Weds Part 2: Never Gonna Get It + Take Wife's Last Name for $10k?

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show
Episode: Weds Part 2: Never Gonna Get It + Take Wife's Last Name for $10k?
Release Date: November 27, 2024
Host: Bobby Bones
Network: Premiere Networks

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1. Never Gonna Get It: Thanksgiving Dinner Table Challenge

Overview:
The episode kicks off with an engaging segment titled "Never Gonna Get It," where the hosts pose a thought-provoking question to listeners and participants:
"This will be on the Thanksgiving dinner table for only 3% of Americans. What is it?"

Participants:

• Lunchbox
• Eddie
• Amy
• Morgan

Key Discussions and Guesses:

• Morgan's Guess: "Mac and cheese"
  "[02:03] Breakfast Bones: Morgan throws out Mac and cheese as a possible answer, noting it's a popular dish but not the correct one."

• Scuba Steve's Insight:
  "[02:29] Scuba Steve: 'I mean, 3% is so low, so it's gotta be something really out of the ordinary.'"
  He gauges the difficulty of the question, contemplating its uniqueness.

• Eddie's Confidence:
  Eddie boldly states, "[02:40] 'Eddie, 10.'" indicating his certainty about the answer.

Outcome:
After a series of guesses and playful banter, it’s revealed that Eddie's answer, "menu," is correct. This selection highlights that only a small fraction of Americans dine out on Thanksgiving, making a menu a less common presence on dinner tables.

Notable Quotes:

• Lunchbox on Eddie's Guess:
  "[07:09] 'I just think a menu could be right if people are going out to eat.'"

• Eddie Reflecting on the Outcome:
  "[07:02] 'Did you pick Eddie to get it right or wrong?' 'Yes. Yes.'"

Conclusion:
JC emerges victorious, winning a $250 Walmart gift card and a copy of the game "Let's Hit Each Other with Fake Swords," emphasizing the show's interactive and rewarding nature.

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2. Paranormal Perspectives with Caller Frank

Overview:
The segment introduces Frank from Albany, New York, who shares his intriguing experiences as a paranormal investigator. Balancing his daytime role as a heavy equipment operator with nocturnal ghost-hunting missions, Frank offers a firsthand glimpse into the supernatural.

Frank's Journey:

• Introduction to Paranormal Investigation:
  "[28:20] Caller Frank: 'My son... got me into the paranormal... I studied books and... started everything else.'"
  Frank explains his transition from sobriety to embracing the paranormal, driven by family influence.

• Techniques and Equipment:
  "[25:34] Caller Frank: 'We have a bunch of paranormal equipment... we run our equipment...'"
  He details the tools and methods used to detect and communicate with spirits.

Notable Experiences:

• Encounter with a Shadow Figure:
  "[24:23] Caller Frank: 'We saw a black shadow figure run across the cemetery... wind chimes went off...'"
  This chilling account underscores the mysterious phenomena Frank and his team encounter.

• Emotional Communications:
  "[25:56] Caller Frank: 'My wife felt an overpowering sense of emotional pain...'"
  He describes moments where emotions, rather than voices or visuals, convey messages from the beyond.

Hosts' Reactions:

• Lunchbox's Curiosity:
  "[31:20] Lunchbox: 'Do you think... people laugh at you if you were abducted by aliens?'"
  Reflecting on societal perceptions of paranormal beliefs.

• Scuba Steve's Skepticism and Support:
  "[35:35] Scuba Steve: 'I don't know... you're doing a good service.'"
  Balancing skepticism with respect for Frank's passion.

Notable Quotes:

• Frank on Belief:
  "[30:31] Caller Frank: 'If you experience things that nobody else would believe... then it makes you a believer.'"

• Lunchbox on Frank's Passion:
  "[35:39] Lunchbox: 'I don't know... but I like that you found something you're passionate about.'"

Conclusion:
Frank's heartfelt narrative sheds light on the personal and emotional facets of paranormal investigation, fostering a deeper understanding among the hosts and listeners about the dedication required in this field.

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3. Take Wife's Last Name for $10k? A Discussion on Tradition and Identity

Overview:
Transitioning from the supernatural, the show delves into a contemporary dilemma:
"Would you take your wife's last name, changing your last name to hers for $10,000 and live by that name?"

Participants' Responses:

• Eddie's Affirmative Stance:
  "[14:08] Eddie: 'No problem. Yes.'"

• Amy's Firm Rejection:
  "[14:10] Amy: 'Not a chance. Not $10,000 to change my name...'"
  Amy emphasizes the importance of personal identity over financial incentives.

Hosts' Perspectives and Debates:

• Lunchbox on Cultural Dynamics:
  "[14:35] Lunchbox: 'I've always thought that she has a very Hispanic last name and she is white as a cloud.'"
  Discussing societal perceptions related to name changes.

• Confronting Traditional Roles:
  "[16:30] Eddie: 'Yes.'"
  Affirming traditional views on marriage and identity, while others challenge these notions.

• Scriptural References and Modern Interpretation:
  "[16:19] Amy: 'The husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church?'"
  Bringing in religious perspectives to the debate.

Notable Quotes:

• Amy on Principles:
  "[16:48] Lunchbox: 'For a million bucks, you would not.'"
  Highlighting the irrelevance of financial gain when it comes to personal identity.

• Lunchbox on Submission:
  "[17:35] Scuba Steve: 'And it's like nothing. People take this out of context...'"
  Critiquing the misinterpretation of traditional roles in modern contexts.

Conclusion:
The discussion underscores the tension between tradition and individual identity, with varying viewpoints emphasizing the complexity of decisions surrounding name changes in marriage. It reflects broader societal shifts and the personal values that influence such choices.

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4. Bonehead Story of the Day & Movie Theater Etiquette

Overview:
The show presents a humorous and cautionary tale titled "Bonehead Story of the Day," followed by a lighthearted yet critical examination of unacceptable behaviors in movie theaters.

Bonehead Story:

• Exploding Fireworks Prank:
  "[36:15] Caller Frank shares a story from Merrill, Wisconsin, where a woman, angry at her partner, sets exploding fireworks under his toilet seat, resulting in minor injuries during his restroom visit."
  The hosts react with a mix of amusement and disbelief, highlighting the extremes of revenge measures.

