

[Lunchbox]

Where have you been?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

It has many different.

[Amy]

I couldn't tell you, like, if they said point out this. That.

[Bobby Bones]

Which one is he talking about?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

You.

[Bobby Bones]

Is. Are you for real?

[Morgan]

No.

[Amy]

I mean, yes. I'm serious.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, interesting, because even I know that.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Fair enough.

[Amy]

Well, she have one.

[Colgate Advertiser]

See?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Oh, no, no.

[Amy]

I'm telling you.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

I mean, yes, yes. But it doesn't matter. The answer to your question.

[Amy]

Yes. Is damn a bad word?

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

It is a cuss word. Yes. It's the lightest of the curse words. What about dang?

[Bobby Bones]

Dang it. No, but you say. Is that a word?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yeah, because that's the full word.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not gonna say it.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

But you can say it and say damn it.

[Morgan]

Right?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

I don't find people. And that's not a findable offense by the fcc. If you were to say the S word, it would be.

[Bobby Bones]

Right.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

But that's only if somebody complains. F word.

[Amy]

For sure.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Can't say C word. You can on a podcast, but you can't on a broadcast because broadcast is owned by the government. Everybody feel educated?

[Amy]

Yeah. It's a slippery slope, though. Can we. We can't.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

It's not slippery. We're not. We don't slip around on the air.

[Amy]

We don't say that here.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

No.

[Amy]

Okay. But we say dang.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

But there's like. There's like the B word, right? Curse word.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

But when referred to with a dog, it's because it's never really. That's really never talked about as a female dog. Like the original. The term. It still feels like it's a bad word because that. In that context, it's never used, like, which. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's listed as a female dog or other canine. Like, that's the definition. So it's. Why is.

[Bobby Bones]

Why is that. That Was it that first. And then we made it to women.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

To call a woman that. Because a female dog. But then there are. There are slurs, racial slurs, sexuality slurs. That are also bad words, of course. That aren't traditional curse words.

[Amy]

I know those. I don't have questions about those.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Making sure. Do you feel educated?

[Amy]

Yes. Thank you for that.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

You're welcome. I think we had a good lesson here.

[Amy]

I think when in doubt, just say dang. Right, though, like, just say ding on that one.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Just say dang. If you're around grandparents or something, just say dang.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Or you can just be you.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yeah, I Don't care. So it's all good to me. I don't mind cursing at all. I don't like the slur ones, the slurry words. I don't like being around those. I don't like hearing the C word unless it's like a comedian that's perfectly using it but doesn't use it a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't even know. I don't like that one at all.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

And I don't mind the F word unless it's used a ton of just to be funny. It's not that funny. But if you use it strategically, it's hilarious.

[Amy]

Sometimes there's just no better way to explain yourself than using that effort.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, even if you're using it alone, it's therapeutic.

[Amy]

It is.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Man, I feel like I would cheat even using a lot. I feel like I'm cheating because I just do it for discipline reasons, not because I'm better than it. I'm way worse than cuss words. Gotta see some stuff I do when I'm alone.

[Amy]

What?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

It's the 15 seconds of fame game. Name the person who had the fame. She went viral after a social media video containing an off the cuff suggestive tip boosted her to Internet fame and she was known as Hawk Tua. What's her real name? Haktua. What's her real name?

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

I'm in.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Amy.

[Morgan]

Haley.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

I need full name.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, really?

[Amy]

Huh? Really?

[Bobby Bones]

Haley Witter.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Singer.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Haley Welch.

[Amy]

Eddie Haley Welch.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

The answer is Haley Welch.

[Morgan]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, you gotta give him that Hawk poo and spit on that thing.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Next up, what's the name of the artist whose viral hit song Friday brought her fleeting fame in 2011?

[Bobby Bones]

It's Friday.

[Colgate Advertiser]

Friday.

[Bobby Bones]

Gotta get down on Friday. Amy Rebecca Black.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox Rebecca Black.

[Amy]

Eddie Rebecca Black.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Correct.

[Freddie Prinze Jr.]

What?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Cash Me Outside teen became infamous for her appearance on Dr. Phil in 2016.

[Bobby Bones]

Catch me outside. How about that?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I need to know her real name.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yep. Catch me outside. How about that?

[Bobby Bones]

Catch me outside. How about that? I need to know her real name.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Well, you have to give a name. Cash me Outside girl is not going to count.