Movie Theater Etiquette Discussion:

• Unacceptable Behaviors Listed:

  • Yelling at strangers
  • Taking photos or recording videos
  • Talking loudly during the movie
  • Eating or drinking noisily
  • Bringing dogs (excluding service animals)
  • Putting feet up on seats
  • Taking phone calls
  • Leaving trash behind
  • Using FaceTime during the film
  • Saving entire rows for personal use

• Hosts' Reactions:
  "[37:30] Scuba Steve: 'I almost was, like, wanting to sink down.'"
  Reflecting frustration over disruptive behaviors that hinder the movie-watching experience.

Notable Quotes:

• Lunchbox on Theater Respect:
  "[38:24] Lunchbox: 'That's part of it... you carry everything out when you're done.'"

• Amy on Disrespectful Actions:
  "[40:13] Lunchbox: 'It's the dumbest thing. 80% say it's okay to leave before the movie ends if you don't like it.'"
  Critiquing the lack of courtesy among some moviegoers.

Conclusion:
The combination of the Bonehead Story and the etiquette discussion serves as both entertainment and a communal reflection on maintaining respect and enjoyment in shared public spaces like movie theaters. The hosts offer relatable anecdotes and practical criticisms, aiming to foster a more considerate environment for all patrons.

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Additional Highlights:

• Engaging Advertisements Skipped:
  The podcast contains advertisements for Bose Ultra Open Earbuds and Macy's Lego City Advent Calendar. As per instructions, these segments are omitted from the detailed summary for focus on content.

• Interactive Listener Engagement:
  The show frequently involves listeners through games and calls, enhancing audience participation and relatability.

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Final Thoughts:
This episode of The Bobby Bones Show effectively balances lighthearted games, personal stories, and meaningful discussions, creating an engaging listening experience. By addressing topics ranging from Thanksgiving traditions and paranormal investigations to modern marriage dilemmas and public etiquette, the show caters to a diverse audience while maintaining a cohesive and entertaining narrative.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

You wake up in the morning. Then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turning. Then you. Dear eddie, Emmy, Lunchbox, Morgan 2 scooping Steve Red Abbott trying to put you through. Bogdy's riding this week's next bit and Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bones. The question is, this will be on the Thanksgiving dinner table for only 3% of Americans. Now think about that. Never gonna get it as a game.

[Eddie]

You're not gonna get it.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, oh. Never. Never gonna get it.

[Amy]

Not this time.

[Lunchbox]

No, you're not gonna get it. This will be on the Thanksgiving dinner table for only 3% of Americans. What is it now? We're gonna give J.C. a chance here to win. Hey, J.C. how are you? Hey.

[Morgan]

Morning, studio.

[Lunchbox]

Morning. So I'm gonna give you a chance to win a $250 Walmart gift card and a copy of the game that everybody loves called let's Hit each Other with Fake Swords, which, by the way, is currently on sale right now for only $10 at Walmart until tomorrow. Go get it. It's a great game, but for you, JC, $250 Walmart gift card. You're gonna have three chances to win. You'll guess first and I'll read the question again. This will be on the Thanksgiving dinner table for only 3% of Americans. So you'll guess, then you can team up with a couple members of the show and then we'll do some weird game at the very end. Okay, so first to you, I am.

[Morgan]

Going to throw out Mac and Mac and cheese. Like, I don't know if a lot of people have that.

[Lunchbox]

We do, but fair and it's a quality guess. It is not the correct answer, though. I think probably a little more than 3%. But I like it. Like as she came up prepared, Mac and cheese. Not right. I'm gonna read the question again and you guys let me know where you are on 1 to 10 scale of how for sure you are this will be on the Thanksgiving dinner table for only 3% of Americans. What is it, Amy? How for sure are you?

[Scuba Steve]

I mean, 3% is so low, so it's gotta be something really out of the ordinary. So I feel pretty good.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, wow.

[Scuba Steve]

Out of the ordinary for Thanksgiving.

[Eddie]

What number out of 10?

[Lunchbox]

1 through 10?

[Scuba Steve]

3.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, that's not pretty good.

[Scuba Steve]

That is not good.

[Lunchbox]

Lunch bugs.

[Amy]

Tim.

[Lunchbox]

Morgan.

[Scuba Steve]

Nah, I feel like a four.

[Eddie]

Eddie, 10.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, gosh. Okay, so Lunchbox and Eddie.

[Amy]

Yeah, I don't ever disclaim it.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so, Jason, you can pick whoever you want. You pick two players here on the show. You got Amy and Morgan who are honest about their answers, or Eddie and Lunchbox who just want to be picked.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I feel like Lunchbox always says 10, but he comes up with some good off the wall answers. So I'll go with Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Morgan]

And you said I get two people.

[Lunchbox]

You get to pick one other person. Yes.

[Morgan]

And I just feel like Morgan's good at this game, even though she said four.

[Lunchbox]

She is.

[Morgan]

I think I'm gonna go with Morgan.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so Lunchbox and Morgan will hold the keys to the car here. Amy, What?

[Eddie]

Do you have a TV on the table?

[Lunchbox]

Oh, so you went. Okay. I like your approach. Your approach is very different.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, because.

[Lunchbox]

But on the table.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, this will.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, this will be on the table.

[Eddie]

On the table.

[Amy]

You put the TV on the table.

[Scuba Steve]

Interest the. Hey, maybe the serving table.

[Lunchbox]

You thought differently. You're wrong. But I admire that you thought differently.

[Scuba Steve]

Thank you for that.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it means a lot. Eddie, she didn't pick you. I mean, you were 10.

[Eddie]

It's a shame she didn't pick me because I have it. What is it, 100? It is a menu.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Eddie]

It's a menu because 3% of Americans go out to eat.

[Scuba Steve]

No, that would be what the menu.

[Eddie]

Is sitting on the table.

[Scuba Steve]

They miss their table.

[Amy]

I know it.

[Scuba Steve]

If they're out to eat, that's just.

[Eddie]

It's the menu.

[Lunchbox]

I'm confused. Well, the question is, this will be on the Thanksgiving dinner table for only 3% of Americans.

[Scuba Steve]

Thanksgiving dinner table table.

[Eddie]

Which is at a restaurant.

[Amy]

Oh, I see what you're saying. Like, only 3% of Americans go out.

[Lunchbox]

Quality out of the box. Guest. Let's go, baby. I'm gonna put you on hold. Yes, Morgan.

[Morgan]

Okay. I went out of the box for this also.

[Scuba Steve]

I was gonna do a food, but then I went spoon. A what? There's no foods on Thanksgiving that typically require a spoon. Mashed sweet potatoes. Everybody uses for mashed potatoes. No, no, no.

[Amy]

So how do you get the mashed potatoes out of the bowl?