[Amy]

It's not going to count. Is it that out?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Is that what you wrote? I just need a name.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, okay.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

All right. Five seconds.

[Bobby Bones]

Catch me outside. How about that?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Give me a name. Pens down. I. I'll take one of two names, but pins are down. Lunch rocks bad, baby.

[Morgan]

Correct.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Do you have it written down?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I just don't know her real name. That's why I have Bad baby.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Like set. Bad baby.

[Amy]

Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Dollar Bill.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Dollar Bill. Eddie.

[Amy]

Priscilla Dunn.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

No, Bhad Bhabie. Her performing. Performing name or Danielle Bregoli. Her real name.

[Lunchbox]

She made a lot of money.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Lunchbox takes the. Oh, millions and millions and only fans.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Millions. Lunchbox takes the lead. Next up, what was the name of the kid in this viral video from 2007 that bit his brother's finger?

[Bobby Bones]

Ow.

[Morgan]

Ow.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

That really hurt.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in.

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the win.

[Morgan]

Eddie.

[Amy]

Charlie.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Lunch.

[Lunchbox]

Charlie.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Amy. Charlie. Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Good bit me.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

What's the name of the Jeopardy. Player who in 2004 secured a consecutive 74 wins, setting the record for the highest earning American game show contestant? What's the name of the Jeopardy. Player who in 2004 secured a consecutive 74 wins, setting the record as the highest earning American game show contestant?

[Lunchbox]

I'm in for the winning.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

If you get this lunchbox, you win and you'll pull away.

[Amy]

Yes.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

And you will be the victor.

[Amy]

You know it, man.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

If they don't get it either. Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Paul Robertson.

[Morgan]

So close. Eddie.

[Amy]

Glenn Hansen.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Okay, I like it. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Ken Jennings.

[Morgan]

That's it.

[Amy]

That's it.

[Morgan]

Correct.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

And he reemerged. Now he's like.

[Lunchbox]

He's a host.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yeah, he's the most.

[Amy]

The host.

[Lunchbox]

What did he do before? Like where. He just left. His job is now on. That's crazy.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yeah, he's making like real money.

[Lunchbox]

Like that's crazy. That's so cool.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Hey, the guy who knows 50 minutes fame better than all you knuckleheads.

[Morgan]

It's true.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Our winner, Lunchbox. Hey, it's Bobby Bones here. You ever tried to plan a trip for a large group? Everybody has their own idea of what the vacation should look like. One friend needs a backyard for their new puppy. They bring everywhere. Another friend needs blackout curtains because waking up before 10am yeah, that's not going to happen. Another friend insists on having a king sized bed even though they're happily single. Booking.com totally gets it. And let's be honest, you're probably a bit picky too. Maybe you want a spot with a good view because what's the point if you can't look out the window and feel like you're somewhere new? Booking.com makes juggling those seemingly impossible requests totally possible. They've got hotels, vacation rentals, and every kind of stay you can imagine all across the US Whether you're looking for space or style or just something that works for everybody, booking.com helps you get it, right? Find exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com booking. Yeah, that's booking.com booking.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Life is just better when you've got a friend to go through with it, right? Someone who gets you, who's got your back, and someone who shows up when it matters. Whether it's work, family, or the unexpected. It's always easier when you're not doing it alone. Hi, I'm Wilmer Valderrama from the Dos Amigos podcast. Every week I get to sit down with one of my best friends and talk about all the wild, unpredictable, and sometimes hilarious parts of my life. And it reminds me that's the kind of support we all need. Not just in good times, but when things go sideways. Quintec on Estate Farm. They're the kind of friend you want in your corner. Your State Farm agent can help you choose the coverage you need. And when things don't go as planned, your State Farm agent can help you file your claim. It helps to have someone who really listens, someone who's there like a true amigo, like a good neighbor. State Farm is there. And State Farm supports my Kultura podcast network, helping to share stories that bring us together. Catch those amigos and more wherever you get your podcast.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Everybody knows Shaq, but off camera, he's just a regular guy.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

People never believe me when I say I'm just like them. I take out the trash, do dishes, and I struggle with moderate obstructive sleep apnea, or osa. And a lot of adults with obesity also struggle with moderate to severe osa. You know, those scary breathing interruptions during sleep, the loud snoring, choking and daytime fatigue. I knew I had to talk to my doctor. Don't sleep on the symptoms. Learn more at don'tsleeponosa.com this information is.