[Scuba Steve]

Morgan, that's not outside.

[Lunchbox]

You cannot be more wrong. That's the wrongest anybody's ever been in this game. Of all the history of this game, that's the wrongest anyone's ever been. Yeah.

[Amy]

Good for you.

[Eddie]

It's okay.

[Lunchbox]

It's okay, guys.

[Scuba Steve]

You use spoons. This makes me feel a lot better about a tv.

[Amy]

I'm not saying I eat it with a spoon, but the serving spoon, Lunchbox. It's easy, guys. Amy, you're on the right track.

[Scuba Steve]

Thank you.

[Amy]

You don't put the TV on the table, though.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh.

[Amy]

You put the channel changer. So you can change the channel while you're eating.

[Lunchbox]

That's wrong.

[Scuba Steve]

That was your guess.

[Lunchbox]

That's wrong.

[Amy]

It's the same thing as a tv.

[Lunchbox]

No.

[Eddie]

So, Bones, I'm the only one alive here?

[Lunchbox]

You're the only one alive.

[Scuba Steve]

And that's definitely not it.

[Eddie]

It's got to be.

[Scuba Steve]

It can't be a menu.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, it can.

[Scuba Steve]

I mean, I guess it could, but 3% even seems high.

[Lunchbox]

Hey, JC, are you there? JC? They're fighting. It's like somebody didn't give him a spoon.

[Scuba Steve]

I really felt confident about.

[Lunchbox]

So the people that you picked missed. Now what I'm going to do is I'm gonna go and just let you pick if Eddie, yes or no, got it right. For your third pick, you can say, eddie, yes, got it right or no, he missed it. And if you're correct, you win the two hundred fifty dollar gift card.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Lunchbox]

So Eddie says menu, jc.

[Eddie]

You know what I'm saying, right? I'm menu.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox made fun of him and said, there's a stupidest answer ever. But that was quickly met after Morgan, stupidest answer ever. No offense, Morgan.

[Scuba Steve]

Nice. To be clear, spoon is worse than menu.

[Lunchbox]

I agree. A lot worse. That's what I'm saying. It was before I got to Morgan, right? So at the time, Eddie, that was stupid.

[Scuba Steve]

I was just thinking out of the box, guys.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so, jc, Did Eddie get it right or wrong?

[Morgan]

I feel like I like his approach and I never would have went there and this is never going to get it. So I feel like a menu could be right if people are going out to eat. So I think I'm going to go with Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

You want to advise her, guys?

[Scuba Steve]

I mean, I guess even in your own home, sometimes people print out.

[Eddie]

No, they don't.

[Lunchbox]

No, they don't.

[Eddie]

No one prints out a menu.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. What world do you live in?

[Scuba Steve]

I don't. That's why I said Thanksgiving menu.

[Lunchbox]

I've never seen that. Okay, everyone. Okay.

[Amy]

He got it wrong.

[Scuba Steve]

J.C. someone might. Oh, oh, oh. I just got it. It just came to my mind.

[Eddie]

No, it's menu.

[Scuba Steve]

No, no, no, it's not menu. I'm going to write it down just in case. I don't want to credit.

[Lunchbox]

Did you pick Eddie to get it right or wrong?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. He's right. Right? Yes. Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

No.

[Scuba Steve]

Jc, you said the Thanksgiving table.

[Lunchbox]

I didn't say you're the one you own.

[Scuba Steve]

He said the Thanksgiving table.

[Lunchbox]

3% of people plan to eat out on Turkey day, therefore a menu. Why are you arguing?

[Scuba Steve]

But if they eat out at Applebee's, that's not a Thanksgiving table.

[Lunchbox]

It is for Thanksgiving.

[Eddie]

Yeah, if they're eating the table in.

[Lunchbox]

Your house, they use all year long inside a Thanksgiving table until it's Thanksgiving Day.

[Eddie]

That's another good point.

[Lunchbox]

And you eat with a spoon.

[Eddie]

Yes. You surf stuff with a spoon.

[Amy]

But, Amy, what was the one you wrote down that was right.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, like name tags, like where you sit, place settings.

[Amy]

What in the world?

[Lunchbox]

Okay, J.C. you want a $250 gift card? You want what menus? You want a $250 Walmart gift card? Congratulations there. You want a copy of the Let, Let. Let's hit each other's fake swords game, currently on sale right now for only $10 at Walmart until tomorrow. So be sure to get. Game is so much fun. And, Eddie, congratulations. Yeah.

[Eddie]

And congratulations. Jc, congrats. That's awesome.

[Lunchbox]

Congratulations. They hate it on you.

[Morgan]

Yeah, thanks.

[Lunchbox]

Eddie and JC stay on the phone and we'll. We'll get. We'll sign your game and send you the prize.

[Morgan]

Okay, that's awesome. Thank you, guys. Happy Thanksgiving.

[Lunchbox]

Happy Thanksgiving to you, too. Make sure you got a spoon. I'm gonna sign a spoon and add it in there. Yes. The menu's just weird. The spoon thing. Like, what is she. What? I don't know.

[Morgan]

I was trying to think out of the box.

[Eddie]

You did.

[Lunchbox]

Morgan's like, we only use the ice cream scoops and forks in Kansas. Okay, thank. And let's play Diggs. All right, Lunchbox is upset about something, but it's nothing that he controls or even has an effect on him whatsoever. It's about a podcast. Who? Who is it?

[Amy]

Another Kelsey getting a podcast. Shoving more Kelsey down our throats. The wife of Jason. Kelsey. Her name is. I guess Kylie.

[Lunchbox]

Kelsey might take a breath for a second. Just slow down. You're a little angry.

[Eddie]

Yeah, she's nice.

[Lunchbox]

I like her too, but I'm just saying, he's so loud and, like, aggressive. Gosh, let's talk. Let's just talk it out. Okay. Why are you upset that a Kelsey. And by the way, shoving down our throats a podcast? You have to go subscribe. No one's tying you to a chair and putting AirPods in your ear.

[Amy]

It is like just giving breadcrumbs to everyone here. You get a podcast, you get a podcast. She doesn't even do anything.

[Lunchbox]

She has a following.

[Amy]

Why does she have a podcast? Are we giving everybody and their mother a podcast? Like, we already log on to every news site, and we see Travis, we see Taylor, we see Jason, Kelsey, and now the wife is all over the news, and now she's getting a podcast. Oh, my gosh. It is so insane. Why? Why? Why?

[Lunchbox]

What do you. Okay, so you say she doesn't do anything. What do you do?

[Amy]

Man, look at me. I am so interesting, and I have something going. Like, she just chills.

[Lunchbox]

So what if she's extremely interesting and that's why somebody gave her a podcast?

[Amy]

Oh, my God.

[Lunchbox]

It's not like you're already. You weren't already famous.

[Amy]

Right? But I worked from the bottom. I bootstrapped from the beginning. I grinded all she.

[Lunchbox]

You didn't. But that's okay.

[Amy]

She married a football player. Great.

[Lunchbox]

But again, if she didn't have a lot to say or a huge following, she probably has a bigger following than you do.

[Amy]

Well, probably because every news article because of Taylor Swift follows her.

[Lunchbox]

But if people didn't click on the things about her, people wouldn't have an interest to pay her to do a podcast. Now, here's what I say, guys. Remember when talk to a girl got a podcast, he was out of his mind.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he's killing it. It's one of the biggest podcasts in the world.

[Eddie]

Talk to us.

[Lunchbox]

And she's funny, and she has massive guests.

[Amy]

That's unbelievable.

[Lunchbox]

But she's actually good. And you were like, she does nothing. She's stupid. She was just found. You were just found at a bar.

[Amy]

You're right.

[Lunchbox]

The same way she was just found on the stair.

[Scuba Steve]

You're right.

[Amy]

But I grinded for years. I didn't just get thrown on a huge podcast right off the.

[Lunchbox]

There's no huge podcast. Every podcast feed, the RSS feed, has zero followers, zero subscribers. People had to subscribe one by one, and people had to be interested in seeing the clips and going, I'll go listen to that or her getting guests. It feels like you're just jealous of people that blow up more than you.

[Amy]

I'm not jealous at all. I just can't believe that she just now has a podcast. Like, oh, you guys. You know what? You guys say, I like to talk, so I better get a podcast.

[Lunchbox]

Like, oh, anybody can have a podcast, though. Anybody. Literally anybody can have a podcast.

[Scuba Steve]

People were requesting to hear more from her. Do you know how many followers she has on Instagram?

[Amy]

No, I don't.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay, we should look. I just. I just looked. 2.3 million.

[Amy]

Yeah, because she's just like.

[Eddie]

But she's actually funny.

[Lunchbox]

People don't just follow people because they're married to someone famous. There are a lot of famous people that don't have wives that have a ton of followers.

[Scuba Steve]

Exactly.

[Lunchbox]

Like, she has to say, I think. Yeah, I think she relates to a lot of people in a lot of ways.

[Scuba Steve]

Whenever I saw the announcement about it, there was, like, a reel that was made, and it had, you know, like, from the comments section, like, legit. Just comments, like, peppering the thing of, like, we want more of you. You're so funny. You should have a podcast. And it's, like, showing there was a demand for it.

[Lunchbox]

And also her perspective on, like, you're the wife of a future hall of Famer and now, you know, obviously, she's got a lot of Taylor story. Like, she has a lot of things happening that would be fun to hear about. They're having another kid.

[Scuba Steve]

Yes. Pregnant.

[Lunchbox]

I think you just get mad at anybody who gets anything that's not you, and you get mad when you also don't get anything.

[Amy]

I'm just shocked she's getting a podcast. I saw it, and I was like, oh, my goodness. More Kelsey down my thro.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, but again, nothing's down your throat because you. No one's forcing you to listen.

[Amy]

I mean, she's every. I mean, you turn into a football game, and there she is, her and her husband on the sideline there all the.

[Lunchbox]

I don't feel like that's the case. I watch a lot of you guys.

[Amy]

Don't watch.

[Lunchbox]

Amy diagnosed this. Why is Lunchbox so upset at Hogtua. At Kelsey, Kylie. Kelsey. What's her name?

[Scuba Steve]

Kylie.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, Kylie, Kelsey.

[Scuba Steve]

So one word. Jealous.

[Lunchbox]

Got it. Just making sure.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Make sure he's checking.

[Amy]

I mean, if you guys think it sounds interesting, tune in, let me know.

[Lunchbox]

It doesn't matter to us.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, just, like, not everything's for everybody. Like, some people love sore losers that's awesome. But sports and what y'all talk about may not be for them.

[Amy]

Yeah, very few. But that's they do listen.

[Scuba Steve]

Why would you say what?

[Lunchbox]

Like why would you he insulted but he's still mad at Kylie Kelce. All right, let's play this. Thank you, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

I saw this question on TikTok. I'll ask the guys here. Would you take your wife's last name, change your last name to your wife's last name for $10,000 and you have to live by that name. Yes. Eddie, you go. Yes.

[Eddie]

No problem. Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Lunchbox. RG.

[Amy]

Not a chance. Not $10,000 to change my name. To give up my manlihood, to hand over man card, to hand over the keys to the house and the, you know, the throne, the Crown, everything for $10,000. Get lost.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so, Eddie, you're. You got 10,000 bucks. You're good. Now change your last name.

[Eddie]

It's gonna be weird because she has a white last name. That's all right.

[Lunchbox]

But you have a Mexican last name and she's white and she has it, so it's weird for her.

[Eddie]

Good point.

[Lunchbox]

I've always thought that, like, she has a very Hispanic last name and she is white as a cloud.

[Eddie]

Like she says when they call her sometimes at like a whatever, like she's in line and they're always like, yeah, we're looking for a Garcia. And then she comes up, she's like, no, no, it's Garcia. She's like, that's. Yeah, so I get it.

[Lunchbox]

So. No, not 10,000.

[Amy]

No. Would you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. I don't use my real name anyway.

[Eddie]

Good point.

[Lunchbox]

I mean, very little. What in the world? I even offer my wife to hyphenate him. I like, whatever you want.

[Eddie]

Yeah, who cares?

[Lunchbox]

I don't give a crap. And also, it's not like I have the best relationship with my real last name. It's from my real dad, who I don't have a relationship with.

[Scuba Steve]

That's probably why Lunchbox is not a.

[Lunchbox]

But it's not a manly thing.

[Amy]

Oh, it is a manly thing.

[Eddie]

How is Lunchbox proud of his. He doesn't even use it. Like he would tell us all right now what it is if he was.

[Lunchbox]

Proud of it, but also.

[Scuba Steve]

But he's close to his dad. Like his, you know, family, or is.

[Lunchbox]

It an ownership thing?

[Amy]

It's an ownership thing, guys. It's not you.

[Lunchbox]

Don't you.

[Scuba Steve]

What? Okay, if you own your wife, you should be paying for everything. You split it all.