[Lilly Medicine Company Representative]

Provided by Lilly a medicine company.

[Bobby Bones]

Mic check, 1, 2. Are we recording? Hi, I'm Michelle Bernstein, an award winning chef, restaurateur and mom. I have a lot on my plate, including my psoriatic arthritis symptoms. That's why I was prescribed Cosentyx. It helps me move better.

[Lilly Medicine Company Representative]

Cosentyx Secukenumab is prescribed for people 2 years of age and older with active psoriatic arthritis. Don't use if you're allergic to Cosent before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. An increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur like tuberculosis or other serious bacterial, fungal or viral infections. Some were fatal. Tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms like fevers, sweats, chills, muscle aches or cough had a vaccine or planned to or if inflammatory bowel disease symptoms develop or worsen serious allergic reactions and severe eczema like skin reactions may occur. Learn more at 18 or cosentix.com Ask.

[Bobby Bones]

Your rheumatologist about cosentix.

[Rob Gronkowski]

This is Rob Gronkowski from Dudes on Dudes with Gronk and Jules. For the second season in a row, I partnered with T Mobile's Friday night 5G lights, powering up hometown football across America. This year T mobile invested over $4 million in prizes to help schools take their Friday nights to the next level. The votes are in. And now it's time to crown our $1 million grand prize winner. Congratulations to Derrick's high school and Derrick's Arkansas, home of the outlaws and your 2020 5T mobile Friday night 5G lights champion. The Outlaws and their community rallied to help them score a game changing home field upgrade, a Gronk fitness weight room makeover, an epic 2026 tailgate party and a VIP trip to the SEC championship game. To every school that competed, posted and rallied your communities, thank you and to T Mobile for making it all possible. This season may be over, but the story isn't. Stay tuned for season three in 2026. Congratulations again to Derek's high school Outlaws.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Come on, it's time for the good news with lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Tell me something good. Alan Taylor and his son Zane were at city donuts getting some nice little donuts. And Zane's standing off at the table when dad's paying. I'll take two glaze, two chocolate frosted. And he hears something in the background. He looks and there's an out of control car heading for the restaurant. And he runs, dives, tackles his four year old son just as the car comes crashing through the wall and misses him by inches. Saves his son and City Donuts. Said Zane. You can have one donut every Saturday for the rest of your life.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that's kind of cool. I thought they were just gonna say one donut.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

That's it. What's up with that car?

[Lunchbox]

It just says that someone hit the gas instead of the brake.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

So somebody old doing the wrong pedal.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Or somebody drunk. Or Amy because she's ready to happens on her breath. So one of those three. Ah, good story. Oh wow, that stinks. That's what it's all about.

[Colgate Advertiser]

That was.

[Lunchbox]

Tell me something.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Wake up. You wake up in the morning, then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. This week's Next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bone store. Let's go over to Amy and get in the morning Corny.

[Lunchbox]

The morning corny.

[Bobby Bones]

What does Austin Powers put on his mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving?

[Morgan]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

Groovy, baby.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Gravy.

[Morgan]

Gravy.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Gravy, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, should I say it that way?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yeah. Gravy, baby.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang it.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Gravy, baby.

[Amy]

Are you gonna say, like, Austin Powers?

[Bobby Bones]

That is gravy.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yeah. You know, it's not groovy, though. Gravy.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, okay.

[Amy]

Because he says groove.

[Bobby Bones]

I know he does. So I thought.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Did you change the joke from what it said? You thought gravy was wrong?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, it said groovy.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Gravy.

[Bobby Bones]

A groovy, no gravy.

[Amy]

Either way, it's funny.

[Lunchbox]

Guys.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

That was the morning corny. Cool, cool, cool. All right, thank you, guys. It's time for Never Gonna Get It. It's an impossible question, but the listener has so many options to get it right. Let's welcome Seth in Indiana. Seth, good morning to you, buddy. Hey, good morning. Everybody say hi to Seth. Hi, Seth. Okay, Seth, here's the deal. I'm gonna ask you a question. You answer it, you miss it, that's okay. We'll go to round number two. The question is nearly one in ten people say they feel they have to do this when preparing to host a party. What is it? It's almost 10. We'll say 10 of people say they feel that they have to do this when preparing to host a party. What is it? You're never gonna get it. So, Seth, I need an answer from you. And when you don't get it, we'll go to round two. I'm gonna say mop the floor. Mop the floor. Now, if. If he hits in any way whatsoever, he wins a hundred dollar gift card to sauna. Okay. Thank you. Mop the floor is not right. Okay, so now you guys, we're gonna go to the show here, the panel. Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie Morgan. About 10 of people said they feel they have to do this when preparing to host a party. So think about that. Write your answer down. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, interesting.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

Eddie's in.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Lunchbox is in.