[Caller Frank]

50.

[Scuba Steve]

50.

[Amy]

I don't do 50. 50 I make. I have a better percentage, so I pay more.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, thank you. $75,000.

[Amy]

No.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my goodness. Brought in a wheelbarrow with $75,000 cash. You wouldn't change your last name to her.

[Eddie]

You're crazy.

[Amy]

That gives her the keys, dude.

[Scuba Steve]

No, it doesn't.

[Amy]

The domination factor.

[Lunchbox]

You think you dominate her?

[Scuba Steve]

No.

[Amy]

What does it say? When you get married, succumb to your husband.

[Lunchbox]

My vows did not say that. My wife did not say that.

[Scuba Steve]

No, it says it. You're talking about submission.

[Amy]

Ah, let me see.

[Scuba Steve]

Which also is. The interpretation of that is also very different.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, okay. How about. I don't know what the.

[Scuba Steve]

And then Lunchbox, you should honor your wife.

[Amy]

I knew.

[Lunchbox]

$250,000 to change your last name to hers.

[Amy]

How much?

[Lunchbox]

250.

[Scuba Steve]

Nope.

[Eddie]

Give him a million.

[Lunchbox]

Well, I know. I just wanted to see where the line was. For half a million, I think he'd for sure do it.

[Amy]

And the quote is, wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. There you go.

[Scuba Steve]

But didn't read the whole thing.

[Lunchbox]

Was that said in your vow, for.

[Amy]

The husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church? That's what I'm saying. By giving up your.

[Lunchbox]

Now all of a sudden, he's quoting scripture. Who is this guy?

[Amy]

Yeah. If you give up your last name, you have to give up all that.

[Lunchbox]

A million bucks?

[Amy]

No chance.

[Lunchbox]

You're out of your mind. No chance.

[Scuba Steve]

You're easy.

[Amy]

I'm not lying.

[Lunchbox]

For a million bucks, you would not.

[Amy]

Change your last stand on principle.

[Lunchbox]

And have you ever done that?

[Eddie]

5 million.

[Lunchbox]

I think for a million, if it was really offered to him, he would do it.

[Amy]

For sure.

[Lunchbox]

I think. For sure. I think. $250,000.

[Scuba Steve]

What's crazy to think about is Lunchbox. I Think he's being a little ridiculous right now, but there are men out there that would absolutely be talking like him. And they're like, can't do it. Even for $200 million. They'd be like, no.

[Lunchbox]

If you said $10,000 cash. Change your last name. I'm okay.

[Caller Frank]

Anything?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, sure. Will you take care of, like, the. How annoying it is to change a name to, like, all the paperwork? Yeah, like that. Yeah.

[Amy]

I mean, it says now, as the church submits to Christ, so also why I should submit to their husbands in everything.

[Scuba Steve]

Eddie. Eddie. Eddie and I go to the same church. Were you at church two weeks ago? He preached on this.

[Eddie]

Same exact thing.

[Scuba Steve]

Same exact thing. And it's like nothing. People take this out of context and. Yes.

[Lunchbox]

No chance taking anything out of context.

[Eddie]

We'll send you the survey.

[Scuba Steve]

We'll send you the. Yes, it's video, audio, however you want to consume it.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, thank you. All right, what do you have?

[Scuba Steve]

So this guy, I came across him on TikTok, he signed an NDA years back because he worked for Starbucks in the underground tunnels in la. And the NDA is expired. And first of all, did these tunnels even exist in la? And what if they do? There's Starbucks down there. For these rich elite people to avoid traffic, and they just pull up to a Starbucks and they don't have to pay any money.

[Lunchbox]

I think you're glossing over the headline underground tunnels, like it's not even about the Starbucks.

[Scuba Steve]

Well, but that's. That's how I came across it.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so walk us through what they're claiming are the underground tunnels.

[Scuba Steve]

That there's been these underground tunnels for years that just pop out of various places like Dodger Stadium or wherever. You know, think athletes, actors, Elon Musk, people like that, that have a lot of money that might just be traveling, and they need to get there, get there fast. And they're not going to do it by helicopter. They do it underground. Tunnel.

[Lunchbox]

In a car.

[Scuba Steve]

In a car.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Scuba Steve]

Not a train, their own car. And if they want to stop for Starbucks, apparently they can. And they don't need money. They just order whatever they want.

[Lunchbox]

So because they're in the tunnel, the assumption is they're so rich or they've.

[Scuba Steve]

Paid to use the tunnel. So therefore, that covers whatever they need in the tunnel.

[Lunchbox]

So what is your question here?

[Scuba Steve]

My t. My question is, it just seemed so bizarre to me, so I was like, is this some just hopes and there's no Starbucks down there because there is no tunnel first off, some.

[Lunchbox]

Guy on TikTok saying, I'm going to share a secret.

[Scuba Steve]

His NDA expired.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. I'm going to say that he's probably full of crap because I would be worried if I signed an NDA and it was something that. Something so big as an underground tunnel, by the way, the NDA I'd put in perpetuity, it would never end. You're signing an NDA, this is going to be for 50 years, not for three months or until we run out of sugar packets at Starbucks. Secondly, I'd be worried somebody would kill me. Like, is it worth to do a TikTok to be like, I'm exposing that there's a Starbucks in an underground tunnel? That doesn't feel worth it. Third of all, there were underground tunnels, like prohibition time, which is how they moved around alcohol.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah. Like the cartel also has underground tunnels.

[Lunchbox]

Sure. But for there to be a Starbucks and an underground tunnel, it would need to be like a whole highway system.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, that's what it is.

[Lunchbox]

Scuba Steve, you lived in la. Is there under other underground tunnels where people just like chill with their cars and like go and take the 405, but underground, I mean, I don't think.

[Eddie]

There are any where they chill, but they are there. From your point, the prohibition days back in the day, at least in downtown la, and a lot of abandoned tunnels from the trains and stuff. But I don't think anything happens down there like a Starbucks. If anything, it'd be like crime.

[Lunchbox]

It'd be like the dark web, but of like, well, earth.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, yeah, No, I was featuring a really cool underground world for wealthy people.

[Lunchbox]

And like, everybody's hot and there's Starbucks for all. Yeah. I don't believe the guy.

[Scuba Steve]

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Well, dang it.