[Morgan]

Eddie's.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

I'm in. Morgan's in. Amy, 1 to 10. 10 meaning you for sure know it. Where do you put your answer?

[Shaquille O'Neal]

7.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Lunchbox, 10. Eddie 2, Morgan, 5. Hey, Seth, you get to pick one of them. Heck, let's do two. You get to pick Two of them. And if they get it right, either one of them, you win the prize. Who would you like to pick? Let's go with. Let's go with Lunchbox and Amy. Okay, well, lunchbox did go 10 always. Okay, Amy, 10% of people say they feel they have to do this when they are preparing to host a party. What is it?

[Bobby Bones]

Clean the guest room.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Clean the guest room. Okay. Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Clean the bathroom.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, that should be everybody.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Clean the bathroom always, right?

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Okay, that's their two answers. Eddie, what is yours?

[Amy]

Hide valuables.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

Morgan.

[Morgan]

Whoa.

[Amy]

Not bad.

[Lunchbox]

How's it going?

[Bobby Bones]

Stock the fridge, like, with beer and wine and all the things.

[Lunchbox]

Seth, man, that's 100. If you're having a party, would you.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Like to change any of your Amy or Lunchbox to either Eddie or.

[Lunchbox]

Really?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

You can switch if you want. I can switch.

[Morgan]

Okay. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I'm not.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Not a huge fan of Amy's. What?

[Bobby Bones]

But it's 1 in 10.

[Lunchbox]

Do you plan on having people stay over?

[Bobby Bones]

That's the thing. One in ten are. Like. Maybe I should. But don't you think that.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Let me say this. One of you got it, right.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Listen.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Hi.

[Lunchbox]

The valuable is pretty good.

[Bobby Bones]

That he picked or one of us in the room.

[Amy]

He's not gonna tell you that.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, obviously, one of us in the room. It's the same thing.

[Amy]

No one that he picked.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, I didn't hear what she said.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, interesting.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

So, Seth, you're gonna. Are you sure you're gonna bail out on Amy?

[Bobby Bones]

That's fine. I. I get it.

[Lunchbox]

I'm gonna stick with it.

[Bobby Bones]

I wasn't saying do that.

[Lunchbox]

Valuable is pretty good. Yeah, I don't have anything valuable, so I didn't even think about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Gosh, one in ten people. Don't trust me.

[Morgan]

People.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Lunchbox did say it was 10 out of 10, though. Like, he was for sure he had it.

[Lunchbox]

I. I do remember.

[Rob Gronkowski]

I.

[Lunchbox]

We had a party at Garrett's house one time, and someone stole the iPhone.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Seth. So Amy said, clean guest room, Lunchbox said clean bathroom. Eddie said, hide your valuables, and Morgan.

[Bobby Bones]

Said, stock the fridge.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Wow.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Okay, Seth, which two do you want to go with now, man?

[Morgan]

All right.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Amy convinced me, so I'm staying with Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, gosh. I didn't mean to do that.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

And you're what? I'm gonna drop Lunchbox. I'm gonna go with Morgan.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, go to Eddie.

[Morgan]

Go to Eddie.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

He's dropping Lunchbox.

[Amy]

Why is he ignoring me? Like, I have the best answer, right?

[Lunchbox]

He doesn't like Hide the valuables.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

You said yours is a 10 out of 10 right now.

[Lunchbox]

He dropped me.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Well, you were saying that before he dropped you.

[Lunchbox]

And then he's going, but he's better than Amy's. I'm saying Eddie's is better than Amy.

[Freddie Prinze Jr.]

I agree.

[Lunchbox]

And stock the fridge. Everybody thinks they gotta stock the fridge when they're having a party.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

No.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

No, I don't.

[Morgan]

Probably doesn't.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

I'll stock the fridge.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

No, you don't.

[Lunchbox]

That's weird.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Nearly 1 in 10 people said they feel they have to do this from preparing to host a party. So you for sure want Amy, Seth.

[Rob Gronkowski]

Right?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yep. Okay, Amy, your answer is wrong.

[Bobby Bones]

Sorry, Seth.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, man. Seth, now you got a one in three shot.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

So. Seth, you got a one in three shot. You got Lunchbox.

[Amy]

What's this again?

[Lunchbox]

Clean the bathroom.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

You got Eddie stock to fridge.

[Morgan]

Oh, no, no.

[Amy]

Hide your valuables.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Hide your valuables. You got Morgan stock to fridge.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Okay. Seth, you got a one in three shot here. Because one of them have it.

[Morgan]

Right.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

All right. Do I have to stay with what I got? Nope, do whatever you want. Do whatever I want.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, gosh, this is stressful.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

No, I'm just gonna stick with it.

[Amy]

Oh, who?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Morgan's. Oh, yeah. Okay. Stocked fridge. It's wrong.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Okay, Seth, hold on. Hold on. Seth, I'm. One final bonus. It's 50 if it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Clean the bathroom.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

We are lunchboxes. Clean the bathroom. Eddie is dog. Hide the valuables. Hide the valuables.

[Amy]

Sorry.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Lunchbox. Bathroom. Eddie, valuables. Seth, this is the last time. Pick one. Okay, Eddie, I feel like everybody should clean the bathroom. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Nobody thinks about cleaning their bathroom.

[Amy]

Yes, they do.

[Lunchbox]

People are going to pee and poop in there and throw up. No need to clean it.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Seth, are you sure it's the last. I'd ask you that. You want to pick Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

He has had all four of us.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

100%.

[Shaquille O'Neal]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Seth has gone through all of us.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he tossed me out like the garbage.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Dude, if Lunchbox, if it's you, Seth's gonna feel like a real.

[Lunchbox]

No, he should feel like a moron.

[Bobby Bones]

No, he shouldn't.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Seth, are you sure you don't want to go to Lunchbox? Yes, positive. Okay.

[Amy]

Come on, Bones.

[Lunchbox]

Seth, one last shot.

[Amy]

Man.

[Lunchbox]

What are you doing?

[Bobby Bones]

Stay with Eddie.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Sorry.

[Morgan]

Lunch.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Okay.

[Lunchbox]

Seth, do you have friends that listen to this show?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Seth, are you locked in? Yeah. Yes and yeah. Okay.

[Lunchbox]

They're about to laugh at him.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

10% of people say they feel they have to do this. From Parenthood, House Party. Clean the bathroom. It is not it, Eddie. You're right.

[Colgate Advertiser]

Hide the button.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Did you nail that first off?

[Freddie Prinze Jr.]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

I don't know.

[Amy]

I never win at this game. Seth. Seth won.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

A hundred bucks to Sonic. And Eddie won first off. Great job, dude. All right, Seth. Congratulations, buddy. You picked everybody. Everybody's the winner because Seth picked you at some point. Bobby Bone Show Bonehead Glory of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This story comes to us from North Dakota. A 50 year old woman was out to brunch over the weekend, having a few drinks when she's walking down the street and she sees a cop in uniform. And she loves a man in uniform. Walks up behind him and pop, smacks him on the butt.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Can't do that.

[Lunchbox]

And the cop said it caused pain, so he placed her under arrest.

[Morgan]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, she was.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

You can't slap a cop on the butt.

[Morgan]

Okay?

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

If a guy did that to a girl.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, I know.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Jail time.

[Morgan]

I know.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Well, no, it would still be sexual harassment.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you're right. Sorry.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

This is wrong. She's a bonehead.

[Lunchbox]

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Show Host (Bobby Bones or main host)]

And so happy you guys could spend even just a few minutes with us today. Thank you so much. Gotta go. Hopefully you guys will be around. We'll be around. I'm around all day actually. Mr. Bobby Bones on Twitter and Instagram and if you have the iHeartRadio app, search Bobby Bones show on demand. Thank you guys. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram reedyarberry Scuba Steve Executive Producer Ray Mundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Hey, it's Bobby Bones here. When you're traveling with family, it can be a circus. Mom wakes up at 5am, nephews stay up till midnight. And your dog, he just wants a yard to play in. Booking.com makes it easy to find a stay that's right for everyone. Whether it's a vacation rental or a space to spread out or a hotel where someone else makes the breakfast. Find exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com booking. Yeah, that's booking.com booking. Yeah.

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[Shaquille O'Neal]

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