[Lunchbox]

And I think there's just enough of a truth. This is how people get us sometimes there's just enough of a truth there that makes you go, maybe this could be true. This happens a lot with disinformation. Politically too. They will have just enough of a truth to expand on it and make it a complete and outright lie. So do I think that people are driving their cars, stopping in for a Starbucks because they're rich and good looking and they get it for free? No. Are there tunnels? Yes, but tunnels that are much smaller. There's not two lanes. Like, again, they would try. They would take little carts and get alcohol through there back in the 20s, you know, small.

[Eddie]

And then to even debunk the whole thing. Your point about the NDA? It doesn't run out the next day, it's held for a very long time. That alone right there tells you this is fake.

[Lunchbox]

But also, how old's the guy if he's like 25? NBA's are like years, right? No, there's not a week long.

[Scuba Steve]

Indian say he could 30 something.

[Lunchbox]

Maybe Snopes this mic. Because Snopes.

[Scuba Steve]

Although Snopes could be right if they're in on it. That's the thing. Like, I went to the comment section and one of the top comments was talking about how there's no way this is real, it's absolutely fake. And then the next comment or that is. That's exactly what they want you to come here and type because you know about it and they're trying to get you to, you know, say that it's not true.

[Lunchbox]

Okay, so here's what Snope says. It is labeled satire. A rumor that Starbucks had secret locations in the underground tunnels of Los Angeles only accessible to the most elite members of society. The claim says, da da da. And it shows. The guy on TikTok, here he is, he's doing his thing, the Starbucks guy. He does look pretty believable.

[Scuba Steve]

He does.

[Lunchbox]

But his name is, like, comedian Steven Randolph.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, gosh. What? He's a comedian?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, he's a comedian. That's the guy I'm seeing here.

[Eddie]

He's trying to make a name for himself.

[Lunchbox]

So, okay, TikTok users. Da da da. The clam. On social media, there is a Starbucks that no one's ever. And he talks about that. But again, I just think if this were a real thing, someone would have said something about it right now. Too many people have had to cover up the truth. That isn't even that bad. A Starbucks.

[Scuba Steve]

Like, if there is underground tunnels for the elite and they can pay for it, like, who cares? Okay, cool.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I just don't think there's, like, way to avoid traffic. That's what I hear. A way to avoid traffic. That'd be awesome for, like, rich people.

[Scuba Steve]

There is helicopters or flying cars.

[Lunchbox]

That'd be awesome.

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[Lunchbox]

Near you on right now Frank in Albany, New York. Hey Frank, what's going on?

[Caller Frank]

Hey, how you doing?

[Lunchbox]

Pretty good. What's your story here?

[Caller Frank]

All right, I. I heard you guys talking on the radio, you know, about the cemeteries and whatnot. It just pretty much brought up what me and my wife do, you know, at night time. I'm. I'm a heavy equipment operator during a daytime paranormal investigator at night. My wife, a vet tech assistant in the daytime and a paranormal investigator at night.

[Lunchbox]

Parent, you said that twice. Paranormal investigator at night, A ghost. Like, what do you do and what have you caught?

[Caller Frank]

Okay, I have caught several, several orbs and shadow figures. I have went on numerous expeditions. We have a bunch of paranormal equipment. What we do is we walk the cemetery pitch black at nighttime and we look what we call freshies, which is a first people who were buried. And then we'll run our equipment to what we can come up with. And the most recent thing that had happened was we found again what we call a freshie. And we have the flashlights all set to where if anything wants to communicate, your flashlights will go off or anything where to have the infrared all set up, this EMF reader, everything. And we were there and we had saw a black. A black shadow figure run across the cemetery from albany road to the cemetery where we were. And then at the same exact time, all of the wind chimes that were on the grave sites surrounding where we were, they all went off at the same time. The flashlights went off at the same time and were heard whistling behind us about four rows down.

[Lunchbox]

So first, I must say I like the name freshie for somebody who's freshly been buried. You know, makes it kind of fun. Feels clean. But. So you go to the freshies because they're so fresh, they still may be like communicating from or why a freshie? Like, what are you guys getting from freshies that you don't get from rottens?

[Caller Frank]

The way we, we see is these people just passed, they were just buried. For us, every individual who was buried, buried, they have a story to tell. They have a story that they cannot finish telling. They have something that they want to say. So we figure we spent most of. Most of the time with the old ones, so why not try the freshies? And we seem to communicate more with the freshies compared to the old ones.

[Lunchbox]

So it's like you're meeting a stranger. You don't know all their stories. So you've hung out with the. What do you call the. What do you call them? The old ones.

[Scuba Steve]

You called them rotten.

[Lunchbox]

The Rotties. We'll call them the Rotties.

[Caller Frank]

Yeah. You call them rot?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, yeah. You've hang out with the rotties. You know all their stories. But the Freshies, you don't know. So that's why you're getting more from the Freshies.

[Caller Frank]

Exactly. Yes. And what actually happened, what actually weekends ago, was that. Long story short, we were visiting a cemetery and we were looking again for a freshie. So as we got near to one of us, my wife suddenly felt an overpowering sense of emotional pain that wasn't hers. She felt extreme suffering is the only one. There's the only way that she could describe it. No words, no voices or anything came through her box. She said it was just an overpowering word motion. A darkness that she couldn't put words to. She felt extremely emotional. She felt like she wanted to fall to the ground as if she watched the whole world die. She told me that in her mind's eye, it looked like great TV static. Then after that, for several hours afterwards, she had an assistant need to cry repeatedly without knowing why. She felt like it was someone else's emotions. And she can't explain it any other way. It comes back even when she thinks about it. So she tries to bury their memory. Now, there was no other sides of paranormal activity at that point. But then when we went to see who it was by the name, supposedly the rumor that they were murdered. So, okay, that's probably one of the best stories.

[Lunchbox]

So let's. Let's go. Let's macro instead of micro for a second. And so what. Why, What's. What got you into doing this?

[Caller Frank]

Okay, honestly, what got me into doing this was I had quit drinking from 2018 to 2022, so I need a new hobby to do. So my son, who was 19 and he was 17 at the time, he got me to the paranormal. So then I said, okay, let me try it. So got my wife into it. And then the first place I went to. I know you guys are far. I'm. I'm in upstate New York by Albany. We went to the Shanley Hotel, which is in Napooch, New York. We tried that. That's when I started believing it. That's when I learned how to do it. Then I studied books and I started everything else. So Then I took on a hobby. Then when my baby was born in 2023, I said, okay, you know, I have a couple beers and this and that, but I. I'll still do my paranormal. And so I kind of. We just kind of fell into it, and so. And over that time frame, we ended up spending over $4,000 on equipment, traveling around, got our own Facebook page. Purchase corn, Adele. So spirits used for vessels. I had them locked up with sage and everything, and we just got attracted to it. It's. It's a thrill.

[Lunchbox]

Were you skeptical going into it?

[Caller Frank]

Honestly? Yeah, because people have. People have their own beliefs. Because, like, when I watch it on tv, I'm like, yeah, you know, that's. That's. That's a lot of video editing. That's easy to do. I don't believe it until I actually experienced it myself.

[Lunchbox]

Sure.

[Caller Frank]

So then I started. Started research on actual haunted places and actual other investigators that went to these places. I contacted these places. We explored it on our own. And then that's when I set up the Truth is There. Others say the truth is in the pudding.

[Lunchbox]

Do you think I can't prove that you're right or you're wrong? I'm just asking you questions. As someone who is generally curious about things I can't explain. Do you think a bit because you wanted to see it, that you're seeing it?

[Caller Frank]

You know, that's a hard question to answer. It's pretty much if your mind. If your mind is set on thinking that you're seeing something, you're never going to believe it. But if you, as I say, go with the flow and you know what you're doing, and you experience things in the past that are unexplainable, that nobody else would believe to the eye unless they were actually experiencing these things with you, then it makes you a believer.

[Lunchbox]

I can understand the part where if somebody's doing it with you. Sure. What. How has your life changed fundamentally since you started talking to spirits or having spirits communicated? Maybe not talking. Maybe that's not the word. Since you started having some sort of physical communication with these spirits?

[Caller Frank]

I mean, my life's been pretty good.

[Lunchbox]

You don't, like, get nightmares or stuff or, like, they don't, like, come visit your. I would just worry about them, like.

[Scuba Steve]

Follow me home because I'm locked up with sage.

[Caller Frank]

Oh, no. Actually, yeah. I actually asked them to follow me home from the cemetery.

[Lunchbox]

You want them to, like a police escort?

[Caller Frank]

Correct. I'm like. I'm like, if there's any spirits here who Want a safe place to go to besides where you are? I give you permission to follow me and my wife home. And I mean, do they. Like I said, it's harder people, it's. I had a couple of them because where I live here in upstate New York, I live in small village called Mines and south side of Albany. The house that we live in now, it was built in the 1800s and it was built on burial ground.

[Lunchbox]

So if I were to have been abducted by aliens, and I'm gonna just. I. I would have a tough time sharing it with you guys because you'd all laugh at me if I were like, no, no, no, no, guys, it was one in the morning and I floated out of my window and I was up there and these grays, they like poked and they were like, we want you to know this, we're going to send you back down. I would have a tough time sharing it because all of you guys would think I was bat crazy, right? All of you, you'd be like, you're nuts. What did you take? So what I worry what I wonder. Not worry. What I wonder, Frank, when you tell people you do this, and to you, this is the truth, this is your truth, do people look at you and go, frank, you're out of your freaking mind. Like, I can't trust you to tell me anything else. Because you believe this?

[Caller Frank]

Yeah, I mean, several of them. Until, you know, like, like my co workers here. And I said, hey, listen, the truth is in my videos. Don't go on a Facebook page, Smith paranormal. Look at all my videos. And then they'll look at him and they're like, yeah, man, I believe it because I call out whatever I can, possible that I can to make people believe in the supernatural, to make people believe that the spirits are still there and that the way that I see is that me, my wife and my son, we feel that we are talking for the dead, if we can, you.

[Lunchbox]

Know, and God bless you. And for me, right, it's. It's someone getting ripped out and saying they were abducted by aliens. If that were to me, I feel like this is tough for me to. I haven't seen it, I haven't heard it. I mean, I saw a guy in TikTok doing it. It's pretty cool. But then I'm like, you could probably manipulate that. But that, Frank, I. I don't know. I mean, you found something you're passionate about. Like, I like that. I like when somebody has something they're passionate about. It doesn't hurt anybody. It Brings joy to their life. Like, I'm totally. I'm totally for that. So what can I say except continue on and hopefully you're doing a good service. And we don't even understand it or appreciate it, but you're doing it anyway.

[Caller Frank]

Yeah, I do. And answer the question about, you know, if a cemetery runs out of room, do they just find another land? The cemetery where we live by, they actually move the. The whole entire grave sites. They move them to different parts just to make room.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, that's what.

[Caller Frank]

I guess we're curious.

[Lunchbox]

They move the dead bodies.

[Caller Frank]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

You get there, there's. It must be people that are dead and their people are dead. They can have no communication with anybody who still goes to that gravesite. It's got to be hundreds because there's. If my aunt or my great grandma and I was alive and she was in that. You ain't moving her.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, because like the headstone came about, that plot. Yeah, I know, but it's like. Is it. They dig around and like scoot it underneath.

[Lunchbox]

Not even a lot.

[Caller Frank]

And a lot of. A lot of them. Mostly. I mean, they. They'll take people who are buried in. And I saw before buried in 1801, 1805, the moon from one plot to where you come into the cemetery and I'll put them up in the back and then we'll ever know. Because I know that they have no relatives that are around.

[Lunchbox]

And I mean, okay, that would be the time. I can see that. If they're so, so, so old. But then are they. But then are they fresh again, right? Are they?

[Caller Frank]

Yeah. I mean, that's why I call it the freshie. I go over there, I'm like, freshy and I. I step on a dirt to make sure that it's fresh. And I can tell you how fresh it is. I tell you how old it is. I won't be spending for.

[Lunchbox]

Well, Frank.

[Caller Frank]

Yeah, man. Like I said, I listen to you guys every morning.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you.

[Caller Frank]

You guys are far from me and make me laugh every day.

[Lunchbox]

Thank you. And it's. And we. To us, this is wild and crazy, which I'm sure you experience all the time. But there's stuff that I'm sure a lot of people don't share because they think they'll be treated wild and crazy. Amy had a tail and has a tail, and she don't want to share that with us forever because we were like, how does Amy have a tail? Like a stegosaurus. But she does. She does, though. You know what? We don't judge her.

[Scuba Steve]

Well, it's my tailbone that sticks out a little further than other people.

[Lunchbox]

But we all got a Jenga tower with it if you want.

[Scuba Steve]

We all have it. Mine just not like yours.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, it's very much true. All right, Frank, we appreciate the story, man. Thank you so much for calling and good luck out there. Be safe. Okay, thank you. Bye bye. Bobby Bone show bone head glory up.

[Amy]

Today this story comes to us from Merrill, Wisconsin. A 27 year old woman was mad at her man and she wanted to get revenge. She was angry he was being mean to her. So she went online, ordered some exploding fireworks and when she, he went to go take a poop, she set them underneath the toilet seat and boom, it exploded. When you sit on the toilet, wow.

[Lunchbox]

Exploding fireworks. That's pretty much every firework, right?

[Amy]

Yeah, but usually you have to light them. These are just pressure based.

[Lunchbox]

Like a whoopee cushion firework.

[Amy]

Yes. And so when he sat down, he suffered some minor injuries to the area.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh my.

[Lunchbox]

What was her point on doing this? To get him back?

[Amy]

Yeah. She was angry.

[Lunchbox]

No, but to hurt him or to get him like to love him.

[Amy]

She talked to her friend, said I need to get him back. I'm angry.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, get him back as in like, okay, like revenge. Not like getting back to love her?

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, like revenge.

[Lunchbox]

I was like, man, this is the worst I've ever heard of getting someone back. This. Got it. So in order for revenge, she blew up his butt. Yeah, got it, got it.

[Amy]

And she got charged with assault.

[Lunchbox]

Got it. All right, there we go.

[Amy]

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

If you're watching a movie and the movie ends and everybody claps, how do you feel about that?

[Scuba Steve]

I mean, if it's a really good movie, it doesn't bother me. It's the end.

[Lunchbox]

Like people get up and they clap.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, it's over. I guess. There's like in the middle of the movie, I don't want clapping, but I've.

[Lunchbox]

Had that happen a couple times. I don't mind that. If it's like a really cool thing and everybody's like, woo.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I don't mind. That means the movie's working. It's like evoking emotion. I'm not a big theater guy anymore because people are out of control, rude, and I don't even know that it's rude anymore. It's just the culture of movie theaters. You go in and you just treat it like garbage. I think a movie theater is like a rental car, not yours. So who cares? Just do whatever you want. So here we go. Things that are not acceptable behaviors in the movie theater. Yelling at a stranger because they're rude. Okay, if I shush somebody, is that considered unacceptable?

[Amy]

No.

[Scuba Steve]

Isn't rude. Can you. Do you think it's a kinder sh.

[Morgan]

You're going.

[Scuba Steve]

You're going. Harsh.

[Lunchbox]

Number nine, taking photos, recording video.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah, no, I don't really.

[Lunchbox]

I don't really notice that.

[Eddie]

No, they don't bootleg anymore.

[Lunchbox]

That's true. Mostly because. Mostly because it streams almost immediately. Number eight, talking at full volume during the movie. People do that. It is so annoying. Get all your talking out while the credits are on. Get all you moving around. Are you talking while the credits are on? If you have to go to the bathroom during the movie, once is okay. Twice, I get it. Maybe you got a bladder problem. But, like, three times you're just going. You're just being annoying.

[Scuba Steve]

I was at the movies recently with, like, our kids and a bunch of mom friends. It's not a mom that I was super close to, but she was talking, and she was talking really loud, and I almost was, like, wanting to sink down. I'm like, I am not with this person. I'm not with this person.

[Lunchbox]

Eating or drinking loudly is one.

[Scuba Steve]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Bringing your dog. Unless it's a service animal. Who brings our dog to the movie? Mike, you go to a lot of movies. Do people just bring their dogs now? I've never seen a dog in a theater. Putting your feet up on the seat in front? Oh, I do that.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

If there's nobody there.

[Eddie]

Yeah, put it up.

[Lunchbox]

But I'll put my calves on the seat. I'm 6:1, so I'm pretty long.

[Scuba Steve]

Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And theaters that keep packing those seats in tighter and tighter to fit more people. Mike, how do you feel about that? If people put their feet up on the seat? Yeah, that's pretty gross. Even if no one's in that seat. Oh, yeah, definitely. Because then you think about sitting there again. You're like, oh, somebody's feet have been here. I just assume that everywhere. Taking a phone call.

[Eddie]

No, you can't do that.

[Scuba Steve]

No one does get up and leave. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Leaving trash behind when you leave.

[Scuba Steve]

Rude.

[Eddie]

That's part of it.

[Lunchbox]

No, see, I knew this would be. It's not part of the experience. You carry everything out when you're done.

[Eddie]

When you leave, there's, like, 10 kids with, like, sweepers waiting to sweep it all up.

[Lunchbox]

That doesn't mean they're looking forward to sweeping up your crap. Oh, it would be like a ball game going out. Part of the experience is throw everything on the ground. Got to clean it up. Yeah, same thing. People are going to clean it up. But that doesn't mean you have the right to throw a bunch of trash down.

[Scuba Steve]

No, it's stuff that spills or doesn't make it in your mouth.

[Lunchbox]

Experience that you get to just, again, treat it like garbage.

[Eddie]

I thought it was like, what's that restaurant where you throw your peanut shells on the floor?

[Scuba Steve]

Texas Roadhouse.

[Amy]

100%, Eddie.

[Lunchbox]

It is not. It is not. And then finally, FaceTiming someone during a movie. See, this is why I don't go to movies anymore.

[Eddie]

The Wild West.

[Lunchbox]

Because people just think they can do whatever they want inside a movie theater. It is the dumbest thing. 80% say it's okay to leave before the movie ends if you don't like it. Yeah, of course. I've walked out a couple movies. What are you gonna do, homie? Hostage. That's kidnapping. I don't like it. I want to leave. No, you shall not leave things that people are split on saving seats in the movie theater, So I would say a lot of theaters have now reserved their science. Yeah, not all, but they're starting to do that, which makes it a little easier. I think you can save a seat. I think you could possibly save two. But when people are trying to save a whole row, I want to punch in the face. I'm not going to, because I'm gonna get beat up if I do. But I want to punch you in the face if you're saving a whole row. Texting they is. No, no, no. Don't text. Like a fireball in the room. It's like a big light. Whenever you pull your phone up and then making out with someone, they say people are torn on that. If you can just make out in the theater, the very back corner, and no one's watching you. Do whatever you want.

[Eddie]

That's what the movie theater's for.

[Lunchbox]

No, it's not. You guys are adult men.

[Scuba Steve]

When's the last time you did that?

[Lunchbox]

They never did it. Okay, have a great Thanksgiving. We'll see you tomorrow. Well, we won't, will we? We'll eat dinner. We'll eat Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. Yeah, we sure will. And we'll be full. And we hope you are, too. All right, bye, everybody. The Bobby Bone Show. The Bobby Bone Show Theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram @reedyarberry. Scuba Steve, executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is MrBobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.